jessicaengle: Wheee!
lightfut: Can I interest you in our Lord and Savior, sandblast?
ItsThugDimmadome: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
NewtyNewts: ook ook
therepoman__:
AceGun_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
AceGun_:
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, AceGun_! (Today's storm count: 2)
scrumpyk3on: Woot! I caught a LRR stream!
NewtyNewts: Good morning fightsm'n
MilkInBags: perfect intro from perfect fighters
therepoman__: uh oh stinky
HorusFive: If I'm a raccoon, where's my little trash pot-pie?
ItsThugDimmadome: I didn't learn to scream at my own ass to just be called a raccoon.
TXC2: !store
therepoman__: YIPPEEEEE
AceGun_:
TXC2: Hello everybody
RurouniGeo: LMAOOOO
therepoman__:
AceGun_: lmao
HorusFive:
MilkInBags: rip to a real one ben
TXC2:
y'all....y'all have a special time on lets nope don't ya? 
HorusFive: Simply buy another one to take advantage of the new price
MilkInBags:
I'll just cancel my $600 order to buy it again for $500 
HorusFive: Or keep them both. Hoard them like unto a Dragon
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR's Warehouse Moving Sale has been extended! EVERYTHING in the store will now come up at 20% off in your cart! The store will close on 7 April for the move so act fast! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
TXC2: !youtube
MilkInBags: just dump everything you don't sell in the bay
MilkInBags: to commemorate The Bay going bankrupt
lightfut: Sand..... Blast
TXC2:
put the store on your FIRST monitor 
TXC2: Adam is right, you start with the THX noise, then go down from there
Frizzlenill: you guys ready for waggle mode's calorie counter on the switch 2?
MilkInBags: sound is doubled from the game
NewtyNewts: You got it
Frizzlenill: it DOES have crossplay and they're saying it runs stable 60fps, so...
AceGun_: They will be better at calorie counter though. Kids be wigglin'.
v_nome: "old man fundies" does not sound like a thing somebody should want
therepoman__: Old man fundies are goated
itsr67: audio funky(?)
MilkInBags:
@LoadingReadyRun the game sound is doubled if you want to look into that 
itsr67: ok good it wasn't just me
v_nome: Hit 'em with the "in my day" from neutral
TXC2: "oh no! it's old man Fundies!"
Strebenherz: Good morning gamers
RurouniGeo: Old man footsies sounds worse than fundies lol
TXC2: hello Strebenherz welcome
MilkInBags: still doubled
Zaghrog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months, currently on a 120 month streak!
Zaghrog: Ooh, getting to share a 10 year subanniversary live!
saucemaster5000: g'mornin. shout out to the uncoffee'd and suffering
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Zaghrog! (Today's storm count: 3)
NewtyNewts: Wasn't sure whether you were having issues
MilkInBags: i think it's ok?
ItsThugDimmadome: "Back in my day, when we were at the Old China Town Market, we used quarters with bees on 'em."
MilkInBags: i am trustworthy yes
Strebenherz: Always
AceGun_: @ItsThugDimmadome "two plays for a bumble" is what we used to say.
saucemaster5000: hey milk, what should I invest my inherited fortune in?
MilkInBags: still doubled
BusTed: We've been betrayed
AceGun_: Milk, maybe your ears are just out of sync?
ItsThugDimmadome: @AceGun_ "FT5 in 5 bees. Run it."
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 me, i'll give it back in 20 years
BusTed: S'fine
BusTed: That is better yes
MilkInBags: seems fine
couchboyj: It's better
AceGun_: Sounds fine to me?
MilkInBags: sorry for that i know audio issues suck
AceGun_:
TXC2:
I legit can not tell the difference
saucemaster5000: writing check in mail to "milkinbags, somewhere in canada, good luck postman"
AceGun_: No argument here, I'm a Strive player now.
ItsThugDimmadome: AKI strikes me as someone who only showers once a week.
saucemaster5000: playing an honest character for once in your life ace
Strebenherz: "addressee not known", no milk found
ItsThugDimmadome: Too busy making poison.
couchboyj: To be fair, as I understand it, the postman would not have to look far to find milk in bags in Canada.
AceGun_: @ItsThugDimmadome It is canon that she takes very fancy baths with various herbs and oils and stuff.
BusTed: haha
MilkInBags:
@AceGun_ i mean they're right, she doesn't shower often
HorusFive: Fools. I was about to order pizza anyway!
MilkInBags: "under new management"
ItsThugDimmadome: @AceGun_ Ah, it's been a while since I touched world tour mode. I should get back in and grind costumes.
TXC2:
by that logic it means I'll never be funny
MilkInBags: @TXC2 correct
saucemaster5000: now with 10% more free cupcakes
TXC2: MilkInBags brutal
HorusFive: I swore he was going to say "Neither Nelson nor I will be funny"
v_nome: We get Cori and Cameron talking about what it means to be a "street Fighter"
saucemaster5000: no fireballs no invincible reversals, no parry on wakeup, no exceptions
MilkInBags: final destination, fox only, no items
NewtyNewts: Nice one Nelly!
therepoman__: GAMERRRRR
TXC2:
this is shoto discrimination!
NorthstarTex: got here at a good time
MilkInBags: that's to avenge Adam for @NewtyNewts 's curse in Noita
saucemaster5000: holy shit there's the 10% funnier adam we were promised
TXC2: Hello NorthstarTex welcome
MilkInBags: I mean, you can make fun of every name
AceGun_: "Art, Cart, Dart, Eart... perfect!
Ferisar: if you lukey
Ferisar: you dukey
saucemaster5000: I got "james bond jr." as if that was an insult
hyperialguard: The best rhyme people could use against me was "carcass." Not exactly savage
AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 you got a banger theme song!
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 it was a terrible premise, to be fair. you can't be called jr as the nephew
MilkInBags:
newt ragequit
NewtyNewts: Huh. I got kicked
saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ they sang it to me in a mocking tone. not even joking. That was what they got.
therepoman__: @hyperialguard kinda goes hard tbh
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 that's only an insult if you don't know who your dad actually is
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 were they singing the themesong
Musicsquid: kids would always try to twist my name into something feminine and then I just pointed out that it’s unisex and they shut up
Ferisar: no socks marisa
MilkInBags:
maybe newt will understand the message for playing aki
Prop_PT: Morning/Afternoon Oki-freinds
Ferisar: stinkier?????
NewtyNewts: Well... gotta turn you purple to put you on our level
TXC2: hello Prop_PT welcome
MilkInBags:
madam 
TXC2: same here Adam
LurkerSpine: Ashley is also a unisex name though
Ferisar: now they call him ash lake
NewtyNewts: Third try, or someone else want to give it a go?
MilkInBags: me it was pogo but it never sticked
itsr67: o/
TXC2:
my real name is Richard Cox, so you can image the "fun" I had in school
MilkInBags: @TXC2 the OG dick dick!?
TXC2: MilkInBags yeap
MilkInBags: damn
AceGun_: it is a banger Cash song though.
saucemaster5000: I knew a kid whose parents named him "Bonaire"
couchboyj: If one is going to boot and scoot, one should also boogie.
gualdhar: universal wisdom and screaming sky cowboys
Prop_PT: "Little bit of chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday Night" Words to live by
Ferisar: name your kid plus
LurkerSpine: "My name is Sue, how do you do? You're gonna die!"
MilkInBags: some day there will be a great reckoning for all the kids that got named with a special version of a common name and their parents will never see it coming
Spirrie: also initials are dangerous
Musicsquid: My sweet baby girl Plus Frames
LurkerSpine:
what that's part of the song, he beats the crap out of the guy who named him 
TXC2: here are my kids, Plus on block, and you can punish that
AceGun_: No one ever came up with a rhyming name for me, but I did get nicknamed "Loogie". I liked that though.
saucemaster5000: I am trying to think of an insult for your name.... I guess loogie is as good as they could do
saucemaster5000: They could call you baby wolverine I guess
MilkInBags: bougie?
Ferisar: gief screwing in a lightbulb with an spd “I ammmm all lighty!”
Ferisar: is this anything
MilkInBags: ferisar go outside for a smoke
Mr_Horrible: it's a cry for help
lawnmowerelves: keep workshopping it
BusTed: ferisar take a lap
AceGun_: When I was a kid, Hulk Hogan wasn't a horrible insult, so that didn't work. It would probably work now.
Ferisar: you gotta give it to me gief grasping a lightbulb with his full body twisting it on
Ferisar: that’s a good one
MilkInBags: yeah it's a good start ferisar
Mr_Horrible: grandpa ted said "go on home, kid"
Ferisar: milk shut up I’m cooking (do not look at the stove please)
MilkInBags: *respectfully letting ferisar cook*
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar gief fully rotating around the light socket instead of just twisting his wrist
AceGun_: @Ferisar (smoke alarm blaring in the background)
saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ I was trying to think of a hogan's heroes reference. that is much more devastating
Ferisar: @mr_horrible that’s what IM SAYINNG
MilkInBags: if the kid is a wrestling fan and keeps farting, getting called iron cheeks
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 see, in order for that to work you both would always need to have been 65-year-old retirees
Mr_Horrible: Gief using level 2 to screw in a lightbulb
AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 I remember some adults referencing it, but not many kids watching Hogans Heroes in the 90s.
Mr_Horrible: the lightbulb blocks, gets the punish counter
ManWithTheMask13:
Gamers 
BusTed: @AceGun_ nick at nite gamers
MilkInBags:
Doom 
ManWithTheMask13:
@MilkInBags Fellow oldmen
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 I'm shaking your hand out of respect, NOT because I lost
MilkInBags: adam was this bee movie
saucemaster5000: hey doom, what is your opinion on hogan's heroe?
saucemaster5000: heroes
MilkInBags: I'll stick to antz
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags no the Bee Movie is a dreamworks production starring Jerry Seinfeld
therepoman__: spitting
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags somehow picked the MORE problematic lead performer, well done
TK_Squared: at last
Mr_Horrible: good
TXC2: a bee suing over "stolen" honey? absurd idea
lawnmowerelves: finally
Mr_Horrible: take Woody Allen back there next
Prop_PT: good, he shoulda benn cancelled a while ago
BusTed: 😬
saucemaster5000: "What's the DEAL with vigilante justice?" (bang)
Ferisar: you are going for a ride! *puts you into the taxi*
AceGun_: I regret to inform you, he made some bangers.
Ferisar: 🚗 🚕
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 never heard of it
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club (Join the Oki Oki Bois for some fighty man games! Game: Street Fighter 6) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (27m ago).
lawnmowerelves: there’s no reason to end that streak
PhuzNutz: @AceGun_ Pun intended?
LurkerSpine: The Academy doesn't know crap
Mr_Horrible: so was Crash. JAIL!
AceGun_: I was watching it for Diane Keaton!
Mr_Horrible: *bangs gavel*
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Yeet the yeast.
MilkInBags:
we're funny 
Mr_Horrible: damn, I'm on something this morning
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
saucemaster5000: Diane Keaton is goated tho
AceGun_: Hell yeah. I'll take it.
BusTed: it's true
Mr_Horrible:
"ah, a viewer of culture" 
saucemaster5000: and unfortunately, one of her best roles was annie hall with the fucker
itsr67: mb misinput
ManWithTheMask13: "gonna gat me"
BusTed:
Prop_PT: noone blames you Nelson
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's art, baby! *jazz hands*
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Ferisar: HELPLP
MilkInBags: delfating
itsr67: ggs
Mr_Horrible: the most birthdayest boy you've ever seen
therepoman__: I'M JUST A SMALL WIDDLE GOBLIN
BusTed: ggs itsr
Ferisar: I don’t know what I’m doing in this round! I don’t even have super!
Mr_Horrible: pleeeeeease I drop no good loot
NorthstarTex: just a little guy
Ferisar: pleeeeaseeeee
Ferisar: don’t spd me I don’t have any meter!!!!
BusTed: I know that sound
saucemaster5000: I don't even drop any good items noooohohoho
Mr_Horrible: "Do not command grab me I do not produce super meter"
itsr67: I tried to go for level 2 but I straight up forgot the input and got level 1
raulghoulia: This game looks fun bit it's no Street Fighter The Movie The Game
Mr_Horrible:
@itsr67 when you're looking for an input and all you get is the AOL dial up noise 
BusTed: Aren't there infinites in that
MilkInBags: switch 2
raulghoulia: Saturn
Prop_PT: with that username I think thats the only opinion they are allowed to have
saucemaster5000: I have a fever dream memory of playing it at like 1 in the morning on a thursday
itsr67: I played gief in that exactly once at a jp arcade
NorthstarTex: Should I even look into the Street Fighter movie?
Ferisar: there’s infinites everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Mr_Horrible: if there's sprites of Raul Julia doing scissor kicks then it's the best game of all time
AceGun_: fun fact: the random US developer that Capcom hired thought they were legit making SF 3.
Mr_Horrible: sorry, that's the rule
itsr67: @NorthstarTex its fine
TXC2: still it would be nice if we got the Fei Long replacement from that game
Zaneysed: Sup gamers
itsr67: Quick! Change the channel! is still the funniest joke in that movie
TXC2: hello Zaneysed welcome
ManWithTheMask13: gief lvl 2 sucks
TXC2: itsr67 indeed, a very funny joke
raulghoulia: Also wouldn't give them their own street fighter code so they had to develop a new one
saucemaster5000: they weren't even given the code to sf2 in order to make the game. Capcom really did say "good luck idiots"
itsr67: remember when that super was -8
Prop_PT: gief lvl2 > Sim lvl2
itsr67: due to a bug
TXC2: raulghoulia saucemaster5000 kind of impressive in a way
Mr_Horrible: "You know that thing you hate? We made it even worse."
ManWithTheMask13: I tried using it against a fireball, I'll have you know
Mr_Horrible: Bison ending the therapy session:
Ferisar: Luke, is that a cloak?””
Ferisar: “no, is cape!”
Ferisar: *throws you*
TXC2: cape made me think of matadors, now I'm wondering if there's ever been a matador based character?
30teracyte: What's luke's 5 frame punish button? 5LK?
Mr_Horrible: head's in the right place, tho
therepoman__: yes
MilkInBags: 🔫 Adam what flavour is your pastry
saucemaster5000: that's a very personal question
simplytheonion: just go and beat him up!
MilkInBags: you may pass
therepoman__: Luke standing light kick is 5 frames yeah
MilkInBags: water gun
Mr_Horrible: they can modulate when they connect, yeah
simplytheonion: headstomp/devils reverse is the bane of my existance
Mr_Horrible: he's so fighting games
AceGun_: any character that can change their jump arc/momentum should be banned.
ManWithTheMask13: goomba crossup
lawnmowerelves: other players shouldn’t be allowed to hit me back
TXC2: he's too deep in the paint
simplytheonion: youve been diagnosed with FGC
Ferisar: cross up?? more like no thanks!
MilkInBags:
simply be better at anti air
simplytheonion: please go to your closest local as soon as possible
Mr_Horrible: When I'm happy I say: "damn chat, I'm the goat." When I'm sad I say: "they should patch this shit out."
MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible preach
saucemaster5000: "Doctor! What's the cure?" "I'm sorry it's terminal"
josh___something: a fate worse than death
simplytheonion: oh god
simplytheonion: please dont
Mr_Horrible: brother nobody is walking out of that room
BrowneePointz: He’s a toxic piece of shit
MilkInBags:
alpha male
BrowneePointz: and that’s putting it lightly
MilkInBags:
just like adam
drizztnailo: im bodying ltg im ngl
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 I'm sorry, its peam
GeoStresser: That is an understatement. LTG is human garbage.
simplytheonion: a person to forget that they ever existed
Mr_Horrible: drizzt would tbh
raulghoulia: capcom Smash Fighters when? This could easily be 4 player
Prop_PT: HEY my name is Prop! also ggs @drizztnailo
saucemaster5000: I say "look at this frame data" then kick him in the shins
simplytheonion: he hates everything
Ferisar: you do if you do your morning routine adam
Ferisar: get the ice water
Mr_Horrible: the man bursts a cranial blood vessel after the 7th spd
drizztnailo: adam you actually farm ltg he kinda sucks ass
Ferisar: man lol
Mr_Horrible: of course you've shown him that Ferisar
Ferisar: oh you haven’t seen the original
Mr_Horrible: classic
saucemaster5000: oh the morning routine sketches
ItsThugDimmadome: It's wild LTG presented an award at the Streamys a couple years ago cuz no one on staff knew he was toxic.
BrowneePointz: alpha male fitness douche unironically posted that as his morning routine
Mr_Horrible: @ItsThugDimmadome "I've seen his face on the teevee before he seems like a nice young man" energy
raulghoulia: the only thing Adam farms is engagement
simplytheonion: the only worthwhile LTG content to watch is him getting his ass handed to him by viscant
ItsThugDimmadome: I figured they're just that out of touch and only saw LIghtning Man meme.
BrowneePointz: so he’s been memes to hell and back
saucemaster5000: I mean they invited harrison ford to the game awards like he wasn't gonna be high off his ass and refuse to read the teleprompter
mjuukis: the neutsch?
itsr67:
Ferisar: wahhhh!!!!!
BrowneePointz: he did read off the prompter
MilkInBags: we want heels like Leffen, not garbage people (I have no idea if Leffen is bad)
TXC2: saucemaster5000 yeah, but that was at least funny
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's at least funny, your cranky grandpa having out a video game award
Mr_Horrible: *handing out
simplytheonion: leffen and fChamp are the type of heels I want. Punk too
MilkInBags: remember when al pacino gave a prize at the video game awards
BrowneePointz: he famously read off the prompter so quick he asked them to speed it up
ItsThugDimmadome: @MilkInBags He was banned from playing Melee in Sweden(?) cuz he was shitty to play against.
simplytheonion: juri too, no?
30teracyte: wow wtf
BrowneePointz: chun has head hop
Zaneysed: tERA PLAYS SOME CHUN
MilkInBags: @ItsThugDimmadome aww dang
Zaneysed: cpas mb
AceGun_: Big Chun.
Zaneysed: Big chunners
LurkerSpine: Teracyte slander
BrowneePointz: big chun…Gus
CaptainDaks: if you're johnny on it, can Luke DP in between the head bounce and second hit?
TXC2: also it was kinda cool watching Al Pacino look on in awe as Christopher Judge gave a 10 minute speech
ManWithTheMask13: I'm playing my second Chun today already, Nelson
ItsThugDimmadome: @MilkInBags Idk if he's chill now, but he's still disliked.
MilkInBags: @TXC2 you mean Teal'c
TXC2: MilkInBags indeed
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 I've got my beefs with TGA and SGF but I'll always have to be thankful to them for that moment
BrowneePointz: speaking of Chun they showed off Emma frost in Rivals yesterday and she took a huge swig of Chun’s Big Gulp
CaptainDaks: thicc psychic tank looks sweet
ManWithTheMask13: it's true
TXC2: Mr_Horrible yes, it's a real love/hate with them
ManWithTheMask13: If that was a downplay campaign I was not apart of it
CaptainDaks: wow that was a great go there
Mr_Horrible: doom claiming the mantle of "true jump hp believer"
TXC2:
well chat, it's quatre to 7 in the evening and I've taking my hoodie off, summer's here
CaptainDaks: good pressure
Mr_Horrible: I seem to remember that the hitbox on it looks fucked compared to other similar animations
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
Mr_Horrible: but not much besides that
TXC2: hello LadyLockwood92 welcome
BrowneePointz: *rattles cage* Capcom where Elena trailer!
BrowneePointz: give big lady!
saucemaster5000: Gief players will tell you death of a salesman is "kinda funny" to get you to buy your tragedy
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "See his name is Lowman and he's a man in a low place. It's wordplay!"
TXC2: BrowneePointz how many big lady do you need?!
BrowneePointz: 2
LadyLockwood92: @BrowneePointz Well, they originally said Spring for Elena, Winter for Mai, assuming they just swapped them, Elena's gonna be a while.
therepoman__: Pretty sure it's -4
Mr_Horrible: never enough tbh
therepoman__: But I'm gonna check
ItsThugDimmadome: @TXC2 ALL OF THEM
therepoman__: Uncharged heavy knuckle is in fact -4
BrowneePointz: @txc2 Marisa and Elena makes 2
Mr_Horrible: @LadyLockwood92 not releasing Mai in May is a crime tbh
BrowneePointz: Manon is also tall but Elena is historically like….fucking taaaaaall
mightberichard: Did I already miss the Bosnian DJ Fatal Fury guest character discussion?
TXC2: BrowneePointz 6ft or something
saucemaster5000: every time sajam asks where's the elena trailer they put her back in the iron mask for another stay in the bastille
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 is this how I find out you've been a French expat all along?
saucemaster5000: oui
Mr_Horrible:
chancellorpalpatine66: ah yes, lukes theme, so bad
TXC2: isn't half Canada French expats when you think about it ?
Ferisar: @txc2 if you REALLLLY think about it
BrowneePointz: @saucemaster5000 France imprisoning an African woman? damn colonialism is still alive in the Sauce house
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 possibly? They'll either nod approvingly or grimace in disgust at a statement like that
Ferisar: when this is your last ride
saucemaster5000: my house is a trail of tears
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar he's out of gas money
BrowneePointz: Sauce on a list of jokes, you probably shouldn’t make that definitely is one of them
Ferisar: @mr_horrible last transfer point on the train
AceGun_: Magic is more like Fatal Fury now. Everyone is excited about cool crossovers.
Ferisar: He’s heading home happy
TXC2: saucemaster5000 yeah that's danger close
Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar when the trip is so long you don't get the free transfer
Mr_Horrible: the soccer player one was kinda funny
Ferisar: pain
ManWithTheMask13: Is it just me or is it difficult playing multiple characters
LurkerSpine: I'm still debating cancelling my pre-order, especially with the switch 2 price likely going up in the US
BrowneePointz: Ronaldo can get fucked but the DJ seems neat
Mr_Horrible: the DJ one just makes it very blatant that Saudi Arabia is saying "now put this guy in next"
AceGun_: I saw a few people excited about Ronaldo, not a single person excited for Salvatore.
Ferisar: it’s just you we’re all multi character gods
Mr_Horrible: ah, damn
MilkInBags:
name one non garbage person, i bet you can't
LadyLockwood92: I don't think I've seen anyone excited about the two *real* people.
Ferisar: milk
mightberichard: Low Tier God confirmed for Season 1 DLC
Mr_Horrible: I don't follow European sports
ManWithTheMask13: @Ferisar mb og
saucemaster5000: yeah ronaldo is the real bad one, this new guy is more of a "....what?"
Zaneysed: me
Cinnabat: @MilkInBags Weird Al? :3
Zaneysed: IM NOT GARABAGE
LadyLockwood92: Most soccer players are, tbh.
itsr67:
me
Strebenherz: Adam
ItsThugDimmadome: Ggs Nelson
MilkInBags: well, cross adam's name now
therepoman__: garabage
Ferisar: @manwiththemask13 no worries no worries, (doesn’t play the game at all)
Zaneysed: ah fuck
LadyLockwood92: Yurkey
Cinnabat: garabage...
TXC2: what you say chief?
ItsThugDimmadome: I was actually sweating a bit cuz I'm out of practice lol
NorthstarTex: like Ronaldo is a yikes level human shaped piece of bird diarrhea
drizztnailo: i am relatively not garbage
saucemaster5000: he gets got by the toys from robin williams "toys"
mtvcdm: Wait, how did you spell toyz again
mtvcdm: Hi btw
ManWithTheMask13: @Ferisar game recognizes game
TXC2: chat lets maybe just not talk about the bad people
LadyLockwood92: typo in the group chat. get 'em.
Mr_Horrible: turns out we don't really have a dearth of fighting games at the moment
Mr_Horrible: so there's other options
abaoa_qu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
abaoa_qu: Lmaokai is an amazing name
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, abaoa_qu! (Today's storm count: 4)
Mr_Horrible: nothing is funnier than a typo in the groupchat
Mr_Horrible: it's actually the height of comedy
NorthstarTex: I've had my fair share of group chat typos that turned into inner circle lore of myself
CaptainDaks: "Ive never admitted to making a mistake"
BusTed: haha
abaoa_qu: Lol
Mr_Horrible: "Was the Grink there?" will be an all-time joke until the heat death of the universe
Strebenherz: Nelson, have you had time to use the fighting game skills gaming against your kids?
ItsThugDimmadome: Is that a pun I'm missing?
Mr_Horrible: they *would* tbh
BusTed: I'm pretty sure you had the same reaction about LMAOKai's name the first time you saw it
mightberichard: I feel like we need Nelson to play more ranked matches. That Silver 3 is false advertising.
abaoa_qu: That would be awesome
Mr_Horrible: cleaving Ken in twain as a large crocodile man
BrowneePointz: speaking of Maokai I had a FORTY MINUTE Aram game yesterday with a Maokai who got 1300 heart steel stacks
ManWithTheMask13: Ranked puts you in the jungle
ItsThugDimmadome: It's a good test of skill.
abaoa_qu: That is way too long of an aram game
ItsThugDimmadome: Just treat ranked session like I treat my 1RM attempts and do it twice a year lol.
BusTed:
saucemaster5000: manon's grab ranges are wierd if you don't play her a bit
BrowneePointz: @abaoa_qu I was a corki fighting for my life against that mao and a rammus
abaoa_qu: Build ap I guess?
CaptainDaks: good tries there tho
BrowneePointz: @abaoa_qu can’t they removed ap corki
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, you got the lean back game on lock, brother
ManWithTheMask13: best to ever do it
TXC2: posture check
mightberichard: As a Manon player who struggles against Luke, I'm watching these matches like a hawk.
abaoa_qu: Since when does Adam Savidan care what chat thinks?
Ferisar: wow who is this serious man next to nelson
MilkInBags: 💻 🦐
raulghoulia: no elbows on the table
ItsThugDimmadome:
I'd take Adam more seriously if he leaned back and smoked a blunt
lawnmowerelves: yeah, the posture is what’s causing that
abaoa_qu: Fair, lol
Mr_Horrible: I'll semi your professional
Mr_Horrible: I don't know what that was supposed to mean
Ferisar: he’s business casual
itsr67: you had faith
Heefnoff: How's it goin fellas
TXC2: hello Heefnoff welcome
ManWithTheMask13:
@Heefnoff
itsr67: "erm, ur not breathing right"
Mr_Horrible: start slouching again, I get scared when you sit up
Mr_Horrible:
it's like 
chancellorpalpatine66: what are the manon counter things she gets?
TXC2: Adam sitting up is like your mom calling you by your full name
raulghoulia: @Mr_Horrible whats he gonna do, ban you?
chancellorpalpatine66: got it thanks!
Mr_Horrible:
@raulghoulia yeah... haha... 
mightberichard: @chancellorpalpatine66 At five medals, her L3 super does nearly 50% damage.
LadyLockwood92: Resets every match.
saucemaster5000: basically, her command throws start as simple throws and one she gets to 5 her command grab does the most damage of any special in the game
ManWithTheMask13: I will never beat Itsr, I've lost all games forever. Too good
itsr67: luke needs to work on his posture
lawnmowerelves: if you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to take a small guy to Memphis
AceGun_: You're always in range of a sweep against this character though.
Mr_Horrible: this is good discipline tho. You're working it into the routine
Mr_Horrible: "Don't touch me" *grabs you*
ManWithTheMask13: based
therepoman__: LMAO
AceGun_: got 'em, ggs
saucemaster5000: yoink
mightberichard: Manon chat. I'm here for it.
Mr_Horrible: make up your mindnon
LMAOkai_: ty for the games Nelly
saucemaster5000: @mightberichard as a longtinme manon player, fistbump
LMAOkai_: i feel defeated. my morals....
Heefnoff: Fidel Dracflow is strong
Mr_Horrible: manwithnoface
Heefnoff: Shoutouts to Fidel Cashflow
saucemaster5000: @LMAOkai_ you gaming tho. Loving the manon arc
Zaneysed: We love Fidel Dracflow
JAGxTERRA: zaza
Heefnoff: Correct
LMAOkai_: Manon kinda fun
TXC2: the man with a thousand names
mightberichard: @saucemaster5000 Absolutely. Played Akuma for 25 years but as soon as SF6 hit, I knew Manon was my new lass.
Mr_Horrible: just meme videos, not even a performer I don't think
AceGun_: So, Dracula Flow getting added to CotW next?
Heefnoff: It's like 5 minutes of bad bars with some fuckin BANGERS snuck in there
Mr_Horrible: it's literally just an old man in a dracula costume shittalking for like 5 minutes
therepoman__: @AceGun_ That'd be hype tho
Heefnoff: AHHH I GOT TOO MUCH MONEYZ
Heefnoff: AHHHH
NewtyNewts: Huh, game network is having some ISSUES today
therepoman__: Literally the dude has like painted on hair
RurouniGeo: Got disconnected
Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff "Before y'all were a type-1 civilization" will live rent-free in my head forever
therepoman__: And the widow's peak gets longer every video
Heefnoff: Dracula Flow should get a revival super like Gill and go "This shit ain't nothin to me man"
Mr_Horrible: @therepoman__ oh I didn't notice that detail
Mr_Horrible: "My socks..." - Akuma
saucemaster5000: mask is addicted to demon
Mr_Horrible: "Get back down there"
saucemaster5000: these damn grappler players coming over to the shotos and insisting on command grabbing
mightberichard: Nelly over here winning rounds against Master ranked Akuma players!
Heefnoff: Meaty Sweep is such a chad move
itsr67: "but you get a knockdown off it"
Heefnoff: The hardest of callouts
itsr67: and then you get meaty sweep AGAIN
Mr_Horrible: Meaty Sweep is "I haven't decided on my oki yet, get back on the ground so I can think"
itsr67: mess socks
itsr67: go hadow
AceGun_:
saucemaster5000: akuma smells like sawdust and limburger
LadyLockwood92: Celebrated band Akumastank?
TXC2:
yeah, like Akuma has no water to sweat, so he stinks of dry
BusTed: flawless
BrowneePointz: Akumastank: Hes not going down, Without a Fight
LadyLockwood92: Perfect. No notes.
MilkInBags: Propaghaki
BrowneePointz: Akumastank singing The Reason and it’s about Ryu
Zaneysed: This is why Cammy needs buffs, so she can absolutely eat Akuma
LadyLockwood92: The Reason is Ryu
NewtyNewts: I was mixing them up with Chumbawumba, and was trying to come up with lyrics
AceGun_: @MilkInBags Today's Empires, Tomorrow's AKIs? Is that anything?
saucemaster5000: chumbaryumba?
NewtyNewts: He mixes low on me, he mixes high on me. He mixes throw on me, he mixes jump on me.
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: keep going, Ace
Mr_Horrible: become what you must
BrowneePointz: alright got some chicken and brocc hunan beef and rangoons. time to watch some oki oki for real for real
Mr_Horrible: "Peep my works, ye mighty, and cry about it"
AceGun_: I forgot they already have an album called "Potemkin City Limits", so they are confirmed Guilty Gear players.
MilkInBags: adam no
LadyLockwood92: Not touchin' that one boss.
therepoman__: why did that kill
therepoman__: why does that combo do so much
saucemaster5000: akuma that's why
Mr_Horrible: 10 seconds and 45% of my life bar that I'm never getting back
AceGun_:
therepoman__: what is this character
saucemaster5000: good ryu
saucemaster5000: obvious bait obvious
saucemaster5000: I'
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 thems fighting words
MilkInBags: I won't get baited
saucemaster5000: I'll do better
Zaneysed: idk man
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LadyLockwood92: Because fuck you, I guess?
BrowneePointz: I was gonna say Akuma has never Akoomed in his life but I forgot he literally goons over murdering people
ManWithTheMask13:
ggs, Nelly 
Still thinking about that meaty sweep
TXC2: !break
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NewtyNewts: See you soon
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz His demon do be raging
saucemaster5000: someone else get off the couch and make me a latte
bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 Sorry, but I'm too sleepy, so I will not get up
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 On it, boss
saucemaster5000: yaaay
saucemaster5000: Mask is now my favorite. He's last against the wall
ManWithTheMask13: EZ
TXC2: and we're back
BrowneePointz: against the wall? are we back to chumbawumba?
AceGun_: Yes
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOkai
AceGun_: Lmaokai
LurkerSpine: LMAOkai
bytecaster: Same, Nelly, same
BusTed:
NorthstarTex: get me some earl grey
saucemaster5000: Get the soft blankie
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ManWithTheMask13: been there
Prop_PT: I'm finally getting onto the last stretch toward master, I touched D5 for 5 mins yesterday
bytecaster: Sometimes your brain just logs off for a second, and needs to reboot, it happens
BusTed:
@Prop_PT 
TXC2: Prop_PT heck yeah buddy
ManWithTheMask13: Our state sucks
Prop_PT: best part was I only GOT to D4 on Tuesday
AceGun_: it's part of the tariffs.
Heefnoff: Tariffs so bad it's effecting my drive gauge
TXC2:
here's the secret, ALL the states are bad
Heefnoff: Wakeup DP costs 4 bars now
Heefnoff: affecting*
ManWithTheMask13: Tariffs got so bad, I got a Y Factor now
Heefnoff: Lmaoooo
BrowneePointz: speaking of I signed up for switch 2 preorder and now am sad
VoltArcanist: the legendary instant di...
Prop_PT: Cammy with rollback is like giving her a teleport
Heefnoff: Oh, an international connection? 50 ms tariffs on your internet
abaoa_qu: @browneepointz $90 games is bonkers
Zaneysed: But opp I had you next turn
Prop_PT: Cammy CrHp on wakeup can beat Drive reversal if perfectly timed
Prop_PT: I just hold all kicks
Zaneysed: Like 2 kicks
Zaneysed: MATH TEST
ManWithTheMask13: Luke would never say that, he hates math
saucemaster5000: "get jolly!"
Prop_PT: and OD to "Pop quiz hotshot"
BrowneePointz: “Mapquest!”
saucemaster5000: "I'm gonna take you... to chem test"
Prop_PT: Lurker went for the calssic Cammy BM super
Heefnoff: TRUEEEE
LadyLockwood92: Sad.
ManWithTheMask13: Next patch we take away Cammy
Zaneysed: A sand blast is traveling at X, Cammy is Traveling at Y. Solve when they will meet for the following given values
ManWithTheMask13: I meant to say "Cammy's cat" but that also works
itsr67: "did you see the end of 'avengers, age of ultron'?" "yeah, I saw the Vision"
Heefnoff: @saucemaster5000 I'm so bummed that video got delisted
Prop_PT: Gief gets deleted first @ManWithTheMask13
TXC2: ManWithTheMask13 add decapre, no one notices the difference
itsr67: okie
BrowneePointz: look we let Punk win One Evo, now it’s time to make sure he never gets another
ManWithTheMask13: If Gief goes they have to add Rose
AceGun_: @itsr67 But he shows up in the middle!
saucemaster5000: let's replace cammy with duck king. that'll show SNK
Mr_Horrible: okie okie alright club
Zaneysed: You cant do that
ManWithTheMask13: I can't do that?
Mr_Horrible: "Can I block that low?"
Heefnoff: That clip is so funny
BrowneePointz: one of the best SF players, ever
AceGun_: You're thinking of Nemo
itsr67: we talked about nemo
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, are you excited for new PoE 2 league?
BrowneePointz: Punk is one of the best to ever put his hands on the sticks in SF
Heefnoff: Found the clip
saucemaster5000: Gief gets in to cap cup Nemo "EMERGENCY MEETING"
Mr_Horrible: I'm catsitting right when servers go up lol
v_nome: Oh is there a new class?
Mr_Horrible:
gonna be on the Evening Huntress Train
Mr_Horrible: new class with 2 ascendancies, and then witch, warrior, and merc got their 3rd ascendancy
ManWithTheMask13:
@Heefnoff Sorry that I have to hit you with it, brother, but look above 
LowUpsideCJ: what’s up okis? we talking slams
Mr_Horrible: Smith of Kitava looks real cool, yeah
Mr_Horrible: build-a-chest workshop
TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ welcome
Mr_Horrible: she's very lithe, you see
ManWithTheMask13: can you imagine if the hitbox was like, Sentinel drones
Mr_Horrible: got no damage on it, yeah
Muddy_Thunder: I just recently made a molten blast warrior, granted it was with twink gear, but it felt pretty strong
Heefnoff: @ManWithTheMask13 I pretend I do not see it
Mr_Horrible: you're probably gonna fiending for damage on the tree, yeah
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff based
LowUpsideCJ: I spent a decade building my bear chest
Mr_Horrible: I'm excited for spear + shield meaning evasion + block
Mr_Horrible: on huntres
Prop_PT: just jab it
Prop_PT: jab it out of the air
Zaneysed: Yes
Zaneysed: Jab beats every hooligan choice
Muddy_Thunder: Well freeing up resistances on all your gear should help get more offense on it
Mr_Horrible: @Muddy_Thunder not really, there's not a ton of offensive suffixes
Mr_Horrible: basically crit and maybe attack speed on a few
Muddy_Thunder: @Mr_Horrible fair
BrowneePointz: oh yea Adam, as a Soulsman, are you gonna try out Khazan?
Mr_Horrible: but if there's a way, it'll be found
Mr_Horrible: trick question, all video games are bad
LlanowarChildrensChoir: Punch until you win!
ManWithTheMask13:
or yearly Dark Souls 2 run 
MilkInBags: what about the politics world, adam
ManWithTheMask13: you get the world
Mr_Horrible: if you're still on roguelikes kick, there's a demo for one that's a pretty decent Hades appropriator
Mr_Horrible: the new Lost In Random that's coming out this year
TXC2: speaking of, is Hades 2 on full release yet?
MilkInBags: no
Mr_Horrible: Lost In Random: the Eternal Die, is the upcoming one yeah
ManWithTheMask13: what a suppressor
TXC2: darn
BrowneePointz: No, they added the final fight last month
Mr_Horrible: the original is more of an adventure platformer
BrowneePointz: Full release should still be later this year
Muddy_Thunder: @TXC2 they're on step 2 of 4 I think before full release
TXC2: Muddy_Thunder ok, thanks
ManWithTheMask13: Got that first jab tho
ManWithTheMask13: Learning
LurkerSpine: ggs!
LowUpsideCJ: I’d hit 0% and you hit 50%
BrowneePointz: yall, Americanized Chinese food is so good
BrowneePointz: (Chinese food in general is good but currently not eating the mainland stuff)
MilkInBags: Cowgi
BrowneePointz: It’s the one from Moo Moo Meadows
TXC2: is the cow named Trevor ?
BrowneePointz: You can also play the Penguins from Mario 64
saucemaster5000: I had a stuffed giraffe named gyro as a kid
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 that checks out, tbh
abaoa_qu: $90 only gets you a cow, not a giraffe. Giraffe coding is extremely expensive.
MilkInBags: gourd overflowing
saucemaster5000: the neck really kill the frames
ManWithTheMask13: are the giraffe police gonna come after me
abaoa_qu: So many neck polygons
Going_Medium: Copywrite hasn't lapsed on Giraffe yet. Not in public domain.
Mr_Horrible:
erm actually a giraffe has the same number of polygons in its neck as a human 
ManWithTheMask13:
@Mr_Horrible 
Mr_Horrible: good joke streamer
BusTed: 😤
BrowneePointz: the Nintendo treehouse stream for Mario kart was good, game looks siiiiick
LowUpsideCJ: I want shoulders like Ed and forearms like Luke
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 get that nepo baby outta here
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible "x factor"
LowUpsideCJ: no biceps. just looking like Samus Metroid
saucemaster5000: who needs clothes, it's a crime to cover up those gains
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 I'm losing the match but I will at least see the gates of heaven
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible morgan freeman true gif
Greyah: Luke's actually got zippers on the inside of his sleeves, because he can't fit his forearms through them otherwise.
BrowneePointz: Adam skips arms only does shoulders looks like samus, starts wrestling under the name Varia Brute
TXC2:
Luke's forearms are easily 50% Synthol injections
AceGun_: Luke just has to express his sandblast glands every night to reduce the swelling and get his shirt off.
saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ is... is he like polka dot man?
LowUpsideCJ: @acegun_ glandblast
AceGun_:
@LowUpsideCJ 
xVoxtric: gland blast? uhh what
TXC2: Gland blast is what luke says before he nuts inside when he said he wouldn't
Strebenherz: Sandslash! Sandslash!
BrowneePointz: @txc2 and then Jamie goes and gets the towel
Tobenamed1: @TXC2 well thats the best thing i have read when comingi into chate
TXC2:
Tobenamed1 I'm sorry
fishboi_samurai: Don't listen to Adam Nelly, you're an adult
BrowneePointz: that’s cuz his dad is a short order crook
saucemaster5000: "You're pissing me off!" is real short order cook energy
AceGun_: Ed, making a triple cheeseburger: "1, 2, 3"
BusTed: break fast!
fishboi_samurai: I meannnnnnnn, you're word's not mine *hands in the air*
LowUpsideCJ: dumbass, riffing bits edition
TXC2:
when's El Fuete coming to this game?
therepoman__: YESSIRRRR
therepoman__: BOMBOS
LowUpsideCJ: sheeesh
Strebenherz:
@txc2 wait is Luke's gland blast where 
comes from?
TXC2: Strebenherz baby Lukes yes
Greyah: Oh so that's what Luke says on his level 3: here's a small fries... with mayonnaise!
AceGun_: bro, your combo looks huge!
fishboi_samurai: Nelly needs a break
fishboi_samurai: Fr fr
fishboi_samurai: LOL
LowUpsideCJ: you face away from me? dishonorable
Greyah: Anything they can do that I either can't do myself or can't defend against is cheating. And once I can do it it's fair.
therepoman__: yo... real talk... cross up tatsus are unblockable
tod_vom_himmel: NO HONDA mma RUN?
tod_vom_himmel: oops capslocjk
LowUpsideCJ: @therepoman__ cruel
ManWithTheMask13: 3s sweep...
mjuukis: Jump in firce kick, down firce as Ken in SF2 that was my combat plan
therepoman__: LMAOOOOOO
abaoa_qu: That baraks move where he just swings his blades like crazy was unstoppable
LowUpsideCJ: there it is
abaoa_qu: Baraka
fishboi_samurai: I mean were you spitting at 16? I'm unconvinced
Ravynn: Spitting rhymes and bustin dimes
ManWithTheMask13: Repo's my fucking goat
BrowneePointz: the first step is accepting that you’re gonna lose to spam sweep
BrowneePointz: the second step is accepting you’re gonna lose to JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR!
fishboi_samurai: Oh I heard at age 16, not 16 years ago, mb lol
saucemaster5000: fuuuck 16 years ago is still after my divorce... gaddamn I'm old
fishboi_samurai: Adam are you sure you were spitting at 42? I'm unconvinced
fishboi_samurai:
fishboi_samurai: LOL
Strebenherz: I was... Almost sixteen sixteen years ago
fishboi_samurai: !ban fishboi
Mr_Horrible: and he claims not to bully us
ManWithTheMask13: @LMAOkai_ GIEF LVL2 SUCKSS BROTHER
Mr_Horrible: sorry Nelly that was my fault
AceGun_: Is Nelly quoting me?
Strebenherz: Nelson is getting into it and I'm here for it xD
LurkerSpine: and you can never condition Nome
itira: good day gamers
NewtyNewts: Nelly's being so deliberate, it's great
fishboi_samurai: The stare down
TXC2: !quote Nelson
LRRbot: Quote #8959: "Defensively getting on doesn't do anything ." —Nelson [2024-04-05]
LynnnChan:
NewtyNewts: This wall? It is now your wall. Give it a kiss
saucemaster5000: weird being the third wheel on a two person stream
TXC2: hello LynnnChan welcome
therepoman__: sandb
fishboi_samurai: Nelly -> Out of Pocket -> Pocket sand (see the connection?
saucemaster5000: sa
AceGun_:
tod_vom_himmel: but i had tll the letters right there already
MilkInBags: *chorus of backspaces being pressed*
lightfut: Bandslast?
abaoa_qu: Lol
NewtyNewts: #SandBlessed
Strebenherz: Sandbl... Sandblasty?
CookieMom:
Adam teaches Nelly to play Noita when?
fishboi_samurai: OH I WANTED THAT PUNISH COMBO SO BAD LOL
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what is your opinion of this?
fishboi_samurai: I was going to be mad hype
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4014: "Out of the frying pan and into the bigger frying pan that's filled with napalm!" —Alex [2017-02-15]
tod_vom_himmel: what wins lukes sandblast or deejays ass blaster
fishboi_samurai: Ed is a sick character, but I hate him for his normals
AceGun_:
He finally admitted it.
AceGun_: damn.
fishboi_samurai: At high level Ed is so dumb
LowUpsideCJ: not enough real people on the roster imo
BrowneePointz: Ed’s rizz stocks went WAY up in this game
BrowneePointz: last game he was a total dork
saucemaster5000: aki would be cooler id she got medals
tod_vom_himmel: hes definitley still a dork
therepoman__: id
v_nome: Buh?
Mr_Horrible: c'mon Ed, that's just disrespectful
saucemaster5000: damn id
itsr67: noooo
CaptainDaks: F
TXC2: poo butts
NewtyNewts: Network's really struggling today
therepoman__: cfn bad
ManWithTheMask13: cfn good actually
AceGun_: You know, grandpa age.
saucemaster5000: "We are still relevant!" we hear from the home
mjuukis: "I'm NOT OLD" ok pee paw lets get you to bed
ManWithTheMask13: I gotta run, but thanks for the games, y'all. ggs ggs ggs. Pleasure as always, gamers
fishboi_samurai: Wait Adam you're 70 years old, you looking mad good for a Grandpa
TXC2:
60 year old Millennials
NewtyNewts: How dare you, I am not a toddler
Zaneysed: im coming in
itira:
if Adams grandpa age then i am also
CookieMom: I look forward to Adam's letters from the war.
BrowneePointz: so was Jack Lalane and he was grandpa aged
fishboi_samurai: PEE PAW LOL
Going_Medium: Yep, your like boomer from Avatar. Very fit for your age.
fishboi_samurai: Blame Nelly tbh lol
saucemaster5000: poor guy forgot his meds, time for a nap
mjuukis:
lightfut: Blasted? With sand?
Izandai: Internet people have an absolutely deranged understanding of age.
mjuukis: gaming grandpa but also yoked
MrSarkhan: According to Stream Elements any streamer over 23 is elderly
fishboi_samurai: Yeah meter gain is the same
Izandai: No one in LRR is old. They're middle aged at most.
fishboi_samurai: It's the same for each bar to build up
abaoa_qu: Next year is my 25th year of teaching. Freaking insane
Izandai: No one in their 30s is a hag you fucking weirdos.
AceGun_: Yeah, each bar is the same.
Strebenherz: Swole grandpappy
fishboi_samurai: I got you, I'm a sweaty little gamer
BrowneePointz: I’m in my 30s and also a hag
BusTed: I just assumed that was fake
BrowneePointz: But that’s because I live in the forest and swap people’s children for changelings and curse folks and shit
Mr_Horrible: L3 just *feels* longer because it's like the last 15 minutes on the clock before you get to leave
AceGun_: Nelly's transformation into fighting game player is nearly complete.
sqaulie: says he ain't old, pulls out that for a controller
LynnnChan:
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed likewise, esp because the social media for streamelements has been known to be cheeky sometimes
LMAOkai_: you've been playing well Nelly!
TXC2:
Adam is not old, he's distinguished
BusTed: lookin' good
BrowneePointz: speaking of geriatric, fighting game players, y’all excited to boot up link again in Soul calibur 2?
v_nome: What about booting up SC2? Are they rereleasing it?
BrowneePointz: they are adding it to switch 2 Nintendo online
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I'm not 600USD excited for it, no
BrowneePointz: yo, can I express a little bit of goddamn excitement for it without someone saying something about the price, I know it’s gonna be expensive. Let me have this.
Mr_Horrible: I mean, SC2 is very good, yes
LowUpsideCJ: I’m a soulcalibur 3 gamer
Mr_Horrible: although I never really played Link much
TXC2:
the only SC2 I play is StarCraft
AceGun_: I will be very excited if they announce that it somehow has rollback.
LowUpsideCJ: I played the hell out of that weird rts mode in sc3
Mr_Horrible: a Knomen quantity
Mr_Horrible: hmm, still needs work
AceGun_: Best stick-toucher in the game.
LMAOkai_: @AceGun_ nope, i hate this lol
Mr_Horrible: ah, meta-jokes
itsr67: i heard sc2 and I thought you meant soulcalibur 2
itsr67: for whatever reason
AceGun_: @itsr67 that is what we were talking about.
Mr_Horrible: @itsr67 that is what brownee meant in the original post, yes
TXC2: itsr67 all the rest of chat did
itsr67: oh
TXC2: I just made my little "joke"
itsr67:
I was looking away
Mr_Horrible: Soul Calibur 2 came before Starcraft 2 so it gets to be SC2
Mr_Horrible: esp since SC is not fewer syllables than "starcraft"
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Mr_Horrible: yeah but that nation is washed
Mr_Horrible: I mean so are we, but y'know
Mr_Horrible: wait, no, they just got rid of the clown, nvm
Mr_Horrible: I mean their culture has a lot of problems, but they at least ousted their goofass PM
Mr_Horrible: at least afaik
RainbowRoadDUI: is there 1 blanka that doesnt mash
fishboi_samurai: Adam are you smurfing right now on this silver account?
BrowneePointz: @rainbowroaddui Mena
TXC2: RainbowRoadDUI no, Blanka is made for mashing
LowUpsideCJ: Meter come, meter go. as they say
Mr_Horrible:
me, recovering drive gauge: "I earned this "
Izandai: Kurzgesagt videos are good but I dislike how clickbaity their titles and thumbnails have gotten recently. Makes me not wanna click on them.
chancellorpalpatine66: Adam was like all characters are tight, did not think about blanka
fishboi_samurai: Fine Nelly, fine
Izandai:
Yeah... 
TXC2:
Blanka puts the Abare in "i'm abare to fuck you up"
BrowneePointz: Blanka is tight, he’s just the epitome of “imma gonna make you try and guess wrong all match”
Mr_Horrible:
"You won't BELIEVE Crapshot #1000 
"
Izandai: At least the actual contents of the videos are still good, that's the most important part.
LowUpsideCJ: I was baited into clicking this stream by bright pink colors
Mr_Horrible: @Izandai I've def noticed that stuff in general feels a lot more like "Generic YT Thumbnail" these days, so I just take the onus on myself more to look up other stuff if it's someone I'm unfamiliar with
fishboi_samurai: That "BRUTHER" was real lol
fishboi_samurai: I felt that lol
BrowneePointz: no, The One Thing got banned
Mr_Horrible: John Carpenter universes beyond when
TXC2:
BrowneePointz nah, they just made a nerfed alchemy version that's still cracked
LowUpsideCJ: if I could blanka ball it would be the only way I traveled so I get why blanka does it
Mr_Horrible: Sutter Cane commander, pls
Izandai:
lightfut: 😂
TXC2: !clips
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Izandai: Fighting games are comedy games.
Mr_Horrible:
all respect has left this game
TXC2: oh Good I was right, John Carpenter did do Escape from New York
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 sure did
Mr_Horrible: man just loves casting Kurt Russell(sp?)
TXC2: give me snake Pliskin on a MtG card please
TXC2: Mr_Horrible he's fine actor
BrowneePointz: his son is a pretty damn good actor too
LowUpsideCJ: handsome man, undeniable charisma
MilkInBags: sorry i started the microwave
v_nome: My turn this time. You're free! lol
Mr_Horrible: me trying to connect to AOL on the moonbase network
MilkInBags: james cameron?
TXC2: ^
saucemaster5000: john carpenter did escpae from new york
fishboi_samurai: Is no one going to fight Adam, do I need to come back?
Mr_Horrible: sure didn't
saucemaster5000: nope carpenter did new york and LA
Mr_Horrible: yuppers
CaptainDaks: ok ok
LowUpsideCJ: you’re thinking of the other JC. Jesus Christ
fishboi_samurai: @CaptainDaks Let's go Daks
TXC2: Carpenter did the Halloween movies
Izandai: The Thing
LowUpsideCJ: director of Halloween, son of god, etc
Izandai: That's a great movie.
Mr_Horrible: James Cameron wants to dive into the deep sea in super-submarines, John Carpenter just wants to smoke weed and play NBA 2k6
fishboi_samurai: Daks is not a Ryu player, they are a Marisa player, pretending to be a Ryu player. Just like I'm a Marisa player, pretending to be a bison player
saucemaster5000: Carpenter famously says whenever someone asks him about new halloween movies he's real happy when they put a paycheck in his hand
CaptainDaks: yto awesome round
TXC2:
LowUpsideCJ now there's a set of MtG cards we need
LowUpsideCJ: can’t build meter at full meter
fishboi_samurai: Imo, the better thought process is keep level 3 and setup another guessing situation for the opponent to potentially kill on the next touch
CaptainDaks: oh i see what happoened
fishboi_samurai: LOL
fishboi_samurai: ROFL
itira:
Mr_Horrible: good bit
fishboi_samurai: Nahh I like your first response better lol
fishboi_samurai: I'm wrong, your right, I'll shut up lol
fishboi_samurai: I think that is actually a mix situation
fishboi_samurai: I think that run into nothing is a frame kill in that situation
LowUpsideCJ: the Memphis stumble we call it
rhiannamater: I appreciate the judgy guy with tea
rhiannamater: GET THE HORSE IN THE FIGHT
fishboi_samurai: WHIFF PUNISH
fishboi_samurai: Noice
LowUpsideCJ: can’t believe they teased bison’s horse in the background and we had no idea
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rhiannamater: Mary Poppins over here is gonna mess someone up
fishboi_samurai: Adam's back on Marisa let's go
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NewtyNewts: Both down to slivers
CaptainDaks: my combos booty
LowUpsideCJ: thank god that super gives such a prime view of ryu’s dogs
LowUpsideCJ: sheeeeesh
NewtyNewts: An actual fighting game player is in the building
CaptainDaks: nice parry
AceGun_: @30teracyte I got banished! GGs!
30teracyte: ggs
NewtyNewts: The coach has become the Coach
AceGun_: CFN won't even let me back online.
itsr67: cfn being mean today
Mr_Horrible: the Can't Fucking Network
NewtyNewts: The Connection Failed Network
Mr_Horrible: that's a more graceful way to say it, yeah
Vanatoth: Banned from games that don't have Venom
CaptainDaks: F
CaptainDaks: ggs lol
Zaneysed: Ranked time?
AceGun_: @Vanatoth AKI is the closest thing I have! She has Venom-ous Fang.
LMAOkai_: damn cfn down
3schr: Bye Nelson!
LMAOkai_: ggs everyone!
CaptainDaks: that first round I was like NELLY! you're applying all the things!
CaptainDaks: too funny
NewtyNewts: Ggs everyone
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
30teracyte: please, my network, she is very sick
AceGun_: You are also playing against a similar group every week, and we're all improving.
AceGun_: Everyone got banished
NewtyNewts: Same room, bunch of people got kicked
CaptainDaks:
@fishboi_samurai trew trew
Zaneysed: CFn booted like 4 people out
Zaneysed: We had like 9 or 10
AceGun_: I just mean that Nelly is getting better, but so are his opponents, so its harder to see the improvement.
Zaneysed: Like everyone in the room has gotten better too
LowUpsideCJ: That actually makes me feel much better about my 60 hours
therepoman__: Real
therepoman__: BYE NELLY
Zaneysed:
bye Nelly 
NewtyNewts: GGs
lightfut: GGs Nelson
BusTed:
AceGun_: bye nelson!
CaptainDaks: o7
TXC2: bye Nelson
LadyLockwood92: See you Nelly
TXC2:
any one else distracted by the guy in the back hitting poses?
Mr_Horrible: still hear Ryu's "Well fought!" deathrattle as "Well, fuck!"
tod_vom_himmel: wow this CFN thing is annoying
tod_vom_himmel: ggs geo
therepoman__: I missed it
Zaneysed: BOOO
Zaneysed: CFN bad
therepoman__: CFN BAD
Zaneysed: ggs ggs
LowUpsideCJ: cfn stinky
saucemaster5000: CFN got into the liquor cabinet when capcom was at the office
Zaneysed: Punk change your name
tod_vom_himmel: no sleep for adam
tod_vom_himmel: only strem
RurouniGeo: CFN 20% lag tarrif
Zaneysed: Aperently
Strebenherz: Thank you for streaming
Zaneysed: TY for the games tho
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
therepoman__: Thank for strim
CaptainDaks: o7
LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs thanks for some good oki
Strebenherz: He is
LowUpsideCJ: I award you and Nelson plus frames
TXC2: !patreon
LadyLockwood92: Cheers for the stream Adam~
mtvcdm: !patreon
mtvcdm: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR's Warehouse Moving Sale has been extended! EVERYTHING in the store will now come up at 20% off in your cart! The store will close on 7 April for the move so act fast! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
TXC2: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR's Warehouse Moving Sale has been extended! EVERYTHING in the store will now come up at 20% off in your cart! The store will close on 7 April for the move so act fast! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
Strebenherz: Thank you for being awesome. Good vibes
AceGun_: It is two weeks from today
Bearudite: 18
Mr_Horrible: he's got the axe!
mtvcdm: Some of the things in the store may also be last chance, *period*, because they intend to streamline offerings after the move.
AceGun_: 18-21
TXC2: oh in time for my Birthday
therepoman__: Watch Red Bull Kumite this weekend for some good ass Street Fighter
Zaneysed: Yo check this shit out Adam
Bearudite: fun and then the sadness again
Mr_Horrible:
everything's comin' up Gamehaus 
LowUpsideCJ: let’s get the axe
therepoman__:
FROGS ARE GONE
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1:11 from now).
saucemaster5000: peace dude
saucemaster5000: groovy
goombalax: you built a community you absolutely deserve it
Mr_Horrible:
TXC2: your cool enough to pull that off Adam
TXC2: *you;re
TXC2: !events
Zaneysed: your"*
LadyLockwood92: Yep, Beej and Heather are out, so Cam and Ian are filling in.
therepoman__: Ooo
therepoman__: That game is weird and cool
LowUpsideCJ: a lot of people play an indica on Saturday nights
Mr_Horrible:
we still love you, sir 
LurkerSpine: thanks for the stream!
LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !contact
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Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream 
LadyLockwood92: Have a good one~
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1:01 from now).
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