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Earthenone: is it time for a nintendo direct to video sequel?
TehAmelie: time to face the real question will this Switch debacle ruin Sonic's 30th birthday?
GapFiller: any non Nintendo non politics news this week
RockPusher nips to the fridge and returns with: Caffeine!
Juliamon: yes actually
GapFiller: were that Billy Mitchell was the height of the weekly news cycle eh
Juliamon: also the BG3 Stardew Valley mod chaos
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Juliamon: also ZeniMax union voting to authorize a strike
RockPusher:
Mod chaos? Sounds dangerous with people waving swords around! 
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GapFiller: on other news The Derys look dfft today
Juliamon: there was actually quite a bit of non-Nintendo non-uspol news
mtvcdm: Yes. "Gaming news."
Strebenherz: New mix!
TheMerricat: I mean I think it's fairly obvious Cameron is sitting in Heather's seat
cuttlefishman: whoa
Invitare: is it decided by blood sport?
TehAmelie: howdy
cuttlefishman: Beej looks taller
mtvcdm: Eventually all people become Beej
elitefourkaren: ianpoint? or is it campoint?
Flyingdelorion: Hello
Aitsu111: Paul is replacing Heather can is Paul and Ian is beej
ghyllnox: Who goes on long rants and who wishes they brought their spray bottle?
GapFiller: like that time Kathleen went to GDC then
Aitsu111: Cam can be Paul
cuttlefishman: Gibb?
cuttlefishman: Is Gibb going to host
mtvcdm: !youtube
GapFiller: Kathleen: I'm at GDC! back to you in the studio! (Graham: wha- why did we send her there for that!? Paul: can I go nxt time? G: NO!)
Invitare: Objection! None of these hosts are rotating. Get those chairs spinning
Flyingdelorion:
RockPusher: Situation Normal!
kristian_fischer: Stupid video game news will pile up until next Thursday.
Akaiatana: Paul derailed Paul today
elitefourkaren: the lukewarmest takes
annie_r_kist: Paul can be derailed without them
vinewood_og: Warm. Luke Warm.
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MostCallMe__Tim: RIP to my cat today =(
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GapFiller:
lukewarm means informed which is better than when Beej is around
Invitare: Steam Deck is more expensive though :3
Juliamon: worldwide*
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Juliamon: (*not necessarily, depending on circumstances)
RockPusher:
MostCallMe__Tim 
hopefully we can provide distraction
iris_of_ether:
vinewood_og: RIP gato. Sorry friend.
mtvcdm: Oh no, Tim
GapFiller: subsequent events clearly demonstrated Nintendo were just getting ahead of the curve w/ that pricetag
TheAinMAP: So, it won't be as impressive to have two Switch 2s?
MostCallMe__Tim: @RockPusher tyvm, she was 18, so it was her time
mtvcdm: 18's a good cat age
Raiz0k: Didn't they just announce they're delaying US preorders?
Decaped: the switch but 1080p 60fps
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: You guys caught up to Nintendo delaying preorders because of the market?
Juliamon: Raiz0k Yes, but only US
EvilBadman: @Raiz0k they did
GapFiller: thought the spec was meant to be a slight downgrade
GapFiller: on certain fronts at least
RockPusher:
MostCallMe__Tim a long life, full of love — doesn't make it hurt less when they leave us though 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: orz too slow
Raiz0k: @Juliamon Exactly, yep.
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Strebenherz: @MostCallMe__Tim Sorry to hear that, condolences. What Rockpusher said, pets are family and it hurts however long you've had with them
Aitsu111: Larger text hopefully
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Juliamon: Yeah, screen size was not a big issue for the Switch to begin with
Strebenherz: I mean the switch could just be plugged into a tv
MostCallMe__Tim: Thank you everyone so so much
accountmadeforants: Bigger Joy-Cons are definitely a big plus
RockPusher: Cameron just a little guy
Mai_Andra: I only play switch undocked, but i need a grip to hold it. Basic switch and joycon controllers are weird for my hands.
accountmadeforants: Nintendo literally said "like dog"
vinewood_og: 8bitdo has a SNES style controller with dual analog sticks. Old and new. Love it even if my hands grew wildly since the before times.
Akaiatana: Cameron is an Atreides man
GapFiller:
Getter404: The Duke makes it feel like you are Establishing Dominance over the game
Raiz0k: Makes sense (what Paul said), slight angle means less twist in your forearm bones.
Cptasparagus: The Pro controllers felt nice but I've had multiple die on me and i've seen a lot of people with the same problem
GapFiller: Cam outing himself as The Guy Who Wanted a Live Grizzly for a Controller
GhostValv: elbow%
Invitare: hmm. I'm going to guess no. Switch Mouse will probably be working in some unusual way
annie_r_kist: I have heard that its "knee compatible"
RatherLargeToad: it would need a gyro too
Invitare: Metroid Prime 4
Strebenherz: but can i adapter my switch to use with my dad's amiga 1080 monitor?
ghyllnox: Good for accessibility, which can be an issue with consoles
ghyllnox: Especially Nintendo
JLHonors: Mouse control seems smart for PC ports.
RockPusher: multi-mouse drifting?
Aitsu111: The N64 controller wow nice
eid010n: A murderball game would be fun, if the wheelchair basketball game plays well
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho.
Invitare: "A is the most pressed button, so lets make it larger than the others" - Some Genius
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the wireless GameCube controller is gonna be a big deal, assuming they get the joystick right.
GapFiller:
there are people out there who stan the Jaguar controller
DoodlestheGreat: Heck of a week for Heather & Beej to be out of town.
GapFiller: truly terrifying thought that
accountmadeforants: @Invitare "Instead of just doing a bunch of bullshit colors and symbols, let's make the buttons different shapes" - That same genius, probably.
RockPusher:
Strebenherz: Ian...
Getter404: Ian.
Sethalidos: Ian, no
ProcyonFlynn: Ian ... why?
vinewood_og: Steaming hot miracles
annie_r_kist: Are they single or double action triggers?
ralphthellama: Oh, that was a good thing?
Strebenherz: !findquote ian phrasing
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Akaiatana: Gold-tinged Excrement
ghyllnox: Is.. is that something I'm supposed to want?
Mai_Andra: Gamecube best cube
GapFiller: was what Ian said really that odd
Raiz0k: Weird lapse into Binding of Isaac stylistics here on the LRR channel.
GapFiller: made perfect sense to me
Invitare: remappable only buttons
Cptasparagus: The devil's greatest trick was making Ian think it was God who took a shit in his hands
Strebenherz: !quote 7761
LRRbot: Quote #7761: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian [2021-09-05]
accountmadeforants: The SteamDeck does have four underside buttons by default. (And the OG Steam Controller had two.)
Shurtal: they're very good for mapping jump in fps games
annie_r_kist: Underside buttons are really good for quick switching from the dpad
Shurtal: so you can jump and go prone without taking your thumbs off the sticks
accountmadeforants: Joystick buttons are the devil
BrowneePointz: just got in, we talking back paddles?
EvilBadman: yee
BrowneePointz: back paddles are great
BrowneePointz: also good for accessability
GapFiller: BrowneePointz turns out people have OPINIONS on controllers
BrowneePointz: accessibility*
accountmadeforants: I had to remap that real fast in Elden Ring because I kept jumping off of Torrent unintentionally
Getter404: Speaking of unnatural claw grips, how about that Monster Hunter update!
Kentosaurus: me quick saving in bg3
Mai_Andra: I use them for Street Fight, to remap the top buttons. It's hard to push shoulder and trigger at the same time. but top trigger and back trigger together is much better.
TehAmelie: the PS4 controller with the big touchpad in the middle, what was that even for? i only remember using it to access a pause menu
vinewood_og:
RockPusher:
GapFiller: nice segue Ian
Strebenherz: Ianplz2
Sethalidos: Ian
BrowneePointz: Do they have Bitrex?
accountmadeforants: I hope they taste spicy for sure
DoodlestheGreat: They taste like Red Vines!
BrowneePointz: i hope they still have Bittrex
Gekyouryuu: They're red because they go faster
GapFiller: time to unmothball the James Turner Lickability Scale
Shurtal: Ian's Censoring Speedrun, Any%
mtvcdm: Bitrex 2!
annie_r_kist: I think soicy i
Shurtal: Bitterex DS
Aitsu111: Da'Bomb flavored
annie_r_kist: Spicy is a good idea
vinewood_og: But what is the joycon 2 mouthfeel?
accountmadeforants: Some of them skimp on the bittering agent, yeah. Not Nintendo, though, if you want a full portion of bittering agent you buy first party.
thebuzzstreams: @Shurtal Bitterex 3DS
RockPusher:
Red carts should be coated in pure Capsaicin
niccus: the cartridge will be more bitterant than game
ghyllnox: Yeah Ian is standing in for Beej "Makes lewd puns with a straight face" Dery and Cam is standing in for Heather "Why am I laughing at this" Dery
GirlPainting: Ok, i rewatched now EVERY Friday nights episode in the last 3 days...i think i am prepared!
BrowneePointz: That's also kinda what PS5 Discs do
Kentosaurus: when game can't fit on the disk
vinewood_og: Madcatz are just dipped in pepper spray
Mai_Andra: It's the "best" of both worlds - you have to download it from the internet to play, and also have to keep the cart inserted to run it.
GapFiller: then ofc there was Metal Gear Solid
thebuzzstreams: @ghyllnox ..... a concernedly accurate observation...
DoodlestheGreat: SCSI mentioned, get my Geritol.
RatherLargeToad: it does mean you can lend it out and resell the game, at least
GapFiller: dae remember reading the back of the box to beat Psycho Mantis
RockPusher:
The copy of Simcity with the photocopied copy-protection code sheet 
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Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Hype
GirlPainting: did you know that Paul eats cheese in bed?
GirlPainting: and camerons monst hated card is giant growth?
RatherLargeToad: you do need to keep the cartridge in to play
yianniannianniannianni: ^
Raiz0k: I mean, if it how it works, that's fine, that's actual transfer of ownership.
Raiz0k: Aaaaand it's gone.
Strebenherz: They gave us a mouse port or usb port of some sort right? can that just be a vector people can use?
bytecaster: Only this version of PuyoPuyo gets you root access
Getter404: Which also means things like keeping 1.0 TotK for the item duping is impossible
DeM0nFiRe: I assume the main reason behind it is the storage technology in the new cartridges is probably more expensive than previous ones, so for really big games or for smaller studios it's more cost effective to have people download them
BrowneePointz: $10
BrowneePointz: they did
BrowneePointz: $10
LPS_97: 10$ apparently, for now
DeM0nFiRe: The welcome tour being paid is hella goofy
niccus: repeating the 1-2-switch blunder
vinewood_og: Power supply sold separately
DoodlestheGreat: You'll be able to play all the Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2. And Balloon Fight!
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BrowneePointz: Reggie apparently had to FORCE them to include Wii Sports back in the day
Raiz0k: Punitive to the designer, you mean.
BrowneePointz: NoJ did NOT
BrowneePointz: want it free
accountmadeforants: How the fuck did SONY figure out to include a free tutorial game
GapFiller: thats why people still think fondly of Reggie even tho hes been outta the business for years
ghyllnox: Hang on, they're going to charge you separately to tell you how to use the $450 hardware you just bought?
BrowneePointz: and he was like "this is an entirely new way of playing, you HAVE to teach people how to use the Wii"
BrowneePointz: and NoJ finally buckled
Gekyouryuu: The Steam Deck has a tutorial set in Aperture Science
kingandcommoner: "game"
Raiz0k: @ghyllnox Just be glad you're not being charged for breathing the air cycled through the console.
Raiz0k: (yet)
ralphthellama: I wonder if that means it'll be ~$12.50 in the US once the tariff pricing goes into effect
hiFunko: The Payable Playabale Manual™
SocraticMethod: NoJ proposed Wii Play as an alternative pack-in
Decaped: it might be 449
TehAmelie: i for one am glad Nintendo is finally making a direct sequel to a console so they can get in on Paul's running joke
Getter404: Was Desk Job free on the Steam Deck?
RockPusher:
niccus: hey! plenty of good puzzle games are entirely tutorials
bytecaster: As far as we can tell, it's mostly a digital guide
accountmadeforants: Yup, I also played it despite not having a Steam Deck
Raiz0k:
*It's the software you make that's a spruced-up debug harness that you need for development anyway 
.
Stranded Education: ello!!!!!
GirlPainting: ahoyhoy
GirlPainting: did you know that alex has Hydraphobia?
kingandcommoner: Game pricing is more concerning
DoodlestheGreat: Especially with Orange Boy's idiocies.
GapFiller: current events not withstanding
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accountmadeforants: There's a Japanese-language only model yeah
accountmadeforants: Because the Japanese yen is so weak
Shurtal: Reggie apparently had to fight tooth and nail to get Wii Sports packed in with the Wii. And no one was fighting to get the Swtich 2 tutorial game as a pack in
mtvcdm: Oh give it a bit
RockPusher: hahaha
BrowneePointz: For the actual CONSOLE, I don't have an issue and think $450 is mostly reasonable, but the games are making my eyes water
kingandcommoner: Send them to the Dutch Island
LPS_97: you do need a japanese nintendo account to use them
RatherLargeToad: price is more than I’d like, but inflation comes for us all
TehAmelie: i remember seeing an ad for scalped Nintendo 64s back when they only had them in Japan. the price was $2000 dollars in 1990s money
Julian_Rogue: I was glad to see they brought back DS download play
ContingentCat: or New Zealand is even more
drawnbinary: Australian is $700 AUD
RockPusher: I x2 US prices for my estimates
accountmadeforants: To be clear, the Japanese prices are 50,000 yen (343 USD) and 70,000 yen (480 USD).
Raiz0k: Or 2nd richest country in the world according to Steam, i.e. Poland.
GapFiller: just imagine how much the 3DO wd go for if they were making that now
Sarah_Serinde: pretty sure it was $450 give or take, after tax
BrowneePointz: I don't mind the Switch being $450USD since a Steam deck is $400USD, but yea...the games made my eyes water
drawnbinary:
The Australian Switch 2 is about $25 AUD cheaper than the American after conversion
RatherLargeToad: Mario Kart 8 at $60 at launch would cost more than $80 in today’s dollars (US)
mtvcdm: No haggling, I know what I got
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Julian_Rogue: it is eye watering but inflation a 60 dollar game 10 years ago would be similar. the fact pay hasn't gone up with inflation just sucks ass
vinewood_og:
I was waiting out Ocarina of Time, and still never got a physical copy 
kingandcommoner: With the advent of "digital cartridges," do you think digital rental stores could be a thing?
RockPusher: NZ$798.99 price for first retailer I checked
GapFiller: kingandcommoner this is how they bring back Blockbusters innit
kingandcommoner: @GapFiller Oh I hope so
bytecaster: That darn Mario and his alluring hat!
Akaiatana: One place: Emulators!
Angnor33:
The emulator? Is that where you play them?
Wolfstrike_NL:
Yea, through pirate sites 
RatherLargeToad: can’t charge $20 on mobile, but $100s in microtransactions is apparently fine
Mai_Andra:
"This is a $20 game." Then let me okay it on switch. 
kingandcommoner: Oh yeah, the cartridge swap trick
Angnor33: @Akaiatana Timing!
accountmadeforants: I think put in an official cart and then swap it for the non-licensed one at some point yeah
GapFiller:
EikoandMog:
EvilBadman: Hard agree Ian
kingandcommoner: I like that they announced Elden Ring and Duskbloods, but no Nightreign mention
EvilBadman: Mercer's been the most recent Majima, so here's hopin'
BrowneePointz: Mercer does a very good Majima
BrowneePointz: Mark Hamill did A Majima
vinewood_og: What a reference. Time for your swim in Lake Hepatitis.
BrowneePointz: Paul, the first thing to remember, is that Majima is actually Crazy
Sarah_Serinde: sometimes you meet ghosts
EvilBadman: Yes, there is a *ver* canon reason for Majima's silly sidequest
Shurtal: Before or after the Castle splits in half to reveal a larger, golden castle?
EvilBadman: very*
bytecaster: The glorious return of the Eye Toy!
kingandcommoner: A lovely 10 frames a second game chat
BrowneePointz: The Eye Toy returns!
Shurtal: the playstation Eye Toy, yeah
Tiber727: @BrowneePointz I heard a story that someone spoke to Hamill on Xitter and said he loved his role in Majima, and Hamill didn't even remember doing it.
BrowneePointz: PS2 Eye Toy
EvilBadman: I've seen a Hori version of the camera that's supposedly a piranha plant. I super hope it's real.
kingandcommoner: I think the 3DS had something similar too
BrowneePointz: the Hori Piranha Plant is real
eid010n: Kinect is being held back for Switch 3
Anubis169: I'm really interested in how they're going to monitor the voice chat to keep it kid safe.. 'cause Nintendo's text chat is heavily monitored, so what'll be the policy for processing voice clips and/or using them server-side?
BrowneePointz: that was announced on Nintendo Treehouse I t hink
accountmadeforants: I'll respect the hell out of Nintendo if they also support regular HID webcams. (But at least the price of the official one is pretty sane.)
RockPusher: "When you're not using the camera, you can cover the lens with the built-in privacy shutter." good feature!
EvilBadman: @Wolfstrike_NL YES It rules
Raiz0k: Cam's portrayal of "accidental front-facing picture" was just pure gold.
vinewood_og: "Now do a less shitty dance."
drawnbinary: Just Dance is near my table at comic con today
Wolfstrike_NL: usb-c *
accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah
GapFiller:
aerolend: Can you use a DSLR for that cinematic shot?
accountmadeforants:
It also means you can emulate a webcam and stream Morbius over GameChat. 
BrowneePointz: The Nintendo Treehouse deep dives on Metroid, Mario Kart and DK Bananza was REAL neat
kingandcommoner: Nanny Cam
Getter404: You can!
vinewood_og: Here me out....
EvilBadman: The mouth closes for privacy, one assumes
EvilBadman: yeah
vinewood_og: Hear*
SquareDotCube: Gives me teddy cam vibes honestly
ghyllnox: Not only is it gonna eat you, it's gonna watch you while it does
Anubis169: so many ads x_x
Foxmar320: you can shut the mouth
GapFiller: Three Ads!
googoltudoris: adblock is not just a moral imperative, it's also a security upgrade
Raiz0k: @googoltudoris this
Wolfstrike_NL: Express
BrowneePointz: the $60 ones
BrowneePointz: *sigh*
Foxmar320: I want that webcam, I already have the matching lamp
Anubis169: the ones with super-fast write?
niccus: two steps away from nintendo branded elf on the shelf
BrowneePointz: yep Microsd Express @Anubis169
Raiz0k: "fancy" and "SanDisk" is a rarity going into the same sentence xD
accountmadeforants: This is good for MicroSD cards. Lexar already announced a 1TB model for $200
BrowneePointz: faster transfer and reading
bytecaster: So it's basically an NVMe SSD?
RatherLargeToad: have you seen the 8bitdo camera that looks like a pihrana plant?
accountmadeforants: Which does 900 read and 600 up
TehAmelie: i'm just worried the piranha plant will shoot fireballs
SquareDotCube: Hence the Express - it uses a PCIe lane
saiarcot895: so it's basically a CFExpress card, but in the micro SD form factor?
EvilBadman: @RatherLargeToad Hori and we just talked about ut
Raiz0k: @bytecaster Sounds like it. I wonder what's the throughput in practice, given contacts etc.
Anubis169: if it uses a PCI-E lane, I bet I can hook an actual NVMe into it with some hackery
bytecaster: Memory Stick Pro Duo!
Getter404: The proprietary Xbox expansion drives
DeM0nFiRe: The first ever 1TB microsd express card was announced the day of the switch direct. It will be $200, which is quite a bit more than non-express. But it makes sense to require faster storage
RatherLargeToad: @evilbadman ah, I missed it while I had the phone off
Invitare: is that just an expansion card, or the games too?
accountmadeforants: @saiarcot895 Doesn't have the error correction and cache memory that CFExpress does, but it will have the interface speed, yeah
Anubis169: "Found your disk" --> stuck to the fridge by mum with a magnet
aerolend: @bytecaster Depends on whether that's Mbit/s or MB/s.
Raiz0k: @Anubis169 Could be worse, could be nailed.
JLHonors: And you'd have shortcuts on your desktop to the flashdrive...
RockPusher: Going to the trouble of getting software that could read and write to Mac-formatted floppies from my Windows machine
RatherLargeToad: I remember having a 5 1/4 floppy assigned to each student in the class back in 1st grade to store Logo things. I be old
iris_of_ether:
I wiped a game disc by putting it on the back ledge of a CRT monitor 
RockPusher: Since school had Macs
aerolend: And there's several classes of classes.
BrowneePointz: Yea having "Named Thing This" is good
TehAmelie: i missed floppies. the first pocket memory i owned was a 110 megabyte usb stick
accountmadeforants: @aerolend 900 MB/s read and 600 MB/s write for the Lexar model. So equivalent to a slow NVMe drive (just above a SATA SSD)
Anubis169: degauss *bwommmm*
SquareDotCube: My favorite part about CF is that it uses a mini-IDE pin setup, which made it a favorite for some iPod mods
aerolend: @accountmadeforants Nice.
Raiz0k: Yeah, it sounds we're going through the cycle of over-complication/simplification here.
Wolfstrike_NL: Time to redo every speedrun on switch2
eid010n: Direct hardware access to the PCI bus as a deliberate feature seems like something the homebrew community is going to have fun with.
Getter404: Foundry
BrowneePointz: Digital Foundry?
ProcyonFlynn: That's like body horror for silicone isn't it.
EvilBadman: I wanna say the Switch 2 version of TOTK loads ~30% faster
ProcyonFlynn:
(subtract the e - I can spell 
)
kingandcommoner: There's a reason Nintendo doesn't get a lot of 3rd party support
BrowneePointz: A lot of the footage and specs they've put out is looking like a release model ps4 or just about
DeM0nFiRe: It was pretty funny that the specifically showed the great deku tree scene in BotW to show how it can run without frame drops now, because they know everyone wants to know that specifically
Invitare: it at least explains how on Earth they've apparently managed to get 4k 60FPS Metroid Prime 4
BrowneePointz: 60fps 4k or 120 1080p on switch is HUGE
BrowneePointz: and I watched the Nintendo Treehouse footage and Prime 4 at 4k 60 looks GORGEOUS
Wolfstrike_NL: june 5 indeed
ProcyonFlynn: If nothing else - it won't be another WiiU
EvilBadman: @BrowneePointz The Zelda comparison in Lost Woods was night and day
mtvcdm: Other things happened?
Raiz0k: Whaat?
Raiz0k: No Shaw! ?
GapFiller: right this
RockPusher:
wildpeaks: oh it was a real mod ? I thought they were just screenshots, cool
BrowneePointz: Swen Wicke
bytecaster: Really, people want to romance BG3 characters? TIL
BrowneePointz: Swen Vincke*
wildpeaks:
aww 
Raiz0k: Wouldn't "ultimate" be Hasbro?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The error being that they didn't realize how upset people would be.
wildpeaks: exactly
Juliamon: **
Raiz0k: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Exactly this.
Juliamon: ^^
eid010n: and EVERYONE believed them completely
EvilBadman: I am leaning to Hasbro making the call and WOTC being on the hook
BrowneePointz: either folks got upset, OR, the dmca stuff is contracted out
Swamplor: "Doing that turned out to have been an error"
Wolfstrike_NL: Someone misjudged the backlash- error
LathosTiran: the rights managment rights managment company
Juliamon: It's the corporate version of "it was just a prank bro"
accountmadeforants:
@eid010n Not necessarily full access to the full bus spec, a host device only needs to recognize and support the NVMe protocol. (But you could attach an SSD to it )
Raiz0k: The "DMCA claim company" excuse is so tiresome.
Raiz0k: Nooo.
RockPusher: It's cause there is zero penalty for DMCA abuse
Raiz0k: That's not how copyright works.
GapFiller: asking for forgiveness is easier than permission as the saying goes
Raiz0k: TRADEMARKS works that way.
SocraticMethod: @RockPusher There is but it needs a court case to be applied
Strebenherz: Your SILENT firewatch stream got copyright harassed
DeM0nFiRe:
Raiz0k: Unles "Astarion" was copyrighted, they didn't have to do anything.
Anubis169: christ...
SocraticMethod: DMCA includes capacity to sue false claims but how many actually have means to do ti?
Raiz0k: *trademarked, crap
GapFiller: turns out silence is copyrightable much to John Cage chagrin no doubt
SnackPak_: turns out it not perfect system
TheMerricat: Yeah just to get out ahead of a bit of misinformation, copyrights don't need to be defended to be kept. Trademarks do, because trademarks are _meant_ to be protecting your identity, and if you don't keep people from trying to pretend to be you, you can't claim that you are using that as the mark that proves you are you.
accountmadeforants: "Sorry we had to do this to you"
wildpeaks: the richest wins, as is tradition
SkiaSymphonia: @accountmadeforants beautiful
sam_newey: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (53m ago).
kingandcommoner: "I'm sorry we sent the Pinkertons after someone because of a mistake we made"
DoodlestheGreat: Just a bit.
bytecaster: Lately?
mtvcdm: A bit?
wildpeaks: that's certainly an understatement
RockPusher: Tencent gonna Tencent
Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Exactly that. Also, trademarks are *specialized*, meaning "Apple" for groceries is different from "Apple" for hardware and software.
wildpeaks: and its 3 main IPs
SkiaSymphonia: nice cam
DoodlestheGreat: Let's Dance? >_<
RockPusher: A big chunk of a new holding company
Decaped: Oh, this story. RIP Ubisoft. Hope you do well new company.
ImmortalLen: Rayman?
Mr_Dirty: tom clancy?
kingandcommoner: "They didn't buy us we're just selling out children"
bytecaster: Watch Dogs!
kingandcommoner: our*(
Juliamon: ImmortalLen lmao you think they care abt Rayman
wildpeaks: I worry for the people working on their other IPs
ImmortalLen: @Juliamon I can dream!
bytecaster: AssCrySix!
Raiz0k: Ah, so making a cost sink.
RatherLargeToad: The Hugger Group
Decaped: Yeah, Ubisoft about to have a bunch of layoffs.
DoodlestheGreat: Well, what's French for "Tax Shelter?" :tf:
RockPusher:
The "Tencent pls give us money" holding company
afterlanterns: Twobisoft
Anubis169: "Big and Friendly Not Shady Limited"
kingandcommoner: I vote for "2 and a Hapenny"
Anubis169: Ubicent
Raiz0k: I foresee cars burning in French cities.
wildpeaks: so many studios
RuiFaleiro: as someone playing the division 2 right now, i hope they're still working on div3
Raiz0k: I understood that reference!
accountmadeforants: Rayman is "Ubisoft, the good stuff", which is why they don't make Rayman games anymore.
LordZarano: @Raiz0k Which is also why Apple got into trouble with The Beatles publisher Apple when they started doing music stuff
TheMerricat: Ah, I was thinking this was going to about the fact that Uni has started going in and censoring older video games and most people are assuming it's due to Tencent's investment
kingandcommoner: It's like if Michael Scott got his own show after leaving The Office
Juliamon: TheMerricat It could certainly be related
TheMerricat: Ubi even
RockPusher:
I love how you generally either see "Very Specific Project Name Holding Company" for things like films or "Holding Company 03" for things they don't want to advertise are being held 
kingandcommoner: Ohhh, call it Ube
Anubis169: 🪓
bytecaster: But what does this mean for Beyond Good and Evil 2?!?
Strebenherz: @Raiz0k so i'm hearing blame ubisoft for the french revolution?
SocraticMethod:
itsaysTRUENO: Ubisoft is like 6000 employees?
EikoandMog: Code for: "Hope your resume is up to date"
kingandcommoner: Don't worry, we'll rehire the employees voted least likeable
GapFiller:
wildpeaks: so ominous
GapFiller: "sorry folx yr being rationalised"
RockPusher: You have been evolved. Pray we don't evolve you further.
Wolfstrike_NL: From Monster to Item drop, that kind of evolving?
wildpeaks: Oh Good
Anubis169: If I hear "Business as usual" I start getting on jobseeker's
Laserbeaks_Fury: Step 2: ????
Laserbeaks_Fury: Step 3: Profit
kingandcommoner: Step 2 is actually selling the 25% to tencent
ghyllnox: Wat
Strebenherz: @Cam your reaction there reminds me of Silas lore from Not a drop "What do you MEAN you haven't figured this out?!"
Raiz0k: @LordZarano True, but I was actually referencing a different case where Apple (the IT company) sued Apple (a grocery store) for trademark infringement.... semi-successfully, because apparently the legal system doesn't work if you have enough money.
wildpeaks: omg
itsaysTRUENO: I'll have what they're having
bytecaster: MiniDiscs!
Anubis169: LOL
LathosTiran: "we have started the countdown clock...."
eid010n: "for which we don't have answers that you might accept yet"
vinewood_og: Underpants Gnome Economics
JLHonors: rough, wow
Raiz0k: @Strebenherz More like "encourage"?
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Anubis169: that is brutal
ghyllnox: Holy shit
Strebenherz: "I expected NOTHING and still I was dissapointed!"
wildpeaks: this feels like a draft that wasn't meant to be sent
Strebenherz:
@Raiz0k
kingandcommoner: Don't ask us no questions and we won't tell you no lies
bytecaster: *Jazz hands* Capitalism
itsaysTRUENO: the video games industry rules so hard
vinewood_og: And the updates person has also just been sacked
Wolfstrike_NL: @Strebenherz I expected the worst and...
SocraticMethod: "Those who can still log into your email account, good news, you still have jobs!"
RockPusher: AKA "We have no idea what we are doing… but we are obligated to say *something*"
afterlanterns: lmao
GapFiller: something something Venetian Snares
wildpeaks: as is tradition
RockPusher:
GapFiller: Winnepeg is a Frozen Shithole as the album title goes
Cptasparagus: The problem is the other character doesnt stealth around
Decaped: Yasuke is a giant teddy bear samurai
RockPusher: "Good work, here is your reward!" "It's a pink slip?" "Yes!"
vinewood_og: Stay in school they said. Follow your passion they said. Work hard they said.
BrowneePointz: Yea. Lady Assassin is for Stealth bits, Yasuke is for more straightforward approach
js1813: Paul wouldn't it be a good idea to logout and log back in at a different time so it doesn't happen during the stream
SocraticMethod: Yasuke is from the "Stealth is optional" school of assasination
BrowneePointz: Naoe
Raiz0k: Smash Creed
bytecaster: My favorite comment is still "You can either be a black man or a woman, the gamers worst nightmare"
mtvcdm: I mean, blowy-uppy is a *type* of assassination
EikoandMog: I assume this is the Abe "doohickey"?
annie_r_kist: Hitman taught us that
Raiz0k: Ooooh.
DoodlestheGreat: After all, Switch 2 is getting Hitman.
SocraticMethod: @EikoandMog Yes
SkiaSymphonia: see also: that one orc in the Oblivion Dark Brotherhood
aerolend:
@bytecaster 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Deux Hicky
RockPusher: The doo has been hickied
Swamplor: Traditionally the difference between assassination and regular murder is not so much technique as how important your victim is
TheAwkes: Valhalla was an opportunity to switch between sneaky and smashy without having to change characters at all!
SocraticMethod: Splinter Cell Blacklist is the latest
Raiz0k: @Swamplor Or rather, how important for the murder being seen was.
kingandcommoner: As disappointing as the Thief remake was, I do think they balanced having the option of combat fairly well
SocraticMethod:
Sam Fisher needs 16 camera cuts to mantle
SocraticMethod: I miss Chaos Theory, that was peak Splinter Cell
MWGNZ: proper 'stealth'
Laserbeaks_Fury: you use stealth to set up and mark targets, it's a fun take
DoodlestheGreat: Speaking of "Elden Ring" & From Soft, any reaction from you gents to "The Duskbloods?" Feels like Nintendo and From Soft said to Sony "We'll make our own 'Bloodbourne!' With blackjack and hookers!"
SocraticMethod: Not really, Duskbloods is more like Hunt the showdown wearing Bloodborne skin
dutchmoose: Amon Tobin is so good
Raiz0k: "Anticlimactic in way that felt real" is probably at the top of the highest praise one can get out of Cam as a game dev.
Shurtal: that started as an April Fool's Joke
Cptasparagus: they made a new tactics.... on PSP
RockPusher: and we can have little beat-em-ups as a treat!
DoodlestheGreat: Wasn't it always "Like A Dragon" in Japan?
kingandcommoner: Potpourri 2?
SocraticMethod: @DoodlestheGreat Yeah, RGG as in the studio game
Decaped: It's coming out an hour ago
aerolend: Edgar Allan 2
Marvoleath: Edgar Allan the second?
DoodlestheGreat: I'm watching some POE 2 streams in other tabs. It's very good so far.
Wolfstrike_NL: Adam's playing it right now I believe
Laserbeaks_Fury: Diablo was just "Rogue"
bytecaster: She can ride on a roah though!
SnackPak_: yeah, it's kinda wild how much has been added in this update
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you Use Guided Arrows with 100% Chance to Peirce?
Decaped: One Gem was so broken they just removed it from the game.
Raiz0k: Sounds like they got the Helldivers disease.
SnackPak_: gottem!
EikoandMog: holy shit Ian
Strebenherz: Gottem
aerolend: KEKW
Raiz0k:
wildpeaks:
EikoandMog:
Wolfstrike_NL:
Ian! 
keep that up
Invitare: I'm not sure that narrows it down...
bytecaster: The secret is, the PoE community is always big mad
Invitare: also the POE community is truly awful
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SnackPak_: that sounds like PoE
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DoodlestheGreat:
If you're a REAL P.O.E. player, you learn to _love_ getting nerfed. 
aerolend: TIL
bytecaster: I would know what PoE is about if I ever once read a box of dialog
Decaped: You summon a revenge god on the empire and it goes about as well as you'd expect
DoodlestheGreat: Answer, Ian: yes.
EvilBadman: No Man's Sky did just get another, yeah
Wolfstrike_NL: Great segway
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a good thing they didn't wait till NMS was done to release it
OVERKiLL!: GP gots all the facts today
EvilBadman: Relics is apparently the 38th /Named/ update
TheAwkes: They *did* have fossils you could dig up and sell. Now they have fossils you can dig up, collect, and display as well.
DoodlestheGreat: Well, there ARE things down there in many cases, but not dinos.
annie_r_kist: Are they now testing our faith by placing fossils?
bytecaster: They put fossils into the ground!
SnackPak_: it's their time to shine
Raiz0k: Yeah, "nothing there" is clearly hiperbole.
DoodlestheGreat: Look, the culmination of the nain story is you end up in a completely new universe. Who's to say you got one with extra bones?
DarthRagnar815:
"Something has changed within me / something is not the same"
Raiz0k:
RatherLargeToad: They’re all just that forerunner race from Aliens
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's stegosauruses, all the way down
kingandcommoner: Can't wait for the update to fix the issue where attacking a skeleton makes it hostile
DoodlestheGreat: Some planets have a protien powder center.
Raiz0k: Ah, yes, also known as the XKCD 1425 prolbem.
ArcOfTheConclave: if we do this and it works, we light just get a nobel prize for it.
TehAmelie: they keep updating it faster than i can play
vinewood_og: It came a long way. But it still feels like an art installation more than a traditional game.
EikoandMog: Cam, you need to go play Star Sector
TheAwkes: They have been that. There's an undiggable center under a thin crust where everything happens.
Raiz0k: Artificial?
vinewood_og: Mad Lib Galaxy
Strebenherz: there's no culture ish
wildpeaks:
Subnautica 
Strebenherz: the feel that morrowind presents you with immediately, where you feel like you're in an alien weird world
TheMerricat: And here is today's obligatory reminder that if you were someone who played Escape Velocity and enjoyed it. Check out Endless Sky, it's an open source free game that is pretty much the modern Escape Velocity.
Laserbeaks_Fury: the original RTS Dune
wildpeaks: yess
Ms_LadyMix: Someone call Ubisoft
vinewood_og: Hello Police....
Laserbeaks_Fury: Isn't that just Fire Emblem
GapFiller: CR7 yes
Raiz0k:
TheAwkes: Ronaldo's got big teeth
ghyllnox:
BrowneePointz: It's him(with someone else voicing him)
GapFiller: TheAwkes dfft Ronaldo
RatherLargeToad: like when they put Labron James into Multiversus
BrowneePointz: he plays for the Saudi FC team
mtvcdm: Just, some random DJ
mtvcdm: (not random, he's in charge of the game's soundtrack)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Footnite
aerolend: "Bosnian-Swedish", apparently.
mtvcdm: Al-Nassr is Ronaldo's team, which is... in third place in the league
itsr67:
aerolend: His moves remind me of a Tekken character.
Wolfstrike_NL: That DJ is using the name of the fighter?!
aerolend: Eddy Gordo
s0lesurviv0r: want a DJ? PUT DUCK KING IN!!!
BrowneePointz: they're base roster
MWGNZ: being in a fighting game isnt out of character for Salvatore Ganacci
BrowneePointz: not dlc
mtvcdm: "They're.... look...." is a statement right there
aerolend: Capoeira
itsr67: Base roster which is bleh
aerolend: Does he even have any moves using vynils?
aerolend: *vinyls
mtvcdm: I think that's just Fortnite, Paul
aerolend: Obama
accountmadeforants: Guilty Gear Strive announced a character from Cyberpunk Edgerunners as a guest character last year and people thought that was wacky but kinda fun. How young and innocent we were.
Wolfstrike_NL: Hollywood wrestmania
Lord_Hosk: Shak-fu
kingandcommoner: Alternately, play Fight of Gods
BrowneePointz: Snoop Dogg was the main villain in Def Jam Fight for NY
Anubis169:
"I'm a Celebrity, Punch me out of here!" 
ralphthellama: Smash Bros for real people
Invitare: not the cow!
mtvcdm: Celebrity Deathmatch did just that a long time ago. The game bombed.
SnackPak_: o7 cow
RatherLargeToad: Final Fantasy character Ariana Grande
GapFiller: Lord_Hosk can yr believe Shaq Fu is widely considered one of the worst games ever smh
PigmyWurm: They should put a random New Donk City person in the game
BrowneePointz: like Pauline? @PigmyWurm
GapFiller: oh for the days of EGM eh
accountmadeforants: Perfect proportions, uncannily good rendering, and a slight bit of fuzzing around the edges so he looks like he's been poorly green-screened in.
GapFiller:
Ms_LadyMix: I was excited about "bike lane sized firetruck"
PigmyWurm: @BrowneePointz No, just one of the random normal human people
Ms_LadyMix: Like yes that's a good idea
dutchmoose: My local public transit system "announced" a ferry service
Lord_Hosk: I didn't see that many April fools jokes
ArcOfTheConclave: April 1st is the only day people are critical of what they read online
Spacecarl: I've always enjoyed the fake WoW patch notes they always do.
Lord_Hosk: It feels like the past 4 years people have gotten MOSTLY over internet lies day
Anubis169: Paul, I had that last week. I got an email in March saying my area was now Fibre Enabled... then "Oops sorry, we sent this in error, continue waiting"
Raincoast_Bear: We have a Muji in Burnaby. I don't find it that exciting.
PaintingWithFariss: Games Workshops april fools is always a good one
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's funny, pretending WoW still exists. Got me good.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "hahaha....UNLESS..."
accountmadeforants: @Lord_Hosk I saw a few super high-effort ones and one kinda believable one that just made me mad because it wasn't true. (My current ISP finally implementing IPv46 support, as the last ISP in the country to do so by like a decade.)
kingandcommoner: tell that to Silksong
LordZarano: Youtubers April fools videos are pretty great, at least for the Youtublers I watch
Anubis169: BOO
DoodlestheGreat: I love a good plazone. Especially with a side of garlic bread.
BrowneePointz: Sick! Come on valve you can do the world some good and sue them and get the game erased!
Anubis169:
Ian 
Wolfstrike_NL: @kingandcommoner The game now confirmed for a release this year?
GapFiller: kingandcommoner have people ever gone more gaga over less than three seconds
accountmadeforants: *IPv6, stupid keyboard
BrowneePointz: the game that "Definitely did not steal art assets"
Luminaire_p: I don't hate really silly fake products, like the Trading Card curtains made like binder pages a company edited up
GapFiller: actually we shd perhaps be glad Heather isnt here this week otherwise the entire ChillPoint wdve been entirely abt Silksong
Omnipotrevor: Huh. FF7 Ever Crisis had a very similar April Fools day bit to this one
LilyOfTheVeil666: I hate how dating sims are treated as "haha funny joke"
BrowneePointz: 70% of the furry community hates palworld
Invitare: this isn't even the weirdest romance story spinoff. That's probably Warframe. Mostly because it's not a spin-off, it was a major update
SquareDotCube: They also play Root
DoodlestheGreat: Oh yeah. Don't try to buffalo us. We WILL get your credit rating lowered.
niccus: misericorde's return salvo is very good
kingandcommoner: Stolen art concepts, no proof of stolen art assets
twistedsylvan: @Invitare honestly the weirdest part is that it's really well done
SquareDotCube: That's more a Nintendo v Sony thing as Sony has put money behind Palworld
Raincoast_Bear: CoD racing game - Carts of Duty.
DoodlestheGreat: Legally distinct art. No idea if they paid well.
ArcOfTheConclave: The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog was the best april fools joke
EikoandMog: Why can't Happiny have a hand grenade?
RatherLargeToad: We do not talk about Mr Mime
Invitare: @twistedsylvan they hired a best selling romance author as principle writer. DE doesn't do half-measures
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mr Mine
bytecaster: Are you saying Team Rocket is not a threath?!?!
BrowneePointz: oh god, the amount of edgy pokemon fangames I've played Paul
BrowneePointz: it gives me a headache
wildpeaks: umscuseme ?
Rob_Racoon: Wasn’t there a LRR sketch that had a Sunkern with a gun?
annie_r_kist: Give Lopunny a shotgun. She's earned it
Spacecarl: Most of the badguys besides the last one or two do want to rule the world or destroy it, generally
wildpeaks: do you date the guns
Juliamon: Rob_Racoon Voiced by Leels!
DoodlestheGreat: @wildpeaks YES!
twistedsylvan: @Invitare This makes so much sense. My brother asked why the On-Lyne music sounds so good, I replied it's because DE actually gives a shit about these tie ins
accountmadeforants: @annie_r_kist Give them the bayonetta boot guns
wildpeaks: omg
wildpeaks: perfection
RatherLargeToad: I’ve heard of that anime
Anubis169: -_-
bytecaster: This is just a pitch for a Gacha game
GapFiller: this is taking raifus just a bit far
EikoandMog: Isn't this just Girls Frontline?
wildpeaks: the tank dating sim was legit funny
bytecaster: Kancolle
Getter404: Azur Lane
EikoandMog: Azur Lane
DoodlestheGreat: Una Musume
Getter404: There's also Girls Frontline, where you ALSO date guns
bytecaster: Horse wives
twistedsylvan: this is legitimately like one degree of separation from Nikke
SocraticMethod: Gun Wives (GIrls Frontline)
SquareDotCube: It's pushing creative bankruptcy tbf
eid010n: Raifus are just a thing already
Cptasparagus: Stargate?
kingandcommoner: There'
accountmadeforants: Horse Wives, who are real racing horses, most of which are male horses. I have no idea how this shit exists.
RatherLargeToad: Upote or something like that, I think
EikoandMog: There's a Team 17 game that is called "Date Everything" and it is completely serious about its premise.
kingandcommoner: There's an anime called Upotte
bytecaster: Boyfriend dungen?
niccus: does Claymore count
wildpeaks: @Cptasparagus date a zat, an electrictrifying relationship
mtvcdm: What's the War Thunder forums in a weapon-based dating sim?
vinewood_og: And my wife R.P.Gina
spethycakes: Boyfriend Dungeon is a fun game! And full of all the genders
kingandcommoner: Also, klind of Soul EWater
DoodlestheGreat: I repeat, Heather & Beej oicked the wrong week to be out of town.
niccus: we're decades and it still feels weirdly mean-spirited towards dating games
frnknstn: Isn't the entire Date Stay series about dating your swords?
bytecaster: "We are adding a bike line" "LOL, it's April 1st, of course we dont"
ImmortalLen: If it's not a real game I think Pal World is testing the waters and will make the game if they like the response.
Raincoast_Bear: Costco dating sim. Romance the sample ladies.
bytecaster: @Raincoast_Bear Romance the samples, you gotta think bigger!
accountmadeforants:
@DoodlestheGreat I think we'd still be on Switch 2 if they were here 
PaintingWithFariss: this year GW did a lifesized tactical rock to stand on
Kazman20a: I do like the April fools stuff from Warthunder
spethycakes: I feel that we're now in the right phase of late-stage capitalism where there is likely unironic Romance the Politician Waifu dating sims (please tell me I'm wrong)
DoodlestheGreat: @accountmadeforants True.
LordZarano: RIV ThinkGeek
Getter404: The fake ads were Activision
TheAwkes: The potted unicorn meat that was a plushy.
EvilBadman: Activision
bytecaster: Fill out a survey!
ShaneLeeAtk: I bought my daughter the canned unicorn meat
DoodlestheGreat: Look, "Code Geass" is doing a crossover with "Pop Team Epic." Anything is possible.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Crush Bandersnatch
accountmadeforants: @bytecaster You're a cocktail skewer or small paper plate (depending on your preferred body type) looking to date a sample from a sample platter at Costco.
Getter404: Speaking of The Rock Eating Rocks, hey Cam you seen that Bricky Redux?
SquareDotCube: To reflect recent news, Game Informer used to have a joke mini magazine called Game Infarcer for its April edition
bytecaster: Fun, in 2025? Surely not!
annie_r_kist: Hey, thats not nice. Hogs are very useful creatures
BrowneePointz: OH THIS ONE!
Juliamon: HOWEVER
s0lesurviv0r:
somedude9786: Hello!
Juliamon: there's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't coach a gamer
bytecaster: Did they get an actual Bear to coach someone on Kuma?
bytecaster: My joke was close!
RockPusher: 13/10 coach
BrowneePointz: Harada is gonna put the Shiba in as a costume!
TheAinMAP:
somedude9786: Want to hear a dad joke?
RockPusher:
accountmadeforants: Hella disjointed
kingandcommoner: Bite them. Do it.
bytecaster: Good boy!
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePointz He still owns us Waffle House as a stage
accountmadeforants: Many fighting game characters have dogs in the game (often just in winscreens), they're all good dogs and good characters.
wildpeaks: he didn't win the tournament, but he won our hearts
bytecaster: A dog was at GDQ, a dog can be a Tekken coach
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wake Up Woofer
BrowneePointz: Harada responded he wants to put Kentaro in as a costume option
accountmadeforants: Train the dog to bark when that's not plus on block
bytecaster: Peanut Butter!
accountmadeforants: Make the cat play by pretending you're playing but actually them pawing the screen controls the game
RubikDarkwill: Any news for cats Cam?
wildpeaks: there should be a twitch channel for cat games
kingandcommoner: The Crow Masks are always the funniest animal story to me
Raincoast_Bear: Cat - play the game! Why?
bytecaster: "I can sense you are trying to do a thing, and I don't approve"
Laserbeaks_Fury: the reason Schrodinger used a cat in his thought experiment is because they are sensitive to being observed.
ArcOfTheConclave: there was the cat that would bat at the screen where players were hiding in cammoflage and was acting as a spotter
GapFiller: most of the other news isnt funny tho
wildpeaks: it has certainly been a week
Getter404: I mean, Nintendo took down pre-orders because of Things, that's news
GapFiller: !store
Anubis169: !store
Anubis169: ^^^
Anubis169: gogogogo
mtvcdm: !sale
LRRbot:
LRR's Warehouse Moving Sale has been extended! EVERYTHING in the store will now come up at 20% off in your cart! The store will close on 7 April for the move so act fast! https://store.loadingreadyrun.com
bytecaster: Switch prices go up, LoadingReadyRun prices go down
Sarah_Serinde: on top of the existing discounts
mtvcdm: Some of these items may be LAST CHANCE, PERIOD.
s0lesurviv0r: sleeves go down?
GapFiller: Three More Days
spethycakes: our Vile Bodies
wildpeaks: instruction unclear, ate the mug
LordZarano: Reptiles got a lot "smarter" when people realised that they are way more interested in heat lamps than food
EvilBadman: It looks like the extra 20% shows up in cart, not on the listings
Sarah_Serinde: yrd
Anubis169:
saiarcot895: are the Large shirt sizes back in stock?
Sarah_Serinde: *yes
DoodlestheGreat: "Wear our shirts, hydrate with our mugs, CRUSH THE GERMANS WITH YOUR MIND!"
Sarah_Serinde: the 20% only shows in cart
GapFiller:
not gonna reprint any of those Overwatch shirts then
Raincoast_Bear: Well. Everybody checkout the store. Me? there was nothing in my size last week.
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: I don't have their information but... personally, if you want one of those season 5 DVD's you may not want to wait any longer
s0lesurviv0r: sleeves go down!
aerolend: They don't have access to a calculator anymore.
bytecaster: Things being sold out is kinda the point
Sarah_Serinde: it's kinda the whole point of this sale
GapFiller: c'est la vie
MostCallMe__Tim: I bought patches!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: RIP all those teachers that died in the great Teacher vs Calculator war.
bytecaster: Bask in the FOMO
Jessica Engle: Hello chat!
bytecaster: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters o7
mtvcdm: Missingno Percent
GapFiller: LRR are on that Nintendo business model
saiarcot895: what?! no live migration?!
aerolend: Well, you can... But there are logistical nuances.
ByMatthewPorter: I missed out on diagram playmat 2.0; hope that’s reprinted after the move.
Sarah_Serinde: if something you want is sold out, you can enter your email to show you're interested in it and be notified if it comes back
fonkoncle: !shop
fonkoncle: ah pish
Sarah_Serinde: if they hear a lot of people want the thing, it's more likely to come back
Anubis169: LOL
RockPusher: Merch Quest
GapFiller: really thats what the 20% discount covers
aerolend:
dumbo3k: Roadquest: Food Truck Edition
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Merch Quest!
kingandcommoner: Roadquest 2: Swapmeet Derby
mtvcdm: Super. Cold. Super. Cold.
DoodlestheGreat: Like the truck in "Spy Hunter!"
Anubis169: Coming 2027 - Retail Quest
aerolend: Merch truck.
42MiLLyWays: yes @RockPusher Merch Quest!
ByMatthewPorter: road quest 2: drive the store!
EvilBadman: If you're on the fence on Desert Bus Stuff, this would be a very good time to stock up
bytecaster: I ate about 2 t-shirts a day
RuiFaleiro: i recallcook serve delicious... 3? doing the food truck in motion
Lord_Hosk: Humans are just one big tube
Raiz0k: @Lord_Hosk Ah, the topologist.
Anubis169: Inthtructhuns unclear, thirt thtuck in molarth
RockPusher:
Clean out the warehouse or else Hosk gets stuck with it
Raincoast_Bear: Desert bus falls off truck during move.
dumbo3k: Desert Bus and LRR are seperate entities, with significant overlap of personnel
Raiz0k: @Raincoast_Bear Honest, 'guv.
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're drafting Tarkir: Dragonstorm! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:30 PM PDT (44m from now).
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): penultimate episode HYPE
Lord_Hosk: @dumbo3k Less so every year
fonkoncle: very silly question for chat are prices in usd or cad?
Sarah_Serinde: USD
fonkoncle: @Sarah_Serinde thanks sarah! I'm in europe and trying to do conversion math
Sarah_Serinde: the warehouse and a lot of LRR's audience are in the US, so the shop is USD
tdapenguin: @fonkoncle usd because the warehouse is in usa
Raincoast_Bear: USD IIRC FWIW
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mtvcdm: They've invoked The Eighth?
Lord_Hosk: They brought in Funko the Escape from expert
dumbo3k: Hype
DoodlestheGreat: <---- Banamas!
fonkoncle: ooh INDIKA is a big talking sim vibes
saiarcot895: bit of horror as well, i think?
mtvcdm: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Anubis169: oh this one...
RockPusher: Things happen to this nun I am told
DoodlestheGreat: Nun But The Btave.
Anubis169:
Yeah this one is very involved 
Anubis169: as you should
dumbo3k: Gasp, y'all are real people, with real needs?! !!!!
Jessica Engle: How do you do, fellow kids? I am also hype.
mtvcdm: Right I remember Everhood
Raincoast_Bear: We had Wes Anderson homage on Friday Nights - Next P.W. Anderson pasriche with Zombies and Mila Jovoviche.
accountmadeforants: I didn't like the songs and story and overworld as much as the original, but the new mechanics are good
Anubis169:
Joke's on you, it's the same stream 
RatherLargeToad: Stalker is a lot bigger game than I expected
SkiaSymphonia: oh heck yeah
niccus: fromsoft was hot off king's field 4
fonkoncle: oh my god wheeler playing a FROM card game
DoodlestheGreat: REPO is back!
Marvoleath: From Software game
Anubis169: wheeeeeeee
Juliamon: If you missed last night's PiF episode, make sure to do so before the next. He hit a big story beat.
mtvcdm: Weird Little Guys Take Your Stuff
ProcyonFlynn: hhhhhhh will continue until morale improves
accountmadeforants: Prepare yourself for more precious bots
Vaeldarg: @Jessica Engle I doubt the average MTG player age counts as kids, by this point.
Zeke Z: Time to watch this will a prerelease starts
DoodlestheGreat: Thank goodness.
Getter404: Any chance of mods? The one that adds a manual button to Extract Points is a godsend
RatherLargeToad: Dragon Jam and Jellies
Anubis169: ooo, whammer
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Hype
Lirazel64: iit
Raincoast_Bear: Huzzah! Kill Team! Pew Pew!
Juliamon: YGO is a one-turn-kill meta
Anubis169: Muffin!
TheAinMAP:
Anubis169:
Lirazel64: It is Friday (here), my dudes.
Jan Eli Padilla: going to my Prerelease event here in a couple of hours. need the LRR vibes in order to build my sealed pool without tilting out over not getting any playables.
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Raincoast_Bear: Your welcome. I sub on the other video platform.
GapFiller:
100 BIT SNIPE!
RatherLargeToad:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Anubis169:
Thankies
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169:
baaaai
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Jessica Engle: @Vaeldarg I hope not.
Juliamon: my sister made a GF pineapple upside-down cake today, for no reason other than it would be tasty. And it is.
sam_newey: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're drafting Tarkir: Dragonstorm! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:30 PM PDT (36m from now).
Lord Hosk: I heard there was magic happening here?
mtvcdm: Hello
Jessica Engle: o/
Jan Eli Padilla: currently Saturday Morning here.
Sarah: well it's a LRR channel, so there's always magic happening :P
Lord Hosk: Based on this screenshot, I predict that this episode will be set on a space station and be a parody of the novel a tale of two cities.
Foxmar: That checks out
MargieArgie: It's live (premiere of a prerecorded show) so magic is going to happen? I guess?
GirlPainting: 6 min untill the reveal....everybody go exchage your fluids and get snacks ready!
Jan Eli Padilla: good call
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): Can I exchange my fluids for Magic cards?
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): based off the title it could be a follow up on the police squad one with a "murder" mystery parody
GirlPainting: Shawn, if you have cards in your toilet, sure
Irsaan: I am also here and also hype.
Arisorio: This will be royal!
Jessica Engle: My money's on "have to spend the night in a haunted mansion to get their inheritance left behind by an eccentric uncle"
Irsaan: @fruan the internet is a dangerous place to ask that question. Someone will take you up on it.
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): spend a night in a mansion, get a black lotus
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙
Hbomb & Friends: Hi, all!
GirlPainting: i predict, Uncle Hustus will finaly be revealed as the big bad!
Lord Hosk: I hope Graham is in chat to Clue us in on all the fun happenings again this episode.
Arisorio: Who might that on the right be?
Hbomb & Friends: 60 seconds!
Jan Eli Padilla: we should have LRR themed bingo cards for next week... "Who has a 'Joke about class divide' that hits close to home"?
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): oh a clue parody-parody xD
Foxmar: Sooooon
Jessica Engle: 🤨
Lirazel64: So, who's the quizzical Poggifers sort in the tux?
Sarah: I wonder which countdown we'll get today
OVERKiLL!: 60 seconds
Lord Hosk: Thats the butler who else would it be?
Reach: @Sarah the loud one
Hbomb & Friends: Shortly!
Jack Bross: @Arisorio Looks like a butler. He's got that butling vibe.
Lord Hosk: Brace for noise just in case!
Sarah: Honestly the one we got last week was a lot less loud
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): Last week's count down was very unsettling. I hope we get a better one
Jessica Engle: Could be the maitre d
Lirazel64: Also, looking up James' nose is getting weird...
UnknownFriday: @Lord Hosk I think you're throwing around accusations a lot. I think you're trying to get people off your tail.
Lord Hosk: Brace for loud booooops!
Reach: I'd argue last week's was visually loud, yeag
Juliamon: Last week's was better
Sarah: kinda loud, also new again
mtvcdm: I love that we do a different countdown every episode
Mike Pound: Classy jazz jumpscare!
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): Hey, this isn't bad.
Foxmar: I like all the color at least
MDR: Made it just in time.
Grinnin_Gin: these premier screens are weird erry time
SingleLupus: A new episode of Friday Nights, and new Commander precons to sleeve while watching it... what more could one ask for from life?
TheCrimsonYoshi: It's been a minute since I caught one of these live
Dog_of_Myth: Got here in time
GirlPainting: countdown started. refresh everybody!
Grinnin_Gin: Phyrexian Sleepers in the chat, rise up
Jessica Engle: It's the Loading Screen!
Sarah: theoretically you shouldn't have to refresh for this to start
mtvcdm: Like I see the 'TV test pattern' thing they're going for with this one
Campbell Olney: this is like, a bit overstimulating but not actively upsetting at least
Jonathan Small: lets go
Sarah: it's better than Twitch in that respect
Voidhawk42: In under the wire!
Korolan: loading (screen) ready run!
accountmadeforants: I like the look of this one, but it is *loud* again
Juliamon: it's loud and why does it keep HIDING the timer
Juliamon: it LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB
Reach: got home from my prerelease and straight into Friday Nights is very nice
Grinnin_Gin: the little balls remind me of the LRR logo
Graham Stark: Oh I like this one
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙
Sarah: oh hi Graham
GirlPainting: 10 sec!
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): I think this is the best so far
Zanzatbc: I’m so glad lrrfn is back
Bwk789: Who’s here at midnight in the UK too?
Sarah: I was missing you already :D
GirlPainting: 5 Sec
Foxmar: Hello Graham
amative1: here we go!
GirlPainting: 3
GirlPainting: 1
zorajit: I really like these bumpers, but I know they’re an inefficiency that could be eliminated when we establish communism
Tajessa: let's goooo
Jessica Engle: Hi Graham
Articerile: Picked Abzan in my PR because Graham 'told me to', it went GREAT.
Nalehw: Aren't you supposed to like all of them?
WoF: I think this is the only good one so far
MeagenImage: midnight crew here
Grinnin_Gin: there must always be a stark in the youtube chat
Cassandra Lockwood: @Bwk789 Hai~
Pope Jupiter: Dinner and a new Friday Nights. Hell yeah
OVERKiLL!: JudgeLeen
Grinnin_Gin: LOL
Zeke Z: The power
Raincoast Bear: Coming to you live on prerecorded tape Friday, Nights!
Tajessa: oh no Kathleen has too much power (in the good way)
RockPusher: Jaunty!
RockPusher:
I appreciate an LGS owner who appreciates structural soundness
MDR: Judge Kathleen? This can only end well.
John Hill: my favorite loading screen is still the toonami inspired one
Jessica Engle: Jaunt em!
Andrew Oatway: unban lin sivvi
NeoheartXanadu: honey Graham
Irsaan: I love this.
NeoheartXanadu: also, unban lin sivvi
Jan Eli Padilla: Ed's Palace?
azninja888: His P3K?
Sarah: sensible
Dog_of_Myth: That's just smart
Vaeldarg: Is this how they announce they've rented the Yellow Jacket location themselves?
MargieArgie: I mean, good system\
PharaohBender27: Argh, I'm late! Least I only missed the cold open
Campbell Olney: tap: the game continues is a good joke
Ruby Severin Whitworth: On going storylines love it
philkav: yeet!
Tom Sauser: Tap: The game continues
Merc1987: no touchy the jacket!
OVERKiLL!: "The Game Continues"
RockPusher: You can do that‽
Jan Eli Padilla: Adam has YEET! Keyword
Campbell Olney: mood
OVERKiLL!: planeshift !
Dog_of_Myth: Oh
Sarah: XD
MDR: The side eye at Graham lol.
Foxmar: :D
Grinnin_Gin: LOL
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): xD
scarbble: gasp!
Campbell Olney: wheeler's villian arc?
Lydia Johnson: whut
Grinnin_Gin: oh my god
Tajessa: oh no. oh yes.
NeoheartXanadu: :P
Zeke Z: Lol
Foxmar: Shocked Pikachu face
Dovorans: you can win FNM?
azninja888: GASP
PharaohBender27: :O
Jack Bross: gasp!
Grinnin_Gin: genius
cyn0_: aint no way
ZTxGhost: oh this is what the tan was for
TheNamelessNomad: SHOCK
Jonathan Small: villain arc
DeM0nFiRe: hahaha
mtvcdm: Thanks for having him, it's great to be here
Juliamon: "ah HAH" on the board
RockPusher: Noooooo betraying Adam!!!!
Merc1987: but.... why..... ?
Raincoast Bear: Heel turn!
Grinnin_Gin: the wHEELer has revealed himself at last
Vaeldarg: I've always suspected it. /s
Nouxatar: oh my GOD
TheCrimsonYoshi: Wheeler's villain arc
Irsaan: @Grinnin_Gin very good
Jamas Enright: Cam's warehouse?
DeM0nFiRe: The loaner is cursed!@
DeM0nFiRe: By wheeler!@
TheWriterAleph: this all seems very... correct
AltaKarl: Got here a bit late and suddenly Wheeler's a villain lmao, neat!
Dino79: Man I've wanted to be Wheeler the villain in this show for more than 5 years! This is awesome!
Jessica Engle: ah hah?
Cassandra Lockwood: He's joined Team GRR
Satyropodobny: He's been here the whole time!
Foxmar: Gasp!
MDR: Wheeler been playing the long game.
MeagenImage: ooof, Wheeler
TheNamelessNomad: I CAN'T BELIVE IT
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Campbell Olney: I didn't realize friday nights was a documentary
Arisorio: WAAAAA
Grinnin_Gin: MY RIBS
Lydia Johnson: oh no, sad Adam
Merc1987: oooooo damn
onetricktofani: This isn't even an episode, there was just a camera running
AltaKarl: NOOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: Turtles!
ArcaneIllumination: Poor Adam
philkav: Wawheeler
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): turtle kindred doing better then ever now
AltaKarl: Turtles!
PharaohBender27: Oh no Wheeler's been capitalism-pilled
mtvcdm: CCG Store Simulator
Tajessa: wheeler has been playing too much tcg card shop simulator huh
Merc1987: oof...
Laurence Brown: Wheeler bowing out of the Wes themed episode makes so much more sense now
Jan Eli Padilla: yes, perfect... this is the dude from the Pokémon Trading Card Game GBA... this is the leader of the Team GR
Grinnin_Gin: fantastic
Jessica Engle: Melson how could you?
Vaeldarg: Was probably for the best, given their reaction to Ben.
Reach: True!
JS: @Laurence Brown he DID say it was personal
MeagenImage: The timeline is a little fuzzy!
amative1: this is SO GOOD
Campbell Olney: James!
Foxmar: James!
DeM0nFiRe: Hi James!
DPWestley: He is indeed James!
Sarah: That's the spirit, James
Dog_of_Myth: James!
azninja888: What about that board game cafe that charges in Ticket to Ride?
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): James!
TheCrimsonYoshi: james!
TheNamelessNomad: AND WE ARE LRR
Arisorio: James!
Lord Hosk: He's James!
Jason Molisani: only 178?
Tajessa: James!
Juliamon: I'm glad the tan has finally been explained
RockPusher: He said the thing!
PharaohBender27: Triumphant music!
Jessica Engle: hehehehe I like that James is James
Jan Eli Padilla: Jamest
Merc1987: cam.. I think you need an intervention
Irsaan: Vampirism, Graham
Jack Bross: Vampirism. That's her deal.
Vaeldarg: Missi contracted vampirism.
cyn0_: saddleback lagac mention
AltaKarl: Hell yeah James!
Chris Rice: Pretty sure Missy's Deal is that she's letting you live....
DPWestley: I did.
Foxmar: Yes
Cat Goodrick: This has big "CHustle season 1 finale vibes". which is not a bad thing.
Vaeldarg: Monarch?
MargieArgie: Horse racing?
Irsaan: I said Chess out loud
NeoheartXanadu: ah HAH
Ruby Severin Whitworth: Judges Tower
TheNamelessNomad: @Chris Rice I thought her deal was she's a vampire?
TheWriterAleph: ah HAH
Aldorn: yugioh?
azninja888: The drinking game?
Vaeldarg: Archenemy?
Dog_of_Myth: ah hah
mtvcdm: Badminton?
Merc1987: conspiracy?
Irsaan: Canlander!
scarbble: ohhhhh
Jessica Engle: ah hah......
MeagenImage: ooooh
Campbell Olney: he said the thing!
Foxmar: Smash
Reach: oh, MAgic The Gathering
Tajessa: Adam I love you
Jan Eli Padilla: wrestling?
Nalehw: Ahahahaha
Arisorio: OOOhhh
Cassandra Lockwood: Street Fighter?
Merc1987: SMASH!
MDR: Oooooooh.
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): oooooh
AltaKarl: SMASH!
TheNamelessNomad: Wheeler has an Estate!?
Chris Rice: @TheNamelessNomad Vampires typically don't let people live. So that she is, shows that's her deal.
PharaohBender27: 😆
Foxmar: LOL
MeagenImage: MagicCon Amsterdam shirt spotted!
Sarah: Finally it is Ben's time
Dog_of_Myth: let's go ben
NeoheartXanadu: what a twist~
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Oh Yes
ZTxGhost: all of Ben's training has been for this!
Foxmar: Ben is so ready
philkav: training montage !!!
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