Arisorio: BIG Cards
NeoheartXanadu: Wheeler summoned Poggifers
Foxmar: This is going to get messy
Jamas Enright: How many decks you had to actually design...
AltaKarl: Hell yeah!
TheNamelessNomad: @TheCrimsonYoshi In this timeline? Yes!
Jan Eli Padilla: someone has a Platinum Angel on board
Grinnin_Gin: I want to see this game of archenemy played for real
Grinnin_Gin: or at least some archenemy content on an FNPF or something
Farley flavors: Grinnin_gin hard same
WoF: EDSC Archenemy coming?
Phillip Bradbury: Pramikon says "nearest opponent in the chosen direction" so for everyone except Wheeler that'll be Wheeler
Merc1987: we g9nna need a montage
OVERKiLL!: sick edit on the beat with the music tho
Farley flavors: there has been some Archenemy played on FNPF
philkav: I love that a throw away joke became a character in this series
RockPusher: that is some good r rolls by Wheeler
Juliamon: This acting is incredible
Irsaan: He's not even reading the scheme names, that's just how Wheeler is
Farley flavors: Stoic Adam is the best
TheWriterAleph: hahaha
OVERKiLL!: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Arisorio: ADAM!
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): easy solution she targets herself?
Vaeldarg: Isn't that why Graham is wiping in the the first place
OVERKiLL!: that look !
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Foxmar: oh
AltaKarl: Swappy doppy!
Tajessa: uh
Merc1987: oh no....
Arisorio: Huh?
Tajessa: oh no
ZTxGhost: nooooooo
OVERKiLL!: π
MDR: Womp womp
WoF: Wheeler makes the best endboss
Juliamon: nice throwback!
mtvcdm: sure
Foxmar: oh no
ZTxGhost: OH
Jessica Engle: Wait, so Ben was short one card in his deck and he auto-loses?
Tajessa: "correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not" added to my lexicon
ZTxGhost: This is advanced rule sharking
Arisorio: Professional rules
Graham Stark: I mean, yeah
Merricat: Not game legal deck
Ruby Severin Whitworth: @Jessica Engle Yes
Dino79: That laugh deserves an Emmy!
Hbomb & Friends: Can a judge ban an asshole?
DeM0nFiRe: π’
AltaKarl: Pick up your angel Ben.
Bwk789: Pick up your tokens Ben
Merc1987: thems the rules...
Jivan Pal: @Jessica Engle Yeah, that's the ruling
Sarah: @Jessica Engle his deck doesn't meet the rules, so yeah
Jessica Engle: Ahh, I see now. ty
Tajessa: not even pretzels?
Merc1987: triple sleeved?
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
RockPusher scritches the Kit chin
RockPusher: Giant Sandwich!!!!!!
RockPusher:
Arisorio: Happy end!
Farley flavors: Ben and Adam give a real Scooby and Shaggy Energy
TheCrimsonYoshi: I'm surprised he didn't say "kitchien" again
Joseph Marek: the turn table turn
Campbell Olney: so ben and adam are definitely doing a heist right now?
Merricat: Wheeler has obviously never watched not a drop to drink of he thinks sending them to the kitchen is a good idea. ;d
Merc1987: was absolutely sure was about to be jazzy jeffed
ArcaneIllumination: The expression on his face
Arisorio: He is not allowed to voice
Foxmar: Oh yes
mtvcdm: oh dear
Reach: We going to Dagwood!
SingleLupus: GIANT SANDWICH!
amative1: GIANT SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: yay
azninja888: Technically correct
Sarah: Dagwood time
Foxmar: The Dagwood!
Nouxatar: GIANT SANDWICH βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
Tom Sauser: time to Dagwood
Jamas Enright: Scooby Doo time?
DeM0nFiRe: Giant sandwich!
Grinnin_Gin: scooby doo-ass moment
Hbomb & Friends: Giant Sandwich!
mtvcdm: GIANT SANDWICH
philkav: :text-yellow-goal:
RockPusher:
LT on them filming that is gonna be fun 
Phillip Bradbury: Adam + Ben best friendship 4 lyfe
azninja888: Big SAMMIE
Jan Eli Padilla: let Chaos Reign
Foxmar: LOL
UnknownFriday: Good looking loaf.
Ted Park: basically Scooby Doo and Shaggy here
Raincoast Bear: Is Adam that much taller than Ben? I never knew...
AltaKarl: GIANT SANDWICH
OVERKiLL!: Scooby Doo Boys! π₯ͺπ₯ͺπ₯ͺ
DeWillpower: i'm finally catching one live!
Cassandra Lockwood: Scooby Doo up in this business.
Pope Jupiter: That cheese toss wasn't scripted
TheCrimsonYoshi: YAY, big sammy time
Pope Jupiter: Adam and Ben just did that
MDR: I'm not sure what this is but I am here for it.
Merc1987: of course these two are scooby and shaggy
WoF: Absolutely love this tangent
A Random Platypus: scooby doo would be proud
Jan Eli Padilla: this needs to be CRAPSHOT
Dominik Skeries: This is the most involved Episode ever I love it
LiveFaust: I'm reading Adam in this situation as Oliver at the mansion in Not a Drop to Drink.
Zeke Z: The chaos ensues
Farley flavors: this isnt even Friday nights Adam and Ben this is them in real life
Foxmar: This is epic
TheWriterAleph: oh my GOD
Reach: They should have sent a poet.
Merricat: I love that the lasting legacy of the Dagwood comics won't be Blondie or Dagwood themselves but the concept of a comically large sandwitch. :D
Noyvn: that sandwich
Merc1987: errrrrr
Irsaan: lettuce bukkake?
Tajessa: this isn't even part of the cH script, Adam and Ben were just doing this
Jessica Engle: Graham this is your crowning achievement.
ZTxGhost: Its... beautiful. They should have sent a poet.
Dog_of_Myth: My god...
Arisorio: It is a GOD!
Jan Eli Padilla: my stitches...
Sarah: That is an artfully built sandwich
PharaohBender27: Same, Ben
WoF: that's actually really impressive
Jonathan Small: didn't know I wanted this episode to go here but here we are
Grinnin_Gin: that's a beautiful sandwich
amative1: that's a good sandwich
Lord Hosk: Those tomatoes are too thick
Dominik Skeries: Man missie is the best β€οΈ
WoF: no such things as too thick tomatoes
Vaeldarg: Murder is 3 mana, tho?
RockPusher:
RockPusher: Cameron valiantly Oatesing
ArcaneIllumination: hydraulic press for the sandwich
Tajessa: fair, Cameron
Merc1987: ooof
Graham Stark: Figurative murder
MeagenImage: Aah, the clasics
PharaohBender27: No, Cameron!
Nalehw: RIP Cameron
Foxmar: Cam will remember this
Merc1987: ah a classic
mtvcdm: Cameron no!
Jack Bross: Scott of the Antarctic reference
PharaohBender27: Not the Oates!
Arisorio: Drunk
OVERKiLL!: Drunk on sandwhich
Jessica Engle: I can't believe they ate the whole thing.
t t: and its a himym joke? brilliant
Farley flavors: seeing these two lovely humans together you dont realise how tall adam is
Bwk789: But only Beej can eat the whole thing!
Foxmar: Are they in the crypts
FrozenNitrogen: Let's Nope?
Dominik Skeries: That calls for a celebratory f*ck by cam
Jessica Engle: We live here now.
PharaohBender27: Callback!
accountmadeforants: Little bit of brain damage, as a treat
RockPusher: g-g-g-ghoasts!
Jonathan Small: Bens getting hit again?
OVERKiLL!: π»
MeagenImage: Ah, in The Lockdown.
MDR: The callback
AltaKarl: Where?
NeoheartXanadu: let's nope
JS: oh its the lets nope
Jan Eli Padilla: Adam get it in writing
Vaeldarg: Wheeler = Valgavoth?
Dominik Skeries: You think the sandwich had lots of things on it ?
Farley flavors: Simic Sandwhich
Juliamon: AAA
Juliamon: NO FAIR
RockPusher: The cliffhanger!
accountmadeforants: Nooooo
Desruprot: quite the cliffhanger
RockPusher: Good arranging there Beethoven
Dominik Skeries: Simwich
Tajessa: level 5 super judge?
maxthefourth: Kaiba?
PharaohBender27: Conflict of interest!
DPWestley: Unsporting Conduct: Major. DQ.
Farley flavors: Wheres Beej when you need him
MeagenImage: Oooh, Wheeler with the Big Evil.
Farley flavors: NOOOOOOOOO
Nouxatar: Prrrrrremium
amative1: YOU *******
MeagenImage: Gasp!
NeoheartXanadu: OMG A TWO PARTER
Sarah: oooooh
Farley flavors: the two parter
SingleLupus: CLIFFHANGER?!
PharaohBender27: :O
TheWriterAleph: whyyyyy
ZTxGhost: a two parter?!?!
Dog_of_Myth: Noooooo
mtvcdm: GASP
Foxmar: Oh no!
Merricat: :D
Grinnin_Gin: WORD TWO PARTER?
Tajessa: NOOOOOOO
AltaKarl: NOOOOOOO
Ted Park: onoes
WoF: MONSTER
scarbble: le gasp
Arisorio: waaat
dreamshade: NOOOOOOO
TheNamelessNomad: NOOOOOOO
Mike Pound: AAAAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYY
NeoheartXanadu: THATS THE ACTUAL EVIL
onetricktofani: NOOOOOOOOOOO
OVERKiLL!: 2 parter
MeagenImage: Not the window displays!
Irsaan: UNACCEPTABLE
amative1: (was not expecting 2-parter)
beckbat: wat
NotCainNorAbel: oh nooooo
Grinnin_Gin: GRAHAM YOU MONSTER
Noyvn: :(
FrozenNitrogen: nooooooooooOOO
MDR: Cliffhanger
CausalitiesMistake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wade cochrane: NOOOOOOOOOOO
ArcaneIllumination: TWO PARTER!
PrestonDLuffy: Two parter???
Cassandra Lockwood: D:
GirlPainting: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WoF: YOU KNEW
Zeke Z: Good episode
Lydia Johnson: cliffhanger!
DeM0nFiRe: lol rude!
ZTxGhost: First ever two parter?
TechnoJoe: WINDOW DISPLAYS!!!
mtvcdm: Actual monster
Jan Eli Padilla: YOU TEASE!
Arisorio: Impressively evil!
Shawn Poulsen (Fruan): I did not see a cliffhanger coming
wade cochrane: you monsters!!!!
Farley flavors: at least we get Majel Barret telling us last time
Anarchist2: AAAAAA
The Meddling Mage: what a blast
Study Music: this is glorious
Jivan Pal: To be continued... immediately??
Merc1987: a two parter?! noooooo!
SORRAN87: nice!
OVERKiLL!: πΉοΈπΉοΈπΉοΈπ·οΈ π
PharaohBender27: Wait, was Poggifers the Geoff from Commodore Hustle Season 1!?
Nouxatar: yo Beethoven in the credits
James Turner: You gremlins knew this was gonna be a two parter :P
Dominik Skeries: All this episode needed was a beej ruling
Dog_of_Myth: You monsters (but in the good way)
Irsaan: I was completely blindsided by that ending
RockPusher: Normal Ben!!!!
Jivan Pal: I guess not, lol
Campbell Olney: welp, time to go sleep for 30 minutes less than 7 days
TheMolator: pogifers
Arisorio: This was great!
Riddle Maker: Wow
Sarah: Hi James XD
Grinnin_Gin: time to hibernate for 7 days
Graham Stark: FNPF is about to start! Weβre drafting Tarkir.
GirlPainting: how could you rip my heart out at the last second? you monsters! i love you!
Jan Eli Padilla: this is LRR does War of the Spark IRL
CausalitiesMistake: please be a late April fools joke we got more after these credits
Sarah: 'Have fun!
Jivan Pal: @Graham Stark <3
Tajessa: first I have to wait for the next Yellowjackets episode and now this
ThatDamnAussie: More Magic!
Voidhawk42: I love everything about Wheeler's acting in this
OVERKiLL!: TARKIR DRAFT!
Patrick Boden: that was an odd one
Dominik Skeries: James π€
LiveFaust: THAT'S an MST3K Reference I haven't heard in a while.
Nouxatar: I hope we get an fnpf with Wheeler playing archenemy
Graham Stark: That was a 25mins episode!
Vaeldarg: @Graham Stark Missed opportunity for the box shown when told Adam was still waiting on a response to be a Tarkir box.
RockPusher: Breadchamp
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
accountmadeforants: The inherently funniest cheese
RockPusher: Holes are funny
Juliamon: yeah, team Swiss
ihlendrax: !hole
LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
RockPusher: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
ElaroLVI: Hi Pals! I'm so excited for a new episode of-
ElaroLVI: Oh
Voidhawk42: The big question: Whose house is that anyway??
PharaohBender27: @ElaroLVI You WILL want to check out the episode
Jan Eli Padilla: Adam Savidan holding bread... need these gifs
amative1: What is the funniest cheee?
Reach: Pre-Release into Friday Nights INTO FNPF Tarkir draft?! Is it Christmas already?
Grinnin_Gin: provolone is indeed the funniest cheese
Articerile: Wheeler DQ'd because TO is not allowed to play at REL:Professional
Cassandra Lockwood: @Vaeldarg Wouldn't have been able to, this was filmed last year.
OVERKiLL!: evaluating which cheese is funnier is very LRR.
Vaeldarg: @amative1 Mozzarella, due to stretch?
Jessica Engle: Do you ever just think about holes?
Dominik Skeries: Graham I just realized I am celebrating my 11 year lrr watching anniversary!!
azninja888: @amative1 casumarzu?
Articerile: As it makes a conflict of interest
Sam Cox (LordZarano): Not even Wensleydale?
RockPusher: Cheese That Man!
RockPusher: hahahahaha
Foxmar: hahaaa
Tajessa: @azninja888 oh no
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Nouxatar: cheese this man !!!!!
Foxmar: :D
DeWillpower: <- that's me!
Nalehw: Perfect man-cheesing!
Foxmar: Reminds me of the LRL bit
Jan Eli Padilla: Bologne Darts
Cassandra Lockwood: Never didn't have it.
DPWestley: LRL has established Graham is the champion bologna tosser of the crew. Would that have transferred to cheese throwing?
PharaohBender27: I legit thought that was a turkey slice rather than cheese
TheCrimsonYoshi: This is a Loading Ready Live segment if I've ever seen one
Jessica Engle: Graham is the heavyweight baloney darts champion of the world!
Dominik Skeries: @GrahamStark thank you for all the years of joy
RockPusher: Yes!
Ted Park: welp
Arisorio: Cheesethrowing is hard
emanym: Yeah π
Irsaan: I'm enjoying the cheese outtakes
TheWonderdoc: Ben needs some cheesing lessons eh
SingleLupus: You're going too hard! You gotta underhand it!
Vaeldarg: The things Adam does for entertainment.
Foxmar: Everyone taking turns hitting Adam with cheese
maxthefourth: the great candian cheese throw
Jessica Engle: This is so cheesy.
Dardove: Just an hour of throwing cheese at Adam
OVERKiLL!: π§
Ted Park: First try
MeagenImage: Perfect, just when my name showed up the cheese landed.
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): something something, for who tossed the first cheese
WoF: yeaaaaaaaa
PharaohBender27: \o/
Nalehw: Coulda just made this the whole episode
The Meddling Mage: the cheese lands alone
Ted Park: veto
Voidhawk42: Adam deserves an oscar for this
Tajessa: no.
PharaohBender27: ADAM
DiscordianTokkan: Curdkakke
Augmenting Path: mm, delicious cheesekake
Cassandra Lockwood: Even worse.
Dominik Skeries: Now who wants to play hightide
Jan Eli Padilla: ALL MEAT
Dino79: Reminder people FNPF starts in minutes from now!
Cassandra Lockwood: Gather All Meat
Dog_of_Myth: Serge
Tajessa: yes, Serge
Sarah: Ah Serge XD
DeM0nFiRe: lol
Ted Park: π€
TheWonderdoc: Serge pls
OVERKiLL!: fuckin serge
Foxmar: :D
Dominik Skeries: Good night folks 1:30 am here
accountmadeforants: "Not a weird thing" has been called
RockPusher: Serge gonna Serge
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SergeYager: Why you say my name?
Juliamon: we're watching the end of FN
SergeYager: Hmmm... Likely
RockPusher:
We enjoy seeing Serge learn new things 
Reach: BEN
TheWriterAleph: oh serge <3
Cassandra Lockwood: Education
Irsaan: I love when Serge learns things
PharaohBender27: And another layer of Serge's innocence is peeled away . . .
Ted Park: what is a boy to do
Jan Eli Padilla: oh God... ben, no
Jivan Pal: I don't remember this on the judge exam
Nalehw: I also learned a thing
Nalehw: Why
mtvcdm: Good night Seattle we love you
Dardove: I do like how the entire behind the scenes is just the Adam and Ben sequence.
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): film magic
Graham Stark: Moooovie maaaagic
RockPusher:
MrPhlip: !addquote (Graham) [now] Now, please hold two knives. | to Adam
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dungeonmasteralek: Feel the cheese on your face
WoF: I absolutely love how the behind the scenes is just the kitchen stuff
TheCrimsonYoshi: I loved the Adam and Ben sequence but I also just love Wheeler as a Maximillian Pegasus-esque card game villain
LiveFaust: DEW IT.
Nalehw: This is just the food in people's faces episode
MeagenImage: Interior, Lettuce Shower
Jessica Engle: bort bort bort!
Cassandra Lockwood: Amazing craft
mtvcdm: It puts the lettuce on its skin
Jan Eli Padilla: this sequence was the funniest bit the entire episode...
Jasper: this is the best part of behind the scenes. seeing how people achieve the magic through mundane means
Jessica Engle: hahaha!
GirlPainting: Hit the like button yet?
Vaeldarg: @Nalehw Ben certainly had egg on his face misplacing that Braids.
Jan Eli Padilla: that was so Cursed
TheWonderdoc: Wheeler only needs to call someone βfirst nameβ-boy to go the full pegasus
accountmadeforants: Liiiitle strange
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Korolan: Wheeler as Villain is very good.
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RockPusher: Draft time!
maxthefourth: didnt kaiba pull the "as owner ofnthe company thdt makes this game" stunt?
Jessica Engle: Crowning achievement, Graham.
Reach: amogus
Irsaan: Blursed kitchen sequence
LiveFaust: Top 500 strangest things.
Cassandra Lockwood: @maxthefourth I think it's the way Pegasus justifies all the crap he pulls.
Jan Eli Padilla: floor cabbage
Campbell Olney: Someone is definitely "into" this
Ted Park: amazing
mtvcdm: The one that got in his mouth
PharaohBender27: @Jan Eli Padilla Excuse me, that's floor *lettuce*
Juliamon: Perfect timing!
dungeonmasteralek: Perfectly timed!
accountmadeforants:
Time!
RockPusher: well timed Paul
Korolan: Perfect Timing!
couchboyj:
MWGNZ:
themercenary1987: WHEEEEELLLLLLLEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!
BusTed: wooo
MegaDosX: Pink!
mtvcdm: Friday Nights has *just* ended
RockPusher: ohai Funko
Flyingdelorion: Perfectly timed! Friday night episode was EPIC!
MarkovDescendant: DRAGOOOOOON!
RatherLargeToad: perfect timing
Desruprot:
Wheeler 
DiscordianTokkan:
DeM0nFiRe: We're here!
ReachW: It's like they knew!
Juliamon: Reminder to Friday Nights watchers: please try to keep spoilers out of this chat if possible!
Foxmar320: Rarrrr
Irsaan: We're HERE
RatherLargeToad: Rwarlo
hackingducks: rawrdrafting
Juliamon: Not everyone could catch it!
Irsaan: Not a spoiler: it was good
Ted Park: Good timing
Lord Hosk: This has to be in the top hundred weird things I have seen Ben and Adam do together... this year.
DeWillpower: yippe
Irsaan: Whole squad really "committing to the bit" this episode
Arisorio: Great!
Reach: to Twitch!
mtvcdm: Fun Puff is *now*
The Meddling Mage: floor lettuce gives you health!
TheWriterAleph: bravo!
Jasper: πππ
WoF: who was that at the end?
ArcaneIllumination: Can't believe that scene was the entire Loading Time. So Fun!
The Meddling Mage: thanks guys this was 10/10
Campbell Olney: yet another amazIng episode
Sarah: Now back to LRR for more Magic
PharaohBender27: OK, time to catch up on the cold open
Irsaan: hell yeah. good stuff, love you all.
Jan Eli Padilla: floor *lettuce* yes, my bad
GirlPainting: THX LRR <3
SingleLupus: Great episode tonight, thanks to the LRR cast and crew and to all the wonderful patrons who funded these episodes!
WoF: So amazing
TheWonderdoc: Was that the estate owner at the end? ^^
emanym: Yep π
Welbog: Hello, it's drago'clock
Lord_Hosk: That had to be one of the top 100 strangest things that I have seen Ben and Adam do this year.
Laurence72: Wheeler,you make an AMAZING MaximilliN pEGsus
AliceLovelin: PINK BEARD, I LOVE IT
themercenary1987: Hey that Friday Nights, Pretty goo show it turns out
AliceLovelin: who's that person?
Juliamon: AliceLovelin That's HiFunko!
Juliamon: !sale
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AliceLovelin: @Juliamon Awesome! Thanks!
Nouxatar:
@juliamon thank you for the reminder my first instinct was to go scream about it immediately 
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singinnonsense: A+ Friday Nights btw
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Juliamon: And it'll ONLY show you in your cart
Nouxatar: that Friday nights was excellent though
RockPusher: Thanks, Shopify
MarkovDescendant: Sweet! I get paid on Monday and can do some shopping I missed out on.
Lord_Hosk:
@AliceLovelin Thats Graham, he founded LoadingReadyRun a few years ago 
GirlPainting: who else feels the post friday nights emptyness now....to wait another week?
emanym: To the other things.
emanym: I donβt know yet
emanym: The agent.
emanym: I missed most of the episode, so I am watching from the beginning.
30teracyte: one of many reasons to boo shopify
WT_Fits: Great episode of Friday Nights tonight, can't wait for next week's episode!
Juliamon: If you need sleeves for the next prerelease, get them N O W
AliceLovelin:
@Lord_Hosk uhhh are you trolling me or did you miss my previous message? 
DiscordianTokkan: I'm .... still fine barely missing out on a deal on the Dice Vault that I got, because Still Worth It
Wonderdoc: Wheeler you make an excellent Kaiba/Pegasus villain
RockPusher: Tark-where?
Lord_Hosk: @AliceLovelin I saw other people answered honestly
ReachW: @RockPusher Tark-'ere!
Rogue_07: Good evening friends, loved tonight's Friday Nights!
GirlPainting: have fun
DiscordianTokkan: McFlurry
Desruprot: Friday Night Paper Fight was good
Desruprot: uh
Desruprot: Friday Nights I mean
RockPusher: β« ahhhhhh β«
dabudder: @Desruprot ooh a time traveller
Desruprot:
Lord_Hosk: So since the set is Pre-releasing TODAY... this has to be the very first time outside of Wizards RnD that this set is being drafted right?
singinnonsense: Grraaaaveyaaaard
Grinnin_Gin: Bravo for the wonderful episode of Friday Nights
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Grinnin_Gin: Johnny Two-Spells ABSOLUTELY needs to be a card now
dutchmoose: arthur two spells jackson
GirlPainting:
THX LRR for the wonderfull FN episode 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you draft 5 color, how can you pivot?
Malazim: That was a great episode.
Blasteg: @Dread_Pirate_Westley eldrazi
Lord_Hosk: Take the Rare!
Grinnin_Gin: @Dread_Pirate_Westley by opening 7 mana ugin
ReachW: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Into the secret 6th colour.
dabudder: uh oh
laikagoat: lol
Grinnin_Gin: this set is great
Grinnin_Gin: easily the best looking set in a long time
dabudder: we may have an unspoken competition here between our features
AliceLovelin: Nyarset!
dutchmoose: "rare"
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ReachW: Alternatively, pivoting is how you get into 5-colour, realistically.
RatherLargeToad: up to 3!
Desruprot: play boosters have 1+ rare potential
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Enjoying CamCam.
adambomb625: oh no
singinnonsense: oh no
EvilBadman: LOL
Haroldholmes25: oh this is going to be entertaining
hackingducks: narstey.
adambomb625: they're both going Jeskai
Voidhawk42: Every time I watch Friday Nights I think "Man, this can't top last week's episode" and every time I am proved happily wrong. Just excellent work all round
ztghostie: oh boy
Grinnin_Gin: thug narsety
NarishmaReborn: time for serge to pivot for the first time
Blasteg: oh so THAT's what the cart is for
dabudder: it was exceptional
Lord_Hosk: James was in it!
Oblivixn1999: "hell yeah"
Grinnin_Gin: its a two-parter!
Flyingdelorion: It was epic Graham, not exaggerating!
Juliamon: It went SO hard
Desruprot: And James = James
mtvcdm: 25 minutes *and more to come*
couchboyj: Big sandwich, big episode
DeM0nFiRe:
dpj2009: Who's got the dragons
EvilBadman: It took 30 minutes to write, it should take 30 minutes to film
Wonderdoc: i enjoy Sergeβs hustle arc
laikagoat:
Desruprot: pack three already getting cut?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I loved a certain character's arc in the recent episode
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Desruprot: rrr pick*
Dog_of_Myth:
RockPusher:
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Desruprot:
ipoddodd: serge "always cut" wheeler
dpj2009: Polluted delta sounds fun
Blasteg: oops all fixing
accountmadeforants: Yeah, between 1 and 3 rares in these packs. 1 rare slot, 1 foil, 1 wildcard.
MegaDosX: Enemy fetches in particular
Mindfire13: Special Guests are enemy fetches and wedge ultimatums
Desruprot: special guests are Fetches and Ultimatums
MarkovDescendant: Is Cam's mic off?
accountmadeforants: Imagine if they reprinted the fetchlands after specifically making a format without them
Mazrae: Speaking of the streamer event earlier, I want to see both sides of the conversation with Voxy(I think that who it was)
RockPusher: They don't call it Red Number Generation for nothing!
GirlPainting: @LRR in the past B.R.E.A.D was the trget to draft. how has that shifted over the years?
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Rogue_07: You'll never see it Com-innnnn~
Rogue_07: You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes/
JivanPal: Had a good night at prerelase tonight. Abzan prerelease kit, pretty nice Abzan deck with solid removal, I was the only undefeated player out of 23, two other players also went 3-0.
Grinnin_Gin: @GirlPainting it hasn't really changed much
GirlPainting: hmmmkay
DoomBringerIL: serge is riffing BACK!? lets goooooo @LoadingReadyRun
DoodlestheGreat: Blow in my ear and I'll believe anything you say.
JivanPal: We also had someone win with Call the Spirit Dragons twice
thraximore: I forget the acronym
thraximore: bombs, removal... what?
DoomBringerIL: nobody messes with my boy now
MegaDosX: It's like the coriolis effect
JivanPal: BREAD
NarishmaReborn: mmm silica packets
an_archist2: all these packs, cracked, like foils in 2025
JivanPal: Evasion, Agrro/Abilities, Dudes/duds
thraximore: thanks
GirlPainting: bombs, removal, evasion, aggro, disruption i belive
singinnonsense: it's like the toilet rotation!
johnnylongtorso: my SWU cards come out of the pack pre-pringled
Grinnin_Gin: where in the world is curling sandiego more like
accountmadeforants: @GirlPainting Duds is the last one, because they're duds
Korolan: Little Scooby Boy
hackingducks: or 'dregs'. million ways to go
RockPusher: Little Scooty Boi has been called!
accountmadeforants: (Draft chaff also works, but that's two words and also another bit of lingo)
Bladinus: man, Cam's accuracy with getting the skate to stop on the mark is quite impressive.
JivanPal: "Dirt" also
Voidhawk42: Helltaker?
EvilBadman: BPM or Metal Hellsinger
ipoddodd: serge looks at a cost reducer and exclaims about the cost
accountmadeforants: Oh, I assumed BPM: Bullets Per Minute
TheWriterAleph: GASP
ztghostie: YO
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Dog_of_Myth: whoa
Desruprot: woah
Juliamon: HELLO
RockPusher: get the sleeve!
Blasteg: what was that
GirlPainting: no idea
Fruan: *extremely loud cashregister sound*
oatway: jasper ab
ztghostie: @Blasteg showcaes mox jasper
Dog_of_Myth: Jasper Mox
Bladinus: The Hoof is loose!
niccus: $40
NarishmaReborn: piVOT
LukeIsStrange: Play the Mox unsleeved Ben
GirlPainting: on the pavement?
TheWriterAleph: scrape to tap
LukeIsStrange: During Recess
LukeIsStrange: And really push it to the ground when you tap it
thraximore: haha... ha...
JivanPal: It's a common, Serge
JivanPal: Don't do it
Blasteg: It's called dragonstorm for a reason\
kristof162028: ben out here dissing vjangling tribal in edh and modern
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MarkovDescendant: Slivers
TheWooglie: GG Lord_Hosk
DeM0nFiRe:
@Lord_Hosk
Grinnin_Gin: zombie would be kinda cracked tbh
thraximore:
@Lord_Hosk 
avjamethyst: faeries
Dog_of_Myth: Nice work Hosk
Voidhawk42: Sliver
Grinnin_Gin: you can play your good zombies quicker
Mindfire13: So anything with a reliable good 1-drop
30teracyte: Is there a one drop dragon (non-changeling)?
raulghoulia: myr
Desruprot: Eldrazi Mox? isn't Tron in Legacy?
Juliamon:
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
EvilBadman: Clerics, obv
DiscordianTokkan: lmao
ztghostie: KEKW
ipoddodd: typically, if you've heard of a kindred deck in a format that is not commander, it would be good
niccus: narrowly missing death
thraximore:
adambomb625: I don't get it
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Grinnin_Gin: sliver mox would be funny
accountmadeforants: Soldier or Warrior might work, too. (And if they're batched then definitely)
thraximore: @adambomb625 that was Angel, Wheeler's partner
ReachW: That's a solid plan
hackingducks: @Grinnin_Gin add one of any color of a sliver you control?
JivanPal: Williams?
Desruprot: Pharrel Williams? The artist of Happy?
ZeroTepMusic: lmaooo
hackingducks: yes, that pharrel.
Blasteg: huh this pack is going by fast
JivanPal: 5 picks in
TheDevil_Risen: eyyy its a funko!
kristof162028: serge;s plan try to trick everyone else in the draft to pivot in the middle of pack 2
TheDevil_Risen: Hi Funko!
TheDevil_Risen: howdy LRR fam!
Grinnin_Gin: @hackingducks yeah but its also a kindred artifact to make it a sliver too
Grinnin_Gin: which would be hilariously broken but funny
EvilBadman: Ring included
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
Rogue_07: Benjamin
TheWooglie:
Bladinus: BEN!
JivanPal: wat
thraximore: hahahaha
DeM0nFiRe:
Desruprot: ha ha haaaaa
Grinnin_Gin: wHEELer at it again
hackingducks: @Grinnin_Gin I mean, it's a mox. they're supposed to be stupid and broken
JivanPal: On a similar note, shawarma spin was a moment
ekplayscards: hello bengineering and begineering fans only
TheDevil_Risen: ok chat, why does serge have his name on his table?
JivanPal: Cam does also
johnnylongtorso: Ape Esnake
JivanPal: Under his cards
hackingducks: they're seating locations
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So they don't forget who they are.
TheDevil_Risen: ahh k
niccus: look down. your name is now on your table, too
Desruprot: makes sense
TheDevil_Risen: makes sense
AdamLavadan: They all have dementia and its a seating chart
TheDevil_Risen: never noticed it before
ekplayscards: Snerge would never forget
BrowneePointz: itβs so Serge knows whose underwear heβs wearing
EvilBadman: Serge pivoted away from his name in Pack 1 Pick 6
LukeIsStrange: Dont worry Sergie we're with you.
ReachW: that's a windmill slam if I've ever seen one.
Desruprot:
MegaDosX: Who judges the judges?
ekplayscards: this judge is super lax
DoomBringerIL: but why do u have sitting arraingments? for a draft?
hackingducks: the judges have layers
adambomb625: @MegaDosX Beej
Blasteg: @ReachW wouldn't that harm the card
LukeIsStrange: @MegaDosX The Tournament Organiser
thraximore:
ReachW: @MegaDosX For the past, like, 6 years? Nobody honestly.
Desruprot: I like them too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There are zero other turtles in the set.
Blasteg: can you draft a token?
Dog_of_Myth: Nope
LukeIsStrange: Excited for this Turtle to put it together with Tekuthal
hackingducks: draft the basic!
Bugberry: Sultai does care about counters on your stuff, including Stun counters.
ekplayscards: 1/52
oatway: pass me the haux
JivanPal: @MegaDosX Ah, well if you watched today's Friday Nights, you would know...!
Blasteg: badmtgcombo reddit says hi
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TheDevil_Risen: thanks BEN!
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley we might get at least one relevant turtle in Avatar later this year.
DoodlestheGreat: Felt great!
MegaDosX: smh Benjamin
Blasteg: Did Ben just slap on his mic
superdude097: Does Ben know about Slime Against Humanity + Chatterfang
superdude097: ?
Grinnin_Gin: You're laughing. Ben just killed Paul via sonic attack, and you're laughing.
ekplayscards: rare forest pog
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Bugberry Avatar? The David Cameron movie?
Dog_of_Myth:
hackingducks:
Grinnin_Gin: You're telling me that Wheeler hasn't passed a turtle or two in his day?
TheDevil_Risen: oof
EvilBadman: Real turtle heads rise up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James Cameron? Whatever. Still indicates my opinion.
Dog_of_Myth: Any Azban enjoyers in chat?
Dog_of_Myth: *abzan
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I've only seen the first, so I have no context for any recent references to it.
BrowneePointz: I love that the Armament Dragon is a straight callback to Armament Corps
adambomb625: What happened to nickname episodes?
thraximore: @adambomb625 they got better content
TheDevil_Risen:
BrowneePointz: @adambomb625 werenβt satisfied with the format
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz i noticed a couple of the Omens are references to previous Tarkir spells, I've not checked if all of them are.
Grinnin_Gin: "first pick tarmagoyf wheel- yeager, shit I mean uhhh damn" is a rather unique name
TheDevil_Risen: Finch
Blasteg: has the cart ever went off the table
ArcOfTheConclave: what's the smallest bird?
niccus: we've all lost a fight to canada geese
Dog_of_Myth:
Bugberry: Giving it Vigilance works
Desruprot: oh well
ravensdark13: O Well )))
hackingducks: @Grinnin_Gin i just thought of 'mox blood', which is a kindred mox but instead of specifying sliver, it says 'when it comes into play, choose a creature type,' and does everything as specified.
DrLigmaPhD: "no"
BrowneePointz: Iβm honestly surprised no one is in Temur
ekplayscards: how dare serge try to play by the rules
EvilBadman: can serge and cam show their first picks
ravensdark13: Whoo Hoo !
Desruprot: xD
RockPusher:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, chat noticed
TheDevil_Risen: aaaaa
circusofkirkus: great signal reading
TheDevil_Risen:
well said cam 
Dog_of_Myth:
Desruprot: how about you guys team up and become the commander card
TheDevil_Risen:
you did win
CaptainSpam: Sudden Patreon!
NarishmaReborn: nah pick 6 pieces of fixing in the first pack and play whatever you want
DarthRagnar815:
stippledotter: Tries to signal. Becomes a war chat
Mindfire13: Next FNPF: Talking about Draft. No actual gameplay
Dog_of_Myth: !break
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Blasteg: oh no live deckbuild?
as_ever_ellesandra: Honestly a How to Draft stream in a similar light to the canlander b team stream would rule
BrowneePointz: But for chat, if you were looking into doing this limited, it is suggested to go for an enemy color pair first and then into a clan if you have it open
hackingducks: @stippledotter funnier joke than possibly you meant, in the grander scheme of the world right now
stippledotter: @hackingducks oh, exactly what I meant π
π«
BrowneePointz: Since each enemy color pair can go into one of the two clans
hackingducks:
@stippledotter
Blasteg: a good time to catch up on FN if you ask me
Blasteg: (Yes I overslept the primiem again)
Syntheticuh: the way ben says poggifers absolutely slays me omg
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz that does make me wonder how valuable each of the gain lands will be in Limited.
GirlPainting: but i just rewatched all of FN
GirlPainting: now i have to do it again Blasteg ?
hackingducks: view counter go up
Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz ive been playing magic for 15 years and you cant make me memorize which is enemy and which is allied
agentofsaruman69: @Cptasparagus same but 25 years
hackingducks: I think it's close to 25 years for me too, but it's not enemy/ally i can't remember, it's the three color combos
GirlPainting: just look at the back of a magic card. the colour weel tells who who is enemy and who is ally
hackingducks: i basically have to look up all of them except jeskai and bant every time someone mentions them
GirlPainting: friends are next to each other, anemys are across
Cptasparagus: @GirlPainting impossible
Pax0: Wheeler ate that FN episode whole omfg
BrowneePointz: I just know what they are cause Iβve been playing for 17 years and have that on the spectrum rizz
Pax0: Amazing job, perfect amount of evil
Juliamon: oh phew diff song
Juliamon: my speakers might be acting up
Mazrae: Yay LRR for having a stream at almost all times, this will help me while I rest from covid
micalovits: Hey Friends! Did I miss the Draft or also round 1?
thraximore: get well soon!
Juliamon: Just the draft
agentofsaruman69: @micalovits just the draft
GirlPainting: just the draft
Bugberry: Ever since I learned what the colors actually represent philosophically, what is enemy or ally makes perfect sense. Red/Blue, Emotion vs Reason etc., while the allies are less conflicted.
plundypops: @Mazrae I'm going to be ignorant and just say I honestly didn't think that was around anymore. Get well soon! Most people i've known that got it had it only act as a bad flu for a few days!
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GirlPainting: plundypops the virus will be forever now a part of our sosiety, just like influenza and the common cold
Juliamon: Covid is endemic now
Juliamon: which means it's here forever
Dog_of_Myth: Sadly
Juliamon: we blew our chance
thraximore: :suffering:
Mazrae: @plundypops that's kind of feel like I have the flu
CompleatedPinkie: I'm on a budget, so I won't be able to do a full sealed prerelease. But I might be able to do a draft; at least I can see what the gameplay would be like.
GirlPainting: welcome back!
Desruprot: James!
Paspantoute:
exactly serge
Fruan: I have a mirror! you don't know my life
hackingducks: i'm watching with my ears
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it G
ekplayscards: Draaaaagons
booobomb:
woo i got an Ugin in the packs i won at the pre-release
Juliamon: booobomb hell yeah!!
JivanPal: "not Draygon. Drayyyyyyygon."
Welbog: Hashtag team mardu
Bugberry: all ready to behold
ztghostie: khans vs dragons
Welbog: Did they print a new Alesha in this set?
RockPusher: Beep Beep!
Juliamon: Sort of!
Bugberry: The Sandstalker ability
Desruprot: dragon
Natedogg2: Soldier on
RockPusher: Cardviewer on?
thedevil_risen1: Loll
ztghostie: a two mana card making a 2/2 white creature that is not a knight feels so wrong
Grinnin_Gin: gotta hand serge a game loss
Paspantoute: serious gaming here
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
BrowneePointz: greater dog!
Welbog: Doggo
ztghostie: new take on fabricate, love it
Welbog: I have seen this dog in Undertale.
hackingducks: serge coming out swinging
RockPusher: James making Basic look Good
mister_nibbles: how am i gonna get a tan with all this shade
gualdhar: When did Serge become so snippy
ekplayscards: i'm living for snippy sassy serge
Desruprot:
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
agentofsaruman69: sneep sneep
singinnonsense: @gualdhar it's working all these jobs
LRRbot: Shocking Sharpshooter [1R] | Creature β Human Archer [1/3] | Reach / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
thedevil_risen1: Thanks Paul!
Welbog: That's only half shocking.
Desruprot: shocking but deals 1
ekplayscards: greetings fellow new girl fans
NeoGabi: Sometime durring the first instance of DB coffee pong I think.
Grinnin_Gin: lava darting sharpshooter
Bugberry: !card sparkmage
LRRbot: Spark Mage [R] | Creature β Dwarf Wizard [1/1] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may have this creature deal 1 damage to target creature that player controls.
cobthegreat: spark spray
ekplayscards: something something darter
Pax0: Prodigal Gutshooter
agentofsaruman69: sharp timshooter
an_archist2: it's only shocking if it's exactly two damage. otherwise it's just sparkling pinging
hackingducks: I was just thinking I miss tims. they rarely print them these days
Rogue_07: SharpshooTim, surely
benjamin_wheeler: flame jab, spark spray, spark jolt
Philocalist: Sparkshooter?
benjamin_wheeler: take your pick
LRRbot: Zurgo's Vanguard [2R] | Creature β Dog Soldier [*/3] | Mobilize 1 / This creature's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
backwardsgh0st: Should be called Impact Trevor
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, Impact Tim
Grinnin_Gin: impact trevor it is
Welbog: Dog soldier on a spider...?
backwardsgh0st: Ty! He'll yeah
LRRbot: Dirgur Island Dragon // Skimming Strike | Dirgur Island Dragon [5U] | Creature β Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Ward {2} // Skimming Strike [1U] | Instant β Omen | Tap up to one target creature. Draw a card.
Fartfanuger: Does anyone know if I can target Norin the Wary after he returns at end of turn with Conjuror's Closet?
as_ever_ellesandra: Yup
Grinnin_Gin: that giant spider Zurgo's vanguard is riding is doing all the heavy lifting, but somehow the type is 'dog-soldier'
GirlPainting: "Olmends are seeds.....and no one...cares!"
Grinnin_Gin: figure that one out
agentofsaruman69: !card underfoot underdog
LRRbot: Underfoot Underdogs [2R] | Creature β Goblin Warrior [1/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. / {1}, {T}: Target creature you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Natedogg2: REL-axed
Desruprot: Is Kathleen there to judge?
Welbog: Shhh, don't tell Serge
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LRRbot: Mystic Monastery | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.
LRRbot: Temur Devotee [1U] | Creature β Human Druid [3/3] | Defender / {1}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. Activate only once each turn.
toast3dsmore: someone get beej in here for judge calls /s
Grinnin_Gin: too real paul, too real
Dog_of_Myth: Their ex got the bear
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BartholemewTheKitten: What a NICE time for some magic
hackingducks: someone needs to paint the character on the card with a karen bob and a glass of wine
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johnnylongtorso: he's got a toupee and a Corvette
Bugberry: He lost his ability to attack in the divorce
thedevil_risen1: Wtb removal
GirlPainting: the question arises, will james go to the 0 in 2 milkshake bracket?
LRRbot: Stormshriek Feral // Flush Out | Stormshriek Feral [4R] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying, haste / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. // Flush Out [1R] | Sorcery β Omen | Discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Grinnin_Gin: he has ones of dragons
Rogue_07: None dragon with left beef
BartholemewTheKitten: Flaste
Welbog: Is this the first dragon of the night?
Rogue_07: (beef meaning a 3/3)
Natedogg2: It has reach? Well, that's a stretch.
MegaDosX: FNPF needs the Arena reach reminder so that the players can ignore it
LRRbot: Shiko, Paragon of the Way [2URW] | Legendary Creature β Spirit Dragon [4/5] | Flying, vigilance / When Shiko enters, exile target nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard. Copy it, then you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
agentofsaruman69: not lifelink
RangerAlpha7: like arena, you have to put a bow as large as the table on each reach creature during combat so people might notice it
Bugberry: lifelink?
GirlPainting: flying and vigilance
Desruprot:
grizzlygentleman: Every time I watch an episode I wish I had friends
an_archist2: nice serra angel
MegaDosX: Fligilance
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Desruprot: back again
Welbog: Flunge!!
LRRbot: Static Snare [4W] | Enchantment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature. / When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
toast3dsmore: just an absolute flunging
as_ever_ellesandra: Effigy back to hand?
Flyingdelorion: card back to hand not?
LRRbot: Iceridge Serpent [4U] | Creature β Serpent [3/3] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: bounce the effigy
Flyingdelorion: Thanks Serge
as_ever_ellesandra: A Sea Snidd of man-o-war
LRRbot: Underfoot Underdogs [2R] | Creature β Goblin Warrior [1/2] | When this creature enters, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. / {1}, {T}: Target creature you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Arashin Sunshield [3W] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. / {W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
hackingducks: bad firebreathing is still breathing fire.
DrLigmaPhD: What about butt-breathing, Paul?
Juliamon: Bad firebreathing: you just burn your tongue over and over
Bugberry: a singular mana symbol of the white variety
JivanPal: Doesn't very different from bad chomping: you just bite your tongue over and over
LRRbot: Mardu Monument [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {2}{R}{W}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create three 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens. They gain menace and haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
hackingducks: @JivanPal ow.
YourMomPlaysGamesYMPG: oooo magic.... I just randomly jumped on at a recommendation from our lgs
definenull: welcome!
LoadingReadyRun: welcome @YourMomPlaysGamesYMPG!
JivanPal: @YourMomPlaysGamesYMPG Your LGS knows wassup
RockPusher:
YourMomPlaysGamesYMPG: Well I have a thing and they recommended you but that's a story for another time
brunomant_: No, Jeskai
LRRbot: Starry-Eyed Skyrider [2W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. / Attacking tokens you control have flying.
mtvcdm: Welcome aboard!
RockPusher: Good joke G
EricTheOrange: boo this man
micalovits: Chat, since I missed it - did James call Mardu?
Dog_of_Myth: He did
nevyn666: if you drive a bmw, signaling doesnt exist for you
ztghostie: @micalovits before he cracked the first pack
micalovits: Sounds like James
Grinnin_Gin: stick some googly eyes on that scout
RangerAlpha7: Graham sounded like "And here's the cake we prepared earlier" on the cooking show
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
toast3dsmore: does the set have much in the way of enchantment removal? only one I know off the top of my head is the new return to nature
LRRbot: Worthy Cost [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
definenull: byee
Paspantoute: o7
ReachW: bye serge
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore there's the Green/Black omen dragon
micalovits: There is at least one dragon that does it also on ETB
BrowneePointz: @yourmomplaysgamesympg welcome! beyond magic LRR plays all sorts of vidya games AND tabletop games and about 20 years worth of internet comedy!
public_key_reveal_party: serge now has to go back to alberta I guess
toast3dsmore: ayyy nice @bugberry
JivanPal: @toast3dsmore Stormplain Detainment
LRRbot: Dirgur Island Dragon // Skimming Strike | Dirgur Island Dragon [5U] | Creature β Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Ward {2} // Skimming Strike [1U] | Instant β Omen | Tap up to one target creature. Draw a card.
Welbog: Alberta is where Exile is? Has it always been Alberta?
RockPusher: Good old Too-Slow Yager
toast3dsmore: always has been
Desruprot: I thought it was "Full House" Yaeger
Paspantoute: too slow yager (aka food combo)
rogerivany:
I'm surprised James drafted Mardu tokens.
adambomb625: It used ot be Ohio
Welbog: Did... Did Richard Garfield invent Alberta?
PorpoisesUnknown: Come on, no one has Serges number saved in their phones lmao
Natedogg2: Not dying is good for your health.
Blasteg: need some board wipez
JivanPal: Inevtiable defeat
as_ever_ellesandra: Well. Serge didn't pivot this draft. So that might be the issue
JivanPal: Kin-Tree Severance
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Welbog I heard they are planning to move it to Florida. A real hellhole
MarkovDescendant: MARDU!
Desruprot: Mardu or Abzan
PorpoisesUnknown: Jeskai or die
laikagoat: abzan and sultai
BronzePanda: MArdu
Chichen: @LoadingReadyRun we dont get to pick at our LGS, it's randomized and then we can trade before we start
definenull:
good question! I'm open for recommendations
EricTheOrange: Naya
jwholla: I have him as judge Serge in my phone, its not his number, but it makes me happy
ReachW: I picked Mardu because vroom
toast3dsmore: abzan all day baby
AliceLovelin: Ez Mardu
Dog_of_Myth: mardu or abzan
Gyuumiiho: jeskai or abzan
Mindfire13: MARDU
30teracyte: depends whats left when I get tehre
thedevil_risen1: Jund for life
PorpoisesUnknown: Jeskai monks where we at??
chowderbisque: Sultai in early was crazy
Rogue_07: I could be tempted to go anything except Sultai, personally
public_key_reveal_party: I'm going with a wildcard and say mono-red
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore according to Scryfall there is 3 commons (the 2/2 cat is another) the dragon, a Sultai mythic and the Mysticer Snake, and Coordinated Maneuver in White.
JivanPal: Chose Abzan, played Abzan, went 2-0 for all my matches.
anhakha: I went 2-0, 0-2, 2-0 with Jeskai.
BrowneePointz: none because I am mobility limited and my flgs closed down last fall
randus2003: Sultai and Temur
Ukon_Cairns: diagramming your sideboarding plans before your opponent also might also be ill advised
SkiaSymphonia: I'm choosing "save money for FF and Switch both in June." So Tarkir is arena only for me
dpj2009: James is awesome
ztghostie: they reeeeally want you to be able to support your clan
RockPusher: I think it is because the seeded packs are half-sized?
RatherLargeToad: The casual Mobilize 24 was wild
RockPusher: or are they full size?
Bugberry: I'm probably going Abzan. Love some tokens and reanimation.
micalovits:
Have plans all weekend so no pre-release for me sadly 
DnD instead though
JivanPal: One of our players got Call the Spirit Dragons as promo, I got a colorless card
RockPusher: Wonder if it is some weird Arena programming limitation
JivanPal: Ironically, that player lost to someone else winning with Call the Spirit Dragons
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun in the past for draft the target draft strategy was B.R.E.A.D. . Did the order change over the years for you? do you take it into account at all?
as_ever_ellesandra: It may have been set that way in an earlier stage of set development
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
as_ever_ellesandra: And then didn't get changed
LRRbot: Shocking Sharpshooter [1R] | Creature β Human Archer [1/3] | Reach / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
Bugberry: I don't live near enough to any LGSs, so my PPR will be on Arena.
LathosTiran: playtest suggested 2 packs but it was too late to update the prerelease kits?
JivanPal: @GirlPainting Quadrant theory, anyone?
GirlPainting: ??
LRRbot: Dragonstorm Globe [3] | Artifact | Each Dragon you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
plaidanddrpepper: actual ramp!
JivanPal: @GirlPainting But yeah BREAD is still the standard way
Ukon_Cairns: i wonder if its either A/B testing which players like more, or just trying to best serve different audiences differently
LRRbot: Fortress Kin-Guard [1W] | Creature β Dog Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, it endures 1.
Chichen: my LGS isnt letting us choose our clan, we just get randomized and then theyre giving us a window to trade kits before opening
Earthenone: so bread is stale?
definenull: I prefer CABS: Cards that Affect Board State
RatherLargeToad: @girlpainting as the quality of low mana creatures has drastically improved the value of removal has gone down
MegaDosX:
But my sourdough 
JivanPal: "Standard" in the sense of "taught to newbies"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Everything is a bomb now, so it's just BBBBB
RockPusher:
Earthenone 
PorpoisesUnknown: It does have to be noted
Chartle: for me it's PGC: Pick Good Cards
singinnonsense: 1 foil damage
Bugberry: @JivanPal I remember Limited Resources recently talked about how BREAD is outdated.
LRRbot: Jeskai Devotee [1R] | Creature β Orc Monk [2/2] | Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / {1}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Starry-Eyed Skyrider [2W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gains flying until end of turn. / Attacking tokens you control have flying.
Cptasparagus: the new acronym is B.A.G.U.E.T.T.E.
Gyuumiiho: I prefer CRABS: Card reading are bad super
GirlPainting: so is it BEADR now? ^^
Paspantoute: foiled are too dark Classic
ztghostie: is it a foil +1/+1?
GreatGodOm: One of LR's first episodes was called Breaking brad.
Bugberry: That too, I just mean on a recent podcast they brought it up, so it's been recently mentioned.
GirlPainting: interresting
LRRbot: Teeming Dragonstorm [3W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create two 2/2 white Soldier creature tokens. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
GreatGodOm: Bread*
RatherLargeToad: BREADade sense when no one played 1 drops
JivanPal: There's a 2014 article on Wizards' site on Quadrant theory
ReachW: Quadrant Theory is another good read if you're looking to improve on card evaluation too.
ladyjessica: bread hasnβt been something LR has talked about since the first khans set
definenull: sadly cabs does not include card draw, which I feel must be somewhere in there
adept_nekomancer: @GirlPainting Maybe it's BEARD. Which means to pick the LoTR dwarves.
Rogue_07: Kenji was going ape for it
Fruan: Thicc Soldiers
BrowneePointz: the red one is busted
MegaDosX: A good example of a card affecting the board state
ztghostie: yeah, even if you only get to cast it twice it seems back breaking
Bugberry: I didn't mean that BREAD was only recently irrelevant, just that it came up.
GirlPainting: my last draft was in OG theros block
PorpoisesUnknown: A wheeler updated draft strategy video would go hard
LRRbot: Temur Devotee [1U] | Creature β Human Druid [3/3] | Defender / {1}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}. Activate only once each turn.
johnnylongtorso: will Final Fantasy have S.O.L.D.I.E.R. tokens?
micalovits: Wheeler is not a sane magic player though
definenull: beep boop?
oberon939: π΅ just another temur devoteeeeπ΅
hackingducks: mimosa brunch!
RatherLargeToad: @definenull valuing card draw is a more advanced skill. for newer players, you want to focus on the board state more until you get more experience
ChargingFurret: ping
Desruprot: a discord ping
MegaDosX: Also I just had the idea of Teeming Dragonstorm plus Maskwood Nexus and that tickles me
Blasteg: ping sound lmao
thraximore: ope
BronzePanda: LMAO i thought it was mine
TheWriterAleph:
got me
Arakasi01: That got me to check damn it
Rogue_07: Alright chat, who else checked?
Desruprot: I also checked mine
micalovits: Guilty
JivanPal: Linux or bust
LRRbot: Reigning Victor [{2/R}{2/W}{2/B}] | Creature β Orc Warrior [3/3] | Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
LathosTiran: its the ensuing enshitification of discord
EricTheOrange: sometimes Computers think they know better than you and just change things
thrythlind: my main RPG group is talking about abandoning Discord for Matrix
Grinnin_Gin: reigning victor is a good one
Fruan: The list of good software in 2025 is vanishingly small
PorpoisesUnknown: Who is Victor?
RockPusher: Was about to say Discord is better than Teams β it might just be Microsoft being badβ¦
LRRbot: Dirgur Island Dragon // Skimming Strike | Dirgur Island Dragon [5U] | Creature β Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Ward {2} // Skimming Strike [1U] | Instant β Omen | Tap up to one target creature. Draw a card.
cobthegreat: its raining victor?
micalovits: Ewwww Serge
PorpoisesUnknown: LMAO Paul
Desruprot: that dragon is also not a island
Rogue_07: @cobthegreat halelujah!
RockPusher: bork bork bork!
RatherLargeToad: durgudurgun
GirlPainting: smΓΆrebrΓΆd
MegaDosX: Draugr
JivanPal: Dirgur ner-mer-serse
mtvcdm: We've cobbled Discord to work for what we want it to do, perhaps other chat platforms will be available
Welbog: Skyrim zombies
MegaDosX: Because that's a thing from Norse mythology I believe
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LRRbot: Mystic Monastery | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.
Bugberry: Draugers, just like on Skyrim
EricTheOrange: Draugr is a norse mythology thing right?
micalovits: Like the nordic mythology indeed
LRRbot: Sonic Shrieker [2RWB] | Creature β Dragon [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life. If a player is dealt damage this way, they discard a card.
Grinnin_Gin: the cursed counterspell is amazing
BrowneePointz: Did you see the Deadpool bonus card is harmless offering with Gwen and Jeff the shark Graham?
Welbog: Sonic Shrieker, the evil twin of Silent Shrieker.
Grinnin_Gin: Blacker Lotus is a bonus card too
BronzePanda: The other bonus deadpool card is Blacker lotus, which is so weird lol
Bugberry: @MegaDosX yeah, and they have other weird effects like shapeshifting, so not your standard zombie.
Grinnin_Gin: sonic shrieker is amazing
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Did not know that, thanks!
Grinnin_Gin: I got a sonic shrieker underneath a mardu siegebreaker which was amazing
LRRbot: Descendant of Storms [W] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, it endures 1.
Bugberry: An arena with a Dragon and a dude shouting at each other makes me thing of Shadow of the Erde Tree
hackingducks: @BronzePanda it's deadpool, so, basically it's just un-cards
BrowneePointz: endure sausage(like andouille)
Cptasparagus: pass, eh?
Desruprot: drawing cards does help play the game
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
definenull: that effigy's back on the escalator again!
LRRbot: Static Snare [4W] | Enchantment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature. / When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
GirlPainting: wouldnΒ΄t it be cool for Arena, when sometimes tokens apear with an arm from the side handing it to you? ^^
micalovits: Would be perfect for an unset
micalovits: Or just an april fools!
LRRbot: Purging Stormbrood // Absorb Essence | Purging Stormbrood [4B] | Creature β Dragon [4/4] | Flying / WardβPay 2 life. / When this creature enters, remove all counters from up to one target creature. // Absorb Essence [1W] | Instant β Omen | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains lifelink and hexproof until end of turn.
AliceLovelin: The giant hand from the white boardwipe from eldraine could do it
Bugberry: @micalovits I know Alchemy is controversial, but I would love an Alchemy Un-set on Arena.
Xerodin: omen shuffle
Skye_Stryke: That dragon should be shuffled in
LRRbot: Magmatic Hellkite [2RR] | Creature β Dragon [4/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Its controller searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped with a stun counter on it, then shuffles.
Dog_of_Myth: Good dragon
Bugberry: Krenko's buzzcutter but better
Desruprot: Hellkite also has a counter
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Paul.
thedevil_risen1: Yes I think so
RangerAlpha7: Chandra's revolution stunned a land but stun counters weren't invented yet
Bugberry: They did Stun for lands on 2 cards back in Kaladesh/Shadows era.
thedevil_risen1: Really?
Blasteg: ping?
thedevil_risen1: Interesting
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, they tried tapped lands instead of land destruction a while back but that was before stun counters
Syntheticuh: they did the effect but it wasnt stunned
Bugberry: !card stensia innkeeper
LRRbot: Stensia Innkeeper [3R] | Creature β Vampire [3/3] | When this creature enters, tap target land an opponent controls. That land doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
LoadingReadyRun: "Wow look at this stunning view!"
MegaDosX: That dragon's gonna have a lot of food in Canlander
coriolis_storm: Youβve heard of a stunning panorama, but what about a stunned panorama?
MegaDosX: Given how many powerful nonbasic lands there are in the format
toast3dsmore: they never expect the free kill spell in draft
Bugberry: Stun counters are cool new tech
HadesLeprechaun: did you figure out for sure if the Cultivate Omen dragon makes you shuffle twice?
LRRbot: Feral Deathgorger // Dusk Sight | Feral Deathgorger [5B] | Creature β Dragon [3/5] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. // Dusk Sight [1B] | Sorcery β Omen | Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Draw a card.
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun isn't it the same as Green Sun Zenith?
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GirlPainting:
I would love to see non standard basic lands with abilitys. plains with vigilance, forrests with trample, swamps with menace, mountains with haste and islands with flying. on their own they do nothing, but some cards animate lands and that would be realy cool
BrowneePointz: bloomvine regent
MegaDosX: Real.
LoadingReadyRun: @HadesLeprechaun I think it specifically says to only shuffle once
niccus: are we? learning?
MegaDosX: !card bloomvine regent
LRRbot: Bloomvine Regent [3GG] | Creature β Dragon [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another Dragon you control enters, you gain 3 life.
EricTheOrange: Serge is a very selective reader
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you listen to other people, they might tell you you're wrong. Who wants to hear that?
RockPusher:
We roast Serge but we do it with love
ChargingFurret: the bloomvine regent reminder text is DIFFERENT from other omens
micalovits: Also mobilize?
Paspantoute: thanks for your services serge
definenull: Rroast coffee, not Serge
Grinnin_Gin: mobilize trigger
LRRbot: Zurgo's Vanguard [2R] | Creature β Dog Soldier [*/3] | Mobilize 1 / This creature's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
InfiniTokens: Serge is the base of all of our pyramids!
Bugberry: @GirlPainting maybe if they ever do Awaken again.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, i was thinking the aftermath spell, Reduce // Rubble for lands not untapping as opposed to land destruction
Blasteg: GG
HesGotNoPants: Shock shock shock
Grinnin_Gin: gg
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun The text for the omen in question is "Search your library for up to two basic Forest cards, reveal them, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle. (Also shuffle this card.)", so technically I think you're meant to shuffle twice, but I also imagine people are going to shortcut it
toast3dsmore: GG
JivanPal: Steamrolled
circusofkirkus: James & Mardu tokens sitting in a tree
LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature β Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.
anhakha: Serge was mardoomed
micalovits: M.U.R.D.E.R.I.N.G
JivanPal: M-O-B-I-L-I-Z-I-N-G
laikagoat: love the chicken
Grinnin_Gin: mardu siegebreaker is 1000% worth first picking imo
GirlPainting: Bugberry i could see it in a zendicar set in the future
BrowneePointz: the chickens!!!
MegaDosX: I don't see any harm in shuffling just once with the cultivate omen
ChargingFurret: @MegaDosX the thing is the other omens say "then shuffle" rather than "also shuffle" so i *think* you only shuffle once
toast3dsmore: I missed the drafting segment, who allβs in the lineup tonight?
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Since the other Omens that don't have search effects also say "also shuffle", I think that's a safe assumption.
GirlPainting: ok, its 3 am here...time for the horizontal draft for me now....see you all in the VOD o/ bye
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX ya, to me "Also shuffle this card" means shuffle once
Pharmacistjudge: what's tehe question here?
MegaDosX: @ChargingFurret That's true. Either way, I don't think there's any chance of someone getting priority between you finding your lands in resolving the spell and then shuffling the dragon into your deck, so there's no reason not to shortcut it even if you did have to shuffle separately
HadesLeprechaun: @Pharmacistjudge do you shuffle twice with the Omen that cultivates
A_Dub888: Magic.... The Gathering?
Ukon_Cairns: oh the cosis trickster question
MegaDosX: So end result is shuffle once in both directions, I think
Natedogg2: @HadesLeprechaun Yes, you technically shuffle twice. It's just like Green Sun's Zenith.
ChargingFurret: the only reason it would matter is psychic surgery stuff
Pharmacistjudge: by the game rules, you shuffle twice. I expect players to shortcut it to shuffle once
MegaDosX: And the judge has spoken
Bugberry: @MegaDosX feels kind of like it falls into the "graveyard order matters" camp where it technically can matter for things that care about when you shuffle, but those aren't common enough to matter.
Jadaris: At everything but, like, Comp REL I can't imagine anyone not shortcutting it
HadesLeprechaun: But yeah so Cosi's Trickster gets two counters, lol
definenull:
I expect myself to forget to shuffle the omen back and have to shuffle twice anyway
MegaDosX: I think if you're, like, playing against a River Song deck in Commander, you accept she triggers twice but just shuffle once for the sake of time
HadesLeprechaun: !card cosi's trickster
LRRbot: Cosi's Trickster [U] | Creature β Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Whenever an opponent shuffles their library, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
toast3dsmore: ever since the latest episode of scryfall roulette I havenβt been able to get the Frankensteinβs Monster card out of my head lol
anhakha: Might matter if someone has instant speed mill or something while the opponent has a "play with the top card revealed" effect.
ChargingFurret: @MegaDosX actually, river song only cares about searches, surveil or scry, so she only triggers once
MegaDosX: Oh true
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore Same era as All Hollows Eve. Early Magic was weird with flavor.
MegaDosX: Well then any other card that cares about shuffling I guess, let them trigger twice but just shuffle once for expediency
Jadaris: @toast3dsmore I'm so sad James didn't sneak Bonfire in as the last card in that episode
toast3dsmore: @bugberry Oh yeah! I really wanted All Hallowβs Eve for a halloween EDH deck but I couldnβt justify the reserve list prices lol
MegaDosX: @anhakha I don't think they'd get priority between the shuffles anyway, since it's all part of resolving the spell
Bugberry: !card all hollows eve
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
anhakha: Ah, fair.
toast3dsmore: hollows eve*
MegaDosX: !card all hallows eve
LRRbot: All Hallow's Eve [2BB] | Sorcery | Exile All Hallow's Eve with two scream counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is exiled with a scream counter on it, remove a scream counter from it. If there are no more scream counters on it, put it into your graveyard and each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.
ChargingFurret: the only thing that really matters is angle shooting with plays with top card revealed to get info, and cosi's trickster stuff
MegaDosX: Oh what the hell is that
toast3dsmore: itβs such a goofy mass reanimate
MegaDosX: That's a hilarious card
johnnylongtorso: a sorcery with counters, must be 1994
ChargingFurret: card from legends on the reserved list
toast3dsmore: the art on it is immaculate imo
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore this just reminded me how it was an inspiration for them doing Suspend back in the day. I was very new when Time Spiral released so it was kind of a dive into the deep end of magic design history.
anhakha: I think the reserved list might be doing everyone a favour by not reprinting that
RockPusher:
NotCainNorAbel:
TheWriterAleph: hi funkooooo
toast3dsmore: @bugberry Thatβs so cool!
MegaDosX: That is a vibrant beard
Earthenone: he generally hangs out in AU
anhakha: The beard is fantastic
toast3dsmore: funkoβs beard is so sweet
ChargingFurret: as always funko's beard is FANTASTIC
JivanPal: Hallo
Jaolen: Other IPs in my magic? NO WAY
definenull: the one (1) australian friend
MegaDosX: Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Cptasparagus: dont you have a moonbase bouncer?
JivanPal: Nice specs, Cam
Battzzaro:
desecrating the playmats with star wars
Bugberry: @johnnylongtorso look up Lightning Storm
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
NotCainNorAbel: strong start
Pharmacistjudge: the main time the shuffle twice might come up is when you have an effect that reveals the top card of your library, because after you shuffle your deck from getting the library, you have to reveal the top card, then shuffle again and reveal again.
johnnylongtorso: SWU players represent
definenull:
initiative is not in the set 
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LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
BrowneePointz: I still do
Pharmacistjudge: so shortcutting does deprive your opponent from information about your deck in that case.
Battzzaro: cam doing the flattering turn 1 play, bold move
LRRbot: Tranquil Cove | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
zombub: Funko the token Australian
BrowneePointz: Mon Cal are fun in the Fantasy Flight rpg as well
Bugberry: They are actually pretty badass in the lore, both Legends and new canon
LRRbot: Sultai Devotee [1G] | Creature β Zombie Snake Druid [2/1] | Deathtouch / {1}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}. Activate only once each turn.
anhakha: I wish he was a scarecrow rather than an elemental
BrowneePointz: Cameron weβve got to get you playing a Mon Cal character in Edge of the Empire/Age of Rebellion!
anhakha: Just a scarecrow on fire running through "ahhh! Help!" Then returns to hand.
LRRbot: Wingblade Disciple [2U] | Creature β Human Monk [2/2] | Flying / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
Pharmacistjudge: i loved the old Decipher Star Wars CCG....when they gave a name to practically every person that showed up on camera. Some of them stuck and became canon
LRRbot: Attuned Hunter [2G] | Creature β Human Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
johnnylongtorso: the Mon Calamari were peaceful and their ships were basically cruise ships that they converted into warships
Fruan: @Pharmacistjudge I believe technically every name they added was canon, it's just that outside of like 2 examples no one cared or noticed
coriolis_storm: My favourite fact about the Mon Cala are that their ships are just repurposed buildings from their underwater cities. They are literally capital ships!
seanmrwick: @johnnylongtorso tis true
RatherLargeToad: @pharmacistjudge I still have a couple boxes full of those cards from back then
LoadingReadyRun:
can't be that good a hunter, he missed 2 bears
RatherLargeToad: was a fun game
LRRbot: Meticulous Artisan [3R] | Creature β Djinn Artificer [3/3] | Prowess / When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
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Pharmacistjudge: I gave LRR a pack of Star Wars CCG for crack a pack. one day they might use it
ChargingFurret: i like to think that guy is hunting the thing that is hunting the bears
MegaDosX: Oh shit
MegaDosX: Literally thirty years ago
ChargingFurret: best way to play magic lol
thrythlind: I started around Arabian Nights and then quit at 2001
LRRbot: Gurmag Nightwatch [{2/B}{2/G}{2/U}] | Creature β Human Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put one of those cards back on top of your library. Put the rest into your graveyard.
circusofkirkus: wow they're just getting 30 year old sets in Australia? didn't realize they were that far away
toast3dsmore: i started with Lorwyn block lol
micalovits: Damn, Funko last played paper magic around when I was born - just to make you feel extra old
johnnylongtorso: didn't know they translated Magic cards into Australian
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore It's crazy to me how apparently people didn't like Kithkin. They also were technically on Dominaria first.
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Devoted Duelist [1R] | Creature β Goblin Monk [2/1] | Haste / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
insanecat6mtg: Just got back from my pre-release. Went 1-2 but they were very close matches. Lots of fun.
toast3dsmore: @bugberry People donβt like kithkin?! thatβ¦. that kinda checks out, they werenβt great - but flavor-wise I loved them!
Fruan: 558ish people
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At least 2
LoadingReadyRun: @insanecat6mtg nice!
aerohydra: there are dozens of us!
micalovits: I promise to not judge you to harshly
termi385: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters and 1 million cats apparently
micalovits: I love using the effigy just to get 2 spells cast
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @termi385 You assume all of them are watching.
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore I liked how their Thoughtweft made them the best choice for White's "characteristic" race like Goblins and Elves for Red and Green.
gnomebot1: I'm 62 and started playing in 95 and never stopped
micalovits: Also, the Devoted Duelist dying to Skeleton archer is very funny to me with that flavour text
micalovits: !card skeleton archer
LRRbot: Skeleton Archer [3B] | Creature β Skeleton Archer [3/3] | When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to any target.
toast3dsmore: @bugberry such a shame they didnβt stick around, at least we got Figure of Destiny (I was mildly obsessed with the card when I was likeβ¦ 10?)
LRRbot: Qarsi Revenant [1BB] | Creature β Vampire [3/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Renew β {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a lifelink counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore I think Lorwyn was also the last time we had traditional merfolk before Zendikar brought the legged ones.
ChargingFurret: vampire nighthawk wishes
toast3dsmore: RIP Ponderfolk
Cptasparagus: Do they tap mana the other way in Australia?
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
insanecat6mtg: Ooh! That card does work.
A_Dub888: James, you're sick (compliment)
LRRbot: Narset, Jeskai Waymaster [URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Monk [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw cards equal to the number of spells you've cast this turn.
definenull: Heurgh
circusofkirkus: flurry triggers
LRRbot: Glacial Dragonhunt [UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. / Harmonize {4}{U}{R}
LRRbot: Runescale Stormbrood // Chilling Screech | Runescale Stormbrood [3R] | Creature β Dragon [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell or a Dragon spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. // Chilling Screech [1U] | Instant β Omen | Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less.
Desruprot: dragon
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore Brigid was pretty cool. I wonder how long time will have passed since the original block when we return.
circusofkirkus: forgot to untap it
LRRbot: Sultai Devotee [1G] | Creature β Zombie Snake Druid [2/1] | Deathtouch / {1}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}. Activate only once each turn.
toast3dsmore: @bugberry Timelines are so funky in MTG, hopefully like 50 years to a century? just as old as it takes for Teeg to pass away so we donβt get a reprint /s
circusofkirkus: effigy bounce
chaostreader: ^
LRRbot: Dragon's Prey [2B] | Instant | This spell costs {2} more to cast if it targets a Dragon. / Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Dragon Sniper [G] | Creature β Human Archer [1/1] | Vigilance, reach, deathtouch
Desruprot: Narset did get value
Bugberry: @toast3dsmore I do remember that Teeg died in the original story.
hackingducks: that's a pretty disgusting 1/1
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
ChargingFurret: @toast3dsmore well, jace is on lorwyn, so unless time flows differently, it can't be that long
toast3dsmore: @bugberry My failing memory continues to be on brand, forgot Teeg died already lol
Pharmacistjudge: A clue! to the beach
LRRbot: Devoted Duelist [1R] | Creature β Goblin Monk [2/1] | Haste / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
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LRRbot: Twin Bolt [1R] | Instant | Twin Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
toast3dsmore: @chargingfurret True, maybe weβll get a kamigawa-esque glow-up and the kithkin will get tron bikes
micalovits: That sure was a flurry of spells
toast3dsmore: that was a wild game 1
rogerivany: Ovi just tied Gretzky if anyone cares about hockey here.
Desruprot: effigy says you get to flurry each turn
PorpoisesUnknown: Monks gonna monk
A_Dub888: JAAAAMMEESSS! Cameron hit Funko (in Magic)!
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Pharmacistjudge: i can tell funko plays arena
PorpoisesUnknown: Niceeeeee. Ggs ovi
backwardsgh0st: I hope Wayne stubs his toe
BrowneePointz: Good. Wayne deserves to fade into obscurity.
Pharmacistjudge: not knowing Bo3 format rules.
backwardsgh0st: Eat a bag of butts Wayne
LoadingReadyRun: There should also be a dragon pinger called "Dragonsniper"
BrowneePointz: Yep. I played competitively in the PokΓ©mon TCG when I was younger. They have always had a junior division and an adult division.
micalovits: My LGS has a kids pre-release for pokemon, and sometimes magic for that reason
BrowneePointz: Junior division was up until 14 I think and then adult division is after that
InfiniTokens: @backwardsgh0st How many butts come in a bag?
A_Dub888:
Yellowjacket 
toast3dsmore:
PorpoisesUnknown: I played PokΓ©mon as a young lad and I remember getting obliterated by an adult
micalovits: RIP YJ(In friday nights)
InfiniTokens: What is the minimum amount of butts to be considered a "bag"?
dutchmoose: A kid tried to cast Brainstorm in a modern FNM, was actually kinda funny
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cobthegreat: I always have the opposite experience when I play with kids i get my ass kicked very hard most of the time
Desruprot:
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: it takes two to make a thing go right
Bugberry: My first exposure to Magic was while camping in the Boy Scouts. They had Odyssey era stuff that looked so much edgier and cooler compared to my Pokemon and Yugioh cards.
toast3dsmore: keeping a mountain and an effigy so far has a solid track record
an_archist2: qwove
TheAwkes: There's kids who get brought to a tournament, and there's kids for whom the tournament format is their *special interest*.
LRRbot: Attuned Hunter [2G] | Creature β Human Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Desruprot: a 3/3 that blocks a 2/2 well
thraximore: hahaha just saw Cam's deck name
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
A_Dub888: Shenanigans is in this set??
LRRbot: Devoted Duelist [1R] | Creature β Goblin Monk [2/1] | Haste / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
BrowneePointz: duwul wats dis?
Mindfire13: Zana's Vanguard?
Rogue_07: Wheeler is watching, right?
A_Dub888: !card zada's vanguard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mindfire13: It was Zada's comething
A_Dub888: !card zada's commando
LRRbot: Zada's Commando [1R] | Creature β Goblin Archer Ally [2/1] | First strike / Cohort β {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Fleeting Effigy [R] | Creature β Elemental [2/2] | Haste / At the beginning of your end step, return this creature to its owner's hand. / 2{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
circusofkirkus: 2 damage
Desruprot: 1 damage twice?
LoadingReadyRun: is Devoted Duelist the only "Goblin Monk"?
Desruprot: its getting out of hand
Rogue_07: This is getting out of hand!
circusofkirkus: oh
johnnylongtorso: gee Cameron, how come your mom lets you have two Devoted Duelists?
LRRbot: Teval, Arbiter of Virtue [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β Spirit Dragon [6/6] | Flying, lifelink / Spells you cast have delve. / Whenever you cast a spell, you lose life equal to its mana value.
circusofkirkus: 6/6 lifelink flyer
Desruprot: uh
A_Dub888: technically correct
micalovits: Ewwww
toast3dsmore:
BrowneePointz: Sheβs a big pretty lady
PorpoisesUnknown: Welp...
InfiniTokens: Delve out of nowhere?
niccus: either extremely good or unusable, one of those
Desruprot: Sultai's first mechanic was Delve
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun it is the only Goblin Monk
A_Dub888: Wait, I thought Oki Oki was this morning?
Bruceski: Delve doesn't reduce the life paid, right?
Desruprot: correct
micalovits: !card zada's commando
LRRbot: Zada's Commando [1R] | Creature β Goblin Archer Ally [2/1] | First strike / Cohort β {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
micalovits: IS what Cam was thinking of
MallyxZero: @Bruceski it pays for 1 not reduce by1
circusofkirkus: the Qarsi flyer can leave your graveyard
Bugberry: Tombstalker is one of my favorite cards, but I had no idea how busted Delve would/was when it came out.
PorpoisesUnknown: Chat is always right. Unless we're wrong
A_Dub888: (don't ask how often we're wrong)
johnnylongtorso: @PorpoisesUnknown Chat gets one every week, this was it
Desruprot: the spirit dragons are strong by my understanding
NotCainNorAbel: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
BrowneePointz: so for chat and the players thanks to member of the community and creative text team Jaymic, Teval and Shiko are Female Dragons, Neriv is Male, Ureni is They/Them Nonbinary and Betor is βRoyal Weβ Agender/NB
LRRbot: Monastery Messenger [{2/U}{2/R}{2/W}] | Creature β Bird Scout [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature enters, put up to one target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard on top of your library.
A_Dub888: !birb
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PorpoisesUnknown: We've met the quota!
LRRbot: Whirlwing Stormbrood // Dynamic Soar | Whirlwing Stormbrood [4U] | Creature β Dragon [4/3] | Flash / Flying / You may cast sorcery spells and Dragon spells as though they had flash. // Dynamic Soar [2G] | Sorcery β Omen | Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
MDHWrites: Wait, can Cam actually cast that?
circusofkirkus: lose 3 life
Rogue_07: Funko, you should know your deckname has got the song stuck in my head.
Bugberry: lose 3, gain 9
r10pez10: !greetings
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r10pez10: i heard here there be dragons
Pharmacistjudge: flesh and blood you extremely rarely shuffle
dungeonmasteralek: Ditto Lorcana
BrowneePointz: it also makes also can we just talk about how cool that shark dragon looks?
BrowneePointz: Ope keyboard goofed me there
A_Dub888: on the flipside is Pokemon TCG which is like half tutors/shuffling
toast3dsmore:
that was such a cool dragon
circusofkirkus: Pokemon is oops all shuffling
Earthenone:
are you allowed to name other card games like this on fnpf? 
BrowneePointz: Teval is a cool lady
BrowneePointz: Wizards did not make that game. They just had distribution for the first several years.
circusofkirkus: get fact checked James
BrowneePointz: that game was also created in the 90s heavily inspired by magic so youβre not entirely wrong
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz You're a cool <person>
tehThane: richard garfield had a hand in the design of pokemon iirc
Pharmacistjudge: The main time you can't shortcut the shuffle easily if you have something like a future sight where the top card of your library is revealed
NotCainNorAbel: shuffle, I don't have that attention span
Pharmacistjudge: you have to technically, shuffle, reveal then shuffle again.
Cptasparagus: @Earthenone I was going to make a joke about card kingdom not caring, but I honestly didn't know they only sell MTG. The more you know!
MallyxZero: It matters that you shuffle twice with cosi's trickster
toast3dsmore: trying to shuffle a double sleeved EDH deck is the true hell /s
Pharmacistjudge: so often it's. shuffle, reveal a card midway, continue shuffling.
micalovits: Fetch lands is the biggest offender, I have played some standard paper lately and it is nice not to fetch every turn almost
LRRbot: Devoted Duelist [1R] | Creature β Goblin Monk [2/1] | Haste / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Sultai Monument [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Swamp, Forest, or Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {2}{B}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create two 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.
Gekyouryuu: oh, dang, I missed the draft AND the first round? dinger.
toast3dsmore: the monument cycle has been pretty cool so far, I loved Jamesβ monument last round
NotCainNorAbel:
Gekyouryuu: reporting from Prerelease, where I went Mardu, got Zurgo in my seeded pack and Neriv in an actual pack, and I'm currently 2-0
micalovits: Worry not, James said he would draft mardu, did, and then mardued all over
Dog_of_Myth: It was a great episode
NotCainNorAbel: cliff hanger!
Dog_of_Myth: But they all have been great
BrowneePointz: but yea Magic and Pokemon and Yugioh all have shuffling and they were all designed in the 90s
LRRbot: Gurmag Nightwatch [{2/B}{2/G}{2/U}] | Creature β Human Ranger [3/3] | When this creature enters, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put one of those cards back on top of your library. Put the rest into your graveyard.
NotCainNorAbel: I loved the Adam/Ben interaction. Very Tuesday Night
rogerivany: I need to watch after this.
BrowneePointz: it goes on top of deck not hand Funk
Syntheticuh: top of library, not hand!
Syntheticuh: i made that mistake earlier
RatherLargeToad: kind of cultish
LRRbot: Meticulous Artisan [3R] | Creature β Djinn Artificer [3/3] | Prowess / When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
zombub:
Iβm curious, did they try putting Admiral Ackbar on the card reader? 
knightWarrior82: thank you @syntheticuh
Syntheticuh:
no worries! i read it as hand so many times myself
circusofkirkus: treasure token?
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Bugberry: It can Kind of be like putting cards in your hand if the 2 cards you bin have Renew/Harmonize
nevyn666: treasure token from last tunr
MegaDosX: Just chuck James a $5 note and I'm sure he can give you a treasure
LRRbot: Unrooted Ancestor [2B] | Creature β Spirit Cleric [3/2] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
LRRbot: Twin Bolt [1R] | Instant | Twin Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
BrowneePointz: oh yea! chat I got to bust out the Bello precon this week, AND draw 18 cards off my own Grothama! I took 18 damage from a Fate Unraveler but still worth it!
LRRbot: Sultai Devotee [1G] | Creature β Zombie Snake Druid [2/1] | Deathtouch / {1}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}. Activate only once each turn.
aaronchpmn: So late to the party (it's only 9:30am) but solid choice of sleeves Funko!
micalovits: @BrowneePointz #Value!
BrowneePointz: I still ended up winning cuz 18 cards is 18 cards lol @micalovits
johnnylongtorso: has anyone done "Mardu Valley"?
Rogue_07: Funko, your deckname got the song stuck in my head
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery β Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
letsbelgo: Tatyova, Benthic Druid TBD
A_Dub888:
and the omen says "to hand" right? 
adambomb625: Hey, this one double shuffles too!
LRRbot: Glacial Dragonhunt [UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. / Harmonize {4}{U}{R}
RangerAlpha7: nonland
Bugberry: no damage
laikagoat: nonland
Blasteg: 4G fir a 3/3 seems... underwhelming
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah but it ramps with the omen and a bit of life gain
MegaDosX: It's a common with a land tutor stapled to it
micalovits: @Dog_of_Myth Don't do a serge! Fixes, not ramps
Rogue_07: @blasteg it's a bit below rate, but the flexibility of modal cards is not to be underestimated
Bugberry: @Blasteg 3/3 flyer, and Green is supposed to be the worst at flying.
LRRbot: Rakshasa's Bargain [{2/B}{2/G}{2/U}] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: @micalovits sorry fixes.
MegaDosX: The Cultivate differential omen ramps, this one just tutors a basic to your hand
LRRbot: Unending Whisper [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. / Harmonize {5}{U}
Dog_of_Myth:
And now Chat turns on me.
micalovits:
! mostly just wanted do dunk on serge because I am a terrible human being
LRRbot: Whirlwing Stormbrood // Dynamic Soar | Whirlwing Stormbrood [4U] | Creature β Dragon [4/3] | Flash / Flying / You may cast sorcery spells and Dragon spells as though they had flash. // Dynamic Soar [2G] | Sorcery β Omen | Put three +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fluury: No triggers.
LRRbot: Narset's Rebuke [4R] | Instant | Narset's Rebuke deals 5 damage to target creature. Add {U}{R}{W}. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Bugberry: exiled too
Pharmacistjudge: Correct
Natedogg2: Omen goes to the graveyard, not shuffled into the library
PorpoisesUnknown: And funko owes can $5
circusofkirkus: not much
circusofkirkus: it's unfortunate
MegaDosX: The adventure art is slightly different
Bugberry: Adventure has the book aesthetic
hackingducks: no, they're the exact same.
Jaolen: it doesnβt have the book format right?
hackingducks:
it should've been different
johnnylongtorso: should've put it on the right side of the card
Mindfire13: Adventures look like books
MegaDosX: The adventure art looks like a book
LRRbot: Runescale Stormbrood // Chilling Screech | Runescale Stormbrood [3R] | Creature β Dragon [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell or a Dragon spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. // Chilling Screech [1U] | Instant β Omen | Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less.
QuixoticScrivener: thick dragonauts
RangerAlpha7: The original adventures are a bit book-y but i dunno if they continued with that
rogerivany: Why did they give an ability word the same name as a card. Everytime I hear harmonize I expect someone to draw 3 cards.
micalovits: Yea, the text box of adventures is slightly book like
RatherLargeToad: the adventures have a book binding design on the middle, but itβs subtle
Pharmacistjudge: I think they should have flipped it. the Omen side should have been the the right side.
MegaDosX: As an example, this is Beanstalk Wurm
SkiaSymphonia: @Pharmacistjudge esp with both in standard rn
Bugberry: The DND set Adventure cards also had the book aesthetic.
circusofkirkus: behold your dragon
RangerAlpha7: You may only behold your own dragons. Other people
RatherLargeToad: maybe they could have rounded the corners of the omen or something
RangerAlpha7: 's dragons are scary
micalovits: I mean, just like we have different kind of split cards in rooms and normal splits and splits with fuse
Bionull: As a player, I refuse to learn
LRRbot: Piercing Exhale [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker. If a Dragon was beheld, surveil 2.
Bugberry: Cases and Classes look a lot like Sagas, but they are different enough to most people.
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micalovits: Sure works!
SkiaSymphonia: You can behold your opponent's dragon only with explicit, enthusiastic consent
LRRbot: Tranquil Cove | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
MegaDosX: Rhinoceros dragon!
Bugberry: @micalovits when split cards returned in GRN, I remember a lot of people were used to Fuse that thought they could do that with those.
LRRbot: Glacial Dragonhunt [UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. / Harmonize {4}{U}{R}
RangerAlpha7: You don't have to loot if you don't want to btw cameron
RangerAlpha7: you can just draw
johnnylongtorso: @Bugberry well, I don't think anyone has to worry about cases coming back anytime soon
evil_h2o_elf: @Bugberry they do have the pics and images on different sides tho
QuixoticScrivener: you don't have to discard
LRRbot: Alesha's Legacy [1B] | Instant | Target creature you control gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
Bugberry: @johnnylongtorso sure, I just don't recall their look being an issue.
circusofkirkus: double deathtouch
NarishmaReborn: love that double deathtouch
micalovits: Does that give it phage touch?
PorpoisesUnknown: Double deathouch should do something
zombub: Thatβs a load bearing zombie snake druid!
evil_h2o_elf: @evil_h2o_elf oh no, I am wrong, sagas are on the other side.
johnnylongtorso: well, a double deathtouch on you!
micalovits: Or just the anti planeswalker deathtouch that some things have
Pharmacistjudge: Is Alesha's Legacy the best "call an ambulance but not for me" card?
Bugberry: @evil_h2o_elf that's a big part, I'm just curious how much would need to be changed to reduce the confusion.
LRRbot: Dragon Sniper [G] | Creature β Human Archer [1/1] | Vigilance, reach, deathtouch
Natedogg2: There's your dragonsniper
toast3dsmore: thatβs such a wild set of keywords to give a 1 drop
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge mechanically? I think we've seen the exact card a couple other times recently.
QuixoticScrivener: does the token scan?
public_key_reveal_party: when we get a dragon archer, will it be called "human sniper"?
johnnylongtorso: Sniper Dragon
KaiKasume: ngl the new femur mechanic Harmonize is pure gas
LRRbot: Teval, Arbiter of Virtue [2BGU] | Legendary Creature β Spirit Dragon [6/6] | Flying, lifelink / Spells you cast have delve. / Whenever you cast a spell, you lose life equal to its mana value.
circusofkirkus: well now we can delve a ton
public_key_reveal_party: I read that as "arbiter of value"
LRRbot: Dragonclaw Strike [{2/U}{2/R}{2/G}] | Sorcery | Double the power and toughness of target creature you control until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls.
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge I think the first was Battle-Rage Blessing
ShaneLeeAtk: Shower Dragon signs like a Mega Man Robot Master
johnnylongtorso: @public_key_reveal_party welcome to the arbiter of values!
QuixoticScrivener: prowess
micalovits: Isn't cam's an 8/8?
definenull: value!
ztghostie: bro Taval just took an uppercut and fell over
definenull: NO!
BrowneePointz: Dragonclaw strike is a very real removal spell
LRRbot: Dragon's Prey [2B] | Instant | This spell costs {2} more to cast if it targets a Dragon. / Destroy target creature.
circusofkirkus:
lose 3
Bugberry: murder you say?
Blasteg: F
ArtemisHuntress: murder most fowl
micalovits: F
zombub: What a roller coaster
Cptasparagus: what year is it
circusofkirkus: no the fight was a sorcery
62MGcobra: hahaha
tehThane: @LoadingReadyRun are y'all gonna talk about some of the bts stuff during the watch-along. the games seem like a fun puzzle to write something realistic that fits the narrative of the episode
circusofkirkus: wow Funko not even delving for flex
ztghostie:
What is even happening
definenull: magic's hard yall
attackllama31: they call him funko cause that beard really pops
knightWarrior82: still a good play Cameron
definenull: ggs!
Bugberry: Didn't need to Delve
toast3dsmore: GG!
BrowneePointz: She is a very absurd, powerful lady
Earthenone:
winning first paper game in 30 years
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Blasteg: that was a good turn
toast3dsmore:
funkoβs a free win, but not for you
62MGcobra:
definenull: 2 bens! what a treat
toast3dsmore: 2 bens! canβt be beat
Juliamon: Don't forget to check out the store
Juliamon: !sale
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LoadingReadyRun: how exactly is Teval "Arbitrating Virtue"?
toast3dsmore: Very carefully
definenull: it arbitrates virtue towards themselves
BrowneePointz: if I remember correctly, sheβs the final arbitrator in all disputes for the Sultai
tehThane: if you survive youre virtuous, if not...
public_key_reveal_party: Teval, attourney at law
toast3dsmore: βDragon-mom, he took my cookie!β gets hit for 6 damage in the air
BrowneePointz: excuse you, sheβs a judge
Gekyouryuu: question, chat: I know Betor is Royal "We", Neriv is "He/Him", Shiko is "She/Her", and then one of the other two is also "She/Her" while one is "They/Them" but which was which?
BrowneePointz: Teval and shiko are she her
BrowneePointz: neriv is he him, ureni is NB they/them
Gekyouryuu: ok, I thought so, ty
Gekyouryuu: just wanted to be sure
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Dog_of_Myth:
toast3dsmore: my fingers are crossed that the next cardkingdom button will be Wheelerβs suggestion of βWhatβs in your Wumpus?β
Syntheticuh: POGGIFERS!
t7112: wow
circusofkirkus: where's his tan
micalovits: And I am awake! Hello Wheeler
ghizmou: you spooked me
Xerodin: love the energy
DeM0nFiRe:
TheWriterAleph: oh no BBEG!Wheeler has invaded the moonbase
PorpoisesUnknown: Ohhh pogggifers
Voidhawk42: YUGI BOY
Syntheticuh: the laugh through that episode was INCREDIBLE
DeM0nFiRe: How come we dont have a PaulChamp emote?
Xerodin: archenemy planechase commander prerelease
circusofkirkus: LMAO
toast3dsmore: itβs ben, one week since ya draft with me
LRRbot: Ainok Wayfarer [1G] | Creature β Dog Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
definenull: doggo!
micalovits: Non land, all dog
chriswr5: ain no way finder
johnnylongtorso: the hot new magic format, nonelander
LRRbot: Embermouth Sentinel [2] | Artifact Creature β Chimera [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. If you control a Dragon, put that card onto the battlefield tapped instead.
micalovits: To real Wheeler, to real
tehThane: i thought nun land was on saturday
toast3dsmore: not the LGS cut! nooo!
an_archist2: dragon my beel
Bugberry: dragster
MegaDosX: The natural Abzan
ArtemisHuntress: i was wondering that exact same thing
chriswr5: Dragon Mobile, the omniverse's fastest 5G network
johnnylongtorso: dragon mo-bee-lay
LRRbot: Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan [WBG] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | Trample / Whenever Felothar enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a nonland permanent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Voidhawk42: You mean twitch streams? lol gottem
MegaDosX: Oh.
definenull: greetings, fellow thars
MegaDosX: Ben not sacrificing a nonland permanent, missed value
MegaDosX:
circusofkirkus: big natural abzans
LoadingReadyRun: Felothar is this set's "EACH?" card
LRRbot: Osseous Exhale [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. / Osseous Exhale deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If a Dragon was beheld, you gain 2 life.
Bugberry: bone breath
public_key_reveal_party: I can wait to have graham say "greetings, you fellow thars" when cracking a pack
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery β Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun "What do you mean it says /each/?!?"
micalovits: Nice dragon
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Ben, this is supposed to be draft not constructed
Ukon_Cairns: bone breath does sound like it would hinder understanding
knightWarrior82: didnβt she get 2 before
Bugberry: Block Constructed
LRRbot: Dragonback Lancer [3W] | Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Mobilize 1
micalovits: I am not sure Felothar is good enough to see standard play
LRRbot: Dragon's Prey [2B] | Instant | This spell costs {2} more to cast if it targets a Dragon. / Destroy target creature.
definenull: A
public_key_reveal_party: does it lance dragons' backs, or from dragon's backs?
Voidhawk42: To the tune of Paperback Writer
MegaDosX:
BrowneePointz: probably not. @micalovits
LRRbot: Skirmish Rhino [WBG] | Creature β Rhino [3/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
ReachW: Tarkir Dragonstorm Shared Box Constructed.
Dog_of_Myth: Rhino!
micalovits: The Rhino though!
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LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
Bugberry: Love Green fight spells with wrestling moves
MegaDosX: Abzan go punch
Paspantoute:
stone cold stunner 
dungeonmasteralek: Is the bus still running?
definenull: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery β Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LathosTiran: imagine a flagpole aside a castle......
LRRbot: Host of the Hereafter [2BG] | Creature β Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
MegaDosX: Oh this card's cool
public_key_reveal_party: that is sick art
definenull: thwomp.wav
Xerodin: can we get the laugh again?
MegaDosX:
NotCainNorAbel:
500
superdude097:
500 Dance monkey
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Snapped right off lmao
Xerodin:
500 thanks
toast3dsmore: its that easy folks
definenull: chat will call your bluff
micalovits:
1000 Does this get a Laugh?
NotCainNorAbel: sure are
ReachW: It's true
circusofkirkus: "character"
Fruan: "character"
Fruan: @circusofkirkus High-five!
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
circusofkirkus:
@Fruan drift compatible
Voidhawk42: Are you sure? That's 90% of his personality
Veshnikard: Oh so wheeler pays his taxes
definenull: OUT
MegaDosX: Oh wow
public_key_reveal_party: was that wheeler as a dark souls character?
DeM0nFiRe: The laugh is so good
Xerodin: 10/10
Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
kjart: ππ
circusofkirkus: clip that
MegaDosX: Get dragged Jimmy Carr
nevyn666: so what if jimmy carr was funny?
circusofkirkus: and send it to the canadian authorities
BrowneePointz: He also doesnβt smile when he laughs
Pax0: Wheeler, you ate that episode whole. Amazing job!
ReachW: Can you even pay taxes on store credit?
BrowneePointz: Itβs incredibly unsettling
Voidhawk42: The anime villain arc was unexpected but absolutely amazing
Pax0: (Ben and Adam's sandwich adventure was great too!)
LathosTiran: @ReachW unrealized gains, so tax free?
Dog_of_Myth:
1000 I'm down.
Dog_of_Myth: Your call
MegaDosX: Oh no
Xerodin:
500 how much for that painting?
definenull: oh no
circusofkirkus: where was the saxophone
MegaDosX: Wow
TheWriterAleph: a+, no notes
Dog_of_Myth:
ArtemisHuntress: uh
Blasteg: no they meant they want you call them, from say a phone
Salvulant: hahaHAAA
Blasteg: (jk)
Xerodin: point of order is no notes not in itself a note?
an_archist2: chandler? i love that magic card
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hidingbox: Wheeler being evil? I'm shocked, shocked I say! I'm not that shocked.
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public_key_reveal_party: get in of out hot eat the food
vinewood_og: Could you be any more impeached?
LathosTiran: does a set of all sets.....
LRRbot: Corroding Dragonstorm [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
knightWarrior82: wheeler can you teach me how to make money like you lol
LRRbot: Great Arashin City | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.
BrowneePointz: I canβt wait to do very dumb things with the red one in other formats
MegaDosX: Evil Doink!
LRRbot: Reputable Merchant [{2/W}{2/B}{2/G}] | Creature β Human Citizen [2/2] | When this creature enters or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
MegaDosX: There's also dragon turtles
LRRbot: Blossoming Sands | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Bugberry: And Lion Turtles
LRRbot: Venerated Stormsinger [3B] | Creature β Orc Cleric [3/3] | Mobilize 1 / Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Yathan Roadwatcher [1WBG] | Creature β Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
definenull: gamba!
Gadora: Is the trick that basics are pretty dang playable?
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
circusofkirkus: oof
MegaDosX: Oooooof
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
micalovits: James?
dm818: well good that you didn't draw them
dutchmoose: It was worse to draw those tbh
MegaDosX: I mean that's fair too
MegaDosX: Now you're not drawing lands four turns in a row
dutchmoose: Not four in a row though
ghizmou: yathan, I have bad news, there's a big pink storm coming, oh wait that's my thumb !
LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
DoomBringerIL: got back from my pre-rls.. went 5-1.... mardu rocks!!
LoadingReadyRun: @DoomBringerIL nice!
LRRbot: Armament Dragon [3WBG] | Creature β Dragon [3/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
BrowneePointz: armament corps, but dragon!
definenull: this format seems great
Bugberry: !card Armament Corps
LRRbot: Armament Corps [2WBG] | Creature β Human Soldier [4/4] | When this creature enters, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
BrowneePointz: This card seems sweet, and has cool art
LRRbot: Skirmish Rhino [WBG] | Creature β Rhino [3/4] | Trample / When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LoadingReadyRun: Skrhino!
omniep1c: On the board is skirt-skirts. On the life totals it hurt-hurts
LRRbot: Abzan Devotee [1B] | Creature β Dog Cleric [2/1] | {1}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}. Activate only once each turn. / {2}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Reputable Merchant [{2/W}{2/B}{2/G}] | Creature β Human Citizen [2/2] | When this creature enters or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
BrowneePointz: Itβs turtles all the way down!
johnnylongtorso: hello, my good friend Ea-Nasir
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
micalovits: What is this dog on dog violence???
Dog_of_Myth: Big Tort
MegaDosX: Damnit now I want cake
LoadingReadyRun: Do Skirmish Rhinos grow up to be Siege Rhinos or are they a different sub-species?
plaidanddrpepper: bigger than befort
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery β Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: different species now
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun It's a pre-evolution
DoomBringerIL: Sneakskin veil is common??? the fuck?
BrowneePointz: it has draconic features
MechaKuuga: Woah
Fruan: @LoadingReadyRun I would generally feel that a skirmish developing into a seige is a failure on a strategic level, but the Azban might feel differently.
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
DoomBringerIL:
Illnios = Israel but sure
Mindfire13: It was uncommon when it was in the Mystical Archive
LRRbot: Corroding Dragonstorm [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
definenull:
gain 2 cards? that's cracked 
Bugberry: You gain 2 additional cards!
DoomBringerIL: @Mindfire13 also in foundations hence my confusion
RangerAlpha7: That's a glasses superpower, the farther away the card gets, the better it gets
LRRbot: Cruel Truths [3B] | Instant | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.
Tiber727: @definenull Not just draw, but gain. Like the game shop has to give you 2 cards,
LRRbot: Traveling Botanist [1G] | Creature β Dog Scout [2/3] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it into your graveyard.
Mr_Horrible:
damn, wasted surveil
definenull: aww that doggo is so cool
Mr_Horrible: so it explores without the counter?
MegaDosX: !card notion rain
LRRbot: Notion Rain [1UB] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw two cards. Notion Rain deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Riling Dawnbreaker // Signaling Roar | Riling Dawnbreaker [4W] | Creature β Dragon [3/4] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. // Signaling Roar [1W] | Sorcery β Omen | Create a 2/2 white Soldier creature token.
MegaDosX: Reminds me of Notion Rain a bit
definenull: sheesh
LRRbot: Corroding Dragonstorm [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
micalovits: The same. Dragon storm
MegaDosX:
Cori's enjoying herself 
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible technically you can put the land into the graveyard, if you care about that for some reason, where as Explore puts it in hand automatically.
definenull: cori's engine is so good
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry ah, fair
LRRbot: Reputable Merchant [{2/W}{2/B}{2/G}] | Creature β Human Citizen [2/2] | When this creature enters or dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Bionull: Surveilling to the top didn't help Ben, so it can't be good for Cori either
LRRbot: Armament Dragon [3WBG] | Creature β Dragon [3/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
Mr_Horrible: me when my dragon arms a mint
definenull: OOFA
LRRbot: Sarkhan's Resolve [1G] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / β’ Destroy target creature with flying.
KWardJenx: Cori!
micalovits: That was a good call to top that!
Mr_Horrible: wow, some dragon-lover this Sarkhan fella is
fvillarrealdev: what a draw!
rogerivany:
How did she know?
definenull: even a +3/+3 trick is good
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible cuteness aggression, gets to all of us.
DoomBringerIL: NOT BAD CORI
Mr_Horrible: Cori plays in the "now", Ben
dekutula: wasn't it "another target creature"?
oakmilkcharlotte: is this sealed? Or did they build flushed out decks?
micalovits: Draft
iPsyop: Wheeler being evil still ?
Xerodin: i never got an answer how much for the painting?
InfiniTokens: Mimicking seal noises is what I subscribe for
oakmilkcharlotte:
@micalovits thanks
superdude097:
500 what are each of your favorite colours? Not in Magic, in general
DoomBringerIL: while i have u both the closing of the PPR was soooo good..... well done!
circusofkirkus: SKOL
chriswr5:
SKOL
MegaDosX: Wheeler!
dekutula: lmao
Blasteg: is transparent a color?
MegaDosX: You can't swear on a Magic stream!
InfiniTokens: You said dog poop earlier AND just now.
chriswr5: my favorite color is gameboy color transparent purple
superdude097: Green
iPsyop: purple
dekutula: green
platinum_groove: you
shushu2539: greenh
ghostihosti: chartreuse
InfiniTokens: Crimson!
BronzePanda: Cobalt blue
BrowneePointz: cloaca: the unfriendly butthole
NotCainNorAbel: Midnight Blue
dekutula: lime
omniep1c: light shade of black
goombalax: partial to orange
knightWarrior82: black and green
vinewood_og: Purple
superdude097: Ooo, Orange
Xerodin: dark forest green and thunderstorm blue
shushu2539: orange
fvillarrealdev: gray
toast3dsmore: Bottle gnomes
somebasil: Purple
MegaDosX: Aquamarine
KWardJenx: Gray
dm818: chartreuse
micalovits: Magenta, the fake colour
frameshifty: electric pink
DarthRagnar815:
Purple
attackllama31: teal
Voidhawk42: Does silver count? Or is that artifacts?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Silver blue
ThirdGames: Purple, but pink has been growing on me
TheAwkes: <
foopoiuyt: beige
omniep1c: neon black
DeM0nFiRe: The fact that there's no Macaroni & Cheese mana in mtg is bullshit
thrythlind: mixes, green+brown (tree), white/silver+black/midnight blue, red+white+black
ThirdGames: Oh I have! They give me hormones!
micalovits: Artifacts is still mud brown
ThirdGames:
Bugberry: Purple was supposedly the color they thought about doing for Planar Chaos' "alternate timeline" theme.
Blasteg: is Phyrexian a color?
LRRbot: Great Arashin City | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token.
LRRbot: Abzan Monument [2] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic Plains, Swamp, or Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create an X/X white Spirit creature token, where X is the greatest toughness among creatures you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
thrythlind: I don't have specific favorite colors, basically, I like specific color mixes that evoke things like night sky, trees, etc... and I lean toward cool colors, except red... because vampires...
thrythlind: but blood is cool... sometimes
DoomBringerIL: is missy a profesh Actour?
BronzePanda: Fergie stopped singing i think
BrowneePointz: Iβm kind of a fan of the mullberry/jam/boysenberry red-purples
WiJohn: He's my suncle
LRRbot: Champion of Dusan [2G] | Creature β Human Warrior [4/2] | Trample / Renew β {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter and a trample counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: LMFAO apparently began an indefinite hiatus back in 2012
LRRbot: Rainveil Rejuvenator [3G] | Creature β Elephant Druid [2/4] | When this creature enters, you may mill three cards. / {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to this creature's power.
chriswr5: @MegaDosX yeah that's about when i started getting depressed too
johnnylongtorso: someone's gonna have a mortgage payment due and nothing in the bank
toast3dsmore:
isnβt 2012 when Party Rock came out?
LRRbot: Nightblade Brigade [2B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Deathtouch / Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, surveil 1.
rosesmcgee: Go out while you're on top, that's the way to do it. Or maybe after a bit too long
WizardDanceParty: I don't like Party Rock Anthem being almost 15 years old
r10pez10: party rock is in the something something
goombalax: theyre riding the part rock royalties forever
toast3dsmore: party ratthew in the draft tonight~
LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
LRRbot: Yathan Roadwatcher [1WBG] | Creature β Human Scout [3/3] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, mill four cards. When you do, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Lasyd Prowler [2GG] | Creature β Snake Ranger [5/5] | When this creature enters, you may mill cards equal to the number of lands you control. / Renew β {1}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: Lasyd. like the ff14 song!?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought Ben said lamps not lands.
Bugberry: Not quite Bramblebud Farmer but close enough.
toast3dsmore: They never teach that lmfao went to vietnam anymore smh
adept_nekomancer: You can mill if you want to, you can leave your lands behind...
micalovits:
Only a coward doesn't self mill
WizardDanceParty: The Dreaded Day Star!?
Pharmacistjudge: vietnam?
Mindfire13: Ben a vampire confiremd?
LoadingReadyRun: @toast3dsmore not for the war, they just performed a concert there
LRRbot: Corroding Dragonstorm [1B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Surveil 2. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
toast3dsmore: @loadingreadyrun itβs such an unfortunate mix-up by their PR
SonofThoth: Ben takes six, the creature had trample deathtouch
LRRbot: Ainok Wayfarer [1G] | Creature β Dog Scout [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
SonofThoth: Oop sorry I can't math
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
micalovits: Math is for blockers, not for chat
BrowneePointz: luckily Wheeler can
LRRbot: Trade Route Envoy [3G] | Creature β Dog Soldier [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card if you control a creature with a counter on it. If you don't draw a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
chriswr5: what da dog doing
Blasteg: uh Ben
Blasteg: You wanna take that again
toast3dsmore: the dog is party rocking in tarkir tonight
Blasteg: I hear Dong
micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LRRbot: Osseous Exhale [1W] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. / Osseous Exhale deals 5 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If a Dragon was beheld, you gain 2 life.
definenull: im so glad this set added so many good doggos
MegaDosX: I hear it explains the card
LRRbot: Riling Dawnbreaker // Signaling Roar | Riling Dawnbreaker [4W] | Creature β Dragon [3/4] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. // Signaling Roar [1W] | Sorcery β Omen | Create a 2/2 white Soldier creature token.
Diabore: hi hello i am here, any big bombs?
thrythlind: Has Let's Nope ever played Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem? (or are they able to given how hard it is to find a copy of that game outside emulation)
Cptasparagus: @Diabore there arent bombs anymore, theres just 100 pushed rares and uncommons
LRRbot: Trade Route Envoy [3G] | Creature β Dog Soldier [4/3] | When this creature enters, draw a card if you control a creature with a counter on it. If you don't draw a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Sarkhan's Resolve [1G] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / β’ Destroy target creature with flying.
goombalax: @Cptasparagus I get the message but also hoof is in this format
Diabore: @Cptasparagus disagree, my prelease shows ureni is a massive bomb
LRRbot: Kin-Tree Nurturer [2B] | Creature β Human Druid [2/1] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, it endures 1.
BrowneePointz: Ureni hoof and Ugin and Elspeth are absolutely bombs
toast3dsmore: new elspeth feels insane
jspencer91: I splashed Elspeth in my Temur deck. Never got o double my elephant tokens, but I did get to make them into 6/6 fliers
micalovits: @thrythlind At least once! Though probably not finished since I could only find 1 old stream
Bugberry: @Cptasparagus there are still individually strong cards that can change the coarse of a game. There are also still good commons.
toast3dsmore: iβm really excited for that RUG snapcaster that got showed off in the set review
thrythlind: @micalovits cool
BrowneePointz: Songcrafter Mage
LRRbot: Dragonback Lancer [3W] | Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Mobilize 1
Diabore: @toast3dsmore also had that in prerelease, its so good
toast3dsmore: @diabore figured it would be, seems real solid
LRRbot: Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan [WBG] | Legendary Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | Trample / Whenever Felothar enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a nonland permanent. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
toast3dsmore: Combat Tricks McGee always has a berserk up their sleeve
definenull: manna manna?
InfiniTokens: Does anyone not agreen?
circusofkirkus: harmonize only reduces colorles
toast3dsmore: i know theyβve been around a while but I will never vibe with 1/1 spirits without flying
omniep1c: Harmonize the Hoof!
KaiKasume: armament dragon?
definenull: choo choo
LRRbot: Nature's Rhythm [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Harmonize {X}{G}{G}{G}{G}
circusofkirkus: harmonize only reduces generic mana
definenull: inb4 hoof
dm818: does he have 4 green?
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature β Beast [5/5] | Haste / When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
ztghostie: math is for blockers BABY
MegaDosX: Hoof there it is
definenull: there it is
omniep1c: the creature taps for 4 green
Dog_of_Myth: Hoof there it is
micalovits: Eeewww
circusofkirkus: @omniep1c harmonize only reduces generic
MegaDosX: Also trample
SonofThoth: And the creature he tapped innately taps for four g
micalovits: @circusofkirkus Yes, but the creature litteraly taps for 4g
omniep1c: @circusofkirkus the creature t: GGGG
chriswr5: moment's peace special guest
circusofkirkus: @micalovits ahhh I see
definenull: ggs ggs ggs
circusofkirkus:
don't listen to me
Balaur1135: houphe du crater?
micalovits: Taps equal to its power pretty much
WiJohn: Sums to hoof
MegaDosX: Hoof gives trample
toast3dsmore: olβ reliable
ztghostie: did you know that craterhoof has hsate
insanecat6mtg:
MegaDosX: Sometimes you just Hoof
toast3dsmore: that was such a close game up until the hoof, GG
micalovits: Sometimes you just get to turtor for hoof
Blasteg: that's a bomb in itslef
definenull: todayy~
rogerivany: I need to watch checkpoint too.
BrowneePointz: There was none this week
definenull: got bad news buddy
LoadingReadyRun:
Ian and Cameron did join me on Chillpoint, though
micalovits: No important video game news this week, so no checkpoint. Surely nothing important was announced
Diabore: hell yeah more repo
Pheonix888:
dm818: no temur drafters?
Diabore: no temur? im insulted on behalf of it
LRRbot: Shock Brigade [1R] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Menace / Mobilize 1
LRRbot: Jeskai Devotee [1R] | Creature β Orc Monk [2/2] | Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / {1}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Reigning Victor [{2/R}{2/W}{2/B}] | Creature β Orc Warrior [3/3] | Mobilize 1 / When this creature enters, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Mindfire13: Yo, Victor's back!
Diabore: so devoted
Bugberry: !card victor
LRRbot: Found 20 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LRRbot: Marshal of the Lost [2WB] | Creature β Orc Warrior [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever you attack, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
tehThane: there's no removal in mardu right?
DaFhaye: That's a really good one
DaFhaye: Mardu is so good. It feels so powerful
Dr_fragenstien: mashal and victor? what a dream team
Twilight_Spark: Red is a color in Magic the Gathering.
DaFhaye: Although I have gone full Abzan so far
LRRbot: Stormshriek Feral // Flush Out | Stormshriek Feral [4R] | Creature β Dragon [3/3] | Flying, haste / {1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. // Flush Out [1R] | Sorcery β Omen | Discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
LRRbot: Spectral Denial [XU] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
Blasteg: attacker doing math what is this
DaFhaye: Mobilize is so good
LRRbot: Ureni's Rebuff [1U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Harmonize {5}{U}
dm818: that rare that has mobilize x is crazy
LRRbot: Rebellious Strike [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
DaFhaye: Good thing it's so hard to take advantage of mobilize and abuse it
LRRbot: Shock Brigade [1R] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [1/3] | Menace / Mobilize 1
LRRbot: Cori Mountain Stalwart [1RW] | Creature β Human Monk [3/3] | Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
DaFhaye: I thought this match was supposed to last up to 7 minutes.
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definenull: that is a man who has been two-for-one'ed too many times
LRRbot: Dalkovan Encampment | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}, {T}: Whenever you attack this turn, create two 1/1 red Warrior creature tokens that are tapped and attacking. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaa
Diabore: thats a man who beat the dragonmaster
LRRbot: Equilibrium Adept [3R] | Creature β Dog Monk [2/4] | When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
micalovits: "plz? We aren't owned by Elon?"
DaFhaye: It could be worse. Could be the FF card game fan base watching Square talk more about magic than there own game.
toast3dsmore:
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
WiJohn: Our kid comrade
LRRbot: Jeskai Devotee [1R] | Creature β Orc Monk [2/2] | Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / {1}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Activate only once each turn.
zombub: Teach a child that even McDonalds can be painful
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What is nether sauce?
definenull: how did marketing pass 'nether sauce' as an okay phrase
ccctonelarone: Crazy how many people I know with a truck that won't use the bed because they don't want to get it marked up
LRRbot: Fortress Kin-Guard [1W] | Creature β Dog Soldier [1/2] | When this creature enters, it endures 1.
Bugberry: @ccctonelarone do they only drive in big cities?
definenull: that might be too broken with abzan
micalovits: Or it could have been nice synergy
Bugberry: I'm more confused by the choice of using Soldiers and Warriors.
LRRbot: Equilibrium Adept [3R] | Creature β Dog Monk [2/4] | When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.
definenull: whoah whoah whoah
jamwno: They probably don't come in with counters because it would have been too easy for the black/green counters theme
Mattmitchell45: Square has built more Smash Bros-esque, "All your favorites are here" games systems and abandoned then than any card/videogame studio
Salvulant: Hustice Baags
toast3dsmore: eustus noooo!
LRRbot: Sandskitter Outrider [3B] | Creature β Goblin Soldier [2/1] | Menace / When this creature enters, it endures 2.
Dog_of_Myth: Scratchy!
LRRbot: Jeskai Devotee [1R] | Creature β Orc Monk [2/2] | Flurry β Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / {1}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Activate only once each turn.
definenull:
LRRbot: Rebellious Strike [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
circusofkirkus:
Bugberry: The different spirit tokens remind me how they had different Amass Zombie tokens for increasing the size of the army.
MadWolf1290: are we sure evil wheeler wasnt a bit with that damage?
toast3dsmore: combat tricks mcgee back on the escalator
LRRbot: Stormplain Detainment [2W] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
cosarprime: yeah. that seems dangerous.
LRRbot: Caustic Exhale [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Dragon or pay {1}. / Target creature gets β3/β3 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: the Dhole goes in the Hole
JKBalch: Whats left on that 7 minute timer?
LRRbot: Bearer of Glory [1W] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
definenull: uh oh
circusofkirkus:
LRRbot: Zurgo's Vanguard [2R] | Creature β Dog Soldier [*/3] | Mobilize 1 / This creature's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
micalovits: Choo Choo!
definenull: *nod nod*
circusofkirkus: so I should choose Mardu tomorrow for my Prerelease
Blasteg: Red deck wins
MegaDosX:
You challenged them Ben
insanecat6mtg:
BrowneePointz: speaking of FF, I love that they showed off Gladiolus and heβs just such a big dumb idiot as in game
hidingbox: Is this spoiling next week's Friday Night victory against Wheeler?
definenull: oh yeah def choosing mardu for PR later
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omniep1c: does this transfer the title of "beat brian kibler" to graham?
LRRbot: Tersa Lightshatter [2R] | Legendary Creature β Orc Wizard [3/3] | Haste / When Tersa Lightshatter enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / Whenever Tersa Lightshatter attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile a card at random from your graveyard. You may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Flamehold Grappler [URW] | Creature β Human Monk [3/3] | First strike / When this creature enters, copy the next spell you cast this turn when you cast it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Mattmitchell45: Want me that Tersa
LRRbot: New Way Forward [2URW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, New Way Forward deals that much damage to that source's controller and you draw that many cards.
ccctonelarone: Ahh another inti support card
MegaDosX: Deflectinger Palm
BrowneePointz: Eli Minaya is incredible
LRRbot: Thunder of Unity [RWB] | Enchantment β Saga | I β You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. / II, III β Whenever a creature you control enters this turn, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
BrowneePointz: that ART
LRRbot: Monastery Messenger [{2/U}{2/R}{2/W}] | Creature β Bird Scout [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / When this creature enters, put up to one target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard on top of your library.
micalovits: Yea, with just 2 of the colours they are still fine
Diabore: i finished mine, 3-0
Diabore: ureni is messed up
Blasteg:
@Diabore 
ReachW:
I went 2-1!
insanecat6mtg: Congrats!
Bugberry: It's funny to see the 2-brid used in a multicolor set when they were originally meant for Mono-color themes.
definenull: good luck all prereleasers!
BrowneePointz: Ureni is indeed messed up
Juliamon: !sale
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zombub: I went 3-0 with Sultai, I had so much removal I had to cut some of it
t7112: thanks team!
BrowneePointz: theyβre a 10/10 flying pro white/black WRATH
ghizmou:
I went 2-1 with sultai, I got an Ugin 
Dog_of_Myth: OH dang
Juliamon: DVDs are now $4
Juliamon: JUST FOUR DOLLARS
ghizmou: that's a really low price
micalovits:
sadly out of things in my size, and shipping to the EU is just to expensive for just a few things
Blasteg: @Juliamon If only I have a DVD player...
DaFhaye: What song?
Juliamon: You don't even need a DVD player, you can use them as coasters if you want
Juliamon: Or cool lightcatchers
goombalax: dealer wheeler
DaFhaye: Bet
NotCainNorAbel: I got money and not a lot of sense
mister_nibbles: will you sing it as Truman Capote?
Bionull: Don't talk to me about stocks
Mattmitchell45: I need to remember where in my parent's basement I left my LRR DVDs
DaFhaye: Okay on it
Juliamon: You like rainbows? Hang a DVD in your window
tygerclaw66: the wheeler tease
NotCainNorAbel: how do I send this proof?
Toxxick: Since Beej is on vacation, if I have a question about something, who do I contact?
JLHonors: I bought one of each : )
DaFhaye: Do I get that with a song?
ekplayscards: ill buy everything and then ben, we'll go get glizzies
ghizmou: at 4$ each...
mister_nibbles: wait if Wheeler is gonna leave the company can I return mine to prevent this?
Juliamon: Many of the season DVDs are actually multiple discs, you could get a FULL SET of SHINY RAINBOW COASTERS for FOUR DOLLARS
ghizmou: how much for 4 wheelers
zombub: Now that the stream is over I can finally watch Friday Nights
Juliamon: It's heavy on the CW
CatTreeDreamCar: Indika is phenomenal.
Juliamon: Kinda
definenull: uh oh
Mattmitchell45: That cover does look like Mother!
Bionull: Maybe all games look good after the LoL rhythm game
definenull: they applied the croke tech
Mattmitchell45: It's DOING IT
Juliamon: No, it's JUST the widget
Mattmitchell45: OMG LOST KINGDOMS!!!!!
itsaysTRUENO: LOST KINGDOMS! Dark Souls and yugioh!!
hidingbox: schmovement
Mattmitchell45: Sorry for all caps
niccus: lrr, now in hobbitvision
micalovits: My stream lagged right at the moment you swapped
itsaysTRUENO: it rules
definenull: topical!
TomRMarks: This new widget is doing nothing for my CRT
Juliamon: They DID change it
definenull: they did change the logo
Fruan: R.E.P.O hype!
Juliamon: No
circusofkirkus: no it has the robots on it
Juliamon: They changed it but Paul hasn't updated it
Blasteg: to something else
EJGRgunner: a men in tights reference
EJGRgunner: nice
Fruan: Oh hey, the branding on Steam is SO much better now!
Mr_Horrible: it's the bots with Big Head looming
NotCainNorAbel: but my podcast!
Fruan: @Mr_Horrible And the horrible teeth are covered!
definenull: one day they'll finally do TLoU 2
mister_nibbles: good, teams is a horrible piece of software
Toxxick: Do i get to put on my MCP hat again!?
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Toxxick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
Toxxick: Under the wire!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Toxxick! (Today's storm count: 55)
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
KWardJenx: Fantastic stream. Thanks so much!
KeytarCat: Oh, we have an ogier and a heronblade master
Toxxick:
you ben
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ReachW: joke's on you i'm going to rewatch it
insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone! I'm off to watch the latest Friday Nights now as ordered.
vinewood_og:
It's a great one! Do not skip the BTS. 
NotCainNorAbel: 4 DVDs and a 1 Blue Ray purchased. So, no flight direct to me but I did a thing.
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