Bonus Stream || Indika

 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Cori and Cameron for a Bonus Stream of Indika! Game: Indika) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
 Nigouki: !fart
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 TheWriterAleph: 
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 James_the_Dabbler: Okay what are you two up to
  Juliamon: It's not them, it's the game
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 Decaped: The devil made them do it.
DideRobot: LRR: Cori and Cameron do nothing wrong in a Bonus Stream of Indika https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114288310579753639
  Juliamon: CONTENT WARNINGS FOR INDIKA INCLUDE: physical harm, sexual assault, animal death, mental illness, religious trauma
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 loufghyslaufey: Something happening?  
  Juliamon: yes, as per the schedule
 loufghyslaufey: At this day?
patrick_stonecrusher: Indicouch
  Juliamon: Yes. As per the schedule.
 Nigouki: this sounds like the perfect game to fall asleep to
 loufghyslaufey: Kay, sorry
  Juliamon: (don't make me tap the sign)
 public_key_reveal_party: I can't wait to watch for about an hour until they reach where I am in this game and then leave so I don't spoil it for mysefl
 wedge_x: mmm, bonus
  Juliamon: Repeating for the freshly-arrived:
  Juliamon: CONTENT WARNINGS FOR INDIKA INCLUDE: physical harm, sexual assault, animal death, mental illness, religious trauma
DoodlestheGreat: I was raised Catholic. This shall be... interesting.
 NotCainNorAbel: 'very' special?
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 wedge_x: how de--- ah
 iris_of_ether: I have re-hoodied
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 Korolan: Crammin it in your face
 iris_of_ether: Cyameron
DoodlestheGreat: I yam what I yam.
 wedge_x: and stream
 wedge_x: g'night folks
 Nigouki: what's the patreon goal for top down bento cam?
 ArdCollider: dang now I want yams
 Korolan: Scale of 1-5, how good is Yam Roll?
  Juliamon: surprise content warning: eating
 GasCityGaming: ooo good cronch
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh I heard that crunch somewhere in my skull
 iris_of_ether: Suddenly Regular Crispy
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Now I'm hungry
 LaconicLad: So far, loving the stream.
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 hedonistic_mushroom: Y'all tried Purple Yams yet? They real good
 EMNetwork: Ohhhh I just listened to the watch out for fireballs episode on this.  The game sounds sick as hell.
 Nigouki: "religion!" *jazz hands*
 hedonistic_mushroom: Ube stans
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgitatedInnocentFriseeWow-Daw3UM290xsxtfs6
 A_Dub888: c o o b
 public_key_reveal_party: this game is so cool
 A_Dub888: Aren't we all controlling head, when you really think about it?
 A_Dub888: @public_key_reveal_party you're so cool
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 TheWriterAleph: this goes Goes Places.
 TheWriterAleph: *game
 EMNetwork: parsnips simmered with butter, cinnamon, and brown sugar
DoodlestheGreat: Calling Sister Bertrille... Calling Sister Bertrille...
 goombalax: this is going to produce the killer from Seven isnt it
DoodlestheGreat: Worse. The Borgia Popes.
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 EMNetwork: @goombalax most religions do
 hedonistic_mushroom: Are there games where you play AS the devil leading others to temptation?
 Decaped: Metal GEAR?
 EMNetwork: @hedonistic_mushroom dungeon keeper?
 Nigouki: i mean you still have rural places like this in today's russia that barely changed since tsarrist times
 SymphonySolstice: oh is this early 1900's?
 Andymonium: we're Catholic, we were born in trouble
 EMNetwork: push her in...
 Decaped: Occupation: Nun/mechanic
 hedonistic_mushroom: Steam nuns
DoodlestheGreat: @SymphonySolstice That sounds plausable.
 Marvoleath: I've been told Jesus is the answer
 Marvoleath: does that also work for puzzles?
 Wizzo1138: Depends on the question
 SymphonySolstice: @DoodlestheGreat if so, hoo boy is this gonna be specifically targeted towards my family heritage
 TheWriterAleph: Reach Heaven Through Rickety Chairs
DoodlestheGreat: I tried submitting "Jesus" as the answer to an algebra problem and failed the quiz.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Climbing tht is a true expression pof faith
 hedonistic_mushroom: I went to a Jesuit led school as a kid, we absolutely had a priest whose job it was to fix stuff around campus
 hedonistic_mushroom: We had Tech priests
DoodlestheGreat: Father Interociter.
 SymphonySolstice: the ice fog is like -35
DoodlestheGreat: Blinis & borscht!
DoodlestheGreat: SINCE WHEN?
 Marvoleath: @hedonistic_mushroom Hail the Omnissiah?
 LithelyUnshod: There was a steam engine, Cameron
 Andymonium: thanks for the update, mysterious voice
 Akaiatana: Ah, the Indika Parable.
 hedonistic_mushroom: The pixel art HUD ui juxtaposed with the realistic graphics is sending me
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarkOptimisticWhaleLitty-l4PyVE1eY1LgsH_u
 TheAwkes: This voice is big meanie poopypants.
 Decaped: some peoples internal monologue is a narrator
 LithelyUnshod: Once you're finished, highly recommend Jenna Stoeber's video on it.
 hedonistic_mushroom: That's a Basket of Potatoes... Sister Indika is jacked as hell
 SymphonySolstice: ah, so +2
 EricTheOrange: only 30 jiggies from 100%ing this game
 Bruceski: The weather app shows the temperature as just a very tired-looking emoji
 PigmyWurm: Not sure if this was mentioned, but that looks like an Orthodox cross
Laserbeaks_Fury: And you know those habits have no insulation
 Akaiatana: Beads of sweat
 TheAwkes: Warm enough to puddle, but with the oppressive humidity of melt and cold weight of ice.
 Andymonium: \o/
 BusTed: 
 SymphonySolstice: where there was only one set of footsteps, that was where jesus was carrying your basket of potatoes for you
 A_Dub888: !card grief
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 Andymonium: everyone's griefmaxing these days
 public_key_reveal_party: this is the section that convinced me I was going to like this game
 Bruceski: @SymphonySolstice That was where Jesus said "frick it's cold. You got this, bro."
 hedonistic_mushroom: Why hang out your sheets in the cold?
 OldUncleDan: Speaking of "stimming" my therapist and I have hypothesized that the person who first came up with the Rocking Chair was definitely ND.  Probably ADHD.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Crank respectfully, brother
Laserbeaks_Fury: Buckets Filled: 1/20
 hedonistic_mushroom: Water holding physics
 wedge_x: where in the refractory is Indika Sandiego
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh by a factor of 4
 SymphonySolstice: @hedonistic_mushroom cause then when the water freezes, you can take a stick and hit them and all the ice shatters off and it's fun
 Akaiatana: Going to make a shot at sat 1950.'
 TheAwkes: Gamify the misery!
 Bruceski: When does she start shooting zombies?
 Decaped: acquire more grief
 Akaiatana: @Bruceski When she gets a nun
Spades_Slicc: This stream got indicas?
 PigmyWurm: The dissonance of this games aesthetics is definitely an interesting choice
 hedonistic_mushroom: @symphonysolstice : ohhhhh, today I learned. I was born in the tropics so we never have snow.
 TheAwkes: A game to put you in da couch.
 OldUncleDan: If cooking soup is a sin, then I don't wanna be pious.
 LithelyUnshod: Jan 6
 ShaneLeeAtk: Jan 6
 HorusFive: 12 night?
 LithelyUnshod: Yes
 OldUncleDan: The 12 day of christmas.
 SymphonySolstice: @hedonistic_mushroom yee, and they still end up smelling fresh when you bring them inside, you just have to wait for them to unthaw
 ShaneLeeAtk: Correct
Spades_Slicc: Where was indika on jan 6?
 wedge_x: IYKWIM
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me a bucket and I'll show you a bucket
 ArdCollider: fellas, is it backseating to know the liturgical calendar, etc. 
 goombalax: you know where she was
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nun Punch Marm
 iris_of_ether: I would make the One Punch Nun in an RPG
 Marvoleath: Orthodox Christmas is 2 weeks later though, right?
 Akaiatana: She's well-muscled.
 Marvoleath: or is this not orthodox after all?
 LithelyUnshod: Sorry, raised United Church, not Catholic or Orthodox
 HorusFive: Set course for Directly into the sun helmsman
 goombalax: I prefer sativa myself
 vetr1c: Looks at watch: oh hey it's half-past Pentecost.
 PigmyWurm: @Marvoleath Those looked like Orthodox crosses with the slanted bit
Brutask: Yesterday was left punching day.
 OldUncleDan: With Right Beef.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sister Phys
 hedonistic_mushroom: Holy hell, her doing the crank on the upswing with an overhand grip... This lady is jacked
 Decaped: straight line to the bucket ending
dutchmoose: Break her Microsoft Dinosaur CD
  KenKopin: Is the Mother Superior the Boss Battle?
 RatherLargeToad: This ice bucket challenge is less dramatic
 OldUncleDan: Do convents have lockers to shove nuns in?
 SymphonySolstice: yeah this is eastern orthodox. the cross with the diagonal bit is a giveaway
 PigmyWurm: I know many of their holidays are on different days (Chrismas in particular)
 LithelyUnshod: Technically the Catholic Church has a Patriarch too
 SymphonySolstice: you can call the pope daddy if you want to
 Bruceski: You can, but you go to Hell
 HorusFive: Not any more you can't.
 TheAwkes: Chock full of people they call Father.
 hedonistic_mushroom: The Jesuit Superior General is called the Black Pope.
patrick_stonecrusher: I love it when you call me ll Papa
 OldUncleDan: Hey!  That wasn't very cash money of you!
 RatherLargeToad: Nun of that now
 EricTheOrange: um
 iris_of_ether: *what*
 PigmyWurm: what?
 SymphonySolstice: omg
grometty: Uh
 Nigouki: wut
 OldUncleDan: Uhh.....
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 azninsect: 
 Andymonium: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Was that Peppino
 RatherLargeToad: …que?
 HorusFive: Oh good.  We can go a little crazy as a treat
 ArdCollider: the spoon is def. Orthodox
Brutask: Agreed, what?
 EricTheOrange: not the direction I was expecting
 BusTed: 
DoodlestheGreat: @hedonistic_mushroom "The Black Pope" sounds like a 1970's exploitation movie.
 wedge_x: was not expecting the Chamical Brothers
atlr: just tuned in.... what game is this ?!?
 Andymonium: god I love this opening credits sequence
 hedonistic_mushroom: *Dyno-MIGHT*
 Bruceski: Nehemian's on Eastern time apparently
grometty: Ooo this is cool
atlr: oh indika.    i can read really
 RatherLargeToad: the credit-combs
knightWarrior82: so is this in Russia ?
 HorusFive: @RatherLargeToad 
 Decaped: Damn I wish bigger games had this much direction
DoodlestheGreat: GONCHAROV!
 Andymonium: oh no they said my activation phrase
 Bruceski: the changing subtitles for dialect
knightWarrior82:  thank you
 ArdCollider: (The devs left Russia for Kazakhstan during development.)
 BrindleBoar: or as the kids are calling it, goncharovussy
 TheAwkes: Run, nun, run!
knightWarrior82: @ardcollider thank you as well 
 SymphonySolstice: death stranding 2 looks great
 TheWriterAleph: Spiritus Selfie
 Bruceski: Lord send me a sign!
 Nigouki: can we do a flip?
 HorusFive: Is freezing to death a sign?
 Tiber727: I don't think you're going to find Spiderman
grometty: Gotta get the elbow grease and headlight fluid from the store
 Andymonium: and then we run into Varré and can start his questline
 hedonistic_mushroom: Even without direct sun, I imagine this level of white everywhere is blinding
 PigmyWurm: that is a slide
 SymphonySolstice: just slide down girl
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the camera auto centering?
 Marvoleath: that looks more like a slide than walkway
 HorusFive: Surely it's more trouble to build it this way
 ArdCollider: going up to fight Hefnd for the nth time, clearly
 Andymonium: you put all those points in crank
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 Decaped: Pirate lost his front left leg in a tragic boating accident
 OldUncleDan: Listen, the faster you get me across, the sooner my "unholiness" will be out of here.
 Andymonium: YES jumpy
 BrindleBoar: F
 SymphonySolstice: You Died
 Nigouki: splooch
 SnackPak_: lil jumpy
 NotCainNorAbel: oh well
Brutask: Oh well
thesurfaceofthemoon: gotta love the "oh, well"
 vinewood_og: should have sent the flying nun
KeytarCat: Did something happen to Indika?  Like, to mark her as unholy?
 HorusFive: Well- freezing to death was always how you were going to go here
 hedonistic_mushroom: Everytime the HUD snaps back from a cutscene I keep expecting her to have Kratos' axe
 Akaiatana: Leap of faith!
 Decaped: Ploop
  Juliamon: god DAMN that's deep
 TheWriterAleph: blublub
 TheDevil_Risen: Howdy Cam and Cori, how goes it?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Jump
 Decaped: Look at you, gamer.
 Andymonium:    
 NotCainNorAbel: getting back will be fine
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 public_key_reveal_party: airhorns dot flac indeed
  Juliamon: this side also has a lever
 Kipstar: pogs respectfully
 Andymonium: the nuns yearn for the mines
 wedge_x: this will in no way go poorly
 baskwalla: Elden Ring?
KeytarCat: Tomb raider with fewer upwarps
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think this diatribe loops?
 Marvoleath: 'imbecile' as medical term suggests early 20th century, likely between 20'-70'
 Nigouki: Thanks Drew Carey
 SymphonySolstice: this rips already
 TheDevil_Risen: man this nun is metal
 public_key_reveal_party: This game does so much cool stuff
 EricTheOrange: pointfull
 HorusFive: If we don't collect points how will we validate our self-worth?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is there a Paragon ending, there has to be, right?
ladyjessica: hmmmm. watching this is making me want to play it. do I keep watching or stop…
  Juliamon: We found the gun everyone was asking for
 Nigouki: that's a berdanka, gonna be loud as fuck
Omnipotrevor: Jumpy and poor vision. Exactly the qualities you want in a guard
 Andymonium: anybody like to look at exploded train engines?
silenceaux: Stealing his teeth?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh that man is stil alive
KV1NN4: This is feeling oddly 'Pathologic'
 SymphonySolstice: love a good spaghettified train engine
 BrindleBoar: boiler exploded, can tell you that
 TheAwkes: Oof. Boiler explosion. Oof.
 hedonistic_mushroom: Okay, who turned on the Darren Aronofsky switch?
 TheDevil_Risen: that boiler went pop
 BrindleBoar: well
 wedge_x: oh, that's a proper boiler explosion, too, with the rods
 wedge_x: wow
silenceaux: The scattered tubes
 Decaped: From the river he came, into the river he returns
  Juliamon: well..... fire's out
 BrindleBoar: that's just about the most Russian thing that's ever been in a video game
 Darleysam: o7
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 TheDevil_Risen: poor train
 hedonistic_mushroom: Well ain't that some shit
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 BrindleBoar: all the pipes inside the boiler become angry spaghetti
  Juliamon: It's like how tires don't just 'pop' they shred
DoodlestheGreat: @FarleyF I believe that was the intent.
 OldUncleDan: Lots of boiling water = A whole lot of energy and force.
 TheAwkes: Boilers are full of tubes. The tubes go all spaghett when they blow.
 SnackPak_: the parts did sink
 JadedCynic: Well, what's left of it sank right quickly
 HorusFive: Sank- in as much as it was no longer floating
 hedonistic_mushroom: Holy... I thought that was just rebar twisted and what not...
 FarleyF: @doodlesthegreat sweet thanks
 EricTheOrange: wooo 10 points
Brutask: collectables you say...
silenceaux: Nailed to the floor?
 HorusFive: Good- cause this house seems to be having some issues with stairs too
 Decaped: hmmm, upside down crosses are bad, upside down churches worse?
 BrindleBoar: @hedonistic_mushroom no that was boiler insides, which have become outsides
DoodlestheGreat: I saw a picture of a steam train whose boiler exploded. It looked like a flower the way the pipes had spread out .
 JadedCynic: yeah, I'd rather work with ionizing radiation that high-pressure steam; you get a leak in a pipe near you, the jet of escaping steam will just cut you like a blowtorch
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Brutask: Once again, she's jacked
 TheDevil_Risen: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/locomotive/images/5/55/Steam-train-boiler-explosion-2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230324123056 boom
 Andymonium: secret nun technique
 RatherLargeToad: Muscle Superior
 Decaped: The foundations of this church are not solid.
 Decaped: METAPHOR
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Yewf: wow, she's REALLY strong to be able to casually drag that around
 BrindleBoar: nunkour
 HorusFive: Absolutely something that is safe and would work
 public_key_reveal_party: True
silenceaux: Oh, golbets?
 Andymonium: \o/
DrLigmaPhD: Metaphorically or does Indika have the strap?
 goombalax: simulacrum?
 Akaiatana: Shrines?
 Andymonium: good talk
 SymphonySolstice: that was the most russian exchange ever
DrLigmaPhD: "No"
NimrodXIV: "No"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta ear some God points
 HorusFive: So if we get to 1470 we get into heaven, right?
 ghizmou: is anything not on a slope here
 Andymonium: Psychonauts-ass civic planning
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika on that secret Jesus techniques
DrLigmaPhD: @Andymonium Do we enter the mind of
DrLigmaPhD: Gay Jack Black?
 SymphonySolstice: badum tish
 ghizmou: Nun?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika is a horrible Bene Gesserit
DrLigmaPhD: "How many shots was that? This isn't a bit I lost count."
 frameshifty: oh cool, bonus stream while I paint some plastic mans!
 BrindleBoar: getaway driver
 Andymonium: mario kart time
 TheWriterAleph: i love the camerawork in this game
 Gaelan_Maestro: steam powered biker nun
 SymphonySolstice: nun of your business
 HorusFive: Oooh, we get a bike, a guitar and a doctor's bag.  Nice haul
 Decaped:   
 goombalax: Don't start nun, won't be nun
 hedonistic_mushroom: The Jesuits have the Black Pope, the Orthodox church have Indika, the Black Santa Claus
DoodlestheGreat: @HorusFive And a free body!
 SymphonySolstice: this is a work of art
 Decaped: this is fucking hilarious
DrLigmaPhD: Bro chasing us is your paycheck even this much?
 Andymonium: just failchildren all the way down
 hedonistic_mushroom: This feels like a Fyodor Dostoyevsky book
silenceaux: Black comedy in how bad everyone is at everything
 Bruceski: Something about the incompetence played straight feels Wes Anderson
 Bruceski: Everybody is a character
DrLigmaPhD: Free guitar?!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Incompetence is a character of it's own...
 SymphonySolstice: free bike!
Yewf: "Hey, do you have any points?"
 hedonistic_mushroom: Free drugs
silenceaux: Can't wait for the doctor's bag to have morphine and nothing else of use.
 Akaiatana: It's Morphine time!
 Decaped: that cookie looks useful!
seanmrwick: in the immortal words of the character Horatio Caine "trust me....i'm a doctor"
 Andymonium: but, but, rhythm game...
 Gaelan_Maestro: mighty morphine power rangers!
DrLigmaPhD: But.... we simply must
 hedonistic_mushroom: But.... But Free Guitar... I could play Free Bird
Bionull: Get on, loser, we ride!
 public_key_reveal_party: I really like Indika's characterization here
seanmrwick: anyway, here's Wonderwall
DrLigmaPhD: Nyooooom
grometty: The speeeeeed
 goombalax: I like that he considered riding in the corpse wagon, what a nerd
 hedonistic_mushroom: playing Free Bird to this
 hedonistic_mushroom: "Lord help me, I can't change..."
 Andymonium: Spasov and Gorodishi
 gualdhar: goro something
 Akaiatana: Gorodishi
seanmrwick: Gorodishi
 vinewood_og: "Do a flip!"
Spades_Slicc: Goro . . . Majima pretty sure
 r10pez10: ooh bonus stream hello
 vinewood_og: 
 Andymonium: let's goooo
 Bruceski: Wasted
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
seanmrwick: where is Gorodishi?
 PigmyWurm: ???
 SnackPak_: neat
NimrodXIV: flashback!
 TheGhostOfZero: very brechtian, no?
 lamina5432: gamechanger
 SnackPak_: this is wild
 Scy_Anide: Hit your head so far you went back to a different generation of graphics.
 Scy_Anide: So hard*
 vinewood_og: Is hitting them with a red shell a sin?
 r10pez10: i just joined, is this the whole game
seanmrwick: Deja vu!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is Gorodishi worthy of being on Kathleen's list of shitty tourist spots you should visit?
 r10pez10: (i hope so)
 gualdhar: wait, if it has a gas motor why do you have to pedal?
Spades_Slicc: Yeah how exactly do the engine and pedels interact?
KV1NN4: she knows..
Omnipotrevor: he popped the nitro
 iris_of_ether: 
Spades_Slicc: Got it, hammer in 9/13 mm
DrLigmaPhD: Death flag?
Laserbeaks_Fury: You bike sucks, let me try
 r10pez10: aw
 OldUncleDan: Maybe the pedals pump in the fuel or water?
 Darleysam: welp, off to the convent
 hedonistic_mushroom: Sniffing coke
 hedonistic_mushroom: My guy has been dying for over an hour now...
 HorusFive:   Fine is extremely relative in this context
 Scy_Anide: I don't think he was alright beforehand
 goombalax: maybe he gets to ride on the corpse cart after all
 HorusFive: "That was like that when I found him, I swear officer"
 hedonistic_mushroom: That's a LOT of morphine
Lysander_salamander: I guess it depends on the dilution?
 Scy_Anide: Just OD on this morphine, you'll be fine.
DrLigmaPhD: Yes please
silenceaux: Cup for begging, maybe?
Omnipotrevor: It's probably frozen to his hand
ForOhForError: it's not called lessphine
 r10pez10: he probably can't let go of it
 SymphonySolstice: just fuck him up so he doesn't feel anything
 TheDevil_Risen: see u soon!@
 goombalax: she's got the skills of an ork painboy
KeytarCat: what a fuckin game
 goombalax: shoot a liter of morphine and ride on a motorcycle
 r10pez10: as someone who pretty much only joined can anyone please give me the quick 411
KV1NN4: man i really hope i can pay my twitch fee this week..
 hedonistic_mushroom: Morphine has reduced efficacy in the cold, I think... Makes sense to take a lot... Or not. Not a doctor...
 Akaiatana: @r10pez10 Genuinely? Not really.
 r10pez10: is it nuns on motorcycles
  Juliamon: just that part was, I think
 hedonistic_mushroom: Twitch integration for Indika, we're the devil whispering in your ears...
 Akaiatana: You seem to be a nun pseudo-escapee in russia, circa 1930-1950.
  Juliamon: it's also nuns platforming
KeytarCat: Nun hallucinates, the entities are mean
 Decaped: Nun hears voices, other nuns hate her. she gets God points for doing good things. Stranger convict prevented her from getting raped then she helped him escape the soldiers.
 r10pez10: the classic talking simulator thing of "man this game looks awesome i should get it for myself"
 hedonistic_mushroom: Other nuns : I take a vow of silence, poverty, and chastity
KeytarCat: For me it's the classic Talking Sim thing of "this game looks great, I should not play it"
 goombalax: this is grand theft auto nun
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika : Go steal a bike
KeytarCat: Indika got shit to do
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 SymphonySolstice: the voice seems to be her inner devil, which she can counteract by praying, wich also helps with platforming
 hedonistic_mushroom: I'm killing time before I step out to go play at my PR for Tarkir Dragonstorm. And now I'm invested, I wanna see the play this through...
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1 1
 Akaiatana: Regarding the cup, my guess/opinion is that he is using it as a squeeze thing to attempt to keep blood flowing. But that could be very wrong.
  Juliamon: oh good, Paul got the REPO thumbnail updated
 hedonistic_mushroom: Waiting on new shirts... It's all Small left and I'm a big beefy boy
  Juliamon: I'm team "he's lost feeling in that arm and his fingers are locked in place"
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome back!
  Juliamon: hedonistic_mushroom You'll be waiting a couple months
 hedonistic_mushroom: THAT'S BEEN A WEEK?
 r10pez10: is it just like an electric assist bike but steam instead?
Bionull: Well, you see we define the length of a week based on genesis and...
 OldUncleDan: Who does he think he is?  Drake?
 hedonistic_mushroom: @juliamon : awww, guess I can wait...
  Juliamon: Beej can't reorder shirts until the warehouse move is done
 r10pez10: i like these two
 hedonistic_mushroom: Who had the cup is God on their bingo cards?
 Scy_Anide: Steam? That's black smoke.
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 Akaiatana: Looking it up, Versts are 1.06 km.
 goombalax: they see me rollin'
 r10pez10: get in loser we're going steaming
Bionull: So I joined when she injected him with mystery fluid. Miss anything important?
 SymphonySolstice: yum
 TheDevil_Risen: ummm
 BusTed: 
 Decaped: YIKES
 iris_of_ether: 
Astramentha: D:
 r10pez10: nice smile
 whatthebus: nope
DrLigmaPhD: Fuckinnnnnn zoinks my brothers
ghyllnox: Yo we get Nun Points??
 BusTed: put your back into it
 TheDevil_Risen:  
patrick_stonecrusher: Come down with a cz s e of splint er s
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika knows only shove
 goombalax: an angry dog, likely
 BrindleBoar: if you give a nun a ladder
silenceaux: gaming enabled surface?
 hedonistic_mushroom: How easy is it to jump a fence that high but it's sloping already anyway... But in that much snow?
 BusTed: 7 🪙 
 r10pez10: m'ladies
 SymphonySolstice: me too indika
ghyllnox: 
 r10pez10: 10/10 game
 TheDevil_Risen: nice table saw
 hedonistic_mushroom: Yo, that wrench is unbearably cold...
 r10pez10: governors!
 OldUncleDan: Governor.
 Decaped: Saw blade bike wheels are great for ice riding
 TheDevil_Risen: governor
 whatthebus: evening, guvnah
 SymphonySolstice: guvnuh
 r10pez10: gov'nah
drcthulu: Good day, guvnah
 Andymonium: rude!
 r10pez10: shortcuts are for heretics
 OldUncleDan: She can move a safe.  I'm pretty sure she could shoulder charge a wooden door.
 HorusFive: He had a gun, and he only kidnapped us.  I think we can trust him with a wrench.. ... wait, what 
 r10pez10: it's the weekend, i'm doing none stuff right now
Bionull: Cori, do you have experience with nun stuff?
DrLigmaPhD: Wow, a story where everyone is a dick
 HorusFive: Our Nun Powers!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Fun saints... Saint Isidore of Seville is the patron saint of the Internet
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigAdorableRavenArgieB8-IZpLn3C0l2L3LkTI
 r10pez10: level 10 nun lmao
 HorusFive: Moar Vit?  Is that something we do here?
 OldUncleDan: The Shame Granny?
 SymphonySolstice: you're doing great sweetie
 hedonistic_mushroom: That's... Not... Okay
 BusTed: just a dog
 goombalax: called the dog
 BusTed: "little"
 Andymonium: oh no Resident Evil Village time
 hedonistic_mushroom: What the
 HorusFive: 
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
DrLigmaPhD: Soulsborn ass dog
 whatthebus: ooh, a big doggie
silenceaux: Oh, so this is Bloodborne
 Akaiatana: Ah, it's Bloodborne
 TheDevil_Risen: big scary doggo
 r10pez10: can you pet it
 TheWriterAleph: ARF. ARF.
 hedonistic_mushroom: ORF ORF
DrLigmaPhD: That dog got us in him
 TheWriterAleph: you got that dog in you?
Bionull: Get Cam some morphine stat
 Decaped: GOD....DOG.....eh? Eh?
 r10pez10: i'm still thinking about the mannequin in the bed
Bionull: So uhh... did anything happen previously in the game that makes giant shadow dog make sense?
 hedonistic_mushroom: God the Dyslexic Dog
 BusTed: "No more quesitons"
  Juliamon: Bionull Not really no
 TheAwkes: Snake oil, truly global.
 r10pez10: everyone got their tickets for godcon?
Bionull: Good to know
Bionull: God probably needs a wrench somewhere between 5 and 40 mm
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: two things can be true
DrLigmaPhD: It can be both
 BrindleBoar: yeah, that was a chihuahua
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika asking the hard hitting questions... And not addressing the big phantom smoke dog outside
 goombalax: kinda
 public_key_reveal_party: we're just a little guy
 TheAwkes: Boiled potatoes and cabbage. A meal fit for the proletariat.
 r10pez10: indika, are you possessed
Bionull: Okay, but why's the dog shadowy? We're definitely not bright.
Omnipotrevor: Malnourished, because all the food is going to giant dogs
  Juliamon: bro you did not see her carrying those taters earlier
 Akaiatana: Is this the Ilyad?
 goombalax: she lidts
 Marvoleath: they did breed dogs for bear hunting in that part of the world
 goombalax: *lifts
 r10pez10: ???
 r10pez10: bastion???
 SymphonySolstice: illegal even
DrLigmaPhD: I'm sure Ilya could be very attractive after like... a year of proper medical care and intensive aid?
silenceaux: This building seems extremely tall
 goombalax: is this satan?
 r10pez10: is this final fantasy 7
drcthulu: moidur
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildPleasantKumquatTF2John-irjaxYzScMJEu7Rd
 BusTed: math checks out
 hedonistic_mushroom: This is a tall ass grain hopper
 HorusFive: Objective facts here
 Akaiatana: Beware the mail gaze.
 BusTed: naughty
 goombalax: she folded like paper
 TheWriterAleph: felony!
DrLigmaPhD: Unbothered
 public_key_reveal_party: @Akaiatana 10/10 pun right there
 r10pez10: this is awesome
 calculated_uncertainties: can we talk about the giant cow?
silenceaux: I do kind of get the whole "I am risking my life for this letter is it at least Important"
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Lysander_salamander: That's a big cow
Lysander_salamander: or a tiny nun
 hedonistic_mushroom: Defrocked for Mail Fraud
 HorusFive: @calculated_uncertainties I'd like to vote for continuing to ignore it, if it's all the same
 r10pez10: there is no giant cow level
 Andymonium: @Lysander_salamander Big Cow Tiny Nun, coming to Cartoon Network this summer...
 hedonistic_mushroom: I don't think I can do the whole Nicean Creed while platforming from the devil
 r10pez10: hmm
 calculated_uncertainties: @HorusFive ehh, you might be right about that.
 BusTed: They're real to me!
 BrindleBoar: harsh
 TheWriterAleph: @hedonistic_mushroom skill issue 
 SymphonySolstice: but muh points!
 SymphonySolstice: umber go up!
 SymphonySolstice: number too!
 goombalax: if we grieve over the points we get more grief
 HorusFive: If we don't get the points, how will God know if we're allowed into heaven?
 hedonistic_mushroom: @thewriteraleph : Indika is the goat...
 vinewood_og: Organized religion where all the stories are made up and the points don't matter.
 TheAwkes: "unscathed"
ghyllnox: It looks a little scathed
 hedonistic_mushroom: Lightly Scathed... Mildly even
 SymphonySolstice: our lady of the yellow paint
 SymphonySolstice: this is where she was from
 r10pez10: "evacuated"
 Tiber727: Perfect for telling us where to go!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ReliableUnusualClintmullinsRuleFive-HfjzTPmqLzD1KdoH
 BusTed: This would be a great place for a jumpscare
 hedonistic_mushroom: No, but that's a dude
kusinohki: meows
 OldUncleDan: So he was basically Leman Russ?
DrLigmaPhD: Christian dog-man
 Akaiatana: I looked it up, Kudets is a noun unique to this game. It is not a translation.
Bionull: What? Why are there wolf people?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Why doesn't Ilya come inside with us away from the snow?
DrLigmaPhD: Oh theres a word for that phenomenon
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Bionull because there CAN be
Bionull: Speaking of translations, did Cori ever return to the mouth game?
Omnipotrevor: @Bionull It's a wild bit of history that I love thinking about. Christianity took it for granted enough that there were walking, talking wolf people that they had honest discussions over whether or not they had souls
 r10pez10: g in g er  is extremely obtuse
Bionull: I look forward to good at mouths
silenceaux: Sorry, tall wolf-headed men? Blaidd Elden Ring is here?
Bionull: @Omnipotrevor Okay, was wondering if it was based on an actual thing.
DrLigmaPhD: That's not scary that's fucking hilarious
 r10pez10: most saint stories are like that
 SymphonySolstice: wave o' babies
 whatthebus: It's not that Blaidd is particularly tall, the tarnished are just hobbits
 Rourke9: it’s definitely not a game that can be played on twitch unfortunately, but I would love to watch you two play Immortality
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 vinewood_og: A.I. generated babies just sounds like that baby drawer from the Borg Cube
 Akaiatana: Workhouse?
 MAPBoardgames: Baby Barracks
 OldUncleDan: A baby barracks!@
 OldUncleDan: A Babyacks!
ghyllnox: Can you imagine the racket when one of them goes off and it wakes the others
 MAPBoardgames: Keep your babies on racks and from pegs
Omnipotrevor: @Bionull https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynocephaly#Saint_Christopher
 Akaiatana: I'm glad they opted not to go with Russian accents for English language gameplay.
 r10pez10: yeah definitely not the arm
 Andymonium: crank skill kinda busted
Papperslappen: crank crunk
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
 MAPBoardgames: I remember when they added vaulting to this game. j/k
 Rourke9: yeeep
 Andymonium: RIP pupper
 BusTed: wrecked
 BrindleBoar: F
 TheDevil_Risen: F o7
 r10pez10: you called the dog a bitch, right
 Rourke9: could be!
 BusTed: 
DrLigmaPhD: Shitter's froze
Papperslappen: looked like a giant pomeranian
 TheWriterAleph: hovering
  Juliamon: hoverpoop
 BrindleBoar: comedeath
 r10pez10: the cuts to black are funny
 MAPBoardgames: Cori fell down a hole!  Not quite as funny as when James does it.
 r10pez10: ???
 SymphonySolstice: cool story bro
 Gaelan_Maestro: the voice actor of illyia is the same person who played nute gunrey in the phantom menace
Papperslappen: a very large part of the population has been to prison
DrLigmaPhD: Perfect career
 BusTed: This is getting out of hand
 vinewood_og: Not again!
nira_sol: He's also Ki Adi Mundi and one of the pilots that gets blown up at the very start of the film, no?
 Gaelan_Maestro: yup
 OldUncleDan: Welcome back Cotter!
 Gaelan_Maestro: thank you IMDB
Bionull: He super doesn't see
 hedonistic_mushroom: I wanna keep watching but my LGS has a Prerelease firing up in an hour and I gotta get me some lunch after signing up
dutchmoose: What hath God wrought
DrLigmaPhD: s-e-n-d d-u-d-e-s
 HorusFive: 
nira_sol: @Gaelan_Maestro oh, it's the voice actor for the Devil, not Ilya, but I had the right guy anyways
ghyllnox: MSO if you're curious
 gualdhar: well there wasn't a listed word break
dutchmoose: He wrought dank memes btw
 OldUncleDan: Do you?  Do you see?
Bionull: Sit boy
 OldUncleDan: Get piped!
 OldUncleDan: Sister Mary Mayhem!
 r10pez10: don't get squished, indika
 Gaelan_Maestro: @nira_sol my bad
 Andymonium: XD
drcthulu: an infernal machine
nira_sol: eff
NimrodXIV: absolutely not
 BusTed: 
 r10pez10: this is the rail grind mechanic from tony hawks
 gualdhar: ruuuuuude
 OldUncleDan: Hey!  Don't refer to Indika that way!
 MAPBoardgames: she's fine
dutchmoose: shrugs
KeytarCat: so how do you go forward?
 TheAinMAP: 
UtilityPunk: Y O U D I E D
Bionull: The victory road
 BusTed: doing a manual
Papperslappen: is calling a nun "a piece of ass" a mortal sin?
 Andymonium: Indigo Prophecy?
 MAPBoardgames: Heavy Rain
 TheAwkes: Sen's Fortress.
UtilityPunk: "I hate this board!"
 BrindleBoar: indigo prophecy
Spades_Slicc: Indika prophecy
DrLigmaPhD: @Papperslappen It depends, is she?
 r10pez10: wiimote upright balance
Bionull: Dreamcast shoulder buttons kinda sucked too. Very chunky.
drcthulu: He has god on his side
 Shurtal: This one's for you, Morphine
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Andymonium: Nailed It
 BusTed: Wow
  Juliamon: cori
 TheDevil_Risen: CORI NO SCOPE
 OldUncleDan: @drcthulu Which side, tho?
 r10pez10: cori you can't
 r10pez10: why would you put that into the world
ghyllnox: 
 public_key_reveal_party: hello highlights
 BusTed: That was manifesting
  Juliamon: you can't turn off dev brain I guess
drcthulu: @OldUncleDan the side that favours his good arm
 BrindleBoar: devoured
 Shurtal: that was ruff
Spades_Slicc: How does it feel being the funniest motherfucker alive?
Yewf: The dog is eventually going to show up chasing you down on a motorcycle or something.
 TheAwkes: What sin does the dog represent?
 hedonistic_mushroom: ORF'D
 r10pez10: hahahaha
Bionull: @Spades_Slicc Not alive anymore
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BloodyAssiduousJaguarKappaWealth-nmqNgmWG2RQuE54G
 MAPBoardgames: Can you pet the dog?  Yes. But just the teeth.
 vinewood_og: Yes, but only once
 Akaiatana: Black dog a metaphor for what, here? Grief?
 hedonistic_mushroom: That's evil, your respawn in the middle of that
 Decaped: GOod luck Ilya!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Ilya can get bent
 r10pez10: the devil is a fan of radiohead
 Tiber727: I don't think this is the reason you hate dogs though.
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drcthulu: It's a hellhound
 SymphonySolstice: nun of it
 MAPBoardgames: Nom Nom Nom
 r10pez10: !clip
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Spades_Slicc: If it isnt real how is it killing you?
 Akaiatana: You need to use your Indika Shun
 Decaped: Spend some of your Nun points
DrLigmaPhD: The demon voice is very good
 MAPBoardgames: Git gud?
Spades_Slicc: Can someone get cam's bloodborne quoute about r1?
thebuzzstreams: You need 30 more rosary beeds to unlock the next level
ghyllnox: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlushingFineMeerkatPeanutButterJellyTime-bIrGE6yAQ0EgN3EN
 BrindleBoar: F
DrLigmaPhD: "Dog" is a generous term
 r10pez10: that camera angle though
patrick_stonecrusher: All dogs go tko heaven
ghyllnox: bonk..... bonk.....
 MAPBoardgames: All dogs go to heaven, but there are also Hell Hounds. How does that work?
Bionull: Did you go into this game expecting dog sodomy?
 HorusFive: I mean, one does have 4 legs and a snout.  But, sure, make your point
 r10pez10: is the dog talking rn
 hedonistic_mushroom: Did not need the imagery of dogs and sodomy
Papperslappen: dogomy
 TheDevil_Risen: what is this?
 public_key_reveal_party: No clue, but vibes are 10/10
 Andymonium: gesundheit
patrick_stonecrusher: Hell hounds start at hell, go to heaven eventually
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 r10pez10: indika how much morphine did you have
Spades_Slicc: It's a dog's body in the modern army
 vinewood_og: Stand against the devil!
Bionull: Is the dog jesus and about to resurrect?
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
 SymphonySolstice: in a world...without BONES....
 BrindleBoar: IN A WORLD WITH TWO DOGS
 SymphonySolstice: ONE NUN...
 goombalax: she's a heretic, this is lovely
 Shurtal: i personally prefer my world bonelesss
 OldUncleDan: Dog and Pray!
 SquareDotCube: Came for the Talking Sim, stayed for the Watch and Play
thebuzzstreams: @OldUncleDan Perfection
 MAPBoardgames: What about dyslexic agnostics? What if there is no doG?
 OldUncleDan: !neptune
 r10pez10: split fiction does something similar also to cool effect
UtilityPunk:  Back to the puzzle mines
RudigerSmoot: hello. i saw the username/icon and came here. v nice
 SymphonySolstice: when we went into the wood shop, she said "oh I missed this smell"
 HorusFive: Lead poisoning.  Malnutrition.  Frostbite.  Oh so many things
 SymphonySolstice: so that implies she's been in a wood shop before
drcthulu: the entire game could be explained with her having a psychotic break
 goombalax: nun pizza with left grief
 public_key_reveal_party: yeah there are a lot of small affectations that show indika's character in interesting ways in addition to mechanics
Bionull: That's the kind of miracle you get as a level 9 nun
 r10pez10: cori
UtilityPunk: OSHA-compliant Cori
 r10pez10: 3D ass sokoban
dutchmoose: Don't worry captain we'll buff out those scratches
RudigerSmoot: sokoban irl
 OldUncleDan: But Moor What?
 Decaped: this game would be boring if none of this was real
dutchmoose: I love Depeche Mode
Papperslappen: very healthy mechanical noise
 TheDevil_Risen: chugga chugga
 TheAinMAP: 
DrLigmaPhD: Cranes know no god
drcthulu: choo choo
 TheWriterAleph: choo chooooo
 TheAinMAP: 
Yewf: Oh god, is the wolf driving the train?
 BrindleBoar: ain't nothin in the rules that says a nun can't play basketball
 Gaelan_Maestro: hard
 TheAwkes: Softer than rocks, but not soft.
 Gaelan_Maestro: its carbon rocks
KV1NN4: coal is quite hard
 r10pez10: coal is soft like brake pads are soft
 OldUncleDan: Gets everywher.
 BillTheCat: she needs a coat
 TheAinMAP: I think there are soft and hard coals.
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, it's on the moze scale, which I think means you don't want to fall on it from 10 feet up
 Shurtal: Coal is a 1.3-1.4 on Moh's Scale
 r10pez10: coal is soft like a pencil with soft lead
Papperslappen: I hade a big chunk of coal in my rock collection i had as a kid. It was a rock but black
 Shurtal: anthricite coal
drcthulu: what a blast
 Shurtal: slightly harder than chalk
 Cptasparagus: bituminoussy
 goombalax: interesting, he said yellow ticket and it said prostitution
RudigerSmoot: yea
dutchmoose: Coal'dest
 BillTheCat: COALdest thing in the universe?
DrLigmaPhD: You would experience sub absolute zero
RudigerSmoot: is this pixel thing part of the same game????
 TheAinMAP: Double the wind chill.
 BillTheCat: rip
 BrindleBoar: F
 TheAinMAP: 
 Akaiatana: You missed your window
adept_nekomancer: Building is so haunted.  So very haunted.
 MAPBoardgames: 
 Andymonium: where's heather and ian when we need 'em
RudigerSmoot: are the moving windows points for "indika psychosis" or "building haunted"
kusinohki: this reminds me of Night in the Woods dream sequence...
 r10pez10: this is why i use linux
 Orestes290: Mega Man ptsd right now
 Gaelan_Maestro: sins!
 Travilogue: The point collection noise is very Bit Trip Runner
DrLigmaPhD: Damn Russians and their mobile windows
 MAPBoardgames: !point
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 goombalax: its like who's line
 Andymonium: XD
 BusTed: 
knightWarrior82: okay so yellow ticket basically meant documentation of prostitution- for anyone who didn’t know , I didn’t
thebuzzstreams: All you're missing is a big hammer and a cauldron to get over this
 r10pez10: i definitely didn't know that
  Juliamon: Oh no she got Misty'd
kusinohki: I've heard if you get enough prayer points you earn a 'get out of hell free card'
 TheAinMAP: Throw him off the roof.
DrLigmaPhD: Picard's flute?
knightWarrior82: yellow ticket or yellow card was an informal name of a personal identification document of a prostitute in the Russian Empire between 1843 and 1909
adept_nekomancer: Quick, take it before he plays the song of storms
 r10pez10: where's my fucking bike
Xafty: @r10pez10 pikachu fried it
 r10pez10: wtf
 r10pez10: you telling me a pikachu fried this bike
Xafty: well, hit it with enough electricity that it started to break down, anyway
kusinohki: my electric bike is powered by pikachu.  sometimes they over charge it
 HorusFive: @r10pez10 At this point in the game- I'm willing to believe it
 hedonistic_mushroom: Darn, my LGS ran out of PR kits for Tarkir... I don't think we've ever historical capped out at Sunday midday for a Prerelease weekend.
  Juliamon: well, good news is you can watch the rest of the stream
KeytarCat: @hedonistic_mushroom Oh no, the Ace Gang has come out in force!
artacuno53: I wish I could still like magic, none of the other card games play as well but im so disillusioned with the company making it
dutchmoose: @artacuno53 I feel you
artacuno53: As a non commander player im clearly not missed though so what are you gonna do
dutchmoose: What kinda snacks
UtilityPunk: 
artacuno53: This is where the fish are created
 TheAinMAP: 
 r10pez10: "god told me"
 BusTed: caviar'd
 Decaped: The End.
 Cptasparagus: you dont take regular coal showers?
 gualdhar: at least we weren't in the fish processing hopper?
 r10pez10: is it roe?
 BusTed: caviar spoon?
 vinewood_og: Eldenring ass shovel
UtilityPunk: Seashovel!
silenceaux: We're getting some blended reality here I think
 SymphonySolstice: sick asss shovel
 Decaped: The coal looks like caviar, yeah
 Akaiatana: Caviar?
 calculated_uncertainties: Spoon!
 Nigouki: yeah that's a caviar spoon
 TheDevil_Risen: must have been Bituminous coal
 public_key_reveal_party: is cam's mic off?
 r10pez10: it was never coal??
DrLigmaPhD: How much int do you need to use that shovel?
 r10pez10: this game is wild
 HorusFive: It's how they make the fish
 Nigouki: me thinks not everything we see in this game is either real or to scale 
ghyllnox: Landing on caviar would be much more pleasant
 HorusFive: @ghyllnox Less deadly perhaps
thebuzzstreams: @DrLigmaPhD in game or real life? because real life. got a mighty need
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 BusTed: 
  Juliamon: SHAME
 SnackPak_: first shame, then guilt
KeytarCat: Shame is external, guilt is internal!
kusinohki: "give me celebacy and chastity... but not yet"
 Akaiatana: Paint bottles, maybe?
 Gaelan_Maestro: vodka
 OldUncleDan: After watching so many episodes of W&P recently, I would love to get Alex's take on these puzzles.
 Andymonium: 
 r10pez10: ???
 Gaelan_Maestro: its russia, everything is vodka
 TheDevil_Risen: ok it wasnt coal
 TheDevil_Risen: it was fish roe
grometty: Fish
 Nigouki: hot smoked herring
UtilityPunk: Fish room!
thebuzzstreams: so... roe thn
 TheDevil_Risen: maybe.
adept_nekomancer: This room seems... awfully fishy.
 TheDevil_Risen: that's a lot of fish!
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 HorusFive: Totally reasonable place to put these
 SymphonySolstice: frogger time
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 r10pez10: why are the cows so big
 MAPBoardgames: All those fish in a roe!
 Andymonium: these fish do seem a little dodgey
 Twilight_Spark: Man James and the Giant Peach never looked so graphically sharp.
 public_key_reveal_party: I love the fucked up scale of everything in this game
 TheAinMAP:  
thebuzzstreams: You just got fish'd
Spades_Slicc: Very close Cam, this is actually a "fish revolver"
Athelgar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
 Athelgar: Indika was smacked with a large trout
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 GhostValv: wasted
 TheWriterAleph: "Go fish." *sunglasses*
UtilityPunk: Troutsmacked, releasing their album next year
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 BusTed: 
 gualdhar: well that death was fishy
UtilityPunk: Fishy dodgers, sequel to peeky blinders
KeytarCat: The one fish
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Nigouki: this is definitely something only depressed russian can make
 r10pez10: i don't think these models are to scale
adept_nekomancer: The revenge of Billy Bass
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoringPlumpHamM4xHeh-kVL0awU1fMZngJF0
 MAPBoardgames: Ironically, she's going to need a Sturgeon now.
silenceaux: Mostly I'm just thinking of chat room 'slaps you with a fish' stuff.
 Decaped: Cod works in mysterious ways
 Andymonium: great news! you get to do it again!
UtilityPunk: @r10pez10 It's a weird metaphor for a circle of fishy hell
 Nigouki: oh god, what's it called
 Nigouki: vobla?
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveRichKleeFunRun-Vx7MVSBsFR-5Z1e4
 hedonistic_mushroom: Well time to park myself at a Cafe and ponder the sealed meta of Tarkir Dragonstorm while watching Cam and Cori to die to rotating fish...
 MAPBoardgames: Fin's Fortress right here
 r10pez10: she died as she lived
 r10pez10: hallucinating
 goombalax: *Stinks to high heaven
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExpensiveBrightTarsierFUNgineer-RDbNfuG4dNfVBiV8
UtilityPunk: When you have a deathfish
 Redbassist: 
  Juliamon: Meat Circus was easier
 TheDevil_Risen: Fish %
KV1NN4: are some of those fish sharks??
 NullColaShip: I can hardly think of a worse plaice
adept_nekomancer: You just need to move... effishently.
knightWarrior82: first try
 r10pez10: why the gaming section soundtrack slap so hard
 OldUncleDan: And cue the dog.
Yewf: OH NO! The wolf!
knightWarrior82: lol
 BusTed: The lord works in mysterious ways
 HorusFive: He took the stairs
 goombalax: he's on so mugh drugs
 r10pez10: ilya simply didn't hallucinate
 Shurtal: get fished
 Nigouki: are we just washing the caviar juice off?
UtilityPunk: Mandatory swim with ilya  
 SymphonySolstice: well there goes that letter
 Akaiatana: Cod wanted you to fall.
 TheDevil_Risen: Praise be to Cod
 r10pez10: uhh
kirbywithdasnacks: !lurk
 Andymonium: oh my god they were fishmates
adept_nekomancer: Cod works in fishterious ways.
 NullColaShip: Solemates?
 Andymonium: @NullColaShip yes, perfect, print it, that's a wrap everybody
Qpaca_: What in the actual fook did I just doomscroll into?😂😂😂
 r10pez10: TIL wimple
 HorusFive: @Andymonium We got there.  We're finally free. 
 r10pez10: there's probably some clever line about a religion industrial complex or something idk
thebuzzstreams: @Qpaca_ Don't worry, there's also 2d platforming too
 Cptasparagus: does she have a sister named Sativa
 r10pez10: yeah dude use deodorant
UtilityPunk: Talking about a choice in a forced path 
DrLigmaPhD: I'm sure the air in here is safe to breathe
GirlPainting: well, goth made us with free will
 Akaiatana: Like the catholic church, it comes down on free will frequently.
 r10pez10: goth lol
 Nigouki: Russian Orthodox specifically? Free will belongs to the Kremlin
 hedonistic_mushroom: I turn away for 5 minutes and now we're playing Dead Space
KeytarCat: Indika super autistic
 r10pez10: sole, surely
Bionull: Symbolic pathing~
GirlPainting: r10pez10 you don´t belive in the goth almighty?
 OldUncleDan: Funk Soul Brother.
 r10pez10: why is big daddy here
knightWarrior82: according to google the believe in a ynergy
 goombalax: like which narrow walkway to continue down
knightWarrior82: synergy
 MAPBoardgames: God DOES play dice, and one of these days he's gonna hit it big!
 SymphonySolstice: the illusion of choice
 GhostValv: into the feech?
adept_nekomancer: @MAPBoardgames God plays dice, but he keeps rolling messy crits
DrLigmaPhD: the nun goes in the fish hole
 public_key_reveal_party: I do not recommend going into the fish hole
 OldUncleDan: "Not only does God play dice.  The dice are loaded"  - Alpha Centauri.
 r10pez10: skinned cactuars
 MAPBoardgames: @adept_nekomancer Yes, bu Jesus saves and only takes half damage.
 HorusFive: And also the halucinations
KeytarCat: Cube ass hallway
 r10pez10: smell
 Gaelan_Maestro: who designed this facility? like daumn
GirlPainting: elevator
DrLigmaPhD: Ilya just Blair Witching us there
 public_key_reveal_party: I love how much this game leans into the sureality of the space it makes
 OldUncleDan: We going into Rapture?
UtilityPunk: blub blub, we're descending in the tub
 Nigouki: metaphorwhat is this?
 HorusFive: @OldUncleDan She wishes
adept_nekomancer: Is this some kind of fish elevator?  A fish escalator?  A fishcalator?
 Shurtal: Fish Pater Noster
 Andymonium: so much valve-u!
 Gaelan_Maestro: @OldUncleDan would you kindly?
 hedonistic_mushroom: So apparently my LGS didn't just run out of PR kits, they had to ask for 3 additional kits to fill in the last pod yesterday. People have been clan-starved for far too long
 SymphonySolstice: some good ass environment building here
GirlPainting: they are usefull, and don´t call me shirly! ^^
UtilityPunk: "Valve inspector, reporting for duty"
 MAPBoardgames: God has judged these fish and found the scales are balanced.
Bionull: This looks like a nice place to cook some eggs
thebuzzstreams: reel big fish?
 Shurtal: Someone, go press the AZ-5 button
 Andymonium: soon there will be nun left
 Gaelan_Maestro: @hedonistic_mushroom my LGS didnt get any this time around due to a mix up at WOTC
 Nigouki: filleting
kusinohki: would you believe this place actually only has 2 fish??
 Akaiatana: She is already wearing a fillet
 LordZarano: Discussing free will as we walk through a maze of locked doors with only one open path, very good
DrLigmaPhD: Free guitar returns!
KV1NN4: A grouper maybe?
 BusTed: Let's jam
 MAPBoardgames: Always that one guy who brings the guitar
 OldUncleDan: So anyway...
 HorusFive: You USED to play
 Andymonium: anyway here's Grustnyj dens
 TheWriterAleph: i said maaaaybeeeee
patrick_stonecrusher: And everybody clapped
 r10pez10: hey it's your value as a person on a blackboard
 hedonistic_mushroom: @gaelan_maestro oooof, did kits show up?
 measureofhope: What is this game?
 Gaelan_Maestro: @hedonistic_mushroom nope, had to order mine
2 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
DrLigmaPhD: I passed a store yesterday just called "Religious Store" that you know has a surplus of icons like that
  Foxmar320: 
 Andymonium: average southern catfish sizes
 Quiscula: she lights the torches in every video game dungeon.
 Nigouki: something fishy going on over here
 SymphonySolstice: @measureofhope orthodox nun platformer
GirlPainting: are we shrunk, or are the fish ginormous?
 Gaelan_Maestro: @GirlPainting why not both?
 MAPBoardgames: Fish Scale?
 public_key_reveal_party: also the megastructures you need to house this stuff
 Andymonium: one of these days, surely, that other path will work
GirlPainting: fair enough
DrLigmaPhD: Jeremy Wade could catch it
KV1NN4: how radioactive are those mutant catfish?
KV1NN4: kaiju katfish
UtilityPunk: Factory farming is getting out of control
 LordZarano: The piggies in the pen near the beginning were also big
 MAPBoardgames: I think these fish might be GMO
 BusTed: So I says to Mabel, I says...
GirlPainting: defnetly NOT an AI image of the mother of god
5 raiders from Elisenaps have joined!
GirlPainting: everybody knows maria had 3 hands
DrLigmaPhD: Minions looking motherfuckers
UtilityPunk: Wobbly pals, probably penguins
 hedonistic_mushroom: I want an icon of Kung fu action Mary with three arms for all the Karate chops
 MAPBoardgames: Did you see that saw?
thedevil_risen1: Big saw
KeytarCat: Crow country sawblade
UtilityPunk: Why do I hear Nier boss music?
silenceaux: fish
GirlPainting: i saw a saw cutting a saw
knightWarrior82: it’s like little nightmares
 dead_delver: big saws for cutting big fish.
 lannersong: is this the movie big fish
 OldUncleDan: @UtilityPunk Bass music?
 r10pez10: i like the angle where it looks like they're going into heaven
 Andymonium: i love how the camera angles on the bench sections seem to further skew perspective on an already-warped world
 Gaelan_Maestro: that bike accident put them into a coma
Bionull: This is why the fish was "this big" stories keep getting bigger
 MAPBoardgames: I wasn't expecting Little Nighmares to go in this direction, but I'm here for it.
 OldUncleDan: And that's why you are not the Tzar!
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Bionull: Join the church of Parfen
 gualdhar: we're making her into an atheist aren't we
 goombalax: get dumpstered, get absolutely debated
 Decaped: Run to escape ontology
adept_nekomancer: Where is your cod now?!?
 Andymonium: it's So Good
UtilityPunk: Ikra
DrLigmaPhD: How much does that cost?
 Akaiatana: This fellow reminds me so much of the war boy from Fury Road.
GirlPainting: is this alice in nightmareland?
 MAPBoardgames: Everything's bigger in Russia
Bionull: That's a good out of context quote
 TheAinMAP:  
 Gaelan_Maestro: roe the size of ostrich eggs
thedevil_risen1: There was tuna salmon sharks and catfish that i saw
UtilityPunk: Indika's used to seeing things, but Ilya doesn't notice any of this?
DrLigmaPhD: We're dolls being played with by a DEEPLY fucked up child
 calculated_uncertainties: This game gives heavy 7th guest +American McGee's Alice vibes
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika for scale
Bionull: Is this what the Canlander format is about?
silenceaux: See in another game I would say this looks like a fight arena
 Decaped: Must be the cans
 MAPBoardgames: She really has a CAN do attitude
GirlPainting: why do i whant a tuna meld sandwitch now?
 NotCainNorAbel: so the machine is tiny scale?
 Marvoleath: Forklift certified nun
 Decaped: Why are there no pictures of Saints on these giant cans of tuna?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Indika is built like a forlift
 MAPBoardgames: @Marvoleath She just steers, god does the lifiting
KeytarCat: @hedonistic_mushroom what does this even mean? 
DrLigmaPhD: Giant caviar can levels
 NotCainNorAbel: enough to leave yourself notes
 MAPBoardgames: This forklift looks like something that a squad of Orks would be clinging onto
knightWarrior82: I wonder who sells giant can openers
 MAPBoardgames: The fishcans of Hanoi?
 hedonistic_mushroom: @keytarcat : I'm gonna be honest I picked the quietest Cafe to be in and I can just barely hear Cam and Cori. I honestly heard comparisons of Indika to Forklifts
 HorusFive: Look- when I want your opinion I'll drop a can of fish on you
KeytarCat: Fair 😹
 SymphonySolstice: he's talking like someone that isn't forklift certified
GirlPainting: i have no idea what our goal is in the first place?
 SymphonySolstice: trying to make a fish can staircase somewhere
UtilityPunk:  stacking cans because we're forklift certified
ButterBall000: Are we tiny or are those cans really big?
 OldUncleDan: Well, he really only has one hand, Cori!
KeytarCat: There's another four-high in one of the corners
 Marvoleath: You can move other cans, right?
 MAPBoardgames: It wasn't jammed inthere enough last time
KeytarCat: Well I'll be damned
 Cptasparagus: they look like giant rimfire cartridges from the top
 HorusFive: That is the implication from the story, yes
 SymphonySolstice: a bit late to be asking that
 public_key_reveal_party: where exactly is here?
 CaptainSpam: "Okay, hop in."
 BusTed: we love a giant backlit fan
 Andymonium: "This episode was badly written!"
 HorusFive: @public_key_reveal_party A "fish factory" probably somewhere in somebody's delusion
 TheMerricat: I feel like physics wouldn't have liked that.
adept_nekomancer: Welcome to the cocaine room!
Bionull: But Cam, you were concerned about the ventilation
KV1NN4: so much dust
 CaptainSpam: Again with the bike!
 Akaiatana: Was she sent to the nunnery because she was bike curious?
ghyllnox: @Akaiatana Boooooo (approving)
Bionull: I choose to believe this scene was written first and the rest of the game created around it
 OldUncleDan: Is this whole thing just a long and elaborate Jacob's Ladder scenario?
Kvolde: he only had a finite amount of blood to go around
 BusTed: 
grometty: oh noooooo
NimrodXIV: chop chop
GirlPainting: content warning
adept_nekomancer: So we're just going to disarm a man?
UtilityPunk: 
GirlPainting: just a little from the top
 SnackPak_: it'll be just like a candy bar in a guillotine
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 NullColaShip: @adept_nekomancer Gotta go for every sense of the word!  We threw his gun into the snow earlier...
KV1NN4: i'm going to come abck tot he vod gniute all @.@;
Bionull: Why do we think this will help?
UtilityPunk: 
 Akaiatana: Bisect Biceps!
 BusTed: hey neat, frogs
DrLigmaPhD: Big Frog
 SymphonySolstice: anyways, froggies!
 TheMerricat: This doesn't seem like a game that's going to have happy endings chat. Maybe that's just me.
UtilityPunk: And now, for something completely different!
 SymphonySolstice: perfect game
UtilityPunk: Those froggy bleps are fun
GirlPainting: TheMerricat what makes you say that? this game is so positive and life encuraging
 Andymonium: \o/
adept_nekomancer: Sudden frog-centric rhythm game
brynnjacka: welcome to rhythm cafe
DrLigmaPhD: Wait this is a vibe?
 LordZarano: Suddenly Rhythm Cafe
GirlPainting: where are heather and ian if you need em?
 SquareDotCube: From Talking Sim to Let's NOPE to Watch and Play to Rhythm Cafe, what show are we gonna steal from next?
thebuzzstreams: 2 per cycle?
 HorusFive: @SquareDotCube I'm guesssing Now Kiss
UtilityPunk: Hard to be frustrated with a bop this good and silly frogges
 Andymonium:    
 SymphonySolstice: rude!
 spethycakes: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
adept_nekomancer: So rude
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheAwkes: But it's Ilya's left arm!
 r10pez10: but it's his left
 r10pez10: yeah exactly
adept_nekomancer: I mean, it was an un-convent-ional solution.
KeytarCat: Steal your bike, extort a kiss, what a gentleman...
 spethycakes: guess you gotta break the habit sometime
 SymphonySolstice: bye I guess
 r10pez10: he discarded his supplies for his arm huh
 r10pez10: can't hide either
 r10pez10: also this narrator sounds hella familiar
 Decaped: Nute Gunray XD
 r10pez10: oh no not the paperwork factory
silenceaux: It's okay Indika, guilt just means more points.
 CaptainSpam: Full-on paternoster.
 SymphonySolstice: yeah, satan
 gualdhar: in the game's defense, it was the Devil talking
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, dat ebil debbil.
 NullColaShip: Chopping off a guy's arm really takes it out of you
KeytarCat: oh, is she refusing to use her left arm now?
 OldUncleDan: Hands sweaty...  God's speghetti...
 JKBalch: All that well water gathering p3arts off
 hedonistic_mushroom: Before the devil went down to Georgia was he pursing about in the Balkans
 JKBalch: *pays
 r10pez10: less sense, but also weirdly consistent?
 r10pez10: to be fair ilya also cannot use his left hand
 r10pez10: ahh
DrLigmaPhD: @hedonistic_mushroom Taunting nuns to losing fiddle contests is a hell of a downgrade
GirlPainting: my theory is that at some point in the story she died and this is basicly purgatory?
adept_nekomancer: @hedonistic_mushroom So before the devil went down to Georgia (U.S. state), the devil went down to Georgia (nation).
 Gaelan_Maestro: @GirlPainting im thinking the bike accident or before
GirlPainting: possible
 r10pez10: indika can't die she has the power of giant fish
EvilBadman: You kick down a dark souls esque ladder
 r10pez10: bye cameron
KeytarCat: You aren't supposed to work without a buddy, so why would they give you a way to work solo? 
UtilityPunk: Life without stairs, take a 40 foot bungie down from your apartment to get groceries, climb a rope back up with your bare teeth
GirlPainting: we use the elevator, to not use the elevator
 r10pez10: vandal
UtilityPunk: I like how she's climbing towards a light
 hedonistic_mushroom: @drligmaphd : I assume David Tennant is the devil in all realities and I can absolutely picture him tempting nuns one century and then losing to guys in fiddle-offs in Georgia
Spades_Slicc: Okay so when this game has locations become surreal and physically incoherant it's peak but when a mountain top windmill elevator leads up to the base of a volcano it's trash o_0
 r10pez10: hi cameron
 r10pez10: i got the godcon 3-day pass
GirlPainting: time for some fluid change!
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everhood 2) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (18:45 from now).
UtilityPunk:  Break time, get up, dance, hydrate, have fun
GirlPainting: hail hydrate!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Okay time to go back home and watch the rest of this stream on TV.
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is Kathleen's BNF gonna overlap with Bonus Stream?
GirlPainting: ofcourse not. otherwise the internet would shut down
 LordZarano: Oh good the R.E.P.O. icon has been updated
 r10pez10: guys is indika the devil
silenceaux: In as much as we are all god, maybe
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 dead_delver: @hedonistic_mushroom I would simply watch both in separate tabs.
GirlPainting: wb
 r10pez10: is that a map too
 r10pez10: three-fold cross
GirlPainting: SOON ™
 r10pez10: i'm still trying to process those cans
 hedonistic_mushroom: @dead_delver : two tab streaming?! How decadent.
thebuzzstreams: Is this like the devil's view of us?
 r10pez10: i wasn't expecting that door to open
GirlPainting: crysalids!
 r10pez10: they're fish, surely
 r10pez10: gang sign
 OldUncleDan: The Paul sign...  Hello!
 SymphonySolstice: dogy
DrLigmaPhD: B O R K
 Ballistic_Meatball: @hedonistic_mushroom so far, and the beat playing over there gives this game a different vibe.
GirlPainting: ok, cerberus confirmed...we ARE in hell
 r10pez10: can we pet it
 r10pez10: is that where that comes from??
 Andymonium: so floof
silenceaux: Fluffy fluffy...
 r10pez10: alexa, where can i buy bast shoes
Spades_Slicc: It's an elevator not a desendinator : /
Mr_TFE: <message deleted>penis
 LithelyUnshod: Etymonline says no
Mr_TFE: <message deleted>penis penis penis
Mr_TFE: <message deleted>penis
Mr_TFE: <message deleted>dangit
 FarleyF: thank you mods
thebuzzstreams: Many thanks mods
silenceaux: Life as a saint seems... Bad?
 r10pez10: wiki sez that there would be derogatory terms for people wearing those shoes
DrLigmaPhD: Optatus the Asshole
 r10pez10: but that the word isn't "bastard"
 CaptainSpam: Well, you don't LIVE as a saint...
 SquareDotCube: or get his ass chopped off
 LordZarano: The etymology section is *so long* https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bastard#Etymology
 TheMerricat: 
 r10pez10: if i was assembling a heist team i would hire indika
 dead_delver: holy slay
 SymphonySolstice: me listening to a philip glass opera
 LithelyUnshod: @LordZarano I go with etymonline
 r10pez10: indika got hops
 vinewood_og: Tron Ares!
 SymphonySolstice: aww
 vinewood_og: Yeah...
 AnjaZeta: Ew
 Akaiatana: Leto Betraydes
 OldUncleDan: New Naked Gun movie starring Liam Neeson.
 gualdhar: Does Jared Leto still lead that cult?
silenceaux: I thought he was like, verboten in the industry
 vinewood_og: @akaiatana    
 r10pez10: there's a very funny joke on one of the meta pages of wikipedia where someone made "22.86cm nails" redirect to Nine Inch Nails
thebuzzstreams: @r10pez10 That has no right making me laugh as much as it did... XD
 r10pez10: thebuzzstreams the first time i found it i had the same reaction lol
 r10pez10: Bad Jokes And Other Deleted Nonsense
 SymphonySolstice: she's a nun, she's not supposed to talk to men
 SymphonySolstice: I mean it's soaked from jumping in the fish pool
 SymphonySolstice: it may ust be in shreds
 TheAwkes: It almost feels to close to the source, but does it replace the plank you jumped back from as it broke...?
GirlPainting: the safe
 r10pez10: capital P puzzle
 r10pez10: me when i buy a safe on facebook marketplace:
thebuzzstreams: @TheAwkes .... I mean surely they must have tried already
KeytarCat: what's the interactable on the crane plaza?
 r10pez10: i don't know but it's a real ankle slapper
 LithelyUnshod: Tchaikovsky wrote Onegin
 r10pez10: tchaikovsky wrote one piece?
thebuzzstreams: @TheAwkes ... I take that back.
 SymphonySolstice: I was gonna say something
 Andymonium: Got There™
 r10pez10: i actually forgot about the plank
dutchmoose: I don't think that arm is going to make it
 r10pez10: !addquote (Cori) [Now] What's with people locking their doors?
  LRRbot: New quote #9297: "What's with people locking their doors?" —Cori [2025-04-05]
 OldUncleDan: The Straights aren't okay.
ghyllnox: From wikipedia: "Like the chasuble, the phelonion was originally a sort of poncho, a conical round vestment with a hole in the middle for the head, which fell to the feet on all sides."
Spades_Slicc: Your controller has an "any" button?
GirlPainting: witch one was the any button?
GirlPainting: i can never tell
silenceaux: Different window stole focus?
 r10pez10: i blame windows update somehow
GirlPainting: oh that room.....
 SymphonySolstice: that was the demon coming out
 Andymonium: something's Different
 r10pez10: i looked away for one second
 Andymonium: friend!
KeytarCat: Oh it's "us"!
thebuzzstreams: Have you tried standing against said devil?
KeytarCat: Indika's repression!
 r10pez10: i thought it was a frog
 r10pez10: devil makes more sense
 r10pez10: ilya isn't on talking terms since the Incident
silenceaux: Look if I saw a nun walking around on the walls I wouldn't make commentary (for fear of attracting her ire)
 r10pez10: what a wild puzzle
KeytarCat: Is this the Mirka tune?
 TheWriterAleph: lovingly rendered
 Andymonium: Very Normal Game
thebuzzstreams: What do we hate more, the mouth or the dog?
 BusTed: I want to say that was Romeo and Juliet?
brynnjacka: it dance of the knights isn't it, prokofiev's romeo and juiet
 r10pez10: yeah that melody was very
 r10pez10: BOMP ba-domp ba-DOMP ba-domp
 SymphonySolstice: hey karl
UtilityPunk: The worst thing about learning Shakespeare is learning that people pronounce Montague and Capulet incorrectly
 r10pez10: letterpress is hella fun
ghyllnox: 0 nun points
 BusTed: dang
KeytarCat: Indeed, none points
 r10pez10: ahh lol
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is he holding his arm?
 r10pez10: indika, he's missing an arm
silenceaux: What a belfry
 PMAvers: If that bell starts walking around...
thebuzzstreams: @hedonistic_mushroom Who knows, god may be able to stitch it up
Spades_Slicc: Indika what instrument is he playing?
 spethycakes: @r10pez10 it's not missing; it's in his satchel
 SymphonySolstice: he's still got the chops for harmonica
 r10pez10: oh you're right my mistake
 r10pez10: i've always wanted to try a handcart
 PMAvers: T H E C L A W
 SymphonySolstice: grabbies
 SymphonySolstice: ok! sure
 r10pez10: oh it's HUGE
adept_nekomancer: Just a little amateur masonry.
thebuzzstreams: What in the Soviet Tetris is this?
 r10pez10: holy shit
 dead_delver: soviet engineering.
 Andymonium: aMAZing
 spethycakes: the epitome of brutalism
 SymphonySolstice: huurrnh
UtilityPunk: It's a crabbucket when we're trying to get down but we're moving up
GirlPainting:    hmmmmmmmmmmm
 spethycakes: what nunsense
 SymphonySolstice: I think we're a bit far from hanoi
UtilityPunk: Get thee to a nunnery for your crane certification!
 RedAlexxis: Oh, I thought they were doing nun of that
 PMAvers: A
 BusTed: A
 RedAlexxis: seemed like a bad habit to get into but what do you do
adept_nekomancer: @RedAlexxis None of it?  No, it's more Russia than Nunavut.
UtilityPunk: Foiled by a mere fence
 spethycakes: Imagine being the voice actor in the studio with repeated takes of just calling, "UP!" and "DOWN."
GirlPainting: our one weakness! Hip High Fences!
 LordZarano: Why is "rotate the hook" a thing?
 Travilogue: Okay, yeah, I think I see it
 RedAlexxis: @UtilityPunk yeah, those Russians are something
 LithelyUnshod: That was my thought, Cam
 Travilogue: Yup, that's what I was thinking
 r10pez10: that's cool
silenceaux: Also your last day on the job
 Gaelan_Maestro: uppies
 protojman: Aziz, up
 r10pez10: wow construction is so ez why does it take so long
 BusTed: 
 spethycakes: the apse is part of a church
5 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
Luminaire_p: 
GirlPainting: NOW she questiones the validity of breaking and entering?
 r10pez10: "Up!"
 r10pez10: you might already be dead, indika
 Cptasparagus: and he, believe it or not, straight to prison
 Ballistic_Meatball: did those finger flex...
 r10pez10: lmao
UtilityPunk: 
 SymphonySolstice: wrong guy
 Akaiatana: This priest is so holey
RuiFaleiro: is this that soldier from the beginning, the one who's a terrible shot
 r10pez10: man, that's worth like a thousand stolen letters
adept_nekomancer: "Come out with one or more hands up!"
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote hands
  LRRbot: Quote #4940: "I have one point of hands." —Cori [2018-04-30]
thebuzzstreams: Step back, he's armed!
KeytarCat: His hands are up
UtilityPunk: He's armed and dangerous, I repeat
ghyllnox: Both hands are indeed up
Kumakaori: throws his arm at the camera, amazing.
 RatherLargeToad: pocket arm!
ghyllnox: Dman
ghyllnox: *Damn
 r10pez10: oh
 Cptasparagus: if its sunday here does this count as going to church?
GirlPainting: pacman!
thebuzzstreams: waka waka waka waka
 Gaelan_Maestro: if you  can doge a wrench ou can doge a ball
 Cptasparagus: Sisyphean Pacman
 SymphonySolstice: get his ass
 BusTed: That wraps that up nice and clean
 r10pez10: oh...
GirlPainting: 
ButterBall000: Good end?
adept_nekomancer: Pregananant?
 PMAvers: Wow, must've been wielding a Hek, that's some real damage on that shotgun. Lots of multishot.
 r10pez10: wait
 r10pez10: oh i thought ilya had his arm back
 r10pez10: oh
 tehThane: cw soon i think
GirlPainting: content warning!
  Juliamon: He's taking them away
 BusTed: not our nunber
 TheAinMAP: None points.
UtilityPunk: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Our Sonic rings, no!
thebuzzstreams: from nun points to nun points
thebuzzstreams: nun to none*
 r10pez10: why is this song so familiar
 r10pez10: oh it's handel
 r10pez10: hyden?
 r10pez10: yeah, Sarabande by Handel
fonkoncle: spoooooooky! I really enjoyed my time with this game
 r10pez10: did we win
KeytarCat: Dropped a wardrobe on him
Spades_Slicc: Fps mode
 v_nome: Or was it a wagon?
silenceaux: @KeytarCat Or was it a wagon? I can't remember.
 r10pez10: oh it's like the Doom movie
 OldUncleDan: There is a part of this that kinda reminds me of the Comic/Cartoon "The Maxx."
GirlPainting: wagondrobe
Spades_Slicc: Wagdrobe
DrLigmaPhD: Heavy and deserved?
GirlPainting: he deserved a tank
 Akaiatana: Third person? Indika's the fookin FIRST person!
 BusTed: worth
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
ghyllnox: DOOT
 r10pez10: 500
ButterBall000: GameStop market strategy. Buy for five markup for 95
 r10pez10: ???
 BusTed: 
 BusTed: 
fonkoncle: yeah
UtilityPunk:   
 SymphonySolstice: we are so back
adept_nekomancer: The sin of the infinite money glitch
 r10pez10: this is very funny
DoodlestheGreat: When did this become Minecraft?
shushu2539: GREED
Mashamino: is this what a religious experience is like?
 PMAvers: Wow, this is a weird Balatro mod
 BusTed: We're so good at this game
 SymphonySolstice: we're gonna be here a while
 RatherLargeToad: is the Balatro?
 v_nome: What level of Shame you on my dude?
adept_nekomancer: That is perhaps too much shame
UtilityPunk:  Shame detected
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleFrailDoveRuleFive-j9hp1Di9ty8pVgXC
 SymphonySolstice: I wonder how high it goes
KeytarCat: So 2, 1, 2 gets you multiplier
DoodlestheGreat: Will wonders never cease.
fonkoncle: @SymphonySolstice I believe it never ends
UtilityPunk:  This is just so good
 RatherLargeToad: Shame point Balatro
 r10pez10: i mean, i feel better
epsilon_vee: can we trade in our shame tickets for a shame stuffed bear at the exit
 BusTed: oh
  Juliamon: Never cut open the goose
 Cptasparagus: im imagining Tinkerbell inside being shook for the golden point things
Bionull: Of course it's empty after you take the points out
 BusTed: 
 PMAvers: Super Shotgun: unocked
 r10pez10: i wonder if that is symbolic
 PMAvers: *unlocked
Luminaire_p: No more UI
 SymphonySolstice: much 2 think about
silenceaux: Freedom from your own fears?
UtilityPunk: What an ending 
DrLigmaPhD: Well... It felt intensely Russian?
GirlPainting: but wht dos it mean?
KeytarCat: I think we made her realize she's an atheist
fonkoncle: she lost her faith
Bionull: Secret nun level ending any moment now
shushu2539: its the emptiness of having all the points
thebuzzstreams: well, that's her in the corner, in the spotlight
 r10pez10: can we shake the relic again
 LithelyUnshod: Again, highly recommend Jenna Stoeber's video.
KeytarCat: And the points really didn't matter
 spethycakes: oooh I'm here for the music credits (mostly to find out what the opera was)
 BusTed: For anyone who hasn't seen it, there's an excellent essay by Jenna Stoeber on Indika: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij6FOmbWxoE
adept_nekomancer: It's the best game involving religious doubt and catfish megafauna I've seen this year.
 LithelyUnshod: Thanks, fellow Jestie BusTed
 BusTed: 
fonkoncle: it felt tarkovsky
silenceaux: Which reminds me, never got a payoff for that wolf at the door?
EvilBadman: Az kicked you that vid link cori
fonkoncle: @silenceaux wolf at the door ala three little pigs
KeytarCat: Isthat ticking from the game?
fonkoncle: when I played this with the bridge rotating did you have all the old men yelling at her?
 TheMerricat: So looking at Odd Meter's site, the only other game they have listed is "The Archer's Tale" The page description: "The only singing VR archer simulator. And there is also a half-naked guy hanging chained and moaning. You can ride an elephant shooting at the martinets. At the end, a flight on a dragon to touching music. Awesome game, if you know what I mean."
fonkoncle: it was like a weird easter egg thing of just old men yelling
silenceaux: You want nuanced insight not just "yes, that is the thing"
 v_nome: Reminds me of Tenchu: Shadow Assassins.
Bionull: The truth that fish are huge
 v_nome: They build a system that rewards doing lots of killing, then a story about how all that killing was bad, actually.
 SymphonySolstice: the realization that you are small and insignificant and whether you fear god or not doesn't really matter in the end
UtilityPunk: Chained to the hope of salvation that never comes
KeytarCat: The reveal of an empty reliquary proving to you that the rules imposed on you were mostly arbitrary and external
silenceaux: It's interesting to me that she fully externalizes dropping the wardrobe on the guard (if that's the right word, there is a separate entity)
fonkoncle: did you all know maniac mansion invented the term cutscene
 r10pez10: lmao
loufghyslaufey: @fonkoncle Will this mansions work
UtilityPunk: Back when he had hair!  
 TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: haha
shushu2539: finally!
 TheWriterAleph: aww duder 
 r10pez10: they're like the three easiest chords to learn
 Gaelan_Maestro: it sounds like he is punching a harpscord
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey I did it! I somewhat bypassed the terms of service, somehow...!
 r10pez10: that was a very good bitcrunched rendering of a detuned guitar
fonkoncle: oh yeah it's literally move finger down one fret from E
 TheAwkes: Bells
GirlPainting: what was you favorite part of the game?
fonkoncle: string*
 r10pez10: i liked BIG FISH
DrLigmaPhD: Musicality has a weird relationship with religiosity and self perception. Musician's brains do wetrd shit when they get into it
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey But I'm not sure how I feel with chatting on reply
 SymphonySolstice: there's so much movement for there being not very many people
 SymphonySolstice: there were more people in the convent than the world
KeytarCat: It felt like the only npcs who were people were either awful to you or each other
 r10pez10: i take it back i like the guy dancing to opera
DrLigmaPhD: Caviar for giants
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey Wait. They be all one stereotype at one point?
ghyllnox: And the food from Ilya's sack before he puts the arm in it
GirlPainting: kaviar = opulents
KeytarCat: Something about the persistence of rot, seen in Ilya's arm and its refusal to kill him
 spethycakes: and just caviar isn't nutritionally sufficient
silenceaux: Looked more like coal than food, to start
 TheAwkes: Fish eggs the size of your fist.
DrLigmaPhD: There's also the elephant in the room of sex and denial. Not new but still well presented
 SymphonySolstice: the coal giving way into being caviar
silenceaux: Ilya did seem a lot more lucid after losing his arms, even without the injections.
silenceaux: *arm, singular.
KeytarCat: Yeah, repression of sexuality
 nemryn: real interesting use of explicitly making things "videogamey"
KeytarCat: The sex led to a bad thing, so the sex must be bad 
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey ... very yikes
GirlPainting: the giant pig at the beginning
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey Hella-yikes...
silenceaux: More comfortable with machines than animals?
DoodlestheGreat: Giant Supermarket.
 SymphonySolstice: that was a good experience
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for having us.
 SymphonySolstice: thanks cori and cam
Luminaire_p: Thank you for streaming
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey I meme, I barely skimmed  it?
silenceaux: Thank you for the stream!
 r10pez10: thanks for it
GirlPainting: thx for stram
KeytarCat: fuck, that was a hell of a game
 spethycakes: thanks for stream
KeytarCat: Thanks for playing it so I could experience it!
GirlPainting: hi o/
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everhood 2) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (17:21 from now).
 LithelyUnshod: Thank you!
UtilityPunk: It's a fun one
DoodlestheGreat: You'll have a ton of fun, Cam.
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey stalker overclocking stream /storm counts for the year? <(=w=)>
DoodlestheGreat: YUM
 spethycakes: ooooooh delightful
 LithelyUnshod: I just built Agatha Fisty commander
 hedonistic_mushroom: Oh that bonus stream rules
loufghyslaufey: @loufghyslaufey Commodore... (burps!!)
 r10pez10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suFMi8VHopQ here is a version of handel song during the red sequence
 TheAinMAP: 
GirlPainting: how about counter counters...a deck about counterspells and +191 counters!
GirlPainting: +1+1
KeytarCat: 191 counters 
GirlPainting: yes, exactly 191 counters!
 spethycakes: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
KeytarCat: Oh, the mirror devil shaking the reliquary instead of Indika, because she "knows it's a bad thing"
KeytarCat: What a good game
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