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Juliamon:
Juliamon:
BraveOthello: You had my attention at "Is this your card?"
BraveOthello: Then you said "From soft"
BraveOthello: You have my interest
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LoadingReadyRun: this game rules right
LoadingReadyRun: like it has to
LoadingReadyRun: with music like this
3schr: This is the music? That IS a gtood sign
Transient_Bea: I played lost kingdoms 2 when i was younger. Understood 0% of that game's story, but I did make an entire skeleton deck
thraximore: some folks seemed nervous for some reason
3schr: Was that a dragonstorm?
thraximore: I'm sure it's fine
LoadingReadyRun: ive had it described as the YGO anime in the dark souls world
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SeaDiegoFC: I hope there's a pyromancy build
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BraveOthello: Even if it's a train wreck, it will be probably be trying something interesting
SnackPak_: nice split on the intro
thraximore: it was ok
Jericu: what if you start playing and it just honks
FurthestChunk: This is already deeply YGO
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SnackPak_: I'm already on board
thraximore: sick
JinaMahavira: wait, can we be the lizard on the orb
Jericu: okay yeah this rules
FurthestChunk: Why is she just twirling
LiamRos: Oh its this game, I completely forgot this was the name of it
TheAlmightyCheddar: Nito?
Jericu: maybe I'm just in a FF mindset but this seems extremely my shit rn
FurthestChunk: Two player??
kragmabutch: oh damn this game is my age
JinaMahavira: little high
SnackPak_: nice
GhostValv: this game was kinda interesting. I remember there being odd collection mechanics
LiamRos: Much nostalgia ... I spent so many hours playing this
RagnaButter: this game is two weeks older than I am
FurthestChunk: oh are we actually playing on GameCube and not just Uncle from Nintendo's GameCube
thraximore: over 100, wowie
FurthestChunk: wait do we have enough weeks to get through all 20 hours
avjamethyst: oh
avjamethyst: what?
FurthestChunk: damn wheeler
FurthestChunk: Gamest time
Invitare: FromSoftware made a card game for the Gamecube? It's Monolith and Baten Kaitos again
Jericu: I'd laugh but someone in chat already said this game is older than them
FurthestChunk: GamesTur sounds almost like a slur
FurthestChunk: How did you fucking lose a forest
a_pidgeon: FromSoft and mysterious fog, name a more iconic duo
accountmadeforants: I wonder who amongst all the Games Turners through the ages is the most powerful card warrior.
SnackPak_: art
Juliamon: 2002 BABY
FurthestChunk: It's never going to hit the corners is it
thraximore: oh YEAHHHHH
PipeSmokingOwl: Inside my loading screen there is 3 wolves
cobthegreat: Do you need a physical game cube copy so you can enjoy the "angelic" English voice acting
LiamRos: This is giving me so much nostalgia already
GedankenPalast_: !
FurthestChunk: Abort? The zero to pregnancy of this game is very short
a_pidgeon: I was so bad at this game
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KickAssKanuck: The Original Gamestur must be an offspring remix right?
a_pidgeon: "The forest disappeared and there's a strange black fog" Y'all, that's a fire
thraximore:
@a_pidgeon 
BraveOthello: Hang on, this is a black fog, not a colorless one. Totally different than Demonses Soulses
thraximore: Unther
Strebenherz: Good afternoon Wheeler. Hella performance in the Friday nights, you killed it
GedankenPalast_:
The foreshadowing is strong 
Decaped: They sure do love their terrible fonts
thraximore: thank you for the exposition, nameless NPC
RagnaButter: that map sure looks like an orb
garble86: Oops all lore
FurthestChunk: So what is GamesTur even wearing
letsbelgo: fromsoft and a card game. Its for wheeler!
thraximore: @FurthestChunk ... wings?
Jigokuro: Oh, I remember this game (and the sequel) I quite liked both as a teen...
SnackPak_: is it time to duel?
thraximore: boney boys!
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garble86: The heart of the cards!
garble86: Man trap is Wheeler's dj name...
LithelyUnshod: Oh no, the kerning...
M4RKNUTT:
Woah, I never catch 'is this your card'. Probs cause it's so new and all 
garble86: So many numbers d
Scarbble: cyurse
FurthestChunk: syalad
letsbelgo: It is surely a font
Scarbble: it's not the best font of all time
FurthestChunk: This has early 00s SNES JRPG fan translation energy
petey_vonwho: Woah, I think I played this game back in highschool.
letsbelgo: I am also a man trap
SpicyNapalm: I am an independent man trap who don't need no man! Except for when I'm hungry.
FurthestChunk: I remember playing a fan translated rom of Pokémon Gold with this kind of kerning back when I was a kid
thraximore: furry sighted
garble86: I want a comic sans mod...
FurthestChunk: So our new mentor is negging us
GedankenPalast_: Oh my Gurd
Piratical_tendancies: 5
SpicyNapalm: 5 for 5 stars
letsbelgo: 2 4 6
petey_vonwho: 3
azndragon257: 4
GedankenPalast_: 3
LithelyUnshod: @FurthestChunk Even spacing works for kana and kanji, but it just looks so bad with Latin characters
Scarbble: 1
Jericu: 5
garble86: Ehrma Gurd
a_pidgeon: 6
petey_vonwho: Skellymans!
Lichenbeard: no. lance is pointy stick
Jericu: it's not the intended use, but like most objects it can be a blunt object when necessary
petey_vonwho: Yeah, I totally played this game back in the day. Was even just thinking about this game the other day.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can see smashing with a lance, less so with a spear
garble86: But can be use it a lot?
BraveOthello: I feel like we heard all of this before
Carlioo: the hurdy gurd crone
BraveOthello: My Gurd is acting up, need an antacid
Carlioo: this ost rules
Lichenbeard: is there 9 of those cards of power?
garble86: Singing songs of love
BraveOthello: Hobblegobbles?
LordZarano: Ｇｕｒｄ
Carlioo: ABXY? it this a XBOX game???
Showsni: @Carlioo Gamecube
Lichenbeard: goblin farts. 10/10 game
ThorSokar: And if you like it, there's even a 2nd one!
Showsni:
A Nintendo exclusive From Software game from before the Switch 2
Invitare: God's perfect controller
tomnar: N64 controller is still best though
petey_vonwho: I wonder if this has been ported into the switch
letsbelgo: life is a resource
accountmadeforants: Ian described the GameCube controller as "like God took a shit in my hands" molded perfectly
a_pidgeon: But have you considered that the Mandragora will cop my chill vibe and become friendly?
Carthaz: Hi, have you ever played Everlords 2?
a_pidgeon: The testicreek
FurthestChunk: The testes are stored in the krab claw
Invitare: @Carthaz Everlords 2 was played on Rhythm Cafe yesterday
a_pidgeon: @FurthestChunk Ouch
kirbytronic: The Schedule lied to me! This is my favorite gamecube game series and was looking forward to watching Wheeler make fun of it
Invitare: @Carthaz oh wait, nevermind it was Everhood 2
Juliamon: Schedule didn't lie, Wheeler started early
letsbelgo: chinese elements!
kirbytronic: Look Ben, people don't read instructions
Avawen1312: i've never played this, but this graphics style is bringing up such powerful memories of like 20 years ago lol
kirbytronic: Yup, and sometimes there's cards and stuff hidden on the battlefield if you destroy stuff.
PipeSmokingOwl: Destructible terrain! Call of Duty 420 is great
Avawen1312: lmao
kirbytronic: Yes, Ancestral is 12 points.
Carlioo: are hobgoblins playable in goblin tribal
Carlioo: or uh typal
letsbelgo: get farted
Carlioo: trustworthy traps
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it a straight DOT or one of those poisons that only goes off when you move
kirbytronic: DOT
a_pidgeon: Imagine if the first enemies you fought in the Souls series were farting goblins
DrLigmaPhD: I love that they wave the staff when they run like an enraged old man
Carlioo: gob boss
Wicket01: i loved this game, i rented it then had to buy it on ebay because i loved it so much
Carlioo: also I assume that gurd will be the final boss because that's a wild npc design
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are those wings or some sort of weird shoulder accoutrement?
kirbytronic: I think she's supposed to be wearing a cape. Thing.
avjamethyst: you were summoning monsters with no magic power
Wicket01: there is a sequel to this game, but i dont remember it being as good as the first
avjamethyst: that's why they were grayscale
cobthegreat: It's ok if there no soft K
a_Weakling: Gems despair decently fast
a_Weakling: Despawn*
kirbytronic: I like the second one more, but I like them both
Carlioo: @Laserbeaks_Fury the box art makes it looks more like a cape
avjamethyst: you have a max of 10 gems currently
kirbytronic: And yeah, you have to gather them in the fight. You don't get any gems for just killing them
Carlioo: go birds!
kirbytronic: I think in the first game excess gems are bonus experience for your deck
kirbytronic: Yes
Lichenbeard: game design!
Wicket01: correct
kirbytronic: Unfortunately
Carlioo: benjamin "not dying in the tutorial area" wheeler
letsbelgo: fart smeller
petey_vonwho: You decked yourself.
Wicket01: can you go out of the exits?
Lichenbeard: the art is top notch
kirbytronic: Yeah, if you fail a level you keep all your experience and chests and stuff so you can update your deck.
aridos: hey chatroom has anyone made the shandalar joke yet
a_Weakling: Are the cards consumed permanently or just for the level?
kirbytronic: For the level.
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kirbytronic: Do you mind a small secret?
ghizmou: is this consensual ?
Lichenbeard: well it's not a goblin trap
asthanius: Try levelling ADP
kirbytronic: You can only add cards you received on this playthrough, otherwise you add them on the world map
TheAwkes: Boy does this game ever look a specific way.
kirbytronic: Yeah, those let you add cards you've received in the level
Wicket01: the gems eventually disappear so you need to collect them, but try to collect them sparingly so you arent wasting them
kirbytronic: The spare ones become bonus exp
a_pidgeon: It /is/ a FromSoft game, so taking a death to the tutorial boss isn't too bad
Lichenbeard: go birds
Wicket01: ggs
kirbytronic: Boss 1 Down!
fonkoncle: wheeler there is a game called legend of Kartia that is a card based rpg on ps1 by somereal sickos of the genre.
kirbytronic: Now to play Gurd Card Monty
a_Weakling: Pro
fonkoncle: it's on ps1
TimeToFry: 5
a_pidgeon: 2 5 6
Wicket01: 3
Lichenbeard: 6
paper_tigger: 3
cobthegreat: 3
Piratical_tendancies: 3
Wicket01: rip
kirbytronic: Yeah, the bosses are always available at the end
kirbytronic: (Also it's okay, the Golem actually sucks as a card)
TheAwkes:
So, grinding for boss cards? 
PipeSmokingOwl: behold my plant, it yells at people
kirbytronic: @TheAwkes You sadly can't replay levels until after you beat the game
a_Weakling: We aiming to 100% the card list?
asthanius: peculular
a_pidgeon: Have you been playing Yu-Gi-Oh recently?
petey_vonwho: I think you can replay levels if you want to farm the golem, but I may be wrong. It's been 20 years since I played this
LordZarano: ｐｅｃｕｌｉａｒ
kirbytronic: @petey_vonwho Only post game. You can replay levels in the sequel
kirbytronic: Well. "Replay" since the game works differently
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Gurd's the Word
TimeToFry: What year is this game from
artemixia22: hello!
petey_vonwho: There's a sequel? Crap, I gotta find my GameCube now
a_Weakling: Once you have mastered card handling you will be ready to shuffle the battle of wits deck...
kirbytronic: @TimeToFry 2002
Lichenbeard: can you buy the boss?
Invitare: since when can Ray fly?
TimeToFry: Wait if we're trying to save the king or whatever why does the guy want money from us for these cards
LordZarano:
kirbytronic: The only way to get money is to sell your extra cards in the first game
Invitare: Attack its weakpoint for massive damage
HiimDant: did Lost Kingdoms just say "flyers win games"?
TheAwkes: Giant crab card means there's going to be Giant Enemy Crabs around. A good omen.
Juliamon: I'm tired and my eyes keep seeing "Transfem Card"
Wicket01: i remember there being some very good cards that are very expensive and worth saving for
kirbytronic: Random tip the game doesn't tell you, if you talk to Gurd between missions sometimes she'll give you access to a bonus level
Wicket01: yes
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TXC2:
thought this stream started now, oh well 
Wicket01: opposite any other card game, you want the biggest deck possible
TheMerricat:
Doh, I'm guessing there was a schedule mixup? LRR/Live says we start in 10 min. 
Juliamon: nah Wheeler just started early
kirbytronic: Wheeler decided to start early
ThorSokar: yea, late-game you'll want multiple deck builds
kirbytronic: Yup
Shurtal: Bird Jutsu
TXC2: !quote 6012
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Shurtal: Bird O'Mancy
kirbytronic: In combat you can break objects
Shurtal: Jumbo Wheeler w/cheese
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Get on into that dungeon.
Shurtal: Stream
Trahas: with a card?
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Step one: steal from JoeKim's base.
kirbytronic: Yes
SnackPak_: rip Scat man
kirbytronic: It's holding a giant bag, I think
Cptasparagus: @TXC2 can we offer financial advice?
SnackPak_: so close
TXC2:
the gaps in the music keep making think the stream is stuttering
accountmadeforants:
TXC2:
Cptasparagus in these trying times any financial advice is likely worthless, so sure why not 
Lichenbeard: it's probably all the goblin farts
Invitare: wells aren't really secret spots. You can always find things down them. From hand bosses to onion knights.
kirbytronic: You have located capsaisin
Jigokuro: There's also combos. Lots of cool stuff.
Cptasparagus: Gold has dropped in price almost 5% over the last week, but Boltwave has gone up 15%, you know what to do
Jigokuro: Yes
kirbytronic: Sell all your boltwaves immediately
HiimDant: it was a thing and then some stuff
Laserbeaks_Fury: makes you wonder if there's a timeline out there where FROM never made a Souls game, and just cranks out RPGs like this
kirbytronic: I would love a return to Rune/Lost Kingdoms
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would assume you can start at any point
Jigokuro: I think just do the right order from now
Invitare: you... turned on a tap?
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury there's a timeline where they only make Metal Wolf Chaos games
Lichenbeard: well hello there!
Invitare: HEY! Listen!
HiimDant:
a scholar joined by fairies? never seen anything like that before
Shurtal: this feels like a Boss Fountain, yeah
ThorSokar: yes
kirbytronic: Yup. You can build themes, or customize your deck for the level you're going to do, some cards that can combo together, etc.
Orestes290: No reach
Invitare: It's a man trap, not a bird trap
kirbytronic: Summons generally have very short range
goombalax: oh my goooood I played this game
TimeToFry: That's a pokemon
goombalax: like sugar, nephew
Juliamon: A classic JRPG critter
Stevie_T: Uncle who loves carbs
Invitare: there's a pokemon called Carbink
Notamys3000: yoooo carbuncle, we're gaming now
Metric_Furlong:
it's a carbohydrate, nephew
Shurtal: i need to find that official art of the Final Fantasy Carbuncle in the "Not" Air Jordans
TXC2: Carbuncle is fun but less healthy version of Proteinuncle
a_Weakling: Did we ever look at the sea monk?
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Marvoleath: !fart
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kirbytronic: It's still a Fromsoft game
Nightmanflock:
It still boggles my mind that this is a FromSoft game. I don't get to say I don't like any of their games anymore 
Coloneljesus: I would love to see you justify AC for Is This Your Card?
Coloneljesus: as a joke or unironically, either is fine
Metric_Furlong: this is a Fromsoft game, just like Enchanted Arms
Shurtal: Metal Wolf Chaos has "decks" in that you can use a selection of weapons that you preload onto your mech
TimeToFry: Is This Your Core
kirbytronic: Do you want the answer to the water puzzle before you go to the boss
Shurtal: you could play Guilty Gear Strive, but only as Asuka R. Kreutz, he's a card builder
awilko: What in the sam hill is this?? XD
kirbytronic: Well, I meant where the treasure is. Or was
Marvoleath: for a moment I thought that skeleton is playing a guitar in that pic
Carlioo: when are they putting this enemy in nightreign
Shurtal: this golem is bouncing on it. Crazy Style, one might say
kirbytronic: Type Disadvantage
Carlioo: I wanna see souls players dodge rock missiles
TimeToFry: Skeleton did way more than 15
a_Weakling: 3
Skye_Stryke: 6 3 2
Lichenbeard: 1
kirbytronic: It was just a card hidden in the fountain
awilko: That one
Marvoleath: !break
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h3rsh3yb4r: did we open a moonlight greatsword yet?
ContingentCat: oooo cheeky ginger ale
TXC2: !break
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madgrady: just joined, are we going pyromancer build?
thraximore:
kirbytronic: I really do like the soundtrack to this game
Shurtal: i mean, by the laws of thermodynamics, all things are pyromancy builds
TXC2: interesting take
PumpkinRats: Oh dang I haven't thought about this game in so long
kirbytronic: Welcome back
TXC2: and we're back
a_pidgeon: Think we have enough lycanthropes for the loading screen build
toast3dsmore:
madgrady: dang he called her out
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Invitare: is there an egg deck?
kirbytronic: I like them a lot, personally. Fire golem is just funny to use and then run into your opponent
Jigokuro: There certainly are builds and combos, but I don't recall any specifics.
superdude097:
How about a Quality build? (Use only good cards)
toast3dsmore: scyther??? in this economy???
kirbytronic: I will also add, not all transformations are necessarily upgrades
Desruprot: its a card game based around a kingdom, would you say its a Card Kingdom?
Invitare: how many lands are you running?
a_pidgeon: "Should I be selling some of these cards? I have no money" is a little too real
madgrady: the power creep on mulldrifter is real
Cosmonautilis24: Sea Monk(ey) is very good
kirbytronic: The Lycan can be real solid... if it doesn't have a type disadvantage
a_Weakling: No love for the carbuncle?
madgrady: wait....the curser uses the BOTTOM of the feather?
wtrob:
TXC2:
Cosmonautilis24 Merfolk monkey monk in MtG when?
petey_vonwho: Pyrpmanc if you want to, you can leave your friends behind
a_Weakling: Rude
a_pidgeon: Somebody letting loose bees at border patrol stations?
superdude097: Should have worn some gold armor
h3rsh3yb4r: did we get the moonlight greatsword yet
madgrady: this music is from Donkey Kong
a_pidgeon: Bees, pigmen, same thing
TXC2: a_pidgeon all pollinators right?
awilko: Bees, pigmen, low quality graphics... is this Minecraft?
kirbytronic: @awilko No, just 2002
a_pidgeon: Princess got sent to the principal's office a lot for growling at other kids
Masslost: so this game is good cause it got a sequel right
a_Weakling: This music reminds me of jade cocoon
Carlioo: did it?
TXC2: ^
awilko: Oof xD
Masslost: now the real question would this game get a remaster in 2025
a_pidgeon: Gonna start reframing all those embarrassing memories that keep me up at night as "ideas for content"
kirbytronic: @Masslost Only in my dreams
thraximore: worth
madgrady: watch out for oozes at the bottom
Carlioo: yes! climbing animations!
Masslost: i could see this on the Switch 2
Carlioo: what a thrill~
RangerAlpha7: Great game, but 2002 can have its ladders back, we don't ened them here
TXC2:
a_pidgeon all art is just people working through their childhood trauma
thraximore: who is this
Carlioo: how many bits do we have to donate to get you to sing snake eater while climbing that ladder
Invitare: eggs???
Marvoleath:
SnackPak_: eggs, you say?
a_pidgeon: We trapped the parents and we're forcing them to play Magic
thraximore:
Invitare: bees eggs
TXC2: bees are a kind egg
awilko: Beeeggs
Carlioo: hell yeah that hitbox sucks
thraximore: 2002
Carlioo: 2002 hitboxes were a good time
petey_vonwho: Sounds like we should break some eggs
Voltekka:
omg i love this game 
Invitare: definitely a card game
kirbytronic: In that there's actual cards and deckbuilding for your abilities, sure
thraximore: 100%
SnackPak_: it is a game with cards
Invitare: What a thilllll
TXC2: a game with card like gaming pieces
awilko: Seems like a card game
TimeToFry: What a thrill
Invitare: in the darkness and silence of the night
a_pidgeon: Border guard at the bottom just watching you climb
toast3dsmore: still in a dream, card eaaaater
a_pidgeon: Straight orkin' it. And by it? I mean by beenits.
kirbytronic: Can I save you some time?
kirbytronic: Those are petrified by the cockatrice, you have to beat it to make it to go away
Voltekka: gotta defeat the cockatrice. the tree is stoned
a_pidgeon: Chimpanbee
Invitare: maybe that's the sound bees make
Voltekka:
foreshadowing fairy 
Cheese_Hammer: Fursona 5 Royal
h3rsh3yb4r: monkey bee
Carlioo: monkey bee sounds like a creature from ravinca
TXC2: monkey bee, monkey do
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Carlioo: ggs
kirbytronic: Sidequest, you beat all the bees so level over
Jericu: You did the bees
Voltekka: it sucks in the first game you can't revisit places
kirbytronic: You can revisit after the game's over, unfortunately
thejester5411: 1
a_pidgeon: Groll troot?
TXC2:
LionsEyeDiamond I didn't see the "until end of turn" clause at first and had a minor freak out about that card
Carlioo: this sure is desert music
TXC2:
"blowing sand" sounds to me like a euphemism for doing drugs 
Carlioo: someone's playing around on their synth and I can kinda respect it
Carlioo: for a second I thought that was scyther
Nightmanflock: Nice of them to make it do good damage for its terrible range of effect
Jundinator: Hai Wheeler.
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome
Nightmanflock:
You found it
a_pidgeon: Oh it's awful
Jundinator: I didn't think a Jrpg qualified for Is this Your Card. Then again card based combat
kirbytronic: Sandworm makes this level so annoying to 5 star
Marvoleath: Shai-Hulud!
TXC2: I first saw the David Lynch Dune when I was around 7-8 years old, boy did that do a number on me
Jundinator: Now wheeler needs to convince James to let wheeler get the Yugioh early days collection
Carlioo: birdsona!
kirbytronic: Blue fairy's modes are (according to the red fairy you saw earlier) Heal you, Give you magic stones (exp/recharge your mana), restore a card you've already used up, or a fight
Carlioo: yu-gi-james?
morgoth_bauglyr: did we have phantasy star online episode 3 on this show yet?
Jundinator: I can see James with Yugi's insane hair
morgoth_bauglyr: thats even more of a card game than this
a_pidgeon: Is Eternal still on the list of returning games? I picked that up recently and have been enjoying it.
morgoth_bauglyr: they are dancing
Carlioo: friendship ritual
accountmadeforants:
NapalmSideburns: this skeleton is bone-headed
Jigokuro:
Carlioo: mummies are just skeletons in bandages if you think about it
awilko:
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Marvoleath:
morgoth_bauglyr: OH NO
NapalmSideburns: uhooh
zeathean: F
TXC2: ooof
SnackPak_: o7
awilko: Oh nooo
Decaped: hahaha
Nightmanflock: o7
kirbytronic: Uh... have you saved?
Juliamon: good ol GCN
Jundinator: Oops
Marvoleath: sand wurm too powerfuk
Invitare: impressive
DMGlol:
ghyllnox: F
Marvoleath: *l
GedankenPalast_: o7
kirbytronic: There's no autosave in this
BloodnBullets: Ha, what a time to come into the stream.
TXC2: autosave? in 2002?
Invitare: imagine autosave in a game that predates the dual stick FPS controls
morgoth_bauglyr: FROMSOFT
kirbytronic: Ouch xD
Juliamon: it's not Fromsoft's fault
Jundinator: Oh yeah I forgot that this is From Software.
Jigokuro:
GedankenPalast_: Uff
SnackPak_: good warm up
TXC2:
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TXC2: hello raiders
Nightmanflock: Hey, upside, you can do the cockatrice sidequest thing now
thraximore: oh no
DMGlol: some call this the proto demon souls
Stevie_T: More like Lost Progress
Jundinator: Did everyone have good prerelease weekend?
Jundinator: My LGS actually ran out of product
morgoth_bauglyr: werewolf clearly beats skeleton
a_pidgeon: Getting the error there and restarting is actually an RNG manip
Jericu: My *prerelease
Rootpotato: @Jundinator my lgs ran out of product, and was sold out for every event all weekend by end of day friday
kirbytronic: May I recommend you save
TheAwkes: M'nip. *~doff's cap*
SnackPak_:
what are the odds the game crashes twice?
GhostValv:
Jericu: experience was pretty bad, went to a new store and it was awful all-around and we ended up leaving before any games because of it, but I had fun playing games and pulled an Eshki from my prerelease pack and a Ureni from a bundle my sister bought so that was pretty good
a_pidgeon: This feels like the kind of hubris that gets us a death at the tutorial boss
TXC2:
the content isn't gonna milk its self
accountmadeforants: Streaming: Where we don't finish until you finish.
morgoth_bauglyr: so this is the OG fromsoft nintendo exclusive?
kirbytronic: Something something pourpoise
accountmadeforants: It can happen, sure, but it shouldn't happen to me!
kirbytronic: Yes
thejester5411: On the bright side we get to do the cockatrice mission maybe
avjamethyst: it's good to save after every level
GedankenPalast_: Never owned a Gamecube (or any console) do they crash often?
accountmadeforants: @GedankenPalast_ It's over 20 years old and relies on spinning discs that were manufactured about that long ago
accountmadeforants: Oh, and you save to flash storage from that era, too
GedankenPalast_: Yea, time do take it's toll
kirbytronic: Not until Gurd says bye
GedankenPalast_: Gurd bye?
thraximore:
@GedankenPalast_ 
kirbytronic: You sadly got two in the end of the last level and added them to your deck when you were trying to skip through things
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
avjamethyst: you can discard cards
otakon17: good lord is this being played on the Vaseline Brand monitor?
thraximore: only 5 stars smh
otakon17: Double Hobs
kirbytronic: Your stars are based on amount of health lost and number of cards used, I think?
thraximore: 4*
otakon17: So I assume this is on emulator with NO resolution upscaling whatsoever
thraximore: minor speling mistake
Marvoleath: @otakon17 og hardware afaik
otakon17: OH
otakon17: GOD
otakon17: MY EYES
otakon17: Shame this game never got a remaster port
SnackPak_:
Juliamon: You know this is OG hardware because it's already crashed
otakon17: ah
otakon17: like it looks interesting despite my inherent dislike of deckbuilding in videogames
Marvoleath:
on the plus side, you can save some bandwidth and watch the stream in 360 
otakon17: we do deckbuilding because we didn't HAVE videogames to actually make the thing that's being represented
kirbytronic: Did you want me to tell you where?
kirbytronic: The Fountain
otakon17: Random battle go!
otakon17: I'm sorry was that a Squirrel?
otakon17: oh plague rat
thraximore: rats
thraximore: ashlizRat
Marvoleath:
otakon17: God she needs faster movement though
otakon17: so as you use cards they get stronger?
otakon17: also I swear I keep hearing a phone ring
Coloneljesus: steps in time with the beat
KeytarCat: There are always such fun details in FromSoft games
otakon17: there were chests back there too I saw
otakon17: ah
otakon17: man when is Skies of Arcadia getting a PC port
otakon17: will someone please pick up that darn phone? XD
otakon17: so the one time you DO need a random encounter you don't get it
thejester5411: This music is giving me a lot of Final Fantasy 7 vibes. Or just JRPG in general.
kirbytronic: I'm glad they took away the need to be actively fighting to destroy things in the sequel
otakon17: I give it 20 minutes
SquareDotCube: 22 years
KeytarCat: I wish every game had a Siren to summon a max level random encounter
otakon17: still it's weird you can ONLY interact with the environment through combat
otakon17: but that is an interesting system
otakon17: ca'caw bitch!
otakon17: can you combine cards to strengthen them?
kirbytronic: It's a water type mandragora
otakon17: let's see
otakon17: Water Element, Independent Trap card according to the wiki
otakon17: but being a FROMSOFT game are there mimics?
kirbytronic: The blue fairies can be helpful, but they'll also spawn random encounters sometimes
otakon17: welp time to RNG again
otakon17: also those are barrels?
kirbytronic: No, they're just the one time effect
Gerrimeister: just came in, what am i seeing?
otakon17: DID
otakon17: IT FARTS?!
kirbytronic: @Gerrimeister 2002
Marvoleath: !fart
LRRbot: The pant poof!
Gerrimeister: Fromsoft? lol
a_pidgeon: Love a good ARPTCG
otakon17: SO you can use cards as summons OR attacks?
Gerrimeister: truly the s
otakon17: or does it depend on the classification
kirbytronic: And my favorite gamecube series, which is why I'm here to listen to Wheeler make fun of it for 3 hours. I set an alarm for this stream xD
Gerrimeister: dark souls of cardgames
otakon17: no no make fun!
Marvoleath: @otakon17 yes, plus there are some that change your character into a thing
JKBalch: Yeah, called Lets Nope
Wolfstrike_NL: ^
Jigokuro:
Hey, they get to see anything they missed anyway. 
otakon17: @Marvoleath I mean why not just make damn spells that do that instead of random ass cards
otakon17: that speen to ween
kirbytronic: xD I legitimately didn't know that that enemy could spawn on this level
kirbytronic: He saved before this level, yes
otakon17: so is there no way to heal besides save points?
kirbytronic: Mhm
Marvoleath: some blue fairies heal, and some summons
kirbytronic: @otakon17 You can save at save points in levels, and between levels
otakon17: a PLAGUE rat mind you
otakon17: the Hobgoblin is the weakest in the game huh?
DeM0nFiRe: Poor hobgoblin trying to go to his 9-5 farting job like the rest of us, catching strays
kirbytronic: There are cards that literally do nothing and are labeled as 'distractions'
otakon17: no secret upgrade or anything?
otakon17: oh shit boss
otakon17: that's a golem
otakon17: it's doing like 1 damage
otakon17: it squeaks adorabey though
otakon17: it's Fire so water cards should kick it's ass though right?
Notamys3000: carbuncle's just a little guy
otakon17: so do Gems auto regen or do you hAVE to grab them to restore summon power?
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kirbytronic: @otakon17 You have to grab them as they appear from damage/destroyed objects.
otakon17: so what happens if you run out of gems? you just lose?
otakon17: bc he's down to 1
KeytarCat: Gems is mana?
otakon17: damn that was close
kirbytronic: You then cast cards for health, although it's a very rough conversion rate
otakon17: and you JUST MISSED THE GOLEM
Wolfstrike_NL: rats!
otakon17: replay
otakon17: get that golem
thraximore: ashlizRat
otakon17: The golem must be acquired
otakon17: Anyway have fun with that I'm off to play something of my own
Invitare: Apo the Cary
otakon17: thanks for the snippet and answering my annoying questions o/
kirbytronic: Enjoy your afternoon/evening/etc.
kirbytronic: Transform, and transform isn't necessarily upgrade
kirbytronic: Did you save
kirbytronic: Now you can get some of your belly boys
thejester5411: Keep an eye out for the cockatrice cave this time around
kirbytronic: You have fire cards this time around though
kirbytronic: There's actually a combo in the 2nd game that if you have all 4 lizards in your hand at once you can make them all attack together xD
Cptasparagus: did you see the dinky ZL button on the new version of the gamecube controller?
Cptasparagus: for the switch 2
asthanius: Switch 2 GC controller
Cptasparagus: it has a ZL button but its the size of a tic tac
Invitare: unlikely
asthanius: They'll never rerelease Melee. I would bet money on that.
Invitare: but they did do gamecube games as part of their online service
Jericu: yeah because s2 is getting gc games on the online service
asthanius: They've never rereleased any smash
Invitare: yeah, but they won't do melee. They've never rereleased it and won't start now
asthanius: It's Nintendo
accountmadeforants: Melee isn't part of their announced list. Nor is Custom Robo.
asthanius: This is specifically a Melee thing imo
Cptasparagus: there isnt a console war between Xbox and PS since Microsoft said "Everything is an xbox"
asthanius: Because the community is toxic and doesn't want to put out something that could outshine Ultimate
Cptasparagus: oh yeah for sure that stuck
Invitare: eh Melee is probably worse than Pokemon. Though not by much
FurthestChunk: why would anyone come into lrr twitch chat and be parasocial
Cptasparagus: Splatoon players are toxic lol? I never knew that, only played PVE.
KeytarCat:
"Have you talked to anyone who plays?"
FurthestChunk: that would never happen
Bruceski: Waitress asks "is Pepsi okay" and I stare into the distance as the screams echo in my ears. Friends lost to the cola wars. No, Pepsi will never be okay, not after the things I did.
asthanius: I don't think they hate it, I think the community isn't a draw for them, and why put out Melee when Ultimate exists?
asthanius: If Nintendo wanted money they would rerelease so many more games
Jigokuro: The only time a 'console war' line has been worth the time to hear it is when one side is losing hilariously.
KeytarCat: "We can show our kids this game we loved!"
Jigokuro: Otherwise it's irrelevant
accountmadeforants: They don't actually sell the individual games, it's just part of their more expensive subscription, so they really only need enough games to make that subscription seem marginally worth it.
KeytarCat: It's like the resurgence of the worst wizard school
QuixoticScrivener: I feel personally called out. Now where is my FE:Awakening port?
goombalax: they could charge a hundred for melee and people would buy it
accountmadeforants: (But yeah, I do think Melee is possible, regardless of the narrative)
asthanius: In this economy?
kirbytronic: Can I make a cash bet on whether or not they'll rerelease this game on switch 2? Because I feel like the odds are slim
asthanius: I'm American I can't waste a dime right now
Cptasparagus: we gotta save our money to bribe our way in and out of the country
kirbytronic: Yeah, this was certainly a... decision they made
Jericu: would we be (parody) betting on Melee being added to the gamecube online service or (parody) betting on it getting a full rerelease?
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kirbytronic: Yes
Jericu: because I'd (parody) bet against the later, but not the former
thejester5411: I believe it said you had to destroy three eggs
itbedefii:
omg this was one of my favorite gamecube games 
asthanius: They announced Soul Calibur 2, who even needs Melee
Cptasparagus: where are the twitch bookies at
ghyllnox: How long can you run a Twitch prediction?
Earthenone: you can tell this game is over 20 years old, no way would we break eggs in 2025
Cptasparagus: @ghyllnox i died at this
Jericu: then no I would not parody parody bet on that. Smash 64 got added to the N64 service, I see no reason Melee wouldn't get added to the gamecube service, personally.
Nightmanflock: @asthanius the big shocker was F-Zero GX tbh. That was a huge win of an announcement, people love that game
Nightmanflock: with online and local multiplayer? Crazy
kirbytronic: If it was against TOS there wouldn't be so many counterstrike scammers
a_pidgeon: I mean, yeah, these look like geese. Gotta go all out.
Jericu: The only evidence that Melee wouldn't be added is that I don't think it was in the lineup they showed when they announced it? but that means less than nothing imo
Cptasparagus: ****atrice
Jericu: you know for all that dudes buildup those cockatrice seemed pretty easy to beat
NapalmSideburns: Real cocatrice no gimmicks
kirbytronic: I also didn't know you could do that xD
NapalmSideburns: It sure is!
Gerrimeister: this game even has bonfires, it is actually dark souls
thejester5411: Two trailer park girls going around me outside
Brozard: Wow, what a giant B
kirbytronic: Chi Ya!
Jigokuro:
An indie dev tweeted a meme after the direct of the "when you are [making an Air Ride spiritual successor] and your opponent is [Air Riders]" RIP that guy.
SquareDotCube: At least their game won't be $80
kirbytronic: @Jigokuro Reminds me of the guy who was doing an animal crossing alike with a focus on terraforming when they announced new horizons
kirbytronic: Dragon Knight is one of the best cards in the game
asthanius: Nintendo has said first-party pricing will be done on a per-game basis, fwiw
Jericu: Pricing sucks even if it's only "some" of the games, imo.
KeytarCat: Is there a deck size restriction?
kirbytronic: 30 cards
FurthestChunk: balatro should've cost four hundred dollars and your average AAA slop should be five bucks
Carlioo: which is why balatro should've cost more
FurthestChunk: my actual hot take is that video games should cost money
NapalmSideburns: You should save
Juliamon: People desperately undervalue games
FurthestChunk: i strongly believe in artists being paid
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Earthenone: my stance has always been 1$ an hour is fine
svenning28: id gladly pay another 60 for factorio
kirbytronic: EXP is per card
FurthestChunk: i don't use dollar per hour heuristics because that is not the whole story imo
Jericu: if you think the devs are getting any more money for the games being 80 bucks than when they were 50 or 60 or 70 then I've got a bridge to sell you tbh
Storm__404: i like to play an hour per dollar i spent at minimum but the cheaper the game the happier i am
Carlioo: I think video games should cost money but the price raise seems to only benefit publishers and not developers
Gerrimeister: are there sales on online console shops? never owned one
Jigokuro: Eh, 60usd when MK8 came out is 80usd from inflation. As long as I'm getting a full game not full of microtrans I'm happy.
Wolfstrike_NL: Getting served with 100's of full priced, unfinished games with 4 dlc's later doesn't help either
KeytarCat: I'm so fickle in my taste that I really never know if I'll play more than like 2 hours of something
FurthestChunk: not wanting small trans people? Fucked up
KeytarCat: I play a lot of retro games these days
kirbytronic: Yeah. Ones in your deck get exp for your excess magic stones in a match, and individual cards get a bonus for killing strike on an enemy.
Jigokuro: There absolutely are very short games worth a high price due to fantastic story.
Jigokuro: Not everything needs to be long or replayable
FurthestChunk: i have bought the original command and conquer so many times dog
kirbytronic: Also ben, don't want to give spoilers, but check around the oasises
Jericu: and the inflation talk doesn't work either, because wages haven't meaningfully increased either. Games may have cost more in the 2000s when adjusted for inflation, but people aren't making more money to keep in line with that so it's a moot point.
calculated_uncertainties: Diving deep into that villain arc, eh?
FurthestChunk: I mean the solution to that problem is not broadcastable in the twitch chat for a comedy troupe
kirbytronic: That little obelisk right next to it
KeytarCat: Is your take that story is the least important part of video games?
FurthestChunk: I will say that Luigi is a pretty cool video game character
YeetTheRich_: you're already the established heel of north 100 so might as well embrace
Trahas: speaking of most hated, are you enjoying playing the villain in Friday Nights?
svenning28: does this game allow ponza?
a_pidgeon: @FurthestChunk Does it rhyme with shmoletariat shmevolution?
Cptasparagus: wow this guy can afford to go to the theater
FurthestChunk: Legally I cannot say
kirbytronic: Your Seto Kaiba arc
FurthestChunk: +2
FurthestChunk: How thicc is the mummy
Jericu: oh great, now we're gonna get lectured about avocado toast
FurthestChunk: man that's a classic strawman
Trahas: don't tell boomers that
Jigokuro: Depends where but yeh generally.
kirbytronic: Look Ben, it was 1 am, I was hungry, and there's people sleeping next to my kitchen
FurthestChunk: real throwback shit
ContingentCat: yup, but for some reason boomers found it outragous
kristof162028: Good afternoon Ben I was wondering how gram doing I haven't seen him in awhile on the magic streams is he okay?
Jericu: wasn't graham on this last weeks fnpf?
SquareDotCube: Compared to Avogadro's Toast, in which you made way too much toast
kirbytronic: He's been in the editing mines, mostly
Juliamon: Graham has been recovering from a cold
FurthestChunk: graham died in this very stream twenty years ago
Juliamon: You could still hear it in his voice last week
FurthestChunk: it's time to move on
Cptasparagus: @FurthestChunk 20 years ago on ITYC were they playing Solitaire?
Juliamon: but also you know that "I haven't seen him in awhile on the magic streams" doesn't mean he hasn't been on them, just that you haven't watched them
kirbytronic: There's a deck point nearby
Juliamon: because he has literally been on the three most recent magic streams
Jigokuro: Can we actually move back? Back to that divisive opinion about short good games?
asthanius: I don't know how many people know this, but I hear Graham even had cancer
svenning28: as one should
SnackPak_: my bad
a_pidgeon: Parasocial object permanence
YeetTheRich_: can't believed graham got fired
Carlioo: can't believe I personally fired graham
lightfut: RIP in peace for sure
FurthestChunk: Can you actually imagine Family Guy doing a cancer episode
FurthestChunk: Like Stewie gets cancer and they play it seriously
FurthestChunk: It's more like, it's not insane enough for that show
asthanius: A Car Named Cancer is my favorite stageplay
kirbytronic: They did a whole episode about why it's okay that Meg is constantly abused, so
YeetTheRich_: family guy loss episode
FurthestChunk: Like it feels too mundane for someone on that show to get cancer
FurthestChunk: Even a joke one like butt cancer
raulghoulia: is it a special beam cannon?
FurthestChunk: No it doesn't look like the makankosappo
FurthestChunk: oh did they actually do a cancer episode
a_pidgeon: Oh, it's like a handstanding lizard thing. I thought that was one of those lil anteaters that t-poses
asthanius: monke
kirbytronic: Annoying
Carlioo: it's a trickster
Carlioo: obviously
FurthestChunk: Oh it's not main cast getting cancer who gives a shit
kirbytronic: So, do you want to know how to get the treasure before you wander into the boss fight?
FurthestChunk: I will not rest until Stewie is recovering from chemo
kirbytronic: There's an obelisk around each of the Oasis, you have to click it and it opens up the door near you
kirbytronic: At least one of them is hidden in a destructible object
kirbytronic: Good, Sand Worm is a terrible card xD You have to be literally on top of whatever you're trying to hit
Carlioo: are you sure you saved thew game?
kristof162028: Very funny ben on a xjghtly more silly topic will adam be playing the new donkey kong when it comes out on switch 2?
Jundinator: Is wheeler using actual hardware?
kirbytronic: Yes
Jundinator: There's a GameCube at the Moonbase?
Jundinator: Atari Lynx?
kirbytronic: They played Wand of Gamalon on stream. There's everything in there.
a_pidgeon: Psh, who hasn't heard of the Atari Monstrosideez?
Jundinator: Nice
SquareDotCube: Look, if the commodore 64 didn't exist what would LRR name itself?
Jundinator: I just realized, isn't this show usually on Sunday
kirbytronic: I'm glad you're having fun
svenning28: i saw some cards (thumbs up)
Juliamon: It was moved to Monday a month ago
Juliamon: !schedule
Jundinator: Oh
LordZarano: "The cards are pretty cool" - Wheeler
thejester5411: 👍👍
kirbytronic: I've heard if you spend enough money Wheeler will show up at your house
Sudobyte: ooh, Kill Team
Sudobyte: Watch them defeat the evil villain
kirbytronic: Since Missy doesn't usually do FNM, I would imagine nat
KWardJenx: Thank you, Wheeler!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream!
KeytarCat: FromSoift death sound!
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