Tarkir: Dragonstorm Famjam

  TXC2: CONTACT
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   Anubis169: o hai
loufghyslaufey: (GASPs) Return of the TARKIR TIME-
  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
loufghyslaufey: Uh- I meme, the Tarkov-
   Anubis169: Welcome to the Tarkov: DragonSturm Gun's Jammed
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loufghyslaufey: No, wait. PiF STALKings? I weep in sleep   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  TXC2: Hello Alex
 wifi12345678910: Time to stalk some dragons?
   Anubis169: m0rning
  TXC2: ahhhh
 wifi12345678910: aaahhh
   Anubis169: !patreon
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   Anubis169: !sale
  TXC2: sale is finished
   Anubis169: !store
DigitalSeahorse: ads! 
 KakuEpsilon: Good stalking, Alex 
   Anubis169: !contact
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   Anubis169: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #4227: "I am a Markov chain." —Ian [2017-05-27]
 TheDangerWaffle: morning chat 💚
  TXC2: hello TheDangerWaffle  welcome
Spluuga: 
loufghyslaufey: GGs saleLRRs. "I never got to buy you, in these tariff- I mean Tarkov- no, I meant- "Tarkir times...""
 KakuEpsilon: Have we found any of the energy drinks that permanently increase our carrying capacity or was that in a different sy
 KakuEpsilon: Stalker?
loufghyslaufey: "...y- yes." (coughs)
  TXC2: KakuEpsilon  sounds like a different game to me
loufghyslaufey: @kakuepsilon I'd be shocked if it weren't Fortnite.
 KakuEpsilon: I had a friend whp also stalkers that told me if them.
  TXC2: shining 'cause it's on nuclear fire probably 
 KakuEpsilon: Finger typing on my kindle so please excuse really bad typos today.  
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: never change, GSC...never change 
  TXC2: or night vision
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello fellow youths/stalkers how is the zone this time of year ?
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
InconsiderateHat: It's ratty
 RocknGrohlNerd: @InconsiderateHat good 
 KakuEpsilon: Rats going flying from grenades is hilarious
 JadedCynic: the ladder?
   Anubis169: TXC2..
  TXC2: yes?
DigitalSeahorse: no ads I don't need a faucet, we need Faust
   Anubis169: my foam padding on my right armrest just came off
   Anubis169: i have a metal plate now
  TXC2: Anubis169  I'm afraid I can't help you there buddy, maybe try a pillow?
 KakuEpsilon: Duct tape the padding on
   Anubis169: The pillow didn't have any answers either
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Assume House of Lies. Always.
 KakuEpsilon: Also over\under on being betrayed by star?
  TXC2: KakuEpsilon  50/50
   Anubis169: i would tape it back on, but it's split neatly into about 5 crumbly pieces
richard_ermen: Yay, more Stolker! What dark secrets will we uncover today?
   Anubis169: this shiz is old
InconsiderateHat: Defeat ethereal physics orb WITH GUN
 JadedCynic: I feel if it happens, it'll be 'Star was taken over by the Monolith and didn't willingly betray you',but yeah 50/50
  TXC2: hello richard_ermen  welcome
   Anubis169: LOL
  TXC2: ah the death click 
DigitalSeahorse: woops
DigitalSeahorse: 
DoomBringerIL: hey chat - any pas players have clue as to how far along are we? like how close to finish line?
DoomBringerIL: any past*
  TXC2: DoomBringerIL  I don't know for sure, but this has the feel of being in the last quatre of the game
richard_ermen: @TXC2 herro ^_^
 TreeVor84: I started playing STALKER 2 last Sunday, and it's all your fault Alex
 JadedCynic: @TreeVor84 yesss, one of us...one of ussss
 TreeVor84: @JadedCynic there is no escaping the zone
  TXC2: TreeVor84  the system works 
 JadedCynic: @TreeVor84 ♫you can logout any time you like, but you can't never leave <guitar solo> ♫
 Strebenherz: Enjoy your rationed jiggly spam @treevor84
 TreeVor84: @Strebenherz it jiggles like jello 
 PsychoI3oy: does your weight affect your jump height?
DigitalSeahorse: inside?
  TXC2: PsychoI3oy  not that we've seen
DigitalSeahorse: oh
 JadedCynic: 
mr_void_dragon: I have a question..how does 'play it forward' work?
  Juliamon: The streamer plays a game until they're done with it
 KakuEpsilon: We play until it ends
  TXC2: mr_void_dragon  it's the stream were we play a game all the way through
 ArmondoSC: he was losing his religion
mr_void_dragon: @TXC2 ok, thanks
 wifi12345678910: @mr_void_dragon It's usually just a full playthrough of a game
 JadedCynic: ♫ that's me in the corner...that's me in the spot-light, losing my aggro; trying to keep an eye on you♫
 JadedCynic: @ArmondoSC hivemind high-five! o/\o
 ArmondoSC: @JadedCynic 
mr_void_dragon: I think they saw him
 JadedCynic: the perils of "this gun is perfect for the job...but no one else uses it, and the AP ammo I need for it is rare..."
mr_void_dragon: @LoadingReadyRun guard: dave?  stop sleeping down there qith that bullet in your head
 JollyGee29: Oh, definitely watch this
DigitalSeahorse: zap
 JadedCynic: yay 
mr_void_dragon: question...which side did he side with?
DigitalSeahorse:   electrofaust
 JadedCynic: the Russian Woodpecker chirps again!
 wifi12345678910: spark I think
 KakuEpsilon: Scientists? The ward? I can't quite recall
  Juliamon: He sided with Scar
DigitalSeahorse: cool looking doors
DoodlestheGreat: "Housekeeping!"
 JadedCynic: "Faust! You nerd, you better have all my money!" 
mr_void_dragon: so far my only death has been when I went paddling in the south marsh's and misjudged how deep it was...
 KakuEpsilon: A gauss gun? That sounds like a thing we need
mr_void_dragon: though its early days yet in my play
DigitalSeahorse: 
mr_void_dragon: @KakuEpsilon thugh preferably not with its projectiles inserted orally from range
mr_void_dragon: I remember my first and only attempt with grenades in this game...had cornered 3 bandits in a house...threw a grenade.......it bounced off the top opf the doorframe and exploded in my face
DigitalSeahorse:   
mr_void_dragon: its what I called 'the boo-boo'
  TXC2: "stuff for a rainy day" aren't most days rainy in the zone? 
mr_void_dragon: @TXC2 yeah, so imagine what they call 'a rainy day'
  TXC2: indeed
 A_Dub888: Good morrow fellow stalkers! How is The Zone this day?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 JadedCynic: @mr_void_dragon that IS the peril of using grenades - applies IRL to; my cousin was going through basic and has a tic in his hands - got the nickname 'Shakey'. During grenade exercises, it was him and the instructor in the 'enclosure' you throw out a fairly large opening and get protected from most bad bounces that go to either side by the concrete, but the instructor offered to throw the grenades himself and pass 'Shakey' anyway...
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
DigitalSeahorse: 
 malsareus: because science
 JadedCynic: oof, Effing Faust - never shoulda let him make that deal...
 wifi12345678910: Maybe faust paid him with lots of magic alcohol?
 A_Dub888: Humanity's survival continues to be one of life's greatest mysteries
 malsareus: about 50% of human history is people trying things out to see if they can
 JadedCynic: @wifi12345678910 ....paid?  The Monolith?
  TXC2: malsareus  it's just science 
 JadedCynic: yeah, sadly "we learn more from our failures..."
 JadedCynic: oh shi-!
mr_void_dragon: I remembered breaking into a hidden room (won;t say where) to find an RPG...I had plenty of rockets so thought it'd be funny to shoot the door with the bazooka...it technically worked...
DigitalSeahorse: dang
   Anubis169: Everybody run
   Anubis169: RUN
DigitalSeahorse: it's falling!
  TXC2: o7 durga
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 How else would anyone know that building a castle on a swamp would mean said castle would sink into said swamp 
DigitalSeahorse: bbye landmark
  TXC2: A_Dub888  exactly
 ArmondoSC: just some of it fell
 KakuEpsilon: Is Faust the final Baust?!
 wifi12345678910: @JadedCynic DIdn't dvupalov give him the powers?
 JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse I mean, it hasn't been maintained for like 20-30 years
bippityjones: Good luck, this boss sucks
 A_Dub888: Can we get psychic powers?
 wifi12345678910: Or maybe I misunderstood what dvupalov said
 ArmondoSC: i think he did
  TXC2: A_Dub888  nah, we already have to awesome power of GUN!
mr_void_dragon: faust just wants to reach out and touch you
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 fair
mr_void_dragon: like that
 JadedCynic: two more beacons...
 wifi12345678910: @mr_void_dragon Faust has been listening to the Doors too much
DigitalSeahorse: can we get close enough to skewer him?
mr_void_dragon: at least faust can act like those mole people and steal your guns
 JadedCynic: shoot the thingy on his hip?
mr_void_dragon: (cant
 JadedCynic: @mr_void_dragon Buran, yeah - and then fire ALL the guns at once...
 JollyGee29: Guide the player('s bullets) with light
 JadedCynic: the one TRUE Faust, amid all the psychic copies
   Anubis169: ohh he's doing a psydog trick?
   Anubis169: arse!
mr_void_dragon: @JadedCynic I did find the extreme apllication of multiple grenades works on those guys
 ArmondoSC: isnt our suppressor suppose to help with this?
 JadedCynic: @ArmondoSC sad part, it probably *IS* 
 ArmondoSC: big oof
 JadedCynic: it's going orange...
 JadedCynic: holy moley
mr_void_dragon: @JadedCynic faust is becoming more sunny D then human
DigitalSeahorse: eeek
 A_Dub888: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 JollyGee29: This fight took me like five attempts before I even started shooting the beacon
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hey Alex, as a VOD watcher (time zones and all that) I must say I very much enjoy every one of these streams. Just wanted you to know that 
 JadedCynic: NOT NOW WINDOZ
DigitalSeahorse:  
 ArmondoSC: uh
 wifi12345678910: what?!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JollyGee29: You hit the cutscene trigger the moment you died and the game broke
bippityjones: RESTART
  TXC2: to the subocean?
DigitalSeahorse: 
bippityjones: THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
   Anubis169: this is the SuperOcean
 empyreon: UM
 RocknGrohlNerd: sub ocean one stream too early
 TheAwkes: Geometry didn't load! HA!
   Anubis169: Alex you found the SuperOcean!
DigitalSeahorse: wtf
 sephyhallow: ok Stalker just got real trippy
bippityjones: You are supposed to be on the array with him
bippityjones: Ohp
bippityjones: wuh
 JadedCynic: wheeee
  TXC2: !clips
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Calyte: Hello HIghlightReel!
 Strebenherz: Watch and play extra credit!!
 ProcyonFlynn:  warmup 
 JollyGee29: This is fascinating
 RocknGrohlNerd:   question mark
 JadedCynic: @Strebenherz getting an early start 
DigitalSeahorse: this the bad end?
 JollyGee29: I like how Skif's voice isn't broken but Faust's is
Calyte: Thank god for subtitles.
 JadedCynic: silly Z-coords; what do they matter? 
 A_Dub888: videogames.jazzhands
 RocknGrohlNerd: @A_Dub888 
  TXC2: 
bippityjones: Clipped https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpoopyArbitrarySquirrelYouDontSay-V-m0uAHkZQM9VzN0
 Strebenherz: Silly stalker, z-coords aren't for skifs
mr_void_dragon: has time and space become unhinged?
 JadedCynic: yes, Faust - EVERYONE that falls to the Monolith "wants to do right by others" - that's how it gets you
bippityjones: This is peak Stalker
   Anubis169: We get to experience this once
 JadedCynic: this is a very unique experience 
Calyte: "I've been here before" I highly doubt it...
 RocknGrohlNerd: hullo It me, nervous system
mr_void_dragon: its russian Tron
DigitalSeahorse: "I am become death?"
  TXC2: Ukrainian
 JadedCynic: the 'noosphere'
 sephyhallow: @mr_void_dragon Please. It's Ukrainian Tron.
 Strebenherz: The noot noot sphere?
mr_void_dragon: we've entered the stargate
 ArmondoSC: fffuuuuuuu
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
bippityjones: "I'm alive" 0 Health
Calyte: Still dead...
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Juliamon: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: are ya Skiff?
 JadedCynic: cutscene talked to death?
  TXC2: "I'm alive" uhhhhh
 JollyGee29: Seems like we might need to reload
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mr_void_dragon: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
ZeroArcana: uhm
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   Anubis169: uhhhhhh
 JadedCynic: whep
 lightfut: Have we soft locked?
DigitalSeahorse: we stuck dead?
   Anubis169: Sir, I'd like to file a bug report...
mr_void_dragon: time and space HAS come undone
 ProcyonFlynn: Amazing bug for the tracker.  
 Wolfstrike_NL: Are we Un- and alive
 A_Dub888: Yup that's us, you're probably wondering how we got into this situation...
 RocknGrohlNerd: @DigitalSeahorse we super invincible, now boys
  TXC2: shame none of the Stalker devs are watching today 
DigitalSeahorse: if we get up are we invincible?
 JadedCynic: I think alex deserves an extra achievement for managing to hit the ending on such tenuous and narrow conditions 
 wifi12345678910: break time?
mr_void_dragon: reload, dr freeman
Calyte: "I would like to report a new anomaly..."
bippityjones: Now next time you get to that cutscene if you choose to let him help you up you get an achievement but have to fight the boss AGAIN
 Strebenherz: Amazing
   Anubis169: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
   Anubis169: that was special
DigitalSeahorse: 
mr_void_dragon: that bug was a doozy
hamraffle: Thanks to Alex, everytime I encounter a bug in a game I just say, "Such is life in the zone."
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 you're special
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   Anubis169 bounces around
   Anubis169: 
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 I mean, I'm sure other people have managed the same conditions (by accident) but the odds of capturing it on a stream?  "We were there when it happened" 
   Anubis169: There's so much LRR's captured on stream that wasn't dev intended
   Anubis169: remember that spaghettification of roman soldiers on GPLP?
  TXC2: yeap, and then they fell into the subocean
 sephyhallow: Your face isn't on camera.
 wifi12345678910: we can't see
 ArmondoSC: normal view
DigitalSeahorse: can't see
  TXC2: and we're back
DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: we TRULY are the smoothest brain 
 JadedCynic: "okay, everyone back to your places, and TAKE TWO!"
 JadedCynic: hindsight...
 JadedCynic: v-yeah
 RocknGrohlNerd: *ducks behind cover*
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 JadedCynic: this won't hurt, Faust - I promise"
  TXC2: it sucks that our animation cycle keeps getting interrupted
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: cant wait to binge this series later to finally learn what the plot was about
 JadedCynic: did the pills weaken our protection?
  TXC2: that's new 
 TheAwkes: This fight is what made me upgrade form a 3070 TI to a 4070 TI Super. For real. There were unholy performance issues here, that have been since addressed in part by patches.
 Chaotically_Random: he totally has mods on, CHEATER!
  TXC2: TheAwkes  so my 1050 would have no chance then? 
 JadedCynic: GOAT THERE
 JollyGee29: Got there!
 JadedCynic: ahhhh
 Strebenherz: Gottem
  TXC2:   
 JadedCynic: we couldn't grab the ledge  in our downed state...
mr_void_dragon: at least time and space are working now
 A_Dub888: Hurrah (for real this time)
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
  TXC2: he has eyes now
 KakuEpsilon: So this suddenly feels like disc one final boss and we're just getting syarted. Fucking rad ass game. 
mr_void_dragon: spoiler: thge monolith was your landlord
 A_Dub888: Monolussy
Invitare: @KakuEpsilon hopefully not too rad. This is near Chernobyl after all
mr_void_dragon: he's a fair one...you get a free space baby at the end of your lease
 JadedCynic: "all other fall for it, but *I'm* different"  HUBRIS, Faust
 RocknGrohlNerd: seconded Alex 
  TXC2: "Faust, you are a toy!"
 JadedCynic: Show you the slav-matrix'
Invitare: magnets
 A_Dub888: @mr_void_dragon when's the end of the lease?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @JadedCynic 
TeodorantZMX: Dear Chat, is stalker a good movie to watch with my dad?
mr_void_dragon: @A_Dub888 its copnvoluted...something about a spaceship to jupiter and an insane AI...
 JadedCynic: the Monolith was always a tool, a trap and a lure
mr_void_dragon: skif: I WANT MY SKIN BACK
 A_Dub888: cool story brah
 JadedCynic: Faust...you rube, 'stay a little longer and you'll understand'...you KNOW that's indoctrination, right?
 Strebenherz: Yay we're actually alive
 JadedCynic: and the puppets all have their strings cut
 lightfut: Tactical crouch, yes
 RocknGrohlNerd: tasteful 
 Strebenherz: Pfffffffft
DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: yes, Scar, but his belief wasn't what you thought it was...
 A_Dub888: "Concrete"?
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh  lord that was cold
mr_void_dragon: there is always grenades
 lightfut: That's an awkward position to maintain.  Good stretch for the obliques tho
 JadedCynic: oh wait...they're all different factions - now that they're not controlled... 
 A_Dub888: That pose must be hell on the torso
 ProcyonFlynn: Max Sleepy is a very good name
DigitalSeahorse: is there a way to see what was said while you were distracted by gun fire, etc.?
mr_void_dragon: I did like how they did preorder bonuses in this game, making you actually go out and fight your way to them
mr_void_dragon: they're not just handed over on a plate
 JadedCynic: o7 Star - you burned brightly
  TXC2: huh, so no betrayal from Star
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 that's the thing about 50/50
 A_Dub888: !holes
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
 Strebenherz: Find hole
  TXC2: JadedCynic  indeed
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: So...did Shell smuggle the anomaly out of the Zone and bring it within 'striking distance' of Skif's apartment?
 JadedCynic: *artifact, not anomaly
 JadedCynic: I'm very words right now
mr_void_dragon: its a g-g-g-g-ghost
 JadedCynic: dang geists
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic words are
 JadedCynic: calm down and just moan like other ghosts, you schmuks
 gualdhar: Superposition principle, STALKER edition: the enemy is everywhere until you shoot, then the enemy is everywhere except where you shot.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @A_Dub888 happening to me and from me
  TXC2: JadedCynic  what if it then moaned sensually?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 I won't kink shame
DigitalSeahorse: it is almost shaped like a Slimer
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 if it doesn't involve hitting me with things, I'll put up with it; I've lived with apartment-neighbors before
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Strebenherz thank you but, no thank you 
 A_Dub888: @Strebenherz I mean, Luigi's Mansion is all about the S U C C
 Chaotically_Random: Those gotta be BIG bees
 TheAinMAP:   
  Juliamon:   
DoodlestheGreat: And repairs.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 JadedCynic: @Chaotically_Random what if two bees carried a candy between them on a string?
 JadedCynic: 
 Chaotically_Random: Still gotta be BIG bees, or some really smoll candy
 JadedCynic: bee-haw!
 RocknGrohlNerd: barkeep pour me  the biggest, longest glass of bees
 wifi12345678910: Can't wait for the sequel to the Minecraft movie, the Minecraft Bee Movie
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedTenderPuppyVoteYea-8rAWw0RiSQf8XSvI
TeodorantZMX: the aesthethic of this game looks really cool
 JadedCynic: @Chaotically_Random *runs off, clapping two halves of a coconut together*
 RocknGrohlNerd: * tallest glass, rather
TeodorantZMX: reminds me of old abandoned serbian architecture
 JadedCynic: 'an influence' 
 Mazrae: just noticed, is that a bayonete knife?
TeodorantZMX: Serbia was not in the USSR and we we were communist but had beef with stalin
  TXC2: it's more of a "the Russians have stolen everything, how do we make do?"
 A_Dub888: @Mazrae a bayoknife
TeodorantZMX: we did have an underground air base
 JadedCynic: yeah, that's the thing; for every bare wall you have, you have an available canvas for an artist 
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  that seems.....inefficient
 gualdhar: Who was the Marine general who, when shown a flamethrower, asked where the bayonet was attached?
Master_Gunner: Knives are always useful to have, and you might as well be able to put it on a rifle to make a spear if you need it.
   Anubis169: yeye
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TeodorantZMX Underground by E.Kusturica, anyone 
 PsychoI3oy: gualdhar, Chesty Puller
 JadedCynic: yeah, a sword-bayonet + the long rifle == a spear
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 It had air, so technically accurate
 gualdhar: @psychoi3oy thanks!
TeodorantZMX: @TXC2 yea it was
Compic_m: isn't this game buggy af?
   Anubis169: I still remember bayonet drills, can confirm
TeodorantZMX: speaking of guns have you ever used Zastava Guns?
  TXC2: Compic_m  sure is, we love it anyway
   Anubis169: Compic_m: not really
TeodorantZMX: I am from the country that owns Zastava
 Strebenherz: It's charming ngl
 JollyGee29: A small heads up, but if you want that stash you left near Duga, it might be wise to make that trip before doing the plot mission in Malachite
 richard_ermen: Civil War
 richard_ermen: Yugoslavia turned into Civil War
TeodorantZMX: yugoslavia imploded, and is now like 8 separate country
 Gaelan_Maestro: serbia
TeodorantZMX: also civil war
  TXC2: 6 other countries
   Anubis169: a whole bunch
 wifi12345678910: Lots of civil war
DigitalSeahorse: lots of cold war?
 JadedCynic: bosnia, serbia, etc. etc.
 richard_ermen: Sadly, lots of hot war
 RocknGrohlNerd: bunch of states
 A_Dub888: she's cleanly dressed for someone in the Znoe
 JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse no it got pretty hot
  TXC2: civil war is calling it nicely chat, fucking ethic cleansing happened
 richard_ermen: Numerous war crimes and bad military actions.
TeodorantZMX: We might have another civil war due to the protests, based on what the media has called "balkan spring"
TeodorantZMX: Kinda interesting fact, I almost went to the protest where the sonic weapon was used
TeodorantZMX: that was a profoundly scary headline to read
DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: 
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  I assume this is in Serbia?
TeodorantZMX: yes
 JadedCynic: welp, it was nice having coupons...
ZeroArcana: not our wallet 
shushu2539: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Oh Alex, regarding AP ammo. in real life would there be any reason why not use AP as default?
bippityjones: At a certain point I just modded the costs lower
DigitalSeahorse: it's good you're still alive!
   Anubis169: nah you're thinking of Czechia (which a lot of the czechs hate 'cause it refers to one specific part and ignores the rest, most prefer Česká republika)
 JadedCynic: @RocknGrohlNerd cost and availability?
   Anubis169: and back then it waz czechoslovakia anyway
 ArmondoSC: no money, our default state
 JollyGee29: Overpenetration is a term I hear with AP ammo
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 gualdhar: Yeah, police don't use AP because of the risk it can go through a wall
   Anubis169: most want to maim rather than kill, 'cause it needs extra people to evac the person
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 As a resident of the Czech Republic I do not like the short version.
  TXC2: most things don't have armour
 JadedCynic: shoot the hostage-taken, and the bullet goes through, through the balsa door, and hits a hostage in the next room
 JadedCynic: *takeR
 RocknGrohlNerd: thank you @JadedCynic  and Alex , all very good reasons :
  TXC2: JadedCynic  well there's your mistake, you shoot the hostage first 
TeodorantZMX: Fun fact about guns ammo and Serbia, the ww2 movie kellys heroes was filmed in yugoslavia in the 60s, because our army had huge amounts of ww2 materiel of both german, russian and american design, our army was basically a walking museum
   Anubis169: RocknGrohlNerd: ooo whereabouts? i spent most of my visits down near vyškov 
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  nice, love that film
 JadedCynic: most of the time, you can elminate an enemy's ability to fight without killing them, and as Anubis said - "it takes more time effort and resources to tend to a wounded soldier than to bury a dead one"
TeodorantZMX: and clint eastwood, who acted in that movie, took a photo when he visited my city
 JadedCynic: but in vidjamagames you often have enemies with full combat-capability between 100% right down to 1%...
TeodorantZMX: chat how do you feel about the term "hopepunk"
 JadedCynic: @TeodorantZMX grabbing it with both hands, thanks 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 I did live in Olomouc for 9 years(so had my fair share of morvian influence) but recently I moved back to my hometown in the north-east bohemia a spa town called Teplice
Calyte: @TeodorantZMX Is that related to "Solarpunk"?
 JadedCynic: and that's with my username being what it is 
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
DigitalSeahorse: I really wish Hugo Boss would change it's name to something inanimate like eau de scumbucket
DoodlestheGreat: @TeodorantZMX Never heard it before so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TeodorantZMX: in my view hopepunk is kinda about like fighting for a better future, ie fighting to reform a system
TeodorantZMX: solarpunk is already being in that future
ITSG3NESIS: <message deleted>Does your game run into any issues on the strelok ending for the red fortress?
 JadedCynic: Nice distinction!
   Anubis169: please no spoilers
  TXC2: ITSG3NESIS  no spoilers please, we haven't gotten to that
DigitalSeahorse: in any case it smells better than it sounds with the musk
   Anubis169: 
ITSG3NESIS: I wasn't giving any spoilers lol
ITSG3NESIS: I was just asking if the game crashes
   Anubis169: this is a first playthrough
ITSG3NESIS: because I can't even do it
shushu2539: 
   Anubis169: when we get there, we'll find out i guess?
TeodorantZMX: I have sort of a weird question, from when to when did desert bus 2024 happen?
DigitalSeahorse: last year in November
TeodorantZMX: yeah but when in november?
bippityjones: You can right click and 'drop' sell as a quantifiable stack
ITSG3NESIS: <message deleted>@Anubis169 There is 4 different endings so may have to play it a couple times
 JadedCynic: usually early november - around "Remembrance Day"
DigitalSeahorse: should be able to tell from desertbus.org I think
   Anubis169: again not personal, please no future info
  TXC2: TeodorantZMX  8th to 15th I think, but I might be a bit off
 JollyGee29: @TeodorantZMX Started November 8th I think? Ran for exactly 1 week
   Anubis169: understood though, we'll keep an eye out for it
 PsychoI3oy: ITSG3NESIS, and alex has played 0 times, so talking about endings is spoliers
ITSG3NESIS: @PsychoI3oy What exactly did I give away, just asking?
   Anubis169: take it to whispers
TeodorantZMX: ah ok so DB2024 started on nov 8th
TeodorantZMX: was wondering if it overlapped with another big event in my life
  Juliamon: ITSG3NESIS Don't discuss the endings. Period.
   Anubis169: there's always the website TeodorantZMX, everything is still archived there
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TeodorantZMX wiki says it took place from 2024-11-08 15:00 until 2024-11-15 15:09
TeodorantZMX: i wasn't worried about missing something
TeodorantZMX: I was just wondering if it overlapped with <REDACTED>
   Anubis169: don't worry, unless you marathon the whole thing, you'll defo miss something
   Anubis169: that's what the VST is for 
   Anubis169: ooo that's a nice one
  TXC2: we've not used that double-barrel pump shotgun yet have we?
 JadedCynic: But yeah, there's a shooter I'd like to see - you wing an enemy and their accuracy and movement speed take a small hit, just from the injury. get them center mass and they drop sure.  Of course the same would apply for you (and often already does) - we do see Skif moving more slowly when the health bar gets short...
 RocknGrohlNerd: also also to everybody keeping the LRR and or DB wiki full of details you are bunch of saints, honestly
 KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic Isnt' that just the VATS system of Fallout?
 JadedCynic: so if I glance a round off an enemy sniper's head but not kill them, I make them less threatening
 JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon not intentional - you aim for the heart and he moves at the last second and gets hit in the arm or 'outside center mass' and takes a wound - nothing specific, just 'impairment of ability'
 JollyGee29: The Kharod is 556
 JadedCynic: all without a called-shot hit location system, and without explicitly telling the player
 KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic I think there was an earlier verison that did work the way you wanted, but they foudn it wasn't actually fun to play or something. But I could be misremembering or thinking that things work better than they do
DigitalSeahorse: do those take same ammo?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 KakuEpsilon: Time to find a Jobsmen!
 KakuEpsilon: Jobsman! Give me all the jobs!
DigitalSeahorse: we're carrying a lot of artifacts
  TXC2: "my jobs are too minium wage for you traveller"
DigitalSeahorse: can't sell them I guess?
 KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse We can, but you can carry 5 on your person, and sometimes you get jobs to get them to a client
TeodorantZMX: is that an altfire mode
 JollyGee29: I think the Holemaker only takes buck
  TXC2: given what it's for, one would think it would be slugs only
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 I don't care! Give me your most trivial job!
DigitalSeahorse: ah, more money from the people that ask for it specifically
DigitalSeahorse: why am I hearing a doorbell
 JadedCynic: tinnitus? 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @JadedCynic time to kill slimes or rats... or slimerats after all we are in the Zone
 KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse Did you order a Pizza? 
   Anubis169: when in doubt, the grenade launcher can also shoot a red bull 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 
 KakuEpsilon: @RocknGrohlNerd I think that just might give the enemy Wings though, and make them harder to hit
DigitalSeahorse: nope
 JollyGee29: Gary? Gary!
  TXC2: Anubis169  they have that attachment for guns for real
 KakuEpsilon: Meow. Wait wrong Gary
   Anubis169: s'cuse me?
   Anubis169: linky?
DigitalSeahorse: I think my neighbor isn't able to tell some delivery people when they order stuff tho
 A_Dub888: @JollyGee29 Ha ha Gary
 PsychoI3oy: Anubis169, 'can cannon' should find you plenty of fun
 gualdhar: man, there is something beeping once every 20 seconds outside, I have no idea what it is and its driving me nuts
   Anubis169: oh boy
 PsychoI3oy: though all the ones I've seen are for typical 120z cans, not skinny redbul cans
 PsychoI3oy: 12oz, not 120
   Anubis169: able to deliver food to the masses at great distances
DigitalSeahorse: boingy
  TXC2: Anubis169  tasty heavy metal food 
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 are you really shooting it if the shockwave's the thing that hit it?
 KakuEpsilon: Loud Gun: Protester. Quiet Gun: Librairian
 Strebenherz: what's up with the bubbles?  anomaly?
 A_Dub888: BUBBLES
 JadedCynic: lazy-man's sower 
DigitalSeahorse: make a nice flowery meadow
loufghyslaufey: Papa Americano!       
 A_Dub888: Oh crap, is Mizutsune in the Zone?
 Strebenherz: do all anomalies have a core you can find, like the ones in your inventory?
   Anubis169: one of the things I've wanted to reproduce is very silly, it's the "shell on the end of a claw hammer" the kid made in Phantasm to blow out a door handle
 JadedCynic: artifacts, and no - not always
 Strebenherz: artifacts right
   Anubis169: probably more dangerous to the wielder
loufghyslaufey: Hm. Not quite enough musical noting emotes, Twitch. What gives?
 KakuEpsilon: @loufghyslaufey They got banned, because playing music on Twitch keeps getting them muted.
DigitalSeahorse: sneks in the grass
 JadedCynic: artifacts are OFTEN found in the middle of a 'field of anomalies' but not always (those other times might be the case of someone ELSE took them out of their original spawning point and carried them to where you find it)
loufghyslaufey: Did they actually have music notation emotes on Twitch before?
 JadedCynic: but not every anomaly has an artifact; there's plenty of painful things that don't have a prize in the middle 
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic Aren't we all artifacts, when you really think about it?
   Anubis169: they had Twitch Sings before which encouraged music, then axed it and called it "A tremendous year for music"
 KakuEpsilon: @loufghyslaufey Did I not use the  enough for you to get that it was a gag?  But seriously, yeah, they just suck for Emotes because they don't have the unicode for it
 JadedCynic: @loufghyslaufey "from a failed TwitchSIngs thingy 
DoodlestheGreat: @A_Dub888 I'm more of a burnt-in image.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: @JadedCynic then there's ASCII of ♫  but that's not unique to twitch 
   Anubis169: yeye it's the world's most efficient sandbag hit 
  TXC2: also you gotta hold the gun at an angle, or else it goes directly backwards into you 
   Anubis169:  "Do you mind!?"
   Anubis169: Alex you're bleeding to death 
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   Anubis169: nothing a bandage and a sausage can't fix 
TeodorantZMX: whos this thirsty fella?
TeodorantZMX: (that we just killed)
   Anubis169: zombie
 Marvoleath: Snork
 JollyGee29: I think it's been said before, but I appreciate that most of the mutants are smart enough to hide from you when you have a vantage point
 KakuEpsilon: Damn, mutants smarter than me.
 JadedCynic: gawd, those guys look like BULKY BOIS, loaded down with so much stuff (and probably wearing exoskeletons for that)
 PsychoI3oy: which flavor of 5.56 did you get, the softpoint or the other stuff?
 JollyGee29: If I may remind you of last time, you can just go around this checkpoint
shushu2539: some games make the proyectile hit inmediately and other made it fly for a while so you have to aim calculating the movement
   Anubis169: well that's better
TeodorantZMX: he was carrying WHAT?
DigitalSeahorse: Mack 10?
 JadedCynic: a mac-10 as his main, and a pistol...that's all - in his exoskeleton
   Anubis169: noooooooope
  TXC2: at least 2
 JadedCynic: yeah, I saw two blurs...
 KakuEpsilon: "Hey do any of you idiots have a key?"
 JadedCynic: now to play "Find The Predator" 
DigitalSeahorse: snek
   Anubis169: 🐍
DigitalSeahorse: nice lil detail
 JadedCynic: ooo, they didn't have to animate a snek skimming along the water, but I'm glad they did 
 JadedCynic: "if it bleeds, we can kill it"
 JadedCynic: (and it's buddy)
 A_Dub888: how'd the zombies develop cloaking technology before the Federration?
 JollyGee29: That icon means quest-related inaccessible
   Anubis169: !break
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 KakuEpsilon: Break the streamer? I could never.
  TXC2: A_Dub888  the bloodsuckers where part of the Treaty of Algeron that banned Fed Cloaking tech 
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 firstly not zombies - closer to mindflayers (mutated human expermiments that gave them their psychic powers)
DigitalSeahorse: ads being addy
   Anubis169: Weeeeeelcome back 
 ArmondoSC: toasty mic
 TheDangerWaffle: boop
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheDangerWaffle: @DigitalSeahorse i would love ramen actually
DigitalSeahorse:  mmm
 JollyGee29: That's.. odd
 ArmondoSC: im sure its fine
 KakuEpsilon: The Monolith's Haunted?
DigitalSeahorse: but we did kill one?
 JollyGee29: Malachite is the only base nearby unless you're working with Ward
DigitalSeahorse: orange?
 RocknGrohlNerd: *cocks gun*
 RocknGrohlNerd: Monolith haunted
 cheezweazl: Sausage Rain
 cheezweazl:     
DigitalSeahorse: that's a lot of non stop
 RocknGrohlNerd: @cheezweazl lesser known sequel to Purple Rain?
 KakuEpsilon: We co- Did we just drop 30 opounds of Sausage.
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  I was thinking Chocolate rain 
  TXC2: KakuEpsilon  one time Alex dropped 20kg of sausage
 JadedCynic: so Faust isn't 'dead', he's just...not in a PHYSICAL form anymore?
  TXC2: JadedCynic  that seems worse to me
 sephyhallow: @JadedCynic sounds like a cult leader
 KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 Make that 2 times, because we just did that again. I was here for both, or at least saw the other in a vod.
 JadedCynic: @sephyhallow but he *always* sounded like that, THAT hasn't changed...
 cheezweazl: @RocknGrohlNerd exactly
 RocknGrohlNerd: @sephyhallow #notacult
 cheezweazl: @TXC2 That too
DigitalSeahorse:   
 sephyhallow: @RocknGrohlNerd that's what all the best cults say
 KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic I think these are recordings of Faust, not actually like, Ghost of Faust.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon ah. I was worried...
Invitare: just a lightning orb
 Marvoleath: orb!
DigitalSeahorse: moonlight
 KakuEpsilon: @JadedCynic Radiation may be magic, but Ghosts? That's too far, those are fake... in this game.
  Foxmar320: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Ey Foxmar 
 JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon I mean, we just saw 'the slav-matrix' - I'd' worried that he just 'escaped into that' and left his physical body behind
  TXC2: hello Foxmar320
  Foxmar320: Hello Flynn 
  Foxmar320: Hello txc2 
 KakuEpsilon: I think the Slav-Matrix films do exist...
Genie_M: I love how this gadget looks
 malsareus: it's a cute litle radar stick looking thing
 JadedCynic: I mean, the concept of the Noosphere is all over this series
  TXC2: when you think about it, John wick is kinda the Slav-matrix movie....
 KakuEpsilon: Shoulda made two trips...
 JadedCynic: a 'collective consciousness' - if the world's Biosphere is all the *life* on the planet - the Noosphere is the world's *thought*
DigitalSeahorse: bless
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: JadedCynic Not after Strelok shot them all. 
 JadedCynic: @ScrapyardGhostTrain C-Conscious != Noosphere ; former is a scientific experiment meddling with the latter
 KakuEpsilon: I was hoping the Noosphere would let me just download all of the episodes of that one penguin show to my brain and not require me to watch them
DigitalSeahorse: a code input
 goombalax: NOOT NOOT
DigitalSeahorse: what's on side of that other box?
 malsareus: maybe double 21?
 cheezweazl: 2021
 Marvoleath: questlog said 2021, or was that for a different thing?
 JadedCynic: 0021...
CzBrian007Cz: why are you still holding that gun in your hand?? there is no art here 
 KakuEpsilon: @Marvoleath Different one. it 'st marked on his map
 malsareus: awwww
 JadedCynic: ah!
 malsareus: oh booo
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
DigitalSeahorse: woo
  TXC2: CzBrian007Cz  art is everywhere for those with the eyes to see it 
 JadedCynic: and the locked gate is our way OUT of this area when we're done, and access in if we come back later 
 KakuEpsilon: I thought Art was that guy with no arms and no legs hanging form the wlal.
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 another reason AI art can cram it
  TXC2: A_Dub888  indeed
 JadedCynic: agreed
CzBrian007Cz: I meant artifact and not art...OMG
CzBrian007Cz: haha 
 JadedCynic: "the devil is in the details"
 KakuEpsilon: I don't know why Cul-De-Sac made me think of this, but Alexx, have you ever played Daikatana?
 JadedCynic: it was so mid
RebekahWSD: It seemed so boring
   Anubis169: it tried to be everything at once, and ended up being nothing
 JadedCynic: hubris? 
 JollyGee29: Was that a sidequest marker?
 KakuEpsilon: I've heard good things about the Game Boy Color game, but yeah, the actual game was mid.
 TheMerricat: John Romero did not in fact make us his B.
  TXC2: wasn't the advert for that "John Remero will make you his bitch"  or something?
 KakuEpsilon: @JollyGee29 Shopkeep Marker.
 JadedCynic: even of the time, if the bugs didn't wreck it, it would've been merely average
 Strebenherz: oh god i forgot about that meme
 TheMerricat: Jynx @txc2 
   Anubis169: yeah, i still have a magazine somewhere with that ad in it
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the 90s had games?
 Strebenherz: whipping the what
 JadedCynic: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn might wanna sit down for this - so did the 80's
DigitalSeahorse: whipping the llama's ass
 KakuEpsilon: I know that another streamer I watch on Twitch, DNOpls, has played some hecking jank that would be amazing fun for Watch+Play, but I also worry about emulation requirements and too janky to run.
RebekahWSD: It sure is evocative, I guess?
 JadedCynic: I still have Winamp installed on this PC
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @JadedCynic i know doom and quake happened around there in the same way I know Henry VIII existed
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Got to make that pixel llama run back & forth across the equaliser somehow.
   Anubis169: it's a very decent program, does exactly what it says on the tin, and doesn't harvest crap
 Strebenherz: 1996
 JadedCynic: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn yeah, but you can play Zork and King's Quest and Starflight; hard to chat with Henry Tudor 
 TheMerricat: So fun fact they didn't come up with that phrase, it's taken from the name of the song created by a schizophrenic music artist by the name of Wesley Willis.
 cheezweazl: I think "Whips the llamas ass" meant to reference Wesley Willis, but I could be wrong
 KakuEpsilon: Winamp's still my music playero f choice though I've heard good things about FUBAR, I think?
 TheMerricat: Also jinx @cheezweazl 
 cheezweazl: @TheMerricat 
  TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn  "I know about the 1990's the same way I know about the 1500's" are you trying to kill me with old age? 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TXC2 more like, I've read about them in books
 JadedCynic: @TheMerricat I like to call it 'hivemind high-five' 
 cheezweazl: Wesley Willis' story is such a tragic one, that man deserved better
 Mushbie: @KakuEpsilon have you heard of QMMP? it is very winamp like, but still maintained
 JadedCynic: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn and again, YOU CAN STILL PLAY GAMES FROM THE 80s NOW 
DigitalSeahorse: what is it?
DigitalSeahorse: are they
 KakuEpsilon: @Mushbie I have not, thank you for the suggestion.
 KakuEpsilon: Just last week I watched someone play Doom Version 1.1 on a stream right here on this very website.
 JadedCynic: ah, to be out of the rain...
 JadedCynic: Last night I watched a friend stream playing the Doom Master Levels
   Anubis169: you can always tell if somebody played Doom back in the day, because they all had to memorise: Port 220, IRQ 5, DMA 1
 KakuEpsilon: @Anubis169 the what.
 JadedCynic: *shudders*
   Anubis169: ^ case and point
DigitalSeahorse: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (1:16 from now).
 KakuEpsilon: I mean granted, I only had the shareware version...
  TXC2: the duality of man
 JadedCynic: hardware address for...sound card?
   Anubis169: KakuEpsilon: soundblaster settings 
 JadedCynic: (and gawd help you if you had a 'not-100% soundblaster' but a knock off with non-standard settings)
  TXC2: Soundblaster, now that's a name I've not heard in a long time
 KakuEpsilon: @Anubis169 No, I wasn't allowed that access back tehn. >>
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 JadedCynic: AdLib, Roland MT-32.... TGA or Hercules graphics...
 KakuEpsilon: Also, pretty sure you can Ad-Lib it now
 ProcyonFlynn: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
   Anubis169: KakuEpsilon: You probably lucked out, most of us who played it off the disk had to set up the soundblaster stuff every time
 sephyhallow: @JadedCynic getting those settings wrong could fully freeze up Day of the Tentacle mid-game
 sephyhallow: horribly frustrating
 JadedCynic: that's why you made a boot disk with customized CONFIG SYS and AUTOEXEC BAT files just for that one game, so you could play it on 'a borrowed computer' and not mess up THEIR configurations 
 KakuEpsilon: Again, Anubis, I only played DOOM as the shareware version and uh. *shudders* the GBA port which I could only visually play until the secret stage before the very tiny graphics blown up to full screen made it unplayable migraine town.
 JadedCynic: @KakuEpsilon *hugs of sympathy*  Those were hard days
 KakuEpsilon: Emulation is dangerous, Jade, that's all.
 ProcyonFlynn: idspispopd is still stuck in my head.
 JadedCynic: it's gotten better, but yeah, there's always new things being tried...
  TXC2: Emulation is a path to abilities some consider...unnatural 
DigitalSeahorse: talking like Faust is still alive
DigitalSeahorse: is he? wait
 KakuEpsilon: Well, generally speaking, the GBA had a 320 by 160 or soemthin resolution. Blowing that up to 1600 by 900 was a mistake.
DigitalSeahorse: a ressurection?
 JadedCynic: tbh, I'm not certain anymore...but that's the default state in the Zone...
DigitalSeahorse: oh power up the big round Half Life thingy
DigitalSeahorse: oO
  TXC2: Skif we don't need hammer fist the buttons EVERY time 
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 Marvoleath: Zordon?
 Strebenherz: noot noot sphere returns!
RebekahWSD: Oh, I don't like Hive Minds. Or...whatever it is
 TheDevil_Risen: Howdy Alex, how goes it?
 KakuEpsilon: Bryan Cranston?
DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen  welcome
 Cptasparagus: Snoke?
InnuendoAndHyperbole: Holly?
DigitalSeahorse: The Shining
 malsareus: is this how we become a power ranger?
 sephyhallow: @InnuendoAndHyperbole Everybody's dead, Skif
DigitalSeahorse: this likeness has no eyes either
 JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse funny thing about top-lighting a subject...
InnuendoAndHyperbole: @sephyhallow Do me a lemon, that's a poor IQ for a glass of water!
  TXC2: anyone else's cult detector going off? 
 Scy_Anide: Nice sweater?
Invitare: forgot to lock the doors
DigitalSeahorse: that and the human didn't have pupils when he glowed
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 dude, what if I told you: they're ALL cults, just some are more popular than others?
  TXC2: JadedCynic  darn
DigitalSeahorse: it was like all cornia
DigitalSeahorse: cornea
 malsareus: ah, the "more bullets" solution
 JadedCynic: It's like the old George Carlin one-liner: "I have just as much authority as the Pope; I just don't have as many people who believe it." 
 Cptasparagus: im getting "end of last of us 1" vibes lol
 JadedCynic: "the bigger the mag, the less often I have to reload"
DigitalSeahorse: what happen if we press red between floors?
 KakuEpsilon: Booooo
  TXC2: no Russian..... because this is Ukraine
DigitalSeahorse: how polite
 KakuEpsilon: Aw, did we betray the Malachites?
 malsareus: I think a mistake occurred
 JadedCynic: dammit Scar
DigitalSeahorse: can't just yoink a suit now that it's unmanned
 KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse Nah, she took them all with her.
DigitalSeahorse: drat
 JadedCynic: the only ones that remain have icky corpses inside them
 JollyGee29: You should have an extended mag, too
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).
 JadedCynic: well, NOW he was
 JadedCynic: we're going against the Ward, right?
 vinewood_og: Sometimes, but I'm working on it
 LurkerSpine: So, dumb question, how does the gunplay in this game stack up against Tarkov?
 KakuEpsilon: "Sir? Sir? Are you a baddie?"
DigitalSeahorse:  
 KakuEpsilon: @LurkerSpine Alex fielded this question before: He hasn't played Tarkov to know."
 LurkerSpine: copy that
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KakuEpsilon: Go forth, my son, hold down the neutral.
 JadedCynic: "That's my secret, Scar - I'm always bleeding."  
DigitalSeahorse: how much break you need before next stream?
  TXC2: get through this set piece
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: floating firepowers
  TXC2: Strelok mention, drink!
 TheDevil_Risen: also hey @TXC2 o/
 TheDevil_Risen: sorry still waking up
DigitalSeahorse:  
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
 Strebenherz: thank you for stalkdr
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 vinewood_og: 
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Alex!
 JadedCynic: at it's new location! 
 cheezweazl:     
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (49m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
RebekahWSD: Soon!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh good, afk today
DoodlestheGreat: Soft pretzels? YUM!
DigitalSeahorse: a good time to watch them all
 JadedCynic: I have to say - love the props you're making for FN 
 KakuEpsilon: What sort of nonsense for Friday Night Paper figth?
 ProcyonFlynn: New pronunciation 
DigitalSeahorse:    the end
DigitalSeahorse: for now
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem cu soon
 vinewood_og: Preach!
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
  TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
  Juliamon: KakuEpsilon We've been told it's something Friday Nights-related, but no deets
  TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
 KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Ah, the mystery is always good.
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 ProcyonFlynn: Take care Txc2 - 
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