Foxmar320: foxmarCOMFY
KakuEpsilon: That's such a good fox.
Foxmar320: Is very comfy
KakuEpsilon: Well, sure, in that emote, but I meant in all hyour emotes you've been showing today
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
KakuEpsilon: Today's the first time I've seen them. >>;
Foxmar320: Ahh ok
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Presumably a retreading of the final battle in format and (some of the) people.
CouldntPickAUsername: perfect timing, just finished my audiobook
AugmentingPath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (25s from now).
accountmadeforants: Complete aside, but since Arena added achievements, I think I got most of their "Color Mastery" achievements playing completely different colors from the one I'm supposed to have mastered. (They're supposed to be themed after those colors' strenghts, but I got White ones playing Red, Green ones playing Black, and just now a Black one while playing a Temur deck.) The color pie truly is wondrous.
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG
matthaus_c: garbije day lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
baltimore_667083: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Metric_Furlong: it's Garbage Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
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fastlane250: I love being able to catch these from the start as soon as I get off work again
Sliibee: Garbage day? Garbage day
KBKarma subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 53 months, currently on a 52 month streak!
KBKarma: The one year!
Crad0k: watch and/or play?
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GasCityGaming: Catching w+p live! Yay!
Desruprot: @Crad0k nah someone watches and someone else plays
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BraveOthello: Teeth. Teeth. Teeth, I mean Garbage!
Anubis169: Garbage Day! lrrAWESOME
IanAllenBird: hell yeah garbage day
TheDevil_Risen: hey again all :)
Anubis169: đźš®
Foxmar320: I heard there was garbage in here? foxmarPOP
KakuEpsilon: Who brought hte traditional Grabage Day! Shotgun?
matthaus_c: !box
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cheetoJack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 108 months!
cheetoJack: lrrCrab
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Anubis169: Heya Foxmar, pul up a wheelie bin :D
TheDevil_Risen: sergePun lrrHORN lrrSIG
Crad0k: @Desruprot there's been a lot of 'not actually playable' stuff lately, though
ProcyonFlynn: RaccAttack !
Foxmar320: On it Anubis169 foxmarDIE lrrGARBO
NevermorePainting: Garbage day, make this shit workday go faster
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Ravage2002: GaRbAgE DaY!!!
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littleunknownn: love a good garbage day
toast3dsmore: lrrBEEJ WeDidThat
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MenomeAlice: Moved house and my wife was in a minor panic that we'd lost our Sub-Ocean poster. It has since been found after glitching out of existence temporarily.
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MAPBoardgames: define "good" with garbage day
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MolaMolaphant: come for the trash, stay for the ... i dunno, help me here, chat
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toast3dsmore: oop, the redeemed emote broke LUL
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matthaus_c: luceBreb
KakuEpsilon: Come fo r the Trash, Stay for the Laughs...t
Foxmar320: I wonder what hot garbage Graham brought this week
matthaus_c: hopefully some damp garbage
KakuEpsilon: dnoGAMING dnoGEESE
Marvoleath: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
accountmadeforants: @toast3dsmore playfr3Honk WeDidThat Ooh, that's a fun one.
KBKarma: lrrSIG
Desruprot: limesDance
niccus: this week will probably be less of a sensory full rinse
matthaus_c: GriddyGoose
toast3dsmore: @accountmadeforants Every emote needs a good snap lrrBEEJ WeDidThat
JessieImproved: It's 5pm here, I have adulted quite a few times today, and now I'm pouring a beer and laughing lrrGARBO
Jethrain: PowerUpL lrrGOAT PowerUpR
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incredulouspasserby: Garbage day never fails to improve my week. Which says a lot about the rest of my week.
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TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGARBO
toast3dsmore: Agh, darn you twitch! I paid for that beejmote with cold hard points! LUL
kristian_fischer: But what if videogames but bad?
Desruprot: lrrGRAHAM
wiganlass: zeroleJAMMIN zeroleJAMMIN zeroleJAMMIN
KBKarma: I miss Graham's biblical beard.
vinewood_og: Yeaahhhhhh!
Sethalidos: !findquote toilet
LRRbot: Quote #3404: "If only we had a foldable toilet!" —Ben [2016-09-14]
Foxmar320: Hello Alex and Graham
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
TheDevil_Risen: What up G, Alex :)
Boiler_bot: That sure was a beard
DigitalSeahorse: cbcUndies cbcPoint
KakuEpsilon: dnoHOWDY
TheAinMAP: Hello.
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 88 month streak!
ClodiumSoride: Gar! Bage! Day! Gar! Bage! Day!
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Flyingdelorion: Hello G, A, and c!
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
toast3dsmore: o-oh
Dromos_GHG: Hi Hi
vinewood_og: Does Alex consent?
Atarra: this escalated extremely quickly
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
tailsteak: Hopefully, more award-winning CRPGs.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Anubis169: !patreon
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Anubis169: Graham: Alex found the SuperOcean in the last stream lrrAWESOME
Foxmar320: Fun!
MAPBoardgames: lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM lrrGARBO
korvys: Loading Ready Fun
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: hooray for Consent!
kristian_fischer: If the dom has the power, it's not BDSM, it's abuse. Alex has consented.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
RebekahWSD: Gains sanctification on a business level?
Atomic_Marshmallow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months, currently on a 101 month streak!
Atomic_Marshmallow: A rare Canadian Watch + play for me, as I catch it live while in Montreal!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL
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Scarbble: speaking of sadists, who's seen the new episode of game changer?
jacqui_lantern234: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
kusinohki: meows
tknomncr: continuous, enthusiastic
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: my favorite new BDSM ship
vinewood_og: Goals.
ProcyonFlynn: Giving LetsNope a run for their money on the "how fast from intro to wut?"
KBKarma: @Scarbble Oh *yes*
DigitalSeahorse: achooo
Sliibee: The Sky Ocean!
DoodlestheGreat: Got back just in time.
GasCityGaming: I'm so sad to have missed this lol
Orxolon: good afternoon everyone!
DoodlestheGreat: @GasCityGaming It wqs delightful.
ClodiumSoride: Catch you all in the VOD!
empyreon: "I'm still alive"
DigitalSeahorse: VOD got ya
Cuttlebranch: So, we're indirect findom(mes)?
TheDevil_Risen: nothing wrong with a beard! Just ask the band The Beards :) Yeah messing with RDR2 cutscenes is SUPER fun
DigitalSeahorse: cbcRuff cbcRuff cbcRuff
jacqui_lantern234: @DoodlestheGreat YOURE delightful <3
TheDevil_Risen: i've done it a few times
accountmadeforants: There's also one where they take a bunch of Hair Tonic and then watch the main character grow a beard during a conversation
KBKarma: I still think Graham should rebeard.
Anubis169: Have you seen the one with the automatic pathing where some guy will fall off his horse, and then start running after everybody?
Foxmar320: ProcyonFlynn foxmarFLN
eric_christian_berg: There's a great montage of clips of a guy trying to build a house in a cutscene and getting mauled repeatedly by a cougar.
offbeatwitch: where'd they go
matthaus_c: the plot of Dandadan
3cbb: aw fuck i hate when that happens
DigitalSeahorse: cbcRuff everything is fire?
MAPBoardgames: I lost my marbles years ago
SquareDotCube: my condolences Graham
DigitalSeahorse: balls!
Drasvin: Time to find them.
jonnykefka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 140 months, currently on a 140 month streak!
jonnykefka: The one...year?
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littleunknownn: pkmnBonk
ProcyonFlynn: @Foxmar320 lrrHEART
kusinohki: ah, so Dandadan the game??
TheMerricat: Game Audio is much lower than G and A valume.
MAPBoardgames: Deep lore. I'm here for it.
offbeatwitch: why is there a golf course here
accountmadeforants: Why are the lost balls at the harbor
TheMerricat: volume even
an_archist2: Pick up your balls.
Astra7525: AI generated video
Atarra: uhhhh
matthaus_c: totally not a toy knife
Desruprot: that escalated quickly
Atarra: this is some high stakes golf
ArmondoSC: is this a parable-like?
Wolfstrike_NL: For Graham, for later
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: I’m sold on this. love this lore
Strebenherz: This is great so far
Foxmar320: On screen twice for clarity
matthaus_c: Patrick Sullivan?
Foxmar320: Ok who lost their balls?
MAPBoardgames: How is he holding that knife!
Anubis169: smokeBALLS
Foxmar320: omg
TheDevil_Risen: yes
Foxmar320: It IS!
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
korvys: This is just Pacman
Kentosaurus: ha
jacqui_lantern234: OH MY GODS ITS PACMAN
toast3dsmore: LUL oh my god
Sliibee: IT'S PACMAN WITH GANGS
empyreon: incredible
ArmondoSC: third person packman
accountmadeforants: Omg that's actually kinda clever
ValTheDrake: the narration is definitely very invested in this
Atarra: Um
TheDevil_Risen: this is amazing
Anubis169: it's shipyard pacman
niccus: oh nice we're playing shadow labyrinth
MalFnord: Pac-Man, but Pac-Man has a gun (ho ho ho?)
IanAllenBird: whoa
KV1NN4: Is this because of the new Pac-Man game that's coming out... the dark and gritty one?
MAPBoardgames: It a tiny tiny map
DigitalSeahorse: :D
RatherLargeToad: Anyway, here’s Pac Man…With a GUN!
Invitare: the mature Pacman reimagining is not what I was expecting
SquareDotCube: Look, Pac-Man already took a dark turn already
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam voxlunFoam voxlunFoam
jonnykefka: lost balls...the balls are pellets...wait...fucking...NO
bytecaster: Is the power pellet a better gun?
Shadowsoflife: ha
Alness49: Shadow Labyrinth is looking a lot more mundane than I thought it would
Foxmar320: So the names are the "Ghosts"
Megaparsec256: well of course your gun doesn't work, pacman doesn't believe in guns
matthaus_c: micromap
AugmentingPath: pacman's gun also doesn't work on the ghosts, to be fair
Gekyouryuu: So this is that shadow labyrinth game, then
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
TheDevil_Risen: can you run?
Sliibee: it's probably where the power pellet is in OG pacman
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
Drasvin: Over the shoulder Pac-Man with guns is a choice.
DoodlestheGreat: More of a micro-map
Orxolon: maybe the balls are the drugs
toast3dsmore: Jesus that’s so vividly animated LUL
MAPBoardgames: Tripping on those balls
jonnykefka: This is literally 2007-era edgy pacman remake, just 18 years late
Foxmar320: Check the corners?
DaxStrife: Also Pac-Man has a lives system?
Megaparsec256: the narration implied they think you're from a rival gang
AugmentingPath: power pellet coming in version 2.0
SpacePotato01: The gritty reboot we were waiting for
KBKarma: Yup!
Foxmar320: I heard that
accountmadeforants: It's an MM Map: A Micro-Miniature Map. Like MMCX.
Amentur: Yup
Anubis169: yeah they have personalities
jonnykefka: They have different kill cutscenes
littleunknownn: That's very aggressive
DigitalSeahorse: I never knew that
Atarra: Pac Man's ghosts have personalities, these guys have knives
Sliibee: they're faster than you too
Atarra: same diff right?
Kentosaurus: i've never played pacman long enough to notice that. usually minutes of fun
BtEtta: Retro Game Mechanics Explained on YouTube has excellent videos on the Pacman ghost AI.
Dromos_GHG: ducky got you
bytecaster: Wait, this is "Story Mode"? What is the story?
ArmondoSC: this will be impossible to beat
GasCityGaming: the balls reset, we don't keep them between deaths :(
Akaiatana: A pellet gun, if you will
toast3dsmore: there is something extremely funny about story mode being a thing in a pacman clone
MAPBoardgames: Pac-man's gritty reboot
incredulouspasserby: honestly I can fully believe that this game pulled the pathing from Pacman correctly
SymphonySolstice: good afternoon chat, what's the title of this current garbo
Marvoleath: I heard about the Shadow Labyrinth coming soon, is this the alpha build? lrrBEEJ
toast3dsmore: @symphonysolstice Lost Balls (not kidding)
SymphonySolstice: incredible thank you
JadedCynic: they ALL will...when you have the Power Pellet
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce and do some FFXIV. See youse in the VODs.
jonnykefka: That's how you loop the map
JadedCynic: the side-tunnel
Chaotically_Random: Could you imagine the Alien Isolation Logic in Pac-Man?!
fastlane250: wraparound tunnel
BtEtta: AI is entirely correct. I can for once refer to my kinda terrible university dissertation to say that.
korvys: I think that might have been the wrap-around warp
bytecaster: The guns are on the map
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: The map gives zero fox!
AugmentingPath: that's where the fox isn't
jonnykefka: the map makes the game literal pac-man
JadedCynic: that's literally the pac-man map
an_archist2: Clearly, the map was too powerful and had to be nerfed.
kusinohki: 1 ghost is shortest path. 1 ghost is shortest path to 2 spaces ahead of pacman... I do not remember the other 2 (and may be wrong about these 2)
BtEtta: AI could be as simple as applying random direction changes to a bee's movement.
bytecaster: Playing while looking at the map would be just playing Pacman and thus the cooldown needs to happen to make it fair
tailsteak: The map has a progress bar at the bottom.
incredulouspasserby: Does it? Like legit question, this doesn't seem *bad*
3cbb: isn't namco making basically this game for the switch 2
matthaus_c: Vincent Peckham
BtEtta: As long as it gives the impression of movement you expect from the creature.
MAPBoardgames: Youall need to check out the main menu screen. The dude is holding the knife in an exciting way.
incredulouspasserby: the conceit is third person pacman, that's pretty funny
Cptasparagus: did they steal the Riot Games logo for the indicators in the top left?
kristian_fischer: Graham, this game seems bad, question mark?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah they could have called it 2Pacman
bytecaster: I mean, with the minimap cooldown, you can at least feel some intention going into this
BITs19_: Hey, I tried to make a discord-based text adventure that was secretly just pac man, and this is way more functional than I ever got that thing working
jonnykefka: It's not an intrinsically crap concept, just a very crap execution
KakuEpsilon: @3cbb Nah, that's a way cooler idea.
KadmosTech: allies5GG
matthaus_c: I guess the gun is just kind of a stun
CouldntPickAUsername: I love how violent this is
elkae: oh my, this looks…. generic
DigitalSeahorse: 2Paq-man
MAPBoardgames: Gun has zero stoppin powah
toast3dsmore: Takes 30 rounds to kill a dude in a hoodie LUL
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Oh no they shot cuddles
Jethrain: and he stayed down all of 10 seconds before respawning by the looks of it
SymphonySolstice: oh no they respawn
Akaiatana: Stopping Power Pellet?
kristian_fischer: Two World Wars!
EmpressTila subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
EmpressTila: Woo
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GasCityGaming: i feel like one of the MAIN concceits to pacman is being able to see where the ghosts are
Anubis169: Stoppin' POWAH!!
EmpressTila: Just got here. This looks like a weird PacMan mod
Chaotically_Random: He's on your butt...
vinewood_og: He said the thing!!!
kusinohki: can you look up? not sure if I saw an arrow or just background cranes
MAPBoardgames: @EmpressTila you're not wrong
Megaparsec256: @EmpressTila entirely correct
toast3dsmore: i choose to believe the pacman ghosts have collectively killed at least one buffalo
LurkerSpine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
LurkerSpine: A whole decade! The first stream I subbed Graham and Alex were playing an awful games, seems appropriate that I drop this sub on Garbage Day
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LurkerSpine! (Today's storm count: 21)
Desruprot: Pacman with no map
bytecaster: We are high score chasing!
Strebenherz: Correct me if I'm wrong but MINIMAP COOLDOWN is a new one yes? Even for w+p?
MAPBoardgames: A less-good pac-man
DigitalSeahorse: Buffalo Bill-ion
Foxmar320: Music would be nice
Chaotically_Random: I mean, this looks worse then the new Pacman Metroidvania game coming out
matthaus_c: get on the Lost Balls Grand Master Leaderboards
Mazrae: no waka waka waka
Sliibee: Oh like the weird Xbox 360 Bomberman game?
betweenmyself: Can’t wait for the gritty Metroidvania reimagining of Lost Balls riffThink
ArcadeEngineer: are we not going to acknowledge the gangsters are called sparky, cuddles, buttercup and ducky?
DigitalSeahorse: just clicking sound
Foxmar320: But music would also bring us joy and we can't have that
jonnykefka: @Chaotically_Random the what
Sliibee: I remember that having some buttrock soundtrack
Desruprot: I guess they were going for Pacman with a horror esthetic
CouldntPickAUsername: I appreciate how chill Vince is about this whole thing. I'd be running much harder
AugmentingPath: here's vincent with a GUN
Chaotically_Random: @Sliibee Pacman Metriodvania.....
Drasvin: Just the main character screaming to replace pac=man's waka waka
bytecaster: Why are the ghosts minimap icons the Riot logo?
AugmentingPath: generic bald video game protagonist was not one of the better olympic mascots
Voidhawk42: Just got here and... pacman + SMG?
LordZarano: The pacman death noise would make this SO much better
Chaotically_Random: @jonnykefka its called Shadow Labyrinth
Foxmar320: Thats just rude
Anubis169: this probably isn't going to get much better :D
CouldntPickAUsername: these are actually balls of crack
toast3dsmore: what kind of novelty putt putt is Vincent’s golf course playing with these beach ball sized golf balls?
Chaotically_Random: I mean these are HUGE Golf-Balls.
kusinohki: wait, story mode? what's "non-story mode" ??
an_archist2: this is the net equivalent
Akaiatana: Harbour: A Grudge
sephyhallow: So the pitch is PacMan meets Manhunt?
bytecaster: Beachside golf: All bunker
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: They're for farmer bumpers mega golf
Drasvin: I think the intro mentioned the gang is expecting another gang to attack them, and it's a case of mistaken identity.
MAPBoardgames: check the menu
Foxmar320: foxmarGG
bytecaster: We found the balls!
CouldntPickAUsername: alright next game will be secretly donkey kong
DigitalSeahorse: if these are the size of the balls how big are the holes?
matthaus_c: now we know why Okarun had such a hard time
Desruprot: it really...lsot balls
SymphonySolstice: balls were found
toast3dsmore: those death animations were so much more brutal than I thought they would be
CorviNoir: Well, you did find them
WearingCats_CwC: Dating sim?
elkae: ohhhhh boyyyyy
3cbb: was olympus not already of the heavens
incredulouspasserby: that's one of those games where I'm tantalizingly curious about where it goes, but not curious enough to subject myself to it
Foxmar320: Oh goooood
Anubis169: uhhhhhh
Desruprot: yes diablo like
Strebenherz: Amazing
bytecaster: I love the Necromancer!
empyreon: mine eyesssss
BillTheCat: what a CROP
toast3dsmore: LUL Oh I loooove it
vinewood_og: Yoooooo
SymphonySolstice: good start
BtEtta: Peak performance
Juliamon: goals
Jethrain: oh MY
SquareDotCube: wouldn't Olympus of the Heavens just be.. Olympus?
matthaus_c: nightmare blunt rotation
MAPBoardgames: tiny heed
RadioHupfen: me and the boys
Akaiatana: I'm planning a heist
Voidhawk42: GREAT START
Anubis169: Derp Force, ASSEMBLE!!
Alness49: Now this is a rogue's gallery
Scarbble: we stan short kings
sephyhallow: I see 5 people and 2 necks
Strebenherz: BLOOOOOM
Foxmar320: OMG
Flyingdelorion: It\
EmpressTila: They look like kids wearing their parents clothes?
EvilBadman: INT 1
Cptasparagus: oh they also have a gender knob
TheMerricat: Yes, and when you change gender they all change gender.
jonnykefka: They all cycle species hwen you change it
HesGotNoPants: What did this game cost?
elkae: This Hades 3 preview is CRUNCHY
Desruprot: halfling
Foxmar320: The oversized armor is amazing
Chaotically_Random: Isn't Hobbit Trademarked?
Anubis169: it is
TheMandrew: yup
Megaparsec256: gotta pick a gender
bytecaster: We need a name?
ArmondoSC: name
EricTheOrange: she shrugs her shoulders and her head pops off
matthaus_c: how are these all my sleep paralysis demon
Foxmar320: LOL
ArmondoSC: perfect
Flyingdelorion: It't the real Motley Crue!
empyreon: LMAO
lexiconjurer: Hi
ArcadeEngineer: yeah tolkein came up with hobbit it's not an actual folklore thing
toast3dsmore: it’s SO good
Foxmar320: It's perfect
KadmosTech: pinebr1Didiwow
jonnykefka: can't skip the makeup routine
SymphonySolstice: 10/10
lexiconjurer: I had to borrow my brother's armor
Anubis169: Blood for the Blood Shoulder Pads
GasCityGaming: we're so smooth
Chaotically_Random: Multiplayer?!
Sethalidos: the armor was breathing
EvilBadman: "Put me in coach!"
elkae: Generic Historical
sephyhallow: Protected up to your EARS
vinewood_og: Are you not entertained?
Foxmar320: Can I get that armor in Destiny? My Titan needs it
an_archist2: mom says it's my turn in the legionnaire costume
Luminaire_p: I have seen worse Tokusatsu shoulders
Foxmar320: That STANCE!
Voidhawk42: @Anubis169 Paldrons for the Paldron throne!
SquareDotCube: guess they couldn't figure out how to separate the object
ArmondoSC: its dot matrix
Cptasparagus: oh you found teh Baldurs Gate 4 demo
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL
SymphonySolstice: no middle sliders
Marvoleath: When is the last time you thought about the Roman Empire?
bytecaster: Don't just put all the shader parameters in a menu
jonnykefka: We monster factory now boys
EvilBadman: Save: F; Random: F
matthaus_c: I need to go to a dermatologist, my Skin Exponent is out of control
Critterbot: Oh, monster factory time? :D
Astra7525: The Monster Factory creed: No middle sliders
KadmosTech: I'd like 72% typeface
SandbaggerOne: I've got that 100% facetype
Anubis169: everybody was saying we need more sliders, well here ya go
Desruprot: woah sliders
AugmentingPath: my face is 83% style
toast3dsmore: who gave Plankton the Legionnaires’ equipment again?
Atarra: @EvilBadman Load: also F
lexiconjurer: Why are they slimy now?
Anubis169: LOL
Foxmar320: Yes!
BillTheCat: is that hair or a bird?
jonnykefka: anime as fuck
EvilBadman: SORRY: Save: F; Random: F, Load: F
Strebenherz: Yesss
eid010n: I'm no metallurgist, but I'm pretty sure armor doesn't bend like that
Drasvin: XD
Foxmar320: Flawless hair
Flyingdelorion: 69% For sure
betweenmyself: Action RPG Character Creator Simulator: Just 150+ hrs of tweaking sliders
Chaotically_Random: They are SO SHINY
Atarra: Definitely a random button
Juliamon: ok we live in this character creator now
empyreon: YES
Kentosaurus: dk mode
Atarra: WOW
BillTheCat: big head mode!
Samurai_bill: crank that neck slider
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa Miku LIVES
KadmosTech: Hahahah
TheAinMAP: Whoa
Desruprot: beeg
SymphonySolstice: fantastic
Strebenherz: Oh god
RainyMint: BEAUTIFUL
DigitalSeahorse: haha
MAPBoardgames: So. Many. Sliders.
Mazrae: DK mode lets go
KadmosTech: Oh no
Juliamon: who needs game when we have THIS
AugmentingPath: wait, that's john cena
toast3dsmore: 10/10 no notes
CouldntPickAUsername: crank one of the jaw sides
vinewood_og: Yeet
Asolya: holy crap
matthaus_c: this is the freedom Baldur's Gate 3 was afraid to give you
Critterbot: That... is a lot of sliders! :D
Cptasparagus: glossy
sephyhallow: oh wow the slimy knees
lexiconjurer: "Increase my bones!"
Voidhawk42: CHRIST that was a jumpscare
Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone contact Justin and Griffin
Strebenherz: Hatsune Miku CRYPTID
gualdhar: what if we make short, so they swing their sword above our heads all the time
Patorik: The fade in the hair changes based on her height
JessieImproved: sons of the forest vibes
TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
Anubis169: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
bytecaster: Leg Dist?
Foxmar320: Needs the Saint's Row junk slider as well
kusinohki: dumb thought - make a game out of character creation sliders... like match your character to something ...
Laserbeaks_Fury: No middle sliders
ValTheDrake: Graham "and just breasts" Stark
Drasvin: Time for Monster Factory
lexiconjurer: Hatsune Mikohno
MAPBoardgames: All sliders either 0 or 100. No middle sliders!
toast3dsmore: Alex quick, make an abomination before Graham gets back LUL
TheDevil_Risen: do you want character customisation? How Much?
TheDevil_Risen: Yes!
Anonymousless: Cosmet
Mindfire13: 100% everything?
Atarra: I kinda wanna know what F actualy does but I don't want them to ruin their creation
ArmondoSC: tongue color?
Desruprot: varrekTap
CouldntPickAUsername: I hope this doesn't unlock anything in me
SymphonySolstice: Hulksune Miku
sephyhallow: she has the eyes of HypnoToad
DigitalSeahorse: face looks like Jennifer Aniston
BillTheCat: so beeg
eric_christian_berg: Gotta say it. This is too much customization.
lexiconjurer: Is this just a PoE ripoff?
Foxmar320: Shes perfect in every way
frnknstn: James Cameron really is imaginative
Sliibee: Hulk Hands and Bobblehead mode unlocked
bytecaster: The UI feels very Path of Exile
Jethrain: ironically kinda looking like one of the pacman ghosts from this angle
ArmondoSC: the classic health and mana ORBS
BillTheCat: lol the equipment pane
Desruprot: first quest got
niccus: incredible.
jonnykefka: it's a proper diablo-like
Megaparsec256: kill one (1) cerberus
eric_christian_berg: @lexiconjurer Portal of Evil?
TheDevil_Risen: @SymphonySolstice nice 1
bytecaster: @eric_christian_berg Path of Exile
Drasvin: Wait. You fight cerberus from the start?
ArmondoSC: oh were online
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvSus
eric_christian_berg: @bytecaster Ah, that makes more sense.
accountmadeforants: @kusinohki I remember there being a lot of confusion about this over the years, so I had to find this again. The actual behavior is actually slightly more complex for all of them and most importantly, sometimes changes during the game: https://www.gamedeveloper.com/design/the-pac-man-dossier
JeshuaWithAnE: it says joined session on the top left, is this multuplayer?
kusinohki: so just kill 1 ceberus head or all 3 heads and body??
MAPBoardgames: PoE is a simple game. I could just remake that and all its features. Yeah!
bytecaster: Loot!
an_archist2: loot get!
Foxmar320: Free loot?
Marvoleath: @Drasvin I mean, it *was* an entry guardian
L0rdX33n: hello
betweenmyself: Graham is secretly off creating another character so you two can team up for phat lewts
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, like Diablo, but with Greek aesthetic. So, just call it whatever the Greek equivalent of Hell is, I guess
ValTheDrake: foliage simulator?
accountmadeforants: I love proximity triggers for epic music
Megaparsec256: whatta camera
Foxmar320: That dudes got this
Anubis169: Smash cut to everybody being ok
Chaotically_Random: I mean, if you were taller they couldn't reach your ass
Laserbeaks_Fury: 4 distinct orbs of liquid
bytecaster: Should we equip the loot we found in the "mine"?
SquareDotCube: might be "I" for inventory.
BillTheCat: F
SquareDotCube: Or tab
DigitalSeahorse: chair in profile looks weird
SymphonySolstice: rip
matthaus_c: it's called power leveling
CouldntPickAUsername: I feel like Dark Souls has basically ruined death screens
Megaparsec256: it might be higher level... or they might just have not bothered to balance
elkae: we all look a little weird in profile thf
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CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, how squished the paperdoll looks
MAPBoardgames: My cabbage statues!
s0lesurviv0r: is this multiplayer???
eric_christian_berg: Your character is like Jack Harkness 20% of the way to Face of Boe.
SleepyDragonGms: This looks decently put together
DigitalSeahorse: why do statues have health bars?
MAPBoardgames: @s0lesurviv0r more thn one person would have to play that for that to be true
eric_christian_berg: There's no ground, Monty!
SymphonySolstice: that's so many skeletons
bytecaster: Points should go in the slots on the left
bytecaster: *Potions
BrindleBoar: path of exile 2 looks worse than I remember
MAPBoardgames: slots 1-4 on the left are for potions
Jethrain: this is definitely one of those ones that sounds like it has at least 2 very dissonant pieces of music playing over each other
lirazel64: The Souls games have a lot to answer for.
CouldntPickAUsername: wow, your health is like nothing
s0lesurviv0r: @MAPBoardgames looking at the hud, thinking this is trying to be a POE or Diablo clone
Megaparsec256: maybe 1 and 2 are for weapons?
betweenmyself: you joke about PoE2, but this does seem to be about the level of difficulty balance the devs went with in the latest patch
MAPBoardgames: Fireballs go in every slot?
Foxmar320: At least they loot explosion is nice
SquareDotCube: So I'm curious, has Alex played a top-down/isometric ARPG before?
wiganlass: music is giving me Skyrim vibes
DigitalSeahorse: not many
MAPBoardgames: He said "not often" square cube
SquareDotCube: okay
KV1NN4: is Alex trapped playing this game until Graham gets back? XD
matthaus_c: Escape From The City?!
MAPBoardgames: Rough neigborhood
bytecaster: Just run to Cerberus!
johnnylongtorso: smooth music transitions
matthaus_c: you're really Dark Soulsing them
SquareDotCube: love the music cutting out
DigitalSeahorse: secretly switch to STALKER to confuse Graham :P
zazamost: just joined. is this a top down dungeon crawl featuring miku hatsune???
SymphonySolstice: the time honored tradition of the dark souls runthrough
vinewood_og: DJ Cutscene!
Desruprot: uh?
Foxmar320: Huh
bytecaster: Things despawn close to the hub
BusTed: oh dear
KakuEpsilon: @KV1NN4 Usually.
DigitalSeahorse: how'd that happen?
DigitalSeahorse: oh
vinewood_og: Is she moisturized?
OldUncleDan: So I am currently going through the entire Watch & Play playlist on Youtube. Just finished the Pepsi Man/Executive Towers/Twin Sector/Meeuuw episode. We need more Fire-breathing, cycle riding, seagulls in games.
betweenmyself: Graham coming in just after Alex disproved his theory multiple times
eid010n: AO ONI
BusTed: People love loot
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Megaparsec256: i love that it lets you keep clicking respawn until it finally fades away
Angreed66: honestly not much loot for an arpg
Foxmar320: Pants!? In this economy?!
JeshuaWithAnE: Lol, if you keep spamming respawn you just keep respawning
vinewood_og: WHAT US THIS AUDIO? We have questions....
bytecaster: We already found a set item?!?
KadmosTech: shifty162Pants
bytecaster: Can we equip any of the gold weapons?
TheMerricat: Oh wow, this is a relatively recent game, it came out at the end of Feb.
matthaus_c: is there the slightest chance in hell this game has A Guide
A_Dub888: What up ga- WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO TO MIKU??
DrLigmaPhD: Roman armor but you wear pants? Bullshit
Megaparsec256: traditionally gold/orange is the good stuff
Megaparsec256: but who can say really
SquareDotCube: yeah I have a feeling they don't use the common rarity scale
Atarra: STRENTH
MAPBoardgames: Int = 1. Seems a lot for this game.
johnnylongtorso: Dextery
ArmondoSC: i think its cause youre in the shop
matthaus_c: omg Dextery
DrLigmaPhD: Remove other pants first?
bytecaster: Maybe you need to take the shield off before being able to equip a two hander?
DeathThirtyOne: Lol Dextery
KadmosTech: lol Dextery?
darkcyril: Try removing the shield. Might be a two-handed thing.
elkae: not a big fan of the Dexter’py
bytecaster: Level 30?!?!
elkae: Prequel. Dangit
KadmosTech: two handed shield!
KadmosTech: Kappa
bytecaster: My theory, disproven
DrLigmaPhD: You must be level 7 before wearing pants. The 1-6 levels are referred to as the Donald Duck levels
Foxmar320: Who needs to block anyway
SandbaggerOne: rclick to equip perhaps?
Foxmar320: Look at us, we only know attack
bytecaster: I feel like this could onboard you a little better
A_Dub888: Math is for blockers
KadmosTech: Get away, that's Mine.
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Mazrae: right click to equip?
offbeatwitch: Yuuup I am leveling Mining
Megaparsec256: that worked in one swing before
MAPBoardgames: I think your starting sheild was level 10. Maybe you couldn't re-equip it?
KeytarCat: G, the thing on constant cooldown is "move"
Foxmar320: Did it even hit???
RadioHupfen: it's not doing any damage
Wolfstrike_NL: PoE with gathering
Megaparsec256: yea i think this weapon does literally 0 damage
KadmosTech: reapzRefund
SquareDotCube: oh, the chest is probably for stuff you want to keep for later or have the stats
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bytecaster: These things are so expensive t oo
SquareDotCube: Jak and Dextery
MAPBoardgames: Dextery and Pose
baltimore_667083: dextery's laboratory
SymphonySolstice: there's the dextery
KadmosTech: VMESDI has such a better ring to it than Fallout's "SPECIAL"
A_Dub888: hold up, you're only regenerating ONE?
BusTed: yeah, need some loot filters
bytecaster: The whole UI feels reminiscent of PoE
MAPBoardgames: Because no one would ever play this long enough to get to end-game
Mazrae: it feels like they threw you into endgame
vinewood_og: Stempf, Desert, Staminuh.... the three geeendars
DeathThirtyOne: temu of exile, path of wish
Jethrain: it also broke with the sword earlier, just that axe seems to do straight nothing
A_Dub888: @baltimore_667083 and his rival Mandrak
bytecaster: Why is one armor sideways?
Megaparsec256: graham: those things are like loot piles, we could open them earlier with the sword
accountmadeforants: Honestly, the fact that they kinda could do that at all is impressive. (Provided there isn't some kinda kit for this exact thing somewhere, but I doubt it?)
DigitalSeahorse: the fuller the UI is the less likely I am to pick it up
Foxmar320: omg
vinewood_og: Twitch chat autocorrect won't accept Dexerty, and neither should we
DigitalSeahorse: fuller the menus
KadmosTech: LUL
accountmadeforants: LUL
Foxmar320: This game might be bad
accountmadeforants: The music never stops being funny
A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 bold statement
bytecaster: Sword, but board is prohibited
accountmadeforants: You *will* have an epic down-slope battle
KadmosTech: Maybe with shorter character, smaller hitbox Kappa
Jethrain: the music is doing Things to my brain
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvDump
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvGenericwah jhnenvGenericmelt
Foxmar320: foxmarPOP
matthaus_c: it's a game of inches, Edith
JeshuaWithAnE: This is one of those games that gets better after the first 50 hours
vinewood_og: Big. Facts.
DigitalSeahorse: so many arrows
EvilBadman: I don't get why Adam loves this game so much lrrLUL
A_Dub888: in your FACE Tree Sentinel
Marvoleath: were you granted any abilities?
ArmondoSC: i feel like this is one of the more "technically impressive" bads games youve played
Foxmar320: Oh good the guards get to watch the hero just die
bytecaster: We could ask in all chat for help!
BlueFingers5: Path of ehugghhh
Foxmar320: So much loot
SidewinderSky: Graham, was that Xanthum Gum pun intended?
bytecaster: This game needs a loot filter
DigitalSeahorse: oh the bigger the enemy the easier it is
darkcyril: My kingdom for a loot filter!
KakuEpsilon: MegaConsume
matthaus_c: not the best Bond movie Axe
Megaparsec256: love that the thing that loooks much scarier is easier to kill than the skeletons
DigitalSeahorse: cbcPlaneGuy cbcPlaneGuy
Megaparsec256: couldn't possibly have an enemy level next to their health bar or anything
MAPBoardgames: That's cute, G trying to apply logic.
matthaus_c: more colour means more better
bytecaster: Are the color related to level?
A_Dub888: do you say "Welcome to Scotland" when you kill things with it?
Foxmar320: Game pls
accountmadeforants: @ArmondoSC For sure, this is legitimately (technically) impressive. I hope the devs got some practice and fulfillment out of it.
halftrip: you died
A_Dub888: seamless death transitioins
matthaus_c: who up estussing their health orb
bytecaster: We are doing it!
DigitalSeahorse: foiled by the foliage!
halftrip: how can it ask your dead corpse if it wants to respawn?
RAICx: That's "immersive"
matthaus_c: a couple trips and you've got a month's stock
Atifexe: I think the item you're holding gets a green background when you can equip it
Megaparsec256: gameplay!
Foxmar320: I love that the music just STOPS
lightfut: Rpg logic, go!
accountmadeforants: In fairness, I've seen what PoE loot looks like without filters. Action RPGs have become parodies of themselves.
bytecaster: But the items in the shop cost more than 99 gold?
SquareDotCube: oh it does the Dragon Age thing with three coins
matthaus_c: the music is definitely giving my brain the kansas city shuffle
betweenmyself: if it counted beyond 99 gold the economy for this game would be absolutely wrecked by level 10
KadmosTech: Hahahah 99 gold max
A_Dub888: @accountmadeforants VIDEOGAAAAMES (Jazz Hands)
bytecaster: PoE is perfectly fine without a loot filter
KakuEpsilon: I wonder if the Pants are Male only
KadmosTech: Who could ever need more than 2 digits of wealth
Angreed66: I just looked they totally are ripping out those potion assets from POE
bytecaster: The PoE subreddit sucks
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think they mean Loot Filters
SquareDotCube: surprise surprise
Invitare: the POE subreddit is horrific
DrLigmaPhD: G has clearly hired the same guy Elon did
Foxmar320: Every sub-reddit will tell you you're playing itt wrong
Cptasparagus: generally yeah thats the attitutde
TheDevil_Risen: nah the campaign is great
accountmadeforants: No, I think you played the game correctly
Khalahd: As a lover of PoE and PoE2, I have muted both subreddits.
TheDevil_Risen: but its playable without filters :D 100% agree
TheDevil_Risen: their just QoL for endgame
TheMerricat: "Optimal Play" - requires Loot Filters, those 'hide' junk loot from your screen so you don't have 1,000 items on screen at once.
Thandres: loot filters are only a thing you have to worry about when you are pushing endgame
SymphonySolstice: I think the gamers are just too impatient
tailsteak: There's a brass note in this music that keeps happening that reminds me of AmongUs.
Greyah: I have very little good to say about the vocal PoE community. You're having a good time? You're doing it right.
Invitare: actually in the far end game you do kind of need a loot filter. You don't in the Campaign though
DigitalSeahorse: nearly dead
KV1NN4: Is that Brass Horn sting from Among Us..?
Akaiatana: I play MTG with Loot filters and I feel like there should be a mascot where there isn't
SquareDotCube: You play until you win, you have a fun time or not, that's it
bytecaster: If I have learned anything from the PoE subreddit, it's that gaming is 50% playing one singular game, and 50% complaining about that game
WearingCats_CwC: I thought the correct way to play PoE was to buy someone else's max level character save and pretend it's your own
DigitalSeahorse: cbcSip
JeshuaWithAnE: Every video game is supposed to be the only video game you play for the rest of your life
DigitalSeahorse: cbcLmayo
Angreed66: Only in the campaign,when 90% of patch content comes after that.
Foxmar320: @bytecaster Sounds like Destiny players
A_Dub888: Is this how the Loot Cave in Destiny 1 worked?
BtEtta: That sounds like how you play a game that's "dead" (I hate "dead game" discourse)
TheDevil_Risen: if you can only store 99 gold, does that mean that everything is worth less than 99?
OldUncleDan: Wait... Was this the game that Musk is really good at?
Foxmar320: :D
Marvoleath: stats requirements?
Juliamon: ""really good""
tailsteak: @JeshuaWithAnE That's me with my hyperfocus game, so I get it.
betweenmyself: well we up to 136 gold now…
QuantumTwitch: my take on it is are you having fun? if yes then you are playing it right, if not try another way else bin game
Megaparsec256: the game certainly doesn't seem to want to help you understand why you can't equip
DoodlestheGreat: @OldUncleDan LUL
TheAwkes: Usually if any of the number in the item's description are red, you can't use the item.
SquareDotCube: also shop interfaces these days have a sell window you fill until you're ready to sell
Atifexe: Wrong class, maybe?
bytecaster: Have you seen how big our feet are?
Chesul: Do you need to identify them?
Astra7525: Do you have to unequip the item in a slot before you equip a different one?
MAPBoardgames: Do you have to meet all the listed stats as requirements?
Foxmar320: What about the necklace?
matthaus_c: oh fuck
bytecaster: Oh my god
EricTheOrange: yep deffo based on PoE
TheDevil_Risen: Walking is a skill?
TheDevil_Risen: NICE
TheDevil_Risen: omfg
RadioHupfen: absolute master walker
DigitalSeahorse: maybe she's the wrong character but then why would they even show the boots of other characters
bytecaster: This is getting silly
Foxmar320: Wow yeah no
SquareDotCube: "Your Athletics have improved"
Cptasparagus: ah the skill X
Juliamon: skill web
TheDevil_Risen: nice skill map
Metric_Furlong: oh we're path of exile now kids Kappa
A_Dub888: that's.... intense
Greyah: Huh. Yeah that does remind me of PoE.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Secret Confederate Flag
QuantumTwitch: How close can you make a game before it is copyright infringement :)
empyreon: I... uh.. applaud the ambition?
TheDevil_Risen: i like that layout for sure
betweenmyself: the Walking Skill is in Alex’s refresh bar on the right side of the screen! riffScream
RatherLargeToad: Behold, the Skill Doritos
DigitalSeahorse: yikes it's like DRG cosmetics
MAPBoardgames: You know what makes PoE good? A giant complicated skill tree. That's all you need to make a good game.
WearingCats_CwC: I keep telling my toddler to hurry up and put more points in walking
johnnylongtorso: the Scotland skill tree
incredulouspasserby: That's what makes PoE good. Circles.
JeshuaWithAnE: how many of these skills you think actually work?
Critterbot: this is nothing compared to the poe skill tree.
DoodlestheGreat: What is this game called? "Road to Banishment?"
KeytarCat: We saw Alex unequip a shield and be unable to reequip it. I think you might start with high level gear that you can't *equip* but comes installed
bytecaster: Do we need a big axe skill?
matthaus_c: oh hey we have more than 99 gold
Foxmar320: Can we respec out of Walking?
johnnylongtorso: @DoodlestheGreat "Olympus of the Heavens"
Foxmar320: We can't equip a necklace???
ArmondoSC: like into sitting?
DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness or else we'd never get any exercise
Angreed66: The only thing odd about the walk skill is that it shows a cooldown
Mazrae: Does right click equip?
KakuEpsilon: Walking is a skill that keeeps draining every time Alex moves so... correct?
tailsteak: @Foxmar320 Or can we modify it to various silly walks and/or dances as our default locomotion?
Marvoleath: @DoodlestheGreat Olympus of Heavens apparently
niccus: tmi
Critterbot: Click and hold? That's standard.
Cptasparagus: pants are for cowards
betweenmyself: @kakuepsilon it appears so, yes
KakuEpsilon: Are some of these Male locked?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a "Wear Pants" skill?
Atifexe: Click and hold is... standard? Or was, as of Diablo 2 days, iirc
DoodlestheGreat: @johnnylongtorso Well, that's /slightly/ less derivative.
SquareDotCube: likely the miniumum level
accountmadeforants: Pants optional
DigitalSeahorse: cbcUndies feliciaTouch cbcDblush
bytecaster: Level 10
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
ArmondoSC: its fine im not wearing pants right now
sephyhallow: In future when I don't want to be sociable, instead of "no" I'mma say "I currently have no pants equipped"
MAPBoardgames: I'm thinking this game might not be good
steve_boots: Hey friends!
steve_boots: What're we playing?
ArmondoSC: garbage
bubba0077: encumberance?
Megaparsec256: "the path of exile we have at home"
accountmadeforants: @steve_boots Path of Exile 3 :)
OldUncleDan: This game is no Wolcen.
MAPBoardgames: We're watching G and A go mad
TheMerricat: Alltime peek players for this according to the DB is 2.
DoodlestheGreat: @MAPBoardgames Just a skosh...
TheAwkes: More like Dongslayer.
betweenmyself: Luckily Walking seems to be on a 0.5 second refresh delay
Jedi_Master_Zell: !quote 8189
LRRbot: Quote #8189: "What are these pants?!" —Serge [2022-08-23]
Akaiatana: Poor Dawn
bytecaster: I'm still aghast at the counterfeit PoE skill tree
KeytarCat: This game expects you to already know all the affordances of the genre without telling you any of them
Atifexe: I think it's an inventory space issue
matthaus_c: are they doing RE inventory
Critterbot: Doesn't look like you have space for the sword.
Foxmar320: We don't even know how to put on a ring
DrLigmaPhD: For your finger right?..... For your fingger righht?
steve_boots: lmao his is remarkbly ugly
steve_boots: *this
bytecaster: Actually my walking skill has a very long cooldown irl
steve_boots: Hi! How goes the terrible gaming?
KeytarCat: Big potion out of uses and didn't refill??
bytecaster: Ooooh level 5!
Foxmar320: Oh it's real bad
bytecaster: Maybe we can equip something then
Strebenherz: Wait so is walking on a COOLDOWN?!
Diabore: its delivering
accountmadeforants: "Sorry, my walking skill is on cooldown" is quite possibly the best and worst excuse not to exercise.
DrLigmaPhD: We cannot wear pants
OldUncleDan: This game makes me really miss Magic: Legends.
Jedi_Master_Zell: There's so many applicable pants quotes, lol.
DeM0nFiRe: I just got here, I assume Graham was calling me remarkably ugly
BtEtta: It's bad (positive)
steve_boots: I love how trees block the camera constantly
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think there's a stat/level requirement thats just being buried out of the item info frame?
SquareDotCube: we can finally pants!
Foxmar320: Put points in mind or whatever so we can use a ring lol
bytecaster: Dual Wielding!
DoodlestheGreat: @steve_boots We started with a Pac-Man derivative, and now we're on a POE-like.
sephyhallow: At what level are you allowed pants?
Jedi_Master_Zell: !quote 7455
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Megaparsec256: @Laserbeaks_Fury there seem to be some buried in the descriptiosn yea
James_LRR: oh this is some knock off PoE nonsense. let’s make Adam play it.
Foxmar320: James_LRR YES
gnyrinn: That character avatar is ... something else
Akaiatana: The Hammer is my Reference
Anubis169: perfect
DoodlestheGreat: @James_LRR Why do you hate Adam.
matthaus_c: I thought Adam was your friend :p
vinewood_og: Stahp. Hammer time
Laserbeaks_Fury: MINE
RebekahWSD: I thought, briefly, as I looked up that it *was* PoE
bytecaster: And yet I bet Adam would already be in endgame
DrLigmaPhD: Otaku Jeff returns
Jethrain: the axes seem to just do straight nothing?
A_Dub888: He survived 10 days on the road with Beej, he'll be fine
nyoomgoom: i can imagine adam going full "no fuck this i'm going to master this piece of shit game"
Megaparsec256: yea this one seems to also not do damage
Marvoleath: @bytecaster bold of you to assume this has endgame
Atifexe: Equipping a second weapon seems to have slowed your attacks
accountmadeforants: Tell Adam that charged dash is good in this game. KappaHD
James_LRR: sure is a choice to have so much of the canopy in the way of your camera.
toast3dsmore: hatsune miku with elephantiasis isn’t real, she can’t hurt me
Cptasparagus: "am I doing less damage now? I can't fing tell" is the motto of POE
bytecaster: That sword looks cool too
niccus: 500% drop rate? 500% better
vinewood_og: Did thang. Fite me.
BorealMage: Do the numbers mean stuff, or are they just there?
matthaus_c: *and* there's a puzzle inventory
MAPBoardgames: No point in explaining, someone will create a wiki to do all that
KakuEpsilon: @A_Dub888 Not only did he survvive it, but it enhanced their friendship
kristian_fischer: This dev thinks "UX" is a word pronounced "ucks".
bytecaster: Can you click on the skill slots on the bottom right to bind another skill?
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, what those numbers do
steve_boots: Haha that's awesome
Laserbeaks_Fury: Odin's Sword: 85% chance to lose an eye.
DoodlestheGreat: @ButButTheJesus The hell if we know.
steve_boots: Their reaction was perfect
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BrowneePointz: Magic Legends is lookin pretty good Graham and Alex
A_Dub888: @ButButTheJesus number things
DrLigmaPhD: Number go ????
Laserbeaks_Fury: I appreciate the 0/4 potions
steve_boots: Delighted, yet perplexed haha
Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz pain. Its still in my Epic Games library and I cry every time.
accountmadeforants: They go up and cover the screen at random intervals, It's What Gamers Crave
betweenmyself: we just need to find the right build and everything will fall into place riffYeti
BrowneePointz: my buddy got hired specifically to work on that game
WiJohn: Why is your head like that?
Diabore: "we heard the feedback, fuck that"
Dr_fragenstien: turns out making games is hard. You'd think a company focused around making games would've predicted that but who knows
Megaparsec256: @WiJohn extensive character creation and no middle sliders
SquareDotCube: not as bad as that one D&D game that came out later
bytecaster: @WiJohn We mikuing
SquareDotCube: I think LRR played that one
BusTed: ggs
accountmadeforants: "In retrospect, let's not make a video game"
toast3dsmore: I also shut down when I receive even the slightest constructive criticism
BrowneePointz: luckily when they shuttered the game he then got hired by firaxis for Midnight Suns
Voidhawk42: Magic Legends had the possibility to be good, if it were not for all the things that made it bad
steve_boots: lmao the real star of the show here are the trees
EricTheOrange: I'll give this Dev credit for letting you make a monster. Diablo 4 could never
Astra7525: Could it be that due to the loot on the ground, instead of attacking them, you order your gal to pick up loot
Megaparsec256: yea it looks like all the axes just.... don't do damage
WearingCats_CwC: Big head goth girl?
KeytarCat: We might now have much worse armor...
WiJohn: @Megaparsec256 Of course, I should have known character customization was to blame!
tailsteak: So there is some QoL stuff, it's just invisible and utterly nonintuitive.
bytecaster: We have these great dynamic shadows and you WILL see them
petey_vonwho: I enjoyed what I played of Magic Legends. I wish I hadn't gotten distracted and played it more.
steve_boots: "We spent a lot of money on those tree models, we're gonna use them, dammit"
BrowneePointz: the new Dark Alliance just needed a bit more time to cook tbh. it mostly felt rushed
nyoomgoom: i do love the color scheme on our player character creature person
BorealMage: Yeah, me too, that game was a bummer
bytecaster: Love Mind Bottle
xantos69: So are we watching or playing?
BrowneePointz: the core mechanics of it were fine but it lacked SO much polish in so many areas
SquareDotCube: Hasbro just got the Mattel curse with video games
SquareDotCube: that came with the purchase
OldUncleDan: To be fair... This is still far better than Dungeon Siege 3.
cheetoJack: whose mind is in that bottle
Shadowsoflife: Forgehammer, hammer
bytecaster: I assume Mind Bottle is Mana Potion?
DrLigmaPhD: This music ives more pirate than high fantasy
toast3dsmore: Bottle Gnomes?
EricTheOrange: When was the last time we got a D&D Action RPG. Neverwinter nights?
BusTed: how mind bottling
BrowneePointz: technically Dark Alliance
DrLigmaPhD: "Mind nutting this bottle?"- Sperm bank worker
betweenmyself: this will be the game that turns Alex into an ARPG focused influencer, posting seventeen build videos a week
matthaus_c: who up edging they solstice
EmpressTila: Is the music making anyone think of Among Us?
bytecaster: You like Path of Exile don't you? Well this isn't it!
BrowneePointz: but do you mean ARPG or Iso Crawler
incredulouspasserby: so....where's cerberus
BrowneePointz: cuz ARPG has turned into a nothing burger blanket descriptor now
Voidhawk42: Fighter of the Day Dagger?
empyreon: Item name?
Drakas: from what i understand about Magic Legends is they wanted to re work some the cards and monitization and then the game got cancaled
Megaparsec256: inventory space seems like
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just don't accidentally leave when a Crissaegrim
Laserbeaks_Fury: drops
EricTheOrange: @BrowneePointz game that plays similar to Diablo
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Angnor33: I'm so late! Happy Garbage day!
bytecaster: So how many mobs in is the Cerberus, do you think?
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Atifexe: Three tabs of inventory space, all absolutely crammed to the hills due to this insane drop rate.
Techno_Joe: Just got here, what game is this?
BrowneePointz: so Iso. yea Neverwinter I think is the last
Megaparsec256: "olympus of the heavens" or something
Juliamon: Techno_Joe "Olympus of the Heavens"
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Claptrap Voice* STAIRS?!? NOOOO!
Techno_Joe: Thanks
tailsteak: No Oddjob
matthaus_c: if only we could find Cerberus
BrowneePointz: so the thing that gets me the most is there’s NOT hit feedback
matthaus_c: many men struggle to find the Cerberus
KakuEpsilon: Tangent, the Earth ain't flat. >>
Diabore: HOW MUCH???
MAPBoardgames: I feel like we've seen perpendicular in one of these garbage games
Jethrain: yessss
Megaparsec256: no feedback of any sort, really
Laserbeaks_Fury: No Middle Sliders
Foxmar320: Flawless
KeytarCat: Best part of the game
Akaiatana: We need to make characters and then make them wrestle
DrLigmaPhD: Monster Factory is taken so this is Creature Fabricator
DigitalSeahorse: eek
MAPBoardgames: All points in eyes
bytecaster: I love the way we are holding our staff
Atarra: I still have questions about the F button
Akaiatana: Blessed are the Miku
SquareDotCube: This game can hold so many Mikus
DrLigmaPhD: Make a Miku, the game
bytecaster: Long loooooong mage
Laserbeaks_Fury: They are what they are
WiJohn: It's a slendermens!
nyoomgoom: football
BrowneePointz: The cackle that just left my body
MAPBoardgames: tiny hands
ButButTheJesus: Yaaas
iris_of_ether: Wow
bytecaster: Wait, all those sliders are nose?
SymphonySolstice: Exodia
Simriel: Missed half the stream trying to do tech fixing stuff. Boo
Jethrain: as many sliders for the nose as for the rest of the bone structure
Astra7525: Muscle Wizard
Critterbot: Yiiiikes! :D
Foxmar320: hello Simriel
betweenmyself: I assume the bow is equipped with a high speed gyroscope that keeps it in the iptimal
KakuEpsilon: Nose Fetishists, Graham.
TreeVor84: this is the peak human form
Akaiatana: What's the matter, Smoothskin?
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
baltimore_667083: adam would have a field day with this
Foxmar320: Normal Human
ProcyonFlynn: #Don'tClipThat
TheDevil_Risen: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
betweenmyself: *the optimal upright position
MAPBoardgames: Cronenberg called, he wants his character creator back.
SymphonySolstice: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SquareDotCube: now I have to know what's the other end of head size
baltimore_667083: "hello. my name is human,"
sephyhallow: Mad Madam Mim from The Sword in the Stone right there
DigitalSeahorse: cbcMelt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can someone tell me what the S and H are for
Techno_Joe: Step aside Oblivion character creator
bytecaster: So? Do we have a spell?
Greyah: I am reminded of that game where you could resize specific body parts on the fly and turn your character into exploded polygons.
Strebenherz: Stepped away and YE GODS
TheDevil_Risen: the naruto run is classic
Megaparsec256: i suspect starting class is mostly about starting stat distribution
Greyah: You're Dark Souls boss-sized.
bytecaster: We should picked Hobbit and then made us giant just to confuse people
Atifexe: Move speed not scaled to leg length, clearly
SquareDotCube: cursed to forever have shoes with no traction
TreeVor84: the real question is, can you make character that is wider than they are tall?
Megaparsec256: looked like heal, walk, basic attack, and the dark magic spell were all starting unlocks for everyone
TheDevil_Risen: 1HP and a dream
Atifexe: Did that character just grow on opening the inv screen?
MAPBoardgames: I wouldn't want a summer home here, but the trees are quite lovely.
Ukon_Cairns: 1s not none
vinewood_og: GOOD NEWS!
betweenmyself: this game is just a stealth “leaf design” portfolio for a budding environmental artist riffThink
ArmondoSC: mixing menus now
Gekyouryuu: *sigh* so THAT'S what it would've been like if I'd invented the Fing-Longer. oh, well. a man can dream, though. a man can dream.
MAPBoardgames: Cosmet
EricTheOrange: if we put on a helmet how will we know
bytecaster: You can have multiple presets?!?! Why?
matthaus_c: why would we get out of this menu, it's the most game we've been able to play and enjoy
Marvoleath: Return button?
Akaiatana: WRT player move speed: player move speed being fixed, regardless of character size, was really felt in WoW. Tauren and gnomes had the same move speed.
Marvoleath: on the left
gnyrinn: Do Save, Load and Random have the same keybind?
ArmondoSC: wide\
toast3dsmore: LUL
TheDevil_Risen: hahahah
Akaiatana: You've made a God-skin Apostle.
EricTheOrange: we are wider than we are tall
TheDevil_Risen: good game choice there G
ArmondoSC: all arms
NightValien28: final pam's cousin
TreeVor84: yes, our little wide boi
JessieImproved: such an angee face
betweenmyself: Hornswaggle in his later years
SquareDotCube: I gots the little baby body
SymphonySolstice: just a lil guy
Atarra: your health is still trasho
DoodlestheGreat: Such a sweetie. Probably bakes cookies for schoolchildren.
cheetoJack: i hope this also shrinks the hitbox
Beofryn: Is this character from Glurp?
TheMerricat: Chat, should we be scared that Graham has to LEAVE THE ROOM to get the next content? :D
bytecaster: PoE2 better look out, there is a new major player on the block
Megaparsec256: health potion goes in every slot
RAICx: Wait, would being the short influence if you shoot over the mobs on stairs or not?
Megaparsec256: the hit sequel to fireball goes in every slot
toast3dsmore: This character looks like a random bolt the stalker would pitch at an anomaly
Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat It's okay, he just needs to get it out of the containment cell
betweenmyself: head to the Cosmetics Shop to find a bunch of alternate skins for the leaves riffYeti
matthaus_c: does it let you just spam click respawn whenever you die
Megaparsec256: @matthaus_c sure does
matthaus_c: oh god
accountmadeforants: @betweenmyself "Hey, I wanna show off my ability to juggle numbers and percentages, but I need an environment for them." -"Okay, but only if I can really show off the leaf and stair design for my portfolio, think that'll affect gameplay too much?" "What gameplay?"
Atarra: to shreds you say
DigitalSeahorse: cbcSkully
TheAwkes: How many objects on the ground do you think this game can handle before it starts to crash?
Atarra: @TheAwkes I'm still betting that hotkey in the character creator would crash it
DrLigmaPhD: Peak character design
xantos69: Sir... your dog looks so sick. Can I give to charity to help that very sick dog?
LathosTiran: this is what happens if you leave your feet on the car dashboard
MAPBoardgames: G isn't sorry about the game.
LordZarano: lrrGARBO
Foxmar320: Oh no
matthaus_c: uh oh
NightValien28: oh no
incredulouspasserby: oh yes
SymphonySolstice: hm
MalFnord: duck and cover
Foxmar320: Oh NO
betweenmyself: Stellar Blade too WOKE! riffGasp
toast3dsmore: This is going to be GREAT
vinewood_og: Police squad apologizes for nothing.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
empyreon: oh... oh, no
niccus: gooner deluxe, yeah
bytecaster: Nobody gets Yoko Taro
BusTed: rayfkWelp
offbeatwitch: oh boy
A_Dub888: oh no
RAICx: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: cbcHoo
MAPBoardgames: Has music
offbeatwitch: YEAHHHHH
xantos69: I love signal degradation!
A_Dub888: brilliant
BusTed: *sniffs* I'm getting war notes...
TheDevil_Risen: jlrrDance3 jlrrDance3 jlrrDance3
betweenmyself: just a butt running around with a sword
matthaus_c: do you reckon those kanji are google translated
offbeatwitch: the fucking music
DigitalSeahorse: nothing to do with water then
LurkerSpine: this music makes me think of a work training video
LathosTiran: ETA til booba?
Flyingdelorion: That sounded an asful lot like an Iron Maiden song....
Laserbeaks_Fury: time to print a new lady
goombalax: why is it a high tech facility with typewriter sounds
accountmadeforants: @BusTed A lovely bouqet of conflict and misery, with subtle aftertaste of nuclear fallout
DigitalSeahorse: beep boop
Foxmar320: lol
MAPBoardgames: Oh. My. God. This. Is. My. Jam.
toast3dsmore: ohhhh nooooo
A_Dub888: there it its
TheDevil_Risen: ohhh no
Juliamon: tiddy time
matthaus_c: she's breasting boobily
Tiber727: @betweenmyself No need to be so cheeky.
DigitalSeahorse: bewbs
BusTed: @accountmadeforants LUL
DaxStrife: What is this tech start-up pitch video background music?
TheAwkes: Sigma-16
bytecaster: Maybe wear more protective equipment?
NightValien28: how high is the jiggle gonna be?
Foxmar320: o m g
gnyrinn: Look at those tracts of land.
SymphonySolstice: hi maam, you must be cold
TheDevil_Risen: that is not protective equiptment
darkcyril: OF Combat Module requires a monthly subscription.
DigitalSeahorse: cbcBooty
KBKarma: I'm back. What is this silliness?
Dr_fragenstien: you may not like it, but this is what a real sigma looks like
DrLigmaPhD: We're really breasting boobily
toast3dsmore: LUL
TheDevil_Risen: Boing Boing
accountmadeforants: Oh, I get it!
BusTed: 🍰
ArmondoSC: the little robot dudes are great tho
ButButTheJesus: goodness
Foxmar320: Dats a butt
Jethrain: why is that lil robot modeled after the last character in the last game?
Diabore: this looks more like the game with the 2 robots that paul played way back
MAPBoardgames: She's got like two booties
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are these bad guys about to die of Sigma?
MalFnord: That's two butts stacked on top of each other
betweenmyself: Arnold Rimmer looking real… authoritative with that new Sigma hologram body
Foxmar320: That walk LOL
KBKarma: Oh *wow*.
AugmentingPath: future bat'leth
DrLigmaPhD: @Laserbeaks_Fury My research partner?
EmpressTila: Yeah, modifying the right hand will be real useful for this game...
darkcyril: Ran out of space on the sign.
Diabore: @MalFnord high spec
Akaiatana: Ah, Sigma Female
A_Dub888: that shoulder pad's attached to nothing
KV1NN4: Why is she undulating like that
Foxmar320: Butt was too powerful and slowed everything down
KBKarma: But hey, at least they *have* a female character. If only for cheesecake reasons.
sephyhallow: Standing in place, thrusting gently, like a real woman
niccus: why were we getting corporate-training-core for a soundtrack
toast3dsmore: Too many polygons in the butt, it’s tanking the performance LUL
Diabore: wait, are the boobs tied to the camera?
johnnylongtorso: @betweenmyself "Holly, I don't think these are my breasts"
Williams4jesus: Is there an unskippable episode within that loading movie?
Dr_fragenstien: imagine Haydee was even less subtle...
Greyah: I literally rewatched your "female characters" sketch just before this stream.
xantos69: Turn jiggle to MAXIMUM. It is how the dev intended you to play it.
bytecaster: I worry about the empy drop downs
goombalax: bet this memory leaks to all hell
ArmondoSC: um
EvilBadman: "Ultra" I don't believe you
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
KeytarCat: The sliders aren't justified O_o
L0rdX33n: Yep, that’s what woman look like
matthaus_c: PERFECT
TheDevil_Risen: RiP
Megaparsec256: gooooood start
Astra7525: Unintentional Mom-mode discovered
TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes
empyreon: LUL
Foxmar320: foxmarPOP
KBKarma: Oh wow. Sucks to be you.
DoodlestheGreat: Mother may I?
Williams4jesus: It's fun with sliders time
offbeatwitch: AWESOME
matthaus_c: you could not have asked for a better start
CouldntPickAUsername: is windowed on a slider?
nyoomgoom: wait this is probably a speedrunner's trick
Metric_Furlong: well, on the plus side, we don't have to look at the character design Kappa
Atarra: it's menus all the way down
incredulouspasserby: perfection
AugmentingPath: NOTE THAT
DrLigmaPhD: Menu Locked
darkcyril: @nyoomgoom 100%
TheWriterAleph: big sigma energy tbh
ButButTheJesus: b..but... booba...
Voidhawk42: OK, this is an early hurdle to fall on
LathosTiran: time to enable "back in time" glitch from legend of zelda
Greyah: The camera was still moving while in the menu btw.
Laserbeaks_Fury: How many layer of menu are you on, my dude?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed voxlunBabhed
ValTheDrake: a bug? in a Watch and Play game?!
DigitalSeahorse: cbcRuff
margieargie: Sigma War Menu
BtEtta: Window title "My Game"
vinewood_og: Oh boy
Akaiatana: Alex is back on the menu, boys!
SpacePotato01: perfection
kassbjames: Honestly, the in menu options were better than the game
eid010n: A demonstration of the importance of data structures
goombalax: next on unskippable:
MAPBoardgames: Recursive menus all the way down.
L0rdX33n: neverending menu gameplay
Foxmar320: LOL gotta watch the T&A be born again
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who would want to skip the sexy girl reveal
betweenmyself: but the LOOOOORE
KBKarma: So it's... Unskippable? benginLol
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ButButTheJesus: oh darn jeez hate to see this again
matthaus_c: what's with the health insurance ad music
gnyrinn: Hello sirs, can I interest you in a completely untested piece of software - featuring a lightly clothed woman?
incredulouspasserby: But if you skip it, you'd miss the booba
bytecaster: Gotta appreciate the tastefull boob and booty shots
ArmondoSC: i love the little robot dude
toast3dsmore: GOTY potential for sure
EricTheOrange: I see stuff like this and My first thought is, just make porn. Like why these half measures.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_SG
Angreed66: New unskippable quick
MAPBoardgames: we all might need a drink after this
ArmondoSC: yea
Atarra: Graham, did you see the big "new" Steam release?
Williams4jesus: This would make for a good Unskippable
Scy_Anide: Why does the robot not get a booty?
AugmentingPath: calling it now: pressing escape doesn't skip the cutscene but does open several menus once it ends
MMoritz: is that menu music from the dinosaur hunt game from years ago (I love that episode)
WiJohn: Unskippable's back!
goombalax: branding
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remoskrone: 60 months. Hmm
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goombalax: Alex gets it
Angnor33: branding
A_Dub888: why is she?
DigitalSeahorse: the intro looks nice at least
TheAwkes: ALT-F4 is the universal skip cutscene shortcut. lrrBEEJ
darkcyril: Graham, what did Red Dwarf do to you to deserve that comparison?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like Space Quest
Kipstar: trying to draw your eyes UP
ArmondoSC: there was a red dwarf table top rpg
KakuEpsilon: I don't know if we'll ever catch up on Unskippable posting
KBKarma: Do you guys just have a fridge filled with Bublly?
KBKarma: *Bubbly?
Scy_Anide: Let the robot hang dong
bytecaster: Yeah, robot guy is cute
KBKarma: *buble?
KeytarCat: It timed out if they rendered it with any more frames?
KBKarma: Daaaaang. Nice.
Jethrain: "our robots are padded for extra heat retention"
SymphonySolstice: that's an unreasonable amount of butt for one woman to have
sephyhallow: Filled with Michael Buble
BrowneePointz: what is wrong with her asscheeks
Diabore: hydrated and carbonated
LurkerSpine: #blessJames
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
darkcyril: @Kipstar "My Sigmas are up here."
OldUncleDan: It's been a long time since I played Overwatch, but I remember Sigma looking a bit different than this. New skin?
ProcyonFlynn: #BlessJames
Scarbble: #blessjames
matthaus_c: oh yeah she is breasting Boobily
Scy_Anide: #BlessJames
DaxStrife: St. James, Bringer of the Bubly.
Foxmar320: Yeah Graham they got places to be
Atarra: *physics*
Drasvin: What if it's not pre-rendered?
Bearudite: so are the times aof are life
DigitalSeahorse: heaving boobs
BrowneePointz: Oh, I didn't know we were playing Stellar Blade
an_archist2: you could stop a flood with those bags
ButButTheJesus: their planet needs them
Foxmar320: :D
Foxmar320: Looks pointy
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Strebenherz: we have nier automata at home
goombalax: some kind of dead god
KBKarma: Tutorial level?
sekunder: A sword. And ulamog???
Foxmar320: omg
BorealMage: whoof
MAPBoardgames: This DOOM remake is wierd
IanAllenBird: kinda cool fucked up skeleton
30teracyte: lmao
accountmadeforants: We did it guys, we got the Stellar Blade
SymphonySolstice: tibby
TheWriterAleph: boing boing boing
Scy_Anide: Of course...
KeytarCat: Wither sword
ButButTheJesus: oh
DigitalSeahorse: cyclops cyber skeleton
Strebenherz: jesus
Jillexie: Lol
tailsteak: COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY TORSO'S USED WEAPONRY
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
The_Color_Twelve: the full bakery
A_Dub888: dat ass
NightValien28: I have seen that UI in "games" before
Saintnex: They are pulsating?
EvilBadman: oh look boobs in both corners Kappa
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a Newton's Cradle
fastlane250: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: brother
Foxmar320: Ok now they had a fight and want to be apart
Pteraspidomorphi: Helium
bytecaster: The cybernetics are doing some work here
OldUncleDan: Gainex has nothing on this.
niccus: one day we'll return to the heaven Trespasser built
Metric_Furlong: tactical jiggle physics
littleunknownn: oh
Dr_fragenstien: she sure is moving around a lot for a robot
Gekyouryuu: so, this is a Gynoid by Gainax
xantos69: Designed by somebody who has NEVER seen boobies in real life before.
accountmadeforants: This is the Three Body Problem, right?
BrowneePointz: Okay I was joking, but this is the EXACT same camera angle/placement as Stellar Blade
Bearudite: that neck
CouldntPickAUsername: *starts to open gifcam*
matthaus_c: they're doing a cheerleading routine
DeM0nFiRe: "I must go, my people need me" "No, my people need ME!"
betweenmyself: his name is Doctor Skelemans… He didn’t do seven years of medical school to be “Mister”
EsperDerek1: She looks like she fell naked into a junkyard.
BlueFingers5: What are they doing?
KBKarma: Her boobs are UMMMM acting in a way they shouldn't without external forces.
sephyhallow: What incredible bra technology does this?!
Jillexie: That's not where the lungs are located.
baltimore_667083: this is worse than The Last of Waifus
BlueFingers5: The most
KBKarma: HER BUTT IS WIGGLING.
Greyah: Did you know the "female characters" sketch is 11 years old now? And still relevant?
EvilBadman: Is it better or worse the actual skin is so detailed
Critterbot: "How much jiggle physics do you want?" "Yes."
ValTheDrake: they are struggling to break free
zgcguy: i joined at the best time ever oml
Cptasparagus: must. jiggle. butt. while. blocking.
JessieImproved: this is not what they thing women look like, this is what they WANT women to look like
DigitalSeahorse: I blame the bathing suit
kassbjames: GENTLEMEN! This is a serious game review show! Some decorum is appreciated
KakuEpsilon: The Whatch And Play logo made it look like she was just going "SHRUG" and/or "Death!" from that one game.
incredulouspasserby: When they breathe out they remind me of rubber bands in how they're stretching.
KBKarma: Why is her butt wiggling?
Scy_Anide: Her tits are a perpetual motion device
KV1NN4: the boulders are trying to escape their own gravitational pulls
Gekyouryuu: "it's tactically relevant that her ass be as fat as possible"
DoodlestheGreat: The fluid dynamics in this game are just... *chef's kiss*
matthaus_c: LMAO
vinewood_og: That grass ain't gonna touch itself
DigitalSeahorse: cbcRuff cbcBooty
BusTed: We worked ever so hard on these
30teracyte: STRENGYHEN
SymphonySolstice: please,
bytecaster: Please read the tutorial
Foxmar320: Summon pants
schordash: @zcgguy what a first message xD
Critterbot: O-okay...
sephyhallow: Can you summon clothes?
DigitalSeahorse: neato
Voidhawk42: "Our playtester missed the tutorial. This was the best solution we could think of"
EmpressTila: For the war against the Hornyuns, humanity was forced to retrofit sex robots for warfare. This is their story.
Cptasparagus: *retract* your weapon
xantos69: @sephyhallow That is in the DLC.
incredulouspasserby: @sephyhallow that would be censorship
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sethtriggs: I feel like I've seen this model before!
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DoodlestheGreat: "Please read this. We really want you to enjoy our game, such as it is."
BlueFingers5: What if she gets cold?
Scy_Anide: Oh
kassbjames: Can you summon realistic physics?
Scy_Anide: This is Nier Automata
MAPBoardgames: I'm not sure there is armor that can be summoned to contain those 'T'
Foxmar320: Are there pants in the shop? My guess is no
KBKarma: @sephyhallow But then there wouldn't be cheesecake! :|
accountmadeforants: "Please, for the love of god, please just read the tutorial messages" is the kind of honesty that AAA games could really do with.
toast3dsmore: this feels like someone poorly modded an already bootlegged copy of Nier
bytecaster: Those are flower boobs
betweenmyself: I really appreciate the fact that the devs put little light particles around her butt… For improved visibility riffThink
Strebenherz: WHAT
Foxmar320: oh dear God
sethtriggs: Amazing
TheWriterAleph: OH MY GOD
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
xantos69: Did you get it?
KBKarma: Very impressive, did nothing.
eid010n: Does her ass have aviation obstruction lighting?
sephyhallow: XD
DeM0nFiRe: lmao what
Atarra: JESUS
matthaus_c: what in the soul calibur
DigitalSeahorse: woah
BlueFingers5: Excuse me
littleunknownn: uh
EmpressTila: Chun-Li on meth?
ValTheDrake: o.0
L0rdX33n: o.0
BrowneePointz: SPINNING BIRD KICK!?
EvilBadman: They don't know what natural bushes look like
Akaiatana: They're doing their breast, okay?
BrowneePointz: REALLY?
TheDevil_Risen: what up Raygun
toast3dsmore: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: It's beyblade!
Saintnex: That technique!
Hangedman: look we bought these assets and we're going to use em
bytecaster: That got me
Gekyouryuu: Daigo parry time
SymphonySolstice: madam please calm down this is a denny's
Unas84: not just the CCs, but the rpm's as well!
schordash: causeiClap
iris_of_ether: duDudu
KBKarma: This is some cultivation nonsense.
sethtriggs: Wow that sawgrass must feel great on those exposed thighs
Atarra: I'm dead now
Voidhawk42: 10000 attacks per second, only 1 hit
KeytarCat: Waterfowl dance
RaklarLS: it's an everything and the kitchen sink kick
Dr_fragenstien: a little overkill for a bug i think
Angreed66: I think that was in the tutorial
accountmadeforants: gdqFaithPOP
DaxStrife: She sounds like Princess Daisy gone ape-shit.
DigitalSeahorse: cbcShammy
Foxmar320: The blender
Scy_Anide: I stand by my ass-essment that this is Nier Automata
johnnylongtorso: well, that's why she has to turn upside down
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
Strebenherz: ACTIVATE LAWNMOWER MODE
DeM0nFiRe: Thankfully no one brought this particular bey to the desert bus beyblade tournament I don't think it's bus safe
BusTed: tqsSpin
BrowneePointz: That looks like it was fucking rotoscoped from the Chinese movie where Jackie Chan turns into Chun Li
DrLigmaPhD: Our thighs are not near thick enough to ddo her moves
incredulouspasserby: For me it's the freeze frame Y pose just before whatever bullshit that was
lamina5432: that's a character model
OldUncleDan: Cheer500 So I am currently going through the entire Watch & Play playlist on Youtube. Just finished the Pepsi Man/Executive Towers/Twin Sector/Meeuuw episode. Games need more Fire breathing, bike riding, seagulls.
sephyhallow: Wait
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePointz City Hunter
sethtriggs: Does it have Gainaxing?
offbeatwitch: now we just make big butts
frank_the_great: We take the good where it can be found
sekunder: Now it's a bitchin skate park
sephyhallow: is she skidding through the floor?
DrLigmaPhD: Anubis?
Foxmar320: Sliding like that is gonna where down her butt over time
fastlane250: "Here's a place where there used to be industry!"
zazamost: the music is very fitting for a post-apocalyptic setting
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Wink
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Kipstar: gonna have such a graze on her butt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay the Anubis ZOmbies are a little out of place
toast3dsmore: this is the bloodborne 2 nobody deserved
KBKarma: Jesus, he's already dead!
sethtriggs: Well since you can kill things here it's at least it's not a Gilsonlike
Bearudite: Anubussies
AugmentingPath: it's a noobie
MMoritz: is this a place of honour?
darkcyril: Jackal! It's a jackal!
vinewood_og: Anubis?
PopeWorldbuild: Anubi?
Gekyouryuu: @OldUncleDan Pepsi Man and Meeuuw were the same episode?! wow.
Angreed66: odds the assets where all part of some pack?
KV1NN4: oh no doggo 8n8
Unas84: probably because it breaks the jiggle physics?
BlueFingers5: They have some kind of time dilation like effect but having the enemy react to being hit? Too hard.
bytecaster: There is a summon giant laser array button, but no jump?!?!
xantos69: So here is the problem I have (ok one of many) if you start off with a move that powerful/intense. Where do you go from there? How do you ever top that?
MAPBoardgames: If she jumped, she'd knock herself out.
BtEtta: They've definitely read an AI summary of a book about animation principles.
RaklarLS: maybe it's like nier and you need to equip it as part of your skill set or whatever
DigitalSeahorse: Anubis I think would disagree
Dr_fragenstien: the spin move doesn't seem to hit multiple times...
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JAGxTERRA: the character is doing alot of work but little damage?
BrowneePointz: I just find it hilarious Graham that they dead ass used the exact same camera placement and angle as Stellar Blade. AND her running angle is the EXACT same
accountmadeforants: Damn, G, you really were right on the money with the two "oh, I get it"s removed from Nier Automata description.
OldUncleDan: @Gekyouryuu Yeppers! It also featured the mysterious Third Ben.
L0rdX33n: good thing the sounds aren’t at all annoying
Gekyouryuu: she does that combo to invite partners to bed, granting consent. it's her "May Lay" combo
Hangedman: the complete lack of hitstun sure is something
DigitalSeahorse: they look more like bats to me
bytecaster: Is this what it means to be sigma?
RaklarLS: oh god, she blends with the background now
sephyhallow: Good job she's 1000x the speed of the entire rest of the world
Anubis169: Dev's been playing too much Street Fighter
MAPBoardgames: AC 1 sigma mark
Voidhawk42: She does all this ridiculous stuff, and the enemies just... complete no sell. Makes it feel like you're a paper ballarina.
wiganlass: all those moves don’t seem to actually do much damage
KBKarma: It looks like, when she does the slow mo step, *she* goes into slow mo but the *enemies* don't.
Dog_of_Myth: Knapsack
Foxmar320: welp
matthaus_c: no way
OldUncleDan: @Anubis169 I was thinking more "Killer Instinct."
LathosTiran: summon mech
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
offbeatwitch: it's that easy
EvilBadman: look at jump lol
Critterbot: NotLikeThis
RaklarLS: oh no
ButButTheJesus: YES
KakuEpsilon: Maybe the Sigma on her forehead and chest is to tell the assembler how to put the head onto the body.
DeM0nFiRe: Now you always have the keys handy!
betweenmyself: so several millennia after building the pyramids, the Anubis aliens have come back and are angry that Earth technology has been squandered on creating Android booty
DigitalSeahorse: doh
KV1NN4: The devs looked at Bayonetta and decided the problem was she was always too busy attacking incoming enemies... so you have time to admire the view here
KBKarma: Here we go again!
PopeWorldbuild: Quite notable
KeytarCat: How many layers of menu can you open?
EvilBadman: shit+space to jump
sethtriggs: Sigma Sigma War Notes
KBKarma: OH!
EvilBadman: shift*
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed lrrLUL
Foxmar320: Can't see the butt, stuck in menu
Wolfstrike_NL: Yes, but titties breath now
sethtriggs: Oh noooo that's not good
Strebenherz: Shift+SPACE?
korvys: Capital Space
Voidhawk42: Sorry, all the loot was sent to the previous game.
Anubis169: what does shift and alt do?
sethtriggs: If there's any platforming in this game you're boned
kragmabutch: i do kinda wish estrogen gave me this moveset
accountmadeforants: See, because you're shifting yourself into space
Anubis169: or alt and space?
SymphonySolstice: wheeee
KBKarma: Like a scantily-clad angel.
Dr_fragenstien: that's kinda cute
ButButTheJesus: oh I've had this dream
Foxmar320: It's a new way to look at Butt Graham
bytecaster: Gotta have the butt sway while floating though, important!
Foxmar320: Clearly
Astra7525: Maybe her boobs are anti-grav generators and that's why they ... breathe
PopeWorldbuild: For more butt press alt
DrLigmaPhD: Our shoes are farting
johnnylongtorso: thanks to the HUD, the boobs are always visible
DigitalSeahorse: yup
sethtriggs: "we're waking through the air"
j_crane330: Wow
accountmadeforants: Oh, she's slow Shadow the Hedgehog
TehAmelie: i had this dream when i was like 9
BrowneePointz: Okay yea I did some diving. This released on the 22nd of LAST MONTH. It is 100% trying to be NieR meets Stellar Blade
SymphonySolstice: flying around pantsless? hell of a dream
Musicsquid: I was so not ready for a screen fulla cheeks when I clicked LRR
RedAlexxis: right, very plausible, don't you just love future tech
bytecaster: So why are we in egypt?
sethtriggs: This reminds me of Haydee for some reason.
j_crane330: lrrEFF
betweenmyself: it enough keys on the keyboard, gotta make jump a two key combination for clarity
DigitalSeahorse: if this become labyrinth it would be even more dream
ArmondoSC: i dont hate the level design
KBKarma: Post-apocalyptic by way of modern China.
matthaus_c: this show is all about the cheeks
DoodlestheGreat: If you're the Door Opener robot, water is a necessity.
WearingCats_CwC: I feel like this particular robot was designed with getting wet in mind
BrowneePointz: From the ad blurb "Fantasy World Paradise Originating from a fantasy future world amusement park, engage in battles with monsters within the park."
Scy_Anide: 100%
TehAmelie: i have honestly never seen this much asscheeks in one game
DigitalSeahorse: well LRR is pretty cheeky usually :P
Foxmar320: Also boobs that want to spend more time apart
Mnemonicman: tlovetBUTT tlovetBUTT tlovetBUTT
Laserbeaks_Fury: E-GPT
xantos69: I would clap for this game... but I get the feeling the protagonist is clapping plenty enough for everyone.
bytecaster: That combo never gets old
EsperDerek1: So what would the video game that looked at this and go "Yeah, I get it, I get the jist" look like..?
KBKarma: I note that the benefit of your hovering is that, once more, your butt keeps wiggling.
sethtriggs: Kill with the power of cake
EvilBadman: Tight cheeks, loose, uncontrollable breasts
DigitalSeahorse: cbcRuff cbcBooty cbcButt
Gekyouryuu: at least Stellar Blade was made by a company known for games that have good story and gameplay to go with their massive tits and asses
Angreed66: "swords"?
LathosTiran: "dude can i get the CBBE sliders for that?"
TheMerricat: "Fantasy World Paradise Originating from a fantasy future world amusement park, engage in battles with monsters within the park. "
TehAmelie: spinning bird kick!
TheMerricat: "Conquest and Exploration In a semi open map, conquer giant monsters, claim rewards, and obtain rare equipment. You can also increase character strength by collecting monster cards and hidden items in the map. Feeling delighted when exploring new discoveries, and feeling a strong sense of achievement when conquering monsters."
RaklarLS: soundtrack is like something off of an early 00s city management game, in "ancient times"
TheWriterAleph: it takes SO LONG to do hardly ANY damage
OldUncleDan: Ultraaaaaaa Combooooooooo!
Musicsquid: devil may cry better look out
DoodlestheGreat: @Foxmar320 They had an argument and went their seperate ways.
bytecaster: Oh, these are horus themed
Strebenherz: Style 11/10, actually doing damage 1/10
wiganlass: extra but does no damage
j_crane330: He's dead Jim
RedAlexxis: It's like the inside of a blender with tennis grunting
PopeWorldbuild: Horus?
Foxmar320: @DoodlestheGreat :D
BrowneePointz: Apparently, going off the ad blurb for the game Graham, "A Fantasy Future World Amusement Park"
iiieye: this is making me miss my gf for some reason
Scy_Anide: I "like" that they use spears like swords...
KakuEpsilon: I don't know enough about the world to know what Stillar Blade is I fear.
sethtriggs: Nice beefy splat
aWabbajack: Anubis featured!
KV1NN4: Stargate?
Anubis169: Beware of imitations
Strebenherz: wasn't stellar blade a game graham did a review on in the way back times?
DrLigmaPhD: Seeking the subocean?
RaklarLS: did they though?
Akaiatana: This is why the Amonkhet // Kamigawa Neon Dynasty set was a mistake
aWabbajack: there be the real 169
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce again. Good night!
TheMerricat: From a translated Chinese review on Steam "I heard that the author is a college student and completed the work independently. I have tried the game and it feels like there are quite a few bugs. However, from the design of the map, it can be seen that the game still has a promising future. It depends on how the author updates the gameplay and content in the future. I hope that after the corrections and updates in the later stage, there will be good results. "
matthaus_c: it has goonplay
LordZarano: "Physics"
gnomebot1: are their any goals?
Foxmar320: The combat IS
Musicsquid: we are breasting so boobily rn
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "butt forward camera angle" is quite the thing
MAPBoardgames: The next patch will introduce gameplay
Scy_Anide: It..that sprint of whatever is just heel jets
protojman: the goauld!
betweenmyself: clearly this is the very *best* version of Stargate
KV1NN4: how much was this game..?
Anubis169: too much
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a backdoor test for a new Stargate game
Scy_Anide: Jet stilletos
RaklarLS: ooo, look at that flock of birds
EvilBadman: @Laserbeaks_Fury Phrasing
gnyrinn: Oh look. They got that obelisk back from Paris.
Dalrint: What in the world is that running noise
DrLigmaPhD: Stargate: Its Horny Now
Musicsquid: Do the people who make these types of games not realize they can just make like actual porn games and that’s fine
LathosTiran: hathor has had some upgrades
gnomebot1: Whoever made this likes big butts and cannot lie!
DeM0nFiRe: They take pictures of pyramids to make them look like they are in the middle of nowhere, but actually they are right next to the confusing environment made up of technology of wildly different fictional pasts and futures
Phailhammer: @lathostiran LUL
bytecaster: How does this game have that long an intro cutscene and yet communicates no objectives at all?
TheAwkes: Those cage ladders are not installed in an OHSA compliant manner.
xantos69: @gnomebot1 Other game devs can't deny.
TheMerricat: BTW according to the steam page, you are in an amusement park. That's why they are 'weird' enemies.
MAPBoardgames: The boss is just a giant bra
AugmentingPath: this is "same guy but with spear" erasure
PopeWorldbuild: What is the point of this?
tailsteak: A future world filled with Westworld-style amusement parks that had all the humans die hundreds of years ago, so now it's just mishmashes of eras and settings, populated by animatronics.
Foxmar320: lol
Strebenherz: @DrLigmaPhD always was
frank_the_great: How much time do you think went into making this?
Scy_Anide: A single point in their favor, Egypt is at least a relatively unexplored space. I wouldn't say they're exploring it though.
DigitalSeahorse: I'd like to find the sub ocean
BrowneePointz: Okay I looked at all the 14 Steam Reviews, 13 of which were in chinese. Half of them were like "Game's great" and the other half were "game's bad also she's ugly" Are Men Okay?(He says as a Man)
DrLigmaPhD: @Strebenherz Tru
iris_of_ether: benginLul
Drakas: lera croft tits...
RaklarLS: wasn't there a stargate mmo at some point?
toast3dsmore: LUL
Dalrint: @DigitalSeahorse the bum ocean?
j_crane330: No
Voidhawk42: Well, speaking as a fan, the last Stargate game was SO BAD
ButButTheJesus: whu
3cbb: @Drakas not pointy enough
DigitalSeahorse: sure
TheDevil_Risen: WHAT?
TheDevil_Risen: thats epic
WiJohn: @BrowneePointz No (He says as a Man)
MAPBoardgames: glod
sethtriggs: The ro-butt is at least durable.
matthaus_c: that's one of the most Graham Stark things I've ever heard
OldUncleDan: Czech 6? Weird name for a Canadian TV channel.
TurnedToFrog: Not SG-U?
vinewood_og: In the middle of my backswing?
ButButTheJesus: when TV happened
bytecaster: Pause for combo
sephyhallow: The one filmed in Vancouver
HbombAndFriends: We need more Stargate.
Laserbeaks_Fury: SG-U was not good
DigitalSeahorse: volume could be lower on this game
Astra7525: oh no
ButButTheJesus: I wasn't either and I heard SG1 is good?
BrowneePointz: @DigitalSeahorse it's the audio mixing
Anubis169: oh boy
Foxmar320: ohhhhh ok now I see
matthaus_c: oh that is phenomenal
Strebenherz: oh the cowboy bebop at his computer meme
JessieImproved: I watched the heck out of the OG stargate show
MalFnord: hehehe
elkae: PrideLaugh
sethtriggs: LOL
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: SGU wanted to be Battlestar Galactica *so badly*
DeM0nFiRe: lol
OldUncleDan: Well... DID you demand it, Graham?
MWGNZ: seabatClap
PopeWorldbuild: Wow
ButButTheJesus: HA
DigitalSeahorse: fx
Foxmar320: Perfect
DoodlestheGreat: *snicker*
SymphonySolstice: amazing
TheWriterAleph: Graham, we ran into your nunchuck clip in a random YT shorts reel this week :D
Laserbeaks_Fury: SG-U stripped all the humor out of the franchise, and it flopped so hard
HbombAndFriends: Graham has been assimilated?
elkae: G Borged out
sethtriggs: Great story!
Strebenherz: that was a death noise
Anubis169: manBRO ONE PUUUUUNCH!!
sephyhallow: Oh that dude is actually a cool design
mizzytastic: you wanted a boss enemy
Foxmar320: Well you had like 1 HP left
DrLigmaPhD: You know I've neveer seen anything beyond the original film
ButButTheJesus: ouchie
UnknownFriday: You were nearly already dead anyway.
KeytarCat: You had 1 health
Akaiatana: Illustrious Goldmask the Big
BusTed: oh
BrowneePointz: He....clapped your cheeks Kappa
EmpressTila: That was Myrkul?
Dalrint: Dying means your free!
Angreed66: you did have almost no health left
DigitalSeahorse: cbcDead
betweenmyself: Welcome home riffYeti
Anubis169: Permadeath?
DigitalSeahorse: cbcSkully
Scy_Anide: lol
frank_the_great: Ah, a dark souls
DaxStrife: You were slain by techno Dagoth Ur from Morrowind.
MAPBoardgames: Choo-Choo Charles survives
dankmemeter: Got clapped
Jethrain: ah yes, strengyhen
accountmadeforants: At least the load times are really fast
xantos69: I just wish, for once, the news demonstrated a total misunderstanding of other things... like show B roll of a basketball game while talking about football.
schordash: chat has too much fodder with this game lrrLUL
MAPBoardgames: I think the green bar is your HP
BrowneePointz: apparently the cards are power ups
j_crane330: Did you actually kill anything
HbombAndFriends: “She turned me into a drone!” “A drone?” “I got better.”
ButButTheJesus: the y and t are close
Marvoleath: can you 'summon the mech' for the fight or whatever that tutorial told you?
darkcyril: Good news, I don't think the devs do either.
incredulouspasserby: so what is the "advancement" here, like were you getting anything for murdering things?
tailsteak: "I don't know what this crap is" Uh... it's *worldbuilding*, Alex.
bytecaster: I love that we can always see her profile on the lower left, so we don't forget about the boobs
MAPBoardgames: Charge up for armor or air attack?
BrowneePointz: PSYCHO CRUSHER!@
betweenmyself: look Graham, you can’t just foist your narrow view of “correct spelling” on the world of future Stargate Egypt
Gekyouryuu: oh, if we see the big guy again, do we have the giant laser cannon looking attack thing?
matthaus_c: these environments are more Designed than we usually see in this show, but fucked if I know what the hell they want you think this place is
MAPBoardgames: he was super-low
UnknownFriday: You were already nearly dead.
RaklarLS: your health was quite low yeah
Drakas: this game dose look cool, but plays like a Ziplock bag of custard
KeytarCat: There was no hash mark on the health bar
accountmadeforants: @xantos69 Hey now, that's actually smart when talking about football. Can't agree on what it means? May as well split the difference and piss *everyone* off.
BrowneePointz: no no don't put that on Japan
DrLigmaPhD: Ohio Gyoza
BrowneePointz: this game is Chinese
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think the yellow bar charges the Q, and it's empty because you used it right before saving
bytecaster: Imagine if this how the Hour of Devastation ended?
an_archist2: Aetherdrift looks different
Cptasparagus: is this the next story after Aetherdrift
OldUncleDan: Is this what the Wanderer has been doing this entire time?
RaklarLS: love that the hitstun animations don't stun
DrLigmaPhD: Wait this is just the C-plot of Atherdrift
TheDevil_Risen: Amonkeht x Kamigawa Neon Dynasty
ballesta25: And the lighter yellow bar below it depletes like some kind of stamina thing when you do moves.
Anaerin: Just got here, and hey is this "Gratuitious Panty Shots: The Game"?
Gekyouryuu: nowadays you can instakill people over the phone. "Omae wa Moshi Moshindeiru"
BrowneePointz: Japan gets off scot-free this time
KakuEpsilon: There's a non-weird part of Amonkhet?
EvilBadman: Nicol Bolass
Musicsquid: if this is Amonkhet she needs to cover her cartouchie
MAPBoardgames: They knocked about 50% HP off
Foxmar320: Aetherdrift has a lot to answer for
Strebenherz: a butt that large could make a freeway all by itself
Voidhawk42: They gentrified Egyptology SMH
niccus: man i really misremembered the talos principle
DoodlestheGreat: I blame Judge Doom for that.
shushu2539: i'm back after a few hours. Wow, cool stalker mutation
matthaus_c: @BrowneePointz "Japan, no!" "... What?" "Sorry, force of habit"
darkcyril: @TheDevil_Risen With a sprinkling of Street Fighter UB
RaklarLS: you lost so much health there, wow
TheDevil_Risen: @darkcyril yup
betweenmyself: was worried this was an obligatory Miyazaki swamp
KeytarCat: music loop
toast3dsmore: Aetherdrift: Road Quest, coming to a public access channel near you Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lrrLUL
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta rewind the track
DrLigmaPhD: China can be needlessly horny too
Gekyouryuu: the silence is part of the track, clearly
MAPBoardgames: Thing get
Angreed66: TBF china has a big horny culture too
gnyrinn: @Laserbeaks_Fury "Turn Tape Over!"
EvilBadman: You're not reading the item descriptions Kappa
BrowneePointz: Like, as much as Stellar Blade is a trashfire for lots of reasons, at LEAST the devs knew how to make satisfying combat
BorealMage: make sound when do thing :)
ButButTheJesus: a button is its own reward
Akaiatana: We have one more crack at this boss and we can all see it
Foxmar320: Is it pants? No
bytecaster: We already equiped it, I think?
MAPBoardgames: AC 3 vs. AC 2
AugmentingPath: @DrLigmaPhD No, no. If someone gets horny in China, they're immediately exiled to Japan
MAPBoardgames: I guess?
DeM0nFiRe: You did equip it, the menu one was Def 3 and you clicked it and it switched
tailsteak: omg, I just noticed her footprints
Foxmar320: The quest for pants is eternal
betweenmyself: does the green arrow in Alex’s hud indicate we have a level up opportunity?
TheDevil_Risen: yeah +1 AC
KV1NN4: If this model doens't have a Bastet 'costume'/disguise...
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: With the sounds mine keep making, I would not mind better shoulders
sephyhallow: Two games in a row where we have been denied pants
incredulouspasserby: @Angreed66 Look, let's be real here, every place has a big horny culture. It's just how much of it is understandable cross-culture.
DrLigmaPhD: @AugmentingPath So less "Go to horny jail" and more "horny Australia"?
EvilBadman: @MAPBoardgames Ah, the THICC0 system
DigitalSeahorse: massive footprints
LathosTiran: it was a key. the 1 in the UI turned to a 0
accountmadeforants: Vortigaunt-lookin guy
Foxmar320: That way then left I think
bytecaster: I think we are on the right track
KV1NN4: @EvilBadman pfftahaahAHAHA XD
AugmentingPath: @DrLigmaPhD exactly. some media really transports you!
KeytarCat: remember your Q
matthaus_c: welcome, moon-and-star
Foxmar320: I believe in our abaility to clap this boss
Phailhammer: @drligmaphd Based on some First Fleet records, that's just Australia.
toast3dsmore: if you squint really hard and lie to yourself, there’s a real game buried in here
bytecaster: Some hit feedback would be nice
Jethrain: @LathosTiran the 1 turning to a 0 was an estus
MAPBoardgames: push 'T' for "armor"
Cptasparagus: gaming!
DrLigmaPhD: @Phailhammer Need to get my ass down under then
ArmondoSC: have we summoned the mech yet?
TheDevil_Risen: im expecting Teal'c to jump out and yell Jafa Kree
Foxmar320: oh
betweenmyself: the design is a tad nonsensical, but the lore behind this boss must be FANTASTIC
LathosTiran: @Jethrain ah
sethtriggs: ouchie
DigitalSeahorse: low long is cooldown on Q I wonder
SymphonySolstice: rip
Foxmar320: lrrGARBO
TheDevil_Risen: RiP
johnnylongtorso: @betweenmyself someone call Vaati
MAPBoardgames: That game was ASS!
eid010n: Was that thing wearing Dagoth Ur's mask
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the terrible games G and Alex! <3
sephyhallow: Alex: ... thanks?
frank_the_great: Not even a sub ocean
bytecaster: We got loots of booty
KeytarCat: @DigitalSeahorse it's charged by landing attacks, not on cooldown
cheetoJack: someone worked really hard at copying and pasting those assets
SymphonySolstice: there was ass, and it was ass
TheDevil_Risen: oo another!
Strebenherz: nice music
TheDevil_Risen: yay
Foxmar320: Soundtrack slaps
Musicsquid: I feel like a huge common denominator on bad games is zero damage feedback on hits
BrowneePointz: Okay, I GET what they're going for, but the Dev's skill falls far, FAR below their ambition
DigitalSeahorse: no evident sub ocean
accountmadeforants: gdqCrab
betweenmyself: riffIce
DoodlestheGreat: Music by Casio.
Dalrint: I like this chiptune though
DrLigmaPhD: Ok I'm a bit charmedd by the music tho
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe
vinewood_og: Stink. Stank. Stunk.
betweenmyself: ohnoKrappy lrrSIG riffIce lrrSIG ohnoKrappy
MAPBoardgames: duskvCr
DeM0nFiRe: Horrifying
sethtriggs: Niiice
toast3dsmore: LUL
matthaus_c: oh no it's another one of these
MAPBoardgames: Just right into it
sethtriggs: no bullat?
Foxmar320: Just start in a room full of dudes with guns
j_crane330: SingsNote BopBop SingsNote BopBop
Cptasparagus: terrorists win
CouldntPickAUsername: I kinda like the music
DigitalSeahorse: DinoDance cbcShammy cbcShimmy cbcStomp
frank_the_great: I swear you've played something like this before
DigitalSeahorse: jhnenvHorvdance jhnenvGdance jhnenvClaredance
accountmadeforants: Perfection
OldUncleDan: Well somebody's gotta!
Foxmar320: Ok this game rules
betweenmyself: ahhh, this is anime intro style music
bytecaster: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
TheDevil_Risen: jlrrDance3 jlrrDance jlrrDance3 seabatClap
Scarbble: this is magnificent
Juliamon: the music is good, I wonder where they stole it
RatherLargeToad: music is so jaunty
RedAlexxis: so ... no SFX?
TomatoKigu: tomato145Jam This slaps
SymphonySolstice: incredible vibes
ButButTheJesus: ♪ cat bussin a hand bag ♪
Strebenherz: yes
Jigokuro: Comprehensive
CouldntPickAUsername: Alex just killing it
WearingCats_CwC: Aren't those low poly Counter Strike guys?
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Ladytwerk w00dh0Ladytwerk w00dh0Ladytwerk
matthaus_c: this was 0 to racist shockingly fast
KV1NN4: She needs to get to the Tokyo Idol competition you guys! Her Group is depending on her!
MAPBoardgames: Yatta!
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0DANCEPARTY w00dh0DANCEPARTY w00dh0DANCEPARTY
sethtriggs: You're Winner!
TheDevil_Risen: sergeGG lrrAWESOME
Foxmar320: foxmarDAN foxmarFLN foxmarDAN
frank_the_great: #1 Victory Royal
ArmondoSC: is that it
ValTheDrake: game complete
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's nice the menu assures you pressing ESC is how you get back to the game
RedAlexxis: No way! that's it!
Astra7525: resolution: 640x480 :S
DoodlestheGreat: WINNAR IS YUO
toast3dsmore: LUL 40 second game?
TheDevil_Risen: whats the TF2 sniper doing there
sethtriggs: This is an asset pack isn't it
bytecaster: The music is great though!
BtEtta: They couldn't even supply a choice of waifus?
SpacePotato01: It's a chest high chest
gnyrinn: They all have vests. That place had more S-bombers than the IJN.
MAPBoardgames: That was a CHEST-high wall
betweenmyself: join anime protag Hikari as she battles the Mujahideen
Duffadash: I mean, the guy that made 1st Core, which you played last time, has made several other terrible games
BrowneePointz: apparently C was roll?
Foxmar320: You know this tune is going to be stuck in my head now
SidewinderSky: Her run animation has her arm rotating very stragnely
offbeatwitch: victory!
Anaerin: Shouldn't those chests be rotated 90 degrees?
3cbb: @sethtriggs give the dev a little credit, it's at least two asset packs
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
bytecaster: So how much was it, G?
Foxmar320: Thats the ENTIRE game
sethtriggs: Automatically win. Where's the shadows?
accountmadeforants: I'm not getting a music match through Google, so that's good
Lithobraker: This is the music you would put over the "Going Online" screen for a vtuber
JadedCynic: @BtEtta obviously you UNLOCK more waifus over progress...
EvilBadman: G will never financially recover from this
JadedCynic: @Lithobraker YES
bytecaster: It's soooo true
Foxmar320: So Graham how much was this one?
BrowneePointz: Excuse you, I'm a Vtuber and I don't play stuff like this
vinewood_og: 100
Jethrain: so the jump from easy to very hard is "they die in 1" to "they die in 2"
PopeWorldbuild: The difficulty is INSANE
sethtriggs: I actually wonder if this map is intended for something of a different scale or orientation.
sethtriggs: I swear it feels chunkier than the characters.
MAPBoardgames: More gameplay than some garbage we see on W+P
Foxmar320: Love the skull cubes
Kazman20a: just number ?
Drasvin: This music does not fit this gameplay.
Marvoleath: All those hours of Stalker shootings paid off, huh
Musicsquid: Is our character Gawr Gura wearing an organization 13 coat
KakuEpsilon: I like this music. Am I stupid chat?
accountmadeforants: So, are there no other sounds, or is the music just overpowering them?
matthaus_c: RETYR
bytecaster: RETYR!
Foxmar320: wat
offbeatwitch: retyr
Jethrain: RETYR
frank_the_great: RETYR
3cbb: retyr champion
ButButTheJesus: RETYR
SymphonySolstice: RETYR
ValTheDrake: retyr!
DrLigmaPhD: Between the evereything and the everything else?
frank_the_great: Parnets
BrowneePointz: or! Re-Tyr
dmsink: Go with Retyr!
sethtriggs: Is the music royalty-free maybe
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, I know these assets
Foxmar320: Im never going to be able to RETYR
Drasvin: It's good music, but it doesn't fit what is happening.
WearingCats_CwC: Retyr? In this economy?
ButButTheJesus: retyr champagne, on regerts
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Have you ever retyred a Vtuber by mistake?
Cptasparagus: AI prompt: vocaloid shooter vs terrorists in a castle
ButButTheJesus: a game I can actually finish, 10/10
MAPBoardgames: GOING to be bad?
3cbb: time for minesweeper
betweenmyself: soooo…. More character creation?
matthaus_c: they've all been such bangers so far
cheetoJack: theres always more trash
frank_the_great: I know normally you don't ask for a refund, but come on
JadedCynic: cute 'gun draw from kidney holster animation' :)
RatherLargeToad: gonna be?
BrowneePointz: Now it's time for Alex to play the worst game of them all...League of Legends
accountmadeforants: @KakuEpsilon No, it's fun music, which is what makes the whole thing even more hilariously incoherent
KeytarCat: Retyr: make war again
matthaus_c: the Fertile Cresent
Anubis169: Akaiatana: One day I'd love if the vtuber industry stopped using words like "graduate" and just called it "fired" for what it really is
Musicsquid: I love French cressents
Jethrain: hear T less
AugmentingPath: hear less
TomatoKigu: Hear T Less.
fastlane250: Hear Less... T
MAPBoardgames: Another game with huge T
niccus: oh, a game about hearts without bodies
Juliamon: is this a kingdom hearts
UnknownFriday: Where does this game fit into the extended Kingdom Hearts canon?
betweenmyself: do you hear T less? Talk to your doctor today.
incredulouspasserby: Hey, there's a key you can press that will tell you the objective and how to get there. That's the first time we've had that all day.
gnyrinn: It was a serviceable portmanteau. We've seen worse.
Foxmar320: We have clothes on for once!
DigitalSeahorse: so dark
Akaiatana: @Anubis169 I did... not know that.
PopeWorldbuild: Mr. T has entered the chat
thavleifrim: T is over rated we should hear it less
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Citytoburn
matthaus_c: immediately getting asset pack energy
Astra7525: "Heartless" - Is this a Kingdom Hearts?
shushu2539: is this a let's nope kind of game
thavleifrim: the demons are in the moonbase
DigitalSeahorse: who's on the roof?
ValTheDrake: then the reptoids came?
KakuEpsilon: Ah, okay, thanks for the reassurance GAnts Account
Anubis169: Akaiatana: Yeah every time they say somebody graduated, it means they've been pressured into voluntarily quitting, or outright sacked, from the promotion agency
MAPBoardgames: What kind of "delivery" is she making at this hour of night?
bytecaster: Is this pacman again?
Foxmar320: foxmarDIE foxmarDIE foxmarDIE
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Anubis169 I'm pretty sure there's at least one piece of dystopian fiction where 'graduate' is a euphamism for 'execute'.
Anaerin: It's a tonberry!
EvilBadman: Collect more golf balls to progress
Juliamon: ScrapyardGhostTrain isn't that The Giver
TheMerricat: So fair warning for this one, this was from a student class project. They directly apologize for the rough quality in the steam description.
Critterbot: You can tell they're steampunk because of the huge cog on the doors.
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 From what I understand, it's more generally "left the company" (usually to go indie or because it wasn't paying well enough). If VTubers do something bad enough to properly be fired they'll fucking nuke the accounts and put out an apology on Twitter. (Because it's just imported idol culture)
Anubis169: smokeMETAL WAZZAAAAAAHHHP
Phailhammer: @scrapyardghosttrain I think there's a vault in Fallout 4 that does something close.
ButButTheJesus: WASAAAABI
Foxmar320: foxmarSTAB foxmarDIE
bytecaster: This is just the Pacman game again, gotta find the gun
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Stabbyduck
PopeWorldbuild: The get stabbed simulator
MAPBoardgames: I kinda appreciate the invisible wall highlight
KeytarCat: hit G to get a quest guide?
TheMerricat: Look maybe these folks watch and play and know Alex is going to go for the sub ocean.
DigitalSeahorse: some lights
SymphonySolstice: it said to go into one of the houses right
MAPBoardgames: We rollin'
Anaerin: Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...
gnyrinn: It's technically not an invisible wall
bytecaster: This is the first game today with a proper tutorial to explain itself
JadedCynic: obviously complete the delivery, but without getting killed, somehow
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Juliamon Could be, but I don't remember.
DigitalSeahorse: tactiroll
Foxmar320: foxmarSTAB
betweenmyself: the dev puts you in a dark map, completely defenseless against a man armed with a knife. Talk about heartle- OH, I get it riffGasp
Foxmar320: Invis walls? Did Bungie make this?
matthaus_c: randomly walked into Koga's gym
DigitalSeahorse: the little lights
Foxmar320: LOL
JadedCynic: "sit down"
accountmadeforants: SIT. DOWNNN.
DigitalSeahorse: sit
SquareDotCube: Alan Wake it's not
bytecaster: Cue the MGS noise
MAPBoardgames: Sit! sit!! lrrSPOT
OldUncleDan: Sit Down dododododododdododaaaaaaaa Kimochi!
KakuEpsilon: @accountmadeforants Graduate is taken from Idol Groups, which usually means "advancing their careers." The giant lady had to stop streaming because she got a severe back problem and graduated to making games. Mumei had to quit because she got a throat problem that her doctors refused to help her on, and she hopefully will get somewhere in teh future.
DigitalSeahorse: knife guy can't sit
betweenmyself: knife man lacks crouch capability
RedAlexxis: looks like Mr Stab doesn't know how to sit down
JadedCynic: not the best english localization...
DigitalSeahorse: now what?
PopeWorldbuild: The stabsmen are foiled by branches
KeytarCat: Did rolling while crouched get you stuck??
DigitalSeahorse: woot
OldUncleDan: T-Less. No relation to T-Pain.
BusTed: ah, korean dev
offbeatwitch: that track upwards was so good
tailsteak: A game where you had to learn new and different movement techs to get around an ever-increasing and ever-complicating array of invisible walls and kill fields.
KakuEpsilon: Hear T-Less is what we did to get rid of Toxic Masculinity.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: her walk cycle has some cook footwork
goombalax: house belonging to The Robert
JadedCynic: *cool
betweenmyself: “Delivery from the repair shop” followed by severe screen warping after the six balloons of <redacted> she was smuggling in her stomach burst
DigitalSeahorse: that fire needs a grill or gate
RetroHibiscus: Lies of T
DigitalSeahorse: or stove door
MAPBoardgames: Google translate working overtime here
TheAinMAP: katesHUH
matthaus_c: what kind of fool would build a robot you couldn't fuck
DrLigmaPhD: Wait
bytecaster: "No sexy the robot" is the opposite message than two games prior.
Phailhammer: Well, then what's the point?
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Hmmmm
DrLigmaPhD: I will absolutely fuck the android, Tasha Yar was right
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
OldUncleDan: My cat bites the nose somethimes.
OldUncleDan: sometimes
Phailhammer: @drligmaphd LUL
vinewood_og: "Don't date robots!" Yeah I remember the campus IT seminar about file sharing.
DigitalSeahorse: we own nothing
JadedCynic: "...in one well made scene..." I DISAGREE
IanAllenBird: oh a goal! and a guide!
Anaerin: "Stink and eyes that shined brightly" What?
Foxmar320: To there where? I forgot
betweenmyself: Can’t be a robot… Not enough visible butt cleavage jiggling about
Dromos_GHG: its an echo
KakuEpsilon: I feel like our protagonist in this has more cake than Sigma lady
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Alley of Memory is the best spot for bowling in town
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Anubis169: LOL
Foxmar320: Prech it G
DaxStrife: 100%
TheDevil_Risen: LOVE it G
JadedCynic: @Foxmar320 To the alley of memory...but I don't know HOW to get there, or what we'll do when we get there
sephyhallow: I keep all my memories in an alley, alongside the dumpsters
offbeatwitch: mysterious wall
baltimore_667083: hit the nail on the head
lamina5432: or toile charge 1 dollar
DrLigmaPhD: So there are evil machines but we're in a vaguely medievalist setting... Ain't there a Marvel story like this with a DILFy Spider-Man?
Dromos_GHG: Once more for those in the back
Angreed66: unless they are free maybe
bubba0077: 🙌
MAPBoardgames: Yup. sure is a wall
Laserbeaks_Fury: Through A Wall, Suddenly
betweenmyself: SURPRISE WALL
Anaerin: But you see Graham, my final grade is entirely dependent on the number of sales I make.
JadedCynic: (I feel like the student specializes on modelling and not ANYTHING ELSE)
L0rdX33n: counterpoint… Dresden Files?
DigitalSeahorse: the line led us there
SquareDotCube: I don't think people outside of North America and Europe are that aware of itchio, unfortunately
thavleifrim: a wall, suddenly sounds like an unset magic card
DigitalSeahorse: oof
MAPBoardgames: New wall just dropped
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: All in all
Foxmar320: Time for bed I guess
Strebenherz: Graham is upset, A WALL SUDDENLY
Jethrain: ah, <Note 2>
Akaiatana: Wall tuckered out
DaxStrife: Yo new wall just dropped. Okay, bedtime.
betweenmyself: “I don’t think I can think anymore at this rate.” … wut?
bytecaster: That well was way too big
TheDevil_Risen: hey did you see the new patch notes about the wall drop?
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KV1NN4: How much pizza-money did this student get?
DeM0nFiRe: "Hey check out this wall" -- Music fans in 1979
DigitalSeahorse: F
TheDevil_Risen: the wall is now 25% higher!
DaxStrife: Press F to pay bedspects.
Strebenherz: also to say it again graham the friday nights have been fantastic. y'all do great work
Foxmar320: Personal Space
Atarra: relatable protag. "run into a problem? ehh just. go home and take a nap."
DigitalSeahorse: bwah!
Foxmar320: foxmarDIE foxmarDIE foxmarDIE
PopeWorldbuild: Get stabbed
DigitalSeahorse: stabby man was stabby fem I guess
MurphEP: Cool~
DiscordianTokkan: Cool~
offbeatwitch: Cool~
ValTheDrake: would have been useful to know when you were being chased by stabmen in the woods
PopeWorldbuild: Walls
Onisquirrel: good she got past her stabby phase
DigitalSeahorse: wait
ButButTheJesus: wuh
betweenmyself: tonal shift after attempted stabbing
DigitalSeahorse: wat
Foxmar320: ???
DigitalSeahorse: WAT even
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MAPBoardgames: Well!
Cptasparagus: oooh put a silencer on your knife
Foxmar320: Lots of stabbing in this game
DrLigmaPhD: She's stancedd up like an off-duty Marine
Megaparsec256: i gotta say the loading screen tip about silenced weapons is really incongruous with... all of the rest of it
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Eepies w00dh0Stabbyduck
NullColaShip: Hear T less, ok...
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if this is riffing off of A Plague Tale
KeytarCat: "A silencer equipped weapon..." Wtf
KV1NN4: maybe the protag doesn't know she's not human but is actually a demon or robot?
Anaerin: So first it was Gratuitous Panty Shots the game, now we have Vignettes: The game.
Musicsquid: Can’t believe this costs 80 bucks on the Switch 2 /s
Drakas: what is this, medieval twin peaks
Angreed66: petition with a knife pehaps
darkcyril: "Rose of Liberty" implies a certain lack thereof.
DigitalSeahorse: "Your game must have at least 2 minutes of playtime between start to finish."
offbeatwitch: hey bud
Foxmar320: Cute!!!
offbeatwitch: it's steampunk
gnyrinn: I can very well picture a rose of fraternity and of equality, but a rose of liberty is tricky.
DigitalSeahorse: randomly robot
Anaerin: Gears? Of War?
DrLigmaPhD: @Drakas Why did my mind flash to the Scooby-Doo gag on that instad of just the real thing?
DigitalSeahorse: cute but why?
darkcyril: Are the robots the Heartless? Did we solve Kingdom Hearts?
MAPBoardgames: Umm..
DigitalSeahorse: because cute!
an_archist2: GUN
KakuEpsilon: But graham, threads is out of business l like myspace
MAPBoardgames: This game has more layers than expected
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Foxmar320: Was not expecting GUN
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Wink
Anaerin: Handgun, Sniper and SUIT?
Musicsquid: Picks up gun, Vtuber music immediately starts up
DrLigmaPhD: Little Red Dead Hoodemption
JadedCynic: the timeline in this alternate universe is more than a little....muddled
BtEtta: go to the outsdie
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, one of those T models
Cptasparagus: no puffy coat 0/10
NullColaShip: Does the silencer convert the weapon to fire bulles, so that you can hear T less when you fire?
incredulouspasserby: The best holster: levitation
DigitalSeahorse: I'll admit I'm more invested in this one than the top down one at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: the T-1
frank_the_great: Big iron on her hip
Anaerin: It's a revolving musket, clearly.
wolfskull7: Is that the sales pitch for the game on steam... 'wait, there's more'... "p
accountmadeforants: Oh hell the N in that font is going a bit hard on the stroke weight. \ew Quest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cleck
offbeatwitch: You're that criminal?
MAPBoardgames: Hey. you wanna have that knife fight again? I have a gun now.
MurphEP: ope
MAPBoardgames: Robbin' hoods
Onisquirrel: robin hood and his merry men!
Megaparsec256: ah it's a robin hood
Anaerin: The Merry Men are about to have a dance-off.
KV1NN4: Defeat her Merry Robbin' Men
DigitalSeahorse: nah I think I'll be uncooperatively cooperative
Musicsquid: Several Robin’s Hood’s
Foxmar320: Nice
MurphEP: Cool~
DrLigmaPhD: Oh I get it, this is Innistrad if the humans updated their weapons technology
BtEtta: This woman is giving very mixed signals.
MAPBoardgames: Why is half your pant-leg gone?
DeM0nFiRe: Is that guy made of plastic
Megaparsec256: @DeM0nFiRe i mean there's not-robots so maybe
twistedsylvan: What's up with St. Thomas Moore taking a deuce on the right there?
Foxmar320: Not the HOA?!?!
Angnor33: Wait, is taht Q in the background?
MAPBoardgames: We've tried to kill you, twice. Wanna team up?
shushu2539: New Quest: reconsider your life choices and think about what made you play this game
Megaparsec256: the only reason the protag knows anything about you is because you. keep. telling. her.
matthaus_c: this is totally like Fallout New Vegas
Foxmar320: wat
offbeatwitch: weirdest recruitment ever
TheDevil_Risen: NEITHER DO I!
Bionull: Says the man intentionally playing bad games
TheDevil_Risen: lrrSHINE
nicholasmc1: i love the student game problem of every artist having a different style and not communicating
Megaparsec256: i love that assassinate and interact are the same button
BtEtta: It took a while this week but we eventually found content.
Ashmantle: <3
matthaus_c: thanks for the ass and... the ass
Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream Alex and G
sithenin: I just saw the dropout guys are doing an RPG collab with WWE wrestlers.
lamina5432: gnight
JKBalch: geez
Strebenherz: y'all got some garbage tonight
Foxmar320: foxmarGG
DigitalSeahorse: w00dh0Bunbunbang always a blast
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jessicaengle: Aw man I guess I missed the garbage.
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Earthenone: there is always a vod, although i guess reused garbage is more like recycling