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  Foxmar320: 
 KakuEpsilon: That's such a good fox.
  Foxmar320: Is very comfy
 KakuEpsilon: Well, sure, in that emote, but I meant in all hyour emotes you've been showing today
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
 KakuEpsilon: Today's the first time I've seen them. >>;
  Foxmar320: Ahh ok
 accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Presumably a retreading of the final battle in format and (some of the) people.
 CouldntPickAUsername: perfect timing, just finished my audiobook
 AugmentingPath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (25s from now).
 accountmadeforants: Complete aside, but since Arena added achievements, I think I got most of their "Color Mastery" achievements playing completely different colors from the one I'm supposed to have mastered. (They're supposed to be themed after those colors' strenghts, but I got White ones playing Red, Green ones playing Black, and just now a Black one while playing a Temur deck.) The color pie truly is wondrous.
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 TheDevil_Risen: hey again all 
   Anubis169: 🚮
  Foxmar320: I heard there was garbage in here? 
 KakuEpsilon: Who brought hte traditional Grabage Day! Shotgun?
 matthaus_c: !box
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 Crad0k: @Desruprot there's been a lot of 'not actually playable' stuff lately, though
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 KakuEpsilon: Come fo r the Trash, Stay for the Laughs...t
  Foxmar320: I wonder what hot garbage Graham brought this week
 matthaus_c: hopefully some damp garbage
 KakuEpsilon:  
 Marvoleath:   
 accountmadeforants: @toast3dsmore   Ooh, that's a fun one.
 KBKarma: 
 Desruprot: 
 niccus: this week will probably be less of a sensory full rinse
 matthaus_c: 
toast3dsmore: @accountmadeforants Every emote needs a good snap  
 JessieImproved: It's 5pm here, I have adulted quite a few times today, and now I'm pouring a beer and laughing 
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toast3dsmore: Agh, darn you twitch! I paid for that beejmote with cold hard points! 
kristian_fischer: But what if videogames but bad?
 Desruprot: 
 wiganlass:   
 KBKarma: I miss Graham's biblical beard.
 vinewood_og: Yeaahhhhhh!
 Sethalidos: !findquote toilet
  LRRbot: Quote #3404: "If only we had a foldable toilet!" —Ben [2016-09-14]
  Foxmar320: Hello Alex and Graham
 WearingCats_CwC: hoi
 TheDevil_Risen: What up G, Alex 
Boiler_bot: That sure was a beard
DigitalSeahorse:  
 KakuEpsilon: 
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
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 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
toast3dsmore: o-oh
 Dromos_GHG: Hi Hi
 vinewood_og: Does Alex consent?
 Atarra: this escalated extremely quickly
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
tailsteak: Hopefully, more award-winning CRPGs.
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
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   Anubis169: Graham: Alex found the SuperOcean in the last stream 
  Foxmar320: Fun!
 MAPBoardgames:   
 korvys: Loading Ready Fun
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: hooray for Consent!
kristian_fischer: If the dom has the power, it's not BDSM, it's abuse. Alex has consented.
DigitalSeahorse: 
RebekahWSD: Gains sanctification on a business level?
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Scarbble: speaking of sadists, who's seen the new episode of game changer?
 jacqui_lantern234: CONTINUOUS ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT
kusinohki: meows
 tknomncr: continuous, enthusiastic
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: my favorite new BDSM ship
 vinewood_og: Goals.
 ProcyonFlynn: Giving LetsNope a run for their money on the "how fast from intro to wut?"
 KBKarma: @Scarbble Oh *yes*
DigitalSeahorse: achooo
Sliibee: The Sky Ocean!
DoodlestheGreat: Got back just in time.
 GasCityGaming: I'm so sad to have missed this lol
Orxolon: good afternoon everyone!
DoodlestheGreat: @GasCityGaming It wqs delightful.
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you all in the VOD!
 empyreon: "I'm still alive"
DigitalSeahorse: VOD got ya
 Cuttlebranch: So, we're indirect findom(mes)?
 TheDevil_Risen: nothing wrong with a beard! Just ask the band The Beards  Yeah messing with RDR2 cutscenes is SUPER fun
DigitalSeahorse:   
 jacqui_lantern234: @DoodlestheGreat YOURE delightful 
 TheDevil_Risen: i've done it a few times
 accountmadeforants: There's also one where they take a bunch of Hair Tonic and then watch the main character grow a beard during a conversation
 KBKarma: I still think Graham should rebeard.
   Anubis169: Have you seen the one with the automatic pathing where some guy will fall off his horse, and then start running after everybody?
  Foxmar320: ProcyonFlynn 
 eric_christian_berg: There's a great montage of clips of a guy trying to build a house in a cutscene and getting mauled repeatedly by a cougar.
offbeatwitch: where'd they go
 matthaus_c: the plot of Dandadan
3cbb: aw fuck i hate when that happens
DigitalSeahorse:  everything is fire?
 MAPBoardgames: I lost my marbles years ago
 SquareDotCube: my condolences Graham
DigitalSeahorse: balls!
 Drasvin: Time to find them.
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 jonnykefka: The one...year?
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 littleunknownn: 
 ProcyonFlynn: @Foxmar320 
kusinohki: ah,  so Dandadan the game??
 TheMerricat: Game Audio is much lower than G and A valume.
 MAPBoardgames: Deep lore. I'm here for it.
offbeatwitch: why is there a golf course here
 accountmadeforants: Why are the lost balls at the harbor
 TheMerricat: volume even
an_archist2: Pick up your balls.
 Astra7525: AI generated video
 Atarra: uhhhh
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpoopyArbitrarySquirrelYouDontSay-V-m0uAHkZQM9VzN0
 matthaus_c: totally not a toy knife
 Desruprot: that escalated quickly
 Atarra: this is some high stakes golf
 ArmondoSC: is this a parable-like?
 Wolfstrike_NL: For Graham, for later
 ArkohTheFuzzybutt: I’m sold on this. love this lore
 Strebenherz: This is great so far
  Foxmar320: On screen twice for clarity
 matthaus_c: Patrick Sullivan?
  Foxmar320: Ok who lost their balls?
 MAPBoardgames: How is he holding that knife!
   Anubis169: 
  Foxmar320: omg
 TheDevil_Risen: yes
  Foxmar320: It IS!
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
 korvys: This is just Pacman
 Kentosaurus: ha
 jacqui_lantern234: OH MY GODS ITS PACMAN
toast3dsmore:  oh my god
Sliibee: IT'S PACMAN WITH GANGS
 empyreon: incredible
 ArmondoSC: third person packman
 accountmadeforants: Omg that's actually kinda clever
 ValTheDrake: the narration is definitely very invested in this
 Atarra: Um
 TheDevil_Risen: this is amazing
   Anubis169: it's shipyard pacman
 niccus: oh nice we're playing shadow labyrinth
 MalFnord: Pac-Man, but Pac-Man has a gun (ho ho ho?)
 IanAllenBird: whoa
KV1NN4: Is this because of the new Pac-Man game that's coming out... the dark and gritty one?
 MAPBoardgames: It a tiny tiny map
DigitalSeahorse: 
 RatherLargeToad: Anyway, here’s Pac Man…With a GUN!
Invitare: the mature Pacman reimagining is not what I was expecting
 SquareDotCube: Look, Pac-Man already took a dark turn already
DigitalSeahorse:   
 jonnykefka: lost balls...the balls are pellets...wait...fucking...NO
 bytecaster: Is the power pellet a better gun?
Shadowsoflife: ha
 Alness49: Shadow Labyrinth is looking a lot more mundane than I thought it would
  Foxmar320: So the names are the "Ghosts"
 Megaparsec256: well of course your gun doesn't work, pacman doesn't believe in guns
 matthaus_c: micromap
 AugmentingPath: pacman's gun also doesn't work on the ghosts, to be fair
 Gekyouryuu: So this is that shadow labyrinth game, then
   Anubis169: 
 TheDevil_Risen: can you run?
Sliibee: it's probably where the power pellet is in OG pacman
 TheAinMAP: 
 Drasvin: Over the shoulder Pac-Man with guns is a choice.
DoodlestheGreat: More of a micro-map
Orxolon: maybe the balls are the drugs
toast3dsmore: Jesus that’s so vividly animated 
 MAPBoardgames: Tripping on those balls
 jonnykefka: This is literally 2007-era edgy pacman remake, just 18 years late
  Foxmar320: Check the corners?
DaxStrife: Also Pac-Man has a lives system?
 Megaparsec256: the narration implied they think you're from a rival gang
 AugmentingPath: power pellet coming in version 2.0
 SpacePotato01: The gritty reboot we were waiting for
 KBKarma: Yup!
  Foxmar320: I heard that
 accountmadeforants: It's an MM Map: A Micro-Miniature Map. Like MMCX.
Amentur: Yup
   Anubis169: yeah they have personalities
 jonnykefka: They have different kill cutscenes
 littleunknownn: That's very aggressive
DigitalSeahorse: I never knew that
 Atarra: Pac Man's ghosts have personalities, these guys have knives
Sliibee: they're faster than you too
 Atarra: same diff right?
 Kentosaurus: i've never played pacman long enough to notice that. usually minutes of fun
 BtEtta: Retro Game Mechanics Explained on YouTube has excellent videos on the Pacman ghost AI.
 Dromos_GHG: ducky got you
 bytecaster: Wait, this is "Story Mode"? What is the story?
 ArmondoSC: this will be impossible to beat
 GasCityGaming: the balls reset, we don't keep them between deaths 
 Akaiatana: A pellet gun, if you will
toast3dsmore: there is something extremely funny about story mode being a thing in a pacman clone
 MAPBoardgames: Pac-man's gritty reboot
 incredulouspasserby: honestly I can fully believe that this game pulled the pathing from Pacman correctly
 SymphonySolstice: good afternoon chat, what's the title of this current garbo
 Marvoleath: I heard about the Shadow Labyrinth coming soon, is this the alpha build? 
toast3dsmore: @symphonysolstice Lost Balls (not kidding)
 SymphonySolstice: incredible thank you
 JadedCynic: they ALL will...when you have the Power Pellet
 TheMerricat: https://pacman.fandom.com/wiki/Maze_Ghost_AI_Behaviors
 KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce and do some FFXIV. See youse in the VODs.
 jonnykefka: That's how you loop the map
 JadedCynic: the side-tunnel
 Chaotically_Random: Could you imagine the Alien Isolation Logic in Pac-Man?!
 fastlane250: wraparound tunnel
 BtEtta: AI is entirely correct. I can for once refer to my kinda terrible university dissertation to say that.
 korvys: I think that might have been the wrap-around warp
 bytecaster: The guns are on the map
 JadedCynic: 
 MAPBoardgames: The map gives zero fox!
 AugmentingPath: that's where the fox isn't
 jonnykefka: the map makes the game literal pac-man
 JadedCynic: that's literally the pac-man map
an_archist2: Clearly, the map was too powerful and had to be nerfed.
kusinohki: 1 ghost is shortest path.  1 ghost is shortest path to 2 spaces ahead of pacman...  I do not remember the other 2 (and may be wrong about these 2)
 BtEtta: AI could be as simple as applying random direction changes to a bee's movement.
 bytecaster: Playing while looking at the map would be just playing Pacman and thus the cooldown needs to happen to make it fair
tailsteak: The map has a progress bar at the bottom.
 incredulouspasserby: Does it? Like legit question, this doesn't seem *bad*
3cbb: isn't namco making basically this game for the switch 2
 matthaus_c: Vincent Peckham
 BtEtta: As long as it gives the impression of movement you expect from the creature.
 MAPBoardgames: Youall need to check out the main menu screen. The dude is holding the knife in an exciting way.
 incredulouspasserby: the conceit is third person pacman, that's pretty funny
 Cptasparagus: did they steal the Riot Games logo for the indicators in the top left?
kristian_fischer: Graham, this game seems bad, question mark?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah they could have called it 2Pacman
 bytecaster: I mean, with the minimap cooldown, you can at least feel some intention going into this
 BITs19_: Hey, I tried to make a discord-based text adventure that was secretly just pac man, and this is way more functional than I ever got that thing working
 jonnykefka: It's not an intrinsically crap concept, just a very crap execution
 KakuEpsilon: @3cbb Nah, that's a way cooler idea.
KadmosTech: 
 matthaus_c: I guess the gun is just kind of a stun
 CouldntPickAUsername: I love how violent this is
elkae: oh my, this looks…. generic
DigitalSeahorse: 2Paq-man
 MAPBoardgames: Gun has zero stoppin powah
toast3dsmore: Takes 30 rounds to kill a dude in a hoodie 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Oh no they shot cuddles
 Jethrain: and he stayed down all of 10 seconds before respawning by the looks of it
 SymphonySolstice: oh no they respawn
 Akaiatana: Stopping Power Pellet?
kristian_fischer: Two World Wars!
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 EmpressTila: Woo
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 GasCityGaming: i feel like one of the MAIN concceits to pacman is being able to see where the ghosts are
   Anubis169: Stoppin' POWAH!!
 EmpressTila: Just got here. This looks like a weird PacMan mod
 Chaotically_Random: He's on your butt...
 vinewood_og: He said the thing!!!
kusinohki: can you look up?  not sure if I saw an arrow or just background cranes
 MAPBoardgames: @EmpressTila you're not wrong
 Megaparsec256: @EmpressTila entirely correct
toast3dsmore: i choose to believe the pacman ghosts have collectively killed at least one buffalo
LurkerSpine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
 LurkerSpine: A whole decade! The first stream I subbed Graham and Alex were playing an awful games, seems appropriate that I drop this sub on Garbage Day
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 Desruprot: Pacman with no map
 bytecaster: We are high score chasing!
 Strebenherz: Correct me if I'm wrong but MINIMAP COOLDOWN is a new one yes?  Even for w+p?
 MAPBoardgames: A less-good pac-man
DigitalSeahorse: Buffalo Bill-ion
  Foxmar320: Music would be nice
 Chaotically_Random: I mean, this looks worse then the new Pacman Metroidvania game coming out
 matthaus_c: get on the Lost Balls Grand Master Leaderboards
 Mazrae: no waka waka waka
Sliibee: Oh like the weird Xbox 360 Bomberman game?
 betweenmyself: Can’t wait for the gritty Metroidvania reimagining of Lost Balls 
ArcadeEngineer: are we not going to acknowledge the gangsters are called sparky, cuddles, buttercup and ducky?
DigitalSeahorse: just clicking sound
  Foxmar320: But music would also bring us joy and we can't have that
 jonnykefka: @Chaotically_Random the what
Sliibee: I remember that having some buttrock soundtrack
 Desruprot: I guess they were going for Pacman with a horror esthetic
 CouldntPickAUsername: I appreciate how chill Vince is about this whole thing. I'd be running much harder
 AugmentingPath: here's vincent with a GUN
 Chaotically_Random: @Sliibee Pacman Metriodvania.....
 Drasvin: Just the main character screaming to replace pac=man's waka waka
 bytecaster: Why are the ghosts minimap icons the Riot logo?
 AugmentingPath: generic bald video game protagonist was not one of the better olympic mascots
 Voidhawk42: Just got here and... pacman + SMG?
 LordZarano: The pacman death noise would make this SO much better
 Chaotically_Random: @jonnykefka  its called Shadow Labyrinth
  Foxmar320: Thats just rude
   Anubis169: this probably isn't going to get much better 
 CouldntPickAUsername: these are actually balls of crack
toast3dsmore: what kind of novelty putt putt is Vincent’s golf course playing with these beach ball sized golf balls?
 Chaotically_Random: I mean these are HUGE Golf-Balls.
kusinohki: wait, story mode?  what's "non-story mode" ??
an_archist2: this is the net equivalent
 Akaiatana: Harbour: A Grudge
 sephyhallow: So the pitch is PacMan meets Manhunt?
 bytecaster: Beachside golf: All bunker
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: They're for farmer bumpers mega golf
 Drasvin: I think the intro mentioned the gang is expecting another gang to attack them, and it's a case of mistaken identity.
 MAPBoardgames: check the menu
  Foxmar320: 
 bytecaster: We found the balls!
 CouldntPickAUsername: alright next game will be secretly donkey kong
DigitalSeahorse: if these are the size of the balls how big are the holes?
 matthaus_c: now we know why Okarun had such a hard time
 Desruprot: it really...lsot balls
 SymphonySolstice: balls were found
toast3dsmore: those death animations were so much more brutal than I thought they would be
CorviNoir: Well, you did find them
 WearingCats_CwC: Dating sim?
elkae: ohhhhh boyyyyy
3cbb: was olympus not already of the heavens
 incredulouspasserby: that's one of those games where I'm tantalizingly curious about where it goes, but not curious enough to subject myself to it
  Foxmar320: Oh goooood
   Anubis169: uhhhhhh
 Desruprot: yes diablo like
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 bytecaster: I love the Necromancer!
 empyreon: mine eyesssss
 BillTheCat: what a CROP
toast3dsmore:  Oh I loooove it
 vinewood_og: Yoooooo
 SymphonySolstice: good start
 BtEtta: Peak performance
  Juliamon: goals
 Jethrain: oh MY
 SquareDotCube: wouldn't Olympus of the Heavens just be.. Olympus?
 matthaus_c: nightmare blunt rotation
 MAPBoardgames: tiny heed
RadioHupfen: me and the boys
 Akaiatana: I'm planning a heist
 Voidhawk42: GREAT START
   Anubis169: Derp Force, ASSEMBLE!!
 Alness49: Now this is a rogue's gallery
Scarbble: we stan short kings
 sephyhallow: I see 5 people and 2 necks
 Strebenherz: BLOOOOOM
  Foxmar320: OMG
Flyingdelorion: It\
 EmpressTila: They look like kids wearing their parents clothes?
EvilBadman: INT 1
 Cptasparagus: oh they also have a gender knob
 TheMerricat: Yes, and when you change gender they all change gender.
 jonnykefka: They all cycle species hwen you change it
HesGotNoPants: What did this game cost?
elkae: This Hades 3 preview is CRUNCHY
 Desruprot: halfling
  Foxmar320: The oversized armor is amazing
 Chaotically_Random: Isn't Hobbit Trademarked?
   Anubis169: it is
 TheMandrew: yup
 Megaparsec256: gotta pick a gender
 bytecaster: We need a name?
 ArmondoSC: name
 EricTheOrange: she shrugs her shoulders and her head pops off
 matthaus_c: how are these all my sleep paralysis demon
  Foxmar320: LOL
 ArmondoSC: perfect
Flyingdelorion: It't the real Motley Crue!
 empyreon: LMAO
lexiconjurer: Hi
ArcadeEngineer: yeah tolkein came up with hobbit it's not an actual folklore thing
toast3dsmore: it’s SO good
  Foxmar320: It's perfect
KadmosTech: 
 jonnykefka: can't skip the makeup routine
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
lexiconjurer: I had to borrow my brother's armor
   Anubis169: Blood for the Blood Shoulder Pads
 GasCityGaming: we're so smooth
 Chaotically_Random: Multiplayer?!
 Sethalidos: the armor was breathing
EvilBadman: "Put me in coach!"
elkae: Generic Historical
 sephyhallow: Protected up to your EARS
 vinewood_og: Are you not entertained?
  Foxmar320: Can I get that armor in Destiny? My Titan needs it
an_archist2: mom says it's my turn in the legionnaire costume
Luminaire_p: I have seen worse Tokusatsu shoulders
  Foxmar320: That STANCE!
 Voidhawk42: @Anubis169 Paldrons for the Paldron throne!
 SquareDotCube: guess they couldn't figure out how to separate the object
 ArmondoSC: its dot matrix
 Cptasparagus: oh you found teh Baldurs Gate 4 demo
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonySolstice: no middle sliders
 Marvoleath: When is the last time you thought about the Roman Empire?
 bytecaster: Don't just put all the shader parameters in a menu
 jonnykefka: We monster factory now boys
EvilBadman: Save: F; Random: F
 matthaus_c: I need to go to a dermatologist, my Skin Exponent is out of control
Critterbot: Oh, monster factory time? 
 Astra7525: The Monster Factory creed: No middle sliders
KadmosTech: I'd like 72% typeface
SandbaggerOne: I've got that 100% facetype
   Anubis169: everybody was saying we need more sliders, well here ya go
 Desruprot: woah sliders
 AugmentingPath: my face is 83% style
toast3dsmore: who gave Plankton the Legionnaires’ equipment again?
 Atarra: @EvilBadman Load: also F
lexiconjurer: Why are they slimy now?
   Anubis169: LOL
  Foxmar320: Yes!
 BillTheCat: is that hair or a bird?
 jonnykefka: anime as fuck
EvilBadman: SORRY: Save: F; Random: F, Load: F
 Strebenherz: Yesss
 eid010n: I'm no metallurgist, but I'm pretty sure armor doesn't bend like that
 Drasvin: XD
  Foxmar320: Flawless hair
Flyingdelorion: 69% For sure
 betweenmyself: Action RPG Character Creator Simulator:  Just 150+ hrs of tweaking sliders
 Chaotically_Random: They are SO SHINY
 Atarra: Definitely a random button
  Juliamon: ok we live in this character creator now
 empyreon: YES
 Kentosaurus: dk mode
 Atarra: WOW
 BillTheCat: big head mode!
Samurai_bill: crank that neck slider
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa Miku LIVES
KadmosTech: Hahahah
 TheAinMAP: Whoa
 Desruprot: beeg
 SymphonySolstice: fantastic
 Strebenherz: Oh god
 RainyMint: BEAUTIFUL
DigitalSeahorse: haha
 MAPBoardgames: So. Many. Sliders.
 Mazrae: DK mode lets go
KadmosTech: Oh no
  Juliamon: who needs game when we have THIS
 AugmentingPath: wait, that's john cena
toast3dsmore: 10/10 no notes
 CouldntPickAUsername: crank one of the jaw sides
 vinewood_og: Yeet
Asolya: holy crap
 matthaus_c: this is the freedom Baldur's Gate 3 was afraid to give you
Critterbot: That... is a lot of sliders! 
 Cptasparagus: glossy
 sephyhallow: oh wow the slimy knees
lexiconjurer: "Increase my bones!"
 Voidhawk42: CHRIST that was a jumpscare
Laserbeaks_Fury: Someone contact Justin and Griffin
 Strebenherz: Hatsune Miku CRYPTID
 gualdhar: what if we make short, so they swing their sword above our heads all the time
Patorik: The fade in the hair changes based on her height
 JessieImproved: sons of the forest vibes
 TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
   Anubis169: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
 bytecaster: Leg Dist?
  Foxmar320: Needs the Saint's Row junk slider as well
kusinohki: dumb thought - make a game out of character creation sliders...  like match your character to something ...
Laserbeaks_Fury: No middle sliders
 ValTheDrake: Graham "and just breasts" Stark
 Drasvin: Time for Monster Factory
lexiconjurer: Hatsune Mikohno
 MAPBoardgames: All sliders either 0 or 100. No middle sliders!
toast3dsmore: Alex quick, make an abomination before Graham gets back 
 TheDevil_Risen: do you want character customisation? How Much?
 TheDevil_Risen: Yes!
 Anonymousless: Cosmet
Mindfire13: 100% everything?
 Atarra: I kinda wanna know what F actualy does but I don't want them to ruin their creation
 ArmondoSC: tongue color?
 Desruprot: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: I hope this doesn't unlock anything in me
 SymphonySolstice: Hulksune Miku
 sephyhallow: she has the eyes of HypnoToad
DigitalSeahorse: face looks like Jennifer Aniston
 BillTheCat: so beeg
 eric_christian_berg: Gotta say it. This is too much customization.
lexiconjurer: Is this just a PoE ripoff?
  Foxmar320: Shes perfect in every way
 frnknstn: James Cameron really is imaginative
Sliibee: Hulk Hands and Bobblehead mode unlocked
 bytecaster: The UI feels very Path of Exile
 Jethrain: ironically kinda looking like one of the pacman ghosts from this angle
 ArmondoSC: the classic health and mana ORBS
 BillTheCat: lol the equipment pane
 Desruprot: first quest got
 niccus: incredible.
 jonnykefka: it's a proper diablo-like
 Megaparsec256: kill one (1) cerberus
 eric_christian_berg: @lexiconjurer Portal of Evil?
 TheDevil_Risen: @SymphonySolstice nice 1
 bytecaster: @eric_christian_berg Path of Exile
 Drasvin: Wait. You fight cerberus from the start?
 ArmondoSC: oh were online
DigitalSeahorse: 
 eric_christian_berg: @bytecaster Ah, that makes more sense.
 accountmadeforants: @kusinohki I remember there being a lot of confusion about this over the years, so I had to find this again. The actual behavior is actually slightly more complex for all of them and most importantly, sometimes changes during the game: https://www.gamedeveloper.com/design/the-pac-man-dossier
JeshuaWithAnE: it says joined session on the top left, is this multuplayer?
kusinohki: so just kill 1 ceberus head or all 3 heads and body??
 MAPBoardgames: PoE is a simple game. I could just remake that and all its features. Yeah!
 bytecaster: Loot!
an_archist2: loot get!
  Foxmar320: Free loot?
 Marvoleath: @Drasvin I mean, it *was* an entry guardian
 L0rdX33n: hello
 betweenmyself: Graham is secretly off creating another character so you two can team up for phat lewts
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, like Diablo, but with Greek aesthetic. So, just call it whatever the Greek equivalent of Hell is, I guess
 ValTheDrake: foliage simulator?
 accountmadeforants: I love proximity triggers for epic music
 Megaparsec256: whatta camera
  Foxmar320: That dudes got this
   Anubis169: Smash cut to everybody being ok
 Chaotically_Random: I mean, if you were taller they couldn't reach your ass
Laserbeaks_Fury: 4 distinct orbs of liquid
 bytecaster: Should we equip the loot we found in the "mine"?
 SquareDotCube: might be "I" for inventory.
 BillTheCat: F
 SquareDotCube: Or tab
DigitalSeahorse: chair in profile looks weird
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 matthaus_c: it's called power leveling
 CouldntPickAUsername: I feel like Dark Souls has basically ruined death screens
 Megaparsec256: it might be higher level... or they might just have not bothered to balance
elkae: we all look a little weird in profile thf
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 CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, how squished the paperdoll looks
 MAPBoardgames: My cabbage statues!
 s0lesurviv0r: is this multiplayer???
 eric_christian_berg: Your character is like Jack Harkness 20% of the way to Face of Boe.
SleepyDragonGms: This looks decently put together
DigitalSeahorse: why do statues have health bars?
 MAPBoardgames: @s0lesurviv0r more thn one person would have to play that for that to be true
 eric_christian_berg: There's no ground, Monty!
 SymphonySolstice: that's so many skeletons
 bytecaster: Points should go in the slots on the left
 bytecaster: *Potions
 BrindleBoar: path of exile 2 looks worse than I remember
 MAPBoardgames: slots 1-4 on the left are for potions
 Jethrain: this is definitely one of those ones that sounds like it has at least 2 very dissonant pieces of music playing over each other
 lirazel64: The Souls games have a lot to answer for.
 CouldntPickAUsername: wow, your health is like nothing
 s0lesurviv0r: @MAPBoardgames looking at the hud, thinking this is trying to be a POE or Diablo clone
 Megaparsec256: maybe 1 and 2 are for weapons?
 betweenmyself: you joke about PoE2, but this does seem to be about the level of difficulty balance the devs went with in the latest patch
 MAPBoardgames: Fireballs go in every slot?
  Foxmar320: At least they loot explosion is nice
 SquareDotCube: So I'm curious, has Alex played a top-down/isometric ARPG before?
 wiganlass: music is giving me Skyrim vibes
DigitalSeahorse: not many
 MAPBoardgames: He said "not often" square cube
 SquareDotCube: okay
KV1NN4: is Alex trapped playing this game until Graham gets back? XD
 matthaus_c: Escape From The City?!
 MAPBoardgames: Rough neigborhood
 bytecaster: Just run to Cerberus!
johnnylongtorso: smooth music transitions
 matthaus_c: you're really Dark Soulsing them
 SquareDotCube: love the music cutting out
DigitalSeahorse: secretly switch to STALKER to confuse Graham 
 zazamost: just joined. is this a top down dungeon crawl featuring miku hatsune???
 SymphonySolstice: the time honored tradition of the dark souls runthrough
 vinewood_og: DJ Cutscene!
 Desruprot: uh?
  Foxmar320: Huh
 bytecaster: Things despawn close to the hub
 BusTed: oh dear
 KakuEpsilon: @KV1NN4 Usually.
DigitalSeahorse: how'd that happen?
DigitalSeahorse: oh
 vinewood_og: Is she moisturized?
 OldUncleDan: So I am currently going through the entire Watch & Play playlist on Youtube.  Just finished the Pepsi Man/Executive Towers/Twin Sector/Meeuuw episode.  We need more Fire-breathing, cycle riding, seagulls in games.
 betweenmyself: Graham coming in just after Alex disproved his  theory multiple times
 eid010n: AO ONI
 BusTed: People love loot
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 Megaparsec256: i love that it lets you keep clicking respawn until it finally fades away
Angreed66: honestly not much loot for an arpg
  Foxmar320: Pants!? In this economy?!
JeshuaWithAnE: Lol, if you keep spamming respawn you just keep respawning
 vinewood_og: WHAT US THIS AUDIO? We have questions....
 bytecaster: We already found a set item?!?
KadmosTech: 
 bytecaster: Can we equip any of the gold weapons?
 TheMerricat: Oh wow, this is a relatively recent game, it came out at the end of Feb.
 matthaus_c: is there the slightest chance in hell this game has A Guide
 A_Dub888: What up ga- WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO TO MIKU??
DrLigmaPhD: Roman armor but you wear pants? Bullshit
 Megaparsec256: traditionally gold/orange is the good stuff
 Megaparsec256: but who can say really
 SquareDotCube: yeah I have a feeling they don't use the common rarity scale
 Atarra: STRENTH
 MAPBoardgames: Int = 1.  Seems a lot for this game.
johnnylongtorso: Dextery
 ArmondoSC: i think its cause youre in the shop
 matthaus_c: omg Dextery
DrLigmaPhD: Remove other pants first?
 bytecaster: Maybe you need to take the shield off before being able to equip a two hander?
 DeathThirtyOne: Lol Dextery
KadmosTech: lol Dextery?
 darkcyril: Try removing the shield. Might be a two-handed thing.
elkae: not a big fan of the Dexter’py
 bytecaster: Level 30?!?!
elkae: Prequel. Dangit
KadmosTech: two handed shield!
KadmosTech: 
 bytecaster: My theory, disproven
DrLigmaPhD: You must be level 7 before wearing pants. The 1-6 levels are referred to as the Donald Duck levels
  Foxmar320: Who needs to block anyway
SandbaggerOne: rclick to equip perhaps?
  Foxmar320: Look at us, we only know attack
 bytecaster: I feel like this could onboard you a little better
 A_Dub888: Math is for blockers
KadmosTech: Get away, that's Mine.
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 jordorowsky: No equiping, only garbage
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 Mazrae: right click to equip?
offbeatwitch: Yuuup I am leveling Mining
 Megaparsec256: that worked in one swing before
 MAPBoardgames: I think your starting sheild was level 10. Maybe you couldn't re-equip it?
KeytarCat: G, the thing on constant cooldown is "move"
  Foxmar320: Did it even hit???
RadioHupfen: it's not doing any damage
 Wolfstrike_NL: PoE with gathering
 Megaparsec256: yea i think this weapon does literally 0 damage
KadmosTech: 
 SquareDotCube: oh, the chest is probably for stuff you want to keep for later or have the stats
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 bytecaster: These things are so expensive t oo
 SquareDotCube: Jak and Dextery
 MAPBoardgames: Dextery and Pose
 baltimore_667083: dextery's laboratory
 SymphonySolstice: there's the dextery
KadmosTech: VMESDI has such a better ring to it than Fallout's "SPECIAL"
 A_Dub888: hold up, you're only regenerating ONE?
 BusTed: yeah, need some loot filters
 bytecaster: The whole UI feels reminiscent of PoE
 MAPBoardgames: Because no one would ever play this long enough to get to end-game
 Mazrae: it feels like they threw you into endgame
 vinewood_og: Stempf, Desert, Staminuh.... the three geeendars
 DeathThirtyOne: temu of exile, path of wish
 Jethrain: it also broke with the sword earlier, just that axe seems to do straight nothing
 A_Dub888: @baltimore_667083 and his rival Mandrak
 bytecaster: Why is one armor sideways?
 Megaparsec256: graham: those things are like loot piles, we could open them earlier with the sword
 accountmadeforants: Honestly, the fact that they kinda could do that at all is impressive. (Provided there isn't some kinda kit for this exact thing somewhere, but I doubt it?)
DigitalSeahorse: the fuller the UI is the less likely I am to pick it up
  Foxmar320: omg
 vinewood_og: Twitch chat autocorrect won't accept Dexerty, and neither should we
DigitalSeahorse: fuller the menus
KadmosTech: 
 accountmadeforants: 
  Foxmar320: This game might be bad
 accountmadeforants: The music never stops being funny
 A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 bold statement
 bytecaster: Sword, but board is prohibited
 accountmadeforants: You *will* have an epic down-slope battle
KadmosTech: Maybe with shorter character, smaller hitbox 
 Jethrain: the music is doing Things to my brain
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Foxmar320: 
 matthaus_c: it's a game of inches, Edith
JeshuaWithAnE: This is one of those games that gets better after the first 50 hours
 vinewood_og: Big. Facts.
DigitalSeahorse: so many arrows
EvilBadman: I don't get why Adam loves this game so much 
 A_Dub888: in your FACE Tree Sentinel
 Marvoleath: were you granted any abilities?
 ArmondoSC: i feel like this is one of the more "technically impressive" bads games youve played
  Foxmar320: Oh good the guards get to watch the hero just die
 bytecaster: We could ask in all chat for help!
 BlueFingers5: Path of ehugghhh
  Foxmar320: So much loot
 SidewinderSky: Graham, was that Xanthum Gum pun intended?
 bytecaster: This game needs a loot filter
DigitalSeahorse: oh the bigger the enemy the easier it is
 darkcyril: My kingdom for a loot filter!
 KakuEpsilon: 
 matthaus_c: not the best Bond movie Axe
 Megaparsec256: love that the thing that loooks much scarier is easier to kill than the skeletons
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Megaparsec256: couldn't possibly have an enemy level next to their health bar or anything
 MAPBoardgames: That's cute, G trying to apply logic.
 matthaus_c: more colour means more better
 bytecaster: Are the color related to level?
 A_Dub888: do you say "Welcome to Scotland" when you kill things with it?
  Foxmar320: Game pls
 accountmadeforants: @ArmondoSC For sure, this is legitimately (technically) impressive. I hope the devs got some practice and fulfillment out of it.
 halftrip: you died
 A_Dub888: seamless death transitioins
 matthaus_c: who up estussing their health orb
 bytecaster: We are doing it!
DigitalSeahorse: foiled by the foliage!
 halftrip: how can it ask your dead corpse if it wants to respawn?
 RAICx: That's "immersive"
 matthaus_c: a couple trips and you've got a month's stock
Atifexe: I think the item you're holding gets a green background when you can equip it
 Megaparsec256: gameplay!
  Foxmar320: I love that the music just STOPS
 lightfut: Rpg logic, go!
 accountmadeforants: In fairness, I've seen what PoE loot looks like without filters. Action RPGs have become parodies of themselves.
 bytecaster: But the items in the shop cost more than 99 gold?
 SquareDotCube: oh it does the Dragon Age thing with three coins
 matthaus_c: the music is definitely giving my brain the kansas city shuffle
 betweenmyself: if it counted beyond 99 gold the economy for this game would be absolutely wrecked by level 10
KadmosTech: Hahahah 99 gold max
 A_Dub888: @accountmadeforants VIDEOGAAAAMES (Jazz Hands)
 bytecaster: PoE is perfectly fine without a loot filter
 KakuEpsilon: I wonder if the Pants are Male only
KadmosTech: Who could ever need more than 2 digits of wealth
Angreed66: I just looked they totally are ripping out those potion assets from POE
 bytecaster: The PoE subreddit sucks
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think they mean Loot Filters
 SquareDotCube: surprise surprise
Invitare: the POE subreddit is horrific
DrLigmaPhD: G has clearly hired the same guy Elon did
  Foxmar320: Every sub-reddit will tell you you're playing itt wrong
 Cptasparagus: generally yeah thats the attitutde
 TheDevil_Risen: nah the campaign is great
 accountmadeforants: No, I think you played the game correctly
  Khalahd: As a lover of PoE and PoE2, I have muted both subreddits.
 TheDevil_Risen: but its playable without filters  100% agree
 TheDevil_Risen: their just QoL for endgame
 TheMerricat: "Optimal Play" - requires Loot Filters, those 'hide' junk loot from your screen so you don't have 1,000 items on screen at once.
Thandres: loot filters are only a thing you have to worry about when you are pushing endgame
 SymphonySolstice: I think the gamers are just too impatient
tailsteak: There's a brass note in this music that keeps happening that reminds me of AmongUs.
 Greyah: I have very little good to say about the vocal PoE community. You're having a good time? You're doing it right.
Invitare: actually in the far end game you do kind of need a loot filter. You don't in the Campaign though
DigitalSeahorse: nearly dead
KV1NN4: Is that Brass Horn sting from Among Us..?
 Akaiatana: I play MTG with Loot filters and I feel like there should be a mascot where there isn't
 SquareDotCube: You play until you win, you have a fun time or not, that's it
 bytecaster: If I have learned anything from the PoE subreddit, it's that gaming is 50% playing one singular game, and 50% complaining about that game
 WearingCats_CwC: I thought the correct way to play PoE was to buy someone else's max level character save and pretend it's your own
DigitalSeahorse: 
JeshuaWithAnE: Every video game is supposed to be the only video game you play for the rest of your life
DigitalSeahorse: 
Angreed66: Only in the campaign,when 90% of patch content comes after that.
  Foxmar320: @bytecaster Sounds like Destiny players
 A_Dub888: Is this how the Loot Cave in Destiny 1 worked?
 BtEtta: That sounds like how you play a game that's "dead" (I hate "dead game" discourse)
 TheDevil_Risen: if you can only store 99 gold, does that mean that everything is worth less than 99?
 OldUncleDan: Wait...  Was this the game that Musk is really good at?
  Foxmar320: 
 Marvoleath: stats requirements?
  Juliamon: ""really good""
tailsteak: @JeshuaWithAnE That's me with my hyperfocus game, so I get it.
 betweenmyself: well we up to 136 gold now…
QuantumTwitch: my take on it is are you having fun? if yes then you are playing it right, if not try another way else bin game
 Megaparsec256: the game certainly doesn't seem to want to help you understand why you can't equip
DoodlestheGreat: @OldUncleDan 
 TheAwkes: Usually if any of the number in the item's description are red, you can't use the item.
 SquareDotCube: also shop interfaces these days have a sell window you fill until you're ready to sell
Atifexe: Wrong class, maybe?
 bytecaster: Have you seen how big our feet are?
Chesul: Do you need to identify them?
 Astra7525: Do you have to unequip the item in a slot before you equip a different one?
 MAPBoardgames: Do you have to meet all the listed stats as requirements?
  Foxmar320: What about the necklace?
 matthaus_c: oh fuck
 bytecaster: Oh my god
 EricTheOrange: yep deffo based on PoE
 TheDevil_Risen: Walking is a skill?
 TheDevil_Risen: NICE
 TheDevil_Risen: omfg
RadioHupfen: absolute master walker
DigitalSeahorse: maybe she's the wrong character but then why would they even show the boots of other characters
 bytecaster: This is getting silly
  Foxmar320: Wow yeah no
 SquareDotCube: "Your Athletics have improved"
 Cptasparagus: ah the skill X
  Juliamon: skill web
 TheDevil_Risen: nice skill map
Metric_Furlong: oh we're path of exile now kids 
 A_Dub888: that's.... intense
 Greyah: Huh. Yeah that does remind me of PoE.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Secret Confederate Flag
QuantumTwitch: How close can you make a game before it is copyright infringement 
 empyreon: I... uh.. applaud the ambition?
 TheDevil_Risen: i like that layout for sure
 betweenmyself: the Walking Skill is in Alex’s refresh bar on the right side of the screen! 
 RatherLargeToad: Behold, the Skill Doritos
DigitalSeahorse: yikes it's like DRG cosmetics
 MAPBoardgames: You know what makes PoE good? A giant complicated skill tree. That's all you need to make a good game.
 WearingCats_CwC: I keep telling my toddler to hurry up and put more points in walking
johnnylongtorso: the Scotland skill tree
 incredulouspasserby: That's what makes PoE good. Circles.
JeshuaWithAnE: how many of these skills you think actually work?
Critterbot: this is nothing compared to the poe skill tree.
DoodlestheGreat: What is this game called? "Road to Banishment?"
KeytarCat: We saw Alex unequip a shield and be unable to reequip it.  I think you might start with high level gear that you can't *equip* but comes installed
 bytecaster: Do we need a big axe skill?
 matthaus_c: oh hey we have more than 99 gold
  Foxmar320: Can we respec out of Walking?
johnnylongtorso: @DoodlestheGreat "Olympus of the Heavens"
  Foxmar320: We can't equip a necklace???
 ArmondoSC: like into sitting?
DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness or else we'd never get any exercise
Angreed66: The only thing odd about the walk skill is that it shows a cooldown
 Mazrae: Does right click equip?
 KakuEpsilon: Walking is a skill that keeeps draining every time Alex moves so... correct?
tailsteak: @Foxmar320 Or can we modify it to various silly walks and/or dances as our default locomotion?
 Marvoleath: @DoodlestheGreat Olympus of Heavens apparently
 niccus: tmi
Critterbot: Click and hold? That's standard.
 Cptasparagus: pants are for cowards
 betweenmyself: @kakuepsilon it appears so, yes
 KakuEpsilon: Are some of these Male locked?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a "Wear Pants" skill?
Atifexe: Click and hold is... standard? Or was, as of Diablo 2 days, iirc
DoodlestheGreat: @johnnylongtorso Well, that's /slightly/ less derivative.
 SquareDotCube: likely the miniumum level
 accountmadeforants: Pants optional
DigitalSeahorse:   
 bytecaster: Level 10
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 ArmondoSC: its fine im not wearing pants right now
 sephyhallow: In future when I don't want to be sociable, instead of "no" I'mma say "I currently have no pants equipped"
 MAPBoardgames: I'm thinking this game might not be good
steve_boots: Hey friends!
steve_boots: What're we playing?
 ArmondoSC: garbage
 bubba0077: encumberance?
 Megaparsec256: "the path of exile we have at home"
 accountmadeforants: @steve_boots Path of Exile 3 
 OldUncleDan: This game is no Wolcen.
 MAPBoardgames: We're watching G and A go mad
 TheMerricat: Alltime peek players for this according to the DB is 2.
DoodlestheGreat: @MAPBoardgames Just a skosh...
 TheAwkes: More like Dongslayer.
 betweenmyself: Luckily Walking seems to be on a 0.5 second refresh delay
 Jedi_Master_Zell: !quote 8189
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 Akaiatana: Poor Dawn
 bytecaster: I'm still aghast at the counterfeit PoE skill tree
KeytarCat: This game expects you to already know all the affordances of the genre without telling you any of them
Atifexe: I think it's an inventory space issue
 matthaus_c: are they doing RE inventory
Critterbot: Doesn't look like you have space for the sword.
  Foxmar320: We don't even know how to put on a ring
DrLigmaPhD: For your finger right?..... For your fingger righht?
steve_boots: lmao his is remarkbly ugly
steve_boots: *this
 bytecaster: Actually my walking skill has a very long cooldown irl
steve_boots: Hi! How goes the terrible gaming?
KeytarCat: Big potion out of uses and didn't refill??
 bytecaster: Ooooh level 5!
  Foxmar320: Oh it's real bad
 bytecaster: Maybe we can equip something then
 Strebenherz: Wait so is walking on a COOLDOWN?!
 Diabore: its delivering
 accountmadeforants: "Sorry, my walking skill is on cooldown" is quite possibly the best and worst excuse not to exercise.
DrLigmaPhD: We cannot wear pants
 OldUncleDan: This game makes me really miss Magic:  Legends.
 Jedi_Master_Zell: There's so many applicable pants quotes, lol.
 DeM0nFiRe: I just got here, I assume Graham was calling me remarkably ugly
 BtEtta: It's bad (positive)
steve_boots: I love how trees block the camera constantly
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think there's a stat/level requirement thats just being buried out of the item info frame?
 SquareDotCube: we can finally pants!
  Foxmar320: Put points in mind or whatever so we can use a ring lol
 bytecaster: Dual Wielding!
DoodlestheGreat: @steve_boots We started with a Pac-Man derivative, and now we're on a POE-like.
 sephyhallow: At what level are you allowed pants?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: !quote 7455
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 Megaparsec256: @Laserbeaks_Fury there seem to be some buried in the descriptiosn yea
  James_LRR: oh this is some knock off PoE nonsense. let’s make Adam play it.
  Foxmar320: James_LRR YES
 gnyrinn: That character avatar is ... something else
 Akaiatana: The Hammer is my Reference
   Anubis169: perfect
DoodlestheGreat: @James_LRR Why do you hate Adam.
 matthaus_c: I thought Adam was your friend 
 vinewood_og: Stahp. Hammer time
Laserbeaks_Fury: MINE
RebekahWSD: I thought, briefly, as I looked up that it *was* PoE
 bytecaster: And yet I bet Adam would already be in endgame
DrLigmaPhD: Otaku Jeff returns
 Jethrain: the axes seem to just do straight nothing?
 A_Dub888: He survived 10 days on the road with Beej, he'll be fine
nyoomgoom: i can imagine adam going full "no fuck this i'm going to master this piece of shit game"
 Megaparsec256: yea this one seems to also not do damage
 Marvoleath: @bytecaster bold of you to assume this has endgame
Atifexe: Equipping a second weapon seems to have slowed your attacks
 accountmadeforants: Tell Adam that charged dash is good in this game. 
  James_LRR: sure is a choice to have so much of the canopy in the way of your camera.
toast3dsmore: hatsune miku with elephantiasis isn’t real, she can’t hurt me
 Cptasparagus: "am I doing less damage now? I can't fing tell" is the motto of POE
 bytecaster: That sword looks cool too
 niccus: 500% drop rate? 500% better
 vinewood_og: Did thang. Fite me.
 BorealMage: Do the numbers mean stuff, or are they just there?
 matthaus_c: *and* there's a puzzle inventory
 MAPBoardgames: No point in explaining, someone will create a wiki to do all that
 KakuEpsilon: @A_Dub888 Not only did he survvive it, but it enhanced their friendship
kristian_fischer: This dev thinks "UX" is a word pronounced "ucks".
 bytecaster: Can you click on the skill slots on the bottom right to bind another skill?
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, what those numbers do
steve_boots: Haha that's awesome
Laserbeaks_Fury: Odin's Sword: 85% chance to lose an eye.
DoodlestheGreat: @ButButTheJesus The hell if we know.
steve_boots: Their reaction was perfect
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 BrowneePointz: Magic Legends is lookin pretty good Graham and Alex
 A_Dub888: @ButButTheJesus number things
DrLigmaPhD: Number go ????
Laserbeaks_Fury: I appreciate the 0/4 potions
steve_boots: Delighted, yet perplexed haha
 Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz pain. Its still in my Epic Games library and I cry every time.
 accountmadeforants: They go up and cover the screen at random intervals, It's What Gamers Crave
 betweenmyself: we just need to find the right build and everything will fall into place 
 BrowneePointz: my buddy got hired specifically to work on that game
 WiJohn: Why is your head like that?
 Diabore: "we heard the feedback, fuck that"
Dr_fragenstien: turns out making games is hard. You'd think a company focused around making games would've predicted that but who knows
 Megaparsec256: @WiJohn extensive character creation and no middle sliders
 SquareDotCube: not as bad as that one D&D game that came out later
 bytecaster: @WiJohn We mikuing
 SquareDotCube: I think LRR played that one
 BusTed: ggs
 accountmadeforants: "In retrospect, let's not make a video game"
toast3dsmore: I also shut down when I receive even the slightest constructive criticism
 BrowneePointz: luckily when they shuttered the game he then got hired by firaxis for Midnight Suns
 Voidhawk42: Magic Legends had the possibility to be good, if it were not for all the things that made it bad
steve_boots: lmao the real star of the show here are the trees
 EricTheOrange: I'll give this Dev credit for letting you make a monster. Diablo 4 could never
 Astra7525: Could it be that due to the loot on the ground, instead of attacking them, you order your gal to pick up loot
 Megaparsec256: yea it looks like all the axes just.... don't do damage
 WearingCats_CwC: Big head goth girl?
KeytarCat: We might now have much worse armor...
 WiJohn: @Megaparsec256 Of course, I should have known character customization was to blame!
tailsteak: So there is some QoL stuff, it's just invisible and utterly nonintuitive.
 bytecaster: We have these great dynamic shadows and you WILL see them
petey_vonwho: I enjoyed what I played of Magic Legends. I wish I hadn't gotten distracted and played it more.
steve_boots: "We spent a lot of money on those tree models, we're gonna use them, dammit"
 BrowneePointz: the new Dark Alliance just needed a bit more time to cook tbh. it mostly felt rushed
nyoomgoom: i do love the color scheme on our player character creature person
 BorealMage: Yeah, me too, that game was a bummer
 bytecaster: Love Mind Bottle
 xantos69: So are we watching or playing?
 BrowneePointz: the core mechanics of it were fine but it lacked SO much polish in so many areas
 SquareDotCube: Hasbro just got the Mattel curse with video games
 SquareDotCube: that came with the purchase
 OldUncleDan: To be fair...  This is still far better than Dungeon Siege 3.
 cheetoJack: whose mind is in that bottle
Shadowsoflife: Forgehammer, hammer
 bytecaster: I assume Mind Bottle is Mana Potion?
DrLigmaPhD: This music ives more pirate than high fantasy
toast3dsmore: Bottle Gnomes?
 EricTheOrange: When was the last time we got a D&D Action RPG.  Neverwinter nights?
 BusTed: how mind bottling
 BrowneePointz: technically Dark Alliance
DrLigmaPhD: "Mind nutting this bottle?"- Sperm bank worker
 betweenmyself: this will be the game that turns Alex into an ARPG focused influencer, posting seventeen build videos a week
 matthaus_c: who up edging they solstice
 EmpressTila: Is the music making anyone think of Among Us?
 bytecaster: You like Path of Exile don't you? Well this isn't it!
 BrowneePointz: but do you mean ARPG or Iso Crawler
 incredulouspasserby: so....where's cerberus
 BrowneePointz: cuz ARPG has turned into a nothing burger blanket descriptor now
 Voidhawk42: Fighter of the Day Dagger?
 empyreon: Item name?
 Drakas: from what i understand about Magic Legends is they wanted to re work some the cards and monitization and then the game got cancaled
 Megaparsec256: inventory space seems like
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just don't accidentally leave when a Crissaegrim
Laserbeaks_Fury: drops
 EricTheOrange: @BrowneePointz game that plays similar to Diablo
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 bytecaster: So how many mobs in is the Cerberus, do you think?
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Atifexe: Three tabs of inventory space, all absolutely crammed to the hills due to this insane drop rate.
Techno_Joe: Just got here, what game is this?
 BrowneePointz: so Iso. yea Neverwinter I think is the last
 Megaparsec256: "olympus of the heavens" or something
  Juliamon: Techno_Joe "Olympus of the Heavens"
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Claptrap Voice* STAIRS?!? NOOOO!
Techno_Joe: Thanks
tailsteak: No Oddjob
 matthaus_c: if only we could find Cerberus
 BrowneePointz: so the thing that gets me the most is there’s NOT hit feedback
 matthaus_c: many men struggle to find the Cerberus
 KakuEpsilon: Tangent, the Earth ain't flat. >>
 Diabore: HOW MUCH???
 MAPBoardgames: I feel like we've seen perpendicular in one of these garbage games
 Jethrain: yessss
 Megaparsec256: no feedback of any sort, really
Laserbeaks_Fury: No Middle Sliders
  Foxmar320: Flawless
KeytarCat: Best part of the game
 Akaiatana: We need to make characters and then make them wrestle
DrLigmaPhD: Monster Factory is taken so this is Creature Fabricator
DigitalSeahorse: eek
 MAPBoardgames: All points in eyes
 bytecaster: I love the way we are holding our staff
 Atarra: I still have questions about the F button
 Akaiatana: Blessed are the Miku
 SquareDotCube: This game can hold so many Mikus
DrLigmaPhD: Make a Miku, the game
 bytecaster: Long loooooong mage
Laserbeaks_Fury: They are what they are
 WiJohn: It's a slendermens!
nyoomgoom: football
 BrowneePointz: The cackle that just left my body
 MAPBoardgames: tiny hands
ButButTheJesus: Yaaas
 iris_of_ether: Wow
 bytecaster: Wait, all those sliders are nose?
 SymphonySolstice: Exodia
  Simriel: Missed half the stream trying to do tech fixing stuff. Boo
 Jethrain: as many sliders for the nose as for the rest of the bone structure
 Astra7525: Muscle Wizard
Critterbot: Yiiiikes! 
  Foxmar320: hello Simriel
 betweenmyself: I assume the bow is equipped with a high speed gyroscope that keeps it in the iptimal
 KakuEpsilon: Nose Fetishists, Graham.
 TreeVor84: this is the peak human form
 Akaiatana: What's the matter, Smoothskin?
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
 TheAinMAP: 
 baltimore_667083: adam would have a field day with this
  Foxmar320: Normal Human
 ProcyonFlynn: #Don'tClipThat
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 betweenmyself: *the optimal upright position
 MAPBoardgames: Cronenberg called, he wants his character creator back.
 SymphonySolstice:  
 SquareDotCube: now I have to know what's the other end of head size
 baltimore_667083: "hello. my name is human,"
 sephyhallow: Mad Madam Mim from The Sword in the Stone right there
DigitalSeahorse: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can someone tell me what the S and H are for
Techno_Joe: Step aside Oblivion character creator
 bytecaster: So? Do we have a spell?
 Greyah: I am reminded of that game where you could resize specific body parts on the fly and turn your character into exploded polygons.
 Strebenherz: Stepped away and YE GODS
 TheDevil_Risen: the naruto run is classic
 Megaparsec256: i suspect starting class is mostly about starting stat distribution
 Greyah: You're Dark Souls boss-sized.
 bytecaster: We should picked Hobbit and then made us giant just to confuse people
Atifexe: Move speed not scaled to leg length, clearly
 SquareDotCube: cursed to forever have shoes with no traction
 TreeVor84: the real question is, can you make character that is wider than they are tall?
 Megaparsec256: looked like heal, walk, basic attack, and the dark magic spell were all starting unlocks for everyone
 TheDevil_Risen: 1HP and a dream
Atifexe: Did that character just grow on opening the inv screen?
 MAPBoardgames: I wouldn't want a summer home here, but the trees are quite lovely.
Ukon_Cairns: 1s not none
 vinewood_og: GOOD NEWS!
 betweenmyself: this game is just a stealth “leaf design” portfolio for a budding environmental artist 
 ArmondoSC: mixing menus now
 Gekyouryuu: *sigh* so THAT'S what it would've been like if I'd invented the Fing-Longer. oh, well. a man can dream, though. a man can dream.
 MAPBoardgames: Cosmet
 EricTheOrange: if we put on a helmet how will we know
 bytecaster: You can have multiple presets?!?! Why?
 matthaus_c: why would we get out of this menu, it's the most game we've been able to play and enjoy
 Marvoleath: Return button?
 Akaiatana: WRT player move speed: player move speed being fixed, regardless of character size, was really felt in WoW. Tauren and gnomes had the same move speed.
 Marvoleath: on the left
 gnyrinn: Do Save, Load and Random have the same keybind?
 ArmondoSC: wide\
toast3dsmore: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahah
 Akaiatana: You've made a God-skin Apostle.
 EricTheOrange: we are wider than we are tall
 TheDevil_Risen: good game choice there G
 ArmondoSC: all arms
 NightValien28: final pam's cousin
 TreeVor84: yes, our little wide boi
 JessieImproved: such an angee face
 betweenmyself: Hornswaggle in his later years
 SquareDotCube: I gots the little baby body
 SymphonySolstice: just a lil guy
 Atarra: your health is still trasho
DoodlestheGreat: Such a sweetie. Probably bakes cookies for schoolchildren.
 cheetoJack: i hope this also shrinks the hitbox
 Beofryn: Is this character from Glurp?
 TheMerricat: Chat, should we be scared that Graham has to LEAVE THE ROOM to get the next content? 
 bytecaster: PoE2 better look out, there is a new major player on the block
 Megaparsec256: health potion goes in every slot
 RAICx: Wait, would being the short influence if you shoot over the mobs on stairs or not?
 Megaparsec256: the hit sequel to fireball goes in every slot
toast3dsmore: This character looks like a random bolt the stalker would pitch at an anomaly
 Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat It's okay, he just needs to get it out of the containment cell
 betweenmyself: head to the Cosmetics Shop to find a bunch of alternate skins for the leaves 
 matthaus_c: does it let you just spam click respawn whenever you die
 Megaparsec256: @matthaus_c sure does
 matthaus_c: oh god
 accountmadeforants: @betweenmyself "Hey, I wanna show off my ability to juggle numbers and percentages, but I need an environment for them." -"Okay, but only if I can really show off the leaf and stair design for my portfolio, think that'll affect gameplay too much?" "What gameplay?"
 Atarra: to shreds you say
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAwkes: How many objects on the ground do you think this game can handle before it starts to crash?
 Atarra: @TheAwkes I'm still betting that hotkey in the character creator would crash it
DrLigmaPhD: Peak character design
 xantos69: Sir... your dog looks so sick.  Can I give to charity to help that very sick dog?
 LathosTiran: this is what happens if you leave your feet on the car dashboard
 MAPBoardgames: G isn't sorry about the game.
 LordZarano: 
  Foxmar320: Oh no
 matthaus_c: uh oh
 NightValien28: oh no
 incredulouspasserby: oh yes
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 MalFnord: duck and cover
  Foxmar320: Oh NO
 betweenmyself: Stellar Blade too WOKE! 
toast3dsmore: This is going to be GREAT
 vinewood_og: Police squad apologizes for nothing.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 empyreon: oh... oh, no
 niccus: gooner deluxe, yeah
 bytecaster: Nobody gets Yoko Taro
 BusTed: 
offbeatwitch: oh boy
 A_Dub888: oh no
 RAICx: oh no
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: Has music
offbeatwitch: YEAHHHHH
 xantos69: I love signal degradation!
 A_Dub888: brilliant
 BusTed: *sniffs* I'm getting war notes...
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 betweenmyself: just a butt running around with a sword
 matthaus_c: do you reckon those kanji are google translated
offbeatwitch: the fucking music
DigitalSeahorse: nothing to do with water then
 LurkerSpine: this music makes me think of a work training video
 LathosTiran: ETA til booba?
Flyingdelorion: That sounded an asful lot like an Iron Maiden song....
Laserbeaks_Fury: time to print a new lady
 goombalax: why is it a high tech facility with typewriter sounds
 accountmadeforants: @BusTed A lovely bouqet of conflict and misery, with subtle aftertaste of nuclear fallout
DigitalSeahorse: beep boop
  Foxmar320: lol
 MAPBoardgames: Oh. My. God. This. Is. My. Jam.
toast3dsmore: ohhhh nooooo
 A_Dub888: there it its
 TheDevil_Risen: ohhh no
  Juliamon: tiddy time
 matthaus_c: she's breasting boobily
 Tiber727: @betweenmyself No need to be so cheeky.
DigitalSeahorse: bewbs
 BusTed: @accountmadeforants 
DaxStrife: What is this tech start-up pitch video background music?
 TheAwkes: Sigma-16
 bytecaster: Maybe wear more protective equipment?
 NightValien28: how high is the jiggle gonna be?
  Foxmar320: o m g
 gnyrinn: Look at those tracts of land.
 SymphonySolstice: hi maam, you must be cold
 TheDevil_Risen: that is not protective equiptment
 darkcyril: OF Combat Module requires a monthly subscription.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: I'm back. What is this silliness?
Dr_fragenstien: you may not like it, but this is what a real sigma looks like
DrLigmaPhD: We're really breasting boobily
toast3dsmore: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Boing Boing
 accountmadeforants: Oh, I get it!
 BusTed: 🍰
 ArmondoSC: the little robot dudes are great tho
ButButTheJesus: goodness
  Foxmar320: Dats a butt
 Jethrain: why is that lil robot modeled after the last character in the last game?
 Diabore: this looks more like the game with the 2 robots that paul played way back
 MAPBoardgames: She's got like two booties
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are these bad guys about to die of Sigma?
 MalFnord: That's two butts stacked on top of each other
 betweenmyself: Arnold Rimmer looking real…  authoritative with that new Sigma hologram body
  Foxmar320: That walk LOL
 KBKarma: Oh *wow*.
 AugmentingPath: future bat'leth
DrLigmaPhD: @Laserbeaks_Fury My research partner?
 EmpressTila: Yeah, modifying the right hand will be real useful for this game...
 darkcyril: Ran out of space on the sign.
 Diabore: @MalFnord high spec
 Akaiatana: Ah, Sigma Female
 A_Dub888: that shoulder pad's attached to nothing
KV1NN4: Why is she undulating like that
  Foxmar320: Butt was too powerful and slowed everything down
 KBKarma: But hey, at least they *have* a female character. If only for cheesecake reasons.
 sephyhallow: Standing in place, thrusting gently, like a real woman
 niccus: why were we getting corporate-training-core for a soundtrack
toast3dsmore: Too many polygons in the butt, it’s tanking the performance 
 Diabore: wait, are the boobs tied to the camera?
johnnylongtorso: @betweenmyself "Holly, I don't think these are my breasts"
 Williams4jesus: Is there an unskippable episode within that loading movie?
Dr_fragenstien: imagine Haydee was even less subtle...
 Greyah: I literally rewatched your "female characters" sketch just before this stream.
 xantos69: Turn jiggle to MAXIMUM.  It is how the dev intended you to play it.
 bytecaster: I worry about the empy drop downs
 goombalax: bet this memory leaks to all hell
 ArmondoSC: um
EvilBadman: "Ultra" I don't believe you
 DeM0nFiRe: 
KeytarCat: The sliders aren't justified 
 L0rdX33n: Yep, that’s what woman look like
 matthaus_c: PERFECT
 TheDevil_Risen: RiP
 Megaparsec256: gooooood start
 Astra7525: Unintentional Mom-mode discovered
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes
 empyreon: 
  Foxmar320: 
 KBKarma: Oh wow. Sucks to be you.
DoodlestheGreat: Mother may I?
 Williams4jesus: It's fun with sliders time
offbeatwitch: AWESOME
 matthaus_c: you could not have asked for a better start
 CouldntPickAUsername: is windowed on a slider?
nyoomgoom: wait this is probably a speedrunner's trick
Metric_Furlong: well, on the plus side, we don't have to look at the character design 
 Atarra: it's menus all the way down
 incredulouspasserby: perfection
 AugmentingPath: NOTE THAT
DrLigmaPhD: Menu Locked
 darkcyril: @nyoomgoom 100%
 TheWriterAleph: big sigma energy tbh
ButButTheJesus: b..but... booba...
 Voidhawk42: OK, this is an early hurdle to fall on
 LathosTiran: time to enable "back in time" glitch from legend of zelda
 Greyah: The camera was still moving while in the menu btw.
Laserbeaks_Fury: How many layer of menu are you on, my dude?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 ValTheDrake: a bug? in a Watch and Play game?!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 margieargie: Sigma War Menu
 BtEtta: Window title "My Game"
 vinewood_og: Oh boy
 Akaiatana: Alex is back on the menu, boys!
 SpacePotato01: perfection
 kassbjames: Honestly, the in menu options were better than the game
 eid010n: A demonstration of the importance of data structures
 goombalax: next on unskippable:
 MAPBoardgames: Recursive menus all the way down.
 L0rdX33n: neverending menu gameplay
  Foxmar320: LOL gotta watch the T&A be born again
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who would want to skip the sexy girl reveal
 betweenmyself: but the LOOOOORE
 KBKarma: So it's... Unskippable? 
 iris_of_ether:   
ButButTheJesus: oh darn jeez hate to see this again
 matthaus_c: what's with the health insurance ad music
 gnyrinn: Hello sirs, can I interest you in a completely untested piece of software - featuring a lightly clothed woman?
 incredulouspasserby: But if you skip it, you'd miss the booba
 bytecaster: Gotta appreciate the tastefull boob and booty shots
 ArmondoSC: i love the little robot dude
toast3dsmore: GOTY potential for sure
 EricTheOrange: I see stuff like this and My first thought is, just make porn.  Like why these half measures.
DigitalSeahorse: 
Angreed66: New unskippable quick
 MAPBoardgames: we all might need a drink after this
 ArmondoSC: yea
 Atarra: Graham, did you see the big "new" Steam release?
 Williams4jesus: This would make for a good Unskippable
 Scy_Anide: Why does the robot not get a booty?
 AugmentingPath: calling it now: pressing escape doesn't skip the cutscene but does open several menus once it ends
MMoritz: is that menu music from the dinosaur hunt game from years ago (I love that episode)
 WiJohn: Unskippable's back!
 goombalax: branding
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 goombalax: Alex gets it
 Angnor33: branding
 A_Dub888: why is she?
DigitalSeahorse: the intro looks nice at least
 TheAwkes: ALT-F4 is the universal skip cutscene shortcut. 
 darkcyril: Graham, what did Red Dwarf do to you to deserve that comparison?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like Space Quest
 Kipstar: trying to draw your eyes UP
 ArmondoSC: there was a red dwarf table top rpg
 KakuEpsilon: I don't know if we'll ever catch up on Unskippable posting
 KBKarma: Do you guys just have a fridge filled with Bublly?
 KBKarma: *Bubbly?
 Scy_Anide: Let the robot hang dong
 bytecaster: Yeah, robot guy is cute
 KBKarma: *buble?
KeytarCat: It timed out if they rendered it with any more frames?
 KBKarma: Daaaaang. Nice.
 Jethrain: "our robots are padded for extra heat retention"
 SymphonySolstice: that's an unreasonable amount of butt for one woman to have
 sephyhallow: Filled with Michael Buble
 BrowneePointz: what is wrong with her asscheeks
 Diabore: hydrated and carbonated
 LurkerSpine: #blessJames
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
 darkcyril: @Kipstar "My Sigmas are up here."
 OldUncleDan: It's been a long time since I played Overwatch, but I remember Sigma looking a bit different than this.  New skin?
 ProcyonFlynn: #BlessJames
Scarbble: #blessjames
 matthaus_c: oh yeah she is breasting Boobily
 Scy_Anide: #BlessJames
DaxStrife: St. James, Bringer of the Bubly.
  Foxmar320: Yeah Graham they got places to be
 Atarra: *physics*
 Drasvin: What if it's not pre-rendered?
Bearudite: so are the times aof are life
DigitalSeahorse: heaving boobs
 BrowneePointz: Oh, I didn't know we were playing Stellar Blade
an_archist2: you could stop a flood with those bags
ButButTheJesus: their planet needs them
  Foxmar320: 
  Foxmar320: Looks pointy
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 Strebenherz: we have nier automata at home
 goombalax: some kind of dead god
 KBKarma: Tutorial level?
sekunder: A sword. And ulamog???
  Foxmar320: omg
 BorealMage: whoof
 MAPBoardgames: This DOOM remake is wierd
 IanAllenBird: kinda cool fucked up skeleton
 30teracyte: lmao
 accountmadeforants: We did it guys, we got the Stellar Blade
 SymphonySolstice: tibby
 TheWriterAleph: boing boing boing
 Scy_Anide: Of course...
KeytarCat: Wither sword
ButButTheJesus: oh
DigitalSeahorse: cyclops cyber skeleton
 Strebenherz: jesus
 Jillexie: Lol
tailsteak: COME ON DOWN TO CRAZY TORSO'S USED WEAPONRY
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 The_Color_Twelve: the full bakery
 A_Dub888: dat ass
 NightValien28: I have seen that UI in "games" before
 Saintnex: They are pulsating?
EvilBadman: oh look boobs in both corners 
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a Newton's Cradle
 fastlane250: 
 matthaus_c: brother
  Foxmar320: Ok now they had a fight and want to be apart
 Pteraspidomorphi: Helium
 bytecaster: The cybernetics are doing some work here
 OldUncleDan: Gainex has nothing on this.
 niccus: one day we'll return to the heaven Trespasser built
Metric_Furlong: tactical jiggle physics
 littleunknownn: oh
Dr_fragenstien: she sure is moving around a lot for a robot
 Gekyouryuu: so, this is a Gynoid by Gainax
 xantos69: Designed by somebody who has NEVER seen boobies in real life  before.
 accountmadeforants: This is the Three Body Problem, right?
 BrowneePointz: Okay I was joking, but this is the EXACT same camera angle/placement as Stellar Blade
Bearudite: that neck
 CouldntPickAUsername: *starts to open gifcam*
 matthaus_c: they're doing a cheerleading routine
 DeM0nFiRe: "I must go, my people need me" "No, my people need ME!"
 betweenmyself: his name is Doctor Skelemans…  He didn’t do seven years of medical school to be “Mister”
EsperDerek1: She looks like she fell naked into a junkyard.
 BlueFingers5: What are they doing?
 KBKarma: Her boobs are UMMMM acting in a way they shouldn't without external forces.
 sephyhallow: What incredible bra technology does this?!
 Jillexie: That's not where the lungs are located.
 baltimore_667083: this is worse than The Last of Waifus
 BlueFingers5: The most
 KBKarma: HER BUTT IS WIGGLING.
 Greyah: Did you know the "female characters" sketch is 11 years old now? And still relevant?
EvilBadman: Is it better or worse the actual skin is so detailed
Critterbot: "How much jiggle physics do you want?" "Yes."
 ValTheDrake: they are struggling to break free
zgcguy: i joined at the best time ever oml
 Cptasparagus: must. jiggle. butt. while. blocking.
 JessieImproved: this is not what they thing women look like, this is what they WANT women to look like
DigitalSeahorse: I blame the bathing suit
 kassbjames: GENTLEMEN! This is a serious game review show!  Some decorum is appreciated
 KakuEpsilon: The Whatch And Play logo made it look like she was just going "SHRUG" and/or "Death!" from that one game.
 incredulouspasserby: When they breathe out they remind me of rubber bands in how they're stretching.
 KBKarma: Why is her butt wiggling?
 Scy_Anide: Her tits are a perpetual motion device
KV1NN4: the boulders are trying to escape their own gravitational pulls
 Gekyouryuu: "it's tactically relevant that her ass be as fat as possible"
DoodlestheGreat: The fluid dynamics in this game are just... *chef's kiss*
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 vinewood_og: That grass ain't gonna touch itself
DigitalSeahorse:  
 BusTed: We worked ever so hard on these
 30teracyte: STRENGYHEN
 SymphonySolstice: please,
 bytecaster: Please read the tutorial
  Foxmar320: Summon pants
 schordash: @zcgguy what a first message xD
Critterbot: O-okay...
 sephyhallow: Can you summon clothes?
DigitalSeahorse: neato
 Voidhawk42: "Our playtester missed the tutorial. This was the best solution we could think of"
 EmpressTila: For the war against the Hornyuns, humanity was forced to retrofit sex robots for warfare. This is their story.
 Cptasparagus: *retract* your weapon
 xantos69: @sephyhallow That is in the DLC.
 incredulouspasserby: @sephyhallow that would be censorship
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DoodlestheGreat: "Please read this. We really want you to enjoy our game, such as it is."
 BlueFingers5: What if she gets cold?
 Scy_Anide: Oh
 kassbjames: Can you summon realistic physics?
 Scy_Anide: This is Nier Automata
 MAPBoardgames: I'm not sure there is armor that can be summoned to contain those 'T'
  Foxmar320: Are there pants in the shop? My guess is no
 KBKarma: @sephyhallow But then there wouldn't be cheesecake! 
 accountmadeforants: "Please, for the love of god, please just read the tutorial messages" is the kind of honesty that AAA games could really do with.
toast3dsmore: this feels like someone poorly modded an already bootlegged copy of Nier
 bytecaster: Those are flower boobs
 betweenmyself: I really appreciate the fact that the devs put little light particles around her butt…  For improved visibility 
 Strebenherz: WHAT
  Foxmar320: oh dear God
 sethtriggs: Amazing
 TheWriterAleph: OH MY GOD
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
 xantos69: Did you get it?
 KBKarma: Very impressive, did nothing.
 eid010n: Does her ass have aviation obstruction lighting?
 sephyhallow: XD
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao what
 Atarra: JESUS
 matthaus_c: what in the soul calibur
DigitalSeahorse: woah
 BlueFingers5: Excuse me
 littleunknownn: uh
 EmpressTila: Chun-Li on meth?
 ValTheDrake: o.0
 L0rdX33n: o.0
 BrowneePointz: SPINNING BIRD KICK!?
EvilBadman: They don't know what natural bushes look like
 Akaiatana: They're doing their breast, okay?
 BrowneePointz: REALLY?
 TheDevil_Risen: what up Raygun
toast3dsmore: 
 DeM0nFiRe: It's beyblade!
 Saintnex: That technique!
Hangedman: look we bought these assets and we're going to use em
 bytecaster: That got me
 Gekyouryuu: Daigo parry time
 SymphonySolstice: madam please calm down this is a denny's
 Unas84: not just the CCs, but the rpm's as well!
 schordash: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 KBKarma: This is some cultivation nonsense.
 sethtriggs: Wow that sawgrass must feel great on those exposed thighs
 Atarra: I'm dead now
 Voidhawk42: 10000 attacks per second, only 1 hit
KeytarCat: Waterfowl dance
RaklarLS: it's an everything and the kitchen sink kick
Dr_fragenstien: a little overkill for a bug i think
Angreed66: I think that was in the tutorial
 accountmadeforants: 
DaxStrife: She sounds like Princess Daisy gone ape-shit.
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: The blender
 Scy_Anide: I stand by my ass-essment that this is Nier Automata
johnnylongtorso: well, that's why she has to turn upside down
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: ACTIVATE LAWNMOWER MODE
 DeM0nFiRe: Thankfully no one brought this particular bey to the desert bus beyblade tournament I don't think it's bus safe
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: That looks like it was fucking rotoscoped from the Chinese movie where Jackie Chan turns into Chun Li
DrLigmaPhD: Our thighs are not near thick enough to ddo her moves
 incredulouspasserby: For me it's the freeze frame Y pose just before whatever bullshit that was
 lamina5432: that's a character model
 OldUncleDan: 500 So I am currently going through the entire Watch & Play playlist on Youtube.  Just finished the Pepsi Man/Executive Towers/Twin Sector/Meeuuw episode.  Games need more Fire breathing, bike riding, seagulls.
 sephyhallow: Wait
 Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePointz City Hunter
 sethtriggs: Does it have Gainaxing?
offbeatwitch: now we just make big butts
frank_the_great: We take the good where it can be found
sekunder: Now it's a bitchin skate park
 sephyhallow: is she skidding through the floor?
DrLigmaPhD: Anubis?
  Foxmar320: Sliding like that is gonna where down her butt over time
 fastlane250: "Here's a place where there used to be industry!"
 zazamost: the music is very fitting for a post-apocalyptic setting
DigitalSeahorse: 
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 Dalrint: Dang. Half a decade. How the heck did that happen.
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 Kipstar: gonna have such a graze on her butt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay the Anubis ZOmbies are a little out of place
toast3dsmore: this is the bloodborne 2 nobody deserved
 KBKarma: Jesus, he's already dead!
 sethtriggs: Well since you can kill things here it's at least it's not a Gilsonlike
Bearudite: Anubussies
 AugmentingPath: it's a noobie
MMoritz: is this a place of honour?
 darkcyril: Jackal! It's a jackal!
 vinewood_og: Anubis?
PopeWorldbuild: Anubi?
 Gekyouryuu: @OldUncleDan Pepsi Man and Meeuuw were the same episode?! wow.
Angreed66: odds the assets where all part of some pack?
KV1NN4: oh no doggo 8n8
 Unas84: probably because it breaks the jiggle physics?
 BlueFingers5: They have some kind of time dilation like effect but having the enemy react to being hit? Too hard.
 bytecaster: There is a summon giant laser array button, but no jump?!?!
 xantos69: So here is the problem I have (ok one of many) if you start off with a move that powerful/intense.  Where do you go from there?  How do you ever top that?
 MAPBoardgames: If she jumped, she'd knock herself out.
 BtEtta: They've definitely read an AI summary of a book about animation principles.
RaklarLS: maybe it's like nier and you need to equip it as part of your skill set or whatever
DigitalSeahorse: Anubis I think would disagree
Dr_fragenstien: the spin move doesn't seem to hit multiple times...
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   Anubis169: Oi what'd I ever do to you, Miss Scantily Clad Blendette...
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JAGxTERRA: the character is doing alot of work but little damage?
 BrowneePointz: I just find it hilarious Graham that they dead ass used the exact same camera placement and angle as Stellar Blade. AND her running angle is the EXACT same
 accountmadeforants: Damn, G, you really were right on the money with the two "oh, I get it"s removed from Nier Automata description.
 OldUncleDan: @Gekyouryuu Yeppers!  It also featured the mysterious Third Ben.
 L0rdX33n: good thing the sounds aren’t at all annoying
 Gekyouryuu: she does that combo to invite partners to bed, granting consent. it's her "May Lay" combo
Hangedman: the complete lack of hitstun sure is something
DigitalSeahorse: they look more like bats to me
 bytecaster: Is this what it means to be sigma?
RaklarLS: oh god, she blends with the background now
 sephyhallow: Good job she's 1000x the speed of the entire rest of the world
   Anubis169: Dev's been playing too much Street Fighter
 MAPBoardgames: AC 1 sigma mark
 Voidhawk42: She does all this ridiculous stuff, and the enemies just... complete no sell. Makes it feel like you're a paper ballarina.
 wiganlass: all those moves don’t seem to actually do much damage
 KBKarma: It looks like, when she does the slow mo step, *she* goes into slow mo but the *enemies* don't.
 Dog_of_Myth: Knapsack
  Foxmar320: welp
 matthaus_c: no way
 Strebenherz: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SarcasticEncouragingKimchiAMPTropPunch-83OPIihJ83tXpoje
 OldUncleDan: @Anubis169 I was thinking more "Killer Instinct."
 LathosTiran: summon mech
 DeM0nFiRe: 
offbeatwitch: it's that easy
EvilBadman: look at jump lol
Critterbot: 
RaklarLS: oh no
ButButTheJesus: YES
 KakuEpsilon: Maybe the Sigma on her forehead and chest is to tell the assembler how to put the head onto the body.
 DeM0nFiRe: Now you always have the keys handy!
 betweenmyself: so several millennia after building the pyramids, the Anubis aliens have come back and are angry that Earth technology has been squandered on creating Android booty
DigitalSeahorse: doh
KV1NN4: The devs looked at Bayonetta and decided the problem was she was always too busy attacking incoming enemies... so you have time to admire the view here
 KBKarma: Here we go again!
PopeWorldbuild: Quite notable
KeytarCat: How many layers of menu can you open?
EvilBadman: shit+space to jump
 sethtriggs: Sigma Sigma War Notes
 KBKarma: OH!
EvilBadman: shift*
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Foxmar320: Can't see the butt, stuck in menu
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yes, but titties breath now
 sethtriggs: Oh noooo that's not good
 Strebenherz: Shift+SPACE?
 korvys: Capital Space
 Voidhawk42: Sorry, all the loot was sent to the previous game.
   Anubis169: what does shift and alt do?
 sethtriggs: If there's any platforming in this game you're boned
 kragmabutch: i do kinda wish estrogen gave me this moveset
 accountmadeforants: See, because you're shifting yourself into space
   Anubis169: or alt and space?
 SymphonySolstice: wheeee
 KBKarma: Like a scantily-clad angel.
Dr_fragenstien: that's kinda cute
ButButTheJesus: oh I've had this dream
  Foxmar320: It's a new way to look at Butt Graham
 bytecaster: Gotta have the butt sway while floating though, important!
  Foxmar320: Clearly
 Astra7525: Maybe her boobs are anti-grav generators and that's why they ... breathe
PopeWorldbuild: For more butt press alt
DrLigmaPhD: Our shoes are farting
johnnylongtorso: thanks to the HUD, the boobs are always visible
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 sethtriggs: "we're waking through the air"
j_crane330: Wow
 accountmadeforants: Oh, she's slow Shadow the Hedgehog
 TehAmelie: i had this dream when i was like 9
 BrowneePointz: Okay yea I did some diving. This released on the 22nd of LAST MONTH. It is 100% trying to be NieR meets Stellar Blade
 SymphonySolstice: flying around pantsless? hell of  a dream
 Musicsquid: I was so not ready for a screen fulla cheeks when I clicked LRR
 RedAlexxis: right, very plausible, don't you just love future tech
 bytecaster: So why are we in egypt?
 sethtriggs: This reminds me of Haydee for some reason.
j_crane330: 
 betweenmyself: it enough keys on the keyboard, gotta make jump a two key combination for clarity
DigitalSeahorse: if this become labyrinth it would be even more dream
 ArmondoSC: i dont hate the level design
 KBKarma: Post-apocalyptic by way of modern China.
 matthaus_c: this show is all about the cheeks
DoodlestheGreat: If you're the Door Opener robot, water is a necessity.
 WearingCats_CwC: I feel like this particular robot was designed with getting wet in mind
 BrowneePointz: From the ad blurb "Fantasy World Paradise  Originating from a fantasy future world amusement park, engage in battles with monsters within the park."
 Scy_Anide: 100%
 TehAmelie: i have honestly never seen this much asscheeks in one game
DigitalSeahorse: well LRR is pretty cheeky usually 
  Foxmar320: Also boobs that want to spend more time apart
 Mnemonicman:   
Laserbeaks_Fury: E-GPT
 xantos69: I would clap for this game... but I get the feeling the protagonist is clapping plenty enough for everyone.
 bytecaster: That combo never gets old
EsperDerek1: So what would the video game that looked at this and go "Yeah, I get it, I get the jist" look like..?
 KBKarma: I note that the benefit of your hovering is that, once more, your butt keeps wiggling.
 sethtriggs: Kill with the power of cake
EvilBadman: Tight cheeks, loose, uncontrollable breasts
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Gekyouryuu: at least Stellar Blade was made by a company known for games that have good story and gameplay to go with their massive tits and asses
Angreed66: "swords"?
 LathosTiran: "dude can i get the CBBE sliders for that?"
 TheMerricat: "Fantasy World Paradise Originating from a fantasy future world amusement park, engage in battles with monsters within the park. "
 TehAmelie: spinning bird kick!
 TheMerricat: "Conquest and Exploration In a semi open map, conquer giant monsters, claim rewards, and obtain rare equipment. You can also increase character strength by collecting monster cards and hidden items in the map. Feeling delighted when exploring new discoveries, and feeling a strong sense of achievement when conquering monsters."
RaklarLS: soundtrack is like something off of an early 00s city management game, in "ancient times"
 TheWriterAleph: it takes SO LONG to do hardly ANY damage
 OldUncleDan: Ultraaaaaaa  Combooooooooo!
 Musicsquid: devil may cry better look out
DoodlestheGreat: @Foxmar320 They had an argument and went their seperate ways.
 bytecaster: Oh, these are horus themed
 Strebenherz: Style 11/10, actually doing damage 1/10
 wiganlass: extra but does no damage
j_crane330: He's dead Jim
 RedAlexxis: It's like the inside of a blender with tennis grunting
PopeWorldbuild: Horus?
  Foxmar320: @DoodlestheGreat 
 BrowneePointz: Apparently, going off the ad blurb for the game Graham, "A Fantasy Future World Amusement Park"
 iiieye: this is making me miss my gf for some reason
 Scy_Anide: I "like" that they use spears like swords...
 KakuEpsilon: I don't know enough about the world to know what Stillar Blade is I fear.
 sethtriggs: Nice beefy splat
 aWabbajack: Anubis featured!
KV1NN4: Stargate?
   Anubis169: Beware of imitations
 Strebenherz: wasn't stellar blade a game graham did a review on in the way back times?
DrLigmaPhD: Seeking the subocean?
RaklarLS: did they though?
 Akaiatana: This is why the Amonkhet // Kamigawa Neon Dynasty set was a mistake
 aWabbajack: there be the real 169
 KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce again. Good night!
 TheMerricat: From a translated Chinese review on Steam "I heard that the author is a college student and completed the work independently. I have tried the game and it feels like there are quite a few bugs. However, from the design of the map, it can be seen that the game still has a promising future. It depends on how the author updates the gameplay and content in the future. I hope that after the corrections and updates in the later stage, there will be good results. "
 matthaus_c: it has goonplay
 LordZarano: "Physics"
gnomebot1: are their any goals?
  Foxmar320: The combat IS
 Musicsquid: we are breasting so boobily rn
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "butt forward camera angle" is quite the thing
 MAPBoardgames: The next patch will introduce gameplay
 Scy_Anide: It..that sprint of whatever is just heel jets
 protojman: the goauld!
 betweenmyself: clearly this is the very *best* version of Stargate
KV1NN4: how much was this game..?
   Anubis169: too much
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is a backdoor test for a new Stargate game
 Scy_Anide: Jet stilletos
RaklarLS: ooo, look at that flock of birds
EvilBadman: @Laserbeaks_Fury Phrasing
 gnyrinn: Oh look. They got that obelisk back from Paris.
 Dalrint: What in the world is that running noise
DrLigmaPhD: Stargate: Its Horny Now
 Musicsquid: Do the people who make these types of games not realize they can just make like actual porn games and that’s fine
 LathosTiran: hathor has had some upgrades
gnomebot1: Whoever made this likes big butts and cannot lie!
 DeM0nFiRe: They take pictures of pyramids to make them look like they are in the middle of nowhere, but actually they are right next to the confusing environment made up of technology of wildly different fictional pasts and futures
 Phailhammer: @lathostiran 
 bytecaster: How does this game have that long an intro cutscene and yet communicates no objectives at all?
 TheAwkes: Those cage ladders are not installed in an OHSA compliant manner.
 xantos69: @gnomebot1 Other game devs can't deny.
 TheMerricat: BTW according to the steam page, you are in an amusement park. That's why they are 'weird' enemies.
 MAPBoardgames: The boss is just a giant bra
 AugmentingPath: this is "same guy but with spear" erasure
PopeWorldbuild: What is the point of this?
tailsteak: A future world filled with Westworld-style amusement parks that had all the humans die hundreds of years ago, so now it's just mishmashes of eras and settings, populated by animatronics.
  Foxmar320: lol
 Strebenherz: @DrLigmaPhD always was
frank_the_great: How much time do you think went into making this?
 Scy_Anide: A single point in their favor, Egypt is at least a relatively unexplored space. I wouldn't say they're exploring it though.
DigitalSeahorse: I'd like to find the sub ocean
 BrowneePointz: Okay I looked at all the 14 Steam Reviews, 13 of which were in chinese. Half of them were like "Game's great" and the other half were "game's bad also she's ugly" Are Men Okay?(He says as a Man)
DrLigmaPhD: @Strebenherz Tru
 iris_of_ether: 
 Drakas: lera croft tits...
RaklarLS: wasn't there a stargate mmo at some point?
toast3dsmore: 
 Dalrint: @DigitalSeahorse the bum ocean?
j_crane330: No
 Voidhawk42: Well, speaking as a fan, the last Stargate game was SO BAD
ButButTheJesus: whu
3cbb: @Drakas not pointy enough
DigitalSeahorse: sure
 TheDevil_Risen: WHAT?
 TheDevil_Risen: thats epic
 WiJohn: @BrowneePointz No (He says as a Man)
 MAPBoardgames: glod
 sethtriggs: The ro-butt is at least durable.
 matthaus_c: that's one of the most Graham Stark things I've ever heard
 OldUncleDan: Czech 6?  Weird name for a Canadian TV channel.
 TurnedToFrog: Not SG-U?
 vinewood_og: In the middle of my backswing?
ButButTheJesus: when TV happened
 bytecaster: Pause for combo
 sephyhallow: The one filmed in Vancouver
 HbombAndFriends: We need more Stargate.
Laserbeaks_Fury: SG-U was not good
DigitalSeahorse: volume could be lower on this game
 Astra7525: oh no
ButButTheJesus: I wasn't either and I heard SG1 is good?
 BrowneePointz: @DigitalSeahorse it's the audio mixing
   Anubis169: oh boy
  Foxmar320: ohhhhh ok now I see
 matthaus_c: oh that is phenomenal
 Strebenherz: oh the cowboy bebop at his computer meme
 JessieImproved: I watched the heck out of the OG stargate show
 MalFnord: hehehe
elkae: 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: SGU wanted  to be Battlestar Galactica *so badly*
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 OldUncleDan: Well...  DID you demand it, Graham?
MWGNZ: 
PopeWorldbuild: Wow
ButButTheJesus: HA
DigitalSeahorse: fx
  Foxmar320: Perfect
DoodlestheGreat: *snicker*
 SymphonySolstice: amazing
 TheWriterAleph: Graham, we ran into your nunchuck clip in a random YT shorts reel this week 
Laserbeaks_Fury: SG-U stripped all the humor out of the franchise, and it flopped so hard
 HbombAndFriends: Graham has been assimilated?
elkae: G Borged out
 sethtriggs: Great story!
 Strebenherz: that was a death noise
   Anubis169:  ONE PUUUUUNCH!!
 sephyhallow: Oh that dude is actually a cool design
mizzytastic: you wanted a boss enemy
  Foxmar320: Well you had like 1 HP left
DrLigmaPhD: You know I've neveer seen anything beyond the original film
ButButTheJesus: ouchie
 UnknownFriday: You were nearly already dead anyway.
KeytarCat: You had 1 health
 Akaiatana: Illustrious Goldmask the Big
 BusTed: oh
 BrowneePointz: He....clapped your cheeks 
 EmpressTila: That was Myrkul?
 Dalrint: Dying means your free!
Angreed66: you did have almost no health left
DigitalSeahorse: 
 betweenmyself: Welcome home 
   Anubis169: Permadeath?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Scy_Anide: lol
frank_the_great: Ah, a dark souls
DaxStrife: You were slain by techno Dagoth Ur from Morrowind.
 MAPBoardgames: Choo-Choo Charles survives
 dankmemeter: Got clapped
 Jethrain: ah yes, strengyhen
 accountmadeforants: At least the load times are really fast
 xantos69: I just wish, for once, the news demonstrated a total misunderstanding of other things... like show B roll of a basketball game while talking about football.
 schordash: chat has too much fodder with this game 
 MAPBoardgames: I think the green bar is your HP
 BrowneePointz: apparently the cards are power ups
j_crane330: Did you actually kill anything
 HbombAndFriends: “She turned me into a drone!” “A drone?” “I got better.”
ButButTheJesus: the y and t are close
 Marvoleath: can you 'summon the mech' for the fight or whatever that tutorial told you?
 darkcyril: Good news, I don't think the devs do either.
 incredulouspasserby: so what is the "advancement" here, like were you getting anything for murdering things?
tailsteak: "I don't know what this crap is" Uh... it's *worldbuilding*, Alex.
 bytecaster: I love that we can always see her profile on the lower left, so we don't forget about the boobs
 MAPBoardgames: Charge up for armor or air attack?
 BrowneePointz: PSYCHO CRUSHER!@
 betweenmyself: look Graham, you can’t just foist your narrow view of “correct spelling” on the world of future Stargate Egypt
 Gekyouryuu: oh, if we see the big guy again, do we have the giant laser cannon looking attack thing?
 matthaus_c: these environments are more Designed than we usually see in this show, but fucked if I know what the hell they want you think this place is
 MAPBoardgames: he was super-low
 UnknownFriday: You were already nearly dead.
RaklarLS: your health was quite low yeah
 Drakas: this game dose look cool, but plays like a Ziplock bag of custard
KeytarCat: There was no hash mark on the health bar
 accountmadeforants: @xantos69 Hey now, that's actually smart when talking about football. Can't agree on what it means? May as well split the difference and piss *everyone* off.
 BrowneePointz: no no don't put that on Japan
DrLigmaPhD: Ohio Gyoza
 BrowneePointz: this game is Chinese
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think the yellow bar charges the Q, and it's empty because you used it right before saving
 bytecaster: Imagine if this how the Hour of Devastation ended?
an_archist2: Aetherdrift looks different
 Cptasparagus: is this the next story after Aetherdrift
 OldUncleDan: Is this what the Wanderer has been doing this entire time?
RaklarLS: love that the hitstun animations don't stun
DrLigmaPhD: Wait this is just the C-plot of Atherdrift
 TheDevil_Risen: Amonkeht x Kamigawa Neon Dynasty
ballesta25: And the lighter yellow bar below it depletes like some kind of stamina thing when you do moves.
 Anaerin: Just got here, and hey is this "Gratuitious Panty Shots: The Game"?
 Gekyouryuu: nowadays you can instakill people over the phone. "Omae wa Moshi Moshindeiru"
 BrowneePointz: Japan gets off scot-free this time
 KakuEpsilon: There's a non-weird part of Amonkhet?
EvilBadman: Nicol Bolass
 Musicsquid: if this is Amonkhet she needs to cover her cartouchie
 MAPBoardgames: They knocked about 50% HP off
  Foxmar320: Aetherdrift has a lot to answer for
 Strebenherz: a butt that large could make a freeway all by itself
 Voidhawk42: They gentrified Egyptology SMH
 niccus: man i really misremembered the talos principle
DoodlestheGreat: I blame Judge Doom for that.
shushu2539: i'm back after a few hours. Wow, cool stalker mutation
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePointz "Japan, no!" "... What?" "Sorry, force of habit"
 darkcyril: @TheDevil_Risen With a sprinkling of Street Fighter UB
RaklarLS: you lost so much health there, wow
 TheDevil_Risen: @darkcyril yup
 betweenmyself: was worried this was an obligatory Miyazaki swamp
KeytarCat: music loop
toast3dsmore: Aetherdrift: Road Quest, coming to a public access channel near you 
DigitalSeahorse: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta rewind the track
DrLigmaPhD: China can be needlessly horny too
 Gekyouryuu: the silence is part of the track, clearly
 MAPBoardgames: Thing get
Angreed66: TBF china has a big horny culture too
 gnyrinn: @Laserbeaks_Fury "Turn Tape Over!"
EvilBadman: You're not reading the item descriptions 
 BrowneePointz: Like, as much as Stellar Blade is a trashfire for lots of reasons, at LEAST the devs knew how to make satisfying combat
 BorealMage: make sound when do thing 
ButButTheJesus: a button is its own reward
 Akaiatana: We have one more crack at this boss and we can all see it
  Foxmar320: Is it pants? No
 bytecaster: We already equiped it, I think?
 MAPBoardgames: AC 3  vs. AC 2
 AugmentingPath: @DrLigmaPhD No, no. If someone gets horny in China, they're immediately exiled to Japan
 MAPBoardgames: I guess?
 DeM0nFiRe: You did equip it, the menu one was Def 3 and you clicked it and it switched
tailsteak: omg, I just noticed her footprints
  Foxmar320: The quest for pants is eternal
 betweenmyself: does the green arrow in Alex’s hud indicate we have a level up opportunity?
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah +1 AC
KV1NN4: If this model doens't have a Bastet 'costume'/disguise...
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: With the sounds mine keep making, I would not mind better shoulders
 sephyhallow: Two games in a row where we have been denied pants
 incredulouspasserby: @Angreed66 Look, let's be real here, every place has a big horny culture. It's just how much of it is understandable cross-culture.
DrLigmaPhD: @AugmentingPath So less "Go to horny jail" and more "horny Australia"?
EvilBadman: @MAPBoardgames Ah, the THICC0 system
DigitalSeahorse: massive footprints
 LathosTiran: it was a key. the 1 in the UI turned to a 0
 accountmadeforants: Vortigaunt-lookin guy
  Foxmar320: That way then left I think
 bytecaster: I think we are on the right track
KV1NN4: @EvilBadman pfftahaahAHAHA XD
 AugmentingPath: @DrLigmaPhD exactly. some media really transports you!
KeytarCat: remember your Q
 matthaus_c: welcome, moon-and-star
  Foxmar320: I believe in our abaility to clap this boss
 Phailhammer: @drligmaphd Based on some First Fleet records, that's just Australia.
toast3dsmore: if you squint really hard and lie to yourself, there’s a real game buried in here
 bytecaster: Some hit feedback would be nice
 Jethrain: @LathosTiran the 1 turning to a 0 was an estus
 MAPBoardgames: push 'T' for "armor"
 Cptasparagus: gaming!
DrLigmaPhD: @Phailhammer Need to get my ass down under then
 ArmondoSC: have we summoned the mech yet?
 TheDevil_Risen: im expecting Teal'c to jump out and yell Jafa Kree
  Foxmar320: oh
 betweenmyself: the design is a tad nonsensical, but the lore behind this boss must be FANTASTIC
 LathosTiran: @Jethrain ah
 sethtriggs: ouchie
DigitalSeahorse: low long is cooldown on Q I wonder
 SymphonySolstice: rip
  Foxmar320: 
 TheDevil_Risen: RiP
johnnylongtorso: @betweenmyself someone call Vaati
 MAPBoardgames: That game was ASS!
 eid010n: Was that thing wearing Dagoth Ur's mask
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the terrible games G and Alex! 
 sephyhallow: Alex: ... thanks?
frank_the_great: Not even a sub ocean
 bytecaster: We got loots of booty
KeytarCat: @DigitalSeahorse it's charged by landing attacks, not on cooldown
 cheetoJack: someone worked really hard at copying and pasting those assets
 SymphonySolstice: there was ass, and it was ass
 TheDevil_Risen: oo another!
 Strebenherz: nice music
 TheDevil_Risen: yay
  Foxmar320: Soundtrack slaps
 Musicsquid: I feel like a huge common denominator on bad games is zero damage feedback on hits
 BrowneePointz: Okay, I GET what they're going for, but the Dev's skill falls far, FAR below their ambition
DigitalSeahorse: no evident sub ocean
 accountmadeforants: 
 betweenmyself: 
DoodlestheGreat: Music by Casio.
 Dalrint: I like this chiptune though
DrLigmaPhD: Ok I'm a bit charmedd by the music tho
 accountmadeforants: 
 vinewood_og: Stink. Stank. Stunk.
 betweenmyself:     
 MAPBoardgames: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Horrifying
 sethtriggs: Niiice
toast3dsmore: 
 matthaus_c: oh no it's another one of these
 MAPBoardgames: Just right into it
 sethtriggs: no bullat?
  Foxmar320: Just start in a room full of dudes with guns
j_crane330:    
 Cptasparagus: terrorists win
 CouldntPickAUsername: I kinda like the music
DigitalSeahorse:    
frank_the_great: I swear you've played something like this before
DigitalSeahorse:   
 accountmadeforants: Perfection
 OldUncleDan: Well somebody's gotta!
  Foxmar320: Ok this game rules
 betweenmyself: ahhh, this is anime intro style music
 bytecaster:    
 TheDevil_Risen:    
Scarbble: this is magnificent
  Juliamon: the music is good, I wonder where they stole it
 RatherLargeToad: music is so jaunty
 RedAlexxis: so ... no SFX?
TomatoKigu:   This slaps
 SymphonySolstice: incredible vibes
ButButTheJesus: ♪ cat bussin a hand bag ♪
 Strebenherz: yes
 Jigokuro: Comprehensive
 CouldntPickAUsername: Alex just killing it
 WearingCats_CwC: Aren't those low poly Counter Strike guys?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: this was 0 to racist shockingly fast
KV1NN4: She needs to get to the Tokyo Idol competition you guys! Her Group is depending on her!
 MAPBoardgames: Yatta!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: You're Winner!
 TheDevil_Risen:  
  Foxmar320:   
frank_the_great: #1 Victory Royal
 ArmondoSC: is that it
 ValTheDrake: game complete
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's nice the menu assures you pressing ESC is how you get back to the game
 RedAlexxis: No way!  that's it!
 Astra7525: resolution: 640x480 :S
DoodlestheGreat: WINNAR IS YUO
toast3dsmore:  40 second game?
 TheDevil_Risen: whats the TF2 sniper doing there
 sethtriggs: This is an asset pack isn't it
 bytecaster: The music is great though!
 BtEtta: They couldn't even supply a choice of waifus?
 SpacePotato01: It's a chest high chest
 gnyrinn: They all have vests. That place had more S-bombers than the IJN.
 MAPBoardgames: That was a CHEST-high wall
 betweenmyself: join anime protag Hikari as she battles the Mujahideen
Duffadash: I mean, the guy that made 1st Core, which you played last time, has made several other terrible games
 BrowneePointz: apparently C was roll?
  Foxmar320: You know this tune is going to be stuck in my head now
 SidewinderSky: Her run animation has her arm rotating very stragnely
offbeatwitch: victory!
 Anaerin: Shouldn't those chests be rotated 90 degrees?
3cbb: @sethtriggs give the dev a little credit, it's at least two asset packs
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
 bytecaster: So how much was it, G?
  Foxmar320: Thats the ENTIRE game
 sethtriggs: Automatically win. Where's the shadows?
 accountmadeforants: I'm not getting a music match through Google, so that's good
Lithobraker: This is the music you would put over the "Going Online" screen for a vtuber
 JadedCynic: @BtEtta obviously you UNLOCK more waifus over progress...
EvilBadman: G will never financially recover from this
 JadedCynic: @Lithobraker YES
 bytecaster: It's soooo true
  Foxmar320: So Graham how much was this one?
 BrowneePointz: Excuse you, I'm a Vtuber and I don't play stuff like this
 vinewood_og: 100
 Jethrain: so the jump from easy to very hard is "they die in 1" to "they die in 2"
PopeWorldbuild: The difficulty is INSANE
 sethtriggs: I actually wonder if this map is intended for something of a different scale or orientation.
 sethtriggs: I swear it feels chunkier than the characters.
 MAPBoardgames: More gameplay than some garbage we see on W+P
  Foxmar320: Love the skull cubes
 Kazman20a: just number ?
 Drasvin: This music does not fit this gameplay.
 Marvoleath: All those hours of Stalker shootings paid off, huh
 Musicsquid: Is our character Gawr Gura wearing an organization 13 coat
 KakuEpsilon: I like this music. Am I stupid chat?
 accountmadeforants: So, are there no other sounds, or is the music just overpowering them?
 matthaus_c: RETYR
 bytecaster: RETYR!
  Foxmar320: wat
offbeatwitch: retyr
 Jethrain: RETYR
frank_the_great: RETYR
3cbb: retyr champion
ButButTheJesus: RETYR
 SymphonySolstice: RETYR
 ValTheDrake: retyr!
DrLigmaPhD: Between the evereything and the everything else?
frank_the_great: Parnets
 BrowneePointz: or! Re-Tyr
 dmsink: Go with Retyr!
 sethtriggs: Is the music royalty-free maybe
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, I know these assets
  Foxmar320: Im never going to be able to RETYR
 Drasvin: It's good music, but it doesn't fit what is happening.
 WearingCats_CwC: Retyr? In this economy?
ButButTheJesus: retyr champagne, on regerts
 Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Have you ever retyred a Vtuber by mistake?
 Cptasparagus: AI prompt: vocaloid shooter vs terrorists in a castle
ButButTheJesus: a game I can actually finish, 10/10
 MAPBoardgames: GOING to be bad?
3cbb: time for minesweeper
 betweenmyself: soooo….  More character creation?
 matthaus_c: they've all been such bangers so far
 cheetoJack: theres always more trash
frank_the_great: I know normally you don't ask for a refund, but come on
 JadedCynic: cute 'gun draw from kidney holster animation' 
 RatherLargeToad: gonna be?
 BrowneePointz: Now it's time for Alex to play the worst game of them all...League of Legends
 accountmadeforants: @KakuEpsilon No, it's fun music, which is what makes the whole thing even more hilariously incoherent
KeytarCat: Retyr: make war again
 matthaus_c: the Fertile Cresent
   Anubis169: Akaiatana: One day I'd love if the vtuber industry stopped using words like "graduate" and just called it "fired" for what it really is
 Musicsquid: I love French cressents
 Jethrain: hear T less
 AugmentingPath: hear less
TomatoKigu: Hear T Less.
 fastlane250: Hear Less... T
 MAPBoardgames: Another game with huge T
 niccus: oh, a game about hearts without bodies
  Juliamon: is this a kingdom hearts
 UnknownFriday: Where does this game fit into the extended Kingdom Hearts canon?
 betweenmyself: do you hear T less?  Talk to your doctor today.
 incredulouspasserby: Hey, there's a key you can press that will tell you the objective and how to get there. That's the first time we've had that all day.
 gnyrinn: It was a serviceable portmanteau. We've seen worse.
  Foxmar320: We have clothes on for once!
DigitalSeahorse: so dark
 Akaiatana: @Anubis169 I did... not know that.
PopeWorldbuild: Mr. T has entered the chat
thavleifrim: T is over rated we should hear it less
DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: immediately getting asset pack energy
 Astra7525: "Heartless" - Is this a Kingdom Hearts?
shushu2539: is this a let's nope kind of game
thavleifrim: the demons are in the moonbase
DigitalSeahorse: who's on the roof?
 ValTheDrake: then the reptoids came?
 KakuEpsilon: Ah, okay, thanks for the reassurance GAnts Account
   Anubis169: Akaiatana: Yeah every time they say somebody graduated, it means they've been pressured into voluntarily quitting, or outright sacked, from the promotion agency
 MAPBoardgames: What kind of "delivery" is she making at this hour of night?
 bytecaster: Is this pacman again?
  Foxmar320:   
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Anubis169 I'm pretty sure there's at least one piece of dystopian fiction where 'graduate' is a euphamism for 'execute'.
 Anaerin: It's a tonberry!
EvilBadman: Collect more golf balls to progress
  Juliamon: ScrapyardGhostTrain isn't that The Giver
 TheMerricat: So fair warning for this one, this was from a student class project. They directly apologize for the rough quality in the steam description.
Critterbot: You can tell they're steampunk because of the huge cog on the doors.
 accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 From what I understand, it's more generally "left the company" (usually to go indie or because it wasn't paying well enough). If VTubers do something bad enough to properly be fired they'll fucking nuke the accounts and put out an apology on Twitter. (Because it's just imported idol culture)
   Anubis169:  WAZZAAAAAAHHHP
 Phailhammer: @scrapyardghosttrain I think there's a vault in Fallout 4 that does something close.
ButButTheJesus: WASAAAABI
  Foxmar320:  
 bytecaster: This is just the Pacman game again, gotta find the gun
DigitalSeahorse: 
PopeWorldbuild: The get stabbed simulator
 MAPBoardgames: I kinda appreciate the invisible wall highlight
KeytarCat: hit G to get a quest guide?
 TheMerricat: Look maybe these folks watch and play and know Alex is going to go for the sub ocean.
DigitalSeahorse: some lights
 SymphonySolstice: it said to go into one of the houses right
 MAPBoardgames: We rollin'
 Anaerin: Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'...
 gnyrinn: It's technically not an invisible wall
 bytecaster: This is the first game today with a proper tutorial to explain itself
 JadedCynic: obviously complete the delivery, but without getting killed, somehow
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Juliamon Could be, but I don't remember.
DigitalSeahorse: tactiroll
  Foxmar320: 
 betweenmyself: the dev puts you in a dark map, completely defenseless against a man armed with a knife.  Talk about heartle-   OH, I get it 
  Foxmar320: Invis walls? Did Bungie make this?
 matthaus_c: randomly walked into Koga's gym
DigitalSeahorse: the little lights
  Foxmar320: LOL
 JadedCynic: "sit down"
 accountmadeforants: SIT. DOWNNN.
DigitalSeahorse: sit
 SquareDotCube: Alan Wake it's not
 bytecaster: Cue the MGS noise
 MAPBoardgames: Sit! sit!! 
 OldUncleDan: Sit Down dododododododdododaaaaaaaa  Kimochi!
 KakuEpsilon: @accountmadeforants Graduate is taken from Idol Groups, which usually means "advancing their careers." The giant lady had to stop streaming because she got a severe back problem and graduated to making games. Mumei had to quit because she got a throat problem that her doctors refused to help her on, and she hopefully will get somewhere in teh future.
DigitalSeahorse: knife guy can't sit
 betweenmyself: knife man lacks crouch capability
 RedAlexxis: looks like Mr Stab doesn't know how to sit down
 JadedCynic: not the best english localization...
DigitalSeahorse: now what?
PopeWorldbuild: The stabsmen are foiled by branches
KeytarCat: Did rolling while crouched get you stuck??
DigitalSeahorse: woot
 OldUncleDan: T-Less.  No relation to T-Pain.
 BusTed: ah, korean dev
offbeatwitch: that track upwards was so good
tailsteak: A game where you had to learn new and different movement techs to get around an ever-increasing and ever-complicating array of invisible walls and kill fields.
 KakuEpsilon: Hear T-Less is what we did to get rid of Toxic Masculinity.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: her walk cycle has some cook footwork
 goombalax: house belonging to The Robert
 JadedCynic: *cool
 betweenmyself: “Delivery from the repair shop” followed by severe screen warping after the six balloons of <redacted> she was smuggling in her stomach burst
DigitalSeahorse: that fire needs a grill or gate
 RetroHibiscus: Lies of T
DigitalSeahorse: or stove door
 MAPBoardgames: Google translate working overtime here
 TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: what kind of fool would build a robot you couldn't fuck
DrLigmaPhD: Wait
 bytecaster: "No sexy the robot" is the opposite message than two games prior.
 Phailhammer: Well, then what's the point?
DigitalSeahorse: 
DrLigmaPhD: I will absolutely fuck the android, Tasha Yar was right
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
 OldUncleDan: My cat bites the nose somethimes.
 OldUncleDan: sometimes
 Phailhammer: @drligmaphd 
 vinewood_og: "Don't date robots!" Yeah I remember the campus IT seminar about file sharing.
DigitalSeahorse: we own nothing
 JadedCynic: "...in one well made scene..."   I DISAGREE
 IanAllenBird: oh a goal! and a guide!
 Anaerin: "Stink and eyes that shined brightly" What?
  Foxmar320: To there where? I forgot
 betweenmyself: Can’t be a robot…  Not enough visible butt cleavage jiggling about
 Dromos_GHG: its an echo
 KakuEpsilon: I feel like our protagonist in this has more cake than Sigma lady
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Alley of Memory is the best spot for bowling in town
 DeM0nFiRe: 
   Anubis169: LOL
  Foxmar320: Prech it G
DaxStrife: 100%
 TheDevil_Risen: LOVE it G
 JadedCynic: @Foxmar320 To the alley of memory...but I don't know HOW to get there, or what we'll do when we get there
 sephyhallow: I keep all my memories in an alley, alongside the dumpsters
offbeatwitch: mysterious wall
 baltimore_667083: hit the nail on the head
 lamina5432: or toile charge 1 dollar
DrLigmaPhD: So there are evil machines but we're in a vaguely medievalist setting... Ain't there a Marvel story like this with a DILFy Spider-Man?
 Dromos_GHG: Once more for those in the back
Angreed66: unless they are free maybe
 bubba0077: 🙌
 MAPBoardgames: Yup. sure is a wall
Laserbeaks_Fury: Through A Wall, Suddenly
 betweenmyself: SURPRISE WALL
 Anaerin: But you see Graham, my final grade is entirely dependent on the number of sales I make.
 JadedCynic: (I feel like the student specializes on modelling and not ANYTHING ELSE)
 L0rdX33n: counterpoint… Dresden Files?
DigitalSeahorse: the line led us there
 SquareDotCube: I don't think people outside of North America and Europe are that aware of itchio, unfortunately
thavleifrim: a wall, suddenly sounds like an unset magic card
DigitalSeahorse: oof
 MAPBoardgames: New wall just dropped
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: All in all
  Foxmar320: Time for bed I guess
 Strebenherz: Graham is upset, A WALL SUDDENLY
 Jethrain: ah, <Note 2>
 Akaiatana: Wall tuckered out
DaxStrife: Yo new wall just dropped. Okay, bedtime.
 betweenmyself: “I don’t think I can think anymore at this rate.” …  wut?
 bytecaster: That well was way too big
 TheDevil_Risen: hey did you see the new patch notes about the wall drop?
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KV1NN4: How much pizza-money did this student get?
 DeM0nFiRe: "Hey check out this wall" -- Music fans in 1979
DigitalSeahorse: F
 TheDevil_Risen: the wall is now 25% higher!
DaxStrife: Press F to pay bedspects.
 Strebenherz: also to say it again graham the friday nights have been fantastic.  y'all do great work
  Foxmar320: Personal Space
 JadedCynic: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileCharmingPheasantTTours-1EQSsJhlSY0-D54W
 Atarra: relatable protag. "run into a problem? ehh just. go home and take a nap."
DigitalSeahorse: bwah!
  Foxmar320:   
PopeWorldbuild: Get stabbed
DigitalSeahorse: stabby man was stabby fem I guess
 MurphEP: Cool~
 DiscordianTokkan: Cool~
offbeatwitch: Cool~
 ValTheDrake: would have been useful to know when you were being chased by stabmen in the woods
PopeWorldbuild: Walls
 Onisquirrel: good she got past her stabby phase
DigitalSeahorse: wait
ButButTheJesus: wuh
 betweenmyself: tonal shift after attempted stabbing
DigitalSeahorse: wat
  Foxmar320: ???
DigitalSeahorse: WAT even
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 MAPBoardgames: Well!
 Cptasparagus: oooh put a silencer on your knife
  Foxmar320: Lots of stabbing in this game
DrLigmaPhD: She's stancedd up like an off-duty Marine
 Megaparsec256: i gotta say the loading screen tip about silenced weapons is really incongruous with... all of the rest of it
DigitalSeahorse:  
 NullColaShip: Hear T less, ok...
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if this is riffing off of A Plague Tale
KeytarCat: "A silencer equipped weapon..."  Wtf
KV1NN4: maybe the protag doesn't know she's not human but is actually a demon or robot?
 Anaerin: So first it was Gratuitous Panty Shots the game, now we have Vignettes: The game.
 Musicsquid: Can’t believe this costs 80 bucks on the Switch 2 /s
 Drakas: what is this, medieval twin peaks
Angreed66: petition with a knife pehaps
 darkcyril: "Rose of Liberty" implies a certain lack thereof.
DigitalSeahorse: "Your game must have at least 2 minutes of playtime between start to finish."
offbeatwitch: hey bud
  Foxmar320: Cute!!!
offbeatwitch: it's steampunk
 gnyrinn: I can very well picture a rose of fraternity and of equality, but a rose of liberty is tricky.
DigitalSeahorse: randomly robot
 Anaerin: Gears? Of War?
DrLigmaPhD: @Drakas Why did my mind flash to the Scooby-Doo gag on that instad of just the real thing?
DigitalSeahorse: cute but why?
 darkcyril: Are the robots the Heartless? Did we solve Kingdom Hearts?
 MAPBoardgames: Umm..
DigitalSeahorse: because cute!
an_archist2: GUN
 KakuEpsilon: But graham, threads is out of business l like myspace
 MAPBoardgames: This game has more layers than expected
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Was not expecting GUN
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Anaerin: Handgun, Sniper and SUIT?
 Musicsquid: Picks up gun, Vtuber music immediately starts up
DrLigmaPhD: Little Red Dead Hoodemption
 JadedCynic: the timeline in this alternate universe is more than a little....muddled
 BtEtta: go to the outsdie
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, one of those T models
 Cptasparagus: no puffy coat 0/10
 NullColaShip: Does the silencer convert the weapon to fire bulles, so that you can hear T less when you fire?
 incredulouspasserby: The best holster: levitation
DigitalSeahorse: I'll admit I'm more invested in this one than the top down one at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: the T-1
frank_the_great: Big iron on her hip
 Anaerin: It's a revolving musket, clearly.
wolfskull7: Is that the sales pitch for the game on steam... 'wait, there's more'... "p
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell the N in that font is going a bit hard on the stroke weight. \ew Quest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cleck
offbeatwitch: You're that criminal?
 MAPBoardgames: Hey. you wanna have that knife fight again? I have a gun now.
 MurphEP: ope
 MAPBoardgames: Robbin' hoods
 Onisquirrel: robin hood and his merry men!
 Megaparsec256: ah it's a robin hood
 Anaerin: The Merry Men are about to have a dance-off.
KV1NN4: Defeat her Merry Robbin' Men
DigitalSeahorse: nah I think I'll be uncooperatively cooperative
 Musicsquid: Several Robin’s Hood’s
  Foxmar320: Nice
 MurphEP: Cool~
DrLigmaPhD: Oh I get it, this is Innistrad if the humans updated their weapons technology
 BtEtta: This woman is giving very mixed signals.
 MAPBoardgames: Why is half your pant-leg gone?
 DeM0nFiRe: Is that guy made of plastic
 Megaparsec256: @DeM0nFiRe i mean there's not-robots so maybe
twistedsylvan: What's up with St. Thomas Moore taking a deuce on the right there?
  Foxmar320: Not the HOA?!?!
 Angnor33: Wait, is taht Q in the background?
 MAPBoardgames: We've tried to kill you, twice. Wanna team up?
shushu2539: New Quest: reconsider your life choices and think about what made you play this game
 Megaparsec256: the only reason the protag knows anything about you is because you. keep. telling. her.
 matthaus_c: this is totally like Fallout New Vegas
  Foxmar320: wat
offbeatwitch: weirdest recruitment ever
 TheDevil_Risen: NEITHER DO I!
Bionull: Says the man intentionally playing bad games
 TheDevil_Risen: 
nicholasmc1: i love the student game problem of every artist having a different style and not communicating
 Megaparsec256: i love that assassinate and interact are the same button
 BtEtta: It took a while this week but we eventually found content.
Ashmantle: 
 matthaus_c: thanks for the ass and... the ass
  Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream Alex and G
 sithenin: I just saw the dropout guys are doing an RPG  collab with WWE wrestlers.
 lamina5432: gnight
 JKBalch: geez
 Strebenherz: y'all got some garbage tonight
  Foxmar320: 
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 WearingCats_CwC: bai
 TheDevil_Risen: peace!!!
shushu2539:  
KV1NN4:   
DigitalSeahorse:  tiny mans
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
 TheAinMAP:  
DoodlestheGreat: PRETZELS!
 definenull: the tiny hammer! 
DigitalSeahorse: great idea!
 MAPBoardgames: In case of 7, break glass
 vinewood_og: Propmaster.
 LordZarano: Erika! 
 TheAinMAP: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
DigitalSeahorse: so atomic
DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks G and Alex, have a good night!
ButButTheJesus: thamk4strem
DigitalSeahorse:  
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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 Strebenherz: !next
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