Tarkir: Dragonstorm Drafternoon || LRRMTG

Earthenone: drafternoon? bah gawd does that mean its a james turner stream?!
  Juliamon: isn't that usually the title anyway?
  Foxmar320: 
Earthenone: i think i have only seen james, and posibly cori? do that title
  Juliamon: 
 lirazel64: Oops all Dragons time.
   LoadingReadyRun: I've used it too 
FoxesinBoxes92: Good afternoon everyone! Hope yall are having a good one!
  Foxmar320:  music to vibe to
 Brozard: Are we Marduing it?
itookthisnamenotyou: Hello!
  Foxmar320: 
Jundinator: Whoo
Jundinator: LRRMTG TIME
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 Gaz_L: hello Graham and chat
Jundinator: Tooo bad nobody is doing clan sealed
Jundinator: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the rund
 crazycommie87: Oh Magic, not Macic XD
hiFunko: time to Mardu it to ‘em
 crazycommie87: I thought it was a new tabletop game or something from the notification XD
 Gaz_L: i have basically gone 0 and 3 in every Limited event i've tried so far 
 lirazel64: I'm a Temur girl, myself.
 crazycommie87: It's been too long since I have played Magic, but life keeps throwing me curve balls so to speak. I miss going to my LGS, don't have time anymore 
  Foxmar320: Same, it's been almost ten years since I played. LGS closed and life got expensive.
Flyingdelorion:   
Lordofironstorm: Time to force Bant
 baltimore_667083: hi graham!
Jundinator: Hi Graham
  Foxmar320: Hello Dr. G
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 bytecaster: Hello Graham!
 Wiliart: Heyllo there
Jundinator: We clan sealeding it?
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 Gaz_L: hello Graham and co-host greenscreen fox plushie
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 Gaz_L: a kingdom of cards
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Earthenone: so i was right about james!
Earthenone: 
  Foxmar320: Graham can simply be himself
Flyingdelorion: Hello me!
hiFunko: James is a myth told to children who won’t finish their icecream
 Gaz_L: swap out for each pick in the draft 
jwholla: I'm excited to find out who wins control of yellow jacket
 Diabore: temur lets go!
Lordofironstorm: Force Jund
 Brozard: Yeah! I got the draft token on sale today, was gonna do the premiere draft
Jundinator: Sealed?
EmmaPartlow: Don't you mean Markov Manor
 Diabore: i force temur!
Spades_Slicc: What absolute sicko would open traditional sealed for tarkir?
  Foxmar320: Hey James
 Gaz_L: Jump In? (it's been updated for Tarkir)
 Gekyouryuu: Normal sealed with no seeded pack
Jundinator: Oh new jump in
Flyingdelorion: Hello mister Turner
 BrowneePointz: The worst clan at the top!
 BrowneePointz: I only say this to hurt James
Lordofironstorm: Just Mardu it
hiFunko: ez 7 wins let’s go
EmmaPartlow: CHICKEN
Lordofironstorm: Are you kidding me
  Juliamon: Graham is Ugin's favourite
Flyingdelorion: Bingo!
Jundinator: Not quite CoCo
 couchboyj: Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, EUGEEEEEENE
 BrowneePointz: So Graham has now opened a theoretical $300 worth of Ugins
Lordofironstorm: That's like 5 on color rares and Eugene?
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Lordofironstorm: Lucky!
 BrowneePointz: what does your fixin look like? can ya splash em?
 Gaz_L: i just click on everything with the watermark for the clan i want 
 Brozard: Chicken Jockey!
 Gaz_L: one time Skullclamp, as a treat
DAC169: you got UGIN?! 
 BrowneePointz: ermagerd stermbrerd!
 BrowneePointz: Arbitrarily? Sir he's the oldest planeswalker in existence
 BrowneePointz: he's PROPERLY powerful
 Wiliart: Do you have any artifacts? For ugin synergy?
 Gaz_L: the ult feels like it's gross in Eldrazi kindred, tho
 Diabore: magic exists outside of content?
 Julian_Rogue: the ultimate is useless but gain 3 draw a card is a lot in limited
 BrowneePointz: and mana crypt
  Juliamon: The ult is "who cares, you'll win before you get there"
JinaMahavira: narrow
 couchboyj: With Eugene you probably want every piece of removal you can run
Jundinator: Most mediocre
DAC169: situational?
 Gaz_L: but what if i wanna play Zhulodok and cast my entire deck, @Juliamon, hmm? 
 BrowneePointz: one shot skullclamp
jwholla: monastery messenger might not be worth it without blue mana
Jundinator: It's a one time skullclamp
 Gaz_L: bone breath is kind of meh, yeah
Jundinator: No
Cptasparagus: on top is not as good
 Gaz_L: maybe cut one each of the 3 ofs?
 Gekyouryuu: Silly idea: a piece of equipment that makes your creature unblockable by larger creatures: Skulk lamp
Jundinator: ^
hiFunko: So good with mobilise
hiFunko: Sharpshooter isn't doing much right
hiFunko: oh nevermind
hiFunko: I thought that was spells
 Gaz_L: nah it's Impact Tremors on a guy
theGuardianOtter: happy drafternoon
Lordofironstorm: That's Devoted Duelist that does spells
Cptasparagus: draw in the omen is super good tho
 couchboyj: Cantrips draw to Ugin
 LurkerSpine: maybe a tactician?
theGuardianOtter: oh hello ugin
Jundinator: I think 41 card special
 Akaiatana: Cut Ugin, he's not in our colours 
hiFunko: that's just almost free when mobilise units are left over
theGuardianOtter: are we married to the bearer?
Jundinator: Amy says 41 is fine
Uniclonus: Show courage, cut a land
 Bruceski: Other than Zurgo how much token generation are we sitting on? That's key for the tactician
 Gaz_L: the Nightblade is a good fun target for the Siegebreaker, i think
hiFunko: ashley, bearer of baked goods
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun right, stop by the store today, its stonks
Jundinator: STONKS ALERT
 Diabore: draft token
 Gaz_L: eh, Tarkir special, start on 2 lands and 22 life
 Bugberry: discount draft token was a nice surprise
itookthisnamenotyou: I was playing turbofog in standard and didn't realize they had that card 
Spades_Slicc: queue "Graham Stark has logged in on another device" 
 BrowneePointz: The red one is PROBABLY more busted but the white one is better in draft probably
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Jundinator: RAID
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OlefinTheHusky: Ooh, LRR is great cancon
moretalk:    
theGuardianOtter: holy moly
thejodylang: pew pew pew
theGuardianOtter: thats a big raid
thejodylang: raid 
steve_boots: Doing good! How're you guys?
 Bugberry: "draw your pathetic card"
steve_boots: Haha nothin' good
DerekJinx: we submitted to zorg
128Grazer: we're submitting to zorg
the_lady_bishop: *SUBMIT TO ZORG*
Sethewain: Jugmeet has once more disappointed
PandaFemboy: Submit to zorg
fedor_gordeve: hey nardware was great
johnyliltoe: Good vibes from one party, absolutely terrible vibes from the others.
badger_queen_4ever: Boots crew have arrived!!
steve_boots: Carney crushed it
 NornsFelidar: hellooo
steve_boots: 500 seats
JessDarkSun: Carney's was great
thejodylang: PP ne was not worth it
badger_queen_4ever: Carney did crush it!
salmonfry: we are still waiting on the Jagmeet on stream.
OlefinTheHusky: The hip flip vibe check was passed
curbcuts: Singh is skippable.
Spades_Slicc: LRR has their own Justin Mcelroy?
NodRog__: how!?!
Jundinator: Nardware?
NodRog__: that’s impossible
OlefinTheHusky: Nardwaur
 Akaiatana: Canadian federal politics is weird for me. I see Singh at the grocery store sometimes.
 Gaz_L: not watching much music, or not watching MuchMusic?
Spades_Slicc: The Provincial Mcelroy
johnyliltoe: I clearly did not watch enough MM because today what my Nardwuar introduction.
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EvilBadman: One wonder what esoteric gifts Nardwuar will get them
 TheAwkes: I was a young person who barely watched Much in the 90s, and I know who Narduar is.
NodRog__: doot dootle doot doot
theGuardianOtter: almost
squade: I'm Canadian, I never watched much Music in the 90s and i still know who Nardwar is
 Bugberry: time to get "desperate"
Spades_Slicc: You could wail and measures to kill their 7/7 (if they block/attack with it)
Flamennight: I really love the goose dragon
 Akaiatana: They're double-teeming us
 Gekyouryuu: Tarkir Draft-n'-sealed
 KingOfDoma: Nardwuar is a legend
 Gaz_L: ol Dusty
theGuardianOtter: that might be the better option
theGuardianOtter: and things are definitely getting desperate
 Diabore: blue is really good at 2 mana
 KingOfDoma: I honestly think the only person that rivals Nardwuar's respect in the music industry is Weird Al
toast3dsmore: Ohhhh noooo
Flamennight: Either the black dragonstorm is really good with the bounce kirin
 NornsFelidar: well the set is called dragonstorm, not tarkir mobilised or something
 Bugberry: both players at 20 life too.
 Diabore: some heads up hockey from op
 Diabore: kills marshal almost certainly
 LurkerSpine: drawing cards is fun
 Gaz_L: Ugin to nuke the Marshal and draw a card?
Lordofironstorm: Never go full Borat
 Wiliart: Ugin might just say, gain 10 life.
 Gaz_L: i've spent 7 to do less
 Diabore: kind of has to be marshal
 Diabore: i dont think we do, but we got some good blocks
Lordofironstorm: Now they play their Ugin
 Diabore: ugin being a removal, draw, and gain 24 is fine
 Gaz_L: i mean, that kind of gains you like 20 life if they do it
 Diabore: i like what james said
 Akaiatana: This whale only knows violence
Cptasparagus: *casts an Ugin* "this format is fun"
 Diabore: hover ops cards too, dont give them an inch
EvilBadman: My Caesar commander is getting so many Mardu toys
 Diabore: i would
 BrowneePointz: I hope Final Fantasy and Edge of Eternities are this good
 Mr_Horrible: *in the pocket of Big Ugin* "Man I love tarkir" 
 Gaz_L: who up holdin' they dragons
theGuardianOtter: kill that endure guy now before it endures
Flamennight: For being a mythic rare, I've seen quite a few ugin's in sealed so far
 EOstby: Some day, we too shall know fight.
Flamennight: None in my own pool of course
theGuardianOtter: i like your 7 mana phryrexian arena
theGuardianOtter: god thats so many 2/2s
 Dog_of_Myth: 500 P1P1 Mardu Siegebreaker is pretty good
 Diabore: hey victor
 Bugberry: My first Sealed game someone played her.
Lordofironstorm: Almost like Planeswalkers are good in limited
 Diabore: right graham, i want to share, i had a filthy sealed with 2 of the temur saga and 2 marang river prowlers
 Gaz_L: turns out an Annointed Procession that can make 2 tokens a turn by itself is good
 Diabore: regent*
Thadrin46: I opened an Elspeth. Cant wait to try her in my monowhite soldiers commander deck.
 Dog_of_Myth: Played against someone in sealed who had Elspeth. Couldn't remove here and just got out valued.
 Dog_of_Myth: *her
theGuardianOtter: id say pop it
 Bruceski: I think in Limited Elsbeth might be more powerful than Ugin since there's a lot more mobilize and such for her to combo off of. Both are "win the game" strong tho
Cptasparagus: kill it, the other dragon can be traded for with 1 creature
hiFunko: much rather that sword on something without vigilance
 Gaz_L: i turned down someone at my LGS who was selling an Elspeth he opened in his pre-release and i'm regretting it now
 Gaz_L: for all those Eldrazi you have 
theGuardianOtter: oh shoot
theGuardianOtter: thats a good hit
 Diabore: flunge with wail back up?
 BrowneePointz: Mana crypt
theGuardianOtter: 2ce
itookthisnamenotyou: Came back to see you bullying people with ugin
 EOstby: You can use Ugin for mana if you need it.
Cptasparagus: !card Wail of War
  LRRbot: Wail of War [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures target opponent controls get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
OhItsGed: Ugin makes mana, guys!
 Gaz_L: i mean, you could also have 0'ed Ugin for mana?
theGuardianOtter: plus all the blood artist triggers if they kill stuff
Lordofironstorm: Lmaoooooo
 Gaz_L: they saw the line!
toast3dsmore: 
 nymistrya: I just got here. This is limited right? Because 40 life seems wild
theGuardianOtter: squirrliana
 idontgetmyrealname: I too shall be doing mardu sealed
theGuardianOtter: so jealous of those sleeves
 g0blinslide: Yessss.... The unsleeved beat up card back is the best for limited.
 Diabore: yeah dwayne left yesterday
 Bruceski: It made my eyes ache
 Diabore: i did not pay on april fools, because i hated that
 Diabore: play*
 Akaiatana: Congrats. You Heavily Played Yourself.
 g0blinslide: I would pay for that more than any of the hologram treatment.
 Bruceski: Cute idea, but I lost all ability to read cards and I wish we could've turned it off
 Diabore: graham, i had a filthy sealed with 2 of the temur saga and 2 of the marang river regents the other day
toast3dsmore: Extremely rude turn 2 on their part smh
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 bondeulv: draft fun? looking forward to our first FNM draft of this format
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 GredGredmansson: I LOVE THIS OPPONEN
 Bugberry: This map heavily reminds me of scenes from Last Airbender.
 Akaiatana: Nelson's mana pool was like this, I saw the other day
 Gaz_L: Sealedternoon
 Bugberry: I also mix my basics sometimes, too many good ones to choose from.
davo2544: what 4 drop
hiFunko: I love this card with mobilise rolling
itookthisnamenotyou: Zurgo also seems insane
davo2544: the stormsinger is so grosseven outside of mardu
 Bruceski: I've been using the Unfinity planet lands but mix up the forests and islands a bit to easily so I replaced half my land defaults with the dragon eyes
 Bugberry: This opponent is feeling my Abzan woes.
 Akaiatana: This Creature is a Far//Too
theGuardianOtter: that cards messed up
Flamennight: Was this a draft or sealed pool?
theGuardianOtter: uh oh blockies
theGuardianOtter: OH
PorpoisesUnknown: Hello Mr. Stark Hello Turner-Around. Hello fellow chatters!
Vampyre_Lord: is sealed still using seeded packs?
toast3dsmore: OH NO
 Mr_Horrible: hey wait this format sucks
as_ever_ellesandra: @vampyre_lord yes
Vampyre_Lord: cool
theGuardianOtter: time to leave james
 Mr_Horrible: seems like a tall ask
 Bugberry: just hope you draw Ugin
toast3dsmore: i miss the ugin card draw 
PorpoisesUnknown: What a top deck
theGuardianOtter: if only it hit planeswalkers
 Mr_Horrible: but think of all the cards we get to draw
Flamennight: GOOSE
 NornsFelidar: vaaaalue
theGuardianOtter: that elspeth is doing so much heavy lifting right now
PorpoisesUnknown: Turns out value engines that generate multiple creatures a turn are good
theGuardianOtter: if we play the dragon, it just dies next turn, right?
theGuardianOtter: oh
theGuardianOtter: ohhh
theGuardianOtter: did not realize it was -3
theGuardianOtter: seems good
Vampyre_Lord: i went to 2 pre releases. one on friday one on sunday. my LGS went through so much product by sunday they only had enough kits for 20 (it was 3 of each and 5 extra jeskai), and had to give out IOUs for prize packs
 Mr_Horrible: if the dragon is a removal spell that gains us 5, I'm pretty okay with that
theGuardianOtter: sick mardu lifegain dedk
theGuardianOtter: deck
Flamennight: hardened tactician has drawn so many cards
PorpoisesUnknown: Top deck Eugine one time
EvilBadman: No, we cut the one modal we had with enc removal
Bacon_Trail: Graham opened Ugin again??
theGuardianOtter: ugin might be the only out
 Mr_Horrible: "What if I made 2 blockers every turn while gaining loyalty?"
 Mr_Horrible: Eslpeth with those white woman normals
PorpoisesUnknown: Thats a tough surveil
Earthenone: not ugin, ship it?
Lordofironstorm: You don't have any ETBs to abuse with it
theGuardianOtter: we can get it back later with wail
Flamennight: tragic
theGuardianOtter: whats elspeth's 0?
mull_to_zero: i guess it would have made a bunch more creature ETB triggers
PorpoisesUnknown: all lands is brutal
 Mr_Horrible: drawing a ton of extra cards and seeing very little gas from it is also just some bad beats
 Brozard: so floppy
Flamennight: @theGuardianOtter counter all creatures. They gain flying until next turn
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm sorry did you say EACH Mr. Stark?
theGuardianOtter: our card draw!
Vampyre_Lord: yes EACH
itookthisnamenotyou: On the bright side you won't be able to draw lands soon :]
 Mr_Horrible: "We made Gideon Ally of Zendikar comically better"
 LurkerSpine: oppo being greedy
theGuardianOtter: god please, one time ugin
 idontgetmyrealname: my reaction to elspeth: Yay fewer planeswalkers! OH SHIT monkeypaw wish!
theGuardianOtter: kill big turts?
itookthisnamenotyou: Basically Ugin or bust?
 Diabore: much more, they get more power the turn after
theGuardianOtter: true
PorpoisesUnknown: this game stalled out in a way I wouldn't have forseen
cjtree: getting 3 creatures somehow
itookthisnamenotyou: 4 lands left
theGuardianOtter: 4/14 cards
toast3dsmore: Oops! all land draws
 Akaiatana: That Human and not the Turtle Beside Them is doing work.
 JKBalch: 4 of 14 left geez
theGuardianOtter: i wish we could see how far down ugin was
 LurkerSpine: the planeswalkers from this set are bonkers
 Brozard: yikes
 Jethrain: elspeth seems to always be a massive problem when she shows up in a set
 Mr_Horrible: ironically if we had drawn hotter than 0 Kelvin the Eslpeth probably wasn't a real problem
itookthisnamenotyou: if it wasn't counters it would be more acceptable
 JKBalch: It would have been fairer if it was +1/+1 but no counter
blackroseimmortal7: close one
Papperslappen: are there any ”kill all small creatures” in black in this format?
 Mr_Horrible: there's also a dragon omen that could do it
Earthenone: those who live by the busted planswalker die by the buster planeswalker
theGuardianOtter: theres a dragon that can give -x/-x
 Akaiatana: The whale eats all the krill
 Mr_Horrible: -x/-x to non-dragons for xbb
 Bruceski: The War Whale
Spades_Slicc: Yeah they made black sun's zenith an omen
theGuardianOtter: its absurd
theGuardianOtter: and then its just a 4/4 flyer for 4 with ward
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey boss I heard you needed me? I'm not late am I?"
 BrowneePointz: and a Sultai 8 mana Wrath
 Mr_Horrible: we're garnishing Ugin's wages for the next 6 months
theGuardianOtter: its absurd
theGuardianOtter: i said that already whoops
 BrowneePointz: yep XBB Omen
theGuardianOtter: night braid bligade
theGuardianOtter: is it time for a skirmish?
 Akaiatana: Do we kill the Shiba Oh No?
 Akaiatana: Skull clamp at home!
theGuardianOtter: god mardu is so good in this set
theGuardianOtter: uh oh
theGuardianOtter: i am anticipating scoop
frozenphoenix7: I believe it's nonland permanent
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 Mr_Horrible: I believe it would also be rude to
 Bruceski: Uwugin
 Gaz_L: the six fingered dragon
 Mr_Horrible: oh no it was a 3-for-1
theGuardianOtter: WOW
Spades_Slicc: OP could smell the Ugin
 Mr_Horrible: however shall we cope
theGuardianOtter: RUDE
 Akaiatana: Osseous Exhale sounds like a great name for a Rock singer.
fourtoedsloth: You can also pump
theGuardianOtter: pump it up
 Mr_Horrible: Sure is Ugin in here
Spades_Slicc: Any other vorthos in chat?
Staryx__: Gotta Mardu it to 'em
supahmanv2: THAT WAS ME and i am very unhappy that i didn't draw my lands
toast3dsmore: 
 BrowneePointz: yea the only other Wrath Graham issss
 BrowneePointz: !card Death Begets Life
  LRRbot: Death Begets Life [5BGU] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures and enchantments. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way.
supahmanv2: tyty good luck to you too
theGuardianOtter: the tarkir opening
DAC169: well that was a fast match. I go to grab my lunch from the microwave before the match was found & I come back to the end 
DrLigmaPhD: The gerberblin
 bondeulv: !card wall of war
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
toast3dsmore: !card wail of war
  LRRbot: Wail of War [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures target opponent controls get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
 bondeulv: ah, wail
 NornsFelidar: come play my game. exhale exhale exhale
 bondeulv: I was like, is that a wall in their hand, in their mardu deck?
theGuardianOtter: ooh babyt
 BrowneePointz: Or, hear me out Graham, Leave Me Breathless by the Corrs
 BrowneePointz: wow I feel old
 Bugberry: I think it just dies too quickly, or they get pressured too much so the life lose isn't worth it.
toast3dsmore: i’m still waiting for the Mardu basket case by green day cover
toast3dsmore: someone’ll make it one day 
theGuardianOtter: kathleen!
toast3dsmore: it’s always the spirits!
 ReachW: Hi KAthleen!
theGuardianOtter: ugin can deal with it
DrLigmaPhD: Ugin is always the answer
 Bugberry: swiss army ugin
 Mr_Horrible: it takes fewer muscles than frowning at death
 NornsFelidar: coincidentally ugin is also the cause. like alcohol
theGuardianOtter: they dont even come back with finality counters
 Akaiatana: Smile at Elspeth.
 ReachW: Hi Cam!
theGuardianOtter: god
toast3dsmore: cam!!!!!
DAC169: hi Cam! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ain't no party like a Mardu party
theGuardianOtter: cameron!
theGuardianOtter: rare sighting
 GredGredmansson: !card host of the hereafter
  LRRbot: Host of the Hereafter [2BG] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [2/2] | This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put its counters on up to one target creature you control.
EvilBadman: Gary Coldman
 narset6691: gotta kill hte lifelinker
theGuardianOtter: slamma jamma
theGuardianOtter: oh no
theGuardianOtter: this feels winnable
 Akaiatana: Dragon Spray, in a can
PorpoisesUnknown: and an Ugin we're top decking next turn
toast3dsmore: Ugin’s always on top, 30% of the time
Earthenone: !findquote six pack
 narset6691: or a fight spell or a bite spell
theGuardianOtter: gotta try
Flamennight: oh no, Math!
 brainbosh: Blocking it turns it off for a turn?
Chichen: The counters move which is scary
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theGuardianOtter: if he ever shows up
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: \o/
 ReachW: gg
theGuardianOtter: NICE
toast3dsmore: GG! 
Earthenone: !break
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theGuardianOtter: the switchup!
Earthenone: its goth'o'clock somewhere
toast3dsmore: the Raucous Theater kids crew 
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 Brozard: Mic 5!
 Diabore: muted
 Jethrain: Muted
 BrookJustBones: Mic 5
 TheWriterAleph: helloooo
 ReachW: Dang
 KaleidoscopeMind: the funniest joke
Lordofironstorm: Wow Graham and James look different
 TheWriterAleph: BAAAHAHAHA
 micalovits: Damn, what a good pun!
 draftsynthesis: wow and fomo isn’t even in this set
chaostreader: well. I just lost a game to someone bringing back the 1/1 vigilance deathtouch reach creature with indestructible and hexproof.
Lordofironstorm: So they pulled an Ugin
ThorOfKenya: Chicken Attack!
 bytecaster: We wailing in here?
DAC169: Whale of War 
 Jethrain: As is tradition
Staryx__: Only thing missing is that 0/4 with Vigi and Mobilize 3. Love that Venerated Stormsinger
Chichen: I pulled a Eugene from my prerelease prize packs
Earthenone: you could measure the token for a free pot of greed
 Bugberry: slowing their lands this early can be good though
 narset6691: id attack with both
Spades_Slicc: I'd hold the brigade back
 Lord_Hosk: I played earlier and lost two matches in a row against "oooops all removal" decks. they each played nothing but land and removal for the first 8-9 turns.
everythingspellslinging: hello friends! Daniel here  how are we doing? ^^
toast3dsmore: i’m a little iffy on the monument artifacts, none of them seemed too crazy useful at first glance
 LurkerSpine: could also kill the cat
 definenull: Back to the Ugin waiting room
 narset6691: you risk dying to the dragon next turn then
 NornsFelidar: don't forget that removal costs more against dragons
DAC169:  
jamwno: dragons prey costs more vs their dragon
 TheWooglie: ^^
 narset6691: yea too late now
 bytecaster: Victor is nice to put under siegbreaker, make the siegebreaker indestructable each turn right?
 definenull: Welp
 bytecaster: Never underestimate some wee dragonauts
 narset6691: woah
 Genasi_Gaming: kill it
 narset6691: thats a fumble
 ReachW: well that's an out
Spades_Slicc: OP fucked up
Spades_Slicc: just draw an untapped land
 definenull: 1 is not zero!
DAC169: now to draw a basic land 
 Shurtal: i just started a game with a 60 card deck, ended it with 105. Thanks Oracle of the Alpha!
perlvision: oh wow
Chichen: and we're so back
Chichen: EUGENE IN PLAY
 TheWooglie: what a comeback
 HoneyJack07:   
 NocturnalMissions: Eugene, the Stabilizer
keyboardmage: omg
 Genasi_Gaming: fleeting effigy kills us
Spades_Slicc: So weird that Wizards printed a card that just says "You win the game" 5 times
FPSteno: wait did they not dragons claw for the win?
 bytecaster: Chicken time!
 Genasi_Gaming: nonon
 Genasi_Gaming: it doesnt get its atack trigger
Chichen: you dont get the mobilize
jamwno: surveil etb seems better
EvilBadman: Yeah but we do get menace
 bytecaster: I think the menace guy is good to put under the chicken
 Bugberry: with the Brigade you'd get the Surveil trigger each time.
 micalovits: The siege breaker is up to?
 bytecaster: That chicken is so good
 definenull: Now who's at one?
 Bruceski: Shoulda traded the elephant for the siegebreaker
DAC169: 
 xantos69: The mardu chicken seems real good
 waxmeltdown: 
Staryx__: Sad the Siegebreaker doesn't get mobilize triggers from the card under it.
Spades_Slicc: Thoughts on the Tarkir leg of the story?
 Bugberry: @Staryx__ that would probably cause copies of it to go infinite.
keyboardmage: fantastic hand
DAC169: Mardu Chocobo is great! 
GirlPainting: 11 hours and 35 min untill Friday Nights!
Staryx__: @Bugberry Oh yeah, makes sense.
 Bruceski: @GirlPainting uh, 24 hours
 micalovits: Its... Fixing ish
 ReachW: Sentinel gets a lot better when you have Eugene is all I know.
GirlPainting: Bruceski right....math is for blockers
Spades_Slicc: Are they sultai? or are they temur black?
 narset6691: its a solid uncommon
 xantos69: You are Mardu.  You never hold back
 Genasi_Gaming: the Mardu do not hold back
 Genasi_Gaming: it can be both lore and play advice
 NornsFelidar: snake is 4cmc
 micalovits: Rude
 Genasi_Gaming: remember to draw
 NornsFelidar: all this small print on those removal spells lol
 Bruceski: destroy target creature unless it's a day that ends in y
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun what do you personaly find more rude? A counterspell taking out your creature before it is summened, a removal spell killing it, an enchantment holding it captive, or an unsummon?
 narset6691: the set does seem absolutely overflowing with removal
everythingspellslinging: this really shows the Mardu’s and mardont’s of the format!
 xantos69: In my day we just cast Murder.  It killed everything and only cost 3.
 NornsFelidar: there IS a lot of removal in this set and it's AMAZING
 cadd42: Hardened tactician does so much work
 Genasi_Gaming: wail of war end of turn
 Genasi_Gaming: oh wait its 3
Spades_Slicc: and it gets you closer to ugin
 Gaz_L: sorry chat, i think i hate this format.  I've played like 9 events, both draft and Sealed on Arena.. my best record is 1-3
 Bruceski: Is Caustic a sorcery?
 Bruceski: oh wait other kill spell
 Bruceski: getting my removal mixed up
 NornsFelidar: caustic is instant
 Genasi_Gaming: cautic for emermouth seems fine
 Genasi_Gaming: we are gaining 5 next turn
 narset6691: caustic then wail
 Mr_Horrible: we're also getting 5 back off the twinmaw, so our life is a little bit more expendable
 narset6691: kill the dragon and the 2/1
 Jethrain: wail and caustic seems good here
 definenull: 5 life from stormbrood is significant
 BrowneePointz: I see wail of war, I HEAR Gyobu from Sekiro screaming
 Genasi_Gaming: you could get both dragons back
 NornsFelidar: or you could trade and pick both dragons!
 narset6691: caustic?
 Genasi_Gaming: big dragon start trundleing
GirlPainting: winning has been called!
 Mr_Horrible: zurgo also starts making those nightblades very dicey to let go unchecked
Spades_Slicc: What if you omened the defender?
Earthenone: lategame mardu aggro is just aristocrats 
 Genasi_Gaming: attack
Spades_Slicc: Ugin Mana achieved
 NornsFelidar: just remember that the little goblin doesn't count himself for damage he does
 Mr_Horrible: now, does headliner count itself? IIRC it does not?
 Mr_Horrible: ah, beat me to it
 TheAwkes: Headliner after the Mobilize triggers resolve, for that good good.
Spades_Slicc: Did they have 2 of the Reanimate + Removal cards?
 LurkerSpine: oh good that's warrior tokens
 Gaz_L: no
 Genasi_Gaming: it doesnot
 Mr_Horrible: it will not
DAC169: it does not
 brainbosh: Needed to sac it before the warriors died
 definenull: Good catch cam
 Mr_Horrible: there's always more warrior tokens
 Genasi_Gaming: very good catch not to punt it though
 Mr_Horrible: turns out, everyone is bad at magic
 Mr_Horrible: but we still tend to enjoy it
Earthenone: i wonder what the errors per second of my life are
 Mr_Horrible: I find the templating on dragonhunt interesting
 definenull: I'd argue magic is more enjoyable because we are bad at it
 Mr_Horrible: wondering if we'll see more of that going forward than just flat looting and then checking the card type
 definenull: Oofa
Lordofironstorm: Until it deals damage
Chichen: 
 definenull: Oh.
 cadd42: He has arrived
 Mr_Horrible: I'd swing first, imo
Lordofironstorm: Eugene, who Cannot be Effed
GirlPainting: Snackrefice denied
DrLigmaPhD: I'm just now realizing Isshin from Neon Dynasty LOVES mobilize
 Mr_Horrible: never thought Zurgo would be the unionization proselytizer
 narset6691: it is quite good, and yet it might be the worst ugin theyve pritned so far
 Mr_Horrible: but here we are
GirlPainting: will you do a story recap for tarkir like you two did for MoM?
 xantos69: I just picked up a copy of Ugin myself.  Slotting it into my turbo ramp CH deck.
Spades_Slicc: Honestly the story for dragonstorm was not great imo
 Mr_Horrible: as someone who enjoys horror, I am required to enjoy short fiction
 definenull: The clan side stories are sweet
 Mr_Horrible: since it's like 90% of the genre
Spades_Slicc: The reveal of what Jace and Vraska's plan actually was disappointed
 cadd42: What book did you write?
 BrowneePointz: this set was decent but yes too abbreviated
 micalovits: I would trade and make them have it
homeschoolprom: I can tell LOTR in 4 words: short kings keep winning
 definenull: OWIE
 GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc see at this point i'd be hard pressed to cakll it Vraska's plan
 RatherLargeToad: I thought the Aetherdrift story was really good.  Dragonstorm’s didn’t really have much meat on the bone
goldreaver: ugin is auto win in draft. Have played against him five times, drafted him zero
BismuthBorealis: I like ugin, first planeswalker I ever got (back in khans) but I'm dissapointed in the re-status quo'ing of lore that let him be around again
 Mr_Horrible: wait but we already trade with the guardian?
 GredGredmansson: yeah we already trade with the 5/4
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson Everything we've seen up to this leg of the story leads us to believe that Vraska at least knew every detail of the plan if she didn't help create it from whole cloth with Jace
 GredGredmansson: 6/5*
 definenull: Slow and patient, just like the mardu wanted
 Gaz_L: could block with the 3/3 and then pump
 narset6691: that doesnt save it
Spades_Slicc: You cannot save the storm brood
 Gaz_L: they mean save the 3/3
 GredGredmansson: we aren't buffing the dragon
 brainbosh: Confusing when you have both Storm-singer and Storm-brood
 Gaz_L: this has basically been my whole experience of playing this format
 definenull: Mardu is surprisingly grindy
 LurkerSpine: Wait how did Ugin die?
GirlPainting: thats the main problem with mardu. agro wheeny strats struggle in the long game
Spades_Slicc: !card dragonback assualt
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Spades_Slicc: !card dragonback ass
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BloodnBullets: Damn, OP has my prerelease pack, but their deck isnt fucking them.
 GredGredmansson: @LurkerSpine bunch of stuff attacking him
 NornsFelidar: @lurkerspine herd heirloom gives trample
GirlPainting: it slices, it dices
 LurkerSpine: @NornsFelidar ah thank you
 definenull: I had that card in my prerelease, my OP sided in all their counterspells just for it.
 BrowneePointz: Mythics be mythicing
 Gaz_L: oh, hey, Pheldagriff avatar, i just noticed
 xVoxtric: So I did 3 sealed and 4 drafts so far - it slaps everytime hot diggity I love tarkir
Chichen: aaaa
DrLigmaPhD: Ugin, not a dragon
Mindfire13: Luckily Ugin exiles
Chichen: at least with ugin we can exile
DrLigmaPhD: Why zombie hot?
 Bugberry: @DrLigmaPhD dead sexy
Earthenone: not just hot, drop dead gorgeous
 Gaz_L: zombie not hot, tho, their body heat all gone?
 JKBalch: but you can sac t prevent lifelink
DrLigmaPhD: Not that hot zombies are new, Varina is from 2018
 definenull: The spite sac
goldreaver: those lotus dancers good? They seemed mediocre. I want to draw my bombs not bin them
theGuardianOtter: i return
theGuardianOtter: how we doing
 Bugberry: @goldreaver you bin Harmonize and Renew cards. also, 6 toughness with Lifelink stabilizes you.
DAC169: in before the use another Snakeskin Veil on it
 GredGredmansson: also you can always fail to find for each color
theGuardianOtter: kotis is indestructable
DrLigmaPhD: No trade
 definenull: It's a good way to get renew stuff in your bin
 Bugberry: @theGuardianOtter indestructible doesn't stop Exile
 BrowneePointz: There's a little card called Buried Alive
theGuardianOtter: oh whoops
 GredGredmansson: @theGuardianOtter kotis also has a "combat damage to face" trigger
 BrowneePointz: it's kind of busted
SonofThoth: Get James back in here
 definenull: I don't want to jinx it, but hoof?
SonofThoth: Sorry to mistake the titles then Cam
theGuardianOtter: i thought this was lrrmtg
 GredGredmansson: battle chicken not now
Mindfire13: Should have let Kotis hit
 GredGredmansson: @theGuardianOtter it is
DrLigmaPhD: Phrasing?
theGuardianOtter: nevermind, my joke fell flat
 definenull: I don't think even Ugin can save this board, tbh
 Gaz_L: Craterhoof would be a mercy tbh
Manitu_25: so how do you like the limited format this time around?
 Lord_Hosk: wow... three cards into hand... 
 Lord_Hosk: I missread it too
 BrowneePointz: Kotis is just fulfilling the Sultai Legacy of both being a very good card while serving unreal amounts of Kvnt
Mindfire13: TBH I don't think you could have won even if you didn't focus on trying to play Ugin
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Correct
 definenull: 
theGuardianOtter: thats magic, baby
DAC169: 
kynelwynn: Now's a good ti-
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 ReachW: Hello Cam and Jamesleen!
 NornsFelidar: Kathleen you look different
theGuardianOtter: kathleen, you look different
 SolarBlitz1: What an intro
HesGotNoPants: Was James pooping?
EvilBadman: @HesGotNoPants username/chat combo
theGuardianOtter: @NornsFelidar jinx
Aceviru: Right on time
 Bugberry: now that was a caustic exhale
GirlPainting: How about historic?
 NornsFelidar: Cam you didn't need lands THAT bad did you?
theGuardianOtter: jess, guy
theGuardianOtter: Tea murr
Spades_Slicc: play jeskai green
Aceviru: Could've used that James luck last round.
 definenull: eugene! you've returned!
theGuardianOtter: eugene, welcome back
 SolarBlitz1: From what I remember of the Famjam, the Temur will give you a different clan
  Juliamon: A G A I N
 bytecaster: That is a wild pool
Spades_Slicc: And Surrak
theGuardianOtter: this looks filthy
 xVoxtric: seems dece
 Dog_of_Myth: Oops all Ugin
houssem037: @loadingreadyrun  Just passing by to thank you for making Friday night again all the eps were a blast to watch good job
Flyingdelorion: That Ugin is on the escalor again!
 bytecaster: Ugin especially good in Temur because, Temur wants to ramp
 Bugberry: Temur Ramp baby
 MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Two Eshkis and an Ugin back in college
 Forlorgen: That Ugin is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!
 xVoxtric: Temur could splash black for that Snake tbh
 definenull: those are all playable\
Aceviru: Mull to eugine and let James carry
EvilBadman: all but one rare
 NornsFelidar: oh my god why can't I open anything remotely close to this
fourtoedsloth: Eshki is also pretty ridiculous
 bytecaster: Dual wielding Eshki
 ReachW: Eshkis Akimbo
 bytecaster: Procession to return Eshki
 NornsFelidar: Surrak
fourtoedsloth: Achievement: cast a 0 mana Ugin with Battlecrier
 definenull: i feel like black is splashable
 bytecaster: That card reads mill 2 Eshki
theGuardianOtter: green dragonstorm seems ok
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 NornsFelidar: rejuvenator doesn't need you to mill
 bytecaster: I enjoyed green dragon storm
patrick_stonecrusher: Temur is ok with mill
 Bugberry: ramp, then ramp more when playing dragons
 bytecaster: Green dragon storm ramps us towards ugin
DAC169: gets lands out of your library
 NornsFelidar: sync charge is good
 Bugberry: Sync charge is basically Travel Prep
 MrPipboy3000: With enough harmoize cards, the rejuvinator gets out of hand
theGuardianOtter: mono green temur
 MrPipboy3000: nevermind, thining of a different card
theGuardianOtter: lets check blue
 Bugberry: doesn't james hate 3 mana 4/2s? Or was that another statline?
EvilBadman: Yeah your red is def weakest
GirlPainting: You got a tea spaner in the office?
GirlPainting: spawner
 definenull: devotee maybe?
theGuardianOtter: rebuff?
 SolarBlitz1: Iceridge is real good
Lordofironstorm: Rebuff is useful, I've found
fourtoedsloth: rebuff, serpent, not a ton else
theGuardianOtter: big serpent is deece
patrick_stonecrusher: Is white dragon worth just for the red omen?
 definenull: snek \o/
Lordofironstorm: ANOTHER Ugin?!
Lordofironstorm: Holy cow the luck
 Bugberry: just make sure you don't die early.
gamerboyonline: need cheap spells for eshhki
patrick_stonecrusher: Wanna get the Temur monument for curve and colorless?
 definenull: perfect curve
 Bugberry: Eshki also works well with Harmonize, as you can recast those cheaply.
theGuardianOtter: maybe we dont splash black?
theGuardianOtter: we have the monument
 definenull: i like the temur monument
 Bugberry: 7 mana remove and thing and draw  each turn.
 SolarBlitz1: Adding all the gold cards?
 Genasi_Gaming: is there a monument in the pool for Ugin?
 NornsFelidar: if you ultimate ugin, the colourless spells you cast trigger his ability again, so having one or two artifacts is good
gamerboyonline: there waas  atemur monument im pretty sure
EvilBadman: Encroaching dragon storm is in top
 xVoxtric: I thought I saw a temur monument too
 Genasi_Gaming: a globe?
 SolarBlitz1: Is it worth dropping down the red spells ?
EvilBadman: and yes you have a temur one
theGuardianOtter: im pretty sure we have a monument
 QuixoticScrivener: I don’t like the tawnybacks
 definenull: it makes a 5/5 lategame
 Mr_Horrible: it's a nice cheap non-creature as well
theGuardianOtter: oh thats weird
 Genasi_Gaming: I like going sightseeing at the monuments
 Bugberry: The Temur monument is probably the best, but they all are decent.
theGuardianOtter: it puts the monument in the creature section
EvilBadman: do t:cre some of your spells are still up top
 Lord_Hosk: Cut a forest
 Mr_Horrible: "Sorcery" also has a c, you see 
 definenull: i would say cut devotee actually, but the 2 drop creatures are a bit low already
EvilBadman: @Lord_Hosk Half a year up there and you're already a lumberjack?
 NornsFelidar: a lot of green exhailes without deathtouch devotee
gamerboyonline: i think more creatures for proccing eshki is good, since you have two
Earthenone: i am a big fan of playing exactly one counterspell in limited decks
 Lord_Hosk: @EvilBadman It changes you man...
gamerboyonline: what about undending whisper just for eshki? card isnt that good normally but its just 1 blue at first
theGuardianOtter: eh
 definenull: we aren't really filling our gy
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not huge on the serpent, but people with more experience in the format would probably know better than I
Lordofironstorm: I think it's more of a Sultai card anyway
 QuixoticScrivener: rebuff?
Manitu_25: just add a land and run it >:)
gamerboyonline: dragonstorm
Spades_Slicc: And Roost seek is just a cheap spell that helps you make Eshki work
patrick_stonecrusher: 41 is good luck
 NornsFelidar: funny thing the serpent is probably best against sultai who go Voltron with counters
gamerboyonline: jsut go 16 lands lol
 definenull: ship it!
gamerboyonline: u dont need as much red
 SolarBlitz1: My problem with draft is I feel I would always get tempted by the dirty 41
gamerboyonline: and you have omens
Spades_Slicc: Run a 41
Earthenone: G logged in on his phone for stonks
 Bugberry: monument and rummage
gamerboyonline: monment becomes exile spell if you hold on
EvilBadman: Yeah, let's not die holding a man rock
Spades_Slicc: The "Natural" Temur
 definenull: uh oh
Spades_Slicc: I vote for "leapards eating people's faces"
 SolarBlitz1: Would we be able to do Temur and then also both because it makes everything cheaper?
Spades_Slicc: also leopard
 Lord_Hosk:   
 definenull: and ugin next turn
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Spades_Slicc: What's your Ugin target?
 Lord_Hosk: you ugin and they concede
 definenull: honestly, the bearer's anthem is scary
Spades_Slicc: I don't think I'd go that low against Mardu
 Diabore: kind of have to hit the saga
 Bugberry: life cushion would help
Spades_Slicc: I'm moving the 1 (?) stifle effect in standard to mainboard thanks to ugin
 definenull: how soft are your life cushions?
 definenull: exactsies?
 Lord_Hosk: Every deck is Mardu... or Damn, I only got 2 mardu rares which deck am I playing?
Syntheticuh: yeah this format is a lot more close to new capenna than it is to orginal tarkir where you just wanna me 2 maybe splash a 3rd aggro instead of wanting to be 3 splashing 4 or 5
Spades_Slicc: Everyone fighting over Mardu means Jeskai can reign supreme
ShadowAce0: in my experience mardu is really underdrafted. it seems weak to me so far.
 NornsFelidar: oooh... have you heard a word of our lord's and saviours....the 5/5 elephants? 
 definenull: omen-ed
Manitu_25: left beef?
theGuardianOtter: no harmonize to ugin next turn?
 Bugberry: you can also harmonize with summoning sick creatures.
Spades_Slicc: Next turn exhale and harmonize?
theGuardianOtter: butts
 Lord_Hosk: Yeah... its the oops all removal deck
blind_will: this looks like trouble.
 Diabore: can we have old ugin? this board needs some wiping
Spades_Slicc: idk looks like a normal amount of removal to me
theGuardianOtter: smort
 Lord_Hosk:   
patrick_stonecrusher: No monument craaaap
 Bugberry: opponent has it all
 MrPipboy3000: Nice standard deck OP
 Julian_Rogue: at least 12x removals
DAC169: 17
Spades_Slicc: That's been what like 4 removal cards?
CuteTeaGoat: 12x removal is standard
 Diabore: @CuteTeaGoat but this is limited
theGuardianOtter: CHRIST
 Lord_Hosk: Go jump off a sea cliff with your 12 removal
 TheWriterAleph: hey op your deck is uhhhhh pretty good
 Diabore: ugin go to 5
theGuardianOtter: we arent dead
 NornsFelidar: given it's sealed it's quite juicy ngl
 Diabore: we kill a thing
 circusofkirkus: ugin has a cast trigger
 Bugberry: it's bad when they have all the lands they need and don't draw any they don't.
 Mr_Horrible: you'd be at 5 and take 4
 Diabore: they both represent 2
DAC169: if you Ugin you exile a card
theGuardianOtter: WOW
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 KWardJenx: Ha!
 Mr_Horrible: some days the bear gets you
 bondeulv: amazing draws oppo
Manitu_25: what a beatdown
DAC169: 
 Bugberry: Mar-didn't not have it.
 g0blinslide: rofl i tuned in just in time for the Cameron crys of despair
 30teracyte: imagine if they had left menace on the mobilize tokens
 Diabore: its a bad day to magic apparently, i rattled off a pair of 0-3 drafts earlier
 xantos69: That was the most savage beating i have ever seen.
odddirective: Just gotta reverse sweep to the 7-0
Uniclonus: That was ridiculous
 SolarBlitz1: THis is where we hit them the "You have really good luck for future ref" quote
theGuardianOtter: sneep
Spades_Slicc: Turns out James was right, get rid of the brigade
 Bugberry: finally 1 of the 2 Eshkis
blind_will: no. no attacks yet.
Spades_Slicc: Attacking is a right reserved for the Mardu
Manitu_25: AlienDance
 Bruceski: op, opp, Awp...
Spades_Slicc: 3 mana draw a card in green
 SolarBlitz1: Isn't that hearthstone?
WesLynx: 2-for-1 Surrak
 Diabore: good news, we can regrow surrak and cast him
 NornsFelidar: well... that was magic the entire last year
theGuardianOtter: surrak
 Diabore: rebuff roamers also fine
 Bugberry: you can regrow surrak and cast it and draw from Eshki
Spades_Slicc: You can still get sarkhan back for the trigger
theGuardianOtter: rebuff, routine, resolve
 Diabore: thats great for us
blind_will: first attack, ever. Yay!
 NornsFelidar: +3/3 and double
 Diabore: also can roamers with surrak
WesLynx: Jumps into a Colossal Dreadmaw
 Bugberry: Eshki gets big fast
theGuardianOtter: harmonize?
Spades_Slicc: And next turn you can play Ugin off the top
WesLynx: Tap Eshki for 6
 Diabore: harminize
theGuardianOtter: you can tap a creature to cast it
 Bugberry: Harmonize
 Bugberry: You can
 Bugberry: Thick Convoke
Spades_Slicc: Oh cool things to punch
  RayFK: I mean you just dragonclaw strike for like 18 million
 Diabore: i think we just murder them
theGuardianOtter: thats great
 NornsFelidar: give +3/+3 and double p/t and smash!
 Bugberry: strike and resolve their rares?
Egotistical_DSO: This deck is kinda gross
odddirective: And you could even pump berorehand
  RayFK: Wait
WesLynx: Costs 4 less??
Spades_Slicc: Kill the vanguard please
theGuardianOtter: no no
 30teracyte: its cheaper to use the colorless mana
  RayFK: Do resolve first for +3/+3
  RayFK: Then double
theGuardianOtter: cheaper to use colorless
 Diabore: @Spades_Slicc we just kill them
gamerboyonline: u win
WesLynx: Go back to the hybrid mana screen
 Bugberry: you have Trample anyway, so it doesn't really matter
Spades_Slicc: oh right winning
Spades_Slicc: forgot about that
gamerboyonline: double winning
  RayFK: Correct!
theGuardianOtter: oh lawd
  RayFK: Now you swing with a 20/20 trampler
theGuardianOtter: god, eshki is good
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x0den: Congrats on the poutine James!
 chrono2x: Congrats, James!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Congrats on the Poutine James! 
joallthedogs:   
 measureofhope: James, congrats on the poutine!
 James_the_Dabbler: Congrats on the poutine James
 SnackPak_: congrats on poutine James
 TheDevil_Risen: Congrats on the Poutine!
Quaseymoto: Congrats on the Poutine James
 Dalrint: James, congrats on the poutine
 Aarek: congrats on the poutine james
 tyrsredritehand: Poutine congratulations!
phoenixfeather14: Congrats on the Poutine, James!
enbyKriss: Congrats on poutine James 
bothendsburning: Congrats on the poutine, James!
 TheDevil_Risen:  
BrightstormRising: Congrats on the poutine, James!
 NornsFelidar: happy birthday Serge
blind_will: 5 mins ago: "this game sucks, I want to go back to bed"...  how times have changed
 vinewood_og: Congrats on the poutine, James!
 lamina5432: congratz on the poutine james
 DudelidouX: congrats on poutine
yoJiho: Congrats on the poutine 
 ReachW: Happy birthday, Serge!
 Marvoleath: Conga rats on the poutine, James 
insanecat6mtg: Grats on poutine James!
WesLynx: If you choose the colorless mana for the hybrid symbol, you can reduce the cost with Temur Battlecrier's ability
  SergeYager: POUTINE
asddsa28: Congrats on the poutine, James!
Egotistical_DSO: Are there five rares in this deck?
 notthepenguins: grats on the poutine!
TytanLynx: congrats on the poutine
theGuardianOtter: pootin
  SergeYager: POUTINE DIET
DAC169: it's Serge's birthday? 
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 vinewood_og: Congrats CAM then
 Diabore: @DAC169 big 4-0
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James and poutine. Name a more iconic combination.
DAC169: happy birthday Serge!  
  SergeYager: i turned 21, but i don't look a day past 19
 Diabore: no
 James_the_Dabbler: 40, not 48 chat
 TheDevil_Risen: no
 Diabore: card seems real bad
 James_the_Dabbler: He's old but not that old
 TheDevil_Risen: not with the amount of 1 mana basic land tutors into hand
theGuardianOtter: i was gonna say
 Bugberry: At 2 mana, how often do these kinds of cards put it in your hand?
 Marvoleath: it's good if you have a dragon, but if you have a dragon, you dont need it
  mister_nibbles: as someone who also turned 40 this year my soul hurts lol
Quaseymoto: I prefer to say my Late 30's adjusted for inflation
 Diabore: serpent?
WesLynx: Sagu Wildling is great. Often replaces a basic.
 undecided44 points at aching back, and birth certificate from 1978
FoxesinBoxes92: I've personally liked Abzan in this format, but I'm VERY biased.
 TheDevil_Risen: rebuff?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hey, a card that gives value!
 MrPipboy3000: Pummler renew does give it reach ...
 Diabore: bounce this turn, next turn eshki and land search for counters and draw
bothendsburning also has an aching back but was born in 1982
 circusofkirkus: save rebuff for eshki trigger
 Diabore: no next turn
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, you're doing that next turn.
theGuardianOtter: it does
 circusofkirkus: yes
 Diabore: yup, but you cant and eshki, not enough beef
theGuardianOtter: swang
 TheDevil_Risen: haha it came back
 Diabore: how many do we have of that?
Spades_Slicc: Hey that Wildling's back on the escalator
theGuardianOtter: feels good man
WesLynx: Sagu Wildling removes lands in your deck, so you can draw gas in the late game
  RayFK: Iceridge serpent plus wildling spell, bigger eshki
  RayFK: seems good
  RayFK: That's sus
  RayFK: That's the dragon breath
 Diabore: @RayFK or the deathtouch
 MrPipboy3000: Deathtouch and indestructable
 couchboyj: Eshki is nutso if you get even two triggers
 Bugberry: !card alesha legacy
  LRRbot: Alesha's Legacy [1B] | Instant | Target creature you control gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.
DAC169: I think it was deathtouch + indestructible
Spades_Slicc: Serpent + Roost?
 Diabore: oof, now we have to tap eshki
 couchboyj: 1b deathtouch indestructible
WesLynx: Can you do that precombat?
theGuardianOtter: they absolutely have the deathtouch trick
 Bugberry: it's the 4th time they've done that exact card, and it's been okay each time, but here it seems a lot better.
 Diabore: no, its at combat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eshki triggers at start of combat, right?
 MrPipboy3000: no, its start of combat
theGuardianOtter: you can only tap one
 Diabore: can only tap eshki
SmashTCG: its onyl 1
WesLynx: You can only tap one creature to harmonise
Spades_Slicc: You can only tap 1
EvilBadman: It's not Convoke
 Bugberry: tempo play
 NornsFelidar: just attack
 couchboyj: Trigger on the stack?
WesLynx: Just an attack for 10
 Diabore: looking at their combat trick and crying
theGuardianOtter: bounce bounce
 SolarBlitz1: WE have SAgu to get Eshki next turn still too
 Bugberry: worst thing for Mardu is to slow them down.
WesLynx: @couchboyj Sorcery, and Eshki won't trigger if the trigger condition is not true (Cast a creature and noncreature this turn)
 Diabore: i dont know if i like that bounce, we could have cast for 6 this turn and taken a blocker away
 couchboyj: @weslynx gotcha
 TheDevil_Risen: surrak into monument?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Omen and large flyer?
WesLynx: Eshki becomes 8/8?
 30teracyte: you can omen + guardian
 Diabore: we can monument into wildling
 Marvoleath: Omen first
 Marvoleath: or that
 Marvoleath: Omen -> dragon was my thought
 Diabore: they go to 1 with nothing
TetraRay: math is for the defender
loufghyslaufey: So James is claiming there's a chance...     
 Marvoleath:  ?
 MrPipboy3000: they go to 5 with nothing
 Diabore: play a 2019 mythic next turn
loufghyslaufey:     
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 Diabore: DO IT
 TheDevil_Risen: lol
 Diabore: cast him!
 Aarek: 
theGuardianOtter: amazing
TetraRay:     
 Bugberry: such gasy draws
loufghyslaufey: Dead by 8 life or 4 cards...!?
SmashTCG: but its not an ugin
 Diabore: boooo
tekn0shaman: commence maniacal cackling
 MrPipboy3000: Ugin gives no value
WesLynx: Too much gas
SmashTCG: clearly we ugin next turn
 GhostValv: bUgin
 Bugberry: They don't even have anythign to exile
 TheDevil_Risen: too much gas
SeismicLawns: karakyk guardian is the best uncommon in the set... and also the best mythic apparently
 Voidhawk42: Ugin can't hit lands, unplayable
 Diabore: but now they dont see our ugin if they concede!
loufghyslaufey: Maybe, maybe, maybe,   
 ckupf: it can hit dryad arbor
WesLynx: Surprise island + New Way Forward
 Diabore: see! now they dont know we ALSO had ugin
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It can hit Dryad Arbor. They don't have dryad arbor.
 GapFiller: Morty
theGuardianOtter: theres no excuse for you
TetraRay: you can, it just means less
  mister_nibbles: you CAN ... it might be less likely to be accepted
 Diabore: wait its already 5? damn
 xantos69: It is honestly some of the most inventive Sci Fi there has been in years.  Also the fans are toxic af.
 Diabore: its either exile that or it dies to blow up the thing
WesLynx: His back is not that tiny
theGuardianOtter: i want my tawnyback tawnyback tawnyback tawnyback tawnyback ...
satyropodobny: it got really interesting ever since they gave Justin Roiland the boot
 NornsFelidar: it's the Christmas saga!
SmashTCG: swing first keep up the ressolve?
SmashTCG: dang
 30teracyte: trading is fine since they give no value off the saga
TetraRay: lol
 Lord_Hosk: I love that the Rick and Morty fanbase is so toxic, that Dan Harmon said "we started writing in jokes specifically to mock that section of the fanbase. I HOPE they stop watching"
 Diabore: just draw second eshki
 Diabore: dinger
 Bugberry: just draw the leopard
SmashTCG: dont you want the dragon?
WesLynx: three cards, they're removal, removal, 6/6
 Mr_Horrible: very funny that it seems like the count for detainments today has been either 0 or 2
 Diabore: @SmashTCG we got better cards than dragon
satyropodobny: temur battlecrier so goooood
theGuardianOtter: ye
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible I went against someone today with 3, 2 of the WB siege, and was basically mono-White otherwise.
 Diabore: leopard for 1 is great
 Diabore: it might be 1 for 1
SmashTCG: and if they block poorly
 Diabore: they have a 3/2
SmashTCG: you have the resolve
 30teracyte: resolve
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 SolarBlitz1: It blocks all we have, so it's good to get it off the board
 Diabore: bot now we can save something better
 Diabore: !card rescue leopard
  LRRbot: Rescue Leopard [2R] | Creature — Cat [4/2] | Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
loufghyslaufey: @lord_hosk Season 4 best season respectively hands down, they all thought they were gangster until they watched a "textbook nihilist" resort to literal prayers    
 Diabore: dinger its a rummage
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Sim Race Rig Stick Reliability Repair) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
 GapFiller: oooh game controller DIY
  Juliamon: it's "fix the wheel that the Nope Bois broke that one time" night
WesLynx: wow actual Giant Growth
 Diabore: 4/3 that casts ugin
TophTheHermit: That creature's awfully big for a tapper
TetraRay: the race is on!
Spades_Slicc: btw Opp, second Eshki
 Diabore: we can draw feral and discard this land
  Juliamon: awoo?
 SolarBlitz1: It's Nasus from LoL
theGuardianOtter: the dog head looks out of place imo
 Diabore: uh oh salty
theGuardianOtter: ooh, sag paneer
Syntheticuh: oh its the sentinel from undertale lmao
 MrPipboy3000: It looks like the last part of the cover of an Animorphsbook
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 TheDevil_Risen: umm
loufghyslaufey: & then Storylord be all like: "Wait a minute. Stop! What are you two doing?" (panicked jibberish) "This sucks! STOP! U gUyS WoUlD nEVEr dO ThIS!"
WesLynx: "How can we show that we are no longer on the Tarkir of old. I know, execute plan domestication"
 Diabore: the packbeast trades with eshki
 TheDevil_Risen: that was not ideal for them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, can I ask this chat if anyone plays arena on Mac?
 Mr_Horrible: maybe some recursion in hand
theGuardianOtter: the THIRD
TetraRay: a third ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For a tech question?
 Mr_Horrible: we're reaching silly territory
 SolarBlitz1: They detained our twins!
theGuardianOtter: twins, basil
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I tried to get into my first sealed event ever but the display flickers and crashes arena every time I try to enter a cue for Dragonstorm, it's very weird
 TheDevil_Risen: eyy its Tinker time 
Spades_Slicc: That Flying Dragon has Reach!!
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Cam and James
 TheDevil_Risen: he's repairing his wheel
 TheDevil_Risen: for LRRmans
theGuardianOtter: jeez
WesLynx: twin twinsies
loufghyslaufey: @thedevil_risen LRRmans?
DAC169: soft pretzels? 
 circusofkirkus: would you say they're enduring
 Mr_Horrible: "We have multiple copies of some cards TOO!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LRRmans preparations
theGuardianOtter: FINALLY
 LadyAiluros: I don't remember is the Mac client native or just a Wine wrapper?
TetraRay: Lets go!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 GhostValv: wowie
loufghyslaufey: Gawd. S O O N  
 GapFiller: loufghyslaufey the one they broke on Lets Nope
 TheDevil_Risen: insta scoop haha
 MrPipboy3000: You get back yout time
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 TheDevil_Risen: love it 
WesLynx: 
 TheWriterAleph: wheee
 Mr_Horrible: timing is 9/10ths of comedy
 vinewood_og: 
 lamina5432: gnight
 JKBalch: Hit the emergency Ugin button
TetraRay:     
 shendaras: 
 Bugberry: what a way to end the stream
theGuardianOtter: appreciate you too cam
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller They broke Ian's wheel???????
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theGuardianOtter: byeeee
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 ReachW: Take care, all!
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming James Cameron     
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig There's literally a highlights featuring it
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Sim Race Rig Stick Reliability Repair) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
 TheMerricat: I don't think I've seen that game on Steam yet. 
  Juliamon: https://youtu.be/g7Y-EIOPHH8?list=PLV_qemO0oatge3FHu-vBpueQEc3BdxL7l&t=232
 TheWriterAleph: OF COURSE it was The Boys
  Juliamon: (Ian did, in fact, ask the discord for that link yesterday
  Juliamon: )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't realize they busted it that bad, hope he makes them pay for any replacement parts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ian going to be moving forward with potentially having LRRMans at the office to have more available drivers to help take shifts?
  Juliamon: Not if this keeps happening
  Juliamon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yeah fair
 TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe Beej can come take a shift?
loufghyslaufey: @gapfiller they had to play a wheelie game? <(=w=)>
  Juliamon: loufghyslaufey No, they knocked the wheel over, see the Youtube I linked
 TheMerricat: I mean, Ian _used_ to do LRRMans in the office, I want to say the switch occurred during the 'dark times' we don't speak of(?) he just didn't move it back to the office when that subsided .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat i think he partially didn't move back to the office when his setup got super duper complex and it was just too much of a damn hassle to move all that
DoodlestheGreat: That's fair.
loufghyslaufey: @thewriteraleph But also, *cue the lyrics*:  I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know.  Where I'm losing all control  'Cause there's magic in my bones...  
DoodlestheGreat: Ian was over in the Discord briefly this afternoon giving his opinion on the latest Gundam series, so that was nice. (His opinion: It's peak.)
 TheAinMAP:   
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I just had to fend my cat off of my pizza, let's do his
 TheDevil_Risen: hey Ian!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight Ian is working on his Sim Race Rig. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114316419343223269
 SnackPak_: hi Paul
 TheDevil_Risen: Hey Paul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Some repair" boy the nope bois fucked it bad
Cptasparagus: they actually finally updated digital to use 2 now
 TheWriterAleph: paul's binary is elevated
 wedge_x: Stage 3 Navigator Ian Horner
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 TheWriterAleph: store is eepy
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Cptasparagus: shift your thetans
 definenull: roll the tape!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHEHEH
 SnackPak_: caught in the act
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
silenceaux: Oh no
asddsa28: ooo  nooo
Wrexadecimal: ruhroh
DoodlestheGreat: Roll that beautiful bean footage...
 TheWriterAleph: *the l o n g stare*
 TheDevil_Risen: oh oh
silenceaux: Some wild tangles going on today.
 TheMerricat: Proof you can never escape the ever watching eye of Chat. 
 TheWriterAleph: @DoodlestheGreat ben footage
 TheDevil_Risen: poor BenBen and Adam
DoodlestheGreat: @TheWriterAleph 
 definenull: allegedly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen NO, they didn't even pick it up
 Nigouki: it was the chair, the film proves it. the nope boys are innocent
 TheDevil_Risen: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooof
 TheWriterAleph: a spoopy ghost did it
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