aussie_rob_w: chugs two cups of coffee before FNPF
Welbog: hypes Canadianly
FromBrainToKeyboard: Trying to finish one Canadian show before FNPF
gualdhar: Ok, i do like how the end of the show had ||spoilers|| that was a great callback
SpleenLord: !next
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DeM0nFiRe: I realized I had left this tab open so I closed it and then realized it was 3 min til FNPF and had to reopen it
baskwalla: Oh hello again everyone
RockPusher: or not
RockPusher: my browser did the blip…
DigitalSeahorse: blip?
TheWriterAleph: how dare
RockPusher: Twitch does seem to be having interface quirks today tho
AugmentingPath: !next
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djalternative: dang. 9s off
RockPusher:
DeM0nFiRe it's important to regularly open and close the tab to make sure the hinges don't stick 
IbunWest: That's what WD40 is for
bytecaster: Okay, I'm gonna spray some in every opening of my laptop!
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: make sure to get it directly into the fan, it'll spin faster if lubed up
RandomTrivia: "no, stop, come back"
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CaptainSpam: So what really needs to happen is that tonight's FNPF gets "hijacked" by Wheeler and it's a game of Archenemy.
Welbog: What power level are we playing today? A casual 7 or a competitive 7?
RandomTrivia: @Welbog Yes.
Mazrae: I'm sad that I missed the watch a long
Sorator13: there's always the twitch vod!
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Solo_Support: @dabudder cccedh
definenull: Is this the fn afterparty waiting room? \hj
kynelwynn: yes
gluonquark: !next
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: always funny to watch the title and stuff change right in front of your face when the stream isnt live
GasCityGaming: !next
WriterRaven: SAGNORL
AugmentingPath: blip
RockPusher: for realsies this time
kynelwynn: snigl
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RockPusher:
This track is a real Bloop 
djalternative: If this were a screening, I'd be giving you all a standing ovation
IbunWest:
dabudder: @RockPusher nah nah thats gonna be BNF tomorrow
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lamina5432: everybody back from youtube?
FromBrainToKeyboard: Many of us have been back for a bit
micalovits: Sure am, just had time to go for a walk and make some tea!
OtherEdgeworth: Back from YouTube and hanging out washing
Welbog:
I haven't had the chance to watch it yet 
I am looking forward to it. For no, FNPF
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ReachW: FNM into Friday Nights into FNPF. The truest combo!
pleonasticTautology: hi!
chrono2x: @ReachW Honestly a fantastic combo. Excellent planning.
Juliamon: Remember, some people may have just got home, so NO SPOILERS
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dabudder: @ReachW you are now a true friday knight
Julian_Rogue: Not me thinking this is metroid music
ReachW: @chrono2x I'd like to give my thanks to John Timezones for inventing time zones.
Viewers_Like_You: Rewatched the sketch "Fit to Print" during the break there. Dammit, that's a good sketch!
omdorastrix: 24-hour no spoiler zone? Sounds good
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: do the friday knights engage in combat with game knights?
bytecaster: We in the no spoilsy zone?
definenull: Oh yeah 24h no spoiler buffer is a good idea
FromBrainToKeyboard: Indeed, no spoilers
HiCallMeRusty: The No Spzone
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omdorastrix: I am indeed prepared
gluonquark: @elgenericosfavoriteorphan friendly competetive combat
Irsaan: not a spoiler: it wsa good
Biggjudicem: spoilers about what?
bytecaster: @Biggjudicem Nothing, don't worry about it
jessicaengle: @Irsaan It was not not good.
Irsaan: @jessicaengle technically correct
bytecaster: Thinks happened and it was live
omdorastrix: I think my fav was the Police-Squad one, followed closely by the Wes Anderson one
pleonasticTautology: brace yourselves for fnpf!
RockPusher: help! I wasn't prepared!
definenull: It's time!
FromBrainToKeyboard: Yay
jessicaengle:
@Irsaan YES, the best kind of correct 
CaptainSpam: @RockPusher It SPECIFICALLY asked you to be...
AugmentingPath: fnfnpf
MrSwissLion: Wes Anderson by far for me but I am an Anderson liker
NotCainNorAbel: Melson?
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djalternative: Hey! That Melson guy is on the FNPF!
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LostThePirate: Wheeeee!
jessicaengle: Bwah!
pleonasticTautology: hahaha
RockPusher: Friday Nights Paper Fight
CaptainSpam: Aaaaah!
vinewood_og: Nailed it.
RandomTrivia: Amazing
ReachW: Hi all!
FromBrainToKeyboard: Not Melson
gualdhar: it was great, I loved the spoilers
bytecaster: It was a lot of fun!
MrSwissLion: It was great!
pleonasticTautology: genuinely this season whipped
jessicaengle: Congraturations!
lamina5432: it was amazing
KilrenKrae: loved the stinger
LadyLockwood92: It was amazing~
vinewood_og: Art.
Porytal: It was excellent
kynelwynn: Season 10 when?
ReachW: @FromBrainToKeyboard wait, that's what Nelson is short for?
nymistrya: Im still mad I missed out on that phyrexia jersey, it looks so good.
TheDevil_Risen:
Thanks for Friday Nights all 
pleonasticTautology: when there's a kickstarter for next season i'm backing it as best i can
hesterbyrde: Congrats on the season. It was amazng.
Welbog: Neat!
KaleidoscopeMind: "function"
Solo_Support:
nyxianillusion: dope
definenull: I bet Ben is going gunk
MrSwissLion: Some of them were semi-reasonable!
Dromos_GHG: oh o
MegaDosX: So much hedging you could turn it into a maze
Terminal423: It feels like "function" will be a stretch lol
ReachW: I love it when cards may function.
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Welbog: Get that gunk
LadyLockwood92: Maybe. If you squint
bytecaster: Those dragons do be stormin
FITorion: I caught, "may function in a game of actual magic" What?
djalternative: Does Cam have his old "Call me Ishmael" card and if so, how does that one work?
themercenary1987: Brilliant season, wonderful watching! Was cry laughing by the end!
dabudder: @definenull okay and I bet theyre running lands in thier decks. not a huge leap
MaskedBeeX: With the amount of alternate versions there are it would be funny if you could roll the Planechase dice to try and change your Commander or something
Marvoleath: !dragonshield
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Welbog: May the bespectacled player win
Marvoleath: !patreon
RockPusher: Ben! Explain what you did!
GasCityGaming:
So Ben, what have you done? 
themercenary1987: BEN FINALLY GETS TO PLAY COMMANDER!
nymistrya: @Welbog Best-spectacled
Viewers_Like_You: Confess what it is you've done
johnnylongtorso: free? then who was that guy who knocked on my door and demanded $20?
definenull: With amazing art too!
RandomTrivia: Mighty indeed
Bugberry: protect the pilot
trebuchetboy: The cards were the best part of Friday Nights
RandomTrivia: Oh that is amazing
MegaDosX: Nobody's ever said that before
Welbog: Huh
GhostValv: neat
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: neat
matthaus_c: you jest but that is how Evangelions
Blasteg: mono blue WHAT
AugmentingPath: urustucruts
WriterRaven: Uristocrats
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So it goes in Aristocrats?
pleonasticTautology: haha, what?
Fruan: "mono blue aristocrats" might be the most Cameron thing imaginable
gibbousm: you get to run the Altars and artifact tutors for them
korvys: Cameron "Ratatouille" Lauder
LathosTiran: has there been a post of the combined artwork?
gluonquark: "get in the Camron Shingi"?
Marvoleath: aristoCARts?
NoxStryx: Who designed these cards?
BrowneePointz: uwusticrats
micalovits: Huh, artifact saccing makes sense
Welbog: Aristocars, yes, @Marvoleath
themercenary1987: @bugberry Titanfall 2! BT my boy!
WriterRaven: @BrowneePointz uwustocwats
Blasteg: is there a Wheeler archenemy card designed somewhere
matthaus_c: the pilot is mostly an academic necessity to trigger the Evangelion's protective instincts
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh
definenull: Uhhh
Welbog: !
Marvoleath:
got a card?
RockPusher: hahahaha
GhostValv:
RandomTrivia: Spectacular name
NoxStryx: Any in deck alternate commanders?
definenull: Oh so not gunk?
Rogue_07: Praise to Grandfather Nurgle!
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kragmabutch: i'm getting 8e 40k flashbacks
GasCityGaming: rolling lots of dice, the Warhammer is here
AugmentingPath: He has a 5+ save!
RandomTrivia: Ben Ulmer, Invuln Save
Julian_Rogue: but Paul just installed smell-o-vission
themercenary1987: Hah feel no pain!
Gekyouryuu: Oh, wait, the cards changed every episode? I gotta go back and check those then
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: that is a fun idea
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's neat
TheWriterAleph: loo-fah, loo-fah
DeM0nFiRe: That is a pretty clever design. Idk if it's balanced but it's cool lol
dabudder: oh thats fascinating
RandomTrivia:
He has an inv-Ulmer-able save
MrSwissLion: Time for a rewatch!
WriterRaven: @RandomTrivia The noise I just made reading this XD
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: we have been gunky lately
Bugberry: full on gunk
Pheonix888:
MrSwissLion: Wait gunk has been done? I must have missed it
definenull: uh ohhhh stinkyyy
Welbog: Totally rad
TheAwkes: "{T} play continues" clearly the most powerful ability you could have chosen.
TheWriterAleph: yeah but what does the deck do ben
Bugberry: Hopefully some Shadowmoor stuff
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @definenull was just typing it
IbunWest:
MegaDosX: 2/2 for 1 with haste? Busted.
Marvoleath: @MrSwissLion when they played their cards made by Gavin for unknown event
thewafflesareburning: First one, yeah
gluonquark: @MrSwissLion they played unknown cards that are them
frogomb: Not even done with introductions and I already love this
KaleidoscopeMind: i was hoping it would be the "nelson can't stop being cute" one
ALLxISxLOST: damn nice or damn, nice
MrSwissLion: Ohhh sick. time to dig on youtube
dabudder: is... is this a damn daniel refrence?
Voidhawk42: Nelson, Goblin Guide
micalovits: This would indeed see play in highlander
Aarek: If Nelson accidentally says "damn nice" after activating and looking is he forced to concede?
Solo_Support: They would NEVER print a legendary 1 mana 2/2 with haste and upside
definenull: isamaru in shambles
micalovits: @Solo_Support Just wait for modern horizons 4...
KaleidoscopeMind: he has kids
kynelwynn: Dead tired
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Solo_Support Give it another year. Then it will be a 3/3.
definenull:
ohno GWS kathleen 
BrowneePointz: un-dead tired
ReachW: reasonablew
FromBrainToKeyboard: I hear that, Nelly
Drexciya808: haha that is great
micalovits: Ahh yes, the Unfinity joke
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh
RandomTrivia:
TheWriterAleph: a clever ruse
RockPusher: 100% a human
hesterbyrde: Graham is the ultimate wife guy
ReachW: can confirm, that is normal human behaviour
Welbog: Lots of black and blue
Marvoleath: What's weird about that?
50keyz: its a platonic love letter
definenull: "humans" typal
hotgreenflames: totally normal behaviour how dare
Welbog: Haha, nice
ReachW: That's so cool, Ben.
GhostValv: fellow humans typal
contagionc: The design is very human
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh "pretending to be human" typal amazing
Marvoleath continues eating peanut butter out of the jar, it's 2 am
FromBrainToKeyboard: Wonderful Ben
50keyz: wow ben really put love into this
ALLxISxLOST: "humans" deck
BusTed:
stippledotter: That's so beautifully thoughtful
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @contagionc yes, a very human design
MrSwissLion: Judges are creatures too!
vinewood_og: Human adjacent synergies
DylPage: The players are also creatures.
Drexciya808:
BusTed: Nifty
smurfomancer: Gotta make that Deception check
FromBrainToKeyboard: Interesting
RockPusher: ooer
MrSwissLion: Marine saving into humanity
RandomTrivia: Look at the production value!
pleonasticTautology: oooOOOooo
GhostValv:
very readable
thrythlind: Side note, one of the playbooks I made for the recent Monster of the Week supplements is The Changeling and it is based around the idea of "You THOUGHT you were human... but you were wrong... also you have 0 idea what is really up with you."
Welbog: Yesssssssssss hahaha yessss
stippledotter: This reminds me of a picture book called We Are Definitely Human
Aarek: big numbers
Viewers_Like_You: Oh neat!
MaskedBeeX: When Kathleen fails the roll does she look like Gibb in a yellow sweater?
Fruan: Huh!
thrythlind: sooo with that... I have to say I feel that deck Ben just described
KeytarCat: I've been asking about spindown D6s!
nymistrya: Looking at numbers has never been bigger
Viewers_Like_You: Any chance of a link to where one might obtain such dice?
Bugberry: I'm assuming Kathleen is treated as just a Human, and not a Human Rogue. Not sure if that will be relevant though.
Diabore: semisponsored
RandomTrivia: Letting the product speak for itself is a refreshing change of pace from the most manufactured sponsored segments
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
RandomTrivia:
Nelly
RockPusher: Softbois
AllTheWeasels:
GhostValv: got there
50keyz:
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: bam
Solo_Support: Is that a german foil stairs?
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Julian_Rogue: Everyon'es punchy dang
AllTheWeasels: back to back to back bangers
eshplode:
micalovits: Thinking of trying to care
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
Welbog: Gottem
smurfomancer: Gottem
ReachW: wow
RandomTrivia: Graham seeing the shot and taking it
Dromos_GHG: spicy tongiht
0x6772: Graham, with one of my mother's favorite jokes.
DeM0nFiRe:
FromBrainToKeyboard: Lol
MrSwissLion: Some Friday Nights level quipping there
thewafflesareburning: No, trying was the keyword on a different cam card
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
definenull: b'bbl'
baskwalla: 2 sided
BrowneePointz: the Urza/mishra precons
r10pez10: does loading ready run play friday nights
MegaDosX: bobl
BrowneePointz: The Jurassic Park lands had a Jurassic World side and a Jurassic Park side
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LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
BrowneePointz: I know this because I got a collectors box of lost caverns
Welbog: Nelson "held a card recently" Salahub
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Creatures treat her as if she was human. Not lands.
Marvoleath: when they did all of the artifact lands but the green one in old border, even though they had a land slot in the spg or w/e was it called then
micalovits: Sure doesn't
Viewers_Like_You: Doesn't say "in addition"
Fruan: That was a much shorter time to "uh, how does this work?" than I expected.
Bugberry: Usually effects say "in addition to their other types"
MegaDosX: It doesn't say in addition to other types
korvys: Flavourfully, the whole point is that people *stop* seeing her as a goblin, right?
Marvoleath: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I believe it was rule-0ed for her subtype just become Human for the sake of rules
Bugberry: perfectly normal human
Welbog: I assume she's a Human Rogue, not a Goblin Rogue
r10pez10: wow that dice had big digits
LRRbot: Etherium Sculptor [1U] | Artifact Creature — Vedalken Artificer [1/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
chrono2x: just not goblin?
definenull: i would argue that Kathleen is still a goblin even if she presents as a human
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
idontgetmyrealname: episode 8 was good yall
NotCainNorAbel: but I want my peanutbutter and eat it too
NickTheDM: Ngl, I feel a lot less bad about my assorted rules Snafus in the Bylaw and Order deck now. Haha
RockPusher: a rogue pretending to be not a rouge
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Marvoleath Fair, but I think it's funnier if we read it literally.
r10pez10: reading the card explains the card* (*if you understand the 300 page rules framework in which the game operates)
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
aussie_rob_w: Old magic rules would probably interpret it as other creatures treat her as a human but the rules of the game treat her as a Goblin Rogue.
Gadora: So that changes what types Path of Ancestry scries for?
vinewood_og: Dayum
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @r10pez10 Offer not valid for Masters Sets, Planeswalkers, and Magic in 2024 and beyond.
LRRbot: Village Cannibals [2B] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another Human creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Solo_Support: does he scry?
spawnofhastur: i too am a meat suit cameron, i feel so seen.
dabudder: wait theyre gonna EAT kathleen
kynelwynn: Humander damage
foopoiuyt: I think importantly, is it lions or vehicles
pleonasticTautology: now i'm imagining a human token that's chicken boo
GhostValv: neat
Marvoleath: the deck make*
Julian_Rogue: I do appreciate the irony of kathleen not being here due to illness but G is here even though he lives with her so he could also be sick
Diabore: they let you cast yourself on twitch?
RandomTrivia: Your commander is currently human!
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
stippledotter: I just imagined Kathleen showing up and pretending to deck Nelson
Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, if Graham is subbing in for Kathleen, does that mean the music is all going to be mashups?
tameshi00: i live by the dont worry about it phrase
micalovits: Does path check what the commander is in list building, or what it currently is?
LRRbot: Bloatfly Swarm [3B] | Creature — Insect Mutant [0/0] | Flying / This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to this creature while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage, remove that many +1/+1 counters from it, then give each player a rad counter for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.
Marvoleath: @micalovits what's printed
RandomTrivia: (This is a ridiculous interaction but it checks the object wherever it is!)
Welbog: What's a rad counter do?
micalovits: So no oko shinanigangs, got it
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
50keyz: rad counters were one of the coolest things they made in the UB sets
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
fcloud: rads are just gunk with delusions of grandeur
Gekyouryuu:
If cam is a mech suit, can his opponents tell him to go crew himself if they get salty? 
tameshi00: @Welbog being of pre-combat, you mill cards equal the number of rad counters, for each non-land you lose a life and lose a rad counter?
Gadora:
I suppose the reason Graham is playing is that Kathleen doesn't say which human all creatures treat her as. 
TheWriterAleph: oh NO
kalsion: Nelson's card is funny but I'm not sure how to build around it in mono-black? Seems like blue with cards like counterbalance would make more sense
Desruprot: BBQ Coffee?
Skye_Stryke: Path should consider Kathleen a Human with the way they're playing her.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
Skye_Stryke: Your commander's creature types are checked immediately after you cast a creature spell spending mana from Path of Ancestry's last ability. They aren't set before the game begins, and they may not be the same types your commander had when you activated that ability.
RandomTrivia: There is a specific note on Path of Ancestry that mentions that the types are checked when you cast a spell, and are *not* set before the game begins
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Viewers_Like_You: I mean... for comedy?
kynelwynn: Coffee? "Yes, it is."
dabudder: to spice up your life?
stippledotter: I freaking love grippos
0x6772: I dunno, hot barbecue seasoning might be good
RockPusher: To set up a hilarious scenario, G
djalternative: do you not put the bbq seasoning in your coffee?
spawnofhastur: god i love tea
LRRbot: Inundated Archive (front: Waterlogged Teachings) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
0x6772: A little salt / saline solution is often good in coffee (same reason as bitters in cocktails).
OtherEdgeworth: So that's where the cocaine is kept
mouseguin: that's not coffee it's raktajino
matthaus_c: absolutely drenchpilled
fcloud: an old boss of mine couldnt find his passport. turns out his wife filed it under "important things that are flat"
AtrusOfMyst: I season the inside of my body with bbq seasoning and hot water each morning
Marvoleath:
we need Serge to decide how good of a coffee does BBQ seasoning make
RockPusher: Nooo they be Junding my Archive!
LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance. / Whenever equipped creature dies, if it was a Human, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Equip {2}
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ugh damp book, worst kind imo
LadyLockwood92: Unbeknownst to Graham...he still had a for real concussion.
ReachW: Werewolves hate this one trinket!
Drexciya808: the pages are soft and absorbent
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
dimeadozent: humans should trigger path of ancestry while Kathleen is a human, the land checks what creature type your commander type is when you cast the spell
andy1503: free sol ring?
micalovits: Isn't that a free ring even?
LadyLockwood92: Look. We all know Graham is human. We don't need to dredge all that up again.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
djalternative: whenever you can normally cast a thran dynamo is fine to cast a sol ring
Desruprot: so Phyrexian
LemonOnRye: what this oil on the board? must be nothing
r10pez10: oily
Marvoleath: @dimeadozent huh, you are right, I assumed they reference the commander set before game, but alas
Viewers_Like_You: It's all very simple: Graham is both Kathleen and human, don't even worry about it
kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun Did the Nighthawks Pod People have the same decks?
RandomTrivia: It will hurt the entire time you are irradiated
LRRbot: Unstable Obelisk [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.
mouseguin: so much ramp in the black deck
Marvoleath "Your commander's creature types are checked immediately after you cast a creature spell spending mana from Path of Ancestry's last ability. They aren't set before the game begins, and they may not be the same types your commander had when you activated that ability."
rabbitgta: More magic content after the Friday nights premiere, heck yeah
LRRbot: Palace Siege [3BB] | Enchantment | As this enchantment enters, choose Khans or Dragons. / • Khans — At the beginning of your upkeep, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Dragons — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
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Fruan: They mill, they ping, they have a decay curve. It's a slam dunk mechanic
Drexciya808: Khaaans!
johnnylongtorso: Khaaaaaaans!
Bugberry: With it being in Space, it would be cool if Edge of Eternity had Rad counters.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: yeah very cartoon flavor
Desruprot: the obelisk can fall on the metaphysical concepts
Marvoleath: @micalovits I was incorrect earlier, pardon (see my above comment with the rulling)
Viewers_Like_You: tiktiktiktik... geiger noises...
micalovits: @Marvoleath Huh, neat!
shoktile: It's precombat main for rads!
TheDevil_Risen: beginning of first main
TheDevil_Risen: after draw
Iluvatardis: I thought Rad counters were beginning of precombat main, like Sagas.
ouroboros0116: Rad is after draw
dimeadozent: first main phase is when you rad counter
MegaDosX: Precombat main phase for rad counters
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AllTheWeasels: Saga timing
Diabore: in the saga step
Viewers_Like_You: Rad Saga Step?
djalternative: how much flesh do you want to craft?
RandomTrivia: OOOOF
MegaDosX: Good lord
micalovits: Oh yea, that disgusting
ALLxISxLOST: @djalternative please no and please no
MegaDosX: I love cards that are just like "all your stuff becomes this creature"
matthaus_c: whoever's got a Blue core huh
MegaDosX: Killed someone with their own Goldspan Dragon in Brawl once that way using Echoing Equation
LRRbot: Multiclass Baldric [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has lifelink if you control a Cleric, deathtouch if you control a Rogue, haste if you control a Warrior, and flying if you control a Wizard. / As long as you have a full party, prevent all damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. / Equip {2}
micalovits: I think renew is the one I like the least, but eh
TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
50keyz: Baldric always reminds me of Blackadder
Drexciya808: holy moly
ReachW: I'm a little medium on Renew power-wise but I love that it uses keyword counters.
RockPusher: multi-class, both dogsbody and cannon-fodder?
LRRbot: Butcher's Cleaver [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0. / As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink. / Equip {3}
TheDevil_Risen: excuse me mods
matthaus_c: Cleaver Girl
djalternative: cleaver's butcher?
Juliamon: You may want to rephrase that
TheDevil_Risen: how is that wrong?
Marvoleath: It's interesting that Temur is graveyard centric, instead usual board stuff
TheDevil_Risen:
nice one Graham 
Bugberry: @micalovits I've had fun with it in Brawl with Kotis. Love keyword counters.
Marvoleath: (I guess harmonize is both)
LRRbot: Filigree Familiar [3] | Artifact Creature — Fox [2/2] | When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. / When this creature dies, draw a card.
Bugberry: @Marvoleath it's a bit of both, since you need a relevant board to take advantage of the mechanic.
fcloud: cameron is better but also, somehow, much less rad
RandomTrivia: Fox friend!
RockPusher:
r10pez10: it's like smol sad robot
micalovits: He even helps you get better!
Marvoleath:
and absolutely nothing bad or weird happened with the little guy during phyrexian invasion 
dabudder: thats the only land they sell at stormcount
Drexciya808: death metal deck
Bugberry: the art on that roach is upsetting.
bubba0077: ☢
ReachW: @Bugberry Yeah, I really like that Temur escaped being the newest iteration of power 4+ matters without losing that part of its original identity fully.
r10pez10: do you remember where the new dice are from? those digits are so clear
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Seems appropriate for a mutated cockroach in the Fallout universe tbh
Diabore: ive already forgotten, where dice come from?
Bugberry: @ReachW helps to emphasize they regained their Blue identity.
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Definitely, it just somehow stands out among a bunch of other black insects in Magic.
r10pez10: can you eat the dice
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r10pez10: burger tokens?
UnknownFriday: Burgertokens also makes good small-sized cheap card boxes for board games.
Walla_tv: the + symbol is nice as well since it shows you how to turn it to the bigger number
LRRbot: Naga Fleshcrafter [3U] | Creature — Snake Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield. / Renew — {2}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonlegendary creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
r10pez10: aight thanks
ReachW: @Bugberry Yeah, it's super neat.
LRRbot: Nurgle's Conscription [4B] | Instant | Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.
matthaus_c: big nurgs
Drexciya808: nasty in every way
RandomTrivia:
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
matthaus_c: yo can we see that DT up close 👀
TheDevil_Risen:
Cam 
Stormgod519: so I have come back!
Stormgod519: time to catch up
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: hell yeah
LRRbot: Worst Fears [7B] | Sorcery | You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears.
Stormgod519: oh joy
Stormgod519: mindslaver
MegaDosX: WOW
Drexciya808: what tha hayll
TheDevil_Risen: Lets go!
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r10pez10: i can't believe elspeth died
TheDevil_Risen: white border too
smurfomancer: Gahlly
LRRbot: Imp's Mischief [1B] | Instant | Change the target of target spell with a single target. You lose life equal to that spell's mana value.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
RandomTrivia: WOAH
Stormgod519: oh boy
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
BusTed: awesome
Stormgod519: thats awesome
DeM0nFiRe:
TheDevil_Risen: niceeee
Fruan: OH YES
MegaDosX: That is outstanding
GhostValv: D:
Stormgod519: please choose Nelson
r10pez10: lol
Fruan: Target himself!
oneala: incredible!
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
DeM0nFiRe: perfect
ReachW:
Solo_Support:
RockPusher:
MegaDosX: "Control yourself!" says Ben
Stormgod519: tahnk you
TheDevil_Risen: ggggg
WriterRaven: Flawless. XD
Bugberry: Planar Chaos was a heck of a set
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSwissLion: IMPS MISCHIEF WORST FEARS
Stormgod519: that's great
dabudder: well i mean, if you control nelson you can kill him with nelson
James_the_Dabbler: asdfghjkl This is so good
djalternative: Shrimp's Mischief
TheDevil_Risen: amazing BenBen
cmdrud87: alsso, losee 8
matthaus_c: amoeboy
stippledotter: Nelson can control Melson
WriterRaven: @dabudder Sadly, Ben doesn't control Nelson. Nelson controls Nelson.
MegaDosX: I think Ben did lose the eight life given life totals
Stormgod519: did Ben lose 10?
Stormgod519: wasn't Ben at 34?
TheDevil_Risen: Nelson, Control Yourself!
Drexciya808: brill
matthaus_c: @Stormgod519 8 to Mischief, 2 to combat
RandomTrivia: Rad counters, PhArena and the Mischief are doing a lot of damage
kalsion: @Stormgod519 took 2 from attacker
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Stormgod519: @matthaus_c ah I ignored the combat lol
Stormgod519: ignore me
MegaDosX: I wonder if that's the first time anyone has ever cast Imp's Mischief on a Worst Fears
Fruan: Now Nelson, we're going to need you to dissociate during your turn and experience everything through a layer of abstraction.
r10pez10: it was easy to miss because of imp's mischief on worst fears lol
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX likely first time on camera
TheDevil_Risen:
@Juliamon not sure why that was flagged but all good,
MegaDosX: bobl
aussie_rob_w: My best Imp's Mischief was the turn where I used Tale's End to counter a trigger to copy a spell, and then Imp's Mischief to change the target of the spell to me. The spell was Time Warp.
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: Does this mean Melson will play out Nelly's next turn?
BrowneePointz: Alright. I got some Daiwy Cweam and i'm ready for Cardboard Slingin
Juliamon: TheDevil_Risen Your abbreviation was the first half of a slur
TheDevil_Risen: ohhhh
TheDevil_Risen: i did not see that
TheDevil_Risen: sorry!
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: mind stoning d-- ... no
Drexciya808: slike a new age album cover
Stormgod519: @matthaus_c lol, good save
an_archist2: norads
Stormgod519: aren't we all...
IbunWest:
Drexciya808: in the best way
Bugberry: You played yourself
omdorastrix: Wizards: making infinity stones before they had the licence
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Grand Pappy Nurgle!!
djalternative: deoderant can no longer target or enchant you
TheDevil_Risen: *loud nurgle screaming noises*
Kadenus: does the protection make their deodorant fall off?
BrowneePointz: So Grahamuel, which FF Character do you think would be most flavorful to have the accidentally REALLY good Card, and who do you HOPE is the format all-star for Hee-Hee Hoo-Hoo reasons?
RandomTrivia: I stand by my earlier pun
Stormgod519: !card deoderant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Drexciya808: enchantment
oneala: deodorant can’t save you now!
bubba0077: can you take a shower as a free action to remove deodorant?
johnnylongtorso: there are several people at my LGS with protection from deodorant
Solo_Support: deodorant is definitely a sacrificable artifact token of some kind
Juliamon: chat: it's de-ODOR-ant
Drexciya808: the axe effect is an aura
Stormgod519: @johnnylongtorso its a special action
stippledotter: They're safe from the spray in TCG shop sim
LemonOnRye: Judge question, do your opponents have protection from changelings or is that not a valid creature type?
Tiber727: Protection from deodorant is something familiar to many Magic players.
Feriority: @bubba0077 It's a free action but you'll still probably get a slow play warning
TheDevil_Risen: @Tiber727 I literally have a can of lynx in my game night go bag for this sreason
Stormgod519: @LemonOnRye changeling isnt a creature type. its a static ability on a card
r10pez10: cid
pleonasticTautology: oh, right, i should—
matthaus_c: Cecil looks unreal
LadyLockwood92: Cait Sith.
pleonasticTautology: i hereby promise to not derail this fnpf
r10pez10: it's always fuckin' cid
Stormgod519: Shapeshifter is a creature type
micalovits: I want a chocobo to be banned in legacy and restricted in vintage
Syntheticuh: gilgamesh breaking legacy would send me
BrowneePointz: Cait Sith as a Legacy/Vintage playable would be REALLY funny
Mai_Andra: Lightning should be a planeswalker.
TheDevil_Risen: Cid!
Jepardil: 16 Cids
JonHerzogArtist: "Your deck can have up to 16 cards named Cid"
TheDevil_Risen: that would be amazing
Syntheticuh: which is your favorite cid graham? (mine is 16s)
KeytarCat: Biggs and Wedge, please!
nevyn666: ^
Bugberry: "a deck can contain any number of cards named 'Cid'"
Stormgod519: yeah
GhostValv:
no spoilerinos
Syntheticuh: oh there was? boo
LemonOnRye: noted
TheDevil_Risen:
yeah theres a beeg leak
Stormgod519: agreed
BrowneePointz: They accidentally sent Starter Kits to Brasil. No leaks!
r10pez10: yeah thanks
50keyz: good call
Dog_of_Myth: Wotc did a whoopsie
LostThePirate: XD
Stormgod519: There's a leek in the boat...
Drexciya808: moist
bytecaster: Moist chat
micalovits: No leaks, on leeks!
Voidhawk42: No Farfetch'd, got it
bubba0077: 💧💧💧
RandomTrivia: Plus all the stews you can make with the leeks
James_the_Dabbler: Chat, does it seem moist in here to you
spawnofhastur: @BrowneePointz damn them pinkertons gonna have to buy plane tickets
0x6772: Moist enough in here without any additional leaks.
dabudder: on a friday???
WriterRaven: Mmm, leeks.
pleonasticTautology: graham,
an_archist2: On stream?
vinewood_og: Whoosh. Wav
Stormgod519: on camera, G?
r10pez10: anyway i like +9999
JinaMahavira: on stream??
TheDevil_Risen: Leek goes well in soup
Krillin_fan: Graham!
TheDevil_Risen: chat soup
smurfomancer: GRAHAM
Marvoleath: WotC accidentally sent a bunch of FIN products early in Brazil and Spain, apparently
RatherLargeToad: I’m just hoping Rydia has a card and that it is cool
stippledotter: Potato Leek Soup is so good, but I agree that it's somewhat out of season where I am
RockPusher: G, plz
GhostValv: at a time?
Drexciya808: dripping wet
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
TheDevil_Risen: GRAHAM
lamina5432: we wear dippers for a reason
Chesul: Grahamothy!
LadyLockwood92: Wait, what about Leeks? Can we still talk about the Fifth Doctor.
oneala: hello!
zazamost: it's certainly leaky. everyone's drip is on point
r10pez10: um
vinewood_og: Spicy Night Friday Fight
micalovits: We found out it is a human that is relevant!
letsbelgo: @LemonOnRye changeling is keyword ability, so no. But name any valid creature type at it will work on changling
nevyn666: spoony bard or gtfo
BrowneePointz: more leeks than a Farfetch'd convention
BrowneePointz: *rimshot*
Drexciya808: making it rain
Stormgod519: @LadyLockwood92 Ive heard there's a Walking Dead lair coming out at some point...
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Gekyouryuu: Would Penelope technically be the voltron, since you formed her together?
TheDevil_Risen: @BrowneePointz hahah 10/10
stippledotter: If a changeling is all types, is a changeling also the implied Deodorant type?
LemonOnRye: @letsbelgo sorry, question was if the protection from deodorants. is deodorant a creature type?
LRRbot: Multiclass Baldric [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has lifelink if you control a Cleric, deathtouch if you control a Rogue, haste if you control a Warrior, and flying if you control a Wizard. / As long as you have a full party, prevent all damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. / Equip {2}
smurfomancer: Chat is wet for reasons completely unrelated to Graham 'voltroning' Kathleen....
Stormgod519: @LemonOnRye not currently
TheDevil_Risen: padded shirt
LadyLockwood92: It's the shirt.
vinewood_og: Is deodorant equipment or an enchantment?
Chesul: The Baldric is the belt part, not the shirt.
Stormgod519: Deoderant is not a creature type, but a good question...
LemonOnRye: See!
BrowneePointz: It's a belt slung over the shoulder for Swords/Bugles/Drums Nelson
RandomTrivia:
northos:
there's a predefined list of creature types, and Deodorant isn't on it 
Fruan: Deodorant is CLEARLY an artifact subtype
niccus: is deodorant an artifact or an enchantment?
ReachW: Deodorant is an artifact type, surely.
r10pez10: i think deodorant is an artifact type anyway
gibbousm: Deoderant is an Enchantment type
micalovits: Pretty sure it is an artifact type
MegaDosX: Deodorant has to be an artifact type, yeah
Bugberry: Deodorant is clearly an Aura
LemonOnRye: what is deodorant lol
Stormgod519: lol
niccus: maybe deodorant is a saga since it wears off
lamina5432: deodorant sounds more like an artifact token type
MrSwissLion: Yeah, a baldric is a complicated belt, often used to hold multiple flintlock pistols
Stormgod519: @Bugberry not an equipment?
BrowneePointz: Bladrics are shoulder belts for when you need to hang stuff too heavy for a waist belt
OtherEdgeworth: Deodorant clearly an artifact type
Marvoleath: The creature types are all listed in the CR, if we are keeping it by the rules
BrowneePointz: Baldrics*
Chesul: The padded shirt is a Gambeson.
Gekyouryuu: Deodorant is an equipment with vanishing
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LRRbot: Vorpal Sword [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch. / {5}{B}{B}{B}: Until end of turn, this Equipment gains "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / Equip {B}{B}
MegaDosX: Oh boy
r10pez10: i loved playing smash bros on my gambeson
BrowneePointz: SNICKER SNACK!
Commodore_Perry_GG: vrpl
TheDevil_Risen: actually its a shirt and can also refer to the sash worn over that carries stuff or can be decorative
Bugberry: @Stormgod519 it's an Artifact that creatures aura tokens.
micalovits: Yea, the baldric is the belt thing
Stormgod519: lol, very good
LRRbot: Necron Monolith [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [7/7] | Flying, indestructible / Eternity Gate — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, mill three cards. For each creature card milled this way, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token. / Crew 4
Bugberry: @Stormgod519 creates
Stormgod519: beep beeeeeeeeep
BrowneePointz: This is an ALL STAR in my Greasefang deck!
LemonOnRye: neat
matthaus_c: why do I hear Also Sprach Zarathustra
MegaDosX: Whoof
LadyLockwood92: I dearly love that Vorpal Sword can potentially kill people, it's such good flavour.
Stormgod519: Man, this is the Kathleen night: Sultai represented
BrowneePointz: Nelly, you should see a Greasefang deck loop that Monolith
TheDevil_Risen: no the tokens were specifically in the commander deck
spawnofhastur: i stopped using deodorant and instead i use an alum block so I can use a cologne without having it clash.
BrowneePointz: then you'll see some goofy stuff :3
r10pez10: that is a weird-ass vehicle
Chesul: @TheDevil_Risen Not according the Merriam Webster. the Baldric is just the belt.
Stormgod519: lol
Gekyouryuu: Are they the back side of tokens?
0x6772: Be careful, Graham, that's how you get Necrons.
Stormgod519: Necrodurmu- stop!
matthaus_c: Necroderminance
chrono2x: Necrons have insects on the other side of them, right?
BrowneePointz: Necrons are on the backside of tokens
BrowneePointz: I think Insects
MegaDosX: Ermegerd, Nercrerderminernce
BrowneePointz: maybe Astartes?
LadyLockwood92: Honestly, that's about level with Gundanium.
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
TheDevil_Risen:
@Chesul interesting, thanks
TheDevil_Risen: #themoreyouknow
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz Astartes nuts? sorry
Syntheticuh: how would that card work with a "pay x life, draw x cards" thing? could you pay more than you have and then hope to negate some of it so you dont die?
Chesul: @TheDevil_Risen I think you might be thinking of Gambeson, which is the padded shirt style of armor.
Drexciya808:
@Stormgod519
dabudder: oh wait do rad counters still go away if bens commander rolls a 5?
theamc2000: what definition was given to vorpal
pyrehand: vorpal sword should also be able to make food token so you can have a snickers snack
LadyLockwood92: Because you roll a 20 and cut their head off.
Mai_Andra: do you get to say "vorp" to use the ability?
vinewood_og: Same, Kathleen. Same.
Bugberry: @Syntheticuh it's worded as a trigger, so it's a bit fuzzy
dabudder: !card radiation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Rogue_07: AV 14, baby!
BrowneePointz: Okay yea the Necron tokens are on the back of the 1/1 Flying Artifact Insect tokens
Rogue_07: (I haven't played 40k in almost 2 decades)
dabudder: @BrowneePointz oh god you gave them MOUNTS?
LRRbot: Screeching Scorchbeast [4BB] | Creature — Bat Mutant [5/5] | Flying, menace / Whenever this creature attacks, each player gets two rad counters. / Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.
oneala: @syntheticuh I think you still couldn’t pay more life than you have even if there’s the possibility of negating it. what I would think is that you would resolve the paying x life and drawing x cards and then roll all your dice??
BrowneePointz: @dabudder no. Little Cryptek insects
Drexciya808: @Rogue_07 you haven't missed anything
BrowneePointz: Sorry Canoptek*
Syntheticuh: @oneala that makes sense! ty!
LRRbot: Blight Grenade [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. / All creatures get −3/−3 until end of turn.
dabudder:
@BrowneePointz well yeah but you said they were on the backs of them
Marvoleath: @dabudder Separate effects "For each nonland card milled this way, you lose 1 life and a rad counter."
ztghostie: oh yes, the holy blight grenade
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: you can
Chesul: Ravegers is super good because you can do that, yeah.
BrowneePointz: @dabudder double sided tokens
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: wanna bet?
Fruan: The eternal problem
GhostValv: hah
Marvoleath: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
Stormgod519: Cam can always hit the table w/ his knee
NotCainNorAbel: the table has other ideas
r10pez10: um
dabudder: @BrowneePointz i know i was doing a bit
vinewood_og: Stretch first, cam
LadyLockwood92: Not without breaking tos anyways.
LemonOnRye: !card cameron, meat suit
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: !card archbound ravager
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card arcbound ravager
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / Modular 1
Stormgod519: fudge
Stormgod519: hold on
r10pez10: is the pilot an artifact creature anyways
Diabore: ravager still needs a target though, also iirc modular is only artifact creatures?
Fruan: Does modular target?
Stormgod519: yes
Stormgod519: it does
Fruan: Yeah, right
MegaDosX: I don't think it's even an artifact
Stormgod519: that's what I was going to check
Rogue_07: Magic is complicated, yo
50keyz: Nelson explaining all this REALLY makes me wish the judge program was still up and running
micalovits: But G does get a spirit right?
r10pez10: it is always handy to have someone fluent in rules interactions
oneala: @50keyz right?! it’s really too bad.
Chesul: @Diabore Yep, just looked up the ravager, modular is only artifact creatures.
NotCainNorAbel: ghost?
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
matthaus_c: Zombie Assistant, Zombie Accountant
BrowneePointz: WOAH Black Mana! (wham ba-lam!)
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
theamc2000: please don’t choke you esto
Chesul: @BrowneePointz Now I want to make a custom set just to have a cycle of cards named "Betty", just to have some lyrics on the black one.
Stormgod519: yes
50keyz: Thanks Nelly!
Marvoleath: I wonder if/when we get a land with "behold Island" etc
matthaus_c: 🅱️auble
djalternative: The Judge Foundry is the place where Judges are forged from molten metal
Drexciya808: yolo
Natedogg2: I'm forged from molten metal? I hate being the last one to know.
Jadaris: Donate your commander to someone else, so you can kick your own ass
pleonasticTautology: haha, one!
MrSwissLion: Built your own Marit Lage
LRRbot: Nurgle's Rot [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand and you create a 1/3 black Demon creature token named Plaguebearer of Nurgle.
Stormgod519: Is that legal?
RatherLargeToad: Can you die to commander damage from your own commander?
Stormgod519: @RatherLargeToad Yes
KeytarCat: Someone stole my commander and almost killed me with my own commander damage
matthaus_c: Nurgle's Rot is my favourite kind of substitution cipher
LRRbot: Overcharged Amalgam [2UU] | Creature — Zombie Horror [3/3] | Flash / Flying / Exploit / When this creature exploits a creature, counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
noisyblizzard: what’s Bens Token Producer?
RatherLargeToad: @stormgod519 Neat!
Stormgod519: he indeed sacrificed himself
MegaDosX: Overcountered
Drexciya808: dayumn
Bugberry: Reminds me of Nettlevine Blight
Marvoleath: Cameron exploiting himself
smurfomancer: Cameron, Exploitation Approver
jimmythebusdriver: Did Cam pay Commander Tax when he
jimmythebusdriver: replayed himself?
WriterRaven: mena-ché
LRRbot: Vorpal Sword [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch. / {5}{B}{B}{B}: Until end of turn, this Equipment gains "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / Equip {B}{B}
LRRbot: Infesting Radroach [2B] | Creature — Insect Mutant [2/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, they get that many rad counters. / Whenever an opponent mills a nonland card, if this creature is in your graveyard, you may return it to your hand.
theamc2000: that bug to detailed
LoadingReadyRun: Master A Roachy
BrowneePointz: *inserts the dancing roach gif meme*
Drexciya808: a Beatrix Potter roach
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: itsa very Michigan J Frog pose
Riiiiiiis: Hi friends playing the game ..!!
BrowneePointz: we're talking about Life Totals not Ages Nelly
BrowneePointz:
theamc2000: what card is grave titan?
Riiiiiiis: Hii Gray-ham
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matthaus_c: @theamc2000 4BB 6/6, etb or attacks make two 2/2 zombies
Marvoleath: @theamc2000 Screeching Scorchbeast
oneala: I see Nelson is still controlling himself during his turn. Worst Fears is putting in some work!
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
theamc2000: @matthaus_c @marvoleath ty
BrowneePointz: irl Ben's just a lil guy!
Marvoleath: !card Screeching Scorchbeast
LRRbot: Screeching Scorchbeast [4BB] | Creature — Bat Mutant [5/5] | Flying, menace / Whenever this creature attacks, each player gets two rad counters. / Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.
matthaus_c: Flenace
LRRbot: Orvar, the All-Form [3U] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter [3/3] | Changeling / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets one or more other permanents you control, create a token that's a copy of one of those permanents. / When a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard this card, create a token that's a copy of target permanent.
Stormgod519: Witch Card!
lamina5432: do we have a grave titan commander?
Drexciya808: what was the assignment
micalovits: Right, the anti archon card that suddenly got expensive
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | Affinity for artifacts / When Emry enters, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
LRRbot: Cyberdrive Awakener [5U] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Flying / Other artifact creatures you control have flying. / When this creature enters, until end of turn, each noncreature artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4.
LRRbot: Metalwork Colossus [{11}] | Artifact Creature — Construct [10/10] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of noncreature artifacts you control. / Sacrifice two artifacts: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
LRRbot: Lazotep Quarry | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color. / {X}{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.
matthaus_c: Scorchbeast kinda feels like an Amonkhet Demon, so that's sick
LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.
BrowneePointz: on the other hand you just gotta be friends with Saudi royalty and get put into a game
Hadouken_lol_catz: kof 13 used to have a 2.99 rtier above S cause how good the dlc was
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Drexciya808: terminator
ElektroTal: oh man, good thing i logged into the channel cause i was about to excitedly text graham my thoughts on the finale, lol
ReachW: Hi Shivam!
BrowneePointz: No spoilies in chat Shivam!
micalovits: Do it.
Gekyouryuu: Hey, shivam
Drexciya808:
Shivam! 
definenull: hi shivam!
omdorastrix: 24-h spoiler free zone
pleonasticTautology: hi shivam
Stormgod519: hi Shivam!!!
RayFK: Wait I can text you?
RayFK: Sick I'll bug you
ElektroTal: lol
pleonasticTautology: lol hi jordan
theamc2000: I won’t text you
Julian_Rogue: Hey G. was there ever a plan to have Prof doa cameo besides the intro for the police squad episode?
TheDevil_Risen:
micalovits: Well, can't share your thoughts about the Finale
ElektroTal: Will you be selling Wheeler Painting merch?
LRRbot: Karn's Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Proliferate.
ElektroTal: cause ngl i want wheeler sleeves
Bugberry: I'm still hoping for some Shadowmoor -1/-1 cards
Stormgod519: it was so good
Julian_Rogue: Got it. thanks!
TheWriterAleph: fate worse than death
Dog_of_Myth: It was a good bit.
RayFK: Graham did you ever consider replacing the ending of the police squad ending with a lineup of you and your friends crying over power creeped cards?
anhakha: I'm late to the video, was watching Friday Nights. What do the custom commanders do?
definenull: !decks
definenull: oops
BrowneePointz: I thought you said Chinese Zombie Cam, which just made me think, do we have ANY Jiangshi in Magic?
Dog_of_Myth: Necrons vs Nurgle
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: "how could you possibly make a zombie more horrifying??" 'it flies'
gualdhar: @RayFK that is way too topical and current for LRR
omdorastrix: I kinda wish you could have figure out a pouring coffee type gag analog for the end credit freeze-frame - one of my favourites from police squad
Marvoleath: @anhakha They are some of the ones from FN credits
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
Stormgod519: true
micalovits: Is he though? Phelda prison was rude
definenull: after the rashomon episode, i wouldn't call adam "normal"
Stormgod519: Well, Wheeler would be Jund
LRRbot: Arcane Denial [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. / You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
theamc2000: prison is white
Syntheticuh: "if" yall do a season 10? BibleThump
matthaus_c: Wheeler with Thalia text. now, which Thalia? Yes!
Marvoleath: @anhakha Graham in lieu of Kathleen, she is a Goblin Rogue but sometimes is just a normal Human; Cameron is a "meat suit" that makes a pilot upon dying
BrowneePointz: Adam FN is White Aligned Hero, Wheeler FN is White Aligned Villain
ElektroTal: also, is Missy just an actress you know, or is she a part of the LRR crew i've managed to never interact with in any way?
Stormgod519: @matthaus_c one with the frog
Stormgod519: Wheeler from the show should be Jund
niccus: orzhov ruin your week
Julian_Rogue: wheeler has all colors but they're all hybrid white
matthaus_c: the age old question, "so, are you /in/ LRR?"
Stormgod519: lol
korvys: She was in that award winning sketch
ElektroTal: i've seen her on friday nights, but otherwise like never
korvys: (or just nominated?)
Juliamon: Doctors Hate Her had reach
Marvoleath: @anhakha Ben is a large Nurgle boy that can prevent some of life loss with d6 rolls 5-6; Nelson is a 2/2 haste for {B} that can look at top card and may concede by looking at the bottom if he says "damn nice"
djalternative: "You and We and She had children" is a fantastic turn of phrase
LRRbot: Solemn Doomguide [3BB] | Creature — Tiefling Cleric [4/5] | Flying / Each creature card in your graveyard that's a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and/or Wizard has unearth {1}{B}.
Stormgod519: Mad Robot?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: feels like a very amorphous thing
northos:
doomguy?
definenull: oh.
BrowneePointz: Solemn Doom Guy
thrythlind: "You and me and she" is a fun construction
Julian_Rogue:
everyone besides Graham and paul "I don't know if I'm inthe crew" due to everyone having imposter syndrom
Aarek: I am 95% sure Graham is in the LRR crew though
korvys: Are you technically a member of LRR, Graham?
omdorastrix: Wait... has doesloadingreadyrunstillmakefridaynights dot com been updated?
Gekyouryuu: Missy has an child or more? yay for her. :3
Drexciya808: sol badguy
Stormgod519: is ceiling egg in the LRR crew?
Bugberry: like the Guide from What We Do in the Shadows.
anyGould: "member of LRR" is like "member of Avengers" - there's the folks who are always there, the folks who show up for guest spots, and the folks who get called in for Endgame.
WriterRaven: Whimsical Doomguide is the name of my new video game walkthroughs Youtube channel.
Juliamon: omdorastrix Dunno, it's up to whoever owns it (who is not LRR)
GreatSacrificer: She's part of the expanded LRRiverse.
oneala: The Simic Slaw is my favorite LRR member.
Marvoleath: !fnquestion
Julian_Rogue: you pay her union rates >.>
omdorastrix: I prefer to think "is member of LRR" as "Part of the greater LRRSphere"
anhakha: A contractor, not on the payroll full time. Gotcha.
MegaDosX: LRRdjacent
Mattmitchell45: Is Ban Ki-moon a member of the LRR crew?
matthaus_c: it's always entertaining when y'all describe her as a Real Actress
Cptasparagus: what
ElektroTal: i definitely wasn't looking for her tax rates, lol
djalternative: How many Non-Human members of LRR are there?
Drexciya808: need the timecards
public_key_reveal_party: the extended univlrrse
GasCityGaming: I'm not usually this guy, but is Ben's mic on?
omdorastrix: @djalternative Pistachio, Bartleby, Gibb, Kathleen?
ElektroTal: hilariously, someone in Chicago thought i was a victoria local and affiliated with LRR because of all the stuff i do with wheeler
corpocracy: Is Ben's mic low/off?
LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
definenull: @djalternative there's at least gibb, bartleby, pistachio...
jimmythebusdriver: @djalternative Gibb
BrowneePointz: At Eternity's Gate is a neat film for what it's worth
ElektroTal: they were like "welcome to the states!"
BusTed:
@ElektroTal
Bugberry: "I'm going to make you a bit more rad"
MrSwissLion: Wow, Cameron is good at politics
public_key_reveal_party: @djalternative arguably graham and kathleens cats
Drexciya808: pretty pretty good
KeytarCat: Aight, I'm off to game night, have fun all!
aussie_rob_w: I feel like if you wanted Cam's deck in paper, Dmry would be a good legal commander?
LRRbot: Poxwalkers [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Deathtouch / Curse of the Walking Pox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
matthaus_c: the BOYS
TheWriterAleph: poggers?
Stormgod519: poggifers?
matthaus_c: I want these guys in my blunt rotation
Dog_of_Myth: Pogwalkers
ElektroTal: poxifers
omdorastrix: @djalternative Oh, I forgot the cats, Remy, etc...
Stormgod519: @ElektroTal dammit Shivam, that's so good!
definenull: 14?!?
LRRbot: Outrageous Robbery [XBB] | Instant | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast it.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Bugberry: I prefer the Poxjoggers
Stormgod519: 12!?!
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Yeah, that's good
RatherLargeToad: Truly truly?
Bugberry: The perfect crime
definenull: a third hand you say
MegaDosX: Yeah, it's a second hand
korvys: 12 Ghontis
Stormgod519: the true second hand
0x6772: 12 is soooo many for X there
Bugberry: kind of Villainous Wealth
Drexciya808: gamer
korvys: 12 Gontis, rather
BrowneePointz: It was also a standard playable card in the R/B deck for a bit before Duskmourn IIRC
Simonark: If you enjoyed HBO’s Chernobyl, Tonight’s FNPF is for you. Who will turn out to be Jared Harris? The reviews aren’t the only thing that’s glowing.
Stormgod519: lol
Marvoleath: @aussie_rob_w the new Mu Yangling or Katsumasa might be better, if you want to focus on the vehicle subtheme
Krillin_fan: Ben, you remain the best at Commander, I just want you to know that
Krillin_fan:
like, genuinely
Stormgod519: What the imp doin?
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Stormgod519: hi Liliana
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: oh god
Bugberry: Basically Squee
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: that's a problem
LRRbot: Nest of Scarabs [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
baskwalla: Cameron the Wary
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LRRbot: Contagion Engine [6] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, put a −1/−1 counter on each creature target player controls. / {4}, {T}: Proliferate twice.
Stormgod519: oh jeez
Drexciya808: sick card
ElektroTal: nest of scarabs is one of my hapatra pet cards
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Stormgod519: oofa
Drexciya808: lol
korvys: !card Reparations
LRRbot: Reparations [1WU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell that targets you or a creature you control, you may draw a card.
MrSwissLion: "{I broke your machine, but these two faberge eggs fell out, here you go."
LRRbot: Victimize [2B] | Sorcery | Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.
PadawanTK16: " hey can I see that" *drops it in a band saw*
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Apprentice Necromancer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it.
LRRbot: Boggart Trawler [2B] (back: Boggart Bog) | Creature — Goblin [3/1] | When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard.
dabudder: 'making cameron whimper' as a goal on fnpf is WILD
Marvoleath: @korvys that sure is a flavor text
Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwow
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Stormgod519: well, Damn is a sorcery
Drexciya808: @Marvoleath lol
vinewood_og: "We were friends?"
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer (front: Liliana, Heretical Healer) | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+2]: Each player discards a card. / [−X]: Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."
Stormgod519: fun discard...
Drexciya808: lands on hand
kynelwynn: Nelson's a Legend anyay
Feriority: Lili's -X says nonlegendary
drcthulu: nelson's two creatures he brought back are tapped
drcthulu: from the victimize card text
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: my favorite Magic subgame, "Is that a human?"
drcthulu: all good, I love me a good victimize, such a good reanimate card
Stormgod519: lol
LoadingReadyRun: Butt Haste?
MrSwissLion: Butt Haste
Mai_Andra: soft, butt haste
MrSwissLion: @LoadingReadyRun Same hat
Drexciya808: hey beavis
Stormgod519: a what?
irenrose: Butt Haste is letting defenders attack
Stormgod519: emergerd
BrowneePointz: BURTHERHURD?
BrowneePointz: Vertiburd!?
Desruprot: Brotherherd Verdiherd
Stormgod519: Gesundheit?!?
irenrose: It's not fast but faster than usually
BrowneePointz: Dirgur Urrlurrn Durrgurrn!
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i almost choked on my buffalo chickem pizza lol
RayFK: Gas leak hit hard huh?
generalpurpose: This is what it would sound like if the Swedish Chef played magic
WriterRaven: FNPF starring Swedish Chef?
Stormgod519: lol thanks Jordan
anhakha: Don't forget to cast is with the shine shadow snarl.
Drexciya808: woding wedy wun
oberon939: Erfurt wernderfer
WriterRaven: @generalpurpose same brain cell!
oneala: Bork Bork Bork
LRRbot: Scrapyard Recombiner [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Modular 2 / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for a Construct card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: Okay now try that sentence again with your teet hclenched
BrowneePointz: teeth!
Stormgod519: scwapyawd wecombinewr
Desruprot: @oberon939 sounds right
BrowneePointz: stupid keyboard!
anhakha: Teeth!
Bugberry: I like that Robot is a type now, but it does overlap with Construct a lot.
korvys: Chandra minifiig, pls
generalpurpose: @WriterRaven Haha yep
MrSwissLion: Elesh Norn Minifig
Stormgod519: Spiderman?!? From Magic, the Gathering?!?
Drexciya808: sounds phyrexian to me
Dog_of_Myth: OMG YES G
RayFK: You can build Ravnica, with the Guildmaster's Guide to Ravnica Graham!
MrSwissLion: So many... panels
pleonasticTautology: you build ravnica and it's like the death star set
matthaus_c: get all your architecture jokes primed
definenull: omg ravnica lego?!? where do i sign up
pleonasticTautology: just a huge orb
LRRbot: Imprisoned in the Moon [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.
LadyLockwood92: So many pieces...
mouseguin: I would totally buy ravnican lego
BrowneePointz: Best I can do is a Therosian Temple Graham
matthaus_c: necronolith
Gadora: MtG Lego would require doing math though. Math is for blockers, after all.
Bionull: Soon everything Nelson does will be a mana source
dutchmoose: Weatherlight lego set would be rad
definenull: @Gadora BOOOO
Porytal: A Bolas's Citadel LEGO set complete with Bolas and the God-Eternals would be sweet
Dog_of_Myth: @Gadora Well played
Stormgod519: this is where we find out there's a Battle of Witz in a deck
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i wanna build a lego bust of Karn
Stormgod519: @Gadora oh come on...
Dromos_GHG: Black Lotus Botanical Lego build
pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
MrSwissLion: If that could fit on a button, it would be a good one
Stormgod519: Prefer to Ponder, myself...
Bugberry: Urza and Mishra were basically Master Builders
LRRbot: Nesting Grounds | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.
anhakha: Arena for a second card?
Stormgod519: Serge foiled that?
dabudder: hole MD
Feriority:
foil
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
BrowneePointz: Doctor HWAAA
Stormgod519: you put the hole in your what?!?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: doctor whomstv
BrowneePointz: Good old Professor Brown-Eye
anhakha: Fall of thran
anhakha: All the way down.
Verrain2: Ncuti Gatwa read questions on Jeopardy.
Stormgod519: no
Stormgod519: it is not
MrSwissLion: Gavin!
ztghostie: @Stormgod519 you're punking me
korvys: No, but "mass land destruction" is a thing
Stormgod519: Theyre not GCs
anhakha: No, running armageddon just makes it a 3 minimum.
BrowneePointz: It is not. Mass LD auto sets a Bracket
MegaDosX: It's not a game changer but MLD is bracket 4
Stormgod519: but theyre in their own group
Stormgod519: Mass Land Denial effects are in their own category
MrSwissLion: Ah, gw Gavin
Stormgod519: so stuff like Armageddon, Stasis, WInter Orb, Blood Moon, Contamination, etc... are all in their own little list
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: EVERYONE PROLIFERATES
BrowneePointz: Yea back when I played a LOT a local at our game store had a Teysa(og) LD commander deck and I was always just confused as to why
BrowneePointz: cuz every game with it was MISERABLE
Stormgod519: take 2?
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
MegaDosX: That Terror's back on the escalator again!
BrowneePointz: ermagerd burnurshed hurt!
MrSwissLion: @Ben as a Veteran explorer in my graveyard deck enjoyer, heck yeah
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: Me too, G
MrSwissLion: Everyone loves that buy
BrowneePointz: The day I no longer find Gersberms funny is the day I no longer have a Soul
QuixoticScrivener: how much ramp does Nelson need for his 1 mana commander?
LRRbot: Whip of Erebos [2BB] | Legendary Enchantment Artifact | Creatures you control have lifelink. / {2}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Activate only as a sorcery.
dabudder: nelson stole bens car
Stormgod519: @QuixoticScrivener all the ramp in the world
Bugberry: ghost ride the whip
LRRbot: Massacre Girl, Known Killer [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [4/4] | Menace / Creatures you control have wither. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.
Drexciya808: break ya mama's back
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its KNOWN
LadyLockwood92: Still no voice has made me laugh as hard as Graham's Droopy Dog impression.
wrapscalion: I miss wither
Cptasparagus: wifelink
Gekyouryuu: Massacre Wurm, Known Tiller
anhakha: It' known, but Who's gonna stop her?
TheDevil_Risen: banger card
MrSwissLion: Wait, does wither brick lifelink, or does it work
Stormgod519: I really want a Gix
Cptasparagus: @MrSwissLion it still deals damage
Dog_of_Myth: It works
MegaDosX: Notably, Gix is symmetrical
Bugberry: @MrSwissLion it's simultaneous
Stormgod519: you still gain life
MrSwissLion: That's fun
Stormgod519: it just modifies how the damage is marked
Stormgod519: it doesnt replace it
Drexciya808: wither is the sickest mechanic .. or was
anhakha: Weirdly enough, wither works fine with Commander damage.
Feriority: Does Ben's damage prevention work with Gix? It's loss of life, right?
LadyLockwood92: We gotta find somewhere to put it, it's just taking up space.
MrSwissLion: Whip's too fair
anhakha: Damage causes loss of life. So if damage is prevented, no life loss, no fix triggers
anhakha: *gix
Stormgod519: @Gekyouryuu I so desperately wanted to keep this going, but that's the only other card that has Massacre as its first word...
Feriority: @anhakha I mean can he prevent the damage from paying for Gix?
Bugberry: @Feriority that's not damage
BrowneePointz: Wither and Lifelink. Wifelink. Wait no
Feriority: I thought Ben was losing life, not taking damage, my bad.
Drexciya808:
wife link 
Stormgod519: wifewink...
LRRbot: Nest of Scarabs [2B] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more −1/−1 counters on a creature, create that many 1/1 black Insect creature tokens.
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz Wifetime!
Drexciya808: these are the days of our wives
Stormgod519: gontiiiiiii
BrowneePointz: Everything's comin up Nelhouse
matthaus_c: this is the sickest mill strategy
Stormgod519: oh cool, new card...
LRRbot: Terror of Towashi [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Ogre [4/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {3}{B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
Dog_of_Myth:
stippledotter:
BrowneePointz: "What does...Krappenpanz mean?"
BrowneePointz: No. Chewie isn't in Magic yet Ben
LRRbot: Amoeboid Changeling [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / {T}: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn. / {T}: Target creature loses all creature types until end of turn.
matthaus_c: one of the most gender cards ever
LRRbot: Graveshifter [3B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [2/2] | Changeling / When this creature enters, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
pleonasticTautology: nope
Cptasparagus: it doesn't
RayFK: It absolutely doesn't
AugmentingPath: Ditto is like a decade older
pleonasticTautology: ditto is gen 1
Cptasparagus: lorwyn was like 07?
Chartle: ditto is like 1995
pleonasticTautology: 1995/6
letsbelgo: yeah, ditto is old
Bugberry: Lorwyn was 2007, Ditto was from the 90s
dianafire__: original pokemon yep
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / This creature can't block and can't be blocked.
anhakha: At least he's a starfish...
pleonasticTautology: next year is pokémon's thirtiest anniversaryyyyyy
BrowneePointz: Amoeba Changeling is 1/2 ditto, 1/2 Lady Cassandra from Doctor Who
MrSwissLion: Best 3 men and a baby remake idea
Chesul: Ah yes, the classic party, 3 shapeshifters and a cleric.
Diabore: we like to party party
frameshifty: 3 shapeshifters and a cleric walk into an edh game...
mouseguin: @BrowneePointz hard agree
theamc2000: the guy made Penni Parker
Bladinus:
@pleonasticTautology wow, I didn't know it has the same anniversary as Sonic!
pleonasticTautology: three cheers for sweet revenge remaster this summer!
WriterRaven: @frameshifty The Cleric says "You're lucky you can make yourselves shorter, that hurt like mad!"
Stormgod519: thurndur hurk
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Thernderherk
WriterRaven: ermahgerd thernderherk
Kaerose: @pleonasticTautology oh really? that's pretty cool news
pleonasticTautology: we started listening to mcr last year; one of our headmates really enjoys listening to them
BrowneePointz: Like, that Amoeba Changeling 100% says "Moisturize me"
LadyLockwood92: Also Jimmy Urine turned out to b a asshole, I mean...big shock, but still.
pleonasticTautology: i'm the "strong vocalsynth opinions" headmate
Alex_Frostfire: Pokemon Red/Blue was released in NA about two before Urza's Saga, if anyone's curious.
Alex_Frostfire: *two weeks even.
mouseguin: wow that's cool
smurfomancer: In the vein of Olivia's "duel of the fates" deck, there's some cards like thunderhawk gunship or (esp.) hangarback walker that I can only hear to the tune of Queen's "Paperback Writer"
Diabore: @LadyLockwood92 jimmy... urine?
pleonasticTautology: (we're 36 as of this past tuesday so pokémon is like. our Primary Thing ™ ™ ™)
MrSwissLion: "Put your head in the Vise, Shinji"
Juliamon: LadyLockwood92 Are you conflating Mindless Self Indulgence with My Chemical Romance?
BrowneePointz: My Mindless Chemical Self-Indulgent Romance
BrowneePointz: MMSCIR
LRRbot: Plague Drone [3B] | Creature — Demon [3/3] | Flying / Rot Fly — If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
LadyLockwood92: @Juliamon No, they were talking about Mindless Self Indulgence getting their lunch ate by MCR.
BrowneePointz: MMCSIR*
LadyLockwood92: Like...they *said* MSI.
MrSwissLion: Lovely Art Attack, Nelly
anhakha: Would have been funny with Nelson's Whip of Erebos...
Juliamon: ah, I haven't been paying full attention and chat was only saying MCR
stippledotter: I appreciate the EDSC crying emoji
Cptasparagus: is Nelly answering the Arena questionnaire "did you have fun? :)/:("
BrowneePointz: Also, his full name is Jimmy Euringer, who WILLINGLY names themself "James Piss" as a stage name
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, kinda tells you everything you need to know really.
BrowneePointz: Or in German. Zweihander
LadyLockwood92: dos.
lifeandpain71: hi how’s everyone doing
LRRbot: Amoeboid Changeling [1U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / {T}: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn. / {T}: Target creature loses all creature types until end of turn.
LRRbot: Fiend of the Shadows [3BB] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles a card from their hand. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / Sacrifice a Human: Regenerate this creature.
Stormgod519: oh wow
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
Stormgod519: wooooow
oneala: wow!!
mouseguin: now she definitely say "moisturise me"
TheDevil_Risen: dammm
Stormgod519: @mouseguin pfft
korvys: !card Solumn Doomguide
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RatherLargeToad: That’s some good Doom guiding
GasCityGaming: Kathleen isn't, it's nonlegendary though
Stormgod519: !card solum doomguide
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Voidhawk42: !card doomguide
LRRbot: Solemn Doomguide [3BB] | Creature — Tiefling Cleric [4/5] | Flying / Each creature card in your graveyard that's a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and/or Wizard has unearth {1}{B}.
stippledotter: !card solemn doomguide
BrowneePointz: All Solemn Doom Guys? Rip and Tear Graham. Rip and Tear.
Mattmitchell45: Fiend of Shadows will also steal all their Cards
lifeandpain71: What’s Ben playing?
Mattmitchell45: Oops, nvm it was Doomguide
BrowneePointz: Fun Fact: Roaches are actually INCREDIBLY clean insects
Stormgod519: uh oh...
Stormgod519: oh nooooo
korvys: Chat, is there an official name for the cards that are actually other cards (like the Godzilla cards)?
LRRbot: Aetherize [3U] | Instant | Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.
LRRbot: Bile Blight [BB] | Instant | Target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature get −3/−3 until end of turn.
Stormgod519: oh wow
Dog_of_Myth: yes
yoshikunit: oh dang
TheWriterAleph:
BusTed: Oops whoops
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Juliamon: yes, the presence of roaches is indicative of the human living there, not the other way around. They're there because YOU'RE filthy.
Alex_Frostfire: Normally that just kills tokens but that's a very funny use.
northos:
yeah, technically Cameron would respond first, but Ben can tell him what he's about to use so it's fine 
matthaus_c: @Juliamon hell yeah game recognises game
Mattmitchell45: Nurgle is very concerned with Kosher and Halal plays
Diabore: theyre all fliers right?
Diabore: does cams dudes have reach?
mouseguin: wonder in grave
Desruprot: a big three damage
Diabore: ty
Voidhawk42: the reason we keep coming back to Warhammer, despite its *many* faults, is that it is METAL as ****
RayFK: and now everyone can pretend that aetherize doesn't exist
dianafire__: deep exhale... pass.
micalovits: Æther what now? I don't remember anything like that
LRRbot: Cauldron of Souls [5] | Artifact | {T}: Choose any number of target creatures. Each of those creatures gains persist until end of turn.
mouseguin: you might say it was *rad*
BrowneePointz: it gives Kindred decks wrath protection
BrowneePointz: ESPECIALLY if they can put counters on their stuff
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oh, are these custom commanders from the Friday Nights opening scene?
Chartle: not even just kindred
Voidhawk42: Could activate after attackers before blockers
Chartle: straight up any creature deck
BrowneePointz: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen ding ding
smurfomancer: Yes! Love giving other people's creatures unblockable
BrowneePointz: True Chartle. Kindred Commander decks just get more mileage out of the wrath protection unless they're ETB heavy
TheDevil_Risen: YESS
TheDevil_Risen: aww
BrowneePointz: From the Bloomburrow Deck!
Desruprot: Rolling Hamsphere is a card
TheDevil_Risen: it went into the bin
BrowneePointz: Cam you should READ the Hamsphere
Stormgod519: I got a rock
BrowneePointz: it's a FUNNY as hell card
Voidhawk42: Please put Rolling Hamsphere on the card reader, I really want to see it
Mattmitchell45: Graham counted in a very Goblin way
BrowneePointz: !card Rolling Hamsphere
LRRbot: Rolling Hamsphere [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control. / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control. / Crew 3
LRRbot: Rolling Hamsphere [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | This Vehicle gets +1/+1 for each Hamster you control. / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create three 1/1 red Hamster creature tokens, then it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Hamsters you control. / Crew 3
MrSwissLion: The Nothing to Report Report
matthaus_c: are there Hamtaro tokens still circulating among Victoria Canlander players
Leo_rhubarb: hey i've been gone for a while, this is till game 1? Lol
BrowneePointz: Also an All-star in my Greasefang deck
mouseguin: still game 1
BrowneePointz: Morpeko
rogerivany: I only have hangry mode.
RayFK: uh ohhhhhh paaaaastryyyyyy
Diabore:
aetherize
goombalax: Tainted remedy
Skyotonic: Rolling Hamsphere+ minsc and boo are best friends :3
BrowneePointz: yea Pawmi, Dedenne and Morpeko are all Hamster coded
TheDevil_Risen: @Skyotonic that's exactly why i had the alter commissioned
mouseguin: a bunch of a the pikachu clones have hamster features
matthaus_c: Tainted card power rankings obv has Pact at the top, but Remedy is a real good one, and I'm partial to Aether
LRRbot: Nuclear Fallout [XBB] | Sorcery | Each creature gets twice −X/−X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.
Skyotonic: @TheDevil_Risen the hamsphere or minsc or both
dianafire__: love it when they say the name of the show
HorusFive: No.. Wait... No, it is bad.
LRRbot: Persist [1B] | Sorcery | Return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it.
jimmythebusdriver: Persist triggers!
LRRbot: Screeching Scorchbeast [4BB] | Creature — Bat Mutant [5/5] | Flying, menace / Whenever this creature attacks, each player gets two rad counters. / Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.
dianafire__: huh that Persist card works just like persist
BrowneePointz: the Pip boy fallout is dece, but the original Jason Rainville art is in-credible
Skyotonic: i always liked the "sketch art" cards
jimmythebusdriver: Cameron's board should come back
Drexciya808: goated art
TheDevil_Risen:
@Skyotonic the hamsphere
LRRbot: Callidus Assassin [4UB] | Creature — Human Shapeshifter Assassin [3/3] | Flash / Polymorphine — You may have this creature enter tapped as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature with the same name as this creature."
iPsyop: oh we're doing the playtest commander thing again cool !
TherapyforNarwhals: Game one?
northos: greetings, you screeching scorchbeasts!
pleonasticTautology: @iPsyop these are commanders from the opening credits of friday nights
pleonasticTautology: and yes this is game 1
Skyotonic: no game 2?
northos: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Vermin Gorgers!
MrSwissLion: The Necron Big Rock is creatures, don't feel bad graham
northos: @Skyotonic they haven't said either way, but it's probably a bit late to start a second game
iPsyop: @pleonasticTautology oh I missed the friday night's drop I was playing d&d and just got done XD
LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Skyotonic: i mean its only its 7ish pst
LRRbot: Rise and Shine [1U] | Sorcery | Target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 0/0 artifact creature. Put four +1/+1 counters on each artifact that became a creature this way. / Overload {4}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
northos: @Skyotonic yeah, so this game has already gone ~2 hours and they have <1 hour left in the scheduled stream time
Drexciya808: Cameron, meat popsicle
stippledotter: It's the last life that matters!
LRRbot: Clown Car [X] | Artifact — Vehicle [1/1] | When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. / Crew 2
goombalax: reference to a joke in the penultimate episode of Friday Nights
smurfomancer: Does Cam have every myt battle sphere variant?
Commodore_Perry_GG: now THIS is warhammer
BusTed: shooka shooka
northos: a perfectly average result
Skyotonic: cue clown car horn
Drexciya808: dakka dakka
TheDevil_Risen: beep beep
Fruan: Guran Lagan!
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: very flavorful
Alex_Frostfire: Completely new sentence.
Voidhawk42: Harlequins stealing Necron monolith
StrykerBoh:
northos:
oh good, Ben came prepared 
TheDevil_Risen:
its a necron babushka doll
Drexciya808: skurrr
MegaDosX: Vibes of Olivia Gobert-Hicks' Pramikon deck, crewing vehicles to crew other vehicles and giving them weapons to hold
baskwalla: Nice one Paul
Mattmitchell45: Necrons deserve the dignity of a Clown Car impact
TheDevil_Risen: 3 saves
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
Tiber727: I'm imagining Megas XLR, but with a clown car.
MegaDosX: That was the wildest Fireball I've ever seen
Drexciya808: what in the actual
TheDevil_Risen:
BEN your dicrolling luck
matthaus_c: Ben, your card is fascinating
Voidhawk42: Cam and Ben came for AFK
blackroseimmortal7: how can we see the commanders
ouroboros0116: Rad is lose of life not damage
BrowneePointz: It's now Enter the Gladiators in a Middle Eastern Scale/Mode and Synthwave now Cam
TheDevil_Risen: ded
MegaDosX: Oooof
TheDevil_Risen: AFK roll
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooof
RainyMint: Oooof
TheDevil_Risen: ooof
StrykerBoh:
WriterRaven: rip in pieces
BrowneePointz: Ben has become Imagine Dragons
Melfina__: Oooof loofah
Voidhawk42: Feel No Pain = Felt The Pain
letsbelgo: We all die sometime - nnurgle maybe
mouseguin: still a rad deck tho
TheDevil_Risen: *dying nurgle screams*
MegaDosX: Unlucky
BrowneePointz: Ben is waking up, to ash and dust
smurfomancer: Hurray, Graham and Cam can wear deodorant again!!
TheDevil_Risen: these brews are amazing btw
TheDevil_Risen: i love it
RayFK: Look if there's anyone I know that makes me feel "Rad" it's Ben
vinewood_og: Big Sandwich time?
Skyotonic: ben got died to a radioactive clown car...that is a first..
korvys: The symbol of her church?
TheDevil_Risen: Magic The Gathering !
stippledotter: Russian Roulette but it's math
Mattmitchell45: Can any human truly own a Clown Car?
Drexciya808: this is like the end of porco Rosso when the planes are crashed and they fistfight in the water
LRRbot: Mechtitan Core [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/4] | {5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control. / Crew 2
TheDevil_Risen: 3
LRRbot: Efficient Construction [3U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Unstoppable Plan [2U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, untap all nonland permanents you control.
mouseguin: go jace help cam
50keyz: god i love clown car
anhakha: Cam'll untap now anyways
MegaDosX: Plan trigger
Cptasparagus: a truly blue/black table
LRRbot: Callidus Assassin [4UB] | Creature — Human Shapeshifter Assassin [3/3] | Flash / Polymorphine — You may have this creature enter tapped as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "When this creature enters, destroy up to one other target creature with the same name as this creature."
MadWolf1290: as a treat
MegaDosX: It enters as a vehicle
Stormgod519: Cam...
Alex_Frostfire: It's a vehicle, but not a creature.
Voidhawk42: I think I;ve read that on Ao3
Bugberry: it's a noncreature vehicle
Diabore: can someone pull up the monolith?
matthaus_c: why yes, I /am/ dressed as a Creeping Tar Pit
northos: !card notorious throng
LRRbot: Notorious Throng [3U] | Kindred Sorcery — Rogue | Prowl {5}{U} / Create X 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn. If this spell's prowl cost was paid, take an extra turn after this one.
matthaus_c: !card necron monolith
LRRbot: Necron Monolith [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [7/7] | Flying, indestructible / Eternity Gate — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, mill three cards. For each creature card milled this way, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token. / Crew 4
MegaDosX: !card necron monolith
LRRbot: Necron Monolith [7] | Artifact — Vehicle [7/7] | Flying, indestructible / Eternity Gate — Whenever this Vehicle attacks, mill three cards. For each creature card milled this way, create a 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature token. / Crew 4
Diabore: tyty
MrSwissLion: Fun game so far, and even though I know there'll be a vodf, catching it live definitely adds something!
TheDevil_Risen: battle, room, or MDFC?
LRRbot: Ravenous Demon [3BB] (back: Archdemon of Greed) | Creature — Demon [4/4] | Sacrifice a Human: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Stormgod519: oh...
Diabore: 0
TheDevil_Risen: ahhh flip card
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
Stormgod519: no
LoadingReadyRun: how I'm just imagining the Callidus Assassin's disguise is just wearing a black shirt with whatever card he's copying taped to the chest
Stormgod519: lol
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun loll
thrythlind: Big Knife (1-Harm Hand)
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Drexciya808: sick
Skyotonic: oof
Diabore: cam goes to 4
Stormgod519: oh wow
matthaus_c: he could always concede
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Whenever this creature dies or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
LRRbot: Ravenform [2U] | Sorcery | Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. / Foretell {U}
Stormgod519: o hmy god
TheDevil_Risen: 3
northos:
1 != 0
TheDevil_Risen: wooow
Stormgod519: Inventor's unfair!
Bugberry: that's fair. inventor's fair
goombalax:
LRRbot: Threefold Thunderhulk [7] | Artifact Creature — Gnome [0/0] | This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create a number of 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens equal to its power. / {2}, Sacrifice another artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
MrSwissLion: What a game. Great decks, Ben and Nelson!
Chesul: Like cam said earlier. "As long as I can get to my upkeep"
Camail: the closest possible game
Veshnikard: only the last one counts
KWardJenx: So fantastically dramatic
TheDevil_Risen: GG
mouseguin: well done cam
Drexciya808: GG
northos: Clap
Krillin_fan: GGs!
vinewood_og: GG
WriterRaven: beep beep!
protocol_gamma: gg
AngelicKnighthood: gg
anhakha: Gg
insanecat6mtg:
stippledotter: GG!
Dog_of_Myth:
Marvoleath:
Marvoleath:
what a rad game
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks so much for FN and for this game, this was great! amazing brewing all!
TheDevil_Risen:
mouseguin: I did!
aussie_rob_w: that was fun! 😊
MegaDosX: What could possibly go wrong?
Drexciya808: bananas
Fruan: Green is not a creative colour
mouseguin: paid you to have it in videos too
stippledotter: This was a great stinger to the season
LadyLockwood92: I've been doing it a while~
MrSwissLion: Finally, I can fill a deck with Functional reprints of Ainok Bond-Kin
iPsyop: idk I see some of the custom cards people make on facebook lol...
SirRixy: here me out what about a land that tap for blue for each artifact u have
mouseguin: tolarian acadamy?
northos: the law of large numbers makes it fairly reasonable
FITorion: wait did everyone else also recently watch that...?
SirRixy: @mouseguin nope i made that card in my mind
northos: I had a great time, thanks for the stream!
MrSwissLion: Those are available at your local print shop
mouseguin: totally built my own kickstarter card as a commander
MrSwissLion: Or office printer, if you're an anarchist
OtherEdgeworth: You should do this again sometime with other players and their commanders
Stormgod519: waaaaa
smurfomancer: !card cameron
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MrSwissLion: Night!
mouseguin: rawr
insanecat6mtg: Goodnight everyone!
matthaus_c: frogs are gone
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Chesul: Wait, is Paul actually the dog of wisdom?
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DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to platymage!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to Desdae, wafflesoup, SoldierToken, Valbatross_, and platymage! (Today's storm count: 93)
Juliamon: yesssss
Juliamon: Fake 2
HorusFive: Wrote HILARIOUS stories
Voidhawk42: This weeks Checkpoint was excellent, awesome work Cam Nelson (and everyone else)
Bugberry: Hades 2 on Switch 2 too
LadyLockwood92: I commented on it on youtube, but Cam pronouncing WHAMM was amazing.
RatherLargeToad: so far it’s just Mario Kart
Reldnahcire: but they still taste icky 🤣
MrSwissLion: Is it still a wish stone
Juliamon: It *feels* like he's getting to something that feels endgamey
RatherLargeToad: it’s rad
Juliamon: but I have no idea
BrowneePointz: I hope they bring it back
Mattmitchell45: Balder's Gate will not give up it's title
saintguard: @pleonasticTautology Thanks for the gift sub!
TheWriterAleph: YAY
Mattmitchell45: I think I lent this to a childhood friend and never got it back
pleonasticTautology: @saintguard you're welcome!
baskwalla: Flyknight: The Runback
RayFK: uh ohhhh, spooooookies
vinewood_og: Sunday
Stormgod519: feesh
ReachW: feesh
Stormgod519: which one sounds like "who cocks for you" ?
baskwalla: glub glub glub
Dog_of_Myth:
Chartle: AH FUCK A SHARK
Commodore_Perry_GG: #mitch
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
smurfomancer: Want to see how that one plays. Love Wingspan, but wasn't terribly impressed with Wyrmspan
HorusFive: make eatin sushi uncomfortable
vinewood_og: Aquaman must never sleep a wink
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Stormgod519:
RayFK: Man you swimmin down there? Nah but for real you fish loud as fuck
MegaDosX:
baskwalla: @vinewood_og That's why he's always so grumpy
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWriterAleph:
Bladinus:
LoadingReadyRun: @smurfomancer interesting. haven't tried wyrmspam myself, but it seemed neat
stippledotter: Shout out to Grunt Sweetlips, which are fish that grunt (other gruntfish available)
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. This was fantastic fun.
Stormgod519: dabits!
Stormgod519: gn yall
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Stormgod519: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Chartle: it could be both
stippledotter: It's real!
RayFK: Ughhh
stippledotter: Saw them in Atlanta. Big lips.
Mattmitchell45: Chilean Seabass aka Patagonian Toothfish
Stormgod519: wow that crab moving slower...
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Stormgod519: *dabs*
Orxolon: Good evening everyone,have a great one!
Stormgod519: das a ;pt
Stormgod519: lot
Drexciya808:
Stormgod519: Poggifers!
Marvoleath:
how do you dance salsa with 30 feet that are shaped like cubes? 
hedonistic_mushroom: Okay, now to go back to Arena and try and win more boosters. Goodnight night folks on the north American side of the Pacific...
Stormgod519: more bits!
Stormgod519: nice to see
baskwalla: Thanks for all the thanks
Stormgod519: yeah, YT chat stuff
Stormgod519: yeah
Juliamon: It's extremely variable
Stormgod519: yt chat is kinda a mess. I love it
RayFK: You should probably run a Kickstarter for new chairs
RayFK: So you stop dying
Stormgod519: byeeeeeeeeeee
hedonistic_mushroom: Graham almost died
heartofgoldfish: In norwegian kroner??
KWardJenx: Bye!
hedonistic_mushroom: Gnight folks
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
pleonasticTautology: great game!
hedonistic_mushroom: Bye
Stormgod519: lol
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
LostThePirate: GG all
Stormgod519: I was hoping the mics would stay on longer
hedonistic_mushroom: Ggs
Stormgod519: anyways, GN to all
MyrddintheWizard: GG!!! And have a great timezone y'all
hedonistic_mushroom: Take it easy yall
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