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KeytarCat: well, one of the skeletons wants to interact with you
Juliamon: they FINALLY START part 2
Juliamon: after several delays
RealGamerCow: Thanks Juliamon, I was trying to remember if they had started it yet.
CaptainSpam: What about a jump to the right? Wait, that's the wrong order...
Juliamon: !schedule
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DigitalSeahorse: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: I've readied a packet of floppy turkey meat for The Zone
Xavorin: As one does.
DigitalSeahorse: cool cuts
DigitalSeahorse: I guess I could eat it with a knife
DigitalSeahorse:
Xavorin: Why would you want to do that, though?
DigitalSeahorse: title hasn't changed
DigitalSeahorse: there it is
LoadingReadyRun: :panik:
DigitalSeahorse:
panic!
DigitalSeahorse: with ak
goombalax: the going live post was really funny
Juliamon: unrelated to anything but I only just learned today that Auntie Annes made a mall pretzel perfume last year and I'm so sad to have missed out on it
LoadingReadyRun: sorry what
Juliamon: it smelled like their shops
LoadingReadyRun:
Juliamon: and it sold out real fast
goombalax: @Juliamon is it just like...yeast?
DigitalSeahorse: the leading on that post is impressive
Juliamon: yeast, sugar
DigitalSeahorse: especially at high velocity
Juliamon: it was called "knead"
wifi12345678910: Content hole!
KakuEpsilon:
DigitalSeahorse: it means jiggly meat
DigitalSeahorse: many mans
DigitalSeahorse: manly mans
DigitalSeahorse: maya mans?
DigitalSeahorse: more mans!
otakon17: so, found a good way to handle the bloodsuckers yet?
otakon17: You'd think there would be a combat shotgun in here
otakon17: hey, at least this game doesn't have demons like Metro 2033 does
otakon17: I saw it
otakon17: I swear it was either H or N
otakon17: ah what was it?
otakon17: I was off checking the web
DigitalSeahorse: T for Tachments
otakon17: that..oddly makes sense
otakon17: surprised your fingers aren't glued to the quicksave/quickloads
otakon17: goddamn Fire Swamp
otakon17: where are the ROU's?
otakon17: someone's having a party
otakon17: I hear mutants
otakon17: Goddamn they're going all out too
Anubis169:
I return from Scotland! 
otakon17: ooof screentearing
Anubis169: What'd I miss
otakon17: wb from Scotland
DigitalSeahorse: nice parquet floor, it once was
Juliamon: welp
Anubis169: Must've been stale bread
Juliamon: crash count.... 8?
DigitalSeahorse: crusty crash
wifi12345678910: Wrong bread lol
otakon17: all the loot has been looted
ButButTheJesus: ITS BREA-ERRSYSCRASH
Juliamon: that's what you get for eating leavened bread on Passover
otakon17: lol
otakon17: that's amazing
otakon17: thank God it wasn't Yakuza bread
otakon17: that would have lit the PC on fire
Anubis169: Breadout soon fellow STALKER
DigitalSeahorse: task manager
ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 REALLY WHEN
otakon17: good thing the streaming PC is separate
KakuEpsilon:
Anubis169: Zombie process?
delab0mba:
Played the game for almost 70hour and it has never crashed 
DigitalSeahorse: right click start bar?
KakuEpsilon:
Kill the process! 
Anubis169: Did it crash hard enough you can't even get a cmd prompt?
delab0mba:
DigitalSeahorse: share bread
delab0mba: noted: '' dont eat bread ''
DigitalSeahorse: milk hydrates too
Juliamon: sausage-only run from here out
Anubis169:
Slavic bread is denser, makes sense we crash harder 
DigitalSeahorse: pretty efficiently
goombalax: soda is at least 70% water thanks
ButButTheJesus: and the can of wibbly meat
otakon17: Doctor Sausage is clearly the cure
otakon17: not the Type 2
otakon17: Diabeetus
goombalax: I too have diabetes, I get the sugar free stuff as a treat
wifi12345678910: @otakon17 I thought the cure was a band?
otakon17: I wonder if THE THING got Diabeetus too
Anubis169: I don't always drink water, but when I do, I run it through the coffee maker first
otakon17: @wifi12345678910 The Who?
DaFhaye: Hello
KakuEpsilon: I think I drink too much water. I slosh when I walk
DigitalSeahorse: aspertame is also yuck
otakon17: *stabs The Thing with insulin pen*
otakon17: *explodes*
otakon17: Flame Squirts
otakon17: and not the kind you get from Taco Bell
Anubis169: Mum used to have type 2, but she lost so much weight so fast it kick-started everything again (still has the foot nerve damage though, that's permanent)
Juliamon: I've seen that on Second Life
otakon17: @Anubis169 that sucks but good to hear she got over it
DigitalSeahorse: "Draw me like your French corpses!"
otakon17: @Juliamon that is TMI
goombalax: Hell ya
Anubis169:
otakon17: Oooooooooooooh, BARRACUDA!
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Oh no, do you need bleach for the mind
wifi12345678910: broccoli is a very tasty vegetable
Anubis169: Greens ftw
otakon17: Sweet and Low is the least awful
DigitalSeahorse: I bought a bunch of frozen broccoli
goombalax: its very empowering when you can take actions to correct the thing you're suffering from
otakon17: oh god he's a THING get the flamethrower
Anubis169: they it worked didn't it?
Anubis169: hey*
DigitalSeahorse: neato
otakon17: like the best part? you can eat Broccoli basically raw
Scy_Anide: Broccoli is baller
otakon17: I *need* to have some ranch for dipping though
KakuEpsilon: Turns out you can fix a bad stat roll with one type of food.
Juliamon: otakon17 skill issue
wifi12345678910: I ate like a giant bag of broccoli in one of my classes last week
Anubis169: Best to wash it first otakon
DigitalSeahorse: I cant' stand it raw and it's more nutrient available when cooked some
Anubis169: e-coli sucks if you don't wash it
DigitalSeahorse: things taste better when they're more nutrient available (as in it gets absorbed easier)
otakon17: can' tthey just CUT OFF THE HEAD?
wifi12345678910: I get the pre washed stuff, they even cut it into florets
KakuEpsilon: "Uhh, about Malachite..."
otakon17: these call signs are WILD
wifi12345678910: Is his first name Rick?
otakon17: you gonna check out the pit for any loot?
DoodlestheGreat: Sanchez? How dirty.
otakon17: lol
Anubis169: @wifi12345678910 i wash it again anyway, i don't trust stuff (source: had e-coli twice)
otakon17: also maybe save?
DigitalSeahorse:
KakuEpsilon: Army Medikit: Contains 2 bullets, one that heals you, and one that kills whatever hurt you. Don't mix them up.
otakon17: again, why couldn't they just cut the head off the mutant?
Anubis169: WHOA
Juliamon: "prewashed" often just means "we threw some water at it" not that it was thoroughly cleaned
otakon17: DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: a smasher marble
otakon17: yeah always wash your veggies
Anubis169: what does this artifact do?
otakon17: I heard growling
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 It'd regrow.
otakon17: off the dead one I mean XD
otakon17: the guys said they couldn't get paid without the collar proving they killed the mutant
otakon17: you know I get what the developers are going for but they *really* should have made some kind of quick travel
otakon17: oh
Anubis169: you also have to pay money for it
otakon17: so they're like Elder Scrolls horse carts before you discover loctaions
otakon17: I feel like the game could have benefited from an RPG lite system of as you do stuff you get better at it
otakon17: zombozos!
Juliamon: it's not that kind of game though
otakon17: bleeding out XD
KakuEpsilon: Are we entirely sure that Zombies aren't just drunk off their gourd Bandits?
otakon17: like are you WEAK to bleeding?
wifi12345678910: @KakuEpsilon we saw a controller turn someone into a zombie I thought
Deyna_Taggerung: Bleeding in this game is a real chore
Anubis169: i think everyone is weak to bleeding
otakon17: alright time to loot the corpses and strip the guns
otakon17: danger close XD
KakuEpsilon: @wifi12345678910 Faust turned us into a Zombie
Anubis169: the hell is that sound?
Anubis169: i wanna speed it up
otakon17: where the HELL did they come from
otakon17: also what can I say? I like leveling systems in games
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otakon17: and I like Elder Scrolls "you get better as you do"
Anubis169: Happy 123 day Meark!
otakon17: I mean that's fine
otakon17: Silent but Deadly
wifi12345678910: The leveling is that you, outside the game, get better at recognizing danger
otakon17: yeah no
Meark: thanks!
otakon17: I want some gear
otakon17: and a +10 to Asskickery
captinhazmat: "what about you!? What about YOUR character!? ya know?" - Teh Pwnerer
Anubis169: seconded
otakon17: I'd like to see a Bard's Tale game in the vein of the Elder Scrolls games actually
DigitalSeahorse: raw stalk
otakon17: Lake of instant death
wifi12345678910: all lakes are suspicious
DigitalSeahorse: where you stalk in the raw
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 Get that stat too low, and suddenly even the wind kicks your ass.
zepher12012: you’re a legend and goated at everything you do. keep living your best life.
wifi12345678910: Large amounts of fresh water? That has to be a trap
otakon17: poor puppers
Anubis169: wow
DigitalSeahorse: no bleed
otakon17: my god you aren't leaking like a sieve for once!
otakon17: @KakuEpsilon tha's Asskickedry
otakon17: oh god NOISES BAD
Deyna_Taggerung: Bandages are surprisingly heavy in this
wifi12345678910: You're a cute predator that kills small animals?
Anubis169: galaxy brain
DigitalSeahorse: that's one foxy stote
otakon17: the screen tearing is killing me how is it not bothering you? is it a stream capture thing only?
Anubis169: I think that's you
otakon17: I've been noticing it all stream
wifi12345678910: Think that's a you thing
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen a bit here and there
otakon17: I say let the bloodsucker do the msot of the work XD
DigitalSeahorse: probably at different times than other people
Anubis169: what browser you using? if it's chrome then it uses its own overlay renderer which is prone to that
wifi12345678910: in building
DigitalSeahorse: FF
otakon17: Can you see it's footsteps on water?
otakon17: he retreated
otakon17: take ALL THE GOODIES
otakon17: nice
Anubis169:
Rocking 
otakon17: they did most of the work AND it killed them
otakon17: so are Red condition weapons just not worth the weight to lug back?
DigitalSeahorse:
Anubis169: they're busted
otakon17: you outta sniper ammo
Juliamon: and even the one guy doesn't pay that much
otakon17: aren't you *going* to Rostak though?
Anubis169: uhhhhh
otakon17: oh no
otakon17: is that a storm
Anubis169:
building 
Juliamon: Normal storm, normal ST--oh
otakon17: well good news you should be relatively safe in that cellar
otakon17: GET UNDERGROUND
Anubis169: shiiiiiii-
otakon17: like weren't you safe 2 stories with ONE door in?
otakon17: oh no it's a Telekinetic?!
Deyna_Taggerung: Gotta keep the 5G out
Anubis169: in-lore it's the amount of rebar in the concrete isn't it?
DigitalSeahorse: strong windows
otakon17: and you wandered into a goddamn poltergiests lair
otakon17: open windows are BAD
otakon17: noted
otakon17: I still can't believe the stairwell 20 feet underground with ONE door in wasn't safe but THIS is
Juliamon: dancing on the edge of safety
otakon17: I mean good news is that hallway should SHRED anything coming towards you?
JollyGee29: The areas safe from blowouts are.. inconsistent
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 Look, if you don't keep it in the positives, then it loops back around into the opposite. Like overflowing the armor stat in Doom 1.1 and taking double damage when you have negative Armor or so I heard.
Juliamon: NOW it's just a regular storm
otakon17: @KakuEpsilon this could work XD
otakon17: um wasn't there a ladder leading up to the roof in there
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otakon17: ladder pass the hallway you nearly wiped in earlier?
Anubis169: they sound preoccupied
otakon17: you got ONE boolet
otakon17: nice shot
KakuEpsilon: "Hey, since I got you with that bully, could you throw it back to me so I could reload it?"
otakon17: FIYAH
DoodlestheGreat: Oopsie.
otakon17: FINISH YOUR DRINK
Anubis169:
ANKLES
KakuEpsilon: "Roleld your ankle, shot yourself in the face because the pain was too great."
ButButTheJesus:
JollyGee29: The game autosaving before and after blowouts is such a QOL feature
Anubis169: we've definitely been here before
otakon17: Oh did you see that one new zombie game came out that's basically "This War of Mine"?
otakon17: What's it called again...
KakuEpsilon:
"Oooh, hype- AAAUGH OW BURNING PAIN- rcube." 
otakon17: oh yeah Into the Dead
otakon17: the demo was pretty promsing
ButButTheJesus: Cube 3: Hypercube 2
otakon17: so what do hypercubes do?
otakon17: did you just DROP it?
otakon17: save?
otakon17: no you cannot
otakon17: there was a ladder right there
JollyGee29: There is a ladder down near some giant tanks, as I recall?
ButButTheJesus:
otakon17: HAHAHA
otakon17: oh my sides
JollyGee29: If ladders aren't painted yellow they aren't real
otakon17: weird
otakon17: is there any artifacts that keep your falling damage to a minimum?
otakon17: Gravity: irresistible
otakon17: oh shoot
Scy_Anide: I always dreaded going underground in Stalker 2.
otakon17: you should have marked on your map the relative position of the thing so you wouldn't have to search for it
otakon17: I hear noises
otakon17: those were NOT good noises
otakon17: I hope you have some good radiation protection
otakon17: mmm goodies
otakon17: it's weird the game doesn't let you wait or sleep though
otakon17: oh that's a LOT of rads
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DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: mm a little wodka
otakon17: OH SHIT
otakon17: THE HELL IS THAT
otakon17: and you're DRUNK
ButButTheJesus: perhaps it was asweep
KakuEpsilon: Shenannera O'Cononor.
otakon17:
well that was a waste of resources 
DoodlestheGreat: Mmmmm mmmmm... stewed fatty meat chunks.
otakon17: ohno
otakon17: man those noises continue to scare me
KakuEpsilon: "My job killing tourists IS something I like though!"
otakon17: suddenly GRACKLES
otakon17: damn even with electric resistance that hit you for 50 damage
KakuEpsilon: You know, I haven't heard us get called a Cheeky Breeki once in this game.
otakon17: there's something to the Northwest
otakon17: a question mark
otakon17: no fruther down
otakon17: the white question mark
otakon17: I mean it's closer than the other thing
otakon17: it's only a few minutes
otakon17: I swear I just heard demonic piccolo music
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: oh good the sack monsters again
DigitalSeahorse:
snorks!
wifi12345678910: Snorkgus
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: Come along withthe SNORKS
KakuEpsilon: Piggu Orks
DigitalSeahorse:
wifi12345678910: @kakuepsilon POrks
otakon17: cramped
DigitalSeahorse:
DoodlestheGreat: Presumably infantry carriers.
DigitalSeahorse: the hot box
otakon17: I think there's a panel that open above it though
KakuEpsilon: Oh no. There is a pig orc girl in Plus-Sized Elf that I would call that.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
otakon17: that wasn't an APC
otakon17: it was some kind of light armor vehicle
otakon17: I bet it was a BTR-80
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: oh that's a LOT of guys
wifi12345678910: I saw the poltergeist at my local vhs rental store
Mushbie: "help the snork groups"
DigitalSeahorse: rest after a long jog
KakuEpsilon: I remember when I left a Turkey sandwich in a fridge too long and got a Poultry-geist.
otakon17: man can you imagine playing this game with a feedback senosr vest?
otakon17: ammo you are in desperate need of ammo
otakon17: I still can't believe you haven't found better armor yet
otakon17: also you'd think there'd be a "sort" function for your chest
Isaac3567: We just need a few hundred thousand coupons
JollyGee29: Armor is so expensive to upgrade, it's hard to swap
otakon17: you should sell some stuff
otakon17: like, clearly inferior stuff
otakon17: and broke as a joke
DigitalSeahorse: which are good
KakuEpsilon: **Popeye Theme intensifies*
ButButTheJesus: ♪ some are good, some are great♪
DigitalSeahorse: which are bad
otakon17: like do you REALLY need several high RPM guns that only do ONE block of damage?
DigitalSeahorse: ask your mom or ask your dad
DigitalSeahorse: or ask your parental figure
otakon17:
the VSV 
otakon17: get rid of the LMG
otakon17: it's a waste of ammo
otakon17: I mean YEAH but it costs a bajillion in ammo
Isaac3567: I wonder how many artifact side quests we could complete with the variety we now have. Some of them gave good amount of coupons
KakuEpsilon: The Liquid Meth Grenade is important
otakon17: this isn't like Fallout, there's no Gun Runners to supply you with 1,000 fun times
otakon17: from 79 to FOUR
Master_Gunner: No sausage? The wurst!
ButButTheJesus: y no sosij
KakuEpsilon: Didn't we leave a huge stash of Sausage in a stash a while back
otakon17: what location are you
JollyGee29: Birch or Eugene will give the best prices
otakon17: he did
otakon17: it was...
otakon17: hell I can't remember that was like two weeks ago
DigitalSeahorse: on a roof somewhere?
otakon17: yeah it was on a roof I think too
DigitalSeahorse: oh that one
DigitalSeahorse: sausage? might have been
ButButTheJesus: wot if 2 sosij cash
KakuEpsilon: Alex, Sausage Sower. >>
otakon17: I still think you have WAY too many combat rifles considering you clearly have a favorite
otakon17: you need to drop off some more weight
Juliamon: hey can you ease up on the backseating a bit
Juliamon: you don't need to walk him thru the game
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 He has switched up what he uses a few times.
otakon17: nice, 1kg less in 1kg more ammo
DoodlestheGreat: Or sausage
otakon17: oh yeah I wanted to ask, does the Riemann have an under barrel attachment?
JollyGee29: While you're next to that quest objective, there might be an artifact spawn at the location right to the north of it
otakon17: you have another makarov in your inventory?
KakuEpsilon: "Am I forgettting something?" Just run past a person without pants on while saying that too loudly as you go.
otakon17: lol
otakon17: why both though?
DigitalSeahorse: donky dick grip
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 Can't drop the Skif'stol.
ButButTheJesus: it wot
Bruceski: Look it up *very carefully*
otakon17: someone clip that
DigitalSeahorse: or magazine it
Isaac3567: @DigitalSeahorse I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. Ya got me
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: I clearly haven't been explosed to enough donkey d*** because I don't see it
Deyna_Taggerung: Stalker 3, you'll find the Skifs pistol artifact. Can never drop it but gives a bonus to cheeki breeki
otakon17: which considering this is the internet, is surprising
KakuEpsilon: That longer ranged detector feels like it should be able to be used as a melee weapon.
otakon17: So if you can't drop Skif's Pistol, why not just use that instead?
otakon17: it sounded like a REALLY big bug
DigitalSeahorse: suspicious looking stump
Deyna_Taggerung: It's the Cutscene queen
otakon17: oh thank god
DigitalSeahorse: snorky
otakon17: one hit
otakon17: there's a purple to the South East
otakon17: DAMN you got lucky
KakuEpsilon: Chemical Plant Zone? Oh no, don't drown in the Pink Sludge
DigitalSeahorse: lucky ducky
DigitalSeahorse:
Bruceski: I'm sure it's been said before, but I really like the idea of just throwing rusty old bolts instead of some specialized Aperture Science-style technology. Actually Aperture would use bolts but give them a fancy name.
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: @KakuEpsilon Sonic Drowning Theme Intensifies
JollyGee29: Ward pulled out of Slag Heap, there was an easy to miss radio message about it
otakon17: so what's the difference between the detectors?
Juliamon: big antenna buddy has the longest range in the game
otakon17: ah
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otakon17: gives you the most detailed "radar" of anamolies
otakon17: gotcha
ButButTheJesus:
100 off to bed, thanks for stream again
otakon17: and the bigger the icon, the more dangerous it is
NotCainNorAbel: Good Night @ButButTheJesus
JollyGee29: "Readiness" is weapon switching speed
otakon17: Aiming speed is the movement of the cursor while aiming
otakon17: Readiness is how fast you can bring the gun up and swap to it pretty certain
otakon17: shame you didn't try and kill those guys who had the collar I bet you could have stripped the exoskeleton armor off of them
otakon17: I guess that makes sense
otakon17: it's shot to hell and all
DigitalSeahorse:
shotty armor 
otakon17: break tiiiiiiiiiiiime
otakon17: I wonder what offers the best protection: helmet AND armor or armor combo
DigitalSeahorse: time for popcicle
KakuEpsilon: Popsicles are good for your cooling/heating stat lowering
GirlPainting: goth morning
crazycommie87: God this game looks gorgeous. At some point I am going to play it.
otakon17: oh I found out what suit those guys were you dealing with for the collar were wearing, it's called a PSZ-21W Shturm and it's got a whopping 95% Physical Protection
goombalax: don't like pork?
KakuEpsilon: You can't mutate into Kosherism.
ghyllnox: I think the hooves are still split
otakon17: nah
otakon17: you just gotta fry'em up enough and put a little seasoning on them
otakon17: some salt, some pepper, a little garlic
otakon17: good to go
DigitalSeahorse: needs pickle mod
KakuEpsilon: I feel like bringing up Pickles means I should mention: The Pickle Lemonade at Popeye's Chicken right now inflicts emotional, mental and physical damage to you if you drink it. So probably don't.
Awfrigate: You ever get a bigger mag for that smg?
ShaneLeeAtk: They put pickle juice in the lemonade
otakon17: BAD NOISES
KakuEpsilon: Pickle Juice + Lemonade.
wifi12345678910: Sounds delicious
ghyllnox: Has the pickle lemonade killed anyone yet?
otakon17: are they MIMICKING VOICES
TheMerricat: Popeyes has pickle lemonade?!! Finally a reason to go to Popeyes!
otakon17: and literal chill
Awfrigate: This feel like pilk all over again
wifi12345678910: @ghyllnox no deaths means it's completely safe
otakon17: the hell ARE they
otakon17: the HELL they are
ghyllnox: @wifi12345678910 Well if it did, it's be The Lemonade That Kills You 2: Electric Boogaloo
shushu2539: all cats are beautiful
wifi12345678910: Normal cats as far as I'm concerned
KakuEpsilon: @otakon17 They're cats that mutated to be human.
MAPBoardgames: You said taht, I looked up and both of my cats were staring at me.
JollyGee29: There is a bag or something to loot, I forget exactly
wifi12345678910: He said It's Gray and then Grayyed all over the place
shushu2539: like the dog with human head in The Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Juliamon: reminder that it wasn't the lemonade that killed but rather the caffeine in it, combined with unrestricted access to free refills
KakuEpsilon: @MAPBoardgames MAPpy, please do not avoid going to the doctor when you are sick, because I think your cats are planning to eat you when you show weakenss.
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Plus sensitivity to caffeine and no knowledge of the presence of caffeine in the beverage, which was why Paneras had the huge signs by the registers while they phased it out
Mashamino: Radio... What's going on with that radio?
MAPBoardgames: Super Samples!
otakon17: acid bubbles yikes
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: well that was a toughie
DigitalSeahorse:
JollyGee29: The corpse was trapped, yea.
wifi12345678910: booby trap
DigitalSeahorse:
KakuEpsilon: That man ate Taco Bell before he died...
DigitalSeahorse: and maybe he had an off brand of potato salad that was sitting out of the fridge for just long enough to make you hurl
MAPBoardgames: I keep expecting to see a 1980s station wagon go trundling across this countryside
DigitalSeahorse: or the kind with too much mustard
wifi12345678910: I think the doctor learned their insurance was out of network
GirlPainting: So Alex, i know you retired from Friday Nights, but in the Naked gun episode, you apear in the freez frame credits scene. Would you say, cannonicly, this "Alex" is from another timeline like commodor hustle, the Friday Nights Alex revived, or something else?
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: eating his sausage
goombalax: @GirlPainting this is a good example of overthinking the bit
KakuEpsilon: @MAPBoardgames My brain imagines that an Anomaly using cars as protection and/or hallucinations.
DigitalSeahorse: if Na Zare were on the radio here I'd lose my mind
otakon17: The Sausage has made him STRONG
MAPBoardgames: Alex has blood in his morphine stream at this point.
otakon17: bad dog
MAPBoardgames:
GirlPainting: goombalax i am just theory crafting ^^
otakon17: they're worse than subpoena servers
GirlPainting: like for example, is the loaner commander deck, forged from the broken remnants of the strictly worse cube? ^^
Juliamon: well, they're dogs, and you probably reek, therefore they can smell you a mile away
otakon17: a fall of five feet? definitely shatter your ankle
DigitalSeahorse: it was unscripted Alex
DigitalSeahorse: ah
wifi12345678910: A server is the person who gives you summons to court or some other form of legal notice
wifi12345678910: The guy from pineapple express was one
DigitalSeahorse: intentional unscripted cameo!
otakon17: is that a SPAZ-12 though
wifi12345678910: yes exactly
KakuEpsilon: My stupid arse wants to be able to Tony Hawk Skate across this wasteland.
DigitalSeahorse: that would be very bumpy
GirlPainting:
otakon17: the bleeding didn't hellp
KakuEpsilon: Okay, maybe the Hoverboard from that one Tony Hawk but Future Punk game
DigitalSeahorse: I just say Back to the Future again the other day
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
otakon17: this is the part I hate about games like this, the enemies can always see you no mater the darkness level or the crap in the way but you can barely see 10 feet in front of you with a flashlight
ghyllnox: At least they won't have to drag your bodies far
otakon17: is doesn't help it's near dark
DigitalSeahorse: did you undo your bloody artifact?
otakon17: and they're dressed in dark outfits
otakon17: night vision would help SO much
DigitalSeahorse: if you pardon my bloody language
ghyllnox: Wonder who that yellow skull is
ghyllnox: Welp
otakon17: you need you an X7 Suit
KakuEpsilon: I don't think I'd be able to play Stalker because I only notice the enemies after they nearly kill you most of the itme.
otakon17: how do these guys manage to much damge with NEARLY BROKEN GUNS?!
ghyllnox: I keep finding them by the red triangles on the HUDs
KakuEpsilon: I mean, I also find FPS games make me sick after a certain generation.
ghyllnox: Probably wouldn't work as well if I also had to dodge and shoot though
DigitalSeahorse: triangles?
DigitalSeahorse: !
GirlPainting: sudden dungeon
Juliamon: yeah the only time I've seen you run out of medkits was when you bruteforced that Monolith tower without turning the psi off first
DigitalSeahorse: Dark Times
otakon17: can you at least ponder it?
Juliamon: orb is for ponder, not enter
otakon17: that is a lOTTA rads
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: you got an anti-rad artifacts?
Juliamon: that one spot in particular? A microwave
otakon17: um is this the edge of the map?
Mashamino: inject all the things!
DigitalSeahorse: F
ghyllnox: o7
DigitalSeahorse: some of your artifacts aren't equipped
otakon17: oh I've been wondering, are there duplicate artifacts or only one of each?
Juliamon: there are dupes yeah
DigitalSeahorse: oh
Juliamon: some npcs want specifics
Juliamon: Ward had a full display of a bunch of em
ghyllnox: Some are rarer than others too
otakon17: I wonder if to sell?
JollyGee29: There is a safe path through the radiation
Juliamon: yeah they're good money
otakon17: also I wonder if it's worth it to carry a spare suit for anamoly/radiation protection
otakon17: it's gotta be on the other side of the lake
shushu2539: it marks where you'll die
otakon17: you need a rad suit
otakon17: also poor puppers
JollyGee29: This mission is much easier in daylight when you can see the "safe" path
DigitalSeahorse: it's a crater
otakon17: 39000 for an Ecologist suit
otakon17: for 60% Rad Protection at base
GirlPainting: Alex, in a world where everybody has a totaly useless super power, what would be ours?
otakon17: Siva 1 is 60% Rad Protection
GirlPainting: yours
KakuEpsilon: I think your Ecologist Suit was shittered but you still have it. Just needs a good repairing
otakon17: so the same difference
GirlPainting: good one
otakon17: sounds like it would make a good sketch
Cptasparagus: extreme toenail growth
ghyllnox: Yours or other people's?
otakon17: yes
GirlPainting: predicting your sneezes or other peoples sneezes?
DigitalSeahorse: does thinking on your feet count?
otakon17: "Only predict sneezes but in excess of 4,000 miles away"
DigitalSeahorse: no wait that's super useful
ghyllnox: I can already predict my own and it's pretty helpful most of the time, but other times it's a few seconds of frantic scrambling followed by the sneeze dissipating
wifi12345678910: Carrying unlimited amounts of sausage, but only in a backpack
Juliamon: Get FUCKED flashbang
ghyllnox: \o/
otakon17: wait does that mean it's full of angry girls?
KakuEpsilon: I mean, I think the power to manipulate reality by pretending you don't bleieve in whatever you're encountering sounds like a fun one
otakon17: Flashbanged AND flashfried
otakon17: Able to pull a penny out of *any* recess
otakon17: **any** recess
DigitalSeahorse: xD
otakon17: air friar
otakon17: HAHA
SirKittyton: Knowing when you'll fall asleep but worry you won't until then.
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Juliamon: Knowing the exact date on which you will begin to go bald
otakon17: @docsamurai good luck! I now your pain brother, I'm waiting for drug test results
NotCainNorAbel:
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otakon17: the Seva-1 can be upgraded to 60% Rad proteciton
ghyllnox: Does it have to be a positive superpower? Maybe your glasses smudge 50% faster
DigitalSeahorse: the ability to only ease one nerve at a time meanwhile the others tense up
Juliamon: It just has to be useless
docsamurai: Don't know who else works in the tech sector but the last year has been brutal across the board
otakon17: extra carry capacity? yes please
GirlPainting: Heatray vision, that turns everything to exactly 42°C
otakon17: so I assume the Wanderers Suit still has better combat protection
ghyllnox: All of these stalkers wandering around hunting for artifacts and you've got a keychain full of them
KakuEpsilon: Actual useless Super power thought: The ability to see other peopel's imaginary friends, hallucinations, or other stuff and be able to tell the difference
otakon17: Radioactive protection isn't very high for artifacts, even the best one Liquid Rock only has .50 protection
otakon17: like the best you could get is ...
Juliamon: KakuEpsilon That's actually useful though
LordZarano: Flight, but only above solid surfaces and only 1cm high
otakon17: you're looking at 1.25 Radioactive Protection with five slots filled for the best protection
DigitalSeahorse: sleeb
otakon17: so that's only like 61.25% with the Sev-1
DigitalSeahorse: the power to make one of your limbs fall asleep at will
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon I dunno, feels like it'd just make you look crazy
otakon17: The Wanderer can be upgraded to 60% too apparently
ghyllnox: The ability to tell whether statements are true or false with confidence inversely related to how consequential the statements are
otakon17: you gotta find that sausage stack
Juliamon: I'd think it would make the person with hallucinations more believable, so they could actually get the help they need
otakon17: @ghyllnox so you have NO idea if it's life or death but if it's "did you take the last tissue and not refill the roll?" then it's dead certain?
otakon17: oh man a banger
ghyllnox: @otakon17 Exactly. Did ancient Mesopotamians eat corn? You're the expert. Did you take your heart meds? Nobody knows
otakon17: oh good news, the SEVA-1 has better physical protection upgraded compared to the Wanderer Suit
otakon17: 10% more, a significant amount
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon Beling able to see them and interact with other people's hallucinations would just lead you to being a great psychologist I think
otakon17: ONly has 4 artifact slots tops though
otakon17: the wiki doesn't say what upgrades it can get
Juliamon: I would love to be a great psychologist. The world is in desperate need of them.
otakon17: agreed
otakon17: Invisible flashbangs
ghyllnox: @KakuEpsilon If everyone knew that you could see others' hallucinations you could also blackmail people, if we're going the villain route
otakon17: whoever came up with those needs a swift kick in the deek
DigitalSeahorse: visible flashbangs
DigitalSeahorse: but don't look
ghyllnox: I love the feel of "I don't know man, it'll fuck you up, you figure it out" to the more obscure anomalies
otakon17: I guess you can only have one of each type
otakon17: let's see
JollyGee29: Vodka does not provide any resistance
otakon17: yeah it doesn't seem to have a duration effect
otakon17: so it's only good to use *for existing* radiation
Juliamon: I thought of another superpower: being able to use your mind to turn on the lights in the room you're in. But only on, you still have to use a lightswitch to turn them off.
DigitalSeahorse: it was made for you
Larkonus: I wouldn't be able to resist either. There could be anything in there!
JollyGee29: Doctor has defenses set up
ghyllnox: How much would it take for you to eat that bread
otakon17: it's HIM
KakuEpsilon: @Juliamon That's a Silent Clapper.
wifi12345678910: Poor Strider
otakon17: huh he's concerned about Strider
otakon17: a regenerator...please don't be a RE4 regenerator
DigitalSeahorse: a radiator
DigitalSeahorse: regeneradiator
wifi12345678910: Regenerator, it removes damage from him, taps him and removes him from combat the next time he would be destroyed
otakon17: lol
otakon17: the Riemann is an SMG, no wonder you burn through ammo so fast
theRomanoid: if the are to add another named integral in an expansion, it should be named Lebesgue to complete the joke
otakon17: it has decent penetration for an SMG but the damage is only one step above basic SMGs
otakon17: yeah 1,000RPM but you need to score at least a dozen shots to down something
DigitalSeahorse: damage is wasted if it doesn't hit target
otakon17: Stalker go down the holeeeeeeeeeee
otakon17: I mean yeah but when you HAVE to have more shots land to take them down anyway, better that every shot does as much damage as possible
otakon17: wait isn't that the tunnel from the first game?
otakon17: like the VERY first mission you get sent on?
Cptasparagus: clowncar time
otakon17: no cover
otakon17: trees don't help and you can't go prone
theRomanoid: I found Riemann very pleasant until the end game-ish time where the enemy gets too armored up
Juliamon: oh we fucked
DigitalSeahorse: ELK
otakon17: the HELL
otakon17: armored elk!
ghyllnox: Yeah there's only one thing that makes that sound
DigitalSeahorse: elk is smart
otakon17: you need AP ammo for it
DigitalSeahorse: ish
otakon17: goddamn blood lake
NotCainNorAbel: I shall name it Moose Rock
ghyllnox: Um, good job?
Juliamon: uhhhhh
wifi12345678910: mutant civil war
Juliamon: did something else... kill it
Larkonus: You did it! Whatever "it" is.
DoodlestheGreat: Well... You did it! Congrats!
ghyllnox: Looks like $14k just happened
LiveFaust: Piggu v elk?
DigitalSeahorse: did the guys follow you and get killed by animals?
Mashamino: and you earned it!
theRomanoid: I guess it fell into the deep pond or off the cliff
otakon17: the mutants must have killed the enemies and did a mission for you
Larkonus: Hey, I don't get paid for running away from my problems, and I've been doing it for years!
docsamurai: Nice job if you can get it
otakon17: man I wish I got paid 14k for running away
DigitalSeahorse: it crossed it's mission boarder
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DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: THE HELL
DigitalSeahorse: invisible cat?
otakon17: I have found myself saying "the hell" WAY too often for this game
Juliamon: bad dog
DigitalSeahorse: invisible dag
otakon17: well that's ONE way to do it
Larkonus: Grenades vaporize boxes, got it.
ghyllnox: Lotta weird shit in the zone, grenades solve a lot of it
DigitalSeahorse: lul
Juliamon: You got what you wanted, but I don't know what you were expecting
KakuEpsilon: Get in the Zone, the Anomly Zone.
otakon17: that's a BIG bubble
DigitalSeahorse: that's some big dust particles!
Mashamino: there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
otakon17: Come along with the snorks!
DigitalSeahorse: what you call a gang of snorks?
otakon17: the fact they turned on you AS ONE was scary
DigitalSeahorse: a snorkle?
otakon17: that fall is death
Larkonus: Is everything carnivorous in the Zone? I swear everything attacks you on sight.
otakon17: the fall damage in this game is too damn high
LiveFaust:
Too many snorks! (Too many snorks...)
Juliamon: They don't want to eat you, they just want to kill you
otakon17: @Larkonus everything is driven insane by the anomalies and radiation, so yeah
DigitalSeahorse: snork: "Join us!"
KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse A Murderbeez.
DigitalSeahorse: "One of us!"
LiveFaust:
No, that's "Freaks". 
DigitalSeahorse: dusty devil
Isaac3567: I think you still need to switch your last artifact back
Larkonus: That seems totally normal and fine.
wifi12345678910: that's pretty cool
wifi12345678910: giant tasmanian devil
ghyllnox: Oh boy
KakuEpsilon: Well you're there now, do you think that might be what they said was cool over there?
Juliamon: oh, spicy puddle
DigitalSeahorse: is it the slow moving tornadoes that are the ones that are speeding towards you?
Isaac3567: @DigitalSeahorse If they don't look like they're moving at all? They are coming towards you
wifi12345678910: lmao
otakon17: holy CRAP
Cptasparagus: WILHELM
Juliamon: ooh it's... OH MY GOD
JollyGee29: Right?!
Mashamino: incredible
teamoliver: LMAO
MAPBoardgames: Wilhelm. My boi!
ghyllnox:
DigitalSeahorse: hi Wilhelm
ghyllnox: And totally vanilla
theRomanoid: It is domesticated tornadoe that safely roams a train yard enclosure and doesn't seem to want to go on a walk
otakon17: so just a permanent tornado
DigitalSeahorse: can we jump into the eye?
The_chosen_undead11: yo this game looks fuckin sick what is this
otakon17: I don't think you want that thing picking you up with the kind of fall damage you take in this game
otakon17: just broken EVERY bone
Larkonus: I hope you would at least get a unique death animation.
LiveFaust: If you put enough trailer homes in an area, the tornado gets confused and just moves in circles.
JollyGee29:
Jump in to it and find out 
DigitalSeahorse: wonder what we'd see just before death like a witch
otakon17: hit by flying debris
DigitalSeahorse:
The_chosen_undead11: kinda looks like fallout 4 mixed with cod
otakon17: I can hear the Wicked Witch of the Wests theme in the distance the closer you get to that thing
KakuEpsilon: Stalker 2, inexplicably the fourth entry!
DigitalSeahorse: would we get hit by a flying achievement?
wifi12345678910: They're like vampires, you have to give them permission
LiveFaust: ^
KakuEpsilon: They'll only come in dors if you make them ajar first.
Isaac3567: Wouldn't you think that would show up on our detector?
LiveFaust: Lifelong American Midwesterner. Can confirm that wifi is correct.
LiveFaust: They can't come inside without an invitation, but they get REALLY pissed off about it.
Larkonus: I love how there's no residual effect for being so close to it.
wifi12345678910: 2 med packs and a bandage
DigitalSeahorse: nice of them to lead you with panels
wifi12345678910: bounce anomaly on ground
JollyGee29: I have some bad news
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Juliamon:
DigitalSeahorse: that was fun
DoodlestheGreat: That was fun!
ghyllnox: What if what was at the end was a tornado
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: oh it just kills you outright
wifi12345678910: I think the bounce anomaly we walked into earlier
theRomanoid: Yep, I do, just cover on crane
DigitalSeahorse: boingy
JollyGee29: The trick with this area is you have to follow the tornado from one of the ground level buildings all the way up
MAPBoardgames: Well placed haystack
theRomanoid: And you can get to the eye of tornado that way
otakon17: and he unintentionally boingy'd
ghyllnox: Oh, is it to the roof
ghyllnox: Of the other building
DigitalSeahorse: do you boingy onto another thing
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ghyllnox: Off the bounce pad
DigitalSeahorse: woops
otakon17: WHIFF
Juliamon: oh, it's minecraft parkour
ghyllnox: Well...
theRomanoid: Stay where your save spot is until you are in the eye
sephyhallow: just tuned in, what are we -- oh, he's dead
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of portal
Juliamon: sephyhallow we're playing chicken with a tornado
Mashamino: oh, I see what happened: the tornado drank too many energy drinks
sephyhallow: @Juliamon I don't think the tornado is going to back down
DigitalSeahorse: are we supposed to get thrown onto that roof?
otakon17: choked on the jorked
otakon17: yeah I hate it when that happens
otakon17: thank GOD this difficulty lets you save nearly whenever
theRomanoid: That inclined crane you climbed up in the end of jumping puzzle, counter-intuitively it shields you from all sides and makes you immune to being blown away.
JollyGee29: At the very top of the crane, you look around for a Weird Bolt
otakon17: I'll do it hold on
Juliamon: gotta move fast
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Master_Gunner: this isn't good
MAPBoardgames: According to what I'm looking at, you went wrong when you started playing STALKER.
MAPBoardgames: The first one.
LiveFaust: I don't think you've hummed the Popeye theme yet. That's probably where you're going wrong.
otakon17: you have to basically folow the bolt UP the crane
DigitalSeahorse: a moving point
shushu2539: just start a new game
otakon17: I think you're okay if you get in the rane
otakon17: welp no
otakon17: maybe you weren't high up enough?
otakon17: it says the bolt SHOULD be at the top of the crane
ghyllnox: According to the article I have pulled up, you need to start in the eye of the tornado
JollyGee29: If you don't care about the Weird Bolt you can drop down and run away at this point
ghyllnox: And follow it up to the top
MAPBoardgames: I'm going to guess: drop off the end of the ramp, into the eye of the tornado
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: I mean I can link a video how to do it
DigitalSeahorse:
theRomanoid: You can stay safe in the middle of the crane
sephyhallow: This feels like a problem for Future Alex
theRomanoid: You were there, middle of the crane is safe
otakon17: okay
MAPBoardgames: Lewd
JollyGee29: The messed up cars is an artifact spawn
otakon17: the trick is you have to start in the garage, run INTO the eye and then race right behind it up to the top of the crane before the bolt gets there to intercept it
Mashamino: train fuckery
otakon17: "Come and get me*SHOT*"
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: okay
otakon17: looking it up
JollyGee29: The Weird Bolt reduces damage from anomalies
otakon17: but it's only charged BY emissions
ghyllnox: It's a legendary artifact, a unique
otakon17: and apparently if you have a charged Weird Bolt and uncharged Weird Bolt in your inventory and get hit by an Emission, it crashes the game
otakon17: it's an Altered Item
ghyllnox: Uncharged also gives you stat penalties if you have it equipped
DigitalSeahorse: eepy stalker
LiveFaust: The Stalker has had a long day of sniping bandits...
DigitalSeahorse:
@otakon17 
Juliamon: every day is leg day in the zone
DigitalSeahorse: birbs
sephyhallow: He should really dedicate some time to lifting, beef up his ability to carry an inhuman amount of sausage
TheDevil_Risen: sausage %
sephyhallow: Sausage completionist
DigitalSeahorse:
sephyhallow: In modded Stalker, sausage eat you
LiveFaust: I wonder how many sausages are in the game total.
JollyGee29: It's out here for you to turn into money, obviously
theRomanoid: Oh, that was my playthrough, I also had literal hundreds of kilos of bread and suspicious meat cans in my magic box by the end of the game
LiveFaust: "Organic sausage"...
KakuEpsilon: I am making a friend made of Sausage. You can't eat it."
Cptasparagus: theres a demon constantly spawning sausage
sephyhallow: Organically spawning sausage is a truly terrifying concept
shushu2539: reproduction of mutant sausages
TheDevil_Risen: there is no listed amount
TheDevil_Risen: they are randomly generated
Cptasparagus: @sephyhallow that would be a great Control artifact, meat comes out when you turn it but nothing is getting input
sephyhallow: @Cptasparagus This sentence will haunt my dreams.
Master_Gunner: that sounds like it could be a fun idea
DigitalSeahorse: same
otakon17: Superpower: you can pull Doctor Sausage out of *any* hole you can fit your fingers into to
Transmuted_Elf: i think Cam would enjoy it
MAPBoardgames: What you need to do, Alex. Is trick one of the other GMs you know into running it for you. Like Jacob or Cam.
wifi12345678910: sneak
otakon17: I assume sneak
otakon17: so time to save?
Mathanwitch: @theromanoid fellow loot goblin detected
JollyGee29: The "do not kill" objective is optional. Would you like to know the benefit from accomplishing it?
otakon17: or just don't shoot them?
LiveFaust: NOT kill Monolithians? I don't understand.
otakon17: lol
otakon17: someone clip that
DigitalSeahorse: locate infirmary? is this it?
TacitusVigil: Dear Dr Ivan Stalker, how goes the stalking?
DigitalSeahorse: went in there to get served?
theRomanoid: They are kinda blind and deaf here so you actually Can play stealth (unlike other 98% of the game)
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Juliamon: please don't demand clips, make them yourself
LiveFaust: MUST BE THE WIND... OF THE MONOLITH...
otakon17: @ghyllnox yes!
JollyGee29: I reloaded so many times in this part
NotCainNorAbel:
500
ghyllnox:
Yeah what are they going to do with psyblock
LiveFaust: I imagine the Monolithians speak in all caps.
otakon17: it's a Russian hospital what did you expect?
DoodlestheGreat: Must be run by United Healthcare...
Transmuted_Elf: Ah youve experiance the us health care system as well?
sephyhallow: @LiveFaust Ukranian
TheAinMAP: Yoink.
JollyGee29: You have to go out the way you came in
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
wifi12345678910: Please stop insulting my local american hospital, I had to pay extra to only get shot
otakon17: 2 medpacks let?
otakon17: that's not good
otakon17: do you have any flashbangs
sephyhallow: Can close the door on electricity, not on bullets
TheAinMAP:
Master_Gunner: well this is a ham sandwich and a half
otakon17: can you just shoot them in the knees/
LiveFaust: They use psyblock like a DARE program thing for like Monolithlings. "THIS IS PSYBLOCK. IF ANYONE OFFERS IT TO YOU, JUST SAY NO. FOR THE MONOLITH!"
otakon17: there's NO non-lethal options?!
DigitalSeahorse: punchy
sephyhallow: Don't make a wall of man meat sound bad!
JollyGee29: Well, that mostly worked
DigitalSeahorse: and so he ran away away through a wall of meat and bullets
TacitusVigil: Have we tried reciting quotes from tango and cash?
DigitalSeahorse: he bravely ran away
otakon17: right there
otakon17: I think you can pistol whip them without killing them
DigitalSeahorse: swiss cheese
Transmuted_Elf: 20-30 lbs heavier in lead
Master_Gunner: good grief
TacitusVigil: Mmm, pistol whip
otakon17: you gonna save?
LiveFaust: Impressive.
otakon17: not the tasty ham either
otakon17: oh that's not good
theRomanoid: "If you run fast enough, it counts as stealth"
KakuEpsilon: "I completed your request, and brought you enoguh lead to make a fake Regenerator"
TacitusVigil: Also, you're probably addicted to them now
otakon17: yeah the game doesn't have a robust stealth system
ghyllnox: "How many medkits you got doc?"
sephyhallow: "New deal, pay me in med kits"
otakon17: SEVEN headshots?
sephyhallow: "Ironically, I had to use all of mine in the hospital"
otakon17: 2 headshots
otakon17: so you even have the supplies to run a different mission?
JollyGee29: You're thinking of an entirely different bunker with the super vodka
wifi12345678910: You went the wrong place
otakon17: wait is that the door you came in through?
ghyllnox: Piss and tits indeed
DigitalSeahorse: piss and tits but not pissing tits
wifi12345678910: left over Controller psi damage
otakon17: bad noises VERY bad noises
Mathanwitch: @digitalseahorse Kaiju #8 can do that
DigitalSeahorse: gross
otakon17: there it is, salvation
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DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: UNIQUE
Juliamon: Welcome raiders, we're just about to wrap up unfortunately
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: a unique of the sniper option you have no
otakon17: damn he overpowered the Doctor
JollyGee29: Strider is a powerful man
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: nice
LiveFaust: THE DOUGLER!
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: HEY DOC ANY TIME
otakon17: yeah
Vonbane: does anyone get that young frankenstein joke?
wifi12345678910: nooo, rip strider
JollyGee29: So much for the Hippocratic Oath
pimiento: well that's one way to sedagive
sephyhallow: After all that he stole your thunder
DigitalSeahorse:
Nailed it
LiveFaust: Yeah, Vonbane.
otakon17: "I was shot FOUR HUNDRED TIMES to get my ASS kicked by that guy?!"
wifi12345678910: he was great when he didn't try to kill us
LiveFaust: "A SEDAGIVE?!"
otakon17: The Noosfairy!
otakon17: dude now you gotta pick all those up again
sephyhallow: I thought it was "Great minds think alike, but so do lemmings"
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
JollyGee29: So, do you remember the spare pod in Stalker 1? That Strelok could have gotten into?
otakon17: Capsula Corp
shushu2539: please release the dog
DigitalSeahorse:
wifi12345678910: @shushu2539 you really don't wanna do that
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Juliamon: but what if we don't want to talk to Sidorovich
DigitalSeahorse: X3 hehe
LiveFaust: Stalkers, uuuummm... find a way...
Mashamino: this poor sad puppers
otakon17: sell it?
otakon17: it was damaged when you picked it up
otakon17: but it's clearly a unique of that gun in yoru 2nd slot
ghyllnox: Whip was damaged initially
Isaac3567: So what was the reward for not killing anyone there?
otakon17: so if you got any attachments you can transfer them over
DigitalSeahorse:
otakon17: @Isaac3567 an asswhupping by Strider apparently
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks for the stream Alex 
shushu2539:
otakon17: thanks for the stream o/
otakon17: what tme EST?
Gaelan_Maestro: have a good sleep all
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Alex heads into The Zone on Play it Forward. Game: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (12:18 from now).
Juliamon: !schedule
ghyllnox: Fish Wingspan
DoodlestheGreat: Must be the pretzels.
TheDevil_Risen: ooo fun!
Juliamon: yes!
otakon17: soft pretzels smell AMAZING
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem cu l8r
LiveFaust: Pardonfuck? Yes, please
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
otakon17: toodles o/
Juliamon: Produced by Demeter for Auntie Anne's
Juliamon: it was a limited-release last August
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
LiveFaust: "I could just eat you up."
Juliamon: bottles are like USD$100 on ebay
LiveFaust: Thanks, Juliamon. No matter what the rest of chat says, I think you're cool.
LiveFaust: Not the most expensive fragrance I've bought...
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