Is This Your Card? || Lost Kingdoms

   LoadingReadyRun: please hold, as this changeover is a tad elaborate
Invitare: gotta rev up the Gamecube
  TXC2: holding
   LoadingReadyRun: Dealing with some audio issues. Hopefully up and running shortly
 SnackPak_: 
 Marvoleath: If the streamer does not show up in 15 minutes, we can go home, that's how this works, right?
  Juliamon: you aren't home?
  Juliamon: also the streamer did show up
  Juliamon: they are working on it
   LoadingReadyRun: Not to brag, but I was even early
  TXC2: exactly, Mr Wheeler is here, he just can't get the over head projector to work 
  Juliamon: Lightbulb burnt out
 SnackPak_: I can use this time to finish the homework I didn't do 
Cheese_Hammer: Nintendo console not working? please understand
   LoadingReadyRun: Got it
 calculated_uncertainties: whoo!
  Juliamon: 
 Marvoleath: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Used the patented technique of unplugging everything
 Manae:    
   LoadingReadyRun: EVERYTHING
  Juliamon: time-honored tradition
Cheese_Hammer: turn it off and on again
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Marvoleath: should have blown into the cartridge
  Juliamon: it's a disc system
 Marvoleath: I know 
Cheese_Hammer: blow into the memory card
  Juliamon: needed to clean the laser
  TXC2: I think I've still got a laser cleaning CD
  TXC2: Gods knows if it works or not
   LoadingReadyRun: I love the Gamecube and mods have been instructed to permaban anyone who besmirches the system
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  TXC2: I'm a SEGA child, I never agreed to this  
   Anubis169: Normally we'd time people out, this is LRR giving us the extra heavy hammers 
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
nyc_mtg: who up losing they kingdom
  TXC2: Hello Wheeler
  Juliamon: Most of us don't know either
 SnackPak_: he sounds like trouble
  Juliamon: You can unmod him
   Anubis169: ouch
  TXC2: isn't Jordan still modded ?
   Anubis169: haaaaaaai Wheeler 
 SnackPak_: time to prune the mod list
FurthestChunk: the premier moderator of the channel
 Xerodin: 
nyc_mtg: VIP me i'll exclusively make hyper regional references about 4 people will understand
Cheese_Hammer: thanks for having us, its great to be here
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  TXC2: Summer's here
 calculated_uncertainties: false summer is here
  TXC2: Spring lasted 3 days 
FurthestChunk: i love the two seasons we have in 2025
   Anubis169: Dude UK got a 20c heatwave, and I had to take my jacket off on the trip to Scotland last weekend
FurthestChunk: love only having winter and summer
  Juliamon: we had snow two days ago and today it's 20
   Anubis169: it's April
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 Xerodin: do you have to have your mouth open to wink?
  TXC2: we finally had rain again today in the UK
FurthestChunk: send your credit card info directly to ben wheeler, including the funky numbers on the back
 Bruceski: Too sunny for jeans, too chilly for shorts right now.
 Xerodin: 10/10 good job
  Juliamon: Seems fine
FurthestChunk: sounds okay
 dumbo3k: Oh, that says Now Loading. I thought it said Not Loading
FurthestChunk: dvd logo ass loading screen
FurthestChunk: never gonna hit the corners
 TheDevil_Risen: whats doing wheeler? how are you?
FurthestChunk: are you going to 
 schordash: 
 Bruceski: "deal" with the undead, I get it
  TXC2: mono red baby!
Invitare: you need to level Int and Fth if you want to do Pyromancy
 dumbo3k: Oh, btw Wheeler, I wanted to compliment you on playing and Excellent Villain in Friday Nights!
 nevyn666: draft e wit and time walk
  TXC2: how ancient can it be if it's still legible ?
FurthestChunk: this is kinda hitting a cool diorama vibe tbh
 schordash: team go birds! 
FurthestChunk: does this tomb tap for two mana
FurthestChunk: and causes you to lose two life
FurthestChunk: i am of course talking about everyone's favourite lord of the rings card, balin's tomb
FurthestChunk: oh it's arthur
FurthestChunk: but also lmao that's just a spot
 Orestes290: Screw dark souls, lets get a walking tour of this world
triplehare: double d is th like "then"
 goombalax: tbf he died in the middle of a siege so its impressive they did even that
  TXC2: pretty sure William the conqueror has a whole ass church on top of his grave
  TXC2: for comparison
FurthestChunk: nobody cares about how welsh is pronounced, source: am english
FurthestChunk: (with a non-zero amount of welsh ancestry)
 goombalax: sounds like a brit opinion
  TXC2: all I know about Welsh is that W is said like oo
triplehare: marge potato: welsh orthography "I just think it's neat"
 schordash: 
 goombalax: everyone has a price Wheeler
Invitare: w sounding like oo makes perfect sense. w is just that sound but backwards
 schordash: 
FurthestChunk: @TXC2 that's all i know and that's entirely because of the Koom Valley bit from discworld
 Bruceski: The Welsh language is a prank on the English. And they deserve it.
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  TXC2: funny how everyone talks about Welsh, and yet no one talks about Scots Gaelic 
 Marvoleath: You mean something like Llanfairpwllgwyngyll?
FurthestChunk: that's because scotland is respected by north americans
 Marvoleath: also known as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
 goombalax: 547  Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
FurthestChunk: that's not ten bucks
 goombalax: CAD
Invitare: I mean, at least Welsh LOOKS bad too
 nevyn666: 100 100 100 100
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1 1
 Orestes290: The sand creatures will be back but in greater numbers
Invitare: English has Cholmondeley and Fetherstonehaugh
FurthestChunk: so i watched star wars yesterday, the OG, and man that's a good film
 Marvoleath: Wiki has a recording for this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/b/bd/Cy-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_%28Welsh_pronunciation%2C_recorded_17-05-2012%29.ogg/Cy-Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch_%28Welsh_pronunciation%2C_recorded_17-05-2012%29.ogg.mp3
 Orestes290: you made that up
Invitare: double L is a glottal sound
triplehare: top tip: LL = CL, W = OO
 goombalax: think they have a king
  Juliamon: yes
 goombalax: second one
 niccus: can't it be both
 nevyn666: a man can be both
  TXC2: profoundly the secound one for me
FurthestChunk: kinda sorta 1.5 of that
Invitare: I'm like half an hour from the Welsh border
 schordash: you know, and i'm always saying that 
FurthestChunk: me mam's welsh, though that part of my identity is Complicated
 Marvoleath: welp, my nick was supposed to be Welsh, but the correct spelling was taken 
  TXC2: given what Thatcher did Wales, it very much can be both
triplehare: it's just literally not the english alphabet. it just looks like it. Same shapes, different sounds.
triplehare: I'm english, I just realised at some point it's kinda chauvinist to mock the welsh language
FurthestChunk: anyway time to hop up on my soapbox because it's barely relevant i want to remind y'all that arthur is a welsh legend not an english one
MookGB: So this is a real time rpg with cards as attacks?
 schordash: 
triplehare: anyway this game looks buck wild
 Marvoleath: @MookGB pretty much
  TXC2: FurthestChunk  and most of the modern version of the myth is French fan fic 
 schordash: don't you mean spirits? 
MookGB: Thats cool, what system was it originally made for?
  TXC2: MookGB  gamecube
 Marvoleath: it runs on Gamecube right nwo
FurthestChunk: the gamecube, which ben is playing it on for real
  Juliamon: Wheeler is playing on a genuine Gamecube
FurthestChunk: i know i said that sus
 Orestes290: they really like their fog
FurthestChunk: but for real no emulation
  Juliamon: last week proved it was real when it had a disc error
Murki1988: Lost kingdoms 2 takes everything from this one and greatly improves on it
  TXC2: is Card depot the rival to Card kingdom ?
FurthestChunk: oh god i have such brainworms about skipping
 Marvoleath: 3 chests? and no mimics? sus
FurthestChunk: wait are those cards permanently gone or do they come back
FurthestChunk: they come back right
 Isaac3567: Come back when the level is completed
Murki1988: True that, no playing final fantasy games before the previous ones too
  TXC2: "my skeleton is such a coward" is such a true statement
 schordash: 
 avjamethyst: I think you're just failing at the puzzle
FurthestChunk: that did like no damage
FurthestChunk: angel no backseating please 
  Juliamon: uh oh backseater alert 
 avjamethyst: it's my game, I'm allowed
 schordash: please~ foolish interloper was my father. you can just call me 'dumbass' 
 accountmadeforants: These fools didn't expect a GAMER to challenge them
  TXC2: Angel doesn't "backseat" she whispers from Wheeler's shoulder 
Dr_fragenstien: who's your heel?
FurthestChunk: hit 'em with that bird
FurthestChunk: bird up, the best card in our deck
FurthestChunk: classic fromsoft stunlocks
  TXC2: my money! 
 avjamethyst: 1, 3, 6
 calculated_uncertainties: always remember to save your files
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hapahappiness: 
 thraximore: 
 Marvoleath: sewer gators? D:
 Marvoleath: 
 thraximore: never would've guessed you were camera-shy
 nevyn666: bird down bird down
 Jigokuro: 
  TXC2: attack the weak spot for massive damage
 TheMerricat: The game in question was Genji: Days of the Blade - for the PS3
 TheMerricat: Metacritic score was 55/100
  Juliamon: that means it wasn't half bad!
Cptasparagus: you gotta be a AAA company to buy an 80+
 Marvoleath: there is apparently also a game studio literally named Giant Enemy Crab
 thraximore: lizard blade is a workhorse
 LordZarano: Genji: Days of the Blade was a sequel to Genji: Dawn of the Samurai on PS2, which got a 74 on metacritic
 matthaus_c: no little german boy don't drop into the basilisk hole
UtilityPunk: Oh, on the topic of RPG card games has Wheeler ever played Baten Kaitos?
 LordZarano: No word on if it had giant enemy crabs. Probably not, PS2 wouldn't have been able to handle it
UtilityPunk:  Sweet, I'm hyped
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
 Jigokuro: Have you encountered combos yet? I don't remember if there was an explicit tutorial about them...
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Cptasparagus: Kaito can become a creature and theres a baseball bat equipment so you can play Baten Kaitos in MTG
UtilityPunk: 
 goombalax: 0 viewers
Cptasparagus: im cooked
 thraximore: already do
 TheMerricat: That's just emote only chat, right?
FurthestChunk: who else up associating they words
 Marvoleath: but my personality 
 matthaus_c: <message deleted>associussy baka
 thraximore: matt
 matthaus_c: <message deleted>uh oh
 matthaus_c: <message deleted>remember me
 SnackPak_: o7
Scarbble: o7
n3ther: o7
 lightfut: o7
 thraximore: 
 Jigokuro: 
FurthestChunk: o7
jabisbad: o7
 RAICx: o7
Cptasparagus: o7
 GhostValv: o7
 WiJohn: o7
 matthaus_c: I have changed my ways
 lightfut: RIP in peace
 lightfut: Some say we can still hear them
Cptasparagus: icarussy
  CypherRaze: What in the DreamCast game is this?
  Juliamon: Gamecube actually!
  CypherRaze: So close lol
FurthestChunk: 2035 is gonna be our ussy arc
 Wolfstrike_NL: we're still around in 2035?
 TheMerricat: @CypherRaze https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Kingdoms
 thraximore: oh, the halcyon days of associussy baka
MookGB: No way twitch still exists in 2035
 thraximore: we didn't know how good we had it
 matthaus_c: it's gonna be called Justin again
 Marvoleath: cant wait for LRR 30th anniversary
  Juliamon: Probably TOS
 thraximore: no rules
UtilityPunk: Big nono, but you can have a mutual skill-testing giveaway probably
  Juliamon: for legal reasons, that's "dolLRRs"
FurthestChunk: smash cut to lrr banned on twitch
MookGB: I would put 5 american dollars on the US and twitch not existing in 2035
 TheMerricat: The real question is, would Twitch still be owned by Amazon in 2035.
 thraximore: the skill is "acquiring 5 USD"
 zeathean: 10 seconds
  Juliamon: inexplicably still worth more than CAD
 schordash: at this rate, just bet with eggs
 SnackPak_: Beej or Ian easy
 WiJohn: 5 American dollars in 2035 money or 15 Norwegian kroner
MookGB: 5 american dollars will probably be worth 5 canadian cents (Do yall have cents?). I have 5 american dollars right here in a box I will be saving for the future
MookGB: probably Serge
 Marvoleath: defo Serge
  Juliamon: they have cents, just no pennies
 Wolfstrike_NL: I would put Graham,James,Paul as most unlikely, outside of that, it could be anyone's fault
FurthestChunk: you could be about to assert that we should [tunnel noises] a walmart
 Isaac3567: That Mind Flayer costs double what your current magic limit is, that seems pretty strong
 thraximore: oh, scalies
 CaptainSpam: "Their powers allow them to TEAR APART THEIR VICTIMS' MINDS DIRECTLY!!! ...which causes them to, y'know, kinda slow down for a couple minutes."
 DeM0nFiRe: 
FurthestChunk: is this a setting with shapeshifting dragons, because if not the logistics of that union are, interesting
 schordash: not read like that 
 schordash:  
 thraximore: @FurthestChunk not that interesting, I've seen- uh. nothing, your honor
FurthestChunk: so which do you prefer cars fucking dragons or dragons fucking cars 
 thraximore: objection: leading the witness
FurthestChunk: this isn't a trial
 thraximore: yes, it's a kangaroo court
FurthestChunk: i'mma sit on this drumhead here
 Marvoleath: There was a Might & Magic magazine that had a 'scientific' article on Dragons' mating
 Marvoleath: actually fun read tbh
 thraximore: I bet it was
FurthestChunk: do you mind posting the entire text of it in twitch chat so that ben has a fun surprise to come back to
 thraximore: inquiring minds want to know
 Marvoleath: @FurthestChunk it was like 4 pages long xD
   LoadingReadyRun: authors poorly/barely disguised fetish etc
FurthestChunk: that's not a no
FurthestChunk: oh fuck he's reading chat
FurthestChunk: SCATTER
 thraximore: of course he is, who wouldn't be curious
 thraximore: hmm. google, how is dragonite made
FurthestChunk: honestly there's a huge problem within the economies of dragonite societies, their currency is just going through the roof
FurthestChunk: google dragonite inflation to find out more
 schordash:  wb
 GhostValv: 
Invitare: that second beep was a bit late
 schordash:  o-oh
 schordash: 
 thraximore: aw, I liked it
 schordash: don't lie, that's your real voice, isn't it?
FurthestChunk: air doesn't exist in this world
 schordash:  
Scarbble: suremander, definitely
FurthestChunk: professor oak's favourite commander is shorikai
 GhostValv: *horse noises*
FurthestChunk: oh fuck please tell me this isn't lt surge's gym
 Wolfstrike_NL: But what about the hidden switch 2
 schordash: omg D:
 zelukester: I feel like most switches tend to advertise, fascinating
 goombalax: what? no, I hate the aristocracy man
 schordash: 🥲
UtilityPunk: Rise, lazy bones! It's time to work. -- Some Necromancer
 schordash: 
 zelukester: targeting, the fiercest enemy of all
 schordash:  
FurthestChunk: unfortunately you're broadcasting to six year olds
 Wolfstrike_NL: Good joke streamer
FurthestChunk: +2
 Marvoleath: I dont get the joke, ELI5 to me pls
 thraximore: shit, late 20 queers left out do dry
 GhostValv: *OOOOOOHOHOOHOOOOOO&
FurthestChunk: does that also include the late 30s queers
FurthestChunk: asking for a friend
FurthestChunk: wait why did i say late lmao i'm not that old
MookGB: Does that mean when I turn 26 I will also turn queer?
FurthestChunk: my brain is off it's half ten pm here
 nevyn666: a tesla coil?
FurthestChunk: anyway i just got assigned badger by wheeler's discord today that's definitely not related to this discussion in any way
FurthestChunk: god i hate that that guy's ruining nikola tesla's good name
 goombalax: what did David Bowie ever do to you?
 schordash: 
 nevyn666: he played Tesla in that movie about magicians
 schordash: o7
FurthestChunk: god imagine if this was a death taking you to main menu game
 Jigokuro: So I looked into it since my memory was fuzzy and it turns out combos are a LK2 thing. There are a few summons in this that do something special if you call 3 at the same time, but that barely counts.
a_Weakling: is it a spot the difference minigame maybe?
 schordash: 
 matthaus_c: this is true I've been assigned raccoon by my partner
FurthestChunk: raccoon's a good one
FurthestChunk: idk we just talked cool english animals and badger resonated
 nevyn666: My Octopus Teacher was a good documentary
 thraximore: ho ho ho
 thraximore: this poise is RIDICULOUS
 schordash: 
 schordash:  
 Marvoleath: "I'd rather die than runaway" 
FurthestChunk: is this before or after they buffed the accuracy
FurthestChunk: is this guy hitting on you whilst dying
 goombalax: gut wound in the dark ages, might as well shoot your shot
FurthestChunk: he should just realise that he can be the cosplay gf
 Marvoleath: bro, the healing orb is right there, just walk few steps
 schordash: 
 thraximore: It's Mystery Woman!
FurthestChunk: she has yaoi hands
 goombalax: hate sending the wrong lizard
 thraximore: SICK, we have real combat
 schordash: o7
 thraximore: good news: she can whiff too
 thraximore: she got the schmovement
 schordash: infinite birds?! our one weakness 
 thraximore: she dunked on you
 Orestes290: go birds
 schordash: yeeee! 
 schordash: classic experience
 avjamethyst: it is like being a cosplayer
FurthestChunk: when are we getting the JamesTur cosplay, Ben
 goombalax: she's cosplaying herself like Brian Cranston
ballesta25: Wait, your character has separate arms?  I was reading the the white bits as arms and though she was naruto running everywhere.
ballesta25: *thought
 schordash: 
 thraximore: I love Mystery Woman
 thraximore: I mean, Helena
 thraximore: actually no
FurthestChunk: o r b
 thraximore: Mystery Woman > Helena
 TheMerricat: You are wrong lady, We have no master but CAPITALISM!
 Marvoleath: 
 Marvoleath: "horde of foul creature" - the same ones you summon, Princess
Invitare: William of Wisp
Invitare: *that's* a wizard???
FurthestChunk: THAT'S a wizard?
Invitare: apparently not
 richard_ermen: Clearly saving is for Mountain Wizards.
 schordash: 
 nevyn666: dont think edhrec is gonna be much help here
 thraximore: a bridge like that sounds really inconvenient
 thraximore: how do you maintain trade, or send messages
duallain: I'm just joining, is the magic in this game slight of hand?
 zelukester: well it's not named "attacking bird"
 Isaac3567: Did I miss a visit to the Fairy house? Or have we not cashed those in yet?
 thraximore: you can crank it in most places if you're brave enough
 Marvoleath: we pokemon now?
 nevyn666: size queen
 Orestes290: burnt umber
UtilityPunk: Just cranking some bridges 
 Marvoleath: gotta return the other to neutral?
wouter_the_boss: Don't forget there are 2 levers
 Marvoleath: the fact that it eats your crystals is messed up tbh
KamikaziManiac: painful notes
 goombalax: Cukoo for Carbuncles
  Juliamon: 
KamikaziManiac: it let you run from the boss, lol
 thraximore: 3 stars
UtilityPunk: lmao
 thraximore: smh my head
UtilityPunk:  Not today, boss, I'm calling in sick
 goombalax: gonna start spreading rumors that abominable snowmen guard my storage locker
  Juliamon: I MIGHT survive??
 Wolfstrike_NL: Going to Roblex, that dosn't sound fine
 Wolfstrike_NL: Roblox*
 Jigokuro: Increasing the speed of all summons can be relevant in some cases, but a bit niche.
Lex_Peacekeeper: you playing on the game cube? got both of these for it still somewhere
  Juliamon: yup!
 thraximore: nice music
 Blip2004: going to do Baiten Kaitos?
  Juliamon: It's on the list
 thraximore: is that a snow shark??
  Juliamon: Land Shark
 thraximore: lmao
Lex_Peacekeeper: can you upgrade the card in this one or weas that only in 2?
 thraximore: I mean... snow shark makes a little more sense than a land shark
  Juliamon: lotta snow crabs up here
UtilityPunk: Yeah, pretty rare that an accordion solo sounds so good
 thraximore: when will we get Womandragora
KamikaziManiac: they gotcha
 WiJohn: Can you combine three hobgoblins to make an archgoblin?
 Marvoleath: Trolled? more like goblined
 Marvoleath: boink boink BONK!
Lex_Peacekeeper: I remember there being a starfish card that was really powerfull, you throw it like a throwingstar
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah
 goombalax: non, fresh out
 TheDevil_Risen: whats up wheels?
Manitu_25: here
KamikaziManiac: there sure are
UtilityPunk: Tempted by the Hobgoblin sounds like the name of a tape
 thraximore: zero nerds
 nevyn666: father son
Manitu_25: son and father
HarmonisedMelody: Anyone in this card game chat on a video game stream claiming to be a nerd is lying, definitely fake nerds, or something
KamikaziManiac: yeah, the son takes up the father's mantle
 nevyn666: yessir. sorry for the spoilers
 nevyn666: then he makes a deal with Mephisto i belive? and becomes the hobgoblin.
 goombalax: tbf in the sam raimi movies he's called the "New Goblin"
FurthestChunk: mephisto isn't satan but he's not not satan
 goombalax: Me fist o deez nu-*shot and killed*
gnabaer: but is it an enemy crab?
KamikaziManiac: earth beats water
arbysgaming38: i just got here what the fuck is happening
Manitu_25: gottem
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UtilityPunk: @arbysgaming38 Summoner RPG. Realtime YuGiOh
 ShaneLeeAtk: Shiva-at-home
 HarmonisedMelody: Crystal Pepsi Rose
 CaptainSpam: What if she were in a jar?
KamikaziManiac: how YOU doin', crystal lady
 HarmonisedMelody: What if she's offering Crystal Pepsi bottles?
 thraximore: this man would never answer the Call to Adventure
 ShaneLeeAtk: I remember Crystal Pepsi... Those were dark times.
 HarmonisedMelody: If I'm in that forest, I'm dying or becoming the new person trapped in the jar, no doubt
 TheDevil_Risen: no one likes the land shark 
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh fair enough 
 TheDevil_Risen: that's sweet
 avjamethyst: thanks
 CaptainSpam: Just rename it to Candygram, then everyone will let Land Shark in.
 avjamethyst: aiametHeart
 ShaneLeeAtk: Those are some Majora's Mask looking fairies.
 gualdhar: why are we trading fairies for screeching banshees?
 TheDevil_Risen: stone heads are fun 
 TheDevil_Risen: so mario
 PMAvers: 
 Jigokuro: Indeed
 TheDevil_Risen: nice!
 Jigokuro: 
 HarmonisedMelody: Did you bring enough to share with the chat?
KamikaziManiac: underrated beverage choise
 TheDevil_Risen: grats on the results in pioneer btw
 ShaneLeeAtk: Love a good Ginger Ale.
KamikaziManiac: oh, nice, you got a necromancer. Those are hard to get.
 TheDevil_Risen: love me some canadian club dry
 HarmonisedMelody: Me when laws change to let me have dogs while renting
 HarmonisedMelody: "Maybe I should just buy a bunch of dogs"
 TheDevil_Risen: nice 
 gualdhar: I'd love a pack of dogs, I don't have the space for them
KamikaziManiac: find you're calling as a shepherd
jabisbad: the people dream of being a neplese goat herder
 Wolfstrike_NL: When Lrr_farm? James dreams of holding chickens, Matt is a goat fanatic
 accountmadeforants: Finally, a game with reasonably fast text boxes
 TheDevil_Risen: Farming is no fun!
 Orestes290: Ive heard they disappear
 Marvoleath: We are still owed a donkey though
UtilityPunk: Oh yeah, backbreaking stuff. If you've worked on a farm, it's not cute or idyllic
 accountmadeforants: Lmao, my grandparents from one side of my family had a farm, fuck that.
 goombalax: still waiting for proper welsh btw
jokcourtz: Everything smells vaguely of poop
Manitu_25: i'm late 20s, I did manual labor for 8 years and noped the F out lmao
Manitu_25: nobody wants that *really*
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 RoseBitter: Happy Monday!
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Game noticed you had no carbuncles, and felt like correcting that mistaken
 CaptainSpam: Well, what you don't know is that the king is twenty feet tall, hence all the food.
 Driosenth: It is just one, is it a wiblely, or a wobblely?
 goombalax: he's walking like he has to dump ass
 HarmonisedMelody: bowlegged?
 TheDevil_Risen: vroom vroom
 PMAvers: The greatest of monsters: the car
 HarmonisedMelody: Live the dream, doggy!
 Wolfstrike_NL: That's just my neightbor's every day walk
 HarmonisedMelody: Wheeler!!!
 TheDevil_Risen: GO JOHN WICK on their ass
UtilityPunk: We play games to escape real life, not relive trauma 
KamikaziManiac: car is particularly dodgy 
 Orestes290: cancelled
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha 
 Wolfstrike_NL: I thought it evolved into Balatro
ballesta25: Metap*r*od, surely
KamikaziManiac: this game has taken a turn
 TheDevil_Risen: my dad calls pikachu the electric rat, and any card game Yu-Gi-Oh just to get a rise out of me haha
 HarmonisedMelody: Your dad is right to do so!
KamikaziManiac: my mom said 'sonic the hog' for the same reason
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: FlyKnight) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (58m from now).
 TheDevil_Risen: @HarmonisedMelody lmao
 Jigokuro: Maybe you'd be fast enough if you had a running bird out 
 nevyn666: radio?
 goombalax: snow dogs
 HarmonisedMelody: Love that movie
 HarmonisedMelody: I'd prefer a cat-o-ninetails
Manitu_25: protein?
 HarmonisedMelody: What do Caterpies eat?
Invitare: probably... musty?
 virgil82: Like grasshopper I'd imagine
 HarmonisedMelody: I'm hearing more and more about Cricket being good, sustainable eating??
 HarmonisedMelody: Heh 
Invitare: Joke's on them: I'm already vegetarian
 HarmonisedMelody: Rebus is like those things where it says  Weather Feeling and the answer is feeling under the weather
Manitu_25: chickpeas fo life yo!
KamikaziManiac: caterpoker-off
KamikaziManiac: this went a lot better when you didn't have to fight the Juggernaut
 TheBearBee: Is this that Magic the Gathering the kids have been talking about?
Invitare: I don't think any kids are old enough to be talking about this
silenceaux: This is basically what Magic: Legends was trying to achieve
arbysgaming38: lost kingdoms universes beyond when?
KamikaziManiac: oh, please, yes
Invitare: first person??
 SnackPak_: rip
 TheDevil_Risen: ggwp wheeler 
 thraximore: that name is just a stunt anyway
 thraximore: playing right into their hands
 SnackPak_: sounds Welsh to me
 Wolfstrike_NL: Great pope
 goombalax: close enough
 nevyn666: that chinese sounded greek to me
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 HarmonisedMelody: Ooooh
KamikaziManiac: ggs
 nevyn666: ggs
 nevyn666: flyknight looks good.
 GapFiller:  hai Serge
 HarmonisedMelody: Surprise Surge!
 TheDevil_Risen: Surprise Serge!
 HarmonisedMelody: Big Surgeprise!
 SnackPak_: the villain of LRR makes an apperance
  Juliamon: 
 niccus: that sounds like grounds for removing moderator status
 nevyn666: serge WITH wheeler! this is the crossover event weve been waiting for.
  Juliamon: he was talking shit abt you having mod status
 GapFiller: Noted Ninja Serge Yager in the house
 TheDevil_Risen:  
silenceaux: The best "oh, strap in for one of these segment" looks
Invitare: I can't believe you'd call Ben and Adam "Mushroom people", Serge
 SnackPak_: sure buddy
 HarmonisedMelody: Oh no, Surge
 HarmonisedMelody: 
 thraximore: Serge "I know what THAT is"
 nevyn666: is that the card board tube samurai from Penny Arcade behind yall?
  Juliamon: nevyn666 It is
  Juliamon: that's how old the image is
 CaptainSpam: @nevyn666 Sort of.  Like, ten or so years ago when that picture was originally taken. 
 KWardJenx: Love the special guest star appearance by Serge. Thank you for the stream!
 nevyn666: oh its a green screen thing. dope.
 GapFiller: clearly Serge needs to do this everytime now
 nevyn666: a canon event took place
 CaptainSpam: Everything on the shelves in that picture WERE real at some point.  No clue if they're still somewhere in the Moonbase today.
  Juliamon: well, we can be pretty sure Wiggins took Optimus
 nevyn666: i was just reminded of penny arcade like yesterday...so i was shocked to see merch today
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: FlyKnight) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (38m from now).
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