Crossing the Stream || FlyKnight

  Juliamon: I hope chat remembers their assignment from last FlyKnight stream
ButButTheJesus: oh no
ButButTheJesus: this is like one of those school dreams
 calculated_uncertainties: Just don't say anything and you'll be fine.
 JessieImproved: I had those school dreams for a good solid decade after getting out of college
 JessieImproved: Now my stress dreams are just more topical
  Juliamon: "had" meaning you DON'T have them anymore?
  Juliamon: lucky
 JessieImproved: Oh I didn't say no more stress dreams.  I'm just not running for a test anymore.  Now I forgot something for my kids.
ButButTheJesus: yep, close to 20 years later here, still have them
 calculated_uncertainties: @Juliamon Some people just don't have enough respect for the past.
 PharaohBender27: I had school dreams up until like 3-4 years ago. Now I sometimes get *work* dreams instead.
  Juliamon: I still have school dreams AND work dreams AND current dreams
ButButTheJesus: yep
 NotCainNorAbel: Can't get work dreams if you never sleep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Mine overlap sometimes
  Juliamon: oh yeah, lots of overlap
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Pretty sure "never sleep" isn't recommended by most doctors 
 JessieImproved: I would love to still have school dreams.  Then I could wake up and be like "haha suckers I don't do that anymore"
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 
 PharaohBender27: Also ahoy-hoy, everyone! Had quite a day today - did a good hike, then had to wait 45 minutes for AAA because I locked my keys in my car 
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 
   LoadingReadyRun: hello chat
ButButTheJesus: huddo
 NotCainNorAbel: Hello streamer
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, LoadingReadyRun!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello streamer!!
   LoadingReadyRun: how you doing?
 stippledotter: I love that initialism because AAA is also the sound you make when you learn you need them.
   LoadingReadyRun: big chilling?
 Marvoleath: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sure which one of the crew this is
ButButTheJesus: trying to chill but had too much caffeine
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The Real Sparky Sparkswall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trying to chill but waiting for a very important exam grade
 PharaohBender27: @stippledotter TBH, at first I was scared I had *lost* the keys because a pocket did develop a hole during the hike, so honestly "I locked myself out" was a relief of sorts.
 PharaohBender27: Also got to see and even photograph a snake during the hike!
jessicaengle: Snek hype!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Oh! Fun snakes!
jessicaengle: Hello!
 SnackPak_:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
baltimore_667083 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, baltimore_667083! (Today's storm count: 7)
jessicaengle:   
 stippledotter: @pharaohbender27 ah! yay for snakes and no repeating a hike!
calculated_uncertainties subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 70 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, calculated_uncertainties! (Today's storm count: 8)
 MAPBoardgames:   
 ShaneLeeAtk: 
 TheWriterAleph: good eve, LRRfriends
Foxmar320 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 130 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 9)
 PharaohBender27: The snake in question, for anyone curious: https://gyazo.com/58d4fbd3ad89aff58cd74214b58b33e9
 RedtheLily: Oh yay im normally never here for cts but my sleep is all fnagled rn. Glad to be here
  Juliamon: frend!!
ButButTheJesus: ooh stripey snek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Snek friend!
  Juliamon: so pretty
jessicaengle: Excellent snek.
 RedtheLily: Snexcellent?
DideRobot: LRR: Time for crossing the streams. | Graham, Matt, Ian, and special guest host Serge?? are here for round 2 of FlyKnight, a game so dark souls even dark souls enthusiast think to themselves, yup. That sure is dark souls. | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114339036613986124
 Inquisitor_Xian: a very good noodle
jessicaengle: Truly blessed.
 micalovits: Hey friends! Sure is a fly night, for some FlyKnight!
jessicaengle: 
jessicaengle:  
 PharaohBender27: [Insert fly-by-knight joke here]
 GasCityGaming:   
Cakeswim subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Cakeswim! (Today's storm count: 10)
 letfireraindown: Excellent
jessicaengle: And Serge!
 Diabore: surprise serge!
 MrSarkhan: Serge1
 baltimore_667083: hi serge!
 control_rig: Hello!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
jessicaengle: 
stnrwzrd: the legendary 8th !!
 SnackPak_: 
ButButTheJesus: time's night and we're having flies?
 TheWriterAleph: lookin good
 NotCainNorAbel: You look and sound like Serge
 Diabore: is this the first time since a play it forward?
  Foxmar320: 
jessicaengle: If rock stars eat pizza and go to bed early, then yes.
 Darleysam: dang, yeah, been a while!
 control_rig: We did this. This is our fault
 SnackPak_: rip store
jessicaengle: Store Will Return.
 Marvoleath: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 micalovits: RIP Store, may it rise again
Cptasparagus: I heard the store was sold
 lirazel64:   
 rosesmcgee: Store II: The Revenge
 MrSarkhan: Nailed it
 Marvoleath: !store
 SnackPak_: wooo!
 PharaohBender27: Actually got my third order from the warehouse moving sale the other day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Store 2 the Revengence
 circusofkirkus: The Rise of Store: An Easter Story
SaxPython: Oh no
 SnackPak_: good start to the stream
 Nigouki: store will return with a brand news DVD selection!
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
DaxStrife: It's a bit weird seeing Serge not as a flappy-headed REPO robot.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I did not know fly knight was that literal
 Darleysam: despite everything, it's your boy
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Graham_LRR! 
 TheWriterAleph: same tbh
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Graham_LRR! (Today's storm count: 11)
 NotCainNorAbel: same G
 SnackPak_: just like Dark Souls
 raulghoulia: big same
 MAPBoardgames: No rules, means no pants!
 JessieImproved: Hey so does mine
 tdapenguin:  contemplating the store 
 rosesmcgee: Let G solo her?
  Foxmar320: That works in real life as well. Don't let pants hold you back
ButButTheJesus: G doin a wrestle promo
2_manyhobbies subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 2_manyhobbies! (Today's storm count: 12)
 control_rig: "My stamina recovers faster when I don't wear pants" is a heck of Quote
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to SergeYager! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SergeYager! (Today's storm count: 13)
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to goatprince! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, goatprince! (Today's storm count: 14)
Dog_of_Myth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months, currently on a 72 month streak!
 Dog_of_Myth: Pretty fly for six years
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Dog_of_Myth! (Today's storm count: 15)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge just choosing not to inquire about the meaning of any of this
ButButTheJesus: PS1 game I still wanna try
 SnackPak_: oh, so this is a card game 
jessicaengle: Spoopy subs!!
  Juliamon: You can change the animation framerate iirc, if that matters to you
 control_rig: Get Ye Flask
  Foxmar320: Butts confirmed
 control_rig: Ooooh the nostalgia hit
 James_LRR: turn up that crunch.
stnrwzrd: lighthouse for sure
 mercano82: lighthouse
stnrwzrd: make it a horror game
7gorobei: cga video adapter lets go
 Marvoleath: You can also go max Crunch
jessicaengle: Hi James!
 Kentosaurus: dither? I hardly know 'er!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to ihorner! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ihorner! (Today's storm count: 16)
 Darleysam: arrr, dither me timbers (Obra Dinn, 2018, Lucas Pope)
stnrwzrd: @Kentosaurus nice
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to James_LRR! They have given 1864 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, James_LRR! (Today's storm count: 17)
 niccus: i think it's roughness instead of smoothness
 PharaohBender27: Dangit forgot to anonymize that 
sithenin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 100 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, sithenin! (Today's storm count: 18)
Chesul: I think you made the animations less smooth, increasing the time each frame is on the screen.
 PharaohBender27: A new centenarian!
jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 Ohhhhh get appreciated, nerd!
 control_rig: Ah yes, the essentials. Weapons. Armour. Fish.
jessicaengle:   
 rosesmcgee: Number go up increases frame delay so less smooth
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 you mean you snipped it from the anonymous person
 SnackPak_: it's just like turning up the AC
  Juliamon: also I think the Arachnophobia toggle turns spiders into hamburgers?
 couchboyj: Ahh, smooth
 mercano82: the units are “s” so presumably it’s how often the models are updated
  Juliamon: or blobs, i don't remember
  James_LRR: 100% coward
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrigidCuteTomatoTriHard-vpRtwX1XyoU-iJI0
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Yes . . . that's what I meant >_>
 SnackPak_: give up the crunch
phoenixletmeuseadashd: not this crunky 
  Foxmar320: Full crunch
 TheAwkes: Crunch and Dither are both excellent for this.
 couchboyj: Just a lil crubch, as a treat
 MrSarkhan: this looks good to me
stnrwzrd: get crunchy
Keaton__Mask: smooth is the coward's peanut butter
Chesul: Peanut Butter is best when it's just a pile of nuts.
ButButTheJesus: ah, this is Morrowind on my old Geforce 2 Ultra
Cptasparagus: peanut butter: as crunch as possible, game: none plz
putz12a subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, putz12a! (Today's storm count: 19)
 micalovits: Serge out her being part of the 1%(crunch)
  Foxmar320: Come on Serge, no pants
 BrowneePointz: for peanut butter negative crunch. I want it to actively remove texture from what I’m eating
jessicaengle: Regular crispy, regular crunchy.
 couchboyj: I want my peanut butter so smooth the jelly rolls off it
  MrPhlip: !show
 Lord_Hosk: I thought the quarrel preventer stopped you from using crossbows.
  MrPhlip: !show override crossing
  Foxmar320: Meanwhile everyones dying
 baskwalla: Fighting in the background 
stnrwzrd: that dude sassy
  Foxmar320: Always best to follow the naked guy
 TheWriterAleph: Baredevil, The Fly WIthout Pants
Cptasparagus: you can see his tighty whities in the distant darkness
stnrwzrd: is this a farming simulator ?
 Lord_Hosk: Are you sure the quarrel preventer doesn't stop the squidmen who share the planet Daq with the Mon Calamari from joining the separatists?
 TheAwkes: #WarThunderForums
 Strebenherz: Obligatory rs quote, stand and deliver!
Mathwyn: Ooh a different crew than last time
 Marvoleath: @Foxmar320 tbf it's better to be behind the naked guy than other way around
 BrowneePointz: hosk
DaxStrife: Leaks? Levan polka intensifies]
 BrowneePointz: those are QUARREN
 TheAinMAP: 
 wedge_x: so you're all Pfhor, that's timely
Boon_33: moar dots!
 Gaz_L: i thought we weren't supposed to talk about leeks 
  Foxmar320: @Marvoleath As a Florida Man I can confirm this to be true
sqaulie: Heyo everyone how's your day going? I hope very well
  Foxmar320: 
 BrowneePointz: yea the dude in the lil tutorial hamlet gives you your first spell
 TheAinMAP: 
omdorastrix subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 86 months!
 omdorastrix: Hey everyone, what's teh buzz tonight?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, omdorastrix! (Today's storm count: 20)
Cunobelenos: 
tehfewl subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
 tehfewl: Fly those knights
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, tehfewl! (Today's storm count: 21)
 RatherLargeToad: Fall Damage: Confirmed!  Which means we aren’t secretly robots
 Marvoleath: Loot from chests can be picked by all, but only one person at a time
 BrowneePointz: Matt has an Epee!
 Marvoleath: the drops from enemies are for single person iirc
 BrowneePointz: it has Vermintide controls yea
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulNastyPizzaAMPEnergy-JCcbgZ45kv16HpoR
 Diabore: matts tanking, dpos
 JessieImproved: dang yellow jackets, just aggro for no reason
 PharaohBender27: More like SamurFLY, amirite!?
 couchboyj: Het that WASP before he starts gentrification
jessicaengle: @Foxmar320  squeeeeeeeeeee it's so cute!
 TheAinMAP: Flower power.
Mathwyn: Praise the Sun-flower
  Foxmar320: @jessicaengle 
jessicaengle:  I can't even
  Foxmar320: Everyone has all the magics
 TheAinMAP:   
 nevyn666: you got the touch. you got the power
 Dog_of_Myth: oh, the pipes are calling
jessicaengle: From glen to glen?
  Foxmar320: Ranged fart clouds is brutal
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
jessicaengle: Poo gas torpedoes 
 TheAwkes: Kingsfeldian
 Gaz_L: oh, are we in Blighttown?
jessicaengle: Were those titan aurum flowers?
 CaptainSpam: Is someone getting gulched in here?
 gsyhiap: Uhoh, gulchies!
 PharaohBender27: I, like Serge, am curious if I'm missing something in terms of "gulching"
 BrowneePointz: it was the players
 BrowneePointz: jokingly challenging to see who could get further
jessicaengle: I don't know what it means either.  It's okay to not know or care bout innuendo.
 micalovits: I heard James will give icecream to the team that makes it furthest
 Nigouki: oh boy, fantasy racism
Boon_33: caste-ist?
 Gaz_L: camera angles are... interesting
Boon_33: is it a heal?
 Gaz_L: Hatsune Miku, inventor of Magic The Gathering?
 Robot_Bones: Hatsune Miku From Magic: the Gathering?
  Khalahd: Probably the Magic subreddit
 SnackPak_: Miku also made Minecraft
 couchboyj: Was there a leak?  A leek leak?
 rosesmcgee: Aspirational leek
 JessieImproved: There's a leek in the boat! Aaaah!
ButButTheJesus: does it spin
 BrowneePointz: excuse me Orihime from Bleach didn’t become a foundational meme to get supplanted by Miku!!!
DaxStrife: [Polka intensifies]
Cptasparagus: leekspin
opalkatzen22 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, opalkatzen22! (Today's storm count: 22)
Boon_33: there is a fishing pole slot?
 Nigouki: leekspin is like meatspin but worksafe
 Lord_Hosk: Miku is whatever you want her to be
 nevyn666: shes been several mtg cards
 couchboyj: @browneepointz Indeed
 BrowneePointz: the original leekspin was an animation of Orihime from Bleach
 Gaz_L: "opens from the other side"
 BrowneePointz: the Miku version came later
 Scy_Anide: Miku confirmed Earthsea wizard
 BrowneePointz: I consider myself a bit of a meme Historian
 Scy_Anide: Disciple of Ged
Cunobelenos: Serge bonk
 Lord_Hosk: Miku is 1/4 of most anime con cosplay contests.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OilyFrailLorisChefFrank-DjuZI8B4SrXogJY6
 CaptainSpam: Wow, they just really, REALLY hate Graham.
 BrowneePointz: the mallet is MEGA two hander whackus Bonkus iirc
 couchboyj: I always have a shot of vodka with my shields
 Lord_Hosk: He played James Bond Matt, and a brilliant art thief
 BrowneePointz: I’m honestly surprised Graham isn’t trying out the Mega Bonkus Mallet
FoxBehindTheTree: serge did you get a hair cut
 MAPBoardgames: Not going to stop to take a leek?
 Dog_of_Myth: So is Graham going to try to get out of bounds then?
 Lord_Hosk: serge will wait for a break to take a leek
FoxBehindTheTree: Fantastic!
FoxBehindTheTree: instantly noticed!
 NotCainNorAbel: two hands
 BrowneePointz: @lord_hosk *rimshot*
DaxStrife: "We had one leek, yes. But what about second leek?"
jessicaengle: Is this an actual old game, or just styled to look retro?
7gorobei: dual wield leak
 rosesmcgee: when you get older you should never miss an opportunity to take a leek
 couchboyj: Double leak, the split stream
 PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle The latter
 MAPBoardgames: @jessicaengle the second
 gsyhiap: Which is better, two leeks or one big leek?
 Marvoleath: pro-tip: there are types of dmg, e.g. plants are weak to slashing
 nevyn666: just dont cross the streams
jessicaengle: ty 
 baskwalla: How will you keep a float with all those leaks?
 MAPBoardgames: New leek dropped
 couchboyj: I would assume Crossing the Streams has a two leek minimum
 Lord_Hosk: Matt is clearly just better at picking up leeks than the rest of the party
 BrowneePointz: multiplayer game coding is hard Serge
 BrowneePointz: and I mean that sincerely
jessicaengle: @Lord_Hosk He has a certain set of skills.
stizzet: I have no clue how you know where you're shooting the arrows
 BrowneePointz: and serge exploded his skull
jessicaengle: "I don't wanna advance the plot." - Cameron
 BrowneePointz: tbf the other group were ALSO loot/exploration gremlins
imreallybored1991: this game is brutal loool
 TheAinMAP: 
imreallybored1991: i refunded after an hour i couldnt do it
imreallybored1991: you are champions
 lamina5432: are we getting the second week of fly knight that got delayed?
jessicaengle: Lets goooooo
DrLigmaPhD: I've just arrived. Are you the rat bastards who swarmed my salad?
 couchboyj: Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs
shagodoyle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, shagodoyle! (Today's storm count: 23)
DrLigmaPhD: @couchboyj Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs, Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs! (Technically an isopod)
 BrowneePointz: Buh-track-ee-un. means Frog Serge
jessicaengle: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Stag-beetla Fisty
 BrowneePointz: well and also salamanders
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 TheAinMAP: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Pretty fly, Serge
 JessieImproved: ohnoheshot
NorthstarTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months, currently on a 123 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NorthstarTex! (Today's storm count: 24)
jessicaengle: Ever forward, ever LRRning
DrLigmaPhD: His armor is a crop-top and he's into swords.... Bisexual ass dragonfly
 BrowneePointz: if they’re a dragoon they’ll be tanking the floor soon
jessicaengle:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Gonna get to level 99 fishing?
adambomb625: Epic background music for fishing
LivorMortis: A let us fish?
Scarbble: le poisson steve? il est orange?
jessicaengle: @NorthstarTex Team order
DaxStrife: Bugs want them, fish fear them.
Boon_33: Wiggle it
nic_nax96 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, nic_nax96! (Today's storm count: 25)
 SnackPak_: Ian is the new leader of Fish Gang
stnrwzrd: fish gang bloop bloop
 HadesLeprechaun: if I recall they will always nibble 3 times then bite, it's fairly obvious when they've bit even without a noise
 PharaohBender27: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSDWheR8prM
 James_the_Dabbler: You have a hole for fish?
 HadesLeprechaun: temporary buff
DaxStrife: "And where does the fish go? That's right, it goes in the fish hole."
stnrwzrd: where else would it go?
Chesul: The square hole.
stnrwzrd: if the fish fits, i guess
 BrowneePointz: welcome to creatures with Ganglion Systems Graham
 Lord_Hosk: There's always a bigger fish Serge.   some guy with a unclothed firearm told me that.
 BrowneePointz: they keep fighting even when the head’s gone…biting?
jessicaengle: A lady can be a boss.
jessicaengle: 
 HadesLeprechaun: you will not have to question when it is a boss, they make it pretty obvious, ahah
jessicaengle: @HadesLeprechaun Hey yeah.  I thought dark souls games were supposed to be hard.
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should get this game
 lamina5432: it’s an equipment game as far as I can tell
 BrowneePointz: that’s a rafflesia
  Juliamon: Vileplume's based on the same plant
Cptasparagus: its a Bellatro
jessicaengle: Wheeeeeee
Lysander_salamander: oh
DrLigmaPhD: Is this Melenia's room?
 circusofkirkus: get yeeted
 spo8n: serge is super dead
shushu2539: like Elden Ring with flies
 TheAinMAP: 
stnrwzrd: dodge !
 TheAinMAP: 
 BrowneePointz: It’s actually kind of genius that the boss fight is traversing up to hit it while trying to knock you into a bed of rafflesia
 BrowneePointz: that’s good design
Boon_33: more dots team!
 micalovits: I do not remember the other guys fighting this one
  Juliamon: They did fight this one
  Juliamon: I thought it was a cool fight then
 BrowneePointz: It looks like it might be resistant from piercing
 HadesLeprechaun: Other group finished the whole game
FitalShell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 70 month streak!
 FitalShell: bingus
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, FitalShell! (Today's storm count: 26)
Lysander_salamander: maybe it depends o where you hit it?
 TheAwkes: I like it when you call me big bonkus
 TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: 
stnrwzrd: 
 HadesLeprechaun: don't go through the next door until everyone has grabbed the chest
 Marvoleath: There are types of damage, some enemies got weakness / protection against slashing/smash/pierce
 micalovits: And then you kill god?
JokerES: Dance Dance Necrodancer
 betweenmyself: if this boss has KH health bars, that suggests they also have a Nobody…  Not gonna torture myself mixing those letters up and adding an ‘X’
jessicaengle: The Spear is mightier than the other spear.
 HadesLeprechaun: also unless they patched it, when someone goes through the door, everyone will be kicked back to menu, that's not a bug, just how the game works
 HadesLeprechaun: oh good!
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:31.
 MAPBoardgames: Dragoonfly
jessicaengle: Debbie Downer
 micalovits: Kalim is a Coward
Lysander_salamander: like, the metaphor?
 BrowneePointz: Loch Lomond
shushu2539: our way or the highway
 EmsLeigh: Its a death metaphor yes
 BrowneePointz: Yes, it’s a story about two brothers one got picked to get executed by the British
 Larkonus: You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll in Scotland 'afore ye.
 BrowneePointz: The low road is the path of the soul is going back to the homeland
Boon_33: the one taking the low road is dieing and going home as a spirit. the one that that lives takes longer to get home.
 BrowneePointz: Serge was correct
 gualdhar: wiki: n Celtic mythology, the "low road" was a way for a soldier's soul to return home when killed abroad; also called a fairy route
 PharaohBender27: Ah, Serge was correct: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bonnie_Banks_o%27_Loch_Lomond
 micalovits: Nah, the platforms are stable and you have more than 5 fps
 Larkonus: Nice shot, Serge.
 BrowneePointz: The basic story is that during a rebellion the English we’re going to execute 50% of the Scottish forces
 BrowneePointz: they told half of them to step back and one brother turned to the other who wasn’t picked and said you will take the high road I’ll take the low road and I’ll be home before you.
kusinohki: "if serge is right about 1 thing, he's right about all things" - adam, probably
Asolya: I thought for a sec that chest was a giant pillibug
shushu2539: put it on speaker
ButButTheJesus: HI BEN
 Marvoleath: 
 Darleysam: ✋contemplate orb? 👉battle sphere!
Boon_33: 
 NorthstarTex: Hell yeah, chicken wings!
jessicaengle: @kusinohki So what does it mean when Serge is off by one?? 
 SnackPak_: Im shocked Serge didn't ditch the stream for fried chicken
jessicaengle: Serge has been known to stream and eat fried chicken at the same time.
 BrowneePointz: I was part of a men’s double quartet who sang Loch Lomond for contest and our choir director always gave us research about our pieces so we knew WHAT we were singing
 BrowneePointz: easier to connect to the music that way
  Juliamon: oh the spiders are cute!
  Juliamon: Ben had the phobia setting on so we didn't see them last time
 BrowneePointz: I thought Adam was gameplay?
Chesul: They don'[t have the ring.
kusinohki: so I see hop and skip.  where's jump??
  Juliamon: Whoever was playing had the setting on
jessicaengle: 
 BrowneePointz: Why is this vagrant dress like Tilda, Swinton in Doctor Strange?
 BrowneePointz: dressed*
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Larkonus: Saying it twice definitely means it's trustworthy!
 BrowneePointz: I wonder if that bow you picked up that looks different has a different attack speed
kusinohki: I thought it was toxic
jessicaengle: Our botanical gardens has giant lilypad plants like those.  Those are  real, and they're really cool.
 Larkonus: "Singing isn't allowed!"
stnrwzrd: it sounds like serge is saying "bong kiss" over and over
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 RatherLargeToad: I take that personally 
 BrowneePointz: It only breaks frogs not toads
kusinohki: for a game called 'flyknight' I'm noticing a distinct lack of flying
 BrowneePointz: part of the law is some being called the Luna moth curse the flies for their wings to wither and rot
 BrowneePointz: lore*
 Marvoleath: You can also do jump attacks for extra damage
 MAPBoardgames: Try jumping 
 NorthstarTex: Try Finger but hole
 Going_Medium: Did you know you can raise wingless fruit flies to feed your pet spiders?  They are much easier to catch.
chris72397: When I came into the stream, I thought this was some sorta first person Runescape lol
Boon_33: more dots!
 betweenmyself: as a goof the devs should have placed some Burma Shave ads in those notes
kusinohki: not to be confused with the tower of boinkus
Chesul: "Can't reach" says the guy who has been gathering arrows to be an archer...
 BrowneePointz: I remember that guy from the hobbit movie
UtilityPunk: @chris72397 It's kinda like an indie dark souls with bugs and low framerates
UtilityPunk: Neat little game
stnrwzrd: and he denounced his own palestinian heritage
 BrowneePointz: and really bad TikToks
 Larkonus: Coming soon: Tinker Tailoer Spit Bars?
 MacbethSeemsSus: So does this game have an NPC called the Loathsome Dung Beetle, and if no why developers?
Caffine1138: You must gather your party before venturing forth
Boon_33: RIP
 Orestes290: the dream
 TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: use damage
stnrwzrd: ian stop looting, we need to go!!
Boon_33: kick knockback?
ichibento: Stop, he's already dead!  D:
 ThirdGames: Travel via the campfire?
stnrwzrd: kick 'em
UtilityPunk: I think the chest's hitbox ate him
Boon_33: kick him? via game 
Boon_33: woo
 Orestes290: No work, try kill
Lysander_salamander: yay
 HorusFive: @Orestes290 Violence is all they know
 dumbo3k: @UtilityPunk Chest was clearly a mimic
 NotCainNorAbel: rings?
Boon_33: put friendly fire gear back on or no? 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxyCloudyTofuPeoplesChamp-mBBFq4y9T4MMjVDT
ichibento: Cordyceps, gross!
 DeM0nFiRe: The Last of Bugs
chaostreader: did Serge re-equip his ring?
 SnackPak_: making deals with god
 HorusFive: Some say he's falling to this day
 Orestes290: something something Sparta
 NoxStryx: 2 avacados for 10 bucks
Boon_33: we don't know if god has chill, but not all his followers have chill.
Duwani1: @Boon_33 There are many stories about his chill also many stories about his wrath. Really most of the wrath is people just effing not listening
Duwani1: like just be kind - really not that hard
Boon_33: @Duwani1 Elijah living more than a week as a prophet would indicate some chill.
Duwani1: @Boon_33 yeah
Boon_33: @Duwani1 
Rourke9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
 Rourke9: 72 years
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Rourke9! (Today's storm count: 27)
Duwani1: @Boon_33 so many cool stories in the bible - Sampson one of my favorites
Duwani1: it has it all
DrLigmaPhD: Indian I think
Boon_33: @Duwani1 Big fan of shadrak, neeshak and abednigo.
  Juliamon: yeh Indian
Duwani1: @Boon_33 very cool
  Juliamon: it's a thrusting weapon
Boon_33: @Duwani1 *Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Duwani1: @Duwani1 Absalom - the importance of proper hair care
 MAPBoardgames: Is "Poke the flower" a euphimism?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @MAPBoardgames If you're a bee
Lysander_salamander: I think the damage depends on where you aim on the body?
 SnackPak_: 
Boon_33: nice.
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: the fish can get caught up on the geometry
Boon_33: lol keep it on the line 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rourke9: lmao nice
 HadesLeprechaun: just how I remember fishing works
 Mr_Horrible: what if I'm not a deer viewer?
 Marvoleath: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
IanAllenBird subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, IanAllenBird! (Today's storm count: 28)
PerryThePlatypusBear subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PerryThePlatypusBear! (Today's storm count: 29)
shushu2539: May 23rd: Desert Bus Express!  
 Diabore: have we ever been more back?
 HadesLeprechaun: you guys have been cruising, over halfway through the game
7gorobei: we are Sobek the egyptian god?
 BrowneePointz: wear the samurai helmet!
 HadesLeprechaun: passed by archer gear
ichibento: Ah, fashion.  The true endgame for all.
 BrowneePointz: also Serge does that 2nd bow have a different attack speed or anything?
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
  Juliamon: (we haven't made a decision on how to integrate DBX into LRRbot yet)
 BrowneePointz: aaaah yea that seems like a bad trade off
j_crane330: 
DaxStrife: "Why is Grahams dripping with goos?"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Goo-raham?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Xcom voice: Commander
 Mr_Horrible: "No, no - my *name* is Nameless FlyKnight. Yes it's all very confusing.""
 BusTed: 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it was the force
Mathwyn: Oh no we was betrayededed
 Marvoleath: they're hot, of course they're a bad guy
 BrowneePointz: it looks like the crushing damage Graham is doing is bypassing his armor
 Marvoleath: It's a bit confusing cause you can see the high numbers from other players
j_crane330: 
 MAPBoardgames: Finish Him!
 couchboyj: Man, I've just been passively dieing all these years, I gotta up my game
 BrowneePointz: please tell me you get his halberd
 Diabore: the tank is an important role ian
ichibento: It's called a thorax.
Boon_33: pole-arm best arm.
 zeathean: getting some Skyrim vibes from the weapons
DaxStrife: Slashing and piercing or both at the same time.
frank_the_great: I wish more games would allow vanity armor. Terraria did it right
Lysander_salamander: oh, kind of like back in the day with the Star Wars Jedi Knight games
DrLigmaPhD: I don't have a polearm but I have a Czech-arm
 HadesLeprechaun: they beat the game, you guys are 2/3rds done, this is the last area
 Diabore: repo so good
 Lord_Hosk: No one watches all of LRRs streams Serge, you stream 90 hours a day
frank_the_great: @Lord_Hosk I'm built different
Lysander_salamander: oh you get hung-up on the walls like  in darksouls
DrLigmaPhD: He's throwing raspberry compote!
 HadesLeprechaun: there's no wrong way, just different paths to loot!
Fantusta: Priorities
 WiJohn: He'll save the children but not the spider children
ButButTheJesus: he'll save children but not the british children
 NoxStryx: You're kicking me apart liza
 CaptainSpam: You just like saying the word "Portcullis", don't you? 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyPleasantMangetoutCopyThis-keCcmzd3HLi7VpMa
 ContingentCat: or we could just not AI
 NoxStryx: Bugs
 gualdhar: "This book has been based on the debased works of the AO3 community, God help us"
DrLigmaPhD: Sir Reginald Labyrinth, of course
 TheWriterAleph: don't break my butt! he's breakin my butt!
Lysander_salamander: is there a third-person mode?
 TheWriterAleph: strong bad gloves
gaygeode: here now jumped into another stream and ran into mr "**** to all ****" so now im here yall are actually chill
 rosesmcgee: Serge looks like a super sentai villain
gaygeode subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, gaygeode! (Today's storm count: 30)
 couchboyj: The real Master of Ceremonies, Gary Escher
 ContingentCat: oh no
 Diabore: sorry, thats my bad
UtilityPunk: 
 SnackPak_: 
DrLigmaPhD: Prog-Champ
 ContingentCat: Serge using the royal we?
 gaygeode: what i say when taking progesterone
 NoxStryx: Castle designs by Frank Lloyd Knight
ButButTheJesus: u don't even go here
  Foxmar320: There is a chest, it's always worth it
 NoxStryx: Graham is pulling destiny tricks
 Marvoleath: They respawn when you rest
 Cptasparagus: travel brought dead Ian
ghyllnox: Serge famously reading things correctly
 ContingentCat: Ian.
 PharaohBender27: Suuurre it is, Ian
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 HadesLeprechaun: you are...kindof far from a new campfire
 Mr_Horrible: "Quarrel Preventer" is an excellent name for the "no friendly fire" item
 Lord_Hosk: We're all tired Serge
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3129 in the channel!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to shadesoflilacs!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Laserbeaks_Fury!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to metal_bird!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to scrumpyk3on!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to fydaTECH!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, DeM0nFiRe! Welcome to Laserbeaks_Fury, shadesoflilacs, metal_bird, fydaTECH, and scrumpyk3on! (Today's storm count: 35)
 Lord_Hosk: Thanks for supporting whatever this is Demonfire
 Diabore: no mercy
 ChroniclerC: Love an ominous crack.
 ChroniclerC: Sweet katana.
 PharaohBender27: !findquote parry
  LRRbot: Quote #7061: "I am a Parry God in a faithless world." —Cameron [2020-07-16]
 Marvoleath: Parry the Platypus?!
DrLigmaPhD: Katana Guy (Derogatory)
 PharaohBender27: Thank you, LRRbot
ButButTheJesus: its a good word
 Cptasparagus: Mattforming
 Diabore: platform platform
 DeM0nFiRe: It's frogger!
 Simonark: Sadly, they misunderstood, you wanted to be the parry god, but you're registered as the perry god, and you've got absolute power over pear cider.
 Dog_of_Myth: Just like a Destiny raid
 HadesLeprechaun: the boats are going back in the direction where you can revive matt
Boon_33: but can you get out alive?
Boon_33: nice
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark That and all representations of Luke Perry and Matthew Perry
 HadesLeprechaun: also, you are going to want to go fishing at the veeeery end of this canal
 CaptainSpam: @PharaohBender27 And one platypus.
 ChroniclerC: @PharaohBender27 And certain platypi, for some reason.
 Mr_Horrible: he's back 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyBitterCaribouWutFace-q6oMK4g0sNu_UzVg
 Simonark: @PharaohBender27 Oddly, they say that but it's just their recurring roles on Oz and The Good Wife, respectively.
 Mr_Horrible: he's on a boat
 Mr_Horrible: and
Lysander_salamander: oh boat ride
 wedge_x: cool dark ride
  Juliamon: Everyone loves a dark ride
Boon_33: waterfall in 3... 2.... 1....
Lysander_salamander: hope therrre isn't ducking and jumping
 Mr_Horrible: now are there gonna be as many makeouts on this ride as on the garfield one?
Boon_33: logjam
 PharaohBender27: Also I guess that would include Matthew C. Perry, the naval commander, so Ian would just probably delete him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_C._Perry
 Lord_Hosk: lol
 SnackPak_: o7
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
 CaptainSpam: WELP
 HadesLeprechaun: you want that fish
shushu2539: watch that last step
Lysander_salamander: wow this game
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoyEsteemedJamShazBotstix-FfftdqyWnPFiJgt0
  Juliamon: eh, they don't *need* the fish
 Marvoleath: 
 Simonark: Charon split the party for them.
 SnackPak_: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrazyCrazyInternOSsloth-N53LX0S9UvNM6lQx
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit that combo was 2/3rds of your hp
 Geldaran: It's only a flesh wound!
 Marvoleath: "just a flesh wound!"
Mai_Andra: "'tis but a scratch!"
DrLigmaPhD: Take me to church
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileCoweringLapwingSuperVinlin-zCsNYf3N2bKVBgv8
 Ogrekidd: this is like if darksouls was made by the runescape team, sick
ButButTheJesus: go go spiderbro
frank_the_great: He's doing his best
 Lord_Hosk: tpk
Boon_33: just solo them, serge.
 Cptasparagus: moist crits
 Mr_Horrible: Serge with the big natural (criticals)
 Simonark: This is awkward, and with LRR's only canonical necromancer on vacation.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CuteEasyEyeballMikeHogu-uuyM20554pV9nV5h
 TheAinMAP: 
shushu2539: should had saved an emergency flask
 Diabore: #holethings
 gualdhar: wait hold on, is Serge actually gonna MLG this?
frank_the_great: Simple don't get hit. Also, hit the enemy
 PharaohBender27: Spiders plz
 Lord_Hosk: spider kiss
DrLigmaPhD: They're smooching
BadeWarrior: It's not the first spider that gets them
 ChroniclerC: Lazy friggin' spiders.
iamn0tg00d: Correction: Both spiders are doing nothing.
 Simonark: Serge will have had the exact amount of healing needed either to win this whole thing in an epic fashion or to make his eventual end immortal in the highlights.
 CaptainSpam: *poke* *poke* *poke* ... *poke*
shushu2539: the spiders provides moral support
CaptainSpam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months, currently on a 132 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CaptainSpam! (Today's storm count: 36)
 NotCainNorAbel: splat
Boon_33: mmk
 TheAinMAP: 
whitebadgerwolf88 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, whitebadgerwolf88! (Today's storm count: 37)
 NotCainNorAbel: G called it
Mai_Andra: campfire, behind a boss
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: Graham called it!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Boon_33: 
 MrSarkhan:   
frank_the_great:   
 gualdhar: HE MLGED IT!
 TheAinMAP:   
 Marvoleath: 
shushu2539:  
Chesul: I was really hoping that when Serge jumped off the elevator he fell into the pit.
 TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: dang, the fly is cute
Boon_33: Were we "made flightless"?
 ChroniclerC: Fashion souls!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EagerShySushiOSfrog-CfB_KqOd7R19iK7q
Boon_33: the final countdown...
Basic_Human_Decency: Was there something under the elevator?
DrLigmaPhD: Coulda been a contenderr
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
7gorobei: 
Boon_33: muhahahah
 TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: ever onwards, out of spite?
Boon_33: uh, hello there god? it's me.
 TheAwkes: Potential promise of future content. I hope.
Lysander_salamander: exciting
 Marvoleath: story DLC when?
Boon_33: just wing it?
 SnackPak_: hit that gritty
 Dog_of_Myth: Pretty fly
 TheAinMAP:   
Boon_33:  
 DeM0nFiRe: ORB
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 omdorastrix: Suddenly fly-zapper
 HadesLeprechaun: other team also finished
 lamina5432: you both finished
 Marvoleath: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:23:04.
  Juliamon: No, but they got the secret sword
7gorobei: they got the fish sword ending
Boon_33: @Juliamon ok, what was it?
 lamina5432: James had the best sword
  Juliamon: Yes
 Marvoleath: Sword fish sword
 HadesLeprechaun: G is correct
  Juliamon: A literal swordfish
 SnackPak_: I love you tubbo
Boon_33: lol the secret fish
 Marvoleath: Serge carried 
patrick_stonecrusher:   
insanecat6mtg: 
Boon_33: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here!
 Marvoleath: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:33 from now).
 Marvoleath: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 HorusFive: He's becoming aware!
 PharaohBender27: 400 Happy birthday eve,  !
 TheAinMAP:  technology.
 HadesLeprechaun: different game
  Juliamon: No, that's Still Wakes the Deep
 Marvoleath: Different
 PharaohBender27: DANGIT
 HorusFive: So youthful
  Foxmar320: Only 40? Im so old
ButButTheJesus: habbity birfdirf!
Fantusta: I'd say more 23
 tehcrashxor: Wait, Serge is older than me?
  Juliamon: Honestly you do look REALLY good for 40
 PharaohBender27: ^
ButterBall000: Less than 40, but older than I look apparently
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 Marvoleath: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmusedRefinedBaconPanicBasket-DdaiW5HQxdqje5sE
 PharaohBender27: I misinterpreted a Bluesky post, and thought that Serge was a *day* older than me, rather than 6 days younger (I turn 40 this Wednesday)
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 lamina5432: gnight
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @PharaohBender27
 NotCainNorAbel: you did good
 Marvoleath: Well done. 
 DeM0nFiRe: Good stream streamer
 lamina5432: head patt
 PharaohBender27: You did!
  mister_nibbles: dangit, i get home right at the end 
 Mr_Horrible: *explosions in the distance*
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NotCainNorAbel: now the hard part, remembering to end the stream
ButButTheJesus: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Marvoleath: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
shushu2539:  
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, Serge (and co, I suppose  )
 PharaohBender27: 
  mister_nibbles: better not be forever, i heard that lol
  MrPhlip: !db countdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (38d, 20:29 from now)
 PharaohBender27: And I meant "10 days older," not 10 days younger 
   LoadingReadyRun: this is why i never math
 PharaohBender27: *6* days. I should stop
  Juliamon: 
 Marvoleath: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh, updated DB countdown!
  Juliamon: Is there a way to make it specify Express?
 PharaohBender27: I imagine there might be a way to make a new command, if LRRbot is accessible via Nightbot.tv
  Juliamon: LRRbot isn't Nightbot
 PharaohBender27: Ah. Well, if there's a way to make a new command for LRRBot, that strikes me as the best path.
  Juliamon: LRRbot has two types of commands, one any mod can edit (like !advice) and one that only its parents can edit (like !next)
 PharaohBender27: I see
Reset scrolling