Juliamon: I hope chat remembers their assignment from last FlyKnight stream
ButButTheJesus: oh no
ButButTheJesus: this is like one of those school dreams
calculated_uncertainties: Just don't say anything and you'll be fine.
JessieImproved: I had those school dreams for a good solid decade after getting out of college
JessieImproved: Now my stress dreams are just more topical
Juliamon: "had" meaning you DON'T have them anymore?
Juliamon: lucky
JessieImproved: Oh I didn't say no more stress dreams. I'm just not running for a test anymore. Now I forgot something for my kids.
ButButTheJesus: yep, close to 20 years later here, still have them
calculated_uncertainties: @Juliamon Some people just don't have enough respect for the past.
PharaohBender27: I had school dreams up until like 3-4 years ago. Now I sometimes get *work* dreams instead.
Juliamon: I still have school dreams AND work dreams AND current dreams
ButButTheJesus: yep
NotCainNorAbel: Can't get work dreams if you never sleep
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Mine overlap sometimes
Juliamon: oh yeah, lots of overlap
PharaohBender27:
@NotCainNorAbel Pretty sure "never sleep" isn't recommended by most doctors 
JessieImproved: I would love to still have school dreams. Then I could wake up and be like "haha suckers I don't do that anymore"
NotCainNorAbel:
@PharaohBender27 
PharaohBender27:
Also ahoy-hoy, everyone! Had quite a day today - did a good hike, then had to wait 45 minutes for AAA because I locked my keys in my car 
ButButTheJesus:
@PharaohBender27 
LoadingReadyRun: hello chat
ButButTheJesus: huddo
NotCainNorAbel: Hello streamer
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, LoadingReadyRun!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello streamer!!
LoadingReadyRun: how you doing?
stippledotter: I love that initialism because AAA is also the sound you make when you learn you need them.
LoadingReadyRun: big chilling?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sure which one of the crew this is
ButButTheJesus: trying to chill but had too much caffeine
ihlendrax: !box
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Trying to chill but waiting for a very important exam grade
PharaohBender27: @stippledotter TBH, at first I was scared I had *lost* the keys because a pocket did develop a hole during the hike, so honestly "I locked myself out" was a relief of sorts.
PharaohBender27: Also got to see and even photograph a snake during the hike!
jessicaengle: Snek hype!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Oh! Fun snakes!
jessicaengle: Hello!
PharaohBender27:
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RedtheLily: Oh yay im normally never here for cts but my sleep is all fnagled rn. Glad to be here
Juliamon: frend!!
ButButTheJesus: ooh stripey snek
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snek friend!
Juliamon: so pretty
jessicaengle: Excellent snek.
RedtheLily: Snexcellent?
Inquisitor_Xian: a very good noodle
jessicaengle: Truly blessed.
micalovits: Hey friends! Sure is a fly night, for some FlyKnight!
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Diabore: surprise serge!
MrSarkhan: Serge1
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PharaohBender27:
Ahoy-hoy,
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stnrwzrd: the legendary 8th !!
SnackPak_:

ButButTheJesus: time's night and we're having flies?
TheWriterAleph: lookin good
NotCainNorAbel: You look and sound like Serge
Diabore: is this the first time since a play it forward?
Foxmar320:

jessicaengle: If rock stars eat pizza and go to bed early, then yes.
Darleysam: dang, yeah, been a while!
control_rig: We did this. This is our fault
SnackPak_: rip store
jessicaengle: Store Will Return.
Marvoleath: !patreon
micalovits: RIP Store, may it rise again
Cptasparagus: I heard the store was sold
rosesmcgee: Store II: The Revenge
MrSarkhan: Nailed it
Marvoleath: !store
SnackPak_: wooo!
PharaohBender27: Actually got my third order from the warehouse moving sale the other day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Store 2 the Revengence
circusofkirkus: The Rise of Store: An Easter Story
SaxPython: Oh no
SnackPak_: good start to the stream
Nigouki: store will return with a brand news DVD selection!
calculated_uncertainties:
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DaxStrife: It's a bit weird seeing Serge not as a flappy-headed REPO robot.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I did not know fly knight was that literal
Darleysam: despite everything, it's your boy
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NotCainNorAbel: same G
SnackPak_: just like Dark Souls
raulghoulia: big same
MAPBoardgames: No rules, means no pants!
JessieImproved: Hey so does mine
tdapenguin:
contemplating the store 
rosesmcgee: Let G solo her?
Foxmar320: That works in real life as well. Don't let pants hold you back
ButButTheJesus: G doin a wrestle promo
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge just choosing not to inquire about the meaning of any of this
ButButTheJesus: PS1 game I still wanna try
SnackPak_:
oh, so this is a card game 
jessicaengle: Spoopy subs!!
Juliamon: You can change the animation framerate iirc, if that matters to you
control_rig: Get Ye Flask
Foxmar320: Butts confirmed
control_rig: Ooooh the nostalgia hit
James_LRR: turn up that crunch.
stnrwzrd: lighthouse for sure
mercano82: lighthouse
stnrwzrd: make it a horror game
7gorobei: cga video adapter lets go
Marvoleath: You can also go max Crunch
jessicaengle: Hi James!
Kentosaurus: dither? I hardly know 'er!
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Darleysam: arrr, dither me timbers (Obra Dinn, 2018, Lucas Pope)
stnrwzrd: @Kentosaurus nice
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niccus: i think it's roughness instead of smoothness
PharaohBender27:
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Chesul: I think you made the animations less smooth, increasing the time each frame is on the screen.
PharaohBender27: A new centenarian!
jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 Ohhhhh get appreciated, nerd!
control_rig: Ah yes, the essentials. Weapons. Armour. Fish.
rosesmcgee: Number go up increases frame delay so less smooth
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 you mean you snipped it from the anonymous person
SnackPak_: it's just like turning up the AC
Juliamon: also I think the Arachnophobia toggle turns spiders into hamburgers?
couchboyj: Ahh, smooth
mercano82: the units are “s” so presumably it’s how often the models are updated
Juliamon: or blobs, i don't remember
James_LRR: 100% coward
PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Yes . . . that's what I meant >_>
SnackPak_: give up the crunch
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
not this crunky 
Foxmar320: Full crunch
TheAwkes: Crunch and Dither are both excellent for this.
couchboyj: Just a lil crubch, as a treat
MrSarkhan: this looks good to me
stnrwzrd: get crunchy
Keaton__Mask: smooth is the coward's peanut butter
Chesul: Peanut Butter is best when it's just a pile of nuts.
ButButTheJesus: ah, this is Morrowind on my old Geforce 2 Ultra
Cptasparagus: peanut butter: as crunch as possible, game: none plz
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micalovits: Serge out her being part of the 1%(crunch)
Foxmar320: Come on Serge, no pants
BrowneePointz: for peanut butter negative crunch. I want it to actively remove texture from what I’m eating
jessicaengle: Regular crispy, regular crunchy.
couchboyj: I want my peanut butter so smooth the jelly rolls off it
MrPhlip: !show
Lord_Hosk: I thought the quarrel preventer stopped you from using crossbows.
MrPhlip: !show override crossing
Foxmar320: Meanwhile everyones dying
baskwalla:
Fighting in the background 
stnrwzrd: that dude sassy
Foxmar320: Always best to follow the naked guy
TheWriterAleph: Baredevil, The Fly WIthout Pants
Cptasparagus: you can see his tighty whities in the distant darkness
stnrwzrd: is this a farming simulator ?
Lord_Hosk: Are you sure the quarrel preventer doesn't stop the squidmen who share the planet Daq with the Mon Calamari from joining the separatists?
TheAwkes: #WarThunderForums
Strebenherz: Obligatory rs quote, stand and deliver!
Mathwyn: Ooh a different crew than last time
Marvoleath: @Foxmar320 tbf it's better to be behind the naked guy than other way around
BrowneePointz: hosk
DaxStrife: Leaks? Levan polka intensifies]
BrowneePointz: those are QUARREN
TheAinMAP:

wedge_x: so you're all Pfhor, that's timely
Boon_33: moar dots!
Gaz_L:
i thought we weren't supposed to talk about leeks 
Foxmar320: @Marvoleath As a Florida Man I can confirm this to be true
sqaulie: Heyo everyone how's your day going? I hope very well
Foxmar320:

BrowneePointz: yea the dude in the lil tutorial hamlet gives you your first spell
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RatherLargeToad: Fall Damage: Confirmed! Which means we aren’t secretly robots
Marvoleath: Loot from chests can be picked by all, but only one person at a time
BrowneePointz: Matt has an Epee!
Marvoleath: the drops from enemies are for single person iirc
BrowneePointz: it has Vermintide controls yea
Diabore: matts tanking, dpos
JessieImproved: dang yellow jackets, just aggro for no reason
PharaohBender27: More like SamurFLY, amirite!?
couchboyj: Het that WASP before he starts gentrification
jessicaengle:
@Foxmar320
squeeeeeeeeeee it's so cute!
TheAinMAP: Flower power.
Mathwyn: Praise the Sun-flower
Foxmar320:
@jessicaengle 
jessicaengle:
I can't even
Foxmar320: Everyone has all the magics
nevyn666: you got the touch. you got the power
Dog_of_Myth: oh, the pipes are calling
jessicaengle: From glen to glen?
Foxmar320: Ranged fart clouds is brutal
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
jessicaengle:
Poo gas torpedoes 
TheAwkes: Kingsfeldian
Gaz_L: oh, are we in Blighttown?
jessicaengle: Were those titan aurum flowers?
CaptainSpam: Is someone getting gulched in here?
gsyhiap: Uhoh, gulchies!
PharaohBender27: I, like Serge, am curious if I'm missing something in terms of "gulching"
BrowneePointz: it was the players
BrowneePointz: jokingly challenging to see who could get further
jessicaengle: I don't know what it means either. It's okay to not know or care bout innuendo.
micalovits: I heard James will give icecream to the team that makes it furthest
Nigouki: oh boy, fantasy racism
Boon_33: caste-ist?
Gaz_L: camera angles are... interesting
Boon_33: is it a heal?
Gaz_L: Hatsune Miku, inventor of Magic The Gathering?
Robot_Bones: Hatsune Miku From Magic: the Gathering?
Khalahd: Probably the Magic subreddit
SnackPak_: Miku also made Minecraft
couchboyj: Was there a leak? A leek leak?
rosesmcgee: Aspirational leek
JessieImproved: There's a leek in the boat! Aaaah!
ButButTheJesus: does it spin
BrowneePointz: excuse me Orihime from Bleach didn’t become a foundational meme to get supplanted by Miku!!!
DaxStrife: [Polka intensifies]
Cptasparagus: leekspin
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Boon_33: there is a fishing pole slot?
Nigouki: leekspin is like meatspin but worksafe
Lord_Hosk: Miku is whatever you want her to be
nevyn666: shes been several mtg cards
couchboyj: @browneepointz Indeed
BrowneePointz: the original leekspin was an animation of Orihime from Bleach
Gaz_L: "opens from the other side"
BrowneePointz: the Miku version came later
Scy_Anide: Miku confirmed Earthsea wizard
BrowneePointz: I consider myself a bit of a meme Historian
Scy_Anide: Disciple of Ged
Cunobelenos: Serge bonk
Lord_Hosk: Miku is 1/4 of most anime con cosplay contests.
CaptainSpam: Wow, they just really, REALLY hate Graham.
BrowneePointz: the mallet is MEGA two hander whackus Bonkus iirc
couchboyj: I always have a shot of vodka with my shields
Lord_Hosk: He played James Bond Matt, and a brilliant art thief
BrowneePointz: I’m honestly surprised Graham isn’t trying out the Mega Bonkus Mallet
FoxBehindTheTree: serge did you get a hair cut
MAPBoardgames: Not going to stop to take a leek?
Dog_of_Myth: So is Graham going to try to get out of bounds then?
Lord_Hosk: serge will wait for a break to take a leek
FoxBehindTheTree: Fantastic!
FoxBehindTheTree: instantly noticed!
NotCainNorAbel: two hands
BrowneePointz: @lord_hosk *rimshot*
DaxStrife: "We had one leek, yes. But what about second leek?"
jessicaengle: Is this an actual old game, or just styled to look retro?
7gorobei: dual wield leak
rosesmcgee: when you get older you should never miss an opportunity to take a leek
couchboyj: Double leak, the split stream
PharaohBender27: @jessicaengle The latter
MAPBoardgames: @jessicaengle the second
gsyhiap: Which is better, two leeks or one big leek?
Marvoleath: pro-tip: there are types of dmg, e.g. plants are weak to slashing
nevyn666: just dont cross the streams
jessicaengle:
ty 
baskwalla: How will you keep a float with all those leaks?
MAPBoardgames: New leek dropped
couchboyj: I would assume Crossing the Streams has a two leek minimum
Lord_Hosk: Matt is clearly just better at picking up leeks than the rest of the party
BrowneePointz: multiplayer game coding is hard Serge
BrowneePointz: and I mean that sincerely
jessicaengle: @Lord_Hosk He has a certain set of skills.
stizzet: I have no clue how you know where you're shooting the arrows
BrowneePointz: and serge exploded his skull
jessicaengle: "I don't wanna advance the plot." - Cameron
BrowneePointz: tbf the other group were ALSO loot/exploration gremlins
imreallybored1991: this game is brutal loool
TheAinMAP:

imreallybored1991: i refunded after an hour i couldnt do it
imreallybored1991: you are champions
lamina5432: are we getting the second week of fly knight that got delayed?
jessicaengle: Lets goooooo
DrLigmaPhD: I've just arrived. Are you the rat bastards who swarmed my salad?
couchboyj: Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs
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DrLigmaPhD: @couchboyj Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs, Teen-age Mu-tant Ninja Pillbugs! (Technically an isopod)
BrowneePointz: Buh-track-ee-un. means Frog Serge
jessicaengle:

DiscordianTokkan: Stag-beetla Fisty
BrowneePointz: well and also salamanders
PharaohBender27: Welp
TheAinMAP:

James_the_Dabbler: Pretty fly, Serge
JessieImproved: ohnoheshot
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jessicaengle: Ever forward, ever LRRning
DrLigmaPhD: His armor is a crop-top and he's into swords.... Bisexual ass dragonfly
BrowneePointz: if they’re a dragoon they’ll be tanking the floor soon
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DeM0nFiRe: Gonna get to level 99 fishing?
adambomb625: Epic background music for fishing
LivorMortis: A let us fish?
Scarbble: le poisson steve? il est orange?
jessicaengle: @NorthstarTex Team order
DaxStrife: Bugs want them, fish fear them.
Boon_33: Wiggle it
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SnackPak_: Ian is the new leader of Fish Gang
stnrwzrd: fish gang bloop bloop
HadesLeprechaun: if I recall they will always nibble 3 times then bite, it's fairly obvious when they've bit even without a noise
James_the_Dabbler: You have a hole for fish?
HadesLeprechaun: temporary buff
DaxStrife: "And where does the fish go? That's right, it goes in the fish hole."
stnrwzrd: where else would it go?
Chesul: The square hole.
stnrwzrd: if the fish fits, i guess
BrowneePointz: welcome to creatures with Ganglion Systems Graham
Lord_Hosk: There's always a bigger fish Serge. some guy with a unclothed firearm told me that.
BrowneePointz: they keep fighting even when the head’s gone…biting?
jessicaengle: A lady can be a boss.
jessicaengle:

HadesLeprechaun: you will not have to question when it is a boss, they make it pretty obvious, ahah
jessicaengle: @HadesLeprechaun Hey yeah. I thought dark souls games were supposed to be hard.
Lysander_salamander: maybe I should get this game
lamina5432: it’s an equipment game as far as I can tell
BrowneePointz: that’s a rafflesia
Juliamon: Vileplume's based on the same plant
Cptasparagus: its a Bellatro
jessicaengle: Wheeeeeee
Lysander_salamander: oh
DrLigmaPhD: Is this Melenia's room?
circusofkirkus: get yeeted
spo8n: serge is super dead
shushu2539: like Elden Ring with flies
TheAinMAP:

stnrwzrd: dodge !
TheAinMAP:

BrowneePointz: It’s actually kind of genius that the boss fight is traversing up to hit it while trying to knock you into a bed of rafflesia
BrowneePointz: that’s good design
Boon_33: more dots team!
micalovits: I do not remember the other guys fighting this one
Juliamon: They did fight this one
Juliamon: I thought it was a cool fight then
BrowneePointz: It looks like it might be resistant from piercing
HadesLeprechaun: Other group finished the whole game
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Lysander_salamander: maybe it depends o where you hit it?
TheAwkes: I like it when you call me big bonkus
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ButButTheJesus:

stnrwzrd:

HadesLeprechaun: don't go through the next door until everyone has grabbed the chest
Marvoleath: There are types of damage, some enemies got weakness / protection against slashing/smash/pierce
micalovits: And then you kill god?
JokerES: Dance Dance Necrodancer
betweenmyself: if this boss has KH health bars, that suggests they also have a Nobody… Not gonna torture myself mixing those letters up and adding an ‘X’
jessicaengle: The Spear is mightier than the other spear.
HadesLeprechaun: also unless they patched it, when someone goes through the door, everyone will be kicked back to menu, that's not a bug, just how the game works
HadesLeprechaun: oh good!
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
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MAPBoardgames: Dragoonfly
jessicaengle: Debbie Downer
micalovits: Kalim is a Coward
Lysander_salamander: like, the metaphor?
BrowneePointz: Loch Lomond
shushu2539: our way or the highway
EmsLeigh: Its a death metaphor yes
BrowneePointz: Yes, it’s a story about two brothers one got picked to get executed by the British
Larkonus: You take the high road, and I'll take the low road, and I'll in Scotland 'afore ye.
BrowneePointz: The low road is the path of the soul is going back to the homeland
Boon_33: the one taking the low road is dieing and going home as a spirit. the one that that lives takes longer to get home.
BrowneePointz: Serge was correct
gualdhar: wiki: n Celtic mythology, the "low road" was a way for a soldier's soul to return home when killed abroad; also called a fairy route
micalovits: Nah, the platforms are stable and you have more than 5 fps
Larkonus: Nice shot, Serge.
BrowneePointz: The basic story is that during a rebellion the English we’re going to execute 50% of the Scottish forces
BrowneePointz: they told half of them to step back and one brother turned to the other who wasn’t picked and said you will take the high road I’ll take the low road and I’ll be home before you.
kusinohki: "if serge is right about 1 thing, he's right about all things" - adam, probably
Asolya: I thought for a sec that chest was a giant pillibug
shushu2539: put it on speaker
ButButTheJesus: HI BEN
Marvoleath:

Darleysam: ✋contemplate orb? 👉battle sphere!
Boon_33:

NorthstarTex: Hell yeah, chicken wings!
jessicaengle:
@kusinohki So what does it mean when Serge is off by one?? 
SnackPak_: Im shocked Serge didn't ditch the stream for fried chicken
jessicaengle: Serge has been known to stream and eat fried chicken at the same time.
BrowneePointz: I was part of a men’s double quartet who sang Loch Lomond for contest and our choir director always gave us research about our pieces so we knew WHAT we were singing
BrowneePointz: easier to connect to the music that way
Juliamon: oh the spiders are cute!
Juliamon: Ben had the phobia setting on so we didn't see them last time
BrowneePointz: I thought Adam was gameplay?
Chesul: They don'[t have the ring.
kusinohki: so I see hop and skip. where's jump??
Juliamon: Whoever was playing had the setting on
jessicaengle:

BrowneePointz: Why is this vagrant dress like Tilda, Swinton in Doctor Strange?
BrowneePointz: dressed*
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Larkonus: Saying it twice definitely means it's trustworthy!
BrowneePointz: I wonder if that bow you picked up that looks different has a different attack speed
kusinohki: I thought it was toxic
jessicaengle: Our botanical gardens has giant lilypad plants like those. Those are real, and they're really cool.
Larkonus: "Singing isn't allowed!"
stnrwzrd: it sounds like serge is saying "bong kiss" over and over
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
RatherLargeToad:
I take that personally 
BrowneePointz: It only breaks frogs not toads
kusinohki: for a game called 'flyknight' I'm noticing a distinct lack of flying
BrowneePointz: part of the law is some being called the Luna moth curse the flies for their wings to wither and rot
BrowneePointz: lore*
Marvoleath: You can also do jump attacks for extra damage
MAPBoardgames:
Try jumping 
NorthstarTex: Try Finger but hole
Going_Medium: Did you know you can raise wingless fruit flies to feed your pet spiders? They are much easier to catch.
chris72397: When I came into the stream, I thought this was some sorta first person Runescape lol
Boon_33: more dots!
betweenmyself: as a goof the devs should have placed some Burma Shave ads in those notes
kusinohki: not to be confused with the tower of boinkus
Chesul: "Can't reach" says the guy who has been gathering arrows to be an archer...
BrowneePointz: I remember that guy from the hobbit movie
UtilityPunk: @chris72397 It's kinda like an indie dark souls with bugs and low framerates
UtilityPunk: Neat little game
stnrwzrd: and he denounced his own palestinian heritage
BrowneePointz: and really bad TikToks
Larkonus: Coming soon: Tinker Tailoer Spit Bars?
MacbethSeemsSus: So does this game have an NPC called the Loathsome Dung Beetle, and if no why developers?
Caffine1138: You must gather your party before venturing forth
Boon_33: RIP
Orestes290: the dream
TheAinMAP:

Boon_33: use damage
stnrwzrd: ian stop looting, we need to go!!
Boon_33: kick knockback?
ichibento: Stop, he's already dead! D:
ThirdGames: Travel via the campfire?
stnrwzrd: kick 'em
UtilityPunk: I think the chest's hitbox ate him
Boon_33:
kick him? via game 
Boon_33: woo
Orestes290: No work, try kill
Lysander_salamander: yay
HorusFive: @Orestes290 Violence is all they know
dumbo3k: @UtilityPunk Chest was clearly a mimic
NotCainNorAbel: rings?
Boon_33:
put friendly fire gear back on or no? 
SymphonySolstice:

ichibento: Cordyceps, gross!
DeM0nFiRe: The Last of Bugs
chaostreader: did Serge re-equip his ring?
SnackPak_: making deals with god
HorusFive: Some say he's falling to this day
Orestes290: something something Sparta
NoxStryx: 2 avacados for 10 bucks
Boon_33: we don't know if god has chill, but not all his followers have chill.
Duwani1: @Boon_33 There are many stories about his chill also many stories about his wrath. Really most of the wrath is people just effing not listening
Duwani1: like just be kind - really not that hard
Boon_33: @Duwani1 Elijah living more than a week as a prophet would indicate some chill.
Duwani1: @Boon_33 yeah
Boon_33:
@Duwani1 
Rourke9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
Rourke9: 72 years
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Duwani1: @Boon_33 so many cool stories in the bible - Sampson one of my favorites
Duwani1: it has it all
DrLigmaPhD: Indian I think
Boon_33: @Duwani1 Big fan of shadrak, neeshak and abednigo.
Juliamon: yeh Indian
Duwani1: @Boon_33 very cool
Juliamon: it's a thrusting weapon
Boon_33: @Duwani1 *Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Duwani1: @Duwani1 Absalom - the importance of proper hair care
MAPBoardgames: Is "Poke the flower" a euphimism?
MacbethSeemsSus: @MAPBoardgames If you're a bee
Lysander_salamander: I think the damage depends on where you aim on the body?
SnackPak_:

Boon_33: nice.
TheAinMAP:

Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SymphonySolstice:

Juliamon: the fish can get caught up on the geometry
Boon_33:
lol keep it on the line 
Dog_of_Myth:

Rourke9: lmao nice
HadesLeprechaun: just how I remember fishing works
Mr_Horrible: what if I'm not a deer viewer?
Marvoleath: !break
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shushu2539:
May 23rd: Desert Bus Express!

Diabore: have we ever been more back?
HadesLeprechaun: you guys have been cruising, over halfway through the game
7gorobei: we are Sobek the egyptian god?
BrowneePointz: wear the samurai helmet!
HadesLeprechaun: passed by archer gear
ichibento: Ah, fashion. The true endgame for all.
BrowneePointz: also Serge does that 2nd bow have a different attack speed or anything?
PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
Juliamon: (we haven't made a decision on how to integrate DBX into LRRbot yet)
BrowneePointz: aaaah yea that seems like a bad trade off
j_crane330:

DaxStrife: "Why is Grahams dripping with goos?"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Goo-raham?
MacbethSeemsSus: Xcom voice: Commander
Mr_Horrible: "No, no - my *name* is Nameless FlyKnight. Yes it's all very confusing.""
BusTed:

SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it was the force
Mathwyn: Oh no we was betrayededed
Marvoleath: they're hot, of course they're a bad guy
BrowneePointz: it looks like the crushing damage Graham is doing is bypassing his armor
Marvoleath: It's a bit confusing cause you can see the high numbers from other players
j_crane330:

MAPBoardgames: Finish Him!
couchboyj: Man, I've just been passively dieing all these years, I gotta up my game
BrowneePointz: please tell me you get his halberd
Diabore: the tank is an important role ian
ichibento: It's called a thorax.
Boon_33: pole-arm best arm.
zeathean: getting some Skyrim vibes from the weapons
DaxStrife: Slashing and piercing or both at the same time.
frank_the_great: I wish more games would allow vanity armor. Terraria did it right
Lysander_salamander: oh, kind of like back in the day with the Star Wars Jedi Knight games
DrLigmaPhD: I don't have a polearm but I have a Czech-arm
HadesLeprechaun: they beat the game, you guys are 2/3rds done, this is the last area
Diabore: repo so good
Lord_Hosk: No one watches all of LRRs streams Serge, you stream 90 hours a day
frank_the_great: @Lord_Hosk I'm built different
Lysander_salamander: oh you get hung-up on the walls like in darksouls
DrLigmaPhD: He's throwing raspberry compote!
HadesLeprechaun: there's no wrong way, just different paths to loot!
Fantusta: Priorities
WiJohn: He'll save the children but not the spider children
ButButTheJesus: he'll save children but not the british children
NoxStryx: You're kicking me apart liza
CaptainSpam:
You just like saying the word "Portcullis", don't you? 
ContingentCat: or we could just not AI
NoxStryx: Bugs
gualdhar: "This book has been based on the debased works of the AO3 community, God help us"
DrLigmaPhD: Sir Reginald Labyrinth, of course
TheWriterAleph: don't break my butt! he's breakin my butt!
Lysander_salamander: is there a third-person mode?
TheWriterAleph: strong bad gloves
gaygeode: here now jumped into another stream and ran into mr "**** to all ****" so now im here yall are actually chill
rosesmcgee: Serge looks like a super sentai villain
gaygeode subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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couchboyj: The real Master of Ceremonies, Gary Escher
ContingentCat: oh no
Diabore: sorry, thats my bad
UtilityPunk:

SnackPak_:

DrLigmaPhD: Prog-Champ
ContingentCat: Serge using the royal we?
gaygeode: what i say when taking progesterone
NoxStryx: Castle designs by Frank Lloyd Knight
ButButTheJesus: u don't even go here
Foxmar320: There is a chest, it's always worth it
NoxStryx: Graham is pulling destiny tricks
Marvoleath: They respawn when you rest
Cptasparagus: travel brought dead Ian
ghyllnox: Serge famously reading things correctly
ContingentCat: Ian.
PharaohBender27: Suuurre it is, Ian
NotCainNorAbel:

HadesLeprechaun: you are...kindof far from a new campfire
Mr_Horrible: "Quarrel Preventer" is an excellent name for the "no friendly fire" item
Lord_Hosk: We're all tired Serge
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Lord_Hosk: Thanks for supporting whatever this is Demonfire
Diabore: no mercy
ChroniclerC: Love an ominous crack.
ChroniclerC: Sweet katana.
PharaohBender27: !findquote parry
LRRbot: Quote #7061: "I am a Parry God in a faithless world." —Cameron [2020-07-16]
Marvoleath: Parry the Platypus?!
DrLigmaPhD: Katana Guy (Derogatory)
PharaohBender27: Thank you, LRRbot
ButButTheJesus: its a good word
Cptasparagus: Mattforming
Diabore: platform platform
DeM0nFiRe: It's frogger!
Simonark: Sadly, they misunderstood, you wanted to be the parry god, but you're registered as the perry god, and you've got absolute power over pear cider.
Dog_of_Myth: Just like a Destiny raid
HadesLeprechaun: the boats are going back in the direction where you can revive matt
Boon_33: but can you get out alive?
Boon_33: nice
PharaohBender27: @Simonark That and all representations of Luke Perry and Matthew Perry
HadesLeprechaun: also, you are going to want to go fishing at the veeeery end of this canal
CaptainSpam: @PharaohBender27 And one platypus.
ChroniclerC: @PharaohBender27 And certain platypi, for some reason.
Mr_Horrible:
he's back 
Simonark: @PharaohBender27 Oddly, they say that but it's just their recurring roles on Oz and The Good Wife, respectively.
Mr_Horrible: he's on a boat
Mr_Horrible: and
Lysander_salamander: oh boat ride
wedge_x: cool dark ride
Juliamon: Everyone loves a dark ride
Boon_33: waterfall in 3... 2.... 1....
Lysander_salamander: hope therrre isn't ducking and jumping
Mr_Horrible: now are there gonna be as many makeouts on this ride as on the garfield one?
Boon_33: logjam
Lord_Hosk: lol
SnackPak_: o7
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
CaptainSpam: WELP
HadesLeprechaun: you want that fish
shushu2539: watch that last step
Lysander_salamander: wow this game
Juliamon: eh, they don't *need* the fish
Marvoleath:

Simonark: Charon split the party for them.
SnackPak_:

Mr_Horrible: holy shit that combo was 2/3rds of your hp
Geldaran: It's only a flesh wound!
Marvoleath: "just a flesh wound!"
Mai_Andra: "'tis but a scratch!"
DrLigmaPhD: Take me to church
Ogrekidd: this is like if darksouls was made by the runescape team, sick
ButButTheJesus: go go spiderbro
frank_the_great: He's doing his best
Lord_Hosk: tpk
Boon_33: just solo them, serge.
Cptasparagus: moist crits
Mr_Horrible: Serge with the big natural (criticals)
Simonark: This is awkward, and with LRR's only canonical necromancer on vacation.
TheAinMAP:

shushu2539: should had saved an emergency flask
Diabore: #holethings
gualdhar: wait hold on, is Serge actually gonna MLG this?
frank_the_great: Simple don't get hit. Also, hit the enemy
PharaohBender27: Spiders plz
Lord_Hosk: spider kiss
DrLigmaPhD: They're smooching
BadeWarrior: It's not the first spider that gets them
ChroniclerC: Lazy friggin' spiders.
iamn0tg00d: Correction: Both spiders are doing nothing.
Simonark: Serge will have had the exact amount of healing needed either to win this whole thing in an epic fashion or to make his eventual end immortal in the highlights.
CaptainSpam: *poke* *poke* *poke* ... *poke*
shushu2539: the spiders provides moral support
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NotCainNorAbel: splat
Boon_33: mmk
TheAinMAP:

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NotCainNorAbel: G called it
Mai_Andra: campfire, behind a boss
SnackPak_:

PharaohBender27: Graham called it!
DeM0nFiRe:

DiscordianTokkan:

Boon_33:

gualdhar: HE MLGED IT!
Marvoleath:

shushu2539:

Chesul: I was really hoping that when Serge jumped off the elevator he fell into the pit.
TheAinMAP:

Lysander_salamander: dang, the fly is cute
Boon_33: Were we "made flightless"?
ChroniclerC: Fashion souls!
Boon_33: the final countdown...
Basic_Human_Decency: Was there something under the elevator?
DrLigmaPhD: Coulda been a contenderr
PharaohBender27:

Lysander_salamander: yay
7gorobei:

Boon_33: muhahahah
TheAinMAP:

Boon_33: ever onwards, out of spite?
Boon_33: uh, hello there god? it's me.
TheAwkes: Potential promise of future content. I hope.
Lysander_salamander: exciting
Marvoleath: story DLC when?
Boon_33: just wing it?
SnackPak_: hit that gritty
Dog_of_Myth: Pretty fly
Boon_33:

DeM0nFiRe: ORB
PharaohBender27:

TheAinMAP:

NotCainNorAbel:
500
omdorastrix: Suddenly fly-zapper
HadesLeprechaun: other team also finished
lamina5432: you both finished
Marvoleath: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:23:04.
Juliamon: No, but they got the secret sword
7gorobei: they got the fish sword ending
Boon_33: @Juliamon ok, what was it?
lamina5432: James had the best sword
Juliamon: Yes
Marvoleath: Sword fish sword
HadesLeprechaun: G is correct
Juliamon: A literal swordfish
SnackPak_: I love you tubbo
Boon_33: lol the secret fish
Marvoleath:
Serge carried 
insanecat6mtg:

Boon_33:

PharaohBender27:

Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here!
Marvoleath: !patreon
Dog_of_Myth:

Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:33 from now).
Marvoleath: !schedule
HorusFive: He's becoming aware!
PharaohBender27:
400 Happy birthday eve,
!
TheAinMAP:
technology.
HadesLeprechaun: different game
Juliamon: No, that's Still Wakes the Deep
Marvoleath: Different
PharaohBender27: DANGIT
HorusFive: So youthful
Foxmar320: Only 40? Im so old
ButButTheJesus: habbity birfdirf!
Fantusta: I'd say more 23
tehcrashxor: Wait, Serge is older than me?
Juliamon: Honestly you do look REALLY good for 40
PharaohBender27: ^
ButterBall000: Less than 40, but older than I look apparently
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Marvoleath:

TheAinMAP:

PharaohBender27: I misinterpreted a Bluesky post, and thought that Serge was a *day* older than me, rather than 6 days younger (I turn 40 this Wednesday)
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @PharaohBender27
NotCainNorAbel: you did good
Marvoleath:
Well done. 
DeM0nFiRe: Good stream streamer
lamina5432: head patt
PharaohBender27: You did!
mister_nibbles:
dangit, i get home right at the end 
Mr_Horrible: *explosions in the distance*
Dog_of_Myth:

DeM0nFiRe:

NotCainNorAbel: now the hard part, remembering to end the stream
ButButTheJesus:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Marvoleath: !youtube
shushu2539:

Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, Serge (and co, I suppose
)
PharaohBender27:

mister_nibbles: better not be forever, i heard that lol
MrPhlip: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (38d, 20:29 from now)
PharaohBender27:
And I meant "10 days older," not 10 days younger 
LoadingReadyRun: this is why i never math
PharaohBender27: *6* days. I should stop
Juliamon:

Marvoleath: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, updated DB countdown!
Juliamon: Is there a way to make it specify Express?
PharaohBender27: I imagine there might be a way to make a new command, if LRRbot is accessible via Nightbot.tv
Juliamon: LRRbot isn't Nightbot
PharaohBender27: Ah. Well, if there's a way to make a new command for LRRBot, that strikes me as the best path.
Juliamon: LRRbot has two types of commands, one any mod can edit (like !advice) and one that only its parents can edit (like !next)
PharaohBender27: I see
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