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wedge_x: mood
iris_of_ether:
ArdCollider: "--it's fuckin' Warhammer!" "yeeeaaaa!!!--"
TacitusVigil: They're all bad people
dutchmoose: I just finished reading that! It is upsetting!
toast3dsmore: does anyone else just say screw it and dog-ear their pages instead of using a bookmark?
TacitusVigil: That's just real life
Transmuted_Elf: zootopia, beastars, solynt green
toast3dsmore:
I remain unrepentant 
MilkInBags: mods, unwrinkle their book pages
dutchmoose: I use my Tropical Island as a bookmark
TacitusVigil: Hey Cameron a bookmark worthy of Mordor!
MilkInBags: misprint book? could sell for more
TacitusVigil: Get Cameron
iris_of_ether: I remember going to a panel at Gen Con where a game maker was talking about needing to instruct their printer to not mangle the middle pages
iris_of_ether: Like the default was that it would come mangled unless asked
toast3dsmore: I’ve never met a goat I could trust
ranoras: I absolutely thought you meant the fate of yellowjackets in the Friday Nights finale. I'm on track now
GhostValv: 100%
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Luminaire_p:
Now to wait 6 years 
rammfan9423: Hi
ScrapyardGhostTrain: *Eurydike
MilkInBags: but is Severance better than Dragonball?
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rammfan9423: I'm watching a LOTR's extended edition Marathon 😁. I have a silver one ring lol
Transmuted_Elf: i wish it was a single player game, but than again i just generally want more of those.
MilkInBags: the elastic still hanging in there for bungie
TacitusVigil: That's just a metaphor for humanity
toast3dsmore: I’m rooting for the game just out of spite, eventually Bungie will dodge the rake
ArdCollider: ROTFL *cori*
iris_of_ether: oh no
ArdCollider: (but it's true you won't)
niccus: oh no
MilkInBags: "I'll join the conservatives to fix the party!" ha ha ha
Juliamon: You can try, and it might feel like you're making a difference, but ultimately it's futile
iris_of_ether:
to them
ladyjessica: did anyone else see the murderbot trailer?
niccus: "i can fix bungie" Bungie has one additional problem.
Luminaire_p: And then they hit the wall of leadership
247Gremlin: Is... is my ass a croissant?
niccus: our money provides hundreds of rakes each month!
dutchmoose: like death
dutchmoose: the lrr store and death
rammfan9423: Have either of you crocheted before?
Astrovore: A third place!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Lack of commerce will continue until morale improves.
Nigouki: poison ain't free! you can't go to the park without poison for the pigeons!
247Gremlin: I hate every part of that sentence.
ArdCollider: I reject this wet goose spot thing
wedge_x: a gorgy
L0rdX33n: gorgy?
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toast3dsmore: This sounds like a Bloomburrow plotline
LordZarano: Oh neat, the store has a nice little animation on it
rammfan9423: Predators man they're nuts
gonvillebromhead: A Raven's natural habitat is atop the bust of Pallas
rammfan9423: The crows where I live hate HATE seagulls
iris_of_ether:
The grackles scared the crows out of my yard 
ArdCollider: banarchy?
247Gremlin: Aviarchy
toast3dsmore: Anar-crow, coming to a theater near you
TacitusVigil: Huh, just got an email from bugie advertising an expanding called the edge of fate
TacitusVigil: Expansion
niccus: ah the rail rail call
YFiddler: how do you derail a bird?
NorthstarTex: My spot, lemme smash!
Astrovore: chickadees nuts!
iris_of_ether: Love chickadees
ladyjessica: oh right the occasional 3rd call of ”oh shit danger”
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Gekyouryuu: From the depths... of my wallet
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toast3dsmore: I refuse to believe there is any animal on earth that does not hate Seagulls with every fiber of their being
rammfan9423: I love birds but the snake big birds can be nasty
247Gremlin: 3 "dee"s for cat, 4 if by owl.
NotCainNorAbel: garbage eagles
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Contact, owl, four, north-west."
rammfan9423: You should see an eagle pick up a 20lbs dog lol
Jensling: Basically a seagull, but somehow worse
wedge_x: bald eagles are screechy dumpster divers
rammfan9423: I call them beach chickens
Creideiki_SE: I heard an ornithologist explain this phenomenon as raptors having given up brain volume for eyes.
Nigouki: gulls are what people believe pigeons are
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
TacitusVigil: I hate guls too, esp Dukat.
TheMerricat:
@tacitusvigil 
247Gremlin: @TacitusVigil So complex! But also a giant asshole
NorthstarTex: they must make a game of it
Luminaire_p: Imagine?
TacitusVigil: @247gremlin absolutely
MilkInBags: there's a local raptor bird (no idea what kind) that enjoys ripping pigeons head off and leaving them on the ground, doesn't even eat them
iris_of_ether: Oh no
Crad0k: 'i was in a van with james, and he shit himself like a seagull'
NorthstarTex: noooooo
NotCainNorAbel: this is why he sold the van right?
ThirdFloorDraft: good punk band name
iris_of_ether: Mmmm hanta
SteveFMtG: Hot Deadmau5?
MilkInBags: or the other classic, squirrel in the chimney
ThirdFloorDraft: cold is relative in space
Crad0k:
that'll be the three dead bodies in cryo 
TacitusVigil: Ugh, Lithgow is a disappointment
MilkInBags: at least better than Ad Astra (2019)
NorthstarTex: I'm glad smellovision did work for videogames either
NorthstarTex: did not*
iris_of_ether: Nuuuuuuupe
NotCainNorAbel: sports would not be as popular
ladyjessica: your flatulence cartage is low
ThirdFloorDraft: 90% of smell would be commerical related
niccus: you're out of floral so when it tries to give perfume you just get ambergris
L0rdX33n: you gotta stop watching jersey shore, the stank chamber gave out
TheMerricat: Worst imagine the fact that your TV keeps refusing to play until you refill the citrus. And it keeps using citrus even for stuff that it doesn't need it for
ladyjessica: “then just use flower” no can do
iris_of_ether: Now I just want to go reread "Things I Won't Work With"
Crad0k: ooh, esters are not fun smells
niccus: 15mg of tellurium gives you garlic breath for almost a year
ThirdFloorDraft: every morning, thinking you'd have cabbage in the cafeteria for lunch
MilkInBags: neck?
MilkInBags: smells of billionaires
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: doncha put it in your mouth
ThirdFloorDraft: then why does chipolet season with it?
ludusprime: the mind goblins
MilkInBags: super sucks
iris_of_ether: Husband is. I understand that to be true yes.
The_Voices: as adhd.... i hear the electricity in the walls.... its.... constant....
iris_of_ether: Express yourself has a new meaning
L0rdX33n: Is it like squeezing a zit?
toast3dsmore: ‘expressed’ like a fine Chardonnay
ThirdFloorDraft: yeah, humans do that
Luminaire_p: would that be a new washlet attachment?
wedge_x: that's Jair Bolsonaro
MilkInBags: the poop spoon?
ArdCollider: the toilet seat just detaches and drags your ass around the floor with it, then goes back to rest.
TheAwkes: What's that quote command? "Gettin' you ass clogged" feels like something worth memorializing.
The_Voices: oh my
iris_of_ether: Only mods can add quotes
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ladyjessica: use the force washlet
BusTed: A one in a million shot
247Gremlin: My bidet also has a "clean out your entire ass" pressure setting.
Luminaire_p: "Cameron, what's going on. You're using the default settings on the washlet"
ninja_theory_ashrams: Need a memory setting
mckblitz: This is a confusing time to join the stream
MilkInBags: "I want a normal (0,0) butthole like everyone!"
ThirdFloorDraft: eventually the AI we program for each bidet will be the original of the skynet uprising
edolnx: The higher end models hav a radar system so it's always "on target". The tech is wild
wedge_x: 3D Delaminating
Inglonias: i showed up here for From the Depths and I'm getting... Whatever this is
toast3dsmore:
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ladyjessica: amazing
Barb4rian:
@mckblitz It's confusing even though I've been here
empyreon:
just real wall-to-wall cleaning
MilkInBags: put a submarine radar on my bidet so i can meet god
niccus: hole detected.
Nigouki: finally a use for the kinect!
NorthstarTex: Intrusive thought: can you make ASCII Art on yourself using the washlet?
ThirdFloorDraft: debris detector?
toast3dsmore: my toilet keeps releasing a sonar ping every time I try to wipe, send international aid
ladyjessica: it’s probably lidar
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I assume light/laser, not radio wave.
edolnx: Yep! Mm wave radar with a range of 1.2m for "human detection"
ninja_theory_ashrams: Always read the EULA if it has Wi-Fi
ArdCollider: it has a little screen like a Waymo that shows you what's... going past
Master_Gunner: Sticking a kinect in your toilet
247Gremlin:
You know your ass is about to get super clean when your cell signal drops out 
wedge_x: theramin controlled
CaptainSpam:
I'm just going to assume this discussion is a vital part of From The Depths, as it's funnier that way. 
niccus: HOTAS enabled bidet
Nigouki: fully manual bidet with dozens of levers like a Getter Robo cockpit
MilkInBags: the bidet power button is labeled 'eject'
SteveFMtG: That friend needs to see a doctor
Sylenctone: I came in on chickadees and now we're here.
tajessa: What an excellent time to join the stream
ladyjessica: I’m so glad I made it to this talking sim.
Luminaire_p: What a steram
Twilight_Spark: There we go, there's the poop joke we crave.
MilkInBags: good podcast
ninja_theory_ashrams: So this has been stream talk
QCtechsupport: They have camera in toilet, ya know. "For the vision"
MilkInBags: what a day to have ears and memory
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ThirdFloorDraft: the angles were all wrong
ladyjessica: I had forgotten about burn after reading.
MilkInBags: cori is this a segway
toast3dsmore: they didn’t call him Dwayne the Rocking Chair Johnson for nothin’
247Gremlin: YUP
Luminaire_p: You can win if you dare
wedge_x: to the walls, as it were
tajessa: Cameron.
MilkInBags: Brass Pitt
Twilight_Spark: How do we know the depths are orientable?
Twilight_Spark: What if they have neither inside nor outside?
iris_of_ether: Yeah I'm gonna have to clip this when I'm home tonight
Luminaire_p: Bye!
JessieImproved: I get to the moon and I get...and Applebees? bah
L0rdX33n: o7
NoxStryx: If you are worried about getting in trouble for this youve never watched the first 30+ minutes of Lets Nope
TheAinMAP: Thank goodness all the talking here is simulated. Can you imagine if this had all been real conversation?
Gekyouryuu: Currently, yes, I think
MilkInBags: cameron avatar or shamayalan avatar
MilkInBags: or like Babe and Mad Max
MilkInBags: huh
JessieImproved: I would watch that musical
Master_Gunner: Well, if you're going to go big, go big.
Invitare: Star Trek managed a musical, it can be done
Luminaire_p: God, Babe 2 is wild. And in Japan, Babe shares a voice with Goku
MilkInBags: Ridley Scott will get his money from that franchise and you can do nothing about it
Gekyouryuu: Is Mickey 17 just a movie adaptation of the game Hard Space Ship Breaker?
Anubis169: I liked it... but it felt recycled
tajessa: It was fine, but the fan service was grating as hell
Master_Gunner: Romulus was fine, but it really wanted you to go watch different movies instead.
L0rdX33n: Ah, one of those
Nigouki: I really like the first half or so but then the executives just started forcing their way onto the set
Crad0k: yeah, the bits where it was trying to be just an alien film were great, but the bits where it was trying to be an Alien Film sucked
TheMerricat: Romulus was loved because it wasn't Prometheus or Covenant
MilkInBags: quoting blade runner (director's cut)
toast3dsmore: wow, Ripley, nice Bridge over the River Kwai reference
Anubis169: or "it tested well with focus groups" is screwing over the atmosphere yet again
dutchmoose: The novelization of the Gibson Alien 3 script has this same problem it was frustrating to get though
L0rdX33n: Four hour lore video “What does it mean?!”
TheMerricat: We can't land here it's bat country.
Anubis169: dutchmoose: the one by alan dean foster?
Invitare: maybe dogs just look really weird in the future, and everyone thinks the aliens look like them
MilkInBags: I mean Ridley Scott does seem on a rampage about his old movies, just doing it because 'it's been a while'
MilkInBags: see Gladiator 2
dutchmoose: @Anubis169 No Pat Cadigan
Anubis169: ahh, haven't read that one
Anubis169: the foster one is way better
an_archist2: i have not seen from the depths gameplay in a hot minute
CaptainSpam: Build ships and let them attack each other? Sounds like you want Gratuitous Space Battles.
Invitare: looks king of like Yamato's superstructure to me
MilkInBags:
you'll have to ask the Prompter what they wrote to get these images 
MilkInBags: james bond ship?
TacitusVigil: It's never the Emden
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Specifically Rodney over Nelson?
DoodlestheGreat: Washington.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You know, that's fair.
247Gremlin: This music makes me think that there are some Gibsons to hack.
Gekyouryuu: iirc, Rodney is in Azur Lane, the boat waifu gacha game
L0rdX33n: Was Rodney like, conspicuously high caliber?
Invitare: UK ship names are always classy though
ninja_theory_ashrams: $4.99 for anime girl characters, giving their fans what they want
TacitusVigil: We're a sailor, not soldier!
TacitusVigil: That's navy 101!
Gekyouryuu: Free Cam? You heard him, cam, you can leave! You're free!
Gekyouryuu: Cori's stuck here, though
ninja_theory_ashrams: I've already disassociated 3 times
MilkInBags: MUSIC
BlueChloroplast: Suuup chat! What's the vibe?
tajessa: Mawp
Barb4rian: Fat beats
247Gremlin: Now it's time to Hack. That. Ship.
Juliamon: BlueChloroplast It's a weird one
BlueChloroplast: Ah
toast3dsmore: I need some nightcore vocals over this ASAP
PipeSmokingOwl: theres a character sheet rofl
MilkInBags: this game is like 20 games in one
wedge_x: the USS Dubstep
toast3dsmore: this is what it feels like building a PC for the first time
JoannaTastic: Swan dive!
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: shh just let it happen
tajessa: let this happen?!?
BusTed:
toast3dsmore: in the aaaarms of the angels, fly away from heee- oh you’re back on the ship
tajessa: I gotta say, I think this is the first tutorial I've ever seen that requires you to die
Chesul: That firing seems extremely unsatisfying.
TheDevil_Risen: howdy Cori and Cam
TheDevil_Risen: Hey chat
toast3dsmore:
howdy howdy risen 
v_nome: This is a very resilient galleon
Juliamon: pound it
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: instructions: pound it
Chesul: The fact that the status message turned when the ship sank make me almost choke on my tea. XD
toast3dsmore:
this Top Gun game seems pretty avant garde so far 
wedge_x: World of Warships CTS, difficulty: everyone has to use only anime ships
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: status: ow
TheDevil_Risen: you sunk my (not) battleship!
Chesul: Status, "Is now a submarine"
toast3dsmore: o7 gone to Davy jones’ locker
TheDevil_Risen: it became submarine!
TheMerricat: Talking and Play.
TheAinMAP: Up periscope.
toast3dsmore:
this is the gameplay Ace Combat wishes it had
SkylerRingtail: Soft-locked tutorial?
RatherLargeToad: e v e r y t h i n g
shushu2539: you can figure all out without a tutorial. Except for Vi
TheDevil_Risen: man that narration is so condescending
Mathwyn: Wow i've been here for 5 seconds and I want to strangle the announcer!
BlueChloroplast: Mood
wedge_x: can we build a HMS Habbakuk? kids love pykrete
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vinewood_og: Morty!!!
CaptainSpam: Parappa the Warship Designer
shushu2539: Move the marker into position
vinewood_og: Orbital mechanics construction Sim. Just not how I imagined.
TheMerricat:
bold of the game to assume we are going to make it to future tutorials.
shushu2539: it carburates
Nigouki: it berates you carbs
JKBalch: carburetor makes car go brrr
CaptainSpam: The constant narration is both supremely irritating AND hilarious.
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Bratmon: I heard this game is really good. But it doesn't really look like the kind of game where you have fun in the first 2 hours.
Bratmon: Left click to place the block
NotCainNorAbel: next we create the universe
Nigouki: Tell me to move the marker into position ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME
TheAwkes: This tutorial is about 50% of the way there.
TheAwkes: All the steps, none of the explanation.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Just took some time to read steam reviews, and I have learned 2 things. First, The people who like the game all talk about having obsessive tendencies, and second, they don't like the latest camera controls update
wedge_x: how else do you pickle them
Nigouki: well, barrels were the somewhat standardized shipping unit before we got the containers
shushu2539: there's a place in hell where everyone is forced to listen to this narrator at full volume
wedge_x: no
wedge_x: LOL
Bratmon: @ninja_theory_ashrams Now, do all the people who like this game have obsessive tendencies because this game attracts people like that, or because you need obsessive tendencies to get past the tutorial.
TheAwkes: It's *part* of what a keel does, the old ones were actually made of lead, but they also resist lateral motion in a more important way.
TheAwkes: My grandfather's 32' sloop from the 80s has lead weight in it's keel. The mass does work, too.
JoannaTastic: to avoid leeway
wedge_x: generally, yeah, to keep a straight line, and there's some counterbalance to keep from just getting blown over and turtled
NotCainNorAbel: Are you through the tutorial after 700 hours?
ninja_theory_ashrams: The gulf between what you are building in the tutorial, and the flying space Mechs that can be built seems vast
JoannaTastic: I had friends who played a lot of Stormworks which I gather is kind of similar
Bratmon: I briefly got into Stormworks.
Bratmon: It turns out I get frustrated by finicky building things that don't work and also I get seasick.
Juliamon: This game does seem quite energy-intensive
TheAwkes: So, while keel weight is real, and works. This isn't the kind of hullform that would use one. It doesn't have a mast to balance or sails to resist being moved laterally against.
NoxStryx: This sounds like boat besiged but waaaaay harder
Bratmon: My understanding is that you're expected to watch a lot of YouTube tutorials to get gud.
ninja_theory_ashrams: This seems like this game is for people who would watch the hour long YouTube videos
TheAwkes: This is a Lego build manual, not a tutorial.
Gaelan_Maestro: very similar to Besiege
NoxStryx: For a second i thought you were talking about the train game that is a simulator of wooden train toys
TheDevil_Risen: you are excused
Juliamon: this is very "now draw the rest of the fucking owl"
shushu2539: who holds a gun in the middle of an ocean?
Bratmon: There's an argument that this tutorial makes a certain kind of sense: You end up with a boat that floats and you feel comfortable taking it apart
TheDevil_Risen: O lord
Bratmon: Then you can experiment.
TheDevil_Risen: thats not good
BusTed:
iris_of_ether:
NotCainNorAbel:
TheAinMAP:
TheDevil_Risen:
TheMerricat: NGL - Watching Cameron and Cori 'explore' From the Depths via Tutorial reminds me of trying to learn Blender or Gimp.
NorthstarTex:
iris_of_ether:
Juliamon:
Bratmon: Welp
horstinator5: need to change both missiles to the same. press Q on the launcher XD
Bratmon: Now you need just need to make sure an enemy is at exactly that spot
shushu2539: sure, fire the missile placed next to the fuel from a wooden boat
LordZarano: Carburettor iirc mixes air with the fuel to feed the combustion chamber?
WiJohn: True facts
iris_of_ether: I think there's perhaps something that could be said about a game's specificity versus ease of use
iris_of_ether: Or Control Systems!
TheDevil_Risen: it knows where it is by where it isnt and where it has been
wedge_x: the techno version rules
iris_of_ether: The Plant, the Error signal, and the corrected output
TheAwkes: Why do they look different?
BusTed: That one's just having a bit of trouble getting out of bed
Juliamon: It's fine, it happens to lots of boats
Ned_Flandalorian: documentation, right... that's a thing engineers always do
shushu2539: the boat needs a name
NoxStryx: Games like this also tend to have gotten this complicated over time, with a built in community that learned as it changed and increased complexity
iris_of_ether:
Juliamon: I love the implication that this boat can "hold its own" in battle. Tutorial buddy, it can't even hold itself
Bratmon: @noxstryx 100%
TheAinMAP:
Nigouki: oh there's at least one Italian pusher prop small civilian aircraft out there. I forget what exactly it's called but I learned about it because it's the loudest damn thing I heard
Bratmon: Like, Victoria 3 kind of expects you to have both played Victoria 2 and eagerly read the dev diaries.
wedge_x: @Nigouki Piaggio P.180, probably
goombalax: merge with the pilot
iris_of_ether: It's why I've considered tutorials for many Paradox simulations frustrating. The game has changed 20 times after the tutorial was written
NoxStryx: Start being inside the pilot
shushu2539: cool cup holder
DronoxLeviathan: Oh man, I've put hundreds of hours into this game years ago - planes are... back then it had a steep learning curve, I shudder to imagine what it's like now
Nigouki: the good ol' days before ejection seats cleared you from the aircraft where you had to play chicken with the rear control surfaces
TheMerricat:
Look, I think it's reasonable to say the pilot should go down with the airship and design the plane to punish a pilot that attempts to escape. 
TheDevil_Risen: a cool modern pusher ^
Bratmon: @themerricat Been tried in practice. Turns out industrialized economies can scale up production of planes faster than they can scale up production of skilled pilots.
TheAwkes: W+S? Hand brake or something?
shushu2539: Player is 97% stable
TheMerricat:
@Bratmon ah. but there's the rub, _skilled_
Bratmon: Shift/Ctrl?
DronoxLeviathan: The controls haven't been switched yet! you didn't select air if I saw correctly
zeathean: hit F?
Bratmon: Our first flight may be a short one.
iris_of_ether: Accidental Himmelman turn?
UtilityPunk:
This doesn't look like a game about depths
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
MilkInBags: so, what is this game
Nigouki: oooooh, now I want a flexible cable to hook up to my gun in the cockpit that comes from the engine's interrupter
Crad0k: @iris_of_ether they never update the ai either, so stuff ends up broken; i really wish they'd put the effort into upkeep as they do making overpriced dlc...
wedge_x: sink rate. sink rate.
shushu2539: flying with the mermaids
TheDevil_Risen: glug glug glug
Bratmon: We found the depths!
iris_of_ether: @crad0k oh no
NoxStryx: Learning cliff
empyreon:
DronoxLeviathan: There's ways to implement your own LUA code to control your vehicles. You can do some absolutely crazy stuff with it
UtilityPunk: @Crad0k Oh, sounds like the Space Engineers business model too
TheAwkes: Firing an officer's revolver from the side of your biplane like a Mounie in a radio serial.
iris_of_ether: Holy shit hahaha
NoxStryx: The titular depth was regarding the gameplay depth not the ocean depth
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Bratmon: I love that this game has PID controllers available, but the meta is to tune the PID totally incorrectly so that your plane moves wildly and unpredictably, thus making it hard to hit.
DronoxLeviathan: But smooth PID so SATISFYING
goombalax: Gullmaxxing
UtilityPunk:
I guess the seagulls are on strike
iris_of_ether: @bratmon Gives a new meaning to bang-bang controllers amirite?
shushu2539: Broken Seagulls was the original title of this game
iris_of_ether: I'll show myself out
TheMerricat: Quote from the FTD Subreddit about the game: "I hit 1850 hours and the only campaign achievement I think I have is DWG. I just like building stuff. "
TheDevil_Risen: Zip Drive!
Ned_Flandalorian: build as god intended, with a typewriter
TheDevil_Risen: oh god cam im crying
iris_of_ether: "I'm not like other games"
Bratmon: If you set the P high enough and just put whatever in for the I and D, the aircraft will still move towards the setpoint when it changes.
empyreon: CRAM
LordZarano: "Made in Vi" probably
paimei112: what's going on here ?
Bratmon: But when it gets near the setpoint, it will move wildly
TheAwkes: This is Mass Effect planet exploration terrain!
TheDevil_Risen:
they do in the barren sea 
RatherLargeToad: we forgot to fluid dynamics
NoxStryx: Basically what you are doing is playing MTG legacy decks without having ever played MTG
TheDevil_Risen: waves can be wild
iris_of_ether: I guess that makes sense. The error correction dominates when closer, but since you've set it to unstable it just goes ham
UtilityPunk: Who needs stone when you can make mountains with water
JoannaTastic: waves are just like Perlin noise, right?
DronoxLeviathan: It does actually account for drag iirc - I don't know how in-depth, but it definitely does to a degree
iris_of_ether: The two genders
DronoxLeviathan: Like, vertical and horizontal cross-sections and prow shape matter
RatherLargeToad: No grizzled sea wifu?
horstinator5: The physics here are: the water is like pudding, air is like water and space is about 500 meter high
NoxStryx: So what is the pudding like?
TheDevil_Risen: do you want menus?
an_archist2: everyone's favourite element of naval combat: the death satellite
TheDevil_Risen: YES
TheDevil_Risen: do you want sliders and graphs?
TheDevil_Risen: YES
shushu2539: wait, the xmas themed planet has "santa" and "rebels" factions?
TheMerricat: So I don't know if this something you get into but one of the things that folk mention on the subreddit for this is that there are buttloads of pre-designed vechicles to mess around with on the steam workshop if you don't want to spend time designing your own ships.
Crad0k:
i think i've seen this film
AFamiliarCalledEl: Oh no, can we just make a solution to the schrodinger equation for a hydrogen atom?
an_archist2: eevee
TheDevil_Risen: Santeon!
TheAinMAP:
NorthstarTex: never knew Jolteon knew fly
TheDevil_Risen: snowman with a flamethrower
TheDevil_Risen: that seems legit
AFamiliarCalledEl: this game took a turn i didn't expect
Gaelan_Maestro: im very disoriented
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Bratmon: Is there a way to spawn in some prebuilt ships and make them fight?
v_nome: Orbitz? They're back?
TheDevil_Risen: game broke Cori
TheDevil_Risen: does she need a reboot?
raulghoulia: IMAGINE
iris_of_ether: I have absolutely set a "call parent" recurrent reminder on my phone
Mathwyn:
NoxStryx: Talking Sim had done besieged right?
TheDevil_Risen: haha nice one @iris_of_ether
Mathwyn: Now its your turn to play Flyknights
duckmongrel: Time for frog fractions!
NoxStryx: Yeah I know alex and paul like doing beseiged
Crad0k: alex first did besieged like a decade ago, with mia
Mathwyn:
Marathon the upcoming extraction shooter?
UltraVioletVodoo: you could always play indego prophesy
Gaelan_Maestro: play riven remastered!
TheDevil_Risen: it was a wild ride
iris_of_ether: Those streams ruled and I absolutely did that
AFamiliarCalledEl: I do really like this stream as a sort of sampler for cool games. There are plenty of other places where I can watch an entire game from start to finish.
TheDevil_Risen: but i was watching the VODs as well
TheDevil_Risen: to catch bits i missed
TheMerricat: The main problem with going to OG Marathon is it was made during the dark ages of controls where folk hadn't figured out ASDW so you are fighting the controls the entire game.
terrence_too: Yes, I promise to get to the VODs eventually!
terrence_too: I'm behind.
iris_of_ether: Or else just lived with missing some bits
JoannaTastic: I usually struggle to catch the entirety of the stream so preferred the vods for a narrative game like 1000x
Sarah_Serinde: I haven't caught up on the last one yet so yes
UltraVioletVodoo: ive been watching vods lately cause im usually at work during this time, im just sick today
TheDevil_Risen: aww feel better @UltraVioletVodoo
Isaac3567: Personally, I tend to watch the Twitch VODs as I like having the chat replay at the same time, if I can't watch live
UltraVioletVodoo: i do enjoy watching talking sim tho
AFamiliarCalledEl: I watch Twitch vods because I subscribe and therefore don't get ads
TheDevil_Risen: it was. indika was serious
Mathwyn: Shame that twitch's vod watching interface is terrible
DeM0nFiRe:
LilyOfTheVeil666: Blue Prince could be a good game for Talking Sim
Sarah_Serinde: I imagine Blue Prince would be horrendous for spoilers and backseating
Sarah_Serinde:
so give me time to beat it first 
walkeroftales: It's definitely very narrative, but yeah, EXTREMELY spoilersy
Mathwyn: The mods would enjoy bopping all the spoilers in chat I'm sure
Sarah_Serinde:
I've seen chats during puzzle games
NoxStryx: I JUST got the joke of "Blue Prince" being a pun on "Blueprints"
AFamiliarCalledEl: I have really enjoyed Blue Prince, but it has a slightly longer tail than I want simply because of the randomness of being a roguelite.
RatherLargeToad: …ooooooooooh
iris_of_ether: I already had a copy so enjoy:
Bratmon: Snape kills Dumbledore
GedankenPalast_: Ohh, it is
Sarah_Serinde: even if spoilers are open season the backseating could be a lot (this isn't an argument against streaming it though)
GedankenPalast_: huh
TheAwkes: #Wordplay
NoxStryx: Because the map is randomish
Mathwyn: Robocop Rogue City would be interesting I think
walkeroftales: I was explaining it to a coworker and I literally had to say "Well, you might want blank once you've blank and unlocked blank, then on a day when your blank is blank you could try to blank a lot of blank to make that happen"
niccus: you're telling me it's not the case that people blue prince?
Sarah_Serinde:
Anyway I cannot express how incredibly, wonderfully my jam that game is
ninja_theory_ashrams: As for point and clicks, I enjoy the Blackwell legacy games
walkeroftales: I *LOVE* the in-universe description for why blueprints being blue is important.
walkeroftales: Color has some WILD meaning in blue prince
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm with Cori on that
Sarah_Serinde: that's a portmanteau
iris_of_ether: It's a snowclone, yeah?
Bratmon: You say you're not good at puns, but "You're being shipped" from NADTD was the best pun I've heard in years
Mathwyn: How very perscriptive of you cory
frameshifty: a good spoonerism from time to time?
walkeroftales: why don't we all just inbreathiate the moment here
iris_of_ether:
Sarah_Serinde:
RatherLargeToad: A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive. they go to the waiting room, and the priest says “I’m a type A”. The monk says “I’m a type B”, they asks the rabbit, “what about you?”. The rabbit replies “I think I’m a typo”
iris_of_ether:
TheDevil_Risen:
iris_of_ether:
xantos69: That leads to a long standing debate I have had: If you tell a joke and nobody gets it... was it a joke?
onanimasu: Puns are the highest form of literature
Mathwyn: My jokes only get funnier the 50th time I have to explain while people stare at me confused
Bratmon: So Factorio next week?
Gekyouryuu: Cam is a kind man, so he's got a smell about him when he tells wordplay jokes. We call that a "Pun gent odor"
Nigouki: do people still make Sokoban games?
jae_dorian: love a good malaphor tho
goombalax:
@Gekyouryuu 
walkeroftales: Stephen's Sausage Roll and A Monster's Expedition are *close* but not quite
iris_of_ether: I think that game is a sausage too far for me
TheDevil_Risen: its very menu forward
Mathwyn: A vampire of a game
Nigouki: i tried a recent-ish freeware Sokoban game at thee start of pandini and realized those classic early levels are ingrained in my head from the DOS days
Mathwyn: Draining your life energy
iris_of_ether: Sensory Overload: The Game
NoxStryx: An incorrect block has been place
JoannaTastic: Hopslide is an interesting hydrid platforming/block-sliding game I saw a playthrough of recently
TheAwkes: Left click to place block. x 1000
RatherLargeToad:
It’s Capsize Lock so the boat won’t fall over 
Bratmon: I love Kerbal.
TheDevil_Risen: Kerbal 1 is great tho
TheDevil_Risen: Kerbal 2 ... not so much
Bratmon: But yeah, KSP, Dwarf Fortress, and Factorio were all games I bounced off once and came back to
NoxStryx: It reminded me of Dwarf Fortress
Bratmon: You can set the Kerbals to respawn.
TheDevil_Risen: im 1k hrs deep into a Factorio space age run, currently working on quality towards megabasing
ninja_theory_ashrams: There's a reason why we do uncrewewd missions first
vinewood_og: RIP to all the Kerbels I successfully launched but could not retrieve....
xantos69: Velcro killed them all
frameshifty: as much as I hate to say it, I think I agree with Shatner about space travel
frameshifty: he realized space is dead and missed the earth incredibly
Nigouki: at least there's a memorial plaque for those that were right
Mathwyn: Overhwleming existential dread!
TheDevil_Risen: its profoundly lonely
LordZarano: Not orbit just space
TheDevil_Risen: as its profoundly VAST
vinewood_og: Space the final frontier. Get me the bus out of here.
onanimasu: shatner is occassionally based
KeytarCat: All my stuff is here!
vinewood_og: Yeah definitely not orbit
Mathwyn: There is an Alt universe where that made Shatner a Cthulhu cultist
PipeSmokingOwl: it is crazy to think we are currently living in the healthiest state this planet will ever be in until all of humanity is dead
goombalax: and this one has a pool!
CaptainSpam: Humans contain multitudes.
xantos69: Have you read "a city on mars" by the SMBC guy?
NoxStryx: Thoughts on Silo/Wool?
Mathwyn: I remember enjoying reading them
Geldaran: same goes for Expanse. The show is great, the books are deeper.
NoxStryx: It seems like something Cam would enjoy
NoxStryx: Itis better if you dont REALLY know
BusTed: Yeah, Apple
Gaelan_Maestro: the RIG is pretty good as well
Geldaran: Apple has beren picking up a bunch of interesting sci-fi books lately.
wedge_x: hell yeah Doggerland
TheAwkes: THat's the Apple TV MO. Splash big on first seasons, then spend as little as possible to keep it going through it's 3rd or so. I'm wearing my Invasion S3 crew vest right now. It was a globetrotting mega production in S1, and S3 was mostly in Vancouver sound stages, with limited outdoor location shoots.
Crad0k: scott's folly, maybe?
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream! Go have a lie down
Gaelan_Maestro: byeeee
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Cori and Cam!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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xantos69: Statistically, Viewers like me enjoy your weird noises bouncing around in our heads.
iris_of_ether: Ooooh
RatherLargeToad: feesh
iris_of_ether:
wedge_x: wooow
iris_of_ether:
TheAwkes: CVS is think is the closer comparison?
xantos69: Do they have thick enough pipes for this?
iris_of_ether: Like a Fred Meyer without groceries
TheAwkes: For my East Coast homies, it's like Shopper's with appliances and shit added in.
DeM0nFiRe:
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