Forlorgen: So who is going to get shot tonight on everyone's favorite game show, ADAM KILLS A VIEWER!
KeytarCat: !next
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Juliamon: lrrSIG
Forlorgen: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Nigouki: 4 refreshes? danm twitch you slacking
underhill33: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Forlorgen I'm guessing the letter I
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki When is twitch not?
teaspoonC: Actually made it to one of these live for once, nice
Forlorgen: I is good, how about the Ws
TherapyforNarwhals: @Forlorgen W for the W
Forlorgen: @teaspoonC you could be the one shot lol
teaspoonC: A girl can dream
Forlorgen: lol
Blakemcm: ready for the big sad wiht this game lol
KeytarCat: I'm not nearly annoying enough, they wouldn't shoot me!
Forlorgen: I thought that then was almost killed
DaFhaye: Howdy yall
Thefluffiestguineapig: The game of "shooting random chatter" has big "trivia murder party" vibes
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lamina5432: evening
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Isaac3567: On one hand I've been waiting to watch this game... On the other, the last big patch for BG3 dropped today
TherapyforNarwhals: Did anyone get shot last week on famjam?
FoxBehindTheTree: Lessss goooo
MilkInBags: @TherapyforNarwhals surely not, they're all cowards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TherapyforNarwhals I don't think Adam was on the FamJam, plus people only get shot on Let's Nope except for actual reasons
TherapyforNarwhals: @MilkInBags Then do we need double to make up for it?
neisan2112: Perfect timing!
MilkInBags: :)
neisan2112: What up yall
JessieImproved: Got here in time for the podcast
TherapyforNarwhals: @JessieImproved The best part
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TherapyforNarwhals Agreed
alex666dancause: @Isaac3567 And that's why we have second monitors
FoxBehindTheTree: foxbehRave
lamina5432: did we ever hear the result of graham getting shot?
Jadaris: Hot take, I think the banning random people from chat bit is mean spirited and not very fun
MilkInBags: look at those two adorable babies
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DaFhaye: ayo
uneactrice: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
FoxBehindTheTree: youre not my dad!
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gualdhar: OH MY GOD WE'RE CULTURALLY RELEVANT
ButButTheJesus: ids habbading?
pn55: seabatClap
Isaac3567: @alex666dancause You know what? True! I usually don't do that so I didn't even think about it
BusTed: fresh cut
MilkInBags: nice haircut adam
Fanklok: Oh boy Don't Fear the Spotlight II
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this again
gualdhar: wow.
rosesmcgee: Hey!
Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair
TherapyforNarwhals: DAMN TRASHY NO
pn55: lrrWOW
MWGNZ: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: nicer than I thought
rosesmcgee: Not wrong...
ButButTheJesus: LAWL
FoxBehindTheTree: how did you get a statue of me!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trashy NOOOO
Forlorgen: So stinky!
thatguysteve2709: Damn harsh
NotCainNorAbel: Trashy turned on us
DaFhaye: Yeah I do
Kramburger: The word 'Videogames' was redundant
JessieImproved: lrrWOW
ghyllnox: Go left!
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pn55: Look, I can explain!
MilkInBags: Don't put my opinion about Victoria 3 in there
lamina5432: I play gatcha so i can't deny
DaFhaye: It's trash but it's my trash
ghizmou: don't act like you don't share our opinions
Thefluffiestguineapig: Must be real stinky
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TherapyforNarwhals: Trashy didn't deserve that wtf
Dog_of_Myth: It was on sale....
ButButTheJesus: hey I had fun with Rainbow Six Extraction okay
Forlorgen: Hey roblox is more than a scam its a way of life
infinity_225: that’s my wifu!
MilkInBags: adam you look like 37 with that beard trim
rosesmcgee: Speaking of "videogame" there is a new Lunacid
saucemaster5000: yeah but your game opinion dumpster has a radioactive waste warning
Fanklok: TBH Noita and Darkest Dungeon are the peak of gaming
GasCityGaming: I DO play PoE
DaFhaye: I don't know if Adam got a hair cut but hair looking nice
LathosTiran: repeating many people, congrats on the conclusion of friday nights.
PhorrestGaze: life is a gacha, I'm so glad to have pulled first world
DMGlol: gottem
saucemaster5000: the last of pus
MilkInBags: the first season was whatever, they just copied the video game
ButButTheJesus: season peux
MilkInBags: OpieOP
Fanklok: More like Dr. WhyDoesThisExist
raulghoulia: shoo ti
Kramburger: That's pretty decent
saucemaster5000: I think Ben is trying to pronounce "seinfeld"
Kramburger: Adam please
pn55: jlrrFacepalm
ButButTheJesus: adam no
NotCainNorAbel: American Adam
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
LathosTiran: adam's heel turn
Jadaris: Bring Trashy back out
ButButTheJesus: Jesus wept
MilkInBags: what about under duress
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MilkInBags: he's crying his magic card fucking sucks
DMGlol: avngrSadge
saucemaster5000: crying about those angels or whatever
BusTed: benginCry
Kramburger: TELL EM PAUL
Dog_of_Myth: Sometimes I cry when I’m alone
7gorobei: like tears in the rain
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
ButButTheJesus: hi paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Paul!!!
zeathean: I mean they are fine now
MilkInBags: adam ruining the whole thing with his logic
uneactrice: But that's later!
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Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
TherapyforNarwhals: They do
TherapyforNarwhals: Call him out do it
afterlanterns: lmao
saucemaster5000: jet force mehmini
Forlorgen: Kill dem bugs adam
Kramburger: Adam fears jet Force Gemeni
ButButTheJesus: its on Rare Replay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone in chat probably would
saucemaster5000: I can do it but y'all can't
ButButTheJesus: xbox game
Stripe_dog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months, currently on a 99 month streak!
Stripe_dog: Where's my red balloons?
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BusTed: Except for House Party amirite
Kramburger: Oh that's too far for Adam?
pn55: :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: GOTTEM
MilkInBags: he's a farmer!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
raulghoulia: Adam noted farmer
saucemaster5000: reaping with a scythe
MilkInBags: ???
skintbint: man ncuti gatwa is the goat, when he danced to a drum and bass song in a club that made me cry, doctor who is gay now and its incredible. i just wish the episodes were good
Kramburger: Hi Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam who we shootin
DaFhaye: nothing much
Larkonus: katesD I've been insulted!
Forlorgen: Why do we keep taking this abuse?
MilkInBags: someone got a boost of confidence at the barber
lamina5432: back at you
NotCainNorAbel: I loved you in Friday Nights
GasCityGaming: not much, did a new PoE patch xrop?
BluTGI: Somebody get this man a farmer's hta!
DaFhaye: Just existing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not much
BluTGI: hat even
Kramburger: Working
far2muchsarcasm: oh dear
FoxBehindTheTree: ooo
Forlorgen: W
frank_the_great: Sup
JessieImproved: I'm a dillweed not a dillhole tyvm
LathosTiran: J
1QUIZ1: SAVED
MilkInBags: good letter
s1ck1y: just in time for the assassination
TherapyforNarwhals: L in the J's
far2muchsarcasm: safe
groulux: The game where you killed a mushroom zombie was pretty fun
saucemaster5000: shoot fankloak thinking it's ferisar again
Makrosian_Tay: This stream is definitely gonna have ME crying every episode
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown Not shot FBtouchdown
pn55: Phew! Safe another week.
Thefluffiestguineapig: People stop mentioning it
FoxBehindTheTree: phew
lochnessseammonster: ooo nice i didn't miss it PrideLaugh
Kramburger: Jorydanne?
vinewood_og: Your barber crushed it. GG
Fanklok: Oh wow it's Jmilkinbags
neisan2112: Sage
gibbousm: I'm just meal prepping chicken wraps
neisan2112: Safe
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skintbint: what about jameslrr?
empyreon: o7
MWGNZ: o7
BusTed: benginO7
Kramburger: No, last didn't
FoxBehindTheTree: o7
Forlorgen: o7
pn55: benginO7
saucemaster5000: I didn't come back
Kramburger: o7
far2muchsarcasm: o7
LathosTiran: o7
TherapyforNarwhals: o7
DaFhaye: o7
Larkonus: kates7
ButButTheJesus: kates7
7gorobei: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
teaspoonC: o7
rosesmcgee: benginO7
Juliamon: Last week didn't get a response
Darleysam: o7
infinity_225: o7
BluTGI: We shootin nowdays? 07
patrick_stonecrusher: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: You shot Graham when he wasn't in chat
MWGNZ: hifunkPopcorn
DaFhaye: Ah my favorite kinda Let's Nope
ThorSokar: composA1 composA2 composA2
public_key_reveal_party: Y'all play games on this stream?
teaspoonC: Podcast stream let's go
lamina5432: o7
ButButTheJesus straps in katesBelt
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
BusTed: NotLikeThis
JessieImproved: oh THAT's what that was lol
TherapyforNarwhals: Didn't try Adam? bruv
LathosTiran: taco time
Fanklok: Big news, first Monarch drop of the ladder for me
skintbint: innit didnt even ring adam
saucemaster5000: time to loot
JessieImproved: oh no grocery changes when you're in a mood are the worst
BusTed: wha
MilkInBags: ???
DaFhaye: what are you making with those ingredients
pn55: Uhh
saucemaster5000: LMAO
spurius: wait what
ghyllnox: LUL
BluTGI: So rude
JessieImproved: omg
ghizmou: the youth these days
Nigouki: the fuck
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
Diabore: MAM
Juliamon: ???
underhill33: lrrWOW
pn55: Wut?
BluTGI: Self checkout wouldn't treat you this way
LathosTiran: what?
neisan2112: You're walking home
Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
niccus: reverse canadian standoff
ButButTheJesus: katesHm
MilkInBags: did she ask sarcastically
Larkonus: "Why do you feel the need to grill me over this?"
TheDevil_Risen: wut
DaFhaye: Gawd damn
TherapyforNarwhals: WOW
BusTed: gfyus
DaFhaye: hahahah
neisan2112: WUT?!?!
Juliamon: ???????????????
pn55: Wow! Rude!
ProcyonFlynn: I know it's your job lady, but just because we're all stuck in capitalism doesn't mean ya' have to be a dick about it.
Stripe_dog: WHAT does that MEAN
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
neisan2112: EXCUSE ME?
MilkInBags: the island sass
gibbousm: What does that even mean?!
JessieImproved: scuse
teaspoonC: Brutal
underhill33: pardon
saucemaster5000: Who is this person
PaperDoopliss: Extremely specific burn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Motherfucker WHAT
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
uneactrice: LUL
ghizmou: that s when you ask to see their manager
wrapscalion: Bag guardian? Wtf
ghyllnox: ?????
Forlorgen: You have driver face ben
estebanolvidado: wut
ButButTheJesus: katesLost
BluTGI: I FULLY understand why everyone was at self checkout rn
Nigouki: well, to be fair, driving will make you rage
DaFhaye: This person was out for blood
lochnessseammonster: well done ben seabatClap
TherapyforNarwhals: Nah homie that's fair to be wtf about
Lysander_salamander: how peculiar
saucemaster5000: she saw that guy and said "that guy is missing his cigarettes, I'll get him!"
teaspoonC: You were a champ about it
skintbint: yeah thats insane hahaha
DaFhaye: Wow you really needed a bag?
InconsiderateHat: That's some curb your enthusiasm shit
Forlorgen: Put some CO2 into the atmosphere ben like a real man
ThorSokar: composNotes Ben does look like he would drive 2 blocks to the grocery store solace26Takingnotes
Naesiir: yes, because we all want our food rolling around all over the car
groulux: Salt the earth Adam
Diabore: why does that mean i dont need a bag???
BluTGI: Judgemental Jenny Cashier of the year
saucemaster5000: dig up!
NotCainNorAbel: You have to pay for bags right?
MilkInBags: and that lady is called itira
TheDevil_Risen: yess ADAM
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dig up dig up
Fanklok: Oh fuck my joke failed. Better double down
Kipstar: you think she's also telling this story to people?
JessieImproved: She's probably thinking about this interaction too
public_key_reveal_party: If it helps you feel better, you might have given that person a horror story of their own embarrassment
ManWithTheMask13: what did I walk in on
saucemaster5000: did she pour the sour cream into the bag
Kipstar: Like "I had such a bad interaction last night at work, I effed up so bad"
Makrosian_Tay: Tremendous "dig up" energy
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 the weirdest cashier experience of all time
MilkInBags: you dr*ver DansGame
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 damn, they asked them to run the first to piss?
TherapyforNarwhals: How old was she?
Nigouki: you have that Rich Streamer look
Thefluffiestguineapig: Literally just "what does this actually mean"
lochnessseammonster: wild
DaFhaye: This sounds like the start to a Edgar Wright movie
pn55: A very wierd interaction, but good on you for just getting out of there.
gamercat88: more importantly why she trying to keep all the bags...
teaspoonC: Shoulda bundled it all up in your shirt and not broken eye contact
ManWithTheMask13: was she baptized?
pn55: In a row?!
saucemaster5000: ben doesn't see age
lochnessseammonster: just like me fr fr
PorpoisesUnknown: thats a big gap Ben but I understood the point
lamina5432: smoke the carrot like a cigar while riding home
ProcyonFlynn: Old enough to be working at a grocery store at 8pm on a monday.
Krokaar: dont worry my brain now worky today too
spurius: you can get bags there here they force you to buy a reusable one for like $2
Kramburger: Is it you Ben
Forlorgen: And his name is Adam!
saucemaster5000: I look and act like I'm in my early 20s
skintbint: @pn55 thats great love this
rosesmcgee: Serge yager?
MilkInBags: LMAO YOU GO FOR THAT?
Kramburger: ADAM
Forlorgen: ohohohohohoh
MilkInBags: LUL
ghizmou: let's go
Kramburger: YEAH BOI
neisan2112: Ey
PorpoisesUnknown: NICEEEE
MWGNZ: seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: oh yeh this story
Darleysam: :)
gamercat88: lets go
DaFhaye: Oooooooh?
rosesmcgee: Hell yeah!
frank_the_great: He doesn't open the jar
n3ther: oh he hasn't heard this yet
MilkInBags: ook ook ook
TherapyforNarwhals: Well he's telling it so
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah boiii
BusTed: It's a good story
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
ButButTheJesus: katesHypers
InconsiderateHat: Oh right yeah, won't spoil
silenceaux: do good date stories exist
ghyllnox: Oh right this one
Snakebyte36: she wouldn't give him a bag
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
lamina5432: adam date story i missed the last half
skintbint: yes now, big man ting (english term of endeerment, love this for you)
MilkInBags: and she works at a grocery store
Kentosaurus: Is she single?
ManWithTheMask13: Baptized?
ghizmou: a classic
Orxolon: good evening y'all!!!
Blakemcm: oh my goodness, getting nervous lol
Diabore: "nah i just fucking hate grass"
Darleysam: I eat animals because I hate them :)
saucemaster5000: I ain't putting a squirrel in my mouth
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's whatCam says
BrowneePointz: I hate animals so much I'm gonna EAT THEIR FOOD
PorpoisesUnknown: "Dont worry I make it worse" - OH now
PorpoisesUnknown: no*
MilkInBags: just wait ben :)
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NimrodXIV: lol
ManWithTheMask13: Always a giraffe
Forlorgen: oh noooooo
pn55: HypeLUL
ManWithTheMask13: ADAM
Kramburger: Oh BUDDY
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: oh adam
MilkInBags: LUL
NimrodXIV: oh noooo
underhill33: lmao
Larkonus: katesGigl
ManWithTheMask13: ADAMMMMM
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
neisan2112: HELL YEAH!!
Kramburger: ADAM
saucemaster5000: so gooooood
teaspoonC: ADAM
Stripe_dog: lmao
FoxBehindTheTree: ADAM!!!!!
BusTed: LUL
DaFhaye: HAHAHAHA
ghizmou: so agile
ManWithTheMask13: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Blakemcm: internet adam
underhill33: lrrLUL
n3ther: oh sure, blame the Internet
DaFhaye: I'm dead!!!!
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap seabatOAK
kimmibeans: ADAM!
MilkInBags: there wasn't a second date ben
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha that still hits well
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, my starlight
ThorSokar: we have RUINED adam
xantos69: So... no second date then?
teaspoonC: Chat we killed that date for him, good job
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard
Fanklok: Maybe she was so excited she finally bagged a furry
MilkInBags: and that lady works at the grocery store
saucemaster5000: that's a "shut the fuck up!" to a good joke poisoned internet brain
BrowneePointz: Excuse you! mine is hips up thank you
gamercat88: well you know how giraffe have long necks...
pn55: Soooo second date when?
ghizmou: you kept going !!
Naesiir: Hey you could've picked your favorite animal to eat! Surely that would've been more awkward
BrowneePointz: wait..mid thigh...i can't even remember my own vtuber avatar right
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a way to explain LUL
Stripe_dog: "You know how some poeple have fursonas? Well it's not like that."
Lysander_salamander: Giraffes are pretty neat
PorpoisesUnknown: Giraffes are fucking rad though
DaFhaye: Both of you were swinging wild comments
ThorSokar: I was hoping the date doubled down and pulled out her phone to show pictures of her at the local Furry Con
definenull: That's the brain rot setting in
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ManWithTheMask13: Still my goat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Giraffes are rad
LathosTiran: Toys'R'us fursona
Kramburger: On a first date you call it a 'spirit animal'
skintbint: what was the fursona point going to be?
lochnessseammonster: i told my sister this story and she loved it PrideLaugh
ButButTheJesus: aw I'd enjoy discussing fav aminal
YawnLance: Well at least you got to deliver the fursona line
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Same
DaFhaye: You know what. I'm not going to judge her. First dates suck.
saucemaster5000: I'd eat the other giraffe
itira: Well well well
ManWithTheMask13: I'd run the set with the giraffe
ProcyonFlynn: Not beating that Fursona rep
Lysander_salamander: would be kind of fun if giraffes ate meat.
BusTed: blue tongues
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ManWithTheMask13: Let's see those giraffe footsies
Fanklok: Name one animal immune to disease
teaspoonC: I love cows, the fact that they are tasty makes me love them more
BusTed: But she knew the term?
EvilBadman: Yo this motherfucker ain't one of us
lamina5432: humans carry our own disease
gamercat88: legendary
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Thefluffiestguineapig: A fair number of male giraffes have gay sex
DaFhaye: Then you poisoned them
the_walking: A giraffe ate my hair once at Busch Gardens
PorpoisesUnknown: "Giraffin' aint easy" - Adam (probably)
xantos69: We gonna talk about the ability of a giraffes ability to deep throat?
ThorSokar: composNotes Ben corrupted Nicole
BusTed: It was a look of recognition
Lysander_salamander: at the devil's sacrament.
ManWithTheMask13: he's a knower
ProcyonFlynn: After Zootopia, >everyone< knows what a fursona is.
MilkInBags: no way!
TheDevil_Risen: 10 / 10
neisan2112: I went to a FurCon this weekend, wish I had seen a Giraffe suiter
FoxBehindTheTree: that was a "how does he know" look xD
definenull: Lmao
betweenmyself: she has an incompatible fursona… crocodile perhaps
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Pulled a Jonny
PorpoisesUnknown: that sentence in a date context is indeed wild adam
Fanklok: I dead ass asked one of the managers at work what her fursona was one night
lamina5432: erased from the mind
MilkInBags: what do you mean she didn't invite you to her place
BusTed: lrrSIG
ghizmou: adam fainted and when he came back to she had disappeared
GenericHerooo: Hahaha
ManWithTheMask13: "This is when I black out"
Juliamon: tfw you fucked up so hard you disassociate
saucemaster5000: all the inside out people in adam's head passed out
TherapyforNarwhals: YOU WON'T but
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 That's the one and only Jonny crapshot
ThorSokar: Hermit Life is where it's at!
BluTGI: The dating pool has been peed in
ManWithTheMask13: @Thefluffiestguineapig He was in the rumble too 😭 😭
YawnLance: Of course he did
saucemaster5000: wait I do that
definenull: Of course he did
GhostValv: Can confirm the pool is odd
pn55: Oh Serge :D
Lysander_salamander: that's nice of him
MilkInBags: serge is trying way too hard for heaven
itira: oh Serge LUL
xantos69: We made a slack channel at my office just for the single people to share their horror stories about dating in the modern era.
frank_the_great: That's so Serge
ghyllnox: Awwwww that's great
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 He's in things, but I mean Graham making a full on crapshot
kimmibeans: That is the most Serge thing I've ever heard
ManWithTheMask13: @Thefluffiestguineapig true morgan freeman gif
saucemaster5000: Michael at the pearly gates "yeah chungus where's MY tupperware?"
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge already has the Heaven pass
MilkInBags: what if serge is very nice because he used to be a serial killer but got bored of it
NotCainNorAbel: If sergedoesn
ThorSokar: He's trying to make up for cutting a kid's ear off
gamercat88: serge confirmed calvinist
LathosTiran: the Lakota call it 'Watecha', come here and then take some food home with you
ProcyonFlynn: I dunno - all those villagers. lrrSPOOP
Fanklok: Serge is also a fuckin gremlin ass troll in any games ever
Larkonus: He arrives at the pearly gates, and Paul just gives him finger guns and says nothing while opening the doors.
TherapyforNarwhals: It would probably be an accident
NotCainNorAbel: If serge doesn't make it in we are all screwed
teaspoonC: He's winning at Protestant work ethic with his 87 jobs
FoxBehindTheTree: serge has the keys to heavens gate its fine
Nigouki: have you seen how he industrializes death in every game he plays? Serge is aiming for a Job Placement in Hell
skintbint: im so full i just ate so much salt n pepper chicken yum yum
circusofkirkus: unfortunate
ghyllnox: He's trying to charge up Snerge
pn55: Serge will answer for his Minecraft crimes.
ManWithTheMask13: Has she done donuts with it?
MilkInBags: LUL
saucemaster5000: my neighbor had a tesla and had a bumper sticker that said "we didn't know, we're sorry"
Diabore: "im buying an electric car to help the environment"
definenull: Yeah awkward...
lamina5432: it did get worse in the last few years
Omnipotrevor: That's what bumper stickers are for
BusTed: Tries to take a crowbar to the badge
JessieImproved: We had a friend that ordered a Cybertruck and canceled it before they shipped because of...all this
Saintnex: I legit saw a PURPLE cybertruck the other day and it was horrid
teaspoonC: There are "Bought it before I know about him" bumper stickers all over my town
adept_nekomancer: Could always remove the Tesla badge and replace it with something else.
MilkInBags: LMAO
BusTed: WutFace
lochnessseammonster: oh damn
YawnLance: A fun surprise
saucemaster5000: those were twizzler
itira: bahaha
ghyllnox: OHNO
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
lochnessseammonster: nooooo
DaFhaye: The haircut looks really nice
definenull: LMAO
TheAwkes: I've always thought they looked like the automotive equivalent of those 500 faces turned into an average face things.
Redbassist: lrrLUL lrrLUL
BusTed: You know, "the usual"
GenericHerooo: xD
ghyllnox: LUL
ThorSokar: hahaha
JessieImproved: @Saintnex There is a colorblocked cybertruck in my neighborhood and it is hideous
ThorSokar: holy crap
vinewood_og: Thumbs up! GG
DaFhaye: That's a nose hair flashbang
ManWithTheMask13: Mixed
saucemaster5000: the dentist is putting things in ben's nose?
n3ther: They say that to everyone and acts like it's not the first time
YawnLance: Oh I remember that
BluTGI: Trust the process... until they put something up your nose
definenull: "trust the process trust the process"
ghyllnox: Whaaa
lamina5432: I think you'd pull a mohawk
teaspoonC: Bold move
MilkInBags: *loud buzzer noise*
Blakemcm: so... no
saucemaster5000: what's better than hearing a surgeon say "whoops!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Read the damn card with notes on what they get
ProcyonFlynn: I'd been getting a hawk for a year, and had someone taper the back to a point. No idea why. But that was the end.
ManWithTheMask13: I had a Rip Van Winkle ass beard in college
MilkInBags: now all the bacteria will go straight to your brain
Makrosian_Tay: Adam no!
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
frameshifty: i started cutting my own hair in the pandemic, so it's a #3 guard all around every 3 weeks or so
TheDevil_Risen: ADAM
saucemaster5000: the 80s gotta catch up
ButButTheJesus: pls don't nose the mic, ew
raulghoulia: I bet you don't even have a cocaine spoon
Thefluffiestguineapig: I shave the lower half of my head once weekly
NotCainNorAbel: !patrion
pn55: Need the hair to stop the pollen though.
gualdhar: but the nose hair is a party saver
n3ther: the nose hair plucking into cocaine pipeline
PorpoisesUnknown: 2025 Adam switched off Pepsi
Forlorgen: I think the coke would help with the dates
Kramburger: Because Adam needs MORE energy
gamercat88: time for some new things
ThorSokar: That coke is getting IN THERE now, lets touch some BRAIN MATTER
Makrosian_Tay: Has validation gone too far? LUL
TherapyforNarwhals: Just a lil
neisan2112: Patreon Dot Com Slash Loading Ready Run
Fanklok: New pateron tier: Adam's cocaine fund
MilkInBags: cocaine noita speedrun
saucemaster5000: get a 1920s snuff container
YawnLance: Give Let's Nope a little extra pizzaz
ManWithTheMask13: Little bump and boot up sf6
BluTGI: Hello, yes, HR, time to schedule a random
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam's built different
teaspoonC: Coke might be the push you need to make that fursona a reality
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 the leather jacket comes with it
frank_the_great: Content!
johnnylongtorso: do more coke so you can work more so you can make more money so you can do more coke
saucemaster5000: ever see a coked up giraffe?
neisan2112: Coked up Giraffe
ButButTheJesus: what are friends for, if not to velcro their babies
lochnessseammonster: that makes me think of the 80s spy choose your own adventure book PrideLaugh
public_key_reveal_party: Let's (say) nope (to cocaine)
Makrosian_Tay: Ben, roof is exterior of the building. Ceiling is interior LUL
Lysander_salamander: you don't need drugs to get a fursona
GreyThey: I feel like it's not going to be Serge that gets y'all canceled...
MilkInBags: LUL
itira: oof
BusTed: 😬
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
definenull: Oof
pn55: HypeLUL
BrowneePointz: The Mitch Hedburg Special
ghyllnox: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Watch your MR skyrocket
NotCainNorAbel: They were funnier because EVERYONE was on coke
Forlorgen: Can Adam make the Tim Allen Grunt noise?
ThorSokar: Chris Farley went out on TOP!
ManWithTheMask13: "Remember when you won that tourney on coke?"
DaFhaye: Robin williams?
YawnLance: A little bender, as a treat
lochnessseammonster: win a lot at sf6
lamina5432: didn't family guy do an episode of this
ManWithTheMask13: LRR becomes SNL
BusTed: we'll monetize it
saucemaster5000: graham has a quarterly announcement
Kramburger: I'm looking forward to the return of 24 hour streams
vinewood_og: Listen I shouldn't talk but, maybe don't.
frank_the_great: The relapse arc is gonna be sick
Forlorgen: LRR live would get real weird
BluTGI: Loaded Ready Run
RealGamerCow: Time for the Patreon plug
ghyllnox: You already play MTG
NotCainNorAbel: except Serge
mulligan2six: Loading Ready RunRunRunRUN
public_key_reveal_party: Glad my patreon money is going to a good place
neisan2112: The Coke era of LRR sounds horrifying
TherapyforNarwhals: Great podcast
teaspoonC: Okay but how long into the bender until Graham and Paul notice
frank_the_great: Balatro for money
LathosTiran: the next friday nights kickstarter budget
gamercat88: everyone just wearing sunglasses
xantos69: Honestly the only person at LRR who would never turn away from coke is Beej.
7gorobei: cocaine bear is our fursona
adept_nekomancer: Oddest subathon ever.
Lysander_salamander: like when everyone got into overwatch and souls games
thatguysteve2709: I do not want to see Serge on coke that boy would kill himself
wrapscalion: Oh God Ian on coke
TherapyforNarwhals: Your cash goes straight up our nose
Naesiir: that would certainly make the next season of Friday Nights take on a different tone
Mai_Andra: like that time the entire office was on overwatch...
ManWithTheMask13: TRUE
KWardJenx: OMG. I will totally up my Patreon support if LRR goes on a group coke bender
ThorSokar: Office Coke Party lets goooooooo
Kramburger: Technically dealers are small businesses
neisan2112: Good place, LRR's noses
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not just high stakes poker, but also high stakes Sabaac Ben
ManWithTheMask13: Paul we need coke money
PorpoisesUnknown: Hi PAUL
Forlorgen: Oh no dads here
Nickiatori: I am stressed about the hockey tonight
definenull: Oh no
ButButTheJesus: SO PAUL
TherapyforNarwhals: Cocacola
TherapyforNarwhals: The soda
ManWithTheMask13: PAUL we need money for LOTS OF COKE
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Redbassist: lrrGibb lrrPAUL
teeyeezey: crossing the streams on coke would be the end of lrrr maybe twitch
Thefluffiestguineapig: And you two wonder why the building is always empty
ManWithTheMask13: We need it
Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheheheheheheheheh
niccus: the idea of a lrr tontine keeps coming up
Thefluffiestguineapig: The biggest dad energy
vinewood_og: *Snortski.* "WE'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEERE!"
TheDevil_Risen: BEN
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
ButButTheJesus: *dying*
definenull: HOL UP
n3ther: Paul wait have something to share?
itira: PAUL?!
KWardJenx: Yes!!
BusTed: in this 'hypothetical'
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
pn55: Paul's been doing it the whole time
BluTGI: Party Paul
Krokaar: paul is HERE HERE XD
frank_the_great: LUL LUL LUL LUL
ManWithTheMask13: SO WE'VE HAD A COKE BUDGET???
SnackPak_: I'm not mad, I'm disappointed Paul
TheDevil_Risen: what even is this
ThorSokar: That's Paul's secret, He's ALWAYS been doin' coke!
neisan2112: Paul does does do a lot of work
DaFhaye: Gottem boys
ghyllnox: Paul: "Wait do we have to be OFF coke at the beginning?"
PorpoisesUnknown: its all theoretical right Paul...RIGHT??
MWGNZ: HypeLUL
ManWithTheMask13: A tarp AND a COKE BUDGET?
niccus: was cocaine in the official lrr timeline
Thefluffiestguineapig: How do you think Paul keeps up with all the tech you break??
TheDevil_Risen: omg dying hahaha
Forlorgen: God Jordyne is going to have a lot to work with on the highlights
TherapyforNarwhals: AND it's a write off
ManWithTheMask13: Nelly on coke
DMGlol: imagine the content
BusTed: dang
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BluTGI: Congrats on your... current sobriety?!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Saintnex: hahaha
BusTed: cut the feed!
SnackPak_: Paul has a point
Kramburger: NO CLIPS
pn55: We saw nothing!
Makrosian_Tay: HIDE THE EVIDENCE
adept_nekomancer: We saw nothing!
Fanklok: Ask Graham
MilkInBags: clippers will be put in bags
itira: so smart Paul
definenull: It's fine Heather's on vacation
teeyeezey: No snitchin here
xantos69: No bad ideas in brainstorming
BluTGI: Paul, schedule the random tests!
ManWithTheMask13: We will make the coke budget a thing
KWardJenx: Hey, we're all glad you asked
DaFhaye: Dad said no quick ask other dad
Makrosian_Tay: Has "yes-and" gone too far?
gamercat88: Can we at least do a test run
TheDevil_Risen: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
n3ther: he wants to give you the hope of it being approved
Thefluffiestguineapig: Except the actively recorded illegal ones
PorpoisesUnknown: thats for the coke paul
Kramburger: !uptime
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TheDevil_Risen: Cori was sniffly
teeyeezey: should have asked beej
PorpoisesUnknown: I mean Pepsi
definenull: Uhhh
vinewood_og: No bad ideas, just bad ideas
TherapyforNarwhals: Don't forget the lotion
TheDevil_Risen: she was using it as a tissue
neisan2112: Wiping up from the coke
InconsiderateHat: Cori sniffles
ManWithTheMask13: What about we bring in coked-up guests
SnackPak_: TP the studio
skintbint: the only questions adam asks is if he can do cocaine for 2 months
Forlorgen: Talking sim gets weird sometimes
DaFhaye: Can't believe Paul fell for that sting
Fanklok: "No thanks I'm full" - Paul
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul is the GOAT
NotCainNorAbel: it would be weird if the bidet was on teh desk
saucemaster5000: so just one month then
gamercat88: Paul is Coke Dad
xantos69: I would be willing to sponser the LRR coke party. Is that kind of like the Desert Bus after party?
betweenmyself: toilet paper definitely not cocaine paraphernalia
raulghoulia: is that why you blasted graham?
lochnessseammonster: true
Dog_of_Myth: Of course Paul is the fun dad. He's got 5 PS5s
TheDevil_Risen: he is so funny, love seeing him on screen :)
definenull: He's an assassin in comedy
ThorSokar: Paul has GREAT delivery
EvilBadman: @xantos69 Not at all
frank_the_great: Paul is my third favorite Paul - after my brother and late grand uncle
vinewood_og: The Scruffy Assassin
NotCainNorAbel: Paul sounds like my SO; it is all timing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul standing there nodding waiting waiting is so good
ButButTheJesus: "fuck Dave!"
MilkInBags: LUL
EvilBadman: "Yeah fuck (name)'
Nickiatori: I am stressing out about the hockey tonight
NimrodXIV: :D
ghyllnox: LUL
empyreon: LUL
n3ther: damn Paul LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Shot
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
itira: LUL
SnackPak_: savage
pn55: HypeLUL
ThorSokar: We know ENOUGH Daves!
MWGNZ: HypeLUL FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: And Dave died
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun Cori was sniffly she was using it as a tissue
wrapscalion: lrrLUL
NotCainNorAbel: ONE TIME!
lochnessseammonster: classic
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: wait, I’m Dave!!
ghyllnox: Wasn't Dave the guy that Adam dreamed was going to replace him?
PorpoisesUnknown: "Sniffy" aka for the cocaine??
Kramburger: TP makes bad tissues
frank_the_great: Ballar move
Forlorgen: Oh no is cory on coke?
KWardJenx: Cori coke sniffles
TheDevil_Risen: its a new roll
itira: Adam how do you use TP
teeyeezey: in this economy?!?!
ManWithTheMask13: With cocaine
the_walking: so can Paul be apart of let’s nope?
pn55: Just grab the whole roll
Nickiatori: one leg at a time
NotCainNorAbel: one role at time
Redbassist: a sniffly butt?
definenull: ADAM
n3ther: NotLikeThis
itira: grossssss
TherapyforNarwhals: It's saved for later Ben
Lysander_salamander: ahahahahahahaha
ManWithTheMask13: ewwww
ButButTheJesus: no no no
Night_xD: its cooler on the other side
NimrodXIV: nope nope nope
hedonistic_mushroom: Imagine Paul coming back into the stream at a random moment to utter "Fuck Dave" again...
PorpoisesUnknown: WHy is all this toilet paper a stinky brown color??
NotCainNorAbel: dog
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
TheDevil_Risen: the game they played broke them a bit i think <3
frank_the_great: Reduce, reuse, recycle
ThorSokar: queent80Pop WHAT queent80Pop
rosesmcgee: now I know why they got the washlet
vinewood_og: Nice segue
YawnLance: !cw
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TherapyforNarwhals: DOG
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: separate the plies, get twice as much TP
gualdhar: We've found the new pandemic patient zero
definenull: Oh right get ready it's gonna get messy
pn55: Yea...
TherapyforNarwhals: I think there's gays?
TheDevil_Risen: this one is HEAVY
YawnLance: This is a very content warning game, yes
itira: D:
ManWithTheMask13: I'm a relish hole, thank you very much
TheDevil_Risen: warning!
ButButTheJesus: much violent
gamercat88: sadage
MilkInBags: it's gonna be fine :)
teeyeezey: Sadness warning fo sho
Diabore: this game hella sad
Makrosian_Tay: This game in particular is content warning central
saucemaster5000: maybe last of us 2 is about them starting a circus and petting cats
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cheer69
betweenmyself: no spoilers, chat pennyWhat
Mai_Andra: no, no... you take a roll out of the new package, before it ever gets into the toilet...
TheDevil_Risen: yeah DONT
SnackPak_: Paul!
TheDevil_Risen: the latest driver revision is DOG\
Redbassist: uh oh drivies!
The_Timo: or a completely diffewrent game
gamercat88: game is better with coke
Forlorgen: lol get a 5090 noob
ProcyonFlynn: No - don't update.
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun Don't Update
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you do that then Paul will come assassinate you for real
gualdhar: This game only runs on a 5090 founders edition
saucemaster5000: "but you should play marvel rivals"
Juliamon: Don't update it
Nickiatori: Dont update
teaspoonC: So glad we're doing the driver update *after* the podcast
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: thanks, Windows!
zeathean: Don’t
rosesmcgee: RTX dogshit edition
The_Timo: Nvidia "Nah fuck this game"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun DON'T
ThorSokar: YEa, there's a SPECIFIC revision
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 NotLikeThis
MilkInBags: adam LUL
hatboozeparty: Sounds like a challange
SnackPak_: wooow
PorpoisesUnknown: I'd bet on Paul vs the two of you
ThorSokar: 5.7.33 I think?
TheDevil_Risen: GN put a PSA out about the latest revision
Kramburger: Paul will outplay you
vinewood_og: Shade
ManWithTheMask13: But what if we do it and get a coke budget
teeyeezey: Sounds like REPO is happening
itira: LOL jesus
NotCainNorAbel: He can kill you by taking away your food
ManWithTheMask13: What if
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Naesiir: I think Paul's smart enough to hire someone with the necessary skills
TheAwkes: It's a revision that does things to work better on 50x cards that makes them worse for 40x and 30x cards.
betweenmyself: your graphics card suggests you are a fragile snowflake, unable to handle the harsh truths this game is about to drop on you riffYeti
LathosTiran: between thigh
PorpoisesUnknown: Paul would snap your giraffe neck adam!
Kramburger: Paul will Hitman arrange an accident for you
frank_the_great: Paul succeeds b/c people underestimate him
rosesmcgee: "so anyway, they found pieces of Adam all over the moonbase"
lochnessseammonster: paul seems surprisingly scrappy
SnackPak_: get fired, no food
saucemaster5000: how many sparrows egg have you cracked buff guy?
Mai_Andra: he'll take away your grocery bag
EvilBadman: Add to the quote DB
pn55: :D
TherapyforNarwhals: CAn we lave it please
Fanklok: Leave it on
ManWithTheMask13: screen reader?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like Los Angeles in the 1980s, don't need food if you have coke
TheDevil_Risen: 566.36 is the most stable
PorpoisesUnknown: Chat Reader standing by. Copy that Screen reader
ButButTheJesus: Screen Reader got them Y-Wings?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, fuck Sony
gualdhar: Sony can gargle my accountz
Nickiatori: Sony stands for Sad Tony
Seth_Erickson: Interested to see what you guys think of some of the story beats for this game
LordZarano: Full content warnings for TLoU2 (contains spoilers): https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/685218
saucemaster5000: cause I'm a considerate partner
gualdhar: Cuz my account are DEEZ NUTZ
ManWithTheMask13: Aww my arm got sunburnt today while just driving
BusTed: sick PogChamp
ManWithTheMask13: "I ain't doin all that"
Molvanian: The true horror, microtransactions
ManWithTheMask13: game SUX i go to BED
Nickiatori: But the fancy Jacket!
Makrosian_Tay: BTW you can turn Motion Blur off from Accessibility > Motion Sickness
empyreon: strem cancelled forever
MilkInBags: that's called a logo animation ben
YawnLance: Who up twanging they guitar
MilkInBags: all companies do them
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Seth_Erickson: and yet even then Ben
pn55: Gottem
Seth_Erickson: still they had it
ManWithTheMask13: got your ass
DMGlol: they did that loud sound
ManWithTheMask13: 10-2 set
TheDevil_Risen: lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
teaspoonC: @milkinbags okay but it was exactly the Marvel one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not all
MilkInBags: the cursed timeline
Nickiatori: Why is the dog so naughty did it eat a pie?
betweenmyself: ass = got
Fanklok: LRR absolutely has an animaed logo
Nickiatori: Boat!
protojman: a lrr animated logo would go hard
Molvanian: That being said, if LRR did a logo animation I bet it would be sweet.
saucemaster5000: a broken bag of milk is right twice a day
MilkInBags: adam and I, on cocaine
SnackPak_: ooo
BrowneePointz: It's not what Milk says, it's how they say it
ThorSokar: For those that don't know about the driver thing just don't update past: 5.66.36 if you have a 40xx series Nvidia card, the current drivers are F'd
lochnessseammonster: adam you can't admit that on camera!
PorpoisesUnknown: just a dilapidated boat title screen. I like ti
NotCainNorAbel: you can on cokeTM
ManWithTheMask13: Milk is often very correct and I'm not saying this because he's paying me to
saucemaster5000: cocaine convinces you you can speak anything
frank_the_great: Permadeath one time
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 let's goooooo
lochnessseammonster: that milk is usually right
KeytarCat: Il est oraaaaaange
gualdhar: Parle vous cocaine s'il vous plait
n3ther: If you can't remember, then you can't be held accountable
saucemaster5000: (here's the five bucks, mask)
PorpoisesUnknown: Fucking SHADERS?!?!?!?
TheDevil_Risen: is it me or is there no game sound?
BrowneePointz: cuz PC games aren't optimized for shit
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags You would never pay me anyways let's be real
Nickiatori: wait permadeath? you can do HCSSF Last of us 2
Seth_Erickson: you've just been blind
MilkInBags: true
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 tampaPog tampaPog tampaPog tampaPog tampaPog
Boon_33: oofa
The_Timo: That's not how that works
TherapyforNarwhals: N64 time?
hatboozeparty: Its better than having stutters
ManWithTheMask13: old man mode
TheMerricat: You can't compile shaders till you have the card down.
teaspoonC: Throwing shade about shaders
Molvanian: Just wait till it's 'reticulating splines'
silenceaux: The question is: how many times do you have to compile the shaders
ManWithTheMask13: let's get you to bed
niccus: back in your day the game doesn't tell you what's loading
SmallTownWizard: Back in MY day, there were no shaders to compile!
MilkInBags: back in my day games looked like dogshit but at least we didn't have to compile horseshit
chanterelleton: Good evening, Adam and Ben!
hackingducks: back in my day, games used to stutter because they compiled shaders on the fly
DaFhaye: Nintendo doesn't even do it anymore
LathosTiran: back in the day there were less video cards. screw borderlands for never saving the compilked shader
frank_the_great: Shaders? Is this award winning, recently had a hit movie, popular game Minecraft?
saucemaster5000: happy tax day to all those who celebrate
PorpoisesUnknown: they are cleaning the fretbaord
ManWithTheMask13: dogshit guitar
TheDevil_Risen: yeah no game sournd
MilkInBags: there is game sound
hatboozeparty: He walked away with her?
MilkInBags: but quiet
ButButTheJesus: game quiet
pn55: Game a bit quiet
DMGlol: can you even get replacement strings in post apocalyptic world 🤔
Juliamon: It's super quiet
TheMerricat: Game super quiet.
ManWithTheMask13: it is a tad quiet
niccus: you've heard of a fretless guitar, here's a fretful guitar
groulux: Back in my day I had to blow into the cartdrige both ways uphill!
Mai_Andra: game is very very quiet
TheDevil_Risen: oh had to turn it wayyy up
ManWithTheMask13: and this ain't me doing a bit
Juliamon: there it is
Makrosian_Tay: I can hear it
saucemaster5000: rubbing off that guitar
Molvanian: They found the next season of Firefly!?
ManWithTheMask13: @Molvanian please
Juliamon: yeah, and they killed it
TheDevil_Risen: @Molvanian Iwish
TherapyforNarwhals: And then I killed the doctor
SnackPak_: where is Joel getting new guitar strings?
hackingducks: @LathosTiran there was an era of games that basically couldn't save shader binaries (there was an nvidia extension for it, but even they didn't widely support it on their cards)... so you basically dind't have a choice
Serivus: if you lied to her, you take that shit to the grave dammit
MilkInBags: wtf they copied the tv show
ManWithTheMask13: goddammit Milk I just complimented you
Seth_Erickson: you kneecapped Ellie NotLikeThis
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 LUL
TheMerricat: Still personal headcannon was that they had no chance of making a cure or distributing it even if they did. This was the fucking Fireflies, nothing in the games has shown them to be competent or altruistic enough to share the cure with the rest of the world
DrAegirinePyrope: "I saved her" also known as "I killed them all"
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags LUL
ryanmur22: give me Ellie or your appendixes come with me scene
brainbosh: I didn't think they said they had a cure at all? Just was going to try killing her first
saucemaster5000: they were gonna make a cure for hair loss with her brain
RatherLargeToad: it wasn’t mush of a choice. The Fireflies were terrible at everything, so no reason to expect this would go any better
neisan2112: Oh yeah I don't trust that they really could have.
TheDevil_Risen: @TheMerricat I agree
ghyllnox: Yeah they were going to *start* with the sample of her brain
Goombill: I think the cure was never gonna work too, but my brother made a good point that the story is only really interesting if you assume their cure would have worked.
Krokaar: if they couldnt have done it with the ones that came befor her than no
frank_the_great: The fact that she wasn't given up makes it hit harder assuming it works
Saintnex: I mean, anytime your plan is to start cutting and HOPE to find something, its probs gonna be bad
Boon_33: competent doctors don't remove your brain on day 1 on treatment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Start with removing her entire spinal column and brain which had been infiltrated with the survivable strain
Forlorgen: Its all those shaders
teaspoonC: I'm on the side that both Joel and the Fireflies were wrong because they should have asked her what she wanted
Seth_Erickson: and it's got a remaster on the way :)
Seth_Erickson: or is that just one I'm thinking of
saucemaster5000: The guitar is fucking clean man, you're gonna strip the coating
InconsiderateHat: @teaspoonC This
rosesmcgee: Hotter take, the world would either have been rebuilt by then or all technology would be completely non functional. The industrial base needed to maintain what they depict is still massive.
ManWithTheMask13: what if Joel just said "guess what" and called it a day
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Competent doctors know they can take samples of spinal fluid first
Nickiatori: Horsies!
MilkInBags: they're not zombies they're clickers BabyRage
Seth_Erickson: I feel like I would be lazy in the zombie apocalypse
ManWithTheMask13: Houses are like that right now
saucemaster5000: aw wanted him to hit his head
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig they would do a lumbar puncture instead, but they were out of clean needles. so decapitation it it.
LathosTiran: so the horses were just stuck in the garage, no grass?
QuixoticScrivener: I guess garages can be stables...
ManWithTheMask13: High res horse graphics
TherapyforNarwhals: Same on my 1080p second screen
Nickiatori: Minecraft looks better
n3ther: more resolution than real life Kappa
RealGamerCow: They know what they did
Scy_Anide: But did the animate the horse testicles?
ManWithTheMask13: giraffe surpremacy
Nickiatori: not enough cubes in this game
hackingducks: the characters have more bones than they do in real life >_>
SnackPak_: as a 480p viewer, sure looks the same
DMGlol: well we know what animal isn't ben's favorite
DaFhaye: Weak wrists? What happened to men
pn55: Ben "I love animals" Ulmer here :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses shouldn't have unlimited access to grass, it causes big issues for them
frank_the_great: Horsona
MilkInBags: surpremacy
DaFhaye: I felt gross just typing that
EvilBadman: Saddle up that giraffe
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO
TheMerricat: So I can't remember if it happened in Ben's run or not but there _are_ files you can find in the hospital that indicate Elle wasn't the first one they tried the procedure on (or the first immune person they came across) and none of hte previous attempts were in the slightest bit successful.
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 LUL <3
pn55: @SnackPak_ 480p viewers unite!
SnackPak_: tiny little screen
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags AmbessaLove JinxLUL
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig horses are just suicidal, from what i know of thier halth issues.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scy_Anide They don't have exterior testicles, you ever seen a horse kick? Would you evolve exterior testicles with those kinds of weapons?
saucemaster5000: "papa csan we watch let's nope if I finish my coal?"
ManWithTheMask13: remember when cod ghosts did it with fish
Morrigan9: is chat part of that 480?
BluTGI: No pixels unless you've eatten your veggies
Juliamon: My res regularly drops to 480 because comcast sucks
Nickiatori: I remeber when youtube added 480p and it felt so clear in comparison
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 I mean, I work with horses and am a vet tech, kind of depends. Same could be argued of dogs people just interact more with dogs
Forlorgen: no lets nope if you dont finish your cocaine
public_key_reveal_party: I need to figure out how to play a twitch stream on an old CRT
Seth_Erickson: I was like are we seeing the same water here
ManWithTheMask13: Do you think Joel knows about the whip and nae nae, serious question
MilkInBags: pfft i bet it's all cgi
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I set mine at 360 because verizon sucks!! internet sucks buddies!
lochnessseammonster: will they be? really?
saucemaster5000: nah the other streams are already hopped up
BluTGI: Joel being the guy who brings a guitar to a camp is weird. Anway here's wonderwall
ButButTheJesus: I remember Naughty Dog talking about one of the Uncharted games on PS3, something like they synced up an animation with the code as it executed across the different cores of the Cell processor, I don't know what it meant but it sounded like they knew how to code good?
TherapyforNarwhals: Graham what's the cocaine budget this month?
Larkonus: How much do we need to joke about Adam doing cocaine before Graham pulls Adam into a meeting? (/j)
Makrosian_Tay: it's gonna be a fuckin wild ride watching you two play this. I've been playing it for the first time ever since release last last week. So every gut punch is gonna hit me TWICE cos I'm not making much better pace NotLikeThis
Juliamon: They didn't find the swordfish
pn55: WE'RE being wierd?!
TheMerricat: No... No I think the rest of the other streams know the loud boys enough to know when Lets Nope is mentioned they just can ignore it. :P
BrowneePointz: no, we specifically said YOU made the joke, WE didn't
saucemaster5000: joke's on yall you should see how many lines they do on rhythm cafe
frank_the_great: You're just saying that b/c you lost
BrowneePointz: thank you very much!
ManWithTheMask13: You said Flyquest and I thought about the FGC sponsor
neisan2112: @saucemaster5000 Ah THATS why Heather is so good.
Boon_33: but can you eat the sword?
QuixoticScrivener: easier ways to get swords in me
Makrosian_Tay: Maybe the sword was the sword we made along the way
YawnLance: I mean you can put a sword in you without eating it
teaspoonC: Eat the sword to gain its powers
thatguysteve2709: Just enter mine'o'clock with how's the cocaine arc going boys.
ManWithTheMask13: Yeah but you have anchor Vergil, Adam
DaFhaye: There's a lot of iron in fish
SnackPak_: not anymore
BrowneePointz: I mean if they have enough Mercury in them he could control it
BluTGI: swordfish is high in iron!
vinewood_og: Welcome to DIE!
cobthegreat: Are they not
Boon_33: swordfish are made out of metal, and narwhals are real.
TherapyforNarwhals: Can't draw horses? Yeah, they're on cocaine.
EvilBadman: @therapyfornarwhals No they're on special horse drugs
teaspoonC: going into Minecraft and punching out chunks is absolutely cocaine activity
saucemaster5000: that's why they can't draw horses
Boon_33: brother tommy
BluTGI: Never change Tommy
Nickiatori: Tommy is ride or die
MilkInBags: "I'll take it to my grave" oh so tomorrow?
Seth_Erickson: lrrSIG snitch lrrSIG
ManWithTheMask13: Hey my grandfather's name is Tom
definenull: Wait what
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Boon_33: Idk, tommy has seen some stuff.
gamercat88: been around a prison
Forlorgen: it was called your living room adam
Makrosian_Tay: TECHNICALLY correct
Boon_33: sergeCrimes
ManWithTheMask13: You seeing my grandfather's a snitch?
Nickiatori: is that where your dad sent you when you got grounded?
SnackPak_: my Dad was also a cop and threw me in jail for like 15 mins
TherapyforNarwhals: Do the snitches actually have stitches?
TheMerricat: GTA doesn't count Adam.
Goombill: For Ben and Adam, have either of you watched the first episode of the second season yet?
Juliamon: you've been on the jail space
rosesmcgee: that's how the mafia decides who to hit, they ask Adam
BluTGI: Take your son to work day, learn who's a snitch
Boon_33: Adam knows how to catch the golden snitch/.
Larkonus: I'm imagining a prison-wide meeting. None of the inmates know what's going on. Adam "The Snitch Finder" walks in and they all shit their pants.
ghyllnox: Can you imagine how dried up all the pens would be
Makrosian_Tay: That's no MP3 player
LathosTiran: where the F do you find batteries?
Lysander_salamander: oh heck yeah
Nickiatori: Ben your Zoomer is showiung
MilkInBags: piss of time
NarishmaReborn: heck yeah wheel of time
Boon_33: cassette player
lochnessseammonster: i went to a private christian school that was across from the jail my dad went to for 2 weeks
spurius: its a walkman
spo8n: oh shit there's a new season of wheel of time
lamina5432: it really explains why adams such an incarnation of chaso
Goombill: Wheel of Time is finally getting good, which is making me worried they're gonna cancel it now
ManWithTheMask13: more like wheel of toot
EvilBadman: Only ep 1 of TLOU2 is out so yeah
frank_the_great: Recently finished The Pitt, which was 10/10
saucemaster5000: "chicken butt ellie"
RealGamerCow: The thumb in the belt move
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 that's my goat right there
TheAwkes: Tucked in flannel? What is he, from the prairies?
Boon_33: elle going to rock the band aid for the rest of here life?
Lysander_salamander: aw
ManWithTheMask13: Joel should do some coke
teaspoonC: It's a bit his fault
Seth_Erickson: Joel is out here trying and I love him for it
YawnLance: Extremely dad coded
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this is profound awkward dad and it's so adorable
Boon_33 I had my shirt tucked in today.
Nickiatori: He has a Banjo!
saucemaster5000: joel stands in front of the tv while watching master and commander
Goombill: Oh god, that's what I wear to work every day...
InconsiderateHat: So do I XD
Makrosian_Tay: I hope y'all are using a controller
DaFhaye: Starts playing Nirvana
Lysander_salamander: oh, do we get a minigame?
SnackPak_: Joel plays the Jackass theme
Boon_33: baskety case in 3...2...
Forlorgen: CKY CKY CKY
ManWithTheMask13: You think coke is hard to get in a zombie apocalypse
johnnylongtorso: anyway, here's Wonderwall
DaFhaye: Wait what year does this take place?
ManWithTheMask13: Asking for a friend
BrowneePointz: jackass is DERR NERR NURR NURR!
TheMerricat: cat guts
Darleysam: fretboard
patrick_stonecrusher: Aaaand... copyright strike
saucemaster5000: elllie starts booing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Violin strings are horse tail hair
NimrodXIV: tonight on Rhythm Cafe
TherapyforNarwhals: All the video gam eyou get
zeathean: The bow is horse hair
DrAegirinePyrope: It gave up on letting you play
Darleysam: "another turning point, a fork stuck in the road..."
Lysander_salamander: Just starts playing the goldfinger version of 99 redballoons
gibbousm: ART
definenull: Oh no it's a musical
TheDevil_Risen: Joel channeling Leo Choen
BusTed: oh no
saucemaster5000: imagine if your adopted dad wrote a song about you
pn55: =(
Forlorgen: The feels this early we in for it now
Seth_Erickson: they got Ben's numbers
YawnLance: Nooo sad dads :'(
hatboozeparty: They are making us care! How dare they!
frank_the_great: :(
Makrosian_Tay: NotLikeThis WutFace BigSad
gamercat88: damn, i just wanted a dad like Joel
NotCainNorAbel: Ellie don't laugh
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is aimed right at Ben
ghyllnox: A dog might die, and also sad dads
DaFhaye: Shit he's winning points with me
ManWithTheMask13: sad dad is a 0-10 mu
Lysander_salamander: Is this a "Dad Game?"
neisan2112: You've got the toilet paper there already
MilkInBags: KKona let's go joel
Boon_33: Is this where they got the idea for the patriot tv show?>
The_Timo: @saucemaster5000 or claimed he did and use a Pearl Jam song
BrowneePointz: sometimes I forget that's Troy Baker
saucemaster5000: "good effort joel, here are some notes"
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 It's Pearl Jam
NotCainNorAbel: Ellie: who did you write that for?
pn55: :(
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap incredible work Joel
Thefluffiestguineapig: Awwwwwwwwwww
dumbo3k: "That didn't suck" is high praise from a teenager
Lysander_salamander: "I wanna take you for granted..."
NotCainNorAbel: Pitchfork: 7.8/10
Nickiatori: that is high praise from a teenager
teaspoonC: The most teen answer
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown didn't suck FBtouchdown
hatboozeparty: That's teenager for a banger.
saucemaster5000: didn't smash the guitar?
Nickiatori: @dumbo3k great minds think alike
Diabore: take your w joel
ghyllnox: LUL
The_Timo: Good song
Boon_33: bad pun?
Thefluffiestguineapig: AWWWWWWWWW
Seth_Erickson: we're so back otzYay
YawnLance: banger
BusTed: gottemmm
Lysander_salamander: yay
Boon_33: FBtouchdown
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: 4/10
pn55: seabatClap
Makrosian_Tay: seabatClap
ButButTheJesus: HAW
saucemaster5000: alright damn
TherapyforNarwhals: LANDED BABY
DaFhaye: Okay that's a good one
ManWithTheMask13: tampaPog
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
NimrodXIV: FBtouchdown
ManWithTheMask13: WOOOOOO
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSLOTH
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the most ringing endorsement from a teenager possible
neisan2112: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
DaFhaye: God damn
dumbo3k: that made me actually clap!
ghyllnox: \o/
ManWithTheMask13: EZ
MilkInBags: roll credits
DaFhaye: Joel is looking pretty dad right there
Boon_33: she lives in his garage.
dumbo3k: and they lived happily ever after!
TherapyforNarwhals: Episode 1 Done
Larkonus: +10 Dad Points
Forlorgen: Now you have a joke for your next date Adam!
saucemaster5000: "HEY ELLIEWANNASEEMYNEWCHANSAWANDHOCKEYMASK"
frank_the_great: Sonic music: S Rank
silenceaux: Social Link Up
spurius: and nothing bad happens, close the game and walk away
EvilBadman: Ellie will remember this
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 :d
raulghoulia: Ellie will remember this
Forlorgen: With anyone ADAM
ButButTheJesus: :D
Serivus: So is that what all the trailers were about? Ellie angrily "You promised! ...to teach me how to play guitar!"
DaFhaye: Okay but what if next time
Boon_33: did adam not have fun making sandwiches on his last date?
Nickiatori: it is time for then nextr olympics!
saucemaster5000: damn took a long time to learn guitar
NotCainNorAbel: did she learn the guitar?
neisan2112: OOOOFF
definenull: Uh oh
Boon_33: oh.
Seth_Erickson: Ellie's fighting with me but why
hatboozeparty: Opsies
pn55: Welp
SnackPak_: get it Ellie
Thefluffiestguineapig: At beginning of last of us it skipped 20 years didn't it
Saintnex: uhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
ManWithTheMask13: awko taco, boss
DMGlol: bro lmao
Blakemcm: people be messin too much
Juliamon: (he cares)
TherapyforNarwhals: Almost hated, then loved.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate him
YawnLance: uh oh sniffies
TherapyforNarwhals: MIRROR
Makrosian_Tay: All for the low low price of 1 Zombie Apocalypse
nervousdavid: There is a PS3 next to the TV
Boon_33: it's a garage
DaFhaye: Man the apocalypse economy looking pretty good
NotCainNorAbel: with attached garage
KeytarCat: All it cost her was childhood trauma!
hatboozeparty: America
The_Timo: I live in Van and can never move, my rent is 1k, that'll double for the next guy
rosesmcgee: We need a zombie apocalypse to free up some real estate
SnackPak_: Murica
MilkInBags: KKona let's go ellie
Nickiatori: it is almost hockey time and I am very stressed
TheMadChicken: they live in interesting times
frank_the_great: Reminds me of Alex
Seth_Erickson: This is the apocalypse Adam have you learned nothing
saucemaster5000: jacket, gun, two lines lets gooo
WiJohn: I mean, Texas
ManWithTheMask13: Keys, wallet, phone, 1911
JessieImproved: this IS the apocalypse I'll allow it
Makrosian_Tay: @the_timo do you need a couple of new roommates?
DaFhaye: 21 pilots?
TherapyforNarwhals: I like Twenty One Pilots :(
Musicsquid: That’s just what it’s like leaving your house in the south
ManWithTheMask13: Oh shoot, furtive pygmy, always forgotten
thatguysteve2709: This is Ellie on their cocaine arc
The_Timo: @Makrosian_Tay LOL it's been tempting
Boon_33: Elle is very stabby and slicey
teaspoonC: This is my stabbin' table
The_Timo: This game needs Pearl Jam more often, I miss it already lol
saucemaster5000: pave the ocean
MilkInBags: adam: i dont like snow BabyRage
BluTGI: Gun Knife Jacket, the 3 genders
Seth_Erickson: Snow banger you stinky
Boon_33: gloves, so we don't get blood on our hands.
SnackPak_: we'll know
Musicsquid: Snow? game is trash boot up Bloodborne again
nervousdavid: copy, the TtD
Boon_33: do-sie-do
Fanklok: Whatr kind of game doesn't let you draw a giant girafe dick in the snow
frank_the_great: Can you roll like in Dark Souls?
TheMadChicken: dats a mushroom and a half
betweenmyself: that mushroom tip though
Juliamon: that dick needs to see a doctor
frank_the_great: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:09:13. lrrSPOT
Nickiatori: Time for split screen lets nope and calgary flames game
Musicsquid: notable not famous lesbian Ellie, known Seabats enjoyer
ghyllnox: Seeing as how she was dating this guy she's walking with, thinking bi or figuring it out
DMGlol: D:
TheMadChicken: GO BLUES
mulligan2six: They need to win out to even have a chance
Musicsquid: In our world she’s famous
frank_the_great: Go birds
TheMadChicken: DONT EW MUH TEAM
raulghoulia: if she was she'd watch your stream
TheMadChicken: im from STL
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Makrosian_Tay: This town is so well put together. isn't it crazy?
saucemaster5000: go oilers or something
Leebo140: I'll do you one better, I've got Let's Nope on one screen and the Mariners on the other
TheMadChicken: WE WON... ONE TIME
e_bloc: caps baby
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 I almost made an Oilers joke
Forlorgen: God the blues are almost as bad as my blackhawks
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
ManWithTheMask13: Wasn't sure if the was the same sport or not
Jadaris: @Leebo140 me too! GOMS
BrowneePointz: I honestly don't remember if Ellie is a lesbian or bi
MilkInBags: just because you are from a city doesn't mean you can't have taste 4Head
GasCityGaming: The St. Louis Blues were orignally supposed to be the Saskatoon Blues
Nickiatori: I am cheering for the flames and against the blues and wild tonight
betweenmyself: go local team… wooo riffScream
Boon_33: chest high walls are huge in this economy.
gamercat88: he's a photographer now
saucemaster5000: go ravens
Dog_of_Myth: Ken Jr. is now a sports photographer
ManWithTheMask13: go crows
Leebo140: Even if he did play we'd still never get a World Series
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'd have the Cubs on the other screen, but they're in San Diego and don't start for another 37 minutes.
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown Communism FBtouchdown
YawnLance: Yesssssss
TherapyforNarwhals: A+ game
ButButTheJesus: pupper!
pn55: seabatClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: DOG
kimmibeans: YESSSSS
empyreon: PET. THAT. DOG.
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ManWithTheMask13: the game is good
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GreyThey: I thought it was LRR that was bumpin'
raulghoulia: sit ubu sit
DaFhaye: That's just a potential zombie dog
ButButTheJesus: @raulghoulia good dog
Omnipotrevor: The Banjolorian
Seth_Erickson: playing a banjo in this cold would not feel good I reckon
EvilBadman: Wyoming
EvilBadman: Jackson Wyoming
Seth_Erickson: fingers getting annihilated for sure
Boon_33: you are in Jackson hole I think,
betweenmyself: dog scritch to preemptively cancel out any feel bads that may occur later on…
thatguysteve2709: You can tell how good that guy is at banjo by how high he holds it
teaspoonC: There's like 4 different regional ways to say Colorado within Colorado
ManWithTheMask13: should be the Tipsy Giraffe...
paulthemapguy: Gateway to Grand Teton National Park
paulthemapguy: Everyone say "Colorado!" "I'm a giraffe!!!"
Seth_Erickson: Damn that's not me at all
saucemaster5000: Says it again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I don't want to know what's in that package
Blakemcm: he has a jaw and lip structure like a bigot would
NotCainNorAbel: not an excuse
ManWithTheMask13: wait I've read this Rick Bass story before
ManWithTheMask13: I know how this goes
DMGlol: then say sorry
paulthemapguy: He has the jawline of I, Robot
thatguysteve2709: He spit in them don't eat that
frank_the_great: An apology sandwich would work on me
TherapyforNarwhals: Bad attempt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then say sorry
Forlorgen: Drunk mouth speaks a sober heart
NotCainNorAbel: us Seth's are going to vote him out
DaFhaye: I mean it's something?
The_Timo: That's in there lol
paulthemapguy: clearly this isn't set in Canada
Seth_Erickson: that feels like a very dangerous generalization
ghyllnox: He said "I was pretty drunk" which means "I should have kept that to myself" kind of sorry
ManWithTheMask13: @Forlorgen IDK I don't like the Book of Kells as much as I said one time I drank
TherapyforNarwhals: @DaFhaye Nah something is being repulsed of his actions. Blaming the alcohol is pushing the issue to something else rather than self reflection.
ButButTheJesus: PUPPIES
saucemaster5000: note "looking for someone into giraffes"
Seth_Erickson: Heather has the Casserole PogChamp
YawnLance: THE soup
NotCainNorAbel: THE soup\
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby soup
silenceaux: HOT soup, no less
TherapyforNarwhals: Where's the furries in the post apocalypse?
The_Timo: Put me down for German Cheesecake
Stripe_dog: Don't dis soup
frank_the_great: Soup in the cold sounds nice
ghyllnox: THE soup
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I would eat dance party soup
teaspoonC: Free implies they've bothered to reinvent currency in their mountain commune and I hate that for them
Stripe_dog: Maybe Jeremy is short
paulthemapguy: I assume the eating and dancing don't take place at the same time...
RealGamerCow: I thought it said bricks too
DMGlol: Whoever stole Japan's blanket?! Who names their kid Japan?
Omnipotrevor: "I don't want my name touching any other names"
Fanklok: Bricks of COCAINE
gamercat88: bricks of cocaine
hackingducks: "bricks"
paulthemapguy: People aren't going to dance with solo cups full of soup, Ben
ManWithTheMask13: They got USF4?
DaFhaye: Is Japan the dog?
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Mazrae: They might be shitting bricks by the end of it
Makrosian_Tay: @dmglol I mean, there is a famous actress by the name of America Ferreira
TheMadChicken: kids are gross
spurius: where are they getting the paper?
ButterBall000: There's spores everywhere
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
NarishmaReborn: plague
frank_the_great: There's kinda a zombie virus
Boon_33: kids licking the mushrooms
GreyThey: "Toys"
dumbo3k: Joel shoved the bigot last night
goombalax: Joel decked the bigot
paulthemapguy: can plushies become zombies too? can they come to life?
Makrosian_Tay: I like to imagine Joel beat up Seth and that's why she's mad
saucemaster5000: cowards for not hitting her when her back was turned
NotCainNorAbel: um...your a good kisser
Makrosian_Tay: @saucemaster5000 HONORABLE COMBAT
ManWithTheMask13: There is no honor in combat
DaFhaye: Games not real. A kid would have still thrown the snowball when she turned her back
ButterBall000: Kid just kicking rocks in the back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
ManWithTheMask13: CAUGHT
saucemaster5000: there we go
DaFhaye: There we go
paulthemapguy: no manterrupting detected
pn55: Time to wreck some kids!
teaspoonC: Ooh L word, she real dead
The_Timo: This was neat as a tutorial,
ManWithTheMask13: RUN THE SET
patrick_stonecrusher: PIFF back of head sniper snowball
betweenmyself: combat tutorial! kill those little shits with ICY DOOM!!! riffGasp
TheMadChicken: shooting tutorial against children
saucemaster5000: ellie pulls out the gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is a great combat tutorial
ManWithTheMask13: Check out this neut
paulthemapguy: boom headshot!!
patrick_stonecrusher: boom called it
TherapyforNarwhals: can you melee them?
DaFhaye: Who's going to hide the ice in the snow
niccus: melee build time
Juliamon: it's a zombie apocalypse but you still can't say 'fuck' in front of kids
Nigouki: melee drag them through the snow by the legs
SnackPak_: no bully
pn55: Wow Ben tunnelling
ManWithTheMask13: Ben's smurfing
NotCainNorAbel: we ... we should grab extra health packs
EvilBadman: Rage bait Spider-Man is here
Boon_33: point blank
itira: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOOOO
ButButTheJesus: oof
ghyllnox: LUL
frank_the_great: Point blank
ManWithTheMask13: BODY BLOCKED
DaFhaye: Just start pelting
TheMadChicken: ellie just crushes the whole pile
itira: thats neat..
DaFhaye: Get the shovel
TherapyforNarwhals: Can you go up the slide?
NotCainNorAbel: next time I'll use a brick
QuixoticScrivener: wild guess, was that foreshadowing?
lochnessseammonster: yeah
paulthemapguy: just let the dogpile go on for 30 minutes
saucemaster5000: I had nintendo powers to read
NarishmaReborn: the reading is fine
ButButTheJesus: start our own TV shows
DaFhaye: Not a phone in sight
7gorobei: go out and touch ice crystals
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Makrosian_Tay: @quixoticscrivener I think it's more a demonstration of the "save your struggling buddy" mechanic
goombalax: what is streaming if not reading and talking to people
Fanklok: If you wanted to post on a message board you would have to WALK to it like a neanderthal
teaspoonC: The zine culture would probably be pretty real
silenceaux: Wait, what does she even watch on the tv
neisan2112: She had a PS3
Cptasparagus: defensive Ben sounds exactly like Corki
ButterBall000: That's why I bought a solar battery
KeytarCat: bread and roses, adam
Omnipotrevor: But then all the games require a connection to a server to work anyway
DaFhaye: @silenceaux So back in the day we had DVD players
ManWithTheMask13: Walk there and turn the gen on
saucemaster5000: that's a kong island fence
BrowneePointz: speaking of, Bandle City game mode next Season
frank_the_great: OPutbreak started in 2013, so it was 2013 era internet
BrowneePointz: let's go Yordle Enjoyers
Diabore: ok dad
TherapyforNarwhals: Video game logic says no
TheDevil_Risen: sick palisade bro
Fanklok: This guy looks like Markiplier
BrowneePointz: that's back when internet memes were still good
saucemaster5000: newgrounds baybee
BrowneePointz: 2013 was still Good internet. That was the year the YouTube Adpocalypse happened
lochnessseammonster: that is not true
TheMadChicken: its empty now
Nickiatori: Rick rolls and numa numa
Nigouki: oh it's so much worse
ButButTheJesus: 2007 we get Halo 3 internet
lochnessseammonster: 2007 was great
TheMadChicken: we are all bots in here
rosesmcgee: Where are they getting this power?
SnackPak_: internet is so different
ManWithTheMask13: THINK HOW GOOD BOOKS WOULD BE
JessieImproved: 2007 is pre-Youtube
TheMadChicken: beep boop
silenceaux: @DaFhaye so like I remember VHS, but I guess it's plausible these relics have survived
Nigouki: it's all social media platforms now and they're all dogshit
Cptasparagus: the US had average 31 mbps internet in 2013
BrowneePointz: Jessie
Fanklok: 2007 is peak Runescape
teaspoonC: Gamergate hadn't happened, objectively better internet
paulthemapguy: 2007-10 was peak internet, before it turned into corporate garbage
Omnipotrevor: So it would be my PSP full of downloaded games
Mazrae: Armor games, albino black shee0
itira: the internet is pure filth
GreyThey: Search engines actually found relevant pages back in those days
BrowneePointz: I don't know how to tell you this
ghyllnox: No AI summaries in 2013
TherapyforNarwhals: I like the internet when COD BO was new
BusTed: Search AOL Keyword: "Delusional"
BrowneePointz: but YouTube existed before 2007
paulthemapguy: I miss early youtube and early google
ManWithTheMask13: People would be reading so much
itira: @BusTed LUL
Mai_Andra: the internet fell apart when netscape went under
TheMadChicken: dem arms
BrowneePointz: internet back then wasn't always rosey. But it DEFINITELY got worse
Makrosian_Tay: It's not a time skip I can tell you that
saucemaster5000: internet hasn't been good since "you're the man now dog"
Cptasparagus: new challenger approaches
paulthemapguy: I miss when the Internet was nerds only
itira: those shoulders o.o
Cptasparagus: BTW this character is voiced by the same woman who voices Shin Chan (Laura Bailey)
TheMadChicken: oh god ihavent thought about YTMND In forever
BrowneePointz: This is the character you probably remember Chuds INSISTED had to be Trans cuz "Women can't be that buff in an Apocalypse"
lochnessseammonster: the internet is still good but it is definitely different
BrowneePointz: and i'm NOT joking
RealGamerCow: "Where have you been? Not the gym, obviously"
paulthemapguy: aint no orthodontists in zombietown
ManWithTheMask13: @BrowneePointz Unfortunately I remember that, yeah
ghyllnox: Been getting his hair cut obviously
BrowneePointz: LAURA BAILEYYYY
frank_the_great: Is this the strong woman people were angry about?
TherapyforNarwhals: PROPPER DICK TIME
BrowneePointz: Yes @frank_the_great
BusTed: So jolly
ButButTheJesus: heehee! haha! hoho!
ManWithTheMask13: she's a movement player
itira: LUL
TherapyforNarwhals: Actual snow dick?
paulthemapguy: the snow is deep! It's what I have to do!
Makrosian_Tay: God I'm so glad I missed the controversy around this game
BrowneePointz: the juxtaposition of Ben making her skip with Laura's smooth voice is hilarious
The_Timo: This is how I imagine Adam heads to the gym
EvilBadman: Meadows.
ButterBall000: Just a skip-idi all the way to the toilet
rosesmcgee: peer reviewed studies have shown skipping is the most efficient and coolest form of locomotion
Seth_Erickson: How goes it
BrowneePointz: he made a vagina
Seth_Erickson: I had to go eat dinner
gamercat88: its just a little guy
DaFhaye: I see a duck
Fanklok: Ben... do you know what a penis looks like???
TherapyforNarwhals: He "tried"
paulthemapguy: it's a grower not a shower
BrowneePointz: Ben is Ace, he doesn't know Penises, just Olive Garden breadsticks
ButButTheJesus: at's a spicy meat a ball!
protojman: how many owls do you think they're seeing
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saucemaster5000: damn he's right
itira: oooo
ManWithTheMask13: got me
Fanklok: I've totally seen one
JessieImproved: been keeping count?
saucemaster5000: I've seen "boogie nights"
Fanklok: Oh I'm sorry is t his a dick seeing competition?
paulthemapguy: Yeah well I've seen twenty and a HALF penises! boom
BrowneePointz: but what if. 1. 20...1...Guns...
xantos69: Now I am wondering how many I have seen. Wow...
ButButTheJesus: frostbite is fun!
johnnylongtorso: @paulthemapguy which half?
Stripe_dog: Everyone is lesbians
lochnessseammonster: i hope so
DaFhaye: Yeah it's kinda weirder to keep track of the amount of penises you have seen.
TherapyforNarwhals: Push
QuixoticScrivener: small world, and no one is your cousin
DaFhaye: I would never walk around that rock
TomatoKigu: One big lesbian polycule sounds like a great way to make a game, let's hope so
frank_the_great: Skyrim music
BusTed: 🛞
BrowneePointz: How about that long hair straight bangs Elena
Fanklok: Owen Wilson\
DaFhaye: Does the game let you jump off
ButButTheJesus: waow
Seth_Erickson: Say nothing for Wyoming if not that it at the very least has gorgeous views
ghyllnox: Kinky
TherapyforNarwhals: I have not played this game; Owen's gonna die, guarenteed
ManWithTheMask13: Okay but what if Birdie was in this game
TherapyforNarwhals: I'll make that bet
Seth_Erickson: The bet is cast
KeytarCat: @TherapyforNarwhals a girl can dream
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BrowneePointz: Damn, you're just gonna cancel the Therapy for the Narwhals? How heartless Adam
ButButTheJesus: everybody dies, zombies win, the end
TomatoKigu: I get it tho, owen does give off red shirt vibes
EvilBadman: Getting Toxx'd in 2025
paulthemapguy: aint no cities in Wyoming
ManWithTheMask13: what if his last name was Wilson tho
NotCainNorAbel: they were a 3 minute walk from their house and didn't know about the CITY?
Seth_Erickson: they're looking at Jackson Hole or whatever it's called
RealGamerCow: the patrol 100% would have come across them
paulthemapguy: you mean they walk to a place where they can see an undiscovered city, but they people on HORSES don't find it?
patrick_stonecrusher: you gotta say "Owen!" like Throw Momma From The Train
frank_the_great: PREGNAT?
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh DEFINETLY dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pregananant
Larkonus: She's pregananant?!
Fanklok: How an he know? There's no internet to ask Quora
frank_the_great: @Fanklok He used a luigi board
Thefluffiestguineapig: Revenge I assume
xantos69: There are 10 Million Fireflies.
Makrosian_Tay: Town is just ordinary folk
dumbo3k: Town was not firefly. Tommy used to be firefly
Jadaris: does mel have starch masks
BrowneePointz: Ravioli Ravioli give her Revengioli
Seth_Erickson: if they lit up the sky
BrowneePointz: You would not believe your ass
Seth_Erickson: It's a song I enjoy
xantos69: Stop the stream and play that
ManWithTheMask13: Ben
itira: Ben.
TherapyforNarwhals: Gaslight us once
frank_the_great: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and man is it cold
ButButTheJesus: honestly I still haven't heard it myself I just heard of it
paulthemapguy: Owl city was all the rage 12 years ago and then not at all
patrick_stonecrusher: homework assignment
ManWithTheMask13: dog shit ratio
Nickiatori: or each bug gives 10 000
YawnLance: The other 90% fucking hate him
dumbo3k: @paulthemapguy oh, so when the apocalypse happened in game
dutchmoose: 1000 hugs each I thought
ButButTheJesus: they can't all hug at once
hackingducks: maybe each bug is giving a 1000 hugs
Juliamon: Owl City was relevant for one (1) summer precisely
paulthemapguy: owl city caused the zombos, confirmed @dumbo3k
BrowneePointz: Nah Owl City stayed relevant later
voren_chalco: How many lightning bugs do you think it would take to constitute 1 hug?
hackingducks: in which case, it's like, 10 million hugs
BrowneePointz: cuz of Wreck it Ralph
teaspoonC: Were the Fireflies canonically named after that song? Timeline works it
xantos69: I always figured that all 10,000 bugs EACH gave you 1,000 hugs.
Seth_Erickson: they deserved more they had some other good songs
Nickiatori: they did the wreck it ralph song
Seth_Erickson: imo at least
RealGamerCow: that is untrue, it was half a summer
itira: that is true
SnackPak_: they had that song with Carly Rae, right?
Fanklok: I trust Juliamon over Ben
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, trust me, don't worry
saucemaster5000: how many would give me a thumbs up?
Serivus: they had a second summer where they had the duet with that other singer
vetr1c: Real professors of hug-anomics here
LostThePirate: I liked their song in Wreck It Ralph
NotCainNorAbel: 100%
Seth_Erickson: real hater hours, enjoyers stay strong
Makrosian_Tay: SingsMic When can I see you again? SingsNote
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
DMGlol: chats often reflect the streamer
raulghoulia: for most things
Mai_Andra: i saw the name "Owl City" come up on the radio the other day. Otherwise, I had never heard of them.
lochnessseammonster: i'm with ben on this one
Rootpotato: generally yes
Himyul: I would trust almost anyone over you
ButterBall000: Is Owl City the sequel to Owl House?
lamina5432: my cat just nocked my speaker off the table I missed the joke
TherapyforNarwhals: He had good music. Had.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
paulthemapguy: the song wasn't that bad it was just overplayed
DaFhaye: That's fair
ManWithTheMask13: IDK Ben...
Seth_Erickson: I reflect Ben
LostThePirate: XD
Forlorgen: I mean were all on cocaine in chat
SnackPak_: gottem
DaFhaye: When is Adam ever mean
lamina5432: like children 50% of both
BrowneePointz: yea the bigger issue is Fireflies got OBLITERATED on the radio from overplay
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
patrick_stonecrusher: we're talking about Owl City rn, therefore relevant
lochnessseammonster: i had to listen to that song at work for years PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: I reflect the fairest of them all
xantos69: Like Germany?
Fanklok: A reflection is an inverse of the real world soo
DaFhaye: Adam isn't mean he's just right
BrowneePointz: Like I road the Bus to school the year that song game out, and Fireflies would play FOUR! MORNINGS! OUT OF THE WEEK!
TherapyforNarwhals: Holy shit 2017 tweet relevant
paulthemapguy: it turned into a 3d sonic game for half a second!
Nickiatori: they did a song with the call me maybe girl and they did a song for Wreck it Ralph
vinewood_og: I reflect Big Sandwich, also the meanies
Cptasparagus: Mel certainly didnt get Mel pregnant, only men make decisions
DaFhaye: I was supposed to be helping?
ManWithTheMask13: Adam's true morgan freeman gif
ManWithTheMask13: Does that help?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think people are trying to help you necessarily here Adam LUL
saucemaster5000: look they aren't opinions if you're just the best
xantos69: Maybe they thaw out in spring?
Seth_Erickson: not necessarily
TherapyforNarwhals: They hibernate
chanterelleton: they're mushrooms
Thefluffiestguineapig: I bet that's why the city is built here
MechaKuuga: No they are fungi
The_Timo: not plant
ManWithTheMask13: Depends
BrowneePointz: You can't kill Mushrooms in any way that matters
gamercat88: haha chill
Himyul: the corpse is more chill
Makrosian_Tay: That's not how you use Quid Pro Quo LUL
BusTed: ope
ManWithTheMask13: "chill out, dickwad"
chanterelleton: which, also don't typically stay bloomed during freezing weather, but the mycelium lives
Nickiatori: a snombie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Nigouki: she seems to be an angy sort, not the easily scared sort
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
paulthemapguy: Rollin around at the speed of sound
frank_the_great: Patient fucker
NarishmaReborn: worst ski trip
DaFhaye: I'm amazed the zombie can move
Blakemcm: mikiri counter
BrowneePointz: Yea I cannot stress enough how functionally immortal Mushrooms are
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that guy wanting to go live in the city so his pregnant wife can have medical care is beyond valid
ManWithTheMask13: what a whiff punish
The_Timo: Melee Effective? uh oh
Blakemcm: melee build
betweenmyself: use what you learned earlier! THROW SNOWBALLS!
silenceaux: But wouldn't a corpse literally freeze solid out here
itira: daaaamn
TherapyforNarwhals: She stronk
Seth_Erickson: Abby goddamn
ManWithTheMask13: Based
Thefluffiestguineapig: this woman deciding that revenge makes everyone else betrayers for wanting to live in a city with resources is stupid
Fanklok: Why are you using a manufactured gun when Abby has all natural guns
pn55: I mean, Abby can do melee for sure.
ghyllnox: Muscles for punching
johnnylongtorso: slappy zombies are less deadly than bitey zombies
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz That doesn't change how fragile the human body is
pn55: She buff
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
BrowneePointz: It's like they learned that the gameplay in the first game was kinda...eh
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam with the moaning again
The_Timo: I've been thinking about making a Zombies Ate MY Neighbours remake, could get you to do screams in that
gamercat88: Abby a rugby player
raulghoulia: guns are right here
paulthemapguy: The first sequel is always melee. Super Last Brothers: Melee
DaFhaye: Abby has two guns
Seth_Erickson: Abby has fuckin hands
pn55: She's got two guns already!
NarishmaReborn: ya got two of 'em right here
noSmokeFire: she doesn't have a medical degree
Makrosian_Tay: I will say, the reload controls in this game are stupid
betweenmyself: holistic healing
noSmokeFire: thinks her arm's her shoulder smh
Astramentha: alright chat just came in what’d I miss
Seth_Erickson: Dr. Mundo posting
Makrosian_Tay: @astramentha according to chat, everyone is dying
ManWithTheMask13: @Astramentha Paul wouldn't give them a cocaine budget
thatguysteve2709: We are in our cocaine arc
TherapyforNarwhals: @Astramentha They snorted a few lines
saucemaster5000: adam did so much blow
Astramentha: @manwiththemask13 D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's hilarious first date story
DaFhaye: Deck of us
BrowneePointz: 27 Hours, but a horror game
Astramentha: @makrosian_tay Technically true
Darleysam: there was that one you played where you only had one arm
Fanklok: You already played the crawling around game
BrowneePointz: 127 hours*
noSmokeFire: move over backrooms, it's time for underrooms
paulthemapguy: a horror game where you're under a bed that has no edge and goes on forever
Cptasparagus: this sounds like a foot fetish game tbh
raulghoulia: you already played that game it. it had backpack management
Makrosian_Tay: Well everyone I gotta go, but I hope you enjoy the game! Can't wait to watch this VoD
The_Timo: I'm making one now called Crawl Space... it's deadspace but all crawling
thatguysteve2709: Sorry Ben I hate it
hackingducks: buncha haters
paulthemapguy: Time to strike while the bar is still in the toilet!
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO ADAM
GreyThey: That was an in-vent-ive title, Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just watched Adam almost do a spit take all over the streaming PC
DaFhaye: If Oblivion can get a remaster why not
itira: gottem
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
lamina5432: did you see who the balatro developer sent to accept the award
ManWithTheMask13: it's just that easy
saucemaster5000: "he's talking about roosters and titmouses"
frank_the_great: Man, Fuck Steve
ButterBall000: If you were going to make a game, what kind of game would it be?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
johnnylongtorso: aww, the kid needed to learn about cocaine
hackingducks: jimbo the clown
Seth_Erickson: Jimbo accepted teh reward yeah
Darleysam: so the guy who plays the clown man, is the former neighbour of a friend of mine
kimmibeans: I'm surprised there are still so many infected. You would think at this point they would mostly be dying out
TheMerricat: _The_ clown man, that they used to adverties it.
ManWithTheMask13: game doesn't have any cocaine 0/10
BrowneePointz: Uh...depends on the ZOmbie
Fanklok: Balatro is a game where you do basic math wearing a fun costume
TherapyforNarwhals: They...breathe
BrowneePointz: these ones require on a living Body
TherapyforNarwhals: Skeletons are reanimated
Fanklok: She's breaking their necks
spurius: these are not dead zombies
Himyul: that's not how fungus zombies work
lamina5432: these zombies are parasites
ManWithTheMask13: yeah but skeletons are cool
Stripe_dog: These zombies aren't dead they're controlled by a parasitic fungus
raulghoulia: they make mouth noises, they breathe
saucemaster5000: zombies choke on their regrets
brainbosh: These kinds arent dead tho?
QuixoticScrivener: what if skeletons breath through their bones?
ManWithTheMask13: Skeletons are better
frank_the_great: Skeletons are magic, zombies are science
Serivus: @ManWithTheMask13 Yet. It does not have any cocaine yet
TheMerricat: @kimmibeans plenty of fools to feed them.
silenceaux: The mechanism that animates zombies is ill defined
ghyllnox: They're not *dead* dead, they're biologically hypnotized
Seth_Erickson: because the body still has to breath
Himyul: the fungus requires a living host
TheMerricat: Reminder, zombies in this game aren't dead they are infected.
definenull: The death rattles are great
BrowneePointz: The Fungus doesn't "kill" the body. They're parasites and require the host to still be alive
ButButTheJesus: do fungi use air?
thatguysteve2709: Best death noise yet
patrick_stonecrusher: Balatro is an amazing lunch break/ bus ride game
saucemaster5000: Ai AI? Monkey ball?
voren_chalco: Perfect take, no notes
paulthemapguy: ai ai ai I'm a little butterfly
RealGamerCow: I make that noise when i whack my knee on the edge of the desk
kimmibeans: I just assumed it wasn't a choke so much as snapping the spinal column
ManWithTheMask13: no charged gladius?
frank_the_great: Um actually
Seth_Erickson: you're so wrong Adam
BrowneePointz: Look, my one skill is random bullshit trivia, let me have this
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
ManWithTheMask13: you're so right, Adam
YawnLance: Wow Adam you're always so correct
Dog_of_Myth: You're so wrong Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: Yes daddy?
gamercat88: we yes and earlier for cocaine
Cptasparagus: speak truth to power
frank_the_great: Good joke streamer
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Astramentha: so true
ManWithTheMask13: streamer w
kimmibeans: Yes Adam uWu
ButButTheJesus: W W
itira: you want more yes people? be right more often :))
lamina5432: you're so wrong adam
Boon_33: yes, and W
The_Timo: well when that is true I'll say it
paulthemapguy: There's some kind of bullshit zombie science, who am I to say I know how it works
Mai_Andra: You're so right, Adam. Just not about that.
EvilBadman: Clip this shit I was here W
saucemaster5000: you are showing me the way to samsara holy man
dougma: your so right adam. so true, so true, streamer w, streamer w...that make you feel better?
Boon_33: FBtouchdown
ManWithTheMask13: @EvilBadman LUL
BrowneePointz: SaitAb..ma
Boon_33: get punched??
MWGNZ: PowerUpL hifunkSickest PowerUpR
paulthemapguy: Adam is the best at science
BrowneePointz: That was a door splitter
thatguysteve2709: I agree with the chocking part I believe it is more about getting arm under chin to keep mouth closed tho
dougma: cool! your so right adam. so true, so true, streamer w, streamer w
BrowneePointz: Season 2 sucks
Boon_33: abby kills Zombies with her fists.
ManWithTheMask13: So true, Adam
BrowneePointz: They gave everyone too much cake
ReddestSix: It blew itself up
DaFhaye: What happened to Tekken?
Fanklok: Haha yeah Adam, so true my streamer
paulthemapguy: Is the fighting good enough to play this on oki oki fight club
BrowneePointz: Basically they overcharged everyone WAY too much
KeytarCat: Wasn't tekken always comedy?
ManWithTheMask13: The Phi clip of him winning a set and immediately quitting and booting up SF6
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds hilarious
BrowneePointz: A whole "too much dessert ruins a meal"
DaFhaye: It's a 3D fighter!!!! It's the whole point!
BrowneePointz: it's REAL bad
Boon_33: the side-yeet
definenull: I mean you have a bear that has a fish torpedo, I'm p sure tekken was never meant to be serious
betweenmyself: they coded a move that accidentally allowed characters to use each other’s moves pennyWhat
lochnessseammonster: amazing PrideLaugh
ButterBall000: King
paulthemapguy: Tekken is for EXPERTS
gamercat88: and it had Tekken Bowling
saucemaster5000: there's a great bug where a char can steal an enemie's moveset
BrowneePointz: Like Max DOOD is basically done until they fix the Season Ben
ManWithTheMask13: And the bigot
DaFhaye: The T Rex was in Tekken 3
Rootpotato: yoshimitsu my king
BrowneePointz: MAX. do you know how hard it is to make MAX stop playing your game?
NotCainNorAbel: not getting hit, too powerful
Darleysam: try tekken dis throw
DaFhaye: That's so dumb
ManWithTheMask13: It's so funny
Seth_Erickson: so they decided to nuke sidestepping from Orbit
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Oh wow. It's that bad?
BrowneePointz: Yea
Fanklok: Yeah but Tekken has Gon
Boon_33: cold hoofs?
ReddestSix: Great rage art idea: dropping a safe on em
saucemaster5000: don't worry I'm sure sf6 season 3 will be completely uncontrovertial
paulthemapguy: wtf that would kill the horse! Dont walk in 0 degree water!
graal_smith: My main in Soul Caliber was Voldo
DaFhaye: Like I can't imagine a game just getting rid of one of it's main features
Seth_Erickson: it's not
graal_smith: Hooves
silenceaux: I genuinely don't know how horse circulation works
Fanklok: Hores are immune to the cold everyone knows that
TherapyforNarwhals: Horses aren't giraffes Adam
ManWithTheMask13: Common Ben L
Darleysam: horse could be an asshole
saucemaster5000: this horse doesn't put the shopping cart back
BrowneePointz: @Dog_of_Myth yea, he was SO disappointed. I've never seen him literally rant from disappointment
itira: @TherapyforNarwhals LUL
The_Timo: Maybe it's not so bad since they're on their finger tips? lol dunno
Saintnex: I mean, their hooves would feel nothing tbh
paulthemapguy: if you stand in a puddle of 0 degree water your legs stop working. then you fall in and your whole body stops working.
Blakemcm: lol i need romance in the apocalypses
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
definenull: Ben is the designated L carrier
Himyul: are you doing donuts with a horse?
ManWithTheMask13: Ben's keeping Adam hardstuck in Bronze
Seth_Erickson: you are a wolf?
betweenmyself: boys just missed confirmation that Ellie has a tattoo now pennyWhat
Omthebox: Is that what we're calling it now
saucemaster5000: Adam would be high master if it wasn't for every other char in the game
Boon_33: inside adam there are 3 wolves
Fanklok: Best review I ever saw "After 5000 hours I learned that games did not have 9 idiots but in fact they had 10"
WiJohn: This is not what garages are for people
BrowneePointz: give em the ole stick n poke
Omthebox: The roof
BrowneePointz: "My cheeks clap so hard I give a round of applause when I walk"
ManWithTheMask13: Stable
WiJohn: It's a garage?
Seth_Erickson: what is a horse if not a manual car
lochnessseammonster: got my first kitchen table tattoo from a friend last month PrideUwu
niccus: where's all the horse shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: They require footing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
saucemaster5000: a garage is a car stable and a bedroom is a garage for people
ManWithTheMask13: But you can but farm animals in stables
NotCainNorAbel: KISS!~
ManWithTheMask13: Also stables can be multi-level
DaFhaye: You know. Yeah. A garage really is just a stable
agentofsaruman69: what kind of horse do you think they're parking in that garage? mustangs?
graal_smith: Is a kitchen table really that popular of a tatoo?
ghyllnox: Personal stables have largely already stopped existing
saucemaster5000: also fisthtanks are submarines for fish
Omthebox: And then she kickflips off the rail
paulthemapguy: Grand Teton National Park is beautiful fr
ButButTheJesus: how long till we power cars with hay
ManWithTheMask13: Also Dio didn't write a song about a garageboy, so they must suck
Boon_33: @ghyllnox tell that to the rich
MWGNZ: eugine stopped taking coke
Larkonus: He just stopped being funny. You know, when he died.
TherapyforNarwhals: Started dark then he was old
patrick_stonecrusher: now hes on tarkir
Thefluffiestguineapig: I fucking can't
Fanklok: That is some impressive core strength
ManWithTheMask13: Adam would be able to do it.
BrowneePointz: You counterbalance your weight
TherapyforNarwhals: No
DaFhaye: I still think it was wild that you could get a tattoo at Magiccon
thatguysteve2709: Eugene over here climbing rope at 73 goals!
paulthemapguy: pull on rope and do the walkies
RealGamerCow: the trick is leaning back far enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a partial elbow replacement
Boon_33: lul
itira: LOL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
paulthemapguy: we have a new loading ready live challenge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam has the giggles today
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
YawnLance: I can't see a way this bit could go wrong
Omthebox: I mean, he would
Kramburger: I mean Ben, if you think you can do it...
Boon_33: Ben wearing a life jacket under his shirt. :)
BrowneePointz: As long as you have a decent grip strength and the Rope is secured right you can do it
betweenmyself: just flip the camera on its side and walk normally while golding a rope… Easy peasy riffYeti
DaFhaye: I can't do it
paulthemapguy: I thought we all believed Ben could do it
Seth_Erickson: you're so right Adam
ButButTheJesus: halp. dying
BrowneePointz: @YawnLance Now there's a Sub Name I haven't seen in a while
Omthebox: How do I get down!?
ManWithTheMask13: Where's the cocaine
graal_smith: Ben's gonna look for rope, but not for that reason
betweenmyself: *holding a rope
Cptasparagus: front door is for WINNERS
Nigouki: hehe, Chad Willy
Seth_Erickson: speed writer over here
Seth_Erickson: damn
definenull: Dang she's a fast writer
ManWithTheMask13: Do you think Chad and Willy could climb up that wall
itira: wrote that fast with gloves on too
rosesmcgee: Adam could write that fast
paulthemapguy: omg you can use national park fire lookouts as outputs in the zombie apocalypse. galaxy brain idea.
Boon_33: Can Ben write?
paulthemapguy: outposts*
EvilBadman: Ya got a roll of paper
DaFhaye: Can you write that fast with good hand writing tho
paulthemapguy: adderall in powder form
betweenmyself: Picasso, well known for cranking his art out fast as hell riffThink
ManWithTheMask13: That's because Adderall's for closers, Adam
ManWithTheMask13: Come on
Seth_Erickson: you're so right Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself He did do entire paintings in a single TV special
saucemaster5000: goddamn he's right again
Fanklok: Adam can write fast but he needs his custom ink and quill
graal_smith: Adderall is for Openers
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 How does he do it
EvilBadman: ABC Adderalls be closers
BrowneePointz: The Fit hit the Shan
NotCainNorAbel: maybe it is a feel good game
Boon_33: wooo
Boon_33: rotate that bong!
Seth_Erickson: Eugene was hitting that weed 👀
pn55: WDYM? It's just a peaceful winter walking simulator.
saucemaster5000: it's one of those bongs for cocaine
dutchmoose: like a lightsaber
paulthemapguy: That's numberbong, let's rotate the glassware!
thatguysteve2709: Damn curse that poor boy harder Ben
Cptasparagus: we should get them to predict the order in which character dies
gualdhar: "was" Eugenes, ours now!
BrowneePointz: Okay this is funny as hell knowing that Ellie's VA is ALSO a Toker
gamercat88: what no pipe
ButButTheJesus: i don't know how to weed
Nigouki: you were bong friends with your supervisor?
Juliamon: damn, even in the zombie apocalypse it's still illegal in the US
Boon_33: hahahah
SnackPak_: classic
Seth_Erickson: they baited you
Thefluffiestguineapig: heheheheheh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
neisan2112: OOOHHH NOOOOO
letsbelgo: oh nooooo
saucemaster5000: did nothing wrong
itira: hahaha
saucemaster5000: shot the puck
Seth_Erickson: They lead you right into the beginner's trap
Fanklok: I've never done that
ButterBall000: I would have done it too
Omthebox: How are you supposed to use it
lochnessseammonster: i haven't but i would PrideLaugh
neisan2112: I almost definitely have done that before
frank_the_great: *Casts stone*
NonjaBiru: How big a stone we talkin?
omdorastrix: If you followed that action laughing like that...
ManWithTheMask13: streamer w
Seth_Erickson: Like me
Juliamon: I've also never used a bong (inhaled doesn't do shit for me)
Boon_33: the dry bow, not the wet pipe
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
hackingducks: i've never done that either... such luxury having both a bong and another smokable passing
BrowneePointz: I've never done a weed cuz that costs money
Omthebox: Why is it so complicated
kimmibeans: I bet weed was the cure the whole time
gamercat88: and someone else blows
Juliamon: you pull the vapor thru the water to cool it
Orxolon: i wouldn't know anything about it
graal_smith: Adam, don't blow smoke up my ass
saucemaster5000: Damn my ass is so high
Orxolon: XD
TherapyforNarwhals: Ad break? I gotta pee
varmintx0: this stream is so educational
Boon_33: Adam, you're going to send people to the hospital for butt injury.
rosesmcgee: I have been using them wrong my whole life and I need some mouthwash
Omthebox: Too much for me
austintatious89: I was in a smoke circle in college and the guy inn front of me put the joint in his nose so I walked away
protojman: first time i used one everyone started pointing and making a noise at me after i hit it. i made up some ritual where after you finish the bowl you're supposed to drink the water. i started tilting it back before they yelled at me to clear the chamber
niccus: can you demonstrate for us
Orxolon: yeah ad break so we can pee?
omdorastrix: @Omthebox To keep the smoke from getting away.. shit'z expensive yo
itira: im too high for this conversation
KeytarCat: It's a pipe with extra steps
lochnessseammonster: i'm with om PrideLaugh
ButterBall000: It looks more complicated than it is.
Seth_Erickson: You're so right OmtheBox
NotCainNorAbel: I'll stick to snorting coke
paulthemapguy: who wants to drink some weeds with me
EvilBadman: Tony Stark smoked this in a CAVE with an APPLE
betweenmyself: just grind it into a fine paste and rub it into your eyes like normal people pennyWhat
kimmibeans: Weed makes me think moonshine is a good idea. The only times I have ever been hungover were from weed.
Himyul: where does the water go?
saucemaster5000: once you add water you need a plumber to get high
BrowneePointz: I just Raw Dog Reality
Omthebox: Acquiring the weeds is the step too much
vinewood_og: Beej: "Hey hey hey hey. Wait until you're 18."
omdorastrix: Ugh!
SnackPak_: that's mean
PaperDoopliss: If I wanted to boil water I would cook a meal
YawnLance: Gotta use every part of the bong
itira: sloosh it through your teeth
ButterBall000: lmao, Adam
hackingducks: and now we're all in the ER
ManWithTheMask13: So true, Adam
Nigouki: bong water is used to boil the hot dogs for the munchies
DaFhaye: It is always an awkward moment when someone hands you a piece you haven't used before and they just expect you to know how
saucemaster5000: I did genuinely think you were supposed to drink the water and luckily had good friends
empyreon: FrogPonder
Omthebox: Stronger. Better, Dumb-ass's
Kramburger: We're just normal men
Seth_Erickson: common Ben AW
TheDevil_Risen: ouch
ManWithTheMask13: Common streamer w
ButButTheJesus: just innocent men
definenull: Mixed
BrowneePointz: Adam IS the Curly of LRR
paulthemapguy: ooo
Boon_33: nothing ventured, nothing gained/
lamina5432: the new generation of dumbass is already here
BrowneePointz: Ben is probably the Larry
Omthebox: Damn, Adams got hands. his own
teeyeezey: First time I dipped was at a party and I chewed it because I thought it was chewing tobacco
omdorastrix: Ben... You think that's weird. This one time at a party we were smoking the devil's lettuse and some kid chucked a roach into the bong water...
pn55: Ohh, Japan is the horse's name
Mai_Andra: oh, Japan is the name of Dina's horse...
ManWithTheMask13: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who lives in the US they are already here
BrowneePointz: my friend has a Pirahna Plant Bong
empyreon: major dumbass, reporting for duty! riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: And they are mostly boomers
dutchmoose: theres a bong with a tactical grip
Omthebox: Where is my picatinny rail bongs at
BrowneePointz: I wanna go out like my dad did. Fucking a toaster. And not like how everyone else in the Swimming Pool did.
ManWithTheMask13: do you think they still have pitted prunes in this apocalypse
Fanklok: From the cobbler Adam...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Scavenging
saucemaster5000: from the cobbler adam. Keep up
Seth_Erickson: you just reuse shows Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: Repairthem?
omdorastrix: Dave's Shoe Warehouse
The_Timo: hit up those collectors homes
Boon_33: the cooper makes shoes
kimmibeans: I mean, they have leather and you can *make* shoes
lamina5432: how many shoes are still in famous footwear
saucemaster5000: "that zombie has light ups! Get him!"
Cptasparagus: yeah like a footlocker would supply their town for 50 years
ManWithTheMask13: zombie with some Js
spurius: where are they getting the horses, thats what I want to know
NotCainNorAbel: shoe tree
thatguysteve2709: He pumped 4 times we fucked now
BrowneePointz: Cobblers don't exist
RealGamerCow: zombie with heelies
DaFhaye: I imagine finding a fresh pair of shoes has to be one of the best finds
Darleysam: and one kid has a pair of heelies
spo8n: you can grow food
spo8n: shoes will run out
Seth_Erickson: yeah but you can also go without either of those things
Omthebox: I'm built different. Dont need them
Fanklok: Yes it does...
ManWithTheMask13: Did all of the cobblers die?
HadesLeprechaun: I liked in the Fallout show they show the Ghoul just like, looting new clothing off of bodies he comes across
kimmibeans: You can *make* underwear
Boon_33: sneakerheads rule the wastelands now./
lamina5432: I'm more about the TP
LostThePirate: Fabric's a lot easier to make than leather and rubber.
InconsiderateHat: Boxers are an easy sew job
DaFhaye: What's better in the apocalypse. New shoes or new socks?
thatguysteve2709: They are not making elastic in the apocalypse
lochnessseammonster: i make underwear for a living
NotCainNorAbel: easier to sew new underwear than make new boots; but making boots can be done
BrowneePointz: new socks
Boon_33: rip moose
ManWithTheMask13: I was hungry
Omthebox: Its a Christmass moose
omdorastrix: The Foot clan takes on a whole new meaning in a post apocalyptice foot-locker control
ButButTheJesus: @lochnessseammonster ooh neat
RealGamerCow: new socks
saucemaster5000: if you sleep naked your dreams might see you!
Scy_Anide: Is it sleeping?
BrowneePointz: Without the Socks you'll literally rub your feet raw and die
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate Depends, leather I would argue is same degree of difficulty
NarishmaReborn: good socks are so important for walking
betweenmyself: shoes, underwear and bongs can all be crafted out of apples… Mother nature provides
thatguysteve2709: Jail
graal_smith: So fresh, so clean
InconsiderateHat: @lochnessseammonster Tell me more
TheAwkes: In an arid place I might get way without socks or underwear, but here in Vancouver or back home in Halifax ain't no way.
Omthebox: Bong
spo8n: remy?
Seth_Erickson: Jimmy
The_Timo: Duder
Himyul: Adam
ButterBall000: Baltimore the Horse
ghyllnox: Japan was the one they took the blanket of
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
graal_smith: He's got a point, it is for horses
Nigouki: just set it on fire
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends, mare or gelding?
saucemaster5000: "Chevy Pontiac"
Nigouki: fuck it
betweenmyself: Dog… Dog the Horse
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam's riding adam?
Stripe_dog: Can I ride Adam?
Kramburger: More like Adam SNORE-lock
ManWithTheMask13: I'd name my giraffe Adam
lochnessseammonster: short for Nostradamus
Mazrae: Adam is riding Adam
TheAwkes: Do you get to use your knife more than once in this game?!
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Boon_33: They were asking Ben.
BrowneePointz: Speaking of, someone did a Side by Side shot of Emma Frost by Dagger and Sue Storm and she a BIG. LADY>
Omthebox: Adam Horselock
Himyul: time to go saddle up Adam
Seth_Erickson: classic Miyazaki door there
Thefluffiestguineapig: For my animals I have to meet them first
Nigouki: Adam is more of a trotting horse, nor a galloping one?
Boon_33: onlyBens
definenull: Elaborate.
ManWithTheMask13: Curious
saucemaster5000: If you were a centaur and saw a really nice horse ass are you turned on?
bv310: Wheeler just felt a chill run up his spine
BrowneePointz: Ben from Breaking Benjamin? Kind of a fucking asshole
GasCityGaming: Ben Stein
betweenmyself: If you want to get on Adam’s good side, feed him carrots and brush his hair
trebuchetboy: Im telling Wheeler
Stripe_dog: Ben Dover
Kramburger: Ben HATES Ben Swallow
Omnipotrevor: Ben Grimm?
Boon_33: Benbutton
frank_the_great: Other Franks are either friends or foes
BrowneePointz: KOBE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do NOT touch my hair
Boon_33: knifey knifey
ManWithTheMask13: Damn, they got sugarglass?
Omthebox: Daaamn
xantos69: Just like Mal in the Firefly movie.
Darleysam: the man Sherlock Holmes can't discombobulate
ManWithTheMask13: It's not a weird sentence
Forlorgen: Youd reallly like Frieren Ben
Scy_Anide: I'd be real confused if someone touched my hair cuz I shave my head.
Forlorgen: if you like head rubs
saucemaster5000: I don't like barbers cause I have to make small talk to a stranger with knives to my head
lamina5432: I try not to head pat shorter people it is a temtation
BrowneePointz: Frieren has lots of Head Pats
BrowneePointz: Insane mostly
Boon_33: find the hidden door simulator
Seth_Erickson: they didn't make the indicator yellow so Ben immediately got lost Kappa
Forlorgen: so many head pats brownee
Slick_011: I’m watching yall while working!
ManWithTheMask13: If someone touches my hair they have to beat me FT10, it's the rule
Fanklok: Is that an Apiary?
Seth_Erickson: I work at Steve Jobs
saucemaster5000: surgery
itira: get back to wooork
frank_the_great: Bro, you're also working
mulligan2six: Are they single? Baptized?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please do not dox yourself
Slick_011: I work with taxes!
Boon_33: 867-5309
Forlorgen: Just finding new ways to kill people adam
Himyul: I'm watching you while you work
betweenmyself: there it is, Ellie’s knife kill Demon Face
danieljhogan: Sneaky sneaky, stabby stabby
ManWithTheMask13: He's the goat
ManWithTheMask13: So true, Adam
Nigouki: wait, Fugi is in glorious Nippon?
LostThePirate: I miss Fugi
Slick_011: you got to make money to get money
kimmibeans: You are very fun! :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy watching this stream
saucemaster5000: Ben thinks a lot of interesting things
Fanklok: Haha yeah Adam! So true my streamer.
Scy_Anide: She likes to savor the moment. It's intimate.
Darleysam: top-viewed TLoU2 stream on Twitch PogChamp
Himyul: the light going out in their eyes is what fuels me
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh, God I just got the movie snow town murder vibes
betweenmyself: make sure to swivel the camera while doing Knife Kills… Ellie is terrifying riffGasp
Himyul: viagra?
gamercat88: uppies
graal_smith: @gamercat88 Beat me to it
YawnLance: Hmmm
Fanklok: Classic men
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
Omthebox: My existence is torture
saucemaster5000: aquaman's tinder profile
Slick_011: Just a few hours left to file your taxes!
Larkonus: Fishwomen fearwant me.
YawnLance: Character development
lochnessseammonster: mermaids?
Boon_33: Elle's the man on the recon team.
Fanklok: You could do that one day at the climbing gym Ben
saucemaster5000: it's on my bucket list to yell "get him" in all seriousness
graal_smith: Sorry, sorry sorry, you can hit me back, don't tell mom!
Darleysam: hope so
ManWithTheMask13: I hope
The_Timo: we can only hope
graal_smith: Can't be Jimmy Fallon, he was too funny
EvilBadman: Did he stare at the camera a lot
teaspoonC: So in bed uh.. are you the one giving the boost or the one reaching a hand out?
Omthebox: "Are you clean?" asks the bong haver
Slick_011: did he write a thank you note?
kimmibeans: Wait, does no one in the city know that Ellie is immune?
PipeSmokingOwl: Last of Mod that replaces all clickers with jimmy fallon and james corbyn?
graal_smith: Gwen Paltows' head
PipeSmokingOwl: open song
Cptasparagus: weeds theme song
Boon_33: little boxes on the hillside
ShaneLeeAtk: Weeds
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
PipeSmokingOwl: from some hbo show?
betweenmyself: @kimmibeans just Joel and his brother I believe
Kramburger: It was the theme to Weeds
itira: vaugley recall
PipeSmokingOwl: Weeds!
lochnessseammonster: yes
ManWithTheMask13: I think its a song
thatguysteve2709: I have heard it no idea where it's from
ManWithTheMask13: but I'm also not old
Mai_Andra: Yes, I have definitely heard of that song.
Omnipotrevor: I do. I had to listen to it in a class about old sci-fi stories
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me neither
Stripe_dog: Adam doesn't know super popular song Fireflies by Owl City but he does know whatever that was.
Himyul: if you'd watched weeds, you'd know how to bong properly
Boon_33: little boxes made if ticky-tacky
Boon_33: little boxes all the same
ghyllnox: Y'all running a break tonight?
Mai_Andra: With the lady from R.E.D. (with Bruce Willis)
HondoTrigger: there's no way that's true
Boon_33: F
Omthebox: I would not argue that
PipeSmokingOwl: get wreckt
Saintnex: lol
Darleysam: o7
definenull: F
gamercat88: lmao
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saucemaster5000: hahaha wow streamer so right so enlightened
Darleysam: game got bit
Nigouki: F
TheMadChicken: oh shii
Phazon_Kiwi: Ruh roh
TherapyforNarwhals: Is that time for an ad?
ButButTheJesus: F
ghyllnox: o7
Forlorgen: Shoulda updated those drivers
Scy_Anide: Off to a great stop
HondoTrigger: annnnd roll credits
Slick_011: The End!
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
graal_smith: I COULD. Don't wanna
Stripe_dog: Yeah?
Omthebox: REMIX
ladyjojo1987:
PhuzNutz: F
pn55: lrrFINE
TheMadChicken: good stream
xantos69: Well they did warn you to update
Boon_33: get... ok we live here now?
Mai_Andra: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Stripe_dog: And?
KeytarCat: Break time!
definenull: ggs ggs ggs
johnnylongtorso: well, that's the last of us then
BusTed: ggs ggs
attackllama31: sad trombone
plundypops: lol
NotCainNorAbel: I was once explained the Punisher movie as "no spoilers, but he punishes'
Seth_Erickson: gg
HondoTrigger: send the crash report cowards
Snakebyte36: that's what you get for listening to chat about drivers
itira: Adam what did you DO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooow
Darleysam: damn, short game
NorthstarTex: gg
Juliamon: ~launch week~
Darleysam: weird ending
Boon_33: that seems to be the problem?
Slick_011: Good game
dutchmoose: break time?
Tangsm: Go ahead. Explain the problem
Singenmeister: here’s the song on Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Boxes
TherapyforNarwhals: @Darleysam LUL
pn55: Time for a break? :D
RealGamerCow: "Game not as good on cocaine"
Forlorgen: Ask them for some Coke
Boon_33: the screenshot will really help with that.
Omthebox: ThE and send
betweenmyself: second season of TLoU also has a sudden hard crash to desktop during the first episode riffYeti
graal_smith: Brilliant Storytelling, Adam
ButButTheJesus: "and we're out of coke"
ContingentCat: @Singenmeister there's a pretty good rabbit hole to go down with that artist
PhuzNutz: If Adam's rants actually broke games, we'd never finish a game
Boon_33: 10/10 no notes
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saucemaster5000: while they are gone, who's got the cookies we agreed to share with only chat and not them?
KeytarCat: "You have an ad blocker, would you like to avoid ads by paying for TURBO?" fuck off twitch
rosesmcgee: HolidayCookie Right here @saucemaster5000
saucemaster5000: yum.
rosesmcgee: Windows, is that you?
pn55: Boop?
LostThePirate: ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Windows?
patrick_stonecrusher: blubalubu
TheAwkes: Bloop-a-doop
TheDevil_Risen: hello windows
ManWithTheMask13: The ghost of windows past
vinewood_og: Yarp
Fanklok: That was the new video drivers trying to get in
TheDevil_Risen: welcome back\
Fanklok: But I was about to get up to go pee
Nickiatori: phew saved by autpsave
ManWithTheMask13: I don't wanna wake up
saucemaster5000: that's some fucking NIer automata bs
teaspoonC: So you would never play a sequel on steam again?
Fanklok: i DIDN'T HAVE TO PEE THEN
Fanklok: oops
Kramburger: Taking you to the store page would be a funny joke
Fanklok: What was the plot of Fear the Spotlight?
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
saucemaster5000: I have a cheese platter.
silenceaux: I'm imagining a quiz like that but it's determining what optional events did or did not happen in the past
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
BusTed: StinkyCheese
saucemaster5000: camembert
saucemaster5000: I mean nacho cheese FUCK
BusTed: gottem
Fanklok: Ok Adam, what did Ben just say
gualdhar: And Adam wonders why he's popular with non-fanous lesbians? He plays all the lesbians games
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam what did Ben just say?
Fanklok: Yeah you have to ban Ferisar
teaspoonC: Okay but how many gorillas walked across the background
Kramburger: Run the Tape!
frank_the_great: Okay, but what was Joel's daughter's name?
TheDevil_Risen: Gruyère
Kramburger: Adam and Ben are a bonded pair
MrVirite: Cheer100 Good job remembering that thing
lochnessseammonster: absolute unit
pn55: Yep
saucemaster5000: Ellie 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
frank_the_great: You got this one
Fanklok: Why doe Ellie need a mask?
gualdhar: The Proto-Ellie
KeytarCat: "Her name was princess!"
ManWithTheMask13: @Fanklok Masks are cool...
betweenmyself: @fanklok keeping up appearences
frank_the_great: You're allowed to play TLOU2 now
Omthebox: Yeah I got another question. Why do they call it a Roach
ContingentCat: it's called fashion
saucemaster5000: I'd fucking brag about it
LathosTiran: immune doesnt stop allergies Kappa
saucemaster5000: make a t shirt
RealGamerCow: That's how you get Firefly'd
MrVirite: Spores are probably not good for the lungs even if you're immune
TheDevil_Risen: its covid sheek Kappa
Omthebox: Headcannon accepted
LordZarano: Breathing spores isn't healthy even if you're immune
TheAwkes: Even if you're immune breathing in normal dusty shit is a bad idea
graal_smith: I thought it was because it got stained and if you see one they're EVERYWHERE
gualdhar: It's an old meme sir, but it checks out
Fanklok: What?
NotCainNorAbel: say waht
ghyllnox: You what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If in doubt: wear a mask
betweenmyself: soul read in one!
gamercat88: back in my day glue was okay.... i mean what
ManWithTheMask13: Let him cook
RealGamerCow: What's Jerry Oconnell up to?
ManWithTheMask13: hold, hold
ManWithTheMask13: game sux
betweenmyself: damn
TheAwkes: 42-06-90, next.
DarknessKingCoH: How many people would be able to play the sequels to Kojima's games.
Mai_Andra: 69 04 20 (obvious)
betweenmyself: can press X to have documents be legible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH 1, Kojima
Fanklok: I dout Kojima would know who Hot Coldman is
TheDevil_Risen: clickers
gamercat88: time for them to get clacked
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok There was no requirement to know all the minor characters, just know the plot, right?
saucemaster5000: sliders would've been better without john rhys davies
BusTed: Crossing his fingers for that Joe's Apartment sequel
graal_smith: It's not like IMDB exists or anything
Omnipotrevor: Didn't he end up in one of those crime shows, like everyone else?
NarishmaReborn: playing commander ransom on Star Trek Lower Decks
ManWithTheMask13: I don't know if I can "common w streamer" that, Adam...
HondoTrigger: sliders was great till it just regressed into copying movie plots every week
Fanklok: Hot Coldman is a plot importacharacter
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 this is a hot take
Fanklok: Fuck I cannot type tonight
NarishmaReborn: and being married to Rebecca Romijn
EvilBadman: Hot Coldman is a dumb, uninspired name
Forlorgen: Damn taking shots a jerry oconnel now
vinewood_og: Yeah buddy
graal_smith: Seems like a lot of voice acting
bv310: I curled with Jerry O'Connell like two years ago. He was filming some cop comedy in my hometown and then had to get curling lessons for an episode. He was super nice.
saucemaster5000: married to the salad
GasCityGaming: little baby lettuces
Kramburger: Jerry O'Connel is the voice of superman in the DC animated films, so that's a pretty good gig
Thefluffiestguineapig: Married to the platonic ideal of lettuce
saucemaster5000: I met neal stephenson once and he was an asshole
lochnessseammonster: no to lettuce but yes to celery
TheMadChicken: wasnt he in kangaroo jack?
Fanklok: Plants have fiber Ben, which I doubt you are eating enough of.
Fanklok: Along with everyone else here
GasCityGaming: celery is worse
ManWithTheMask13: TRUEEEE
GasCityGaming: how but lettuce but thicc and stringy
ManWithTheMask13: THAT'S MY STREAMER
kimmibeans: AGREED
SnackPak_: true bestie
ManWithTheMask13: Common streamer W
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trueeeee
xantos69: I wouldn't just raw dog celery... but I do love it in a big tasty stew.
lochnessseammonster: i like the crunchy water
dutchmoose: ants on a log hold the celery
Kramburger: Smooth peanut butter, Ben you a literally a baby
lochnessseammonster: WOW
lochnessseammonster: coward
Fanklok: Haha yeah Adam! So true my streamer.
NarishmaReborn: rebecca romijn and jon stamos divorced in 2005, she's been married to jerry oconnell since 2007
Leebo140: Would it be a bad thing to mention I enjoy eating Celery straight up
Slick_011: no amount of peanut butter can make that good
HondoTrigger: smooth peanut butter for smooth brain
ButButTheJesus: @Fanklok can confirm, need more plant
graal_smith: I'm not pro-salad
graal_smith: I'm more amateur salad
saucemaster5000: salads would be better with jello
DarknessKingCoH: Fruit Salad?
ManWithTheMask13: Salads are best when I'm in possession of them
saucemaster5000: fruit salads are goated
niccus: yall hear of dinosaur time
bv310: Mid-massage, he's got his phone out under the table to shitpost.
Omnipotrevor: what about a pasta or potato salad?
HondoTrigger: no I got back a week ago, I got montezuma's revenge right before the 3 hour drive to the airport and 5 hour flight home
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
saucemaster5000: german or american potato salad?
protojman: fruit pizza?
BusTed: @HondoTrigger NotLikeThis
Fanklok: I'm fine with avoiding sweets. But cheese is my diet ruiner
saucemaster5000: german is vinegar, onions, bacon
HondoTrigger: german potato salad yells at you while you eat it
Fanklok: German is warm and uses mustard/vinegar
Juliamon: they use vinegar instead of mayo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thai sweet sticky mango rice I make at home with extra mango is very good
Seth_Erickson: I don't like potato salad
kimmibeans: They use mustard instead of mayo
ButterBall000: Add a nice beer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Never done that
DaFhaye: You know what I will try it
brainbosh: Mayo potato salad is ass, use mustard if you aren't a coward.
neisan2112: Yeah I'd try that
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can see with good potato salad that being good
DaFhaye: What potato salad? Or does it matter?
Mai_Andra: dang... i want potato salad, now...
Slick_011: the only potato salad I like is the one my mum in law makes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love putting grilled pineapple on a steak
saucemaster5000: LMAO
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Juliamon: bruh
Omnipotrevor: @kimmibeans Amazing. My least favorite part of macaroni or potato salads is the mayo. I'd love them if that got swapped out. My first thought would be maybe something like ranch
HondoTrigger: there's no best part about Quiznos
saucemaster5000: quizno's was so much better than subway
Seth_Erickson: horseradish DansGame
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brother.......
empyreon: and a PEPPER BAAAAR
Fanklok: You asked for Horseradish. You should have asked for Horesy
Stripe_dog: They had a pepper bar!
itira: i put sour cream on my steak sooooo tqsShrug
betweenmyself: bought some strawberries covered in a super sour glaze called “Final Boss”… good stuff
empyreon: LUL
pn55: HypeLUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: What happened that made you think dried horseradish was the correct choice there
HondoTrigger: I got back a week ago!
thatguysteve2709: Hey hey Quiznos talk in the subway verse needs to stop
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hondo is your marriage ok?
mulligan2six: Main monitor material on vacation
Omnipotrevor: Quiznos put me off forever with those comercials
DaFhaye: Only two sub places exist around me now and that's Jimmy Johns and Firehouse
lochnessseammonster: i've always made potato salad with mayo and mustard... but very little cuz too saucy is the worst
xantos69: Adam, you are sent to a desert island. Nobody and nothing is there... except there is one fast food restaurant. It is always fully stocked and can give you anything off the menu. You have to live on the island for the rest of your life, what fast food place do you pick?
ButterBall000: There is no good place for a sandwich
TheMadChicken: WE LOVE THESE SUBS
HondoTrigger: ok when you bring up the commercials there is one good thing about quiznos
betweenmyself: WE LOVE THE SUBS riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those rats were hilarious
itira: LOL
ButButTheJesus: BECAUSE THEY TOAST THEM
EvilBadman: "I got a twenty year grudge with a sandwich shop"
Stripe_dog: they are warm because they toast them
saucemaster5000: Cheesecake Factory
Thefluffiestguineapig: Define fast food
xantos69: That counts
Darleysam: Wait, they did rathergood.com ads? Amazing
TherapyforNarwhals: Has to have a drivethrew
goombalax: GOATED
itira: edo japan rules
thatguysteve2709: Wawa
LathosTiran: the combination pizza chicken taco place
graal_smith: I pick an airport McDonalds, so I can break your rules and leave
goombalax: Edo is so good, everything on the menu is so good
TheMadChicken: Qdoba?
bv310: Yeah, Edo Japan is the GOAT takeaway
Thefluffiestguineapig: My local vietnamese place
saucemaster5000: Oh panera bread
itira: A&W
protojman: cook out!
SnackPak_: Del Taco, they have burgers and tacos
Eille_k: For variety, Culver's
goombalax: The Quiznos nearby closed and an Edo is opening in their space
dutchmoose: Canadian A&W tastes amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or there's a couple good Greek chains
silenceaux: Can you get your veg at A&W?
Omnipotrevor: I want to say Arby's, but would lean towards Wendy's for more variety
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 Only if it's from 6 years ago
Scy_Anide: If I still lived in Seattle I'd say bag of Dick's.
Nickiatori: Subway has a lot of variety
omdorastrix: A&W canada is WAY better than the US version
SpoonfullOfSugar: DOES a&w HAVE SALADS?
HondoTrigger: there's a local hot chicken chain by me that I would have on the island
TherapyforNarwhals: @saucemaster5000 Is Panera fast food though?
TheMadChicken: oh culvers is a good call
bv310: A&W, get a root beer and some onion rings with a burg.
rosesmcgee: american a&w sucks
ManWithTheMask13: hamborgor
SpoonfullOfSugar: gha, sorry for caps
Serivus: McD's at least has breakfast, if it's all you're eating
saucemaster5000: @TherapyforNarwhals I mean some of them have drive thru just going with the rules
TomatoKigu: What fast food places has decent rice… tomato145Think
Omnipotrevor: better than Chik-fil-a fries?
xantos69: The fact that it is a desert island makes me want to pick a place that does smoothies. I would crave those in the heat.
Mai_Andra: oh, not here.... I kindof want to try the A&W's y'all go to.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Culvers is great
EvilBadman: @scy_anide I'm five minutes walk from Dick's and I could not do it everyday
LathosTiran: *squeak*
DaFhaye: Ah Culvers some Wisconsin rep
empyreon: harsh, but fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra Same
TherapyforNarwhals: @saucemaster5000 Never seen that, dang you lucky.
niccus: curderburgers are divine
betweenmyself: trick question! I choose a bank with a drive through: just take all the money and buy my way off the island. not so stupid now, am I? riffYeti
graal_smith: Dire chocolate?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh our chocolate is ass
PipeSmokingOwl: says the country of tim hortons
graal_smith: Does it have a rend attack?
ButButTheJesus: twitch I wouldn't mind the ads if they didn't blind me every few minutes
omdorastrix: Forget Tim hortons - it sucks
HondoTrigger: when I was in Costa Rica eating the food it made me realize that we're being poisoned by our food in America(just ignore that I got food poisoning while there)
Scy_Anide: The trick is to not buy Hershey's. It's...not really even that much of a trick. Just buy better chocolate.
itira: it suuucks now
omdorastrix: It's everywhere and open at 5:00 AM
omdorastrix: that's about it
saucemaster5000: did y'all know california rolls are from canada?
lochnessseammonster: yep PrideLaugh
Fanklok: I watched SK8 the Infinity and one of the characters is half Canadian so there are multiple scenes in an A&W so he can get poutine
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 what agenda are you pushing
dutchmoose: McGriddle undefeated
TheAwkes: Slowly transitioned from decent coffee and donuts to kinda crappy everything.
omdorastrix: A&W again - BEST breakfast
definenull: Those are some fighting words
TheMadChicken: i would have said steak n shake before they got private equity'd
TherapyforNarwhals: crispy cream ez win
Eille_k: Mccgriddle is so good.
HondoTrigger: I hear they replaced the Gretzky with the Ovechkin, it's just a cup of toilet water
itira: i still go A&W for breakfast
Forlorgen: Chik fil A is the best breakfast, its all the hate
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 my own, young hobbit
omdorastrix: REAL breakfast at A&W
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HOBBIT
omdorastrix: McGriddle is good tho
ManWithTheMask13: Mods
SnackPak_: hell yeah
dutchmoose: ?????
Slick_011: she was never there…
DarknessKingCoH: Croissanwich > McGriddle
couchboyj: Wendies breakfast potatoes are the best
TheDevil_Risen: maccas coffee is absolute trash down under, though i do rate their hotcakes and hash browns
saucemaster5000: sorry, "halfling" @ManWithTheMask13
ManWithTheMask13: Send Sauce to the oubliette
omdorastrix: Sooper secret tek for a $10 basic breakfast at A&W with a decent coffe
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 NotLikeThis
Eille_k: @darknesskingcoh disrespectfully disagree
Anubis169: Somebody rang?
Anubis169: I was asleep...
itira: you can ask for the muffins. i also dont like the sesame buns
Anubis169: it's 3:20am
protojman: oof
Fanklok: A hot brown is an open face sandwich
TheDevil_Risen: specifically down under
Anubis169: Somebody called for a mod
Omnipotrevor: I'd like to see Serge hear you say that
saucemaster5000: fess up, mask, this is your game
TheDevil_Risen: but Mc Cafe coffee is better
Juliamon: ManWithTheMask13 used the secret word
PhlibbertyGib: I'd probably go with Harvey's
The_Timo: like a judge?
letsbelgo: mod deez
ManWithTheMask13: Sauce called me a hobbit
PhorrestGaze: The takes are getting hot (and brown)
Steelwolf171: Tim's isn't so much coffee as it is caffeinated kerosene
itira: @ManWithTheMask13 that sounds like a compliment
bv310: I've been in on the flavoured coffee train. Just got a Chocolate Raspberry one from a company in Ontario
xantos69: Wouldn't that make them roommates?
Fanklok: There's a secret word that summons mods like they're Lurch?
omdorastrix: @Omnipotrevor To be fair Serge has opinions for his own, but really doesn't yuck peoples yum... Also he said McDonalds was dece several DBs ago
saucemaster5000: mcdonald's coffee is genuinely not bad
HondoTrigger: I hate horses, busted can attest, he heard my wedding vows
Fanklok: Dina Soul Steeper?
Anubis169: I have it on highlight 'cause the one time I didn't, this place got bot raided and nobody was here
itira: timmies coffee tastes like they put their cigarettes out in it
betweenmyself: Ben said something about creamy peanut butter being the best, I believe a mod action is justifiable here riffThink
HondoTrigger: If a horse can kill superman it can kill me
TheMadChicken: "honey if i were a horse, would you still love me?"
saucemaster5000: I have a friend who talked about matchbox cars in his vows
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HondoTrigger Which is fine, as long as you don't yuck any one else's yum
TherapyforNarwhals: Can't hate em if you can't draw em
graal_smith: Chris Reves
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably
DMGlol: the actor
TheDevil_Risen: the actor
graal_smith: *Reeves
Anubis169 goes back to sleep
Thefluffiestguineapig: Weird shit happens in comics
Fanklok: IDK Superman was a Herald of Galactus once
rosesmcgee: that's not quite accurate but close enough
betweenmyself: well, *paralyzed*
Goombill: The horse didn't kill him though
HondoTrigger: same reason I won't ride in helicopters
HondoTrigger: cause of Kobe
SnackPak_: goddamn
EvilBadman: @hondotrigger You should stop comedy. It keeps killing comedians.
saucemaster5000: how else will the horse read elfquest?
TheMadChicken: "seems clear!"
graal_smith: There's no law saying a horse can't be a librarian!
gamercat88: yolo
Kramburger: BEN
TheDevil_Risen: hasha
TherapyforNarwhals: CLEAR *throws glass*
empyreon: there's no rule that says a horse can't be a librarian!
Cptasparagus: @EvilBadman I thought that was cocaine
ReddestSix: What is a library but a stable for books?
TheMadChicken: I HATE BOOKS
NarishmaReborn: well nothing came running, must be clear
betweenmyself: *smash* YUP, all clearp
Fanklok: ANOTHER
TheDevil_Risen: well if it wasn't clear, you'd know :D
thatguysteve2709: Fuck classic literature
vinewood_og: That horse doesn't even have a library card! * Breaks everything *
saucemaster5000: a bedroom is an understocked sex shop
Forlorgen: Time flies when your doing coke
ManWithTheMask13: @thatguysteve2709 please don't do that to old books, papercuts are real
TherapyforNarwhals: Not the other window or anything
Omthebox: Sure can
Slick_011: just yell “ any body reading?!”
Thefluffiestguineapig: You talked for I think 40 minutes at the beginning
omdorastrix: I was working at a Tims at the time they switched suppliers, in like 2008 or something... And the manager was complaining that Head-office lost their long-time roaster by being stupid. McD's picked them up like the minute Tim's contract expired and left Tims searching... Cofffee takes like 18 months from order to fulfillment
gamercat88: rage room
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rage room?
saucemaster5000: is adam talking about bed bath and beyond?
HondoTrigger: I think you're allowed to do that in escape rooms
Azralorne: They have them in Seattle lol
Boon_33: it's called a motel?
Slick_011: any room can be a rage room
Darleysam: Any room can be that room
thatguysteve2709: This is second game in a row to use library and lesbians meeting spot am I missing something
Azralorne: I've done it, it was fun
LathosTiran: pi
ManWithTheMask13: Rage Room and a bump
graal_smith: me Gene
lochnessseammonster: there was one near where i used to work... i should've tried it PrideLaugh
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Kramburger: Baby finger?
Slick_011: where are you?
LathosTiran: Kappa Girls dont have dirty nails, game ruined Kappa
Kramburger: No
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
ManWithTheMask13: That's not real
Slick_011: I am!
Slick_011: I swear!
lochnessseammonster: 600
HondoTrigger: chat what's your blood type and your mother's maiden name
Fanklok: I think Slick might be the government official assigned to you ttwo
xantos69: "Never talk about your taxes"
graal_smith: Depends on the country
TherapyforNarwhals: Never let your guard down
Kramburger: Pay 'em
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
The_Timo: thou shalt not lie
Slick_011: file them on time
mulligan2six: Thou shalt not steal taxes?
NotCainNorAbel: If I watch twitch at work can I claim my bits?
protojman: the write to check bears
Cptasparagus: Tax rule #4: dont feed the taxes after midnight
omdorastrix: Blood Type: ABO?
betweenmyself: Do NOT talk about tax code.
TherapyforNarwhals: 867-5309
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't have one
dumbo3k: hunter2
Fanklok: But I don't know
EvilBadman: "No serious, pay your fucking taxes. We're not saying this a fifth time"
graal_smith: 3 and a
frank_the_great: O+, and I donate a lot
ManWithTheMask13: @HondoTrigger O negative and Savidan
TheMadChicken: lets create our band name! Your Pet's name + the street you grew up on! you go first!
graal_smith: Sorry, typo
graal_smith: 3 and Q
ghyllnox: Don't have one I'm American get dunked on
silenceaux: *** *** *** oh that's cool if you type it in Twitch censors it automatically :)
TherapyforNarwhals: IS THAT A REFERENCE
saucemaster5000: knowing your blood type is for vampires
Slick_011: O-
GasCityGaming: i'm the universal accepter, i forget the type
Thefluffiestguineapig: B-
Kramburger: If you donate blood, they'll usually tell you
Fanklok: And MGS
ManWithTheMask13: goteem
Nickiatori: ps3 aint got no games
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming AB+
ManWithTheMask13: smoke
Darleysam: Had a blood test the other day, hope I pass, PrideUwu
dutchmoose: everybody knows xbox got the best games
Tangsm: It's not hard to test, they'll check for you
NarishmaReborn: they should have put last of us I there
HondoTrigger: I love it when old men are sad in video games
Kidror: Adam's pandering to his non-famous lesbian community
GasCityGaming: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thank you! :)
ManWithTheMask13: Drake can catch this smoke
xantos69: Bro... you are a straight male streamer with a beard who likes working out. 0 room to talk sir.
Fanklok: Kratos is Greek, that's like the fifth gayest thing you can be
ButButTheJesus: Uncharted can be kinda cliche
graal_smith: Kratos is Spartan, bi for sure
Slick_011: sure
HondoTrigger: minecraft movie 2 preview
ManWithTheMask13: @graal_smith 100%
TheAwkes: Their Spirit Halloween versions
Juliamon: mother's maiden name is such a stupid one, it's 2025 ffs women don't have to take on their spouse's name
ManWithTheMask13: I mean, Spartan marriage ceremonies literally had the women dressing up like a man
xantos69: Sorry, you are so right streamer.
ButButTheJesus: das flammenwerfer?
dutchmoose: Where's the bong
Fanklok: Trigger discipline
TheDevil_Risen: upgrade the bong
Scy_Anide: Cock the bong
TheDevil_Risen: double chamber!
ManWithTheMask13: Smoke em if you got em
Thefluffiestguineapig: Upgrade it for increased highness
Darleysam: Get some rifling on the bong
saucemaster5000: What a thrilllll
itira: LUL
betweenmyself: I want a game where you upgrade your weapons by using a Bedazzler
TherapyforNarwhals: Omg they were roomates
Fanklok: There was a bit in Elden Ring where people would put messages in front of ladders that said SNAKE!
protojman: i'd probably do the same thing tbh
Seth_Erickson: yo she's a real gamer
HondoTrigger: to be fair she did ask for your childhood pets name and the street you grew up on
ManWithTheMask13: Your playthrough was rad
graal_smith: Oh, you like Nirvana? Name 3 other tenets of Buddhism
EvilBadman: So no second date with that VA then?
Boon_33: poggers
Seth_Erickson: he was like 70+ years old
TheDevil_Risen: THE MOTHER LODE!
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
LostThePirate: XD
ghyllnox: Daaaaamn
neisan2112: Dead Weed
ButButTheJesus: EUGEEEEN
TheMadChicken: EUGENE you mad man
TherapyforNarwhals: Dead weed*
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK
vinewood_og: Hey hey hey hey
itira: tqsToasted
Boon_33: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
ManWithTheMask13: I'm feeling motivated
TheDevil_Risen: *bangrarang starts playing*
Boon_33: lrrLUL lrrLUL
betweenmyself: the man had his priorities
Seth_Erickson: but not if there aren't other older people around
DMGlol: wouldn't hemp be like really valuable for these people LUL
ghyllnox: Hopefully it's not all dead as shit
mulligan2six: The Apotcolypse
Thefluffiestguineapig: They have a super high incidence of STIs
Juliamon: still gotta be viable seeds in there
Fanklok: Crash Bandicoot
underhill33: On VHS
ButButTheJesus: OMG LUL
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
graal_smith: Brandi's cooch is an eater of snakes
Boon_33: vhs porn, 360p
HondoTrigger: those commercials banged
ghyllnox: LUL
Mai_Andra: "Booyah, Grandma"
HondoTrigger: I used one of those gas mask bongs before prom
ManWithTheMask13: "What"
Seth_Erickson: they were good commercials
SnackPak_: Adam...
TheDevil_Risen: Adam
LathosTiran: hold on giraff man.....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam
ManWithTheMask13: It was cold in the pool
itira: DAMN
Fanklok: Haha yeah Adam! So true my streamer.
Seth_Erickson: Common Adam L
YawnLance: benginLul
ManWithTheMask13: DAMNNNN
ButButTheJesus: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Common Adam W
Stripe_dog: It's cold that's why you're wearing the suit
ghyllnox: LUL
ManWithTheMask13: Streamer W
SnackPak_: it is Adam who is the dill hole
frank_the_great: What do you mean you don't know?
Boon_33: we'd better test this to make sure it's still good.
Mai_Andra: hmm... does smoking weed make you horny?
xantos69: Am I sensing a "yet"
HondoTrigger: some friends
Forlorgen: Then your not real friends yet
Boon_33: @Mai_Andra some people.
Forlorgen: not real friends till you see dicks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
NotCainNorAbel: smoking glass
Boon_33: hahahah
Thefluffiestguineapig: That jar could be reused
dumbo3k: Hey adam, you find a glass jar in the woods, it is filled with weed. do you open it?
ManWithTheMask13: Okay but where's the coke
Fanklok: Good as in, not like mold
niccus: it's a whole blunt of oregano
ManWithTheMask13: Is Ellie gonna do a bump or what
Serivus: why the hell would you do that when you are surrounded by zombies
patrick_stonecrusher: homework assignments, play adam 10000 fireflies, show each other snake
SnackPak_: man, smoking weed looks so cool
pn55: Yea, and with glass all over the floor too
Boon_33: glass jar's arn't best for the end of the world travel, get a cigatette case.
omdorastrix: Wheeler?
LathosTiran: one my first times smoking i coughed into the pipe. lit weed went across the room
ManWithTheMask13: Didn't Ellie go through the whole "arcade trip ruined" thing in the previous game?
Boon_33: rate our kiss 1-10
xantos69: The full lip bite?
Boon_33: lickability?
graal_smith: There should have been a puff montage
Thefluffiestguineapig: She said that in public
ManWithTheMask13: Puff qte
Fanklok: Please leave a 5 star review
TheDevil_Risen: BRUTAL
Boon_33: tip
Thefluffiestguineapig: In a clearly homophobic town
Boon_33 leans in
NotCainNorAbel: BEN
TheDevil_Risen: BEN
ManWithTheMask13: BEN
TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben's so excited
Mai_Andra: "Guess we need some more practice..."
TheDevil_Risen: smoochies !
gamercat88: get it girl get it get it girl
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're in lesbian with each other!!!!!
ButButTheJesus: BEN YES
pn55: seabatClap
MrVirite: ahahahha
pn55: HypeLUL
Fanklok: Damn Ben chill, they're just lesbians
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
itira: ooohhh mmyyyy
dumbo3k: There was so much of that joint left, and she just threw it away?
empyreon: FBtouchdown
xantos69: Got our asses
TherapyforNarwhals: GOTTEM
Thefluffiestguineapig: LULULULULUL
TheDevil_Risen: oh you shit :D
TheDevil_Risen: love it <3
vinewood_og: Savage Ben
Boon_33: subaru
Kramburger: Ellie for sure
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
omdorastrix: Roommates?
pn55: Good one Adam
xantos69: Good job streamer. You are so right Adam.
ButButTheJesus: katesHypers
ManWithTheMask13: lrrBartleby
saucemaster5000: earning his pension
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap PrideUwu
KeytarCat: Horse named Subaru
Omnipotrevor: And then all these dry plants go up in flames with that tossed joint
Slick_011: you’re so right
ManWithTheMask13: You did ask for it
xantos69: Ook
PaperDoopliss: So true streamer
itira: seabatOAK
ManWithTheMask13: HEY, it's true, but, y'know
TheDevil_Risen: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
pn55: You're so right Ada... hey wait!
teeyeezey: one day will earn that banana
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TherapyforNarwhals: Abby has zero chill
Nickiatori: oh we are playing Toque girl again
Mawhiti: While on the subject of has-been actors, I wonder what Michael Shulman has been up to lately
LathosTiran: ice cap zone
bv310: Damn, Abby's trucking
Omnipotrevor: Turns out she has no speed cap on backwards velocity
Thefluffiestguineapig: All of them
Slick_011: stop and count
Fanklok: Now she dies of exposure
graal_smith: Well, there had been 8 billion people on the planet
adept_nekomancer: Seems a bit cold for cross-country zombie parkour.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @graal_smith Quite a few have already been slaughtered
Nickiatori: do we know this girls name i was distracted by hockey earlier
Thefluffiestguineapig: Killbox
Boon_33: we gotta assume that water's geothermally heated
NotCainNorAbel: cage match
Juliamon: Nickiatori Abby
Nickiatori: @Juliamon ah ok thank you!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is terrifying
thatguysteve2709: Just want your shoes
LathosTiran: deaf
Nickiatori: oh damn this is hitting my minor claustraphobia
bv310: Joel and Tommy both!
dumbo3k: well, I guess she found her way into town
DMGlol: Joel is a true homie
ManWithTheMask13: PIPE
ManWithTheMask13: tampaPipe tampaPipe tampaPipe tampaPipe
Nickiatori: Water fountain!
TheDevil_Risen: lead pipe
pn55: Melee build!
ManWithTheMask13: Abby Lariat into tampaPipe
Boon_33: you can smoke weed with that
ManWithTheMask13: THUNK
betweenmyself: Future mayor of Metro City: Abby
itira: holy shit
Fanklok: Abby fucking rules
ManWithTheMask13: @betweenmyself That would rule
TomatoKigu: Abby Clarke?
Boon_33: mortal combat!
xantos69: Only dreams now
ManWithTheMask13: Did we already lose the tampaPipe
Boon_33: oo gondolas/shuttles
ManWithTheMask13: Should've TAC into Joel
Boon_33: go tommy go
brainbosh: How the hell do you break a crowbar
LostThePirate: looool
ManWithTheMask13: Hawkeye's a coward?
ButButTheJesus: whoa what about Turok
ManWithTheMask13: You like Modok
lochnessseammonster: i liked his show
ManWithTheMask13: I don't wanna hear it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ManWithTheMask13 Yup the normal human volunteering to go with an actual norse god is a coward Kappa
Forlorgen: Did you even watch the hawkey show it was awesome
saucemaster5000: hawkeye would be better if he used a gun
xantos69: Somebody tell Wiggens about this travesty.
TheDevil_Risen: the icicles on my b***
Mazrae: But Legolas lost a 17 kill lead
ManWithTheMask13: mannn
Forlorgen: Patton oswald voiced Modok in his show
ManWithTheMask13: Adam's so wrong
xantos69: Yep
LostThePirate: Roasted
saucemaster5000: imagine liking the least avenger
itira: wow Adam, you got them.
HondoTrigger: he's on right now, you can go tell him Hawkeye sucks from the LRR account
Orxolon: IF i may interject,Gimli won the death count to Legolas
TherapyforNarwhals: Good movie
Mawhiti: While on the subject of has-been actors, I wonder what Michael Shulman has been up to lately
ManWithTheMask13: They played UMVC3
Fanklok: They're probably not getting enough food to build significant fat mass
Kramburger: WELP
TheDevil_Risen: busted!
ManWithTheMask13: "This is a coke-only town"
Scy_Anide: This fuckin' narc
LostThePirate: I have a "tattoo" from a big splinter I got as a kid in my palm below my pinky - we couldn't dig it out, and it basically stained my skin there permanently.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate Same with some gravel in my knee
Fanklok: Wow Adam so funny and cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, hence all my horse experience
Boon_33: the weed farm will need fuel
TheDevil_Risen: Tommy and Joel are so boned
Boon_33: lol get gated
betweenmyself: @lostthepirate got something like that, but underneath one of my finger nails… Splinter slipped right underneath and got lodged under the cuticle pennyWhat
Serivus: it's the change in barometric pressure
Scy_Anide: I was just thinking where are the molotovs
Tangsm: Maybe a little more warning than shouting "save your bullets"
TheDevil_Risen: nothing like a good zombie roast
TheDevil_Risen: :D
ButButTheJesus: fungi
Boon_33: Ben knows this.
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
ManWithTheMask13: Good joke, streamer
goombalax: BATS
TheDevil_Risen: nifce one Ben :)
pn55: Ben is so right
xantos69: So right streamer.
Boon_33: what is dark weak to again?
Juliamon: fight
ManWithTheMask13: Uhh uhh
Fanklok: FIghting
TheMadChicken: fairy
betweenmyself: pay attention now
TheDevil_Risen: Togepi < all
Fanklok: Fairy was also to give steel and poison relevant attacking options
Boon_33: instructions unclear, have uranium pokemon.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sigh
LathosTiran: yeap
Blakemcm: this game...
saucemaster5000: you know what fuck bug type
TherapyforNarwhals: So are they the bad guys?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm muting this
Fanklok: Joel's acting like he hasn't been shot 500 times
HondoTrigger: my wife is gonna lose her mind when we get to this part in the show
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Adam tier bait
Boon_33: my name is Inigo montoya...
KeytarCat: That ain't tight enough
letsbelgo: oh yeah, this part
saucemaster5000: Fore!
ManWithTheMask13: On da gween!
DaFhaye: Four!
pn55: Welp!
GasCityGaming: nice on!
ManWithTheMask13: Heavy rough
Boon_33: fore
DMGlol: wow doesn't even hesitate after he saved her
teeyeezey: nonono
TheAwkes: Stream buffer hit on the backswing. lrrLUL
lamina5432: gnight
frank_the_great: Welp, he's not gonna be in TLOU3
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
KeytarCat: "This is why I hate commander"
NimrodXIV: augh
neisan2112: Adam just got fucking stunlocked
TheDevil_Risen: haha love the honest reaction
Fanklok: I was expecting her to hit his leg
lamina5432: not unexpected
HondoTrigger: kinda makes me want to play dark cloud 2
Boon_33: Abby shanked that shot.
dutchmoose: @KeytarCat wow got me
Goombill: I just assumed that'd have been spoiled for you guys, so glad it wasn't
rosesmcgee: I stepped away. Is Joel ok? Everything is fine?
TheDevil_Risen: yeah this game HONKS
teeyeezey: Adam will really like this game
TheMadChicken: i hope you like it, you're gunna be playing it a while LUL
pn55: Next week is gonna be.. yea :)
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Slick_011: taxes!
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the company BenBen, Adam and Chat <3
Mai_Andra: PogChamp
Fanklok: Finally a game for Adam
Nigouki: ah yes, misery porn, the only media allowed to get awards
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I would change your warning for these streams because the CW include emotional stuff, torture and all kinds of other stuff
xantos69: You did a good job. Cheer50 Bits.
ManWithTheMask13: You're so right, Adam and Ben
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TherapyforNarwhals: Very demure?
niccus: @Nigouki hey, it's misery porn inspired by real life events!
ManWithTheMask13: FROGS ARE GONEEEEE
couchboyj: OSFrog
TherapyforNarwhals: Now you can swear so the kids don't see
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would genuinely look up the CW list if you are at all sensitive so you know if you can tune in or not
TheMadChicken: fuckin tubers amirite?
ButButTheJesus: aw <3
TheMadChicken: pfffft potatoes who needs em
Nigouki: @niccus wait what?
empyreon: TBAngel HypeEvil
TheDevil_Risen: love it <3
lamina5432: no wyrmspan?
Fanklok: Also: Wyvernspan
LordZarano: Full content warnings for TLoU2 (contains spoilers): https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/685218
rosesmcgee: They'll never know
Nickiatori: flames got eliminated now gonna go watch daredevil
lamina5432: adam drops on
Fanklok: Did he get some lye? Or he doin it Baking soda style
Mai_Andra: Ian *just* fixed that wheel last week.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Unsure, he will normally put a link to the recipe he is using in chat
ManWithTheMask13: Cocaine?
LostThePirate: O.o
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby the mall
ManWithTheMask13: Doing bumps?
definenull: Cocaine arc?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
frank_the_great: The cocaine arc is real
Cptasparagus: till you WHAT?
lamina5432: so those drugs you were talking about
rosesmcgee: BEACN
itira: LOL
Fanklok: Canada is so progressive
ManWithTheMask13: NO
ManWithTheMask13: I WANT IT TO BE REAL
lamina5432: growing up is for losers
frank_the_great: I thought London Drugs was some sort of festival, and then I googled it. It's like a CVS
rosesmcgee: you guys got the good pain killers up there so anything is possible
vinewood_og: In 19 diggity 2 the soda WAS cocaine....
NarishmaReborn: most of america is in nineteen diggity two still
Fanklok: Back then they did just give you cocaine cfor everything
ManWithTheMask13: gonna do some coke afterwards?
LostThePirate: My small town has one liquor store and THREE weed shops.
Mai_Andra: i miss nineteen diggity two... NotLikeThis
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pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
itira: seabatClap
LostThePirate: G'night all
ManWithTheMask13: They're gonna do bumps once the camera's off
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
ButButTheJesus: THAMK BYE
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream PrideUwu lrrSHINE
lamina5432: gg
lochnessseammonster: night all!
DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
ghyllnox: Wow they actually turned the mics off for once
DaFhaye: Night all
Fanklok: Ok I think that's the end of the cocaine bit