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 TheAinMAP:    
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  TXC2: ahhhhh
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Miss_Evilyn: Greetings your radiance
 RocknGrohlNerd: I´m up to speed on VODS, and from last episode, I must take side with my boy aspic, it is great culinary creation, and I won´t hear otherwise. send tweet etc. etc.
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 fredcheckers: Envious of your ultimate edition guns
 fredcheckers: How he get up there?
  TXC2: isn't this our shotgun revolver?
 ArmondoSC: these anomalies are getting weird man
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  TXC2: unpretentious stash is ironically a pretentious name 
 fredcheckers: Definitely some sort of indie art stash.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: I forget, is Alex mostly out of ammo?
 JollyGee29: I have not tried to knock over Chemical Plant, always just run past
DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ah. 
  TXC2: hello DoodlestheGreat  welcome
 TheAwkes: It's a faction base, so I think that means it'll infinitely respawn them unless there's a mission there.
   Anubis169: I just had an amazing idea i think
 TheAwkes: Just like you had at the sphere with the IPSF before getting the mission for it.
   Anubis169: We could kill the advertising industry by doing what they do, and passing the cost on. We should start charging microtransactions for our opinions
  TXC2: Anubis169  genius
 fredcheckers: Faction bases  are a get in and get  out sort of affair.
   Anubis169: hihi everybody 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 I like it, how much to get in?
   Anubis169: RocknGrohlNerd: Free, you've just got to start charging for what you think if somebody asks
   Anubis169: or start billing people for answering their surveys
  TXC2: like art, charge what you're worth
KeytarCat: What did you do to malachite??
   Anubis169: ooo nice scope on the revolver btw
 jacqui_lantern234: wake up, nerds! time to be loved beyond measure!!! 
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 RocknGrohlNerd: ayoo Jacqui is here 
 jacqui_lantern234: tbf, Big Shirbs is pretty funny
 fredcheckers: Apparently if you fast travel there with guide they will  revert to only moderately pissed.
ScurvyMitch: any time the beeps happen, 
 RocknGrohlNerd: its a dog eat dog situation
 fredcheckers: I found a random patch of ground near "scientist helicopter" in east Rostok that is so radioactive it will kill in 1.5 seconds.
 ArmondoSC: the added squirrels?
 ArmondoSC: they
 ArmondoSC: mutant squirrels or just normal squirrels?
 ArmondoSC: both terrifing
   Anubis169: nice jump!
 RocknGrohlNerd: how many squirrels?
 jacqui_lantern234: 
   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169: UHHHHHHHHHH
 jacqui_lantern234: WE WERE VIBING
 ArmondoSC: we are NOT prepared for this
   Anubis169: Pseudogiant!
   Anubis169: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: so anyway here´s wonder.... (gets munched on by mutant)
 sephyhallow: There's ANOTHER one of those?!
   Anubis169: fucking OWW
  TXC2: any one else assume it was gonna be a bloodsucker or something and not this? 
KeytarCat: Figured the guy would be dead if it were bigger than a bloodsucker
  TXC2: KeytarCat  right?
   Anubis169: is that flatbed lorry radioactive?
   Anubis169: EEP
 ArmondoSC: its a bit hot
   Anubis169: hot hot hot hot hot hot
 PsychoI3oy: extra crispy
  TXC2: goose is getting cooked
   Anubis169: ring around the roses~~
 fredcheckers: So as far as I can tell that type of radiation medication makes the isotopes enter the urine stream and you pee it out.
   Anubis169: wow!
 fredcheckers: So do stalker walk round peeing themselves every time the step in a hot zone.
   Anubis169: oh come on!
 ArmondoSC: just gotta play ring-a-round-the-radioactive truck
   Anubis169:  MAHP
 PsychoI3oy: what?
 ArmondoSC: thick legs
 RocknGrohlNerd: can´t what 
  TXC2: got that Sumo speed
   Anubis169: You've put what... 40-odd .45 rounds in it ?
   Anubis169: How much health could it possibly have x_x
  TXC2:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
   Anubis169: WOW
   Anubis169: well you did just knock down a meat tank
 ArmondoSC: mmm fungible guns
 JollyGee29: Rebate on the ammo you used killing the Pseudogiant
 ArmondoSC: i think my love of bullpups comes from ghost in the shell
   Anubis169: yeah they banned that, it was causing head injuries
  TXC2: women leaping on you like a face hugger
 jacqui_lantern234: hey now, i STILL do that!!! ...just with peoples consent 
 CaptainSpam: So how much of Skif's blood is healing juice by this point?
 ArmondoSC: yeah im hype
 ArmondoSC: you never know
  TXC2: I assume the Manga is from 80's ?
   Anubis169:  ALEX
 jacqui_lantern234: @Anubis169 nono, let him cook 
 fredcheckers: From what I can read the Groza  was designed to replace the 74U for certain CQB roles.
 fredcheckers: And the Grenade  launcher was one of the big requirments
   Anubis169: it's just you were enjoying his other shiz
  TXC2: there are layers to perversion
 SquareDotCube: at least the zombies are dumb
 ArmondoSC: i think the issue come from trying to justify it
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 exactly! pervert (affectionate) and pervert (derogatory)
 jacqui_lantern234: 
KeytarCat: 9mm bouncing off their skulls
 CaptainSpam: Bleedin' there.
 fredcheckers: The ghost (perv) in the shell (mangaka)
 ArmondoSC: yeah
  TXC2: it's not wrong to make smut, but not everything needs to be smut
  TXC2: he's Baleva deadman now 
 fredcheckers: The 5th horseman
 jacqui_lantern234: dont insert your smut into the wrong holes
 SquareDotCube: red light district in your LED light district
 fredcheckers: It notably made the manga go from   general distribution to adults only in a lot of markets.
   Anubis169: agreed
   Anubis169: shoehorning something in 'just because' is simple bad writing
 HorusFive: Maybe have something to say about it even
 JollyGee29: You seem to be picking up some rads
 sephyhallow: Folks often want to jump on hot-button topics without wanting to engage properly with the material and its real consequences
 HorusFive: Same rules as "Because my character would do it" in an RPG
 fredcheckers: Shirow has interesting things to say about society and the liberal application of gloss varnish.
   Anubis169: like the Minecraft Movie? 
 ArmondoSC: "ripped from the headlines"
 sephyhallow: You started discussing narrative and smut, of COURSE I'm here
   Anubis169: I think that's a fresh find
  TXC2: it's like with comedy, there's a VERY fine line between funny and mean
   Anubis169: depends what the audience is after really
 JollyGee29: There is a decision point here, would you like to know what it is?
 JollyGee29: Ope
  TXC2: choices have been made
 sephyhallow: As a trans person: most anti-trans comedy offends me because it's boring. Insult me in a new way, please.
 fredcheckers: Remember that "Civil War" movie about contemporary American politics that refused to engage with contemporary American politics?
DoodlestheGreat: Oopsie poopsie.
 HorusFive: @fredcheckers But what if BOTH sides have a point 
 Gaelan_Maestro: its less haha funny and more stab stab funny
 fredcheckers: @HorusFive (We will not be saying what that point may or may not be.)
   Anubis169: that's straying in the realms of most internet memes, i don't find them funny anymore.. it's all "Oh hey, I recognise that.." and nothing else
 SquareDotCube: and we wonder why comedy roasts fell out of favor quickly
 HorusFive: @fredcheckers Perish the thought- we wouldn't want to actually take a stand on anything.  People might accuse us of having "the politics"
Mollylele: yes if I had a nickel for every time someone tested an edgy idea by couching it in a jokey tone I'd have enough metal to melt them down into a blade and start stabbin
DoodlestheGreat: @HorusFive Or "wokeness." 
   Anubis169: Molly~~ 
 JollyGee29: I once had a poltergeist follow me across a quarter of the map, but I think the problem here is it's underneath you
DoodlestheGreat: @Mollylele "Schrodinger's Douchebag."
 Bowlsrus2000: hi
 A_Dub888: How do you do fellow stalkussies?
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Mollylele: the ol "I'm joking *unless* you're not joking"
 matthaus_c: stalkers gotta have the grodiest grundles
 DandyGeek: yeah it’s a shitty way for someone to probe your boundaries, and it is 100% creep behavior
   Anubis169: people been doing that since time immemorial, most often in the dating scene  Plausible deniability 'cause nobody wants to be the one that feels bad
 A_Dub888: 
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: aaaaaaand we're dead from rads
 LurkerSpine: o7
   Anubis169: 
 s0lesurviv0r: 
 ArmondoSC: i think you need to re-balance your artifacts
Mollylele: f
  TXC2: DandyGeek  Anubis169  it's full abuser behaviour
KeytarCat: I was playing a lewd word game and it took a turn for the *harassment*.  I commented on it and someone told me that "that's the whole game"...
   Anubis169: LOL
 fredcheckers: @matthaus_c how is Grundle not a stalker name.
 RocknGrohlNerd: I´m no comedy doctor but it sounds like classic case of punching down kind of humor, that is bad and boring
Mollylele: @KeytarCat horse apples. comedy play has to be consented to from all sides or it's just regular bullying.
 schordash: because i saw A_Dub888's hello msg— good time zone, fellow stalkineses
 TheAwkes: They always appear in front of you, but they don't care where you're looking. Running is the only escape.
  TXC2: hello schordash  welcome
 schordash: x) 
 undecided44: It can be really disconcerting though... 3xample, I married into a religious minority, listening to my wife and friends/family lampoon stereotypes of their group is (at times) side-splittingly funny, but im never comfortable laughing at anything for fear of crossing a line.
 matthaus_c: Fern Brady is a riot
 TreeVor84: Fern Brady is great!
   Anubis169: undecided44: that's where the blanket definitions fail
   Anubis169: and a lot of arguments fall apart
roseofloki: Absolutely love her
   Anubis169: imo just roll with it
 sephyhallow: Yeah he's the racist comic puppeteer (Jeff Dunham)
 fredcheckers: Jeff Dunham is Islamophobic puppet man
   Anubis169: argh! fire! 
  TXC2: ante in that he has more then the one joke?
Scarbble: 'racist comic puppeteer' is a series of words i was not prepared to read
  TXC2: "this joke got a laugh once, urgo it will always get laughs right?"
roseofloki: For trans comedians, I really love Robin Tran and Ava Val
 sephyhallow: @Scarbble I could explain, but the series of other descriptive words would honestly be worse
  TXC2: it's not 2004 any more, we don't need to talk or even think about Jeff dunham 
   Anubis169: the ikea shark?
 undecided44: @anubis169 certainly... dinner conversation is like an asymetric board game.
 RocknGrohlNerd: that is true @TXC2
   Anubis169: i think it's pronounced blorr-hai
 jacqui_lantern234: i will when you pronounce it right
roseofloki: Snuggle shark is friend
 jacqui_lantern234: @Anubis169 no r sound
KeytarCat: I used to wonder why I didn't get my classmates' jokes.  now I know they were being suuuuper bigoted
 jacqui_lantern234: just "blow-hi"
TomatoKigu: The trans icon thing started from the colour scheme;  It's a blue shark, pink mouth, white teeth.
   Anubis169: jacqui_lantern234: yeah but it's difficult to convey that in basic latin-1
Scarbble: what's there to explain? blahaj is just a good friend. i am not sure there is anything to explain other than that the trans community decided to latch on to it
Mollylele: I'm given to understand that BLAHAJ is blorbo (I aged like the M Night Shyamalan beach movie as I typed that)
   Anubis169: I dunno why it's been adopted as an icon, but it is a cute shark
 ArmondoSC: my head canon is its the same poltergiest
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah: the meme is that the shark has blue and white and pink on it
 jacqui_lantern234: THATS IT
 sephyhallow: @TomatoKigu Is that all we need these days? Damn.
 jacqui_lantern234: THATS THE JOKE
Mollylele: trans icon BLAHAJ
roseofloki: Shork have trans colors, and is actually just a really well made plush
 jacqui_lantern234: as a trans person, id rather something other than "an ordinary shark"
 jacqui_lantern234: but thats just me
roseofloki: That's why I got a Purple One!
 jacqui_lantern234: i recognize that im a weirdo when it comes to the idea of a trans woman
 jacqui_lantern234: *weirdo (affectionate)
 JollyGee29: That's just an anomaly
 TheAwkes: Just a normal wandering electro.
 A_Dub888: isn’t that an elemental from Final Fantasy XII?
   Anubis169: it's a really really cute shark  https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/blahaj-plushie-ikea-trans-canada.jpg
 FarleyF: !card ball lightning
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 A_Dub888: @anubis169 you’re really cute
   Anubis169: NO YOU
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 sephyhallow: It is a cute shark. I kinda feel like I want more overtly supportive symbology.
KeytarCat: Poltergeist got lil leggies
  TXC2: "I'ma ball of energy, I don't have an ass!" "then I'll make you one for you and kick it!"
  TXC2: !break
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   Anubis169: ^
 schordash:  
   Anubis169:  🥪
 schordash: yo hello, anubis?? xD
   Anubis169: lol, hihi 
 schordash:  
  TXC2: !events
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  TXC2: interesting that OOFC is on Thursday this week
  TXC2: oh wait it's Good friday... 
  TXC2: and we're back
 schordash: 
 FarleyF: we see you shiver with antici
 RocknGrohlNerd: the break is so ogre,chat
  TXC2: Alex "2 drinks" Stacey
KeytarCat: thirty
 FarleyF: pation
 fredcheckers: Hydation, Caffiene, Fun
 fredcheckers: 3 is baseline
  TXC2: did the USSR even have an OSHA ?
shushu2539: i bet there's something dangerous lurking down there
 fredcheckers: In soviet russia, OSHA has you.
 goombalax: WHMIS?
  TXC2: the irony of the "worker's paradise" not having a safety regulator
  TXC2: WHMIS is BC only isn't it?
 goombalax: right
 schordash: please let it be CANOSHA
 sephyhallow: The Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety (CCOHS)
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 no, we have it in ontario
Atifexe: WorkSafe in BC
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  ah ok
  TXC2: Atifexe  that must be what I was thinking of
 LordZarano: Yup https://www.ccohs.ca/
 goombalax: @jacqui_lantern234 you're from Ontario?! you're way too nice
 RocknGrohlNerd: for example in communist czech republic there were Work Safety laws and guidelines specific to different lines of work
 sephyhallow: I'm studying for citizenship, so I'm collecting random Canadian facts
 schordash: aaaaahaaa  
 jacqui_lantern234: @goombalax yup, born in Guelph
 goombalax: cool, I was born in the Soo
 fredcheckers: "Whoa dere buddy! Are we working safe, eh?"
 jacqui_lantern234: @goombalax OOF! im SO sorry
Azmodon: This like a makorov only playthough?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @sephyhallow random canadion facts that is the reason why I enjoy LRR content so much
 ArmondoSC: these guys always come in pairs
Mattee69: These monsters are creepy dude but you gotta love em the way they take your guns out of your hand
  TXC2: Mattee69  yes....love....
shushu2539: they fit those coats very well. Do their clothing also mutate?
 schordash: 
 SquareDotCube: threw the baby but not the bathwater
 sephyhallow: @RocknGrohlNerd Insert "the more you know" meme here
Mattee69: I love the animation of it lol
  TXC2: why not a trench coat for a 5 year old? 
 TreeVor84: oh man, using Skiff's pistol for them is such a good idea.  I need to remember this.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @sephyhallow 
 fredcheckers: There's the burer tailor, but also the person who supplies outdated gas masks to snorks.
 sephyhallow: @RocknGrohlNerd I think it automatically plays if I pass the citizenship test
Mattee69: Bless you
  TXC2: this is the device they made Mr Manhattan in 
  TXC2: SMASH THE STATE!
 SquareDotCube: Oh, I bet I know what we'll find in here...
 sephyhallow: @SquareDotCube ...sausage?
  TXC2: damn
 vetr1c: cold
 RocknGrohlNerd: @sephyhallow I wish you  all the luck, but since you are studying for it  you will pass with flying colors 
DoodlestheGreat: beh-beh... 
 ArmondoSC: maple baptism?
 ArmondoSC: and sticky
   Anubis169: sephyhallow: When's the test? 
 sephyhallow: I think that's meant to be a surprise, they don't mention it in the official handbook
 RocknGrohlNerd: @ArmondoSC sounds kinda delicious
 fredcheckers: That's what keeps your graduation toque in place.
Invitare: smash the state
Invitare: and also its windows
 sephyhallow: @Anubis169 When they invite me! Hopefully a few weeks.
 SquareDotCube: the power of free healthcare compels you
 sephyhallow: @RocknGrohlNerd Many thanks!
  TXC2: they get a barrel from the global strategic reserve in Toronto just for you
   Anubis169: 🤞
 sephyhallow: @TXC2 that would explain why it's so expensive to apply
 ArmondoSC: did they just respawn?
Mattee69: theyre the best enemy lol i love that weapon pull
 ArmondoSC: ooohhh
  TXC2: sephyhallow  they don't do things by half in Canada
Mattee69: skif pistol is hax nice tip
  TXC2: """""truth"""""""
 JollyGee29: Notes on the table right there
 ArmondoSC: im sure nothing bad can happen
 LordZarano: US is OSHA (Occupational Administration), Canada is CCOHS (Centre for Occupational), UK is HSE (Executive), New Zealand is WorkSafe, Japan is JISHA (Industrial Association)
 TreeVor84: strangest capsule hotel I've seen.
 PsychoI3oy: Is this SOMA 2?
 sephyhallow: @TXC2 I'm aware, I've been here 7 years and the fact yoghurt can be bought by the litre still boggles my lil brain
 ArmondoSC: was that "us"?
 FarleyF: Aus Safety is She’ll be right Mate
  TXC2: sephyhallow  as it has just done to mine 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @PsychoI3oy sequel to the hit song by The Strokes?
 fredcheckers: "But my game had the fewest bugs!"
 baltimore_667083: sorry I’m late baseball came early today
  TXC2: hello baltimore_667083  welcome
KeytarCat: Looks like there was a big push for respiratory safety, but it was a large system with research institutes across the USSR.  The title I found was the "All-Union Institute of Labor Safety" in Leningrad https://www.academia.edu/87725293/Risk_and_Respirators_The_Hazardous_Trajectories_of_Soviet_Occupational_Safety_1940s_80s
 schordash:  
 RocknGrohlNerd: @KeytarCat nice 
 schordash: 
 sephyhallow: There's actually a monument to worker safety in Toronto. I won't describe it because it's profound but morbid, but it's worth looking up if you're interested.
 JollyGee29: Oh right
 JollyGee29: This is the first spot where your ending can get locked in
  TXC2: Scar still salty his is the worst game 
Invitare: how do you get the nickname "Scar" without a visible scar?
  Juliamon: he REALLY liked The Lion King
 sephyhallow: His eyes are real small
 fredcheckers: Weiner
 TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: 
KeytarCat: That man is all scar tissue and trauma
 malsareus: wut
 JollyGee29: (Optional)
 malsareus: plz no forced stealth
 malsareus: but why though
  TXC2: (cocks gun) I choose to wave that option
 ArmondoSC: its not forced
 ArmondoSC: and its not happening
  TXC2: he had a gun
 A_Dub888: they can’t draw attention if they’re dead
 A_Dub888: ok nvm
 ArmondoSC: ok
 JollyGee29: Payday!
 malsareus: thnx I gues?
 TheAwkes: The combat version. Nice.
  TXC2: going for the "please stop fucking with the zone" ending 
 fredcheckers: He had a space suit in his pockets.
 DigitalSeahorse: Happy Chernobyl Anniversary
 DigitalSeahorse: wait
  TXC2: yeap 26th
  Juliamon: off by 1....0
 DigitalSeahorse: ok
 DigitalSeahorse: I have it set to remind me a week early for some reason
 DigitalSeahorse: my phone*
 DigitalSeahorse: 2626?
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm guessing
 JollyGee29: There were some notes in the room with the capsule console
 JollyGee29: I don't remember where that door code is, though
 DigitalSeahorse: 4221
Magnifisquatch: if I get up to 120mph on a back road looking for a thicc tree... is that technically an attempt?
 SquareDotCube: it would be nice if unloaded guns didn't shoot if controlled by a Burer
KeytarCat: The slowdown when you open a crate is hilarious
  TXC2: we got bigger fish Scherba!
 ShaneLeeAtk: If this were GoldenEye, all that equipment would be made mostly of gun powder.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Who needs a scope when you have the iron sights
  TXC2: the Simo special
 DigitalSeahorse: this cockeyed modem
KeytarCat: Do grenades set of other grenades irl?
 ArmondoSC: the yellow paint of "go here" would lie to us right?
 ArmondoSC: wouldn't*
Master_Gunner: It Depends(tm)
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: I suspect it's possible, but somewhat unlikely, given that the amount of explosive in most grenades is pretty small.
 Mushbie: I think they would need to be fairly close
 TheAwkes: In this spot it's the skeleton of "look up"
  TXC2: it depends on how close the the grenade is to the exploding grenade
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Even taped together, I don't think it would be reliable.
 ArmondoSC: can you get up on that wall?
 goombalax: would hitting the gun with a grenade fuck up its durability?
  TXC2: goombalax  sure would
KeytarCat: I was just thinking about how when Alex tossed two grenades into a room (several streams ago?) there was only one explosion sound, but he took full damage
 SquareDotCube: having a dam fine time I see
  TXC2: Windows noises?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Windows noises
Invitare: confirm windows noises
   Anubis169: I'm on linux, if that was me then there's trouble
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Set fire to the tracks.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Oh, good, that wasn't me.
Master_Gunner: oh, I was very confused
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought that was me cause my flaky modem
 malsareus: oh so that wasn't me, good
  TXC2: kitty no!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: talking kitty?
   Anubis169: there is a war going on over there x_x
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TolerantReliableArugulaPupper-mi0CPV1djh3FzGO6
 ArmondoSC: theres an environmental easter egg north east of that chopper along the river
 ArmondoSC: past the little ponds
 ArmondoSC: that was it
 ArmondoSC: i knew youd like that one
 JollyGee29: Beautiful
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: 
 TreeVor84: Amazing!
Master_Gunner: nice
   Anubis169: LOL
 HorusFive: Now we can be king of england
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: Bonfire GET
 ArmondoSC: should have rested and used your souls
  TXC2: wait here and rest awhile
KeytarCat: Not just a campfire... A BONfire
KeytarCat: For artifacts, green is resistance and red is vulnerability?
 goombalax: where's Tracy when you need her
 DigitalSeahorse:  roll in zee hay
  TXC2: KeytarCat  green is benefit, red is downside
 fredcheckers: So after getting a good anti-bleed artifact i had 150 bandages build up in my inventory
 fredcheckers: That's bad for your carry weight, it turns out.
 TreeVor84: cool
 TheAwkes: Great for the wallet once you sell them, though. Bandages are about 3000/1 on coupons/weight
shushu2539: sausage offering
 fredcheckers: It can use the 2x scope that goes on the  Bizon
 DigitalSeahorse: sausage roll!
  TXC2: is this a Kiven rus thing?
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaa
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 goombalax: call dibs on a plot
 ArmondoSC: GENE HACKMAN!
   Anubis169: luck sack!
KeytarCat: Gene Hackman doing the wordle
 Gaelan_Maestro: i wonder if there are games on your PDA
 ArmondoSC: i cannot believe you found gene hackman in the cemetary
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ArmondoSC: 
 goombalax: where else would he be
  TXC2: wow one letter off
 fredcheckers: @Gaelan_Maestro New mutant is a child who follows you and asks if you have games on your pda
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 matthaus_c: he paths like a Fallout 1 character
 ArmondoSC: huh
  TXC2: !break
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 undecided44: Wait, their name is Gena Hackman?  I loved them in Superman!
   Anubis169: Welp... my Uni tutorial on Digital Signalling finals didn't happen
   Anubis169: i think the tutor's internet is kaputski
 undecided44: Sorry, twitch mobile running behind l guess.
 GasCityGaming: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
  TXC2: and we're back
 Strebenherz: Oh was bad games night next week?
 Strebenherz: Thank you.  How's the stalker been?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I enjoyed every minute §
 JollyGee29: Should be an artifact spawn in this plant, too
 DigitalSeahorse: orb
KeytarCat: Enor is that you?
DoodlestheGreat: shrooms
 Strebenherz: 300 have late bits
 ArmondoSC: what does the mushroom do?
 ArmondoSC: nice
 TreeVor84: Someone need to make a little mod for STALKER 2 where one of the artifacts you can find in toxic areas is a "Chair Shaped Fart Sponge". It use an asset that looks like a bit like the DB chair.
Genie_M: Is there any lore reason why they basically never use vehicles in the Zone?
  TXC2: I assume blowouts make cars not work
  TXC2: !cllps
 TheAwkes: Ward and the IPSF have operational vehicles. But you need people on the outside to get parts and fluids to maintain them, and keep them running that no one else has.
  TXC2: !clip
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   Anubis169:   
  TXC2: sorry, just the 0-10000 on Alex screaming really got me 
 HorusFive: "Why Aren't you HELPING ME!?!"
 TheAwkes: SIRCAA, too.
 ArmondoSC: i could envision a game that a cross between stalker and mad max
  TXC2: braised isn't it?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArbitraryComfortableMilkPrimeMe-NlFR_ZWngBEM53BG
 ArmondoSC: did you ever finish mad max?
 ArmondoSC: some of it
Genie_M: Mad Max game is a hidden gem
 ArmondoSC: i like that its referenced in furiosa
 JollyGee29: Should be able to sneak inside if you're fast?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Genie_M: That was quick
 JollyGee29: It won't lock until "combat starts"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: 
 Strebenherz: What happened to rocket?
 matthaus_c: underbarrels do a fine rocket launcher impression
 goombalax: 7500 sausages
KeytarCat: I don't think you equiped the gun mods?  they were blue instead of green
 JollyGee29: Blue on the mod screed means Most Recently Purchased, and you can freely refund that one
KeytarCat: wow, that's...
 JollyGee29: Except the blue with the pliers icon, which means you're missing the blueprint
  TXC2: I'd Kilimanjaro
 vinewood_og: I guess....
 JollyGee29: There is an exit in the hallway with the elevator
 JollyGee29: She'll price gouge you, but still let you pay
 JollyGee29: There might be some hostiles, but I never had too much trouble?
 goombalax: she's friendly to capitalism
 matthaus_c: turns out he was looking for one because it rules
DoodlestheGreat: Tell her you couldn't find Crest, so you got her some Colgate. It's almost the same, right?
 SquareDotCube: there is, you have to go to the faction headquarters though
 JollyGee29: The loading screen says something about paying the faction leader if you piss people off?
 JollyGee29: Wow, I've never seen two so close together
DoodlestheGreat: Grabbed it by reflex.
  TXC2: blowouts getting more frequent = getting closer to endgame?
 TheAwkes: I *think* there are a few scripted Emissions. But I don't think the general frequency changes.
 JollyGee29: You could try building your own step-up transformer, I'm sure that'll be safe 
 ShaneLeeAtk: My next kitchen is going to be with 220v and damned be the building codes!
  TXC2: 120v is a conspiracy to prevent NA people having a decent cup of tea
 ShaneLeeAtk: Agreed.
  TXC2: wow that was easy
Invitare: Papers please
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 *quicker; the tea turns out just as good, just takes a little bit longer to make
Critterbot: Haa well, so much for that. 
  TXC2: "Stealth? I have gun"
KeytarCat: Lost the card to the reader?  huh
  TXC2: also, who are these people running this place?
 matthaus_c: that poster is right, it really is a He Meta
 s0lesurviv0r: is there a way for this to be a non violent situation or was this bound to happen?
KeytarCat: They keep saying "at ease" while gunning at you
KeytarCat: The comm guy told us to holster our weapons, but I'm just vibing here
 matthaus_c: aggravated emotions make being shot at harder than it needs to be, ofc
 JadedCynic: "Stealth? Do they know I'm in the facility? Okay, but do they know *where* in the facility I am? No, do they - maybe if they kept in constant contact with their guards, they might be able to extrapolate my location by where they keep losing contact, but..."
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
  corianderd: nailed it
 RocknGrohlNerd: wow I was today years old when I noticed the magazine/bullet indicator IS in the bottom right corner
 matthaus_c: Can't Stalk Horses Club
  TXC2: LordZarano  
KeytarCat: CRT? are they having smash tourneys here?  No wonder their faction is losing!
 schordash: 
  TXC2: good way to end the stream 
 matthaus_c: Cori comes into studio and karate chops Alex across the back of the neck
 ShaneLeeAtk: 
 schordash: thanks for more stalker~ ^ v ^
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
  TXC2: !patreon
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   Anubis169: !alex
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 schordash: 
   Anubis169: !schedule
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 RocknGrohlNerd: thank you for the stream Alex and chat
   Anubis169: Thankies dude!
 schordash: 
shushu2539: 
 vinewood_og: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 schordash: 
   Anubis169: For legal reasons, we can say Paul & Graham will be at London Drugs, but we can't say what London Drugs or Paul and Graham actually do 
 RocknGrohlNerd:   
  TXC2: !discord
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
  TXC2: !contact
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   Anubis169: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Strebenherz: Take care!
  Juliamon: aw, no pasta check
  TXC2: anyone else getting a gray camera for the offline screen?
  Juliamon: refresh
  Juliamon: we are live
  Juliamon: 
  corianderd: i can pasta check for you juliamon
  corianderd: but only once!
  TXC2: Juliamon  thank you!
  TXC2: CONTACT
  Juliamon: PASTA CHECK
  Juliamon: (honeybees!)
 LordZarano:  🖌️ 
  TXC2: here we GO!
  TXC2: Hello Cori
  TXC2: hearing yourself is overrated
 gualdhar: special guest, Ian!
  TXC2: !clip
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 TheAwkes: The people are coming from inside the house!
 gualdhar: and special guests, intelligent plants
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 LurkerSpine: linocuts? oh sick
 LurkerSpine: 100
  TXC2: "fuck it, we'll do it live!"
asddsa28: ooo those are cute
  TXC2: a thick slice of 
asddsa28: ooo yeah those
  TXC2: handturkeys all over this stream
asddsa28: oo
aerohydra: can we use it as a soup spoon?
 LurkerSpine: Tole painting is the folk art of decorative painting on tin and wooden utensils, objects and furniture. Typical metal objects include utensils, coffee pots, and similar household items. Wooden objects include tables, chairs, and chests, including hope chests, toyboxes and jewelry boxes
  TXC2: is it painting you have to pay for to look at?
 LurkerSpine: - Wikipedia
 LordZarano: @LurkerSpine Glad they give an example lists of metal and wooden objects, just in case you can't think of any
asddsa28: oo a backrond stamp i love me some of those
 LurkerSpine: I figured it was probably something like Milk Cans
 LurkerSpine: mr saturn
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