TXC2: blowouts getting more frequent = getting closer to endgame?
TheAwkes: I *think* there are a few scripted Emissions. But I don't think the general frequency changes.
JollyGee29:
You could try building your own step-up transformer, I'm sure that'll be safe 
ShaneLeeAtk: My next kitchen is going to be with 220v and damned be the building codes!
TXC2: 120v is a conspiracy to prevent NA people having a decent cup of tea
ShaneLeeAtk: Agreed.
TXC2: wow that was easy
Invitare: Papers please
JadedCynic: @TXC2 *quicker; the tea turns out just as good, just takes a little bit longer to make
Critterbot:
Haa well, so much for that. 
TXC2: "Stealth? I have gun"
KeytarCat: Lost the card to the reader? huh
TXC2: also, who are these people running this place?
matthaus_c: that poster is right, it really is a He Meta
s0lesurviv0r: is there a way for this to be a non violent situation or was this bound to happen?
KeytarCat: They keep saying "at ease" while gunning at you
KeytarCat: The comm guy told us to holster our weapons, but I'm just vibing here
matthaus_c: aggravated emotions make being shot at harder than it needs to be, ofc
JadedCynic: "Stealth? Do they know I'm in the facility? Okay, but do they know *where* in the facility I am? No, do they - maybe if they kept in constant contact with their guards, they might be able to extrapolate my location by where they keep losing contact, but..."
LordZarano: !next
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corianderd: nailed it
RocknGrohlNerd: wow I was today years old when I noticed the magazine/bullet indicator IS in the bottom right corner
matthaus_c: Can't Stalk Horses Club
TXC2:
LordZarano 
KeytarCat: CRT? are they having smash tourneys here? No wonder their faction is losing!
schordash:

TXC2:
good way to end the stream 
matthaus_c: Cori comes into studio and karate chops Alex across the back of the neck
ShaneLeeAtk:

schordash: thanks for more stalker~ ^ v ^
DigitalSeahorse:

TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
TXC2: !patreon
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Anubis169: !alex
schordash:

Anubis169: !schedule
RocknGrohlNerd: thank you for the stream Alex and chat
Anubis169: Thankies dude!
schordash:

shushu2539:

vinewood_og:

TheAinMAP:

schordash:

Anubis169:
For legal reasons, we can say Paul & Graham will be at London Drugs, but we can't say what London Drugs or Paul and Graham actually do 
TXC2: !discord
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DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TXC2: !contact
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Anubis169: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Strebenherz: Take care!
Juliamon: aw, no pasta check
TXC2: anyone else getting a gray camera for the offline screen?
Juliamon: refresh
Juliamon: we are live
Juliamon:

corianderd: i can pasta check for you juliamon
corianderd: but only once!
TXC2: Juliamon thank you!
TXC2: CONTACT
Juliamon: PASTA CHECK
Juliamon: (honeybees!)
LordZarano:
🖌️ 
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori
TXC2: hearing yourself is overrated
gualdhar: special guest, Ian!
TXC2: !clip
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TheAwkes: The people are coming from inside the house!
gualdhar: and special guests, intelligent plants
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LurkerSpine: linocuts? oh sick
LurkerSpine:
100
TXC2: "fuck it, we'll do it live!"
asddsa28: ooo those are cute
TXC2:
a thick slice of 
asddsa28: ooo yeah those
TXC2: handturkeys all over this stream
asddsa28: oo
aerohydra: can we use it as a soup spoon?
LurkerSpine: Tole painting is the folk art of decorative painting on tin and wooden utensils, objects and furniture. Typical metal objects include utensils, coffee pots, and similar household items. Wooden objects include tables, chairs, and chests, including hope chests, toyboxes and jewelry boxes
TXC2: is it painting you have to pay for to look at?
LurkerSpine: - Wikipedia
LordZarano: @LurkerSpine Glad they give an example lists of metal and wooden objects, just in case you can't think of any
asddsa28: oo a backrond stamp i love me some of those
LurkerSpine: I figured it was probably something like Milk Cans
LurkerSpine: mr saturn
duallain: we doing linocut! How exciting
TXC2: MissinNo, but it's a QR code that links to a browser version of Pokemon red
TXC2: bless you
NorthstarTex: hmmm *tries to think of a pokemon*
bytecaster:
What did Lino do to make us cut them? 
NorthstarTex: I lost the fight to those knives before, along with many fellow art students during those days
LurkerSpine: I think it was Speedball for ball point pens
LurkerSpine: but I could be wrong
TXC2: the hit new gameshow
asddsa28: yess
bytecaster: Nothing, nothing can go wrong, nothing ever goes wrong on horse club
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Many things, but that's not important right now.
LurkerSpine:
camera doesn't want to focus 
LurkerSpine: ah there it is
TheAwkes: Just need to keep all flesh behind the business end. These things certainly don't have a habit of losing grip and jumping forward...
bytecaster: The camera can't take all this violence
TXC2:
gouging like the cabal of grocers 
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
The camera could potentially be defined as a thing going wrong, however. 
NorthstarTex: the camera, its confused
bytecaster: Radio-silent? But this is video?!
TXC2: and yet the sound still matters
TXC2: this is like being at the optometrist
Mangledpixel: boop
Mangledpixel: ooh, lino carving
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
duallain: I really enjoyed doing some abstract watercolor on a page, then lino stamp on top of it
asddsa28: oo i like that to
duallain: yeah, probably have to get consistency correct
duallain: which is probably a little tricky
SnackPak_:

TXC2: success
SymphonySolstice: oooo aaaah
SymphonySolstice: aww I can hear the finches outside your window
SymphonySolstice: hm
TXC2: how to amuse self?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Always turn on an Iphone!
SymphonySolstice:

TXC2: never!
LurkerSpine: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
SnackPak_: gg paper towel
SymphonySolstice: bad advice is good advice for moths
iris_of_ether: Oh no, I lost track of time
iris_of_ether: Ooh, linocut
iris_of_ether:

TXC2: it's there like air
SymphonySolstice: I'll take your word for it
SnackPak_: yeah, I can kinda see it in the reflection
iris_of_ether:

TXC2: !clips
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iris_of_ether: You gonna sparkle for a week
SquareDotCube: you could make a rose out of that paper towl
TXC2: save the dust, it's mostly made of you anyhow
iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether:
?
SymphonySolstice: some life lessons we have to learn on our own. repeatedly
TXC2: Heather, in Japan, where it's 6am Wakes in cold, dread sweat
TXC2: "Someone has used glitter!"
SymphonySolstice: forbidden shredded carrot
SquareDotCube: lino julienne
Juliamon: shredded horseradish (dry)
iris_of_ether: Mmmm microplastics
iris_of_ether: I'm Julienne. Lino Julienne.
iris_of_ether: My friends call me "No".
SquareDotCube: @iris_of_ether a doctorate away from being a Bond villain then
SquareDotCube: ramblin' evil mushroom
SnackPak_: I believe in you
SymphonySolstice: star man is a star
iris_of_ether: I have 100% made a ramblin' evil mushroom Perler bead thing for a friend
bytecaster: Always freehand star man
TXC2: how hard could it be? it's a guy with a star for a face
SquareDotCube: Starman, but with the head of David Bowie
SymphonySolstice: amazing
TXC2: Starman: the first amongus
iris_of_ether: It's a Starman/a linocut delight/we'll try to print it cleanly/but we'll lose this glitter fight
Lord_Hosk: Watch out Space man! She's got a knife!
TXC2: HIS NAME IS STAN!
Lord_Hosk: The forbidden big league chew
TXC2: Music may
iris_of_ether: Ooh
Lord_Hosk: What about Starman the 1980s Jeff Bridges movie?
Lord_Hosk: No, if it was, I would know the answer wouldn't I?
SquareDotCube: I believe you want something with a scoop on it
iris_of_ether: Yay scoops
TXC2: Mr Mort starman
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
iris_of_ether: Have a great night TXC2
SquareDotCube: usually you apply bat but ok
iris_of_ether: I kind of like the look of the bits of ink that get captured on the linocut ridges
jacqui_lantern234:
thanks, Wisdom Cori 
gualdhar: so tell me what you cut, what you really really cut
gualdhar: I'll tell you what I cut, what I really really cut
SquareDotCube: 0/10 no David Bowie
TheDevil_Risen: hey Cori!
asddsa28: i dont like the the rubber is the same color as skin..
asddsa28: like butter
SymphonySolstice:

asddsa28: yeahh
iris_of_ether: Fabulous
SquareDotCube: that or purple, stealth starman
iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice:
pink
LurkerSpine: that looks great
TheDevil_Risen:

EvilBadman: Sassy
iris_of_ether: You're not reducing my desire to do this
SquareDotCube: so I guess this means we also have to do the face/head of Shrek
iris_of_ether: ^^^^^^
iris_of_ether: I'm so happy
duallain: I think it's called a brayer? (the roller thing that applies pressure to the paper)
iris_of_ether: Next suggestion: Horse Force logo
Mollylele: orbital horse
asddsa28: yeah
duallain: ohh, baren. Kinda looks like a muller, the glass thing folks use to make watercolor paints
iris_of_ether: Stamp looks like an angel from the back
TheDevil_Risen:
nice 
SymphonySolstice: starmans are propagating
iris_of_ether: It's a fun lino
jacqui_lantern234:
NYO! 
LordZarano: A gnyeph!
Boopity: @SymphonySolstice I... hate the questions this statement brings up
jacqui_lantern234: so, i have a fun life update! i got a new mouse with macro keys on it 😈 time to use them to be a menace
iris_of_ether: Clearly they bud, asexually
Boopity: I mean...
Boopity:
Oooh, I got a mouse with macro keys recently, but I don't really have much of an idea of what I could use them for, so I just turned them off 
TheDevil_Risen: 3!
jacqui_lantern234: @Boopity im definitely making a profile of silly and fun things to type >:3
Boopity: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh that's genius
Boopity:
Isn't all saved time technically future saved time? 
jacqui_lantern234:
@Boopity ive done enough speedruns to know the value of this 
Boopity:

TheDevil_Risen: wooo!
Boopity: Him so clean
jacqui_lantern234:
weird nipple, but ok 
Boopity:
Don't talk about the weird nipple, he gets real conscious about it 
Boopity: *self-conscious
Boopity: YES
SymphonySolstice: 10/10
jacqui_lantern234:
CORI YES
iris_of_ether:
TK SWANK! 
SymphonySolstice: it is mr saturn colored
Boopity: This is like the album cover to an incredibly niche synthwave album that has had 10 purchases on bandcamp
TheAwkes: This is like some Starman in DanDaDan business going on here.
Boopity: The pink mans from your super nintendos!??
Boopity: You should be!
iris_of_ether: I really hope you use these to make like a hand written greeting card to Heather or something
iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice: are we mirroring him?
Boopity: Did Cori just invent the analog version of the canvas flip?
Boopity: That's hilarious
iris_of_ether: Ruh roh
jacqui_lantern234:
oh, cori
SymphonySolstice: they can look at each other!
SymphonySolstice: are you just trying to make a duplicate?
SymphonySolstice: then yeah you'll have to stamp it on transfer paper and then flip it over
avjamethyst: making a keyblock?
Boopity:
I am unfamiliar with this process and all this mirroring business is making my head spin 
Boopity: Hate it when that happens
SymphonySolstice: rude
Boopity: Very rude of physics to
SymphonySolstice: success-ish
Boopity:
I'm still very confused, but was that the correct side for the decorations? 
iris_of_ether: I keep forgetting that song is in there
Boopity: I love how large this playlist has gotten over the years
Boopity: Oh god the turkey
Boopity: I forgot
TimeToFry: Hm
Boopity:
Tangentially related: I made myself a little timer app that yells at me to check my posture every few minutes while I'm working at the computer, partially inspired by the posture check song 
iris_of_ether: Hashtag influencing
Boopity: The one objectively positive use of influencing
SymphonySolstice: wait cori
duallain: did you mix the hot and cold water together?
SymphonySolstice: can you look at the original starman cut
SymphonySolstice: compare it to this one, it has to be the same direction
SymphonySolstice: if you want an outline
avjamethyst: going to be tough to line it up without registration marks
Boopity:

Boopity: Art is pain
duallain: yeah, you can avoid thinking about mirroring if you only compare the stamps to each other
duallain: but also, opposite direction sassy starman is pretty fun too
SymphonySolstice:

Boopity: And all is right in the world again!
Boopity: "Why don't you just simply mirror the universe?"
SymphonySolstice: you could cut the outline all the way through
SymphonySolstice: hmm yeah
iris_of_ether: Yee
Boopity: o7 #2
SymphonySolstice: free him
Boopity:

SymphonySolstice: I believe
SymphonySolstice: cori,
SymphonySolstice: flip him
iris_of_ether: Flip it
Boopity: DO A FLIP
jacqui_lantern234: flip it! thats the ticket!
iris_of_ether: [Many people are typing]
iris_of_ether:

jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether lmao
iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether: Chirality is hard
Featherweight_: we are indeed at
SymphonySolstice: nods
BraveOthello: Twitch why didn't you tell me about the horse club?!
Featherweight_: the scoops is better at following a line then youd think
Boopity: Oh this is immensely satisfying
Featherweight_: slow and scoopy wins the race
TheAwkes: A bit of the oppositive. Or at least an excuse for me to use the work oppositive.
Boopity: I too hate when I start losing cohesion
Featherweight_: time keeps on scoopn’ scoopn’ scoopn’ in to the fuuture
Featherweight_: mmm good scoops
iris_of_ether: Like a Rembrandt
iris_of_ether: Oh I meant I think he also did linocut
iris_of_ether: Or similar
iris_of_ether: Maybe
wedge_x: I'm late, is that Moltar?
SymphonySolstice: starman
SymphonySolstice:

LordZarano: Tell Ian to tell the birds "hi" from us
iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether:

iris_of_ether: This is a Wendy's
SymphonySolstice: close
iris_of_ether:

QuixoticScrivener: need to print an alignment page
Featherweight_: you can’t just ask why someones heads lumpy
iris_of_ether: Big Pop Art feels
iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice:

wedge_x: nailed it
LordZarano:

8bitdame: \o/ goal!
LurkerSpine: So good!
Featherweight_: i want to try this ink pad method
ShadyLantern: yay!!!
asddsa28:

Juliamon: I would call this project a success
Featherweight_: downy pad
iris_of_ether: Art!
wedge_x: the background lino looks like a 5th Element stone
duallain: I like it, it turned out super cute
wedge_x: hah
Featherweight_: i get SpongeBob text screen vibes
SymphonySolstice: good work here
SymphonySolstice: thanks cori
SymphonySolstice: learmning!
iris_of_ether:

jacqui_lantern234:
thanks for streaming, Cori
youre a heccin delight!!!
virgil82: Thanks for the chill arting Cori.
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream!
Featherweight_: wait wait Ill sub
ContingentCat: Thanks for the strem Cori
Lord_Hosk:
50
asddsa28:

SymphonySolstice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
SymphonySolstice: #subsforstarman
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Lord_Hosk: Im new here but I wanted to help Featherweight out
LordZarano: I'm proud that I came up with an entirely unique spelling of "knife" this stream
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Featherweight_: did it
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wedge_x: man made of energy that looks like her dead husband, iirc
LordZarano: 'No results found for "gnyeph"'
Lord_Hosk: Yes, its very Star Trek TNG DIana gets pregnant
iris_of_ether:

SymphonySolstice: fibsh!
wedge_x: it's a really wild performance by Bridges
iris_of_ether:

wedge_x: ~ fish touching / touching fishes ~
SymphonySolstice: nods
Lord_Hosk: Remember to wash your hands after touching fish
Featherweight_: they are powerless to stop you
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Always Be Fish Touching 
EvilBadman: Ya doin' a lrrmtg?
iris_of_ether: Just a continuation of Heather getting people to touch fish on LRL
SymphonySolstice: pretzel????
SymphonySolstice: hm
ContingentCat: ummmm
jacqui_lantern234:
yeah! you tug that lrrm! 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: !next
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