AFK || FInspan

 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: that stick that you light on fire and then Dale describes it in a gross way
 airylan: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try parrying the fire.
 baltimore_667083: -parries the fire with no trouble-
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
ihlendrax: Aww friends! Yay!
 baltimore_667083: so that’s where my old high school friends went
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Finspan) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (40s ago).
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I can't wait to see the fish soaring through the air.
 PharaohBender27:  !
 underhill33:   
 Going_Medium:   
Scarbble: fish game fish game fish game
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 LordZarano:   
asddsa28: fish tuching time
 baltimore_667083:   
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Did they ever play dragon game?
  Juliamon: They didn't
 SnackPak_: 
 MAPBoardgames:   
 MAPBoardgames: !birb
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RadioHupfen: fimsh
 LordZarano: FInspan
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote fish
  LRRbot: Quote #797: "Also, a fish..." —Paul [2015-10-07]
 PharaohBender27: So, chat, it's my birthday!  Which is why I'm about to do a thing
DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight Wheeler, Cori and Matt are divers, bothering a wide array of fish in Finspan! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114350364320490891
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  Juliamon: DANG
 thraximore: holy moly
Scarbble: dang
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
RadioHupfen: heck dang
asddsa28: 
kusinohki: meows
 definenull: Hbd!
 PharaohBender27: I'll let folks guess how I chose that total 
 Cosmonautilis24:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @PharaohBender27
 thraximore: *someone* got a thick tax return, huh
kusinohki: erm, I mean "fish fish fish!"
 KaleidoscopeMind: fish! fish! fish!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  and  !
 baltimore_667083: FISH
 SnackPak_: 
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
 wedge_x: f i s h
 Aarek: time for Finny fun!
 SnackPak_: wooo!
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 teaandvalkyries: @PharaohBender27 well, happy birthday and thanks for the sub 
 bytecaster: We fishin' in here?
 SnackPak_: us us chat
 RatherLargeToad: Are we all ready for some finny fun?
 KaleidoscopeMind: blub!
 PharaohBender27: Oh man, looks like LRRbot is stuggling to keep up
 ArdCollider: happy birthday, @PharaohBender27!
 far2muchsarcasm: le poission!
Scarbble: il est orange!
 PharaohBender27: @teaandvalkyries Thanks, and no problem! 
 PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Dog_of_Myth and @ArdCollider ! 
 Getter404: no habla quebecois
 ArdCollider: fish touchin'/ touchin' fishes
 thraximore: 
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote fish
  LRRbot: Quote #784: "Fish are suck." —Kathleen [2015-10-05]
 Williams4jesus: !card fish
  LRRbot: Found 26 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 KWardJenx: FFS, there's so much chaos seated at this table we're an 8-pointed star away from summoning a demon.
 Getter404: Not to be confused with Wyrmspan, which is Wingspan with Dragons
 tehfewl: does this one have fish sounds?
 definenull: So what are the edible tokens this time (\j)
 SymphonySolstice: fibsh
 bytecaster: Now I want a mammal edition that has only Platypus because there are not a lot mammals laying eggs.
 TherapyforNarwhals: Bro it sure is a Wednesday night
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We need an app with fish calls
 LariatWest: how deep is your ocean?
 Nigouki: OSHA not welcome in my ocean
 Getter404: @tehfewl No, but it does have an add-on kit you have to be warned multiple times not to eat https://store.stonemaiergames.com/products/finspan-upgrade-pack
 wedge_x: oh I see a chimera
 wedge_x: exciting
 JessieImproved: damn she is a sweet ocean you might say
 Williams4jesus: !findquote fish
  LRRbot: Quote #7317: "Shoot him with that fish!" —Beej, to an imaginary Ben Ulmer [2020-10-30]
 MAPBoardgames: Sunlight roe
 thraximore: ooooooh we gonna get abyssal fish?
 PharaohBender27: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: row row row then boat?
 definenull: Excellent overlay tech again, 
 RatherLargeToad: fight the powa?
 SnackPak_: my favorite LoZ game, Twilight Row
 Nigouki: oh no, we're playing with matricies? eww
kusinohki: so where's the saints row??
 MAPBoardgames: Just column them like I see them.
 wedge_x: pay the fish price
 Williams4jesus: @mapboardgames dad joke inbound
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can play Daves?
 arcaneIllumination: build an engine made out of fish!
kusinohki: wait, is the cover art a flying fish?  that's not confusing at all...
 wedge_x: roe?
Rootpotato: eggs?
 Williams4jesus: The puns are reel tonight.
 Getter404: Eat the fish. Do not eat the fish tokens. No matter how delicious they look.
 DecaDang: 
kusinohki: diver similar to adventurer in wyrmspan??
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow now I’m really hungry
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stream demonetized.
 Dog_of_Myth: So how does the game scale with more people?
 Williams4jesus: @dog_of_myth guess we have to cast a larger net.
 Getter404: They go too deep and Become Crab
 ContingentCat: and they study them for the rest of their lives...
 SymphonySolstice: if you go down too far then you become a Holy Diver
atlr: then they sleep with the fishes
Scarbble: does le poisson steve count?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 YeetTheRich_: ham is the fish of the sea
kusinohki: oh, I think I'm wrong... divers are the action tokens from previous games??
 RatherLargeToad: there’s always a bigger fish
 MAPBoardgames: They're always a smaller fish
 Getter404: Much like real life, we are legally allowed to eat those shorter than us
kusinohki: "I cast 'summon bigger fish' "
 nevyn666: look at that unwashed streamer smh
 Williams4jesus: !card summon fish
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MAPBoardgames: !card dan-dan
  LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.
RhoxPaperScissors: the scary door zone
 RatherLargeToad: someone get Rod Serling on the line
 betweenmyself: this fish may only be played in  The Twilight Zone…  or maybe The Outer Limits
 YeetTheRich_: fishing mini game??
 definenull: fish stacking 
 tehfewl: reel big fish?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I don't know about fish sizes, but that seems to check out
kusinohki: I played a fish thiiiiiiis big
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've heard that there's always a bigger fish.
 lamina5432: evening
 KWardJenx: It's a fish eat fish world
 Getter404: @tehfewl Pick it up? Pick it up.
 lamina5432: is this a stonemeier game?
RadioHupfen: love to activate fish
 Dog_of_Myth: @lamina5432 It is
 arcaneIllumination: not a lagac?
 definenull: wait thats how you pronounce lagac?
Shadowsoflife: a lafish
kusinohki: no food just discarding other fish cards??
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: last night was bong night
 thraximore: 
 Orestes290: I just flashed back to Pop Up Video
 Lord_Hosk: fish concert
 Williams4jesus: Chicken AND Fish.....
kusinohki: someone check the toilet, the flapper didn't shut all the way...
 definenull:  matt has a dog? \lh
Reldnahcire: dogtor?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just play ravenfish
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UgliestRacySageFunRun-np44K3Nq3RV0lcCL
 CaptainSpam: We're all waiting for the Red Snapper, right?  Very tasty!
Asolya: Gay or European
 PharaohBender27: 
kusinohki: are the goals always pt/thing or is their a majority option??  (ie most thingy gets 5 pts, 2nd most get 3)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Reldnahcire: 
 SymphonySolstice: thanks paul
 underhill33: 
Xafty: fish pee through their gills.
 JessieImproved: 
 Williams4jesus: 
 Nigouki: please randomize the volume every time
 MAPBoardgames:  
 Williams4jesus: !findquote chicken
  LRRbot: Quote #6005: "Give me Hatsune Miku but with chickens." —Heather [2019-04-21]
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenVictoriousWitchRlyTho-3lul7XLkaP5h3wop
 Aarek: red snappah!
Xafty: its 100% true
 MAPBoardgames: @Aarek very tasty
 Williams4jesus: 100% rue
kusinohki: xafty is very knowledgeable about animals, especially fish
 Williams4jesus: Is Rue a fish?
 arcaneIllumination: hag fish! so much slime
 PharaohBender27: 
Asolya: that scared me omg
 CaptainSpam:  
 Williams4jesus: 
 definenull: at least it isn't the sonic drowning sound
 thraximore: eggs, eggs, Eee double gee ess eggs
 ContingentCat: That reminds me, how's ceiling egg doing?
Scarbble: yungs
 AFamiliarCalledEl: one egg per fish doesn't sound correct, but I'm not a marine biologist
 PharaohBender27: @ContingentCat Still unjustly framed, IIRC #FreeCeilingEgg
 Williams4jesus: Chicken AND fish AND eggs
 laikagoat: They do sell more edible looking versions
 enbycephalopod: I have good news about the chewability of eggs in the upgrade  pack
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, they kept the Delicious Eggs for the optional upgrade kit https://store.stonemaiergames.com/products/finspan-upgrade-pack
 definenull: ah right its the season to restock on those egg tokens
 A_Dub888: what up fam, how’s the fishussy?
Asolya: Oeuf ???
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MAPBoardgames: I buy my eggs from the shady guy on the corner, but my weed I can get from the store.  What is this timeline?
 GhostValv: banish THEM
Rootpotato: mods, make this man sleep with the fish
 Williams4jesus: Oeuf is French for egg
 Lord_Hosk: How do you know they are a person?
 Lord_Hosk: they could be a fish
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Rootpotato I think that is what they want
 arcaneIllumination: Ban this chat member
 A_Dub888: bloop bloop
Asolya: @Williams4jesus I know I'm French, the way they pronounced it just took me out lmao
 Lord_Hosk: or 4 fish in a wet suit
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, they do
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh slimies
 nevyn666: huh'
 ContingentCat: it's quite something
 Williams4jesus: @asolya I've been learning French for the last year.  I was excited that I knew the word.
 SnackPak_: 
Scarbble: lmao
toast3dsmore: why does it expand?!
 nevyn666: asmr nice
 thraximore: so a magic player
toast3dsmore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ArdCollider: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 definenull: 
 SymphonySolstice: I'm upset
 SkylerRingtail: Paul please, I'm dying
 MAPBoardgames: People have been making big money smuggling eggs up from Mexico.  I'd try that myself, but I don't have the huevos to pull it off.
 KWardJenx: timing!
Asolya: @Williams4jesus Oh nice!! Wishing you luck on learning the language, French is hard
Scarbble: sup highlight reel
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is having the best time right now
 definenull: why did this stream turn out like this 
Shadowsoflife: amazing timing Paul
 thraximore: @definenull well we started with "findom"
 definenull: truuu
 MAPBoardgames: @definenull This is what happens when you give them Patreon money.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EagerTenderBeanNomNom-fYKzrcV8Q0M5TWF8
 Williams4jesus: @asolya  Thanks! I've been using Duolingo.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenaciousFairLaptopM4xHeh-RKI-koWWKu-7zkJG
 ContingentCat: @thraximore I guess that's one way to blame capitalism
 A_Dub888: egg
kusinohki: so what comes next after finspan?  frogspan?  turtlespan??
 MAPBoardgames: bugspan
 baltimore_667083: can it perform sturgery?
Asolya: I'd genuinely be so excited for bugspan
 thraximore: @baltimore_667083 
 ContingentCat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: It's not real YET
 SnackPak_: give us Bugspan!
nyc_mtg: look at da trig of da fish
 MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing.  But Bugspan would my next guess.
 SkylerRingtail: There's a dragon one though: Wyrmspan
 ContingentCat: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Dragon game
 SnackPak_: Million dollar idea, Wheeler
gnomebot1: She already made Mariposa about butterflies.
 Nigouki: Manspan, the board is a subway car of manspreaders
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Finspan for birds? They could call it Beakspan!
 arcaneIllumination: wyrmspan is so much fun
Asolya: Yeah
 Getter404: All birds are invented, due to not being real
 SquareDotCube: probably not that name because then it would have to involve congressional stuff and book tours
kusinohki: I would give my game collection for a group of ppl to play them with...  (very gift of the magi situation)
 definenull: i know the they're eggs, but the roe tokens look like googly eyes
 LordZarano: Elytronspan for insects, obviously
Scarbble: those are the big jackets right
Scarbble: the oceanic puffers?
 MAPBoardgames: Who shuffled his deck?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Do you get a bonus for number of diver corpses at the bottom of the ocean?
  Juliamon: stingspan for the bees & wasps expansion
  Juliamon: CUSK
 definenull: esxcuse?
 nevyn666: you need to do the transantlatic accent
 nevyn666: transantlantic
toast3dsmore: i love it when my hotel room has the cusk chair in the corner
 thraximore: OOPS
 LordZarano: Or wait, are elytra only on beetles?
 Nigouki: 86
 Williams4jesus: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mid 80s. I was still in elementary school.
InconsiderateHat: @LordZarano generally
 quatoria: Oh I was just playing this with my polycule! I really like the take on the original Wingspan formula, maybe more than Wingspan?
Scarbble: i'm about to cusk
 Nigouki: I wasn't alive for Challenger but I do remember my parents waking me up when Columbia broke up
 Akaiatana: EVERYONE's eyes look outside of their head, Cori
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought this was a no cusking stream
 gualdhar: E g
 betweenmyself: Cusks never drop their eggs; they are never laden 
jokcourtz: Day off and i finally catch a live stream  
 Getter404: Sorry just got back, Grahams lay eggs?
 gualdhar: Oh so that's why Graham hasn't been around
 tehfewl: cusks do be bottoming
 Getter404: It's official, Wheeler dislikes bottoms
 Nigouki: is there equipment in this game? cusk chair?
 definenull: cusking? in public?
 KaleidoscopeMind: those bubbles were sent right into my brain
 Getter404: Even when Jacob isn't on an AFK, he is present in spirit
 wedge_x: this is all deeply normal
Scarbble: +2
 arcaneIllumination: I remember that fish name from a feed dump episode!
 SquareDotCube: bloop
 tehfewl: do they have those fish that have names that sound like the person naming it was also insulting it?
Scarbble: so that's like a 7th level wizard spell right
 Getter404: Ah yes, the cuskcard
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 1 1
 serramarkov: I saw one of the blue wrasse snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef. It was huge!
 betweenmyself: Wheeler thought he was on the Cusk of scoring big
 MAPBoardgames: Matt's running away with the game!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Twilight_Spark: NICE
 A_Dub888: nice
 betweenmyself: Bluefin ain’t no cusk
 wedge_x: s a i l
   LoadingReadyRun:  all these fish makes me think of Dave the Diver
Scarbble: egge
 thraximore: the Cusk of Atlanticado
 SymphonySolstice: Atlantic Cod-o
 thraximore: +2
 wedge_x: cori
 PharaohBender27: 
 NoxStryx: In wingspan you can choose not to activate an ability
 betweenmyself: they have a brand to maintain
 definenull: PFFT
 A_Dub888: does it explain the card?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Reading the card, explains the card
 A_Dub888: Alex’s brother?
 ContingentCat: oh my
 Nigouki: Ray is that guy who offed Steve Irwin
Rootpotato: a white sucker eh
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentRudeWaffleRiPepperonis-skjUuhdMT0qyy7Ag
InconsiderateHat: Oh yum, "chilean seabass"!
 NoxStryx: Which is to say you can choose not to activate an all players ability if it is your ability, dunno if finspan is the same
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Fish
 PharaohBender27: 2,000 centimeters . . . so 20 meters?
   LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 a biggun
 PharaohBender27: Alright, need to bounce for birthday with folks, but happy fishing! 
 thraximore: bye pharaoh! 
 A_Dub888:  
 arcaneIllumination: teeth!
 Dog_of_Myth: Have fun!
 SymphonySolstice: oh yeah hap borf @pharaohbender27
 KaleidoscopeMind:  
Shadowsoflife: TEETH
 arcaneIllumination:  
 ThirdGames:  
 wedge_x: mola mola! they're very dumb!
   LoadingReadyRun: The Pilotfish looks like creepy doll's mouth
ladyjessica: egg
ladyjessica: did anyone else play the keep your mola mola alive game?
 tehfewl: E G G
 definenull: yes! that mola mola game was p good
ladyjessica: it was
 arcaneIllumination: cusked too close to the reef?
   LoadingReadyRun: Do you pay the Egg price or the Iron price?
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 SkylerRingtail: Pissy fishy!
 wedge_x: wicked pissah little guy
  Juliamon: carpet sharks are ferrets
 betweenmyself: Carpet Sharks didn’t catch on the same way as “The Floor is Lava”
 lirazel64: Street sharks break into song.and dance.
   LoadingReadyRun: ferret: The Shark of the carpet
 SymphonySolstice: he's gonna need sturgery for that
 sgowell: Patagonian toothfish. something folks wouldn’t buy until they renamed it Chilean sea bass.
jwholla: something about this game seems fishy
 Akaiatana: Professor Lay Tons
toast3dsmore: Droopy’s accent is ehhh, c’est tragique
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 wedge_x: can you millet out your opponent?
 Akaiatana: When activated, I need things
 goombalax: glub
 A_Dub888: no more
 arcaneIllumination: the eggs are hasted?
 punahougirl84: @PharaohBender27 Thank you for my gift sub!
 A_Dub888: I got a rock…
Shadowsoflife: is it a big rock?
 iris_of_ether:   
 Akaiatana:   
 definenull: happy pride
Scarbble: what is love, by haddockway
 goombalax: my family on the reserve don't celebrate christmas so we always call it FishMoose
ihlendrax: This is starting to sound like a Crapshot, with a fish themed Christmas album.
 CaptainSpam: The decent white shark.
 goombalax: Rainbow trout
InconsiderateHat: @goombalax Love that
 betweenmyself: fried
Scarbble: fishyyyyy, fishy back ribs
 wedge_x: are there nudibranch in this game?
InconsiderateHat: 
 ArdCollider: geoducks?
InconsiderateHat: Nah, pretty sure it's sticking to fish, not molluscs.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I see dragon, I play dragon
RvLeshrac: The deluxe components for this are nice, but specifically the eggs.
RvLeshrac: I would have been happy if they'd only released a bag of eggs.
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ghyllnox: Maybe take a look at (I think) Wheeler's mic during the break? Something's been crackling and popping a bit
 Korolan: Fish are Birds? Like Shrimps is Bugs?
 SquareDotCube: it's pretty well-travelled
   LoadingReadyRun:  sadly we don't have the card images for Finspan (hence putting them on camera)
 SquareDotCube: To be fair, we didn't know what the blobfish looked like in its natural habitat, it was collected in higher water
ghyllnox: Mawp
 LostThePirate: more mawp
 gualdhar: ow
ghyllnox: Tyty
   LoadingReadyRun: sorry about that
 SquareDotCube: that fish got an IgNobel?
BlueChloroplast:    
 wedge_x: have an egg leave an egg need an egg take an egg
 goombalax: even talking about egg prices is too expensive
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Eggs are not fruit.
eva0093:      
 Mazrae: but is the fish's brain smooth
 SquareDotCube: tonight's fish is fish a la fish
 wedge_x: fish la fish
 SquareDotCube: the malteaser falcon
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 goombalax: Ben ocWheeler
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: only if theyre efishient
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 MAPBoardgames: Time for more finny fun!
aerohydra: 
 Aarek: Bonefish is ready!
 MAPBoardgames: The pork of the sea?
 spethycakes: This game is really schooling us
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
sokolov23: "Is this your spot?"
 MAPBoardgames: Move to cheat step, then move to cheat phase.
 underhill33: Who up fuckin they up
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenderShortMushroomPogChamp-bnokJpXnlrua9NW4
adept_nekomancer: E G G
 RatherLargeToad: Sushiroth!
 Paranundrox: good reference streamer
nyc_mtg: mulldrifter my beloved
nyc_mtg: game warden is gonna be on wheeler's ass
  Juliamon: oop
 couchboyj: Here I thought Angel hates sharks
 KWardJenx: No revelations there. We all knew this about Angel
nyc_mtg: he needs some fiber
adept_nekomancer: Make way for piss shark
nyc_mtg: the coveted crappy smooth shit piss shark
  Pywodwagon: strongbad voice: the ugly oneeeee
 couchboyj: Cancerspan doesn't have the same ring to it
 SquareDotCube: anyway here's wonderseawall
nyc_mtg: -2
 couchboyj: Gotta say, this Craigslist ad is not selling me on this jaw fish
adept_nekomancer: No card, only egg
 jessicaengle: Fishies?  
 DigitalSeahorse:  feeeesh
 DigitalSeahorse: that is all  
 jessicaengle: 
 KWardJenx: Ha!
 wedge_x: Blackagon Boltagar
nyc_mtg: summertime sadfish
 schordash: @epic_vanguard i just realized like 5mins ago that this is what all my friends are talking about, and not some other game named "blueprints" 
 SymphonySolstice: feed da baby, fee- wait
 wedge_x: after the watershed
InconsiderateHat: @schordash daaaaat's da joooooke
 Riiiiiiis: I dunno about this... seems ... fishy?
 arcaneIllumination: week 3 already? wow, they’re going quickly
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 Riiiiiiis: @PharaohBender27 How was it?
 goombalax: Live Sharksucker reaction
 PharaohBender27: @Riiiiiiis Good! Went to a fancy restaurant and shared roast duck with my father. Only quibble is that I would've preferred the accompanying pineapple slices plain instead of kimchi-seasoned.
 SquareDotCube: no, Phil Fish made Fex
 SquareDotCube: Fez
 jessicaengle: 
 Riiiiiiis: Sounds nice, and the quibble seems... manageable 
 Riiiiiiis: ok why the f doesn't the reply actually *reply* ??!! *grrr*
 PharaohBender27: 
 goombalax: theres the Offline Sharksucker
 goombalax: red hots>
 ArdCollider: boiling them like potpourri
 wedge_x: blue tang clan something something
   LoadingReadyRun: does blue tang still taste like orange?
 arcaneIllumination: it tastes like blue oranges
 Riiiiiiis: does any tang?
 goombalax: dolla dolla bill yall
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe orange with a "blue raspberry" undertone?
 KWardJenx: Getting?
 SnackPak_: sing it, Wheeler!
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObedientHilariousBearCorgiDerp-K4iuNlAUxP6ODZXS
 vinewood_og: Hey they start sounding the same at some point
 SnackPak_: well done, Paul
 SymphonySolstice: if it sounds like that please talk to your doctor
 Redbassist: 
 vinewood_og: "Gyaat!" is just the sound I make standing up tbh
 Riiiiiiis: my doctor doesn't want to talk to me anymore
 SymphonySolstice: naur....
 vinewood_og: Aurnaur
 wedge_x: egg gon' give it to ya
 KWardJenx: Funko?
InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElegantViscousTurtleCoolStoryBro-oROE_zgljhs1FBX3
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShortOpenThymeWOOP-bfzTYYEH_UNdrsV2
 SymphonySolstice: loose jaws sink...uh...
 SymphonySolstice: ships
 PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice Because the unhinged jaw is large enough to bite a whole ship?
 SymphonySolstice: yes sure
 SymphonySolstice: I was trying desperately to think of a flotational device that rhymed with jaw
 Riiiiiiis: mhmmm
 PharaohBender27:  ?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 SymphonySolstice: gay mend
 PharaohBender27:      
 SymphonySolstice: 17 + 45
adept_nekomancer: 17 + 45 = 62
 SymphonySolstice: egg
 KWardJenx: Whoa, almost a very hot take
 PharaohBender27:   lrrHORN_hf
 Paranundrox: it has learned a lot from Wingspan
 arcaneIllumination: I hope they try Wyrmspan soon
 PharaohBender27: Argh, why can't I horizontal flip an emote anymore? 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Riiiiiiis: I am meee
 PharaohBender27: Excellent YT outro
 vinewood_og: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SymphonySolstice: huh
 SymphonySolstice: it's broken jim
 vinewood_og: Should we be talking about this club of fights?
 PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice Oh ffs, I needed to capitalize the HF, didn't I? 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: pretzel day? 
Morrigan9: non news at all happened
Morrigan9: no
 SymphonySolstice: @PharaohBender27 oh weird, it didn't show for me either until I refreshed
nyc_mtg: you can date the carbon atoms
Mai_Andra: it has the stink of a game that was developed before, but released after...
 PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice Refreshed and my original attempt still doesn't show, so I have to capitalize the HF, so I'd just forgotten the command syntax, as it were
 KWardJenx: Damning with faint praise
 CaptainSpam: We will hold you to that!
Mai_Andra: "helium is the new horse" club?
 PharaohBender27: OK, because I was feeling bad about the birthday gift my brother got me including a helium balloon
 Riiiiiiis: Wheeler, you wanna buy some helium? it's organic and "good"..
 SymphonySolstice: london drugs pog
 goombalax: broadcasting live from London Drugs on the plane of British Columbia
 PharaohBender27: It's that early LRR "Mall takeover" video, but this time sanctioned!
nyc_mtg: is london drugs anything like canadian tire?
 PharaohBender27: Wheeler plz
 Riiiiiiis: I've never had drugs from London that was bad..
 SymphonySolstice: @nyc_mtg there is a strong overlap yes, but less tires
 ArdCollider: the array of things Canadian pharmacy concerns will jam in the same pill with Tylenol was heartening. we don't get all of those options in the US in one tablet.
 KWardJenx: Speaking of Crossing the Streams, please don't follow us home
nyc_mtg: @ArdCollider you mean i can transition without a headache???
 ArdCollider: LOL I wish, friend 
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GoodCulturedOtterBlargNaut-tfH9gdILGLfBDPFX
 SymphonySolstice: birthday subs!
 iris_of_ether: That's so many subs!
 PharaohBender27: Look, it was my birthday!
 TheAinMAP:   
 LordZarano: 
 iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 HAPP BIRTH!
 vinewood_og: Happy birthday!
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 gualdhar: nice rainbow trout
 spethycakes: PharaohBender is really hooked on fish
 PharaohBender27: Every time it's my birthday, I gift as many subs as I am years old
insanecat6mtg: Happy birthday!
 KWardJenx: LRR now a fish-centric streaming platform
 TheAinMAP: Good night.
 KWardJenx: Thank you!
 iris_of_ether:   
 Riiiiiiis: @PharaohBender27 congrats
 KWardJenx: @PharaohBender27 Very Happy Birthday!
 iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 Hi 5 fourth decade club
 PharaohBender27: In 2022, I was 37 and so  and  (it was a W+P) thought I was doing a Clerks reference 
 PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Riiiiiiis @KWardJenx and @iris_of_ether !
 Riiiiiiis: @iris_of_ether I have mixed feelings about this club (that I'm also a part of)
 iris_of_ether: Legit
 SymphonySolstice: I join the 3rd decade club in a couple weeks
 PharaohBender27: Honestly, feel like I've been fortunate and am in pretty good condition after a full four decades on this Earth. There's the various aches and pains that come with middle age, but I mean, pretty much no one is fully exempt from that.
  Juliamon: I'm gonna be the party pooper who points out that 40 is when you start your *fifth* decade
 Riiiiiiis: Personally I would attempt to avoid the passage of time....
 SymphonySolstice: hm. you're right
 iris_of_ether: 4 decades completed, then
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I was tempted to say that but didn't want to be the "Uh, actually" guy right now 
 iris_of_ether:  
 Riiiiiiis: time is an illusion... (i think that's half of the quote)
 PharaohBender27: I actually, on a foreplanned whim of sorts, got a fountain pen and notebook for the purposes of just writing whatever in ink instead of pencil, and on the first page wrote "Pen and book purchased on the eve of my fifth decade of life."
 Riiiiiiis: hmm eve of my X decade.... is that like the evening before?
 PharaohBender27: Well, day before.
 PharaohBender27: In the same way Christmas Eve is the day before Christmas, I bought those items the day before my birthday.
 Riiiiiiis: so not even evening? ... weird language 
 PharaohBender27: Oh don't get me started on the English language 
 PharaohBender27: It's my native tongue and if it *weren't*, I doubt I'd ever get a good grasp of it
 Riiiiiiis: no no, please don't .. it's 5 in the morning here, and i really should go to bed
 PharaohBender27: Oh DAMN.
 PharaohBender27: Get some sleep!
 Riiiiiiis: yeah.... but... you know.... beers happened and now he sofa is just nice to sit in
 Riiiiiiis: we have easter vacation for a few days so sleep will happen no problem
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