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 tsp397: Are we forcing storm?
 GhostValv: 5c dragons time 
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itsaysTRUENO: this seems like the coolest set in a long time imo
 xantos69: Set is good?
 RockPusher: Cori on message 
 bytecaster: smooth
Flyingdelorion: hello brb
 Bugberry: Seems good, I just wish it leaned towards what I like.
 RatherLargeToad: Apparently any card that says dragon and all the dragon globes is the way to go in draft, if you can get it
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 xantos69: So I guess you are drafting mono-green
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 ArdCollider: I've seen someone do full-immersion Euro Truck Simulator like we're all in the back of the cab with him
plundypops: James if you just became a vtuber its so easy to play with your back to us.
 BusTed: "Me either..."
itsaysTRUENO: Ian looked over his shoulder because he saw something in the rear mirror that one time
 ghizmou: efficiency
 constablecrab: I have many times tried to interact with a game’s interface on a stream I’m watching.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 Bugberry: the other colorless planeswalker
 xantos69: I just got my copy of Ugin from Card Kingdom.  Turns out it is a very very good card.
 Bruceski: The only Ugin I've seen was from one of my free packs
 RatherLargeToad: The Ugins will continue until morale improves
 Voidhawk42: Wait, it has Two Eskis as well??
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: I have not seen eugene in three pre release, my box, and my roommate's box.
 Bugberry: out of the magic and into the magic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 Bruceski: DEADPOOL?!
 Strebenherz: Wait Deadpool what
 RockPusher: The young are to blame for being young, for sure
n3ther: 
 Strebenherz: I'm confused, what happened with Deadpool?
 RatherLargeToad: It’s Faris Bueller you phillesteins!
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 Voidhawk42: @Strebenherz At the end of one of the Deadpool movies, he does the Ferris Bueller bit of coming out in a dressing gown to tell the audience to leave
 Bugberry: @Strebenherz I know there was a Deadpool SL card shown
 Strebenherz: Ahhh gotcha
 Bugberry: !card all out attack
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 Bugberry: !card all out
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 Bugberry: !card all out assault
  LRRbot: All-Out Assault [2RWB] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch. / When this enchantment enters, if it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase followed by an additional main phase. When you next attack this turn, untap each creature you control.
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Voidhawk42: Fun Fact: Rabbits are thought of liking carrots because of Bugs Bunny doing a bit pretending to be Clark Gable and no-one getting it
 zelukester: it gives you an additional untap
 ghizmou: this might be over folk
 Bugberry: Most other additional combat effects untap too, All Out Assault doesn't give the 1/1 Warriors haste though, so they can't attack a second time.
 Diabore: yeah all out assault untaps on both combats
 RockPusher:   
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 ghizmou: as I read it, it does what it's supposed to
 Bugberry: it says "when you next attack", so it only untaps the once.
 Bruceski: So when you say "broken" you don't mean "powerful" you mean "not working in Arena the way it's supposed to"?
 Diabore: it should only untap once
 ghizmou: or routine
 ghizmou: or all of them
 Diabore: @Bruceski yes broken as in not properly functioning
 xantos69: Fail to find?
 ghizmou: wait for the card draw?
 Diabore: save it for eshki next turn
 Featherweight_: rude not to
 Diabore: in case we draw creature
 Diabore: boo no creature
 Bruceski: leopard can kill the sword
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 Diabore: just pass i think
 Diabore: it is a cast
 pleonasticTautology: i'm excited to get back into magic with the ff set
 pleonasticTautology: going to drag my fiancée and nesting partner and a local friend along with me, to a prerelease at one of the moxen 
 Diabore: they have 9 creatures, we die
 xantos69: Just concede and be done with it.
 RockPusher:  
 pleonasticTautology: "this is so much work" — james turner, 2025-04-17
 Mazrae: Enough
 RockPusher: !findquote math
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 Diabore: yeah we can not kill zurgo, but everything else is at least one
Earthenone: conceding is better than math here 
 Strebenherz: Zurgo goes brrrr
 xantos69: Magic the Gathering
 Strebenherz: Oh god they had double storm singer too?
 RockPusher: Cheevo!
 RockPusher: First of that printing
 Diabore: they might be, there was one that didnt say first
Earthenone: thats so good
 RockPusher: The James Turner classic
 xantos69: Oh lets GOOOOO!
 bytecaster: Get the bird!
 Sorator13: oh... oh no
 Bugberry: There are some silly achievements in the color specific tracks
 Diabore: drafto!
Earthenone: draft 5 of a kind. clearly
 pleonasticTautology: (also tbh a big thing about the ff set is that it makes me want to brew a commander deck from scratch)
 Diabore: oh yeah it was stonks last week
Earthenone: the draft token was the stonks from early
 xantos69: Ok, what card are we going to draft 5 of?
 bytecaster: Gotta admire those template parameters
 Diabore: hi mythic
 Diabore: its almost  a board wipe
 Bugberry: The Rakshasa is cool, basically board wipe
Barb4rian: Sagu wilding is an easy 5 draft
 bytecaster: The rare is very good
 bytecaster: It makes all their creatures not block
 bytecaster: And then you win
 Bugberry: I've cast it a few times, it's good. Always has something to kill and gives good attacks, while also being a big body.
 Diabore: so they cant block
Saintmichael316: dawnbreaker and sagu in that first look 
 Voidhawk42: It's less a big beefer, more a burn spell with a funky boardwipe attached
 Diabore: goes in a black deck
Earthenone: lie in wait lets us deal 5 with our first pick
Earthenone: 
 Voidhawk42: Sibsig is low key the best blue common
 Bugberry: It's also kind of a faulter effect, since the Decay token means their stuff can't block.
DAC169: don't be a coward. draft 5 colors 
 Bugberry: Decay counter I mean
 Diabore: sup kotis
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 Bugberry: Kotis is a fun voltron Commander
 Diabore: if he connects hes dumb
 pleonasticTautology: hey what're those cards where, if it's in your opening hand, you can cast it for free like. right at the beginning?
 Bugberry: lots of annoying bombs for the Severance
 Denis_Dobrolubov: @pleonasticTautology Leylines?
 pleonasticTautology: @Denis_Dobrolubov YEAH
 Diabore: mobilize tokens die
 pleonasticTautology: i went downstairs to put lunch in the oven and i thought of a good leyline for the ff set
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 pleonasticTautology: welcome!
ashlizzlle: We got bullied by the arena shuffler so hopefully you guys can have some better games 💜
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 pleonasticTautology: also @ashlizzlle i just watched your north 100 and it was so cool watching you play canlander 
 Diabore: get the sleeve
 micalovits: Like James isn't gonna drown in lands
DAC169: along with a "Lands, am I right?" line we also need a "This suffler, am I right?" line 
 Diabore: the mox has lost like 75% value from prerelease
 Mazrae: Mardu-ing things?
 Diabore: yknow, the summons might be playable for us
 micalovits: I am shocked I tell you. Shocked.
DAC169: people sleep on that 3/3 flying mobilize creature
 xantos69: I would rather play a land in that deck.
 Diabore: DO IT
 micalovits: Its a sign!
DAC169: 
Barb4rian: YES
 couchboyj: 
 bytecaster: Perfect top end
 xantos69: Well... casting that wins the game
 RockPusher: OOoooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Has been called
 zelukester: let's gooooo
 Bugberry: For some reason that's the only Ultimatum I've opened
 lightfut: It's made for us!
 bytecaster: You can get all the ultimatums
 Diabore: warden of the grove is hella splashable
DoomBringerIL: i pick dual dimir land
 Bugberry: The Jeskai Ultimatum was in one of the packs you opened earlier
Barb4rian: My wide opened the abzan ultimatum at prerelease
 couchboyj: Special guests.  I opened one in paper 
 micalovits: The person on your right is gonna wonder what you took over the warden xD
Barb4rian: wife* wow
 Bruceski: That response was exactly the reaction Ultimatum was designed for
 micalovits: Snare often cost 1-2
 bytecaster: In Mardu that can easily cost 1
 Diabore: snap
 Bugberry: Yes
 BrookJustBones: smile at death is busted
 ghizmou: yes
 Diabore: its early enough we can build around smile
DAC169: al 3 of those first 3 cards are great
 xantos69: I'm planning a trip to your fine city.  What is the best place to eat?
Erdeanmich: Frontline rush is incredible
 micalovits: What is Serge doing in this pack?
 Bugberry: bodies bodies bodies
 Sorator13: Serge? Where??
 pleonasticTautology: the card with "surge" on it reminds me of that one friday nights with the surge mechanic
 pleonasticTautology: and the 2hg pr
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 Sorator13: (because you said Surge) (I was being silly)
Earthenone: how close are we to 5 of a kind?
 lightfut: Gotta blow the horn to summon
 Diabore: 20%
 Mazrae: Doesn't look like we will be able to give 5 of a card in this draft
 pleonasticTautology: 1 is the loneliest number
sephsays: Serge send his raid to Ash, and then Ash brought us here, so Serge has clearly left us in your daycare now
 pleonasticTautology: remember when that was the theme song to a super smash bros n64 commercial
 micalovits: I dont think this is a great tiger deck
  Juliamon: it's still a good kitty
 pleonasticTautology: [whispers] vallllueeeee
 Diabore: 3 mana 3/3 flier
 xantos69: That dragon is messed up
 micalovits: It will 100% hose someone with an Elsbeth
Earthenone: ohh dragonstrom
 Diabore: i want dragonstorm
 Diabore: slam land?
 pleonasticTautology: lumch ready brb
Earthenone: you are nomad about nomad then? 
 Diabore: we only have 1 land atm right?
 micalovits: Take that basic plains
caladynus6: outpost is great for our deck
Earthenone: oops annother 3/3 flyer that stroms our dragpms
 Diabore: i like stormbrood here i think, combat trick go brrr
Scarbble: that storm's gonna be so dry
 bytecaster: 3/3 flyer for 3 is hard to argue with
caladynus6: people shouldn't question why Ugin gets called Eugene when we see people calling a descendant a decadent, lol
 Diabore: land imo
 Diabore: we need our veggies, i mean fixing
 Diabore: tombguard can go off with smiles
 Bugberry: beast?
 Diabore: victor is a good dude
 micalovits: But I thought you played finspan yesterday
shushu2539: is green the weakest color in TDM?
Earthenone: is finspan an ofishal sequel to wingspan or just inspired by it?
 ElektroTal: hey Cori, did you know that your full name can be sung to the tune of Alexander Hamilton
Earthenone: i figured, was going for a fish pun 
caladynus6: intimidator is meh
 Bugberry: I had heard of Wyrmspan, so nice to see more variants
caladynus6: and the 2/3 black guy isn't great
 Bugberry: Wyrmspan would be appropriate for Dragonstorm.
 ElektroTal: i was editing your show and kept singing it to myself, lol
 Diabore: well theres a fancy full art card thats an easy cut...
 Bugberry: Is Yeti good?
 ghizmou: we can t cut lands @Diabore
 RockPusher: oooer Shivam and Cori talk about things, gonna be a good show
 tsp397: Do we want Artisan?
 Diabore: artisan in the 4 drops?
caladynus6: i am not a big fan of the prowess guy
 ghizmou: 1  nurturer ?
 micalovits: Cut a land and never cast the ultimatum?
 bytecaster: But the ultimatum has a cool animation!
 Diabore: bold to think we cast ultimatum with 17 lands
caladynus6: very bold lol
 bytecaster: That frog is also very round
 micalovits: Frog is basicly a ball
 pleonasticTautology: i am also sleepy
 RatherLargeToad: I a
 RatherLargeToad: I approve of frog
 pleonasticTautology: been trying to get back to being diurnal after an intense weekend
 GhostValv: I'm tired but not sleepy 
 Diabore: remember when you could crash an ops client by spamming their pet?
 NazTMann: @ElektroTal  Coriander Dickinson     Her name is Coriander DIckinson     And she lieks drawing horses 'cause it's fun 
 NazTMann: @NazTMann  So just you neigh     Just you neigh 
 Strebenherz: Oh that's a cute page I haven't seen it before
 micalovits: That is amazing NazTMann
 Diabore: attack and see if they block
 ghizmou: no, the trigger is on attack
 NazTMann: @micalovits I did my best 
imreallybored1991: based
 Diabore: and now we have a tombguard with osseus up next turn
 Diabore: hey victor
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 iris_of_ether: Gaming out of your mind
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 Drexciya808: we out here gamin
 micalovits: Zurgo is going into exile is what he is doing
Barb4rian: Zurgo go bye-bye
 Bruceski: four bears
 pleonasticTautology: *monkey's paw curls*
 Drexciya808: coffee breathed
 tsp397: To be fair that was a good trade for a 1 drop
 micalovits: I like it
 Diabore: nurturer as a 3/2 should do work
 Drexciya808: jeej
 Bugberry: opponent was stuck on lands too it seems
 Drexciya808: pump up the rank pump it up
 Mazrae: Put up a fight till the end
 pleonasticTautology: you can't stop winning!
 Bugberry: There is an achievement for casting a 6 drop with only 3 lands out, presumably from mana dorks.
 Marvoleath: @Bugberry how does it work with the /2 hybrid mana? 
 micalovits: I like Dargon
TriforceDrummer: @Marvoleath I want to say the achievement is worded as "Spend 6 or more mana on a single spell with only 3 lands in play" or something along those lines
 Marvoleath: @TriforceDrummer ah, that makes sense, so no affinity etc
 bytecaster: It's a great little whodunnit
 nevyn666: its Knives Out.
 micalovits: I dont think you do?
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath Those have mana value 6
 nevyn666: basically. really good.
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 Land_Manatee: I really liked The Residence. SOlid show.
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 bytecaster: James is correct, it is really carried by the character performances
 pleonasticTautology: i just wish things weren't on netflix @_@
 Drexciya808: 
 Brozard: WTH is The Pit?
 underhill33: I have enough anxiety, thanks
 pleonasticTautology: @Brozard hospital show set in pittsburgh
 Brozard: oh, huh
Barb4rian: Want to feel miserable? Read the news. =P
 pleonasticTautology: it's "the pitt"
 nevyn666: i dont like most 1hr drama series.
 v_nome: 24 x ER
 Drexciya808: the doctors of falkenrath
 Marvoleath: @pleonasticTautology does Brad Pitt play in it? If not, wasted opportunity
Vonbane: i live in Pittsburgh, would recommend
 Brozard: @Marvoleath Is Jim Jefferies involved?
 pleonasticTautology: i like pittsburgh as a city
 pleonasticTautology: except the tap water
 Cptasparagus: its so close to ER that they're being sued for it
 micalovits: I would save it
 pleonasticTautology: i may pick up watching The Studio on apple tv+
 pleonasticTautology: but it's baseball season so that's most of my viewing
 pleonasticTautology: (mariners have a winning record :3)
 Cptasparagus: @pleonasticTautology its very good
 Cptasparagus: but its also very much a "follow this group as they are all stressed out" show
 micalovits: I guess we are exiling their tombguard next turn
Vonbane: new season of Black Mirror was decent
 Bugberry: they also don't want to commit to the board now because of the Decay threat.
 pleonasticTautology: but yeah i'm also mostly watching kamen rider gavv and number 1 sentai gozyuger
mytholution: Opinions on mono green
 pleonasticTautology: and i have SO MUCH kamen rider and super sentai to watch
 Diabore: as a sedge set, ithink all mono colour is gonna be rather poor
 Diabore: wedge*
 micalovits: Oh no
 Bugberry: snakeskin!
 pleonasticTautology: gavv is SO CUTE
 pleonasticTautology: YEAH
 Cptasparagus: did you watch gquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux?
 pleonasticTautology: *happy* humans
 Cptasparagus: ahhhh
 Cptasparagus: OVA nonsense
 pleonasticTautology: also cori, this season of super sentai is the 50th anniversary season, and it's SO GOOD and the red ranger is SO therian-coded
 RockPusher: G-Quacks, I'm in!
 micalovits: And a spirit I guess
 micalovits: Attacking would have killed you
 Diabore: i think we're just super dead
 Bugberry: Abzan always works for the opponent but never for me.
 micalovits: Oh, we are dead anyway
Barb4rian: I love piloting abzan in this set
 Diabore: yeah menache
 RockPusher: Evoking the anime of yesteryear 
ErgonomicQ: Current Sentai is a battle royale where each team is basically dead except this one. They're very much drawing from straight up fighting games. Red tekken wall combos a guy.
 nevyn666: how dare the opps have interaction
sephsays: New plan - when the opponent plays cards, just eat them
 pleonasticTautology: also i've been playing more pokémon; i nearly have a full living dex in violet and i'm pretty far in legends arceus
 RockPusher: Death by state based actions
 micalovits: @sephsays Don't eat the tasty cards!
sephsays: @micalovits if not for eating, then why tasty!!
 pleonasticTautology: @ErgonomicQ i LOVE it, the style whips
 pleonasticTautology: it feels so super smash bros
ErgonomicQ: "Red has Frame Data" has been my favorite fan quote
 pleonasticTautology: i got the sword from king-ohger, and i really really want the transformation toy from this season
 pleonasticTautology: the toy itself *becomes the robot*
 pleonasticTautology: it's a gauntlet-y thing that *becomes the robot* it's so goooooooood
 RockPusher: Remember when marketing to kids was just "making this toy look really cool" and not like, all out psy-ops
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 micalovits: I like it
 ghizmou: or exhale
 Diabore: i think i would have just happily traded with the effigy
 Diabore: with smile in hand
 ghizmou: now, we will come back stronger !
 Diabore: smile and smash, i like it
Barb4rian: Smile is messed up lol
 zelukester: Smilesmasher, Vilesmasher's lesser-known sibling
 korvys: !card Smile at Death
  LRRbot: Smile at Death [3WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, return up to two target creature cards with power 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.
 korvys: You can make the horses jump up jump and get down?
Manitu_25: GGs
 Bruceski: oh, it's power 2 or less not mana cost
 iris_of_ether: And yet
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 bytecaster: You brought this onto yourself!
 TheWooglie: ^^
 korvys: Excellent work on the branding, then 
 xantos69: I call that "the penguin blunder".
 iris_of_ether: I honestly mostly just send you the shitposts
caladynus6: technically instead of going through playing the enchant, you coulda given his guy decay lol.  but this way was far more fun
 Cptasparagus: my GF hates horses and now her discord nickname is "horseface killah"
 micalovits: yes
caladynus6: definitely
Vonbane: oh look,  the consequences of your own actions?
 nevyn666: agreed
vrulg: and as the song goes, that's why it really hurts
gryfyn1: mulligans are for the weak
GLHFMagic: I'll show you a mulligan (threat)
 korvys: Much like Batman, naming himself after the thing that scared him
 ghizmou: much better, at least 10%
 TheWooglie: NDHI
 Darleysam: 
Barb4rian: Lets go
 nevyn666: never punished
 Mazrae: I love that the cards look old and used
 xantos69: Yep, the year was 1995 and I was at a zoo with my grandma and extended family.  I made an offhanded comment that penguins are cool.  In the gift shop I picked out a little penguin plushy.  For the next decade I got NOTHING for Christmas or my birthday that was not a penguin.
GLHFMagic: Ok I'll be there next month around the 9th
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuaveLightPonyPRChase-ti0FsTjolYZukW9g
 korvys: "let"
GLHFMagic: "get to have them threaten you"
 wedge_x: hostile meet cute
 ghizmou: that must have been a tough choice
 Diabore: oof they must have had a tough choice to bin big turts
GLHFMagic: Is there a romcom called Meat Cute about a butcher
GLHFMagic: IS THERE
 Bruceski: @xantos69 The adult version of this is that I mentioned that I don't mind kale, so now whevener I visit my mom she gets a bunch of kale and then after I leave complains that she has to eat the rest of it. And it's not even the kind of kale I like (which I've told her).
DAC169: yes
 Diabore: i like trade and exhale the sculptor
 ghizmou: the scultpor will be problematic next turn
DAC169: 
 Diabore: yes but they will probably block next turn
 korvys: When it attacks?
SoylentDoener: they cant activate the sculptor anyway
 Diabore: @SoylentDoener now they can
 korvys: The Santa Clarita Diet?
GLHFMagic: haha I hate when I accidentally cannibal
caladynus6: korvys, if he attaacks with it, he's pretty dead
 Diabore: !they
  LRRbot: Reminder! Your opponent may not be a "he" so try to use "they" or "opp" instead!
 pleonasticTautology: izombie?
gryfyn1: Sweeney Todd?3
SoylentDoener: oh my bad, it triggers
 SquareDotCube: I mean, in a sense we're all accidental autocannibals
 alchemistsavant: santa clarita diet is so good
SoylentDoener: i thought the dragon says no to it
 nevyn666: sad we never got an ending to santa clarita diet
 Diabore: @SoylentDoener only activated, triggered is a ok
OverlordDream: the dragon turns off the pump effect from bearer
 nevyn666: ^
 Dog_of_Myth: Snare is the best bet
 nevyn666: always look for the glow on cards lol
caladynus6: i think we snare the 3/4 at the very least
 Diabore: ward 2 right?
caladynus6: that doesn't do anything
DoomBringerIL: jam it and exile the 3/4
caladynus6: he blocks with the 1/4
 Diabore: !they
  LRRbot: Reminder! Your opponent may not be a "he" so try to use "they" or "opp" instead!
caladynus6: sorry my bad
caladynus6: they
DoomBringerIL: Erik The Red is no a 'he'?
DoomBringerIL: not*
 nevyn666: cuz its samurais. not pirates
 Diabore: maybe not
 Diabore: we dont know is the thing
 narset6691: 5 cards in hand, i would sit tight
caladynus6: diabore is correct, doom., and normally i do remember to say they
 Diabore: !card ruinous ultimatum
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 nevyn666: the treasures were the beheadings along the way
 Cptasparagus: asap. All Samurai Are Pirates.
 SquareDotCube: see, if you have samurai pirates now it's just One Piece
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if the dragon dies, it unlocks the bearer anyway
 ghizmou: if they kill the dragon it frees up our bearer
 Diabore: one black off of ruinous
DAC169: @narset6691 5 cards in hand AND 5 open mana
 ghizmou: you re enthusiastics
 narset6691 @DAC169 nods
 iris_of_ether: Conglomistreamer
 nevyn666: ash is mostly standard tho
 Diabore: thats a good dragonstorm hit
 narset6691: id let them hit u and provoke an opening where 1 creature gets in, and you try and kill them with a pump spell
 SquareDotCube: droppin' like it's gob
 Diabore: we have infinite life, we can take this
 narset6691: frontline rush is real good, especially if u draw another spell
DoomBringerIL: 1 more land and we can activate and cast the spell
 TheDevil_Risen: Morning James and Cori!
 Diabore: i would hold it
DoomBringerIL: HODL
 narset6691: a 2nd menace creature
 Diabore: its not attacking creatures right?
 Diabore: k, good
 micalovits: They probably have white cards in hand
 narset6691: id again urge caution, i think best play is let them play out and swing and bring u to near death, and from hells heart crushem
DAC169: I'd use the menace if you're attacking
DoomBringerIL: with 2 meance creatures thats leathal next turn no?
DoomBringerIL: attack all and pump the one not blocked +4/+4
 theamc2000: I’m just stewing
caladynus6: his guy is vigilance
 theamc2000: I mean making stew
 Diabore: oh thats a gooood one
 iris_of_ether:   
DoomBringerIL: crap
 narset6691: yea it forces another point of damag ewith duelist
 theamc2000: congrats on your mountain, Cori
 Diabore: they didnt second spell which is so big for us
DoomBringerIL: more creatures = more pump?
 narset6691: id play the forebear swing all, and rush to what gets through
 Bugberry: maybe I stepped away, but have we drawn Smile at Death yet?
 narset6691: u need to deal 7 then
 pleonasticTautology: cori mountain, legally distinct from cori dickinson
ItzColder: furious 4 bears
 Bruceski: With the flurry poke this might be lethal
caladynus6: @Bugberry we did one game
 Diabore: stop playing things op!
 Bugberry: a mountain of work
 Cptasparagus: had to lobby WOTC for your own card?
 pleonasticTautology: would james be a land that doesn't tap for mana?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
ItzColder: i hear gavin can only be bribed with hot cheeto dust
 rosesmcgee: And, by god, it worked
sephsays: @pleonasticTautology a land that puts three more lands on the top of your library
 TheWooglie: hopefully they have no rush
 SquareDotCube: what are the differences between Cori Mountain and Big Top Candy Mountain?
ItzColder: two sides, same coin tbh
 theamc2000: Gavin only like the dust
 wedge_x: gottem
 pleonasticTautology: @sephsays that have the same etb
 Diabore: yeah pretty boned here
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 SquareDotCube: dangit Cori. Big Rock Candy Mountain
 korvys: PLay creature, and attack and maybe they don't block enough?
 Diabore: maybe they get cocky?
ItzColder: maybe they disconnect
 Diabore: they didnt get cocky
 ghizmou: oh wow
 micalovits: lol
 Diabore: worse
 korvys: No, worse
 ghizmou: worse
 Bugberry: deflecting palmed
 Diabore: buff it!
 ghizmou: make them mill
jasaproxy: Voice of Victory and Smile At Death slaps, HARD
caladynus6: yah buff it
caladynus6: we take more dmg!
caladynus6: because that one is hitting us
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 wedge_x: "I am Scrooge McDuck of the clan McDuck and I cannot die." *stab*
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 LurkerSpine: so much whiskey
DoomBringerIL: book club = ur edh youtube show... elder something something club
 Cptasparagus: Noam Womsky
 pleonasticTautology: elder dragon social club
 AtomicAlchemical: like, a whole lake of whiskey
 Marvoleath: Elder Dragon Social Club, EDSC
DAC169: Note for James: change land images. 
 LurkerSpine: I think it's so you can humiliate the cops?
 wedge_x: I think the cops are there specifically to get owned and laugh at
 LurkerSpine: it's been a sec since I've listened to it
 AtomicAlchemical: There are. Paraplegic cops, but cops none the less
 PipeSmokingOwl: well if its a utopia, the cops ACTUALLY serve and protect. Not beat and preserve capitalism
 micalovits: Yes
 TheWriterAleph: they all have wooden legs, iirc
 ArdCollider: my friend rocked up in a panic once because they'd invented for-profit health insurance in their D&D campaign
 Diabore: i dont think so? if we draw creature we might blow them out
 Diabore: i typed too slow
 pleonasticTautology: i want soft pretzels...
 TheDevil_Risen: can oi haz pretzel plz?
 pleonasticTautology: cori here's the most important question
 pleonasticTautology: how much salt
 iris_of_ether: He better
 iris_of_ether: Uh oh
 ShaneLeeAtk: I need that big chunky salt with soft pretzels
 RockPusher: 
 Wolveroo: And here comes the Pretzels
 pleonasticTautology: i need an unhealthy amount of salt on my pretzels
 TheDevil_Risen: Rock Salt?
 wedge_x: Big Rock Salt Mountain
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh
 bytecaster: Here in Germany, Pretzels are soft by default, so when I hear the name I always go, how much softer than normal are they
 micalovits: Cori mountain salt?
 wedge_x: *maybe* god 
 pleonasticTautology: i'm not even on spironolactone anymore, i just. i need all the salt on my pretzels
 RockPusher: Pretzels a good reason to break out the "fancy" salts
veiledwanderer: Hey, the dragon has text this game!
 Dog_of_Myth: Now I want some pretzels...
 RockPusher: hmmmm
 pleonasticTautology: fuck i need to go to auntie annes soon
 TheDevil_Risen: there used to be a pretzel shop that did sweet large soft pretzels
 iris_of_ether: Chocolate covered
 TheDevil_Risen: they were good
 pleonasticTautology: or a baseball game
 wedge_x: scooping hard pretzels in cream cheese
 ShaneLeeAtk: I want the hard pretzel dust and salt at the bottom of the container
 AtomicAlchemical: hard pretzels with dark chocolate
 TheDevil_Risen: mm wholegrain mustard
 pleonasticTautology: cori, which ones are dipping mustards and which ones are sandwich mustards
 Dog_of_Myth: That does sound good
 bytecaster: I mean, a sweet mustard and white sausage is classic
 Marvoleath: Did you ever have a Czech pretzel with a sausage in it?
a_Weakling: Honey, stone ground, dijon?
 evil_h2o_elf: I'm sorry, what did Cori just sip?
 RockPusher: Snack talk is mean when the supermarket is closed for Easter 
 NotCainNorAbel: Baltimore
 evil_h2o_elf: 
 iris_of_ether: I need to figure out a solution for like gluten free soft pretzels and fauxsants
 Dog_of_Myth: Not all of them sadly
 RockPusher: I live in the future
 sporkraptor: it's this Sunday? cool
 pleonasticTautology: which is cheaper, driving to the mall for pretzels or going to a baseball game for pretzels...
 TheDevil_Risen: its good friday today, well in upside down land
 Amentur: Good Friday is still a holiday here
 sporkraptor: stat holidays XD
 RockPusher: What If…?
 TheDevil_Risen: talk to BeeJ
 micalovits: Imagine not having the entire week off, sounds like a non EU problem
Barb4rian: I have never had whatever this good friday is as a day off
 bytecaster: So only James gets holidays off, I got it
 pleonasticTautology: beej eats the whole pretzels
 Marvoleath: we have the Monday after
 NotCainNorAbel: I get to go to work   
 RockPusher: I get Friday and Monday
veiledwanderer: I got this whole week off. ^-^
Barb4rian: In the US, not a finance bro, in the private sector. Never had it
manfred909: I've got today and Monday off but have to work the Saturday
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Monday is just for government workers, schools, banks, etc
 Dog_of_Myth: I just get Sat. off.
 Wiliart: We Dutchies have 2nd easter (and some other 2nd holidays)
 pleonasticTautology: i never had good friday off (new york and washington) but i'd have sunday off/time and a half if it was retail, or monday off if a 9-5
 iris_of_ether: Don't get Friday, but hey I do get Memorial Day so
 NotCainNorAbel: I have that policy too; I just might not get to work again later
 micalovits: Not like the lands matter for mono red
 Diabore: mono red means we get another draft today lets go
 BrookJustBones: I kinda hope there is a LRR member somewhere who just always called 'don't feel like working" So we've never seen them
 TheDevil_Risen: it randomly errors, i have had it
 NotCainNorAbel: mark is off doing cocaine
 Diabore: seat 8?
 xantos69: The thing about Mark... SO funny.  Always has the best jokes.  Too bad he is never around.
 micalovits: Are... Are they okay?
 Bugberry: I had a match earlier today that said draw right as I won.
Reldnahcire: i reject the reality where 3am exists
 Diabore: seat 8 nooooo!
 BusTed: And occasionally goes live
 Diabore: those are some great rares
strangerdanger91: sage is nuts
caladynus6: no
 Orestes290: mono red splash
 ghizmou: we could be 5 color dragon
 BrookJustBones: Sage is so good, flurry deck
 Diabore: i think sage is better
caladynus6: its pretty mediocre
cjtree: Mono red, splash for neriv
 nevyn666: its not good
 RockPusher: BusTed secret cleaner stream OP
DAC169: it's great for Mardu
 KingOfDoma: That hurt
 Diabore: is stormbrood mono red?
 bytecaster: The Omen counts if you only put mountains in the deck
cjtree: stormbrood just for the omen sounds great
 wedge_x: it would be pretty funny if you gave the cleaners a stream key for when they're there
 Diabore: you never have to cast the dragon
caladynus6: stormbrood is red 
 xantos69: Have you heard about this new thing called "Mardu-Red"
ztghostie: one of its heads is red
 wedge_x: ha
 ShaneLeeAtk: I enjoyed that stream
 xantos69: LRR fans LOVE dead air.
 wedge_x: lofi vacuuming to study to
 bytecaster: You can go to the Discord
 RockPusher: Chat is very good at entertaining itself
Gadora: It was a good mystery box, though.
 nevyn666: bye. have a wonderful time
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 wedge_x: cut to drinking bird in the booth
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 RockPusher: Okay chat, you heard the man!
 3schr: Thanks for getting the pronunciation correct!
 Mr_Horrible: you've heard of "scam bits" now it's "scram bits"
 Cptasparagus: tell Cam he should be working
 evil_h2o_elf: the poor people in this draft queue
 Sylenctone: 100 bits for naps?
 Marvoleath: The good old 'street musician but bad' take - "I'll stop playing if you give me money"
 xantos69: I'm having a nap right now.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wait, I just got home. Are we forcing monocolor in a wedge set?
caladynus6: yup
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cool.
 nevyn666: 100 start the holiday weekend early. go on get.
 evil_h2o_elf: we are also drinking applesauce.  lots of good decisions
 Lord_Hosk: These aren't BAD cards
Barb4rian: Run 24 land >=)
caladynus6: boltcaster is kinda bad
 xantos69: You can get away with 15 lands in mono red.
GirlPainting: pivet to black in pack 3
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 Marvoleath: hybrid mana counts, right?
 Lord_Hosk: Its not GOOD, but its not BAD, its strictly fine
DAC169:  colorless don't count 
 micalovits: Not really
 EOstby: Yeah, mono red in other formats gets to play colorless, so you should be able to also.
bombdiggidydan: 11 of 12. We're doing it!
 Marvoleath: casting a mardu hybrid spell for 4 and a red is monored enough
 TheDevil_Risen: if only i could trigger break bits 
GirlPainting: is this forcing mono red?
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DAC169: not good for the cost, but not bad
DuchessRaine: 
 Wiliart: That Mardu deck would have been fire.
 Wiliart: Another kind of red
goldreaver: after 4 matches in a row against decks with 5 on color rare and mythic bombs and going second 8 times in a row I'm officially spent on Arena. Time to watch other cool people play!
GirlPainting: alex tought us, having a black card dos not mean we are not mono red!
manfred909: pivot?
 xantos69: Ok hold on... That Hybrid card counts right
 TheDevil_Risen: wait, Cam's never been subbed?
 Lord_Hosk: Remember the Temur, Mardu, and Jeski cards are mono red they are just expensive
 Svengineer: Opponents are gonna feel bad and think youre stuck on mana
Agnememnon: I would draft jetskis all day
DAC169:  colorless don't count 
 TheDevil_Risen: PLAYSET!
 Marvoleath: 
 bytecaster: Ugin counts!
caladynus6: they are still mono red with colorless
 Lord_Hosk: Can you cast Colorless with Mountains?  YES
Agnememnon: you pay for them with mountains just like everything else
GirlPainting: Ukarn?
veiledwanderer: If all mountain landbase can cast it, it counts
 TheDevil_Risen: Tree Karn Best Karn
 TheDevil_Risen: #MikeBurnsArt
GirlPainting: Karngin?
 BrookJustBones: But can you tap the Globe for non red mana?
Manitu_25: you mean eugene?
 EOstby: Or as other may call him, Eugene the Spirit Dagron.
 micalovits: I just call him "F Tron"
 Bugberry: unfortunately Commander doesn't follow that rule for Hybrid.
goldreaver: Jet Sky is my favorite tribe just after  Lemur
GirlPainting: thats longer then 4 ever
caladynus6: obviously noob4ever was taken
GirlPainting: so its jeskai/mardu mono red now
 TheDevil_Risen: thats a good gag
cjtree: I feel for anyone else playing a tribe with red in this draft pod
Agnememnon: can't deck ourselves anymore
bombdiggidydan: Nightwatch is a 6 mana R card.
 xantos69: @cjtree They knew the risks
 Marvoleath: @GirlPainting it can be cast with just red mana -> good enough
 egyptcraze: Is this a lrr-chievo or arena-chievo?
 micalovits: @egyptcraze Yes
GirlPainting: Marvoleath both are hybrid cards with 2 mana colourless...so still counts as mono red
 evil_h2o_elf: I'd be surprised if anyone else at this table is drafting red given how hard you are cutting it
 Lord_Hosk: Take Serge!
 paulohsbastos: why are you picking only red cards?
 micalovits: Now you are gonna end up with 4 leopards and missing that one
 Bugberry: @paulohsbastos because it's funny
GirlPainting: Btw, did you lend serge to Kenchi?...he was in the commander game with mat mercer ^^
bombdiggidydan: This deck is hot garbage. I can't wait to see you go undefeated.
 Bugberry: 5 color mono red
cjtree: 5 different shades of red
 bytecaster: Sweep is good
 TheDevil_Risen: tawny
DAC169: Duelist
 xantos69: More 2 drops
ghyllnox: 5 color red stuff
 Marvoleath: half of the 3 drops are 5 drops though
DAC169: remember, all those gold cards are 5 cost
 ghizmou: we have to end games before our opponents get to cast their good cards
 Bugberry: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 BusTed: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 xantos69: Got there.
DAC169: 
 Going_Medium: Got there
 Marvoleath: 
 TurnedToFrog: 
 ghizmou: 
GirlPainting: draft the same card 5 times in one draft?
Barb4rian: \o/
 RockPusher: 
 zelukester: 
 Bugberry: It was all worth it now
 RockPusher:   
 TheDevil_Risen: what's it like to have a perfect mana base?
veiledwanderer: I say we can't use the treasures for other mana than red for the hybrid cards. >:c
GirlPainting: i have that emote...and i can´t remember drafting....
Flyingdelorion: 
 EOstby: Everyone else is this draft must be so confused.
Barb4rian: 5-color red stuff
 Lord_Hosk: You could have had 5
shushu2539: choosing mono in a multicolored set. Bold
GirlPainting: oh right, you just need a number of achivements...not specific ones
 evil_h2o_elf: @GirlPainting you can get it with other advanced achievements too
cjtree: land
 Marvoleath: @GirlPainting achievements give progress, progress unlocks the emotes etc, so you could have other achievs from the same section
 TheDevil_Risen: probs sarkan
 bytecaster: That 4/5 dragon that shoots a land?
caladynus6: magmatic dragon
DAC169: Mountain 
 TheDevil_Risen: or the cori mtn
caladynus6: magmatic hellkite
 micalovits: Basic island is the best mono R land
 ghizmou: cori equipment
GirlPainting: yea guys, i goth there in the end ^^
 Wiliart: The storming dragon?
 gualdhar: Hey James, what do you think of Le Poisson Steve?
 TheDevil_Risen: the mythic enchantment is pretty legit
 evil_h2o_elf: @GirlPainting sorry to be explainey unecessarily!
GirlPainting: no worrys
 TheDevil_Risen: Lands!
 couchboyj: The rummage legend is good
GirlPainting: i am german...i am explaining proof ^^
 TheDevil_Risen: and avatar!
 iris_of_ether: Insta keeps showing me Poisson Steve
 ghizmou: can t believe we have enough playables
 xantos69: Sir... your deck appears sick.
DAC169: 51 card 
 TimeToFry: 5 mana for those 3 colour cards seems not great
 egyptcraze: Cut the sentinels
goldreaver: Removal tribal never fails
GirlPainting: member the coloured spells are higher in the curve
goldreaver: I'd cut all colorless here for sure
 QuixoticScrivener: move the hybrids to the 5 slot?
 micalovits: Some of them are pretty bad at 5
 TheDevil_Risen: they are 5 drops
 Lord_Hosk: messanger isnt worth it
 egyptcraze: Cut messenger
strangerdanger91: globe has the hidden benefit of discounting a bunch of 5 drops
 Marvoleath: current might be the best of the hybrid ones
 Dog_of_Myth: 41 card special?
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 micalovits: I would play the colourless dragon over the tawnyback
 EOstby: It's playable.
 xantos69: Art
 Poggifers_LRR: its…… fine
 TheDevil_Risen: Lands!
 Lord_Hosk: its Fine TM, not fine fine
 couchboyj: This seems red
 Bugberry: this deck is going to do something
 TheDevil_Risen: Dom United
Agnememnon: I wonder if this gets a better win rate then we think it will
 mackstashmarshall: believe in the RDW
 egyptcraze: It's gonna do nothing POWERFULLY...mediocre at least lol
GirlPainting: full art lands?
 theamc2000: Red!
 snortablecola: freest 7-0 I've ever seen
 BrookJustBones: Wait, don't we need 5 dragons for the achievement?
 Lord_Hosk: One of each!
 couchboyj: All different
 Akaiatana: I'm thinkin' Arby's
cjtree: I second one of each
 egyptcraze: One of each
 TheDevil_Risen: the parquette lands honk
 Poggifers_LRR: this is definitely red mage behavior……. chaos
 Bugberry: There are so many styles, best use as many as possible.
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 theamc2000: this is great effort to tilt your opponent
 Svengineer: DnD flavor text lands
Agnememnon: I think I'm going to start doing this
 TheDevil_Risen: mountains with flavour text!
GirlPainting: the ones with favour text
 sporkraptor: I was talking about different mountains
GirlPainting: for flavor reasons
 Akaiatana: Hey mountains! No peaking!
 Poggifers_LRR: can you do a white border  or yellow border
cjtree: a forest
 Bugberry: space mountains?
 Dog_of_Myth: The John Avon one?
Agnememnon: to bad the full text lands aren't on here
 Lord_Hosk: what are the ones with the text on them?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Speaking as someone who has exactly one of each snow covered basic in every Brawl deck, I approve.
 LurkerSpine: woo bob ross
 xantos69: Good choice on the Bob Ross
asddsa28: yrah the bob ross one
 TheDevil_Risen: AFR and CBG
 Bugberry: objectively funny deck
 EOstby: God's Perfect Deck incoming.
 Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk AFR / DnD
goldreaver: god is based??
Xiff_: God (single) tear
 Bugberry: Who are you? I'm you but sillier.
goldreaver: thank god his 2 drop was garbage
 egyptcraze: Druid
GirlPainting: we need to hit the shop before the next game for more bling ^^
 Poggifers_LRR: same James …… same
 Bugberry: @goldreaver that devotee has done some good work
 micalovits: I like the kitty
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 TheDevil_Risen: more #MikeBurnsArt
 pleonasticTautology: wait what's that enchantment?
 iris_of_ether: My partner went to church with his high school friend wearing yellow cat's eye contacts. Apparently got stared at throughout the sermon
 pleonasticTautology: i didn't see the name
 Lord_Hosk: JUDGE! opponent is playing too many colors!
 egyptcraze: Oh yeah that's right, our deck is bad lol
veiledwanderer: Good thing Stormshriek doesn't care about those defenders
 Poggifers_LRR: ya didn’t our opponent get the memo ? mono colors only
GirlPainting: i agree with Lord_Hosk ! JUDGE
 Bugberry: @pleonasticTautology ringing strike mastery
 micalovits: Snap block, we aint no cowards
 pleonasticTautology: @Bugberry thank you!
 pleonasticTautology: !card ringing strike mastery
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Manitu_25: dead men tell no tales >:)
veiledwanderer: Dragon?
 egyptcraze: Do the omen?
 xantos69: I like the cat there as it trades with their 4/4
Agnememnon: its so strange that the spider doest have reach
 TheDevil_Risen: Behold! a dagon!
GirlPainting: JUDGE, my oponents creatures are bigger then mine!
 Poggifers_LRR: you have to yell behold like Kibler lol
 Lord_Hosk: that horse is dancing!
GirlPainting: me na che
Grimnus: Even more secret reach
 Akaiatana: Surge kills a mammoth before it enters.
 ghizmou: we can 2 for 2
Manitu_25: shock brigade has menace
 egyptcraze: We need to get rid of it
veiledwanderer: swing dragon, and surge for a 2 for 2
 raulghoulia: was watching the crapshot bracket the other day. yall are funny
veiledwanderer: kill the monumnet too
Flyingdelorion: If we did that before blockers our brigade would live right?
 egyptcraze: JUDGE! my opponent is gaining life!
veiledwanderer: @Flyingdelorion We were thinking of Suerging the 6/6
veiledwanderer: 6/6 blocking the dragon
shushu2539: the veil has fallen
 Lord_Hosk: 4 colors?
 Lord_Hosk: what is this madness
Flyingdelorion: the tension....
 egyptcraze: They obviously tried to force temur and got sad bc we took it
 Marvoleath: it would be funnier if they were 4c no-red
 micalovits: Real MTG players play mono red, like Garfield intented!
dm818: honestly sick
 TheDevil_Risen: james are you dying?
Flyingdelorion: I learned from Megan and Maria just an hour ago that the pros draft 4 or 5 colour dragons all the time so....
 Akaiatana: O2, Brute?
 RockPusher: Ashes to ashes, rust to rust
 TheDevil_Risen: OOF
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 micalovits: We should probably have held the land
Flyingdelorion: Harsh!
 Aarek: rude
 Bugberry: excessive
agentofsaruman69: @Flyingdelorion i love GLHF but i really wish they wouldn't do shows about draft strategy lol
veiledwanderer: We're mono red. You can't expect us to read
 egyptcraze: Ok no tried to force Jeskai lol
 Bugberry: 5 color Red vs 4 color no Black
 Gaz_L: all card draw all the time
 Lord_Hosk: Cameron is just playing to the deck by leaving you
 Lord_Hosk: on red
 pleonasticTautology: hosssssssssssssssk
 Cptasparagus: the dragon in the center bottom of the screen with the reverse hippo head is very amonkhet coded
 Marvoleath: 
 egyptcraze: Feral has firebreathing
 RockPusher: and then, when you are finally a pile of oxides, get you some chlorine trifluoride and really get every last thing left oxidised
 micalovits: @egyptcraze More like firecoughing
shushu2539: dragons are just snakes with flying
Flyingdelorion: @agentofsaruman69 I get ya, I love the info but now a lot of people have that infor so what is the smart thing to do? Anyway, they make a podcast every week and they have to talk about something....
 egyptcraze: Hold the land
 pleonasticTautology: get them to deck out?
 theamc2000: mill
 pleonasticTautology: lmao yeah
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "help us help you... mill yourself"
 micalovits: If they mill out, it would be so funny
 Diabore: Lands amirite
 theamc2000: valueless red dragon
 Gaz_L: ha! we have no nonbasics, OP, so now who's the fool?
 Cptasparagus: @theamc2000 maidenless eyes white dragon
 Gaz_L: OP is addicted to card draw
 micalovits: Who isn't?
 Marvoleath: we can win by milling
 Cptasparagus: oh unblockable is bad
Flyingdelorion: We are soooo basic!
 micalovits: Narset is a may sadly
 Marvoleath: just gotta find something to target to trigger Surrak
 LurkerSpine: I think you're dobs next turn
 Gaz_L: i enjoy drawing cards, but i can stop whenever i want
pygmytortle: What are you doing step opponent?
LechugaTortuga: Sherly
 pleonasticTautology: don't call them shirley
 Akaiatana: They are a Cameron
 Gaz_L: is this the 'self-defined wincon' of decking themselves?
 TurnedToFrog: Maybe they're going for an achievement?
 Diabore: BURN SPELL PLEASE
veiledwanderer: Surrak is not a may
 egyptcraze: Do they have an achievo to cast their deck?
 micalovits: Leopard can draw!
 Diabore: NOOOOO
 Marvoleath: drawing cards >> winning
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 ghizmou: they must be thinking, I'll let them draw their second color before I kill them
 Diabore: Fwiw leopard was a redraw james
dm818: And all while you were stuck on just one color!
 Marvoleath:  oppo is playing with their food
Grimnus: Not even a little
Barb4rian: Watch them accidentally make a draw trigger
ludusprime: everyone report Fryguy777 for jerk crimes
 Gaz_L: it is
GirlPainting: it defnetly is
shushu2539: that wouldn't had happened with a mono green
veiledwanderer: If only we had a way to target their creatures
 pleonasticTautology: 
GirlPainting:   
 couchboyj: Yeah, it is
DAC169: probably
 Diabore: Lands amirite?
 mackstashmarshall:   
GirlPainting: shopping for more OP lands
 pleonasticTautology: listen
 Gaz_L: oh, yeah, Surrak would've made any targeted spell lethal there, lol
 pleonasticTautology: i have the money to do gimmick gift subs
 pleonasticTautology: so i wanna
 micalovits: Should probably have attacked with the leopard to hopefully draw something that targeted, but oh well xD
 bytecaster: Actually, don't you think we are fighting Ugin?
 Gaz_L: oh you monsters, did you put all different Mountain art in the deck? 
 egyptcraze: Ope, don't have the colors for that, gonna have to discard it XD
 egyptcraze: Ik Cori, was making a lol
 Lord_Hosk: Be funny funny person
 Gaz_L: wait, i thought you were banana?
GirlPainting: a hore walks into a bar....cori the barkeeper sayes, sorry, can´t draw you!
 pleonasticTautology: youyou james
 RockPusher:   
GirlPainting: horse
 egyptcraze: Lmfao
GirlPainting: DANG!
 egyptcraze: Bolt?
GirlPainting: damn you dirty keyboard!
 egyptcraze: Duelist and bolt
GirlPainting: remember kids, smoking is bad for your abillety to type correctly!
  RayFK: Did you force mono red?
  RayFK: You did didn't you
 pleonasticTautology: hi jordan
 pleonasticTautology: jordan would you agree that it's exceedingly gorgeous out today
  RayFK: It is
  RayFK: (you weren't one short)
 egyptcraze: Lmfao
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
  RayFK: You are.
 brainbosh: Does it keep indestructible?
 theamc2000: indestructible
 egyptcraze: Conced and toss the deck in the river XD
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 MegaDosX: Reading the card etc etc
GirlPainting: a double block in THIS economy?
 Bugberry: exacies
GirlPainting: shop for more OP lands!
ludusprime: maybe using the omen to draw 2 would have been better
Grimnus: 0-2 bracket, time for the 7-2
 bytecaster: Classic Dob
 pleonasticTautology: dobbing hurts
 pleonasticTautology: a lot lmao
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 pleonasticTautology: impressive
 MegaDosX: Plasticine
GirlPainting: will we get a milk shake if we loose here?
 GapFiller: James did jump into a lake that one time
Flyingdelorion: He is Ironman
 pleonasticTautology: i broke two bones, both in really really dumb ways
 Serpens77: Jamestanium
pygmytortle: HUH
 GapFiller: after breaking Jers nose
 brainbosh: Ah, James also part of the No broken Bones club
shushu2539: Unbreakable
 pleonasticTautology: broke my pinky slipping on a napkin on a marble floor
 SourcePlaysGames: @pleonasticTautology What's a smart way to break a bone?
 pleonasticTautology: broke my wrist going from grass to driveway in rollerblades without wristguards
GirlPainting: so cori, how is the horse drawing coming?
GirlPainting: ^^
Fasty_AF: @pleonasticTautology Hammer - a lot more effective than a spoon
 MalFnord: Does he, or are we just being nice?
 TheDevil_Risen: the stamp yesterday was cool tho 
 Bugberry: Red recognize Red
DAC169: Ian, Cori says you look cute today 
GirlPainting: i may or may not be a troll....BUT i am funny!
GirlPainting: thats why you tollerate me
Grimnus: Wait, did you run into the oonly other mono red player?
GirlPainting: 
gryfyn1: are you playing the mono red bracket?
 egyptcraze: Wait, how the heck did 2 monored drafters manage this draft?
Flyingdelorion: Wait is our oppo also on mono red?
 Akaiatana: Yakuza: Like a floor.
 MegaDosX: As one does
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 TheDevil_Risen: omg
Flyingdelorion: ah there is the island!
agentofsaruman69: life size
 Gaz_L: Like A Floor: Infinite Carpet
 SourcePlaysGames: Most things are more classy than a penis.
DAC169: aw... OP isn't mono-red as well 
 RechargeableFrenchman: There's more than enough time and material to do both
 RockPusher: James' emotes: more classy than a penis 
 korvys: What ever happened with the DB tattoo?
 RockPusher: GirlPainting beware the horse-club's spies https://imgur.com/ia8W5UB
 Lord_Hosk: Third?  You don't know that James isn't a Klingon
 Bugberry: I think mono-White is also not bad. I went against someone that was on 4 plains for awhile and still gave me trouble until they drew their swamps.
GirlPainting: RockPusher THAT is horrefying
 korvys: Yeah
  RayFK: sure was
 egyptcraze: I mean, I'm trying desperately to get rid of mine...
 wedge_x: tattoo a false penis to scare away predators
 LostThePirate: XD
agentofsaruman69: good lord lol
 Mr_Horrible: inadvisable, to be sure
  RayFK: Right on the dick
 MegaDosX: Jordan no
GirlPainting: i have a phoenix feather and a kitty on my left arm!
 Lord_Hosk: lol
 RockPusher:  
 pleonasticTautology: i want sooooooooo many tattoos
 egyptcraze: At least do a $ so that it's clear...er?
 Mr_Horrible: "We call this number a Desert Fuck"
 ghizmou: it s just flesh
 MegaDosX: Because most people have the goddamn sense to not get their dick tattooed
 Lord_Hosk: @Mr_Horrible nice
 Akaiatana: "It never comes up" Are they drunk?
 Cptasparagus: tattoos hurt more where there are more pain receptors, so you guess
g0blinslide: how many people do you know with dick tattoos?
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, that's a good one
 Akaiatana: What about a deer stag in a desert?
 TheDevil_Risen: cash games at the door 
 SourcePlaysGames: Cannot be cashed... CAN be bribed.
 TheDevil_Risen: *james
 korvys: You say that like you *dodged* getting a tattoo
GirlPainting: the most painfull parts are the toung, the finger tips, and toes
 nevyn666: nah man. now is the time to get weird with it
 Mr_Horrible: your flesh cries out for artistry, James
  Juliamon: I'm 41 and still very much care about tattoos
 micalovits: I think we are going cho cho
  Juliamon: even tho I only have one
 egyptcraze: We need to end the next feral sadly
 pleonasticTautology: i turned 36 last week and i want so many tattoos, and i have a buncha piercings too
 egyptcraze: *omen the next feral
Grimnus: Oh couldve made the mobilize token unable to be blocked
NimrodXIV: also 41 - if I could decide on designs, I'd get more tattoos (have 1)
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah but they don't have a 90% chance of drawing a Land  
 egyptcraze: I have a plan for a 3/4 sleeve but no money atm
 Lord_Hosk: @korvys For a millennial?  He kinda did.  Last I heard something like 62% of American Millennials have at least 1 tattoo, I would assume the numbers are fairly similar for Canadians
phokinglam: doesnt change the math right? 1 dmg eitherr way
 Akaiatana: Scheduling is for blockers
 Cptasparagus: so just the tip pokes out ofc
 korvys: Zip-off sleeves
 Mr_Horrible: it's so the sleeves can do Hot Girl Summer
GirlPainting: But seriously @Cori, how has your drawing abilety improoved, since you started your show?
 TheDevil_Risen: called it 
 theamc2000: James
 MegaDosX: Do those things include drawing lands?
 ghizmou: you could get your numbers tattooed around each areola, like the wheels of a bus
 RockPusher: I hear the exposed mid-riff is all the rage in commander now 
Morrigan9: mdfc that you need to flip
 theamc2000: please draw not a mountain
 egyptcraze: Well now you can play a land lol
DAC169: crop-tops for your cards?
  Juliamon: top-down sleeves for cards you only use the adventure of
gryfyn1: I thought you were a bad player James! a bad player would have cut a land
 Lord_Hosk: There is no such thing as drawing poorly, just being overly critical of yourself
 korvys: I also enjoy seeing things
 Akaiatana: "The way my eye developed" (pictures dragon-eye-land pupils of a horse)
GirlPainting: 
GirlPainting: thx for answering
 theamc2000: who was you second favorite guest so far?
kynelwynn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Cooking w/ Ian - Soft Pretzels) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
 Lord_Hosk: @theamc2000 and why is it hosk
GirlPainting: lol
  Juliamon: the correct answer is Az
 Azralorne: Juliamon
 egyptcraze: Wait, we still let Ian near stoves?
 Azralorne: Excuse you
GirlPainting: drw!
GirlPainting: draw cards
 Azralorne: 😂
 Lord_Hosk: Yeah, Az is #1
 egyptcraze: We needed to omen I think
 MegaDosX: Remember that if James had omened he would have shuffled the dragon away
 micalovits: You would totally have drawn 2 dragons with the omen
 MegaDosX: And it's James so he probably would have just drawn two lands
 egyptcraze: That second pt is the valid one XD
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 MegaDosX: You have mana
g0blinslide: u have the mana
 brainbosh: noooooo
 MegaDosX: JAMES
  RayFK: YOU HAD THE AMAN
  RayFK: MANA
g0blinslide: treasure
 MegaDosX: YOU HAD MANA
 Marvoleath: Use treasure
  RayFK: THE TREASURE
Flyingdelorion: you had the mana
 MegaDosX: Rock and treasure
 micalovits: Go home and go to bed
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
Manitu_25: LOOOOL
 MegaDosX: James go get a coffee or something
 TheDevil_Risen: oof
 Marvoleath: 
DAC169: do it again
 SkipIives: oops
 Serpens77: shame 
GirlPainting: 0-3 milk shake bracket!
 nevyn666: shame concede. i vibe with it
 TheDevil_Risen: ty for the stream 
 Azralorne: 😂😂😂
 SkipIives:     
 Diabore: Next week is gonna be interesting for whoever picks up that deck
 SkipIives: 
shushu2539:  
 MegaDosX: Next week is a new draft, that was 0-3
DAC169: James, when will you learn your lesson about forcing mono-red? 
 Going_Medium: Save some of that salt for the pretzels
 ghizmou: you have no visible balding james if you ever wondered
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks James, thanks Cori!
 TheDevil_Risen: baiii 
 MegaDosX: @DAC169 Learning? Lessons?? Sounds made up
 TheDevil_Risen: something something London Drugs?
 GapFiller: sounds like phun
 korvys: "we're doing... ... drugs"
 Akaiatana: Are the BeacNs lit?
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for stream! Love a stipulation draft despite losing all games it was very entertaining! I love you both just as everyone else at loadingreadyrun 
 pleonasticTautology: if i had the money i'd take the ferry up for it
 TheDevil_Risen: they needed more coke so their going to London Drugs 
 KWardJenx: A Remote?! Nice!
 GapFiller: this their website? https://www.beacn.com/
 KilrenKrae: How much for a round trip ticket from Iowa?!
 GapFiller: oooh Metal Slug
 LostThePirate: LRRCon II at London Drungs 
 pleonasticTautology: garbage dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Lord_Hosk: Who is going to be at the LoadingReallyLive?
 egyptcraze: I'm getting four seasons landscaping flashbacks XD
 Gaz_L: oh the one that's like Gloomhaven but couch co-op on phones?
GirlPainting: hmmmkaiybye o/
GirlPainting: and thx for all the fish
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 KWardJenx: Bye!
 pleonasticTautology: au revoir!
 Gaz_L: byeee
Flyingdelorion: Bye!
 TheAinMAP:   
 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #4745: "Uh oh. I'm a reference I don't understand." —Ian [2018-03-06]
 letfireraindown: WOOOO
 RockPusher: How many Fs are you on my frood?
 wedge_x: Tinker Tailer Queso Fry
 pleonasticTautology: pretzels...
 wedge_x: Tailer? Tailor. w/e
 TheMerricat: Well this song is well titled. 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 accountmadeforants: That's the first time I've heard Zero F's Given and it was as powerful as the title promised.
 TheMerricat: On one hand, I appreciate that artists should be able to set the prices for their own works. On the other hand, I really wish Bradley hadn't set the price for his music on Bandcamp at $275 USD. 
 LostThePirate: Anyone else getting water level vibes from this track?
 LostThePirate: Ok, less so now, lol
  Juliamon: this track is several mini-tracks in one
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat That's just the full album, you can get individual tracks for $1.
 accountmadeforants: (Presumably the 275 increments with each new song.)
   LoadingReadyRun:  fun fact! a "Tailer" is someone who follows (tails) someone else. So someone who specializes in following people who make clothes, would be a Tailor Tailer
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants Brain worms refuse to allow me to have just individual tracks.  But thanks for that heads up. That is a smidge of a discount from the full price. 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
  Juliamon: yeah, bandcamp autogenerates "complete" collections which can sometimes (and often do) include duplicate tracks
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Master_Gunner: Love when Twitch starts a stream with 5+ minutes of ads. Just the best.
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight chef Ian is making Soft Pretzels & Queso twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114356039374230676
 TheAinMAP: 
 LostThePirate: 
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher: Everything is Pretzel
 definenull: Henlo!
 TheAinMAP:   
InconsiderateHat: I'm so excited for soft pretzels
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 wedge_x: Let's Lye
 ArdCollider: Ian people told us to tell you you look cute
 Lord_Hosk: Ian you look cute today
 gualdhar: how many guests are in the friend zone?
 accountmadeforants: Pretz Try
 TheWriterAleph: does anyone else think ian looks cute today
 Nigouki: hell yeah olde timey mixer that actually works unlike modern crap
 definenull: Putting the try in let's try
 r10pez10: regular pretzel day
 MalFnord: oooh an Alton Brown recipe
 TheWriterAleph: love me a soft pretzel
 gualdhar: I'll be honest, I have no idea why some salt is kosher
 Critterbot: Kosher salt isn't kosher, it makes things kosher.
 Critterbot: Should be called kosdhering salt.
  Juliamon: kosherING salt, shortened to kosher salt
 RockPusher: *all* purpose? I doubt that…
 accountmadeforants: @Nigouki Wait, how did they enshittify a motor attached to bevel gears attached to a stick?
 gualdhar: oh, ok that makes more sense I guess
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