LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
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IbunWest:
IbunWest:
writes down Fyndhorn Elves 
Metric_Furlong: somehow read that as 'findom elves'
Metric_Furlong: which is probably a sign my brain is too tired to be functioning
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thraximore: you'd have fit right in yesterday
ihlendrax: !secret
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thraximore: or was that wednesday
thraximore: whenever they played finspan
RockPusher: !quote wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #9110: "I'M OUT OF HOG!" —Wheeler [2024-10-06]
thraximore: wheeler opened by calling it "findom"
r10pez10: there is no time there is only chocolate eggs
IbunWest: Findom definitely involves Merfolk
thraximore:
@IbunWest 
Fruan: Oh, are we talking about Merfolk Looter again?
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RockPusher: Music to derp to
Fruan: I came here to Canlander, and I'm all out of cans.
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YakkShakk221B: Oh I have very good timing
lamina5432: evening
Dread_Pirate_Westley: My cat did not appreciate that sound.
justalog96: Hello folks!
RockPusher: good roll Wheeler
justalog96: Thowaper fight
RockPusher: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #8320: "If I find people unfunny I'll just get rid of them." —Serge [2022-11-13]
Datnade012: Me?!?
YakkShakk221B:
hello team
tehfewl: you
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Cptasparagus: the bong dongler
YakkShakk221B: five dollar dongle bongling
Xerodin: why do they know about your dongle?
tehfewl: its Pronounced "Bogles"
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couchboyj: Continuous. Enthusiastic. Dongling Consent!
lightfut: *chuckles sensibly*
anhakha: !quote bongle
IbunWest: nailed it
kynelwynn: greensleeves
bbblehh: i do very much like the color of wheeler's sleeves tonight, a very nice shade of green
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Shield dragons sleeve.
tehfewl: Dragons' Sleeves
theevilslime: Shieldsleeve Dragons :0
anhakha: Is serge playing food?
theamc2000: I find it funny
micalovits: Has Serge been avoiding you Wheeler?
AMuseOfFirebane: Man hand shield sleeve car door
Dog_of_Myth: Can always switch seats still?
theamc2000: except blue
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Tarkir is great
bytecaster: so 5 color dragons today?
RockPusher: playing with new toys night
Diabore: oooooh spicy
Juliamon: !cardview on
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tehfewl: i need to get an eshki
bbblehh: i gotta get an eshki too, she's my favorite
anhakha: Isn't buldak a type of spicy sauce?
Dog_of_Myth:
Mardu 
LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.
tehfewl: big chicken
powerflapjack: oh that's why mardu chicken
Grinnin_Gin: Serge with the absolutely based take on Mardu Siegebreaker
powerflapjack: homie is straight riding a chocobo
Grinnin_Gin: GET HIM SERGE
anhakha: Cock a doodle mar doooo
Fruan: Putting an initiative creature under the chicken is sick.
micalovits: I just finished a 6-3 draft with this guy! Sadly can't say if he is good or not since I never drew him xD
Juliamon: Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you~
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letsbelgo: @anhakha fire chicken in korean
spawnofhastur: Mmm, spicy chicken
tehfewl: strip mine fight
Dog_of_Myth: oooo
Diabore: spoilies!
bbblehh: Magic: the Gathering
powerflapjack: Magic: the Gathering
anhakha: @letsbelgo I know I buy a spicy sauce called Bulgaria sauce, and that tracks.
tehfewl: also, now i want some Korean friend chicken
anhakha: *buldak
Juliamon: !wheeler
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Grinnin_Gin: I am very excited to see this Mardu list
anhakha: Dam auto correct
justalog96: Finally, banning mana crypt
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
theamc2000: that how we know it a bit
micalovits: Sure you did
anhakha: @tehfewl Korean friend chicken?
thraximore: um actually that's a HOBBIT
r10pez10: ?2
SittingOx:
noooooooooo i miss the first 13 minutes of the strea 
tehfewl: yeah, i want to share it with my friend
justalog96: Making up for the bad joke
kynelwynn: something you dont understelf
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
spawnofhastur: @SittingOx this is the first game at least.
thraximore: @SittingOx they JUST began playing
tehfewl: (my friend is just me)
RockPusher: Kitty!
tehfewl: ((im hungry))
SittingOx: i also make that noise everytime i see a cat
shockcycle: Hold up, Did Wheeler just quote Cypress Hill? Respect
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LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
Diabore: not its even better
r10pez10: is cypress hill related to lauren hill
LRRbot: Eshki Dragonclaw [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance, trample, ward {1} / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.
goombalax: Judge's tower Wheeler loses
circusofkirkus: gross
bbblehh: Eshki!!!!
SittingOx: LET'S GO ESHKI!
Diabore: shes so good
justalog96: unreal
spawnofhastur: feel the rain on your skin
bbblehh: I forgot she draws a card too lmao
tehfewl: im buying eshki right now
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
SittingOx: now you can put eshki on the thumbnail of the video!
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
Diabore: wheeler please, eshki also has vigilance
RockPusher: Beep Beep
MasonzeroGaming:
I just started building an Eshki Adventures commander deck 
they're nice!
justalog96: Spicy hands
powerflapjack: i looked away for a minute and it appears wheeler fed serge his teeth on a hard aggro?
bbblehh: @MasonzeroGaming oh wait that's kind of a fire idea actually
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
r10pez10: i'll allow it
MasonzeroGaming:
@bbblehh Seems like the best way to easily cast a creature and noncreature in the same turn 
guacxmole: What’d I miss? I gather Wheeler won, what the hell deck is Serge on?
micalovits: @powerflapjack Just the biggest midrange creatures
SittingOx: wheeler please its a 2025 legendary creature
justalog96: @guacxmole Mardu initiative
r10pez10: uhh
justalog96: With the new siegebreaker
lightfut: Geez,I remember when "2020 green card" was a thing, and that's even power crept
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
Diabore: swear on me mum
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
micalovits: Or mum!
JMGoody: New Dice?
stinkydeelux01: !decklists
spawnofhastur: Overlord: especially good with Phelia.
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Diabore: @JMGoody as of last week, burger token
definenull: just got here, serge is channelling fire chicken?
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
r10pez10: !decks
spawnofhastur: the red overlord is also bonkers
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Fruan: Elk-olay
r10pez10: we have an elk overlord
lesbiandracula: overelk
gloamsworn: hey thats that youtubers name
micalovits: One of the local players cut out the art from kenriths transformation for Okoing thing
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
spawnofhastur: Overlord of the Boilerbilges: a lot better than you think
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
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definenull: ooo
Diabore: oofa
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
r10pez10: damn
Diabore: game got a lot closer
definenull: spicyyy
justalog96: Hey, that feels like a scam
SittingOx: that's a nice stabilization turn after missing a land drop
Fruan: Oh, and you can use the ephemerate to reset Mom, too? That was so sick.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
SittingOx: feign your own dead stuff like that
frozenphoenix7: Undying Evil, Not Dead After All, Undying Malice, and one other I'm forgetting the name of.
r10pez10: nice shadow sig
LRRbot: Omnivorous Flytrap [2G] | Creature — Plant [2/4] | Delirium — Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures. Then if there are six or more card types among cards in your graveyard, double the number of +1/+1 counters on those creatures.
thraximore: Feign Death?
frozenphoenix7: @thraximore That's the one
justalog96: This card is so interesting
Diabore: dang flytrap? thats one i didnt expect
Fruan: Feed mee!
kalsion: I will die on the hill that evoke should've been "sacrifice it AS it enters" like Flash to avoid those shenanigans
bbblehh: I'm actually working on a pauper list that riffs off of the scam deck, idk if it's any good though
justalog96: Feels so good when it hits
spawnofhastur: I'm excited for Ursine Monstrosity.
bytecaster: deelk your mum
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LRRbot: The Jolly Balloon Man [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Clown [1/4] | Haste / {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.
justalog96: Oh shoooooot
Dog_of_Myth: Oh dang
Diabore: hes so jolly
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fury doesn't have haste.
r10pez10: oh...
definenull: ok this deck is great
Diabore: no haste
micalovits: Fury is also very sick
Diabore: fury does not have haste
platymage: no haste
SittingOx: are you feeling jolly chat?
Veshnikard: Fury is broken, but not that broken
dungeonmasteralek: sick deck, Serge!
letsbelgo: poggifers
lesbiandracula: vroomzoom
r10pez10: these are quick
SittingOx:
interesting that seger doesn't get the "PLEASE serge" treatment
IbunWest: it’s always nice when both players get to do the thing
lightfut: Please Serge, my apes, gone
LoadingReadyRun: That guy makes *very* lifelike balloon animals
guacxmole: Wheeler’s using the wrong sleeves, wtf
r10pez10: is that chandra as a mouse
Diabore: @SittingOx wheeler will joke about banning me, but serge is unpredictable
Fruan: Oh lord, Fury under the chicken would be absurd.
guacxmole: What’s the chicken?
r10pez10: chicken jockey mention
micalovits: Very angry chicken
spawnofhastur: are you running zurgo stormrender, serge?
justalog96: That's a sentence that exists
IsSecretlyPaul: me when I'm popeyes
Diabore: !decks
micalovits: !card mardu siege breaker
LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.
Diabore: @spawnofhastur doesnt seem to be
guacxmole: Ahh chicken jockey, yeah okay
RockPusher fitches himself a snack
SittingOx: serge and wheeler, did you get a chance to try Anafenza in aristocrats decks?
LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
hd_dabnado: rumble is great
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Diabore: so elegant
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
tehfewl: thats the reason
micalovits: Please no, I still have scars from legacy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is that reason because they had to ban something and forgot to do it before Standard got locked in?
Spades_Slicc: Tarkir turn 2 5/5 comes with decayed
SittingOx:
first scam fury and now the troll? Serge is trying to play a different format
Mindfire13: Serge playing 100-card singleton Modern
LRRbot: Sink into Stupor [1UU] (back: Soporific Springs) | Instant | Return target spell or nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
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LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
Juliamon:
thraximore:
frozenphoenix7: "Poggifers, fetch me my German Initiative token"
letsbelgo: poggifers, get my german foil
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
kynelwynn: Quick Paul, play the door creak
bytecaster: "Wheeler hat die Initiative!"
spawnofhastur: Detective's Phoenix is a dicking.
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
SittingOx: do you think at some point Germany is gonna give wheeler a visa?
qasix: maybe if he learns the language first?
micalovits: He is Canadian, getting a visa isn't that hard
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @SittingOx Will he take it if it's not foil?
bytecaster: @SittingOx I'm German, I say he can come
WindyDelcarlo: Those counters _would_ have had to have gone on Serge's creatures, so....
WindyDelcarlo: Bad idea, I think
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
justalog96: One of the best cards in standard that sees zero play
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
goombalax: considering how much Wheeler has contributed to the German economy from buying their foils they'd probably grant him citizenship
SittingOx: is there a point in not using all the energy? Just in case you get to cast it again?
WindyDelcarlo: Did EI see standard play when it was legal? _I_ was running it but not paying attention to the meta
bytecaster: We don't?!?
spawnofhastur: POGGIFERS, ANOTHER LACROIX.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did they have German epee's or sabers?
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
justalog96: Lovers, probabaly
SittingOx: that card goes into your hand, right?
WindyDelcarlo: Only if it's a land
WindyDelcarlo: Otherwise you can choose to graveyard it
SittingOx: OH right
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw …
definenull: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
kalsion: God I love the white initative creatures, so balanced
justalog96: Baldurs gate block constructed
circusofkirkus: it's the impending Rain Cloud
TheRatKings: he feels the rain on his skin
bytecaster: This board is getting more DnD heavy by the minute
spawnofhastur: boo-urns
SittingOx: it's the twinkle in wheeler's eyes
Manitu_25: FEEl THE RAIN
WindyDelcarlo: So many fetches for this bill
tehfewl: release your inhibitions
kalsion: Serge, please, it's the rain on your skin
SittingOx: no initiative deck gets to call themselves hero serge
Grinnin_Gin: serge is indeed the hero
mattyraft44: serge,Benny wheels is the hero.
WindyDelcarlo: No way is wheeler the hero, he has a minsc & boo
guacxmole: Mods! Boo this man’s illusion
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kalsion: @sittingox Initiative vs Minsc and Boo: "I hope they both lose"
Anubis169: guacxmole: You rang?
heropileofgifs: @kalsion whoever wins... we lose
BITs19_: just got here, what's that card on Wheeler's side next to Minsc?
Dmc3628: the opposite of the wrestling sign of hoping they both have fun
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
BITs19_: er, next to Wrenn
SittingOx: Bits that's the Boo token
spawnofhastur: @BITs19_ boo token
BITs19_: ooohhhh i see
definenull: wrenn with bristly bill is gross value
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
WindyDelcarlo: I wonder if this deck has shadowspear...
IsSecretlyPaul: I am proven right about stoneforge surge
WindyDelcarlo: Because if so, I can totally see not blocking, taking 5, and then killing wheeler
Diabore: !card pre-war formal wera
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
stinkydeelux01: there is a shadowspear
Diabore: !card pre war formal wear
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
WindyDelcarlo: Ah, then yeah, totally just supposed to murder wheeler, good to know
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LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Dog_of_Myth: ook ook
RockPusher:
thraximore:
YakkShakk221B:
agentofsaruman69: just got home, who are the other players tonight chat?
Juliamon: Alex & Nelly
spawnofhastur:
Zaraka00: !decks
Juliamon: !decks
wifi12345678910: But I was informed nothing lasts forever, even cold november rain
LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When this creature enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is it a Rootwalla?
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
WindyDelcarlo: Oh, is this a snuff out?
WindyDelcarlo: That _would_ be a cool turn
justalog96: Should have just dredged him out
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
WindyDelcarlo: hey look I know cards sometimes
Cptasparagus: snuffy outy
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: dang
Fruan: The double force!
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Trentyn907: I've never gotten to witness a FNPF in real time and I'm stoked my first time joining yall is Highlander
micalovits: Wheeler please, that token doesn't look german to me!
kynelwynn: Was wheeler doing the "Pick up teh trash" song from that one Disney short with the bears and park ranger?
wifi12345678910: In the mood?
superdude097: SIng Sing SIng
DigitalSeahorse: jazz hands
Morrigan9: in the mood
superdude097: Right, I'm wrong
lightfut: Could always take five
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target player discards a card. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
salamisuperstar: Wheeler's big band rendition so good they about to get DMCAed
Simonark: Are you taking requests? Can you do Skokiaan?
TheRatKings: and thus concludes the jazz phase
Khalahd: Yeah, "In the Mood" is the name, not just a comment, haha
DigitalSeahorse: how bout Duke Ellington?
DigitalSeahorse:
Simonark: Mood Indigo is a little downbeat, maybe Take the A Train?
SittingOx: spicy little thundra
davkmo: they sing sang my sung until [INCORRECT BUZZER]
circusofkirkus:
please serge, oliphaunt can't find tundra 
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raisins4life: serge wants to *blast* that halfling
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escape—{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
wifi12345678910: Kiki Breeki
justalog96: Titans in the yard
justalog96: So inspiriational, Paul. What a good word
Dog_of_Myth: The only cure for FOMO is Phlage. Call your doctor for more info.
wifi12345678910: Is that another windswept heath in the graveyard?
SittingOx: oh yera
SittingOx: two of the same land?
SittingOx: is it serge's?
wifi12345678910: Wheeler look at graveyard
LRRbot: Omnivorous Flytrap [2G] | Creature — Plant [2/4] | Delirium — Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures. Then if there are six or more card types among cards in your graveyard, double the number of +1/+1 counters on those creatures.
Diabore: uh judge?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
wifi12345678910: Judge
BusTed: ggs
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Juliamon:
Grinnin_Gin: wow that land thing is really funny
KWardJenx: Serge has ALL the answers!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Magic: The Gathering.
theamc2000: the good guy lost
theamc2000: the good guy won
Fruan: Man, isn't it great when Serge plays a real deck?
spawnofhastur: who has two of the same card?
DigitalSeahorse:
KWardJenx: Great Great games
hidingbox: ben wheeler washed confirmed clearly
GirlPainting: this is how ben´s villen arch starts ^^
Walla_tv: why are they bant?
wifi12345678910: The not cheating guy won
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The good guy won. The good guy also lost.
circusofkirkus: the morally ambiguous guy won/lost
DigitalSeahorse:
micalovits: Wheeler please, the good guy won!
letsbelgo: poggifers, ban him
24GMagic: I think the initiative player is the bad guy
theamc2000: I called both good
dm818: Angel wasn't here so how could the hero win?
Alas_Babylon: @Walla_tv Naya-dea
Aarek: the real good guy was the friends we made along the way
DigitalSeahorse:
magic
hd_dabnado: @dm818 the real answer
powerflapjack: @letsbelgo very good sir
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wifi12345678910: !decklist
GirlPainting: Stream idea...vitage cube pack wars!
Diabore: alex a wizard!
definenull: *jazz hands*
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DigitalSeahorse:
dweebert91: amazing
KWardJenx: Darude - Sandstorm?
davkmo: I’m a big fan of Friday night big band fight
DigitalSeahorse: love that song too
theamc2000: pure great guys
Simonark: Any complaints about the music will enter a Big Banned era.
davkmo: Helldivers-af moment: “what do you mean it flies”
PorpoisesUnknown: They fly now??
salamisuperstar: Damn, Nelly on actual factual Grave Titan. hot
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
Spades_Slicc: He's Ramping!
SittingOx: NELSON SLOW DOWN
definenull: what a turn 1
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zelukester: hot diggity
PorpoisesUnknown: That's an opener
justalog96: THE GRUB
micalovits: What the hell, thats a disgusting t1
AtomicAlchemical: Oh HELL YEAH, Alex is Cratsing it up!
hidingbox: Terrifying commander start
Spades_Slicc: Paul Blartist, mall artist
SittingOx: !card tainted pact
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
ghyllnox: Wizard hat!
Spades_Slicc: I only know people that swash buckles
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
davkmo: “buckle grease” sounds like a 1920s euphemism
50keyz: are overalls pants? is this a "hotdog is a sandwich" question?
sephyhallow: Lube them buckles
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
justalog96: That liliana is rough for aristocrats
TheRatKings: pull yourself up by your buckle grease
davkmo: overalls are pants but they’re not just pants
sephyhallow: Pants and half a shirt
Juliamon: overalls are pants+ the way chaps are pants-
WindyDelcarlo: This liliana is a real pain for crats
DigitalSeahorse: buckle wax
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Diabore: @Juliamon are khakis pants- or shorts+?
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
Simonark: Between Flying Circus and ANFSCD, surely it’s the third version?
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When this creature dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
Juliamon: shorts+
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact from your hand onto the battlefield.
SittingOx: murderous riding is a fitting follow up to a LOTR card
Juliamon: capris are pants-
davkmo: if pants are shorts+, surely overalls must be shorts++
sephyhallow: Beg your pardon Nelson?
LRRbot: Wretched Confluence [3BB] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
vinewood_og: was it in the pool?
PorpoisesUnknown: Nelly "Worm Shrinker" Salahub
lightfut: I cast cold water
sephyhallow: @davkmo k riddle me this: I have a pair of short overalls. What are they?
LRRbot: Fell the Profane [2BB] (back: Fell Mire) | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
powerflapjack: it's a cold shower
LRRbot: Fell Mire (front: Fell the Profane) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
DigitalSeahorse:
ohno his worm
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
davkmo: @sephyhallow I think shorts+-+?
davkmo: a true philosophical conundrum
DigitalSeahorse:
sephyhallow: @davkmo Glad we have an equation to describe my clothing!
justalog96: Alex beat me to that joke lol
Reldnahcire:
sephyhallow: Fun fact: in the UK, overalls are called "dungarees"
LRRbot: Indebted Spirit [W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Bestow {2}{W} / Afterlife 1 / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has afterlife 1.
LRRbot: Ugin, Eye of the Storms [7] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | When you cast this spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors. / Whenever you cast a colorless spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors. / [+2]: You gain 3 life and draw a card. / [0]: Add {C}{C}{C}. / [−11]: Search your library for any number of colorless nonland cards, exile them, then shuffle. Until end of turn, you may cast those cards without paying th…
wifi12345678910: oof
justalog96: Oh there he is
spawnofhastur: that ugin is a dicking
definenull: its the boy!
50keyz: what a bonkers card
WindyDelcarlo: I have great distaste for this card
sweetmalasada: Ugin, Destroyer of Boogin
Blasteg: it's also 7 mana
spawnofhastur: i think alex might be in trouble.
wifi12345678910: Is nelson running mono-black superfriends?
justalog96: Sol ring is a hell of a card
spawnofhastur: nice hat though
micalovits: @Blasteg You mean 3 mana right? - Tron players
anhakha: You'd think ugin would have got weaker after spending years in prison with nicol bolas...
anhakha: Not... this.
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wifi12345678910: @anhakha He had plent of time to do push ups
bytecaster: Oh, its Newgin
davkmo: Jail ugin got swole
LRRbot: Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal [3BB] (back: Temple of the Dead) | Legendary Creature — Bat God [4/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Aclazotz attacks, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card. / Whenever an opponent discards a land card, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying. / When Aclazotz dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control.
gibbousm: The betrayal!
justalog96: Aclazotz, my beloved
davkmo: bats bats bats bats
WindyDelcarlo: The only question I have is 'why is Ugin so much better when you put him in a deck full of eldrazi'. Like, wasn't this guy supposed to be locking them down or something?
LRRbot: Nighthawk Scavenger [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1+*/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Nighthawk Scavenger's power is equal to 1 plus the number of card types among cards in your opponents' graveyards.
Cptasparagus: Journey to the Center of the Ixalan
spawnofhastur: are people playing Planar Nexus in Canlander too?
sephyhallow: Alex, seeing his death ahead: "Cool!"
WindyDelcarlo: this ugin does absolutely nothing to stem the tide of problematic eldrazi
Spades_Slicc: Yeah that's how Eugene works
wifi12345678910: @WindyDelcarlo He also gets stronger with the thing he used to imprison them, hedrons
tehfewl: not many can beat the lili emblem
benjamin_wheeler: naw mate
anhakha: I run Ugin in my Marvin edh deck.
Walla_tv: I get it
Spades_Slicc: I nows
flatluigi: i did!
Fruan: I got it
salamisuperstar: -11 Ugin is basically a combo
AtomicAlchemical: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: knows
spawnofhastur: i just pogged off alex
letsbelgo: I am aware
Voidhawk42:
I know! And did giggle 
davkmo: good bit alex
Blip2004: its how long a drop of pitch takes to drop, one has been going for decades
spawnofhastur: it's here in Australia even
tehfewl: i got it
ghyllnox: Turns out pitch, a black tarry substance, is a liquid
50keyz: sure monoblack is more of a lich drop experiment?
Cptasparagus: decades at a time
salamisuperstar: Isn't that the same thing with glass?
spawnofhastur: 9 drops after 98 years.
DigitalSeahorse: neato
WindyDelcarlo: that's the thing people _claim_ is true of glass but it's not true of glass
Cptasparagus: yeah glass is technically not a solid and flows much slower even
Spades_Slicc: @salamisuperstar the movement of pitch is observable on a human timescale
wifi12345678910: No one has ever seen a drop as far as I know
Blip2004: the glass being a semisolid was disproved I think
TheWorldsCutestGamer: @spawnofhastur Sticking my mouth under and waiting
Voidhawk42: Everytime It's dripped, a person was in the room a few minutes ago but left just before it happened
spawnofhastur: @Cptasparagus yeah no glass is solid
wifi12345678910: it only happens when people aren't looking
salamisuperstar: good to know
SittingOx: all right!
spawnofhastur: you got urban legend'd
protojman: every time
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Juliamon: the glass thing got disproven iirc
WindyDelcarlo: Glass is an actual solid -- the reasoning people used was "why is the bottom of a window pane thicker than the top" and the answer is 'because it's easier to put the imperfectly-formed glass panes in that way'
salamisuperstar: I will stop trying to use that as a fun fact then
davkmo: first glen miller now the Backstreet Boys? this night’s soundtrack is 11/10
LithelyUnshod: @WindyDelcarlo Beat me to it.
flatluigi: army of one
justalog96: One big ole guy
LRRbot: Agadeem, the Undercrypt (front: Agadeem's Awakening) | Land | As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
anhakha: I feel they were asking their target audience. Of the audience disapproved, they wouldn't buy the albums. Therefore backstreet wouldn't be back, as they would be unable to finance their endeavour.
spawnofhastur: The hole that they stick the glass in so it melts to be blown is called a gloryhole.
anhakha: *if
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
WindyDelcarlo: Oh _really_ fair tainted pact
YakkShakk221B: ley of the land moment
davkmo: @anhakha “and Sharks with your support of 100k; backstreet WILL be back!”
WindyDelcarlo: I don't believe you still get the swamp if you hit the second swamp
Spades_Slicc: Dam alex, running more than one basic?
hidingbox: old tutor for a land
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature — Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: This creature gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
flatluigi: @WindyDelcarlo correct
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
salamisuperstar: @WindyDelcarlo That's some funny Occam's Razor stuff
WindyDelcarlo: I saw that tainted pact, a swamp in play, and went "2C tainted pact mana base?" and the answer is "nope!"
DigitalSeahorse: I would punctuate it as "Alright!"
AtomicAlchemical: Now Nelson is the Aristocrats
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
AtomicAlchemical:
Delney 
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard this card: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Obliterator [BBBB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/5] | Trample / Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, that source's controller sacrifices that many permanents of their choice.
justalog96: Oh Delney is the the real deal
micalovits: Lets go!
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Strebenherz: Womp womp
DigitalSeahorse: a long spikey lad
Dmc3628: well das an obliterator
justalog96: Good thing that obliterator can't block those creatures
salamisuperstar: Nelson has some real heaters in this deck
PorpoisesUnknown: Exodiaaa obliterateeeee!
Diabore: just dont touch him and youll be fine
Spades_Slicc: Which oblitertor art do we like more, this one or the regular new one?
DigitalSeahorse: the comic gets destroyed by acid
LRRbot: Murderous Redcap [2{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Goblin Assassin [2/2] | When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target. / Persist
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LRRbot: Castle Locthwain | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Natedogg2: Should be two counters on the Knight since Delney doubled the trigger.
Spades_Slicc: Delney and mobilize is bussed up
AtomicAlchemical: Congrats! Everyone remembers their first Delney
Walla_tv: what stopped oblit from blocking?
LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: @Walla_tv belney
DigitalSeahorse: a hot donut
anhakha: For some reason I always forget the "can't be blocked" line on delney
Diabore: CRAB
50keyz: YEAAAAAA
gibbousm:
CRAB!
tehfewl: Time for Crab
50keyz:
benjamin_wheeler: that knight should have another counter
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz:
DigitalSeahorse:
anhakha: I just think of it as a panharmonicon for small creatures.
HadesLeprechaun: in spoiler season I had people trying to tell me Delney wasn't all that amazing and I just could not imagine how it wasn't incredibly busted
Spades_Slicc: why should the knight have 3 counters?
spawnofhastur: i'm sorry bob maher but the new dark confidant art from Foundations Jumpstart is the best dark confidant art.
wifi12345678910: Kitty!
DigitalSeahorse: puddy
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
theamc2000: how can red cap be blocked?
theamc2000: !card delney
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
spawnofhastur: the crab was a 2/2
theamc2000: @spawnofhastur ty
spawnofhastur: coz of the virtue
micalovits: Wheeler please
trainpants: that's our job
chonkski: Villain arc continues
DigitalSeahorse: anodder puddy
LRRbot: Bartolomé del Presidio [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [2/1] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.
hidingbox: darn obliterator obliterating all the stuff
flatluigi: does the phyrexian have trample?
WindyDelcarlo: Yeah it does
DigitalSeahorse:
you're both pretty good tbh
LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
theamc2000: it becomes a 6/5
50keyz: the first one happens twice?
WindyDelcarlo: does delney copy the activated abilities?
spawnofhastur: It's an activated ability, not a triggered ability.
WindyDelcarlo: I thought it was just trigg-- yeah
spawnofhastur: So Delney doesn't copy it.
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
theamc2000: ty spawn for answering our assumptions
50keyz: thansk for clarifying
circusofkirkus: or a big crab
Spades_Slicc: Delney doesn't care about activated abilities, smh she doesn't wanna see her friends learned skills
Natedogg2: Delney doesn't care about acdtivated abilities.
LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When this creature enters, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
DigitalSeahorse:
vs
Strebenherz: CRAB
Wonderdoc: that soldier is super dead tho
50keyz:
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
justalog96: Crab ripping heat from Alex
circusofkirkus: kitty!
Strebenherz:
fcloud: i know! i'll have a D8!
YakkShakk221B: kitty!
DigitalSeahorse:
kitty!
Spades_Slicc: Frodo Baggins after the dirty stranger saves him and his friends from Ring Wraiths in the Prancing Pony: Woah Strider
LithelyUnshod: Did Nelly gain life from the deluge?
LithelyUnshod: Not that it matters now
WindyDelcarlo: "i'm dead, i drew doomed traveler" -- aristocrats moment
Blasteg: powerful magic
Strebenherz: Delney is good good
SittingOx: what is the deck list command for Nelly's deck?
justalog96: I agree. Any blood artist and pops off
LithelyUnshod: That's what I meant, yeah
Marvoleath: !decks
micalovits: !chat
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wifi12345678910: !decklist
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DigitalSeahorse:
how bout wriggling snail?
SittingOx: Alex have you thought about putting the new Anafenza on this deck?
justalog96: Works with Solitude
justalog96: Or is solitude 3?
LithelyUnshod: 3/2
hidingbox: 3/2
justalog96: 3/2, thank you
LoadingReadyRun: welcome anzidmtg friends!
Dmc3628: the evokementals are all 3 power
Marvoleath: !card solitude
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
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DigitalSeahorse:
shmeat!
jamiejamemes: mmm yes, Black Forest ham
sephyhallow: Shaking ... HAMS?
justalog96: Play Kaervek just to get more delney triggers
WiJohn: I'm listening....
LithelyUnshod: My friends have Meat Christmas every year
DigitalSeahorse:
BrindleBoar: shake hams
LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
DigitalSeahorse: aww da kitty
jamiejamemes: big floofy kitty
spawnofhastur: Shake Hands With Beef\
wifi12345678910: Shake hams with danger (deli edition)
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
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Sliced_Tea:
I hope nothing bad happens to that cat 
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Strebenherz: Shaking hands is just shaking each other's meat
LithelyUnshod: Not after the overlay, ofc
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Bloodchief's Thirst [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{B} / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
DigitalSeahorse:
It'd be a shame if you added s to the start and e to the end.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Strebenherz: That looks rad
SittingOx: uhm excuse me that's an alien
WindyDelcarlo: What's the colorless-looking card at the top of nelly's lands?
WindyDelcarlo: Like the one that's not a talisman
Strebenherz: Pfffffffft
spawnofhastur: @WindyDelcarlo talisman
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
alexanderthefine: damn that makes the obliterator look so much like a xenomorph
LithelyUnshod: @WindyDelcarlo Hive of the Eye Tyrant
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
DigitalSeahorse:
RatherLargeToad: Nornsday! Nornsday! Nornsaday!
WindyDelcarlo: Ahh hive, thanks
theamc2000: woe strider blam Ma jam
SittingOx: that's probably the first time i've seen Elas attack
LoadingReadyRun: Woe Strider, did you bring goats for the whole class?
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Damnation [2BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • Target opponent discards two cards. / • Target opponent loses 5 life.
theamc2000: adore this vindictive fellow
SittingOx: turns out that card is still good in one vs one
justalog96: Hidetsugu Second Rite online
DigitalSeahorse:
justalog96: Four mana is a hefty toll for Crats
goombalax: can you imagine if Alex Second Rite'd Nelly
theamc2000: 5is is two color crats so it is easier
LoadingReadyRun: I like that if the Garrison cat dies, someone immediately joins the army to avenge it
WindyDelcarlo: The biggest problem with a Boros Second Rite deck is consistently getting the second rite to be able to kill your opponent with it
WindyDelcarlo: If you go into black you get two or so other things you want to control life totals for
goombalax: simply gamble and hit
WindyDelcarlo: (And tutors for those things)
SittingOx: joinning the military to avenge a cat is the sanest behaviour cat owner's have
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
LRRbot: Hagra Mauling [2BB] (back: Hagra Broodpit) | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if an opponent controls no basic lands. / Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Hagra Broodpit (front: Hagra Mauling) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
Daemauroa: time to rustle someones jimmies; what commanders are they playing?
Marvoleath: @SittingOx kinda John Wick vibe I suppose
WindyDelcarlo: @Daemauroa Bartolome and Aclazotz, Kind of
LRRbot: Desperate Measures [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.
Daemauroa: 1 time skullclamp huh
flatluigi: what a neat card
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
theamc2000: I took til some one told me that desperate measure was a skull clamp once
Marvoleath: The weirdest part is that the cat has the same combat prowess as the soldier
WindyDelcarlo: Very sharp claws on that cat
SittingOx: did you preemptively remove snuff out from your decks?
LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
theamc2000: !isolated chapel
Marvoleath: Tapped
WindyDelcarlo: It's tapped
PadawanTK16: !card isolated chapel
LRRbot: Isolated Chapel | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Manitu_25: I'll have you know: I have no clue
thraximore: but you control a swamp
Natedogg2: *spoilers* it enters tapped, since you don't control a land yet when we're checking to see if it should enter tapped or not.
thraximore: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Daemauroa: dont listen to nelson, he is distracting you with a rules question!
Diabore: @Natedogg2 ^
WindyDelcarlo: The replacement effect that checks for swamps checks before this thign comes into play
thraximore: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Screeching Scorchbeast [4BB] | Creature — Bat Mutant [5/5] | Flying, menace / Whenever this creature attacks, each player gets two rad counters. / Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, you may create that many 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens. Do this only once each turn.
Marvoleath: The official ruling for that card specifies that you need another Swamp, as this is checking as it enters, in the magical moment when the card is not yet on the battlefield but already enters it
thraximore: all moments are magical during a game of Magic: The Gathering
Strebenherz: Goat simulator redux
DigitalSeahorse:
Daemauroa: he is the G.O.A.T.
wifi12345678910: uh oh, nelson gonna get radiation poisoning
SittingOx: non lands remove rad counters
anhakha: Same timing as triggering sagas.
Manitu_25: that thing is f-ing RAD
Daemauroa: nelson gets 2 too right
wifi12345678910: Anyone got some anti rad meds or vodka?
flatluigi: i hope nelson loses two to rads and two to arena
TheDevil_Risen: damage?
justalog96: Let him die
Strebenherz: Oh right phyrexian arena
LRRbot: Charcoal Diamond [2] | Artifact | This artifact enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
WindyDelcarlo: Gifted aetherborn attacking is bad into the sac engine anyhow
flatluigi: one to arena*
justalog96: Just draw a blood artist
anhakha: You can also Talisman yourself if u wanna go for dinner.
flatluigi: and yeah, alex still needs to take screecher damage
LoadingReadyRun: we need a token of a kid doing a skateboard trick to represent Rad counters
TheDevil_Risen: damage from the attack?
LRRbot: Rottenmouth Viper [5B] | Creature — Elemental Snake [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.
anhakha: Alex takes 5 for the attack.
jamiejamemes: As long as it’s a glowing skateboard/kid, I’m in
Strebenherz: @loadingreadyrun stealing that idea I dig it
flatluigi: also does the blight on enter
Daemauroa: that is a cool card
Veshnikard: It's an etb trigger on viper too
Daemauroa: it also says each opponent
Daemauroa: imagine that thing with haste
Daemauroa: oof
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
TheDevil_Risen: and a spawn
micalovits: And the spawn!
Daemauroa: that zombie is storywise lilianas brother right
Wonderdoc: he sure is
DigitalSeahorse:
flippin out
wifi12345678910: and a spawntridge in a pear tree
flatluigi: we're missing a spawn token and the initial blight trigger
TheDevil_Risen: spawn from the pawn
Strebenherz: Zombro
flatluigi: oh but nelson's dead anyway
TheDevil_Risen: this is certainly a board state
Daemauroa: shuck
TheDevil_Risen:
wifi12345678910: arena?
Wonderdoc: the trigger from the viper hadnt been fully resolved in case it changed sth
wifi12345678910: or was that ast game
micalovits: @Wonderdoc Really didn't matter, but still a good cath
DigitalSeahorse:
again again
Strebenherz: Rad and phyrexian arena @wifi12345678910
flatluigi: yeah, for future reference (and maybe mentioning it on stream) that viper triggers on entrance
Daemauroa: SLAY
LithelyUnshod: @wifi12345678910 he sacced it to the viper
wifi12345678910: @LithelyUnshod oh
tehfewl: kills green creatures i think
TheRatKings: its an old burn spell I think
LRRbot: Evolved Sleeper [B] | Creature — Human [1/1] | {B}: This creature becomes a Human Cleric with base power and toughness 2/2. / {1}{B}: If this creature is a Cleric, put a deathtouch counter on it and it becomes a Phyrexian Human Cleric with base power and toughness 3/3. / {1}{B}{B}: If this creature is a Phyrexian, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
HadesLeprechaun: !card slay
LRRbot: Slay [2B] | Instant | Destroy target green creature. It can't be regenerated. / Draw a card.
Daemauroa: there is no way slay is a card
jamiejamemes: waiting for a random bulk land destruction spell named Slay the Spire
Strebenherz: Oh he saced arena nvm
LRRbot: Hagra Broodpit (front: Hagra Mauling) | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
Marvoleath: !card slay
LRRbot: Slay [2B] | Instant | Destroy target green creature. It can't be regenerated. / Draw a card.
Daemauroa: nuhuh that cant be real
HadesLeprechaun: it's not great! but it is a card
wifi12345678910: Can I get a fact related to this servo?
DigitalSeahorse: teal is a nice sleeve colour
LithelyUnshod: Planeshift iirc
tehfewl: Called it
WiJohn: Man that's a trash card with a cool name
Daemauroa: okay ordering a foil Slay
Wonderdoc: there is 29 cards with „slay“ in the name, the only instants/sorceries are slay and !card slaying fire
LithelyUnshod: I have played Slay in Standard
Orestes290: Is there already 'man spider"? they could run into a wall in spider man
TheRatKings: is "serve" a magic card yet?
Marvoleath: Black really disliked green and white back then
Wonderdoc: !card slaying fire
LRRbot: Slaying Fire [2R] | Instant | Slaying Fire deals 3 damage to any target. / Adamant — If at least three red mana was spent to cast this spell, it deals 4 damage instead.
LRRbot: Vengeful Bloodwitch [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When this creature dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
HadesLeprechaun: I am more surprised that "slay", not slayer, or slaying, just "slay" is only on that one card
wifi12345678910: @TheRatKings protect//serve is a card
hidingbox: @wifi12345678910 This particular servo was created by a marionette apprentice entering the battlefield on the side of a planeswalker fighting against another planeswalker. Would you like additional servo facts?
wifi12345678910: @hidingbox Subscribe servo facts
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theamc2000: did Alex do the drain thing and I just miss it?
justalog96: @theamc2000 No, should have lost two from spell and two from drain
SittingOx: they got nothing and you still exile it? How rude
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheRatKings: @wifi12345678910 thanks!
anhakha: Doesn't Alex get a victory muffin?
forshamesir: Speaking of Slaying Fire, I hope they bring back Adamant as a set mechanic at some point, it made for some fun drafts in Eldraine
anhakha: Thanks paul!
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
SittingOx: Omni here we go!
Daemauroa: mismatching basics D:
Wonderdoc: Did the drains happen for the servo?
wifi12345678910: Justice for servo
anhakha: @daemauroa if u can't have all matching, then the only solution is all mismatching.
LithelyUnshod: @anhakha Correct
Daemauroa: @anhakha are they still mismatching if they are all mismatching tho
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Marvoleath: Players are allowed to miss beneficial triggers (but it should be 12-18 in lifepoints)
anhakha: No pairs or anything. Just a gallery of x different basics
Orestes290: Mismatching lands is true singleton
WindyDelcarlo: Overwhelming Splendor would be great fun
theamc2000: virtue of persistence?
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
WindyDelcarlo: Oh yeah this thin
spawnofhastur: Caught it before I could comment lol
Daemauroa: that would be a sick loop if rector didnt exile himself
LRRbot: Diabolic Intent [1B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
LithelyUnshod: @Daemauroa Even in 1999 they thought of that
DigitalSeahorse:
Marvoleath: Cutthroat goes around Ring protection (no target, loss of life)
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Daemauroa: oh no
50keyz: OH NO
justalog96: Oooooops
theamc2000: oh no
jamiejamemes: oh no
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justalog96: Oops emoji
Grinnin_Gin: oof
TheDevil_Risen: oops
WiJohn: It was subtle but I think I did
LRRbot: Contamination [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a creature. / If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type and amount.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
50keyz: black moon so good
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
Daemauroa: nobody said that ever about blood moon when I played it during edh :<
Daemauroa: ''what a nice card''
justalog96: Yeah, technically Alex just searched but you controlled him lol
SittingOx: masterful gambit mr Steacy
LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Daemauroa: mr steacy was thinking this game was too easy I bet
50keyz:
50keyz: like sideshow bob with the rakes
thraximore: once is understandable
jessicaengle: @50keyz euuuuuuuuughg
thraximore: del Presidio!
Daemauroa: BART
SittingOx: they will never expect a SECOND tutor with oppo on the field
spawnofhastur: you know a play i've run into a few times which was pretty sweet? using bowmasters to kill my cat token in response to removal on my ajani.
stinkydeelux01: alec should be at 20
stinkydeelux01: missed a gain last time a crature died
hidingbox: Mr President, a second aristocrat has hit the table
Daemauroa: the 1/1 fizzles no
Natedogg2: There is no army since the Bowmaster trigger won't resolve.
spawnofhastur: yeah the 1/1 fizzles
Marvoleath: Yup, no army amassed
wifi12345678910:
DigitalSeahorse:
touch the death
LRRbot: Wretched Confluence [3BB] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
spawnofhastur: also alex's deck isn't playing ajani nacatl pariah? that's surprising.
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Marvoleath: @spawnofhastur its worse without red cards to enable the damage, but still could be a good fit
Daemauroa: is alex allowed to play ajani if it is BW?
Alas_Babylon: Canlander has no color identity rules
Alas_Babylon: So they can play whatever
spawnofhastur: @Marvoleath yeah there are a few ways to cheat it without doing a full splash, especially given some of alex's card choices
Marvoleath:
Technically it works with the rat that makes the merc token, yea
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
Alas_Babylon: It's just 100 card singleton, other than a points list and lack of companions there's no other deckbuilding restrictions
Wonderdoc: if he bounces in response to the bowmaster triggers does the army grow?
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • Target opponent discards two cards. / • Target opponent loses 5 life.
spawnofhastur: @Marvoleath redcap too
DigitalSeahorse:
Alas_Babylon: @Wonderdoc Yep.
Wonderdoc: thank you
LRRbot: Academy Rector [3W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
50keyz: VERY cool pakcage
jamiejamemes: It shouldn’t amass if the trigger no longer has a legal target
lamina5432: I give it two years
Marvoleath: The army should not be there in the first place, and no, it would not grow - only viable target no longer is legal, so the ability ceases to exist
Alas_Babylon: Oh, if the *target* is bounced? Yeah, never mind, no Amass
Dog_of_Myth:
Alas_Babylon: I thought they meant if *Bowmaster* was bounced
Spades_Slicc: !card orcish bow
LRRbot: Did you mean: Orcish Bowmasters; A-Orcish Bowmasters
Spades_Slicc: !card orcish bowmasters
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When this creature enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, this creature deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
spawnofhastur: no damage, no amass.
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wifi12345678910: come on lrr bot, no one uses the alchemy version
Alas_Babylon: @Wonderdoc Yeah, sorry, I misinterpreted your question: all the Amasses would indeed fail
lirazel64: Wait, I thought LRR content was brought to us by us?
jamiejamemes:
oh of course, Alchemy Bowmasters
Spades_Slicc: who does lrrbot think i am: Antoine-Joseph Pernety?
wifi12345678910: !card A-orcish bowmasters
LRRbot: A-Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
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jamiejamemes: Still pretty good tbh
Spades_Slicc: wait how is the alchemy card different?
Alas_Babylon: Losing that ETB wrecked it something fierce, Arena formats don't honestly have a lot of mass draw
Alas_Babylon: @Spades_Slicc It doesn't ping on ETB.
Spades_Slicc: oh no enters
Marvoleath: @Spades_Slicc no etb
spawnofhastur: i really like this bgm
goombalax: it seemed like a remix from the transistor soundtrack
spawnofhastur: makes sense, Supergiant always has banger music
Strebenherz: The facepalm
letsbelgo: judge
Spades_Slicc: How does it feel to be a criminal Serge?
thraximore:
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Diabore: serge won by using weighted dice
micalovits: Hey, Step mom!
vinewood_og: another scam from big polyhedron
wifi12345678910: Step mom!
Spades_Slicc: Commodore Gluff mention?
goombalax: tainted
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Marvoleath: Serge rolled a 7 on d6? D:
Natedogg2: Serge cut the d6 in half when he rolled it, and thus rolled a 7.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
wifi12345678910: Because they haven't printed the goodland yet
Solo_Support: Say the line chat
wifi12345678910: Chicken Jockey, the card?
goombalax: Buldak 2x Spicy
Natedogg2: the line chat
Solo_Support: @Natedogg2 thanks
LaskoReadsComics: Is Serge's deck named after a Korean nodle brand?!?!
LaskoReadsComics: *noodle
goombalax: yes
Alas_Babylon: yep
thraximore:
LaskoReadsComics: Delightful
spawnofhastur: the noodle is technically named after the chicken dish
TheWorldsCutestGamer: @spawnofhastur The chicken dish is named after Serge's deck
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
Strebenherz: "Becky, do you like, even have non-basic lands? "
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
Diabore: adventure, not graveyard
MegaDosX: Adventure not graveyard
letsbelgo: that on an adventure alex!
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
Alas_Babylon: A Johnny
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^^
Diabore: @MegaDosX drift compatible
superdude097: Alex's card is on an Adventure
MegaDosX:
@Diabore 
wifi12345678910: I know it costs 2 mana
thraximore: HUH
hidingbox: "magic cards are expensive." Big if true
jamiejamemes: Raucous Theater? Must be the Minecraft movie
LRRbot: Marionette Apprentice [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Fabricate 1 / Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.
letsbelgo: I'd buy a 15$ card to get an alex art
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
50keyz: im actually down for that.
MegaDosX: It actually looks like Ajani has almost halved in the price in recent memory
wifi12345678910: Is serge just running minecraft movie, the deck?
MegaDosX: So it's not as bad as it once was
NorthstarTex: can the doodle involve Ajani?
LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore: uh oh
MegaDosX: Infinikitties
Spades_Slicc: I did the math and ~85% of the time 4 power without trample is identical to deathtouch
MegaDosX: He can't flip this way but he makes endless cat tokens, which is very funny
Diabore: "infinite"
spawnofhastur: if the siegebreaker dies you get ajani back anyway so
spawnofhastur: still worth
Alas_Babylon: Serge is going what we're gonna call "off"
MegaDosX: Yeah this is a hilarious play
ztghostie: cats like chicken I guess
goombalax: @Alas_Babylon you'll find Buldak has a very stable shelf life and will not go off any time soon
spawnofhastur: did serge increment his overlord?
50keyz: the haste on siegebreaker is nice
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
Strebenherz: Is it for realsies an infinite tokens?
Alas_Babylon: Nah, but he does get an extra 2/1 Cat every time
MegaDosX: Serge makes as many Ajani and cat tokens as he gets to attack with the Siegebreaker right now
MegaDosX: So it's not infinite but it's potentially a lot
50keyz: GREED PAYS OFF
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: The cat comes back
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
Alas_Babylon: Oooooooh noooooooo
MegaDosX: Good lord
hidingbox: boom!
wifi12345678910: Rip alex
jamiejamemes: ohhhh nooooo
MegaDosX: Serge with just banger after banger
goombalax: at least he can draw 2
tehfewl: boomzoom bomby-doom
justalog96: Serge on Mardu crats incidentally
50keyz: serge's deck is just COOKING
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger (front: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah) | Legendary Planeswalker — Ajani [3] | [+2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control. / [0]: Create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. When you do, if you control a red permanent other than Ajani, he deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to any target. / [−4]: Each opponent chooses an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a planeswalker from among the nonland permanents they control, t…
AutonomousTurtle: ameow
MegaDosX: Am Paul OK
spawnofhastur: cat cannon cat cannon
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth:
goombalax: turns out Buldak was the food deck he needed all along
Marvoleath: Postal 2 but goblin?
wifi12345678910: It's one of those Stalker demon cats
DigitalSeahorse:
micalovits: "little"?
hidingbox: tick 'er down Serge
jamiejamemes: why is he 2 mana lol
Alas_Babylon: Tick down yer Overlord
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
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MegaDosX: Overlord is at 1
spawnofhastur: my only suggestion for serge is that his list looks like a 100% slam dunk phelia deck
MegaDosX: Serge too busy talking about how cracked his deck is to properly resolve triggers, smh
Spades_Slicc: REal quick is impending a may?
Alas_Babylon: Sure isn't
Natedogg2: @Spades_Slicc It is not.
LRRbot: Corrupted Conviction [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
MegaDosX: !card midnight reaper
LRRbot: Midnight Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie Knight [3/2] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, this creature deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
WindyDelcarlo: Concentrate moment
MegaDosX: So draw five cards, good lord
Spades_Slicc: Why did alex take 3 from drawing?
micalovits: He should only have taken 1 yea
circusofkirkus: especially if that set symbol is gold or orange
Spades_Slicc: First he rolls with spindowns then he cheats alex out of the last life
micalovits: Sometimes Snerge just wants to murder
wifi12345678910: I thought it was chicken jockey?
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: I opened a Siegebreaker in a booster, and I was already toying with the idea of a Neriv EDH deck. I think it's a sign.
SK__Ren: The Red Mist of Salamandastra?
spawnofhastur: highly recommend phelia because getting more ETBs is goodge.
99dcwolf: Planning on going to SCG Con in Minneapolis in two weeks, hopefully gonna try to get some folks together for CanLander
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, I'm diggin Serge's deck. That is totally my jam
LRRbot: Serrated Scorpion [B] | Creature — Scorpion [1/2] | When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
WindyDelcarlo: cut the anafenza, left all the other pieces?
LRRbot: Den of the Bugbear | Land | If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
WindyDelcarlo: That might be the best use that scorpion has ever seen short of hulk loops
definenull: spiderman.jpeg
thraximore: SICK
SK__Ren: woooooow
DigitalSeahorse:
InfiniTokens: lol
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
Khalahd: The true master
50keyz:
Alas_Babylon: m a g i c t h e g a t h e r i n g
thraximore: I assume Serge was shot, so he should be at 17?
Strebenherz: When the bows touch
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
AutonomousTurtle: @thraximore Urborg
thraximore: oh yeah
thraximore: the lack of urborg overlay exonerates me (it does not)
LRRbot: Case of the Stashed Skeleton [1B] | Enchantment — Case | When this Case enters, create a 2/1 black Skeleton creature token and suspect it. / To solve — You control no suspected Skeletons. / Solved — {1}{B}, Sacrifice this Case: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
micalovits: Uhh, this case is neat!
justalog96: Love this card
InfiniTokens: If only there were InfiniTokens nearby!
thraximore:
letsbelgo: skill issues
goombalax: he stashed it
WindyDelcarlo: Anything you can cleanly tap and isn't gonna accidentally get rolled is a better token than a die
ThirdGames: Clearly this is a mystery. Someone should open up a Case about it
LoadingReadyRun: FWIW, the smaller Burger Token spindowns (the green ones) are *actually* weighted. it gives them a nice feel and helps them stay in place. Because they're intended as counters, they don't have to worry about "fairness" in rolling
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
DigitalSeahorse: if he keeps it then it really won't be in the box
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
DigitalSeahorse: wat an elegant parlor
AutonomousTurtle: @thraximore Universes Beyond is getting out of hand
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
TheDevil_Risen: exactly where FOMO should be
Natedogg2: Serge isn't afraid of missing out?
DigitalSeahorse: elegant parler pour un Serge
TheDevil_Risen: in the BIN!
WindyDelcarlo: @AutonomousTurtle That's just the spongebob secret lair, isn't it?
wifi12345678910: Belongs in the trash
LRRbot: Marionette Apprentice [1B] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | Fabricate 1 / Whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
theamc2000: Urbog is in play so good move Sege
definenull:
urborg is in play
thraximore: I already failed earlier
WindyDelcarlo: Chat is _really_ aggressive about urborg sometimes
hidingbox:
Urborg is indeed in play.
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
wifi12345678910:
Urborg is in play
gualdhar: ok you have an urborg, but how did you get the black mana?
Alas_Babylon: @gualdhar Serge asked really nicely
wifi12345678910: @gualdhar He's playing the good urborg, not the swampwalk removing one
gualdhar: no, Serge said it was a test
Alas_Babylon: And he passed
InfiniTokens: ooh theme music
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
LRRbot: Delney, Streetwise Lookout [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Creatures you control with power 2 or less can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / If an ability of a creature you control with power 2 or less triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
LRRbot: Nested Shambler [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature dies, create X tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens, where X is this creature's power.
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DigitalSeahorse: I'm regretting some dinner and snack decisions
LRRbot: Passageway Seer [3B] | Creature — Tiefling Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Pro Tip: unsettle your opponent by referring to your Upkeep phase as “Time for Uppies!”
Dog_of_Myth:
Alas_Babylon: uwupkeep
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
Alas_Babylon: !card Skyliner
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Alas_Babylon: !card Hardline
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Alas_Babylon: u wot now
MegaDosX: !card scarlett headliner
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
wifi12345678910: !card headliner
Alas_Babylon: Oooooooh
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
MegaDosX:
Clearly a few of us don't 
Alas_Babylon: That friend
Diabore: scarlet real good
doFranciscoJR: !card Veronica
Mattmitchell45: I think a lot of the Clue product was bangers
MegaDosX: That's pretty busted
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
spawnofhastur: Scarlett just straight murders people.
superdude097: Best thing about her can't block ability is that it puts it on the player, so even flashed in creatures can't block
goombalax: the clue product had the best elephant printed in years
Diabore: serge choosing violence with the white border unholy heat
definenull: @spawnofhastur that makes the clue game so much easier \lh
goombalax: !card Conclave Evangelist
LRRbot: Conclave Evangelist [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [4/4] | Myriad / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this creature.
spawnofhastur: Sundering Eruption is another excellent option.
50keyz: just realized how gross delney + bowmasters is
wifi12345678910: What about getting rid of a Pilker?
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
MegaDosX:
Initiative is such a fair and balanced mechanic
tehfewl: its great in multiplayer, the format it was made for
LithelyUnshod: Can't suspected not block?
Spades_Slicc: and it's not like the skeleton is blocking ever
MegaDosX: Suspected creatures can't block
Alas_Babylon: SUspected = menace, can't block
theamc2000: suspect is menace no blocky
Diabore: suspected gets menace and cant block yeah
TheDevil_Risen: correct
MegaDosX: "701.58c A suspected permanent has menace and “This creature can’t block” for as long as it’s suspected."
parrot6633: tbf nobody remembers anything about mkm besides surveils
TheDevil_Risen: @MegaDosX yep
Diabore: sussy bakas cant block
LithelyUnshod: @parrot6633 Truuuue
definenull: suspect is such a weird mechanic
goombalax: someone link the mkm judge video so Serge can learn what Suspected means
Derekwillis: Or suspected needs to be printed more than once so that it's an actually known mechanic.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
50keyz: greed is never punished!
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
DigitalSeahorse: Shadowy Backstreet's back!
DigitalSeahorse: Alright!
Mattmitchell45: @parrot6633 Disguise having ward seemed like it took similar headspace
MegaDosX:
And Serge is a judge, he should know this 
(I know he's said he turns judge brain off while playing, not intended harshly)
LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When this creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Spades_Slicc: Shadowspear doesn't even give shadow smdh
goombalax: @Mattmitchell45 Disguise AND Cloak
LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
DigitalSeahorse: goyf
LRRbot: Morbid Opportunist [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Diabore: oh i havent seen that art before
DigitalSeahorse: engage mummy clamps?
LRRbot: Mardu Siegebreaker [1RWB] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Deathtouch, haste / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice those tokens.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Oh boy
wifi12345678910: oh no
TheRatKings: love that card so much
goombalax: Dis Gos Tang
DigitalSeahorse:
Derekwillis: Chicken rider so good, lol.
MegaDosX: Yo I think this Siegebreaker card might be good
Dog_of_Myth: Love that chicken
spawnofhastur: i think i've described aristocrats as a deck where you only play bad cards but once you've got enough critical mass they feature a stack overflow error and become good.
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
DigitalSeahorse: go to 1 plus 13
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • Target opponent discards two cards. / • Target opponent loses 5 life.
50keyz:
@MegaDosX no - all but one of his lands are upside down 
spawnofhastur: does alex draw from the barrowgoyf token being sacrificed?
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
stinkydeelux01: didnt alex have lethal?
stinkydeelux01: swing out then sac lich and mummy
stinkydeelux01: or no
stinkydeelux01: thats 2 short
Derekwillis: Nah, it's the other player's fault. Vindictive Lich is completely cindicated.
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
wifi12345678910: attack before forcing the sac?
comrade_cards: youre telling me a sun baked this canyon?
MegaDosX: I don't think it was lethal, but we're past it so it's moot anyway >_>
wifi12345678910: idk if you wanna block
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
MegaDosX: Caves of who, Serge?
theamc2000: coilos
hidingbox: Classic Serge
Spades_Slicc: The caves of Koilos aren't in the forgotten realms
lesbiandracula: yknow. a caves of koilos adventurer probably Would be mardu
wifi12345678910: Urza's cave adventurer
DigitalSeahorse:
lesbiandracula: ah, the warbling hour
LRRbot: Desperate Measures [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.
PadawanTK16: Better than the Caves of Order Adventurer for sure
theamc2000: draw four
wifi12345678910: 4 cards
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DigitalSeahorse: I made someone deck themselves once
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
theamc2000: but it also buffs
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
kynelwynn: Tonight sure is musical
DigitalSeahorse: with my planeswalker
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
stinkydeelux01: saw that john
stinkydeelux01: right in half
parrot6633: isn't shadowspear 2 to equip?
LithelyUnshod: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
niccus: paul starts signing for freeze frame, history repeats
LithelyUnshod: Serge owes 2 mana
superdude097: Shadowspear is Equiip 2
FixDoll: i love it when serge reads his cards properly to pay equip costs
Dog_of_Myth: Serge, please
dungeonmasteralek: Also adventurer triggers
MegaDosX: !card caves of chaos adventurer
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's an attack trigger
Simonark: It represents a threat of half-activation?
hidingbox: everyone always forgets that it has more text
LRRbot: Cartel Aristocrat [WB] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Saw in Half [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
edevonta: Thats hot
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur: your top card is exiled because CoCA has other text
MegaDosX: Looks like that's gonna be a missed trigger at this rate >_>
SK__Ren: And there it goes
Kazman20a: he should have exiled the card he drew? right
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
DigitalSeahorse:
like a bee
MegaDosX: Well we got there
Kazman20a: close enough
parrot6633: skullclamp in aristocrats is something else
Spades_Slicc: linKbreaker btw
wifi12345678910: He broke the picket line and got what was coming to him
FixDoll: i know caves of chaos is good enough as a 5/3 that grabs the initiative but that's an entire paragraph serge missed lol
LRRbot: Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn | Virtue of Persistence [5BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Locthwain Scorn [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
MegaDosX:
I have a Skullclamp in my Teysa Karlov EDH deck, it's pretty hilarious to draw four cards off it
TheDevil_Risen: Alex, next play it forward do the new AC?
TheDevil_Risen:
have really been enjoying getting more Alex content
Mai_Andra: been known to indulge the AssCreed now and again
wifi12345678910:
I 
stalker with Alex
LRRbot: Vengeful Bloodwitch [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/1] | Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Spades_Slicc: I'm gonna be honest I was kinda hoping Friday Nights force ghost alex would've come back in the finale
wifi12345678910: Serge is turning into an American!
sephyhallow: Europe is a collection of countries
DigitalSeahorse: that's the joke
MegaDosX: Paul no
sephyhallow: Alex your maths was bad, your geography was better
Mazrae: Just got to bless the rains down in Africa
superdude097: Did you know that Africa is so big, that you can fit the ENTIRETY of Africa in it?
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever this creature or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."
50keyz: @superdude097 really? the whole thing? wow
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
wifi12345678910: !card chaos adventurer
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
lesbiandracula: sometimes it's good to just play a big honker
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
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Diabore: !decks
LRRbot: Nesting Bot [W] | Artifact Creature — Robot [1/1] | Start your engines! / When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / Max speed — This creature gets +1/+0.
lesbiandracula: beep
wifi12345678910: vroom vroom
Spades_Slicc: a blartist and a soul sister
DigitalSeahorse:
superdude097: Speed is now 2, right?
DigitalSeahorse:
TheDevil_Risen: alex to 13
Spades_Slicc: Speed is LoL (loss o life)
Mai_Andra: "Paul, please... you have so many buttons"
Dog_of_Myth:
WarCorrespondent: hey nerds
theamc2000: ty Paul
lesbiandracula:
DigitalSeahorse:
TheDevil_Risen: ty Paul
ThirdGames:
Strebenherz: Amazing
SK__Ren: I was drinking coffee paul!
Teslamat:
TheDevil_Risen: my count is 17
WindyDelcarlo: I have no idea, I wasn't paying attention
TheDevil_Risen: drain 1
theamc2000: servo
TheDevil_Risen: add 4
11Hunt3r: 18
Simonark: We haven't been paying attention. As a rule, chat just roots for whoever has the best hat unconditionally.
TheDevil_Risen:
close enough
LRRbot: Rottenmouth Viper [5B] | Creature — Elemental Snake [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. / Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.
justalog96: I gasped lol
Simonark: Wait. Are we back on the jazz? We got to Take Five
Spades_Slicc: Why does the snake have a die?
50keyz: and the dude with deadtouch lol
wifi12345678910:
big danger noodle
wifi12345678910: @Spades_Slicc blight counters
theamc2000: blight counter
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard this card: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Spades_Slicc: Chavoke Eiganjo
50keyz: ajani ajani ajani
MegaDosX:
Which dead god Serge, there's three of them
50keyz: CALLE DIT
circusofkirkus: uh...why is there a food
WarCorrespondent: is that an errant food?
Spades_Slicc: Serge what is that?
TheDevil_Risen: free food!
wifi12345678910: this secretly is the food deck
50keyz: food deck finally viable
MegaDosX: Serge has been playing food decks too much, crumbs are getting everywhere
TheDevil_Risen:
deck check
WindyDelcarlo: To be fair, it being an orc army makes it suddenly make sense
Spades_Slicc: Cheatyface your foods into play
Reldnahcire: @wifi12345678910 that's his secret cap, he's always playing food
solemn_storm: it's 2025 alex, we don't do restrictions
Spades_Slicc:
play siegebreaker
Spades_Slicc: overlord every turn tho
spawnofhastur: rally the ancestors would be nice here.
kynelwynn: The chicken exiles nothing because the Overlord isn't a creature?
LRRbot: Tainted Pact [1B] | Instant | Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.
arbysgaming38: overlord happens on attack anyways
theamc2000: edict
kynelwynn: Those aren't impend counters? oh okay
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
wifi12345678910: that new edict that exiles and exiles the yard?
parrot6633: the hexproof also ends on serge's turn so could just swords it
50keyz: reanimate?
marxmarksman: I like how the art for the Demonic Tutor implies that the tutor doesn't just magical give you the knowledge, he actual sits you down and teaches you from the book.
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
DigitalSeahorse:
spawnofhastur: if it was instant you could solitude but alas
50keyz: "whats in your wallet?"
Spades_Slicc: Solid Toot
50keyz: vindictive thing?
LRRbot: Vindictive Lich [3B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [4/1] | When this creature dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. / • Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice. / • Target opponent discards two cards. / • Target opponent loses 5 life.
LRRbot: Enduring Innocence [1WW] | Enchantment Creature — Sheep Glimmer [2/1] | Lifelink / Whenever one or more other creatures you control with power 2 or less enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / When Enduring Innocence dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
50keyz: that card is putting in so much work
Simonark: Didn't Alex get the Initiative?
spawnofhastur: does alex get the initiative again?
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
MegaDosX: This is a slugfest
hidingbox: I mean sacrificing it giving aristocrat pro black and equipping skullclamp would just win
50keyz: wow
shamblingkrenshar: Chat and/or Distinguished LRRsmen I have a question as someone who hasn't encountered it: How does Initiative work?
50keyz: what a game
Spades_Slicc: @shamblingkrenshar badly
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
scrambled_doot: @shamblingkrenshar it's a Dungeon that also happens on the upkeep as well as whenever a creature says to take the initiative
shamblingkrenshar: Every answer here fills me with further dread
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When this creature enters, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's enough
Spades_Slicc: The horror brings its own goat
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: Good game
MegaDosX: Skullclamp yo
arkilyd: Technically if Alex knew he had the initiative he would have won last turn by not casting the enchantment creature and throwing the clamp on his beater instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
Strebenherz:
definenull:
spawnofhastur: Tainted Pact doesn't feel 1 point in that deck unless you're a gambling addict
lamina5432: gnight
WarCorrespondent: gg
50keyz: thanks for a great evening!
Teslamat: gg
sephyhallow: Cheers lads
wifi12345678910: Goo Night! enjoy your goo!
Mattmitchell45: Great games
spawnofhastur: hot singles like the fire chicken?
Mai_Andra:
DigitalSeahorse:
superdude097: @shamblingkrenshar Whenever you "Take the Initiative" by playing a card that says to do so, or dealing Combat Damage to an opponent that has the Initiative OR at the beginning of your Upkeep while you already HAVE the Initiative, (if you're not already in another Dungeon) you venture into a special dungeon. It's got very powerful room triggers, and the fact that you get to advance for free on Upkeep makes it very strong.
MegaDosX: I heard it was only 3.6 roentgen
DigitalSeahorse:
Orestes290: So mid
Orestes290: lol
shamblingkrenshar: @MegaDosX I love the segment on History here. "Was designed for Commander, but has caused problems in other formats"
sephyhallow: How's the heart of Chernobyl? Very radioactive.
MegaDosX: @shamblingkrenshar That's putting it lightly
DigitalSeahorse: same
Mai_Andra: the stalking will continue until radioactivity improves
shamblingkrenshar: @MegaDosX The line even cites a source linking to a Mark Rosewater Blogatog post.
sephyhallow: Alex looking like Weekend at Bernie's, Halloween Edition
DigitalSeahorse: neato
sephyhallow: XD perfect
Earthenone: weekend at spirit halloween
rosesmcgee: I could hop the clipper
RassilonDND: if we fly out, can we get dilly bars?
BrowneePointz: Everyone is trying to kill each other. It’s in the complete dark except for your bullet trails.
ThirdGames: Sound-based sneaky time
BrowneePointz: And you can set traps
DigitalSeahorse:
Simonark: Is it a murder club or are you murdering with clubs?
definenull: i'm here for this one more X MoC crossover
Mai_Andra:
maybe we can move to Canada to come visit you at the event (and "no other reason"... )
Dog_of_Myth:
50keyz: LOL
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
Sliced_Tea: Three quarter year...?
definenull: words
TheDevil_Risen:
TheDevil_Risen:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Mai_Andra: "Fiftyfiveteen"bits
50keyz:
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Mai_Andra: "fiftyfivety"
CrossXhunteR: got here just in time
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