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saucemaster5000: oh boy can't wait to see how joel gets out of this conundrum!
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A_nearby_Tr3e: hello everyone
vinopinguino: Aw shiiii excited to be catching one of these live
lamina5432: evening
Nigouki: awww yiss, this gonna be kawaii as fuck isn't it
definenull: sup
Makrosian_Tay: Aaaahhh!! It's happening!
TheWriterAleph: heLLO
ButButTheJesus: huddo
saucemaster5000: I ain't flinching copper
lamina5432: and you're stuck in here with us
lochnessseammonster:
Makrosian_Tay: Aw damn, you got me Adam
gualdhar: why are we getting punched
vinewood_og: "Yeah yeah yeah yeah"
ButButTheJesus: pls no punch
Mai_Andra:
rooftop stream! 
ChippTunes: please don't take my lunch money
rosesmcgee: Adam, known enjoyer of physical confrontation. Sure.
lochnessseammonster: like you did on desert bus ben?
vinewood_og: Roasted by kids
Juliamon: It was wild, Fred MVP
TheWriterAleph: shoutout to FRED
definenull: Yeah Ben just like you drove the bus in the roof last DB
raulghoulia: this is not the first time Ben has suggested streaming from the roof
varmintx0: What kind of a crazy person would go up on a roof to stream...Ben
rosesmcgee: Keep them kids off roblox for a couple of hours
Makrosian_Tay: Omg that's amazing
GasCityGaming: they were chill
Blakemcm: put them kids on the stree
Rootpotato: whats up my favoritist boys
mercano82: just get Johnny to set you up to stream from the roof.
vinopinguino: Go touch some grass kids
lamina5432: kathleen and Cam connecting with the youth
vinewood_og: We're cooked
vinopinguino: Mewing
saucemaster5000: these two are so in with the cool kids
Vonbane: who you gonna shoot today?
TheWriterAleph: ben is hip with the kids (?)
gualdhar: you need one of those school TV trolleys with a streaming setup on it to cart around
Juliamon: the shooting bit's gotten kinda old
Juliamon: time to move on
definenull: Jordynne has you beat
MacbethSeemsSus: Please remove your hands from their pulse
vinewood_og: Fun?
Astramentha: what abt Jordynne
vinopinguino: Any good finds Ben?
xantos69: !uptime
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Mai_Andra: you're thinking of a "coffee table"
xantos69: Sorry I was late. Oblivion dropped today.
vinewood_og: The table of theseus
saucemaster5000: kevin costner shows up "behold I will be your tabletop"
Vonbane: just water the wooden legs, the table will grow out
vinopinguino: Half a table comes wandering in
elistan4: Ikea table
Saintnex: Ngl, this sounds like a terrible deal lol
Saintnex: the table I mean
lochnessseammonster: classic weaponized incompetence
RealGamerCow: starfish-ing
vinopinguino: Hahaha
definenull: Welp
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Juliamon: Is Gus an under-blanket kinda cat?
A_nearby_Tr3e: hahahahahaha
Saintnex: big oof
Nigouki: time to get an Alaska King bed so EVERYONE fits
lochnessseammonster: just sleep with two blankets
A_nearby_Tr3e: @nigouki you speaking the truth
xantos69: Life Tip: If you go to bed first. You never have to deal with your partner snoring. They have to deal with yours.
Vonbane:
Ben, the mayor of Allergy Town, must snore 
lamina5432: I heard separate blankets is the tech
vinopinguino: Me and my partner sleep with 2 blankets for this same reason
RealGamerCow: my wife and I put two twin set top sheet and blankets on the bed
lochnessseammonster: you each get a douvet. game changer
Eille_k: Two blankets it'll change your life.
adamshandy: Linden trees?
RealGamerCow: Ben will *make* it your problem
vinewood_og:
definenull: Ben is not wrong
rosesmcgee: He's gonna make it your problem
vinopinguino: Ayooo
Eille_k: Bradford pear
ButButTheJesus:
A_nearby_Tr3e: Hahahaha
gualdhar: just blasting ropes
A_nearby_Tr3e: thats great
lochnessseammonster: yeah
saucemaster5000: patriarchy wins again
BrowneePointz: trees don't have chromosomal stuff like that
vinewood_og: God dammit every time
Vonbane: pa-TREE-archy
TherapyforNarwhals: Anyways started blastin
raulghoulia: but why male models?
vinopinguino: Trees just blast pollen ropes everywhere
ButButTheJesus:
@Vonbane
BrowneePointz: that's actually an apocryphal tale iirc
TherapyforNarwhals: Zed
Diabore: D!
definenull: Quick hide
A_nearby_Tr3e: q
vinopinguino: M
Nigouki: ayyyyyy
public_key_reveal_party: Time for blasting people
Saintnex: welp
aerohydra: i volunteer as tribute
ghyllnox: Some trees aren't one sex or the other, but yeah bradford pears suck
7gorobei: scatter
MrVirite:
thatguysteve2709: I know I'm safe
definenull: o7
public_key_reveal_party:
Only 4 numbers 
TherapyforNarwhals: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
Forlorgen: o7
empyreon: o7
Vonbane: o7
GasCityGaming: O7
far2muchsarcasm: o7
1QUIZ1: o7
dippedfeathers: o7
public_key_reveal_party: o7
terribleplan: o7
TheWriterAleph: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
7gorobei: o7
ButButTheJesus:
vinopinguino: o7
Astramentha: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: Making them a part of the community. By banishing them.
Diabore: last stream ended on a thing
TherapyforNarwhals: Minimal podcast for Joels knees?
definenull: Oh right this part of the game
lochnessseammonster: true
empyreon: dumb as heck
adamshandy: what about crazy golf?
definenull: Hear that James?
TheWriterAleph: "you're obviously not a golfer"
ThorSokar: PREACH
Vonbane: what about putt-putt?
Blakemcm: oh the peasants are talking again
vinopinguino: Hey! I like it...
saucemaster5000: golfing is for people who eat wonder bread and butter for breakfast
empyreon: only good golf is mini golf
GasCityGaming: The better you are, the less you play
vinewood_og: Preach
lochnessseammonster:
i'm not allowed to go mini golfing with my family anymore 
definenull: So true
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Juliamon: The only feathers that's gonna ruffle is shitheads
BrowneePointz: it's the MOST affluent white people sport
raulghoulia: to be a professional golfer you need a degree in golf managment
cutaos: i play with clubs i got from goodwill
adamshandy: minigolf is for the PEOPLE
Nigouki: Golf is just mini colonialism
ThorSokar: mini golf, is the superior golf
saucemaster5000: frisbee golf?
BrowneePointz: it's like if Bowling took itself too seriously
TherapyforNarwhals: I just can't see the fucking ball
cutaos: super fancy
Makrosian_Tay: I'm with Ben. Formula One IS stupid!
Scy_Anide: You're not a GILFer?
Diabore: did the leafs biff it again?
vinopinguino: NBA?
vinopinguino: Oh
MacbethSeemsSus: Go Caps
definenull: Yay sportsball
NotCainNorAbel: Go Wild!
MacbethSeemsSus: They won in OT
dippedfeathers: Go bolts
underhill33: Caps won!
lochnessseammonster:
ottawa and toronto are playing and i'm stressed 
Saintnex: lol, suck it Edmonton hehehe
Serivus: Caps won in OT, they only had 1 game
saucemaster5000: go san jose sharks
MacbethSeemsSus: Ovi got the OT goal
tycoonbosh: Caps got their guy their record, they should tag out for the Bruins now.
lochnessseammonster: cuz i'm in ottawa
Makrosian_Tay: 4/2 is a pretty respectable creature these days
gamercat88: yay hockey
underhill33: You were not watching the Caps. The game ended 3-2 in OT
raulghoulia: let's all get out there and have a good time
vinopinguino: I don't have a hockey team and I want to get in to it. Who should I pick?
underhill33: Oooh
dippedfeathers: yo
NotCainNorAbel: All hockey looks the same
Juliamon: I didn't watch anything but I did buy a bag of Brad Marchand's charity coffee
mrjujubeans: they still play hockey up there?
Saintnex:
good thing your funny Ben? 
gamercat88: ouch buffalo
TherapyforNarwhals: Bruins!
CaptinOfBeez: Sabers!
A_nearby_Tr3e: blues
far2muchsarcasm: that's about the same for the Kraken
dippedfeathers: Lightning!
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gamercat88: but i do enjoy the Sabers
Serivus: yeah, Ottawa is currently losing game 2 by a score of 2-0 at the end of the first period
far2muchsarcasm: good ole seattle sports
Makrosian_Tay:
They said they wanted a team, not a chicken flavor
gamercat88: Flyers
vinewood_og: Yuuuck
gamercat88: Gritty
Dog_of_Myth: ewww
GasCityGaming: New Jersey
A_nearby_Tr3e: Blues
lamina5432: flyers we have gritty
dippedfeathers: Penguins!
raulghoulia: Let's go Bs
NotCainNorAbel: MN Wild - you can hope all you want and get disappointed
teaspoonC: Let's go Avs
vinopinguino: Tampa having a team is hilarous to me
Vonbane:
i'm in Pittsburgh, the Pens tho they suck
Serivus: @NotCainNorAbel *high five*
xantos69: Ok, Ben cool your jets. You are "adorable" perhaps even "cute", but the Handsome one is Adam.
raulghoulia: Adam is correct
mrjujubeans: Go Emus!
raulghoulia: except about being stinky
gamercat88: lol
saucemaster5000: it's true
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: let’s go Blues, baybeeeeee
TherapyforNarwhals: Fuck you patriots (were) great
A_nearby_Tr3e: Truth Adam
Serivus: @NotCainNorAbel But at least we have the Frost! they won the championship last year!
Juliamon: that's a funny way to say New York
tycoonbosh: Adam, I feel like we have Bluesky beef now.
vinewood_og: Ouch
lamina5432: as someone near philly we suffer too
ThorSokar: I mean, they're not wrong
mercano82: I’d argue Yankees fans are even worse than Red Sox fans
CaptinOfBeez: adam needs a bluesky
Vonbane: true dat
TherapyforNarwhals: At least we win them
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam's not wrong
vinewood_og: Or new york
gualdhar: remind me not to take Ben for cheese steaks at Pax Unplugged
saucemaster5000: yankees fans are actually the worst tho
Mai_Andra: i mean, what else can you do on a Tuesday?
Jadaris: L.A. too
gamercat88: i just like sports, i will find a way to enjoy myself no matter who is playing
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, yankees fans suck
public_key_reveal_party: Unless you are from Boston
thatguysteve2709: I had roommates in college from both Pittsburg and Philly in college
Forlorgen: We needed KC to lose this year in football because of orange shit face man
definenull: Someone has to take the Ls
gualdhar: Adam isn't coming so I can't penalize him
BrowneePointz: Even more so, make the patriarchy mad by swapping your descriptive adjectives. Adam is now beautiful and Ben is Pretty.
vinopinguino: Don't ever feel yourself
tycoonbosh: I lived in Pittsburgh for far to long. Philly fans are in fact the worst.
Dane_VII: You a good boy Ben
saucemaster5000: I don't even remember how ytou started THIS stream
NotCainNorAbel: @Serivus that gives us hope though...and hope just means we get sad. The fact that we have made 16 of the last 18 playoffs and never made it deep is funny at this point.
Serivus: So would you go to a women's hockey game in Vancouver (or Seattle) after they announce they get a PWHL expansion team tomorrow?
PhorrestGaze: I, uh, remembered the whole time.
public_key_reveal_party: I don't remember what I did this morning tbh
far2muchsarcasm: certainly don't feel yourself in public
Juliamon: Philly and Boston fans are awful but they don't hold a candle to New York and LA
A_nearby_Tr3e: Dallas fans are insufferable
mrjujubeans: you don’t have to be smart to hold a grudge
BrowneePointz: Philly and Boston fans are worse per capita
gamercat88: Savannah Bananas are happy fans
Serivus: being a sports fan means you are miserable. But it's miserable with company
vinopinguino: @juliamon 100% this
BrowneePointz: New York and LA just have more people
TherapyforNarwhals: Better than this I bet
Vonbane:
they're hooligans who riot when they win or lose
NotCainNorAbel: Dodgeball in tents?
ThorSokar: Caber Tossing!
lamina5432: e-sports?
dumbo3k: Boston Red Sox fans were happy in 2004
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Marbula One marble racing!
EvilBadman: @serivus I wouldn't advise coming to the states
ThorSokar: WHO doesn't wanna go throw a TREE!?
Makrosian_Tay: Wake me up when the competitive beyblade circuit hits mainstream
vinopinguino: Hobby horsing
saucemaster5000: squash is a gourd, Ben
Leebo140: A friend of mine watches professional ultimate frisbee
xantos69: Squash is just tennis, but both players are facing a wall.
lamina5432: philly got an e-sports stadium
Jennie_Fuchsia:
if it makes you feel any better Boston got completely shut down when a bunch of athletes came here from all over the world yesterday 
raulghoulia: @Makrosian_Tay let it rip!
Vonbane:
i mostly enjoy the sports that are broadcast on the Ocho 
Jennie_Fuchsia: closed every street for the marathon
thatguysteve2709: That's a wii sports injury ben
Juliamon: where's the going live tweet boys
raulghoulia: twas
definenull: And you gotta dodge each other
MacbethSeemsSus: What would your Pope name be?
mercano82: The Pope got Liz Trussed.
gamercat88: gottem
lochnessseammonster: are you baptized?
xantos69: Ok, name 2
Makrosian_Tay: Is Pope Adam BEFORE or AFTWR cocaine arc?
public_key_reveal_party: Most people get jury duty, Adam gets pope duty
Forlorgen: Adam would give all the money the church has away
lamina5432: o7 the pope was a good one
couchboyj: If you met JD Vance, you'd want to die too
Rootpotato: whatever Adam says is now the word of god and disagreeing with him is blasphemy
Jadaris: @MacbethSeemsSus carl bogo
Juliamon: you already failed by speaking English
7gorobei: the holy sea.....bat
gamercat88: damn beat me, not confirmed
Saintnex: if Adam managed to hide being a cardinal for the longest time I would laugh lol
lochnessseammonster:
raulghoulia: Adam would be the first North American pope
Vonbane: God? 10/10. no notes.
A_nearby_Tr3e: Adam lore just dropped
dippedfeathers: That arc starts next moth
NotCainNorAbel: send up the smoke, Adam is the next Pope.
Forlorgen: 100% the popes do coke
Darleysam: Only Pope to listen to Megalovania
saucemaster5000: pope francis rode the white horse daily
teaspoonC: The only ex pope in recent memory is dead so
ThorSokar: Wasn't he from Columbia?
far2muchsarcasm: *adam is typing*
lamina5432: pope couldn't helldive
mercano82: he was from Argentina
vinewood_og: Thou shalt rippest the fatest rail
xantos69: Popes are famous for the "White Smoke" not the white powder.
raulghoulia: Pope Francis liked to get wet
Faulpyr: @7gorobei The Holy Sea-bat is amazing
gamercat88: he was a straight gangsta
Juliamon: lmao this description of mate
Astramentha: a
gualdhar: There's a reason why cocaine is also called "Fransiscan marching powder"
DMGlol: are either of you trying to avoid the last of us show spoilers during this play through lol
Forlorgen: Time to get sad yall
BrowneePointz: Joel MAMA
public_key_reveal_party:
Rootpotato:
dippedfeathers: Abby went into what you might call a five iron frenzy.
TheWriterAleph:
saucemaster5000: video game protag armor
Makrosian_Tay: Who's Joel? He's The Last of Us!
gamercat88: his dad bod will be fine
KeytarCat: JOel's leg bent the wrong way
Makrosian_Tay: Joel Deadpool confirmed
A_nearby_Tr3e: plot armor is strong with Joel
TheWriterAleph: @dippedfeathers doot doot
Juliamon: anyway, there's a *lot* of CWs for this game, absolutely hit up doesthedogdie
Diabore: serge and james cleaned up last night
Juliamon: !cw
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betweenmyself: with Ben at the controls, I’m sure nothing bad will happen to any beloved characters for this playthrough
Saintnex: pretty sure just based on the shot to the leg, with nothing else, pretty sure he ain’t walking again lol
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mrjujubeans: they say you USE to look like Kutcher?
itira: well well well if it isnt the spoopy boys
BrowneePointz: I've been told I look like if Post Malone ate 3 other Post Malones
Makrosian_Tay: Oh god, please Joel be safe!
vinopinguino: Oh man I picked a good ep to watch live
TherapyforNarwhals:
You're still so handsome ben 
CaptinOfBeez: adam is kinda aging into Dax Shepard
vinewood_og: Postmates Malone
BrowneePointz: Post Matryoshkalone
A_nearby_Tr3e: @captinofbeez I see it
Vonbane: he was in Idiocracy
SnackPak_: yall dont know Dax?
itira:
just got home from work 
couchboyj: In game before half an hour in? Podcast is suffering.
SquareDotCube: mods are asleep, Post Malone
RealGamerCow: he's Kristen Bell's husband
Rootpotato: uh
TheWriterAleph: Shepard.
vinopinguino: Kristen Bells husband
Vonbane: married to kristen bell
itira: THAT guy
Juliamon: couchboyj Ben really wanted to play
saucemaster5000: from popular kids movie zathura
mercano82: I am mostly aware of Dax Shepard through Kristen Bell
SnackPak_: prolly the right way to refer to him
mrjujubeans: Dax fair
ghyllnox: @couchboyj Ben's been moving things along, he said he's been excited to play
Juliamon: wife guys make me nervous
EvilBadman: He's the "go away jerking it" guy in Idiocracy
itira: im aware of Dax Sheperd because of the movie Without a Paddle
lochnessseammonster:
that's what i was thinking but wasn't sure that'd help you place him
Vonbane: he was the main dumb guy in Idiocracy as well
ghyllnox: That had to be a lot of work, didn't they shoot him point blank with a shotgun?
dippedfeathers: This is only the 7th worst thing done with a golf club, oddly enough.
vinewood_og: Four!
definenull: "Ellie will remember this"
Fanklok: Good call Ben
johnnylongtorso: a man chooses, a slave obeys
Blakemcm: video games are fun
gualdhar: ooooh that there's brain
Vonbane: Joel might not be OK...
A_nearby_Tr3e: Ashley Johnson voice acting is great
saucemaster5000: from the company that brough you crash bandicoot!
vinopinguino: Pedroooo
dippedfeathers: Joel is going to a very nice farm upstate
Astramentha:
KeytarCat: "Consider joining Turbo!" nice timing...
DMGlol: watching this scene playout with live actors vs the game, both really good to watch
definenull: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: He's pining for the fjords
gamercat88: o7
ButButTheJesus:
johnnylongtorso: get some bandages, he'll be fine
TheWriterAleph: he's not gonna be in rush hour 4
TherapyforNarwhals: Nap time
terribleplan: They fucked up
Dog_of_Myth: o7
vinopinguino: o7
shamblingkrenshar: Joel walks it off but doesn't have a head for the rest of the game. Its now a black comedy?
Saintnex: legit, that last bit really messed with my tinnitus lol
Makrosian_Tay: o7
lamina5432: o7
Eille_k: but you said he would get out of this fine.
mercano82: Pineing for the fjords, he is.
TherapyforNarwhals: 'dog' is replaced by 'dad kinda sorta'
Scy_Anide: o7
Nigouki: I hope Ellie kills all of their dogs
Astramentha: o7
skintbint: o7
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definenull: So many death flags during that sad dad scene last week
saucemaster5000: you're good kram
dippedfeathers: I hope Ellie kills all of their dads.
vinopinguino: I can't wait to watch the show with my gf who LOVES Pedro
Darleysam: @vinopinguino Game of Thrones double bill?
vinopinguino: Haha may be too much for one night
shamblingkrenshar: I do think its ironic that this is the week the show is covering this part.
terribleplan: He totally answered the question
Juliamon: yeah the timing is pretty amazing
johnnylongtorso: they could be from Spokane
Kramburger: If you Seattle, sayattle
saucemaster5000: they looked like tacoma folks
dippedfeathers: no one is from spokane
dippedfeathers: not real place
TherapyforNarwhals: I got armor thicker than plot
shamblingkrenshar: I wonder how utterly off the rails unhinged Florida is in this universe now.
SnackPak_: it's real, but no one is from there
mercano82: they could be from the other Vancouver.
Scy_Anide: My day is from Spokane
Diabore: @shamblingkrenshar gators eating good
gamercat88:
is so damn good at acting
Sogheim: @shamblingkrenshar the cure was bath salts all along!
ButButTheJesus: @shamblingkrenshar they worship the gators
Scy_Anide: dad*
spo8n: no they turn into zanimals
TherapyforNarwhals: Not how that works in biology typically
shamblingkrenshar: I would definitely have money on the gators over the fungus zombies.
saucemaster5000: I've seen zombeavers
GasCityGaming: Zoodles?
ButButTheJesus: zoombies
lamina5432: ants were the original infected
Kramburger: Zeople
Astramentha: we COULD tho
dippedfeathers: zoopals
BrowneePointz: west african
BrowneePointz: I think
saucemaster5000: they be zoming
Blakemcm: luisiana voodoo
RealGamerCow: voodoo
Vonbane: Haitian i think
Kuhfeek: Voodoo thing
itira: i wanna know where she got those flowers in this weather
terribleplan: Zubat
TheWriterAleph: they say 'it's zombin time' and zomb all over the place
ghyllnox: Zombies started as a carribean thing
Diabore: haitian according to google
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think Joel is getting up
dippedfeathers: f
mrjujubeans: @scy_anide that’s just what they told you
vinewood_og: "Zombercules. I love that guy!"
SnackPak_: skill issue, Joel
vinopinguino: What's the etymology of the word?
definenull: The balls of the writers
BrowneePointz: and this is why folks are hoping Abby's actress in the show doesn't get Death Threats
BrowneePointz: it's how it happens irl
A_nearby_Tr3e: In Haitian folklore, a bokor (a voodoo sorcerer) is believed to have the power to bring people back from the dead as zombie
raulghoulia: Marvel used to own the trademark on Zombie
Scy_Anide: Big Aerith moment
Kramburger: Adam's perfect game has a MC death and a mimic in the first dungeon
Mazrae: I think zombies used to be something that had to do with voodoo i think
TherapyforNarwhals: To be fair we kinda halved the tension between last stream and this
dumbo3k: apparently it traces back to Nzambi, which translate to spirit of the dead or something
BrowneePointz: suddenly, violently, and completely
GreyThey: Zombie etymology, per Wiktionary: "First attested in 1871. From a Bantu language. Compare Kongo nzambi (“god”), zumbi (“fetish”), and Kimbundu nzumbi (“ghost”) (see Portuguese zumbi), and Caribbean folklore's jumbee (“a spirit or demon”). Origin from Spanish sombra (“shadow, phantom”) has also been suggested. May have come through Louisiana Creole [Term?]. See also French zombi (1832)."
Kramburger: Real stakes
shamblingkrenshar: There has to be a cost
Scy_Anide: Attachment and stakes are important
thatguysteve2709: You made us wait a week
Diabore: having a whole game to get accustomed to joel helped the gravity of the scene
lamina5432: I hate over dramatizing things
saucemaster5000: stakes are for vampire hunters gimme my sugar pop cereal
shamblingkrenshar: Metal Gear Solid 2 tech right there
DarknessKingCoH: Do you guys plan on watching the show as well?
Makrosian_Tay: I think at this point we're playing the game of "who DOESNT die"
raulghoulia: Ellie vs Aloy
itira: where the fuck are the flowers coming from!
dumbo3k: Envelopes are just folded paper?
saucemaster5000: there's a real good florist in town
ghyllnox: It's just folded paper
vinewood_og: Office depot wasn't busy
RealGamerCow: That's also a shit ton of fresh flowers in the middle of winter
Vonbane: lots of stationary in the apocalypse
Scy_Anide: She posted about it on Twitter.
goombalax: this reminds me of the thing that was like "Pedro Pascal is reportedly already done filming Last of us season 2" and people were like "wow they filmed that season fast"
Mazrae: All the cards at walmart
BrowneePointz: But yea, this is ONE reason the Internet Chuds immediately hated Abby
rosesmcgee: Suspension of disbelief broken
mrjujubeans: they were pre-sent
xantos69: I made paper as a child. It isn't that hard.
BusTed: the greenhouse 🙂
gualdhar: greenhouse?
TherapyforNarwhals: Indoor greenhouses?
Diabore: how did he get a stamped mail box? wtf
kimmibeans: They have greenhouses
Nigouki: flowers are good bee food, worthwhile to have those in greenhouses
betweenmyself: lotta shitty people with their shitty agendas went to town after this game first released
itira: i need to know Adam!
saucemaster5000: how did mushroom take over the planet?
SnackPak_: was Joel a horse girl?
Dog_of_Myth: dog
saucemaster5000: I'm the frame
Vonbane: Lil Sebastian
poipal: So how is the absence of terrible things going?
Nigouki: gonna smash Abby's face in with the guitar?
NotCainNorAbel: Find Joel's porn stash
gamercat88: 1997 film The Postman was an autobiography i guess
Saintnex: as I remember correctly, one of the more general criticisms of the game is that the zombie apocalypse aspect of the world kinda got pushed to the background
saucemaster5000: he had enough towels for a hotel
patrick_stonecrusher: its the apocalypse. whats the first thing youre grabbing? it sure aint greeting cards. therefore logically all the hallmark stores are unlooted
betweenmyself: “oh, my dainty hooves are too sensitive for this hard packed gravel, horseoWo”
johnnylongtorso: this post-apocalyptic residence is so much nicer than my apartment
mrjujubeans: this is how Ellie finds the bat cave
Fanklok: Mycelium covers like 70% of the world mushrooms already have taken over
saucemaster5000: that thing is only right twice a day
TheWriterAleph: GUN
poipal: @fanklok that implies that they were ever not in charge to begin with
Diabore: that thing will put a hole in someone
saucemaster5000: put that gun in the dip
johnnylongtorso: dum-dums!
GreyThey: @Diabore Isn't that generally the point of guns?
Fanklok:
hedonistic_mushroom: Gun with talking bullets made me think of Mista from Jojo
BusTed: based
dippedfeathers: No promises maria
saucemaster5000: one piece mentioned?
itira:
terribleplan: One piece, alive?
Blakemcm: i cant find my grocery store without GPS how do these people find anything in the post apocalypse
Kramburger: Smells like weeb in here
Aidankatz7: crap what did I miss? I watched this a few years ago so I don’t care about spoilers
raulghoulia: as long as 4Kids is not involved
MacbethSeemsSus: Seattle, day 1 of PAX
Aidankatz7: give it time
Scy_Anide: You can tell it's Seattle because Mountain
Aidankatz7: Ben give it time
gamercat88: wait
betweenmyself:
… 
Scy_Anide: It's like Paris, if you look out any window anywhere in the city you can see Rainier.
ghyllnox: What if Joel killed her dad
mercano82: Dawn of the first day, 72 hours remain
Jadaris: @Aidankatz7 stop
definenull: Her melee was sick tho you can't deny that
Aidankatz7: what did I miss? I watched this a few years ago so I don’t care about spoilers
niccus: who hasn't killed several tens of people
Makrosian_Tay: @aidankatz7 yo, at some point this becomes spoilers
rosesmcgee: Did Joel give any indication that he regretted the shit he did?
dippedfeathers: I feel that ben is either going to really like this game's plot or really not like it.
Kramburger: The worst sin a fictional character can commit is hurting/inconveniencing the main character
Aidankatz7: @makrosian_tay ur right ill stop
Juliamon: It's very idealized
RealGamerCow: suddenly not winter?
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BusTed: it is a rainforest
rosesmcgee: Temperate rainforest
lamina5432: more green with less humans
Nigouki: wetter northwest
gualdhar: if let to overgrow, maybe
dutchmoose: I got lost in Stanley Park once and it looked just like this
saucemaster5000: I dunno this looks exactly like evergreen state college t ome
Saintnex: I could see it looking like this after a decade of overgrowth
mercano82: it looks like half the worlds SG-1 went to, must be the PNW.
Plasterboard: This looks more like the forest floor of Endor (aka, Yosemite)
TheDevil_Risen: squirrel!
Kramburger: We're on a trail? Thanks for the railroad DEVS
CaptinOfBeez: oh neat a stargate reference
Plasterboard: or Big Sur, idr
lamina5432: ever watch that video on if humans were wiped out how long stuff would stay standing
raulghoulia: Amogus
MacbethSeemsSus: Hades
saucemaster5000: If it was well animated they'd let us play with ellie's face like mario 64
Juliamon: Animal Crossing New Horizons
ButButTheJesus: I'm playing through the PS4 version...
Rootpotato: shadow of the colossus
Rootpotato:
dippedfeathers: Amogus was before 2020
gualdhar: Animal Crossing New Horizons
kimmibeans: Animal Crossing and Hades
Makrosian_Tay: Ghost of Tsushima is GOATED
Diabore: hades was 2020, thats still goated
Dog_of_Myth: FF7 remake
NotCainNorAbel: Returnal was 2021 I thought
TherapyforNarwhals: Covid released in a lot of countries
lamina5432: valhalla was good
raulghoulia: Tsushima was goated
definenull: Animal crossing and doom, what a pairing
Rootpotato: for that matter Doom Eternal
7gorobei: returnal
mercano82: Genshin Impact /s
Kramburger: My wife had bed morning sickness during 2020, the animal crossing music gave her PTSD flashbacks for years
BrowneePointz: shadowlands is the b iggest steaming pile of shit
Scy_Anide: 2020 is when I started playing WoW again. 2021 is when I stopped.
MacbethSeemsSus: You feeling okay Adam?
BrowneePointz: blizzard has ever released
saucemaster5000: warcraft hasn't been good since tides of darkness
Juliamon: BrowneePointz wow, worse than OW2?
raulghoulia: check Adam for spores. he's turning
mercano82: Yakuza: Like a Dragon, the first Ichiban game, was really good.
BrowneePointz: Worse than OW2
Scy_Anide: For mythic+ I do agree
BrowneePointz: SL almost made me quit WoW PERMANENTLY @Juliamon
Scy_Anide: My friend grouped cleared all the +20s and got the portals as our "win con".
spo8n: I, for one, expect unreasonable things
Kramburger: Hatter gonna hat
BrowneePointz: I don't disagree with Adam that atm Mythic+ dungeons were in fact quite good and fun
lamina5432: never played wow was it as goated as Adam says no trust
mercano82: and the Space Needle is where the Kraken play.
ButButTheJesus: I've never been seattle
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't see one brewery on that map, unrealistic.
Scy_Anide: I still miss mythic+ a little, as an FF14 player. Criterion is...bad, by comparison.
johnnylongtorso: the MoPop is cool
DrAegirinePyrope: I've been to Seattle once, for a conference in that conference center, but a way different kind than PAX
mikia55: Its hilarious they got Cal Anderson flipped 90 degrees
ButButTheJesus: I've been around San Diego briefly, been a while
Makrosian_Tay: Please be safe while you're there oh my god. I can't begin to explain the panic I have about going even REMOTELY close to the border
saucemaster5000: Seattle is a decent city in my book
BrowneePointz: it's SO much better than last season
Scy_Anide: Wow
BrowneePointz: season 1 TWW Mythic Plus was rouuuuuuuugh
Scy_Anide: When I played WoW I was confident that m+ was worse every xpac, but I stopped playing long enough ago that I have no idea now.
Makrosian_Tay: Smooth out the experience? Bungie could never
BrowneePointz: Ben's taking a quick trip to In-N-Out
BrowneePointz: you heard it here first
Juliamon: It's not anymore
vinewood_og: It's fine.
Juliamon: don't bother
mercano82: wasn’t “quick trip in and out” what they said in Shawn of the Dead?
Blakemcm: in and out is good, but whats great is the price of it
rosesmcgee: 3x3 extra toast, grilled onions. Thank me later
teaspoonC: It sure is a burger place
saucemaster5000: In n Out is very overrated, but it's fine. Also run by shitheads
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BrowneePointz: Cali is like "in-n-out sucks, I love it"
AnjaZeta: Arby's potato cakes are back
7gorobei: 3x3, fries well done
Blakemcm: 5 guys so spensive. in and out is a deal by anyone's metric
SquareDotCube: It's Seattle, you've got a bag of Dick's
Scy_Anide: It's definitely opinion.
Juliamon: they banned their employees from masking, fuck em
TjPshine: is this the oblivion remaster?
RealGamerCow: The only bad fast food I've had is Hardees. It tasted like not real meat
Scy_Anide: Sorry, it's definitely <opinion>.
Makrosian_Tay: Ben I wanna warn you now: this next section has lots of things you can get, so maybe brave yourself for a sudden flood of "go left" and shit
BrowneePointz: 5 Guys is good but it 'spensive
gamercat88: or depends on the guys am i right lol
saucemaster5000: They brought back the double de cker taco at my local taco bell so this is the best timeline
kimmibeans: Wait, there's a potato lawsuit? Tell me more!
spo8n: stop at a five guys after you get out of a time machine, but otherwise
dippedfeathers: 5 guys is good but I prefer 6 guys
frank_the_great: Have you seen the Zootopia Arby's comic?
BrowneePointz: The Shadow Drop leaked last week
mercano82: I like at Five Guys every burger is built to order, rather than preset topping lists.
GasCityGaming: I installed it, it kept crashing
rosesmcgee: Let Serge have his joy
TherapyforNarwhals: Fallout 3 remaster when
lamina5432: serge already streamed it
saucemaster5000: they banned masks and actively fought against california law during the pandemic
MacbethSeemsSus: Waiting for Skyblivion
rosesmcgee: It looks like Avowed with a grimier pallet
BrowneePointz: The Shadow drop leaked last week, and then they announced it yesterday, then showed it off on stream and dropped it today
TherapyforNarwhals: It's game pass for a month worth it though for me
TheDevil_Risen: 100AUD
TheAwkes: Yeah, the new one's been in development for a few years now. Don't know where they found the time to remaster IV.
BrowneePointz: it's on game pass at least
rosesmcgee: Game pass ftw
Diabore: it looks great
TheWriterAleph: i started download immediately on gamepass and it's at 89% >_<
Makrosian_Tay: Remyaster
raulghoulia: Lunar remaster also just came out full priced
Rootpotato: thats like worth $20 at most
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
alex666dancause: well I'm playing it right now (for the first time ever) and honestly, it look pretty good and plays fairly well
frank_the_great: Cheaper than a Switch 2 game, amirite, gamers?
TheDevil_Risen: lmao
TheDevil_Risen:
you Adam
Scy_Anide: I never played Oblivion so I'm on board, just...someday, when it's on sale. I do have rose-tinted glasses for Morrowind though.
Kramburger: Dude the indiana jones game is like $120
TjPshine: does australia have bottles?
BrowneePointz: the bigger issue, is that Oblivion, a famously SMALL DATA SIZE GAME for its Size back then, is now 120 of God's Own motherfucking Gigs
tr3ewitch88: I was going to say I hear it is on game pass with all the extras too
BrowneePointz: and indy game RULES
dippedfeathers: australia just has pain
ButButTheJesus: Indy also on gamepass
BrowneePointz: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is legitimately Capital G Good
Blakemcm: 70 american on steam right now
gamercat88: yuppies
Makrosian_Tay: Troy Baker--voice of Joel here--did Indy and he's pretty fuckin good TBH
Blakemcm: idk what 120 is all about
BrowneePointz: hear me out, it's by the Wolfenstein Devs, and you get to punch a LOT of Nazis
MacbethSeemsSus: Still getting someone else to give her uppies.
Plasterboard: That Indiana Jones game was good enough to watch someone on twitch play it.
BrowneePointz: and Fascists
TheDevil_Risen: yeah probs going to grab gampass to play it
kimmibeans: @Blakemcm $100 for the premium addition
kimmibeans: *edition
tr3ewitch88: Honestly, I wish they would just give us elder scroll 6 like they promised.
public_key_reveal_party: It was 50 American, 60 for the deluxe, at least for me
TheDevil_Risen: CAD pricing was lower than expected
SnackPak_:
The_Color_Twelve:
dumbo3k: it is 50 american, +10 for the deluxe
DrAegirinePyrope: ouch
definenull: ggs
DMGlol: lmao
ButButTheJesus: OOP
mercano82: GG, see you guys next week
tr3ewitch88: Whoops 😬
johnnylongtorso:
saucemaster5000: lakitu gonna pick her up
Diabore: 67 on cdn steam
raulghoulia: bring back my idiot husband. okay. wahhhhhh
Darleysam: Now Dina has to go and kill gravity
Blakemcm: @kimmibeans is that how we judge prices these days?
Makrosian_Tay: Suisei.mp3
tr3ewitch88:
ghyllnox: Imagine your gf then has to go back and tell Maria you died to platforming
vinopinguino: That's how'd I'd scream if I was gonna die frfr
dippedfeathers: That's the first death of the game, not counting our boy joel.
MacbethSeemsSus: I enjoyed Veilguard but it was clear where it was stiched together from different ideas.
Scy_Anide: Oh, so it's genre fiction (which is fine).
Saintnex: I dunno if I like that lol, the story is what I enjoyed out of the DA games
Diabore: oblivion is "only" 67 cdn btw
rosesmcgee: "She died of an infection" "I thought she was immune" "No, no regular infection"
tr3ewitch88: She would go home like "oops. I guess I have to find someone else to kiss."
TheAwkes: Veilgaurd is still a good game, it's just different enough from the preceding games that it feel weird at first.
shamblingkrenshar: Considering the development hell that Veilguard crawled out of, I'm amazed it turned out as well as it did frankly
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam are you a rock climber?
BrowneePointz: Oh FUCK Expedition 33 comes out this week!
RealGamerCow: knees pop off like a champagne cork
BrowneePointz: I'm SO EXCITED!
Nigouki: why can't Dina just climb up after us? opening the gate is the least stealthy thing we can do
raulghoulia: didn't bring the bactine
Vonbane:
Dina gave her the clap
Blakemcm: another case of gays doing crimes
lochnessseammonster:
Scy_Anide: Window pick
shamblingkrenshar: Now hack into their computer and take over security!
tr3ewitch88: Wait, are we saying Ellie died of dysentery?
PixelsAtDawnGaming:
If only there was an open door 
lochnessseammonster:
RealGamerCow: Adam going climbing is impressive, most climbers aren't as big as you
ButButTheJesus:
happy for you Ben
Makrosian_Tay: Good on ya Ben! That's huge!
dippedfeathers: @PixelsAtDawnGaming Due to being Immune, ellie has the properties of a vampire where she has to be invited across thresholds. so she HAD to break a widnow.
definenull: Let's go ben
public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, like, jokes aside, congrats on that Ben
vinopinguino: Gotta update the patch
PixelsAtDawnGaming: @dippedfeathers *hiss*
SquareDotCube: if you write on it would that make it patch notes?
Vonbane: lanky
lamina5432: you'd think they could medically identify that weight loss part of cigs
raulghoulia: when you get made Pope what's your Pope name going to be?
tr3ewitch88: Hey I wonder if Ellie can swim yet 😅
RealGamerCow: my friend who climbed Half Dome is made of sinew and bone. Super strong hands
saucemaster5000: I was killer at climbing at the mcdonald's playplace
BrowneePointz: doesn't affect metabolism
BrowneePointz: it suppresses your appetite
Vonbane: no you get to pick your name i think
gamercat88: you get to choose your name
SquareDotCube: Pope Dutch
Saintnex: you can choose
adamshandy: no they pick a name
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh ben I thought you meant stop smoking as in weed. Congrats on the no nic!
Lord_Hosk: Nicotine makes you not want to eat
Jadaris: pope karl bogo
Astramentha: no you get to pick a new pope name
vinopinguino: You choose a name
TjPshine: no you have to choose a saint name
ghyllnox: You get to choose your new name and it's usually like a saint or something
Juliamon: Francis wasn't named Francis
ButButTheJesus: Pope Banan
saucemaster5000: "Pope Goku"
Makrosian_Tay: We're looking at a real Mario Mario scenario
MacbethSeemsSus: Pope Dam
gamercat88: Pope Judas
SquareDotCube: pope-ccolo
lochnessseammonster: otaku jeffery
7gorobei: Pope OtakuJeff
Jennie_Fuchsia: pope satan is just Ghost
ThirdGames: Pope PiccoloGoku
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Uniclonus: Pope Popo
GasCityGaming: Pope-Iccilo
dippedfeathers: Pope Homestar Runner
Saintnex: popes like monarchs get to pick a regal name when they take the throne
vinopinguino: Popiccolo
Rhynerd: I remember a post from years back talkng about how "Hilarious" is a valid pope name.
Lord_Hosk: You could be Pope Peter the 2nd and make all the Catholics freak out
Fanklok: Pretty sure they have to pick a pope name from the Papaldex
Juliamon: apparenly one of the candidates currently is actually named Pizzaballa
MrVirite: I'd change my name to Mobile
saucemaster5000: Jeffrey
vinewood_og: Steve
Makrosian_Tay: Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: Frank
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben
7gorobei: i thought pope names were saints
ThirdGames: Jorge Mario Bergoglio
Saintnex: Jorge
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Gertrude
shamblingkrenshar: William
gualdhar: Jorge
adamshandy: Piccolo
teaspoonC: Jorge Mario Bergoglio
DrAegirinePyrope: No lie, Jorge
empyreon: in this chat?
The_Color_Twelve: Jorge Mario Bergoglio
TherapyforNarwhals: Mario
dippedfeathers: Honest Abe Lincoln
vinewood_og: Pope Canadian Tire the 4th
GasCityGaming: Jorge Mario Bergoglio
tr3ewitch88: pope ourri
Vonbane: Pope Ernest P. Worrell
Scy_Anide: @Juliamon That name sounds like what happens when the internet picks a pope.
Makrosian_Tay: In this economy?
ButButTheJesus: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
RealGamerCow: @Fanklok Papaldex is very good
frank_the_great: @MacbethSeemsSus Based
CaptinOfBeez: no ban today?
vinewood_og: Finally!
shamblingkrenshar: Adam thinks William is a funny name. You heard it here first
BrowneePointz: william is long for Willy
BrowneePointz: it IS funny
Makrosian_Tay: You can access the journal Ben. Start button, I think
Rhynerd: Does my "pope hilarious" memory count as a funny?
saucemaster5000: Peter can have my name I'm breaking in like Danny Ocean
public_key_reveal_party: It's like priority boarding on a plane
DrAegirinePyrope: Clearly now you should just choose Jorge as your Pope name, Pope Jorge
Makrosian_Tay: Or options button or whatever
Lord_Hosk: If you are the pope, you could ban people... FROM HEAVEN
vinopinguino: Lol popiccolo has you on his list
TheDevil_Risen: `/-
frank_the_great: What was the letter?
Omnipotrevor: I recently watched through the Whatever Thing dvd I got on the sale. Got to see some early Adam.
Nigouki: I'm just imagining the enemy lookouts watching Ellie do all this shit, betting how long it takes to do this busywork
lamina5432: I think your 2/5 now
Vonbane: main gate?
Diabore: probably main
rosesmcgee: Will all Pontiffs please report to the terminal
gamercat88: would you make your pope hat extra tall for fun
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm now picturing Adam with the power to excommunicate people
TherapyforNarwhals: Probably the main gate
Diabore: 0512
vinewood_og: Sir your giant hat has to fit securely in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of you....
thatguysteve2709: They are holding onto that first chat to make sure we know their opinion on a good 80s movie
TherapyforNarwhals: cmon guys
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Passcodes are always 1234
Fanklok: The hat is called a mitre
dippedfeathers: Adam excommunicates people from this chat every stream
Diabore: lets go chat
GreyThey: I bet the person who flies the plane the Pope goes on has to deal with a lot of "Pontius Pilot" jokes
gamercat88: and you get a sweet ride, Pope-mobile
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 10 minute excommunication!
adamshandy: that horse was nearly 2 horses
saucemaster5000: I'd excommunicate a turkey every thanksgiving
lochnessseammonster:
just banning people like twitch chat
Fanklok: Could you imagine if they just killed Joel like that
public_key_reveal_party: "as long as you stay alive for 10 minutes, you're fine"
tr3ewitch88: 😱 that would be awful... why you say that ben?
GasCityGaming: I mean, also that
saucemaster5000: It is the hat for people who say "indeed"
Makrosian_Tay: Chat, you be cool now about not telling the streamer how to play
BrowneePointz: Full Size Fedora? Good Hat. Trilby's? The Fuccboi Special? Fuck 'em
dutchmoose: we need the first gamer pope
teaspoonC: How long do you think you would be able to go before they realized you didn't know Latin
TherapyforNarwhals: Jokes on you I'm already banned from the golden gates
raulghoulia: that new pope has gains
GreyThey: New Commandment just dropped
SnackPak_: hell yeah
empyreon: drop the hot gos(pel)
BusTed: we vibin'
dumbo3k: Hot Gospels in your area!
bytecaster: I came in late so I should be banned for that, for at least, like 5 minutes
MacbethSeemsSus: wake up honey new gospel just dropped.
vinewood_og: Solid sermon, no notes
shamblingkrenshar: "And the Lord spoke saying: 'Bro. Chillax.'"
frank_the_great: 4 day work week?
Rootpotato: time to find keys
ThirdGames: Well you have my vote.
saucemaster5000: Pauly Shore 3:16
SquareDotCube: "Read the Bible, like, actually"
rosesmcgee: Pope The Dude
gamercat88: decree whatever you want ur the Pope
bytecaster: You kinda can
TherapyforNarwhals: "It's not gay to kiss a homies goodnight" -Pope Adam
Vonbane: what's God's take on tipping?
bytecaster: Sunday is kind of a church thing after all
raulghoulia: she texts me all the time
tr3ewitch88: Pope Adam has thus Lee decreed that you all chill all the way the fuck out.
johnnylongtorso: ah, the Silent Hill map
ChippTunes: Anticapitalist Sleeper Agent Pope
niccus: god said love one another but that didn't work
GreyThey: The Ten Com-Adam-ents
KeytarCat: That's cute
Fanklok: "Read the Bible and figure out what it means yourself, no being told what to think"
Lord_Hosk: The lord is very upset that so many people have been disrespecting his day... so he is taking monday too
bytecaster: Jesus wants you to think for yourself
gamercat88: footises and comandgrabs are allowed as long as u don't play Tekken
bytecaster: Lots of people with weirdo conclusions about the bible have never read it
rosesmcgee: It's the bible, it's weirdo conclusions all the way down
vinewood_og: Preach Cardinal Ben!
ChippTunes: God says he's like mondo hungover and needs you all to just leave him alone for a few centuries
The_Timo: I believe God made cows just for it
Saintnex: I mean that is kinda one of the big splits between Protestants and Catholicism lol
Lord_Hosk: Priests, can marry whoever they want, dudes, ladies, non-binary pals.
MrVirite:
100 *tips the spooky boys*
SquareDotCube: "please stop trying to make Revelations happen"
Fanklok: Most of the days of the week are named after Norse gods anyway
RealGamerCow: I forgot she was from Boston. Now I want her to have a Sox hat and a wicked thick accent.
bytecaster: "Tekken is a Kusoge now" - Pope Adam
RealGamerCow: Still carrying around a Dunkins cup that's like 20 years old
tr3ewitch88: I think humanity just absolutely screwed up when we ruined petting manatees.
shamblingkrenshar: Is the Pope allowed to release an official tier list?
Makrosian_Tay:
Male it so the process of becoming new Pope is now trial by Street Fighter
bytecaster: Blessed be this fast food coffee
vinewood_og: Excommunicated. No more questions!
Vonbane: thoust must keep a steady 60 FPS at all times
Fanklok: Male it???
Makrosian_Tay: Make it*
teaspoonC: Y'know technically the only requirement for Pope is that you be a Catholic baptized man
The_Timo: Oh I've seen a bunch of those, If so and so had an Albertan accent
bytecaster: Goku does kinda talk like a hick in the original Japanese so it would be a correct way to localize it
Vonbane: thought you had to go to the courthouse garage?
raulghoulia: gotta commit a crime
gamercat88: high five- same
GreyThey: If you became Pope, what new saints would you make?
saucemaster5000: You could change that rule once your pope, easy
BrowneePointz: it had to be annuled or excommunicated officially
brushfire44: So Adam can never receive services on Continental grounds?
frank_the_great: Wait, really? Talk about sins of the father
DrAegirinePyrope: They went and said "no love for you!"
bytecaster: Saint of Rollback Netcode
SquareDotCube: oh right, you do realize that as Pope Adam you have to play through Undertale (and soon Deltarune)
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Utah Saints
Lord_Hosk: that would mean your dad did not you, you can still be in
teaspoonC: I think you're okay, there is a current front runner with divorced parents
shamblingkrenshar: Saint of Frame Perfect Tech?
ManWithTheMask13: the saint of footsies
ghyllnox: Wouldn't you still be able to be Catholic though Adam?
gamercat88: Saint of Charge Dash
saucemaster5000: saint of wiping down your station
GasCityGaming: Saints out of the quiznos hamsterts?
Uniclonus: Saint of Rows?
7gorobei: Saint of impeccable footsies
bytecaster: Saint of great loot in PoE
dippedfeathers: Saint of Cocaine
Lord_Hosk: You gotta have your own sons Adam
definenull: Da heck?
lamina5432: pope can't play helldivers what are you gonna do?
ChippTunes: Saint of the Social Contract
Makrosian_Tay: !findquote weight
LRRbot: Quote #548: "The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid." —Heather [2015-07-28]
ManWithTheMask13: Saint of Midtier Heroes
kimmibeans: They should be ordered by weight
NotCainNorAbel: yeah Pope Adam! Preach!
bytecaster: You can give the melee fans a little something with the saint of the Wavedash
shamblingkrenshar: Saint of Gym Manners, yeah!
letsbelgo: straight to hell with them
Fanklok: I want to know what people are doing when there's 3 45s on one side and the other side is naked
gamercat88: depends on which version of Catholic is being followed but technically if parents divorce unless recive formal approval by the church considered excommunicated by church
GreyThey: If *you* could be saint of one thing after you die, what would you want it to be?
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Adam
gualdhar: that's not weird that's common respect for the gym
brushfire44: Patron saint of guys in a bottle?
RealGamerCow: Adam yelling "DO WE NOT LIVE IN A SOCIETY?" seeing the 45 on the 25
Makrosian_Tay: I believe in you Ben
kimmibeans: I don't think it is unreasonable to consider common sense organization... and physics
The_Timo: this area is a bit more open
frank_the_great: My mom thanks the "parking space angel" when we find a good spot, so I'd make her the saint of parking spots
Makrosian_Tay: Did they take action?
CaptinOfBeez: so adam put her in a bottle
Fanklok: She the one that yelled at you got being a hippy?
tr3ewitch88: Maybe you just have to ride the horse in the front door like at the library?
rosesmcgee: Was it the flow state lady?
gamercat88: hell yeah vibe check activated
Rootpotato: @gamercat88 "which version"??? *points* Protestant!
teaspoonC: Like wretched how, name names
saucemaster5000: she keeps pointing and saying "I curse you...thinner!"
bytecaster: So many gym ladies
ManWithTheMask13: "I curse you... 100 years of missed inputs"
Dog_of_Myth: ooof
shamblingkrenshar: Thats cruel, just kill them
bytecaster: Your supers are always blocked
ManWithTheMask13: I am a machine that turns BnBs into dropped combos
saucemaster5000: time to learn to tick throw
dippedfeathers: the weird people at my gym ritually sacrifice pigs but at least they keep to themselves
Makrosian_Tay: Throw tech is a conspiracy by Big Shimmy
Dog_of_Myth: Occupied
rosesmcgee: Occupado
bytecaster: Better pray to the saint of the hit confirm to get out of the hole
itira:
tr3ewitch88:
BOO! 
RealGamerCow: zombo's got hands!
DMGlol: oh yea there are zombies in this game lol
gamercat88: @Rootpotato lol true, but meant Vatican I vs. Vatican II and even then American Catholic vs. European Catholic, etc. it should all just be simple but of course the Church doesn't make it easy
ManWithTheMask13: Caught us monologuing
omdorastrix: This seems almost as bad as last night's game
BusTed: she was trying to look busy
tr3ewitch88: She had to load her gun first.
Astramentha: the real monster was man
shamblingkrenshar: Oh right the zombies that destroyed everything.
Fanklok: They just have a bad fungal infection
spo8n: evil dead is about the zombies
saucemaster5000: it's cause zombies are a kinda boring villain
shamblingkrenshar: @Astramentha Left 4 Dead has the best joke around this
gamercat88:
BrowneePointz: I mean, Zombie media was like LONG before Kirkman wrote that Comic
ManWithTheMask13: A teacher once told me that zombie movies are just new age cowboy movies, it kinda blew my mind
shamblingkrenshar: Where you find grafiti saying "We are the real monsters" and written under is stuff like "No you idiot, its the zombies."
gamercat88: Bruce Cambell is my fav
BrowneePointz: I like Evil Dead 1 a lot
Astramentha: @shamblingkrenshar I believe it
KeytarCat: Zombies have always been a convenient stand-in for current events
public_key_reveal_party: I think in left 4 dead 2, there was graffiti that was like "we're the real monsters" and someone wrote beneath it "no, that's the zombies idiot"
hackingducks: klaatu... bar*cough*... nikto
TheDevil_Risen: how do you rate shaun of the dead
Vonbane: maybe it's movie night there
GreyThey: I will never forgive Army of Darkness for not sticking with the name "Medieval Dead"
Astramentha: @shamblingkrenshar XD
saucemaster5000: I do believe wheel got another season
DaFhaye: Howdy yall
itira: the wheel wheels as the wheel wheels
Vonbane: washington
brushfire44: That's cheesey!
uneactrice: I highly recommend the zombie musical Anna and the Apocalypse
DaFhaye: Hello from Wisconsin I guess
ghyllnox: "Some kind of WLF something" yes very good
TherapyforNarwhals: Why are all the rebels in this game bad?
Fanklok: WLF... women like frogs
uneactrice: It's set in Ireland
Rootpotato: @Fanklok hmmm frogs
Astramentha: @fanklok it’s tru we do
TheDevil_Risen: new tech
ManWithTheMask13: I had to put on my blue-blocker glasses, what did I miss?
BrowneePointz: I highly recommend the musical, Evil Dead the Musical. Created in Halifax
gamercat88: as Pope you can travel the world for free
bytecaster: I once looked at a laptop, now I just craft myself a new laptop whenever I need one
saucemaster5000: I've been to wales scotland and england, but no ireland
tr3ewitch88: I'd like to go to Ireland and never come back.
DaFhaye: @Fanklok I like frogs. Am I women?
bytecaster: You have your own special pope car!
Rootpotato: pee break
TherapyforNarwhals: Wicked pissa
ShaneLeeAtk: Go, Piss Girl
ButButTheJesus: fluid your cycles
KeytarCat: Early break at 1:15:xx
ManWithTheMask13: Go drop those inputs
Rootpotato: that lovely adam hot mic
tr3ewitch88: Perfect timing. I had to go to. Don't forget to drink water.
dippedfeathers: We chillin
saucemaster5000: baking sweet potatoes
NotCainNorAbel: tough day here
lochnessseammonster: working late
definenull: Vibin
ManWithTheMask13: Shoutout to basil btw
DaFhaye: I'm dead.
gamercat88: big vibin'
TherapyforNarwhals: If we ever get a break lol
Juliamon: when you gotta piss you gotta piss
bytecaster: Yeah, at 1:15 the podcast often barely finished
Lord_Hosk: Normally you don't star playing until 60 minutes in
SnackPak_: hey Adam, did you know Thrice re-recorded Artist in the Ambulance for it's 20th anniversary?
ManWithTheMask13: I'm mad tired
DaFhaye: It can't rain all the time
Dog_of_Myth: Not a bad day, I take those
saucemaster5000: I could do with some sparkling water
protojman: hey
NotCainNorAbel: yeah, just got a lot of things on my plate and it is going to be slow to clear
CaptinOfBeez: hows adam doing?
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Lime or Black Cherry?
teaspoonC: My crush turned me down on sunday so doing greeeaaatt
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 i don't really care
RealGamerCow: ugh, gotta go to bed early to drive 120 mile commute tomorrow
itira:
i am pretty tired after work today, it was a bit warm
DaFhaye: It can't rain all the time is just a quote from The Crow
vinewood_og: Valid response
betweenmyself: “Things might not always be bad, perhaps.” -Adam Savidan
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Well we only have Lime so lock in
saucemaster5000: then why'd you ask?
BrowneePointz: I need it to be cool and rainy
bytecaster: It's nice and springy here and thus my nose hates me now to compensate for the niceness
DrAegirinePyrope: It just started getting warm here and it's nice
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 And turn down an opportunity to say "no"? pfft
CaptinOfBeez: had snow in my area last weekend so the heat is very welcome
DaFhaye: That's how I'm feeling
RealGamerCow: Adam suns himself on rocks like a lizard
CaptinOfBeez: it was a rough winter yea
DaFhaye: No it lasted forever
protojman: started late here
tr3ewitch88: No it definitely did
TheDevil_Risen: our summer's been all over the place
DaFhaye: I want to walk
ManWithTheMask13: It did not last long enough
saucemaster5000: eh, my dermatologist once told me I'm "not supposed to be far from the bog"
spo8n: lol I got snow last week
Diabore: when it starts late it feels longer
ManWithTheMask13: Please save me from heat
A_nearby_Tr3e: it’s 32 here in Texas
DrAegirinePyrope: We got a lot more snow than we had for the last few years, it was a wet one
ManWithTheMask13:
@A_nearby_Tr3e Don't remind me 
Nigouki: it's obscene how long this grey has lasted. In Toronto the trees are all still completely bare because it hasn't been warm enough yet
BrowneePointz: I like Snow when it knows its place
NotCainNorAbel: show gams streamer
DrAegirinePyrope: it was 75 (~23 for you) here
gamercat88: i like snow cones
bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Is it's place in the sky
Juliamon: it was 20 here, supposed to get up to 24 by next week
BrowneePointz: nope too hot
NotCainNorAbel: I'm melting
shendaras: 30!?
lochnessseammonster:
bytecaster: 24 all the way
RealGamerCow: 30C is miserable
CaptinOfBeez: thats hot dude
Juliamon: 30 is great
lochnessseammonster: love it
Juliamon: yall just weak
SnackPak_: Adam is correct, 30 is greate
A_nearby_Tr3e: tomorrow it will be 34c in Texas
BrowneePointz: i like sunshine, I hate heat
Nigouki: no, back off down to 22C max
NotCainNorAbel: 19-20C
itira: ew Adam. 30?? on the island? icky
DrAegirinePyrope: 23 is fine, hotter is a bit much
Blakemcm: swamp ass
ManWithTheMask13: I will take 30 c any day
bytecaster: Adam is incorrect
itsr67: adam is very correct
putz12a: 30 is 10-15 too hot
underhill33: depends on the humidity for me
ManWithTheMask13: Ben what if beach bad
saucemaster5000: if it goes about 28 I write my congressman
ShaneLeeAtk: Beach Episode when?
DaFhaye: The closest beach around me is not really a good one
tr3ewitch88: I love me some fat beaches.
xantos69: Bro, my nearest ocean is 600 miles.
CaptinOfBeez: 23 is perfect
bytecaster: My beach access is limited in mainland Europe
NotCainNorAbel: Ben has a job and ...why can't you just go to the beach?
ChippTunes: It's only 20 where I am and the mosquitoes are hunting me like wild game
Dog_of_Myth: I wish I could
Seth_Erickson: What all have I missed lads.
itira: i get to look at the beach while im working
bytecaster: I mean, the world is trying to move the sea closer to people all the time
Juliamon: I was still wearing my hoodie today, at 20
bytecaster: Ask the netherlands
Fanklok: Alternatively if you wait long enough the ocean will come to you
DaFhaye: Next I'm going to hear "Just get a new job"
BrowneePointz: My Brother I live in the Land of Hills and Cornfields. When it gets hot that yellow ass vegetable makes this place a fuckin Greenhouse
ManWithTheMask13: I like beaches but I got the gay baby pigmentation so I literally can't tan
Juliamon: my hands were so icy
Nigouki: I WOULD move to Vancouver Island if I had money and you had doctors
protojman: what do you do at the beach
CaptinOfBeez: I cant live more than 50 miles from a beach at all
Mr_Horrible: key word "was"
DaFhaye: I think they were boxers
DrAegirinePyrope: I'm in a coastal state, but inland enough it's a full day trip to go to the ocean.
Kramburger: 80% of Australians live within an hour of the Beach Adam, just saying
CaptinOfBeez: need that water access
tr3ewitch88: I see yall ignoring my bad jokes
MilkInBags: is this oblivion remastered
BrowneePointz: yea cuz 80% of Australia is uninhabitable
bytecaster: @MilkInBags Yes!
dippedfeathers: I'm in florida. It is hot and close to the water in all places please help
Mr_Horrible: 100% of Australians live within an hour of other australians tho
uneactrice: It's very dry
NorthstarTex:
@MilkInBags doesn't have horse armor 
Diabore: @MilkInBags its an remastered
itsr67: @MilkInBags ye
ButButTheJesus: @MilkInBags no this is half life 3
Kramburger: We're a tropical/sub-tropical region, it can get humid
Juliamon: I love AZ
gamercat88: Adam idk if you would like living upside down
spo8n: but AZ is 60 in the middle of winter
Juliamon: I miss getting to go there
Forlorgen: How do you feel about Australian Spiders Adam?
Mr_Horrible:
Ben you're ruining Neil's vision
Omnipotrevor: Well if your limit is one of the hottest places on the planet, that's not so bad
bytecaster: As soon as they give you a horse, suddenly all bets are off
KeytarCat: I saw a thing if you want a chat guess
MilkInBags: looking for the plot
ManWithTheMask13: The same thing happened to me with the most recent Metro game
Seth_Erickson: any dead space objective indicators
DrAegirinePyrope: I enjoyed Arizona heat, but not over 100. Way better than here when it's close to 100, though
Vonbane: something called the dome too for gas
bytecaster: Nice axe
SnackPak_: free axe
Fanklok: Adam just wants to go to Austrailia to goon with the boys
itira: oo! paper!
DaFhaye: You are doing the most lesbian thing. Riding a horse with your girlfriend and looting.
Lord_Hosk: What about Serifina?
bytecaster: Ropes are hard adam, okay!
tr3ewitch88: She can swing but like I said can she swim
Juliamon: oh she slidin too fast there
MilkInBags: yeah you can swing, this game is 18+
DaFhaye: I would be dead
ManWithTheMask13: Far Cry 3
Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok I *do* kinda wanna play that game where they hang goon bags from that rotating laundry apparatus and spin it
itira: LOL
Seth_Erickson: lmao
SnackPak_:
ManWithTheMask13: Good job
Diabore: some future
Mr_Horrible: the dogshit one that we're in
Seth_Erickson: great jump nerd
TherapyforNarwhals: 3 weeks ago actually
MilkInBags: the future is now, young man
Mr_Horrible: Bank marker? Week 10? Econ strat?
gamercat88: see you didn't do you best George of the Jungle yell thats why the swing missed
Vonbane: don't call me dome. you're dome.
lochnessseammonster: do not enjoy
Seth_Erickson: they need to be done really well for me to get invested
MilkInBags: horizon zero dawn burned me out
NorthstarTex: they are getting....alot
Seth_Erickson: Elden Ring did it but most others haven't
saucemaster5000: open world games would be better with levels
lochnessseammonster:
i like my railroad thanks
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 Mario Odyssey enjoyer spotted 
MilkInBags: you wouldnt make a sound when doing this adam?
bytecaster: The future is now
SnackPak_: woooow
ManWithTheMask13: You had to say it
MacbethSeemsSus: I love video games
Makrosian_Tay: This section is kinda stupid, honestly
ManWithTheMask13: You just had to
Makrosian_Tay: I needed 8 tries to make it
gamercat88: add a yell it will help
Seth_Erickson: This is the past of gaming
TheDevil_Risen:
Mr_Horrible: this is what you get for not playing Donkey Kong in your childhood, Ben
Seth_Erickson: meaning we've seen it already
NorthstarTex: ben, you had to jinx yourself
MilkInBags:
they remastered the game and yet it plays like shit still (I never played this game)
Mr_Horrible: no practice makes no perfect
bytecaster: Three times the charm
SnackPak_: thanks Dina
Vonbane:
the "dumbass" mechanic
Mr_Horrible: wearing on the Last of Their Patience
Nigouki: can't wait for highlight reel to use the failed swings as punctuation
Fanklok: Hey wait that's not a rope it's a hose
Seth_Erickson:
this time for sure right
TherapyforNarwhals: ONE MORE TRY
Mr_Horrible: you're playing with fire Ulmer
lochnessseammonster:
itira:
me as a child
ManWithTheMask13: I swear
SnackPak_:
Seth_Erickson: the future is now
shendaras:
ManWithTheMask13:
MilkInBags: the infamous helldivers 2 jump on the object
Mr_Horrible: you don't wanna know
Juliamon: fucking prepper shit
ManWithTheMask13:
@MilkInBags true
Nigouki: oh no.....
tr3ewitch88: But Adam jumping is just interacting with a cliff.
gamercat88: haha
MilkInBags: if you know, you know
MilkInBags: adam is not a knower
Mr_Horrible: the game isn't call A Lot of Us, Ben
lochnessseammonster:
bytecaster: The lurkers in chat are the silent majority
Fanklok: "How to be white during the Apocalypse "
Forlorgen: Its the people who dont vote adam
niccus: the most of us
dippedfeathers: Adam knows all
Vonbane:
so wait, you could have just walked over to the other side?
chand3123k: the character just stepped into the river. I hope she is immune to ringworm too.
Mr_Horrible: hit Stephen King miniseries Under The Dome?
MilkInBags:
so is this better than the tv show? 
Mr_Horrible: and by "hit" I mean 5 people watched it?
teaspoonC: That hazmat label needs a UN number smh
MilkInBags: i dont think that's how it works
ManWithTheMask13: I'm thinking about Bernard from Furi again
kimmibeans: No
Fanklok: Its a fungus not a virus
saucemaster5000: is she immune to iocane powder
kimmibeans: Also, it's a fungus, not a virus. 2 totally different thing
ghyllnox: She's immune because she's infected with a mutated strain of the fungus
ManWithTheMask13: I miss Bernard...
Mr_Horrible: "See how YOU like it!"
MilkInBags: she can't listen to Disturbed
TheDevil_Risen: just goes Ian God Mode
raulghoulia: eating it is you on the rope 5 minutes ago
pipshardfour: Your a Fungi
ManWithTheMask13: Oooh
7gorobei: fungus amongus
betweenmyself:
clearly not immune to the woke mind virus… ugh, I need a shower after that joke 
Mr_Horrible: amogus
Fanklok: Wait wait guys, Adam is always right and funny.
ghyllnox: Basically the new mushrooms can't grow because she's already got a mushroom that doesn't mind control her
lochnessseammonster: the fung-est amongus
ManWithTheMask13: @Fanklok TRUE. W streamer
NorthstarTex: its a master lock, you can open it with a master lock
SquareDotCube: always fungus, never boringus
Mr_Horrible: okay but where's our ninja art for the blood cloud?
Rootpotato: lets go dina
gamercat88: girlfriend assist
Mr_Horrible: touching grass is dangerous, folks
Vonbane: it's when you're getting wailed on that Dina peace outs
Mr_Horrible: there might be an insane, dubiously-written lady out to kill you
johnnylongtorso: I think we lost the element of surprise
KeytarCat: Holy shit the zombie interactions are loud
ghyllnox: "Do you think they know we're coming?"
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MilkInBags: it only takes one good shot
dippedfeathers: wow nature is beautiful
betweenmyself: melee run build begins now!
raulghoulia: Adams been conclaved
MilkInBags: eww woke
ManWithTheMask13: "I mashed on that wake-up"
dumbo3k: Church and Courts do have some overlap
lochnessseammonster: party on dudes
Seth_Erickson: philistines this is a courthouse we need to get people married in here
TheDevil_Risen: looks like a synagogue to me
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
itira: LOL
Fanklok: How many bits to do the next baptism in gatorade?
johnnylongtorso: First National Church, Member FDIC
MilkInBags: cancelled
shendaras:
gamercat88: AMEN!
teaspoonC: Pope Zordon
kimmibeans: YES ADAM
Dog_of_Myth:
kimmibeans: PREACH!
NorthstarTex: Trans rights?
tr3ewitch88: Bless this mess?
TheWriterAleph:
ManWithTheMask13: kinda spittin
SnackPak_: boo!
lochnessseammonster: thank you
vinewood_og: Dammit
Seth_Erickson: spoken like a true Pope Francis fan
ButButTheJesus: ew
DrAegirinePyrope: I'd be cool with that church
saucemaster5000: no handies????????
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: what about blowies?
lochnessseammonster:
ManWithTheMask13: WHAT ABOUT ROLLBACK?
Vonbane: Amen
DaFhaye: WHat if consent?
gualdhar: wait handies in the confession booth is a thing?
ghyllnox: Oral's okay though?
xantos69: I promise never to do that... again.
ButButTheJesus: snax?
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait till they realize this isn't a church
bytecaster: What about footsies?
ManWithTheMask13: NO MENTION OF ROLLBACK?
saucemaster5000: why no handies?
ChippTunes: Footies okay?
MrNonyaBidness: Dont be a dick. Thats it.
kimmibeans: What are the snacks?
TherapyforNarwhals: Where's the wine?!
gamercat88: so no head?
DaFhaye: No handies? Then what is that little slot for?
ManWithTheMask13: WHAT ABOUT THE SAINT OF ROLLBACK?
NorthstarTex: Lariat good?
MrVirite: What's the deal with airline food?
frozenphoenix7: Milkshakes or Smoothies/
dippedfeathers: Stance on adoption of monkeys?
Forlorgen: what about spamming fireball?
bytecaster: Sermon on the mount is all about footsies
shamblingkrenshar: Pope Adam, was is your thought on the state of the current Street Fighter meta? Who do you believe is top tier, and who needs a nerf?
Vonbane: tips
MilkInBags: cash payment
BusTed: 🤔
DrAegirinePyrope: snacks
spo8n: Is the hat itchy?
TheWriterAleph:
footsies in the confession booth?
MacbethSeemsSus: Why do we keep drinking god's blood?
itira: sharing snacks
Seth_Erickson: Next Question
ChippTunes: Yo Pope what's under the pointy hat my man?
pipshardfour: Profound
Nigouki: Since you're Papa can we call you Daddy?
chand3123k:
SquareDotCube: Christ biscuits
ManWithTheMask13: 🤚 what about cursed jewels, pope?
MilkInBags: pokemon gameboy link
ManWithTheMask13:
gualdhar: popemobile: hat or no hat?
gamercat88: and also with you
NorthstarTex: and also with you
dippedfeathers: Bless
Blakemcm: and also with you
frank_the_great: Everyone asks the pope for something, so for a change, how are you?
itira:
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster: and also you should have some
BrowneePointz: um actually, the reply is "And with your Spirit" now
SquareDotCube: Except Ted, fuck that guy
bytecaster: You are the Pontifex
TherapyforNarwhals: Whoops shit wrong religious building
dutchmoose: Can I have 20 bucks
The_Timo: If I catch you do I get 3 wishes?
Mr_Horrible: incredible that that phrase will be culturally irrelevant in the next 10 years
MilkInBags: can you turn my water into 4loko
ManWithTheMask13: Can the Pope lend me 20 bucks?
TheWriterAleph: and also with you
TheDevil_Risen: in the name of han, chewbacca and the jar jar binnnkksss
MacbethSeemsSus: Can you balance my checkbook?
Fanklok: Wow poping in a Jewish place of worship smh
gamercat88: @BrowneePointz hehe i went to church a few years ago and didn't realize it had changed (bad lapsed catholic) and the looks i got
vinewood_og: Can you lower the price of the switch 2?
saucemaster5000: why did god shoot luke season 1
TheWriterAleph: it wasn't even a CHURCH
Seth_Erickson: Can you increase it for me?
ManWithTheMask13: Can you nerf Bison
bytecaster: Nintendo is stronger than god
vinewood_og: Collusion!
shendaras: capitalism ruins everything =(
NorthstarTex: How else does Santa get funded?
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 repent
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags WHAT DID I DO
xantos69: Are you saying the Switch 2 is gods perfect console?
NorthstarTex: No gas, in a church!?
teaspoonC: Why is there an explosive sign.
tr3ewitch88: When did we start playing Zelda?
MilkInBags: @ManWithTheMask13 you played a top tier you didnt like before
Fanklok: All the gas would have gone bad years ago anyway
MacbethSeemsSus: Fancy key puzzle
Mr_Horrible: it's actually called a Seinfeld can, after the show
Seth_Erickson: we're not the smart person in the couple Ben
Vonbane:
or just reach through the bars to unlatch it
bytecaster: It's a Synagoge
RhoxPaperScissors: jeez-its?
RealGamerCow: probably not in a synagogue
Mr_Horrible: world's stalest crackers
GasCityGaming: those little teeny oreos
jessicaengle: Hello spoop enjoyers.
Fanklok: Its a synagogue
ManWithTheMask13: @MilkInBags I got Akuma to Master, and it was harder than Gief, so, yeah. Shoot Bison AND Akuma
MilkInBags: celebration cookies
TherapyforNarwhals: It's a Synagogue Adam
lamina5432: surgar?
betweenmyself: TimTams
tr3ewitch88: Google Christ crispies.
huffboi1: communion is now an oreo cookie
Mr_Horrible: oatmeal raisin, to test your faith
SquareDotCube: thin mints
Seth_Erickson: Adam's saying Jesus' flesh tastes good I see
AnjaZeta: Nilla wafers
pipshardfour: and what kind of juice
NorthstarTex: Girl guide cookies, all of them.
trebuchetboy: based pick
Vonbane: @RhoxPaperScissors that's a good one
gamercat88: flavored body of christ
Mr_Horrible: "people"
Orxolon: helloo helloo boys!good nighte everyone!
MacbethSeemsSus: Profiteroles
Seth_Erickson: oatmeal raisin cookies are good
Rootpotato: i like it
Mr_Horrible:
MilkInBags: ???
dutchmoose: LOVE oatmeal rasin
DrAegirinePyrope: I agree with Ben here
Fanklok: The loathesome oatmeal raisin eater
pipshardfour: just Oatmeal? Adam
JusticeJuice: Eaters choice?
protojman: i just made oatmeal raisin cookies for the first time
NorthstarTex: Oatmeal Raisin is underrated.
saucemaster5000: the orange coconut girl scout cookies plz
CaptinOfBeez: white chocolate and macadamia with cranberry
Rootpotato: all hard cookie sucks
vinewood_og: Amen
Scy_Anide: Oatmeal raisin haters are like pineapple pizza hates. At best they're wrong and at worst they're gatekeepers.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: new communion wafer is a cheese cracker, call them Jeez-It’s
GasCityGaming: 100%
teaspoonC: Peanut butter is the best cookie but oatmeal raisin okay
DrAegirinePyrope: Big fan of oatmeal raisin, soft ones. Makes it nice and moist
Mr_Horrible: honestly I fuck with a raisin on its own but I don't like them in a cookie
xantos69: Mess me up with White Chocolate Macadamia cookies.
Seth_Erickson: I would take other cookies but I wouldn't say no to a oatmeal cookie
Vonbane: what about oreos?
MilkInBags: did you just eat dog cookies
Orxolon: Jesus?plain bread,right?it is his body that he shared after all,it is Canon XD
protojman: what about crisp? or chewy?
ManWithTheMask13: I have no strong feelings on this topic
BrowneePointz: Nah. Some cookies need to be crisp
Saintnex: you cant dip soft cookies tho Ben
lochnessseammonster: oreos are trash
Rootpotato: im with adam
betweenmyself: hard cookies are made for dunking
Dog_of_Myth: Not wrong Adam
RealGamerCow: I respond with very thin ginger snaps
TherapyforNarwhals: Milk dipped oreos
dutchmoose: Oreos HAVE to be with milk
Forlorgen: Thats a bad take, Crunchy for life
huffboi1: oreos are soft if you eat them correctly with milk
MilkInBags: so now the Church is split into a Cookie Schism
Rootpotato: his word is gosple
dippedfeathers: stance on ginger cookies?
BrowneePointz: If your Snickerdoodle don't have a snap, you've got a Shitterdoodle
DrAegirinePyrope: oreos are ok
KeytarCat: It's what one would share on a holiday of thanks and humility, so I think it could be cornbread or dinner rolls
Mr_Horrible: Oreos are there for the novelty at this point
kimmibeans: I disagree only for dipping. Hard cookies are better for dipping into milk and coffee
Seth_Erickson: some hard cookies are fine but they're definitely worse than soft cookies
TheWriterAleph: while i agree, counterpoint: ginger snaps
MilkInBags: skill issue
itira:
i have a chewy cookie right now! 
Mr_Horrible: I do that all the time wym
public_key_reveal_party: Soft cookies are good if they are fresh, if they are like, in a store, bad
lamina5432: wrong opinions on the show today
GreyThey: If you were Pope and could have one weird clothing item no one could question (instead of the hat), what would you want it to be?
ManWithTheMask13: How do the wheels still work
Orxolon: skill issue
Riandisa: Oreo Thins are the only acceptable Oreo
xantos69: I dipped a soft cookie last night
saucemaster5000: Oreos just okay? Pope out of control, switching to islam
Saintnex:
they break apart way too easy 
Rootpotato: yeah, fuck ginger snaps
protojman: i bought a cookie cookbook last year and it was one of my favorite purchases
NorthstarTex: Gingersnaps are mid
Mr_Horrible: I like a hard shortbread cookie
Scy_Anide: For a long time I didn't like Oreos cuz I thought they tasted stale. Turns out all the Oreos I ever had in Baltimore were actually just stale.
dumbo3k: you can dip a soft cookie, as long as they are chewy
Mr_Horrible: simple, but very nice
Vonbane: Archway Dutch Cocoa cookies
MilkInBags: PROTEST(ant)
BrowneePointz: Chocolate Chip
DrAegirinePyrope: Gonna agree with gingersnaps being the only ok crunchy cookie
Saintnex: Then you just have a bunch o'gunk at the bottom of the cup/mug
Juliamon: Trader Joes Triple Ginger cookies are the superior gingersnap
tr3ewitch88: ADAM, Google Christ crispies 😅
bytecaster: Surely this time it's gonna work the first time
BrowneePointz: I didn't say BAD, you said OVERHYPED
Seth_Erickson: it's not overhyped
trebuchetboy: PB Cookies are so crazy good
Mr_Horrible: saying Chocolate Chip is overhyped is like saying Vanilla is overhyped
shendaras: How does it feel to be so correct all the time?
MilkInBags: nostalgia
TherapyforNarwhals: Frosted sugar cookies are dope
kimmibeans: White chocolate macadamia is overhyped
Seth_Erickson: sugar cookies are acceptable
protojman: de4corating
MacbethSeemsSus: Easy to decorate
itira: i also dislike sugar cookies
NorthstarTex: Shortbread Cookies are overhyped
MilkInBags: same as buying oblivion for $80
pipshardfour: snickerdoodle
Mazrae: I like raw sugar cookies
jessicaengle: Good sugar cookies are amazing, but bad sugar cookies abound
Rootpotato: its cause they are easy to decorate
Vonbane: Grasshoppers
terribleplan: And sugar cookies are super likely to be hard af
DrAegirinePyrope: sugar cookies with the gross frosting, so very mid
Seth_Erickson: both
ManWithTheMask13: I didn't get drunk enough last Christmas to enjoy sugar cookies
MilkInBags: truuuuuuue adam
niccus: black and white cookies
betweenmyself: nilla wafers are a conspiracy perpetrated by people who don’t enjoy flavor
teaspoonC: Partner loves the cheap sugar cookies with like an inch of frosting
KeytarCat: Good for decoration and part of childhood (decorating cookies)?
Saintnex: Hard agree Adam
letsbelgo: frosting is butt
lochnessseammonster: true
saucemaster5000: cream cheese frosting is so much better
Seth_Erickson: I think if they have a ton of frosting on stuff it gets worse
MilkInBags: commercial cake icing? for sure
NimrodXIV: that certain kind of store bought sugar cookie, why tho they're so crap
TheDevil_Risen: draw
pipshardfour: there's so many different types of icing
xantos69: I'm with you Adam. I scrape all mine off.
protojman: buttercream?
Fanklok: Haha so true Adam.
dutchmoose: Imagine having an office with no window
chand3123k: @saucemaster5000 the only acceptable frosting
putz12a: Cake icing is pretty nice. Fondant is terrible
vinewood_og: White chocolate macadamia nut cookies
Vonbane:
Macarons
DrAegirinePyrope: Carrot cake with a cream cheese frosting is just that much better
MilkInBags: i mean there's no good version of cheesecake
TheDevil_Risen: doco in the draw
Mr_Horrible: Ice Cream Cake means you got drafted into a time trial
pipshardfour: now that's just wrong
BrowneePointz: @MilkInBags actual dogshit opinion
DragaFireHawk: Screw the cake part, just give me the ice cream
lochnessseammonster: now you've lost me
Seth_Erickson: I usually just have ice cream with cake no need to mix the two together
MacbethSeemsSus: Time to speedrun this cake
MilkInBags: the ELDER SCROLL
Mr_Horrible:
however, if it's got the crunchies: 
NorthstarTex: But if your cake is completely made of icecream, that's good shit
MilkInBags: some people want to see the world melt
Mr_Horrible: that's someone secretly trying to placate their plate-licking fetish
kumatsu: what about a Baked Alaska
Fanklok: Serge would 1000% bring ice cream cake to the picnic
MilkInBags: so a blizzard?
ThirdGames: Ladle it out like soup
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pipshardfour: I almost bought some captain crunch ice cream today. Now I wish I did
Mr_Horrible: you like to turn your ice cream into soft-serve
Seth_Erickson: make them run an obstacle course and the faster they get done the less melted their cake ice cream is
GreyThey: "Oh, you brought ice cream?" "No, it's ice cream cake, but it melted and I refroze it. So...yeah, I guess I did bring ice cream."
saucemaster5000: what is hot cooa but melted ice cream cake
Mr_Horrible: same as everyone, about halfway through the bowl
saucemaster5000: cocoa
Nigouki: why are you getting ice cream at the soup store!?
MilkInBags: hot cooa
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 cooa
saucemaster5000: I'll cooa you
tr3ewitch88: I like to freak out my partner by biting my ice cream.
DrAegirinePyrope: We did that as kids with vanilla fudge swirl ice cream, makes it all even and soft\
ManWithTheMask13: 😳
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 
MilkInBags: 😳
itira: it would be foamy
Vonbane: savages
Seth_Erickson:
teaspoonC: Y'all ever had homemade ice cream? Shit slaps
Seth_Erickson: it's good stuff
MilkInBags: do i look like some kind of millionaire with an ice cream machine
Mr_Horrible: @teaspoonC family used to do it with the wooden bucket and the churn every July 4
Mr_Horrible: good stuff
saucemaster5000: I thought it was a good idea to put cheez-its in an ice cream maker as a kid....
Mr_Horrible: chop up some andes mints in there? hell yeah
RealGamerCow: Do they have Carvel in Canada? Home of Cookiepuss, Fudgy the Whale, and Cookie O'Puss?
teaspoonC: Mom got a bunch of peaches from her tree, we're gonna make some with cinnamon
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 better then than a week ago
betweenmyself:
use ice cream as the base for a microwave mug cake, then add more of the same ice cream after for added creamy goodness 
teaspoonC: @mr_horrible Ye my parents have the bucket
Mr_Horrible: gotta get the bad ideas outta the way early
Vonbane: check the map?
Mr_Horrible: @teaspoonC oh damn that sounds good as hell
MilkInBags: neat interactive paper map
tr3ewitch88: Anyone else use there teeth to scrape the first layer of ice cream out of the tub? .... just me?
ManWithTheMask13: fuck the bank
Fanklok: How did they get their paper map to glow?
tr3ewitch88: Their *
SnackPak_:
underhill33: boooooo
ButButTheJesus: hon hon hon
kimmibeans: I giggled
Vonbane: wocka wocka
Seth_Erickson: tell shimmer they're jokes are horse shit
Mr_Horrible: why did they name their horse after the phenomenon from Area X?
Juliamon: I don't know that I like the implication that Ellie is conditioning Dina to be like her ex
ManWithTheMask13: Yeah but when I make a pun, someone crumples up a piece of paper into the mic
TheDevil_Risen: a 16 year old with a 357 mag would look like that
Mr_Horrible: don't diss the stubby, Savidan
TheDevil_Risen: or 18
tr3ewitch88: No 18
TheDevil_Risen: ahh
Fanklok: She's 18
kimmibeans: I thought she was 19
TheDevil_Risen: something like that
MilkInBags: 1200 years old but looks like 18
Makrosian_Tay:
We can actually wiki this
Vonbane: 18 in apocalypse years
kimmibeans: Trauma will do that to you
spurius: zombie years are like dog years
rosesmcgee: She never lost that childlike bloodlust
betweenmyself: Ellie’s canonically 3’4”… she just acts like a cool, taller person
saucemaster5000: she's JAK
ManWithTheMask13: THAT'SWHATI'MSAYIN
ManWithTheMask13: LET'S GO, ADAMMMM
TheWriterAleph: it's not the years, honey, it's the mileage
varmintx0: Pearl Jam is easily the best concert I have been to.
ghyllnox: She learned from her papa
MilkInBags: where's joel?
dutchmoose: play freebird
DrAegirinePyrope: Did you learn to play?
RealGamerCow: Blam, sniped
BrowneePointz: Also, Ashley was like 37 when she did this game
tr3ewitch88: @milkinbags .....
Fanklok: Wouldn't that guitar have been destroyed by humidity
betweenmyself:
dmca time everybody
Forlorgen: FREEEEBIIIIRD
itira:
@MilkInBags 
TheWriterAleph: *lighter
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: STAIRWAY
MilkInBags: i didnt see the previous stream
Rootpotato: now heres wonderwall
itira: oh no
nicolebarbaraann: Play me song
Vonbane: Freebird!
The_Timo: good song
Fanklok: Play Through the Fire and Flames
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: play Freebied!!
bv310: @Fanklok Most cases like that would have a dehumidifier in it
shendaras:
underhill33: ; ___ ;
Nigouki: What was that? Trauma.
tr3ewitch88: @milkinbags @milkinbags he died...
MilkInBags: oh
definenull: Dang she got the bar chords
kimmibeans:
@MilkInBags Joel is no longer with us
BrowneePointz: TAAAAAKE
Vonbane: A-HA
nicolebarbaraann: Adam do u even play guitar
itira: *sinks into chair*
SnackPak_: banger alert
TheWriterAleph: joel's at the club
huffboi1: no way u can do this lmao
the_tropical_penguin: This game is a masterpiece
mercano82 waves lighter.
SnackPak_: wooooow
pipshardfour: where's your lighter
Juliamon: is this gonna get--yeah
ButButTheJesus: taaaake oonnnnnn meeeeeee
frank_the_great: But FR tho
KeytarCat: Four chords is very good for the apocalypse
Juliamon: TAKE ON ME
ButButTheJesus: taaaaake meeeeeeee onnnnnnnnn
TheWriterAleph: BEN.
ManWithTheMask13: smash cut to zombies dancing outside
SnackPak_: or twooooo
omdorastrix: IN a day or TWOOOOO
KeytarCat: commenting on song choice, not ability
mercano82: Pipe wrench fight
nicolebarbaraann: Weak shit
7gorobei: when do the black and white sketch people come
gamercat88: Ashley Johnson is a goddess
thatguysteve2709: Adam why curse it
ManWithTheMask13: This is just the arcade again
tr3ewitch88: Is she gonna get another girlfriend killed?😱😬
johnnylongtorso: now do "The Living Daylights"
TheDevil_Risen:
leanvera2595:
lochnessseammonster: yeah and then something terrible will happen
NotCainNorAbel:
sniper 
Saintnex: Remember when this was a zombie apocalypse game? lol
thatguysteve2709: Just be happy that it's happening
Orxolon: a couple of days ago i saw a video saying this song is just perfect,that's why it never gets old
ManWithTheMask13: Have to be a sadist to your characters
omdorastrix: Comedy and horror... Timing
BrowneePointz: I honestly can't remember if Ellie is Lesbian or Bi
betweenmyself:
Through the Fire and Flames! 
niccus: whose good stories
nicolebarbaraann: Yeah they're gonna die for sure
pipshardfour: ashley johnson is a good singer, maybe part of the reason this is such a moment
MilkInBags:
@betweenmyself
huffboi1: damn can't even hit the high note
seeweda: the person in the Apocalypse who takes all these famous songs and claim they wrote them cause nobody else alive to say otherwise
saucemaster5000: Dina "not quite my tempo"
ButButTheJesus: "Freebird!"
nicolebarbaraann: Rip dina
mercano82: This reminds of a scene in Bioshock Infinite when the Booker and Elizabeth sing.
TherapyforNarwhals: Deena? More like Deada
DrLandmine: Clickers, attracted to the song, swarm the location and eat both of our heroes
dippedfeathers: ellie has like 95% plotproof armor
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 WERE YOU RUSHING OR DRAGGING?
ThirdGames: well at least put it back in the case Ellie
ghyllnox: Put it back in the case :<
omdorastrix: Bulletproof guitar
Fanklok: And yet Ben complains about not having ammo
MilkInBags: they snuck guitar hero in the remaster
definenull: Where's beej when we need him
MacbethSeemsSus: You can probably quickly look up wonderwall
omdorastrix: Ice Cream chords
DrLandmine: play dragonforce
Omnipotrevor: Got to perfect One Winged Angel now
NotCainNorAbel: It's been ..
tr3ewitch88: Twinkle twinkle, little star chords are easy.
Seth_Erickson:
wonder wall
pipshardfour: more than words
Fanklok: Get Beej in here
omdorastrix: C–Am–F–G.
MacbethSeemsSus: Sleep now in the fire
Vonbane:
play some Cat Stevens or Neil Diamond
SnackPak_: A E F for ice cream chords
Makrosian_Tay: Play "Nothing Else Matters"
Makrosian_Tay: Through the Fire and the Flames
Makrosian_Tay: Message in a Bottle
definenull: This is the rest of the stream now
NorthstarTex: can we tune it to drop b?
Xavorin: Just a little Jim Croce in these trying times
omdorastrix: Or the anime opening progression: F-G-Em-Am
TheWriterAleph: WHEN I WAS-
betweenmyself:
this interface is only slightly less cumbersome than actually playing guitar
lochnessseammonster:
Blakemcm: this world still has beauty
MacbethSeemsSus: Someone's figured out Polyphia's GOAT
teaspoonC: The house where progression lives
tr3ewitch88:
saucemaster5000: Progression House, M.D.
ballesta25: Sounds like a musical genre
Mr_Horrible: if someone's on a horse in a game, I expect a character to say "Seize them!" too at some point
saucemaster5000: zombie making smores
betweenmyself: wanted to break out with the opening to The Round House opening theme
ManWithTheMask13: they got bombos?
Seth_Erickson: money is gas
Fanklok: Gas goes in the gas drawer
betweenmyself: but it’d be too long to get to the point where I replace Round House with Progression House
MacbethSeemsSus: Turns out it's diesel
Mr_Horrible: that's called "portfolio depreciation"
thatguysteve2709: Ohhh by the way it's official you are a bad influence my kid pawged the other day.
MilkInBags: i knew putting gas in my grocery bags would pay off
Vonbane: bomb em
ghyllnox: They go by sound, not sight
Seth_Erickson: Would you keep going if someone slammed an axe into your hip?
saucemaster5000: zombie ain't getting paid enough
ManWithTheMask13: I found a fireaxe today, nifty thing
MilkInBags: you wouldnt sit down if you got hit in the hip by an axe?
BusTed:
ManWithTheMask13: -10
saucemaster5000: holy shit he said the thing
kumatsu: giving a standing ovation at my desk right now
tr3ewitch88: ADAM
TheDevil_Risen:
bullets on the corpse at the front door
saucemaster5000: pope can take an axe hit
dumbo3k: Are we sure the zombies don't feel pain?
saucemaster5000: "thanks big G"
gamercat88: haha
itira: 2020 plus 5
MilkInBags: oh i didnt know there were zombies in this game
ButButTheJesus: what is time anymore
Fanklok: Why do the 20s always suck
kumatsu: yeah it's March 1879th, 2020
vinewood_og: Yep
saucemaster5000: we should've stopped counting at Y2K
Vonbane: Point break
pipshardfour: They sure are
Seth_Erickson: Adam's been activated
SnackPak_: Keanu is in this game?
pipshardfour: That movie is insane
Orxolon: i think that's point break
Forlorgen: point break is sick
saucemaster5000: Point Break is a legit banger still
ManWithTheMask13: I've never seen it either
betweenmyself:
Point Break 
punahougirl84: Point Break!
gamercat88: 5277
Orxolon: was it Keanu?
NorthstarTex: Point break hell yeah
dutchmoose: Yo the skydiving scene when he jumps out the plane
tr3ewitch88: 8 6 7 5 3 0 9.
seanmrwick: never seen Point Break
gamercat88: or something like that
pipshardfour: All we can think about is Point Break
ButButTheJesus: you never saw a guy shot his gun in the air and go aaahhhhhh?
Omnipotrevor: I watched the Rifftrax of Point Break
ManWithTheMask13: qcf qcf k
dumbo3k: 602306?
MacbethSeemsSus: Keanu survives the apocalypse
MilkInBags: google it
punahougirl84: Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swaze
saucemaster5000: the swayze and Keanu wuv each other in point break
ManWithTheMask13: we're rich
patrick_stonecrusher: reagan blowing fire out a gas nozzle iconic moment
seanmrwick: I mean I've seen the matrix movies with Keaneu
ManWithTheMask13: shit I should've made a payday reference fuck
Nigouki: DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE
betweenmyself:
Ben may not yet have accepted Point Break into his life, but Point Break accepts Ben
NorthstarTex: its payday bois
seanmrwick: if only there was a way to take all the money
dumbo3k: The only currency they had was those ration cards
vinewood_og: Bottle caps
TherapyforNarwhals: It's pronounced 'shotty'
Fanklok: Money in the community that trades goods for services?
seanmrwick: shortgun...meet clicker...
Fanklok: Uhm shotguns use shells not bullets
saucemaster5000: money can get you lots of peanuts! "explain"
seanmrwick: its true
Seth_Erickson: KKona
public_key_reveal_party: We found Alex's alt
saucemaster5000: shotguns get 10 minute timeouts not bullets
ManWithTheMask13: No, my streamer's never wrong. W streamer
Fanklok: Don't insult Alex like that
Rootpotato: now call them clips and see who reacts first
vinewood_og: Reload the clipozine
DrAegirinePyrope: I assume Dina can't die outside of a plot scene?
ButButTheJesus:
seanmrwick: @vinewood_og oooh good
thatguysteve2709: Getting real high
Vonbane: Shroot Beet Farm
TheDevil_Risen: tomacco
seanmrwick: because why not?
dumbo3k: @Rootpotato uh excuse me, they are Clipozines!
Fanklok: Does your horse take leaded or unleaded?
ManWithTheMask13: Did the pope die in a cutscene?
Mr_Horrible: Neil wouldn't have something as trivial as gameplay get in the way of his glorious vision
Blakemcm: gotta pay extra for that
thatguysteve2709: They killed Joel nobody's safe
ManWithTheMask13: Yeah but Joel had to go for the narrative
Makrosian_Tay: If you push the "read" button it displays the text is ordinary font with a black background btw
vinewood_og: @seanmrwick another Alex special living in my head where math used to be!
seanmrwick: they killed my boi Joel?
thatguysteve2709: It would be a good ending moment
tr3ewitch88: I heard they all die in the end
Blakemcm: no body (red dead) would kill the protagonist of the current game
TheAwkes: Ellie dies all the time, it just doesn't stick.
Mr_Horrible: "I guess this was... the last of us..." *dies*
patrick_stonecrusher: Joel got Whorfed
Loa_Ayizan: Only one who can kill Ellie is Ben, over and over
dumbo3k: but what about Last Of Us 3?
seanmrwick: @vinewood_og @vinewood_og yep!
ManWithTheMask13: Genuinely, Joel dying helps the narrative move along
Vonbane: gave him a "wedgie"
Pharmacistjudge: no you kill him at the beginning of the next game just like they did to Joel.
saucemaster5000: what if they brought joel back to life like jesus
Karimsicle: I'm only just sliiightly ahead of y'all right now, but I'm with you on the stand up and clap
seanmrwick: I call that move...."The happy Gilmore"
shamblingkrenshar: Not since Bioshock have we seen a golf clubbing of that type
terribleplan: What about if they cut to black, gunshot sound? Ambiguous...
terribleplan: I hate that
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Joel with drive rush
MilkInBags: did you read the walking dead comics adam
tr3ewitch88: If Joel didn't get killed, this would be a really short game.
seanmrwick: so apparently there's a video online of Marc Hoppus of Blink 182 playing his song on a guitar in this game
Nigouki: this stream has certainly been unique: shorter than usual talkshow, 5 min of intense drama, 2 hours of key hunting
betweenmyself:
Joel’s death is the Call to Action for the narrative… Just made that term up, nobody steal it
ManWithTheMask13:
@betweenmyself 
Mr_Horrible:
Adam's been hunting for keys all week in Last Epoch
shamblingkrenshar: Thats a lot of games. Hours of gameplay between Story.
seanmrwick: hark!....is this the sound of the let's nope?
saucemaster5000: keep the pace goin
Makrosian_Tay: And yet, if they DIDNT pad out the gameplay wouldn't gamers be SO MAD am I right?
public_key_reveal_party: Linear and open are both good, it just depends on what the game does with them
ManWithTheMask13: I want to replay the Metro games now
Fanklok: With a nice tight planned out path that doesn't make you feel like a dumbass for being lost for 3 hours?
Mr_Horrible:
@ManWithTheMask13 
seanmrwick: hey Clicker....can I Axe you something?
shamblingkrenshar: @Makrosian_Tay Yeah! They'd never complain about there "not being enough gameplay!" Right?
tr3ewitch88: All according to plan.
saucemaster5000: Not even joking, Elden Ring would be better without the open world
Mr_Horrible: @ManWithTheMask13 "Artyom! I need to you disarm the bomb! And also pick up my dry-cleaning!"
TheDevil_Risen: PoE2 is kinda open world in the endgame, you choose where u go
ManWithTheMask13: @Mr_Horrible "Artyom! Does this suit make my butt look big?"
shamblingkrenshar: I'm conflicted because I loved playing Elden Ring but also going back just feels impossible. Its so much game.
seanmrwick: yeah having more possibilities makes it more interesting
Mr_Horrible: I mean, most Souls games have that to a degree, just not as in-your-face as ER
saucemaster5000: Still think they coulda done that with a tighter map
MilkInBags: @shamblingkrenshar focusing on the bosses isnt thatb ad
betweenmyself: whenever I play open world games I tend to exhaust all options available to me between each story beat, leaving to huge 8 hour gaps between narrative progression
TheDevil_Risen: skill diff
Fanklok: Elevators have cables
Mr_Horrible: the spark is gone
Mr_Horrible: honeymoon's over
DaFhaye: I didn't like a bunch of the bosses being in open areas
ManWithTheMask13: Damn, he's good
Fanklok: Let's swap out Ben for Nicole
shamblingkrenshar: @MilkInBags But there's a cool cave right there and it has a bear or something! (I realize this is a me problem)
Vonbane: you do have a stun bomb...
ManWithTheMask13: Adam would have more bullets...
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're the carry
ManWithTheMask13: Adam, you're the mix
saucemaster5000: we could recast with Badam and Aen
Mr_Horrible: have you *seen* your shoulders?
itira: LOLOL
MilkInBags: let's hope
Omnipotrevor: You'd hire that kid from London Drugs
itira: that got me really good
Fanklok: But what if Let's Nope and Talking Sim did a cultural exchange one week
GreyThey: New show: Let's Nope -> Let's Pope
Mr_Horrible: damn alright
tr3ewitch88: If you guys retire from this we'll just get surged to do it, it'll be hilarious.
seanmrwick: I mean....Alex could metaphorically fill in but....there would need to be another host
Mr_Horrible: I'll be on my way then
rosesmcgee: holy crap, that is Ben's doppelganger
Nigouki: Talking Sim becomes 6 hours long
chand3123k:
betweenmyself:
see, *Abby* would just punch these zombies until they turn into pink mist
bv310: Ellie the Kiting Queen
MilkInBags: dina do something
Mr_Horrible: "Taught her how to shoot and everything" *misses 17 shots*
tr3ewitch88: @seanmrwick Oh my goodness, Alex and serge they would drive you'd have chother crazy.🤣
MilkInBags: dina's on the board
teaspoonC: "Play guitar" is an interesting euphemism
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seanmrwick: @tr3ewitch88 oh that would be quite entertaining
tr3ewitch88: Each other *
Vonbane: the horse knew where to meet them
BrowneePointz: No
itira: i dislike babe
BrowneePointz: Unsolicited Babe sucks
TherapyforNarwhals: Sweetie
GreyThey: If Ben takes a week off, I do kind of want Adam to do a "Let's Pope" episode now
seanmrwick: now if Alex and Ben were doing this, there would be more "secret tunnel! secret tunnel! Through the mountains....secret secret secret tunnell!
xantos69: I say "Panda"
Fanklok: Dearest, Darling, My Love
Omnipotrevor: I'll understand that if they hate 'babe' and 'baby' equally
Vonbane: meine Schatzie
Mr_Horrible:
weird how a word's acceptability depends on its context
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saucemaster5000: it needed less exposition
dippedfeathers: I mean I'd watch it
seanmrwick: the beginning is boring af
TheDevil_Risen:
betweenmyself: it probably makes them uncomfortable because it’s short for “baaaaaaaaaaaaabe”, and you don’t want to be *that* guy
Fanklok: Baptise babies for 3 hours
dutchmoose: Abacab is a masterpiece
MacbethSeemsSus: Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins?
Kramburger: You're being cute haha gottem
Mazrae: Old testament god was vengeful
ManWithTheMask13: caught
seanmrwick: also, I forgot that a band I like actually covered a song that was performed by Genesis
thatguysteve2709: I mean there were 7 good days at the beginning of the bible
Mr_Horrible: anyone heard of this before?
BrowneePointz: I don't mind Babe/Baby FROM MY PARTNER
saucemaster5000: how bout honey bunch?
ManWithTheMask13: If its condescending enough, baby works for me
BrowneePointz: If they're not your Partner Babe/Baby is IMMEDIATELY creepy, patronizing and offputting
NorthstarTex: Dude is gender neutral though, at least in my book
TherapyforNarwhals: I call my fiance of 8 years dude
dumbo3k: dewd
Kramburger: I address my wife by her full name and title every time
betweenmyself:
take the sting out of it by sandwiching it in word salad…. honeybabysugarchild
MacbethSeemsSus: Brah
ManWithTheMask13: What about big dog
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger title?
Mr_Horrible: it can be, and it can also not be
Blakemcm: just use yall
Juliamon: I've moved from 'dude' to 'dawg'
bv310: "I, [name], take you, Bruh, to have and to hold, for richer and poorer..."
CaptinOfBeez: is bro gender neutral?
Kramburger: @saucemaster5000 Doctor
DaFhaye: It's used gender neutral by me but I try to not use it
DrLandmine: don't call your partner brother
seanmrwick: I sometimes say "bruv"
public_key_reveal_party: Y'all is my go-to at the
kimmibeans: I'm from NY, so "You guys" is gender neutral to address a group
Fanklok: If i can refer to the historical texts: He's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes YEAH
Nigouki: what about Mountain Dewd?
tr3ewitch88: I say "you go girl" to everybody... Regardless of gender.
NorthstarTex: @Fanklok that's where my brain went too
GreyThey: Dude is not gender neutral - ask anyone who says that do walk up to a random cis het guy in a bar how many dudes he's made out with and they'll immediately realize they're wrong. Same goes for "guys."
saucemaster5000: I also say you go girl to everyone now
DrAegirinePyrope: I definitely use dude as gender neutral, same with guys. MA, here, so it could be a northeast US thing
GreyThey: *says that to
Vonbane: it says East 2
ManWithTheMask13: I agree with Jualiamon. Dawg and dog are my go-tos
TheDevil_Risen: East 2
Blakemcm: dude dont slosh the tav
Kramburger: Big buddy cubby energy
ManWithTheMask13: WAIT WAIT I HAVE AN OBSCURE JOKE FOR THIS
Mr_Horrible: "The West of Us" woulda wrapped up in 1 game
TheDevil_Risen: 5345
saucemaster5000: the wicked witch of the East 2 BRO
Mazrae: 5345
MilkInBags: meh
ManWithTheMask13: More like, East St. Louis Toodle-2
MilkInBags:
i simply decide to not engage with other people, simpler
DrAegirinePyrope: I'm impressed she doesn't kick Dina every time she mounts up
Mr_Horrible: this is how they make sure that neither of them can be tortured for the full code
itira:
BusTed:
ManWithTheMask13: Solid
Mr_Horrible: love a little wordplay with setup
Kramburger: [Sincere] Good Joke Streamer
bv310: What Le Fuck?
saucemaster5000: le fuque?
ManWithTheMask13: Oh yeah I made a Confederacy of the Dunces joke the other day in vc and you weren't there to get it @saucemaster5000
johnnylongtorso: WLF-99, playing Seattle's favorite hits from the 80s, 90s, and today
Karimsicle: WULF
Kramburger: 13 stores that begin with 'Le Sex...'
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 I'l be honest... never read it
dumbo3k: L'urk
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 MANN I am old
saucemaster5000: If you made an infinite jest joke tho....
Kramburger: J'oke
saucemaster5000: or gravity's rainbow or finnegan's wake or somew nonsense
NotCainNorAbel: Confederacy of Dunces is one of two books I have re-read (I don't typically re-read books)
Mr_Horrible: reading infinite jest is a sign you hate both yourself and - to some degree - everyone you will ever have a conversation with for the rest of your life
thatguysteve2709: Damnit been why did you bring up that trauma
Fanklok: Those are Final Fantasy monsters
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 uh uh so about that Anne Livia amrite
Kramburger: D-Double Kill
saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 now we're talking
Rootpotato: infinite jest is dantes inferno
Mr_Horrible: that's okay Adam, I'm talking out my ass
ballesta25: It's a novel about tennis
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
saucemaster5000: it's a five dollar word book adam you can ignore it
dumbo3k: So the organization WLF, called Wolf, had puppos?
Kramburger: Wolfpatch, there's a good band name
Mr_Horrible: I mean you give us shit for using them soooooo
Mr_Horrible:
thatguysteve2709: I do love that Ellie is keeping the tradition alive of walking around with a small armory in her backpack
ManWithTheMask13: You give us shit for anything, its how it works
MilkInBags: yeah mr horrible stop using complex words like 'salutations'
Mr_Horrible: I've been atop skyscrapers and in the rain before, but never both at once...
saucemaster5000: holy shit ben was mr horrible this whole time?
itira:
@MilkInBags
Mr_Horrible: welp, it's been real gang
SnackPak_: rip twitch chat
Pharmacistjudge: that sounds like some Scheme cards from archenemy
Fanklok: Oh....
ManWithTheMask13: Adam you once said I talk like a vampire and the only reason why I don't have that clip is because you deleted the vod
tr3ewitch88: I'm gonna go eat some cookie dough. Ice cream directly out of the tub with my teeth.
lochnessseammonster:
woo i'm safe
Mr_Horrible: "name 5 times you annoyed me"
MilkInBags: this is an under 90 IQ chat
public_key_reveal_party: 99.99% of twitch chat gone at once
NotCainNorAbel: I can probably find a clip
Kramburger: Welp
ManWithTheMask13: (I'm not safe)
betweenmyself: Ben “Appointment with HR” Ulmer
saucemaster5000: sure do
Makrosian_Tay: I'm safe! Hurray!
Nigouki:
they've been shot? Let's go Tommy
dippedfeathers: Yo he got a nice touqe
public_key_reveal_party: I give myself a 50/50
Kramburger: Tommy? The green ranger did this?
seanmrwick: oooh nice coffee machine and very nice room
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Orxolon: so,like a miniority report thing?could you condemn a person for something they haven't done yet?
Pharmacistjudge: choo choo train... fruit fruit!
Kramburger: Last of Us x Choo Choo Charles
TheDevil_Risen: 7302
shamblingkrenshar: Bandana and everything, hell yeah
ManWithTheMask13: Nah its actually Chris WITH the snake skin
seanmrwick: get a pen and paper folks
ManWithTheMask13: Chris Redfield could totally exist here
Fanklok: Naked Snake had the eyepatch though
goombalax: Mushroooom Eaateeerrr
seanmrwick: I also realized that this whole thing started with a really bad allergy to a fungus
MilkInBags: this is gate coded
Mr_Horrible: @seanmrwick I knew Spring would be the end of us
Kramburger: Gate Maxxing
saucemaster5000: adam putting people in those precog bathtubs
Orxolon: but if you knew FOR SURE
zeathean: Conspiracy is a crime
itira: hahaha
SnackPak_:
definenull: Ono
seanmrwick: @Mr_Horrible @Mr_Horrible that explains why I got the sickies last week
kaboomjr26: wow
lamina5432: lol
thatguysteve2709: Swan dive
TheDevil_Risen:
shendaras:
Kramburger: CALLED SHOT WOW
ButButTheJesus: "ohno"
Juliamon: "ohno--"
betweenmyself:
random stream opening shot doesn’t count as pre-crime
MilkInBags: i already done the thing
Mr_Horrible: incredible timing
bv310:
ghyllnox: Bellyflop the ground
MilkInBags: oh non~
seanmrwick: pure of heart....dumb of arse
Nigouki: Do it again!
Nigouki: awww
ManWithTheMask13: big DOG
Fanklok: BIG DOD
Orxolon: Adam,but if you knew FOR SURE
saucemaster5000: I'd put shaving cream on their hand and tickle their nose
Mr_Horrible: c'mon DBD player
ManWithTheMask13: big GRODD (gorilla)
tr3ewitch88: Oh no, they're making us like Dina...She's definitely gonna die.
Kramburger: Gotta do the crime to do the time
calculated_uncertainties: Is Ben stealing Jame's bit?
ManWithTheMask13: The Minority Report?
Mr_Horrible: that just makes you every cop
saucemaster5000: "fair enough, go one your way sir"
SnackPak_: that excuse works for cops
ManWithTheMask13: Like the movie
Omnipotrevor: "you ever see the movie Minority Report? I did that"
Mr_Horrible: this is literally just American policing
MilkInBags: welcome to ethical issues
NotCainNorAbel: so we should shoot Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: THE HORSE
betweenmyself: “why’s you shoot them?” Because they only had five chats in stream before today
Mr_Horrible: Shimmer got slimmer
Nigouki: RIP horse
ManWithTheMask13: Free horse meat
DaFhaye: Mmm lunch
SnackPak_: o7
BusTed:
Fanklok: Ask classic mid 80's anime MAD DOG
TherapyforNarwhals: NOT SHIMMER
definenull: o7
bv310: Noooooooo, not the horse!
saucemaster5000: holy shit
lamina5432: not the horse
shendaras:
MacbethSeemsSus: That was a perfectly good horse
kimmibeans: Not the horse!
MilkInBags: we're BACK
Karimsicle: I had the same reaction
tr3ewitch88: Crawl ben!
seanmrwick: ok folks we need to hold back the infected.....what about a low fence made of barbed wire? seems legit
calculated_uncertainties: This is bad episode.
ghyllnox: Yeah why do you kill a perfectly good horse
TherapyforNarwhals: Nah Joels brothers comin for her
TherapyforNarwhals: Callin it
Vonbane: Concussions +1
rosesmcgee: Like 2 seasons in the NFL
Kramburger: More meaningful horse death than shadow of the colossus.
MacbethSeemsSus: whispers: I HAVE A CONCUSSION
underhill33: this mofo
calculated_uncertainties: Joel's identical twin noel?
itira:
MilkInBags: oh fuck it's christiano ronaldo
SnackPak_: gottem!
dumbo3k: @ghyllnox cause a bomb went off under it? so it was no longer healthy?
betweenmyself: his face healed up nice and quick
Mr_Horrible: just put the knife away you punk
kaboomjr26: is that dante’s va from dmc v?
ManWithTheMask13: Chekov's knife
TherapyforNarwhals: Let's go Dina
tr3ewitch88: Found Dina.
SnackPak_: no way
MWGNZ:
dumbo3k: Dina!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I tuned in late because I've been sick today and I think I can't watch much of this game, torture is not my bag and so many animals are getting blown up
shamblingkrenshar: That guy's trigger discipline is appalling.
MilkInBags: strangling her?
Fanklok: He's saving ammo
Saintnex: Knock her out?
shamblingkrenshar: I'm a little surprised we haven't had a "I just shot Marvin" moment.
Blakemcm: people "save the bullets" too often
SnackPak_: nite nite
Mr_Horrible: he's Jordone
MilkInBags:
tr3ewitch88: GET WRECKED
MilkInBags: jordoff
ghyllnox: Now where's the other one
Kramburger: Burn this after 30 seconds
Mr_Horrible: known fact that no one gets horny after society collapses
seanmrwick: well given I just fell on my spine, I'm just peachy!
itira: daaaamn
MilkInBags: catch this
underhill33: jesus
definenull: Unfortunate...
TheAwkes: Big D!
Fanklok: Let me molotov you a question
Thefluffiestguineapig: @seanmrwick Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
shamblingkrenshar: The only worse way I can think of is like... maybe drowning?
TheDevil_Risen: taosty!
rosesmcgee: burn out is real
ManWithTheMask13: Got hit with Sim lvl2
Mr_Horrible: "That ass... is fire" YEAAAAAAAAA
TheDevil_Risen: only problem when your a vamp
Nigouki: too early for regular crispy day
Omnipotrevor: Tommy seems most likely to bite it to me right now
ManWithTheMask13: Infinite drive guage
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags: why not 3 days work week
shendaras:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean Pope Francis just died
thatguysteve2709: Drownings peaceful. Fire sucks
saucemaster5000: 4 18 hour day work week!
NorthstarTex: burnout paradise is goated
rosesmcgee: I used to work 4 - 10s, it was goated
Makrosian_Tay: Take me down to the paradise city
Thefluffiestguineapig: you've got a shot
NotCainNorAbel: 4 by 8 right, not 4 by 10
MacbethSeemsSus: And the lord did say, thou shalt beat Crazy Taxi
Mr_Horrible: Paradise stinky, go 3 or Revenge
lochnessseammonster: we get 3 days off cuz that's what jesus got
tr3ewitch88: But. Adam, I bet there's an app for that.
MilkInBags: o7
Mr_Horrible: literally bringing a knife to a gun fight
ManWithTheMask13: Got lit up
Fanklok: This isn't MW3 you can't just knife everyone
definenull: Technically he slept when he was dead so
rosesmcgee: my job indistinguishable from being put to the cross by the romans
kaboomjr26: i mean, crucifixion takes a lot outta ya
Fanklok: Jesus gave up his weekend for our sins Adam
saucemaster5000: man I had a crucifiction work week, man
Mr_Horrible: I do be shouting "My god! My god! Why have you forsaken me?!" at the end of a long workday
dippedfeathers: Well I mean he got crucifed, then rose the third day so really there was like 1 1/2 days of being dead so
niccus: did jesus have three days off or did he resurrect on the third day, so it's two days off?
BrowneePointz: The three days his body was dead. His soul was actually redeeming others from hell.
MilkInBags: you know what they say, time to resurrect time to clean
ManWithTheMask13: @Fanklok Erm actually Commando was a perk from MW2
Kramburger: One weekend of crunch
Orxolon: would you?and be crucified?
Omnipotrevor: Anyone ever watch the Man from Earth. That movie has a pretty good take on the whole thing
itira: holy shit ben hahaha
thatguysteve2709: Ellie got no chill
zeathean: Salvation?
ManWithTheMask13: Cruxification? Yes, good
MilkInBags: one ice cream
shendaras: free subway
Vonbane: Free refills?
ghyllnox: Crucifixion is literal torture, so glhf
GreyThey: We get a 4-day work week
dumbo3k: dilly bars?'
dippedfeathers: We get paid in exposure
NotCainNorAbel: free gyms
Orestes290: unlimited soft cookies
saucemaster5000: I'd take a crucifixion in the mouth for god
TherapyforNarwhals:
No tummy aches
Mr_Horrible: nah, do the Price Is Right ditty
kimmibeans: Your closest followers learn to speak all the languages
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me the big thing is I have horrible joint issues, and crucifixion is suffocation with total joint dislocation over days
adept_nekomancer: We have to start from the last checkpoint because we failed the mission to keep you alive.
EvilBadman: Easter eggs, duh
shamblingkrenshar: Snake, remember, this is a sneaking mission.
terribleplan: Free gems, no more paying for arena
seanmrwick: are we talking like "punching the boulder?"
SquareDotCube: "Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name" (except Paul)
saucemaster5000: you have free gym membership but the bad vibe lady is always there
BrowneePointz: but yea in some interpretations Jesus descended to hell to save Old Testament Faithful for those 3 days, so he unfortunately was NOT taking a weekend break :S
bv310: Just think of how many lifetime warranties you'd have to redo when you're resurrected
SnackPak_: the ol one-two
Karimsicle: brick
MilkInBags: new brick meta
Mr_Horrible: hate to cry out
ghyllnox: "The Tresspasser"
ballesta25: Egad!
ManWithTheMask13: that rain ambiance is kinda tight
Fanklok: Last word is "ouchies"
adept_nekomancer: The stealth operates on Pokemon rules... the long grass is dangerous.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz In others he went and plead with God, not sure which is worse of those two options
thatguysteve2709: I want my last words to be put the laundry on delicate
BrowneePointz: either way his dad made him come in to work after he died
BrowneePointz: what a bad boss God
BrowneePointz: yep
Mr_Horrible: I don't remember if that was ever confirmed
NorthstarTex: yep...
Kramburger: I thought that was MKX
niccus: one of a few in the era and continuing on, yeah
TheDevil_Risen:
ammo inside
BrowneePointz: Neil Druckmann kind of a shitty boss
saucemaster5000: they got clockwork orange'd?
Mr_Horrible: but also I'd believe Neil would do that since he's dogshit
BusTed: MK
shamblingkrenshar: There's a lot of really unpleasant stories about Last of Us 2's development. The crunch was brutal, for one.
seanmrwick: ok I had a really good idea for a video game: a John Wick video game that's open world like Last of us with the mechanics of Max Payne
Fanklok: What game had the kill notifications for head shots and nut shots
Makrosian_Tay: Wait, what happened? They actually filmed gore?
Kramburger: The Sniper series?
NorthstarTex: Honey Crisp.
dippedfeathers: looks like a braeburn
saucemaster5000: cosmic crisp best apple
ghyllnox:
Leave an apple for our horse
ManWithTheMask13: Almost just called you apple, Adam
adept_nekomancer: Who takes 3 bites out of 2 apples and then leaves them sitting there?
BrowneePointz: Neil made them look at horrendous stuff to “accurately portray hopelessness” etc @makrosian_tay
TheDevil_Risen: ok im going to shh now
Mr_Horrible: oh speaking of apple I grabbed a cosmic crisp at the store today, I should go snap into that
Makrosian_Tay:
@BrowneePointz
seanmrwick: @Fanklok Sniper Elite
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would believe this game would make people need serious therapy after development, let alone from the kind of schedule they probably needed to work
MilkInBags: adam is not a knower
jokcourtz: Hello! my fav 2 streamer peoples !!
dippedfeathers: Youre the peach of my sphincter
AnjaZeta: @Mr_Horrible That's a good damn apple
ManWithTheMask13: Sometimes whenever I'm typing or writing, a word I'm hearing will just interject itself into it
BrowneePointz: @loadingreadyrun it’s based off an old English word that both means apple and pupil. It means to cherish something.
bv310: When the moon hits your eye like an apple in your eye, that's confusiiiiiiiiiing
the_tropical_penguin: I may not be a knower but I am a Noah!
Makrosian_Tay:
Fanklok: Which sphincter?
ButButTheJesus: ew
betweenmyself: Adam is not “a knower”, he is *The Knowist*
the_tropical_penguin: The lame one
tr3ewitch88: The apple of my eye means you pick someone.
omdorastrix: Well, we know who's top and who's bottom now
ManWithTheMask13: he is the messiah
SnackPak_: is top sphincter eyes or throat?
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tr3ewitch88 With headshots?
adept_nekomancer: Sphincter no sphincting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those DBD skills coming into play
MilkInBags: welllllllll
Kramburger: Adam's big spoon for sure
lochnessseammonster: if you gotta ask...
7gorobei: top sphincter would be in the stomach
saucemaster5000: I'm the middle in the human centipede
TherapyforNarwhals: You're both switches
MilkInBags: who likes to get spooned
omdorastrix: Top Sphincter, Bottom Sphincter
tr3ewitch88: @thefluffiestguineapig I know that's just what it means.🤣
ManWithTheMask13: The world's your oyster
Himyul: you're taller
BrowneePointz: A reminder that dominant and passive/submissive does not mean top or bottom chat
ghyllnox: Relationships don't need to have a top and a bottom
the_tropical_penguin: Big Spoon Power Bottom
seanmrwick: Adam's taller I would assume
BrowneePointz: You can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top
ghyllnox: There's different types of dynamics
betweenmyself: sometimes you just want to be held…
dippedfeathers: My relationship has an east and a west
dumbo3k: Big Spoon doesn't necessarily mean top
Himyul: if you have to ask, consent is important to you
seanmrwick: also, I think Ben and I are the same height
teaspoonC: Being a big little spoon is nice
BusTed:
shendaras: nooo
ManWithTheMask13: Damn
MilkInBags: game crashed because of woke
SnackPak_: rip-a-roni
bv310: Welp
ManWithTheMask13: they got your ass
Makrosian_Tay: DANG
saucemaster5000: hell yeh
Kramburger: God. DAMMIT
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
seanmrwick: actually, I think Ben is an inch or two taller than me
adept_nekomancer: Welp...
omdorastrix: Breaktime
MilkInBags: The Crash of Us 2
ButButTheJesus: no funny questions allowed
TherapyforNarwhals: First or second time?
Nigouki: COOL STREAM
Fanklok: AAAA even
ghyllnox: o7
thatguysteve2709: What's our report today
the_tropical_penguin: Too much talk about sex. Neil doesn't like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Also submissive and passive does not imply consent, you still need to ask and it needs to be enthusiastic (I've seen that you know this but I always restate)
ghyllnox: F
ManWithTheMask13: Alright time to boot up 6
Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
MacbethSeemsSus: "why no kiss Dinah"
ManWithTheMask13: TRUE
Kramburger: There are MUCH worse games that didn't crash this much
Nigouki: "damn they killed joel"!?
dumbo3k: Pope Died, killed my game
niccus: please describe what you were talking about when this crash happened
Strebenherz: amazing
SnackPak_:
lochnessseammonster:
Strebenherz: 5 stars
TheAwkes: That error's been going around like hell these past few months.
betweenmyself:
the great thing about the original release of this game on PS… never experienced a crash
Thefluffiestguineapig: The next crash that's what you can put
tr3ewitch88: Complain that they killed shimmer.
MilkInBags: wait what happened to joel
omdorastrix: then the twitch url in the descroption
dumbo3k: @MilkInBags he went golfing
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can put "You killed Joel and shimmer"
MilkInBags: nice for him
dippedfeathers: Once the shackles unlock you can leave
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Kramburger: J'oel
vinewood_og: With a golf club??
7gorobei: post game show
Omnipotrevor: Whenever the game decides you're done.
the_tropical_penguin: please papa play more game
ManWithTheMask13: Who brought their stick
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm good to nap
MilkInBags: when the game crashes like that it's often better to close steam before relaunching
MacbethSeemsSus: Game's tired
betweenmyself: Computer says “no”
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
NotCainNorAbel:
500
BusTed: ggs ggs
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
TheDevil_Risen:
ManWithTheMask13: good hustle, team
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we just podcast for last 20 minutes?
dippedfeathers: Well that's how you end a stream I guess
NotCainNorAbel: They killed the horse!
MilkInBags: adam will almost like this game
betweenmyself: RIP, horse
lamina5432: gnight
Nigouki: His name was Joel Miller, he was gonna mill out eventually
TherapyforNarwhals: Time to watch season 2 ep 2
ghyllnox: Joel's dead, horse is dead, Uncle is a maniac, death flags for gf...
tr3ewitch88: I think the nail in the coffin for Dina is when we started to like her.
bv310: Dina's either going to die or end up betraying us
Fanklok: Doomed yuri
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Juliamon: lmao dawg
tr3ewitch88: Adam 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Strebenherz: but would you betray adam for a candy bar?
ghyllnox:
Vonbane: i say dina gets bit, we have to kill her ourselves
SnackPak_: avoiding that landmine
Omnipotrevor: They faded to black, which is the most bases you can hit
Thefluffiestguineapig: The gays are human
ManWithTheMask13: 10%er right there
lochnessseammonster:
i just laughed out loud for real
Thefluffiestguineapig: Humans are the ultimate betrayers
vinewood_og: Goodnight everybody!!!!
MilkInBags: what do you mean by frogs
ManWithTheMask13: FROGS ARE GONEEEEE
MilkInBags: still 20 minutes on the shift
Nigouki: stop flaunting your warm weather with this pantsless behaviour
xantos69:
50 Bits Good stream
Strebenherz: biweekly I think
Juliamon: it alternates with horse club
Thefluffiestguineapig: They didn't do it last week
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so damn tired
MilkInBags: 😬
Mr_Horrible: "Sun der folk" is just the Irish way of saying "Go outside"
tr3ewitch88: 🤣🤣🤣
tr3ewitch88: ADAM!
MilkInBags: cumjuration wizard
Vonbane: "druid with the fluid"
adept_nekomancer: I mean... that's how pollen works, yes.
Fanklok: I'm the Cum Warlock, I cast Cumdricht Blast
vinewood_og: The most famous swordsman, Jizzmardigan
Mr_Horrible: "Evocation?" "Ejaculation"
MilkInBags: 10% royalties
DaFhaye: What is the name of the circle of druid for cum druid
dippedfeathers: LoadingReadyLive hype!!!
TherapyforNarwhals:
May not
TheAwkes: @DaFhaye Circle of Jerkin
MilkInBags: so there's nothing special, got it
Mr_Horrible: @DaFhaye "Sowers of Seed"
saucemaster5000: is it cupcakes
Juliamon: James said things were being Filmed
TheDevil_Risen: oo Donly pre record?
Mr_Horrible:
also this cosmic crisp slaps 
dippedfeathers: Yo cool I love [SURPRISE]. Super excited for [SURPRISE].
Mai_Andra: the surprise was the something that happened along the way
tr3ewitch88: @dafhaye circle of spoom?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
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ButButTheJesus: thamk4stream
Aidankatz7: if the vod watchers are frogs what does that make us?
dumbo3k: @Aidankatz7 tadpoles
dippedfeathers: @Aidankatz7 asshats
CookieMonk115: Thanks for the stream
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: okay now I see why we kept Adam away from the 5-dollar words
dippedfeathers: Thanks for the stream!
tr3ewitch88: Good night all
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads
MacbethSeemsSus: What class does cum wizard upgrade to?
dippedfeathers: Gn y'all.
shendaras:
Nickiatori: oh no i missed it, I have a cold and had a 4 hour nap
goombalax: vod life
Nickiatori: yup
Nickiatori: the one upside of vodlife is I will be safe from getting bullied by the streamers
Juliamon: oh I don't think that will save you
Orxolon: g night every1
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