LoadingReadyRun: aeiou
matthaus_c: big stalkin
loufghyslaufey: Woah
KakuEpsilon: Funny this doesn't look like Let's Nope
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun And sometimes Y
matthaus_c: cut to booth with Adam dressed as a Bloodsucker
matthaus_c:
would be impressive seeing as he's streaming SF6 rn too 
DoodlestheGreat: Hewwo
KakuEpsilon: Hi Alex, are we Noping instead of Forward playing?
matthaus_c: webnesday
loufghyslaufey: @matthaus_c But Steacy too, has been a Let's NOPEr in the past as well
Vonbane:
Why say Let's Nope? I confuzzled 
DigitalSeahorse:

DoodlestheGreat: Okie dokie.
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
KakuEpsilon: Did you ever get that stash you made for yourself to go back to at some point?
KakuEpsilon: The one you put a pin down for to get back
ArmondoSC: does it say last of us for anybody else?
TXC2: ArmondoSC yes
DigitalSeahorse: 26th
TXC2: penny's dropped
DigitalSeahorse: Chernobyl Day
ArmondoSC: i giggle tho
KakuEpsilon: @ArmondoSC Sure does. Don't you recognize the Last Of Us Part 2 in Stalker: Shadow of Chornoble?
TXC2:
title change! 
PorpoisesUnknown: 50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town
KakuEpsilon: The Stash in question was one you set up on Sunday night or Monday morning, because you didn't know how close you were to Priypt's home base, and meant to get back to before you frogot. So I am reminding you to not forget the pinned stash unless the pin is gone.
TXC2:
how come he has NODs ? 
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 He's in the Winks club.
TXC2: KakuEpsilon really? I heard there was only 40 of them?
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 Oh for sure, you probably just slept through the relevant details. Also, I don't know how to work in a PS2 game pun, but that's a PS2 game, 40 Winks that is
KakuEpsilon: Hey, since we're here, what's "Flatness" for a gun and why is it an improvement?
KakuEpsilon: Oh, sick.
TXC2: the bullet drops less due to gravity by going faster
KakuEpsilon: I thought we were just, hitting it with a mallet to physically flatten the gun. "Dear, it's 4PM, time for your gun flattening." "Yes, dear. D:"
TXC2:
no one plays clear sky, you endure it 
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 Guns are magical.
TXC2: KakuEpsilon sure are
ArmondoSC: hes still surfin that gun
DigitalSeahorse: gun surfing in the corridor
KakuEpsilon: All I remember about Clear Sky is that Yahtzee reviewed it and insisted on pronouncing every letter in Stalker, without realizing that yes, it is an acronym in game.
ArmondoSC: that sounds like a yahtzee gag
TXC2: Yahtzee often flipped acronyms and initialisms for the gag
Geldaran: @ArmondoSC I snorted soda so badly the first time he called cover shooters "weeweegargglewhatever"
DigitalSeahorse: that poor piano organ
KakuEpsilon: @Geldaran Spunk Gargle Wee Wee.
KakuEpsilon: Is that the giant fighting babies or a different one?
Zu_o: "They got my frikkin kidney, god damnit."
Zu_o: -charlie
KakuEpsilon: Wow, that's really pretty.
DigitalSeahorse: 3 lil piggu
Wolfstrike_NL: Weeeeee!
Genie_M: Byeeeee
DigitalSeahorse:

KakuEpsilon: WHAT.
vingris_: Flesh space program
Zu_o: They've got uppies if you time it right
matthaus_c: olympic flesh
Meecespieces: that little piggy went wee wee wee all the way over there
TXC2:
early W+P preview 
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DigitalSeahorse: YEET piggu
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 W+P was cancelled, Graham ahd to recreate the movie Garbage Day today
DoodlestheGreat: HOT HOT HOT
Genie_M: You can see the.... Well
TXC2: KakuEpsilon darn
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CMDRNuffin: nice
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KakuEpsilon: We must find the W+P in the Zone today.
DigitalSeahorse: this one does crash during cut scenes
KakuEpsilon: Booby trap? No. Booby Magazine?
wifi12345678910: the candy?
DoodlestheGreat: There's enough eurojank here to make it almost a W&P.
KakuEpsilon: Affectionately of course.
PsychoI3oy: in DS that's fine because swords don't run out of ammo,,, what happens when you run out of ammo for that gun, have to find another one or can switch back to a prveious?
wifi12345678910: like a nuzlocke?
JollyGee29: @PsychoI3oy Knives never run out of ammo
KakuEpsilon: @JollyGee29 Depends on what you're playing. Like if you're playing Rengoku: Tower of Purgatory, your swords can run out of ammo, or Sword Juice.
ArmondoSC: resisting the urge to say "i never run out of sword juice"
ArmondoSC: oh darn
KakuEpsilon: It's okay, it's deliciously sharp.
KakuEpsilon: Like Cheddar, but kills you faster
ArmondoSC: that engraving gives no tactical advantage whatsoever
Genie_M: 200!
KakuEpsilon: Gamestop Trade.
TXC2: never bring ammo to a gun butt fight
KakuEpsilon: It looks Pixelated so it's probably Not Safe For Twitch
TXC2: MAWP
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KakuEpsilon:
Now where was that drum mag...?
TXC2: the pink mist...
PsychoI3oy: why?
xVoxtric: because headshots only
TXC2: "what kind of sniper shoots for the body?" "all of them?"
KakuEpsilon: Gamers are a strange bunch
xVoxtric: triple body shot the heavy to insta kill him even when overhealed
cattleprodlynn: Hello, all.
TXC2: hello cattleprodlynn welcome
JollyGee29: One-shots and loner playstyles
TXC2: funny how sniper teams is how it's done IRL
TXC2: gamers have fallen for the myth of rugged individualism
erloas: I always liked the Rainbow Six games when most weapons were essentially 1-shot. I don't really like the arcadey "realistic" shooters
KakuEpsilon: I still don't understand how Team Fortress 2 is the sequel to Dwarf Fortress. *shot*
wifi12345678910: Average drycleaner shop
KakuEpsilon: Are we sure this laundromat didn't just shut down because of all the cat piss?
ArmondoSC: there is a difference between "clean" and "sterile"
PsychoI3oy:

sephyhallow: "God I love hole"
DigitalSeahorse:

JollyGee29: I think this building was the base for the end of the third game?
TXC2: JollyGee29 it was
TXC2: this has been substantially remodelled
TXC2: I remember because I've a done a play through of Call of Pripyat during this PiF
erloas: eat with the same knife you use to poke radioactive waste
KakuEpsilon: @erloas Look, the acid kills the germs on it.
DoodlestheGreat: It also looks like it opened a shortcut
TXC2: opened a shortcut I guess
TXC2: random idea: brass knife for eating, that would be fine right?
KakuEpsilon: I think that'd summon the coppers
TXC2:
and butter knives do? 
ArmondoSC: neat
DigitalSeahorse: a hogweed anomaly?
LordZarano: @TXC2 I wouldn't recommend eating a knife no matter what it's made of
KakuEpsilon: Poison Ivy is harsh in the Zone.
DigitalSeahorse: ow ow ow
TXC2: LordZarano fair
DigitalSeahorse: it sure looks like hogweed
Genie_M: Many have fallen here
TXC2: this is what happens when you let freedom try to grow pot in the zone
TheMerricat: huh "Brass is generally considered food-safe when properly tinned or lined with a food-grade coating. However, untinned brass can react with acidic or salty foods, potentially leading to leaching of zinc or copper into the food. When using brass for cooking, it's crucial to avoid highly acidic foods and ensure proper cleaning and maintenance to prevent corrosion and potential contamination. "
ArmondoSC: fleshweed
ArmondoSC: sounds right
DigitalSeahorse:

DigitalSeahorse:

KakuEpsilon:

TXC2:
TheMerricat darn, and here I was thinking it would ok by being antibacterial 
DigitalSeahorse: Hamweed
LordZarano: @LordZarano Actually on second thought, Japanese knife guy made knives out of pasta and chocolate...
DigitalSeahorse:
weed
ArmondoSC: spooky
TXC2: fuckin road runner kill that guy?
wifi12345678910: This is a Bucket. Dear god!
DigitalSeahorse: he died doing what he loved, desk presses
ArmondoSC:

wifi12345678910: It doesn't do what a rock does, since it's broken
cattleprodlynn: @TheMerricat One of my favourite parts of the Old Things Never Die vids are when he applies food-safe powder coatings to the metal. It's so neat to watch!
KakuEpsilon: Why would you put food-safe powder coatings to a watch?
DoodlestheGreat: So you can eat off of it, of course.
KakuEpsilon: Who has time to do that?
TXC2: shotgun drum mag? so stupid, I love it
Genie_M: Ratatat
DigitalSeahorse: shoot the moon!
DigitalSeahorse:

KakuEpsilon: "I'm onto you, Moon."
TXC2: this was a Monolith base in CoP that you could knock over on your own time for fun
DigitalSeahorse: Monolith or Moonolith?
KakuEpsilon: Monolith, more like Mononucleous.
DigitalSeahorse:

KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse No, "I'm onto you, Moon" is a veyr old LRR joke from Unskippable.
ArmondoSC: somewhere doom music starts playing
DigitalSeahorse: I see
TXC2: how long has this fire been going?
KakuEpsilon: When you ate that Sausage and the quest line came up, I thought for SURE you just ate enough Sausage to complete a quest to eat more Sausage than your body weight awas at the starte of the game or soemthing,.
KakuEpsilon: Also, uh, does this guy remind anyone else of Pinkies form Doom?
DigitalSeahorse: let's chairish this moment
KakuEpsilon: I think that Guass gun was part of the Stash.
cattleprodlynn: I hope that list of quest objectives is not in order because I'd think that finding the Ward group is a prerequisite to doing a rendezvous with them, no?
DoodlestheGreat: Now you have to find that helicopter.
KakuEpsilon: Never Rendezvous with a dead group, they'll take you to hell with htem.
cattleprodlynn: GTK, I'm new to the Stalker games in general.
TXC2: turbo rads over there
DoodlestheGreat: Dood, this place is turbo rad!
DigitalSeahorse: lets ride the ferris wheel!
TXC2: I wonder if we'll have that date with Richter on the ferris wheel
LidofLoathing: the power armor would protect you when you fell off
DigitalSeahorse: yup
wifi12345678910: you got one from the drunk professor
ArmondoSC: "why shouldnt i?"
TXC2: "I think you've had match rounds quite long enough"
ArmondoSC: 242 bandades will do that
KakuEpsilon: Look, sometimes you get the biggest ouchies.
ArmondoSC: 13k in bandages
ArmondoSC: wolf
KakuEpsilon: Don't forget to flush. I mean re-equip your ammo
TXC2: !break
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DoodlestheGreat: !break
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ArmondoSC: !findquote flush
LRRbot: Quote #1175: "Flush a beer?" —Cori [2015-11-28]
schordash:

ArmondoSC: !findquote stalker
LRRbot: Quote #2140: "If we're gonna be miserable, let's be completely miserable. *opens STALKER: Clear Sky*" —Alex [2016-03-22]
ArmondoSC: almost a decade ago
schordash:

TXC2: and we're back
KakuEpsilon: Welcome back Alex
ArmondoSC: the npcs in this game doing "stuff" just out of view will never not be funny to me
KakuEpsilon: I think they might be on the Fleshweed.
cattleprodlynn: Hey, chat. If I wanted to read more about the lore of the STALKER games, which website should I check out?
schordash: osmos'd it jones
ArmondoSC: i dont know if the stalker lore is deep enough to get those 3 hours lore video essays
TXC2: there probably could be now with the release of this game
cattleprodlynn:
@ArmondoSC Ah, but maybe a quick 1 hour video? 
TXC2: a 1 hour video explaining Nibble
TXC2: *Nimble
cattleprodlynn: For a second there, I thought you were talking about Jacob's dino character from the Paranoia campaign.
Strebenherz: Hbomber has good videos
KakuEpsilon: Just don't eat the discs to get the Lore. They'll really tear you up inside.
TXC2:
I think the only Hbomberguy video I've seen is the one on Loss 
wifi12345678910: Have you watched the plagiarism video yet?
cattleprodlynn: I am assuming that was one of the bad-guy mutants?
Strebenherz: Valid he has... meandering long vdeos
TXC2: cattleprodlynn the little guy? yes
Strebenherz: But they're good
TXC2: also Folding Ideas is better...
cattleprodlynn: @TXC2 -:thumbsup:-
ArmondoSC: "yoda ass mfer"
ArmondoSC: pretty good
cattleprodlynn: Are they readable books?
andre777: I want to kaki
Strebenherz: How many gigs is stalker?
KakuEpsilon: It's okay, he doesn't post regularly enough .
ArmondoSC: im sure its a bunch
TXC2: 160GB says Google
KakuEpsilon: @andre777 The what now do you want to do to me?
Strebenherz: Chunky but in it's defense I dint think I've seen you hit loading screens in game, it seems to play smoothly
JollyGee29: What's the area called?
cattleprodlynn: I had a feeling that it would rebound.
KakuEpsilon: Can you see either door from the opposite windows?
Invitare: if it's a mall there's bound to be a locksmith somewhere
cattleprodlynn: And I'm also assuming the ball lightning and the fire that moved at Alex is part of the weird stuff that happened when the second event happened in 2006?
TXC2: cattleprodlynn yes those are anomalies
JollyGee29: There's apparently a door right outside at the ramp? The key for it is down here somewhere
JollyGee29: It was in a small room inside the maze that was also locked but I remember you opening it
JollyGee29: Oh, it was supposed to be on that desk
TXC2: poo butts
KakuEpsilon: quick type IDFKA
TheAwkes: You can console command for it, if someone has identified the number of it.
cattleprodlynn: "I Don't Fucking Know Anything"?
TXC2:
console command? this is just fallout! 
LordZarano: STALKER 2 "Total size on disk is 155.06 GiB and total download size is 137.83 GiB." STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl "Total size on disk is 6.42 GiB"
KakuEpsilon: "You died from every Key in the game suddenly spawning on your head."
TXC2: LordZarano Textures are a hell of a drug
KakuEpsilon: @cattleprodlynn Nein. "ID-Software Full Keys and Ammo" from Doom
TXC2: pushing to the limit
Wolfstrike_NL:
Already 
DigitalSeahorse:

Genie_M: Two hundred deaths later already at endgame....
cattleprodlynn: @KakuEpsilon -thumbsup_
SnackPak_: big buildings have the best loot
TXC2: I suspect that is the CNPP itself
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 Choco-Nut Peeling Phactory?
cattleprodlynn: OMG, I think I love the fact that in the orig. game, radiation sickness can be cured by drinking vodka.
KakuEpsilon: @cattleprodlynn that's all the games
Wolfstrike_NL: Very cool towers
DoodlestheGreat: Moon'sd haunted, shit's on fire.
TXC2:
KakuEpsilon close, it was a phylactery, it's destruction killed the soviet union 
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 See, I knew there was a P word my brain wasn't giving me.
TheAwkes: This cooling tower was full to the brim with mutants and NPCs fighting it out when I came to it. I'm jealous.
cattleprodlynn: So anomalies are caused by creatures?
KakuEpsilon: Never thought I'd see a Poltergeist run up on someone going "Wanna fight? Wanna fight?"
DoodlestheGreat: Who brought the marshmallows?
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Genie_M: Pretty
Invitare: this seems safe
cattleprodlynn: HI @pyronils80 !
pyronils80:
Hi @cattleprodlynn 
TheAwkes: Yep. Every Arch Anomaly has a corresponding Arch Artifact. They're cool.
TXC2: pyronils80 arrives at a relevant moment
schordash:

cattleprodlynn: How did you die from that short of a fall?
schordash: o7
KakuEpsilon: He fell like fifty meters
TXC2: also we weight like 400 pounds
cattleprodlynn: Ah, good points.
KakuEpsilon: Well, WE don't, but our stuff does.
schordash: is windows windowing?
schordash:

KakuEpsilon: Doing okay.
A_nearby_Tr3e: enjoying some Alfredo for lunch
DigitalSeahorse: tired
TXC2: DigitalSeahorse big mood there
schordash: i just had my first interview in 7yrs. so. nervous ^ ^;;
PsychoI3oy: wish my tooth didn't hurt
Strebenherz: Off work and continuing carcinization
DigitalSeahorse: mmmm hummus
KakuEpsilon: Thinking about that delicious looking Steak you made on Man Cooking 2 or 3, where you made a big steak on an island near Toronto.
TXC2: schordash good luck
DoodlestheGreat: I'm eh.
schordash: @TXC2 tyvm > <;;
schordash:

KakuEpsilon: @PsychoI3oy I hope it's nothing serious.
PsychoI3oy: KakuEpsilon, unfortunately it is, but it's being handled
schordash: does that happen? x - x
Strebenherz: Oh no
PsychoI3oy: the save is too hot to handle
ArmondoSC: welp time to restart from the beginning
TXC2: I've got a working link to the swiss meat roll episode of man cooking, if that helps ?
A_nearby_Tr3e: stalker no stalking
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
schordash: 🤞 🤞
TXC2: Derpage? music knows whats up
schordash:

KakuEpsilon: Bradley Rains is avery talented fellow
PsychoI3oy: KakuEpsilon, the good news is I'm getting a refund for the crown they put on last month
KakuEpsilon: @PsychoI3oy Yikes on the implied bad news.
PsychoI3oy: yeah i'm trying not to freak out but i haven't seen the cost of the extraction n stuff
KakuEpsilon: ugh, suddenly hit with a major migraine. Y'all behave in here, and have a good rest of the stream
PsychoI3oy: KakuEpsilon, good luck with the brain pain
cattleprodlynn: @KakuEpsilon Take care~
cattleprodlynn: @schordash GL and I hope you get what you interviewed for.
schordash:
@cattleprodlynn ah! thank you! 
TXC2: so long KakuEpsilon hope you feel better soon
ratbabyonline: pray it forward, the new longplay series where members of the LRR must spend several weeks playing through christian games
cattleprodlynn: I recently had some dental work done. They have to do my cleaning in batches because apparently, the fillings I had put in by the previous dentists aren't up to snuff anymore so they have to re-do them and also even out the surfaces again.
schordash:
@KakuEpsilon hope it can pass as swiftly as possible 
PsychoI3oy: cattleprodlynn, yeah, my recent cleaning had to be done in two visits, and this tooth problem is from a filling that cracked a few years ago
TXC2: ratbabyonline we kinda did that on some episodes of Watch and Play
ratbabyonline: we really did, but what if.... more
TXC2: hmm, I should rewatch road quest again...
ratbabyonline: I havent been to a dentist in a decade and my goal this year is to... do that... im so afraid
cattleprodlynn: @PsychoI3oy I had a filling fall completely out after picking at it with a toothpick. That was NOT fun.
PsychoI3oy: cattleprodlynn, ouch
LoadingReadyRun: progress report: earliest cooling tower save and cordon save still brick on load. Verifying file integrity now
TXC2:
I'd love to not need to go to a dentist in 10 years, saddly I didn't brush my teeth until I started smoking at 15, so that dream has sailed 
cattleprodlynn: @ratbabyonline Yeah, I don't like going either, mostly because I don't like being shamed by not liking to floss. It's not my fault my mouth is too damn small for it to be effective.
PsychoI3oy: ugh, bedtime for me; good luck Alex
cattleprodlynn: Gnight!
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 oh i ALSO uh, havent really been brushing my teeth. im.. working on that
TXC2: so long PsychoI3oy sleep well
ArmondoSC: @LoadingReadyRun oh brother i was kidding when i said to restart from the start
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TXC2: ratbabyonline for me, once I got into the habit of it, it was fine, now I brush, floss and mouthwash twice a day
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 the dream
cattleprodlynn: Creating good habits can be so difficult.
TXC2:
as always, the magic is plain, simple hard work 
ratbabyonline: just like getting good at art
Invitare: I never used to, but once I got into the habit I literally can't eat anything until I've brushed
Invitare: it just tastes off
ratbabyonline: yknow this is my second LRR livestream ive watched,,, actually live! and I tuned in on the technical difficulties break
LoadingReadyRun: sorry mane
Anubis169: 'ello 'ello
ratbabyonline: my fiance got me into LRR this year so i've been marathoning VODs. It's gonna be real weird when I move back to victoria this summer
LoadingReadyRun: owo
TXC2: hello Anubis169
ArmondoSC:
its all my fault i cursed the run with a bad joke 
Anubis169 dances to the break screen music
Anubis169: how goes it?
TXC2: Anubis169 sadly having tech difficulties
ratbabyonline: I know LRR people frequent my favourite coffee shops in victoria but in my 3 years away ive also gotten into MTG so i'm going to have to be so normal
Anubis169: uh oh...
Anubis169 switches to doing the technical difficulties dance
LoadingReadyRun: files verified, trying again
DigitalSeahorse:
w 
ratbabyonline: @Anubis169 it's like the "screwing in the lightbulb" dance but its the "turning it off and on again" dance
TXC2:
ratbabyonline the irony of getting into MTG while being AWAY from LRR 
DoodlestheGreat: Flies verified, zipping up.
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 it gets worse, the format ive gotten the most into is CANLANDER
TXC2:
ratbabyonline 
Anubis169:

DoodlestheGreat: @ratbabyonline You're as doomed as doomed can be. >_<
TXC2: and we're back!
Anubis169:
we back? 
ratbabyonline: the game! its back
vinewood_og: He is risen!
TheAinMAP:

ArmondoSC: so how far back are we?
TXC2: Anubis169 yeap, a hard bricking
TheAwkes: Nice! Your obstinate doorway NPC isn't in an exoskeleton. My doorway NPC was in an exo and blocked the way.
ratbabyonline: my ex was really into S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but i never tried any of the games myself
Anubis169: eep!
lightfut: Let's not go there, tis a silly place
JollyGee29: This mission is the Point of No Return, by the way
TXC2: ratbabyonline they are fun but VERY janky
ratbabyonline: I DO like janky
TheAwkes:
Every time you looked, your scope ring blocked the window they were in. 
GasCityGaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Hex Effects) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5:01 from now).
ratbabyonline: i like janky games so much ive done solo-streams of desert bus, AGAIN, before i knew who LRR was.
Anubis169: is it weird that the inside of this derelict building looks exactly like a YMCA in London i've visited...
TXC2: "let them fight"
TheAwkes: Here we see a demonstration of the player/NPC shotgun effectiveness divide. You need a shotgun to kill them to be effective, but they only need a shotgun to wound you or cause bleeding to be effective at using up your resources.
TheAwkes: Were you friendly with Duty before that fight? You might not be any more.
TXC2: duduty
TheAwkes: The guy in the field and his buddies were. Those second guys are IPSF.
Anubis169: is taht a floating ammo canister?
JollyGee29: A surprising number of factions can get into Pripiat these days
TXC2: oh we finally using the double barrel pump shotty ?
Anubis169:
"DO YOU MIND!?"
ArmondoSC: youve entered the KILLBOX
Anubis169: It's a Wednesday, everybody's cranky on Wednesdays
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TheAwkes: This is a building you might want to enter with empty pockets, if I remember it well enough. There's a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll.
Anubis169: oh that's a nice touch, you only put one shell in if it's an odd number
ArmondoSC: i love that the animations are accurate
ArmondoSC: for reloading
schordash:

erloas: pellet hit the switch
Anubis169: you punched his lights in
schordash:
i thought that was someone crouching further down the hall 
schordash:

schordash:

Anubis169: lol
TXC2:
turns out full auto beat 2 barrels 
Anubis169: nice drum mag
PopeWorldbuild: Building just FULL of corpses
TXC2: Anubis169 yes, Alex was very happy with that find
Dwachak: Pizza party
Anubis169: no party better than a 'nade out party
Marvoleath:

TXC2: compression waves are good for internal organs right ?
Anubis169: are those stunners or frags?
TheAwkes: This building is the exact situation I think the Python shotgun mod is perfect for. Doesn't eat a main slot, and puts down Monolith in exo at the distances you meet them.
Anubis169: LOL
TXC2: it's all frag in this game
PopeWorldbuild: Window says niet
DigitalSeahorse:

Anubis169: |<---->| this many
Zu_o: There should be a game function included in FPS games totalling the percentage of body mass in metal bullets you absorbed throughout the playthrough. "By the end of your playthrough you got hit by 2873 bullets which would equal 82% of your body weight."
Anubis169: the hallway window must've eaten them all
Zu_o: Achievement! Metal man!
Marvoleath:

Anubis169: Fun fact, whenever you see "Killed in a compromising position" in history books, 95% of the time it means "assassinated on the loo"
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richard_ermen: 80 months of goodness and I get to watch Alex stalker around? Sweet!
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Anubis169:
thank you richard 
Anubis169: so what's the difference between medkit and scientific medkit?
Anubis169: just better?
TheAwkes: Science does rads too.
Anubis169: ahh
Zu_o: at least it's not magnetically attracted to windows like your grenades
TheAwkes: They go orange/yellow/blue; heal > More heal + bleed > more heal + bleed + rads.
TXC2: to be fair, that being the first fail makes that an incredibly reliable drum mag
A_Dub888: What up stalkers what level of Zone we at?
Anubis169: we're in the hallways of infinite factions
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 we are getting to the point of no return
Anubis169: (there must be a freakin' garrison holed up in this apartment block)
Anubis169: correct, there must 'have' been
Anubis169: *
A_Dub888:
@TXC2 But I just checked out this library book 
NorthstarTex: its an Ex-Garrison now
TXC2: a garrisoff
Anubis169: stab the health back in, that's how it works
richard_ermen: @Anubis169 Always happy ^_^
schordash:

Anubis169: good tin is good tin
TheAwkes:
By compulsively looting all from bodies. 
schordash: everyone throwing them at us
A_Dub888: @Anubis169 you're a good tin
schordash:
the true factionless 
TXC2: tin from the far off land of tinland
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I love for all the games attention to detail you can just slap a scope on and go
TheAwkes: Looks like you might have rolled a nat 1 on the respawn timer for this area.
Anubis169: these names are amazing
DigitalSeahorse:

TXC2: we're in a target rich environment
A_Dub888: @TXC2 Home of the Tin Tower...... wait, is that where Ho-oh's from!?
Anubis169: the guy outside the entrance you shot was called Fima Baldilocks
TXC2: A_Dub888 sure why not
schordash: this can't be good for our health
TXC2:
Anubis169 thanks to dyslexia, I thought you were setting up a "feel my bollocks" joke 
A_Dub888: This is The Zone, what IS?
malsareus: to balance that we're bad for other people's health
Anubis169: TXC2: I read it as 'bollocks' first off and had to scroll back through the video buffer to check
TXC2:
Anubis169 oh good 
malsareus: nice appartment though, just needs a bit of work
Genie_M: I know this building design, my aunt's live in one like that
Anubis169: Brutalist architecture ain't pretty, but it does the job
Anubis169: where's your aunt from Genie?
Genie_M: This is more factory made quick build concrete panels
malsareus: but you might need it later!
TXC2: when done right Brutalism can look very nice
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: late to the radioactive adventures :<
Genie_M: Hungary - in the 50-80s most of the new buildings were like this
Anubis169: FUCKING LOL
schordash:

ratbabyonline: rip. empty tummy.
JadedCynic: "lost to the Zone" ???
goombalax: no sausag
TXC2: Cool game
Mangledpixel: oops whoops
malsareus: starvation strikes again
schordash:

DigitalSeahorse:

TXC2: hello fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn welcome
NorthstarTex: need mo sausage
TXC2: !clips
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JadedCynic:
when even the game ITSELF doesn't know how you died 
Strebenherz: MORE SAUSAGE
Anubis169: so that's why you had the 27 tins of food
Strebenherz: GOTY no votes
Anubis169: 🙏 Please let the autosave be good
TXC2: !break
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ArmondoSC: do you think it could be a save filesize thing?
kristian_fischer: We were doing so well and then the game exploded?
ArmondoSC: this feels like the fallout save filesive glitch
vinewood_og: Time for a "break" getting bit literal
LordZarano:

malsareus: ingame break enforcement is a truly mature technology now
schordash:

Genie_M: Ooh, live coming up this weekend
Genie_M: Neat
vinewood_og: In exclusion zone, game break you.
TXC2: this song almost sounds like we made it on CDHC
A_Dub888: @vinewood_og Joke's on you, I'm already bro- and I made myself sad
Creideiki_SE: Timezone-appropriate greetingm chat. Is W+P gone from the schedule tonight?
A_Dub888: !next
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TXC2: hello Creideiki_SE and sadly yes
Creideiki_SE:

DigitalSeahorse:

TXC2: and we;re back
schordash:

TXC2: too many sausages and tin cans
schordash: full sending!
DigitalSeahorse: bear sculpture
TXC2: Heather did 41 I want to say
schordash: it feels like we're approaching, right?
TXC2: !wiki
schordash:
imma be sad when this one ends

DoodlestheGreat: Do we know who'll be doing the next PIF game?
TXC2: this is episode 32, so 9 more to match Heather
TXC2: AGAIN?!
TXC2: are we cursed?
malsareus: did the guard shot you in the back?
TheAwkes: Next option: take what's in your pockets and YOLO into the final.
Anubis169: just went back through the video buffer, nothing hit you
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malsareus: surely the rocket launcher will carry you Alex
CaptainSpam: The "you just die for no reason" anomaly.
Anubis169: ^ You can beat the threshold if only you used space jump
malsareus: right, we need to cross the threshold with iframes on
Marvoleath: No idea what got you there
Anubis169: might be worth dropping a save a couple of rooms away from the threshold
Boon_33: reticulating splines...
Strebenherz: only thing i can think of is task manager, see if there's an instance of stalker you can close but if you've already checked that i dunno
Anubis169: spooling derp engines...
Mangledpixel: atomic batteries to power...
DigitalSeahorse:

ThatStonedTroll: sup
TXC2: hello ThatStonedTroll welcome
DigitalSeahorse: teddy?
JollyGee29: You can only get out through the northwest, I think. Haven't fully explored the town myself
CaptainSpam: I like the radiation warning signs. It's so cute that they tried.
A_Dub888: @CaptainSpam you're so cute
vinewood_og: Knees like F1 breakpads
TXC2: absolutely wild that none of that path was torn up by tree roots
Strebenherz: when it rains it boars
JollyGee29: You could try it, Yaniv is under Deg's control so maybe he phoned home? I'm legitimately not sure
DigitalSeahorse:

Wolfstrike_NL: Poor lunchbreak
TXC2:
for fuck sake 
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DigitalSeahorse:

Marvoleath:

DigitalSeahorse:

Strebenherz:
400 F, thank you for the stalker though
JadedCynic:
the C-Consciousness be bringing down the universe to stop your progress 
Anubis169:
Thank you 
TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
DigitalSeahorse:

Ashmantle:

ArmondoSC:

Anubis169: !schedule
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Hex Effects) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (3:58 from now).
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
vinewood_og: Good luck. Thanks everyone!
DigitalSeahorse:
short nap tiem
TheAinMAP:

LordZarano:
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 is Platinum rated on ProtonDB, so clearly the only solution is to install Arch Linux 
Anubis169: ^
Anubis169: many thanks dude!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Anubis169: !patreon
JadedCynic: good luck!
Anubis169: !alex
JadedCynic:
ciao all 
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !contact
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LordZarano: (TBF most of the reports on ProtonDB say "It's just as buggy as it is on windows" so...)
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
jessicaengle: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Hex Effects) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (3:53 from now).
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accountmadeforants:
Aw, I'm late for Skif's Eventful Stroll and W+P disappeared from the schedule 
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