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Juliamon: lrrSIG
cheshire_creeper: Magic, you say...?
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innerbeard: what is lrr doing today? surely not Magic
Juliamon: ?
ExhaustedElox: I understand there may be some Magic happening in this stream?
Diabore: uh wat
innerbeard: (the go live message was just Magic! over and over)
indiangrunt91: it’s the Alex line from Magic! right?
Juliamon: I was reacting to a weird background audio
BraveOthello: Magic magic magic Magic. Magic magic? MAGIC!
LoadingReadyRun: That was just me clicking a link by mistake. Auto played a different stream.
LoadingReadyRun: It was actually Voxy.
ExhaustedElox: I think someone had the mic on
innerbeard: that’s okay, we love Voxy
ExhaustedElox: Oh, there we go.
Juliamon: imagine if James had Voxy's voice
Flyingdelorion: Voxy is cool, no worries!
BraveOthello: Fun fact, if your sub expired, it plays all the pre rolls before allowing you to sub
BraveOthello: All SEVEN of the
innerbeard: yep on 4 right now haha
A_nearby_Tr3e: @braveothello that’s rough
MDHWrites: @braveothello this is what pushed me to eventually get Twitch Turno because I spend too much time on this website
LoadingReadyRun: Just so folks know, 7 ads is a choice we make at the start of a stream. If we run 3 minutes of ads it gets rid of prerolls for an hour. So we do it turning the countdown :)
innerbeard: not complaining at all, it’s good policy
themercenary1987: Hey its the CHAMP!
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
kristian_fischer: It's retired Magic The Gathering Champion James Turner!
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Gadora: Hello! illHi
CaptainSpam: Hello.
underhill33: Hello
cheshire_creeper: J...James? You don't play magic????????
constablecrab: You gotta work on your Paul impression.
GrassyDino: Everyone get their switch 2 pre-orders today?
QuickHand98: Oh, hey. Didn't see you there
Diabore: almost ppr time again, you excited james?
innerbeard: James has been errata’d to have myriad
CaptainSpam: Flawless!
djalternative: Ben Wheeler
DideRobot: LRR: Today on LRRMTG we're gonna play The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered... PYSCH! Obviously we're gonna play Magic: The Gathering a game by Richard Garfield. Can you imagine? Oblivion? In what world?! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114394958315533539
Spades_Slicc: Why would anyone pre order the switch 2?
Diabore: same for best buy, said it was good but no confirmation email
djalternative: I’ve yet to have the time to preorder
undecided44: Nope, but i did pre-order the happy plants lego. Shipping June 1.
AkromaTirel: Why would anyone want to play with a lever switch?
Flyingdelorion: I love others!
djalternative: The Time Being? What did they do?
themercenary1987: So not watching the Draft? Or the Stanly cup Playoffs?
KingOfDoma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 139 months!
KingOfDoma: 139, feelin' fine
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kumatsu: an entire ass-cube?
themercenary1987: Bingo
djalternative: you’re making an Ass typal cube?
AkromaTirel: Who's in the Stanley this year?
EvilBadman: James is only here for Sports Standard
themercenary1987: Hoping my Knights beats the Wild tonight
AkromaTirel: Eww Vegas
themercenary1987: Yeah, I'm a monster
ShaneLeeAtk: That is where the #DonkeyBits are going
AkromaTirel: I got stuck in Vegas Monday due to that wreck
Mangledpixel: bark yoob?
Spades_Slicc: Your cube is gonna be capable of practicing law in british columbia?
constablecrab: Is the outdoors version a barbecube?
ShaneLeeAtk: The Ass-Cube
djalternative: wait. there’s a limbo un-card, right? you need to include it
AkromaTirel: Ended up at a local mtg shop for about 7 hours
themercenary1987: Thats awesome! kinda like a Battlebox?
squircle709: Thrilled to catch a livestream finally! :)
themercenary1987: @AkromaTirel Sounds like a good night!
tsp397: Clean Board State Turner
EvilBadman: Here's the cube, if James was following through on Angel's rec: https://moxfield.com/decks/UAztJwzsz02whMpVSvAeVA
AkromaTirel: @themercenary1987 I got home 22 hours after I left
kumatsu: obviously it needs that Unstable card that you gotta put on the table, mixes very well with bartops
TheOrigamiGamer: Will you bring the cube to a MagicCon?
kumatsu: put your head on the table*
themercenary1987: @AkromaTirel Ahh, maybe not so good then, my sympathies
EvilBadman: (I may also being building it cause I have boxes of chaff and like 90% of it)
Bruceski: support local when you can, makes sense
kumatsu: theoretically staffing goes out today for Vegas so I can find out if I'm working the event or paying to be at it
AkromaTirel: Could be worse. It was suggested I turn around and try again Tuesday. I'm 3.5 hours from Vegas.
BlueFingers5 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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Diabore: whats the second premier draft?
NornsFelidar: I've just got home back from a draft at lgs
Brozard: Lying on an ice pack 👎
AkromaTirel: I've driven over 1000 miles in 3 days. Just peachy
Spades_Slicc: You have infinite wildcards you can make a 60 card deck
DAC169: you could make one. it could even be mono-red
constablecrab: Play Oblivion. We won’t tell.
Deejay_Beef: Heyo!
Diabore: you can play in 3rd person
innerbeard: you can play in 3rd
Riiiiiiis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
Riiiiiiis: Hi James
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AkromaTirel: I coulddd play arena brawl in about 20 minutes
happyrailgun: Yeah, it's dated af
djalternative: what about a 2nd person fantasy game?
Spades_Slicc: Is Arena a first person card playing game?
Deejay_Beef: Im not a big fan of elderscrolls either lol, always have found them boring
Flyingdelorion: @djalternative Like Faxanadu?
NornsFelidar: how are you all alone there James?
lamina5432: do you have game pass?
astrosmasher: id buy it if it were 69.69, but 66.99 isnt a nice price
DAC169: aipMoney money well spent aipDerp
kumatsu: All alone on James'mas
KingOfDoma: Do a Play it Forward so you can write off the cost
happyrailgun: You could try out Claire Obscur instead, seems the far better game anyway
NornsFelidar: Wow that's a lot of pressure
Spades_Slicc: Did James get Home Aloned?
constablecrab: We got a Home Alone situation.
djalternative: that means mono-red, right?
Harvest25: I can relate
Deejay_Beef: Excited for the magicon vegas event! I have already signed up even though I have no clue what to expect lol
Spades_Slicc: @constablecrab drift compat
korvys: Mono black it is then
mtvcdm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
mtvcdm: number go up
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Wiliart: Mono green?
themercenary1987: Looking forward to that next Punch-A-Chunk Championship
Trahas: Mono-Brown, all artifact
DAC169: mono-red went 0-3
Spades_Slicc: 5c good stuff
AkromaTirel: It could be worse, you could start a satisfactory world. Usually, regular game play is measured in hundreds of hours per world
NornsFelidar: five colored dragons and storms is a thing in this draft environment
Bruceski: But "write it off" is a magical word that means things are free, right?
constablecrab: My impression of this format is you just play all the removal and your opponent concedes.
AkromaTirel: 1.1 is out on satisfactory
themercenary1987: Could Randomly spin a clan and draft that clan
mtvcdm: LRRBot, give James a concept
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #734: "I'm looking forward to drafting more MGS5 tonight." —Graham [2015-09-24]
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote talk
LRRbot: Quote #8621: "I've talked enough." —Ian [2023-08-13]
DAC169: @themercenary1987 could randomly spin a clan and play that Sealed
JKBalch: We have one podcast already, why not another?
korvys: I feel like this is Let's Nope gimmick infringement
themercenary1987: @DAC169 Perfect!
innerbeard: I came to watch lrr with magic as a pretext
Wiliart: We don't talk, you talk, we type.
Spades_Slicc: Can we talk about the lore insanity from Dragonstorm?
lamina5432: you talk most punch a chunks.
macbody2: said with a smile . . . .
themercenary1987: So, What do you wanna talk about?
Harvest25: You only get half the time
Mangledpixel: !holes
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
innerbeard: it was a very enjoyable bad movie
Diabore: yup, tuesday deals
JKBalch: Nice deal
constablecrab: nice
Harvest25: Nice
lamina5432: good deal these days.
innerbeard: do you have drive ins in Canada?
constablecrab: That’s like one popcorn.
ArtOfStuttering: That's a steal.
themercenary1987: Thats 17.32 Pound sterling
Diabore: 48?
BusTed: NotLikeThis
djalternative subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
djalternative: I just did a one-day movie with a bunch of the crew from the Chicago shows, and it finally feels like I actually work in this business
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themercenary1987: Thats 27.06 Pound sterling!
BusTed: What does that include?
JKBalch: Well, now you know.
BusTed: just tickets??
Diabore: @BusTed a movie
mtvcdm: Yeah this is part of why I don't go see many theater movies anymore
macbody2: did you catch the mumbo cameo....
Harvest25: My 12 year old thought MineCraft was not appropriate. With the sexy and swearing
BusTed: Wild
Diabore: yeah i pretty much only make the trek for marvel because im still a shill
Trahas: he says hell in the lava chicken song
Diabore: did they say crap?
Bruceski: Thunderbolts is the first movie I've felt hype for in quite a while. Still probably gonna wait until prices drop. Last movie I made a point of catching right away was Oppenheimer.
constablecrab: Those villagers cuss up a storm.
Diabore: there it is
korvys: Did anyone fall in a hole?
Spades_Slicc: Crap is a 12 year old cuss
Harvest25: A bunch of "fricks"
AkromaTirel: Just imagine Samuel L Jackson in the MC movie...
kumatsu: I think the next movie I bother going to theaters for is the new Wes Anderson
korvys: going to see Sinners this weekend, I hear very good things (probably not as child friendly as Minecraft, though)
Diabore: cap 4 was totally fine
EvilBadman: I actively suffer being up early and do matinees, since the theater I like they're like $15USD
themercenary1987: Does feel like they might be realising that actually we can handle darker stories in our marvel movies
Diabore: yeah matt has been raving about iut
DoomBringerIL: Sentry inco ing to MCU
DoomBringerIL: incoming*
constablecrab: Caught up on Andor yet?
themercenary1987: Can't wait for the Wes Anderson/LRR crossover, seeing as you proved you can do it just as well!
constablecrab: I won’t spoil anything, but the cinematography is phenomenal.
Wiliart: Punch a hole?
Bruceski: Wes Anderson starts making Crapshots
LurkerSpine: Let's go Stars!
korvys: New Naked Gun this year, in Friday Nights Parody Episode related news
Harvest25: Go Jets Go
CaptainSpam: Honestly, I just want Wes Anderson to see The Deckmaster Game just to get his reaction.
themercenary1987: What Would a Punch-A-Chunk deck look like?
LurkerSpine: @themercenary1987 wouldn't it just be land destruction?
Spades_Slicc: Okay now draft a no red deck and go 7 0
djalternative: Mono-Green's next on the list then
happyrailgun: Nice land selection though
Diabore: not a chance
themercenary1987: Didn't run here
chrono2x subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 127 months!
chrono2x: Will only be able to catch Live on VOD, so might as well share the sub now.
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themercenary1987: ooof
chrono2x: ouch
Diabore: i cant remember the last time i did one of those win a box's, or even an open
macbody2: sealed could be cool ... tho ....
Jethrain: like kenji keeps saying, those events are just designed to set piles of gems on fire
themercenary1987: Its why i'm starting to play 15-16 lands in my sealed decks. I'd rather mana starve than mana flood
Bruceski: Last draft I did first game I drew no lands. Second game I drew only lands. Third game they just counterspelled/bounced everything I played. Sometimes it just be like that.
Diabore: sometimes magic gonna magic
dolphgrim: The only 7 wins I've had in drafts in Tarkir, I played 15 lands in both. 🤷‍♂️
Diabore: what did the kitchen do?
ghizmou: you re ripping apart your kitchen? what are you cooking?
djalternative: You're ripping apart your kitchen and bringing it to the moonbase for them to use as a set on Live, right?
astrosmasher: my kitchen next?
NornsFelidar: kitchen euthanasia
WizardDanceParty: Oh no, i'm more than 30 years old, is it time for a new me?
Diabore: we could sealed?
korvys: You Logan's Run'd your kitchen?
AkromaTirel: Imagine playing you on brawl with my bristly bill deck. Maybe I could do 1 billion damage....
Diabore: because its a really low priority
chrono2x: @WizardDanceParty I have bad news, you are already a new you. That just happens.
astrosmasher: is the kitchen thing for the new LRR home improvement show?
themercenary1987: Skirmish Rhino!
dolphgrim: Mardu
themercenary1987: HELL YEAH!
Spades_Slicc: Remember the wisdom of Friday Nights Alex: "just because a deck has cards that aren't red doesn't mean it's not Mono-Red!"
NornsFelidar: war effort marduuuu
astrosmasher: rhino or exhale i think
PhuzNutz: Snek is dope
Spades_Slicc: War Effort's pretty good
themercenary1987: Abzan Burn time
chrono2x: @Spades_Slicc Time for 5-color mono-red?
Diabore: there are 2 exhales even
Spades_Slicc: 5-c Mono-R!!!
Flyingdelorion: Love the Rhino's art as well
djalternative: a flyno?
PhuzNutz: Ope, not the copy effect Snek I thought, but still a good Snek.
themercenary1987: Oooh tat 3/4 dragon
AkromaTirel: I'm waiting for Doran to be on arena. Remake my IRL Junk commander deck
djalternative: sniper is amazing
Spades_Slicc: I love how the Abzan's armor has a funny little face on the belly
macbody2: sniper is op
Diabore: sniper helps with all the 5 colour dragons people are drafting now
NornsFelidar: maneuvers will come
themercenary1987: Booom... headshot
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AkromaTirel: I see now. Later y'all
themercenary1987: Take the ramp?
Diabore: we could try a shrieker splash?
astrosmasher: thats good in sultai
tsp397: Attuned Hunter is good in Sultai
LurkerSpine: hunter, worthy cost, or the ramp
Spades_Slicc: I'd take worthy cost
dolphgrim: Ramp
Drexciya808: ramper’s routine
garble86: Buff?
Diabore: dragons prey Imo?
dolphgrim: Cost will wheel 😎
Wiliart: dragon's prey is solid removal
Drexciya808: lifer
themercenary1987: Monke
Spades_Slicc: The only thing I've learned about this format is that having more removal than your opponent has creatures means you win
Diabore: double rhino!
Spades_Slicc: Abfab dev
dolphgrim: Devotee
Drexciya808: abzan rhinos just feels good man
Diabore: id take the palace tbh, good for slashes
themercenary1987: Veil seems dece
garble86: Look double bb dragon?
Diabore: splashe*
dolphgrim: Devotee just keeps coming back
PhuzNutz: @Spades_Slicc That's mostly just Limited play in general though, innit?
Diabore: id snap that land yeah
themercenary1987: The 44 endure 3 please
dolphgrim: Land
garble86: He must whip it
Diabore: if you have the bw siege its great
themercenary1987: Thats amazing
Drexciya808: @garble86 devo-teed up
Brozard: 7/7 Reach is great
dolphgrim: Da land calls to you
themercenary1987: a 77 or a 44 and 33
Drexciya808: give him the earth
KingOfDoma: If you want to show your love for Mark Mothersbaugh, you wear a Devotee
dolphgrim: You're playing the counters deck, fwiw
sporkraptor: leo pard
themercenary1987: Yeah, good for some of the crazy enchantos
garble86: La la looking for my leopard...
dolphgrim: I'm with ya. 😁
astrosmasher: the 4/2 is mosly just a 4/2 you can cast twice
djalternative: leopardon?
Spades_Slicc: snek
sporkraptor: leo pardation
themercenary1987: 1 mana 2/1?
dolphgrim: Lifelink is nice
Bruceski: yeah, the "three different types of counters" is really tricky to rely on in Limited. Even when you're into counters, it's almost all +1/+1
Diabore: people are lower on snake than at the start of the format
dolphgrim: Yeah da veil. 😎🐍
themercenary1987: HELL YEAH!
Brozard: Wow
astrosmasher: oh yeah, that
dolphgrim: Yussss
Spades_Slicc: but what about the land?
garble86: That envoy is swole. Name sounds like a 1/1
themercenary1987: That ABZAN PEOPLES!
Wiliart: Now some endure and you're golden.
dolphgrim: If only felothar was DOG
Diabore: @Bruceski its not too hard to get counters, and it also fulfills one if you return it (finality)
themercenary1987: @dolphgrim Or Rhino1
garble86: That felothar is absurd.
Diabore: its fine
dolphgrim: @themercenary1987 oh das true 🦏
NornsFelidar: it's okay
Diabore: high risk high reward
Spades_Slicc: It's a 2025 rare it's fine at worst
themercenary1987: The reach and endure again?
djalternative: it's similar to skyclave aparition
garble86: That's a lotta words...
Spades_Slicc: swqord on rhino
themercenary1987: Need things to sac to Felothar
Diabore: i like pummeler
Spades_Slicc: give rhino sword for have good time
dolphgrim: The pummeler
garble86: Pamela the pummeler
dolphgrim: More counters
Diabore: ooh sagu
garble86: Dargen?
lirazel64: Hello!
Wiliart: wildling for fixing?
Diabore: sagu or land imo
dolphgrim: Land imo
astrosmasher: either wild/wilds card
GhostValv: getting da gu
themercenary1987: Yes merchant goes great with felotahr
Diabore: yup, not terrible in abzan
dolphgrim: Land
themercenary1987: NAh you right ignore me. LAND!
dolphgrim: Take eeet
Diabore: land needs double white to activate
Diabore: (it and another white)
themercenary1987: MErchant
djalternative: turtle store!
MikeV1976: Packbeast or Devotee
dolphgrim: Beast gets those cards
Diabore: devotee for fixing
Brozard: mercit
themercenary1987: Merchant was awesome when i ran it with felothar
dolphgrim: Land 😭
KingOfDoma: Rhino!
themercenary1987: Aparently James is The Abzan Khan
djalternative: 3rd rhino!
happyrailgun: Now we take every duel land
NotAFireDemon: Hell yeah brother
Diabore: jesus its pack 2
djalternative: we're building a constructed deck here
garble86: Rhepublican in Name Only...
SonofThoth: Camel is apparently the best white common
Brozard: Middle dude
BloodnBullets: Ive heard good things about pack beast. Apparently quite easy to cast cheap.
Brozard: Earthcarver
themercenary1987: Endure 3 reach
Diabore: 2 drop
themercenary1987: Drago
Brozard: lol oh no
dolphgrim: Dragon then lox
Gaz_L: fancy dagron
Diabore: dargon or exhale
themercenary1987: BAttle priest?
astrosmasher: you got a really good card, just not where y ou wanted it to be located in the pack
Spades_Slicc: Mistrise village is in fact a really good card . . . in some other deck
garble86: That negotiation image is unsettling
djalternative: Rock the Dragon
Gaz_L: come on Elspeth
LurkerSpine: you didn't specify on color
Trahas: what about the Dob?
dolphgrim: We need more removal 😅
astrosmasher: betorrrrrrr
themercenary1987: HAHAHAHAHA
Diabore: how about second felo
Gaz_L: close enough!
GhostValv: neat
Brozard: holy moly
themercenary1987: JAMES!
garble86: I'm having Discworld Video game cut scene flashbacks...
astrosmasher: at this point it might be lands over anything
manfred909: lrrLUL
djalternative: close enough
Diabore: i pray for monument wheel
BusTed: seems good
TheAwkes: Getting rewarded this well on pack 3 is still pretty special.
Diabore: we need land now
shea_wolfe: land?
MikeV1976: Land
NotAFireDemon: Playing monopoly abazan 3 drops I see
themercenary1987: Yeah/
lirazel64: Land
Spades_Slicc: dragonstorm?
themercenary1987: Any recursion /
Brozard: Dragon tho
astrosmasher: we have 6 3 color 3 drops haha
MikeV1976: we want Rhinos on curve
happyrailgun: Land definitely.. and hopefully some more after that
Brozard: but what if you had 2
dolphgrim: Lands and removal from here
BloodnBullets: Dragon wheels
Diabore: WAT
Spades_Slicc: Oh hey a sick mythic
Diabore: splash jeskai!
garble86: Do they still make orbs?
themercenary1987: Yeah
dolphgrim: Heritage
keyboardmage: need more 2 drops so yes
MikeV1976: Land
dolphgrim: Land
themercenary1987: Land
Diabore: eat your land veggies
dolphgrim: Envoy
MikeV1976: Sentinel for bad fixing?
garble86: He did the Canadian eh thing. So cute. Can we keep him?
Gaz_L: Jeskai seems to have been v open, has it been deemed Bad?
Diabore: i mean, nother dragon
dolphgrim: Heritage gets rid of enchants
themercenary1987: Big Dargo
dolphgrim: Wilds
themercenary1987: Wilds
Diabore: doesnt fix white, wilds
BloodnBullets: Theres a lot to exile from graveyards.
dolphgrim: Draw
themercenary1987: The Tapper?
astrosmasher: gems
MikeV1976: card draw
RayFK: Card draw
Spades_Slicc: Can you handle the truth?
RayFK: If no card draw, game over
dolphgrim: Dragon
themercenary1987: Take the tac
WiJohn: Deathgeorge?
Gaz_L: but if too much card draw also game over
dolphgrim: Victor=playable 😎
djalternative: Wait. There's someone else around? I thought James was alone in the office.
Spades_Slicc: Cut one basic
themercenary1987: Do we though?
dolphgrim: @gaz_l we do not speak of this kind losing 😉
themercenary1987: Take our the priest
Spades_Slicc: 1 swamp
astrosmasher: nestguard for sure
garble86: Just draw the nute?
dolphgrim: 16 lands max
MikeV1976: Nestguard and Fortress Kin-Guard
themercenary1987: 16
Diabore: priest, kin-guard, nestguard imo
Brozard: Ditch one (1) Rhino?
dolphgrim: I've been playing 15...
themercenary1987: Priest
Diabore: severance
Spades_Slicc: Severance Priest?
keyboardmage: dragons pray
Spades_Slicc: It requires that OP has good cards
themercenary1987: No, gona give them a thing when they kill it
keyboardmage: Kappa
ghizmou: I've loved it to snipe rares out of my opponents hands
dolphgrim: Priest isn't that good
WiJohn: Priest ain't great
Brozard: Priest does replace itself, but if your opponent has no cards...
keyboardmage: nightblade i mean xd
garble86: The wall?
Spades_Slicc: rhino
MikeV1976: Cut our splash white 2 drop
Diabore: kin guard, not enough white fixing
RayFK: Priest is also a MAY effect y'all. You can run it as a 3/3 Deathtouch for 3
RayFK: You can look at their hand and choose not to
themercenary1987: Devotee/
astrosmasher: nestguard
dolphgrim: Add the exhale
MikeV1976: Kin-guard on T6 is too low impact
dolphgrim: Oh whoops.
Brozard: Nestguard
Gaz_L: 3/3 deathtouch and maybe some hand attack seems fine
Spades_Slicc: deathgeorger
RayFK: Cut the Earthcarver
EJGRgunner: I'd cut tthe envoy
themercenary1987: Deathgorger?
astrosmasher: gotta pay to attack with nestguard right?
Rogue_07: I would keep Priest, cut Nestguard
RayFK: Oh, I meant th OTHER Earthcarver
Gaz_L: run 41
LurkerSpine: I'd cut the insect
Rogue_07: And then I agree with RayFK to cut the 6 drop
LurkerSpine: the 4/4 defender
themercenary1987: Very Good
Spades_Slicc: Earthcarver good, kill death george
djalternative: yeah. that's a 7/7. reach. it's great
macbody2: 6 mana
Gaz_L: 3 6 drops might be too many tho
themercenary1987: Deathgorger ?
Rogue_07: Yeah, but I think we'd rather have either dragon
Gaz_L: death george has an omen which is nice
garble86: Jeff gorger?
Rogue_07: Honestly, cutting a Felothar might be the right play
RayFK: I think you cut a 6 drop, and do your best to get the 4 mana card draw spell back in
themercenary1987: Lepoard?
Rogue_07: Since drawing her with the first one on the board honks
pn55: We've got THREE rhinos. How can we lose?!
Cyberegg: I still think you just cut a rhino
dolphgrim: 1 rhino 😋
MikeV1976: can cut Envoy
themercenary1987: Sagu?
dolphgrim: 1 rhino with incredible regret?
keyboardmage: feral?
Spades_Slicc: Run 41?
dolphgrim: 🦏😭🦏😭🦏
RayFK: Earthcarver
DAC169: cut lands aipDerp
garble86: I swear the card #'s go up
themercenary1987: Wilding
Spades_Slicc: Merchant
dolphgrim: Merchant
ghizmou: the other earthcarver?
themercenary1987: Merchant sacs to felothar
MikeV1976: Fortress Kin Guard, very little chance to cast on 2, then we have better things to play
couchboyj: Merchant is bad, yeah
RayFK: Wow alright
themercenary1987: Its a human James
GhostValv: D:
GhostValv: rude
Diabore: i still think we cut kin guard, it makes our mana so much better
djalternative: I will not hear you out
pn55: lrrWOW Cancelled
Spades_Slicc: Okay shredder
djalternative: boo this man
BloodnBullets: How does it feel to be do wrongm
RayFK: Guess you're not meeting our turtle now
RayFK: Dick
garble86: But he's reputable? Not like that ea nasir dude...
bennybartez: not sure you need two felothar - legendary rule and is its effect good enough - are you going wide? Sorry to jump straight in btw. :)
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: no, no, those are "gold" cards, not white Kappa
BloodnBullets: @rayfk you have a turtle?! What kind?
BusTed: 🐢
themercenary1987: That is us playing magic!
dolphgrim: Good luck! 😁
garble86: Tortoise surely? Turtles live in oceans...
djalternative: well now Jordan has to run out and buy a turtle
Gaz_L: it seems you'll never know
dolphgrim: #ball
Spades_Slicc: Perfect mana
control_rig: The Natural
themercenary1987: HA. Meow
themercenary1987: Boom!
Rogue_07: Tron unlocked
garble86: Not cool
dolphgrim: Mobilize
BloodnBullets: @garble86 turtles also live in rivers, they are amphibious and awesome and i had some for a long time.
themercenary1987: Yeah mobilize ready for felothar
Spades_Slicc: Blade this turn sac the token post combat next turn to felothar
garble86: Those are terrapins not turtles
DAC169: it always has deathtouch
Gaz_L: yeah, seems fine
dolphgrim: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: Yeah pay 2 life bin 2 lands draw 2 lands
themercenary1987: Nah all good
dolphgrim: We have a plan. 😎
control_rig: Greetings, Fellow Thars
garble86: Let's go Pamela
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themercenary1987: Neat
themercenary1987: Heratige for cat?
MikeV1976: Pummeler pre-combat
Spades_Slicc: pummeler and sac token on attacks?
MikeV1976: swing and sac token
DMGlol: think you just gotta keep on SMOrc 'ing
dolphgrim: You're good to attack
Gaz_L: ok, we can stack the Felothar trigger to let us sac the token, right? or am i wrong about that?
garble86: Yay pamela
Land_Manatee: this is a sick flunge
Gaz_L: yay!
control_rig: Sick!
themercenary1987: Felothar is Nutty
dolphgrim: We go uppies
Wonderdoc: til thats not a plummet
garble86: It's a Wendy's
themercenary1987: Kill the dargon/
dolphgrim: Oh dear
Rogue_07: Ah, the on-board trick
quatoria: that seemed premature
themercenary1987: I mean they're dead right?
quatoria: shoulda chipped you down some before pulling that on you to end it
Rogue_07: Use the Pummeler's ability
korvys: !card Sagu Pummeler
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Rogue_07: It gives Reach
MikeV1976: Play Stormsinger, swing, sac Singer
Harvest25: Simply just kill OP
dolphgrim: Kill em
Land_Manatee: Does storm singer give you life?
Diabore: we're winning the race arent we?
Rogue_07: A 5/7 deathtouch reach seems a good blocker lol
Gaz_L: or player removal yeah
dolphgrim: Pummeler+trample on felothar
Spades_Slicc: I think you're at 3? if flunge
LurkerSpine: do the sagu coutners get you there?
DMGlol: trample with the ping should do it yea
Spades_Slicc: Now you can renew to have a good dargon blocker and still make them lose board to survive
themercenary1987: Yeah
control_rig: I think you win there, the ping will finish them
Land_Manatee: Yeah, they won't have creatures left.
Cyberegg: If you dont win you take out their whole board
Spades_Slicc: or trompomple
dolphgrim: Oh myyy
Land_Manatee: just dead baby
TheWooglie: waywar19Clap
Gaz_L: o7
bennybartez: gg
themercenary1987: Felothar eats another
quatoria: bloodberryLfg
control_rig: gg!
pn55: seabatClap
dolphgrim: Good work, everyone! 😁😁😁
Rogue_07: So we had it without the pummeler
Spades_Slicc: They didn't even get to see the rhinos
Rogue_07: Good to know
garble86: He ded
Gaz_L: cheevo!
Rogue_07: Valid
garble86: But Pamela is still a good gjrl
control_rig: Hey hey woah let's not diss the Rhinos
themercenary1987: Why Rhino when Felothar
shushu2539: bravo, that mono red deck is great. Oh, right..
GhostValv: bwebwebwe bweh~
themercenary1987: RHINO AND THAR!
Spades_Slicc: Yannno, Felothar is a kind of rhino
BusTed: tqsSmug
Land_Manatee: It's like he's in the room with us
Lord_Hosk: No green
control_rig: Tsssss
themercenary1987: No cracked if green
Land_Manatee: Do it
control_rig: Oh no
Spades_Slicc: You're up a game it's fine
korvys: Come on, curse
Rogue_07: We have removal
Lord_Hosk: Opponent has green
control_rig: James why
themercenary1987: I TOLD YOU!
DMGlol: probably
korvys: No
KringusWringus: murder!
QuickHand98: No
korvys: Not yet
LurkerSpine: probably
dolphgrim: No
tsp397: No
Rogue_07: not yet
themercenary1987: NAh
Lord_Hosk: Kill it
Gaz_L: i will say i still find the commander deck Felothar art very silly. it looks like she's too smol for chair
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what else are you doing
Land_Manatee: sure
Rogue_07: Hold the baby....
ghizmou: it s always gonna trade for a card
garble86: That plains is so pretty tho
MikeV1976: Yes, otherwise it trades for Rhino or Felothar
BusTed: rayfkWelp
garble86: Oop
LurkerSpine: ICQ up in here
themercenary1987: Next draw our forest next
quatoria: 16 lands max, huh
DAC169: no forests game tbleacBlank
TheWooglie: waywar19RIP
KringusWringus: I guess there are bigger problems than deciding whether its good or bad
korvys: Snakeskin?
Land_Manatee: snakeskin would be very sad here
KringusWringus: haha
Land_Manatee: hmmm
dolphgrim: That's good
MikeV1976: Priest first?
control_rig: Skrino?
dolphgrim: Using a snakeskin on that is a win
Rogue_07: Ben!
MikeV1976: steal their removal with Priest
themercenary1987: Rhiono!
garble86: Ahhh a giant
Spades_Slicc: Does anyone else think that Arena is very awkward in which things it auto forwards through and which it doesn't?
sporkraptor: are ya winning son?
dolphgrim: HI BEN
Rogue_07: Loved you on EDHijinks today!
DMGlol: probably just rip the removal
control_rig: Knockout
MikeV1976: Knockout
Land_Manatee: The removal?
LurkerSpine: knockout
KringusWringus: Knockout!
Lord_Hosk: manuver
djalternative: take out the removal?
control_rig: It's removal
DAC169: remove their removal?
djalternative: also hi ben
DAC169: hi Ben!! kitybeAww
dolphgrim: And we're here, too! 😮
themercenary1987: RHINO!
MikeV1976: Rhino
control_rig: Bye Ben lrrBEN
Spades_Slicc: make them trade something then envoy
KringusWringus: yeah just play duders
djalternative: I vote for using your mana
dolphgrim: That rhino bites!
themercenary1987: Envoy?
MikeV1976: Envoy, we need to start trading
Rogue_07: Envoy so next turn we have Felothar with Veil up
Gaz_L: what does the utility land do again?
garble86: Who's a good boy?
Spades_Slicc: mobilize 2
Rogue_07: Mobilize 2, functionally
KringusWringus: oof
Gaz_L: neat, makes fuel for Felothar i guess
Spades_Slicc: Well it's a tap ability so it costs 4
themercenary1987: Trade the rhino?
brainbosh: They keep the counters right
MikeV1976: def trade, offer Rhino and 5/4, keep deathtouch for their 5 drop
Land_Manatee: No, that's the other GB uncommon
singinnonsense: no that's another card
brainbosh: Oh, wrong creature
DAC169: different creature
themercenary1987: Neat
DAC169: that's the "+1 counter" creature
Spades_Slicc: Sniper battle
garble86: When did menace become sexy again.
themercenary1987: Card draw@
MikeV1976: cycle Reclamation on their turn
Spades_Slicc: @garble86 When was it not sexy?
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themercenary1987: Flying threat aint bad
KringusWringus: a dragon seems useful to block their menace with rhino
garble86: Bye jeff
themercenary1987: You could veil it?
Spades_Slicc: what if you thinned your deck (definitely a real thing)
themercenary1987: Oh viel doesn't giive indest. My bad
LurkerSpine: veil doesn't stop deathtouch?
djalternative: veil doesn't give indestructable
themercenary1987: oof
dolphgrim: They'll never expect a green creature to have FLYING
DAC169: THAT is the "keep counters" creature
Gaz_L: technically not thinning deck with omen as you still have the same number in library after
Land_Manatee: this is rough
garble86: Thinning dick is for dead turns?
themercenary1987: Oof...
KringusWringus: rough
themercenary1987: But we did the thin round 1 so that was cool!
djalternative: okay. off to writer's group. bye chat
MikeV1976: that death touch holding them off
shushu2539: hm..you were drawing good cards until Ben arrived
themercenary1987: CMON!
Dog_of_Myth: Deck please
Gaz_L: that's like drawing 2 lands at least!
themercenary1987: Almost at our felothar
dolphgrim: Told ya 15 lands 😉
themercenary1987: Ok starting to come back
Land_Manatee: They should really have traded deathtouchers a couple turns ago.
MikeV1976: they should have put the 7 counter on the silly 1/1, then traded that
KringusWringus: got any uhhh boardwipes
Dog_of_Myth: Oof and doofa
Land_Manatee: Please opponent, just kill us!
Spades_Slicc: Hey abzan's pretty cool huh
KringusWringus: Finally, land
themercenary1987: Oh well now its just comedy!
Spades_Slicc: cast it again
Gaz_L: and then harmonise it
Wonderdoc: establish dominance through harmony
themercenary1987: For the love of... SWING OPPONENT
Gaz_L: surely with so much mana we're holding up Hoof
Wonderdoc: i haver never seen an opponent as scared as this one
DMGlol: they just picked up every good abzan card lol
QuickHand98: Just insane card quality on their side, fwiw
Land_Manatee: They were so scared of that hidden swamp
themercenary1987: FOR THE LOVE OF...
Gaz_L: but they still had all these
TheWooglie: maybe they had dailies
shushu2539: remove 10 or 15 lands and try again
korvys: You have a million achievements to get as well
Land_Manatee: They should do their dailies faster then
Spades_Slicc: and play lands
Spades_Slicc: You're good at playing lands
Rogue_07: That's a keep, yeah
Land_Manatee: Trust
quatoria: the mana's good enough
quatoria: you've got an opening
Dog_of_Myth: I believe
Gaz_L: heart of the cards
korvys: Impecable logic
Rogue_07: 2 plays and a plains makes it cracked
MikeV1976: we have a 2 and 3 mana play, 3 drop even sets up Felothr
LurkerSpine: you got a 2 and a 3
Land_Manatee: Got 4 turns to get a plains
pn55: Got a surveil 1 in there as well
dolphgrim: Looks good
MikeV1976: get the Plains
TheWooglie: you didn't play swamp
MikeV1976: Nightblade into Felothar is so strong
LurkerSpine: has to be brigade, didn't play swamp
MikeV1976: swamp and 3 drop?
Rogue_07: Honestly, I think this is actually the right line
Rogue_07: Getting more lands is good
dolphgrim: Is all good!
Rogue_07: Brigade
MikeV1976: Brigade to set up sac next turn?
Rogue_07: Felothar or Dargon next
Land_Manatee: Really Beeg Dragon is valid
MikeV1976: they will probably keep a 1/2 back and eat our token anyway
ghizmou: oh no
Gaz_L: eep
MikeV1976: Big Dragon helps a lot
LurkerSpine: beat in air maybe?
Gaz_L: we do have enchantment removal
Diabore: looks good
MikeV1976: 5 toughness on both is nice
quatoria: i'd put it on air
Land_Manatee: why?
MikeV1976: out of range of Molten Exhale
BloodnBullets: 5 toughness is significant.
quatoria: ah, good point
Diabore: i like clicking the horsies
Diabore: oh god\
DMGlol: probably an exhale
DAC169: combat trick
Spades_Slicc: red creature that do 6 damage
Diabore: i think we do
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dolphgrim: Yes
Diabore: i think we lead envoy to draw again
Spades_Slicc: brigade swing sac token?
Land_Manatee: Is that the draw dog?
brainbosh: Envoy to hopefully draw a land?
LurkerSpine: can't
StinkyTommy: can't
Diabore: 1 black
Spades_Slicc: Only 1 B
MikeV1976: Envoy and hope to draw land?
DAC169: only 1 black mana
mox_cubit_zirconium: Envoy, draw land or enchantment kill
Flyingdelorion: only 1 black
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LurkerSpine: yep
brainbosh: perfect draw no notes
pn55: Nice
Spades_Slicc: yes
Diabore: now we can sac token yeah
dolphgrim: They have an exhale or detainment.
Gaz_L: if they have it they have it
quatoria: this bought you time, at least
quatoria: welp
Diabore: thats fine
vinewood_og: I was saying Boo-urns
Land_Manatee: if you kill it you get those counters again tho
Diabore: yeah if they have rush we die without 2 blocks
MikeV1976: there's teh +2/+1 to two trick, so use the 4/4 on a 3/3 instead of 3/4
brainbosh: Nah just take 12 and they obv have no combat tricks lol
Land_Manatee: Rhinos all the way down
Diabore: id have definitely have attacked, they couldnt kill on crack back without removal
brainbosh: Just need 5 more rhinos
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Diabore: the rolling advantage they have is just so insurmountable
shushu2539: why is the camel is a Beast type and not a Camel type
quatoria: yeah, you'd need a board wipe to regain equilibrium
Simonark: Which of the rhinos is fighting Spiderman? Oh wait, it's Arena, never mind.
Gaz_L: at least Felodar Retreat needs lands to work
brainbosh: That card also really makes them want to do nothing, which is boring
MikeV1976: Deathtouch is nice
RayFK: and this is why you run card draw
Land_Manatee: That hurts
lordericter: dan it tapped wrong
brainbosh: ofc it tapped double green
MikeV1976: we don't need both DT this turn
Rogue_07: A pox upon the autotapper!
Diabore: thats not an autotap, we didnt know what we needed
Bugberry: The autotapper can't look multiple steps ahead unfortunately.
RayFK: Perfect, trade and trade
RayFK: do it OP
Land_Manatee: Feel like they should actually wait a turn on this one
brainbosh: I feel like the OP is making bad attacks?
RayFK: Dang
Bugberry: I just came in and seeing we are going Abzan, my favorite.
RayFK: Trade trade trade chump
Diabore: yeah with everything lethal its not good for us
Gaz_L: gg op
TheWooglie: F
xVoxtric: oof
Dog_of_Myth: Deck why?
Rogue_07: o7
brainbosh: rips in chat
xVoxtric: can't win'em all
RayFK: Good friction
pn55: benginO7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Land_Manatee: James "Too Many Lands" Turner
lordericter: bury James with his land
Gaz_L: every basic in the deck
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Rogue_07: Valid
manfred909: wow James
pn55: HypeLUL
Diabore: james we only needed to play 1 more land
TheWooglie: lrrWOW
RayFK: What if they had a daily to cast red spells?
Gaz_L: perfect
MegaDosX: They might have had a quest to play more red spells
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a hand
MegaDosX: Wow. BM from James, smh
TheWooglie: James "do as I say not as I do" Turner
Diabore: hey chat, lead on sands or lead on forest sniper here?
Diabore: im leaning sands
Dog_of_Myth: Rude op
quatoria: you're playing good, so we could be quiet
lordericter: brutal
Diabore: i confused the algorythm
StinkyTommy: chat all died
EJGRgunner: hockey is starting
manfred909: tqsSit
korvys: Can't leave James alone with his thoughts or he gets scared
Rogue_07: hi James
BloodnBullets: We're too invested.
gsyhiap: What if we've got nothing to say?
brainbosh: That always happens when I play the good stuff furst, I hate it
quatoria: can't wait for the next PWHL game
Diabore: sinkhole, cards messed
Bugberry: maybe the 2 drop?
Land_Manatee: Take that bird for sure
MegaDosX: The Surveyor gets out of hand quickly
JKBalch: Exile the bird
Bugberry: it'll only give them a 2/2 at worse
MikeV1976: Marshal makes their First Strike big
lordericter: I think the bird is annoying compared to them getting a 2/2 yeah
lordericter: mmm dilly bar
MikeV1976: they have the pump mana
Diabore: sure op
Land_Manatee: Nah, they don't have it
Diabore: i mean, they have it on board, never block there
Land_Manatee: Get a swamp, draw a card?
LurkerSpine: priest?
Land_Manatee: Weird to put it on a deathtoucher, but I think it makes the most sense
brainbosh: might as well attack with everything lol, only way to trade
Diabore: yeah ive had that op
brainbosh: No first strike on your turn tho
MikeV1976: I'd trade both of their for Priest, leave them with a 2/2 vanilla
Diabore: theyre 3/2's which is fine, i flunge here
brainbosh: Doesn't matter does it? still any creature trades
jessicaengle: Hi James! jlrrDance Hi Chat! GriddyGoose
jessicaengle: How's vibes?
Diabore: i like it
RoseBitter: Evenin'
pn55: Worth a shot
MikeProvencher: Big, if true.
Diabore: with dragon i lead on vigilance second main
jessicaengle: GlitchCat
MikeV1976: Dragon make everything x/3?
Diabore: 2 sniper 1 leopard?
brainbosh: lacking black
Land_Manatee: Holding up
MegaDosX: Snakeskin
Land_Manatee: noooooooo
JKBalch: Sneaky Snake
RoseBitter: noice
hiFunko: Elections Canada wants me to know voting is easy. Thanks Twitch, I love video games
Diabore: the spell gains 3, so they would live the turn
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 #teamJames
Rogue_07: MISTER PICCOLOooooohh, nevermind
jessicaengle: lrrFINE
shushu2539: mtg has you on edge all the time
brainbosh: The best feeling in this format is when you get to counterspell a Snakeskin Veil
tsp397: The Mounties?
quatoria: canada has jails?
ElektroTal: that's how we know you're lying. Canada has no police
korvys: Edmonton?
hiFunko: I'm not voting. Technically I'm intimidating voters outside the polls, which is different
dolphgrim: My twitch just wants me to eat chicken nuggies at Taco Bell...
gsyhiap: Does this mean Funko gets to meet a polite Mountie?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Canadian Jail is like 70% of American jail
roastbeefsandwitch: Challenging them to Kill Team matches no doubt. It's an "easy" game
Diabore: rhino, then we can counter on rhino next turn
hiFunko: For legal and immigration purposes, this is a comedy joke on a comedy website about comedy
MegaDosX: Rhino first then Felothar
brainbosh: Let them use their removal on it first lol
Diabore: best case we draw forest, still fine if we dont
KingOfDoma: Famously, we have big red police that stuck as much as any cop
MegaDosX: I mean joke's on Funko, he needs to vote next weekend anyway
MikeV1976: that's why you Rhino first
Diabore: still fine, we protect the flo now
hiFunko: I love playing white black and other in this limited format
MegaDosX: tfw you find the one weirdo playing Esper in Tarkir Dragonstorm limited
hiFunko: I've had some bangin sultai counters decks too
lordericter: I've had success with Temur but yeah both Sultai and Jeskai seem like traps
MikeV1976: use land
Diabore: activate land
LurkerSpine: Land?
lordericter: Mardu definitely feels really easy to get 6+ wins with
SmashTCG: Nooo
Bugberry: I wish I had the same luck with Abzan. It's easily my favorite wedge.
MegaDosX: benginLul
SmashTCG: 3 misedd damage
LurkerSpine: hurtful
vinewood_og: Fair
Diabore: @SmashTCG 4 even
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now they're going to wonder what you're holding.
MegaDosX: Wow, blaming us for your mistakes, smh
dolphgrim: Never didn't not not have it!
DarthRagnar815: So do I, honestly.
SmashTCG: @Diabore true,
hiFunko: If only Elections Canada could teach us how to vote to replace the streamer
lordericter: yeah dragon
Diabore: nah, still land, dragon if it gets bad
MikeV1976: Dragon, plenty of time for using land after
MegaDosX: d a r g o n
MegaDosX: I like one each
hiFunko: yeah
MegaDosX: Well it's moot
BloodnBullets: Could you land for blockers?
SmashTCG: never happend
dolphgrim: Get in there
MegaDosX: @BloodnBullets Land creates an attack trigger from memory
MikeV1976: @BloodnBullets land is Mobilize 2, only offense
lordericter: wipe the punts from your memory bank
hiFunko: Do the warriors from that land die at the end of combat or turn?
pn55: We win on thinking step
hiFunko: I can't remember
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I totally don't remember when James didn't activate his land when it would have been really good to activate his land.
MegaDosX: End of turn
hiFunko: or is it a sac and they're permanent
MegaDosX: Sacrifice end of turn
Diabore: turn, its mobilize
hiFunko: right that one
MegaDosX: !card dalkovan encampment
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hiFunko: I've found myself mulliganning pretty hard for perfect tri colour mana to start
SmashTCG: Why do the mardu and Sultai cards feel better for Abzan decks then abzan cards
MegaDosX: Swamp, go
hiFunko: otherwise I get burned
Diabore: @SmashTCG because mardu and sultai have good cards
MegaDosX: We know
MikeV1976: make sure you play Swamp
SmashTCG: THe 0/4 mobilize 3 creature is So good for sacing
dolphgrim: Mawn-kee
SmashTCG: Poggies
Bugberry: @SmashTCG Abzan relies too much on A+B mechanics and higher rarity cards. So often I've not drawn the cards that care about when counters get placed when I need them.
Diabore: i dont think so?
SmashTCG: iwould
SmashTCG: it could ge so much bigger
Diabore: not this turn at least
dolphgrim: Land. 😉
Bugberry: @SmashTCG compared to Mardu, which has lots of Token synergy but also is just good attacking.
hiFunko: its already a big swing of hp
hiFunko: he has mana up for the black invuln trick too
quatoria: if you'll need to kill it later, why take 3 now
SmashTCG: this might be that protection spell
hiFunko: they, excuse me
BloodnBullets: Its renew is almost more of a problem.
Diabore: attack with brigade, see if they block?
MikeV1976: attack with mana up, maybe they don't block the token
dolphgrim: Embrace the pain
hiFunko: yeah could also be the white invuln+counter trick
MikeV1976: so play our 4/4
Diabore: ok so we just pummeler second main
lordericter: the sagundler
dolphgrim: Pummies
MikeV1976: yes :)
Diabore: caustic if dragon
lordericter: they can have the +1/-1 draw 2 if it dies
hiFunko: uhh is that uncommon spell that +1/-1 1 mana?
hiFunko: yeah
MikeV1976: only thing is black exhale with a dragon
dolphgrim: Oh no
Bugberry: !card desperate measures
LRRbot: Desperate Measures [B] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/−1 until end of turn. When it dies under your control this turn, draw two cards.
MegaDosX: Make them have it
hiFunko: well
korvys: Or the -3/-3 if they beholding a dragon
hiFunko: sagu dying into the bin sint the worst outcome either
lordericter: oh they had nothing
hiFunko: if something has to die
lordericter: prolly just try your attack with nightblade line here again
MikeV1976: swing both and exhale up?
Diabore: second white actually huge, we can felothar hold up osseus
lordericter: holding up Felothar and exhale
MikeV1976: Deathtoucher wins even if coutners are moved
Diabore: i sac pummeler here
Diabore: tbh
korvys: Yeah, with the deathtouch guy
lordericter: I feel like full swing is totally fine here
Agnememnon: you can sack the token right?
korvys: They won't block it, they will block the token, and you can breath on it
korvys: And then sac the token
SmashTCG: he dosent have the protect up
quatoria: right
lordericter: yeah seems good
MikeV1976: yes, exhale now
quatoria: that's the line, yeah
SmashTCG: they have bene Repping the 2 mana protect spell
quatoria: now we're cooking with gas
korvys: It's weird that the Abzan khan works so much better with the Mardu mechanic than the abzan one
hiFunko: Mardu bodies are so free
Agnememnon: @korvys its supposed to use the spirit tokens
hiFunko: I love that 1 cost sac and exile instant
korvys: Yeah, but the warrior tokens are more available
MikeV1976: ouch
Diabore: oh we're a little boned
lordericter: oh god perennation
quatoria: oh, well. hm.
MikeV1976: Rhino, swing out and pump team
hiFunko: make everything big and we can swing anyway
Diabore: actually are we? its free attacks
lordericter: yeah
Diabore: yeah, sac puts all our things out of kill range
quatoria: i don't see what you lose by going for it
hiFunko: sounds good to me
MikeV1976: we have to race the lifelink counter they are about to add
Bugberry: @korvys Mardu provides the fodder better, but Abzan cares more about counters being put on things. Felothar is kind of both an enabler and a payoff.
lordericter: just keep sacking the mobilize tokens to try and outrace him on trample damage
quatoria: agreed
quatoria: full bore go for it
JKBalch: Why can i never get that to work in my games
lordericter: hmm this is getting tough
TheWooglie: lifelink is oof
quatoria: yeah, i'd th ink you'd want to buff the indestructible one
Diabore: because if earthcarver dies it gets the counters anyway
quatoria: oh. right.
lordericter: well that's permanent blocking at least
MikeV1976: hold back Deattoucher, sac Devotee instead
Diabore: @MikeV1976 that only trades felothar for sage'
Lord_Hosk: If you flung and they forget to block you win
Lord_Hosk: Awwww
quatoria: ah, well
Diabore: or that
lordericter: welp that's all she wrote
Flyingdelorion: That Abzan devotee has won me more than one game by just blocking or saccing and keep coming bakcking errrr
hiFunko: they also could double block it but yeah
Flyingdelorion: Oof
MegaDosX: Trying to kill the bigger thing
lordericter: it knows
Bugberry: kill the big thing first?
MegaDosX: You are giving Arena too much credit
MegaDosX: We know James, Arena is assuming you want to kill the bigger thing and putting it first
Diabore: yeah we pretty boned here sadly
Bugberry: I'm saying that's what it defaults to because bigger
Diabore: that host gonna get chunky
lordericter: wow
lordericter: OP did not think
Diabore: i mean host has more text
Bugberry: lots of people being weird today.
MegaDosX: Well.
lordericter: unless he has Rhino
MegaDosX: Aren't you still dead?
Agnememnon: need an oring
SmashTCG: its not trample, thats for sure
Agnememnon: oh hexproof
lordericter: you do have stormplane
NocturnalMissions: i assume you don't have the edict
MikeV1976: Devotee chump until they deck?
lordericter: but the hexproof
MegaDosX: It's hexproof, an o-ring won't help
ghizmou: can t we chomp forever?
Diabore: hexproof means we have no removal for it
brainbosh: devotee comes back forever
brainbosh: mill them out?
tri_nitro_: we would need a sweeper or an edict effect
SmashTCG: devotee chumps forever
MegaDosX: You can't chump forever, it's going to gain them 14 life on each swing
hiFunko: we can chump forever but they gain 14 each time right?
Bugberry: Is there an Edict?
SmashTCG: we need a sac outlet
EvilBadman: Eternally block with the devotee
lordericter: you have 24 sadly
SmashTCG: to prevent the lifegain
Diabore: how many cards do we have?
korvys: If you have Omen Dragons, you could cycle them to stay up
korvys: To avoid milling
MikeV1976: our Omen dragon draws a card
Diabore: oh yeah, we have 1 omen, but it draws a card
korvys: Oh, lol
MikeV1976: oh, we do have Sagu though
lordericter: yeah infinite devotee recursion
korvys: Yeah, the search land dragon
Diabore: right, 2 omens
Diabore: we in this with a chance!
korvys: James, if you have the search land dragon, save it to avoid milling with the omen
pn55: HypeLUL
quatoria: new rule if you exceed 99hp you lose
lordericter: oh god now they can give it trample
Diabore: oh no thats a trample counter, NOW we're dead
Lord_Hosk: Trample
lordericter: we just have to draw that farewell we slid into the deck
Flyingdelorion: do we hava "exile from graveyard" card?
RoseBitter: I just looked up from my work and saw his health. eesh!
Diabore: prey the practitioner? out on your shield?
DAC169: just hack the game to put Farewell in your hand aipDerp
The_Voices: 59 to 4.... oof
Flyingdelorion: Oh yeah, that one!
MikeV1976: black dragon, exile two card on ETB, get trampler out of their yard
hiFunko: I don't suppose we have the black dragon that removes counters from something
korvys: Hexproof
Diabore: hexproof
hiFunko: ah right
Harvest25: Draw spell ass a treat
KingOfDoma: It's 4pm. Get moving, I say
hiFunko: maybe they disconnect, play to our outs
Lord_Hosk: Maybe they have a 5090 and their power cable lights on fire
DAC169: 1
pn55: 1 is not 0
MikeV1976: is that enough black spells for the quest?
Harvest25: GG
Diabore: we cant even put counter on the host because hexproof LUL
SmashTCG: Op refuses to finish it
Lord_Hosk: They have a 3070 too bad
EvilBadman: So there I was 76-2
quatoria: 93 to -14
SmashTCG: dang they didnt have a 4090, and Ai frame generate the concede button
StinkyTommy: emote
korvys: An emote, I think?
Qarlo2112: 'That bomb' emote
Mai_Andra: that bomb, apparently
Harvest25: "The Bomb" emote
SmashTCG: good
Harvest25: Magical
Mai_Andra: PogChamp
Dog_of_Myth: Had dinner but feeling meh
MegaDosX: What is the meaning of life?
SmashTCG: Ive won 12 of the last 13 Gatcha 50/50's i hit
EJGRgunner: what does the Moonbase smell like?
DAC169: tell us about the next stream
dumbo3k: What is your Social Insurance Number, and mother's maiden name?
Harvest25: Pineapple on pizza ?
wench_tacular: so about the holes
korvys: How are you feeling about Desert Bus Express?
EvilBadman: reveal the wu tang secret
undecided44: If a train leaves new york....
NotCainNorAbel: What kind of bonus pay structure is Gibb under?
KingOfDoma: Did anyone not like The Sandwich?
SmashTCG: that has a smell?
SmashTCG: is it Like burnt toast?
SmashTCG: james are you okay>?
Diabore: now street you grew up on and first pets name
ACluelessBull: *pizza* on *pineapples*?
Mai_Andra: Does the donkey like ice cream?
Diabore: wait db express? first ive heard about it
TheMerricat: What
TheMerricat: What's Desert Bus Express again?
Juliamon: LRR hasn't tooted about it at all yet
DAC169: did you ask for anyone to take over?
EvilBadman: 24 Hours Desert Bus remote May 23rd 4pm
Juliamon: I don't think it's even been mentioned more than once offhandedly on stream
Juliamon: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (28d, 23:47 from now)
EvilBadman: @Juliamon I blame James. I did my part. lrrLUL
Bugberry: Isn't the Final Fantasy PPR supposed to be the week after that?
Lord_Hosk: Desert Bus isn't a LRR event
gsyhiap: I'm pretty sure I saw a toot about it on Mastodon
jmchap: oh that is sad news
Nickiatori: splitscreening this and the Florida Panther Tampa bay lightning game
korvys: Post Pre Release?
jmchap: are they doing something else?
Bugberry: Interesting. I was supposed to be traveling that week, so at least I'm not missing that.
JKBalch: That seems fair
JKBalch: Weird, but fair. I will miss it
Diabore: i think the week of prerelease is street date now
Nickiatori: could you do the prerelease at home thing where you get a prerelease hit and do sealed for the FNPF?
RayFK: Bsky might me fucked
EvilBadman: bsky's poopin the bed for me
RayFK: *be
Drexciya808: Ben wheeler qotd lol
EvilBadman: I'm sure you did reskeet or whatever. I know most of the crew did in general.
EJGRgunner: Will you do a rules video, do you think? My store always uses yours at their Prerelease
Nickiatori: James why did you break bsky?
Flyingdelorion: All good, thank you for the info! Hopefully we get a Final Fantasy Family Jamily!
the_fanerdic: Who is taking part in bonus stream tonight?
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Let's check out a brand new video game! Game: Sunderfolk) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (41m from now).
BusTed: Nifty
korvys: It uses your phones as controllers, I think?
definenull: Long game?
Nickiatori: I liked that you shared the harmonica vid from the kings game yesterday
korvys: You could just show it?
Mr_Horrible: sorry, I have to be sour at the Kings because they beat the Kraken in their last game of the season
Mr_Horrible: contractually obligated
Nickiatori: I hope edmonton brings out Kazoos for their next games
jmchap: I think you equipped a new emote from the 25th limited event
ArdCollider: that's the Korea Town Senior Center's finest.
Juliamon: no free promotion
Mr_Horrible: LRR becomes a react channel Kappa
korvys: Fair
jmchap: I just got "that bomb" as the reward for 25th limted event
Nickiatori: @Mr_Horrible I am the opposite lol the flames beat the kings in the last game and the kings are playing the oilers so I have to cheer for the kings
Flyingdelorion: And thank you for stream! Have fun with Sunderfolk, it's bedtime for me.
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you for the stream James
MarkovDescendant: What's the bonus stream?
pn55: Thanks for the stream James! lrrSHINE
Dog_of_Myth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Let's check out a brand new video game! Game: Sunderfolk) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (37m from now).
the_fanerdic: Thanks James! #BlameJames
NotCainNorAbel: MN Wild
Nickiatori: The Jets
Lord_Hosk: Im rooting for the Hocky team
korvys: "The Victoria James'"
Mr_Horrible: @Nickiatori truly, it is a many-splendored thing (I also don't really have a horse in the race, I just happened to go to the last Kraken game with a buddy of mine who follows them more closely)
Lord_Hosk: which is Utah right?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you're watching the VOD during the finals, tell past me, so I can place some bets.
Mr_Horrible: Sun der volk, aka "Let the people see the sun"
Mai_Andra: Is it Tampa Bay? Can Tampa win the Stanley Cup? (I don't know... is it a Canadian thing?)
Nickiatori: @Lord_Hosk Utah didn't make the playoffs unfortunately
Juliamon: Mai_Andra They can and have
Nickiatori: @Mai_Andra Tampa cant win because I am mad at them for beating the flames when i was 7
vinewood_og: Yeah in nuclear exclusion zone game breaks you. Fingers crossed!
SquareDotCube: oh right, there was that driver update that broke reading the GPU temperature
Mai_Andra: @Juliamon Cool. I don't watch sports, but I'm from Tampa Bay. I understand that's how these things are decided. xivGoob
definenull: ah the oof.wav game
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vinewood_og: lrrSHINE
the_fanerdic: lrrSHINE