Nigouki: hello, is this the jet fuel can't melt flat earth stream?
dutchmoose: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're drafting Conspiracy: Take The Crown! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 04:30 PM PDT (2m ago).
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
Flyingdelorion: Good evening!
Metric_Furlong: huh, interesting timing
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
Obsc:
ihlendrax: !card the abyss
LRRbot: The Abyss [3B] | World Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy target nonartifact creature that player controls of their choice. It can't be regenerated.
Metric_Furlong: I just finished Old Skies, the new point and click adventure game from Wadjet Eye that came-out the day-before-yesterday. It's good
Metric_Furlong: honestly, probably David Gilbert's best work to date. and considering his previous game was Unavowed, I'm not making that statement lightly
Metric_Furlong: (I will admit that the fact it features a bunch of puns may be influencing my judgement a bit)
flatluigi: @Metric_Furlong i'm astonished that there's a regular david gilbert as well as a brian david gilbert
loufghyslaufey: RETURN of the OKI Fights!!
Juliamon: no, that was this morning
loufghyslaufey:
"We Oki-Clubbing at this Paper Fight now, chat! 
Metric_Furlong: @flatluigi well, *now* I'm trying to work if there's a way to get them to collaborate on something
A_Dub888:
someone 
‘d my house??
Diabore: definitely forgot this was starting early
Diabore: angel!
TimeToFry: A crown!
lirazel64: Made it!
Sorator13: @Diabore same! glad I saw the discord notif in time
flatluigi: i love conspiracy watch the throne
loufghyslaufey: Huh. You sure it couldn't have just been... A wild Baxter, @a_dub888 ?
an_archist2: angle
RecursiveAcronym: ooh angel's around!
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TimeToFry: Is the framerate on the camera higher than normal?
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Marvoleath: @TimeToFry 60
Earthenone: !patreon
Voidhawk42: Damage to the player? Like, stab them?
thraximore: so many people!
lirazel64: Not psychic damage?
CaptainSpam: You need to inflict damage on the player. COMBAT damage. Combat damage IN THE GAME OF MAGIC THE GATHERING to the player.
Juliamon: yes, this cam's been turned up to 60fps
DoodlestheGreat: A kingdom of cards!
Maximals2000: Angel is here!
RecursiveAcronym: @Voidhawk42 combat damage only, so you have to let them stab you back to prove its combat
Juliamon: (it already was, but now we are allowed to see it)
loufghyslaufey: Say, do any of the CNS cards have the "draft any pack from Magic" clause or something?
Manitu_25:
hello lovely people 
Wonderdoc: oh I‘m just in time
Juliamon: 8p drafts fire early
Voidhawk42: @RecursiveAcronym If you shout "First Strike!" while stabbing, maybe they don't get to stab back
RockPusher:
Diabore:
cori 
Sorator13: Cori???
Fruan: Cori, see me after class
Diabore: BEN
Dog_of_Myth:
micalovits: Headshot
vinewood_og: Headshot!
TimeToFry: Ben!
loufghyslaufey: What the Prof, class?
RecursiveAcronym: now that Does qualify as combat damage
PorpoisesUnknown: the turner around? the name is JAmes?
Voidhawk42: Hello Not!James, it's nice to have you here!
loufghyslaufey: Wuh? Who's they, "not James?"
Earthenone: are birds real in this set?
TimeToFry: You ALWAYS pick the conspiracies
TimeToFry: Boros defenders
TimeToFry: Or was that original conspiracy
RageAgainstTheSubs: Yay, managed to get here during drafting
dutchmoose: Released August 2016
Earthenone: u/w chemtrails. b/r jet fuel
TimeToFry: My bad!
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Hold up. If "not James" in the room, who will chat get to blame now? Well, for the paper fight night?
vinewood_og: Nelson casts Shade
Diabore: lets go typo!
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
Wonderdoc: banger start Ben
Earthenone: random picking is its own upside, signal value
loufghyslaufey: Well, dang. Ben boat to golf WUBRG-ish
Sorator13: Yeah, or like, last few picks in the pack
RockPusher:
A_Dub888: @sorator13 @doodlesthegreat ahh fellow chatters of culture
Fruan: Turning it face down is a 'may'!
LoadingReadyRun: As @Juliamon mentioned this is 60fps! Does it look better for you?
Sorator13: It does!
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 o7
micalovits: I mean, we know that Ben is in Black, so its not THAT bad
Bruceski: Wait, can you not look until you draft your third random one? could affect other draft matters cards
ShaneLeeAtk: Buttery smooth
loufghyslaufey: Should not many first pick in CNS be based on your alleged first turn(s)? Maybe? While I'm asking?
LathosTiran: wheely car has never looked so oiled
RayFK: Graham calls is the Cum Djinn
r10pez10: oh whoa conspiracy
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: JORDAN
Diabore: @RayFK #wotcstaff
niccus: @Bruceski per gatherer ruling, you still check if it needs to be revealed, and follow the other card's instructions as needed
johnnylongtorso: @Bruceski the card has reminder text "(You may look at cards as you draft them.)"
A_Dub888:
Bruceski: ah
accountmadeforants: I love the pack vehicle sloooowly rolling into shot on Graham's side.
r10pez10: oh whoa, eight-person conspiracy
ladyjessica: it’s like Ben timed out during a draft and came back on pick 5
RayFK: Sitting between some Prose, big writer energy
accountmadeforants: @r10pez10 And this time they don't need a different room/table!
Wonderdoc: why is wheeler twirling a cigarette?
RayFK: I Day2'd a GP, once.
RayFK: That's it
Sorator13: I think it's just a rolled up piece of paper
r10pez10: looks like a receipt
r10pez10: pro point and pro point accessories
micalovits: I have 100% GP day two's exactly 1/1
hd_dabnado: @RayFK i was at a GP when it was Day 2 does that count?
loufghyslaufey: And its just a token because I made it up, for now...
coriolis_storm: !card animus of predation
LRRbot: Animus of Predation [4G] | Creature — Avatar [4/4] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. / If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.
spawnofhastur: i day 2'd a GP. i was playing RG Titan which is effectively a flow chart, but I made day 2!
Sorator13: what does that face-up card do, G?
Sorator13: ahh, thanks
Diabore: my one and only take the crown draft was release weekend and i opened a foil leovold, sold it for 300 like 2 weeks before it was banned in commander
loufghyslaufey: Gross.
Diabore: fuck those naya creatures
r10pez10: gambling???
accountmadeforants: @Diabore Damn, I think that qualifies you as King of MTG Finance.
loufghyslaufey: Imagining how much more worthless that people gets on Arena is an off chance coincidence?
Diabore: @accountmadeforants oh no no no, its been a steep and steady decline since then
accountmadeforants: @Diabore Right, but you did make a profit *once*
Bruceski: I love the Conspiracy cards, they feel like an un-set
r10pez10: hi paul
loufghyslaufey: Say, Wheeler? Or any Canlander practitioner? Where is "Take The Crown's" Leovold at in the points system?
niccus: bringing in someone to teach workplace signaling
TimeToFry: Note and rules for Spire Phantasm include the following: "Typically, the next player will set aside the card they intend to draft, you'll make your guess, then the card will be revealed. You can make your guess before the player drafts a card to make things weird more interesting."
definenull: Daang
Diabore: yeah thats a 5 mana 9/9, sounds like a 2025 card
itira: D:
Sorator13: oh wow, nice
r10pez10: pog
Cosmonautilis24: smooch
hd_dabnado: gamer
TimeToFry: Sick
spawnofhastur: @accountmadeforants left beef?
maywecomein: Was it also Cam who once no-scoped a Cabal Therapy?
dacbruh: I've never even tasted conspiracy, is it multiplayer?
Manitu_25: damn I need to do this with my friends
r10pez10: maywecomein yea!
thraximore: @maywecomein that was YEARS ago
thraximore: but yes
maywecomein: woo my millennial memory is intact!!!
Earthenone:
yeah, elder scrolls has the rights to arena 
thraximore: he named JtMS
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I love that there's actual "gameplay" going on during the draft. ... I wish there was a Conspirathree
Decaped: Is rogue's passage not good in this format?
AugmentingPath: Arena just runs itself now
coriolis_storm: @dacbruh Usually 4 player free for all
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Diabore: @accountmadeforants maybe after marchessa got back from her rodeo holiday
dacbruh: @coriolis_storm sick ty
Ukon_Cairns: imagining the current arena draft ui, but just lil speech bubbles popping in announcing card choices and just so much noise
thraximore: YO
MegaDosX: Ooooh
loufghyslaufey: Yeah... We don't like chatting about Arena's own chat? Or lack thereof?
Diabore: hell yes
Diabore: love that card
Voidhawk42: Yes!
MegaDosX: Oh shit she got the busted one
fcloud: assuming the card explains the card
Manitu_25: ah yes the "flammenstreich"
ladyjessica: yeeessss
r10pez10: touch but don't take
r10pez10: leave only footprints
Diabore: lets go
Earthenone: garbage fire, my invitational card!
A_Dub888: wheeler, did you HAVE to call chat out like that???
Desruprot: ooh Conspiracy 2, I wonder what a concept for a conspiracy 3 would be
TimeToFry: Count your cards?
Diabore: how many cards are in the pack you passed
Pywodwagon: !card garbage fire
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Sorator13:
It is much easier for you to count than for us to count
Sorator13: exactly!
r10pez10: !clip
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LathosTiran: "I've seen you count to higher numbers"
Pywodwagon: why are you going to doctors who measure your skull?
IbunWest:
loufghyslaufey: Just note the garbage fire that were passed but not picked- ay, ay. What is Wheeler doing trying to Gus Fring us or something?
A_Dub888: @lathostiran you’ve seen me count?
Orxolon: good night everyone!
r10pez10: m'count
TimeToFry: Pack 3 pick 14 Cogwork Librarian all day every day
Desruprot: Leovold the great banned in commander
Sorator13: we need conspirathree so we can draft conspiracy - take the crown - three
Sorator13: bring black block drafts!
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Voidhawk42: Been watching lots of LSV playing vintage cube, and let me tell you: Cogwork puts in WORK in that
Desruprot: OG conspiracy with the colorless draft effects were nice
ElektroTal: i see w have greeler drafting
MegaDosX: Oops All Conspiracies
r10pez10: he's been pogging a lot, shivam
Earthenone: no, you are suposed to take all the crowns!
loufghyslaufey: By now enough UN-set has been printed that they may as well unveil a slight conspiracy return set, right?
HadesLeprechaun: after all, why shouldn't i?
Sorator13: conspiracy: take the conspiracy?
Bugberry: canspiracies: take the crowns
Ukon_Cairns: conspiracy, take
snowb0und: The conspiracy sets were neat but pretty rancid for Commander. I’m glad that they’ve been replaced by Universes Beyond.
loufghyslaufey: "More UN-cards at eleven?"
Desruprot: Conspiracy: Take the Free card
cobthegreat: It's called conspiracy not conspiracies
raulghoulia:
1300 Conspiracy bits
ElektroTal: conspiracy is the best thing to happen to commander. it gave us monarch
EvilBadman: @ElektroTal truth
spawnofhastur: @ElektroTal but that opened the door to the initiative
an_archist2: conspiracy: take the cuck chair
MegaDosX: It's probably among the worst things to happen to Legacy etc as well, for the same reason >_>
BigUruz: conspiracy: all hail king cam
ElektroTal: @spawnofhastur you mean the second best thing to happen to commander?
fonkoncle: what if. KHANS Piracy and it's a double set set in tarkir and ixalan
spawnofhastur: @ElektroTal ...you and i might live in different dimensions.
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EvilBadman: @ElektroTal What about Clue-mander
tehfewl: sometimes you need a 7man creature that you can play in any color
IgorApp: Nice, got this live
MegaDosX: Imagine that
ElektroTal: i *love* multiplayer mechanics
Diabore: !card hired heist
LRRbot: Hired Heist | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.
Manitu_25: exile the hexplate graham :')
Desruprot: Conspiracy: The Hexplate Affair
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MilesLevitt: i love how crinkly booster packs are
MilesLevitt:
IgorApp: I aced a Conspiracy 2 draft when it released, was SO nice
loufghyslaufey: What if... "Dungeons Conspire Dragon: a Planechase Archenemy?"
Sorator13: Oh hey, that one's in the intro
ElektroTal: i'm basically of the opinion that any set designed by Shawn Main is an all timer
EvilBadman: Wheeler's about to be rewarded further
YeetTheRich_: the premier heehee hoohoo pilot of the format
Desruprot: oh no Wheeler can't be stopped
HadesLeprechaun: "i'm thinking of regicide" yeah same
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IgorApp: Take that Crown!
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r10pez10: yeah! fuck naya!
loufghyslaufey:
*Dragons, dang it 
tehfewl: he can't keep getting away with it
micalovits: Ban bant!
TimeToFry: Holy shit Wheeler
Nickiatori: Banticide
r10pez10: wheeler
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Wheeler's heehee and hoohoo always brings joy to my heart
Diabore: way too early for fire
spawnofhastur: is that the second faith's reward we've seen?
Desruprot: its too early for fire unless there is a previous higher one
tehfewl: that prison is so ghostly
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Sorator13: !card hexblade golem
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Looked up what set Shawn worked on and those are some solid sets
Diabore: little surprised graham hasnt put more under his animus
Nickiatori: Ghostly prison was so annoying in the couple drafts of this i did
Desruprot: !card Hexplate
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hexplate Wallbreaker; Hexplate Golem
Earthenone: wheelers secret technique, unlimted vape works
Sorator13: !card hexplate golem
LRRbot: Hexplate Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/7]
Sorator13: ahhh
DMGlol: lmao
r10pez10: he can't keep getting away with this
YeetTheRich_: it's true
YeetTheRich_: not a lot of creature have iok
Earthenone: animus was a good combo with worldknit let you burn any card you dont like regardless of keywords
Manitu_25: inquisition seems a bit funny in multiplayer
loufghyslaufey: Know what? Why not "Epics?" How ridiculous could Epics get in conspiracy? They don't really do much anywhere else, so....
raulghoulia: prisoner's dilemma for Conspiracy 3
Desruprot: not many creatures have Inquisition of Kozilek
Bugberry: Just need Vigilance for build your own Serra Angel
Nickiatori: I played one with my scouts and had a blue white flyers deck and somehow ended up with 3 ghostly prisons
micalovits: "Blurry green card" sure is good!
Diabore: !card animus of predation
LRRbot: Animus of Predation [4G] | Creature — Avatar [4/4] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. / If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.
Sorator13: yeah, that works
r10pez10: yeah
r10pez10: clever
micalovits: Yuuup, sure is blurry!
Sorator13: Which makes sense, cause there's not really any way to differentiate between the two different copies of the same card (without, like, writing on it)
innerbeard: defender keyword
Sorator13: !card sylvan bounty
LRRbot: Sylvan Bounty [5G] | Instant | Target player gains 8 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{G}
innerbeard: hehe
Nickiatori: Sylvan bountry was in an old duel deck i had and it was great
Sorator13: why are these notes all... sticky?
r10pez10: good answer, good answer
Desruprot: Sylvan Bounty is originally from Alara
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RockPusher: Flifeflink?
Wonderdoc: i recall having 46 cards are so being very reasonable in this format
definenull: Flyfelink
Mindfire13: Build your own Baneslayer
loufghyslaufey: Okay, so that implies this draft has a way for Sylvan Bounty to be inverted into "Target player loses 8 life?" or something?
Sorator13: !card goblin balloon brigade
LRRbot: Goblin Balloon Brigade [R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | {R}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
YeetTheRich_: what the hell
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dutchmoose: IoK was like a 25 dollar uncommon at the time
Aarek: Inflate the toad!
Manitu_25: exile it
RatherLargeToad: @aarek pardon?
definenull: It will be funny if the animus accepted 'Defender' as a keyword
Diabore: i think id exile it
Earthenone: 2 keywords or 1 card
Manitu_25:
double flample 
r10pez10: super fun
loufghyslaufey: Well, Wheeler must know how else to use Sylvan Bounty anyway, so...
TimeToFry: Kathleen's deckbuild should be swift
Aarek: @RatherLargeToad how else does the goblin balloon brigade get flying
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Jezus38: Eat sub! Wheeler ehat did you do?!
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Bruceski: Quick! Somebody take the crown while they're not looking!
ElektroTal: crownspiracy take the cun
johnnylongtorso:
RockPusher: Remember to come up with some regnal names
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Juliamon: crownspiracy serve the cun
an_archist2: serving conspiracy
Scy_Anide: Serving cunspiracy?
Mazrae: @rockpusher I see that it supposed to say regal but for some reason I read it as weagal
A_Dub888: conspiriserve
YeetTheRich_: ok so do you name all different creatures with the hired heists or do you go all in on the kiln fiends?
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YeetTheRich_: or what's the split
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun are there any plans to revisit the Panalysts at some point?
GirlPainting: i realy realy miss that show
Sorator13: IIRC last word on that was no specific plans, but it's not out fo the question?
JonHerzogArtist: Oh wait, the show's been going? Did they start early?
Juliamon: Yes, because 8p draft
Earthenone: i think the main issue was that a guild asocitated actor is attached to the prodject
JonHerzogArtist: Mmm ok thx
TheAwkes: So you missed the drafting, but none of the games.
virgil82: I was just remembering they started early today as well.
Diabore: @Sorator13 i think the general catch all they use is "if we havent announced it as cancelled, consider it on hiatus"
Juliamon: ^^^^^^
Juliamon: If they haven't said it's not happening, it's not NOT happening
Earthenone: what have they announced as canceled?
Juliamon: James pretty much said they're done with C2I
A_Dub888:
Christmas? 
Juliamon: also that there are no plans for a Road Quest 2
Sorator13: despite James's recent comment about "we should make RQ2..."
thmanwithnoname: C2I?
Diabore: @thmanwithnoname countdown i presume
Juliamon: "we should do x" should NEVER be taken as "we're gonna do x"
Sorator13: oh absolutely
Sorator13: I just find it funny
Juliamon: Countdown to Infinity
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A_Dub888: @sorator13 you’re funny (compliment)
RockPusher: Logistics is hard, especially in recent times, and LRR can only handle so much at a time. Now that Friday Nights is done, maybe we'll see another ambitious thing go on the books.
Juliamon: oh, and they've said they want to rework Back in the Box (thx ad slides)
Earthenone: to be fair, countdown to infinity had its end date planned on inception right? isent that in the name?
RockPusher:
I'm happy to wait and see what quality entertainment pops out when the stars align 
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
Diabore: @Earthenone yeah but there was talk of continuing it into the next big avengers flick after it ended
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 d'aww
RockPusher: If you want to help LRR do More Things
RockPusher: !patreon
nymistrya: I just love watching creative and talented people do what they want to do, no what comes out of it I think thats why we're all here.
jessicaengle: !quote
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GirlPainting: just saying, the panalysts is one of the best things LRR has ever made
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure several of them agree with you
Evithian: oooo ARCS!!!
Evithian: very exciting
GasCityGaming: @GirlPainting 100% I've watched both seasons so many times!
GirlPainting: me²
GirlPainting: its a yearly watch
GirlPainting: sometimes 2 or more times
Juliamon: Anyway, the overall point is: there is very little they 'cancel' because it all comes down to what they have the time and resources to do. It's always on the table.
Juliamon: They WANT to do everything, but they literally can't
RockPusher:
Plus the LRR crew sometimes have their own things going on - for example there is a book I'd like to read at some point 
GirlPainting: well, the last thing i heared was that due to travel restrictions, the host wasn´t availeble....and then it whent to the way side
A_Dub888:
@juliamon what about the Paul clones?
Juliamon: That's probably still the case.
IbunWest:
Juliamon: There is no update since then.
spawnofhastur: @A_Dub888 i am excited for "two switch 2s"
Earthenone: i hope paul dosent injure himself with them like the wii
Diabore: @spawnofhastur iirc they have said there wont be a "2 switch 2's"
TheWooglie: @Diabore seems derivative
Juliamon: they missed the boat with the Xbox 360
Juliamon: no point now
Juliamon: might as well stick to PS
GasCityGaming: Or the Xbox One
Earthenone:
i thought he did a xbox 1 shitpost?
superdude097: OMG I just realized the reason Wheeler agreed to draft with the crew, then bailed in Friday Nights was to intentionally sabotage their draft night because he wanted to make their MtG lives hell! Super "Quick on the Uptake" Dude they call me
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GasCityGaming: I think so, no video though, though the PS ones are fairly involved.
Earthenone: ohh well im sure the resident nintendo experts will be back form japan by the time it releases and can do somethign silly with it
Earthenone: maybe a fresh cart tasting will come to live too
RockPusher: Suffix napkin math is dangerous stuff
GirlPainting: 20k channel points and no way to spend them...sigh
Diabore: @Earthenone we need to determine if the formula was improved for the switch 2
RockPusher:
Earthenone gotta validate the claims the new red carts have the same bitterant as the old carts — you know, for science! 
Nickiatori: anyone also watching the Habs game?
TheWooglie: I'm just over 20%
IbunWest: I haven't been keeping up with the playoffs at all
Marethyou: How long into the break are we?
jessicaengle: I think my city's team is still in the playoffs?
GasCityGaming: I keep up with the nhl via my freinds' social media
Nickiatori: I have been cheering for the good canadian teams and agains the bad canadian teams
innerbeard: 66k here
GasCityGaming: 510.4K
Diabore: i watch a lot of lrr
Diabore: i had over 4 million at one point
GasCityGaming: You are not alone
spawnofhastur: 54.9k; i don't watch much lrr on twitch
Dog_of_Myth: 982K.
jessicaengle: What did you do with all those @Diabore ?
innerbeard: they should do some gambling
GasCityGaming: I've lost a lot on bets lol
innerbeard: like who wins match
Nickiatori: 67k but i lost like 50k once on a james punch a chunk stream on here betting on diamonds
Diabore: @jessicaengle bad gambles when james decides to be reckless
RockPusher: One Mellion DolLRRs!
GasCityGaming: habs game is tied in the middle of the 2nd btw
jessicaengle:
YeetTheRich_: i think ian won me like 400k points once
Diabore: oh right yeah cts gambas too, lost a lot there
GasCityGaming: Think i lost a bunch on CamelUp on time?
Nickiatori: I hope the oilers lose again tonight
GasCityGaming: As an Albertan, so do I
insanecat6mtg: Shoot, lost track of time and missed the draft. I'll have to go back to the vods later.
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jessicaengle:
Oooo 
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jessicaengle: Oh yeah, Live is tomorrow innit?
jessicaengle: Oh boy.
Dog_of_Myth: It is
GasCityGaming: it is!
TheAwkes: I won't say how many points I have, but I'll say I can modify an emote a clean 1376 times.
jessicaengle:
LRL hype
Diabore: categorically we can be assured that something will happen
GasCityGaming: BTW, getting back to earlier, showed my dad RoadQuest and he loved it, Beej was his favourite.
KadmosTech: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
foxherd3r: love conspiracy bummed i missed the draft part
Desruprot:
Nickiatori: this is gonna be a good weekend for me! bought a used touring bike today for some future plans, live tomorrow and date night with my partner on sunday!
KadmosTech:
Dog_of_Myth: I am going to miss Live tomorrow, got D&D. Literally going to storm Strahd's castle
GasCityGaming: that's awesome Nickiatori! I'm just getting over a bad cold myself
Solo_Support:
Suffix: Ni ni
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
Sorator13: Oh, lovely!
Juliamon: rip
bytecaster: But this is supposed to be funny, right?
A_Dub888: cool technology!
micalovits: #BlameJAmes
Diabore: oh, that explains the extended break
thraximore:
jessicaengle: Gremlins!
smurfomancer: Nooooo, the tech goblins....
definenull: wait what?
sporkraptor: hello! goodbye!
RockPusher: Funny cameras‽ In a comedy office‽
Juliamon: Stand by for stream reboot
Nickiatori: @GasCityGaming me too lol! I am getting over it now but I was super sick two days ago
Bruceski: Everything is FINE
jessicaengle:
GasCityGaming:
IbunWest: Boy that was desynced
Decaped: bonus stream!
bytecaster: Can't tell if just holding a pose or stream offline
nyc_mtg: if you're in line to watch fnpf, STAY IN LINE
ShaneLeeAtk: It's a... Conspiracy!
tehfewl: diabolic sabotage
Suffix:
Desruprot: oh okay
vinewood_og: Went to the store for smokes, and never returned.....
GirlPainting: is this where we PANIC?
Dog_of_Myth: Nah,
johnnylongtorso: Loading Not Ready Wait
micalovits: !panic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
GasCityGaming: @Nickiatori swear something is legit going around
absoluteseeker: And they were never seen again!
Juliamon: If you have to, but we'd rather you didn't
jessicaengle: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #4007: "Don't panic, James. The panties can tell when you're panicking. They can sense it." —Paul [2017-02-09]
IbunWest:
vinewood_og: Everything. Is. Fine.
Dog_of_Myth: Have enough panic right now in the world. Need more chill
jessicaengle:
uhhhh 
IbunWest: that sure is a quote
RockPusher: Are the cameras haha hehe funny or bwahahah snort funny?
micalovits: That is... Certainly a quote
Natedogg2: There's no need to panic, but what if I want to panic a little bit, just for fun?
Sorator13: I still have the final frame before they went offline, and it took me a bit to decide they did indeed turn the stream off and weren't just doing another elaborate freeze frame gag (ala FN)
DarthRagnar815:
Nickiatori: @GasCityGaming I worked a trade show in Lacombe alberta with my dad last weekend and I think i caught it there
bobokiddo: idk how i feel about the quote...
foxherd3r: oh lol
smurfomancer: I blame Lars Gerhardt
jessicaengle: !findquote calm
LRRbot: Quote #181: "Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp." —Graham [2015-04-30]
smurfomancer: Everything Is Fine
Dog_of_Myth: I blame Mic 5
Fruan: That has to be from the stream where James and Paul did a sewing
loufghyslaufey: Spoilered Plot Twist: "The Conspiracy hath been defeated..." Thus now, "the true conspiracy, begins..."
GasCityGaming: @Nickiatori Ah, boo-urns, we had a family dinner on Sunday here in the Hat and my sister and/or nephew passed it to me
vinewood_og: Loading? Ready.... RUN!!! (Punctuation matters.)
RockPusher: I assume that was when we stapled some underwear together
bytecaster: If all other players dropped out, is Chat the Monarch now?
jessicaengle:
@Fruan Oh yeah
jessicaengle: I forgot about that
loufghyslaufey: Voy
bobokiddo:
Suffix:
SAJewers: @bytecaster what about Paul?
loufghyslaufey: Whoops, wrong chat...
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IbunWest:
wee woo wee woo
GasCityGaming:
ShaneLeeAtk: Contact!
TheWooglie:
BigUruz: PICNIC!
Manitu_25:
GirlPainting:
Flyingdelorion: Kaasschaaf
DarthRagnar815:
thewafflesareburning:
Manitu_25:
:panic :panic
r10pez10: which one of you took the crown
MadWolf1290: such a tight angle
sporkraptor: nope, can't hear you
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Sorator13: oh good, we're back
sporkraptor: oh I was muted XD
Manitu_25:
hello
RockPusher: You need to introduce the monarchy
A_Dub888: steal it?
LRRbot: Weight Advantage | Conspiracy | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
jessicaengle: When a folk singer says "take it" you *have* to take it
Diabore: thicc fight!
definenull: butt fighting!
bytecaster: The conspiracies was butts
RockPusher: Late Night Butt Fight!!!!
Sorator13: is that the term we settled on??
Voidhawk42: !card hexplate golem
LRRbot: Hexplate Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/7]
paronomasiac042: big booty blastin'
MegaDosX: He calls that the rear view
dutchmoose: Isn't that just farting?
loufghyslaufey: Kathleen in the background: "Dang it! It's should've been me! Not Cori." (pouts at taking the crown)
GirlPainting: Graham Dark
Pywodwagon: Dark Graham from the Mirror Dimension
Sorator13: G does seem a smidge dark
A_Dub888: cards? in THIS economy???
Nickiatori: Punished Graham
RockPusher:
Earthenone: i love how magic players consider a 2 player game multiplayer
RockPusher: Interpretive dance, very stealthy
Bugberry: Develop a system of winks and hand signs
Earthenone: dont*
definenull: footsies under the table
RecursiveAcronym: oh we're gambling!!
definenull: gamba?
LRRbot: Throne of the High City | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.
Larkonus: That was a solid harmony of "Ohhhhs."
Sorator13: ooh, gambling? I'm in!
GirlPainting: a THING?
tehfewl: Ben raw dogging his draft deck i see
LRRbot: Throne Warden [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
GirlPainting: i hope its a Basic THING
bytecaster: Thwarden
LRRbot: Voyaging Satyr [1G] | Creature — Satyr Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land.
definenull: he's ramping!
Nickiatori: You can steal; back the monarch from someone on the end of their second main phase lol
jessicaengle: I have no idea what I'm betting on, but I'm putting it all on Ben!
LRRbot: Deadly Designs [1B] | Enchantment | {2}: Put a plot counter on this enchantment. Any player may activate this ability. / When there are five or more plot counters on this enchantment, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy up to two target creatures.
Sorator13: *anyone* can put a plot counter on it!
definenull: ooh i like this card
RockPusher:
Voyeur Satyr… no wait, that's very different
johnnylongtorso: oh no, politics
Desruprot: any player may
LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
Sorator13:
@RockPusher is it, though?
Bugberry: And it's a may
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Bugberry: "up to" I mean
A_Dub888:
Sorator13: well, an "up to". But yes.
Suffix: I already did.
Bugberry: vote to take the "crown"
Diabore: i voted last weekend
Bugberry: Conspiracy: Rock the Vote
Bruceski: Vote early, vote often
Nickiatori: you cant make me! I dont want t ovote because there isnt a rhino candidate in my riding
Desruprot:
politics in conspiracy 
quietcat: hooray for advanced polls!
Sorator13: I mean, you could try. But please don't.
definenull: honse!
letsbelgo: voting rarely works. Just eat the rich.
Nickiatori: I already voted btw
LRRbot: Opaline Unicorn [3] | Artifact Creature — Unicorn [1/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LithelyUnshod: Yep, voted on Sunday
sporkraptor: I can't vote because I'm not in Canada or Canadian
Rogue_07: I will
Athelgar: i can see a Conspiracy : Vote or Die working
smurfomancer: My vote doesn't matter b/c my riding would never go anything but blue...yayyyyyyyy.........
gualdhar: wait, vote your ABCs? I'm not Canadian
goombalax: ABCDNDP
Larkonus: Add a color of any mana?!
Nickiatori: @gualdhar anyone but conservitive
Stormgod519: good evening!
Rogue_07: I will forever resent this card for the one time I tried to tap it for mana but ended up targeting it with my spell on MODO
TabbyLavalamp: I will be up to my elbows in ballots. That's what "elbows up" means, right?
Stormgod519: hi friends!
gualdhar: @Nickiatori ah, good
Desruprot: We pay 3 mana and to pass the turn to ben?
LRRbot: Summoner's Bond | Conspiracy | Double agenda / Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
GirlPainting: can it tap for Magenta Mana?
LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Sorator13: @Rogue_07 oh dear 🙈
Manitu_25: me playing arena: naturally "salt-ay" heh
bytecaster: It makes them Partners!
Bugberry: Partner With conspiracy
r10pez10: oh wow
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
definenull: they were roommates!
Dog_of_Myth: They were roommates
Mindfire13: Build your own Partner with!
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Nickiatori: none fun with left beef
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
Diabore: that greed is so horny... wait
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definenull: is 46 the magic number for the format?
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ProcyonFlynn:
Nickiatori: Hi foxmar!
one_last_time_: The ham sandwich
Sorator13: quick, add some basic lands!@
rogerivany: I always played like 45 cards in this format.
Rogue_07: Ben, are you growing out your beard? It look good!
Nickiatori: didnt marshall also have Dack fayden?
YeetTheRich_: waow
Earthenone:
what does the horn of greed do?
A_Dub888: didn’t Kathleen win via mill in that?
smurfomancer: Hah, my strategy of never cutting below like 45 cards in any limited deck finally pays off! I'm unstoppable!
Larkonus: Horn of Greed draws me two additional... oh wait, wrong game.
bytecaster: It makes sense, it's related to pot of greed after all
LRRbot: Borderland Explorer [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.
Sorator13: I play Pot of Greed... wait, no
TheAwkes: At least it's not Landfall.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben, "starting with Graham"!
Gaz_L: hi chat, is this game/pod 1?
A_Dub888: @sorator13 what does that card do?
Nickiatori: Nelson playing defensivly agains mill lol
definenull: deck thinning i guess?!?
bytecaster: Graham just thinning his deck, to mill out faster, smort!
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 it allows me to draw two more cards from my deck!
micalovits: Also some graveyard matters
phoenixfeather14: @Gaz_L It is! There were technical issues
Sorator13: @Gaz_L tis!
LRRbot: Deputized Protester [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Menace / Melee
Sorator13: Methinks she doth deputize too much
Bugberry: which signs? designs
A_Dub888: @sorator13 instructions unclear: pulled two cards out of deck and doodled on the@
Sorator13: adam was right!
johnnylongtorso: but where's my Protesting Deputy
Nickiatori: does melee grant protection from deoderant?
LRRbot: Archdemon of Paliano [2BB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Draft this card face up. / As long as this card is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn this card face down. / Flying
LRRbot: Natural Unity | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Bugberry: then Mammoth Spider
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 instructions were clearly perfectly clear; you have succeeded in your task!
Gaz_L: stronger than before, powered up for more
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
Stormgod519: oh Ben...
bytecaster: Are we sure?
johnnylongtorso: conspiracy: spiders don't exist
Nickiatori: Spiders arent real - Ben
micalovits: Are you sure?
YeetTheRich_: what you believe in spiders?
Sorator13: were you THERE Ben? how do you KNOW?
Stormgod519: everyone?
innerbeard: arachnogenesis
Gaz_L: can you prove no spiders at Big Bang? were you there?
Larkonus: This made a lot of people very upset and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Bruceski: You don't know about the Big Spiderball Theory?
Manitu_25: I hated the spider patch
micalovits: Fun fact, electrons are spiders
A_Dub888: made a lot of people very scared
Voidhawk42: Wierld close to how Shelob turns up in Tolkien's mythology
Desruprot: We are all spiders
GasCityGaming: can we get spiders like that one game with the slider that just turns them to floating balls?
Pywodwagon: maybe the big bang was like when you break open a spider egg
smurfomancer: Broke: Big Bang Woke: Big Spider
Bruceski: In the beginning, there were spiders.
Flyingdelorion: Hot take: I like spiders!
Bugberry: @Voidhawk42 don't you mean Ungoliant?
LRRbot: Menagerie Liberator [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Trample / Melee
thraximore: spiders are neat
TabbyLavalamp: The Big Bang was caused by a spider crawling into the Ur-Universe's mouth when it was sleeping.
Gaz_L: m'lee
A_Dub888: @thraximore ur neat
LRRbot: Natural Unity | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
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