jessicaengle: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4233: "I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes" —Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
GirlPainting: just saying, the panalysts is one of the best things LRR has ever made
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure several of them agree with you
Evithian: oooo ARCS!!!
Evithian: very exciting
GasCityGaming: @GirlPainting 100% I've watched both seasons so many times!
GirlPainting: me²
GirlPainting: its a yearly watch
GirlPainting: sometimes 2 or more times
Juliamon: Anyway, the overall point is: there is very little they 'cancel' because it all comes down to what they have the time and resources to do. It's always on the table.
Juliamon: They WANT to do everything, but they literally can't
RockPusher:
Plus the LRR crew sometimes have their own things going on - for example there is a book I'd like to read at some point 
GirlPainting: well, the last thing i heared was that due to travel restrictions, the host wasn´t availeble....and then it whent to the way side
A_Dub888:
@juliamon what about the Paul clones? 
Juliamon: That's probably still the case.
IbunWest:
Juliamon: There is no update since then.
spawnofhastur: @A_Dub888 i am excited for "two switch 2s"
Earthenone: i hope paul dosent injure himself with them like the wii
Diabore: @spawnofhastur iirc they have said there wont be a "2 switch 2's"
TheWooglie: @Diabore seems derivative
Juliamon: they missed the boat with the Xbox 360
Juliamon: no point now
Juliamon: might as well stick to PS
GasCityGaming: Or the Xbox One
Earthenone:
i thought he did a xbox 1 shitpost? 
superdude097: OMG I just realized the reason Wheeler agreed to draft with the crew, then bailed in Friday Nights was to intentionally sabotage their draft night because he wanted to make their MtG lives hell! Super "Quick on the Uptake" Dude they call me
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GasCityGaming: I think so, no video though, though the PS ones are fairly involved.
Earthenone: ohh well im sure the resident nintendo experts will be back form japan by the time it releases and can do somethign silly with it
Earthenone: maybe a fresh cart tasting will come to live too
RockPusher: Suffix napkin math is dangerous stuff
GirlPainting: 20k channel points and no way to spend them...sigh
Diabore: @Earthenone we need to determine if the formula was improved for the switch 2
RockPusher:
Earthenone gotta validate the claims the new red carts have the same bitterant as the old carts — you know, for science! 
Nickiatori: anyone also watching the Habs game?
TheWooglie: I'm just over 20%
IbunWest: I haven't been keeping up with the playoffs at all
Marethyou: How long into the break are we?
jessicaengle: I think my city's team is still in the playoffs?
GasCityGaming: I keep up with the nhl via my freinds' social media
Nickiatori: I have been cheering for the good canadian teams and agains the bad canadian teams
innerbeard: 66k here
GasCityGaming: 510.4K
Diabore: i watch a lot of lrr
Diabore: i had over 4 million at one point
GasCityGaming: You are not alone
spawnofhastur: 54.9k; i don't watch much lrr on twitch
Dog_of_Myth: 982K.
jessicaengle: What did you do with all those @Diabore ?
innerbeard: they should do some gambling
GasCityGaming: I've lost a lot on bets lol
innerbeard: like who wins match
Nickiatori: 67k but i lost like 50k once on a james punch a chunk stream on here betting on diamonds
Diabore: @jessicaengle bad gambles when james decides to be reckless
RockPusher: One Mellion DolLRRs!
GasCityGaming: habs game is tied in the middle of the 2nd btw
jessicaengle:
YeetTheRich_: i think ian won me like 400k points once
Diabore: oh right yeah cts gambas too, lost a lot there
GasCityGaming: Think i lost a bunch on CamelUp on time?
Nickiatori: I hope the oilers lose again tonight
GasCityGaming: As an Albertan, so do I
insanecat6mtg: Shoot, lost track of time and missed the draft. I'll have to go back to the vods later.
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jessicaengle: Oh yeah, Live is tomorrow innit?
jessicaengle: Oh boy.
Dog_of_Myth: It is
GasCityGaming: it is!
TheAwkes: I won't say how many points I have, but I'll say I can modify an emote a clean 1376 times.
jessicaengle:
LRL hype
Diabore: categorically we can be assured that something will happen
GasCityGaming: BTW, getting back to earlier, showed my dad RoadQuest and he loved it, Beej was his favourite.
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foxherd3r: love conspiracy bummed i missed the draft part
Desruprot:
Nickiatori: this is gonna be a good weekend for me! bought a used touring bike today for some future plans, live tomorrow and date night with my partner on sunday!
KadmosTech:
Dog_of_Myth: I am going to miss Live tomorrow, got D&D. Literally going to storm Strahd's castle
GasCityGaming: that's awesome Nickiatori! I'm just getting over a bad cold myself
Solo_Support:
Suffix: Ni ni
Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
Sorator13: Oh, lovely!
Juliamon: rip
bytecaster: But this is supposed to be funny, right?
A_Dub888: cool technology!
micalovits: #BlameJAmes
Diabore: oh, that explains the extended break
thraximore:
jessicaengle: Gremlins!
smurfomancer: Nooooo, the tech goblins....
definenull: wait what?
sporkraptor: hello! goodbye!
RockPusher: Funny cameras‽ In a comedy office‽
Juliamon: Stand by for stream reboot
Nickiatori: @GasCityGaming me too lol! I am getting over it now but I was super sick two days ago
Bruceski: Everything is FINE
jessicaengle:
GasCityGaming:
IbunWest: Boy that was desynced
Decaped: bonus stream!
bytecaster: Can't tell if just holding a pose or stream offline
nyc_mtg: if you're in line to watch fnpf, STAY IN LINE
ShaneLeeAtk: It's a... Conspiracy!
tehfewl: diabolic sabotage
Suffix:
Desruprot: oh okay
vinewood_og: Went to the store for smokes, and never returned.....
GirlPainting: is this where we PANIC?
Dog_of_Myth: Nah,
johnnylongtorso: Loading Not Ready Wait
micalovits: !panic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
GasCityGaming: @Nickiatori swear something is legit going around
absoluteseeker: And they were never seen again!
Juliamon: If you have to, but we'd rather you didn't
jessicaengle: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #4007: "Don't panic, James. The panties can tell when you're panicking. They can sense it." —Paul [2017-02-09]
IbunWest:
vinewood_og: Everything. Is. Fine.
Dog_of_Myth: Have enough panic right now in the world. Need more chill
jessicaengle:
uhhhh 
IbunWest: that sure is a quote
RockPusher: Are the cameras haha hehe funny or bwahahah snort funny?
micalovits: That is... Certainly a quote
Natedogg2: There's no need to panic, but what if I want to panic a little bit, just for fun?
Sorator13: I still have the final frame before they went offline, and it took me a bit to decide they did indeed turn the stream off and weren't just doing another elaborate freeze frame gag (ala FN)
DarthRagnar815:
Nickiatori: @GasCityGaming I worked a trade show in Lacombe alberta with my dad last weekend and I think i caught it there
bobokiddo: idk how i feel about the quote...
foxherd3r: oh lol
smurfomancer: I blame Lars Gerhardt
jessicaengle: !findquote calm
LRRbot: Quote #181: "Calm down! I just need your bike so I can get to my blimp." —Graham [2015-04-30]
smurfomancer: Everything Is Fine
Dog_of_Myth: I blame Mic 5
Fruan: That has to be from the stream where James and Paul did a sewing
loufghyslaufey: Spoilered Plot Twist: "The Conspiracy hath been defeated..." Thus now, "the true conspiracy, begins..."
GasCityGaming: @Nickiatori Ah, boo-urns, we had a family dinner on Sunday here in the Hat and my sister and/or nephew passed it to me
vinewood_og: Loading? Ready.... RUN!!! (Punctuation matters.)
RockPusher: I assume that was when we stapled some underwear together
bytecaster: If all other players dropped out, is Chat the Monarch now?
jessicaengle:
@Fruan Oh yeah
jessicaengle: I forgot about that
loufghyslaufey: Voy
bobokiddo:
Suffix:
SAJewers: @bytecaster what about Paul?
loufghyslaufey: Whoops, wrong chat...
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IbunWest:
wee woo wee woo
GasCityGaming:
ShaneLeeAtk: Contact!
TheWooglie:
BigUruz: PICNIC!
Manitu_25:
GirlPainting:
Flyingdelorion: Kaasschaaf
DarthRagnar815:
thewafflesareburning:
Manitu_25:
:panic :panic
r10pez10: which one of you took the crown
MadWolf1290: such a tight angle
sporkraptor: nope, can't hear you
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Sorator13: oh good, we're back
sporkraptor: oh I was muted XD
Manitu_25:
hello 
RockPusher: You need to introduce the monarchy
A_Dub888: steal it?
LRRbot: Weight Advantage | Conspiracy | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
jessicaengle: When a folk singer says "take it" you *have* to take it
Diabore: thicc fight!
definenull: butt fighting!
bytecaster: The conspiracies was butts
RockPusher: Late Night Butt Fight!!!!
Sorator13: is that the term we settled on??
Voidhawk42: !card hexplate golem
LRRbot: Hexplate Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [5/7]
paronomasiac042: big booty blastin'
MegaDosX: He calls that the rear view
dutchmoose: Isn't that just farting?
loufghyslaufey: Kathleen in the background: "Dang it! It's should've been me! Not Cori." (pouts at taking the crown)
GirlPainting: Graham Dark
Pywodwagon: Dark Graham from the Mirror Dimension
Sorator13: G does seem a smidge dark
A_Dub888: cards? in THIS economy???
Nickiatori: Punished Graham
RockPusher:
Earthenone: i love how magic players consider a 2 player game multiplayer
RockPusher: Interpretive dance, very stealthy
Bugberry: Develop a system of winks and hand signs
Earthenone: dont*
definenull: footsies under the table
RecursiveAcronym: oh we're gambling!!
definenull: gamba?
LRRbot: Throne of the High City | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.
Larkonus: That was a solid harmony of "Ohhhhs."
Sorator13: ooh, gambling? I'm in!
GirlPainting: a THING?
tehfewl: Ben raw dogging his draft deck i see
LRRbot: Throne Warden [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
GirlPainting: i hope its a Basic THING
bytecaster: Thwarden
LRRbot: Voyaging Satyr [1G] | Creature — Satyr Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land.
definenull: he's ramping!
Nickiatori: You can steal; back the monarch from someone on the end of their second main phase lol
jessicaengle: I have no idea what I'm betting on, but I'm putting it all on Ben!
LRRbot: Deadly Designs [1B] | Enchantment | {2}: Put a plot counter on this enchantment. Any player may activate this ability. / When there are five or more plot counters on this enchantment, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy up to two target creatures.
Sorator13: *anyone* can put a plot counter on it!
definenull: ooh i like this card
RockPusher:
Voyeur Satyr… no wait, that's very different
johnnylongtorso: oh no, politics
Desruprot: any player may
LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
Sorator13:
@RockPusher is it, though?
Bugberry: And it's a may
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Bugberry: "up to" I mean
A_Dub888:
Sorator13: well, an "up to". But yes.
Suffix: I already did.
Bugberry: vote to take the "crown"
Diabore: i voted last weekend
Bugberry: Conspiracy: Rock the Vote
Bruceski: Vote early, vote often
Nickiatori: you cant make me! I dont want t ovote because there isnt a rhino candidate in my riding
Desruprot:
politics in conspiracy 
quietcat: hooray for advanced polls!
Sorator13: I mean, you could try. But please don't.
definenull: honse!
letsbelgo: voting rarely works. Just eat the rich.
Nickiatori: I already voted btw
LRRbot: Opaline Unicorn [3] | Artifact Creature — Unicorn [1/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LithelyUnshod: Yep, voted on Sunday
sporkraptor: I can't vote because I'm not in Canada or Canadian
Rogue_07: I will
Athelgar: i can see a Conspiracy : Vote or Die working
smurfomancer: My vote doesn't matter b/c my riding would never go anything but blue...yayyyyyyyy.........
gualdhar: wait, vote your ABCs? I'm not Canadian
goombalax: ABCDNDP
Larkonus: Add a color of any mana?!
Nickiatori: @gualdhar anyone but conservitive
Stormgod519: good evening!
Rogue_07: I will forever resent this card for the one time I tried to tap it for mana but ended up targeting it with my spell on MODO
TabbyLavalamp: I will be up to my elbows in ballots. That's what "elbows up" means, right?
Stormgod519: hi friends!
gualdhar: @Nickiatori ah, good
Desruprot: We pay 3 mana and to pass the turn to ben?
LRRbot: Summoner's Bond | Conspiracy | Double agenda / Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
GirlPainting: can it tap for Magenta Mana?
LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Sorator13: @Rogue_07 oh dear 🙈
Manitu_25: me playing arena: naturally "salt-ay" heh
bytecaster: It makes them Partners!
Bugberry: Partner With conspiracy
r10pez10: oh wow
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
definenull: they were roommates!
Dog_of_Myth: They were roommates
Mindfire13: Build your own Partner with!
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Nickiatori: none fun with left beef
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
Diabore: that greed is so horny... wait
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definenull: is 46 the magic number for the format?
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Nickiatori: Hi foxmar!
one_last_time_: The ham sandwich
Sorator13: quick, add some basic lands!@
rogerivany: I always played like 45 cards in this format.
Rogue_07: Ben, are you growing out your beard? It look good!
Nickiatori: didnt marshall also have Dack fayden?
YeetTheRich_: waow
Earthenone:
what does the horn of greed do?
A_Dub888: didn’t Kathleen win via mill in that?
smurfomancer: Hah, my strategy of never cutting below like 45 cards in any limited deck finally pays off! I'm unstoppable!
Larkonus: Horn of Greed draws me two additional... oh wait, wrong game.
bytecaster: It makes sense, it's related to pot of greed after all
LRRbot: Borderland Explorer [1G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/1] | When this creature enters, each player may discard a card. Each player who discarded a card this way may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.
Sorator13: I play Pot of Greed... wait, no
TheAwkes: At least it's not Landfall.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben, "starting with Graham"!
Gaz_L: hi chat, is this game/pod 1?
A_Dub888: @sorator13 what does that card do?
Nickiatori: Nelson playing defensivly agains mill lol
definenull: deck thinning i guess?!?
bytecaster: Graham just thinning his deck, to mill out faster, smort!
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 it allows me to draw two more cards from my deck!
micalovits: Also some graveyard matters
phoenixfeather14: @Gaz_L It is! There were technical issues
Sorator13: @Gaz_L tis!
LRRbot: Deputized Protester [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Menace / Melee
Sorator13: Methinks she doth deputize too much
Bugberry: which signs? designs
A_Dub888: @sorator13 instructions unclear: pulled two cards out of deck and doodled on the@
Sorator13: adam was right!
johnnylongtorso: but where's my Protesting Deputy
Nickiatori: does melee grant protection from deoderant?
LRRbot: Archdemon of Paliano [2BB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Draft this card face up. / As long as this card is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn this card face down. / Flying
LRRbot: Natural Unity | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Bugberry: then Mammoth Spider
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 instructions were clearly perfectly clear; you have succeeded in your task!
Gaz_L: stronger than before, powered up for more
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
Stormgod519: oh Ben...
bytecaster: Are we sure?
johnnylongtorso: conspiracy: spiders don't exist
Nickiatori: Spiders arent real - Ben
micalovits: Are you sure?
YeetTheRich_: what you believe in spiders?
Sorator13: were you THERE Ben? how do you KNOW?
Stormgod519: everyone?
innerbeard: arachnogenesis
Gaz_L: can you prove no spiders at Big Bang? were you there?
Larkonus: This made a lot of people very upset and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Bruceski: You don't know about the Big Spiderball Theory?
Manitu_25: I hated the spider patch
micalovits: Fun fact, electrons are spiders
A_Dub888: made a lot of people very scared
Voidhawk42: Wierld close to how Shelob turns up in Tolkien's mythology
Desruprot: We are all spiders
GasCityGaming: can we get spiders like that one game with the slider that just turns them to floating balls?
Pywodwagon: maybe the big bang was like when you break open a spider egg
smurfomancer: Broke: Big Bang Woke: Big Spider
Bruceski: In the beginning, there were spiders.
Flyingdelorion: Hot take: I like spiders!
Bugberry: @Voidhawk42 don't you mean Ungoliant?
LRRbot: Menagerie Liberator [3G] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Trample / Melee
thraximore: spiders are neat
TabbyLavalamp: The Big Bang was caused by a spider crawling into the Ur-Universe's mouth when it was sleeping.
Gaz_L: m'lee
A_Dub888: @thraximore ur neat
LRRbot: Natural Unity | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."
Larkonus: @TabbyLavalamp Thanks, I hate that mental image.
Gaz_L: lorge number
thraximore:
TabbyLavalamp:
@Larkonus You're welcome. 
Flyingdelorion: I also like Spider-man, but let's not god down that rabbithole...
smurfomancer: @Bugberry Aww yeah, someone pulling out the deep cuts!
lamina5432: I’m fine with the existence of spiders just don’t let me see them.
Gaz_L: oh god don't invoke Peter Parker in a Magic stream
Mindfire13: Spiders Georg is a primordial being; the one who created Spiders in the year 14 billion BC
Sorator13: @lamina5432 big same
sporkraptor: Astonishing Arachnid Lad?
Sorator13: Yeah, pretty sure it does
r10pez10: oh yeah melee
TabbyLavalamp: Now I'm wondering if radioactive spider will be a card in the Spider-Man UB set.
definenull:
?
Stormgod519: oh right
LRRbot: Goblin Racketeer [3R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [4/2] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls.
bytecaster: Smash Bros Melee is pretty popular in Fiora, huh?
Stormgod519: If goad also made it so said creature cant block, then maybe...
Gaz_L: @TabbyLavalamp "Bitten By Radioactive Spider" might be an enchantment or something
micalovits: Is this the set with GRRenzo?
LRRbot: Netcaster Spider [2G] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone remember what colors Ben's Regicide works on?
micalovits: Or is this the BR grenzo
ShaneLeeAtk: Were there any Hex Golems?!
sporkraptor: a lieder
Stormgod519: oh wow
definenull: conspidro gigante?
r10pez10: i think ben's was naya
Stormgod519: a web of lies...
TabbyLavalamp: It could pump one of your creatures.
PadawanTK16: @LoadingReadyRun Naya
Bruceski: red... blue... and white?
Bugberry: @Bruceski certain cards just say "goaded for the rest of the game" or similar.
Bruceski: ah
Larkonus: Conspiracy: Take the Milkshake
dutchmoose: Damn that must be a good milkshake
Sorator13: I think there's a frog in your milkshake
TheWooglie: I thought the lore was you had to lose to get a milk shake?
nyc_mtg: coughspiracy: take the lozenge
micalovits: Drink it, not inhale it G
niccus: conspiracy: now with real iocane
WriterRaven: Conspiracy: Big the Spider
bytecaster: This thing is "on spider"
Juliamon: Milkshakes always restrict my airways. I assume it's from the cold.
Sorator13: is that like being on fleek?
Diabore: sounds like nelly is the whole tables opponent
Stormgod519: right down land card lane
Stormgod519: dammit
Stormgod519: I wasn't fast enough
coriolis_storm: Buttfighting Spiders!
definenull: fire. a lot of fire.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Player removal is creature removal.
Manitu_25: as the premier yapper of this format: I have been summoned?$
tsuuisalie: did they draft beforehand? i just tuned in
Sorator13: @tsuuisalie they did!
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
r10pez10: looking at the prediction, y'all are about even to win
Juliamon: stream started 30min early for draft
LRRbot: Custodi Peacekeeper [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card. / {W}, {T}: Tap target creature with power less than or equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Custodi Peacekeeper.
Gaz_L: 12 removal and 10 creatures
tsuuisalie: i see! thx!!
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r10pez10: like nelson's highest on 28% and the lowest is 23%
definenull: uh oh nelly's politicking! \hj
micalovits: How dare he conspire like that!
Gaz_L: i've never played Conspiracy, is it possible to interact with Conspiracy cards once the match starts or only during draft?
Juliamon: Card-dependent
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
micalovits: No way to remove your opponents conspiracy notably
Bugberry: horny for horn
ElektroTal: thinking is bad for you
JinaMahavira: @ElektroTal thinky stinky
Gaz_L:
group hug effects like that are so satisfying because you feel like you're contributing even if it's the only thing you cast
LoadingReadyRun: I believe most of the conspiracy cards occupy the "command zone" aka a zone outside the game that can't be interacted with
LRRbot: Dragonlair Spider [2RRGG] | Creature — Spider [5/6] | Reach / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Dog_of_Myth: yoooo
definenull: oh boy
TheWooglie: that's a bigger spider
Sorator13: oh lordy
definenull: nelly is really going spider typal here
Earthenone: simpsons meme of "cant be interacted with... so far"
Bruceski: A spider that lays dragons?
MegaDosX: Who was it talking about spiders earlier? I think you summoned this
r10pez10: the rare gruul spider
Gaz_L: Nelson Salahub: Spiders-Man
e_bloc: babies cant reach
smurfomancer: @Gaz_L They can't be touched, similar to planeswalker emblems
GasCityGaming: Uh Oh! Stinky Thinky! (I think I may tell my therapist about this line so that they can have it stuck in their head forever now too)
nymistrya: God I used to play this spider in my Karthus commander deck to devour the tokens. What a flashback
Bugberry: @e_bloc I think the flavor is that they are scavengers after it's meals.
TristalMTG: Were Graham's blockers big enough?
letsbelgo: bug
LRRbot: Fang of the Pack [5G] | Creature — Wolf [5/3] | Melee / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains melee until end of turn.
letsbelgo: bugsss
Manitu_25: BUG is the best colour combination
Stormgod519: yep
Stormgod519: Muliple instances of melee stack
Bugberry: Like Prowess stacking
Stormgod519: yeah
Natedogg2: Yep, all instances of melee will trigger when it attacks.
r10pez10: oh that's gross
TabbyLavalamp: I prefer Sultai.
ElektroTal: i love the conspiracy sets because they're basically a power capped cube
Stormgod519: big lover of RUGs myself
ElektroTal: and a bunch of awesome cards that have like no use in other formats are great here
plundypops: "Spider brother" is the non-ub spiderman
micalovits: You can check your sideboard I guess?
LRRbot: Animus of Predation [4G] | Creature — Avatar [4/4] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. / If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, this creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.
r10pez10: flying and lifelink, whee
Bruceski: "Spend the entirety of my turn killing a spider" sounds about like
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flifelink.
Bruceski: *right
Sorator13: Flylink?
nyc_mtg: FifeLink: find single flautists in your area
Stormgod519: lifeing
Sorator13: !card death wind
LRRbot: Death Wind [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn.
LRRbot: Pharika's Mender [3BG] | Creature — Gorgon [4/3] | When this creature enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Deadly Designs [1B] | Enchantment | {2}: Put a plot counter on this enchantment. Any player may activate this ability. / When there are five or more plot counters on this enchantment, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy up to two target creatures.
bytecaster: That spider do be spawning
Stormgod519: lol
MegaDosX: Awooga
Sorator13:
Bugberry: tooot!
TheWooglie:
Stormgod519: honka honka
r10pez10: hahaha
smurfomancer: Love recurring deadly designs. I've got it in a commander deck with Lurrus.
Earthenone: UwUga
Rogue_07: Whoop! Whoop! That's the sound of the police!
Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaa
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
definenull: cards you can hear
Manitu_25: ooga ooga ooga chacka
Stormgod519: Horn of Green but w/ Dog of Wisdom soungs
Stormgod519: sounds
LoadingReadyRun: I do find it funny when conspiracy cards get used in non-draft and have very odd or unintuitive effects
Gaz_L: power AND toughness?! i don't think that's allowed
LRRbot: Sylvan Bounty [5G] | Instant | Target player gains 8 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{G}
Stormgod519: oh
r10pez10: oh
Stormgod519: thanks Nelly
goombalax: Mana. It's in you to give.
Gaz_L: wait, don't you have to sac that when it pops or did i mess Ben playing a second one?
Stormgod519: very good
TristalMTG: @Gaz_L played Pharika's Mender to get it back
Earthenone: sarah machlochlan is the one who sings about the shelter dogs right?
Gaz_L: ahhh
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Nickiatori: my brain went 2 worlds one family from tarzan
LithelyUnshod: @Earthenone In The Arms of an Angel, yes
LRRbot: Wings of the Guard [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / Melee
public_key_reveal_party: The shelter dogs licenced that music?
Stormgod519: pfft
Gaz_L: proceed to bug step
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Ukon_Cairns: the BG deck do be pretty good at picking a thing, and then casting that thing 4 times until morale improves
TabbyLavalamp: @Earthenone Sorry to be that gal, but as a Lilith Fair attendee I need to say that it's "Sarah McLachlan".
micalovits: So true bestee
Sorator13: G, I don't think that's the sound the horn makes
PadawanTK16: @Gaz_L bug step has to be one of my favorite music genres
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Burning Wish [1R] | Sorcery | You may reveal a sorcery card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Burning Wish.
Stormgod519: oh...
Stormgod519: lol
Sorator13: YES
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Pywodwagon: I understand your pain, nelly
Stormgod519: Oh my god
Earthenone: do we have companion cube?
Stormgod519: lol
smurfomancer: Nooooo, the bit!
micalovits: Do you want the other pod to go home at midnight?
innerbeard: scryfall roulette
JonHerzogArtist: Jokelhaups?
Ukon_Cairns: jokulhalps ??
Dog_of_Myth: Worldfire?
Diabore: @Earthenone pretty sure companion cube is an instant
Xerodin: BOOSTER TUTOR
YeetTheRich_: it is not in there
Bugberry: Warp World
Stormgod519: go snag an Opening Ceremony
Diabore: !card companion cube
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Stormgod519: yes!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's an Enter the Dungeon in the Unsanctioned box.
Diabore: !card booster tutor
LRRbot: Booster Tutor [B] | Instant | Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
Stormgod519: !opening ceremony
Stormgod519: oops
Diabore: yeah boostie tutie is instant
Stormgod519: !card opening ceremony
LRRbot: Opening Ceremony [4RR] | Sorcery | Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.
HadesLeprechaun: just ask Wheeler for the most fun card he can produce in 3 minutes
Stormgod519: @HadesLeprechaun minsc and boo...
YeetTheRich_: cast forth eorlingas lmao
Sorator13: !card strategy s
LRRbot: Strategy, Schmategy [1R] | Sorcery | Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect. / 1 — Do nothing. / 2 — Destroy all artifacts. / 3 — Destroy all lands. / 4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player. / 5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards. / 6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Burning Wish [1R] | Sorcery | You may reveal a sorcery card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Burning Wish.
definenull: CHAOS
Stormgod519: 1 incoming
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
Rogue_07: 3! 3! 3! 3!
YeetTheRich_: cmon 3
hackingducks: oof already getting fun
Gaz_L: ok, so could just be Armageddon
Stormgod519: magic number time
micalovits: 6!
loufghyslaufey: Graham drafted an UN-CARD!?
Diabore: SIX
v_nome: Goodbye all lands
Stormgod519: artifacts
nyc_mtg: NOOO THE HORN
v_nome: phew
micalovits: Boooo!
Stormgod519: rip to the horn
smurfomancer: 6! 6! 6! ...wait no
Diabore: rip unicorn
Stormgod519: wooga chakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sorator13:
sad awooga 
letsbelgo: used a rolldown d6, doesn't count
Stormgod519: lol
Bugberry: 2 Red cards for basically 2 shatters.
adept_nekomancer: I was hoping he'd pick "Better than one". Make Paul join the fun.
loufghyslaufey: Ah, subgame... If only?
LRRbot: Grenzo's Ruffians [2RR] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Melee / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.
Stormgod519: what did you call me?
Nickiatori: oh shoot thats another hydra omnivore i need that for Halana alena
Stormgod519: *crickets*
loufghyslaufey: Graham? Graham? Would Graham know? Has the Friday Night Paper Fight ever hosted a subgame before?
MegaDosX: Sad awooga
goombalax: @Nickiatori do you have !card Kediss
Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey Not sure if FNPF has, but PPRs have a few times
goombalax: !card Kediss
LRRbot: Kediss, Emberclaw Familiar [1R] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Lizard [1/1] | Whenever a commander you control deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent. / Partner
Stormgod519: @loufghyslaufey the threat of Shahrazad was there lol
loufghyslaufey: The Beejlander format should try it some time... No?
LRRbot: Child of Night [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Lifelink
definenull: Although I don't think they could do the undertable subgame at such short notice
Manitu_25: oh hey it's kathleen
Stormgod519: @loufghyslaufey beejlander doesn't know what its doing...
Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey Little unlikely to find a subgame card in a dollar store repack, but it would be fun
eastcoastplaytesters: This set is sooooo good. I can't believe you didn't invite me
Gaz_L: aw, sucks most of the subgame cards are double pips
Stormgod519: I like the threat of Shahrazad
LRRbot: Dragonlair Spider [2RRGG] | Creature — Spider [5/6] | Reach / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Stormgod519: Now hang on!
micalovits: A second one???
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13:
Stormgod519: A Second Yargle?!?
nyc_mtg: mr president
Manitu_25: lmaao
Bugberry: You could have cast Warp World, and it would have dealt with the Spiders.
Pywodwagon: lmao, lol
letsbelgo: spodered
definenull: Sadness is on the stack
Sorator13: Ben, weren't you the one who said "yeah I just drafted a boring good deck"?
Ukon_Cairns: why is nelson full of spiders
YeetTheRich_: huge for the nelson betters
Stormgod519: Scrambleverse...
Voidhawk42: "Mr president, a second spider has struck the board"
Bugberry: or Thieve's Auction
JinaMahavira: everyone wipe down your cards...
Stormgod519: Could always pull a Sway of the Stars...
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
Stormgod519: tho you arent in blue
definenull: Hungry luke
Gaz_L: serving Leuc's
Stormgod519: pfft
Rogue_07: Ravenous Luke Skywalker
definenull: Sandblast!
loufghyslaufey: Welp, it's not a Ishkaknah Spider... Or a Jund Spider...
niccus: do you have a Better Than One? (draft someone as a teammate)
goombalax: Ian Hornman
Stormgod519: isnt the schmanegy in Graham's GY?
loufghyslaufey: Jund Spider commander when, Gavin?
adept_nekomancer: @niccus I was also team "Better than One", lol
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 It should be, yes
TristalMTG: I actually don't think falling star can hit tokens, it can only hit cards
TristalMTG: !card falling star
LRRbot: Falling Star [2R] | Sorcery | Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Stormgod519: I was gonna say
TristalMTG: nope, my bad
Stormgod519: @TristalMTG it can
definenull: My b
Stormgod519: fair question tho
LRRbot: Altar's Reap [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
Diabore: grahamcould have grabbed maelstrom pulse to kill all the spiders
Bugberry: @loufghyslaufey Thantis exists.
RageAgainstTheSubs: @loufghyslaufey Thantis?
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: a
LRRbot: Shambling Goblin [B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [1/1] | When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
A_Dub888: Has anyone taken the crown
A_Dub888: ?
micalovits: Nope, not yet
MegaDosX: You don't?
Suffix: I mean.
Stormgod519: Wheeler is here!
Bugberry: Wheeler has every card, just ask him.
Diabore: sorry, i missed a space, i said could, not should, i agree with the pick
loufghyslaufey: I guess? I thought it'd do more though.
goombalax: You have a printer
public_key_reveal_party: We saw Wheeler's black lotus, we saw Friday nights
LithelyUnshod: Moxfield will tell you
Stormgod519: can you prove that?
eastcoastplaytesters: You can on Moxfield now, it'll tell you what precon it came from
Bugberry: just most
YeetTheRich_: i don't believe you
loufghyslaufey: It leans more... Gruul than any of it dual colors?
Stormgod519: yeah, it does
Mindfire13: Maelstrom Pulse could only be in the Riveteers deck from New Capenna Commander
Stormgod519: No its a printer, not a fax machine Nelly...
LRRbot: Ravenous Leucrocota [3G] | Creature — Beast [2/4] | Vigilance / {6}{G}: Monstrosity 3.
LoadingReadyRun: mtg.wtf tells the precons, too
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 have you seen the problems printers have? Fire is *not* out of the question
MegaDosX: Having had to deal with HP tech support for work, I agree with Beej
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 lol
Sorator13: I also agree with Beej
loufghyslaufey: "Wut the foil?"
eastcoastplaytesters: There's just a button on Moxfield now that says "Wondering which precon this was in?"
loufghyslaufey: Where did the last printer end up by Beej's decree though?
Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey It's not something we can talk about, for legal reasons.
Bugberry: Conspiracy/Battlebond crossover would be neet.
LRRbot: Ballot Broker [2W] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | While voting, you may vote an additional time.
HadesLeprechaun: Rakdos Charm not in Conspiracy, right?
loufghyslaufey: Ah
Stormgod519: happy pride
Stormgod519: @HadesLeprechaun no, tho that would be sweet
Bugberry: monstrous luke
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 you're sweet
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 no U!
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 how darre
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 I could ask the same
LRRbot: Gang of Devils [5R] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | When this creature dies, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
LRRbot: Altar's Reap [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: the life totals
Stormgod519: 9, 10, 11, 12
A_Dub888: #TeamOrder
Sorator13: I've heard you count higher than that
Stormgod519: y'know what they say about big decks...
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 lol
virgil82: @Stormgod519 Big deck box?
sporkraptor: @Stormgod519 they play big hands?
LoadingReadyRun: Who up, Greeding their horn?
Sorator13:
Stormgod519: yes and yes...
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun evidently not Cori...
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Stormgod519: card reader pls?
Sorator13: !card lay of the land
LRRbot: Lay of the Land [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Stormgod519: thanks Ben
LRRbot: Lay of the Land [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun not on main
Stormgod519: lol
TristalMTG: They've banned a Lay of the Land analogue
Sorator13: much to Serge's chagrin!
Stormgod519: WOE made a way better version
Bugberry: !card roost seek
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery — Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Manitu_25: Nah, roost seek is a ramp spell. as we learned
Stormgod519: and costs 3
Sorator13: Oh, it's very understandable; it's just also very funny
Stormgod519: o7 Cori!
Sorator13: o7
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, the other green dragon shares a lot of similarities
eastcoastplaytesters: Cool skull
bytecaster: Is that a new skull?
Stormgod519: Nelly...
Stormgod519: can't just be feeding into Wheeler
Stormgod519: LOL
Sorator13:
r10pez10: !addquote (Nelson) [Now] Wheeler was right. Hashtag.
LRRbot: New quote #9301: "Wheeler was right. Hashtag." —Nelson [2025-04-25]
Manitu_25: don't worry, we'll "ben please" him later
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, notably nelly did cast that blurry green card, and cori didnt. and here we are
DarkNacht: !findquote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #9301: "Wheeler was right. Hashtag." —Nelson [2025-04-25]
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: quite the quote
LithelyUnshod: Insects are crustaceans
AtomicAlchemical: legs for one thing
YeetTheRich_: oh
LRRbot: Gratuitous Violence [2RRR] | Enchantment | If a creature you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
Stormgod519: OH MY GOD
Stormgod519: les gooooooo
Bugberry: Also number of eyes.
definenull: proceed to beep beep
tsunamishadow: I joined late, was there a draft?
Juliamon: yes
Juliamon: stream started early for it
tsunamishadow:
@Juliamon 
LRRbot: Death Wind [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn.
Stormgod519: Commander Akra?
Stormgod519: Oh boy
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
Diabore: leo!
Stormgod519: das fun
JonHerzogArtist: Hey, that guy is banned in some things, he's gotta be decent
LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
Stormgod519: @JonHerzogArtist he is, dw
Diabore: you or a permanent too, so face spells also draw
Stormgod519: yep
Stormgod519: Leo is great
LRRbot: Absorb Vis [6B] | Sorcery | Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life. / Basic landcycling {1}{B}
definenull: thank goodness the horn is gone
ElektroTal: absorb vis is such a perfect magic card
Stormgod519: on camera?
eastcoastplaytesters: DE-VIS-ERATED
Stormgod519: oh hi Shivam!
Sorator13: Vis! This mug is full of vis! I'm drinking vis!
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: big LUKE!
Juliamon: I love it (vis)
r10pez10: 7 mana for an 8 point life swing seems okay
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, Luukeyyyyyy
bytecaster: Sandblast
Sorator13: @r10pez10 It's no Lightning Helix, though
Manitu_25: big luc sounds like a character froma tarantino movie
lamina5432: wheeling Cameron in for the cold open would be a sight
definenull: ggs g
LRRbot: Skyline Despot [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.
Stormgod519: ze monachee
nyc_mtg: nelly da king
Sorator13: too bad the monarch doesn't help you
vinewood_og: The Monarch!!!!
TristalMTG: surely Paul has a sound effect for this
Sorator13: because Leovold
Diabore: yeah feels like nelly very wins
smurfomancer: This two-headed giant strategy, uhhhhhhh........sure was a choice
Bugberry: too many lukes
Veshnikard: Can't draw though
Sorator13: Nelly doesn't draw for monarch
Diabore: did nelly draw? JUDGE
Bugberry: Time Spiral classic
LRRbot: Sulfurous Blast [2RR] | Instant | Sulfurous Blast deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. If you cast this spell during your main phase, Sulfurous Blast deals 3 damage to each creature and each player instead.
Stormgod519: nope
Diabore: JUDGE
Stormgod519: well....
glyndev:
Stormgod519: GGs
Stormgod519: @Diabore wassup...
nyc_mtg: Clap
Pharmacistjudge:
letsbelgo: thanks for the points nerds
Stormgod519: lol
insanecat6mtg:
LRRbot: Echoing Boon | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.
Pywodwagon: alright Nelly don't get two more today
LRRbot: Incendiary Dissent | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
dutchmoose: yo I won 47k more points lol
Sorator13:
rogerivany: The gamba Favourite won.
Stormgod519: is it just 2 pods tonight?
Stormgod519: I assume yes
Sorator13: Yeah, that's how conspiracy goes
Pywodwagon: hell yea more useless points
Stormgod519: pardon
Bugberry: butt-fighting with fire-breathing is just farting aggressively.
Stormgod519: I meant "we're only getting 2 games tonight, correct?"
WriterRaven punts the AI-powered PC ad directly into the sun
smurfomancer: *burns the smarmy questrade ad to the ground*
Stormgod519: lol
TheAwkes: That QT ad is just the worst kind of arrogant.
bytecaster: I don't get any ads but I support you in ad arson!
Stormgod519: this music is great
TheAwkes: Kinda like... the Quake 3 Arena lobby music, I want to say?
Stormgod519: maybe
Stormgod519: anyways, im a fan
Stormgod519: 1 million!
Spectre97: Oooh, Roottrees are Dead on TTS? Hell yeah
Stormgod519: ayyyy
Stormgod519: Hi Angel!
nyc_mtg: angel!!!!!!
Stormgod519: *claps*
ghizmou:
Manitu_25:
hellooo
Sorator13: I kinda want to see James wear that dress
smurfomancer: Are you sure? Maybe you ate him.
Sorator13: (I like the dress)
LRRbot: Sovereign's Realm | Conspiracy | Your starting deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is five. / Exile a card from your hand: This turn, you may play basic lands from outside the game. / Basic lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
chaps_the_goblin_king: that wide shot was crisp
Bugberry: oh this one
MegaDosX: This is the most busted one isn't it?
chaps_the_goblin_king: David Bowie's Realm?
tehfewl: its a banger
Stormgod519: tis pretty decent
smurfomancer: 5 colour good stuff!!!
bytecaster: Kathleen is playing Lorcana
LRRbot: Weight Advantage | Conspiracy | Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Stormgod519: conspiracy to butt fighting
kevsta47: Oh good, I made it back for Party Pod.
JonHerzogArtist: holy cow
Sorator13:
MegaDosX: Wheeler, Master Conspirator
bytecaster: Wheeler!
smurfomancer: OH NO
LRRbot: Arcane Savant [3UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile an instant or sorcery card you drafted that isn't in your deck. / When this creature enters, copy a card you exiled with cards named Arcane Savant. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
northos: I see wheeler came to play hard tonight
Stormgod519: lol Wheeler...
Bugberry: one ben has no draft-matters effects, the other ALL of them.
Diabore: jesus
Larkonus: I used Arcane Savant as a picture for a D&D character once. It was a fun sorcerer.
SubscribensteinsMonster: I had arcane savant in my cube, I had to remove it because it was far too powerful, especially in the blink archetype
chaps_the_goblin_king: So... Archenemy Conspiracy?
micalovits: I only remember "Blurry green card"
bytecaster: <message deleted>Ben please!
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
Stormgod519: <message deleted>Ben, pls.......................
goombalax: Ben, Thank You
Sorator13: Ben pleads
A_Dub888: <message deleted>Wheeler pls
ghizmou: <message deleted>please benjamin
virgil82: Ben why?
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
micalovits: plz ben
kumatsu: what if I just try and give you a slow play warning at FNM
vetr1c: Ben's peas
public_key_reveal_party: Wheeler has a very particular set of skills
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Benj, cheese
nyc_mtg: smh
Stormgod519: @vetr1c how'd you find those?
YeetTheRich_: blat blat
Manitu_25: I love this chat lol
A_Dub888: @public_key_reveal_party Collecting Germain Foils?
Stormgod519: same; also reasonable, mods
TristalMTG: Naturally Kathleen chooses Swamps
micalovits: Mods actually shooting things is pretty funny
bytecaster: Got shot, correctly so
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
Stormgod519: Michelle?
dm818: And also, you can't have basics in your deck
rogerivany: How good is that Kiln Fiend at pottery?
LRRbot: Ogre Sentry [1R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | Defender
Bugberry: Mirrodin ogres are a bit more mouthy
Stormgod519: @rogerivany you'd probably have to ask michelle
LRRbot: Spectral Grasp [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / Enchanted creature can't block creatures you control.
LRRbot: Jeering Homunculus [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | When this creature enters, you may goad target creature.
r10pez10: oh hey it's kaya
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
nyc_mtg: goaded with the sauce
tehfewl: with the sauce?
Stormgod519: lol
WheatMantis: is this game also two headed giant? lol
Stormgod519: @WheatMantis no
bytecaster: @Stormgod519 not yet
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
ghizmou: kathleen is correctly not impressed
bytecaster: Everybody knows it goes 1 2 3 Bajillion
Voidhawk42: Kathleen is a Dark Confidant and we all know it
Sorator13: okay but you didn't kill the thing
Sorator13: >:(
micalovits: Lol
LRRbot: Skittering Crustacean [2U] | Creature — Crab [2/3] | {6}{U}: Monstrosity 4. / As long as this creature is monstrous, it has hexproof.
Xerodin: why not repulse the kiln fiend?
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519:
Sorator13: @Xerodin because this way, he gets to deal 4 damage? It's only goaded for one turn
LRRbot: Omenspeaker [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | When this creature enters, scry 2.
Stormgod519: man
Stormgod519: this card got the power creep too
Stormgod519: !card mardu devotee
LRRbot: Mardu Devotee [W] | Creature — Human Scout [1/2] | When this creature enters, scry 2. / {1}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}. Activate only once each turn.
LoadingReadyRun: A Homunculus is a magical creature created by a wizard, right? I like the idea that a wizard created the Jeering Homunculus just because he got tired of flipping everyone off himself
coriolis_storm: Only murders in Angel’s building
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun LOL
Juliamon: a goblin wizard made it
Bugberry: @Stormgod519 well it only has 2 toughness, so not strictly better.
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Kiln Friends
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 or he made it so people were too busy dealing with it to bother them
LRRbot: Marchesa's Decree [3B] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.
Diabore: !card revenge of crows
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
micalovits: All Hail Queen Kathleen!
Diabore: !card revenge of ravens
LRRbot: Revenge of Ravens [3B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Pharmacistjudge: The flex
chaps_the_goblin_king: lol Celsius doesn't need to advertise to me I'm already barely holding my worklife together by overusing energy drinks
Sorator13: so, you retired champion?
Stormgod519: of course
ElektroTal: wait, why didn't they do it again?
Stormgod519: Faborjegg?
chaps_the_goblin_king: "You too shall feel the sting of the MIGHTY MONARCH!"
ghizmou: kinder are much more delicious than fabergé
r10pez10: do fabrege eggs have a toy inside
Stormgod519: @ElektroTal in case Rachel, Josh, and Jimmy failed to make the final round
theamc2000: I also thought kinder eggs were kind of metallic
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
lesbiandracula: most things are edible
Sorator13: @r10pez10 Literally, yes!
A_Dub888: fabregegg
Stormgod519: Angel's the queen!
TruPhantomAngel: I just got to the con once Kathleen won Game Knights live. It was great!
Manitu_25: so conspiracy WAS the first hat set
LRRbot: Summoner's Bond | Conspiracy | Double agenda / Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Custodi Lich [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Cleric [4/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Sorator13: famously, the "surprise" inside the egg was what sold the tsar's wife on them, and she liked it so much that her husband commissioned one to be made each year, and then when he died, his son did the same both for his mother & his wife
TruPhantomAngel: @manitu_25 Always had been. xD
vinewood_og: 100% dat lich
TheAwkes: Call me when there's a custardy lich.
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
theamc2000: Boxing is truly based
r10pez10: !clip
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Sorator13: there's a whole fanclub for Faberge eggs that are searching for the lost eggs & lost surprises that go with them
LRRbot: Ghostly Prison [2W] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
theamc2000: chocolate
bytecaster: A cheap toy
dumbo3k: The receipt
A_Dub888: air?
r10pez10: a smaller fabrege egg
smurfomancer: Are faberge eggs prisons for ghosts?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: russian nesting fabrege egg is a funny concept
lamina5432: there’s a detective Conan movie about the faberge eggs
Sorator13: The first Faberge egg was pretty simple - it was a plain white egg, with a golden yolk inside that can be removed, and a golden hen inside that
Simonark: usually bejeweled miniatures?
LRRbot: Mnemonic Wall [4U] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
TheAwkes: Fabretryoshka Egg
LucasTheDrgn: i think the faberge egg would house ghosts and not spirits. They would not be happy after being trapped in there.
r10pez10: W-A-L-L: We All Love Lagac
TristalMTG: I dunno, if you're a spirit trapped somewhere, a Faberge egg is pretty baller
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Stormgod519: somehow Angel gains the initative...
LRRbot: Throne Warden [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Stormgod519: and has a Minsc and Boo in her deck
A_Dub888: According to wikipedia, as many as 69 eggs were made
Sorator13: Oh, and the golden hen had a mini replica of the imperial crown and a ruby pendant inside, too (which have since been lost)
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
LucasTheDrgn: @A_Dub888 nice
smurfomancer: The gem encrusting around the outside provides a reflective prismatic layer that prevents the spirits from escaping.
TristalMTG: draw because you're the monarch
r10pez10: damn, center-aligned text
LRRbot: Jeering Homunculus [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | When this creature enters, you may goad target creature.
LucasTheDrgn: @r10pez10 no that one's a sorce-
corianderd: silly crown for the monarch?
goombalax: he is
bytecaster: I love cams deck, just 0/4 butt fighters
TabbyLavalamp: I did a Conspiracy draft where I was having a miserable time, not drawing anything and doing nothing. However, the rest of the pod kept attacking each other for the monarch so I ended up winning.
TristalMTG: I forgot Cam had Weight Advantage, those 0/4s rule
micalovits: Yea, 2 mana 4/4 that goads is... Good
TruPhantomAngel: The faberge eggs, the proto Ghostbusters traps.
ghizmou: a second turn as the monarch ?
hidingbox: She can't keep getting away with it. - Angel, getting away with it
JKBalch: Suffering from success
Sorator13:
smurfomancer: They even come with shiny bait inside them to entice the ghost into the trap!
LRRbot: Knights of the Black Rose [3WB] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, if you were the monarch as the turn began, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LoadingReadyRun: double monarch!
ghizmou: someone's holding on that crown
bytecaster: M-m-m-multi monarch
LRRbot: Noble Banneret [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down. / As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, this creature and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
TruPhantomAngel: So Angel is staying the monarch, huh? lol
TheMinionGM: Hell yeah
GreatSacrificer: that can only happen in Beejchase
Sorator13:
Stormgod519: @GreatSacrificer oh god, I can see it now
Bugberry: Who at LRR has the biggest head?
Stormgod519: lol
thraximore: Wheelize?
Stormgod519: G is beeg!
hidingbox: Graham is just big
Bugberry: I need to wear my own hat at work, the uniform ones they provide don't fit.
InfiniTokens: Head measuring? I would win.
JKBalch: Cameron has activated Jaunt, prepare to be awed
Bruceski: Everyone at LRR is bigger than you think.
Pywodwagon: gambling on phrenology
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eastcoastplaytesters: 10 on wheeler
LRRbot: Fiery Fall [5R] | Instant | Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature. / Basic landcycling {1}{R}
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
Stormgod519: lol
TristalMTG: Wheeler definitely has the biggest head, though Graham's is the largest.
micalovits: Ben please
smurfomancer: Oooh, a new bit for tomorrow night?
Lord_Hosk: You could do it based on different scales. Head Vrs Height, Head Vrs Shoe size
InfiniTokens: Is it biggest head in circumference, or head-to-body ratio?
LoadingReadyRun: the who has the biggest brain Award
northos:
the magic player's lament 
Stormgod519: hell yeah!
LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
thraximore:
Stormgod519: powerful magic
Sorator13:
TruPhantomAngel: Cameron becoming the monarch just reminded me of that Friday Nights episode. One of the best ones!
Stormgod519: Kathleen!
lesbiandracula: mazeltov
Stormgod519: !clip
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Sorator13: Kathleen!
MechaKuuga: Why Kathleen why
corianderd: head measuring events should happen throughout the year so we can correlate the effect of different seasons with head swelling
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: @corianderd lol good idea
Stormgod519: also hi Cori
LRRbot: Hollowhenge Spirit [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.
Sorator13: doorbell?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: no reading!
LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
bytecaster: Everybody gets to draw extra cards each turn except Wheeler
TruPhantomAngel: Alright, Kathleen on a 16 turn count.
dm818: Sparta had a Diarchy I think?
AtomicAlchemical: the fabled Doubleking
bytecaster: Anti-Monarch
Xerodin: But have you heard about the three popes?
corianderd: there's still many popes
LRRbot: Divination [2U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards.
bosqueofpines: Love a good pope fight
Bugberry: stole from history
LRRbot: Illusionary Informant [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [1/3] | Draft this card face up. / During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at the next card drafted by a player of your choice. / Flying
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: thats just Ghost
plaidanddrpepper: then there were 3 popes
vinewood_og: Just for the taste of it, Diet Pope!
LoadingReadyRun: should we be concerned that there is a Phyrexian Arena on the Conspiracy plane?
Lord_Hosk: The french pope has been ruled the real pope... at several points... and the anti-pope at others,
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Lord_Hosk: And the French pope, was once excommunicated from the french catholic church and became the pope in rome
TruPhantomAngel: I also think Fire Emblem: Three Houses was also loosely based on that story. if you think about it. lol
hidingbox: When the pope and antipope meet, they annihilate and create a shower of catholic and protestant particles, I think
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Is Conspiracy on its own plane?
LRRbot: Merfolk Skyscout [2UU] | Creature — Merfolk Scout [2/3] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, untap target permanent.
bosqueofpines: The cadaver synod is probably my favorite bit of papal lore.
Pharmacistjudge: well the Phyrexian Arena is just a franchise
Stormgod519: stingray!
Sorator13:
@hidingbox
Stormgod519: @hidingbox lol
LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 I beleive so. I forget the name, though
Pharmacistjudge: Anyone can open a Phyrexian Arena if they pay the fee
bytecaster: Fiora
bytecaster: the name of the plane
LRRbot: Keepsake Gorgon [3BB] | Creature — Gorgon [2/5] | Deathtouch / {5}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 1. / When this creature becomes monstrous, destroy target non-Gorgon creature an opponent controls.
Stormgod519: Fiora
bytecaster: Jinx
LRRbot: Hollowhenge Spirit [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, remove target attacking or blocking creature from combat.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Yeah im a Phyrexian Arena franchisee
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: its...a whole thing
johnnylongtorso: "No Murder Tonight" is my favorite Guess Who song
LRRbot: Palace Sentinels [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
TruPhantomAngel: @pharmacistjudge Motto: “Phyrexian Arena…we got Urza AND Jace!”
LoadingReadyRun: was there ever any mention of Fiora during the phyrexian invasion?
dumbo3k: Do they resize the crown when changing monarchs IRL? Like in England?
Pharmacistjudge: !card invasion of fiora
LRRbot: Invasion of Fiora [4BB] (back: Marchesa, Resolute Monarch) | Battle — Siege [4] | When this Siege enters, choose one or both — / • Destroy all legendary creatures. / • Destroy all nonlegendary creatures.
hidingbox: Don't you just hate it when your arena gets tainted by Phyrexia?
TheAwkes: Conspiracy 2, torc the crown.
Stormgod519: @TruPhantomAngel didn't they get Mishra?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun yea, there was a battle for it, it flipped into a marchessa
TruPhantomAngel: @loadingreadyrun Yes!
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun it got its own invasion.
Bugberry: I think basically every plane ever mentioned got an Invasion of. I wonder which ones didn't.
Stormgod519: wrath on one side, marchesa on the other
Stormgod519: @Bugberry not all of them, but most of them
TristalMTG: Rabiah didn't
Stormgod519: yeah
Stormgod519: but tbf that wouldve been a surprise
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
Sorator13:
no Invasion of Phyrexia
Solo_Support: No invasion of bablovia 😔
Bugberry: @TristalMTG Maybe in the next Modern Horizons.
LRRbot: Hired Heist | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 well, New Phyrexia did...
Sorator13: shhh
Sorator13: *technically* correct
TruPhantomAngel: @stormgod519 Specifically I thought Mishra just signed up with Gix and the Phyrexians. I don’t think he stepped into the arena? I could be wrong though.
Pharmacistjudge: the royal melon
LRRbot: Mnemonic Wall [4U] | Creature — Wall [0/4] | Defender / When this creature enters, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
Stormgod519: @TruPhantomAngel ah yes
Mai_Andra:
it's like a little Jughead crown 
Pharmacistjudge:
?
dumbo3k: !card illusion of joyce
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card illusion of choice
LRRbot: Illusion of Choice [U] | Instant | You choose how each player votes this turn. / Draw a card.
Stormgod519: Rath, Mongseng, Ir, Shenmeng, Iquatana, Cridhe, Echior, Equilor, Gargantikar, Rabia, all planes on one or more cards that weren't in MOM
Solo_Support: When are we getting Invasion of Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun
LRRbot: Fleshbag Marauder [2B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [3/1] | When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
hidingbox: I mean the Phyrexian Arena is basically the monarch, but you just had to play a card and pay 1 life each turn
Manitu_25: no, asgard will be released in the second marvel set
Bugberry: Not the OG art
dumbo3k: oh, he said choice xD my ears aren't working too well tonight
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 fair enough
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: @Mai_Andra yeah i am getting major jughead vibes
thraximore: the "bag" part of "fleshbag"
LoadingReadyRun: I like the idea that phyrexians invaded but got pulled into Fiora's convoluted politics and lost track of what they were supposed to be doing
Stormgod519: @Stormgod519 also Antausia
johnnylongtorso: @dumbo3k Illusion of Joyce is a much better card name
Pharmacistjudge: ba-man and pooterman?
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun they all got jammed into pods of 4...
thraximore: well Rath doesn't exist anymore, right?
dumbo3k: @johnnylongtorso hehe, I was wondering who Joyce was in the lore xD
Bugberry: @thraximore it fused with Dominaria
LithelyUnshod: @thraximore Correct. Merged with Dominaria
Sogheim: I'm sad the world Portal 2 came from is just Dominaria. they had guns, no one talks about it in lore
thraximore: so it would be redundant ig lol
Mai_Andra: pooting opponent with the cards coming out of my ass
TruPhantomAngel: Urza had his head chopped off by Gerrard in one Phyrexian Arena, then Jace got converted by Vraska in the other.
MegaDosX: @Sogheim I'm guessing this isn't what you meant, but now I'm picturing GLADoS interacting with Urza
corianderd: lich's in hand?
Sorator13: Ruh roh
MegaDosX: GLaDOS rather
MegaDosX: (I can never get the case right)
LRRbot: Deadly Designs [1B] | Enchantment | {2}: Put a plot counter on this enchantment. Any player may activate this ability. / When there are five or more plot counters on this enchantment, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy up to two target creatures.
Solo_Support: Did phyrexians invade bloomburrow?
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, did Crovax fight in the arena to become evincar?
LoadingReadyRun: After the divorce, who gets custody of the Lich?
TruPhantomAngel: @solo_support no
Solo_Support:
@TruPhantomAngel good
bytecaster: @LoadingReadyRun Depends on who has the most parts of their soul
LRRbot: Noble Banneret [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | Draft this card face up. / As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn this card face down. / As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, this creature and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.
Stormgod519: Bloomburrow was supposedly far outside the reach of where Phyrexia tried to go
Bugberry: @TruPhantomAngel I thought the first printing was Gerard beheading Urza surrounded by Yagmoth's body.
LithelyUnshod: @Bugberry From Apocalypse, yes
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
Manitu_25: FLAMMENSTREICH
LRRbot: Vaporkin [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying.
TruPhantomAngel: They specifically mentioned the Phyrexians did not reach Bloomburrow, so they are still not aware of the multiverse.
Bugberry: Scry was first really big in Future Sight, because Future.
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
LoadingReadyRun: Coming up next on the main stage: Flame Slash the Banneret!
MegaDosX: I think some of Bloomburrow will be aware of the multiverse now between Ral and Jace showing up, and what Ral told Helga etc about that dragon
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun haven't heard that Green Day song before...
bytecaster: Conspirancy remastered when
Sorator13: still waiting for conspirathree
Stormgod519: Judge?
TristalMTG: nobody knows
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 god dammit
LRRbot: Shambling Goblin [B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [1/1] | When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ogre Sentry [1R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | Defender
LRRbot: Illusionary Informant [1U] | Creature — Bird Illusion [1/3] | Draft this card face up. / During the draft, you may turn this card face down. If you do, look at the next card drafted by a player of your choice. / Flying
Solo_Support: Conspiracy 3: this time we also have initiative
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 I can't take credit for that one; we were talking about it earlier during the stream
Lord_Hosk: ever since 2000 things have been going onion... Its the ogre century
TruPhantomAngel: I love the theory that because of the Bloomburrow version of Karn, the Phyrexians would have failed on Bloomburrow cause they’d just become trees. lol
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Stormgod519: oh boy...
MegaDosX: Wow
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 fair
Bugberry: @TruPhantomAngel don't they still have flesh? so fleshy trees.
corianderd: I opened one of the spoiders
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: Wheeler!
Sorator13: wheeler pls
bytecaster: Ben pls
HadesLeprechaun: Nelson is secretly Spiders Georg
corianderd: skewing the spider eating stats
LRRbot: Canal Courier [5U] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/5] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / Whenever this creature and another creature attack different players, this creature can't be blocked this combat.
TruPhantomAngel: @bugberry Possibly…ugh…
vinewood_og: Technically a free protein source
Stormgod519: you dropped this, queen...
TristalMTG: free spider caviar
Sorator13: Oh, I've played that Path of Exile map
Solo_Support: !card vertigo spawn
LRRbot: Vertigo Spawn [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/3] | Defender / Whenever this creature blocks a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
LRRbot: Vertigo Spawn [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/3] | Defender / Whenever this creature blocks a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Bugberry: It's not a stun counter because it can still untap normally outside the upkeep by other effects.
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
Sorator13: @Bugberry and it can't be proliferated, etc.
LRRbot: Vaporkin [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying.
Solo_Support: A flying man
bytecaster: Wheeler with two of each
TruPhantomAngel: Good ole Sarkhan Tormenting Voice.
bytecaster: Wheelers board is so pleasingly symmetrical
Sorator13: !card entourage of t
LRRbot: Entourage of Trest [4G] | Creature — Elf Soldier [4/4] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / This creature can block an additional creature each combat as long as you're the monarch.
LRRbot: Entourage of Trest [4G] | Creature — Elf Soldier [4/4] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / This creature can block an additional creature each combat as long as you're the monarch.
johnnylongtorso: there is no Entourage 2!
TabbyLavalamp: I remember not liking Kathleen's conspiracy when it first came out but now that I've played Lorcana playing cards as mana is fine.
TruPhantomAngel: I’m weirdly mixed on the depiction of Sarkhan last set.
Stormgod519: for me... for me... for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TruPhantomAngel: Sorry, this set. lol
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
bytecaster: Mono thorn
TruPhantomAngel: We are still in Tarkir season.
theamc2000: so who is on mill?
TruPhantomAngel: Angel, be honest, is the deck just 40 copies of Thorn? lol
LoadingReadyRun: Third Throne of the Tack Those
Dog_of_Myth:
Juliamon: Angel just actual factual Marchesa
LRRbot: Skittering Crustacean [2U] | Creature — Crab [2/3] | {6}{U}: Monstrosity 4. / As long as this creature is monstrous, it has hexproof.
Solo_Support: crab.
LRRbot: Vertigo Spawn [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/3] | Defender / Whenever this creature blocks a creature, tap that creature. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Sorator13:
Mai_Andra: maybe little pinch.
LRRbot: Merfolk Looter [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Stormgod519: lol
bytecaster: tiny pinch as a treat
Sorator13:
Stormgod519: borat voice...
theamc2000: cam married the merfolk looter?
LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
Solo_Support:
smurfomancer: Another recursive Deadly Designs! We love to see it
LRRbot: Hired Heist | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.
Stormgod519: oh boy
micalovits: Ben please
bytecaster: Ben please
LRRbot: Incendiary Dissent | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
bytecaster: Wheeler is gonna mill himself out
kumatsu: it's the way he'd want to go out
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
corianderd: lol
Solo_Support:
Stormgod519: LOL
Stormgod519: Wheeler...
bytecaster: Amazing
corianderd: drawing cards!
Solo_Support: This is peak deck building
dumbo3k: almost can't attack with Kiln fiend, or definitely deck yourself
Stormgod519: Wheeler gonna recreate his Friday Nights downfall
smurfomancer: Good grief...
Manitu_25: LMAOOO
LRRbot: Deceiver Exarch [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/4] | Flash / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. / • Tap target permanent an opponent controls.
Stormgod519: @smurfomancer nah that card isn't in here...
Stormgod519: Kathleen plays a Kiki-Jiki...
ogier300: He doesn't have to pay the blue to draw...
Lord_Hosk: Its a hired heist naming Hired heist
TruPhantomAngel: I’m trying to remember now if there was a lab man conspiracy. lol
corianderd:
@Lord_Hosk has to be a creature
Lord_Hosk: Yes, but then the joke doesn't work Cori
Bugberry: Ben doesn't need to be king, he knows where real power lies.
Sorator13:
Solo_Support: The moral victory (decked yourself)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that just feels wrong, Angel.
TruPhantomAngel: @bugberry Yes, with Angel. lol
Stormgod519: true
lilmaeifert: Angel being on the stream means it’s a good stream
Solo_Support: Most hired heist's revealed
TristalMTG: !card caller of gales
LRRbot: Caller of Gales [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | {1}{U}, {T}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Stormgod519: its mindful too
TristalMTG: it's Guildpact
TruPhantomAngel:
Wheeler’s toxic trait is Opps! I milled myself. 
RayFK: something
superdude097: It's in Conspiracy 2 I'm pretty sure
thraximore: @superdude097 I doubt it
LRRbot: Garrulous Sycophant [2B] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
RangerAlpha7: I see wheeler has a very normal number of kiln fiends in play
TruPhantomAngel:
corianderd: @RangerAlpha7 one
Stormgod519: hmmm
bytecaster: @RangerAlpha7 Those are all conspiracies, if you mean the cards with post its
bytecaster: Angel is wanted in most LGS for murder
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
bytecaster: Crab murder on stream?
Stormgod519: he cant feel it now...
Sorator13:
poor Mister Crab
Stormgod519:
Manitu_25: I knew the thorns worked for plankton
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wheeler, committing one of the classic blunders, only slightly less well known than land war in Asia... Always build the 43 card "Ham Sandwich" when playing a conspiracy set.
LRRbot: Vaporkin [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying.
LoadingReadyRun: sneaks up behind the crab and breaks it's neck
Manitu_25: repetition IS funny lol
TristalMTG: phyrexian arena
Sorator13: @thedepthandbreadthofseth You may want to add some more ingredients to that ham sandwich
corianderd: is this why wheeler has been giggling for several hours?
Bugberry: Oh the Vapahs!
LRRbot: Child of Night [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Lifelink
RayFK: @LoadingReadyRun Crabs have necks?
Sorator13: @RayFK well, that crab doesn't anymore
LoadingReadyRun: @RayFK it isn't an easy maneuver
smurfomancer: Hey wheeler...you know you don't *have* to draw cards when the vaporkins connect? Like, legally. Maybe not morally.
micalovits: That sounds like heresy
bytecaster: Not drawing cards is for cowards
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sorator13 one of the very first no Friday Nights LRR things I ever saw was when they played the very first conspiracy set. Someone played 43, Alex was commenting, and just nailed the line "that's what known pro magic circles as the 'Ham Sandwich.'"
LRRbot: Echoing Boon | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.
Sorator13: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oh, I'm familiar!
Sorator13: but I would suggest more like 45 or 46 cards, hence: more ingredients on the sandwich
dumbo3k: I think Wheeler has the moral victory, with all those conspiracies
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ahh, now I see!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think it was Kathleen's deck, iirc.
bytecaster: That Ghostly Prison doing work
LRRbot: Jeering Homunculus [1U] | Creature — Homunculus [0/4] | When this creature enters, you may goad target creature.
Solo_Support: Jerk Kindred
thedepthandbreadthofseth: with the sauce?
LRRbot: Vaporkin [1U] | Creature — Elemental [2/1] | Flying / This creature can block only creatures with flying.
corianderd: lol
YeetTheRich_:
corianderd: what a way to go
Malletmaster:
Wheeler's just staying true to character 
LRRbot: Windborne Charge [2WW] | Sorcery | Two target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain flying until end of turn.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @corianderd was it you or Kathleen that ran the original "ham sandwich?"
corianderd: @thedepthandbreadthofseth not me
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LRRbot: Overrun [2GGG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Stormgod519: beep beeeeeeeep!
pn55: Wheeeee!
Manitu_25: vroooooom
Stormgod519: 7:46
Bugberry: fliflample
Stormgod519: deck yourself Wheeler
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Coordinated Assault [R] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
Manitu_25: heey it's the intro
Manitu_25: neat
pn55:
Aw Kathleen gains no life
justalog96: Fnpf legend!
Sorator13: "what do you (the homunculus) have?" "a KNIFE!" "NO!"
w1gum: DA METS
TristalMTG: isn't the liuch goaded
w1gum: as a NYC queens lad, yes we are loud
hidingbox: lich is goaded?
Sorator13: Yes, Lich has to attack
Stormgod519: with the sauce?
Bugberry: cam still has the monarch on the overlay
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Damn straight, wheeler!
Solo_Support:
yay
DarkNacht: Is Cam still the Monarch?
Sorator13:
dumbo3k: @DarkNacht No, Angel is currently monarch, just nabbed it from Wheeler
micalovits: Hey, cam is finally below his starting life total!
Bugberry: some kind of conspiracy to commit murder
Sorator13: how many copies of the same conspiracy does Wheeler have?
coachNelly: yo I got my kids to bed and I get to watch a bit of this game. we stay winning
Sorator13: I think that many
LithelyUnshod: Six
Stormgod519: lol
nyc_mtg: big W's in chat for nelly
RatherLargeToad: Two! Two Murders! Ah ah ah!
Manitu_25: Jerks?
Solo_Support: go on
Sorator13:
coachNelly: tragically acab includes women
pn55: Winning at parenting Nelyl!
Sorator13: really digging that hole, Wheeler
Stormgod519: true Nelly]
Bugberry: ms piggy
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When this creature enters, you become the monarch. / When this creature enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
Stormgod519: oh boy, Palace Jailer..
Manitu_25: found the narc
Duffadash: Women's Wrongs
LRRbot: Coveted Peacock [3UU] | Creature — Bird [3/4] | Flying / Whenever this creature attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls.
Sorator13: until anyone other than Cam is the monarch
Stormgod519: what did you call me?
gualdhar: twitch pls stop dropping my connection
anabuhla: say peacock and no one bats an eye
Stormgod519: *chants* deck out! deck out! deck out!
TristalMTG: rofl
LRRbot: Hail of Arrows [XW] | Instant | Hail of Arrows deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.
Stormgod519: LOL
Malletmaster: ooooooo hahahaha
Sorator13: woooow
lesbiandracula: ah. shit
JinaMahavira: hell yeah
micalovits: Get destroyed!
pn55:
cronatos: what an absolute blowout. wowwwww
DudelidouX: So many murder on one card
coachNelly: clip it
Sorator13: she just ended this man's whole career
nyc_mtg: oh hell yeah
TristalMTG: should've played around it
justalog96: WOW
ghizmou:
Manitu_25: so THAT'S a blowout
Stormgod519: o7
lesbiandracula: not another negate huh
hidingbox: four of a kind is a good poker hand
pn55:
She only needs one plains apparently 
niccus: blowing cotton
Xerodin:
Stormgod519: no the other man...
Solo_Support: Someone end someone
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Lord_Hosk: Millstone...
dumbo3k: I kinda want to see Wheeler die to decking himself xD
coachNelly: idk you can tap a tapped creature right? can you become the monarch when you’re the monarch?
Stormgod519: *eats the card*
LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Solo_Support: Will they ever make a boomed traveler? (is this anything?)
TristalMTG: @coachNelly in the same way, that already tapped creature won
TristalMTG: won't become tapped
coachNelly: fair
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 love this lol
LRRbot: Death Wind [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wild Griffin [2W] | Creature — Griffin [2/2] | Flying
Manitu_25: daayum look at orzhov hard control over here
Bugberry: "in the arms of an angel" plays
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 I missed Wheeler announcing the attack; I need to go back and re-clip to include that.
LoadingReadyRun: Lich: "If I can't have you, peacock, no one can!"
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 good idea
Manitu_25: Clap
Mai_Andra:
anabuhla:
LRRbot: Ghostly Possession [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has flying. / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.
TristalMTG: I'm waiting for the hallowed burial
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LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Stormgod519: hell yeah!
RecursiveAcronym: let's go
Sorator13: Hoo boy
Stormgod519: lol
Lord_Hosk: fireball
coachNelly: 👏🏻 👏🏻
Stormgod519: god's what?
LRRbot: Into the Void [3U] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.
dm818: I seem to recall conspiracy 2 had a fair few misprints
LRRbot: Trumpet Blast [2R] | Instant | Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Sorator13:
Stormgod519: jeez
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TristalMTG: cast repulse, coward
micalovits: Huh, I never noticed that you can trumpet blast for another player¨Neat
Mai_Andra: walks resolutely into the sea
theamc2000: Alone, in snow?
WriterRaven: Flunge!
corianderd: sounds like negotiation
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal this card as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including this card. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Malletmaster: paying 8 mana for Prison?
theamc2000: ghost prison
LRRbot: Trumpet Blast [2R] | Instant | Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Garbage Fire is a great card name
TristalMTG: 8, not 4
bytecaster: Isn't it two per creature?
Sorator13: She tapped two each time she counted up
Sorator13: she was counting creatures, not mana
Malletmaster: ^
WriterRaven: Five, six, seven, eight, fingerguns proliferate
LRRbot: Thorn of the Black Rose [3B] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / When this creature enters, you become the monarch.
Stormgod519: another one?
Stormgod519: oh wait
Stormgod519: that one got bounced
TristalMTG: two with a phyrexian arena
Stormgod519: *puts Angel to 1*
LRRbot: Regicide [B] | Instant | Reveal this card as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color. / Destroy target creature that's one or more of the colors chosen as you drafted cards named Regicide.
Mai_Andra: not a single flyer get through
LRRbot: Assemble the Rank and Vile | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."
Stormgod519: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
nyc_mtg:
Solo_Support:
Stormgod519: Classic Wheeler
TristalMTG: that game was amazing
Stormgod519: GG!!!
Manitu_25: GGs
insanecat6mtg:
dumbo3k: Wooo!
bytecaster: Yaaaaay
Malletmaster:
theamc2000: Cam Wins!
shendaras:
Sorator13:
ogier300: Yay for Cam!
nyc_mtg: woohoo cameron!!!
justalog96: We've all been ther
bytecaster: This was a great stream1
superdude097: GG!!!
Stormgod519: !clip
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Sorator13: what a good game!
justalog96: Go cam!
lesbiandracula: awesome win cam
RuiFaleiro:
sleepyfelix: miss this format
johnnylongtorso: long live Cameron, First of His Name
hidingbox: Cameron has the crown again!
nyc_mtg: whoa 60fps wide cam hell yeah
IgorApp: Congrats Cameron!
Sorator13: Kathleen, I'm going to email you an email with a link to an excellent read about Faberge eggs, because I think you'll enjoy it
lesbiandracula: a real jmc kaboom box
TristalMTG: not too tough to deck with a 32 card deck
anabuhla: death is a noble end
Stormgod519: TY!!!
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Seraphin_Eveles: I love showing up for the end of a stream lol
sporkraptor: ooo, time to order another pack of Tarkir to see what the button is XD
Sorator13:
micalovits: Now now, some of us have terrible schedules and are still awake!
Manitu_25: I see you cam >:)
goombalax: "They can't stop me, they're in Europe, they don't know what's happening" - Kathleen
lesbiandracula: approving of transgender rights?
Stormgod519: Trans Rights!
NotCainNorAbel:
500
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
thedepthandbreadthofseth: well, both then
Stormgod519: lol
sporkraptor: trans rights!
Manitu_25: bb
Stormgod519: rrrrrrrrrribbit!
lesbiandracula:
squad
Sorator13: the conspiracy you took, Kathleen, is pretty high up there!
Stormgod519: something gonna happen!
Sorator13: things! happening??
lamina5432: gnight
lesbiandracula: your finest noggin measuring
Stormgod519: something
dacbruh: loading ready live: "things and maybe even stuff"
hidingbox: Well, at least someone knows
Stormgod519: uh oh
Sorator13: Oh dear
micalovits: Death by bugs is fitting
sporkraptor: majhong?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Blue Prince?
Stormgod519: well, if you're taking suggestions... Have ya heard of this deckmaster game called Magic: the Gathering?
Sorator13: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I... guess you could call that a card game
HadesLeprechaun: Penny Arcade has mentioned it!
dacbruh: a car card game? 🤔
vinewood_og: Buy some singles Michael!
HadesLeprechaun: oooh I've had this game for forever and barely gotten to play it
HadesLeprechaun: it's great
Sorator13: Boomer! Ang? F U!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sorator13 It does fit with some of the other games he fit under "card game".
sleepyfelix: oh hey just finished that
Sorator13: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Yeah, for the purposes of ITYC, I think it definitely counts
Stormgod519: damn Kathleen
Stormgod519:
vinewood_og:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: It's a web 1.0 sim disguised a mystery investigation game.
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: da bits! da bits!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Stormgod519: oh...
Stormgod519: Kathleen...
DeM0nFiRe:
Sorator13: thank you for a lovely evening; get some good sleep!
Manitu_25: BYEEEe
NotCainNorAbel: Just got to stay one step ahead
Stormgod519: byeeeeee
insanecat6mtg:
Goodnight everyone! 
62MGcobra: why memorize when number keep go up
Stormgod519: did anyone else hear Kathleen say something like "my daughter just finished doing time-" and the tables part was so quiet...
Juliamon: I was distracted by stoats on trampolines
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