Stormgod519: youre doing great Ian!
shushu2539: that mushroom raven didn't help at all
LurkerSpine:
100 w00
shushu2539:
vinewood_og: Pray for Mojo!
Shurtal: Game "Potentially" Un-Borked?
jessicaengle:
un 
LurkerSpine:
More Supercar Collection Simulator 
Stormgod519: Nice!
Stormgod519:
iarethel0ser: Nice
Stormgod519: dabits!
jessicaengle: Regular Crispy Shenanigans!
Stormgod519: take care Ian!
Stormgod519: !next
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jessicaengle: !findquote regular
LRRbot: Quote #3124: "You always want to check your noodle regularly. Doctors recommend that you check your noodle." —Graham [2016-08-06]
jessicaengle: Hmm.
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jessicaengle: !findquote katana
LRRbot: Quote #292: "I can hardly begrudge the people who incessantly told us to kill the merchant because he drops a sweet katana because that's where we got our new euphemism for pooping: "Excuse me, I have to go and drop a sweet katana." Although it should be more like "excuse me, I have to go comment in a Dark Souls chatroom."" —Cameron [2015-05-20]
Juliamon:
Stormgod519: ayyyyy
KakuEpsilon: I hope we are allowed to live this week in game
KeytarCat: Top To Dottom Manger
Stormgod519: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
wifi12345678910: @LRRbot oh no, poor Cameron, don't die to the radiation
Stormgod519:
DoodlestheGreat: Ho ho. Glad you were able to fix things.
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KakuEpsilon: Eurojank Mass Murderer Stopped By Interpid Comic Artist
DoodlestheGreat: Before crossing the Rubicon.
camjr97: Hello
wifi12345678910: hello @camjr97
camjr97: How is this game
wifi12345678910: The locked one was in the basement
Stormgod519: run!
Juliamon: where is iiiiit
Stormgod519: nice
Stormgod519: that was incredibly annoying
jibkat: is that the monster symbol on the gun stock?
zeathean: Console command?
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: is that how grenades work???
wifi12345678910: you got one key last time in the main room
Stormgod519: that sound effect lol
KakuEpsilon: Did the key perhaps fall into the coding and that's why you were murdered all ove Wednesday?
ghyllnox: What's the location name?
KakuEpsilon: "Hey, Anomaly Jackass, ccould you open one of thse doors so you could kill me?"
ghyllnox: Steam forums says there's a puzzle to be solved for the yellow doors that leads to a lever you can pull, but for the red door there's a key that often falls out of bounds if you don't get to it quickly enough
wifi12345678910: reddit said something about turning on power and another key?
wifi12345678910: the key should've been in that room you looted on the desk, probably despawned somehow
KakuEpsilon: #BlameSidorvich doesn't have the same ring to it though.
Shurtal: *tried to load up the stream of the Unborked Stalker 2 playthrough, the twitch player breaks* yeah, that's about right
ghyllnox: There does not seem to be a way to check what blueprints you have, people are suggesting that it woul be a good mod
gualdhar: dodging bullets and artillery
wifi12345678910: @KakuEpsilon #BlameSid does have a good ring though. He sold the rest of the letters in his name at inflated value
KakuEpsilon: @wifi12345678910 Never inflate your value, chat. Not in this economy. :3
jessicaengle: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
jessicaengle: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #6553: "I've been left in control of Chat, and I've been subjecting them to me." —Cameron [2019-11-10]
ghyllnox: Sausage is bae?
KakuEpsilon: I prefer my chat to have no H, and to be napping in a box. Good Cat.
SquareDotCube: Oh, I remember this building back in Call of Pripyat
Stormgod519: god dammit
ghyllnox: Booooo, let us slide
jessicaengle:
wifi12345678910: maybe there'll be a mod for sliding
schordash:
wifi12345678910: why was my twitch icon thingy set to no audio lol
jessicaengle: "Cannot use slide, terrible hellscape, 0 stars do not recommend"
KakuEpsilon: @wifi12345678910 For trolling or practice of lip reading.
Stormgod519: das a lot of lead
ghyllnox: They just filled you with bullat
Stormgod519: uh oh
Stormgod519: oh its fighting them
wifi12345678910: is that a chimera or a bloodsucker?
KakuEpsilon: Everyone has a skeleton inside. Some people just forget to wear their outsides.
ghyllnox: The shotgun suddenly stopped lmao
wifi12345678910: rat
ghyllnox: Those go quick now
ghyllnox: Cool
schordash:
Stormgod519: dude tanky
KeytarCat: We learned to not enter a sniper fight with a PC
ButButTheJesus: hi folks how's the stalkns
Juliamon: So far so stable
wifi12345678910: So neat nuclear related thing, I got to turn on a reactor once at a summer camp.
DoodlestheGreat: Time for popsicles?
e_bloc: just brainstorming some hangman designs
ghyllnox: What's the stash name?
wifi12345678910: Do you want a hint?
wifi12345678910: It's on some note in your PDA if you have it
wifi12345678910: Idk if you have the note, but that's where it is supposed to be
wifi12345678910: Apparently its the ones titled stalker's note and you have to decode them somehow
wifi12345678910: there's 8 notes
DoodlestheGreat: Cheap thrills.
LiveFaust: Handled bloodsuckers AND glass windows!
NotCainNorAbel: It might have something to do with the state of the environment
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wifi12345678910: idk, but there's an achievement for the notes
ghyllnox: What's down there: Between the Lines Achievement, Gauss Gun, Berill-5M Armored Suit, Lead Container Blue Print, Assortment of food, heals, and ammo
NotCainNorAbel: reminds me of the Homer Gets a Gun episode
ghyllnox: Yeah probably not enough to try to put that all together
LiveFaust: That's what Coolio taught me.
ghyllnox: Unless you're trying to do completionist
KeytarCat: Good enough is!
sephyhallow: completionist on stream would be madness
sephyhallow: hey Alex?
sephyhallow: BE GAY DO CRIMES!
LiveFaust: DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!!!
sephyhallow: NO
Juliamon squints
LiveFaust: Sorry. That's the only way to say it. Noted otherwise.
sephyhallow: Same with mine, but it did lead me on a rebellious streak
Stormgod519: oh boy...
KakuEpsilon: Capslocks are for cowards. True yellers just hold down shift.
ghyllnox: @KakuEpsilon Hell yeah
sephyhallow: Usually I consider myself an anti-CAPITAL-ist? (I'll see myself out)
LiveFaust: Just needed a faster bolt.
KakuEpsilon:
@sephyhallow 
ButButTheJesus:
@sephyhallow 
sephyhallow: @KakuEpsilon I deserve this.
omdorastrix: Why wouldn't you move that PORTABLE generator closer?
wifi12345678910: so safe
ghyllnox: Oh good
KakuEpsilon: Alex turns on the power, suddenly finds the key to that one stash forever ago
DoodlestheGreat: Just a moment, I'll be blowing your head off shortly.
wifi12345678910: This must be the Ghost in the Shell fight reference!
KakuEpsilon: @omdorastrix Don't get it wet, or feed it after midnight.
wifi12345678910: water and an invisible person
LiveFaust: Aww, it makes little pitter-pats in the water!
sephyhallow: @KakuEpsilon tbf the shitty Chromebook I'm on doesn't have a caps lock key, so I am using shift at least
LiveFaust: Bloodsucker peets.
ghyllnox: Are the hunters or the foxes on the motorcycles
DoodlestheGreat: Fair AND awesome.
sephyhallow: Foxes mowing down Tories in fields? I'm in!
LiveFaust: "They say pigs are smart than bears. Pigs can't ride motorcycles though."
sephyhallow: @LiveFaust Humans can't without training, give 'em a chance!
LiveFaust: Can't reach the pedals, sephy.
wifi12345678910: They're only willing to trust Skif for 700 credits of stuff
wifi12345678910: he's a shifty guy
sephyhallow: @LiveFaust I can't reach shelves without a stool. There has to be a way!
LiveFaust:
If you can rig stilts for their hooves, good on your, buddy. 
sephyhallow: @LiveFaust ^.^
LiveFaust: *you
KakuEpsilon: My silly brain imagines Alex just throwing a bolt and jumping into a window to come voer to most friend's houses until they ask him to stop.
wifi12345678910: lmao
Stormgod519: oh my god
Stormgod519: there's so many
wifi12345678910: that poor guy
ButButTheJesus: skitterlings!
LiveFaust: I think I'd be more embarrassed to have my Zone Name be "Shark" than "Shrek".
Stormgod519: jeez
Lord_Hosk: They are big fans of yours, they want to get your autograph
LiveFaust: Snork party!
KakuEpsilon: "What am I even doing?" sounds like a quesiton I ask myself every day.
sephyhallow: A float home?
ghyllnox: Nice house, a little spicy though
Stormgod519: holy moly
wifi12345678910: Potential DLC, obviously
ghyllnox: Geez these are tanky
Stormgod519: I was gonna say
Stormgod519: seems like they cant jump off
KakuEpsilon: So can Snorks never have items on them?
Marvoleath:
wifi12345678910: More snorks than the Boomerang channel
LiveFaust: Lootant.
Marvoleath: Snorks are hydrophobic, they are repelled by water and cannot enter it
Stormgod519: be back later
KakuEpsilon: Mutant Loot, but hopefully not "Meat you can cook and eat" like form Fallout.
LiveFaust: I believe the quote is "fool me twice..... fool me twice... YOU CAN'T FOOL ME A SECOND TIME." ~George W. Bush
KakuEpsilon: Man, every time you walk through a Broken Glass anomly, I keep waiting for a trigger to just send them all flying through the air and shred you like cheese.
LiveFaust: Mmm, Skif cheese.
Strebenherz: Skifussy?
LiveFaust: Like swiss cheese, but WAY stinkier.
Strebenherz:
ghyllnox: Skifidi toilet?
LiveFaust: Ah... Gangrene.
ghyllnox: OH that makes way more sense
ghyllnox: Yes it's strange, have you seen the internet
Bruceski: My response to skibidi toilet was "oh good, The Youth still have Newgrounds."
ButButTheJesus: @ghyllnox many have not
Strebenherz: okay i got distracted and tuned back, are we talking about skiff cheese conventions or something else
ghyllnox: Crunch
LiveFaust: My response was "what makes this different from every other GMod thing?"
Strebenherz: also hope you've been well alex and y'all in chat
Ace__of__Hearts: hey Alex guess who just became a certified ESL teacher (it is me I passed my program)
Strebenherz: hell yeah! @Ace__of__Hearts
ghyllnox: @Ace__of__Hearts Congrats!
KakuEpsilon: I apologize for causing the most cursed phrase to be uttered while I explained some of this game to my roommate.
NotCainNorAbel:
Ace__of__Hearts: thanks I can teach at colleges in Canada now it's really cool.
ButButTheJesus:
@Ace__of__Hearts woooo! 
KakuEpsilon: Mostly I just ask incrediously "I'm still alive?" at the end of the day
Strebenherz: I BUSSING snorted ty
KakuEpsilon: ALEX NO. KEEP YOUR DIGITS OUT OF MY HOLES.
ButButTheJesus: do i need bumhole exam
ghyllnox: @Strebenherz Same lmao
Strebenherz: "I see you've learned a new force technique"
DoodlestheGreat: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
KakuEpsilon: I dunno, even medical professionals need to keep away from my bum unless I asked them to check. That ENT had no right using that up there last time I went.
ghyllnox: If you want to get your bum examined by someone who's not a medical professional, or someone who is and isn't acting in a medical capacity, I'm not going to kinkshame
Juliamon: Always with consent.
KakuEpsilon: Consent and Prosent.
KakuEpsilon: Don't forget to upgrade your Gauss gun.
schordash:
gonna preemptively say thanks for more STALKER ✌︎( = v = ) i feel sleep tugging at the back of my head
7 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
wifi12345678910: Welcome raiders!
ProcyonFlynn:
Foxmar320:
JollyGee29: You're further along than me at this point so I can provide no advice vis a vis box access
KakuEpsilon: Mmm, Second Dairy.
LiveFaust: That's what you drink with Second Breakfast, Kaku.
ghyllnox: Does talk, does not negotiate
ButButTheJesus: there's a smell
ghyllnox: \o/
Stormgod519: perfect
wifi12345678910: wow
KakuEpsilon: @LiveFaust Now now, you can have Second Dairy whenever. Second scoop of ice cream after finsihgin the first, etc. etc.
Stormgod519: `\o/`
OhhMihawk: hey its grandma
wifi12345678910: they're handing out medkits like crazy
AtrusOfMyst: Bumbershoot Inc
Gaelan_Maestro: i think a boss is coming
OhhMihawk: how you been my son
ghyllnox: Oh good, a health and ammo room
wifi12345678910: a boss? in a video game?
KakuEpsilon: "I had to shoot all those boxes, they were coming right for me."
Stormgod519: its a nest
OhhMihawk: its grandpa he left fridge open
Stormgod519: oh boy
shushu2539: wow, an autumn anomaly
ghyllnox:
ButButTheJesus: OH BOY PRESENTS
Strebenherz: BEES
wifi12345678910: lol
Stormgod519: jeez
ButButTheJesus: fookin ell
Strebenherz: Did it just psychic you from ACROSS THE ROOM
LiveFaust:
You got to follow your shot!
Strebenherz: don't eat the jelly
Strebenherz: that's terrifying
ghyllnox: Wall haks
ButButTheJesus: is that stuff summoning a shogoth
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Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: what a wimp...
wifi12345678910: grenade op
Gaelan_Maestro: grenades are a stalkers best friend?
DoodlestheGreat: Lesson: It's fun when things go all explodey.
LiveFaust: He's just having a lil lie down.
ghyllnox: "To stand behind bulletproof glass"
ButButTheJesus: just gotta check his bum with this rocket launcher
ghyllnox: Singular snausage
wifi12345678910: you stored the tourist's delight
KakuEpsilon: You brought some canned meat tins and deposited them
shushu2539: so it's about the loot, not about home
wifi12345678910: Pseudo giant
ghyllnox: Save?
KakuEpsilon: Faust 2: Bigger, Badder, More Gross Tumors.
wifi12345678910: there's been so many
ButButTheJesus: 1000 rats
Juliamon: two radmoose
ghyllnox: Oh good, we're following bloody handprints
ButButTheJesus: el spidre gigante?
KeytarCat: A boy and his dog
Stormgod519: lol
KeytarCat: Shooting a box open and getting a headshot have similar sound
10 raiders from MoonshotNetwork have joined!
wifi12345678910: Welcome raiders!
KeytarCat: I've seen Contact!
ButButTheJesus: I don't know what it is but it looks very Event Horizon
ButButTheJesus: Contact had a similar spinny thing
wifi12345678910: Dalin isn't untrustworthy, he's just not smart enough to know what he's dealing with
Stormgod519: oh holy fuck
LiveFaust: It was WAY bigger in Contact.
ghyllnox: Rather polite of them to queue
wifi12345678910: they're trying to reach your kill limit, so you shut off
wifi12345678910: what?!
ButButTheJesus: oh he artifacting
ghyllnox: snerk
sephyhallow: He heard you saying it was too easy and decided to break physics
shushu2539: could that armor be the reward?
Shurtal: 5 inches of carbon steel is a slow and insidious killer if you don't know how to stab a dude
Juliamon: AGAIN??
Juliamon: game pls
Strebenherz: AMAZING
Stormgod519: uh oh
wifi12345678910: Lmao
ButButTheJesus: game
CaptainSpam: Welp.
KeytarCat: Bleeding is a hell of a drug
ghyllnox: -_-
wifi12345678910: Have you tried not needing blood?
Acromonk: Have you tried using thicker blood?
Strebenherz: idk if that was a rude one to clip, i can delete that one if preferred
CaptainSpam: He wasn't in the downed state yet?
omdorastrix: Oh! Calculated!
Vonbane: only when there's a big round glow around him
ghyllnox: Cutscene? Did you say calculator?
CaptainSpam: I guess he has to jump to the fan-in-the-ground for the dramatic cutscene?
Juliamon: *not* bleeding this time
sephyhallow: the ghost in the machine
Strebenherz: NOOT NOOT SPHERE
ButButTheJesus: they have such wonderful wonderful things
ButButTheJesus: TO SHEW YOU
wifi12345678910: oh no, it's a voicemail
wifi12345678910: RIP Dalin?
Stormgod519: jeez
CaptainSpam: whammo
Strebenherz: that late run was peak
ghyllnox: BONK
KakuEpsilon: "And that was the third time I died."
JollyGee29: Kaymanov is the Doctor with the secret house hidden in the bubble, not the man making incredible vodka
wifi12345678910: The hermit in the weird house
sephyhallow: Calling that Strelok is truly the last bad guy, this is just another chore from him.
ButButTheJesus: My money's on the abyss of hate
CaptainSpam: Strelok's come to like the place.
sephyhallow: "But why me and not you" GOOD QUESTION SKIF
sephyhallow: Ah yes, The Red Fortress sounds like an oasis of calm, not a great final boss battle location
JollyGee29: There is a suit in this room too apparently. Closer to an improved SEVA than an Exo though?
JollyGee29: The "X7 suit" is allegedly in here somewhere
JollyGee29: Take it and switch to it when your exo is broken?
wifi12345678910: you have to wear it so you don't disintegrate in the teleporter
wifi12345678910: I think is what Strelok said
wifi12345678910: i might've misheard him
KakuEpsilon: Upgrade the X7 before we leave? oh.
KakuEpsilon: Too late
ButButTheJesus: "I just wanted to do my laundry"
JollyGee29: This was the last Ending-relevant decision, apparently
goombalax: this is retired Doom slayer
sephyhallow: "Old tired dude decides it's time" trope
Stormgod519: I haven't seen Wizard of Oz in a while, I don't remember it like this...
wifi12345678910: skif stop standing on the door when opening it
Stormgod519: dog?
Stormgod519: oh no...
wifi12345678910: dougler
sephyhallow: now it's a sausage dog
shushu2539: Alexa, connect to the Noosphere and remove greed from the world
pctjoe: he did a bad... WITH SCIENCE
Stormgod519: hmmm
ButButTheJesus: game pls
ghyllnox: Is there something to press in the other room?
wifi12345678910: the zone is telling you to ignore kaymanov!
Shurtal: Cartridge? Is this the most convoluted vape in existence?
wifi12345678910: yes, you vape people
wifi12345678910: s minds
Stormgod519: o hboy...
Juliamon: oh, now it's Mouthwashing
Stormgod519: who is the dude over there?!?
Strebenherz: what
sephyhallow: Welcome to a very confusing episode of Unskippable
Strebenherz: new phone who this
sephyhallow: called it
LiveFaust: *Kermit Dancing In Byrne Suit Gif*
wifi12345678910: These monolithians sure look weird
wifi12345678910: Skif wants that apartment though
ButButTheJesus:
KakuEpsilon: I mean, he could just up and take over the house in the void. Not like there's deeds and stuff
KeytarCat: @KakuEpsilon I don't think that house is still housable
KakuEpsilon: @KeytarCat Emissions don't effect buildings.
wifi12345678910: it was a really nasty emission
wifi12345678910: looked like part of the house was on fire
Stormgod519: right above you
Stormgod519: welp, now across from you
KeytarCat: I missed the tide pen
KakuEpsilon: Gauss Gun eletrodeletes are so cool.
Transmuted_Elf: now im picturing your scifi looking gun as a dalak gun.
Deyna_Taggerung: Ran this gauntlet myself last night. was halfway through before I realised I probably could have taken off the X7 suit for my normal one
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Shurtal: just casually tank 4 rounds of buckshot from 7 feet
KakuEpsilon: This building makes me think of the XCom 2 start and the Witness Ending
Stormgod519: H O L E
Stormgod519: THIS. IS! SPARTA!!!
Stormgod519: oh no
Stormgod519: okay
Stormgod519: where the fuck are we?
ghyllnox: Yo what
Stormgod519: When did Jay Garrick get here?!?
wifi12345678910: Strelok is sonic!
Toxxick: CAn we put down a glue trap?
wifi12345678910: he ate a lot of onion rings
ButButTheJesus: "You merely adopted the Zone..."
Strebenherz: time to dr robotnic and bully a hedgehog
KakuEpsilon: "I've discovered the code underlying the Zone!"
shushu2539: do we have a time slowing drug?
Stormgod519: @shushu2539 just tap your index fingers together...
DoodlestheGreat: @KakuEpsilon It's Linux!
ghyllnox:
Strebenherz: quick throw legos everywhere
sephyhallow: "Subscribe to my Patreon for Skif/Strelok slash fic"
KakuEpsilon: Eat STrelok, abosrb his speed
Strebenherz: pft.
Larkonus: Gotta practice the Double Tap.
Stormgod519: gotta be certain
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFFT
Stormgod519: LOL
Juliamon:
Strebenherz: WOW
wifi12345678910:
Larkonus: Classic Accidental Self-Imposed Handicap.
ghyllnox: That might explain the bleeding
KeytarCat: so why did Strelok have our mission on that tablet? Did I miss a narrative point?
Juliamon: It's from the OG game
Juliamon: you spend the whole game looking for Strelok, and it was you
KeytarCat: cool, ty
Strebenherz: Oh damn, amazing. So it's a funny AND a callback
Strebenherz: wait, did we just kill the protag of the first game
Strebenherz: AMAZING
KakuEpsilon: @Strebenherz Something something live long enough to become the villain.
JollyGee29: We might have finally succeeded in the mission to KILL THE STRELOK
Larkonus: I believe you've found a factory.
Strebenherz: What's the callback here?
TheAinMAP:
Strebenherz: bad tvs?
Strebenherz: WHAT
Juliamon: SCAR PLS
shushu2539: reception's no good, move the antenna to the left
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: is this the best game ever?
wifi12345678910:
wifi12345678910: He's doing a Hamlet thing with the skull maybe?
goombalax: Sunk Cost Fallacy
Strebenherz: AMAZING
Stormgod519: wow...
Juliamon: Previous Game Protag Boss Rush
vinewood_og: Who throws a skull? I mean really.
Stormgod519: das a lot of ammo
goombalax: nice of him to leave you an arsenal
Stormgod519: we find a raygun in there...
ghyllnox: Save?
Stormgod519: WHAT?
Stormgod519: just like that?
wifi12345678910: oh my
KeytarCat: ooh, gauss gun!
ghyllnox:
ghyllnox: You rail Strelok, Scar rails you
goombalax: one shot, damn
ghyllnox: Oh it really is one hit KO
Deyna_Taggerung: This took me a little to work out but you should be ok
ghyllnox: Yeah that's your ticket
Juliamon: learrrrning
Deyna_Taggerung: Closer
ghyllnox: That's not quite it
Deyna_Taggerung: Luring required ahead
Strebenherz:
idk if that's too much clip just the SHAKESPEARE with a skeleton, i'm still dead from that
Deyna_Taggerung: He shouldn't sit so close to the tv...
ghyllnox: You've done it seemingly inadvertently a couple times now
Deyna_Taggerung:
The scream jump
ghyllnox: \o/
Juliamon: YEAH TOAST!
LathosTiran: do not teleport bread
wifi12345678910: omnomnom
ButButTheJesus: YEAH TOAST!
Shurtal: Oui Marie Baguette Bon Soir
Larkonus: Altered Toast is the name of my alt-punk band. (/j)
ShadyLantern: does it land butterside up
KakuEpsilon: Altered Beast's lesser known spinoff,.
goombalax: Pray we don't alter it further
gonz0games: that's an arti-FACT
ghyllnox: Nom nom
ButButTheJesus:
@goombalax
lightfut: I've heard of disguised toast, but too downright alter it is unheard of
ButButTheJesus: ITS BREB
Shurtal: is it time for Edu-tainment?
LiveFaust: Must! Obey! The taco man!
Mazrae: Why do I feel like we are getting close to the end game
KakuEpsilon: Either we're getting to the end or just the beginning
wifi12345678910: ooh, magic heal lights]
Deyna_Taggerung: The boys are back in town
Stormgod519: dude is very intact for someone who just got launchered...
ButButTheJesus: in any case I have to bed, nightnight folks, take care and gauss safely
Stormgod519: gnight friend
Transmuted_Elf: that was a closet with alot of dead guys...what happened?
Shurtal: need to get me a Nerf RPG-7
KakuEpsilon: @Transmuted_Elf First game
Stormgod519: @Shurtal they did make one of those actually...
Shurtal: @Stormgod519 i had a nerf bazooka thing, looked kinda like the davy crocket, but i want an RPG-7, but it's orange and blue, and the payload is foam and it says nerf, no other changes
KakuEpsilon: A literal case of "Do Not Pursue Lu Bu" but you're the Lu Bu.
Stormgod519: @Shurtal lol
Stormgod519: LOL
Stormgod519: the flashlight...
Larkonus: Out of the fryer, then into the frying pan, then out of that and into the fire, then out of that into...
Mazrae: Bad time to woop woop woop
Mazrae: Wonder what their benefits are like
Stormgod519: probably a decent pension...
ghyllnox: I thought their recruitment boiled down to mind control
KakuEpsilon: @Mazrae Immunity to Emissions.
Stormgod519: for the time at least...
wifi12345678910: hymns?
LiveFaust: Join MONOLITH, Bwudder!
KakuEpsilon: Dental is just getting whacked real hard with a gun to teh face
Deyna_Taggerung: They're very generous in this section
Mazrae: That's a lot of ammo
Shurtal: you get to the lab and the only thing you find is an original pressing of The Girl from Ipanema
Stormgod519: really...?
ghyllnox: Huh
Larkonus: One of those rooms and you immediately know it's going to have a boss fight.
KakuEpsilon: Did I just go deaf?
Shurtal: at least you know it was a boss fountain
wifi12345678910: Who are granite squad?
KakuEpsilon: Weird, teh sound just randomly cut out on Twitch for me
Mazrae: That is a kill box for sure
Deyna_Taggerung: @wifi12345678910 they're Dr. K's little army
Deyna_Taggerung: It's mentioned during a different ending
wifi12345678910: this boss fight brought to you by big sugar
LiveFaust: I FEEL GREEEEAAAAT!
Deyna_Taggerung: Imagine mag dumping into the person on front of you, when you realise you're not the one with plot armour
Gaelan_Maestro: you keep going down, how deep is this place?
Shurtal: you get to the bottom and the final boss is the Elephent's Foot
wifi12345678910: @gaelan_maestro they dug too deep
KakuEpsilon: Oh hey from the previous doohickey
Transmuted_Elf: they seem occupied
LiveFaust: You can tell because of the graffiti that said "Strelok Waz Here"
LiveFaust: Ooh! New tennis ball!
sephyhallow: Corpse army about to rise?
Shurtal: "Strelok Waz Here, The Marked One is a Loser"
Stormgod519: ooo
LiveFaust: EXCLUSION ZONE I CAN'T HEAR YOOOUUUU!
sephyhallow: good music dang
Stormgod519: Is this "I kissed a girl"?
bignad0425: what's ts song
Stormgod519: why so dark...
goombalax: "You're Finally Awake"
Shurtal: now i have the 4kids Evangelion intro playing in my head
CaptainSpam: It's all a dream, and also it's 2021!
LiveFaust: I'm gonna call this the Bob Newhart ending.
Shurtal: not gettin' your deposit back,i tell ya what
vinewood_og: There we t
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: every stream I tune in the plot gets weirder
vinewood_og: There went the deposit*
LiveFaust: "Oh, hi anomaly, I didn't mean to wake you up." Goes back to sleep
Shurtal: No shielding? brave
Deyna_Taggerung: Big zone time
wifi12345678910: oh no
Shurtal: that's up there with Otto Octavius initiating Fusion in a Midtown Loft
Stormgod519: oh boy...
CaptainSpam: Stalker 3: Zone World
Bruceski: Stalker 3: Spread of Chernobyl
Buxx345: Stalker 3: Get off my lawn
wifi12345678910: Kaymanov was Faust the whole time?!
Strebenherz: what
Stormgod519: maybe?
goombalax: he had the old man coat from Howl's Moving Castle
RebekahWSD: Seems likely with a name like that
Stormgod519: oh god, it's Divergent!
Stormgod519: what?
Juliamon: DAMN WHAT
Stormgod519: is that it?
Strebenherz: can someone please explain
wifi12345678910: Shoulda killed Kaymanov Strelok was right
LiveFaust: So Faust says "Join Freedom"?
sephyhallow: So tropes led you to not shoot an old guy...who wasn't an old guy after all
DoodlestheGreat: No idea what it all means...
wifi12345678910: @LiveFaust they do have weed
sephyhallow: That's a cool way to do storytelling
shushu2539:
Start New Game? 
sephyhallow: Use your own knowledge against you. Damn.
Strebenherz:
500
Stormgod519: It really sounds like Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl...
goombalax: new game plus with the railgun
ghyllnox: Yeah, you were running around the boss gauntlet and I was like "I don't know if this is quite the "romantic place to bleed out" that the rest of the game is
wifi12345678910: Good game!
sephyhallow: That buggers tomorrow's plans I guess!
Strebenherz: picks up in your apartment, eating sausage and drinking condensed milk
ghyllnox: \o/
xantos69: So, how do you rate the game?
Shurtal: Congrats on conquering the Zone
DoodlestheGreat: Congrats on finishing.
LiveFaust:
"Morning stream to discuss the ramifications of the plot."
Deyna_Taggerung: Conga rats
Mazrae: Watching you play this kind of makes me want to play this as someone who hasn't played a stalker
CaptainSpam: Congrats!
Juliamon: It got a little hairy with last episode's crashtravaganza, but it really pulled together for the end
LiveFaust: You ONLY had to completely unfuck your save once.
DoodlestheGreat: Now you can sleep in!
Stormgod519: GGs Alex!
shushu2539: lrrHEART
wifi12345678910:
KeytarCat: The next two streams are not what they're labeled because the host finished the listed game!
DoodlestheGreat: Boomerang F.U!
ghyllnox: Are you planning to play this again on your own, or did you get your fill?
xantos69:
50 Bits!
TheAinMAP:
KWardJenx: Thank you, Alex.
Stormgod519: xantos 96
Stormgod519: Thank you so much Alex!
Gaelan_Maestro: this was an entertaining play through
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Gaelan_Maestro: bye
Mazrae: Hope you get home safely alex
vinewood_og:
Thanks for the great series! GG
ghyllnox: Oh right the mod lagtime, yeah
Stormgod519: gnight!
Stormgod519: take care you!
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
Stormgod519: you all!
LiveFaust: Thank 4 strem! Nini
ghyllnox: Gonna miss this one
Juliamon: yeah, looking forward to the next ep always got me through a tough day
DigitalSeahorse: fuck what is wrong with me this week, forgetting things all over the place
Juliamon: I wondered where you were!
DigitalSeahorse: also I got no notifier despite sitting right here
Juliamon: yeah, that happens with close-together streams
DigitalSeahorse: the ones I usually see are from discord
Juliamon: well I hope you enjoy the vod at least!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
Juliamon: there are some parts I think you will definitely appreciate
Juliamon: and since it was the finale, you don't have to rush to get it watched before tomorrow!
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