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LoadingReadyRun: Spoiler: It isnt Lost Kingdoms
TXC2: a mystery!
TXC2: title change!
letsbelgo: so hotwheel(er) are cards now?
LoadingReadyRun: the real mystery is why didn't they update the schedule with over a weeks notice
LoadingReadyRun: I'm here to throw people under the bus
TXC2: #BlameJames
Creideiki_SE: @LoadingReadyRun So *that's* why there's an extra Desert Bus soon.
TXC2: CONTACT
Juliamon:
Juliamon:
TXC2: "dude, where's my is this your car?"
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zelukester:
TheMerricat: So is this game just going to be Jay Leno simulator?
DoomBringerIL: gaming timeee
Shurtal: @TheMerricat if so, when do we fall down hill and screw over Conan?
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Singenmeister: Why not wingspan with cars? Then Paul can do honking noised from the sound board.
TheMerricat:
Oh! Looking at the steam page, these are knock off Hot Wheels! 
I was thinking super car like... The kind that show up in fast and the furious movies.
TXC2: knock of hot wheels, or knot wheels if you will
TheMerricat:
TXC2: Here we GO!
Brozard: Man, this intro is always so slick
Shurtal: Naught-wheels are cars that are in the process of being worked on
Shurtal: ZOOM
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
UrlorJkron: looks more like slots cars than hotwheels
aeropowell: i can see your pores
TXC2: I might be
cheezweazl:
Juliamon: Why are you so large today
Shurtal: you are MOIST
DoomBringerIL: big face
Singenmeister: That or you're starting your heel arc
GhostValv:
a game 
noSmokeFire: @Juliamon turns out LRR isn't just staffed by tall people, working there MAKES you large
TXC2:
Singenmeister Starting? 
Shurtal: i wanna say Ben zoomed in sometime last week?
h3rsh3yb4r: can you zoom in a little bit?
TXC2: !patreon
Singenmeister: Fair
LordMandos: If you're in Canada, GO VOTE!
calculated_uncertainties:
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Juliamon: A+ first time post
TXC2: vote early, vote often
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crazycommie87: As someone who lives in the States: please vote!
crazycommie87: Also cards and cars?
thraximore: who
Singenmeister: Oh it's supemarket simulator but car?
aeropowell: this isn't a card game
Juliamon: No
LordZarano: Even if you don't want to vote, go spoil your ballot. It's fun. And it gets counted
UrlorJkron: toy car packages are called "cards"
niccus: it's a car game, yeah
TXC2: it's CLEARLY based on on card shop
RatherLargeToad: It was a sophisticated rope-a-dope
noSmokeFire: caréd game
cheezweazl: Big cheats
crazycommie87: Oh Lord XD
PMAvers: It looks like it might just use the same pre-fabs for mechanics?
Xerodin: no they only have the tcg simulator
DoomBringerIL: steam refund on account of got got
thraximore: "new weekly stream" "ages"
otakubox0: IF you click on the + arrow on the tags it actually says TCG LOL
Shurtal: a one two punch of MGS: AC!D and Chain of Memories would be GREAT
UrlorJkron: also card came further down
TXC2: vindication!
UrlorJkron: probably search by tag
h3rsh3yb4r: interesting that card game and trading card game are similar
TXC2: TCG simulator had it 7th place, so which is more TCG then the other?
Dog_of_Myth:
niccus: it's finally time to go way back for dream quest
Jethrain: trading card game card game
thraximore: if you're explaining you're losing
accountmadeforants: I believe you
thraximore: was this whole thing just for that pun
Xerodin: sure you dont want to just play the gecko store clerk game?
h3rsh3yb4r: would "is this your car" mean you have to participate in the LRRmans with Ian?
TXC2: what do we play for is this your ard ?
Juliamon: This is the last April stream
LordZarano: "Card Game" is the 14th tag on this game
accountmadeforants: The TCG tag actually stood for Trading Car Game
Dog_of_Myth: Jump scares too
Dog_of_Myth: This game has everything
TXC2: Mangledpixel excellent, thank you
Juliamon: This definitely came along because someone playing TCG Shop Sim made a goof on car/card
accountmadeforants nods
DoomBringerIL: fits
Astrovore: There was an icon that said cards!
Dog_of_Myth: Great work there Mangledpixel
Mangledpixel: skill cards, right there!
DrLigmaPhD: Desperately collecting cars? More like Midlife Crisis Simulator
TXC2: flawless game, no notes
Shurtal: is that a knockoff Honda Acty? I've been looking in to importing one!
gsyhiap: Dude where's my card?
calculated_uncertainties: This feels like a watch and play game.
letsbelgo: they are all like thiis
thraximore: we may never know
Astrovore: goodness can we please turn on vsync?
accountmadeforants: Did the TCG Shop game ever add playing with the cards?
RatherLargeToad: there’s a green one!
thraximore: is he pronouncing "car" as "card"
thraximore: he is
Juliamon: he said he would
Desruprot: oh two three Bens, two in the recent TTC and another live now
RatherLargeToad: I don’t know if green is good. I just like green
TXC2:
this is the blurb for AetherDrift right? 
gsyhiap:
I mean, this is Supercard Collection Simulator after all
accountmadeforants: Card Games While Racing Through the Living Room. Yu-Gi-Oh has fallen off.
thraximore:
aeropowell: this is a lot of reading just to fill an hour without playing a card game
RatherLargeToad: The ceiling is also a surface
DoomBringerIL: did the box rly say 'fucker'???
Juliamon: you'd BETTER be allowed to stock tech decks
UrlorJkron: real cars with fake names
nevyn666: this screams ai
aeropowell: scammed
calculated_uncertainties: @DoomBringerIL No, I had to squint to check, though.
TXC2: nevyn666 which part?
RatherLargeToad: that’s a big binder
Jethrain: Can we vsync for the tearing?
DrLigmaPhD: Barista lookin outfit
TheAwkes: Do car collectors smell as bad as card collectors?
thraximore: our first customer is cute
aeropowell: does canada have a $0.50 coin?
TXC2:
"influenced" in a big "you can't copyright game mechanics, so don't sue" way
protojman: that'd be...loo-
UrlorJkron: US does but it's rarely used
aeropowell: no sales tax, im calling the CRA
thraximore: yesterday a kid tried to buy magic cards at my shop with silver half dollars 😬
TXC2:
NA not having 50 cent pieces are missing out on the wonder that is the 7 sided 50 pence piece we have in the UK
Juliamon: These character models sure are something
thraximore: BASICALLY
Juliamon: TXC2 US has them, just nobody uses them
RatherLargeToad: Was the kid named Billy?
UrlorJkron: @thraximore JFK of franklin?
UrlorJkron: *or
thraximore: uh JFK
TXC2: Juliamon ah, a pity
RatherLargeToad: They aren’t stinky, so that’s a plus
accountmadeforants: @thraximore Think those were their own or from one of their family's collections?
thraximore: I dunno. I got a ton of them as a kid from the "tooth fairy"
Leo_rhubarb: Omg I thought this was an expansion for tcg store sim
UrlorJkron: JFK half dollars were only silver in '64 after that they are nickle clad copper
Juliamon: thraximore same
aeropowell: Where are the high rollers buying a whole case of cars?
aeropowell: Did people preorder a case of collector boosters?
letsbelgo: freedom bills
shushu2539: how do you know this "game" isn't you actually controlling a robot doing that job?
accountmadeforants: People are desperate for car(d)s
TXC2: $1 bills in general seem wrong IMO
thraximore: @UrlorJkron still, they're usually worth a fair bit
DrLigmaPhD: I joke about barista ass outfits but for real half your customers look like former coworkers
TXC2: Fuck Erebus
letsbelgo: erebus is a melvin
thraximore: we've seen an uptick in folks using dollar coins, recently
shushu2539: you are too original
UrlorJkron: @thraximore Kinda unusual, but you can actually get them at the bank if you wanted. I've done it before. Used to be an avid coin collector.
Juliamon: Even the ostensibly male customers seem to be using a feminine model. #transrights
DoomBringerIL: can we raise the price? make more $$?
thraximore: hell yeag
orangeleapfrog: my car!!!!
aeropowell: where are the super cars?
DrLigmaPhD: The register is organized lowest to highest? Disgusting
UrlorJkron: The largest hotwheel seller at my local flea market was a woman
thraximore: perfect
thraximore: no notes
bytecaster: Love generic brand card store
accountmadeforants: 61 dollars for rent? Are we renting this place from our dad?
Jethrain: Cardds
Mangledpixel: car-double-ds
thraximore: the brain is a fascinating organ
accountmadeforants: God bless
TXC2: Skill card-d-dars
bytecaster: Trading cards, on this stream, unexpected but welcome
UrlorJkron: recycling!
Juliamon: it makes more sense than cramming cardboard boxes into a wastebin
letsbelgo: loool
accountmadeforants: No takesies backsies
thraximore: it's all falling apart
TXC2: and they T pose slide out with their vicotry money
TXC2: *victory
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Diabore: is this just... tcg sim?
MookGB: Is it not the same devs?
TXC2: MookGB it is not
DrLigmaPhD: Excellent hat
accountmadeforants: Bless all these people with cards
thraximore: you are a streamer after all
bytecaster: I'm into losing money - the Magic the Gathering motto
LordZarano: Supermarket Simulator wasn't the same devs as Card Shop Simulator either, they all just bought the same asset pack
TXC2: Devs made one(1) body rig, and by the Gods are they gonna use it
bytecaster: Second shelf, in this economy?
bytecaster: How about hard g jamble?
PMAvers: So when do we get to de-stink customers?
bytecaster: @PMAvers Are LGS owners allowed to do that?!?
Diabore: its in the wall now?
Dr_fragenstien: "I should've just opened a convenience store"
Jethrain: trying to line these up feels very "this way lies madness"
thraximore: @bytecaster we could in TCG simulator
aeropowell: you gotta up your profit margin on the pacls
MehallD: know what would be easier? 4
PMAvers: Do you have to pay shipping fees on the boxes? Might end up going negative fast
Cptasparagus: I just got through TTC, thank you for saying "Fuck aura shards", i know a lot of people who needed to hear that
bytecaster: Gotta spend money to make money
Diabore: pigfinite if you will
DrLigmaPhD: Infinoink
aeropowell: there are only like 2 hairstyles in this game
accountmadeforants: Maybe they'll come back after opening it at home
thegiftedgrifter: They get lonely if you only buy one
TXC2: Pig infinite, the Danish dream
nevyn666: goku haircut ahh
bytecaster: Have we softlocked the money?
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accountmadeforants: Can you right click? Or is that a different thing?
Diabore: do you right click the drawer?
Jethrain: right click on the drawers maybe?
Diabore: goat there
accountmadeforants: In fairness, a lot of people have been giving you fifty dollars for tiny purchases
Wolfstrike_NL: bills of 1 are so dystopian :S
Jethrain: a suit jacket, tactical pockets and sandals is certainly one of the fashion choices of all time
bytecaster: You pay with a crisp 100$ for every single pack.
TXC2: what's with these sailor outfits?
bytecaster: It's a port town?
TXC2: Ben "exact change" Wheeler
aeropowell: starve i guess
Alness49: Looks like you're eating cards
PMAvers: "can you break a" is, like, 50% of the time the lead-in for the person being a quick-change artist and going to steal money from you.
UrlorJkron: "money"
accountmadeforants: Listen, I need the small change to pay exactsies at the grocery store later.
accountmadeforants: (I don't actually do this)
bytecaster: I'm eating this 2/1 for 1 mana later!
Tar_Veldig: Kicks you out because you said youre not spending all your money there
thraximore: (he was not good)
PMAvers: Man, I can't imagine what my childhood would have been like if I had a LGS locally instead of a 20-30 minute drive.
thraximore: fewer if you don't eat multiple days a week
aeropowell: mono red players don't deserve to eat
Tar_Veldig: Lunch is temporary, you can keep cards for a long time
bytecaster: I feel like Ben might be a bad influence
DoomBringerIL: monolith vs obelisk whats the diff?
FurthestChunk: hot take it's wild that standard and pioneer monored seem to be near enough the same 75
TXC2:
aeropowell counterpoint, they can eat shit
Jethrain: WhellProduct_01 is my favourite
Tar_Veldig: Ben was "intermittent fasting" before it was cool (saving money for cards)
Tar_Veldig: So is this TCG Simulator? (The Car Game)
TXC2: Tar_Veldig yes, but legally no
accountmadeforants: Likewise
Tar_Veldig: At least some of the models look unique. I know a lot of sim games have very similar models
alexanderthefine: This is how supermarket simulator is too I'm pretty sure
FurthestChunk: It just makes me think there's a stock unity asset pack
FurthestChunk: lmao noscoped it
accountmadeforants: @FurthestChunk Card Shop Simulator has tons of unique assets, though. So maybe the asset pack is based on its success? (Or that of other shop simulators)
Tar_Veldig: I do enjoy the DBZ fan character asset pack for their customers
kumatsu: time for King of the Hill simulator
Wolfstrike_NL: dunno, probally 3 fiddy?
bytecaster: It's the suit isn't it
PMAvers: "Time to announce the ITYC? Game Jam"
PMAvers: and let someone else do it for you
DeM0nFiRe: smh that person probably scalping, bought all your inventory of that item
accountmadeforants: @PMAvers Better yet, the "Is This A Card Game? Game Jam"
Mangledpixel: you'd need to learn rudamentary functions of Unity and asset creation if you want to do that, plus that pack's not free
sensuna84: What did you expect?
accountmadeforants: Like Adam, you're popular with non-famous lesbians.
bytecaster: Well, they bought the anime lesbian asset pack and darn are the gonna get their moneys worth
Juliamon: drakesphere
accountmadeforants: The retail simulator asset pack is like 25 dollars, so they already went way past their budget
Mangledpixel: Drake Sphere
Mangledpixel: Juliamon ha!
DrLigmaPhD: I have seldom met a lesbian I wasn't fast friends with. I choose to accept this blessing
bytecaster: Wyvernorb!
Juliamon: lmao same hat
DeM0nFiRe: Customer phasing through you to block the shelf you are currently stocking? Accurate retail work representation
LordSeru:
is that famous pokemens card game store? 
aeropowell: when do we get rich
alexanderthefine: Why is watching the clock tick down so stressful
bytecaster: That's the neat part, never
bytecaster: Oh the cargo pants sailor uniform combo, a classic
TXC2: become the clock
nevyn666: who actually uses cash now
DrLigmaPhD: We have literal mountains of other shit to fix first
LordSeru: like real stores... the cashier takes like 10 minutes to return the change.
accountmadeforants: I still miss my 5 Gulden coins, 2 Euro just isn't the same.
nevyn666: drug dealers. thats all.
Jethrain: the 25c coin is so weird to me
FurthestChunk: the one dollar note is genuinely insane to me
TXC2:
nevyn666 i'd say me but I don't much money full stop
Juliamon: dispensaries, because US banks won't let you
Goldensaber22: @nevyn666 you have not bought chinese food recently i see
bytecaster: It's how you get the good credit card points!
PipeSmokingOwl: legal weed in NJ gotta use cash
alexanderthefine: As a batista, singles support my gambling
nevyn666: @Goldensaber22 i purchased chinese food on friday. used by debit card
Goldensaber22: then it wasn't made by the chinese
Goldensaber22: you heard it here first
Goldensaber22: unless it was factory
LordSeru: we should open a pack... just as a treat.
Eklinaar: Cash is good, shops have to pay a fee for every single credit card transaction, paying cash is like giving the shop owner a tip that costs you nothing.
FurthestChunk: I'm too British to tolerate paper money for specifically one dollar
aeropowell: she said it was too expensive and bought it anyways
FurthestChunk: I love pound coins
nevyn666: idk man. the signs on the wall were like 30yrs old. same people running it since i was a kid. its official chinese food.
niccus: hey, actual cars
Goldensaber22: @nevyn666 alright i take it back. but the point stands
CaptainSpam: Who uses 50c coins? Those things are rare in the US. Unless this game is also using $2 bills, it can step right off with its half-dollars.
bytecaster: Warhammer but cars!
DrLigmaPhD: Gaslands?
DrLigmaPhD: I think that's the name
nevyn666: @Goldensaber22 id use cash. but going to the bank is a chore.
Justherefortherewards: Now you gotta paint em all though
TXC2: Slot cars, but with modifiers could work
bytecaster: I have equiped my car wit ha heavy bolter
Justherefortherewards: and if they're not accurate to the real world cars, car nerds will bully you
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Lord_Hosk: You did the 50 cent again
Wolfstrike_NL: My Cybertruck usus Unglue, it hurt itself in confusion.
Lord_Hosk: LOL
bytecaster: There is a car archetype in Yu-Gi-Oh, I'm pretty sure
TXC2: Yu-gi-oh is on motorbikes though right?
Lord_Hosk: Its your rule!
LordSeru: 50 cent coin usage? not my wheeler.
shushu2539: seems like your register has infinite bills, you can take a vacation now
UrlorJkron: card games on motorcycles!?
DrLigmaPhD: Imagine how insufferable it would be if you also had a till inventory
FurthestChunk: honestly I'm just waiting till Kazuma Kiryu shows up to make this a Yakuza game side quest
CaptainSpam: Show 'em all. Give them all their change in pennies/nickels.
bytecaster: Have Ian on as a special guest
FurthestChunk: It has mahjong!
FurthestChunk: What's your yaku here
bytecaster: Who needs to pay rent if they can buy more cars!
Jensling: Are you too broke, or are bills to expensive?
Jensling:
TXC2: Wheeler's Yaku is always 13 orphans
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: another card shop simulator?
avjamethyst: I have been summoned?
FurthestChunk: joke's on you that'd be very funny
FurthestChunk: hi angel
DeM0nFiRe:
FurthestChunk: Ben says you should be um actuallying him
LordSeru:
mahjong? 
bytecaster: No Mahjong only cars
FurthestChunk: and chat as well
TXC2:
Mahjong isn't even real, chat made it up
bytecaster: Now you can pay rent
FurthestChunk:
ban her for one month
FurthestChunk: I should sling some jong
LordSeru:
mahjong is just chinese checkers
TXC2: a mahjong tear....ing my hair out
Lord_Hosk: We have VIPs in this channel that have been publicly canceled, like that LordHosk guy. But you wont VIP regular stream guest Angel? GEEEEES who makes these rules?
Lord_Hosk: I know at least two
Juliamon: (G did do the VIP audit last night)
calculated_uncertainties: it was in the highlight reel
TXC2:
we learned a person can't be both a Mod and a VIP
LordSeru: mod's just aren't very important, clearly
Juliamon: he had to de-VIP you
TheAinMAP:
TXC2:
well maybe chat needs to make clips out of other things you do Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe:
accountmadeforants: "After all, why shouldn't I keep it?"
TXC2:
it's preserved in the mod slack
FurthestChunk: stripping an OBE in order to make you a lord
FurthestChunk: 2025 slot car arc
Wolfstrike_NL: Did G at least re-vip/mod himself? After he lost it when Adam shot him?
Dr_fragenstien: oh very much
FurthestChunk: model trains rip though
Juliamon: yes he remodded himself
UrlorJkron: It not so much gatcha as it is just searching entire racks for what you are missing.
Goldensaber22: the WHEEEEELS
Juliamon: wanna touch the spinny fidget!
bytecaster: That's just nominative determinism
UrlorJkron: everbody loves to kit bash
ND_Ericson: I just assume someone has done the joke of "Is this your car" already?
TXC2: ND_Ericson this whole stream is that joke
FurthestChunk: at some point I want to have a nice little model train layout
TheAinMAP: Would a fan that knows their wheels well be known as a "wheeler"?
accountmadeforants: Nobody else can satisfy your cravings for toy cars
LordSeru:
soo.... is this your car?
YeetTheRich_: is this your camaro
bytecaster: Why would we expand, we barely fill the space we have
FurthestChunk: no she's white as hell
Lord_Hosk: they cant all be winners
TXC2:
Goth Chandra you say?
CaptainSpam: So when do we get Thunderbirds Collection Simulator? Or maybe Captain Scarlet Collection Simulator?
bytecaster: So how does the EV feel?
Lord_Hosk: That one goes fast!
TXC2: American muscle!
UrlorJkron: they have stats!
FurthestChunk: I would pay five bucks for that one
gualdhar: oh, this basically is a card game, weird
TXC2: !break
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LordSeru: more car after rest stop.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
CaptainSpam: Good night, TXC2!
UrlorJkron: o/
TokenMickus: Thought I would hear an "obisa" with this music
bytecaster: 16,90 though, nice
gualdhar: so how do we play the trading car game?
Xerodin: buy dual lands and power 9 before the boom
TheMerricat: !!!!
TheMerricat: Every day?!
Wolfstrike_NL: Depends if you have to pay poggifers
Xerodin: what if we wanted you to?
gualdhar: we Americans would be mad if we could read
TheMerricat: "The average daily living expenses for an individual are around $211.73, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. This includes spending on housing, food, transportation, entertainment, clothing, healthcare, and other goods and services. A single person's average monthly expenses can vary, but are roughly $4,641 per month, according to SoFi. " - I never realized. Now I feel poor.
Eklinaar: $100/day barely covers my rent.
Xerodin: is that the NDA horse tear?
corefluxx: Can confirm that Canada is expensive to exist in... at least here in Ontario.
TheMerricat:
So... you said you would tell this to young Wheeler? Why? To break their spirit early? 
PMAvers: "Start practicing early your bank robbing skills."
niccus: ever think about how much it costs to sleep
Mangledpixel: I dunno, I still think "You're a girl, you dingus" will be more useful advice for my younger self
bytecaster: Maybe quantifying everything through money was a mistkae
Wolfstrike_NL: So, did you get payed a bonus for saturday during Live? :P?
bytecaster: Second poster?
Shurtal: jazzercise the place
quatoria: generally bills increase through time yes
shushu2539: are those lil cars imported?
quatoria: especially if you don't pay them
CaptainSpam: Was that a ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR (usd) poster?!?
Xerodin: normally they increase when you make your store bigger
PMAvers: Yeah, they should just fold the poster up into squares and put it in the shipment with the other merchandise.
bytecaster: See now this looks like a legitimate store
CaptainSpam: That better be the best damn poster this town's ever seen.
YeetTheRich_: The average equipping expenses for an individual are around 2 mana, according to the Bureau of scryfall dot com. This includes +2/+2 and protection from red and from blue. A single person's average value can vary, but are roughly 2 damage to any target and you draw a card according to SoFi.
BusTed:
@YeetTheRich_
Wolfstrike_NL: Surely you could make room by doing away with like 4 mr mime's?
YeetTheRich_: thank you
bytecaster: Thank you, I will be here all week!
FurthestChunk: +2
quatoria: individual reviews for each chatter
Eklinaar: Reward for most pedantic
Carlioo: this is why I just lurk
bytecaster: @Carlioo Too late, you'll get reviewed now!
FurthestChunk: schedule us in for one-on-ones
Xerodin: sounds like a dom streamer kind of move
quatoria: you're in a blighted industrial wasteland and people are commuting to your supercar store
wiigamer1995: is this just tcg sim but with cars?
niccus: backseat performance review
FurthestChunk: also the BLS stuff makes me want to go pull up any austin videos
TheMerricat:
Do you really want to see the consequences of weaponizing a parasocial relationship like that? I feel like the mods would wear down their fingers before the week was out.
CaptainSpam: It was so expensive, he had to buy more.
bytecaster: Have you seen magic players? "too expensive, I need 20" is standard behavior
FurthestChunk: Ben what jokers are you looking for and what's your yaku
thraximore: "Oh I've never played vintage cube"
FurthestChunk: P1P1 a Frog the Jam in vintage cube hoping to wheel the five of clubs
bytecaster: People are so confident.
Shurtal: "Step up your backseating game, have some pride, better be s-tier next time."
bytecaster: If they wanna make picks so badly, they can just play themselves?!?
wiigamer1995:
you should do a twitch chat drafts vintage stipulation draft 
Carlioo: at least they're honest
FurthestChunk: I think you should crack open a bunch of packs in this
Shurtal: that's some top tier hubris right there
bytecaster: Wow, being parasocial with vintage cube is a new one
ghyllnox: At that point, lie
FurthestChunk: I've never played this game btw
FurthestChunk: could be worse could be fnpf twitch chat
Dr_fragenstien: I'm glad you were there for him so you could tell twitch chat off
YeetTheRich_: the true poster mindset
PipeSmokingOwl: confidently expressing their mediocrity
Ewayko: oh hi Mark
FurthestChunk: following poster's bushido to a tee
Shurtal: you gotta admire the honesty
accountmadeforants: These are the people AIs are trained on
Xerodin: yo
YeetTheRich_: correct
Xerodin: hell yeah
accountmadeforants: Bigger Box = More Better
Jensling: 100%
Voidhawk42: Aw hell yeah. Retail therapy with expansions is real
CaptainSpam: Just need to get more cards at once.
Darleysam: like on Christmas morning as a kid, the biggest box under the tree is the most exciting
YeetTheRich_: getting a physical wingspan expansion is great high
bytecaster: Big lego boxes are very satisfying to carry out of a store!
Jensling:
Every MtG purchase should come with a bundle box 
wiigamer1995: so you saying they should offer you big boxes for your vintage stapels
bytecaster: Listening to the slight rattle, impeccable
thraximore: monkey see big banana, monkey want
wiigamer1995:
UrlorJkron: uhhh
FurthestChunk: buying big model kits feels great
DarthRagnar815: Phrasing?
YeetTheRich_: i mean it still checks out
Voidhawk42: Well, that feels good too. For different reasons
Shurtal: i once went to pick up some emergency meat and butter for a family dinner, walked out witha ps3. Sometimes is great to be an adult
Xerodin: i get the same reaction when i bought my first master grade gunpla modelthewy're 39*31 cm
bytecaster: There is lego specifically target at adults, adult toy lego, if you will
bytecaster: *targeted
Eklinaar: Carrying out a pack of 60 toilet paper rolls feels so good.
FurthestChunk: do not shove Lego dildos up your ass you will regret it
Wolfstrike_NL: At cosco, for...other adult toys?
Wolfstrike_NL: Wait, isn't this just the 1 dollar thing?! Isn't it just postering?!
Eklinaar: Once I spent US$300 to buy 20kg of tamarind candy at Costco.
trainpants: It's hard watching other people live your dreams
Shurtal: "That's a person that has their priorities straight" *looking at someone carrying 50kg of sugar to their car
FurthestChunk: two hundred dollars of double chunk chocolate cookies
cobthegreat: There is nothing more exciting than caring something in two hands knowing it's just for pleasure just like Christmas morning as a kid
v_nome: Yeah looking at the steam page for this I thought we got to play with the cars
Asimech: Personally the best feel comes from small but heavy boxes. B/c it feels like efficiency.
wiigamer1995:
what did you think this was like? it looks like its just tcg sim with cars 
bytecaster: @Asimech That's why I love buying lead!
accountmadeforants: I get the olive thing. The supermarket near me sells huge vacuum-sealed packs of ribs and every time I see someone buys them I'm like, damn, I want that. (I'm not even a huge fan of ribs.)
Shurtal: i wish, in these types of games, everytime you presss jump your character yells parkour
PipeSmokingOwl: a bag with a weighted blanket thats still compress packed in
FurthestChunk: I just need a big model kit with cool options and opportunities to customise it
YeetTheRich_: what you didn't unlock NG+ yet?
FurthestChunk: what's your letterboxd rating for this
FurthestChunk: oh shit does this have online?
wiigamer1995: can you not crack packs?
FurthestChunk: man this store looks desolate
bytecaster: What does it do for you in real life?
YeetTheRich_: i think it exists
UrlorJkron: Maybe they got a peg board for selling individual cars?
bytecaster: I mean, if this isn't art, what is, truly?
accountmadeforants: Maybe you can grab the race track and have people playing with the cars? Find enjoyment in their enjoyment
UrlorJkron: Yeah the cars you've opened so far were pretty cheap
matthaus_c: respectfully your store does look like it'd have bodies under the floor
Jethrain: these are not casual numbers of replacement wheels these folks are buying
accountmadeforants: Also where do they find the space for all these cars. Not like you can shove a cardboard box with your whole collection in the attic.
thraximore: how come these games never have a customer who doesn't have enough money and refuses to pay full price and tries to demand lower prices
SohNata: I mean the best way it was put to me was "games aren't art, they're a medium and some of the things in that medium will be art."
bytecaster: They should make a beyblade branded one of these
YeetTheRich_: garfield kart furious racing has a better avg rating than league of legends on backloggd
matthaus_c: supercar tracks beyond
YeetTheRich_: maybe the site is good
3schr: Do we know if we'll see you at MCVegas, Wheeler? I know you're on the website, but with the world being what it is ...
bytecaster: Someone almost sat down at the track!!
PMAvers: The Clubhouse LGS for the owner and his friends
v_nome: Oh we CAN play cars? hell yeah
3schr: Can't wait!
bytecaster: nice
accountmadeforants: It was the end of the day, they might not have come in
Shurtal: yeah, vegas in the summer isn't really "tracksuit weather"
bytecaster: Maybe your MMR is too high for the people coming to your store so you can't matchmake
DeM0nFiRe:
bytecaster: we only have one slot
Xerodin: THEY DO HAVE CARDS
bytecaster: They played teleport!
TheAinMAP:
BusTed: hey did they just teleport
bytecaster: Ante!
YeetTheRich_: holy shit
BusTed:
Playing for pinks 
accountmadeforants: Lmao playing for ante
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this fast and the furious for ants
gualdhar: WHO INCLUDED ANTE
UrlorJkron: oh dang racing for pinks
Darleysam:
This Is Their Car 
LordSeru: never play for ante...
Jethrain: you play for *ante*??
Xerodin: playing for pink slips
MehallD: we playing for ante baybee
vinewood_og: Playin for pinks... rough
YeetTheRich_: duelist kingdom rules let's go
matthaus_c: sharked by girls in sailor uniforms
bytecaster: Gotta open more packs and get better cars!
CaptainSpam: They've seen you play, now they're all lining up to win your cars.
Xerodin: you can just set you items to equal dollars so you don't have to deal with change
Shurtal: "Don't wanna be the guy that owns a store just to play in it" *FIVE MINUTES LATER* "I gotta hire an employee so i can play in my store"
matthaus_c: @Shurtal he didn't know it was also gambling!
BusTed: Just did a car hood slide over the register
matthaus_c: is 50c top 3 coins
boredkid07: Omg i didn't know you also did Sim Games. Have you done any of the NPC races?
bytecaster: Having the ability to have the little cars teleport and ghost has kinda sold me on this
bytecaster: That one desk really brightens the place up
BusTed: uh oh
boredkid07: This game is infinitely better once you can have a clerk and you don't have to check people out anymore
h3rsh3yb4r: is this a TCG card shop sim update?
TheAwkes: Cars as a loss leader to sell the expensive accessories and the cards? I could see it.
YeetTheRich_: idk is there power creep?
niccus: if it was this cheap you'd see so many more children
YeetTheRich_: do you have to buy the new expansion cars to keep up with the meta
bytecaster: @boredkid07 That just sound like how capitalism works
FurthestChunk: Ben's about to spend 2U
bytecaster: Immediately toxic try hard!
TheAwkes: Abuse the good will of your customers while you take them for all they're worth.
bytecaster: Those blues can replace the one we just lost
accountmadeforants: Finally, an incentive to gamble
bytecaster: Now we might need to learn something about the actual car game
boredkid07: New Chandra just dropped
BusTed: 👀
bytecaster: That one is so much faster than the others
accountmadeforants: Lmao it has double the stats as the other cars
matthaus_c: what if the $100 car is only playable in commander
Jethrain: that car lasts two races, tops
niccus: so you're about to donate it to someone in a duel
DeM0nFiRe: @matthaus_c carmander
v_nome: Is our commander Atracksa?
bytecaster: These cards are just mario kart items
Shurtal: @v_nome +2
accountmadeforants: Wait. Are the skill cards single-use? That's devious
Manitu_25: f.... it's aetherdrift all over again
YeetTheRich_: carlia of the vast
boredkid07: Swap is objectively good, but it takes too much brain power for me. I just use Boost Ghost and Bomb
hd_dabnado: many such cases
drcthulu: never use your own stash
FurthestChunk: damn
YeetTheRich_: arcardes the strategist
FurthestChunk: you wouldn't have said that to me if I made that joke
Shurtal: ablity: Cruisin' USA 2
CaptainSpam: Two days left? BOOM! FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, suckas!
bytecaster: AsmoranomardicadaistinaculdaCAR
Chronomagistrate: Carvek the Merciless
YeetTheRich_: @bytecaster oh thats good
BusTed: nyooom
accountmadeforants:
drcthulu: you're lapping him
TheAinMAP: Nyoom
accountmadeforants:
Dumori: Sharking your new players
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's unfair
Wolfstrike_NL: lapped them thrice
Eklinaar: You made your customer cry
Alness49: "Yeah, this car's a 7"
boredkid07: Go again
Voidhawk42: God, imagine if ante still existed in commander
Wormsbane: damn, playing vintage for ante against standard players
otakubox0: Bracket 5 car
boredkid07: Gg
BusTed: And we have the outside lane the whole time
bytecaster: That car is a game changer
Jethrain: Is teleportation a game changer y/n
boredkid07: They've only been waiting since 10am
accountmadeforants: Good advertising, they saw you pay to win and now they want to do the same
Voidhawk42: Too busy sharking a teenager to run the shop, classic LGS owner
Dumori: They where all cheering you on tyhey're an audiance
Xerodin: can you still not hire someone?
FurthestChunk: Guess we should hire someone
bytecaster: We gotta capitalize on Chronos before it gets power crept!
boredkid07: Paying for a 700 expansion one $2 at a time
accountmadeforants: I hope the employee can handle stocking and inventory, too. So you can truly focus on your passion.
boredkid07:
@accountmadeforants they don't not yet
bytecaster: I don't think that car has two slots
boredkid07: They're out of cards
accountmadeforants: @boredkid07 Aw dang, at least we've got Infinite 9 (PM)
niccus: they should bring ante back
YeetTheRich_: how is the f1 car so slow
accountmadeforants: Wait how the fuck is a regular car outpacing an F1 car
UrlorJkron: how is an f1 car so slow
boredkid07: Infinite 9am to Restock and Infinite 9pm to open product
bytecaster: Imagine being 6th in line while the cashier is just playing with his little cars
DeM0nFiRe: Must be a Sauber
SquareDotCube: They gotta buy new racers after losing theirs to the shopkeeper
FurthestChunk:
oh yeah what's your five favourite nights
shushu2539: you can use your profits to buy stuff from store.loadingreadyrun
boredkid07: They can't. It's 9pm. It's closed.
BusTed: The posters can stay
accountmadeforants: Good for ambiance
LordZarano: Perfect
NorthstarTex: God's perfect* game
niccus: that's how you know it's adults only
Lord_Hosk: I liked it better when you were hiding those dirty dirty tables
LordSeru: mid air posters. they are perfect.
bytecaster: Different track, pog
Officinalis: Let them race while being watched by the general public, like monkeys at a zoo.
SquareDotCube: Don't worry, we'll get stock when people lose to us
vrulg: nomative determinism
bytecaster: Are our cashiers also exclusively lesbians?
Jethrain: Marge Barcode is a powerful name
Dumori: @SquareDotCube Perfect plan
accountmadeforants: Okay, so what makes them higher level. Do the low level ones mess up the change, or steal from the register?
bytecaster: It is a 100$ car
Lord_Hosk: This is sad
boredkid07: Not to be a Backseat Bradley, but you should be checking the market price of your product every morning and hitting +10% on it. It can fluctuate quite a bit from day to day
SquareDotCube: "Hi, I'm Wheeler Shopowner, no I don't own the shop"
bytecaster: @boredkid07 He's gotta shark the teens first
boredkid07: I get it!
Lord_Hosk: Not to be a front seat freddy, but You're awesome Wheeler
DrLigmaPhD: Yes actually. Pork farmer
JoannaTastic: "oh I don't even know what a pig is"
Wolfstrike_NL: How many times did you draft a cube?
Xerodin: good to see both friday nights wheeler and stream wheeler are both TOs that enter their own tournaments
FurthestChunk: "make money exclusively off pigs" I mean yeah I've put too many hours into The Bazaar
shushu2539: wait for the tarrifs on mini cars to kick in
YeetTheRich_: letterboxd for streamers when
3schr: That's the great thing about LRR - there are so many of you it's okay if you don't vibe with everyone
FurthestChunk:
giving Ben two stars but a heart as well
Officinalis: Did your personal Ass racing success influence your choice in game today?
DeM0nFiRe:
bytecaster: We will find a way to cancel you, someh9ow
Lord_Hosk: Wait... That was part of it... I have to rethink my awesome comment
DoomBringerIL: no males in this gameworld whatsoever
Shurtal: time to bustout the checklist
Dumori: How much are custom dice.....
bytecaster: I meant the chatter, but sure
accountmadeforants: Until people find your secret twitter
Lord_Hosk: This man uses 50 cent coins
LordZarano: I thought Matt was "the gay one"
bytecaster: Oh no, they played rock against us
DrLigmaPhD: We could just start a rumor that's just real enough. "I can't believe Wheeler said that about the French"
vinewood_og: I like the cut of this man's jib. Counterspell for everything.
SquareDotCube: So has a clean cut man in a white business suit and red business shirt show up yet?
drcthulu: you mean your pink caddy
Dumori: Come now Ben we Bisexuals don't really exists
Shurtal: this man stealing cars from CHILDREN
Invitare: I can't believe Wheeler would defend the French smh
bytecaster: We gotta hire Marry Moneybags or what her name was
YeetTheRich_: you can't get cancelled for talking shit about france
accountmadeforants: Ooh, we're tapping a new vein of lesbians
calculated_uncertainties: It's weird to have the 'gay one' considering the lrr crew. I mean, did you watch friday nights?
DoomBringerIL: @bytecaster Cashy cash
Shurtal: the plastic fumes lesbian?
Jethrain: the one thing this game is missing from TCG sim is the "gamers going to the LGS to buy a palette of deodorant" factor
boredkid07: Fat Pack money
bytecaster: Wheeler is taking all of the learners permits
drcthulu: If they didn't want to lose, they should have risked their car
Dumori: Can we use the replacement wheels?
DrLigmaPhD: Fleecing lesbians
Manitu_25: wheeler the hotwheel narc
boredkid07: @dumori you can't interact with any of the "Other Products"
SquareDotCube: I love these crazy prices, they're obviously meant for another country
Dumori: Sell exclusivelly won cars
accountmadeforants: A car ransom stand, if you will
drcthulu: let the fleecing continue
bytecaster: I cannot wait for the inevitable loss of Chronos.
e_bloc: my favorite stream: is this your car
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accountmadeforants: @bytecaster It'll be a real shitty car with some impossibly good skill. That's how I'd do it, sneak that shit under the radar.
shushu2539: does the cashier gets dental?
vinewood_og: Teeth? In this economy!?
vinewood_og: Nailed it.
CaptainSpam: Because you are about to rock, and they want to salute you?
SquareDotCube: Nah, teleport is the real broken one. Let their car do all the work and then teleport right at the last moment
lightfut: Sit down, be humble
v_nome: They only play on P1
DeM0nFiRe:
goombalax: she wanted that seat
cutaos: thats her spot
Dumori: Didn't wanna get sharked by you
goombalax: I remember from doing these as a kid that you can't just go max speed or the track will throw the car
DeM0nFiRe: Her name is Cassie Cash, not Isabella Inventory come on
drcthulu: she's just a cashier, not an inventory specialist
CaptainSpam: Customers love her vacant thousand-yard stare.
goombalax: Radium hair dye is the new thing
TruPhantomAngel: You crushed their hopes and dreams Ben. They need to keep playing to fill the void.
Dumori: This is kida cool
AmewTheFox: the spoils of war
goombalax: then you price them absurdly high so nobody buys, they just admire
accountmadeforants: Mad cool that it remembers the cars when you pick up the shelf
PaperDoopliss: You buy from me and then I take what you buy
philavoie: Let's all big stretch for 5 sec..
DrLigmaPhD: They're not all Subarus?
TheWooglie: like playing a Canadian Highlander deck against a commander pre-con?
TheMerricat: I feel bad when they start clapping for their car, like they don't have any clue how badly they are loosing.
accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Just before they get lapped they think they're ahead, goldfish memory
xantos69: Dang. I feel bad for them.
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drcthulu: don't, they're the fuzz
thraximore: it's kinda fucked that it's for ante
DrLigmaPhD: Is she on mono-trucks?
accountmadeforants: Nah, it's not fast enough, we're wasting time fleecing these kids
v_nome: They're gonna ban cars from school
thraximore: you're gonna be investigated for rigging the tables
BusTed: Yeah, they have Supercars and we're Collecting them.
PipeSmokingOwl: @thraximore na the fucked part is its for ante BEFORE they know the owner has a super car in the garage lol
thraximore: I mean, they're CALLED supercars
PipeSmokingOwl: they see the honda civic outside and its like no you are racing that lambo round the corner
philavoie: Is there any Plushies in that game??
accountmadeforants: It do be blue
goombalax: ah yes, sapphire brown
Transmuted_Elf: *checks date* this isnt April 1st and this is far from a card game what?
accountmadeforants: "Too expensive"? You're never gonna win your cars back like that.
Juliamon: Transmuted_Elf watch the first 10 minutes of the vod
thraximore: it's a card shop
thraximore: get it twisted
GapFiller: !point
KeytarCat: Did they just teleport twice?
thraximore:
thraximore: @LordZarano that's a rock
accountmadeforants: I like that they immediately went for the trophy wall, like they were planning to pay ransom for their car
thraximore: these people are complaining about THESE prices??
LordZarano: @thraximore Sure is
xantos69: Can you imagine if Canadian Highlander was played for Ante of the entire deck?
thraximore: you did?
PipeSmokingOwl: it was orange wasnt it?
thraximore: weird
philavoie: I don't know...
Transmuted_Elf: i see basic does changing that change it?
arbysgaming38: are there multiple sets? maybe its from a different one
Wolfstrike_NL: Did Cassie steal it?
Juliamon: sure, blame the Cassandra
PipeSmokingOwl: and we did win a cop car...sooooo
accountmadeforants: It was $69, even
drcthulu: maybe he swapped it while you weren't looking
UrlorJkron: did you check your pockets?
drcthulu: you da bomb
FurthestChunk: where do you keep your lamp oil and rope
FurthestChunk: come back when you're a little mmmmricher
niccus: honestly? yeah
DrLigmaPhD: We're here for the vibes not thematic consistency
SquareDotCube: Oh! There's that new one that even brought in the original animator
Jensling:
@Juliamon I mean, from what I know of Greek myth, nobody believes Cassandra, so it's the perfect crime
thraximore: please don't clap
FurthestChunk: Is This Your Face of Evil?, the new weekly stream
DoomBringerIL: this blue sports car is cheating 4sure
TruPhantomAngel: but they were having fun, before the crushing. lol
DeM0nFiRe:
accountmadeforants: Jesus, even with the vroom-zoom they're only barely faster
accountmadeforants: Maybe switch the collection top right?
LordZarano: non-basic?
Jethrain: the "basic" dropdown on the right?
thraximore: are they souveirs?
xantos69: Well at least we don't have to fire Cassie.
Wolfstrike_NL: Or, the game is dumb for not giving you a show all button
accountmadeforants: Oh no, did we report Cassie for nothing?
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CaptainSpam: I think you owe Cassie an apology.
thraximore: we didn't accuse cassie, remember
thraximore: it was just a conversation
FurthestChunk: so wait we're taking the cars they bought at the store, in order to sell them back to them
Wolfstrike_NL: Cassie's moving to much product
FurthestChunk: this is actually a casino
Jethrain: We didn't accuse her of anything, we just heavily insinuated
CaptainSpam: You created this man, out of some material... hay? Grass? Something like that.
DoomBringerIL: as fast as shipping is in this game - Amazon still ships faster in the real world lol
FurthestChunk: benjamin are you aware you have reinvented the roulette wheel with this business
Jethrain: "ichor yellow" is the most nauseating name
thraximore: what is Chandra referencing?
FurthestChunk: like for real the winning cars from your customers part of this feels really skeezy
TimeToFry: What's Magic the Gathering
accountmadeforants: @FurthestChunk Yeah that's the best part
FurthestChunk: no and I hope I never will
KeytarCat: Chandra is a name of a Hindu Deity
Transmuted_Elf: Wait never played ante magic?
rosesmcgee: Never raced for pinks? what's skeezy about that?
Lord_Hosk: Thats how wheeler won Yellowjacket in real life
FurthestChunk: It's the fact we're selling their cars back to them
ZombieHendrix: Check the til, Cassie is skimming off the top
TimeToFry: Friday Nights is based on a real story?
FurthestChunk: It feels like our shop is going to get sued into the dirt in about three customers
DoomBringerIL: season 2 incoming?
Lord_Hosk: Season 2? They are on like season 6
v_nome: Except Missy is really a vampire
accountmadeforants: Poggifer's not real? D:
thraximore: Cassie you get to go home after 9 PM
Lord_Hosk: Garbage
Transmuted_Elf: your evil laugh was the best, and the scene with Ben and Adam was the hardest ive laughed in a long time.
TheWooglie: can't give it away
DoomBringerIL: @Lord_Hosk season 2 of the next generation
rosesmcgee: The sexual tension between Adam and Ben felt real (parody parody parody)
Lord_Hosk: Cause... Ya' basic
Thisbymaster: When they are left leaning?
xantos69: Cause you are driving it! Hey-OH! I'll accept my ban now
accountmadeforants: Serialized 1/1 Chronos
FurthestChunk: You're allowed to put as many of that car in your deck as you wish
Wolfstrike_NL: @xantos69 A day to early, free bans are during Let's Nope
FurthestChunk: two hundred a pack
TheWooglie: forgot her name already?
xantos69: @Wolfstrike_NL Sorry, I'll try again later.
accountmadeforants: Cassie can deal with stupid $1 bills
DrLigmaPhD: Cassie has seen the face of God and it was laughing
Transmuted_Elf: where is the window displays?
thraximore: have you ever considered running a worse car, for the thrill?
just__fitz: Happy election day, I'm excited to get it called before Victoria closes polls
shushu2539: All Cars Are Bargained
TStodden:
Where's Mt. Firehazard? 0/10
FurthestChunk: God we're smoking that Shinzo Abe Pack 1000 degree knife with this car
Lord_Hosk: Put it right behind Cassie, so she can never look at the poster and be sad at how close she is to great art but can never appreciate it
rosesmcgee: This is called "attract mode"
DoomBringerIL: basically our entire profit is dependent on that blue speedy car we have
rosesmcgee: my supercar shop is called Burnout Paradise and we sell weed out the back
just__fitz: Did you ever play the weirdly high quality Hot wheels CD-ROM game
thraximore: LMAO
v_nome: Wow. Rude
LoneGoat: just tuned in, were you playing for pinkslips?
thraximore: brutal
asddsa28: haha
thraximore: now she's crying
accountmadeforants: Imagine if you had this car
Uniclonus: Are you crushing them with the A-Team Van?
xantos69: Ok, that is just wrong. I love it
TStodden: That track is giving you a disadvantage, being completely on the outer track all the time.
TristalMTG: This game seems to be pay to lose
TristalMTG: They pay money and then lose
TimeToFry: Pecker
thraximore: didn't you open Chronos in like, your third box?
accountmadeforants:
To make it fair, we'll only play cars from the Basic set 
thraximore: streamer loot
SquareDotCube: get off the road, grandpa
rosesmcgee: can you just put their cars right in the trash? like in front of them? really twist the knife?
DoomBringerIL: can we have more than 1 opponent each race?
shushu2539: the wheeler i'm seeing would take a candy from a child if the game had that feature
thraximore: so if I understand this correctly, you can only use skill cards once. ever.
DoomBringerIL: we can rake $$$
thraximore: and then they burst into flames
Lord_Hosk: Yeah, and then you sell that candy
TimeToFry: Wheeler sounds like a few CEDH players I know
DeM0nFiRe: You already took their cars, now you're gonna give them an existential crisis?
xantos69: I am legit wondering what happens when Wheeler loses his super car. Does he have a plan B?
vinewood_og: He can finally get away with it!
TStodden: Plan B: Bomb the joint & claim insurance
DrLigmaPhD: Half a Big Hunk bar
just__fitz: Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver, that was the game
CaptainSpam: Gotcha, I'll be sure to not pet the next dog I see in a video game.
bytecaster: It matters to ME
thraximore: cancel this man
YeetTheRich_: this is how we get you
LoneGoat: i hope you pet many a dog
thraximore:
FurthestChunk: +2
KeytarCat: Can the dog die
bytecaster: Does the dog die? (Excited)
CaptainSpam: "Does The Dog Die? If Not, How Do We Make It Die?"
SquareDotCube: I got bad news for you on John Wick
FurthestChunk: I shouldn't +2 that but I am
accountmadeforants: can you kill the dog dot com
KeytarCat: Is this your (dead) dog
DoomBringerIL: cats > dogs (in MTG)
vinewood_og: Got there
Wolfstrike_NL: So, are you cancelled now?
Uniclonus: If someone is going to do a 'Does the dog die?' thing, the voiceover needs to be in the style of that guy from MTGGoldfish who's name I'm forgetting
FurthestChunk: Seth, proooobably better known as SaffronOlive?
Buxx345: my hackles are hacked
shushu2539: make sure you hire a fire insurance before the mini tesla models arrive
Uniclonus: Yeah, that sounds right
thraximore: It'd be funny if you accidentally put Chronos on the shelf and Cassie bought it. I think she becomes the owner if that happens
Invitare: if Wheeler were really cancelled he'd end this stream in 1 minute
Lord_Hosk: Wheeler is now canceled take away his new mod badge.
FurthestChunk: rancid (positive connotation)
FurthestChunk: Mods rotate the streamer's bones five degrees
Anubis169: streamer's bones are fine as they are
Uniclonus: Yeah, like that
thraximore: it was bait
DoomBringerIL: that was spot on
FurthestChunk: god I hate how good your impression is
FurthestChunk: +2
niccus: i don't know how it sounds in your head but it does sound really good to us
philavoie: oppOnent...
SquareDotCube: (except Cam. Cam approves of this)
thraximore: probably better known as Does-
Anubis169:
i tend to go into stuff 100% no info, can't stand heads up or warnings 'cause it sticks in my head throughout
Driosenth: I want to hear it in emo philips' voice
Anubis169:
yeye 
Lord_Hosk: Im trying to figure out how these cards work IRL
Anubis169: supercar zooooooom!!
FurthestChunk: getting put on a watchlist for registering the domain name KillTheDog dot com
Shurtal: mental bear traps
Anubis169: Dino car!!
thraximore: <.<
thraximore: BIG car
Anubis169: also good use of the bleep button
Shurtal: DINO CAR LETSGOOOO
SquareDotCube: I wonder if they have the shark car
FurthestChunk: Ben dropping 95% of all isekai anime
Shurtal: Take the (child's) Car
Anubis169: WOW
philavoie: Ouch..
thraximore: oh
CaptainSpam: Uh oh.
accountmadeforants: Oh hell
TimeToFry: Uh oh
AmewTheFox: dang
Goldensaber22:
niccus: can you do it?
Dumori: We gonna loose blue
xantos69: Oh here we go. Ben gonna lose
MehallD: bold
AmewTheFox: that's a ride and a hafl
Lord_Hosk: we gonna lose!
FurthestChunk: Ben no
Wolfstrike_NL: Mythical tier eh?
TimeToFry: This might be it gang
niccus: do you have what it takes?
FurthestChunk: Ben stop
CaptainSpam: You might not have Chronos much longer.
philavoie: Do they have hand attack??
Shurtal: time for a spot of Grand Theft
DoomBringerIL: ok so if we lose the car we close the shop?
asddsa28: up you did
thraximore: HUH
TimeToFry: Its OVER
AmewTheFox: woof
bytecaster: There goes Chronos
thraximore:
Wolfstrike_NL: o7
Goldensaber22: goobye
Juliamon: you're about to get toasted by Kaiba-chan
Dumori: Called it
YeetTheRich_:
TimeToFry: Quick, alt+F4
Driosenth: o7
drcthulu: Deserved
niccus: give the car.
Uniclonus: Stomped into the ground on that one
drcthulu: o7
Shurtal: GOT RUMBLED
vinewood_og: She's the captain now
Shurtal: HUBRIS
philavoie: Pay to win
CaptainSpam: DEAD
bytecaster: This game might be pay to win
FurthestChunk: Well good time to end the stream
TimeToFry: What does Gwen Stefani know about pocket circuit that we don't
Shurtal: time to burn 400$ in anger
Wolfstrike_NL:
O hey, you forgot to save
accountmadeforants: What set was that even
accountmadeforants: Power creep i real
TStodden: Pave the Day?
Marvoleath: wait, you play for Ante? Time to pick Contract from Below
CaptainSpam: Cassie's over there, watching her boss sink the store in a panic...
thraximore: it's ok Ben, they're not real cards
vinewood_og: Support your local hobby shop. Someone has to feed their loot box addiction.
TStodden: You ARE openning BASIC boxes...
PipeSmokingOwl: dont look Cassie, this is Boss time
PipeSmokingOwl: holy hell
accountmadeforants: Lmao
philavoie: POW WOW
Dumori: Ohhhhhh baby
drcthulu:
YeetTheRich_: never punished
vinewood_og: "I needed that money for my teeth!"
bytecaster: Three slots! 340 speed
FurthestChunk: We're so back
accountmadeforants: Worth it
niccus: now your losses can be 7 times as expensive
philavoie: HOW DOES HE DO IT??
NapalmSideburns: He can stop gambling whenever he wants, he just doesn't want to
thraximore: streamer loot smh my head
vinewood_og: GG
CaptainSpam: "See, Cassie? See? SEE? It always works out! Always! It always works out! See? We're going to be all right, Cassie! All right!"
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xantos69:
50 Bits Here you go you maverick renegade.
Marvoleath: !patreon
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Boomerang Fu) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (51m from now).
Marvoleath: !schedule
shushu2539:
CaptainSpam: Chair stream!
TheAinMAP: !
Goldensaber22: !
TimeToFry: Magic the Gathering
YeetTheRich_: it's spreading
SquareDotCube: #blamejames
DeM0nFiRe: sick
DeM0nFiRe: b
DoomBringerIL: all from the same set or each a diffrent booster box?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream, Wheeler!
Anubis169:
Thankies 
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