Nigouki: Is Ellie finally going to get to PAX today?
mulligan2six: Ellie making a quick stop at Card Kingdom to pickup her order
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh good I haven't missed any of the podcast
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Thefluffiestguineapig: What the hell is the Pasta Bus?
Pteraspidomorphi: I want on the pasta bus
Forlorgen: Since we got shot down with the Coke arc, how about a Steroid Summer? Big Beefy Boys, Girls, and Non binary folks? Just a Jacked LRR Squad?
Blakemcm: @Thefluffiestguineapig phonetically similar to last of us
saucemaster5000: the pasta bus runs on fuelsilli
saucemaster5000: ford vs. fettucini
TherapyforNarwhals: Do shoes stay on or come off on the pasta bus?
saucemaster5000: when you push the gas pedal you are revioling the engini
definenull: Uh ohhh podcast time
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, pasta bus in town?
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TheMerricat: Which one is the sidekick gorilla?
definenull: Yes
kumatsu: @TheMerricat yes
ButButTheJesus: yes
gamercat88: tis almost time
lamina5432: evening
itira:
@saucemaster5000 
lamina5432: need some good podcasting
Dog_of_Myth: Time for the spooky podcast
MarkovDescendant: I cannot wait for the spooky boys to do Amanda the Adventurer 3 later this year.
on_and_awful: made it home in time!
JoeLowe2: Here we go!!!
ButButTheJesus: @MarkovDescendant oh heck they on 3?
The_Timo: Yay, surviving with my fave boiiis
MarkovDescendant: @ButButTheJesus Yeah, supposed to be the final game and will explain everything
The_Timo: The Spook Bros.
Juliamon: hot mic
on_and_awful: so emberassing
Mr_Horrible: yup, sure would
TheMerricat:
mic5 
Mai_Andra: na na na na na
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup sure would bois
NotCainNorAbel:
Strebenherz: WOW rude to your son on cam
ButButTheJesus: THAT'S OUR SON
Dog_of_Myth: Good start
itira: strong start
Forlorgen: Just Shoot your spoopy son
MilkInBags: your child is dead?
saucemaster5000: spoopifer going into the pokey from mathilda
definenull:
Dad and dad are fighting 
lamina5432: he takes after Adam
MarkovDescendant: You apologize to Spoopifer!
gamercat88: GO LEAFS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dads are fighting
frank_the_great: Rattle that cage
Forlorgen: The American in Adam is voming out
MilkInBags: Adam voted for Pierre Poilievre confirmed
Strebenherz: WOW
Nigouki: Adam finally finds a way to get cancelled
Astramentha: oof
Blakemcm: the pain
itira:
oh sheeeet
raulghoulia: shooting Spoopifer this week
empyreon:
teaspoonC: Wasn't spoopifer on this stream before you
Dog_of_Myth:
kumatsu: well yeah, he's a cop
vinewood_og: First John Cena now Adam with the heel turn on spoopifer. Very 2025.
itira: hell yeah
saucemaster5000: ALL ON BLACK
Rootpotato: oof
Mr_Horrible: y'know Adam was talking just this morning about his heel turn
MilkInBags: Adam tries to sniff out if we do cocaine on twitch, he's a cop
MarkovDescendant: He can replace the big wheel on Price is Right.
skintbint: best boys ever
gamercat88: once a cop always a cop
saucemaster5000: spoopifer doesn't put back the shopping cart
MilkInBags: dial kathleen's number right now
kumatsu: Spoopifer was obviously an orphan waif trying to make it in the touristy part of Victoria
The_Timo: Oh I assumed it was a child ghost, not a kid that died, a naturally born ghost to 2 loving ghost parents
ButButTheJesus: Hi Spoopifer
MilkInBags: pet detective?
Forlorgen: He was shot by a cop
spurius: were they shot by a cop?
MacbethSeemsSus: That's what a cop would say
itira: wow Adam hates a gentle soul
vinewood_og: You know she would never endorse that backstory
Blakemcm: the voice actor of spoopafer
gamercat88: paralegal
frank_the_great: Was he baptized? Is he single?
KWardJenx: My fanfic!
MilkInBags: <message deleted>spoopifer was a feet sniffa
TherapyforNarwhals: I love when the podcast has a guest
skintbint: alright lads who's getting shot this week?
ButButTheJesus: he was mildly psychic, he warned people when scares were gonna happen
trebuchetboy: @skintbint me
Forlorgen: A&W Ass. Manager
gamercat88: did he do cocaine?
vinewood_og: Cannon.
kumatsu: was he single?
skintbint: @trebuchetboy well, hope your good at dodging
frank_the_great: Is his unfinished business totally badass?
JessieImproved: unfinished business
JoeLowe2: Subway manager?
vinewood_og: Yeah where are we at with the cocaine arc?
lamina5432: earthbound spirit
mulligan2six: Spoopifer was catholic then?
teaspoonC: So he had never heard about Jesus or something?
MacbethSeemsSus: Does he exist outside the intro or is he stuck there?
ActualFactual: I feel like I'm in purgatory.
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Orxolon: good night everyone
saucemaster5000: st peter turned him away from the gates
MilkInBags: <message deleted>did cocaine once, said it on twitch and cops shot him
Forlorgen: A&W Ass. Manager
TherapyforNarwhals: What's his unfinished business?
trebuchetboy: @skintbint decidedly poor actually
Orxolon: who are we talking about?
ButButTheJesus: pepper bar stocker
MilkInBags: <message deleted>@Orxolon spoopifer, the intro ghost
Forlorgen: So hes an IRS auditor
KWardJenx: Spoopifer is Spawn?
lamina5432: subway doorman?
Orxolon: what about them?
skintbint: @trebuchetboy yeah im no better either hahaha
patrick_stonecrusher: perhaps hell is full...
saucemaster5000: it's like beetle-yeh
kumatsu: Spoopifer laying in the saddam hussein hole
Kramburger: SPOILERS
The_Timo: It was like the in between
Orxolon: there is a department
MilkInBags: <message deleted>adam it's ahead
MarkovDescendant: With a name like Spoopifer, he had to have been an angsty teen working at Spencer's.
teaspoonC: We already said he's not a cop
Strebenherz: Nice bussing model! HONK HONK
saucemaster5000: they just got Amadeus
Orxolon: the purgatory would be the waiting room
MacbethSeemsSus: Australia: What are these moving pictures?
MilkInBags: <message deleted>australia just got Gladiator 1
Orxolon: were you get your number and wait to be attended
TherapyforNarwhals: And it looks way worse
gamercat88: Defending Your Life-I would want to watch Spoofiers life story
vinewood_og: But why though?
Blakemcm: whole plot literally called
saucemaster5000: more like drek 5
frank_the_great: Weapons trailer dropped today and I'm hyped
Mazrae: I like how Shrek 4 was called the final chapter
patrick_stonecrusher: failed meme bait
BusTed: <message deleted>It writes itself
Forlorgen: Damn Shrek is loaded
RatherLargeToad: but only one kid appears in the teaser
Orxolon: But Daaaad
ButButTheJesus: nope!
MarkovDescendant: Zendaya is his kid
Strebenherz: ALREADY?!
saucemaster5000: friday the 13th part 4 was called the final chapter
Blakemcm: chicken jockey!!!!!!!
SquareDotCube: I mean Shrek got a Broadway musical
matthaus_c: Hollywood is getting Morbiussed
Forlorgen: James turner
frank_the_great: "The Final Destination" wasn't the last movie, and it was a prequal
RatherLargeToad: It’s going to make a billion dollars, likely
The_Timo: That was just his excuse
Orxolon: have you seen how they trash the cinemas?
TherapyforNarwhals: WHO WE SHOOTIN TOOTIN
JoeLowe2: Youtube star James Turner?
saucemaster5000: they made an until dawn movie
gamercat88: James's mom
MilkInBags: <message deleted>adam you told us to spend our money elsewhere
xantos69: As Ian often yells "Support Better Media!"
Blakemcm: id watch Steve get norded
matthaus_c: Darkest Dungeon movie might actually slap
kumatsu: the KH movie has to still star Haley Joel Osment
SquareDotCube: Heck they made a Phoenix Wright movie
Octonomicon: What if they made a Street Fighter movie?
mulligan2six: A Dark Cloud movie where they play Spheda for 2 hours?
Orxolon: darkest dungeon movie?
betweenmyself:
if they made a Castlevania anime movie, Adam would go see it while refusing to watch the Netflix series 
ActualFactual: I thought Serge was in the movie
kumatsu: Serge went and saw it with James before leaving
Forlorgen: Did he see it on vaca though?
Diabore: pretty sure serge went with james
MilkInBags: <message deleted>Serge actually went to the US Kappa (I don't know)
gamercat88: there is an epic Street Fighter movie
saucemaster5000: they have the movie madagascar
vinewood_og: Yeah like 4 Madagascars
matthaus_c: all the movies are acted out on stage by lemurs
MarkovDescendant: They made a series of movies about it
Orxolon: my reason is because i like to move it move it
Blakemcm: Pandemic
kumatsu: I see you Ben
raulghoulia: I got it
spurius: iceland is probably safer
MilkInBags: <message deleted>not that deep
kimmibeans: I got it right away
itira:
Makrosian_Tay: I GOT THAT REFERENCE! 👈😮
skintbint: love me some plague inc
Yolysses: Madagascar has ALL the lemurs!
itira: o7
frank_the_great:
NimrodXIV: RIP
BusTed: <message deleted>benginO7
Makrosian_Tay: o7
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Orxolon: 07
Nickiatori: goodbye malc
spo8n: o7
Strebenherz: not a stream until milk gets shot
kumatsu: Whose got the name closest to Madagascar
JoeLowe2: Milk in sights
vinewood_og: I volunteer as tribute. Make it quick.
trebuchetboy: mememe
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Milk
saucemaster5000: yeah milk doesn't count
itira: i love it here
RatherLargeToad: 7
raulghoulia: number
Forlorgen: KILL THAT VIEWEE
ButButTheJesus:
KWardJenx: He had a good run
matthaus_c: Bichael
Blakemcm: AHHH
gamercat88: safe
thatguysteve2709: Milk losing all privileges today
frank_the_great:
Not B
The_Timo: phew, safe
ButButTheJesus: oh no
agentofsaruman69:
really enjoyed you on TTC this week Ben, hope you get to do it more often 
7gorobei: im safe
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no Bichael!
kimmibeans: I hae been debating using Plague Inc. in my Microbiology class to teach epidemiology\
patrick_stonecrusher: <message deleted>
skintbint: bank god
1QUIZ1: Saved o7
vinewood_og: Biker's remorse
kumatsu: upbill both bays
itira:
protojman: boodbye brotojman
Kramburger: <Bessage Beleted>
ButButTheJesus: got that big bee bottom
gamercat88: o7
TherapyforNarwhals: o7
Strebenherz: you shoot milk then say THAT
Astramentha: o7
empyreon: o7
Orxolon: o7
Kelazi5: o7
spo8n: o7
frank_the_great: Man, fuck Ted
Makrosian_Tay: Who's Ted?
ButButTheJesus:
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
caoinlean: O7
saucemaster5000: 07
patrick_stonecrusher: 07
ladyjessica: o7
gamercat88: double blat
JoeLowe2: o7
Forlorgen: Teds Dead Babe
Dog_of_Myth: o7
Forlorgen: o7
ContingentCat:
Strebenherz: wow y'all stinky
KWardJenx: Game of Thrones up in here
vinewood_og: Live by the sword die by the sword
ActualFactual: He has a favourite, though
TherapyforNarwhals: Can you shoot a mod?
Juliamon: Milk & Ted's Execution Adventure
ContingentCat: o7
itira: poor Ted
skintbint: man i can't believe they killed ted from the movie ted
JKBalch: Bruce Willis voice "Ted's dead, baby"
Mr_Horrible: Ted's in that afterlife waiting room with Beetlejuice
itira:
@Juliamon
MacbethSeemsSus: Once they're banned they stop existing
Strebenherz:
@Juliamon
ButButTheJesus:
@Juliamon 
Kramburger: Adam, how come you're always mean to your chatters when LRR chat is around?
empyreon: In Memorium...
serramarkov: Hi all!
Forlorgen: Cracked a beer for the dead homies
Mr_Horrible:
matthaus_c: it's the thwomp
NotCainNorAbel:
kumatsu: there were people still subbed to Cheon the ENTIRE time he worked for WotC
Mr_Horrible: I do need to clean my subscriptions at some point
raulghoulia:
Dog_of_Myth:
gamercat88: Adam nice on main
thatguysteve2709: Can I have milks question
saucemaster5000: he bakes us cookies
itira: Adam is soooo nice at home
empyreon: ooooooooooooooh
Makrosian_Tay: Time for another session of the FEEL GOOD GAME OF THE CENTURY (sarcastic)
Mr_Horrible:
no, he bullies me any time he streams 
vinewood_og: Breaking kayfabe!!!!!
Strebenherz: Tsundere adam
7gorobei: adam tsundere
lamina5432: he's a coward to shoot at home
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Mechsican:
itira: D:
Kramburger: Adam tucks us in at night and sings sweetly to us
xantos69: That means the Adam on Lets Nope is Tsundere
matthaus_c: I'm actually not sure I've ever been shot in Adam's home stream
teaspoonC: He has a whole cottagecore aesthetic
Mr_Horrible: to be fair you're also locked in on the game at home
Darleysam: at home it's your own brand
Makrosian_Tay:
Men and the act of performative banning, a thesis on modern masculinity
MarkovDescendant: I miss Ben's chill pokemon home streams.
Mr_Horrible: here you're rattling the cage
Orxolon: so shooting people is for fun?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Here you have a bit
vinewood_og: Clearly
Blakemcm: they are missin out
Kramburger: Adam is a punch clock villain
Thefluffiestguineapig: Obviously
ghizmou: not even the editors?
Forlorgen: James is in here sometimes
matthaus_c: scandalous
Cptasparagus: James does
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Mr_Horrible: to be fair I'd not expect most of LRR to watch most of LRR's stuff
Mai_Andra: "workin' hard" vs "hardly workin'"
Blakemcm: buncha pain piggies
gamercat88: its like the water dunk thing at the fair
KWardJenx: Adam knows us
ContingentCat: we are a bunch of subs after all
vinewood_og: Is this neg-ing?
Mr_Horrible: Adam keeps handing us an unplugged P2 controller
ButButTheJesus: pls no rough, i only 3 hp
protojman:
saucemaster5000: my sister never dared
GasCityGaming: my sister hit me in the head with a cast iron pan
kimmibeans: Is this what being a sibling is like?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming The fuck???
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xantos69: My sister threw me down a flight of stairs. Later I stabbed her with a fork. Classic kid stuff.
GasCityGaming: @Thefluffiestguineapig one of us washed dishes, the other dried, we did not get along as kids
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans No I was an older sibling but I guess this might be what it's like in a healthy family. I protected my brother
Strebenherz: oh damn glad you're okay
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matthaus_c: hoooly shit that's a canadian man
itira:
ooohhh boy
ContingentCat: wow "give you head a shake" is so dad
Kramburger: My dad's family is from the UK and I sound weirdly British when I'm annoyed
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so aggressively Canadian
Forlorgen: You gotta stare em down thats my move
matthaus_c: the Dale Cooper
itira: i wave at them and smile
saucemaster5000: damn that's really good
Mr_Horrible: that makes them infinitely madder
definenull: That is really good
xantos69: Oh the Bill Clinton thumbs up
JoeLowe2: I blow them kisses
Kramburger: Hit em with the orange cassidy
TherapyforNarwhals: Does the game work now?
ekplayscards: HI BEN HI ADAM
Forlorgen: 100 Adams Vs a Gorilla go
frank_the_great: 👍
Darleysam:
there's drivers that speed through crossings where I live, I love to give them a 
great job buddy
definenull: Where everyone is fkin dead
gamercat88: lore/storytelling
Kramburger: You're doing it Peter!
saucemaster5000: 100 people vs a gorilla
Mechsican: at least 7 are dead. but yes
Blakemcm: the better question should be lowered to 50 people
raulghoulia: Adams together strong
Mr_Horrible: if cowardice/escape is not a consideration, yes 100 people clear a gorilla
SquareDotCube: Adam did fuck that melon up one time
Makrosian_Tay:
"Trained"?
Diabore: whos going second after the first one gets snapped in half?
TherapyforNarwhals: Adam's thought about this
betweenmyself:
keep a sock puppet in the glove compartment; someone cuts you off, stick it on your hand and while you watch the road responsibly, you give them one of these with the puppet 
gamercat88: @SquareDotCube haha the way the spacing on this got me
Forlorgen: No way, a gorilla is a monster. The muscle density and stamina would stop them
WiJohn: 100 people kill the gorilla 100% of the time, gorilla gets tired well before it kills all the people even if they just stand there
Dog_of_Myth: true
itira:
saucemaster5000: it's true
Mr_Horrible: we are, historically
TherapyforNarwhals: Is this Adam's roman empire?
The_Timo: Grab the old people as shields
ghizmou: no one's saying all 100 humans are making it out alive
saucemaster5000: I'd be the gorilla
Forlorgen: everyone of them
Blakemcm: 15
Forlorgen: One punch from a gorilla will kill you
Mr_Horrible: I think gorilla gets ~10 deep
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ahhhhh, gorillas have 40-50 times the muscle density of humans
gamercat88: what if it is baby gorilla
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a silverback?
Mr_Horrible: Krav Maga is worthless, so who cares
Orxolon: hahahahaha
Makrosian_Tay: That gorrila could be fighting for Canada o7
Darleysam: what about Crab Maga
saucemaster5000: the gorilla directed the movie "congo"
xantos69: They can learn signlanguage. Why not martial arts?
Forlorgen: A gorilla punch to the face will kill you
ghyllnox: Oh good I didn't miss the whole podcast
WiJohn: 100 people vs a gorilla in a tank
matthaus_c: what if this gorilla has written a thesis
The_Timo: I mean is it just 100 people plucked randomly, or do they all have to agree to not bring in weapons?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then you're fucked
Blakemcm: usually fighting type
sparkywondersnail: Gorillas are peaceful creatures
couchboyj: After watching what happens to the first few guys, youreally think the next few will have their hearts in it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Silverbacks are the huge males that protect the troops
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c it's Grod, we actually don't stand a chance
Orxolon: is he proactively trying to kill the 100 humans?
itira:
wow
frank_the_great: ADAM
agentofsaruman69: @Mr_Horrible any kind of maga is worthless, tbf
empyreon:
underhill33: Adam
definenull: Isn't that like average height
saucemaster5000: holy shit gorillas have an IQ of 80???
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's at the shoulder on their knuckles
RealGamerCow: okay sasquatch, take it down a notch
Darleysam: that's 5'11 talk my guy
SquareDotCube: 5' 11" is AVERAGE
gamercat88: 5
NarishmaReborn: technically tall
itira: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: So not 5'11"
Forlorgen: 6 ft is the start of tall
TheAwkes: Working in the land of giants.
saucemaster5000: it's okay lil guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you are VERY TALL
Kramburger: Why are you getting defensive Ben
Darleysam: 5'3s, a 5'11 is talking
NotCainNorAbel: Ben was in the pool
xantos69: The north american average for adult men is 5'9"
Diabore: ben it needs to be like 4 inches taller, i need something
Makrosian_Tay: 5'11" support group READY UP
frank_the_great: He's actually 5'10 and coping
Forlorgen: ITS ALL MUSCLE
7gorobei: gorillas have significant canines, they get at least a dozen people bleeding out in the dogpile
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are SOLID MUSCLE
Darleysam: @xantos69 yeah that checks out
saucemaster5000: imperial is better than jedi
Strebenherz: @7gorobei all for eating dem plants
MilkInBags: hey Ben did you ever do cocaine in the past? Adam wants to know and he swears he'll never snitch
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NarishmaReborn: 2019 the average male height in canada was 70.35 inches, 5'10.35
patrick_stonecrusher: lm 6 2ish and publicly say lm 5 11 to watch people sweat
Strebenherz: also if y'all weren't aware, gorillas apparently fart. frequently. (from digesting plants)
ghyllnox: All your muscles got up and left
matthaus_c: pools?
Forlorgen: A GORILLA CAN PUNCH WITH 1300 PNDS OF FORCE
RealGamerCow: what about fever?
Mr_Horrible: I won't know my height in cm until you guys annex WA
betweenmyself: why so light suddenly? the guy we hired to stand behind you and put a foot on the scale your whole life got a better paying gig after 40 something years
The_Timo: the scientific name
opalkatzen22: Heck yeah! Bowling is over so I can watch the boys live!
agentofsaruman69: yeah, and then you can buy soda in a 20oz bottle or a 2 liter bottle
ghyllnox: They want to make sure you know
lamina5432: Fahrenheit is what it feels like percent wise
ladyjessica: pools are F for me
Sevinon: Buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Octonomicon: That's how you summon one
Mr_Horrible: that's the it's taxonomical classification
Mr_Horrible: *its
empyreon: OOH BANANA
saucemaster5000: donkey kong would use diddy as a shield
ButButTheJesus: ♪ Here he comes, Banana Slamma! ♪
NarishmaReborn: and all muscle
ContingentCat: um?
MilkInBags: also Ben you are really wrong about the gorilla, if that gorilla wants to kill he could kill every single human
matthaus_c: is the gorilla serving
The_Timo: Oh the handsome gorilla?
Forlorgen: ONE PUNCH FROIM A GORILLA WILL SHATTER YOUR SKULL
gamercat88: show the class
SquareDotCube: so explain the 800lb gorilla
MilkInBags: 10 humans cannot grapple a gorilla
spo8n: what if the 100 people form a human voltron, that is way heavier than 400 lbs
The_Timo: indoctrination lol
xantos69: I think 20 clones of me and me could beat a gorilla.
Dog_of_Myth: People are dumb Ben
patrick_stonecrusher: show chat sexy gorilla 😳
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags 20 humans cannot grapple a gorilla
vetr1c: Remember kids, never ever make eye contact with one.
NarishmaReborn: cousin gorilla
JoeLowe2: stupid sexy gorilla
ContingentCat: people can be pretty dumb
Mr_Horrible:
this is great radio content 
itira: hahaha
ghyllnox:
Orxolon: hahahahaha
ghyllnox: Big chillin
MilkInBags: gorilla is on break
RealGamerCow: "This bus is fuckin LATE"
Dog_of_Myth:
saucemaster5000: oh my god he's doing the dad watching tv stance
MilkInBags: gorilla going to human con
BusTed: Has better posture than a lot of people I've seen.
Astramentha: the hell
Morrigan9: dad gorilla energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah those two imprinted on a human because they were rescued as babies
opalkatzen22: Gorilla got a total beer belly
thatguysteve2709: The one over his shoulder is doing duck face
Darleysam: you got time to lean, you got time to clean
MilkInBags: @BusTed hello fellow victim
LordZarano: We didn't descend from them, we have a common ancestor
SquareDotCube: he's almost got the Serge stance going on
gamercat88: that is giving big Manager energy
xantos69: "I'm ready for my photo shoot now"
ghyllnox: The lean in
BusTed: @MilkInBags Hello Milk
betweenmyself: he watching the wrestling feed from backstage
ButButTheJesus: "watcha doin"
Thefluffiestguineapig: A poacher killed their mother and they were raised by a human
Strebenherz: the dude with the camera's expression kills me
ghizmou: is that the hot one?
ContingentCat: yeahhh ok
Strebenherz: EYEBROWS
gamercat88: damn
NarishmaReborn: dang look at that smile
ghyllnox: Hell yeah
MilkInBags: adam
matthaus_c: that's the pixar look
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good picture
MilkInBags: ADAM
ButButTheJesus: adam
ghyllnox: ADAM
Orxolon: hhahahha
MilkInBags: INTERNET IS FOREVER
Cptasparagus: yeah that looks AI
itira: dear god
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c dreamworks, but yes
teaspoonC: So that big lump on their head? That's all jaw muscle
RatherLargeToad: “Well that’s just prime”
saucemaster5000: that's what happense before the fight
Juliamon: I think Adam's just thirsty
TherapyforNarwhals: what kinda shot
ghizmou: that s cgi at least
thatguysteve2709: He was shown a Pixar mom
omdorastrix: ook ook
Nigouki: Gorilla dicks are tiny though
raulghoulia: we share 98% dna
Strebenherz: also gorillas fart constantly from their plant diet
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible fuck
WiJohn: Known for their tiny penises
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is very thirsty on main
Orxolon: maybe Pixar descended from Gorillas
The_Timo: @ghizmou LOL
Nigouki: out of all the great apes, humans have the biggest dongers proportionally to their body
Mr_Horrible: I would defeat the gorilla in the marketplace of ideas
xantos69: Pam: "These are the same picture"
MilkInBags: ben
ghyllnox: @raulghoulia In 7th grade my teacher told us we share 97% of our DNA with strawberries so...
gamercat88: define defeat
MilkInBags: a gorilla can rip your throat out
GasCityGaming: look up gorilla teeth
MacbethSeemsSus: Why are we beating up a gorilla?
ContingentCat: let the overconfident idiots go first
GasCityGaming: like 15-20 are going, maybe more
Orxolon: 20 humans against the gorilla¿?
jessicaengle: Hi Chat.
ghyllnox: What's the minimum amount of people
MilkInBags: i dont see how we can even bruise a gorilla
patrick_stonecrusher: tiny penis? farts constantly? am - l - a gorilla??
MilkInBags: lol no
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
dumbo3k: So you would rather fight the 100 duck sized horses?
The_Timo: Have tons of distractions and run in circles, we could confuse the shit out of it
Orxolon: with proactive hate?
ghyllnox: Rats
NotCainNorAbel: With 100 humans at least a handful have a gun
saucemaster5000: fivel goest rabid
MilkInBags: how can 100 mice kill you
ladyjessica: ratking
Strebenherz: Adamplz
ghizmou: mice are not known for their good organizational attacks
agentofsaruman69: mice are basically compys, haven't you read jurassic park
Mr_Horrible: Milk like "I would never let Willard boss me around"
MilkInBags: yes, 100
Orxolon: diseases?
omdorastrix: Rabies?
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm rodent resistant brother
saucemaster5000: I can't count above 4
niccus: we've seen A Plague Tale on this very show
Mazrae: Sharp teeth
jessicaengle: Death by a thousand cuts. Or 100 mice with tiny knives.
gamercat88: The black plaque
James_the_Dabbler: I have been here exactly 30 seconds and I already have many questions
GasCityGaming: alright, tuck your pants in your socks everyone!
raulghoulia: A Plagues Tale
teaspoonC: Certainly 100 rats it would be done
ghyllnox: I think you'd be injured but you can just step on them
frank_the_great: I'm built different and can't count
xantos69: I mean swarms of rats have killed people before. That is a thing that has happened.
dumbo3k: If the Mice had tactics, sure
ladyjessica: survival of the mouciest.
omdorastrix: 100 mice trained in kung-fu by a rat and 4 turtles?
7gorobei: you might die from bleeding out from mice bites
TherapyforNarwhals: How about 10 million fireflies?
matthaus_c: statistically mice killed about 100% of the population of Europe
dheid1: This is how KA Applegate started writing Animorphs.
MilkInBags:
MacbethSeemsSus: This is getting dangerously close to a Mr Beast video
lamina5432: have you seen the size some rats get
betweenmyself:
how many tardigrades would it take to murder a person? 
gamercat88: 1 NY rat
Thefluffiestguineapig: 100 rats could do it, mice? No because they would have to have more strategic stuff than I think you are giving them credit for
sparkywondersnail: Vampire mouse
Kramburger: Milk gets the NPC rats
patrick_stonecrusher: look for footage of Australian mice hoards to see how 100 mice could kill you
MilkInBags: give me some good shoes and i can take on any amount of mice
ghizmou: dog big
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rats are very big
rosesmcgee: Milk just got taken out by two chimps a few minutes ago...
omdorastrix: New york rat?
itira:
spo8n: look up rat kings!
Orxolon: 80 pounds!?
MilkInBags:
@rosesmcgee
Cptasparagus: okay Emily Axford
Mr_Horrible: @rosesmcgee REAL
TherapyforNarwhals: PIzza rat?
raulghoulia: big enough to drag a a new york slice of pizza up stairs
on_and_awful: Rodents of unusual size?
MrSarkhan: That's a big rat
MilkInBags: rats that would be scary, mice? nah
Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
definenull: Those are chonkers
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itsr67: whaddup
ButButTheJesus: dayum
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7gorobei: dont look up african pouch rat
LaconicLad: 100 capybaras
ghyllnox: That's almost 2 feet of rat
jessicaengle: oh Lawd he comin'
ButButTheJesus: oh lawd he comin
ContingentCat: daaaaaaaaaaamn
RatherLargeToad: that size is unusual
ButButTheJesus:
@jessicaengle
Thefluffiestguineapig: And they're smart enough to be trained to locate land mines
NotCainNorAbel: he isn't going to fit under my hat
ContingentCat: possum?
jessicaengle: @ButButTheJesus Drift compatible!
niccus: i would die to the union rat
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE FUCK
Darleysam: Master Splinter?!
Mr_Horrible: they found Rattigan
kimmibeans: I worked with rats in grad school and they are way bigger than you think they are
xantos69: What are they feeding that thing?
saucemaster5000: that rat raised 4 turtles
RatherLargeToad: sooooooo many diseases
Forlorgen: That rat has been around since the plague soooo
ghyllnox: You do *not* want to touch a city rat with your bare hands
Blakemcm: Dire Rats
matthaus_c: ROUS
ghyllnox: That's perspective
MilkInBags: rat big clearance
BusTed: some perspective going on there
GasCityGaming: thats close to the camera though
itira: ok gross
Kramburger: That's foreshortened
Mr_Horrible: that's forced perspective
NotCainNorAbel: That's foreshorten a bit
Kramburger: How long is the gripper
RatherLargeToad: The carpincio
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible you're forced perspective
ladyjessica:
doing the hobbit treatment with that rat 
lamina5432: I think 10 could take one of you
Mr_Horrible: Adam saw the LOTR movies and thought Sean Astin was actually that small
MilkInBags: that guy is 1 km away
LordZarano: That's perspective, they're holding it closer to the camera with the tongs
MilkInBags:
@Mr_Horrible
JoeLowe2: If he turns to the side and puts his hand in his pocket you couldn't tell them apart
ghizmou: the rat just out angling that dude
SquareDotCube: how many rats would it take to bring down a gorilla
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c and how!
Darleysam: yeah the most impressive thing in that picture is how big the stick is
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definenull: That's adhd for ya (complimentary)
Forlorgen: The LRR House?
MilkInBags: sorry I can't buy merch, there's 2 mice blocking me
itira: super yaps
betweenmyself: for the gamblers, can we get a bet going on how long before the first game crash of the night?
gamercat88: buff mice
saucemaster5000: we can give you the nicole car thumbs up
omdorastrix: What about 1 mouse in a sealed jar in a forest?
Mr_Horrible: 5 mice in a circle around Milk, shoving him and saying "gonna cry? gonna cry?"
lamina5432: that rat was pumping iron
Camthelion: 30 sec
Banana_Swonk: I love gambling!!!!
ContingentCat: !uptime
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patrick_stonecrusher: you need two owls to handle the two mice
MilkInBags: we cant gamble somewhere else, the other streamer is a coward
xantos69: I'll take that bet
TherapyforNarwhals: 25 minutes
Mr_Horrible: gambling is a sin
Mr_Horrible: find god
saucemaster5000: Gambling on the adam laugh roulette
Nickiatori: good boat
agentofsaruman69: gambling? i'm in!
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thatguysteve2709: Game crash
kimmibeans: It is now definitely going to crash as soon as they open the save
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raulghoulia: blown up and shor
betweenmyself: made it to the rooftops
saucemaster5000: it was jesus of course
CastleOtranto: I think I was in the first five
SquareDotCube: If I had to guess, phlip
Mr_Horrible: my vague recollection wants to say MrPhlip
Juliamon: Phlip would make sense yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Lets go shaders
EvilBadman: I think it's phlip yeah
TherapyforNarwhals: It prevents the crashing
SnackPak_:
shaders
TherapyforNarwhals: Supposedly
MrPhlip: dear god why is my chat client beeping
matthaus_c: and we wonder why PSX graphics are so popular
gamercat88: so rats
Mr_Horrible: whoops
gamercat88: oh how about hockey stuff
Blakemcm: thats why i play games. to sit and do nothing
CastleOtranto: I knew you were going to summon him
ButButTheJesus:
ActualFactual: Adam the philosopher ape.
xantos69: If I wanted to sit and do nothing I'd be a streamer.
saucemaster5000: I need to have more meetings on rooftops
Mr_Horrible: Adam the irl Gorilla Grod
betweenmyself: think about how ass this game would look without properly compiled shaders
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gamercat88 They train certain rats to locate landmines, one got a medal for how many he helped locate
lamina5432: would a plague tale be a let's nope game?
kumatsu: they stole my Adams
gamercat88: Adam thinks there for he ooks
dumbo3k: @lamina5432 it is kinda horrifying
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel: the daily shaving has to be a chore
Cptasparagus: aple to function
SnackPak_: bring back diaper Adam
Mr_Horrible: if you have 1 Adam and 3 slurp juices you can mint 3 new Adams
vinewood_og: Why do you think they keep changing moon bases?
Orxolon: what is gorillas and humans common ancestor?
MacbethSeemsSus: Is that why you had to move moonbases?
gamercat88: @Thefluffiestguineapig rats can do some epic things
Strebenherz:
100 I reject this mental image
BusTed: 'fraid so
itira: guuuhross!
ghyllnox: A Dog Might Die
Blakemcm: choke that dog to def
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gamercat88 Rats are genuinely great
saucemaster5000: you choose the buttons you press
Mr_Horrible: Neil needs to communicate to you how bad you are, though
Darleysam: okay but the dog makes terrible reaction videos on youtube
jokcourtz: love catching the streams! Lets nope is one of my fav things to watch!
kimmibeans: then don't shoot the dog?
Strebenherz: topic is fine i just wanted to sass
Nickiatori: we could do a no dog killing % run
RealGamerCow: catching a railing like that would hurt SO much
TherapyforNarwhals: Uno reverse bits?
ghyllnox: @jokcourtz After that conversation topic lmao
NotCainNorAbel: so no more bits
Mr_Horrible: just convince yourself the dog runs an anti-woke gaming youtube channel
gamercat88: improv bits
Banana_Swonk: four monitors?
xantos69: You are so right streamer. Good job streamer.
saucemaster5000: ben is smiling mask and adam is the sad mask in this theater
Nickiatori: the Doodling
Darleysam: the dog replies to womens' jokes on twitter and tries to improve on them
ContingentCat: andrew tate
Banana_Swonk: keemstar
Mr_Horrible: you'll have to be more specific
kimmibeans: What does it say that I'm jealous of a post-apocalypse decrepit apartment
Nickiatori: quarter pounder
Dog_of_Myth: F that guy
SquareDotCube: MrBeast?
MilkInBags: adam dont summon that
Mr_Horrible: Mr Piss On His Floor
thatguysteve2709: Ben idk I heard Adam weighs 100lbs he might be more fragile
CastleOtranto: White dude with a beard barely narrows it down
Mr_Horrible: a miserable little charade of a human
letsbelgo: only guy to be banned from mtg tournaments without ever even going to one.
SquareDotCube: does said guy also have a podcast?
Kramburger: Dude fucking HATED Graham
Nickiatori: I watched his magic stuff before he started harrasing sprankle
Mr_Horrible: "if evil why hot?" - Dina
Dog_of_Myth: I was at GenCon when he got punched in the face. No one there had any sympathy for him
matthaus_c: no no, evil make more hot
saucemaster5000: if evil, better sex
TherapyforNarwhals: Das some cook clickin Ben
Darleysam: what if Enemies to More Enemies arc
saucemaster5000: it's the senator palpatine rule
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 found the Morinth Picker
kimmibeans: @Dog_of_Myth Who got punched in the fafc\
Nickiatori: @kimmibeans a bad youtuber
MilkInBags:
@Mr_Horrible for some reason I had Morgana from DA
in mind LLU
omdorastrix: Small room, filled with ammo, right next to a wide open space?
saucemaster5000: whatever happened to the tree who sang "crazy?"
jokcourtz: gotta have the rinse off before the bath
Forlorgen: Baths are for Achey bones
Dog_of_Myth: @kimmibeans the quartering. Really worthless dbag.
Mr_Horrible:
@MilkInBags I mean that probably also applies here but also is a significantly less niche faction 
ButButTheJesus: I figure the hot water kills any bacteria? I dunno
gamercat88: bubbles in bath
rosesmcgee: shower-bath-shower
MilkInBags: showers also have hot water
dumbo3k: Please do not take a bath in boiling water
saucemaster5000: I've gone into my cold shower arc and I have no idea why
Mr_Horrible: I have not Soaked In Tub, For My Agonies in quite some time
MilkInBags:
@saucemaster5000
jokcourtz: @saucemaster5000 madness !
ContingentCat: there's also far worse things you can be doing
MilkInBags: slug pool
betweenmyself:
but if you shower before hand you can’t try to break your previous record for thickness of scum ring left around the tub after draining 
ButButTheJesus: ellie no!
itira: eeeww
Mr_Horrible: non-prophet organization
Dog_of_Myth:
hb8u: not the brain eating amoeba
jokcourtz: take a big gulp
niccus: can you die in this pool
vinewood_og: Brain amoeba spa day
TherapyforNarwhals: Can you not drown?
kumatsu: and then it hits you with a game over screen from the stagnant water
xantos69: See that is why you gotta load all those shaders!
DrAegirinePyrope: Can Ellie just hold her breath forever?
teaspoonC: There's a reason you're not supposed to go in pools with open wounds just saying
Mr_Horrible: doing the Ahhnald emerge from the water in Predator
Mai_Andra: where's the plywood, so we can ferry Dina across?
TherapyforNarwhals: How fast does she dry off lets find out
NotCainNorAbel: wet jeans..ugh
letsbelgo: wet jeaaaans
saucemaster5000: wasn't it a major point that ellie couldn't swim
itira: eeeeww whyyy
ghyllnox: ????
Kramburger: Noooooo
MrSarkhan: why????
ContingentCat: wat???
Dog_of_Myth: Why?
MilkInBags: their loss
ButButTheJesus: humans, why
niccus: i LOVE brain amoebas
jessicaengle: Tick Tok was a mistake
kumatsu: I love getting gangrene for the Vine
Khasi1596: sounds like a hospital stay
jokcourtz: please no
MilkInBags: imagine doing stuff because strangers do it
ladyjessica: that's such a bad idea
RatherLargeToad: in other news, the plague is back
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHYYYYYYYYYYY
spo8n: that's how you get leeches
DrAegirinePyrope: Ew the bacteria
vinewood_og: Just walk in front of a bus honestly
kimmibeans: Do you want tetanus? Because that's how you get tetanus!
Mai_Andra: do you like snakes? cuz that's how you find snakes...
NarishmaReborn: sounds like a good way to discover new parasites not known to humanity
betweenmyself: you really gotta zoom in on her face during a takedown… Ellie is the scariest game character hands down
The_Timo: Well they deserve whatever bacteria make their home in them lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: In other news giardia
underhill33: that is upsetting
Astramentha: that’s where the dysentery lives
gamercat88: eww gross. do ppl just want to catch new diseases fo fun
Banana_Swonk: her shoes are squeaking
Mr_Horrible: and then they take a big ol swig of raw milk
lamina5432: worse or better than tide pods
opalkatzen22: Survival of the fittest
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because fuck survival
TheMerricat: must be nice to have paidup healthcare
goombalax: take a big gulp of mosquito spawn
teaspoonC: Afaik the trend is people freaking out because they caught a glimpse of standing water and they think the streamer is gonna die because they think it emits a death cloud or something
empyreon: hot new trend, legionnaires' disease
MilkInBags: yeah that sounds like a free healthcare country trend
Nickiatori: None ammo with left beef
johnnylongtorso: back in my day, people just tried to drink gallons of milk
ContingentCat: I'm proud I've built my algorythum to not show me the disturbing still water trend
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Fancy_frenchman: The 40 Cats anniversary (listen it’s a French joke I have a brand)
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Same
Orxolon: my favorite scream was Adam playing RE:4 in the wagon part
JessieImproved: People used to do stuff for their friends. Now people do stuff for the world. It's a lot more pressure.
vinewood_og: Oooh yeahhhhh
Darleysam: this all sounds like something designed to make people click on some videos
ActualFactual: about as dumb as you old timers
ContingentCat: we're old
MilkInBags: internet gives you access to all the knowledge in the world, but that doesn't mean that's what you search for
Mr_Horrible: so you're telling me both tiktok influencers *and* their viewers are dumbasses? Heaven forfend
RatherLargeToad: people were never that smart to begin with
saucemaster5000: once went into my college's video editing room and someone had left a copy of their film of themself doing the gallon challenge naked and then vomiting
Kramburger: TBF, plenty of old people are dumb too
kimmibeans: It's not that they are dumber so much as they have a lack of critical thinking skills
lamina5432: people don't have flexible thinking anymore
teaspoonC: People were always dumb, we just hear more of them now
Kramburger: Seapaps
vinewood_og: Elder streamer
MilkInBags: people are not dumber, we're just more exposed to everyone
spo8n: computers with a keyboard and mouse!
Mr_Horrible: remaster btw
TherapyforNarwhals: My fiance is a Teacher Assistant at a college and she says her first years CANNOT use excel to save their life.
thatguysteve2709: Snake belt
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MilkInBags: tape worn belt
gamercat88: yeah lmao youth not knowing how to use computers cracks me up
ghyllnox: I'm watching my 55-yo mother slowly lose tech competency
ButButTheJesus: kids don't know bout that %data
ghyllnox: It's weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: My algorithm shows me foster kittens being given treatments for things and being initially grumpy then happy
DrAegirinePyrope: Can second the college students not knowing excel when they come in (I teach at a college)
SquareDotCube: maybe we should tell them that their soul will be stolen if they get their photo taken
betweenmyself:
can confirm; my IQ regularly drops a few dozen points every Tuesday round about 5pm PT… Waaaaaait
MilkInBags:
the weird fact is that kids don't know how to write with a pen, but they aren't good with a physical keyboard either
teaspoonC: My dad and his neighbors shot at each other with actual guns
7gorobei: social media shorts and infinite scroll is arguable making people dumber
ContingentCat: they grew up with apps and that
teaspoonC: For fun
Darleysam: do not know where files are kept
kimmibeans: Well, they were never taught because it was assumed that they would just know
Kramburger: Kids don't understand mouse and keyboards
Blakemcm: user experience has gotten so easy they dont have to learn
NotCainNorAbel: All tablets and never had admin privileges
MilkInBags: they have no idea
shushu2539: tablets are computers too
gamercat88: yes
Banana_Swonk: we dont know how to code
matthaus_c: omg a resurgence of delete system32
Mr_Horrible: yes, you can get their asses with that
ButButTheJesus: what's an F4
Veshnikard: they don't know where f4 is?
Darleysam: hunter2
hb8u: also most dont even use computers
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude, As someone in my 30
ContingentCat: you can tell them to uninstall system32 and everything
hb8u: just their phone
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Thefluffiestguineapig: s I shouldn't be more proficient than someone yonung
MrSarkhan: Yeah as a person who works in IT its rough trying to get younger people to use a Windows computer
Makrosian_Tay: That makes me lose my fuckin mind. Honestly, why should I, someone who is decidely NOT in high school, be MORE educated on tech than the kids of this era?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders
shamblingkrenshar: Its because we had to jury-rig everything to make it somehow just about work. Nowadays It Just Works and if it doesn't, Apple has to fix it for you because they made it so you can't do it yourself. (This is obviously a generalization)
brainbosh: Its rough just getting students to be able to submit work online if they have to use a pc
omdorastrix: "what does Alt+F4 do?" <jk>
vinewood_og: Del *.* making a comeback
DrAegirinePyrope: I heard someone talking about how her incoming students don't know what a "folder" or "file" is, partly cause those terms come from pre-computer filing cabinets
RealGamerCow: I saw three middle schoolers the other day and they were just non-stop saying memes nonsensically, like walking tiktok feeds
betweenmyself:
keyboards are slowly going the way of VHS 
gamercat88: hit the pound on their phone is also funny
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c turning nieces and nephews into time bombs for their family's personal computers
Darleysam: twitch blanks out your password if you type it in, look *******
Orxolon: i saw a meme of younger generations not knowing how to rewind a casette or watch a VHS
Blakemcm: young GenX and millenials are the only good computer users
kimmibeans: I had to put an add-on into a student's Excel, and they were shocked that I knew how to do that for both Mac AND PC
McGurganatorZX: hello yes it's me Gurgs who is a wacky and woohoo pizza man
MilkInBags: also think about how weird it is to say 'click the save button' and it's a floppy disk, or 'hang up the phone' but the phone is all digital
ghyllnox: IN-di-sees
ghyllnox: is how you pronounce "indices"
MilkInBags: imagine keeping bnet
ContingentCat: wow
Mr_Horrible: "Why should I need to run garbage collection?" - the person who wrote that shit originally
McGurganatorZX: good jokes streamers
saucemaster5000: I thought we were talking about owen wilson
Darleysam: so are computers
gamercat88: its a human construct
Blakemcm: in di sees nuts
letsbelgo: your face is made up
MilkInBags: that's not how you pronounce indices (in french)
Mr_Horrible:
well how about you take some make-up classes and learn how to speak it then? 
ghyllnox: Ehh close enough
SquareDotCube: sounds about right for launcher software made outside the company
trebuchetboy: Made it up
saucemaster5000: my parents made my face like the mario 64 opening
ghyllnox:
Yeah they made it up
kumatsu: nice face, did your mom get it for you?
MilkInBags: adam how did they use an elbow in this situation
Mr_Horrible: forged from the primordial clay
gamercat88: bake time depends
SquareDotCube: and placenta!
The_Timo: probably a couple beers
MilkInBags: no, i plank
Mr_Horrible: that's just the recipe for a homunculus
ghyllnox: T-posing your intercourse
letsbelgo: puppet mode
MilkInBags: no no i dont move
McGurganatorZX: elbows up?
Blakemcm: Adam is workout coded and not internet planking coded
itira: visually i am confused
MilkInBags: dang
Orxolon: what is the purpose of our chins?
thatguysteve2709: Damn
Mr_Horrible: internet plank is lying flat, yeah
WiJohn: y'all sex having motherfuckers are weird
NotCainNorAbel: need to get her to the big leagues
Mr_Horrible: as opposed to the Static Push-Up
gamercat88: Tim Tebow plank
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was thinking workout plank too Adam
spo8n: boom headshot
rosesmcgee: Flopping like a fish, arms pinned to my sides, partner bewildered
itira: pink mist pink mist!
MilkInBags: man it must suck getting headshotted
shamblingkrenshar: If only Professor Oak had warned that man not to wander into tall grass, he'd be alive.
kimmibeans: I did con security when planking was a thing, so unfortunately, yes
teaspoonC: Plank from Ed Edd & Eddy
ghyllnox: Yeah that's a bullethole
thatguysteve2709: Ellie is painting
ghyllnox: It's not just a little hole punch lookin thing
saucemaster5000: professor oak is dead WRONG
shushu2539: they hire psychos to model that gorey details
matthaus_c: Alolan Oak is the only one who will pass on his genes
teaspoonC: He went to a farm upstate?
MilkInBags: was prof oak hot&?
EvilBadman: Yeah the kills in this game are fucking gnarly
shamblingkrenshar: No Professor Oak is alive, because he, unlike the man Ellie just shot, knows not to wander into tall grass.
saucemaster5000: hot&?
itira:
Orxolon: nah,he´s just with Ash's morher
ghizmou: def a silver fox
Banana_Swonk: @MilkInBags the andpersant makes this message seem desperate
Mr_Horrible: not hotter than Mr Mime apparently
Nickiatori: he is a Gilf
Rootpotato: @MilkInBags ash's mom thought so
Juliamon: Everyone's hot to someone
MilkInBags:
@Banana_Swonk
LadyAiluros: Uhhyeah
Forlorgen: his mom is rich too!
ContingentCat: even I think Anderson Cooper's hot and I'm a lesbian
dumbo3k: No, I think the defacto silver fox is Ted Danson or something
Nigouki: eh, he's too generic
Khasi1596: he's a lil too 'generic bland white guy' for me
kimmibeans: I learned recently my dad is considered a silver fox and now I'm a little squicked by the term lol
MilkInBags:
2 for 1
Dog_of_Myth: twofer
Makrosian_Tay: Twofer!
Loa_Ayizan: Geralt in the Witcher?
SquareDotCube: when I think silver fox I think gray hair along the sides first
Goombill: I'd say Clooney is the default silver fox, but Cooper is definitely attractive
teaspoonC: @kimmibeans is your dad single
Nickiatori: call that a divination cause it was a 2 4 1
Orestes290: I met Ted Danson and when I told my friends no one knew who he was...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube Yeah, I think comic book Reed Richards
MilkInBags: Silverfox is a Malazan character, you can't change my mind
johnnylongtorso: Ted Danson, the star of Becker?!
goombalax: Big Iroooon
Makrosian_Tay:
Ben's gonna have to learn to stealth kill REAL SOON
kimmibeans: @teaspoonC No, my parents are still happily married
Makrosian_Tay: Ammo go brr
MilkInBags: nah ben you do you
saucemaster5000: I once met christopher lloyd and he was real confused when an 8 year old said he loved him in "clue"
shamblingkrenshar: I'm not a gun person so maybe this is a silly question, but how long in an "all industry has collapsed" apocalypse would it take for bullets to become scarce?
Blakemcm: brute force brute force!!!
Mr_Horrible: Ben puts on the mask and says "okay we're going loud" as the bank alarm goes off
Rootpotato: @shamblingkrenshar in america?
Makrosian_Tay: Hold the touchpad button
ContingentCat: ummmmm
dumbo3k: dingle dongle
itira: hahahaha
TherapyforNarwhals: Bens pullout game is ass
betweenmyself: Ben also rarely uses the “listen” function; just relies on the sound quadrants for enemy detection
Mr_Horrible: Accepted
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shamblingkrenshar I feel like that's an Alex question but probably a long time since they can be manufactured by hand? But also not a guns person
shamblingkrenshar: @Rootpotato I guess it would vary a lot place to place so I can't really say "in general"
kimmibeans: @shamblingkrenshar You can cast and make your own bullets. It's surprisingly not that hard
Mr_Horrible: good ol South Harmon Institute of Technology
Nigouki: Ben, Ellie is a girl, doesn't need to pull out
thatguysteve2709: What a movie
matthaus_c: there is no fridge! there is no touchpad!
shamblingkrenshar: Oh if you can do it by hand then yeah I guess the Village Gunsmith has job security.
Makrosian_Tay: Could be this area doiesn't use the map function
Mr_Horrible: this looks like a job for Checking The Controls
Mr_Horrible: not really, no, to my knowledge
raulghoulia: I like the icon that says you have a brick
Makrosian_Tay: May not be open-exploration enough
MilkInBags: oh you mean the big red title movies
Blakemcm: origional comedy's are dead
teaspoonC: Sex comedies are still a thing
saucemaster5000: I recently saw "Bottoms" which was a teenage lesbian sex comedy
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would require risk
xantos69: Eurotrip is kind of a banger tho
gamercat88: lol
Natural_Ones_Only: Counterpoint: Sonic The Hedgehog
Blakemcm: its all existing IP / opscar movies / extreme indi
MilkInBags: I mean they still do some but they're a bit more clever, like Palm Springs was an actual good movie imo
SquareDotCube: Superbad was kind of an end of an era
DMGlol: yea
betweenmyself:
the road trip movie died when it was easily surpassed by the documentary series Road Quest
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags yeh that movie surprised me
SquareDotCube: the teens are becoming mall goths again
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 turns out the Lonely Island guy can act
Mr_Horrible: noooo Adam think of the yeti emote
Mr_Horrible:
betweenmyself:
oh noes!
kimmibeans: hey, my dog loves road quest
MilkInBags: THE GUN
matthaus_c: I haven't seen the yeti in so long...
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: Good to know
xantos69: And... Clip it
spurius: shutgun to the face
goombalax: Sniper Rifle
Blakemcm: FUCKING GUN WON
ghyllnox:
MrSarkhan:
saucemaster5000: jesus
lycan0logist: damn
Makrosian_Tay: TOUCHDOWN
Darleysam: gun
itira: wait
DMGlol:
HOLY HELL DINA
Mr_Horrible: Calling in the Dr Doom assist
empyreon:
Natural_Ones_Only: Gun
Makrosian_Tay:
TherapyforNarwhals:
MilkInBags: hello highlight reels
MrSarkhan: Damn Dina
spo8n: no respect for the 1v1
ThirdGames: Let's go Dina!
7gorobei: ole gunny knifey
The_Timo: FROM THE SIDELINES
raulghoulia: Shot In The FACE
Darleysam: brought a gun to a knife vs bat fight
opalkatzen22: Dina Won!
Blakemcm: go BLAT BLAT BLAT on that bat
Banana_Swonk: her head just EXPLODED
TherapyforNarwhals: WITH THE CHAIR
kimmibeans: It's only you, Mythbusters, and TNG that my dog watches, so that's high praise!
Mr_Horrible: Ellie all stanced up and Dina just shouts "HIDDEN MISSILES!"
ButButTheJesus: I missed it
Nigouki: Dina only shoots when it's comedically perfect
MilkInBags: rock paper scissors got replaced with knife bat gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gun, I guess gun wins
gamercat88: other Silver Fox examples: Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Oscar Isaac
xantos69: So is Dina single?
Makrosian_Tay: @Thefluffiestguineapig Gun, uh...finds a way
MilkInBags: my jimmies are rustled!
saucemaster5000: imagine dying like that and hearing someone say "wow you sound like goofy"
zeathean: belongs?
matthaus_c: wow so possessive
omdorastrix: She belongs to herself
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay Or makes a way more accurately
Natural_Ones_Only: Its no STALKER
Makrosian_Tay: Oscar Isaac???
TheAwkes: Enemies have infinite ammo until you check their pockets. #Videogame
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oscar Isaac?
saucemaster5000: timothy olyphant is a silver fox
gamercat88: 46
Natural_Ones_Only: Has Jeff Goldblum been mentioned?
MilkInBags: oscar isaac is just hot
Darleysam: he doesn't have grey hair
Mr_Horrible: it's not age, Ben, it's hair
Banana_Swonk: havve you seen Dune 2?
TherapyforNarwhals: I can't fucking spell apparently
Brozard: A couple of years
dumbo3k: I think the qualifier for silver fox, is silver hair
raulghoulia: more pepper than salt
Makrosian_Tay: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it does"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Salt and pepper hair is a qualifier
teaspoonC: Pedro Pascal?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think Tom Cruise is a Silver Fox
MilkInBags: pedro pascal doesnt have grey hair i think?
MilkInBags: @Thefluffiestguineapig no he's a slimy weirdo
saucemaster5000: jim caviziel
NarishmaReborn: went harder right
goombalax: Mel Gibson?
vinewood_og: Nutjob also
kimmibeans: He took his money and ran
gamercat88: yeah Oscar looks damn fine, silver fox just mean "middle age" whatever that mean these days
MilkInBags: never
raulghoulia: jim caviziel super fell off the brain wagon
Mr_Horrible: strangely even weirder than Mel Gibson
saucemaster5000: nah mel gibson directed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags I agree, bad example
MilkInBags:
that's Braveheart Ben
Mr_Horrible: hard feat
spurius: he directd the film
goombalax: Mel Gibson played santa which is close
MacbethSeemsSus: He played racist
Natural_Ones_Only: The Silver Fox to compare all others to is Jeff Goldblume
Mr_Horrible: oh hell yeah, dude's a crank
Blakemcm: tough but not suprising
LostThePirate: Adam does rock the salt and pepper look. It was a bit of a shock to see Jer gone fully white hair in the LRR 20th podcast.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Natural_Ones_Only THAT's a good one
Makrosian_Tay: Mel Gibson WISHES he were as rightiously persecuted as Jesus 🙄
xantos69: Nobody sane ever said "Yea sure I can totally be Jesus"
Makrosian_Tay: Righteous? Am I using that word correct here?
saucemaster5000: who was the best santa and why was it kurt russel
MilkInBags: bearded Pierce Brosnan is a silver fox
Mr_Horrible:
live feed of the NPC enemies dealing with Ben's stealth approach
agentofsaruman69: no way best santa is tim allen
dumbo3k: depends on where you dome them
Juliamon: It's all about positioning
Cptasparagus: not very hard I promise
TherapyforNarwhals: Immediate death no, probably bleed internally though
Nickiatori: Davin harbour
ghyllnox: Brick's got corners
saucemaster5000: yeah that was kurt russel
Mr_Horrible: well damn, case closed
Blakemcm: human bodies are so random with their resilience. id believe it would or wouldnt kill them
MilkInBags: damn, lucky
ThirdGames: The best Santa was JK Simmons in Klaus
MilkInBags: Adam don't be mean
DrAegirinePyrope: My dad looked like Santa, so growing up, he was the best Santa
vinewood_og: Ben we got some baaaad news
teaspoonC: Santa was a substitute teacher at my high school
Orxolon: say the mall i hope that guy is here watching
Thefluffiestguineapig: Best Santa was Danny Trejo from that one off episode of AHS
itira: if you truly believe that Ben, im happy for you
Makrosian_Tay: @ThirdGames F A C T
JessieImproved: The Kurt Russel Santa movie was very surprisingly good
raulghoulia: Santa is real
goombalax: @ThirdGames FACTS
jokcourtz: sandy claws
MacbethSeemsSus: Santa's Albertan?
teaspoonC: He would write Mr Kringle on the board and everything
patrick_stonecrusher: l had a brick hit me in the head once and it cut my scalp and made me angry
MilkInBags: how fucked up we all make up a lie for every kid
couchboyj: Nah, guy from Santa Clause Conquers the Martians. Did your mall Santa conquer the martians? I think not.
Orxolon: say the mall
NarishmaReborn: santa is eternal
shamblingkrenshar: Ben, Santa is a very old man you know.
saucemaster5000: if he was real santa he'd still be alive
Mr_Horrible: I mean if he's actually Santa he's clearly still around, Benjamin
thatguysteve2709: He remembers you
Geldaran: I had an incredible santa. i had a great uncle that WAS Santa. I wish i had a picture handy. Me and my sister had our own personal santa and had no clue it was him.
Blakemcm: keep the dream alive for a while, its fun
saucemaster5000: I'd tell them santa was real but so is the boogeyman
SquareDotCube: John Hurt played Jesus
Orxolon: yeah let them have that era
The_Timo: I'd never start the myth, means more when it comes from someone. I'm not letting some fictional old man take my credit
Mr_Horrible: "NORAD shot down Santa back in '06, sorry kiddo"
patrick_stonecrusher: but l didnt get knocked out (l kept that bike lol)
UltraVioletVodoo: one of my best friends's dad plays a mall santa and has for like 15 years, hes a fun guy
thatguysteve2709: Well now my kid can't watch this vid damn guys come on
MilkInBags: here in Quebec, parents added a new tradition of mischief elves that make a mess during the night, and I'm just like, why the fuck are you making your life harder parents?
gamercat88: that shit works, I got a call from "Santa" one year. it scared the fuck out of me
Kramburger: Nah threats are promises, I don't make any threats to my kids that I can't follow through on
SquareDotCube: (the sword is a candy cane sword)
Geldaran: He even had real sleigh bells he broke out and let his beard grow out every year.
sparkywondersnail: My grandfather used to say he would shoot Santa if he ever stepped on his roof
MilkInBags: to be fair, your kid should never watch this
thatguysteve2709: No jk
Mr_Horrible: also your kid should know not to trust these two yahoos by now
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ghyllnox: So braining people with a bat is okay but saying Santa's not real?
raulghoulia: this murder show
Mr_Horrible: "We don't control what we say... wait"
Mr_Horrible: "This seems improbable"
LostThePirate:
My kid is in the room with me, but he's totally ignoring you for cartoon cats on YT Kids 
MilkInBags: yeah never ever
MilkInBags: now you can provide medical advice
thatguysteve2709: Shhhhh
Nickiatori: I figured out and kept it up for 2 years for my younger siblins sake
RatherLargeToad: KFC’s Double Down?
saucemaster5000: A friend of mine once said at the age of 20 "are unicorns excinct or just endangered" and the truth hit them THEN
MilkInBags: ben's heated gaming moments is saying 'dang this game is goodM'
Natural_Ones_Only: Ben, Moral Savant
shushu2539: isn't there's a circle in hell dedicated exclusively to streamers
lamina5432: there was some Vtuber drama this week
Mr_Horrible: "That means you *have* to hang out with me outside of stream, since it's a different context"
Mr_Horrible: damn, they're evolving
raulghoulia: wat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes they clearly know it's bad because then they get held liable and try to hold people in some kind of weird trap
Mr_Horrible: I thought the rewrite of Dante's Inferno gave him a double-jump and a cool scythe
gamercat88: damn Spoofier beat you both
DrAegirinePyrope: Hey, it's warm down there, right?
jokcourtz: thats where all the good music will be so its ok
Orxolon: true heaven is a place on Earth?
Nickiatori: Ben did kneecap those doctors last game so
couchboyj: Just turn on the news brother, we're already there
Mr_Horrible: I sure as fuck ain't baptized
saucemaster5000: Dante's Inferno number 2 on twitch
MacbethSeemsSus: The circle in hell is troubleshooting your rig for eternity
MilkInBags: sorry, you once played a top tier, you go to hell
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible Dante's Inferno is the most self-insert Bible fanfic so tbh I'd believe it
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this about to restart the circumcized discussion
SquareDotCube: remember when EA "rewrote" Dante's Inferno for the game
Mr_Horrible: St Peter reveals that you had to place at a local to get into heaven
GreyThey: Can't Pope Adam grant free passes to get into Heaven?
SquareDotCube: It's how we got Satan hanging dong
goombalax: I feel like the Heresy circle of hell can be repurposed to Streamers
jokcourtz: go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company.
Mr_Horrible: @ghyllnox to be fair, this is a joke about the Dante's Inferno game that was God of War with the serial numbers filed off
betweenmyself: if you’re going to hell, might as well go to hell for something fun like… uh, being covetous?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
MilkInBags:
i used to play Skavens which used to be top tier but i played all the dogshit rng stuff
saucemaster5000: heaven has the backstreet boys
raulghoulia: I've seen Company. There are better shows
Morrigan9: we watch twitch.....so
Nigouki: Pope currently newcomer at open mic night up there right now
Makrosian_Tay: Heavens to purgatory!
Pharmacistjudge: God must have some sense of humor. look at the platypus
MacbethSeemsSus: Hell's got all the good musicians
Natural_Ones_Only: I mean if the Evangelicals/Catholics are correct all the cool gays are in hell so
ghyllnox: The LGBT+ joke of "Why wouldn't I want to go to hell, all my friends are there"
Forlorgen: Helll is just Kick streamers
TheAwkes: Which version of God is sending people to hell? Some of them send a lot of great people to hell for a lot of dumbass reasons.
JessieImproved: Limbo was a REALLY good game if anyone's been thinking of it
MilkInBags: heaven is cringe
Orestes290: But they only play stomp
goombalax: The mormons have a level of the afterlife thats just regular earth and they failed to convince me why that was a bad place to be
MilkInBags: debate closed
The_Timo: heavens got all the ass kissers
SquareDotCube: you know when you find Creed in their playlist
Pharmacistjudge: I’m not sure about that. Jesus was pretty anti sycophant
kimmibeans:
That's not good 
MilkInBags: time for a kiss
deinonychus24: Same
saucemaster5000: you think god goes down to hell when he needs to take a dump so the holy folks don't hear it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Vomiting is solidly the worst
ghyllnox: It's *so* hard on your body
itira: yucky D:
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 he just soundproofs the bathroom with lots of clouds
Nickiatori: well theres a scene i will have to skip if i ever play this with my parner
ghyllnox: I pulled a ton of muscles in my back the last time I had a bout of vomiting repeatedly
itira: move for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had a bleeding ulcer once so I had an absolute horrific series of months where I just vomited constantly
MilkInBags: I'm currently packing boxes to move and I'd exchange that for vomiting for 2 days
raulghoulia: why does vomiting feel so much more infantilizing than when it comes out the other end?
MWGNZ: im with ben here
TherapyforNarwhals: It does NOT take you one day to move
Mr_Horrible: okay that's cap
Blakemcm: Based. Fuck moving
jokcourtz: i got covid for the first time like 4months ago. thought i was impervious
vinewood_og: Still Flu
Mr_Horrible: no move takes 1 day, stop fibbing
GasCityGaming: are we packed?
deinonychus24: It does not take one day to move even if you are only "moving" one day
TherapyforNarwhals: Think of everything it takes to move beyond the mental state
cutaos: id take 2 weeks sick instead of 1 full day of moving
EvilBadman: There is no planet where it takes one day to deal with moving
GasCityGaming: I moved 10 times in 5 years once, flu me up dawg
teaspoonC: It's the two months of putting shit in boxes that gets you
MilkInBags: @EvilBadman if you give everything yes!
GreyThey: It takes months to get used to living in a new place, plus all the time to prep.
MWGNZ: moving also means updating your address everywhere
TherapyforNarwhals: But then there's unpacking
goombalax: its a tossup tho because the moving industry in canada is unregulated and you can get scammed easily
TherapyforNarwhals: There's so much before and after
GreyThey: The act of moving is the least of it
Pharmacistjudge: professional movers change things
MilkInBags: well done ben
BusTed: mmhm
RealGamerCow: mawp
letsbelgo: In japan it can be. Here we have super efficient movers. Packed all our stuff too
itira: yikes
niccus: speaking of too much stuff
DrAegirinePyrope: Unpacking everything then takes like 2 years
Blakemcm: lol dina calling you smart
The_Timo: Shrapnel
MacbethSeemsSus: Earth-784, the one day move universe
ghyllnox:
"Smart"
betweenmyself: kill two birds with one stone: get sick while you’re supposed to be helping to move, that way everyone else has to do all the work and feel sorry for *you*
MilkInBags: this video game is 100% accurate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrAegirinePyrope At least, and that's only if you focus on it
ThirdGames: This is a Documentary, actually
kimmibeans: I fear moving again because I DEFINITELY have too much stuff, and my next move is likely only going to be a block away
thatguysteve2709: That was a claymore. Face this end toward the enemy
TheAwkes:
As someone about to move from Vancouver to Halifax, this conversation is baby mode. 
shushu2539: Ben's aim
MilkInBags: LMAO
itira: LOL
Loa_Ayizan: How many bullets do you think are in Ellie's body right now?
jokcourtz: where is the subaru
dumbo3k: Look at me! BOOOM
Mr_Horrible: good distraction, Adam
empyreon: BAHAHA
Mr_Horrible: thank you for comedy
Mr_Horrible: do it, Dina
Mr_Horrible: you hold the power in your hands
Mr_Horrible:
MilkInBags: fuck that dm
jokcourtz: i cast brick
LostThePirate: XD
Makrosian_Tay:
Peak
Mr_Horrible: "Parkou-"
MilkInBags: ben will never see the second trap coming
Mr_Horrible: "front towards dumbass"
MilkInBags: which edition
Mr_Horrible: grease
Kramburger: *Sigh* Unbox another Ben clone
RealGamerCow: mage hand is good
raulghoulia: unseen servant
Mr_Horrible: grease and it's not close
EvilBadman: Prestidigi--yeah
Natural_Ones_Only: You can flavor food
goombalax: Minor Illusion
saucemaster5000: What's wrong with magic missle?
MilkInBags: i dont like rope stuff
jokcourtz: druidcraft so i can make cute stuff
omdorastrix: Robe trick, so true, www
ButButTheJesus: w w w
Rootpotato: no its fireball
Mr_Horrible: oh my bad, I didn't get my script for the day
MilkInBags: i respect your rope kink
ghyllnox: Rope trick so true w w w
empyreon:
I missed rehearsal 
raulghoulia: have better opinions
WiJohn: But Wish could be anything, even a Rope Trick
Mr_Horrible:
I'll report to the local re-education office, sir 
ButButTheJesus: w w w dot so true dot tv
Pharmacistjudge: there was a TikTok trend about picking any two DnD spells that you could cast at will. and people were not picking Wish
omdorastrix: A Neko Chamber?
Banana_Swonk: Streamer! erm, it's Mend Buttcrack
saucemaster5000: we're mr burn's yes men
couchboyj: That is so true, Adam
deinonychus24: Did you say a Neko chamber?
MilkInBags: echo chamber because it's so empty in here?
kimmibeans: Can't blame me, I'm trying to multitask
MacbethSeemsSus: Not a cult
Larkonus: I'm sorry, to unlock Echo Chamber Chat, you need to subscribe to Chat Premium.
JessieImproved: I don't make Wish normally obtainable at my table
MilkInBags:
itira:
lamina5432: yes
Makrosian_Tay:
kimmibeans: Never
Mr_Horrible:
not bad, but they could be better
jokcourtz: ha
MilkInBags: thank you ben for your service
betweenmyself: some form of Divination: my character is too lazy to investigate shit, so I force the DM to tell me what I’m supposed to do
jokcourtz: they need to mow the grass here
Mr_Horrible: remaster btw
ButButTheJesus: muh immersion!
MilkInBags: Naughty Dog? more like Poopy Dog amirite
empyreon: RUINED
goombalax: Oblivion Remaster is 70 bucks btw
Mr_Horrible: even if it's an unfair joke, it's always funny
Nickiatori: now we spend the next hour trying to clip through
zeathean: These Oblivion Remaster mods are wild
Scy_Anide: I bet this game wasn't even made by dogs.
raulghoulia: I John Naughty Dog will be sending a refund check in the mail
MilkInBags: paying full price for a texture pack
xantos69: Playing it right now. WORTH IT.
Mr_Horrible: brother no one paid 70 bucks for *OG* Oblivion
Natural_Ones_Only: You missed a brick
TherapyforNarwhals: gamepass brother
MilkInBags: why make new game when old game $$$
niccus: well people keep streaming them
JessieImproved: I am also playing Oblivion right now lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: New ideas are risky
Mr_Horrible: "Why are games remakes and slop these days? Anyway, time to pay a 15% markup for said slop"
The_Timo: It's that shot of Nostalgia straight to the vein
Mr_Horrible: that *will* be funny
TherapyforNarwhals: Fallout 3 remaster when
apollosepiphany: it’s 100% worth the full price. insane update to oblivion.
betweenmyself: once people get sick of the Oblivion remaster they’ll just re-re-re-re-RE-release Skyrim
Mr_Horrible: trapped like a 19-inch rat
saucemaster5000: I'd pay if it were morrowind
xantos69: You gotta understand... Oblivion was the game that caused me to go out and buy my first computer.
JessieImproved: Seriously though they did such a good job that the remaster makes me *feel* like the OG did when it came out
MilkInBags: nostalgia is a subscription based system
Thefluffiestguineapig: The companies are incredibly risk averse
Mr_Horrible:
itomeshi: Ben, come back to Azeroth. Joiiiin us,
MilkInBags: too bad you dont like games
EvilBadman: I would only play fo3 remaster if they fix the gunplay
Mr_Horrible: Dark Cloud 2 remake would be worth it though
raulghoulia: HD Spheda
Mr_Horrible: like objectivelly
Kramburger: Street Fight 6 Remastered when
DarknessKingCoH: I've never played Oblivion, so it seems like a good deal at $50 US
JessieImproved: I'm still just as mad at the lockpicking as I was back then
ActualFactual: Ben got mad at me about skipping a dog just the other day.
Orxolon: have you tried Ekena?
Mr_Horrible: as soon as Elena breaks the meta
EvilBadman:
The remaster is on Switch 2
jokcourtz: when are they gna delete JP from the game?!
Orxolon: *Elena
letsbelgo: Maybe soon? Like next year? Its down to 40$ now
lamina5432: each street fighter is the remaster
Forlorgen: Arent we getting ultimate SF6 instad of S3?
ButButTheJesus: however - Oblivion Remastered doesn't have HDR on any system. I tried it on my PC and the beginning cave had this like blurry gray smeary effect in the dark. Anyone else get this?
ActualFactual: I was on the other end of the whole pipe and conveyor gauntlet!
raulghoulia: Street Fighter 6 Turbo
Mr_Horrible: Andrew's correct in that situation
ActualFactual: Look, you gotta smoke the whole pack at that point, idk
Mr_Horrible: you pull a thing by accident you bring it to the tank
itira: ^
Mr_Horrible: "muh aggro tables"
jokcourtz: tanking used to be so much fun
Mr_Horrible: oh no, Ben has become the prot pallies
ActualFactual: I was right AND a jerk
itira: daaamn
Mr_Horrible: it's incredibly funny that basically who has learned about this incident agrees "no Ferisar was correct"
ShaneLeeAtk: What's a pink name?
Mr_Horrible: @ShaneLeeAtk paladin
letsbelgo: @ShaneLeeAtk thats the paladin class color
jokcourtz: see... you really wna go to heaven n hang with all those paladins?!
Makrosian_Tay: Rope by window
Mr_Horrible: we played shadowlands, we know where the paladins really go
Mr_Horrible: and it's not heaven
itomeshi: 44444
ActualFactual: lots of glass here and you ARE holding a brick
MilkInBags: did you try going through the door
TheMerricat: were WoW classes always 'color coded'? I dropped it before Burning Cataclysm but don't remember that bit.
Makrosian_Tay:
Kramburger: Your bait is obvious and lacks finesse
MilkInBags: found one
saucemaster5000: said the fish
itira: TRUE
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat I think so? But the nameplates might not have had the colors originally?"
ActualFactual: there are 4 kinds of druid and they all stink
letsbelgo: @TheMerricat Yeah, mods assigned colors to them back then and they stuck
MilkInBags:
warlock players are the best and the nicest
Cptasparagus: most of the druids I know are super stoners
itomeshi: You know, you had me wanting to defend pallies, but your opinions on druids? Objectively correct.
Kramburger: If you have to ask...
Mr_Horrible: all 3 of you
jokcourtz: feral kids with twigs in the hair
MilkInBags:
warlock
Kramburger: None class is without sin
Omthebox:
Affliction warlock
raulghoulia: Pirate Rogue
Forlorgen: @MilkInBags is right
Mr_Horrible: 1 arcane mage in western Wisconsin
Mr_Horrible: and no one else
Makrosian_Tay: Rope next to fence
empyreon:
hunter
Kramburger: As a recovered warlock player, that's fair
MilkInBags: holy priests are human traffickers
niccus: are there happy people in wow?
itira: hey!
shamblingkrenshar: Rogues are innocent and never get mad. Source: I play Rogue, trust me
Mr_Horrible: to be fair a BM hunter is not using enough brainpower to be toxic in any capacity
Mr_Horrible: they're paying attention to something other than the game
jokcourtz: same as everything, find nice people to play with
MilkInBags: i guess prot warriors are chill
Kramburger: Imagine the kind of psychopath that would play solo hunter
Orxolon: where do you land on us Mages?
Mr_Horrible: I've met 2 enhance shamans and they're both cool
MilkInBags: monk is a class???
MilkInBags: (I'm a boomer wow player)
itira: monks are high af frfr
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags yeah, got added in Mists of Pandaria
Gaelan_Maestro: i want to see a Blood ELf Monk
ActualFactual: What's brewmaster?
jokcourtz: shamans
Mr_Horrible: that feels appropriate
Orxolon: where do you land on us Mages?
Mr_Horrible:
Tank player trying to figure out stagger: 
MilkInBags: DK or rogue
Kramburger: Back in my day, we didn't have monks and taurens couldn't ride mounts!
itira: rogue
raulghoulia: Double Income No Kids?
empyreon:
@Mr_Horrible As a former BM main, can confirm
MilkInBags: fire mages are just lottery addicts
MWGNZ: ok now do ff14 classes
MilkInBags: @MWGNZ they're all horny
Camthelion: *cries in aracane alt*
LostThePirate:
Mazrae: I got out around the end of Wrath
DMGlol: True Crim always talks about how he only played frost mage
Forlorgen: they dont need pants they play wow all day burned!
Kramburger: Ben's having FFXIV put to sleep
Mr_Horrible:
they're all the same class anyway
letsbelgo: Im playing 14 right now D ;
baltimore_667083: the pasta bus is coming?
Nickiatori: Damn FF14 is going to a farm upstate
letsbelgo: crafting on the moooooonn
on_and_awful: You could make up class tendancies.
Orxolon: as a fire mage i agree,we complain a lot xD
empyreon: hehehe
Mr_Horrible: no, because I played black mage before this expansion
Mr_Horrible: and then they cocked it up
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MilkInBags: black mage is simply refusing to play DDR
Strebenherz: they got rid of what now?
Kramburger: Enochian? I loved those phones
Nickiatori: why is Dina leading us
MilkInBags:
ok let's do LotRO
Camthelion: if you are putting down ff are you coming back to wow?
Cptasparagus: I quit wow because every fight was a debuff tank swap every 45 seconds and thats it (WoD)
Mr_Horrible: quick, we need the boys to learn about ESO
Mr_Horrible: gotta continue the bit
TherapyforNarwhals: Who would Ellie main?
Nickiatori: does Dina start leading the way if you are going too slow?
Mr_Horrible: Ellie would be a Bison player
Morrigan9: once an xpac they actually make the tanks do something cool, that's not just taunt on X
MilkInBags: do they do that in the tv show too
Orxolon: so,she is a backsitter
Kramburger: Dina is chat: fickle and a backseater
Nickiatori: Rabid Goats
xantos69: "Hi Ben Wheeler here! Next up on Is This Your Card, its The Last of Us 2, I heard there are cards in it!"
saucemaster5000: it's in their name -- zombows
on_and_awful: yeah, zombies are bad at bows and arrows. skeletons, though...
betweenmyself: The back-seating NPC hint givers in Dad of War 2 are absolutely no n stop… my biggest issue with the game
MacbethSeemsSus: No classic zamboni attack
raulghoulia: there were bodies hanging in the hall and she said Tommy didnt do this
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the universe definitely fired those arrows
Mr_Horrible: damn, Adam beat me to it
Kramburger: The clapping of my polaroids keep attracting the zombies
Mr_Horrible:
Nickiatori: all the homies hate Abby
Mr_Horrible: aren't they *in* the PNW in this?
Orxolon: of course i'd be wearing a suit
Meark: Hey.
Meark: how dare.
SquareDotCube: Ben...
LostThePirate: Istn't this supposed to be near Seattle? Wouldn't that be what can be looted around there?
Inspaders: I mean what else would they wear? You think Old Navy is surviving the apocalypse?
Mr_Horrible: I have a hoodie from a contemporary folk singer, and that's my jacket
Mr_Horrible: name brand? don't know 'em
RealGamerCow: This is Everett
Blakemcm: the ruined city of neo new seattle
Meark: truth be told, arcteryx gear wouldn't last very long in the apocalypse
raulghoulia: Old Old Navy
Nickiatori: do you think the kraken are still playing in this seatle?
Makrosian_Tay: The map is context specific for certain areas. It doesn't always appear
LostThePirate:
I've got this new Kitty Corner shirt, it's pretty cool 
Mazrae: I just use a zip up hoodie like jacket from old navy that ive been using for years
Mr_Horrible: rose from their slumber
goombalax: howabout them leafs
Natural_Ones_Only: Think about Zamboni'ing some zombos
BusTed: Maybe we'll see some giraffes 🙂
MilkInBags: that's why there's a 2 in the title
TherapyforNarwhals: Tommy's a badass
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest this "crawling through urban area" segment just makes me want to fire up the demo I was trying last night
frank_the_great: Man, RIP guy from the first game
Mr_Horrible:
MilkInBags: "I see her gun clipping through the barrier!"
Nickiatori: lol just checked the hockey scores and i hope the leafs get revers swept
Mr_Horrible: or *does* he?
MilkInBags: dang that must suck
lamina5432: that was clean
letsbelgo: fuck
itira: eeeew
ghyllnox: Ugh
JessieImproved: gurgle
vinewood_og: The gurgler
underhill33: gnarly
Mr_Horrible: the fact that Dina hasn't put one through Ellie's pancreas yet is a miracle
Nigouki: see this is what gets me about all those people who thilnk they'll survive any kind of apocalypse: one bad corner turn and you ded
gamercat88: Irwin
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible save it for the honeymoon
RatherLargeToad:
because you are supposed to feel bad about killing the people that the game wants you to kill 
Makrosian_Tay:
I tried full stealthing this section like 8 times and it wouldn't let me
Nickiatori: can we do a turret build where Dina is our turret?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 damn, respect the bullet play exploration
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I need you to tell me that's not a real thing... it's a real thing isn't it?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 no idea but it's none of my business
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MilkInBags: wow that's fucked up!!!!!!!!
Makrosian_Tay: You can use your new scope by pressing A while aiming
TherapyforNarwhals: So it's not those damn video games that make people violent? Darn
DrAegirinePyrope: Certain games are better at making you feel about the characters, this one, not so much for the randos
Cptasparagus: what about your care bear level
shushu2539: you turn off your ethics to play?
thatguysteve2709: We know you didn't give little Timmy his toy
RatherLargeToad: game definitely feels like it wants to have its cake and eat it too with all these deaths.
frank_the_great: Spec Ops: The Line was like the only real game that made me feel bad
MilkInBags: i wasnt being serious in case the 9 exclamation marks werent enough
Nickiatori: damn you killed maggie from the simpsons
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: Adam flips his Vampire Diaries evil switch
MilkInBags: you did?
SquareDotCube: they can say that but all I think of is the "They got Alex!" should from Tom Clancy's The Division
lamina5432: It's understanding the separation of media and life. I've run into some people who can't
johnnylongtorso: d'oh!
TherapyforNarwhals: What kinda milk is in those bag
SquareDotCube: *shout
MilkInBags: i was away at the start, i was talking with my gf
frank_the_great: It's legit hard for me to be evil in video games
gualdhar: Wait, were supposed to have ethics?
MilkInBags:
DMGlol: this is a pepsi town
johnnylongtorso: is pepsi OK?
Mr_Horrible: GaslightInBags
MilkInBags: in my big bed with my wife
saucemaster5000: busted is milk's girlfriend?
shamblingkrenshar: @RatherLargeToad Yeah I'm not sure the "revenge is bad" angle quite works when juxtaposed with the piles of bodies you're already making in normal gameplay
gualdhar: I should, uh, maybe stop committing warcrimes in Rimworld then
itira:
@saucemaster5000 
rosesmcgee: Go ahead homer, laugh at me. I already did
MilkInBags: i love games that make you do evil stuff because, i wouldnt do it irl
MilkInBags: some day
raulghoulia: Can I borrow a feeling?
empyreon: @gualdhar those are... optional? huh.
GasCityGaming: Ooo deep cut, Tyranny very good!
MilkInBags: next playthrough in the chamber is dark urge in bg3
TherapyforNarwhals: pee break soon?
rosesmcgee: Woah woah, Tyranny is really more of a moral gray area
Mr_Horrible: "I fucking love Kyros!"
Nigouki: but Adam, being mean in video games makes me feel bad
SquareDotCube: Did Adam ever get around to playing Avowed?
johnnylongtorso: the flailing arms are really goofy when they're not going towards you
Mr_Horrible: I'm a weirdo because in a lot of contexts I feel bad about various NPCs in video games, and in a handful I'm just like full scorched earth
shamblingkrenshar: Truce till the zombies are gone! Truce till the zombies are gone!
goombalax: why does Ellie need the mask? is she cosplaying?
Blakemcm: expedition 33
Mr_Horrible: I only say "Adam this is an amazing game and you'd think it's dogshit"
xantos69: Skill dif?
therepoman__: not me I'm different
RatherLargeToad: keep a spare throat in your backpack
frank_the_great: I don't like being mean, but I will steal everything in your house that is not nailed down. I am the main character after all
raulghoulia: it rules
EvilBadman: @goombalax Dina doesn't know
niccus: one of the designers is a sekiro speedrunner
goombalax: @EvilBadman she told her after they banged
MilkInBags: I'm just glad smaller studios still make bangers every year
Nickiatori: yo the Sends got another goal!
SquareDotCube: Clair Obscur even makes fun of its French-ness
Blakemcm: its great, milestone kinda game
Nickiatori: sens*
RelwinEJ: Adam playing Noita, sleeper hit of the year
lamina5432: I just don't wanna pay 50$ for expedition 33 but it looks so my jam
EvilBadman: @goombalax She didn't believe her iirc
RatherLargeToad: The zombies got Omar!
rosesmcgee: it is on game pass
RatherLargeToad: Not Omar!
saucemaster5000: you know what game has had it too good for too long? Fucking Tetris
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I wanna try Clair Obscur but also my backlog is stupid right now, I gotta clear some out
ButButTheJesus: @goombalax and Dina thought she was joking and they haven't talked about it since I think
Mr_Horrible: unfortunately a bunch of it is demos that make me want to buy more games
ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible same
couchboyj: @mr_horrible Same
Nickiatori: wheres Dina?
frank_the_great: It's called my steam library
TherapyforNarwhals: Most people have a backlog Adam
rosesmcgee: is it a backlog if you have no intention of playing these games?
gamercat88: imagine not having a back, hi welcome to my TedTalk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuuup
JessieImproved: yep that's ADHD
ButButTheJesus: I actually keep a google sheet for stuff I don't wanna forget
Thefluffiestguineapig: It sucks ass sometimes
teaspoonC: That's such a mood
Juliamon: every superpower has a downside
Blakemcm: I will never ever ever finish Baulders Gate 3 for that reason Ben
Makrosian_Tay:
Omg Ben are you me? I feel seen AND called out
goombalax: you got to act 2 in BG
Mr_Horrible: I played 2 hours of the Perepeteia demo yesterday and now I'm like "...do I suddenly want to try a slavjank im-sim?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you want to go back to enjoying something and just can't
vinewood_og: Haven't played BG3 in like 2onths after finally starting it. It happens.
Mr_Horrible: *Peripeteia
RelwinEJ: The worst is when you know you need a certain amount of time/mood for a game.
teaspoonC: People hate playing multiplayer with me because I lose interest so fast
MilkInBags: i think playing bg3 not solo on a first playthrough is a sure way to never finish it
MilkInBags: game is too long
Mr_Horrible: it's okay Ben, that's also what Larian did
Mr_Horrible:
rosesmcgee: I got decision paralysis in BG3
saucemaster5000: gib me new game
MilkInBags: to be fair, act 3 of bg3 is too long once you're level capped
raulghoulia: So that Crapshot The Backlog is a lie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With no reason
Mr_Horrible: respect to BG3 but that game was *not* done cooking
Kramburger: No Larian got bored whenever it came time to make anything specifically for Wyll
therepoman__:
GasCityGaming: the more people talk about ADHD, the more i think i should get checked
LostThePirate:
I'm one of those people who gets near the end of a game and sees a point of no return, and goes all completionist until I burn out and never finish the game
MilkInBags: @Kramburger who?
shamblingkrenshar: I've never finished BG3 because I always lose steam in Act 3.
SquareDotCube: more games need to be Portal length - beat it in 1-2 days
BusTed:
saucemaster5000: games in general are too long these days
Mr_Horrible: @BusTed he is risen
Mr_Horrible: took jesus 3 days, the slacker
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 what do you mean, horizon zero dawn has an acceptable 55 hours to play it!!
saucemaster5000: horizon zero yawn
MilkInBags: amen
MilkInBags: good but too long
saucemaster5000: I've actually never touched it
lamina5432: couldn't finish the second one
saucemaster5000: in my backlog tho
MrSarkhan: I should be back to that one soon. It was good
SquareDotCube: remember when you called it on the mountain being Aloy's mother
EvilBadman: Forbidden West was pretty good but can overstay it's welcome
MilkInBags: yeah, i had to simply ignore half of the game to finish it
Banana_Swonk: I like Horizon Zero Dawn because Robot Dinosaurs
Nickiatori: Lol the Sengs got another goal they are up 4-0 this game
teaspoonC: So worried about completing the game that you only play half of it, I've been there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or for me I want to try to play some way and I get frustrated when I have to play a way i don't enjoy
Nickiatori: Sens*
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saucemaster5000: I did play a stupid amount of asssin's creed odyssey which was a very okay game
Mr_Horrible: ooh, that one also looked cool
GasCityGaming: South of Midnight is SO GOOD!
MWGNZ: give me an rpg with no side quests or branching paths
EvilBadman: That's a good quick pif too
RelwinEJ: RPGs gotta 100%, random adventure games are whatever happens happens
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm excited for south of midnight
GasCityGaming: South of Midnight is pretty short, 4 streams maybe
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
trebuchetboy: South of Midnight and Expedition 33 look so sick
saucemaster5000: I'm enjoying everhood 2 rn
MilkInBags:
Stellaris play it forward when play until you get a win
shushu2539: South of midnight has the same dynamics of Kena
MrSarkhan: Clair Obscur is great so far. I just started it
SquareDotCube: someone could just fuck around in the Oblivion remaster
trebuchetboy: @saucemaster5000 Im so close to finished game is amazing
niccus: i think gamers don't know what they want
gamercat88: awe Dina called El Babe
Mazrae: But will it have bikeal
LostThePirate: @SquareDotCube Serge is on his home stream
MacbethSeemsSus: Anyone in the office gotten into Blue Prince yet?
EvilBadman: @macbethseemssus next week talking sim
MilkInBags: blue prince would be dogshit to stream
MilkInBags: like for a blind run
GasCityGaming: all those games are on gamepass btw
MilkInBags: chat cannot hold it in
RatherLargeToad: Blue Prince is scheduled for Talking Simulator next week
lamina5432: uno did a blue prince stream
rosesmcgee: Seattle, amirite?
MacbethSeemsSus: @EvilBadman Nice!
bv310: Blue Prince is going to be backseat city
MilkInBags: gamers will explode
SquareDotCube: I honestly would leave Blue Prince to Talking Sim, the content in it isn't very stream-worthy. More of a background to having a chat
MilkInBags: shoot them all
Mr_Horrible:
"All those games are on game pass" Microsoft: "We have no fucking clue how this isn't profitable"
lamina5432: been watching blue prince and it seems like there is a community stopping point right now
kimmibeans: Blue Prince is excellent, but it's definitely a notebook game
saucemaster5000: undertale should be safe to stream tho
gualdhar: it's a fair cop
frank_the_great: I was big into Blue Prince, but then the last update got rid of my save with 30 hours on it. Still waiting on tech support to tell me I'm SOL
betweenmyself: finished up with Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii over the weekend; short enough that it didn’t overstay its welcome
Mr_Horrible: it is, Ben
raulghoulia: stealing James' credit card is always free
RelwinEJ: Puzzle games like that are best with a single friend, not a crowd
MilkInBags: it's somewhat a puzzle game
gualdhar: remember when Adam tried playing Minecraft?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a big "hey chat" enforcement thing and that's a huge burden on the mods
xantos69: That's fair. I love you guys and I love magic. But when I see you missing an on board trick I become an unhealthy chatter.
Mr_Horrible: figuring out how the fuck to not die is the puzzle
EvilBadman: People would be like "wanna here a subtle hint" and then rattle off an end-gane thing
letsbelgo: We are all too dumb for blue prints to backseat with success
teaspoonC: Blue Prince has a lot of running through the same 30 rooms hoping you will get rng that will let you advance the story
MilkInBags: yeah but there are secrets to how the world works
RatherLargeToad: The puzzle is trying to figure out how to play Noita
lamina5432: noita is deep
MilkInBags: adam probably saw 10% of noita
MilkInBags: will a 'full run'
GasCityGaming: and that's a POE player saying that....
couchboyj: Lotta people got shot answering rhetorical questions during Noita
LathosTiran: 200hours to beat the game, 1000 hours to understand the game
patrick_stonecrusher: noita is an ocean beneath a sea deep
MilkInBags: thanks for noita btw, i was not strong enough to beat it
betweenmyself: Noita generally boils down to “how do I get to the next level without exploding myself?”
Juliamon: Game burnout happens
niccus: i understand that blue prince also has multiple offramp points depending on how much of a puzzle sicko you are
MilkInBags: remove the magic shackles
goombalax: fucked because 70% of the time the viewer is wrong/a dumbass
Mr_Horrible: she's young, she'll bounce back
Mr_Horrible: her bones are basically still foam
frank_the_great: I remember when TLOU2 was new and reddit was praising the rope physics
RelwinEJ: MTG is rough because every magic player thinks they're right 100% of the time
MilkInBags:
i feel better now not watching magic content because chat was often a mess it would make me mad for you
SquareDotCube: sometimes you just need an out of the ordinary suggestion, like I don't expect most to like Pizza Tower or Anton Blast but heck give it a try
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben you genuinely inspired me to get back into MtG because you said a lot of things on tap tap that just made me realize that I can be into eternal formats and that's ok and I can just like weird funny things
ButButTheJesus: Dina uppies?
MilkInBags: o7
Mr_Horrible: "Door stuck, Dina"
MilkInBags:
streamers disappeared forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: and having someone who is LGBTQIA is really important as someone who was shouted down for "not doing it right" very loudly at my LGS
ButButTheJesus: stretch your fluids, cycle your legs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyways, just wanted to say that
empyreon:
MilkInBags: shoot someone after the break
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Wish I could, I've had arthritis since elementary school
saucemaster5000: yeah shoot milk again just for fun
MilkInBags: ha ha
ButButTheJesus:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I'm sorry 
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 this implies the previous time was for business
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saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I mean they did take my contract
RelwinEJ: @Mr_Horrible practice, business is later
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 damn, they won't even return my calls
Mazrae: My ADD brain just went oh no why is the stream so quiet, then I remembered oh yeah break time
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ButButTheJesus Thanks, genetic issues are miserable and the medical profession in general should take children seriously when they say their joints hurt, send tweet. (But also 
to you for the virtual hug)
ButButTheJesus:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
saucemaster5000: Ever get bored of a soda halfway through drinking a soda?
SymphonySolstice: most of the time yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 No but I have gotten bored of eating a bowl of cereal halfway through eating it
SymphonySolstice: I need like quarter sized sodas
saucemaster5000: Das Booth
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 no, I only drink sodas that are both cinematic and compelling
ButButTheJesus: das boof?
MacbethSeemsSus: Das Booth
Kramburger: Professionals!
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig fair
TherapyforNarwhals: How we doin gamers
frank_the_great: How long has that been the background?
Kramburger: Streamer show collarbone
Nickiatori: damn that shef is huge
Nickiatori: shelf*
RelwinEJ: @SymphonySolstice they exist, but cost double the price of a normal sized soda
saucemaster5000: holy shit it's gandalf and bilbo
frank_the_great: Clearly 5'11
Mr_Horrible: "Ben you've become so tiny"
SymphonySolstice: ben standing on cinder blocks like tom cruise
Kramburger: Ben you have little guy energy
saucemaster5000: can you pat ben's head without raising your arm?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you are just very tall
TherapyforNarwhals: Not paticularly
satyropodobny: what a thrill
frank_the_great: But my aim's getting better!
Larkonus: What's the weather like up there, Adam? (/j)
SnackPak_: false
ghyllnox: The Friday Nights where people were like "Dang compared to Ben, Adam is huge" and Graham was like "Yeah so Ben's actually up a step"
RelwinEJ: It's the reason people look up to you
Mr_Horrible: no because I'm also tall
saucemaster5000: I'm worried they will eat me
goombalax: your lord and saviour?
ActualFactual: I ignore all tall people
Mr_Horrible: so I know tall people are fucking stupid
patrick_stonecrusher: you were the boshi. twice
ActualFactual: anyone taller than me is instantly discredited
Mr_Horrible: good joke, streamer
Kramburger: Whgat do you mean, what do yI mean?
protojman: some Calvin and Hobbes energy a little between you too
Kramburger: Adam.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @protojman Oh my gosh youre right
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, yeah
bv310: I still remember years ago at GP Vancouver running into Adam and then Marshall Sutcliffe back-to-back and being mildly intimidated, and I'm nearly 6'4"
teaspoonC: Adam's more of a stinker
raulghoulia: Adam IS imaginary
Pharmacistjudge: i do love that my stream just froze after adam yelled
Kramburger: ADAM.
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
Blakemcm: Adam has no pockets
BusTed: Couldn't say it
Juliamon: He couldn't even finish the sentence
Kramburger: LIES
SnackPak_: really dude
LathosTiran:
which one would pounce on the other?
lamina5432: that was out of pocket
Mr_Horrible: I could *hear* the cage rattle with that comment
ghyllnox: Calvin's a little snot, Hobbes is a schemer
ghyllnox: Whoof
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is way more of a schemer
SymphonySolstice: hobbes is the "yes, and"
frank_the_great: You ever think about how Hobbes isn't real, but then also Calvin isn't real
ghyllnox:
NotCainNorAbel: should we go to the tapes?
TheMerricat: Calvin is the manic pixie personality, Hobbes is the grounded one.
Kramburger: "I'd take a shot in the mouth from Kirby"
LostThePirate: !findquote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6266: "I'm not afraid of anything. I've been listening to Adam way too much." —Beej [2019-08-03]
Mr_Horrible: from *that* gorilla, Ben. Let's be fair
rosesmcgee: Not a gorilla. THAT Gorilla
couchboyj: Aaaand clip
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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Kramburger: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5739: "Don't you ever tell me I don't know anime." —Adam [2019-01-19]
patrick_stonecrusher: a -specific- gorilla mind you
MilkInBags: no, they click to hear
Mr_Horrible: he said it on August 3rd 2019, Adam
Mr_Horrible: it says it right there
SymphonySolstice: post-road quest
ButButTheJesus: the runners can see you
frank_the_great: I will only take a shot in the mouth from a gorilla if it earns my favor by defeating 100 men in combat
Kramburger: Some of them do have context
Juliamon: That info is in the QDB
Mr_Horrible: that kills the mystery, Ben
Juliamon: it just doesn't have a display in chat
Kramburger: The lrrbot database has context
satyropodobny: no one is taking into account how many dudes would defect to the gorilla side
LostThePirate: That's what the Wiki is for
EvilBadman: It has the show on lrrbot site
bv310: !findquote mouth
LRRbot: Quote #8110: "Why did you dodge into his mouth?" —Beej [2022-06-17]
Kramburger: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #2270: "I'm pretty excited. I get to go live in the woods." —Adam [2016-04-08]
Mr_Horrible: mmmmimgonnablowup
ButButTheJesus: they splode
MilkInBags: i mean 2016 was a different world
Nickiatori: damn GGG really do be putting in all sorts of on death explosions
frank_the_great: 2025 has a lot of 2016 energy
LostThePirate: Didn't they work it out for all of you who interviewed on the 20th podcast?
Larkonus: Ah, the debut of Zippotricks McEdgelord.
BusTed:
rosesmcgee: it would not
BusTed: Maybe the cart was made of balsa
omdorastrix: cart bad
rosesmcgee: made out of depleted uranium maybe
NotCainNorAbel: one falling on you will fuck you up
Kramburger: The live in the woods quote was on LRRMTG so the context could be ANYTHING
LostThePirate: I'm pleased to say I was watching live for the Zippotricks DB bit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Made of "plotonium"
SymphonySolstice: balsa deez nutz
TheMerricat: They are hella heavy.
Kramburger: Balsa touching?
DarknessKingCoH: Sebalsa always wins.
Blakemcm: says a lot about society
Rootpotato: its like poetry, it rhymes
Kramburger: Deep
Nickiatori: there is a Dnd podcast that i listen to where the DM gives the players health potions that double as Alchemists fire
bv310: What is health but fire applied internally?
patrick_stonecrusher: 12345
Kramburger: They BAITED you
TherapyforNarwhals: Absolute whiplash
NotCainNorAbel: Garage doors are disruptively light because the spring is doing most of the work. If the spring(s) is broken then it is really moves
frank_the_great: 69420
Mr_Horrible: the fakeout with the noise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I was recently reminded of something the other day, anyone else play the game Rebel Assault 2? The super ass old star wars game?
Kramburger: Pop doesn't sound stupid?
Meark: wait, this is near seattle right?
saucemaster5000: pop is for 1950s varsity players
bv310: Shoutout to my boy Kim Mitchell and his Patio Lanterns
ButButTheJesus: just a mini-soda
Mr_Horrible: the Skatch boy insists on calling it pop
Meark: Then it's definitely pop in seattle
frank_the_great: Game takes place in America
SymphonySolstice: soda is sodumb lmao gottem
raulghoulia: I call my father Pop
deinonychus24: soda > pop
Banana_Swonk: MINNESODA!!!
BusTed: where's zyrk with the pisswhizzle
jokcourtz: fizzy drink enjoyer
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a regional thing which word you use
TherapyforNarwhals: Like the music genre, pop?
itomeshi: Pop. It's Pop.
Kramburger: Ben, stop undermining Adam in front of the Apes
LostThePirate: I said pop when I was a kid, but started saying soda in like high school or college
LathosTiran:
all pop contains bicarbonate soda and will be called coke
protojman: pop is a verb
NotCainNorAbel: We can all agree that calling all sugar carbonated beverages coke is wrong though.
Pharmacistjudge: the possessive there is a bit much
frank_the_great: ook ook
wishiwassleeping: what about soft drink?
MilkInBags: that ape was CGI
MilkInBags: computer gorilla image
saucemaster5000: they're disagreeing! I'm gonna go do drugs about it!
MacbethSeemsSus: Bahahaha
Mr_Horrible: we're perceiving weakness in Adam, facilitating our rise and eventual overthrow
SymphonySolstice: bro,
Kramburger: HOW
MilkInBags: how
empyreon: Video games!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 This is your reminder to take your back medicine
Orestes290: agreed
itira: LOL holy shit Adam
ThirdGames: I'm with Adam on this one
Forlorgen: its clearly 69
lamina5432: game logic
The_Timo: I'd do shit like that out of pure boredom lol
ButButTheJesus: PUZZLES!
LathosTiran: VdiAgames
TherapyforNarwhals: Gotta have some haha funny in the apocalypse
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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itomeshi: that's... so dumb
Kramburger: GAME OF THE YEAR
Blakemcm: people be bored in the apocalypse, settin up shiz like this
shamblingkrenshar: What is this, Resident Evil?
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll meet you halfway and drink my metamucil
Mr_Horrible: hit the 50/50
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just can't
xantos69: Yep. We are so back.
TherapyforNarwhals:
Not my Fallout 3
SymphonySolstice: and mods
lamina5432: the mouth movement weirds me out in the remaster
TheMerricat:
The appeal is the modding.
on_and_awful: God, the fact the Enderal is just "better Skyrim" essentially, is great. hell of a mod.
Pharmacistjudge: You are defeated!
saucemaster5000: people who say skyrim is good with mods also say celery is good because of peanut butter and raisins
MacbethSeemsSus: The moon honk shoos
Pharmacistjudge: X-chicken!
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 careful, don't let Adam catch you taking a swig of that stuff
MilkInBags: AMEN SAUCE
Blakemcm: JUDGE JURY EX..
Mr_Horrible: AGAIN
TherapyforNarwhals: No crash yet? Fantastic
ButButTheJesus: Tuggah!
Awfrigate: Cancer?
saucemaster5000: Just thinking bout the master and commander
MilkInBags: that's a big dog you got there mate
johnnylongtorso: @LordZarano I think we can all agree that people who say "soft drink" are degenerates
SymphonySolstice: it is tho
Banana_Swonk: PURE.......... CHAOS
gualdhar: there's a microphone in the controller!
BusTed: Defy the ghosts
SnackPak_: I dare this game to crash
Mr_Horrible: Ben daring the ghosts to crash the game
frank_the_great: At least it's not raining
TherapyforNarwhals: God surely has too funny of a comedic timing
Kramburger: The game won't crash
gamercat88:
itsr67: damb'
NotCainNorAbel: maybe a ghost popped your bike tire
RatherLargeToad:
MilkInBags: the game will crash if it's bad
TherapyforNarwhals: Now's when you get smited.
saucemaster5000: have you seen a giraffe? god is funny
TherapyforNarwhals: @saucemaster5000 This
RelwinEJ: long horses
rosesmcgee: crop dusted
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Have you seen a platypus? God is funny
MilkInBags: going to the cutscene
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig potoo
LordZarano: @johnnylongtorso ... you mean 63% of people in Quebec english speakers?
frank_the_great: Also those handles must be wide AF
Mr_Horrible: damned if you do, damned if you don't
Blakemcm: pipe game not on point
saucemaster5000: dina get your head in the game
SymphonySolstice: "dogshit pipe"
dumbo3k: Look, Dina had her one good moment when she shot the person with the Bat
Mr_Horrible: I mean she's a lesbian, Ben, she's not gonna be great at choosing them necessarily
MacbethSeemsSus: Middle of zombie attach "ummmm could you get a better pipe maybe?"
frank_the_great: 10 hours of silence occasionally interrupted by a falling mediocre pipe
Mr_Horrible: Outbreak Day the worst federal holiday
shushu2539: you are a fast reader
ButButTheJesus: iiiits Ben
Kramburger: GOTTEM
Mr_Horrible: I'm the fish, or the revolver
Nickiatori: Gottem
xantos69: Wow... That is exactly Adam.
Makrosian_Tay:
Awfrigate: handsome baby
SymphonySolstice: I'm the fucked up fish
johnnylongtorso: Adam Zavidan
frank_the_great: Chat's the Ace
SymphonySolstice: breathtaking
Mr_Horrible: Handsome Baby, the strangest marvel superhero
omdorastrix: all babies are ugly lumpy winston churchills
saucemaster5000: my parents kept it real
Mr_Horrible: "You're still our favorite but sweetie you were dogshit in photos"
wishiwassleeping: does Ben watch Smosh?
MilkInBags: WHAT?
Kramburger: Dude, there are some UGLY babies but usually parents don't realise
saucemaster5000: all babies look like winston churchill
Kramburger: Newborns are ugly
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 bald, naked, and with a glass of brandy in their hand
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dad (very sleep deprived) said "Oh my god [not telling you my real name] looks like Richard Nixon!!!"
frank_the_great: I was 11 days early
TherapyforNarwhals: I mean she told her already lol
TherapyforNarwhals: She just didn't believe her
goombalax: they got interrupted before she could convince her
MacbethSeemsSus: Nice of the other zombies to respect the one vs one
TherapyforNarwhals: Not immune to that
frank_the_great: Not immune to that
protojman: nom nom nom
gualdhar: not immune to losing your juggular
TherapyforNarwhals: @frank_the_great fuck you I got there first lmao
Mr_Horrible: "My loyal fans!" [in fungus]
frank_the_great:
@TherapyforNarwhals
Nickiatori: this game is pretty generous with the save states
Nickiatori: oh shit did dina get got?
TherapyforNarwhals: @frank_the_great great minds bro great minds
SymphonySolstice: the schmooz
EvilBadman: Hey the Paramount
Nigouki: Dina just shit at cardio to fake you out
frank_the_great: Dina can't die, she's the new Joel
RatherLargeToad: A theater. What’s playing?
bv310: "CASSANDRA" sounds like a movie that we'd get
Kramburger: She smoked some but didn't inhale
goombalax: *racks shotgun* "Shame!"
Awfrigate: "Ellie, you're gonna have to put me down"
Nigouki: YES
Kramburger: The sunlight hurts it
TherapyforNarwhals: It dissipates kinda
Juliamon: You know what's also airborne? COVID
goombalax: they barely wore masks irl
Nigouki: it's a giant ass loophole, those spores would be EVERYWHERE
Awfrigate: Yeah the spores are really temperature sensitive apparently
tehfewl: ppm too low is my guess
Blakemcm: you never listen to me!!!
Awfrigate: Folks would freak out
Mr_Horrible: I think it's a shock reaction, given the state of things
lamina5432: selfishness
Awfrigate: See game 1 for a reason to not disclose.
Cptasparagus: its the apocalypse and you're immune to the apocalypse, thats kind of a big deal
gualdhar: uh
goombalax: she's Gregnant!
ghyllnox: OH
NotCainNorAbel: is it mine?
bv310: Oh dear
Blakemcm: yikes bikes!!!
underhill33: Yo what
empyreon: pregante!?!
Nigouki: hahahahahaha
dumbo3k: gregante?!
SnackPak_: phew
ThirdGames: Pregananant!
Mr_Horrible: "I would actually be perfectly calm this many years after society collapsed, I'm built different"
bv310: Pregante!
ButButTheJesus: pregante?!
ghyllnox:
therepoman__: PREGANTE
Larkonus: She's pregananant?!?!
Angnor33: It's a Vergence!
rosesmcgee: Tommy Lee Jones in MIB said it best "A person is smart, people are dumb panicky dangerous animals"
SymphonySolstice: [applause]
shushu2539: i knew it when she throwed up
RatherLargeToad: With a mushroom baby!
Mazrae: Like from MiB, K says, "a person is smart, people are stupid"
Makrosian_Tay:
Awfrigate: Ok Ellie stopped caring after she said that
frank_the_great: I don't see the harm in dissecting her. Haven't finished the first game btw
omdorastrix: Good Joake!
teaspoonC: What a good bit
Makrosian_Tay: Jesse
itsr67: Pregat?
Astramentha: grognent
Nickiatori: Kyle
gamercat88: Jesse
Kramburger: Chafd McWhitebread
MacbethSeemsSus: How can she be sure without yahoo answers?
TherapyforNarwhals: AH wrong answer
EvilBadman: This explains the vomiting
Makrosian_Tay: ooooooooooooooooh
deinonychus24: oops
ThirdGames: Whoa come on Ellie
dumbo3k: whoa whoa whoa ellie wtf
Nigouki: Ellie chill
gualdhar: oh, this is how it happens.
Pharmacistjudge: said stuff you can't take back
Dog_of_Myth: Ellie chill
Larkonus: Low blow, Ellie.
Astramentha: WOW
bv310: Jesus Ellie
Kramburger: Flag on the play, harsh language
Cptasparagus: everyone in this game sucks in their own special way
Nickiatori: Ellis would definitly be a moderater on r/Childfree
Kramburger: This is why Dina doesn't have a u-haul
Nigouki: where's the Prompt for Apologize?
Mr_Horrible: Ellie with the "Well if you're going on maternity leave we're gonna find someone else to fill the position"
omdorastrix: DINK - Dual Incom No Kinds
Makrosian_Tay: And that's okay
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Adam
TherapyforNarwhals: I mean it's nothing to brag about for NOT procreating
jokcourtz: people are weird
Blakemcm: its a subreddit
ButButTheJesus: of course there is adam
Makrosian_Tay: Not everyone needs to have kids
gamercat88: reddit is wild go figure
vinewood_og: Team D.I.N.K.!
Kramburger: Dude, they're the r/athiests of breeding
Mr_Horrible: like most subs, it's for dumb little shits
bv310: Wait really? I'd never heard of that
ButButTheJesus: huh, I never knew
InconsiderateHat: Good lord... I don't want kids but that doesn't mean I'm gonna be smug about it.
ballesta25: If you build a community around not doing something, you often end up with a bunch of people who make hating it their identity
lamina5432: words are complicated
protojman: oh shoot i didn't know that first one
omdorastrix: Thanks for the PSA
frank_the_great: I only knew it as the acronym from Fairy Odd Parents
couchboyj: DINK acronym is actually pretty old
GasCityGaming: S.I.N.K. Is a legit think btw
GasCityGaming: seen it in dating apps
Manae: To be fair DINK as an acronym is at least 30 years old
DoctorHutch: I've never heard D.I.N.C. as the acronym being condescending
ThirdGames: TRUE
Mr_Horrible: TRUE
therepoman__: TRUE
Makrosian_Tay: Mood
SymphonySolstice: truuu
gamercat88: TRUE
Makrosian_Tay: TRUE
Dog_of_Myth: True
Banana_Swonk: yeah
ButButTheJesus: yep
Nickiatori: TRUEEEEEEE
shushu2539: it's a lot to track
RelwinEJ: Language is complex
jokcourtz: yeeeeeeah
vinewood_og: There's just so much of it
Mr_Horrible: even Americans don't know like 80% of that shit
GhostValv: to be fair, there's so much
lamina5432: as an American never heard it either
Blakemcm: it does get pretty annoying just literally trying to keep up to date on that kinda stuff =(
MacbethSeemsSus: We can't track our own bad shit
Kramburger: America stop believing in american exceptionalism challenge
EvilBadman: Doubly so for slang from 60 years ago that hasn't been used anytime recently
xantos69: Yea, every country has their own racist stuff. You literally can't possibly know it.
Octonomicon: I don't know most of it and I am from America
teaspoonC: There are only so many single syllable words
vinewood_og: You wanna fight? Them's fightin' words!!!
TheMerricat: To be blunt Dink was a specific term used for the Viet Cong, it didn't get much use out of Vietnam vets.
FlyboyZeb: I thought you're our 51st though???
letsbelgo: hit us with some canadian racism then!
Makrosian_Tay: But that's not to say everyone has to have kids
Nickiatori: they also call kids sex trophys and crotch goblins its kinda weird
wishiwassleeping: they used that word a LOT in The Good Place…
NotCainNorAbel: I don't know that everyone in that subreddit operates like a joke
Naesiir: You already have a menagerie
ActualFactual: There is plenty of Canadian racism, and I'm sure as Albertans they have seen it in action
ghyllnox: "Dual Income Five Pets"
SymphonySolstice: fills the same gap for some people
Kramburger: Kids for sure aren't for everyone and that's okay
omdorastrix: For me, not having kids was not-exactly a non-choice..
lamina5432: just gonna say north american countries there's stuff you won't hear even from the same supposed culture
Nickiatori: R/Dogfree is worse
ButButTheJesus: dad of aminals
bv310: DIHF: Dual Income Hobby Farmer
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with a single income I can barely pay my bills
Manae: Remembering Mr and Mrs Dink from "Doug" and that's why Mr. Dink always had new and "very expensive" things
vinewood_og: GG
ButButTheJesus: ooh, congrats
goombalax: at the price of the NDP
protojman: same. i realized i just wanted the purpose of being able to pass on my knowledge.
ghyllnox: Good job btw
Blakemcm: Canada is America Junior, throwing stones and all that
Mr_Horrible: good gravy
Kramburger: Australia's first two PMs were part of an anti-asian immigration group
SymphonySolstice: more recent than that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Single Income Below Living Wage
Scy_Anide: Team Dual Income Copious Kittens.
Nickiatori: like 2019 i think
bv310: Should've just named themselves the Roughriders and really made the CFL confusing
betweenmyself: Ben just wants an entity that will occasionally slobber on his face and poop in an inopportune place
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scy_Anide Goals right here
rosesmcgee: You're welcome?
gamercat88: and then PP lost his seat too
EvilBadman: Dual Income, Love Frogs
itira: p much
TheMerricat: At least you _did_ change it.
lamina5432: go trumps idiocy then
Makrosian_Tay: He lost his own RIDING!
Nickiatori: just checked and the Elks changed there name in 2021
WiJohn: USA! USA! USA!
Mr_Horrible: turned Quebecois into Canadian Nationals for 1 night
superprdez: first time catching spoop boys live, but gotta go it's 4am here. Thanks for being awesome nerds
MacbethSeemsSus: By the way, Cameron owes everyone a back flip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Glad our mistake could help you avoid one
xantos69: I'm glad it worked out for you guys.
Kramburger: The conservative leader in Aus started trying to do the Trump and Dodge thing and has tanked their chances of wuinning this weekends election
frank_the_great: *Squidward looking sad out the window meme*
omdorastrix: Singh seems to be a real dude..
bv310: PP losing his seat has been amusing me all day
drcthulu: little PP couldn't even win his riding
superprdez: I was wriitng my bachelor thesis....
superprdez: category theory
gamercat88: i learned a lot about Canada elections interesting that its called ridings
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, anxiety is an absolute ass
superprdez: I am not done at all
teaspoonC: Sometimes I just can't sleep, so here I am
Naesiir: only on the best parchment
superprdez: it's hyper nerd math stuff
Mr_Horrible: it's on illuminated manuscript actually
RelwinEJ: @superprdez It's guessing what's going to be on the next Jeopardy episode
betweenmyself: it’s always nice when someone can learn from the US’s mistakes, even if we apparently have trouble doing so ourselves
gamercat88: had to pick the right Word Art for the title page
frank_the_great: Adam, no!
superprdez: the deadline is a construct only in your head
gualdhar: My bachelor's thesis: how to save money by not having kids
superprdez: time is a construct
EvilBadman: Adam, yea
Nickiatori: Why cant we slide down the ladder
Diabore: nah poe is stinky, play expedition 33
tehfewl: im no longer in the stay up till 4am age group, im in the wake up at 4am age group....
ButButTheJesus: @superprdez maths? can you divide by zero yet?
SymphonySolstice: the deadline is when you die
superprdez: @ButButTheJesus sure
Kramburger: Dude back in 2000 I submitted full assignments with word art covers and comic sans
SymphonySolstice: fuck it we ball
superprdez: who's gonna stop me?
Awfrigate: Purple invisible orks
gamercat88: paint it red
Mr_Horrible: oh god... my mom found some of my old-ass presentation triboards from elementary and middle school last week, different wordart section headers for days
betweenmyself:
people always give Comic Sans a hard time, but have you seen Comic *with* Serifs?
GasCityGaming: Purple orks are stealthy, know why? Ever seen a purple ork? Exactly!
GreyThey: So...speaking of word origins: "Deadline" originally referred to a line drawn on the ground in U.S. Civil War prisoner of war camps where they'd murder you for crossing it, primarily used in Confederate camps to kill Union soldiers who were prisoners.
Mr_Horrible: apocryphal? Perhaps. Hilarious? Definitely.
tehfewl: i thought the saying "Bang" thing was canon?
Nigouki: Looking for our decency
Blakemcm: it would be so easy...
ghyllnox: You're looking for a guy named Tommy
agentofsaruman69: holy shit is this the PAramount
EvilBadman: You picked up keys to the first floor, I believe
JosephDeath: I'm fairly sure this is is supposed to be the Paramount
EvilBadman: @agentofsaruman69 Kinda yeah
MacbethSeemsSus: Upsetting your girlfriend apparently
Kramburger: My favourite 40K meme was someone who decided the 40k meme subreddit needed more 'straight girl cringe' and started a series about going on dates with primarchs
superprdez: fr tho, let's nope has been a comfort show for many years now, thanks for the laughs even in tough times
omdorastrix: picked up some keys too
Mr_Horrible: waiting for Dina to sigh really conspicuously
SymphonySolstice: etymmology is fun, like how boycott was just the last name of a guy that fucking sucked
LathosTiran: all games should have a Dead Space style breadcrumb trail
saucemaster5000: I like these games, but the game part is the shit I have to get through to watch the movie
EvilBadman: The interior is styled like the Paramount but not a recreation
saucemaster5000: not my brakes!
SymphonySolstice: metaphorically
Mr_Horrible: he'll give them a stern talking to
superprdez: <333 ty
dumbo3k: Were there any locked doors downstairs? you did get a set of keys
Scy_Anide: They should make a TV series out of this.
rosesmcgee: They solved that problem, we just watch the show next week
Mr_Horrible: Adam interrupting the boiler room set
SymphonySolstice: "WHAT'S GOIN ON IN THERE"
ballesta25: Functor? I 'ardly knew 'er
agentofsaruman69: @EvilBadman I was just there a few months ago!
Mr_Horrible: "Winston! Stop bangin' on the damn furnace!"
superprdez: I agree, I will do it and it will be sick
ghyllnox: It says TLoU2 for me
superprdez: ok byeee
Mr_Horrible: wait the roottrees are dead??? *That's* spoilers! D:
omdorastrix: "The Pasta Bus 2"
saucemaster5000: "Keep the door open when a boy is over!"
Juliamon: What? I didn't do nothin
teaspoonC: Spoilers I don't think the Roottrees make it
Larkonus: Mods are MVPs.
itira:
Naesiir: Wow
SymphonySolstice: shh take credit
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon thanks anyway!
Juliamon: I don't think most of us even have that power
Mr_Horrible: blood'll never wash off, Ulmer
EvilBadman:
@agentofsaruman69 Me too
saucemaster5000: ben also drew shrek once
RatherLargeToad: I read it wrong and thought you were playing a game named “Pasta Bus 2”
Nickiatori: A Banjo!
SymphonySolstice: really digging out some bones there
itira: i need to know more
xantos69: Damn, got his ass.
ThirdGames: That was so damn funny
betweenmyself: we don’t talk about the shrek incident
teaspoonC: Ellie's gonna play guitar at Dina, that always fixes relationship problems
saucemaster5000: it was a genuine accident!
Mr_Horrible: but if it had, Adam could've reacted to it
Mr_Horrible: after his heel turn
Nickiatori: Wonderwall incoming
MacbethSeemsSus: Anyways here's.....
LostThePirate: It was very clear how mortified you were, it was very obvious it wasn't intentional
Mr_Horrible: Boooooo bring Miles Catton back out boooooooo
letsbelgo: "sorry your preggers jam"
BusTed: 😬
Stormgod519: sweet caroline!
Blakemcm: hit up that childfree reddit
lamina5432: adamgold?
The_Timo: good song
rosesmcgee: react streamer but it's just reacting to your coworkers in the same room as you stream
thatguysteve2709: Had same reaction ben
EvilBadman: He's reacting Ben, don't disrupt the master
Makrosian_Tay: @lamina5432 Don't you bring that curse i here
Mr_Horrible: Ellie like "hmm I wonder if my choice of song here is a metaphor..."
Nickiatori: Shimmer!
Makrosian_Tay: I love this bit
saucemaster5000: people are review bombing the show because of joel's death
frank_the_great: Who dat?
itira: now theres a silver fox
Mr_Horrible: Joel like "Damn, reaping kinda sucks huh"
gamercat88: oh damn this part
RatherLargeToad: It’s a jet ski!
LostThePirate: XD
Mr_Horrible:
vinewood_og: I'll get the mop
empyreon:
itira:
Mr_Horrible: steam whistle out the top of the head
ButButTheJesus: awoo?
Kramburger: 😍😍😍
BusTed: oops whoops
SymphonySolstice:
ghyllnox: L UL
NotCainNorAbel:
ButButTheJesus: Ben called it!
BusTed: remember how she couldn't swim
thatguysteve2709: Amazing gumbi emote
thatguysteve2709: Wait she can swim now
Mr_Horrible: "Shoulda held down-back, Ellie"
Cptasparagus: her smartphone!
dumbo3k: Oh right! First game she couldn't swim!
saucemaster5000: game boys are for people who can keep their balance
MacbethSeemsSus: What if the immunity washed off?
Blakemcm: it would be soooo hard to swim with all those clothes and backpack
Pharmacistjudge: wet socks
Kramburger: Wet socks ugh
letsbelgo: push him
far2muchsarcasm: Wet jeans. The worst
RatherLargeToad: ooo, dinner
itira: hell yeah
Makrosian_Tay:
Larkonus: Turnabout's fair play, Joel.
EvilBadman: Kratos just fucking shoots the deer
ghyllnox: No WAY a wild deer stayed there through all that yelling
LathosTiran: now everything is wet
Nickiatori: CANNON BALL
ButButTheJesus: me? pwnd
Mr_Horrible: "Please don't put it in the paper that I got mad"
Makrosian_Tay: His delivery of that line is SUCH dad energy. I love him
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so funny her trying to get him back
NotCainNorAbel: is this the water level?
EvilBadman: "This is not blood, it is victory wine"
thatguysteve2709: This sequence looks amazing
Pharmacistjudge: Joel has no clip?
saucemaster5000: damn joel I hope you get hit with a golf club
RatherLargeToad: It’s a set of golf clubs
LostThePirate: XD
SymphonySolstice: spittin
lamina5432: preach
niccus: is this conversation a metaphor
TheMerricat: Adam's BOI made me remember Dad of War... are they still going to make more of those?
Makrosian_Tay: Jesus
itira: thats a wild thing to say
Mr_Horrible: lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Hold this 9 iron Joel
Awfrigate: They have three years of flashbacks to say it
NotCainNorAbel: if she asked if here gift is a set of golf clubs
EvilBadman: @themerricat Uh yeah?
shamblingkrenshar: "Hey Ellie, you ever play the 2007 video game Bioshock?"
Mr_Horrible: "You ever see my favorite scene from the game Bioshock, Ellie?"
Mr_Horrible: dammit
MacbethSeemsSus: I've got a full set except a 5 iron
betweenmyself:
the secret is to really follow through on your swing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Done guessing for 2 seconds
agentofsaruman69: she guessed like 12 things ben
SymphonySolstice: DINO
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's rad
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible Highfive, its a good bit
letsbelgo: fuck yeah
BusTed: when dinosaurs ruled the earth
ButButTheJesus:
100 gen u wine dino saw!
Mr_Horrible: @shamblingkrenshar honored to share the brain cell
thatguysteve2709: That's awesome Ellie language
Larkonus: How is that notebook still usable?
SymphonySolstice: that book is soaked
TherapyforNarwhals: I thought it was a mini golf course
lamina5432: these things actually exists went to science museum last year that has one.
PorpoisesUnknown: Comes to life. Game becomes Turok instead
Mr_Horrible: you can *see* the bottom, Ellie
SnackPak_:
gamercat88: birthday
Pharmacistjudge: that is WAY to shallow
shamblingkrenshar: "Ellie breaks both her legs. Dies."
Blakemcm: break your ankle and it gets stuck under a rock
ButButTheJesus: WASTED
Mr_Horrible: okay that nose bridge pinch was good animation on Joel
saucemaster5000: holy shit THEY were the guys unde rthe helmets?
ghyllnox: DMCA, muted
dumbo3k: I am so glad you can do it again xD
ArtemisHuntress: eew wet jeans
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 significantly less French than I was led to believe
shushu2539: you should make a whole stream of Ellie jumping form the trex
Makrosian_Tay: I totally didn't know you could go again
Makrosian_Tay: This scene is very precious to me
PorpoisesUnknown: Joel: "That'll be 23.95 for entry please"
NotCainNorAbel: it's a book for dinosaurs?
agentofsaruman69: i think this is my favorite sequence in the game
Nickiatori: well he is from Texas
cutaos: im 41, i would get excited to go jump on a dino
deinonychus24: Oh, hey
Mr_Horrible: nobody lives in Wyoming
shamblingkrenshar: Nah there were fewer zombies and less overgrowth
MacbethSeemsSus: There's more creationism in the real world
Makrosian_Tay:
Joel quoting Jurassic Park as fact sends me
ButButTheJesus: spooky scary dino skeletons
teaspoonC: All twelve of them
goombalax: dinosaurs
SymphonySolstice: the dinosaurs
Mr_Horrible: it's like Alberta is for rats
shamblingkrenshar: The dinosaurs work there
ArtemisHuntress: Wyoming is a very pretty, very empty place
saucemaster5000: it's a very pretty state
Cptasparagus: the incredibly rich live in wyoming
RatherLargeToad: Wyoming is Italian for “No state here”
omdorastrix: The museum is to remind people of who USED to live there
LostThePirate: Mostly just billionaires and appocolypse preppers like Wyoming
omdorastrix: like dinosaurs
Mr_Horrible: good joke, Streamer
SymphonySolstice: Adam "Wyoming" Savidan
ArtemisHuntress: also very conservative
mulligan2six: This is actually how the museum looks right now.
ButButTheJesus: lil compys!
agentofsaruman69: compys didn't eat newman LOL
vinewood_og: Necromancer archeologist would be pretty awesome
goombalax: newman got eaten by the dilaphasaurus
saucemaster5000: conservative about pizza toppings
TheMandrew: that would be the Dilophosaurus
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's spitting
itira:
@saucemaster5000
Rootpotato: joel the Lost World hater
ArtemisHuntress: hey chat, what's your favorite dinosaur?
Nigouki: wow we really ripping on JP2 in-game?
xantos69: Joel has never been so right.
teaspoonC: The museums I've been to in Wyoming were way smaller than this. But they did discover a lot of dinos there
shamblingkrenshar: What if Joel and Ellie just live here? Its the apocalypse, nobody can tell them not to
ArtemisHuntress: I like pterosaurs, but they're not technically dinosaurs
goombalax: the 3rd movie
betweenmyself: @artemishuntress ankylosaurus, hands down
goombalax: it wasn't a parody
RatherLargeToad: My Girl
NotCainNorAbel: Current population of wyoming: 590,00 Vancouver Island Population: 865,000
PhuzNutz: Wyoming has one of the best Black Metal festivals around, Fire in the Mountains
ArtemisHuntress: Diplodocus is also cool
saucemaster5000: yeah a kid does get eaten by compies i the 3rd one
TherapyforNarwhals: my gf gets sad thinking about the dinosaurs dying
GasCityGaming: was a leslie nielson movie i think
teaspoonC: @artemishuntress triceratops! It was discovered here in Colorado iirc
Makrosian_Tay: Yeah that's the opning of Jrassic park 2 I think
Mr_Horrible: @ArtemisHuntress probably a anky or a pachy, I think
goombalax: wait no thats the beginning of the second one yeah
EvilBadman: Or Wrongfully Accused
Mr_Horrible: maybe Stegosaurus for the Far Side fact
saucemaster5000: look at the 5'11" apex predator
SymphonySolstice: Apex Legends maybe
ArtemisHuntress: @teaspoonC triceratops is so cool! I've seen the original skeleton in the Smithsonian. (they should give it back to colorado!)
itira: LOLOL
Awfrigate: Ignore the short legs, focus on my big teeth!
Blakemcm: i got my thumbs to feed my tums
Dog_of_Myth: Thagomizer
RatherLargeToad: Ape, Ex Predator
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
itsr67: looool
SnackPak_: damnnn
EvilBadman: All right Randall Keith Orton
goombalax: SHORT KING SHORT KING
xantos69: I'd bet anything Sauce is like 4'9".
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible: apex pwedatow :3c
lamina5432: chickens were dinosaurs
ArtemisHuntress: @ArtemisHuntress wait, not it's not triceratops, it's STEGGO
ButButTheJesus: chmkn nuggems
TherapyforNarwhals: closest to a giraffe
niccus: are dinosaur nuggets a mockery of chicken heritage
deinonychus24: I wonder what dinosaur I would be
Mr_Horrible: GOTTEM
itira: its basically a giraffe
Kramburger: Ben and Adam are the Keanu and mini Keanu meme
vinewood_og: Fetch the king's hunny mussy
saucemaster5000: brachiosauruses are based
agentofsaruman69: misquoting jurassic park is so fucking funny lmao
NotCainNorAbel: Adam eating the office plants
lamina5432: second time today do you know the size of a brachiosaurus
Mr_Horrible: Brachies on that chicken and broccoli life
teaspoonC: Partner gets me a lot of dinosaur stuff because she works at the museum :3
LathosTiran: fear my hat
betweenmyself: WOOO! Ankylosaurus squaring off!
DoomBringerIL: don't dinosuars have feathers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @teaspoonC I think Bighorn Basin is there? and there's also just a huge amount of isolated fossil sites. I bet that this museum is actually the Dinosaur Center
NotCainNorAbel: booooo
Mr_Horrible: maybe put that one back in the oven, Ellie
ArtemisHuntress: pachycephalasaurus is also cool. Most fun to say.
rosesmcgee: She's reinventing memes in real time
Mr_Horrible: "Get the fuck away from me with that hat"
ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself Anky was my favorite!
Mr_Horrible: Pachy let's goooo
shamblingkrenshar: I like the ankylosaurus for its clublike tail composed of several large osteoderms
DoomBringerIL: can u put it the hat on the dino?
saucemaster5000: @xantos69 (I'm 5'!0")
betweenmyself: @butbutthejesus and rightfully so
ButButTheJesus: @shamblingkrenshar same
teaspoonC: @thefluffiestguineapig ye lots of sites for sure but those fossils often get processed elsewhere (Denver has a lot of em)
itira: YESSS
ArtemisHuntress: HAT
Dog_of_Myth:
Makrosian_Tay: Nice shot joel!
Nickiatori: The LA kings brought back the harmonica granniea again!
PorpoisesUnknown: Frank Son-bronta
Mr_Horrible: "Fly me to the mooooon..."
Nickiatori: grannies*
frank_the_great:
Hat
saucemaster5000: "you make me feel so young"
shushu2539: Sinnatric Park
DoomBringerIL: hat the dino
Thefluffiestguineapig: @teaspoonC Considering how long it takes not surprising. Storing boulders contained in plaster takes a lot of space
The_Timo: Love this area
xantos69: @saucemaster5000 Oh snap! My bad bro
Blakemcm: it is a southpark bit
Cptasparagus: okay so whos going to write the spec script for Sinatrasaurus
MacbethSeemsSus: intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
Mr_Horrible: damn, now I'm *really* thinking about booting Peripeteia demo back up
ButButTheJesus:
nicolebarbaraann: @loadingreadyrun adam are you winning
saucemaster5000: they are all for the olds now
nicolebarbaraann: Yuh
shamblingkrenshar: South Park did the Simpsons Did It bit, so you can get meta with it.
nicolebarbaraann: Oh so you're losing
nicolebarbaraann: Yes peez
ButButTheJesus:
@nicolebarbaraann
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
teaspoonC:
@thefluffiestguineapig there's an exhibit in Denver right now where they have a workroom set up so that you can watch them dig out a rare juvenile T rex statue
nicolebarbaraann: *insert Eric Andre meme*
SnackPak_: o7 bike
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vinewood_og:
itira:
Blakemcm: Homie aint beating the allegations
niccus: adam is definitely winning.
Mr_Horrible: Apex Passenger Princess
Dog_of_Myth:
Makrosian_Tay:
dumbo3k: Nicole is the Apex Predator
ButButTheJesus:
niccus: adam is like 7-3 tonight
ArtemisHuntress: @teaspoonC ooh really? I should go see it. Love when they have cool stuff at that lab
thatguysteve2709: The comeback of an apex predator
EvilBadman: W take streamer
ActualFactual: I'm just gonna start referring to Ben as Nicole's boyfriend.
SnackPak_: blat blat
ButButTheJesus: there ARE predators out there!
Astramentha: hostile work environment
adept_nekomancer: Predators... like seagulls?
letsbelgo: the peacocks will get him
rosesmcgee: Top of the food chain
LostThePirate:
Not everyone can befriend the cougars
Kramburger: I bet Ben gets Nicole to tell the counter if they forgot the sauce in his nuggies
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xantos69: Adam, what is the best place in Victoria to eat?
rosesmcgee: Sweat
teaspoonC: @artemishuntress it's a whole new exhibit made specifically for that find, in this case
itira: the timing
Dog_of_Myth: worth it
Makrosian_Tay: Yay!
SymphonySolstice: hiiii
ButButTheJesus: hi Nicole!
ArtemisHuntress: @teaspoonC oh man. I gotta check that out
Blakemcm: thumbs and a desire to recognize patterns
GasCityGaming: #TeamNicole
NightValien28: #teamnicole
ButButTheJesus: #TeamNicole
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MrSarkhan: #TeamNicole
dumbo3k: #TeamNicole!
ButButTheJesus: entertain us!
betweenmyself:
RABBLERABBLE 
RelwinEJ: Do funnies for internet
frank_the_great: So this is how Adam gets ousted
Cptasparagus: Lets Nicolpe
Makrosian_Tay: God I hope they watch this part
shamblingkrenshar: Its true, these episodes usually start with a half hour podcast
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
SymphonySolstice:
saucemaster5000: LMAO
ButButTheJesus: HOLY SHIT
MrSarkhan: Get his ass!
LostThePirate: Thrown under the bus!
MacbethSeemsSus:
a_god_selfmade: apex predator, btw
ghyllnox: Like goading the ghosts
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
Naesiir: I hear that Nicole+Adam have powerful gremlin energy
ButButTheJesus: HALP. DYING
Mr_Horrible: it's really cool seeing Ben die on camera multiple times tonight
EvilBadman: W
trebuchetboy: HOLY BASED
The_Timo: Bus
The_Timo: ben
vinewood_og: Apex predator board games
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben "apex predator" Ulmer
itira:
oh my godd
PorpoisesUnknown: Adam is the special guest referee
Kramburger: Pick a side Adam
teaspoonC: Get some hits in Adam
adept_nekomancer: Pretty sure Gus is the apex predator in this situation
Makrosian_Tay: You need a helmet Ben
ArtemisHuntress: go pick a helmet
shushu2539: Adam doesn't look so tall now
Cptasparagus: Remy's side
betweenmyself:
go get ya a helmet. 
a_god_selfmade: this is why you can never let your partner be friends with your friends-- they'll team up against you
Makrosian_Tay: My-side-your-side-my-side-your-side
dumbo3k: Helmet
omdorastrix: You need a helmet
Makrosian_Tay: Helmet
Blakemcm: space suit
ThirdGames: He said you need a helmet
agentofsaruman69: he said you need a helmet
PorpoisesUnknown: I hate that face lmfao
omdorastrix: to go to space
ArtemisHuntress: get a helmet
frank_the_great: That damn smile
Mr_Horrible: "Now... I'll finally be rid of her"
whitebadgerwolf88:
I love Ben's high pitched defensive voice
saucemaster5000: the rocket takes off
Kramburger: If she'd kept the helmet on, maybe Dina wouldn't be pregnant now
ButButTheJesus:
betweenmyself: smells like cinnamon, supposedly
ButButTheJesus:
@Kramburger
shushu2539: "santa isn't real"
PorpoisesUnknown: "Not actual space...LAME!" - nicole (probably)
Mr_Horrible: Joel's imagination is stronger
Mr_Horrible: doesn't need one
rosesmcgee: my immersion
omdorastrix: Dad privelege
NotCainNorAbel: and which one of them ends up odead?
Makrosian_Tay: You're missing one of the best scenes of the game
shamblingkrenshar: Joel is a Viera, he can't wear hats?
SymphonySolstice: a casetted tape
TherapyforNarwhals: definitely destroyed from the water
Blakemcm: its the cassette tape from guardians of the galaxy
Kramburger: Diversity win!
ThirdGames: Does that thing still work after we jumped into like three rivers?
LathosTiran: the walkman that we dunked in the lake twice
Mr_Horrible: Ellie no, the decompression!
Kramburger: Dark side of the moon?
shamblingkrenshar: Eli no! Don't take off your helmet in space! Haven't you seen that episode of The Magic School Bus?
ButButTheJesus: its cute
rosesmcgee: It's an adam sandler comedy tape
Mr_Horrible: I fear it will likely be cute
saucemaster5000: it's the challenger exploding
Kramburger: SAUCE
ButButTheJesus: imagination go brrrrrrr
teaspoonC: Wow recording of the Apollo 1 fire is a bold choice
Dog_of_Myth: SAUCE
protojman: this is too cute
Mr_Horrible: all of a sudden it turns into Kerbal
NotCainNorAbel: wish I was still a kid
rosesmcgee:
@saucemaster5000
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 gdi I giggled
itira: @saucemaster5000 jesus
PorpoisesUnknown: Dead Space intensifies
adept_nekomancer: @Mr_Horrible More struts will fix it. Or more boosters.
Makrosian_Tay: I love this scene
SnackPak_: oofa
lamina5432: 21
MacbethSeemsSus: Portal orb: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
Dog_of_Myth:
Kramburger: Look at Ben, doesn't eat veggies, only wants nuggets
omdorastrix: Growing old is required, Growing up is optional.
Blakemcm: he is in the prime of his life
SymphonySolstice: the matt wiggins approach: always 29
Mr_Horrible: actual lol
Kramburger: Dig up, Nicole
shushu2539: the youngest silver fox
TherapyforNarwhals: three seasons
TherapyforNarwhals: the second game is split
Blakemcm: didnt stop game of thrones
Blakemcm: should have
dumbo3k: Maybe the show will announce Last of Us 3
saucemaster5000: Ido!
Kramburger: Six seasons and a movie
goombalax: 6 flags
MacbethSeemsSus: That's Six Flags
vinewood_og: I heard game 2 is 2 seasons, so yeah 3
drcthulu: beat me too Kramburger
EvilBadman: There is an obvious split of this game for the third season
drcthulu: to it*
NotCainNorAbel: so after this very heartfelt section how much is this game going to fuck us over?
Mr_Horrible: see, your joke on that bit is the funnier version that will live in my head forever, Adam
SymphonySolstice: DO A FLIP
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
agentofsaruman69: if that cassette tape wasn't ruined earlier, it sure is now
Kramburger: Do NOT do a flip into water with debris
PorpoisesUnknown: Joel "The Barracuda"
Mr_Horrible: Joel starred in Subnautica
Naesiir: "Look it's MY birthday, and I want us both to get brain amoebas!"
bv310: That was not a great splash Joel, get back up there and do it again
Mr_Horrible: you just don't hear about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Often dragging her
Dog_of_Myth:
Kramburger: Ellie's trapped in silver
Mr_Horrible: just learn one anti-air, Ellie
Makrosian_Tay: It's not much longer
dumbo3k: 5 minutes
Kramburger: Just quicksave with alt+F4
EvilBadman: @kramburger She keeps picking DPS
Dog_of_Myth: Bison
Mr_Horrible: I've never steered you wrong
goombalax: and when its done you know theres another long cutscene
Mr_Horrible: except for all the times I did
Diabore: "not much longer, only 30 minutes, 40 max"
Mr_Horrible: but those don't count
Makrosian_Tay: Chat, am I wrong? It's short right? I was wrong last time
betweenmyself: somewhere between 5 minutes and 5 hours, who’s to say?
NotCainNorAbel: Canadian puppy
PorpoisesUnknown: the wolves are who i'm worried about in that senario Ellie
EvilBadman: I think this flashback is almost over, but memory is anliar
Dog_of_Myth: Hootie
Kramburger: You killed for the owls?
Scy_Anide: A moososaurus
SymphonySolstice: it's taxidermied ellie
Mr_Horrible: if you die in the flashback the colonel tells you you created a time paradox
Kramburger: Oh is this the scene where Joel gets crucified and dies like jesus
SymphonySolstice: Big Pig
dumbo3k: jesus that scared me
Mr_Horrible: 30 to 50 of them
MacbethSeemsSus: Mr Big Pig
teaspoonC: If you die in the flashback do you die in real life
ActualFactual: Apex by the way
zeathean: jump scare
ButButTheJesus: "aaaare ya achin'?"
frank_the_great: Hog riiiider!
shushu2539: a playful boar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boars are terrifying
saucemaster5000: Damn she's hogging the spotlight
adept_nekomancer: The other 29-49 are around here somewhere.
ButButTheJesus: "fooor some bacon"
Kramburger: Lee-ares?
Mr_Horrible: "Liar Cat was here"
Nickiatori: 30-50 feral hogs
shamblingkrenshar: The pig from Dad of Boy
Kramburger: It's uppigs
Makrosian_Tay: He just kept lying, really
dumbo3k: Well, the beginning of the game had him telling tommy, and Tommy saying take it to your grave
Makrosian_Tay: Now's a good time to quit
NotCainNorAbel:
500
LathosTiran: we made day 2 at GP Seattle?
frank_the_great: Lie until you die, just like pop used to say
xantos69:
50 Bits!
NightValien28: don't you be mean to nicole
rosesmcgee: Adam, Nicole outranks you
NightValien28: let nicole do it
ButButTheJesus: #teamNicole
Mr_Horrible: you two provably cannot "just work"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't be mean to Nicole!
lamina5432: gnight
Blakemcm: dongle the bongle
NotCainNorAbel: not the store
MacbethSeemsSus: Do a barrel roll?
SymphonySolstice: thanks adam and nicole's boyfriend
SnackPak_: *cough* youtube
itira: LOL
agentofsaruman69: nailed it
Mr_Horrible:
I hear that every week on this stream, though
ButButTheJesus: dongle a bongle
omdorastrix: *cough* store (closed) *cough*
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
saucemaster5000: apex boyfriend
bv310: The most complex throuple
SymphonySolstice: I gotchu
Mr_Horrible: the part of Joel being played by Ben tonight
itira: uh ohhh
Kramburger: Too late
rosesmcgee: Imagine the cuddles tho
RatherLargeToad:
Never gone
lamina5432: too late already burned
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's discomfort can be felt in the US
Mr_Horrible: sandwich art
EvilBadman: James and Cameron are making stamps
ButButTheJesus: no I want a pepper bar
ButButTheJesus: they changed it
Juliamon: trio trio trio
lamina5432: it’s from the root people
teaspoonC: ARCS campaign mode?
ButButTheJesus:
SymphonySolstice: ROOT but now space
RatherLargeToad: doing decals
Cptasparagus: well James is his brother so
NotCainNorAbel: This is the classic LRR positivity streaming
Kramburger: FUCKING LYNN
Makrosian_Tay: Nicole is the smartest of us all
SymphonySolstice: Paul will remember this
Naesiir: Clip it! It'll be Adam's first drama reaction for his new channel
lamina5432: gotta put the bois up on the break room tv
rosesmcgee: Only Paul gets to do coke at work
ThorSokar: he ALSO implied he was already doing cocaine
teaspoonC:
The streams would be over so much faster
xantos69: Love the non-committal "eeeeh".
Mr_Horrible: starting 15 small business in one night
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee He needs it to keep up with all the stuff everyone else breaks in tech
Stormgod519: You and Nelly are crankin it?
Mr_Horrible: real Game Store Commander hours
EvilBadman: The decadent format
SymphonySolstice: time for ghost gf again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicole did you bring Remy today?
rosesmcgee: Bike is on Ben in this case
ButButTheJesus: ahn yer bike
Aidankatz7: who is the person in the back of the room?
lamina5432: load the bike then walk home
vinewood_og: Apex Passenger
Kramburger: Ben sits on the handlebars
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Mr_Horrible: sure is
BusTed: love the samus games
LathosTiran:
zebeth supremacy
SnackPak_:
Mr_Horrible: oh that aligned perfectly
itira: LOL
SymphonySolstice: dabits
BusTed: denied
Mr_Horrible: EXPOSED
Mr_Horrible: CAUGHT
Mr_Horrible:
Dog_of_Myth: Love ya all
xantos69: Thanks for the stream!
EvilBadman: Trap speung
rosesmcgee: Squatter's rights
MacbethSeemsSus: And he would've gotten away with it too!
Mr_Horrible: I'm at home, and I can stay here
Stormgod519: make me adam
LathosTiran: chat is always here
Stormgod519: Bet
betweenmyself:
xantos69: Well now what I am doing in about 5 min.
Mr_Horrible: you won't do shit, coward
SnackPak_: we we're here first
NotCainNorAbel: everyone to Adam's twitch chat
Stormgod519: gnight
Makrosian_Tay: Byeeeeee
ButButTheJesus: byeee
Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream
rosesmcgee: Alright, I'll be in twitch dot tv slash seabats until morning
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, gang
Stormgod519: oh god
NimrodXIV: aww
Kramburger: Talk shit about chat now Nicole
Stormgod519: they are
Dog_of_Myth: hahahhah
lamina5432: to the seachat
MrSarkhan:
vinewood_og: Damn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn
Stormgod519: wwwwwwwwwwwwwelp
BusTed:
betweenmyself:
…….. no
itira: oop
Stormgod519: aight, gnight everyone
itira: goodnight everyone!
serramarkov: G'night, all!
rosesmcgee: night!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Great stream, good chats
ButButTheJesus: gnifht
ghyllnox: Thanks for the stream o/
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Foxmar320:
Stormgod519: welcome raiders!
ProcyonFlynn:
Stormgod519: Nicole stopped by
Foxmar320: Just in... time...
Stormgod519: look, a Wizard is always on time
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is anyone ever off time?
dumbo3k: Uh oh Foxmar, Adam threatened to ban anyone who chatted after stream ended
Stormgod519: welp, we're all banned then
dumbo3k: o7
MrSarkhan: O7
Foxmar320:
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