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Sorator13: Looks like yes!
Sorator13: Was about to say there's been no announcement that there won't be
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Mazrae: Hello everyone how goes things
Foxmar320: Hello hello
Diabore: we doing regular tarky or alchemy tarky?
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen!
bytecaster: Why is everything like this indeed
Foxmar320: All great questions
constablecrab: Why Is Everything Like This: The 2025 Experience.
hiFunko: Come in Kathleen, your landing gear is down
ContingentCat: blame James?
constablecrab: Magic now. Gathering soon.
djalternative: Hey Kathleen, after doing a bunch of work over the past two months, my mentors said I was ready to start my journey to join the IATSE union. I took the first steps earlier today!!!!
Sorator13: @djalternative awesome!!
chaos_blast_exe: @djalternative We Love Unions!!
bytecaster: @djalternative nice
ContingentCat:
lightfut: Should we play Tijuana taxi instead?
GirlPainting: goth evening
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ContingentCat: @djalternative yaaay union
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GirlPainting: how about some historic?
GirlPainting: build a deck, beat some noobs ^^
pleonasticTautology: hi kathleen!
hiFunko: Draft is more suspenseful, sealed is more of a cardkakke
GirlPainting: its my main field to play
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Sorator13:
@hiFunko please never type that again 
bytecaster: No refreshies only questies
GirlPainting: i can play with all my crds and have fun
Chrysoprase: Draft prechoose a clan.
Flyingdelorion: I kinda like the historic idea but well...
RayFK: Can I ban Funko?
bytecaster: @RayFK Yes
djalternative: a timeout at least
bytecaster: Morally
hiFunko: Why are you all booing you know I'm right
GirlPainting: well, historic is just like modern or standard
Sorator13: @hiFunko you are right and that's why we're booing
RayFK: god damnit
pleonasticTautology: kathleen!
Sorator13: KATHLEEN
autumnalOC: @GirlPainting except alchemy cards, which is big
EvilBadman: @hiFunko I was aying...dammit
chaos_blast_exe: Its been a while since ive seen a LRRMTG stream live but ive been watching old Gladiator vods, EDSC eps and TTC/N100 podcasts. So im hype
RayFK: No but I can rescind things
autumnalOC:
if you couldn't make it work in paper, it's alchemy 
RatherLargeToad: Albert Chemy
bytecaster: It's always that darn last seat
GirlPainting: alchemy cards often work with mechanics like perpetual car changes in all zones
Coogrr: Voice of victory is messed up
GirlPainting: card
Chrysoprase: voice
autumnalOC: voice has put in so much work for me off the mobilize 2 on a 2 drop
djalternative: I mean you could do timeless which is any paper card released on arena but we don't typically do constructed here
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hiFunko: Voice of Victory is just great yeah
bytecaster: Mobilize 2 even
hiFunko: Red/White is so gas in this set
Sorator13: !card voice of vict
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
autumnalOC: i really enjoy black/white splash red, but im just an aristocrats sucker
Sorator13: Oh, yeah, that seems great
Chrysoprase: butcher is very good
hiFunko: Dragonstorm is way more open yeah
Sorator13: Dragonstorm seems lovely
Sorator13:
You did indeed
RatherLargeToad: Limited has kind of been “solved” by this point. Best decks are either Boros or 5 color dragon stuff
linguini17: take the swamp
chaos_blast_exe: !card one with nothing
LRRbot: One with Nothing [B] | Instant | Discard your hand.
lightfut: Lol I just watched that edsc
Cptasparagus: Marge Bivouac
EvilBadman: @linguini17 You're on your alt, hosk
Flyingdelorion: I always go 5 color, but that could explain why I had never morte than 4 wins soooooo....
lightfut: Duel of the fates, ho!
Flyingdelorion: *more
GirlPainting: i can´t help with draft...i am a total noob and a cheap pesant with no money for drafting
Chrysoprase: stormsinger
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kristian_fischer: But what if dwagon?
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djalternative: If we find Breeching Dragonstorm, it's been doing nuts stuff in standard
autumnalOC: i'm kinda meh on skyrider, but does go perfeclty with first 2 picks
hiFunko: oh yeah that card is amazing with mobilise
Flyingdelorion: Storm Artist?
EvilBadman: Hardened is good
hiFunko: Hardened tactician is free cards with mobilise yeah
djalternative: The tactitian is good
RatherLargeToad: I’d go monument
Sorator13: Tactician seems excellent here
chaos_blast_exe: Skyrider is a new addition to the "Creature is the rider, not the mount" Club
hiFunko: We're getting lots of key pieces really quickly
bytecaster: Turn your tiny temporary men into cards!
autumnalOC: i'm tactician there all the way
hiFunko: Boulderborn will wheel a lot
couchboyj: Boulderborn is good in exactly the dragon deck
djalternative: knockout maneuver? that'd maybe be my pick
Flyingdelorion: No that's my nickname for Venerated Stormsinger! Sorry for the confusion!
EvilBadman: @djalternative We are not green
autumnalOC: that was a dif maneuver xD
kristian_fischer:
You made the dragons work in the last EDSC after all.
hiFunko: The mardu removal too
djalternative: @EvilBadman we were only 4 picks in and not comitted to a clan yet
Chrysoprase: vangaurd is really good....
hiFunko: Yeah I don't hate grabbing vanguard just in case our pack 2 is spicy with green
hiFunko: green seems super open
djalternative: I like turtle store but mostly because it's a turtle store
GirlPainting: i think we are getting cut on mardu
bytecaster: They are all good dogs though
Spades_Slicc: You could play some fucked up 3 color combo like WRG
Mal2mad: Abzan swerve?
Sorator13: Abzan mode seems quite good
hiFunko: We could slide into abzan easily too
Jethrain: A veritable river of meringue
Coogrr: Blade making things immune to most removal has been super messed up against me
Bruceski: Hundred-battle veteran looks stronger than it is, three different kinds of counters is doable, but you're mostly seeing +1
EOstby: !clip
EvilBadman: lol the defeat just as we move out
kristian_fischer: Sagu Pummeler - Does What It Says On The Card (It Pummels)
Chrysoprase: second voice
GirlPainting: victory is OURS
kristian_fischer: I do like Voice of Victory. It's a good Aristocrats option.
pleonasticTautology: evolving wilds?
Sorator13: we're going to be voicing so much victory
Mal2mad: take the land?
Chrysoprase: knockout or exhale
GirlPainting: land
hiFunko: Knockout I think?
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hiFunko: We only have 1 dragon so far right for the dragonstorm enchant?
hiFunko: oh zero right
Mal2mad: Dragon
ContingentCat: dragon
Flyingdelorion: dragoon!
djalternative: if we have no dragons, is the single dragonstorm effect good?
GirlPainting: the dragons are quite smal in this format, so a big beafy reach crature is always goos
hiFunko: Bearer of Glory is just good
djalternative: worthy cost is maybe the pick
Coogrr: That dragon storm doesn't need any dragons to be playable
Chrysoprase: kin tree
djalternative: @Coogrr cool. I just don't know the white one well enough
pleonasticTautology: got some flexibility
GirlPainting: they fly now?
GirlPainting: green dagron
Flyingdelorion: Splash for Eshki?
Jethrain: Sagu seems good
hiFunko: I think it's either Sage or Sagu
EvilBadman: We got bomb rares, no guilt for passing Eshki
Sorator13: yeah, that rare is not for us
djalternative: we're definitely not too late for that
Mal2mad: exhale
Flyingdelorion: I think youare right! I was just wondering.
bytecaster: Unless Serge is excited about it because it is a lands card, then it's not good in draft
djalternative: I'd pick up the exhale here. most of the exhales are pretty dang good
GirlPainting: don´t fall for the shiny!
bytecaster: @GirlPainting But it's so shiny!
GirlPainting: NO!
GirlPainting: bad bytecaster
Mal2mad: also, removal
bytecaster:
But, shiny 
GirlPainting: *water sprey bottle *
GreatGodOm: Is Kathleen flying solo today?
Mal2mad: another fix land, too
GirlPainting: bytecaster you know better then to pivit to blue in pack 3
Mal2mad: AND another fix land!
Sorator13: @GreatGodOm G will be joining shortly
Mal2mad: Maneuver
bytecaster: @GirlPainting You don't understand, this time I can make five color pile work, this time is different!
patbaer: live by the wheel, die by the wheel
Mal2mad: Also, there were no more apes
GirlPainting: bytecaster with what mana base? you havn´t picked up ANY colour fixing!
GreatGodOm: Doesn't look like we got there with the dragonstorm..
bytecaster: @GirlPainting Okay, next time I'll just pick duals first pack so I am prepared for everything!
GirlPainting: *facepalm*
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Sorator13: I have mixed feelings about the Boulderborn dragon, especially without the Dragonstorm
Jethrain: Do you keep mardu monument if you dropped your only other red card?
GirlPainting: mono dece and 5 colour good stuff only works in constructed! you know that bytecaster
chaos_blast_exe: Do you have any recs for/opinons on recent music releases?
bytecaster:
@GirlPainting Okay, fine
Mal2mad: Maybe curve is low enough for 42 cards?
ofstrife: 1/3 deathtouch seems awesome against morph. oh, wrong tarkir set
chaos_blast_exe: Didn't know you we still doing brave new faves. nice
chaos_blast_exe: *were
GirlPainting: ew, rotten cards
sporkraptor: mirror match XD
GirlPainting: knock em out
GirlPainting: lets race them
bytecaster: I'd attack
brainbosh: They have the pump but I dont' think it matters here
TehAmelie: how are the magical cards?
Sorator13: @TehAmelie delicious!
TehAmelie: siege rhino vs our old friend the flying hippo, seems pretty even
TheWooglie: dragon fire?
TheWooglie: on that's red
Sorator13: Not quite dead
brainbosh: If the remember to pump you die
Mr_Horrible: attacking removes an attacker, same as blocking
bytecaster: They remembered, darn
Sorator13: ah right. oof.
A_Dub888: !card not quite dead
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sorator13: close!
GirlPainting:
GirlPainting: sometimes you can do everything right and still loose
brainbosh: I mean misplay implies you had a way to win from those draws and knowledge lol
kalvaaja: instant removal of the enchantment to get a surprise blocker may have been a line
TehAmelie: ooh, they got an angry pet rock
Sorator13: nice!
Mal2mad: time to make a 4/4?
houssem037: man i still can't believe grandpa died 2 weeks ago i just feel he is still here
Sorator13: Using that trick there is actually pretty good for us, I think
brainbosh: At least they are stuck on 3 lands
GirlPainting: they are quite removal heavy it seemeth
TehAmelie: the promised land!
GirlPainting: insert gary oldman meme "EVERYONE!"
Sorator13: Might've been better to play the voice pre-combat specifically to put tokens on it
Jethrain: @Sorator13 it has to be attacking to get the counter
GirlPainting: suprise skoop
GirlPainting: interresting
Sorator13: @Jethrain Not from the enchantment; from the creature that died
A_Dub888: Scooprise
TehAmelie: i think they scoped they were pretty scooped
ofstrife: I think they knew they were on the back foot, but it wasn't a super obvious scoop
djalternative: well, if you'd played it before combat, the other text on voice would've prevented them from killing mid combat
Mazrae: Boopa scoopa
Sorator13: @djalternative They killed it by blocking, not with a spell
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GirlPainting: i hate it when the oponent is starting a game and then is afk
djalternative: @Sorator13 I have no idea why I thought otherwise. I clearly watched it die
GirlPainting: afk farming bots
Flyingdelorion: You always look good Kathleen
TheMerricat:
You seem a lot warmer than I remember but that might just be placebo effect. 
Sorator13: @djalternative look, memory is hard
pleonasticTautology: i watched the vod of that and it was incredibly funny and good
djalternative: Whenever I hear face cream, I think oreo cream for some reason
pleonasticTautology:
!
sporkraptor: awesome XD
Bruceski: It was a weird energy, but the fun sort of weird.
pleonasticTautology: hell yes
TheMerricat: So real talk, how many people were actually in person for that 'preshow' presentation they were giving?
djalternative: I assume it'll go up after it's finished
GirlPainting: Hey Kathleen, what is the status of "the Panalysts"
TehAmelie: feels good when you don't just win on WO right
Sorator13: Opponent suddenly remembered they had lasagna that they had to take out of the oven
Sorator13: Graham! Hello!
djalternative: Graham, did you bring enough snacks for the class?
TehAmelie: ohaio
TheWooglie: Hi
GirlPainting: Hi G
AdamLavadan: Hi Graham o/
pleonasticTautology: hi graham!
Bruceski: Bear of Glory
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm in the chat room.
bytecaster: Hi Graham
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham
TehAmelie: i think this oppo waited as long as possible for their first move so Graham could join
DAC169:
hi Graham! 
A_Dub888: what about this CHAT room?
CaptainSpam: Someone mentioned the Bear of Glory, and Graham appears!
bytecaster: Chat craves snacks!
ludusprime: i demand canadian snacks. no tariff please
djalternative: wait. did graham actually bring snack?
Mal2mad: Also, the dragon draws you a card
AdamLavadan: We don't acknowledge tariffs around these parts
bytecaster: We take our sausage taxonomy seriously here!
TehAmelie: i just watched that Mail Time, so many fine snacks
AdamLavadan: Chip asmr
gsyhiap:
TehAmelie: especially if one likes garlic green beans
A_Dub888: @bytecaster I thought this was a family stream
CaptainSpam: So many garlic green peas.
BlindRift98: give us that cronch in
Sorator13: 2/4 blocks the 3/3?
TehAmelie: right, peas
Flyingdelorion: Boros be Borosing...
GirlPainting: Graham Kathleen, whats your favorite evergreen mechanic on a creature? Haste? tranmple?, rample? Horsemenship, Regenerate?
djalternative: Hey Graham. Good news, I might be in my local IATSE by the end of the year. Just started the process today
Robot_Bones: Never been
Mal2mad: Coordinated maneuver?
Mal2mad: YES
Sorator13: @djalternative nice!
Sorator13: Anything with flying seems good here?
Mal2mad: also, surveil
Robot_Bones: The BOULDER is now a Dragon
TehAmelie: economanacs is imporant
GreatGodOm: Graham, I heard that you are in fact, an automaton being piloted by a colony of fire-ants. How do you respond to this accusation that I just made up?
gualdhar: I see Tarkir has invented the Mukbang Stream
A_Dub888: Question about the Reputable Merchant: Where's the tortoise's fleshy bits? looks like most space is taken up by merchandise
Robot_Bones: The fire ants are being piloted by Gibb
TehAmelie: dragon wrestling!
Bruceski: That was an "I hope they're tired of playing" attack, or they misclicked or something
BusTed:
djalternative: @GreatGodOm hey hey hey. hold on there bucko. I have an entire real fake newspaper that can back you up and publish your report
DAC169:
TehAmelie: they did seem half absent that whole time
TheMerricat: So chat, I just picked up magic last week, what are the reasons for not casting the creature until after you attack?
TehAmelie: spent more time waiting on the first turn than the rest of the game i think
Sorator13: @TheMerricat In general, no reason to give your opponent information any sooner than you have to
Sorator13: also sometimes you have other spells that you may want to cast during combat instead
Bruceski: @TheMerricat If you have combat tricks, or want to make them think you have combat tricks.
TheMerricat: it does
AdamLavadan: Or holding up mana for combat tricks
GreatGodOm: @djalternative Finally! Someone who appreciates the gravity of my incredibly real nonsense.
bytecaster: Or just holding up mana to bluff
GirlPainting: Bon Apetit @Graham
djalternative: until your mana is spent, it's always a threat
drewm1022: Giving opponent imperfect information vs perfect information.
EOstby: Open mana is the second most dangerous thing in Magic, coming directly behind "what's happening on the board right now."
Bruceski: Generally you only want to do stuff before attacking that affects the attacks.
Robot_Bones: Oh Hallo Merk!
Bruceski: It's something I've found most inexperienced players (including myself) do by reflex. Do everything we can in main 1, and then only move to combat after we run out.
djalternative: okay. Hosts and chat, what's your favorite international snack? (can you tell I'm hungry?)
AdamLavadan: What's the coffee of the day?
ghizmou: we re voltron now
TheWooglie: 10
macbody2: band name againn?
TehAmelie: i like to do everything on the first main phase so that i can not do that when i want people to think i have tricks :3
drewm1022: Thicc.
yakbop: do I spy with my little eye another Tarkir Sultai deck?
GirlPainting: what is better lands that give you life or do dmg?
A_Dub888: W I D E F O N T
Bruceski: mindgames always change stuff up
Bruceski: @GirlPainting Depends what you're doing with them.
drewm1022: Much like their font, wide.
GirlPainting: mhm
bytecaster: @Bruceski Exactly, only one of those is a crime for example!
djalternative: wait. we can't be racing. that was last set
GirlPainting: squar reach blocker
Sorator13: Hmm. Wail would let you kill their Outrider and a token in their next combat.
Sorator13: but playing a creature is probably better
TehAmelie: this is unsanctioned racing
lightfut: Ooof
djalternative: I said casting 17 spells but nobody ever listens to me
bytecaster: We do have Wail if they block too
BusTed: oh yeah
bytecaster: I didn't know it was on the popes tomb
A_Dub888: !card wail of war
LRRbot: Wail of War [2B] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures target opponent controls get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
bytecaster: I just saw the terrible kerning out of context
TheWooglie: I assume Graham heard about the you wouldn't download a car font?
djalternative: apparently, that's the standard font and kerning they use for several pope tombs
boyesie: Yeah, the popes tomb looked really bad
Jethrain: oh that sure is some keming
Juliamon: can you imagine having the privilege of engraving THE POPE'S FUCKING TOMB and doing that shit
SquareDotCube: It's a bit of a shame really, many Latin-base typefaces don't really extend their style guide past those glyphs. Greek often, some Eastern European characters, but not beyond that
Bruceski: *looks up photos* oh no the kerning! Measure twice carve once.
TheMerricat:
So I wasn't aware of this but I typed in popes tomb on google and the first ten results were complaints about the kerning.
bytecaster: @djalternative Making bad decision out of an obligation to tradition is traditional for the catholic church after all
Sorator13: I suspect the decision was made by someone other than who actually did the engraving, but yes
pleonasticTautology: late but: every time we hear about the qarsi card, our brain autocompletes it to "car seat headrest". helps that they have a new album coming out tomorrow...
bytecaster: Yeah, Hollowmurk siege is messed up
Sorator13: Yeah, it's... absurd
Sorator13: and that's only *one* of its modes!
TehAmelie: jeez if i didn't know better i'd obviously assume that his name was Fr A Nciscus based on that
ghizmou: we'll get them next turn
djalternative: I feel WotC should now print a Whale of War
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deejay_017: Heyo!
TehAmelie: wow their board is as wide as their name
SquareDotCube: @Juliamon so chances are, it wasn't hand chiseled but instead waterjet cut via machine and used some second-rate TNR-esque typeface that came with the machinery software.
A_Dub888: @djalternative There's a plane of fish people so, plausible
SquareDotCube: so, blame the waterjet manufacturer not wanting to pay perpetual enterprise licenses for popular fonts.
Sorator13: @SquareDotCube I think you can still blame the Vatican, actually
Deejay_017: So excited for the Magicon Vegas event! Signed up, and have no idea what to expect lol
GirlPainting: the lyer must go
GirlPainting: flyer
EJGRgunner: If you're currently exhaling creatures, consult a physician.
bytecaster: I'm just happy Cori didn't get exhaled on
GirlPainting: dob?
Wiliart: Does attacking kill you now because of tombguard?
TheWooglie: @GirlPainting 11/11/1986
EvilBadman: voice first strike will kill with tombgaurd
A_Dub888: @EJGRgunner If we're exhaling germs, aren't we all exhaling creatures?
bytecaster: If we can't get them, we need to kill the sharpshooter
EvilBadman: whoops wrong one me dumb
EvilBadman: Damnable white creatures with similar names
EJGRgunner: @A_Dub888 Heck I don't know. that's why I said talk to a doctor!
pleonasticTautology: cori!
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undecided44: Remember tomb-bro's triggered ability.
bytecaster: They might bluff with a land
bytecaster: or we are dead
Sorator13: what does the other mode of Siege do again?
bytecaster: Draw cards when counts get put on creatures, once a turn
bytecaster: IIRC
Sorator13: ah
DAC169:
were bluffing with a land, or just drew a land? 
Sorator13: for some reason I thought it was a per-combat choice, not a on-cast choice
NornsFelidar: attack make tokens, draw cards?
Strebenherz: evening y'all
TheWooglie: top deck wars
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
Sorator13: deck pls
bytecaster: We are just staring at each other drawing lands
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
?
GirlPainting: lands, am i right?
Strebenherz: I see mtg is being extra nonsense
bytecaster: Double dead
Shadowsoflife: o7
TehAmelie: oof
Sorator13: You would have to attack in such a way that you killed them in a single combat, yeah
Sorator13: I don't think there was a way to do that with them at 8 life
tsp397: I don't think so, they were at 8 life
bytecaster: Deck, please4
Cyberegg: My math says you had 5 damage at best
bytecaster: We can just endure every turn
TehAmelie: is that an off-brand Tonberry i see?
TehAmelie: or Nonberry
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LathosTiran: tonberry, now in blueberry
bytecaster: Nice, they already used up their murder and now we can revenant
bytecaster: How dare they have more removal
Sorator13: !card Qarsi Rev
LRRbot: Qarsi Revenant [1BB] | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink / Renew — {2}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a flying counter, a deathtouch counter, and a lifelink counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
bytecaster: That's the bad one
Anubis169: Made it!
bytecaster: Make my 2/2 grooooooooow!
Anubis169: How goes the Tarduckening?
Jethrain: Bigger than before
A_Dub888: @Anubis169 It tars
bytecaster: Maybe we should have played voice first, so they couldn't respond
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Strebenherz: Okay alchemists assistant flavor text is great
Sorator13: oof, yeah
Anubis169: ooo
bytecaster: Flenace ftw!
Sorator13: @bytecaster Flenamplink?
bytecaster: Flenace Deathlink
weff47: makes sense!
A_Dub888: If you can dodge traffic in CanLander, you can dodge a draft.... I think that's how that goes...
A_Dub888: Bless you
Anubis169:
Bless you!
sporkraptor: sounds like spring
Sorator13: from offscreen, sounds of suffering
djalternative: op on 5c nonsense. us on 3c sense
Strebenherz: WHELP
bytecaster: Can we get her?
TehAmelie: i did some math on the oppo's avatar's sword and i make it a 59-edged sword
bytecaster: Wouldn't we put the counters on the menace creature?
bytecaster: Fair
Strebenherz: good moves
bytecaster: That is fair reasoning
pleonasticTautology: oh btw did you all see that mtg was a question on the latest "um actually"
boyesie: !card voice of victory
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
Sorator13: D:
GirlPainting: Almost all Planeswalkers are Combad Demege intollerant
Sorator13: !card piercing exhale
LRRbot: Piercing Exhale [1G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may behold a Dragon. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker. If a Dragon was beheld, surveil 2.
ElektroTal: ahh, this is why you're not replying to my DMs, Kathleen
bytecaster: Chat, I might be wrong, but that Elspeth seems kinda good
Sorator13: >:(
GirlPainting: your waht now? book?
toenolla: Lucky Shivam!
bytecaster: Our deck is stereo!
GirlPainting: tell me more
TheWooglie: you can eat
ElektroTal: lol
ElektroTal: it's absolutely NOT important
Sorator13: Kathleen is understandably excited
Strebenherz: Do you have a rough date for book release at this time?
EvilBadman: that deck didn't deserve to go out like that
ElektroTal: the book is *very* early
GirlPainting: self publishing on amazon?
djalternative: Last month I read a beta draft of a friend's book that was quite good
pleonasticTautology: i'm kind of adjacent to publishing, and i can ask around
boyesie: Whats the chance of it being availible in the UK?
GirlPainting: genre?
Shadowsoflife: neat
dumbo3k: Sci-Fi Comedy? Count me as an interested reader!
TehAmelie: i put a book out on itch .io a couple of years back. it's had 12 readers
ElektroTal: the thing about beta reading a friend's book is that you have to balance supporting your friend with also making sure it's actually, you know, good
Sorator13: @ElektroTal concrit is hard!
Cyberegg: Making sure it's good is the best way to support your friend
NornsFelidar: feedback IS support
pleonasticTautology: @ElektroTal mood! i edit for some freelance writers i'm friends with and i usually come back with a llllot of edits
ElektroTal: in your defense, kathleen, you're taking criticism much better than i'm giving it, lol
ContingentCat: helping the book is helping the friend yeah
djalternative: A big part of my beta reads is finding all of the spelling and format errors
TehAmelie: harsh criticism is the most difficult favor to do a friend in any circumstance
GirlPainting: if you need criticism without beating around the bush, take a geerman!
bytecaster: Yeah, I have firmly established myself as the person to go for getting all of the nitpicks on things
ElektroTal: i just keep undercutting myself cause i don't wanna hurt your feelings =)
bytecaster: So people are prepared for it
ElektroTal: rofl
NornsFelidar: lol
ContingentCat:
djalternative: In my WGA circles, we'd much rather recieve honest feedback than people trying to be nice
ElektroTal: hahahahaha
Sorator13:
ElektroTal: anyway, i'll stop derailing =)
Strebenherz: you look like someone made out of sharp edges and sarcasm
bytecaster: The Effigy is just good
pleonasticTautology:
it's not derailing, shivan 
bytecaster: Chat has never once been on rails
Dread_Pirate_Westley: As mana sinks go, it's ok.
djalternative: I'm off to see a movie. Have fun and I do mean to message you about work stuff later this month, Kathleen
ElektroTal: if i'm doing my job, the book you read will be nothing at all like the book i'm reading =)
Sorator13: Oh, btw Kathleen, did you get my email about the Faberge eggs?
TehAmelie: its effect is very different from Cori Banana
NornsFelidar: cmon that red land was better than a birth!
pleonasticTautology: kathleen, i'm trying to get work at libraries in/around seattle, and if i do, i will talk up your book SOOOOOOOOOOOO much
JKBalch: I'm sorry if I missed it, but are you doing a physical and electronic book release?
Cyberegg: I don't know if you said before, are you hoping to have an audio version of your book?
NornsFelidar: bird*
boyesie: A wooden knife to go with your giant wooden spoon from mailtime?
pleonasticTautology: good good good
Robot_Bones: They say that knife was carved from an even larger knife
Dread_Pirate_Westley: When book happen, Kathleen and Graham will be very quiet about it. (They will not)
GirlPainting: Crossing the streams this week is sponsored by BOOK!
JKBalch: Looking forward to reading it the nebulous future
Sorator13: @Robot_Bones does it go with the big spoon?
ContingentCat: hopefully not nothing like it lol
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pleonasticTautology: oh, graham, i actually have a question for you, too
TehAmelie: i'll tell all two of my friends about it
TheAwkes:
Accidental Dragonlance. 
bytecaster: Big turt!
ElektroTal: it's a thing we editors and early readers say, a lot like the wizards people who say stuff like "I play a lot of bad magic so that you can play good magic"
ElektroTal: rofl! i told you!
pleonasticTautology: graham, would it HYPOTHETICALLY be possible to HYPOTHETICALLY hire you (and matt?) to film my wedding in HYPOTHETICALLY two years
bytecaster: Splashy for the assault?
lamina5432: big turts though
pleonasticTautology: fair
pleonasticTautology: yeah...
pleonasticTautology: (the plan is to get married at the Great Northern/Salish Lodge)
ContingentCat: who knows if that'll still be there in 2 years...
ElektroTal: anyway, the book is good, and i'm enjoying my journey through it, and also i'm enjoying going back and forth with Kathleen to figure out what she meant in x or y place
bytecaster: Given how fast things are changing at the moment, 2 years seams like eaons away
ElektroTal: look
Sorator13:
control_rig: oh snap
ElektroTal: do as i say, etc etc
TheWooglie: I'm sure ElektroTal would love to copy their notes into the spreadsheet
bytecaster: Pack 3 we get Narset or something, I'm sure
TehAmelie: the Hunter S Thompson method it is
boyesie: Im not much of a reader nowadays, but when this book happens/releases, its gonna jump right to the top of my lists and actually get read
ElektroTal: anyway, i'll ping you later friendo =)
fuzzycardigan: Do you two steam drafts like this on a regular schedule?
bytecaster: Sharpshooter is pretty great
bytecaster: weffort!
JKBalch: Thank you for the book talk Kathleen
TheMerricat: who play magic
TehAmelie: oops
A_Dub888: I thought this show was brought to us by us through our support of your patreon
control_rig: Voice is so good though
RhoxPaperScissors: thats a cool jacket, Kathleen!
pleonasticTautology:
TheAwkes: More mobilize after getting sharpshooter is always a good idea.
NornsFelidar: get the white instant!
NornsFelidar: it's sick
A_Dub888: @control_rig you're good though
control_rig: Argh. I have been GOT. Well played.
bytecaster: Just Boros things
GirlPainting: there is a boros on tarkir?
A_Dub888: Mardu would be closest
bytecaster: @GirlPainting Given the omen paths, a few might be there on vacation
AdamLavadan: The kinguards are good for the wide strat
GirlPainting: bytecaster your right
Jethrain: @GirlPainting the real boros is the tokens we made along the way
A_Dub888: @Jethrain what about the ones we sacrifice along the way?
GirlPainting: but isn´t that a selesnian saying?
MegaDosX: Does your deck have a bus to catch?
bytecaster: beep beep doot doot vroom vroom, as they say
GreatGodOm: I'm not a fan of effigy in this kind of deck.
bytecaster: two effigy might a bit much
TheAwkes: At this point, things without mobilize and omen?
NornsFelidar: oneeffigy is enough
GirlPainting: you are fired!...why?...your the least exiting!
bytecaster: Chat also believes in you!
control_rig: Believe in the You that believes in you
TehAmelie: i believe in the chat who believes in you
LathosTiran: row row
GirlPainting: FINE™
A_Dub888: I believe in a thing called love (just listen to the rythym of the heart)
control_rig: Beep and also beep
bytecaster: I like the little sound the packbeasts make
bytecaster: That nestguard? Detained!
control_rig: hey you got the two card art spread!
DarksteelUlamog:
Hey yall, wanted to drop in and say that I was in the draft pod and that I’ve been a long time fan of LRR and I hope y’all’s draft goes well! 
MegaDosX: Well, six
GirlPainting: we are in goblin deck territory
boyesie: !card dalkovan packbeasts
LRRbot: Dalkovan Packbeasts [2W] | Creature — Ox [0/4] | Vigilance / Mobilize 3
GirlPainting: that combined with a bombardment...
bytecaster: These are lots of beeps
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MegaDosX: Same one with finality
Bugberry: "the same veteran"
Diabore: its very dead regardless
bytecaster: 4 pings already
control_rig: Gross
bytecaster: That sharpshooter did some work
MegaDosX: Good lord
Dog_of_Myth: War Effort is a good card in this draft
control_rig: Sharpshooter did 13 damage that game
control_rig: Sorr, 15
Diabore: oh graham, im rewatching rewatch, still very good
ContingentCat: wat?
MegaDosX: Ugh
QuixoticScrivener: Is Kathleen more Grixis or Sultai?
control_rig: What
Sorator13: blugh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No. You have to take them back.
toenolla: no we don't want themmmm
vinewood_og: Will the hell that is 2025 never end?
varmintx0: oh good, is it okay for me to say Nickleback sucks again?
TehAmelie: maybe they could clean up nickel pollution as they go to gain some good will
dutchmoose: Nah the hardness was always deserved
LostThePirate: They were VERY overplayed
EvilBadman:
Nothing more patriotic to the US than leaving Canada for fame 
control_rig: Whooooo nice G
MegaDosX: Opponent you better do something soon
TheWooglie: this deck is mean
MegaDosX: Or else you dead
JKBalch: Wos
bytecaster: Our deck is going vroooom like few decks have vrooomed before
Bugberry: unfortunately, can't not do anything for 3 turns.
TehAmelie: imagine it: the "Nickelback nickel (and other heavy metals) back" tour
EvilBadman: OP now reading our cards
DoodlestheGreat: Showed up for some Magic, found out Nickelback sucks again, for even better reasons. Win-win.
MegaDosX: Fair
Dog_of_Myth:
control_rig: Yep fair
MegaDosX: That's what happens when you do nothing for three turns against aggro
A_Dub888: wait there was a time where you couldn't say Nickleback sucked?
Diabore: in good news, expedition 33 is so popular that theres a shortage of physical copies
AdamLavadan: "Look at this photo-draft"
Strebenherz: "beep beep i'm a jeep?"
Bugberry: @A_Dub888 no one said you couldn't
Mazrae: Newt newt
SquareDotCube: gotta beep beep till the bang bang
TehAmelie: i think about the first time Nickelback ever played you could not say they sucked. at least not until they started their second song and it was the same as the first
control_rig: OP is doing powerful nothing for the moment
Diabore: we're not doing powerful enough is the problem
pleonasticTautology: so i (hi i, specifically, am penny) am cleaning up our bookmarks and so many book reveals and stuff just... don't have the isbn, and only link to amazon, and it makes me (bookseller for 4 years and curator of ever-growing personal library) upset lmao
bytecaster: Powerful something can only happen if they are alive though
Diabore: i see way to many people discard land to that card
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Diabore: yes
Diabore: saccing packbeasts was lethal
TehAmelie: what are those dragon eye lands of the opponent? do they imply dragons are stuffed with mana?
Diabore: oh wait, im dumb, having a bad day apparently
MegaDosX: Yeah it wasn't quite lethal
control_rig: Yeah they're now dead to Duty
MegaDosX: I think you've got them
Diabore: theyre just dead here
MegaDosX: Punch with the team and sacrifice whatever they block
DAC169:
control_rig: Jeebus this is a GOOD deck
TehAmelie: perfect victory!
JKBalch: Nice
bytecaster: The Borosian menace is back in town
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWriterAleph: dideechum?
Bruceski: The crab just wants to help
DoodlestheGreat: Crabgrass?
MegaDosX: Just gotta hope they don't land on Innistrad
EJGRgunner: I'd think Ravnicans would be glad to find a place that doesn't get invaded every three months
Shadowsoflife:
AdamLavadan: Any hot-takes on the whole Omen paths deal coming up?
Bruceski: "Oh you're THAT plane."
AdamLavadan: I did!
fr0_ZHM: it was a great ep!
bytecaster: It was a good episode as usual, lots of good takes!
control_rig: It was a good episode!
rosesmcgee: The most recent TTC was really good, great conversations
GirlPainting: these days, ravnica is like the central plane in the multiverse, like dominaria was in the ast. what do you think at what set was the turning point for that?
weff47: It might be Ruin Crab that is like a hermit crab
GirlPainting: past
rosesmcgee: Someone at Hasbro wanted $$ more
jadielady: This year was the first year I watched Friday Nights, so I've just gone back to the beginning
Bruceski: Graham trying to be diplomatic while Wheeler spends fifteen minutes trying not to start rolling his eyes too hard.
Bugberry: @GirlPainting probably Return to Ravnica. It was the first time on Ravnica since the game surged in popularity around Zendikar, and it was already pretty popular before then.
Shadowsoflife: @MegaDosX beheld
GirlPainting: good point
GirlPainting: i think it was war of the spark
NornsFelidar: and we will all likely pay the price for that decision (and the extra production) starting with the final fantasy set
MegaDosX: Final Fantasy is going to be in Arena as in paper, it's only the Marvel sets they're having to do this Through the Omenpaths thing with
Bruceski: Was LotR the first UB full set rather than commander decks and such?
fr0_ZHM:
maybe the Marvel set will be a dud and we just need to remember five cards from it, then the Omenpaths thing won't be too bad 
NornsFelidar: yes but final fantasy is already going to be sold at higher price than a standard set
Diabore: dead
Bugberry: @GirlPainting With WAR, we had Dominaria only a few years prior, while Time Spiral block was about 5 years before RTR, so Dominaria was not fresh on people's minds.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
GreatGodOm:
So while by all accounts the 40k decks were based, lord of the rings was fullsetto. 
TehAmelie: did you know Marvel has an OMNIVERSE? multiverses weren't enough
TehAmelie: even in the 1980s
Bugberry: @GirlPainting they chose Ravnica for WAR because it was already so popular. Also, lots of other stories either mention or took place partly on Ravnica.
GirlPainting: Bugberry true....even though counting just the years between sets is not nececary the only point. ravnica is a plane that gets featured ALOT. always returning to it...no pun intendet
GirlPainting: i was just wondering at what point wizzards decidet to make it the central plane, and at what point the public perception took it aswell
bytecaster: As with many things, I assume it was a gradual process until it just seemed obvious
Bugberry: @GirlPainting It being a city plane with a very approachable identity and being "relatively" peaceful/civilized also makes it feel more like a center amidst a sea of chaos. Kind of like Corescant in Star Wars.
TehAmelie: serial publishing at its finest eh
Juliamon: I think the guild structure offering reliable colour pair archetypes helped a lot
GirlPainting: the coruscant anologie is nice
RedJackz: Is it just me or is there no music playing?
Juliamon: No music
biosimicist: Phew, I thought something was wrong with my computer
AdamLavadan: Speaking of previous videos, am I the "sinkhole" for having jammed dimir toxic control non-stop until I hit platinum?
bytecaster: Graham, jumpscare
TehAmelie: hi again!
Diabore: that was really loud
fr0_ZHM:
GirlPainting: rip headphones
Bugberry: @GirlPainting I don't think they have a definitive "central plane". I do recall on a podcast around when Dominaria came out, Kelly Diggs talked about the history of the "nexus" of planes.
RedJackz: And now with that out of the way, Magic the Gathering!
A_Dub888:
Gotta go fast 
fr0_ZHM: Voice of Victory my beloved
arkham1981: speaking of music, how do we feel about the KEXP secret lair?
bytecaster: Our turn, comrade
fr0_ZHM: noooo
bytecaster: our speedy boooooi, noooo
TehAmelie: that's how you kill the Flash, breathe on him
GirlPainting: hmmmm...should creatures with negative power, give life to the oponent? inverted lifelink? ^^
Spades_Slicc: Ah the Mulan Strategy, Ping? Ping!
TehAmelie: would make sense, but i recall a rule that power doesn't go below 0
TehAmelie: they just show negative so you can count better
Bugberry: Opponent seems to have attempted the 5 color dragons deck.
bytecaster: Our war effort has been .... detained?
AdamLavadan: Emphasis on the attempted
Diabore: we put so much effort into that war
Dog_of_Myth:
bytecaster: Our frontline do be rushing
lightfut: Beep and also beep
AdamLavadan: Much beep, many hurts
GirlPainting: that reminds me of the jeskai corps dance
protojman: sausage :lasereyes:
bytecaster: Yeah, cold sausage roll is superior
RayFK: chompin down on a warm sausage
Sorator13: I like them warm
fr0_ZHM: Greasy Pastry was my nickname in high school
RayFK: It's my revenge for Kathleen's earlier statement
RedJackz: recommendation for heating up pastries in a microwave. do so with a glass of water. it will make the pastry a lot less soggy. not a joke.
DAC169: Warfurt
bytecaster: We know
TehAmelie: did they have a Catch 22 Sausage Rolls special?
TehAmelie: i mean i would if i sold sausage rolls
Sorator13: To be fair, it was primarily Funko's fault
bytecaster: Good thing it wasn't recorded
RayFK: an explosive joke
Sorator13: Jordan no
GreatGodOm: Greg's has something in their veggie sausage rolls that makes me hurl. As can be evidenced by the bridge outside Waterloo station.
GirlPainting: remember empty the warrens flying corps technique?
A_Dub888: what's this about exploding links?
bytecaster: Fleffigy them!
GirlPainting: yes, i am old!
GirlPainting: ^^
TehAmelie: best in the sense of overpowering plays, right?
A_Dub888: Tarkir is 10 years old?!
MegaDosX: !card empty the pits
LRRbot: Empty the Pits [XXBBBB] | Instant | Delve / Create X tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
bytecaster: The deck with the many priest of ancient lore in AFR was also a highlight
MegaDosX: !card flying crane technique
LRRbot: Flying Crane Technique [3URW] | Instant | Untap all creatures you control. They gain flying and double strike until end of turn.
lightfut: Wait, quad black? Yeeeeeeeesh
g0blinslide: Empty the pits and flying crane technique. XBBBB into 3UWR
Sorator13: I also was a big fan of the double Ascend from Avernus mono-white deck
GirlPainting: in THIS economy?
lightfut: Yes, my technique!
MegaDosX: !card bearer of glory
LRRbot: Bearer of Glory [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, this creature has first strike. / {4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Sorator13: oh yes, that's the same one bytecaster mentioned
GirlPainting: FINE™ has been called
fr0_ZHM: behold this chilli breath
GirlPainting: that was player removal ^^
MegaDosX: They were down to one card in hand so probably didn't like their chances in that scenario
TehAmelie: lots of snap scoops today eh
Dog_of_Myth: ORB
Salvulant: orb!
bytecaster: Orb on stream, everybody scry!
AdamLavadan: Picking up children is important
A_Dub888:
GirlPainting: the child, raised by puppets in the prop room?
MegaDosX: Is it still as broken as ever?
Sorator13: @AdamLavadan just be sure to put them back down at some point
A_Dub888: @bytecaster bottom
cyanMu42: Tarkir: Draftinstorm!
MegaDosX: Love it
A_Dub888: ur perfect
AdamLavadan: The school tends to get upset if you don't pick your kid up
TehAmelie: cherish those days before they're too heavy to pick up
CrossXhunteR: game
lightfut: They left it broken on purpose
Mazrae: The Oblivion jank is real
bytecaster: Still difficult to run too, so it really replicates the experience of the original
DoomBringerIL: UNREAL 65 is so gooood
Juliamon: It's still the original game, it's just a glow-up
TheAwkes: The faces are still extremely Elder Scrolls.
DoomBringerIL: they left a lot of quriks in
Sorator13: I know Serge has been playing it on his home stream, for those interested
DAC169: I've seen rats shot by arrows go ballistic
DoomBringerIL: for flavour
AdamLavadan: @sorator13 yeah, my back tells me to put them back down immediately lol
RayFK: Oblivion? Nay, it is the time of the J'RPG.
SolarBlitz1: Saw a punch only, no witness, Murder house speedrun that took 8.75 seconds in Oblivion earlier. To show how jank it can be.
bytecaster: Next up, Daggerfall or Arena
SquareDotCube: the hair does get a bit wild on beasts, yeah
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sporkraptor: I'd watch that XD
A_Dub888: @RayFK Joblivion?
RedJackz: Oblivion remastered is funny. UE5 and the scale item doesn’t even function on a table but the original it does.
sporkraptor: I've played a lot of Skyrim, so I have a lot of fondness for the jank
CrossXhunteR: love the room-enter shake
Mazrae: I've seen those giant crocodile demon things ragdoll all over the place
Diabore: "must have been the wind"
SquareDotCube: oh yeah, they took out the grab key in the remaster, so no more cleaning up and getting called a thief
RedJackz: I must admit, I haven’t experienced that yet.
RayFK: at the end of the day, it's still a Bethesda game
GreatGodOm: What I want to know Graham, is have you violated the law yet?
DAC169: is OP 5c?
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TheMerricat: The havock physics engine was a blessing for video game hijinks
DoomBringerIL: new "Play it forward" with Oblivion? will probably be shorter than S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 @LoadingReadyRun
bytecaster: If I have learned anything from W+P, a good physics object and ragdoll system can save any game!
Mazrae: @squaredotcube did they? I know if you hold the interact key, like picking something up will still move them around
Strebenherz: LOL
ElektroTal: that's the Bethesda way!
ElektroTal: since daggerfall
MegaDosX: Yeah Oblivion guards are hypercompetent
Diabore: @DoomBringerIL i think ben mentioned hes up next on lets nope, but i cant remember what he said when he mentioned it
SquareDotCube: Or that if you murder a guy in Weye somehow the Chorrol guards know
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Good RPGs, Grahammanuel, as a bit of an rpg player are you excited/interested in trying out Expedition 33?
Strebenherz: I've seen a couple streamers get got by the oblivion jenk and it's wonderful
bytecaster: You look like a main character, surely you have looted a house
sporkraptor: to be fair, adventurers are legitimate profiling targets
GreatGodOm: Head cannon: Oblivion is actually a prequel to minority report.
TehAmelie: can you do the thing where you rob a town blind and leave it all on the street before they cath you?
TheMerricat: So in theory they don't actually know that you have stolen items on you, The problem is just like it is an unpatched Skyrim, animals are narcs. So if you steal anything within sight of anything that breathes they report it whether or not they can actually speak or not.
dumbo3k: @TheMerricat Wait what? You mean I've been getting narc'd on by deer?!
SquareDotCube: Competent, sure. Let's not give Hieromineus Lex credit
Sorator13: "What's that Lassie? The adventurer robbed the grocer?"
Diabore: stop having answers op
Diabore: cmon
MegaDosX: Well now you can get through in the air at least
Mazrae: At Kvatch, ive seen those guards and the ones from kvatch fight each other because one shot and killed one of the others in the crossfire killing a scamp or something
GreatGodOm: Does killing chickens in oblivion come with the steep cost that it does in skyrim?
Diabore: we put so much effort into that war
MegaDosX: B E E P
bytecaster: Beep has been called!
SquareDotCube: ahhhhh beep beep
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beep and/or beep.
bytecaster: Tamriel doesn't have chickens, it is known
lightfut: Noot noot?
AdamLavadan: So when do we get a beep jeep emote?
Diabore: theyre just dead yeah
SquareDotCube: Yeah Oblivion has a real lack of livestock
bytecaster: I showed you my noot, please respond
Diabore: click on bearer, win?
MegaDosX: 7-0!
Sorator13: nice!
ElektroTal: i'll be honest, i have never gotten into elder scrolls at all, and only played significant amounts of Daggerfall because the character generator let you see your elf lady naked
dumbo3k: @bytecaster But there are Calipers!
TehAmelie: woot
SaxPython: clap clap clap
MegaDosX: That deck was ridiculous
LostThePirate:
DAC169:
BrowneePointz: I put WAY too much time into Morrowind
Cptasparagus: I just got my 7-0 acheivo right now as well! congrats!
GirlPainting: ok, i found the flying corpse technique video and time code ^^ at 47 min
Bugberry: Lands! Amirite?
GirlPainting: it was glorious
TheMerricat: Ttsf
Diabore: TTSF
MegaDosX: Bye Kathleen!
TehAmelie: byee
CrossXhunteR: bye Kathleen
fuzzycardigan: bye
GirlPainting: bye Kathleen
bytecaster: Bye!
ContingentCat: byee kathleen
Sorator13: bye Kathleen!
Dog_of_Myth: Bye Kathleen
KWardJenx: Bye!
Redbassist:
DAC169:
Flyingdelorion: Bye Kathleen!
Diabore: schedule says TTSF, but no specific plan
TehAmelie: we now go to Graham and Chair
Mazrae: That last game you didn't take any damage either
BrowneePointz: I'm personally gonna laugh if GTA6 DOES come out this year but Expedition 33 still wins GOTY
A_Dub888: Neat, stuff!
LostThePirate: Last people in A were the Nope guys I think?
sporkraptor: you're getting achievements for getting achievements XD
bytecaster: Windows 11, always up to no good
SaxPython:
CrossXhunteR: too late, you've already let windows 11 into your life
Cptasparagus: one ball in serge's pouch?
bytecaster:
No stonks
GreatGodOm: I have hundreds of hours in Skyrim and I have never finished the main quest line.
Diabore: *shrug emoji*
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Never do a puzzle in zero gravity.
Bugberry: The final area of the main quest is really pretty
Diabore: alchemy time?
bytecaster: Gotta stealth archer more draugr
GirlPainting: wait what? skyrim has a story?
Juliamon: My sister owns at least 3 different copies of Skyrim, intentionally, and I don't think she's ever beaten it.
A_Dub888: #420(5)Draftit
Diabore: do it
Diabore: doooo eeeeeet
bytecaster: @GirlPainting I think a dragon gets born at some point?
ElektroTal: 5c dragons????
SquareDotCube: As I understand it, the Dark Brotherhood questline is much loved
Bugberry: make many mana
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah
Diabore: i think we want to be 5 colours
BrowneePointz: Something about Mario getting real pissed and Burning a bunch of Vikings while Elves do a Theocratic Racism?
Earthenone: is that the titular dragonstorm?
Mazrae: Much dragons
Dog_of_Myth: Temur base at least
CrossXhunteR: be evil
Strebenherz: screamrim
GirlPainting: bytecaster something somthing, dragon somthing, fus roh dah!
A_Dub888: @bytecaster something about riding a horse up a cliff
ContingentCat: be gay do crime
Bugberry: I always enjoy the funnier parts of the DB questlines.
dumbo3k: The Whodunit quest in Oblivion is *chef's kiss*
GreatGodOm: We need to get the WUBRG kitty if we want to actually storm off with the scion.
Earthenone: i managed to avoid crime until a daedric prince asked me to commit a double murder
ElektroTal: HALT HALT HAHAHAHLT
GirlPainting: gold card
bytecaster: I really like songcrafter mage
GirlPainting: NO, i meaned the rare!
GirlPainting: dang
BrowneePointz: Songcrafter IS a rare
BrowneePointz: they ain't making a Beefy Snappy at uncommon
bytecaster: Imagine if Songcrafter mage was uncommon
ElektroTal: my first and last experience with Fallout 3 was basically walking into a restaurant, clicking on a bowl of ramen, being accused of stealing it, and then getting mobbed to death by guards
Diabore: hey graham, did you hear expedition 33 was so popular theres a shortage of physical copies
GirlPainting: oh my bad
GreatGodOm: I had a bug in my Skyrim playthrough that meant that curing my lycanthropy removed all the benefits of been a werewolf, but none of the drawbacks.
BartholemewTheKitten: More dargon
Bugberry: @ElektroTal I don't even know where that would happen, since you have the whole of the opening to get through.
bytecaster: @Diabore Great news!
BrowneePointz: I've been PUMPED since the announcement last year
BrowneePointz: they said "inspired by Super Mario RPG/Legend of Dragoon" and I was IN
bytecaster: Of course it goes, it is an Expedition, expeditions are all about going somewhere
LurkerSpine: Jund 'em?
Bugberry: Unfortunately it seems like most people in this format want to either be Boros or 5 color Dragons.
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePointz what game? that sounds interesting
bytecaster: Forcing storm is a time honored tradition!
Diabore: its a 1 mana spell to cast before scion
BrowneePointz: But in all honesty it's a MASSIVE win for the 33 devs at Sandhill Interactive and a massive F U to Ubisoft.
kyosokun: My first and last fallout 3 experience was playing New Vegas like 10 years after it came out, installing all the stability patches the community has available, playing 40 min and still running into a bug that result in my game repeatedly crashing.
BrowneePointz: @Shadowsoflife Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Shadowsoflife: Interesting
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz wait, how is it an FU to Ubisoft?
GreatGodOm: Luckily Graham, playing this deck will be the headache of whomever does the next LRRMTG stream.
bytecaster: Effortless master is pretty good
BrowneePointz: Sandhill is made up of ex ubisoft devs
EvilBadman: @Sorator13 former folks from Ubi
Sorator13: Ahh
BrowneePointz: who got fed up with their bs and left
Sorator13: Even more good for them, then
Diabore: people locked in 5 colour globe after about 2 week
Bugberry: I'm most disappointed in this format for Abzan being the worst clan. I tried so many Sealeds too.
Diabore: weeks*
Diabore: sage? i guess?
DAC169:
dwagon 
BartholemewTheKitten: stormbrood methinks
Diabore: we can cast that
BrowneePointz: but yea if y'all haven't checked it out, it's a AA turn based RPG with Context Inputs for Offense/Defense ala SMRPG/Legend of Dragoon with a French Belle Epoque and Surrealist aesthetic and for many reasons is taking the gamesphere by storm atm
GreatGodOm: Battle crier could actually make it possible to storm off with the scion.
BrowneePointz: 33 dev team and everything about it fires on all cylinders. two thumbs up from me
Diabore: veil, easy
control_rig: Veil?
BrowneePointz: more like Skirmish Bye-no sadge
Bugberry: Snakeskin Veil can also help "storming"
Diabore: charge kind of messed up
BrowneePointz: Karakyk something
bytecaster: The Dragon manalith would be nice
Bugberry: !card karakyk
LRRbot: Karakyk Guardian [3GUR] | Creature — Dragon [6/5] | Flying, vigilance, trample / This creature has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet.
Diabore: mana dork!
Bugberry: You mean Paladia Morrs?
SquareDotCube: the sick trick ramp
BrowneePointz: I CANNOT look at the art for Battlecrier without seeing a Warcraft Orc Graham
Justherefortherewards: The R in Temur is for Ramp, right?
Dog_of_Myth: Palladia Mors 2.0
MegaDosX: Have we already completely skated over the fact that red gets an unconditional mana dork as of this set?
Diabore: @Bugberry its not paladia mors... it has 5 toughness and its not a legend, totally different
BrowneePointz: a Heffalump to Goozle
BrowneePointz: Red gets dorks now
MegaDosX: Like that's a good dork
imreallybored1991: temur goated af
BrowneePointz: they want to have them be secondary in mana dorks so they can promote more defense red playstyles
Bugberry: It's flirted with mana dorks before, but this is the most straight forward.
BrowneePointz: defensive*
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX you're a good (not) dork
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 How dare (affectionate)
imreallybored1991:
BASED
Diabore: im rewatching from rewatch, still great btw
Shadowsoflife: !Card monastery messager
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePointz: also, since Red is the color of Geomancy mana dorks makes sense
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
Bugberry: Bird with Job
Justherefortherewards: It's a Bumpet
Diabore: cmon ureni
imreallybored1991: !Card Asmorandiadalmgsakndg
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: will settle for eshki
Diabore: ooh green dargonstorm
Diabore: or sagu, its close
bytecaster: We could always red dragon storm into the storm dragon, it would be on theme!
DAC169:
Breaching Dragonstorm
A_Dub888: you're cool G
SquareDotCube: make a deck based around bugle and spiders, call it the J Jonah Jameson
LurkerSpine: or wheel the palace
Diabore: i dont think sagu wheels, we havent seen a single globe
bytecaster: I love breaching dragonstorm even though it isn't that great
MegaDosX: @SquareDotCube Spiders and Trumpet Blast effects
BrowneePointz:
we can't, unfortunately. Through the Omenpaths @SquareDotCube 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: breaching into stormscale is great, breaching into channeled dragonfire less so
imreallybored1991: !card chains of mephistopheles
LRRbot: Chains of Mephistopheles [1B] | Enchantment | If a player would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, that player discards a card instead. If the player discards a card this way, they draw a card. If the player doesn't discard a card this way, they mill a card.
BrowneePointz: I can't believe I had a Spider-Man relevant emote for that
A_Dub888: @SquareDotCube "GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER HUMANS"
MegaDosX: That's always been the case Graham
Justherefortherewards: An Ornk noise if you will
MegaDosX: Each creature type gets a sound effect when you cast something
bytecaster: @A_Dub888 JJ Jameson would leave out the hero from the typeline
Diabore: theres a globe
Juliamon: mornk
Dog_of_Myth: Orb
Diabore: globe is ramp and fixing, its everything we want
BrowneePointz:
@Juliamon Robin Williams 
bytecaster: Orb good, but dragonstorm cool
gsyhiap:
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
imreallybored1991: dragonstorm is gigachad possibly even sigmaG
bytecaster: kitty
Diabore: nother dargon?
Shadowsoflife: BEHOLD, Dragons
GreatGodOm: KITTY!
Diabore: stormshriek is also there
bytecaster: Stormcount + 1 Kitty!
ghizmou: oh yeah, tiger into scion
MegaDosX: So what you do is you curve Panharmonicon into the cat into Progenitus
Strebenherz: not yet but that sounds great
GreatGodOm: I had that done on me today.
pleonasticTautology: free re
TehAmelie: and then cascade into a Bloodbraid Elf. . .
pleonasticTautology: the spell is FREEEEE
Shadowsoflife: @GreatGodOm oof
Diabore: its all those things
ghizmou: we have the fixing for it
Diabore: id cut nestguard
GreatGodOm: @Shadowsoflife I ended that game with 6 siege rhinos in play. So I can't complain.
lightfut: I haven't yet but I now need to
bytecaster: 4 mana, mana dork!
Earthenone: 4 mana mana dork
Shadowsoflife: @GreatGodOm Ah, nice
Dog_of_Myth: G bringing Tawnyback
GreatGodOm: Exhale imo
bytecaster: Chat's advice might not be good, but we have a mission to get the storm count up!
MegaDosX: @Dog_of_Myth Them other dragons don't know how to act
ghizmou: it s free real estate
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX nice
MegaDosX:
Cut lands 
bytecaster: We only need 6 lands to cast the scion!
Bugberry: jinkies
Sorator13: I value your input. The value is not always positive, but it is extant.
Justherefortherewards: What if you just run 10 lands only, and get REALLY lucky every game
TehAmelie: building some sort of dragon ramp?
LurkerSpine: I'd probably cut some blue
MegaDosX: "My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"
raulghoulia: @Bugberry beat me to it
EvilBadman: there wasn't time now!
bytecaster: But we are about dragons not elephants!
A_Dub888: @Bugberry I thought the Scooby Gang was on Ravnica
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: also have the wildling for fixing
GreatGodOm: procession is a bit filler.
bytecaster: If feel like at some point they should just give you a toggle for the t:cre
Bentoja: BOulderborn?
odddirective: What does whisper do for us?
TehAmelie: should Arena have a way you can drop cards off the table?
TehAmelie: and have to stand up to pick them up
A_Dub888: a button that says "A Kingdom of Cards?"
bytecaster: Storm Storm Storm!
BrowneePointz: "mardu mardu mardu!" like the brady bunch
Bentoja: Nah you got this ez wins
A_Dub888: Mr Hinkley?
Strebenherz: BALL
Shadowsoflife: ORB!
Cptasparagus: Baal!
AdamLavadan: How long have you had ball?
Sorator13: @Cptasparagus He's really modernized his look, eh?
BartholemewTheKitten: G I've got to ask, are you a labrador?
silenceaux: plan tigerstorm is go
bytecaster: Because ball is life
BrowneePointz: please, Graham is Canadian
Sorator13: because Ball
BrowneePointz: he's a Newfoundland
BartholemewTheKitten: Given the great desire for ball is all
bytecaster: Thanks chat, I think we got the explanation taken care off!
A_Dub888: What kind of powders does Ball have?
bytecaster: Tiger is an essential part of Operation Tigerstorm!
ghizmou: but then if we wait 1 more turn we can storm for 1 more
BartholemewTheKitten: I believe the powders are coochie-related
Serpens77: just make sure to use the right mana for the tiger so you can still dragon
Bentoja: This is gonna be huge
bytecaster: We just gotta be careful with the auto tapper
TehAmelie: hey how many dragons are there with storm in their name?
ghizmou: eh
Bentoja: Hell yeah
bytecaster: 2 5/5 flyers and 3/4 sounds like good tempo though
BartholemewTheKitten: Greed time
Sorator13: I mean, that seems good to me
Sorator13: but greed is also an option
Justherefortherewards: Is knockout maneuver the exact same as felling blow
bytecaster: I'm always here for Greed though
Bentoja: one more land and you can snakeskin as well lol
Sorator13: !card knockout man
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
Sorator13: !card felling blow
LRRbot: Felling Blow [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
A_Dub888: Greed is in this set??
Sorator13: Yep
GreatGodOm: With another land, we could make the veil into a 3rd dragon.
ghizmou: oh oh oh
bytecaster: @A_Dub888 You can force greed in any set
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: is it worth using the veil for another dragon?
A_Dub888: Can never have too many dragons
bytecaster: 1 mana 6/6 flyer seems good yes
ghizmou: hot stuff
bytecaster: Seems good
Bentoja: not a bad turn eh
TehAmelie: wowsers
ShaneLeeAtk: Beep, and not to be left out... Beep
Sorator13: "Nice dragon, bro"
Flamennight: Just tuned in, holy crap we stormin?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: gottem
Diabore: perfect end time
LijahHart: I fell asleep to a Kathleen and woke up to a Graham! Hello Graham, I hope you're doing well!
GreatGodOm: Have fun storming the dragon!
Bentoja: Deck worked
bytecaster: They took 20 psychic damage
Justherefortherewards: Funny how the two mardu decks have respectively a sultai and jeskai devotee. Clearly they're not that devoted.
Cptasparagus: fortnitely
A_Dub888: That is, as the kids say, the ticket
bytecaster: Lets storm again then!
Bugberry: so much ramp!
chumpXL: bearly flavored?
pleonasticTautology: i'm gonna bounce, my fiancée just got home :3
Mr_Horrible: love when my water has been shown a low-res jpeg of a lime
Mr_Horrible: but, like, unironically
pleonasticTautology:
see you all later! 
MegaDosX: The value
Sorator13: have a good one!
GreatGodOm: I would have gotten a 3rd mountain. So we can cast dragonfire and the scion.
ElektroTal: the lime ones taste like cleaning chemicals
bytecaster: I think PNGs taste better
ElektroTal: but overall i'm not keen on homeopathic juice
Mr_Horrible: waterloo and polar are my go-tos these days
MegaDosX: Does it make everything look like it's drawn in pencil around you?
Mr_Horrible: liquid death for a treat
MegaDosX: (this joke's terrible, never mind me)
ShaneLeeAtk: Just draw a mountain, forehead
Juliamon: Polar is peak, it's all downhill from there
RealGamerCow: I live in Polar country so they are my go to. Favorite currently is blueberry mango
toenolla: Y'all flavored Topo Chico is where its at
Flamennight: I really do like the wiggly war table pieces on the new board
Mr_Horrible: I like the waterloo blackberry lemonade, but it tends to just be determined by "which of these is on sale while I'm at the store"
Diabore: pass i guess?
RealGamerCow: Juliamon knows the truth
coriolis_storm:
That brand always reminds me of the SNL sketch of Hamm & Bublé ham and bubbly
Sorator13: points have been checked!
Mr_Horrible: Startup-lookin-ahh stormbrood
MegaDosX: This card is hilarious
MegaDosX: I opened one and put it in my Maelstrom Wanderer EDH deck
BartholemewTheKitten: Abzain detain is mainly on stormplain
Mr_Horrible: mmm, 7-mana firebolt
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Mr_Horrible: Sagu Pummeler seen here reacting to these draws
Mr_Horrible: oh cruel fate
ghizmou: the sad storm 1
Dog_of_Myth: Deck please
MegaDosX: Your petard, you have been hoist with it
Diabore: make a 5/5 and kill armament? i guess?
ghizmou: oh no
MegaDosX: That card is amazing
A_Dub888:
GreatGodOm: T'was a valiant effort.
Mr_Horrible: disgoosten
dumbo3k: Does having Reach on a Flyer do anything?
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX ur amazing
MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 Stop that >:|
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (42s ago).
MegaDosX: Graham I think you're dead
Diabore: op gonna have a 9/9 yeah
Mr_Horrible: fookin' massive
MegaDosX: Just overload the Cyclonic Rift that's definitely in your deck
TehAmelie: we appreciate you!
Sorator13:
Strebenherz: axed
Strebenherz: unreasonably
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: there's not a ceo overlord threatening a thumbs down on your whole thing
WizardDanceParty:
I was one of those committed and talented people who got let go
Earthenone: !patreon
shushu2539:
Earthenone: !prime
LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
BrowneePointz: Oh Snap. 9 days until Ben Starr makes us, Especially Graham, have a small scale stroke with the MTG x FF First Look at PAX
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for stream!
ContingentCat: thanks G
jadielady: ty for the stream!
Bugberry: but you are an executive, right? Are you not pleased?
Strebenherz: @WizardDanceParty sorry to hear that, best wishes with stuff going forward
Robot_Bones: Until the patreon demands you start making listicles
Mr_Horrible: we're vaguely like an amorphous executive mass, but much more easily placated (and cooler)
Toxxick subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
Toxxick: This number increases commensurate with my existential dread!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Toxxick! (Today's storm count: 26)
MegaDosX:
@Strebenherz Yeah that's Graham with the thumbs down 
(kidding)
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to WizardDanceParty! They have given 1726 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, WizardDanceParty! (Today's storm count: 27)
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
WizardDanceParty: I was at Respawn
bytecaster: Hams? On Stream?
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
silenceaux: hand yams?
GapFiller:
!?
TheWriterAleph: mm streamed hams
Redbassist:
Gun
LoadingReadyRun:
@WizardDanceParty I'm sorry to hear that
Mr_Horrible: don't call it a comeback, he's been here for 4 minutes
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
Redbassist: !box
LRRbot: If you take too long I'll put your hand in the box.
TehAmelie: i'm not a republic serial streamer, Dan. i did it four minutes ago
baltimore_667083: !advice
LRRbot: Unsolicited advice is criticism, Always.
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the screebs.
Redbassist:
LRRbot no
baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Strength!
Strebenherz: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Heather's Secret Podcast
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
baltimore_667083: will do
GapFiller: !advice
LRRbot: Congratulate the teeth.
Redbassist:
TheAinMAP: Signal
Juliamon:
TehAmelie:
iris_of_ether:
yalc321 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 96 months!
yalc321: 8 years!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, yalc321! (Today's storm count: 28)
baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
baltimore_667083: oh come on
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little dish for your finger to get wet inside of
baltimore_667083: lrrbot I have questions
SmithKurosaki: I'm sure it fine lol
Strebenherz: a little box of thicc tang i guess
baltimore_667083: now I wanna watch road quest again
DoodlestheGreat: Back to dekkaling.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Kite the pirate mice into the fishtopus' tentacles.
baltimore_667083: it’s tiiiiime!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Shadowsoflife: o/ Ian
TehAmelie: hello!
Strebenherz:
Redbassist: Teeth o/
TehAmelie: hey, one more sort of dragon shaped guy named "storm"
TehAmelie: we had so many of those in Magic
MooseBlaster subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MooseBlaster! (Today's storm count: 29)
TehAmelie: the further along you get, the more granular the work. . .
Nigouki: Runners
Cptasparagus: you used to be able to do that through Bandai America customer support, but I think its been basically impossible since the pandemic
Nigouki: huh, usually it's whole runners
TehAmelie: how about chocolate? i understand that's good for getting some extra on the thighs
Juliamon: Butcher
GhostValv: And model
ContingentCat: physical therapy
Cptasparagus: massage therapist
AdamLavadan: Cannibal
Nigouki: At THICCOS GYM we start with the thighs
SquareDotCube: The Who, Whens, Whats, Wheres and Thighs
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