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ihlendrax: !box
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raze667: which set?
mtvcdm: !patreon
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mtvcdm: !ck
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goombalax: use that box of unstable, cowards
jessicaengle: The "S" is for sucks!
ElektroTal: How Dare you have boxing league and not fly me out to play, lol
micalovits: @goombalax Not drafting unstable is a crime
djalternative: speaking of, did y'all see that HomestarRunner is going back to posting on their website?
Redbassist:
grimshade: did anyone else hear discord sounds?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: ghosts or spirits?
Dog_of_Myth: Made it just in time
thraximore: @grimshade that might be your discord
MegaDosX: Boxamander
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grimshade: @thraximore yeah its being funky right now
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micalovits: Is that what inspired the Inventory part of the CH Ben?
djalternative: I always took Boxing League to be the literal league that was being run at the time
RatherLargeToad: Follow ye these rules three!
MegaDosX: Oooh
thraximore: three! no more, perhaps less
nevyn666: 1, 2 5
YeetTheRich_: so you're not allowed to trade commanders?
IbunWest: I will trade you this card for a trade to be named later
Redbassist: fourth rule is to say the rules in this voice... 4! 4 rules
lamina5432: good opens
YeetTheRich_: 60 or 100 card decks?
mtvcdm: Nelson has traded his second round pack to the Tennessee Titans
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goombalax: Nelly might have the hardest time with singleton in ONE
Dog_of_Myth: May you all open well
hd_dabnado: a
IbunWest:
Hi 
Mai_Andra: "and an almost fanatical devotion to kerning"
ElektroTal: Ben and Jamin
djalternative: what are the names of the two ghosts that had to leave?
WiJohn: a
micalovits: So Nelson is the problem with Infect?
johnnylongtorso: @ElektroTal no no, that's Cardmarket
Mai_Andra: no Strixhaven...
raulghoulia: let's go Capenna
wrapscalion: Hoping Nelly opens Atraxa
MegaDosX: Interesting mix
EvilBadman: Graham channel Kathleen's Ravnica love
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Capitalism!
the_garfielf: wait what
MegaDosX: Sure did
Mai_Andra: do "draft" boosters have fewer rares, or just more commons?
YeetTheRich_: less packs for more money
MegaDosX: Capitalism! *jazz hands*
Syntheticuh: wheeler learns about capitalism
lamina5432: thats why i stopped buying boxes
rosesmcgee: time to switch over to the transformers TCG. That'll teach em
ElektroTal: Give Wheels a prerelease kit to make up the missing packs
Transmuted_Elf: i missed it what was rule 3?
HadesLeprechaun: very excited for them to all rediscover all the New Capenna cards that everyone forgot besides triomes!
LoadingReadyRun:
anyone remember when the switch to 30 packs in a booster box happened?
ElektroTal: so the most broken boxing league set is Ikoria, followed by any horizons/remaster set
MegaDosX: Everyone did Ben
henrizzle: shoutout to my fellow pack opening goblins fiending right now
Xavorin: @Transmuted_Elf they have an hour to build their deck.
agentofsaruman69: are we building 40, 60, or 100 card decks?
micalovits: Didn't miss much
tehfewl: nah wheels has the strongest cards, he can keep the handicap
Transmuted_Elf: @Xavorin thanks!
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun very recently. i think foundations
EvilBadman: Chromatic Lantern, the latest hot take commander card
jessicaengle: Wake up card reader
henrizzle: Aetherdrift was the first 30 pack box set @loadingreadyrun
raze667: Kotis is a GREAT build around
Cartographers_Ink: I feel is New Capenna was designed now it would be very different
Voidhawk42: @elektrotal What makes ikoria busted for that? Cycling?
myknorman: I've been running Kotis on brawl and its been fun! Gonti boggles vibes
MegaDosX: Aren't there like three rats in ONE?
micalovits: Do you have partners for 2 mono coloured?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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Radyin: Magic players as whole decided (or Wizards decided that we did) that we would prefer buying a box for $X rather than getting 36 packs. Then they raised the price of the boxes.
EvilBadman: Nelly hoping G opens Packrat (I forget if it's in)
ElektroTal: @Voidhawk42 insane fixing, insanely high powered cards, companions
the_garfielf: easy scalding tarn
LRRbot: Shattered Seraph [4WUB] | Creature — Angel Rogue [4/4] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / {2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.
LRRbot: Titan of Industry [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [7/7] | Reach, trample / When this creature enters, choose two — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Target player gains 5 life. / • Create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token. / • Put a shield counter on a creature you control.
MegaDosX: I don't think you'll need it tbh
micalovits: RIP Rat dreams
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun tell wheeler that i wanted to make a deck around that simic legend he opened so he should figure it out
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
tehfewl: what a bop
Mindfire13: Its a shame none of these sets has Lightning Bolt
ElektroTal: whatever Kotis was
AngelicKnighthood: I see Mardu Chicken.
the_lone_bard: I remember the one time I did a set booster draft and was drafting a B/G deck... Pack 3 fully half the packs opened were U/R themed and didn't have a single card in my colours.
ElektroTal: sultai
mtvcdm: Just once I'd like to see someone play that teal deck
MegaDosX: !card kotis the fangkeeper
LRRbot: Kotis, the Fangkeeper [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | Indestructible / Whenever Kotis deals combat damage to a player, exile the top X cards of their library, where X is the amount of damage dealt. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.
JonHerzogArtist: So what: DMR, SNC, TDM, and ONE?
LRRbot: Cormela, Glamour Thief [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue [2/4] | Haste / {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant and/or sorcery spells. / When Cormela dies, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
ElektroTal: but Ureni is also a deck i wanna build, lol
Dog_of_Myth: Birb
MegaDosX: @JonHerzogArtist RVR not DMR
Sage0fMadness:
JonHerzogArtist: @MegaDosX right ty
Dog_of_Myth: Ureni does seem sweet to build around
Sorator13: Ureni? OUReni, comrade
HadesLeprechaun: Simply open Jetmir and do tokens!
NoxStryx: I thought she was in the WWE
LRRbot: Toluz, Clever Conductor [{W/U}U{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | When Toluz enters, it connives. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile them from your graveyard. / When Toluz dies, put the cards exiled with it into their owner's hand.
MegaDosX: I like Toluz
raze667: Grixis Group HUG!
raulghoulia: I Love Parnesse
Mattmitchell45: @MegaDosX I bet you do
MegaDosX: @Mattmitchell45 >:|
Mindfire13: Wheeler got Anafenza. Its monocolored, but I figured it should be pointed out.
djalternative: so Graham's got shocks, Ben's got Triomes, Wheeler's got maybe fetches and I guess Nelson gets artifact lands?
MegaDosX: !card parnesse
LRRbot: Parnesse, the Subtle Brush [2UBR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless that player pays 4 life. / Whenever you copy a spell, up to one target opponent may also copy that spell. They may choose new targets for that copy.
Mattmitchell45: @MegaDosX Jk, you're a great chat member
raulghoulia: proto ward
Bionull: Is it a box per person or a box split between them?
Juliamon: Per person
Simonark: is Parnesse Toulouz’s daughter?
ElektroTal: Toluz and Parnesse are dating in the story
Bionull: Thanks
LRRbot: Parnesse, the Subtle Brush [2UBR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Wizard [4/4] | Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless that player pays 4 life. / Whenever you copy a spell, up to one target opponent may also copy that spell. They may choose new targets for that copy.
GasCityGaming: yeah, those felt weird!
TheDevil_Risen: Japanese Boosters are always better
GrizzGrizzly: Watching everyone’s pack cracking and sorting process is fascinating
TheDevil_Risen: USA printing is kinda trash
thanzo: they were weirdly rough
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Not quite. Parnesse is Toluz's daughter apparently.
Sage0fMadness: @ElektroTal that's Parnesse and Errant
henrizzle: there were actually a lot of complaints on tarkir print quality
LRRbot: Vivien on the Hunt [4GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vivien [4] | [+2]: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [+1]: Mill five cards, then put any number of creature cards milled this way into your hand. / [−1]: Create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.
Wonderdoc: when we got our mystery boosty 2 box and played with american print cards for the first time the diff in quality was WILD
TheDevil_Risen: we also get EU printing sometimes down under, its generally between USA printing and JPN printing
MegaDosX: Parnesse and Errant are dating though
tehfewl: 15 piles
Juliamon: 'by colour' in Ravnica lmao
admiral_sky_: OO
the_lone_bard: That method radically falls apart when your multicolour pile stops being "My colours/not my colours" XD
tehfewl: bracket 3
Simonark: Parnesse and Errant had a wedding.
LRRbot: Bloomvine Regent [3GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another Dragon you control enters, you gain 3 life.
ElektroTal: the 'baby dragon' art is not my favorite
Sage0fMadness: Anhelo had to get to the church on time
Shurtal: that's a Khezu with wings
Sage0fMadness: fun story
RockPusher: Behold! A man?
Simonark: Phyrexians crashed the wedding.
public_key_reveal_party:
seath the scaleless got sunburned 
johnnylongtorso: when does Wizards do a Souls set?
Syntheticuh: paul can you ask graham his opinion of the gaping dragon from dark souls 1? cause that gives me nightmares
TheDevil_Risen: ahh BEN BEN has the COLLATION box
Mindfire13: @LoadingReadyRun Make sure Wheeler knows he put Anafenza in the rare pile instead of with the other legends
TheDevil_Risen: form the capenna era
Dog_of_Myth: So Ben is good on fixing now.
ElektroTal: Set Boosters were specifically made to have thematic sets of cards.
raulghoulia: @Sage0fMadness don't believe in modern love
djalternative: yeah. in Set Boosters they used to have "related cards" section of the pack
TheDevil_Risen: that happens 1 in 20 boxes ben ben, a lot of those packs are going to be whaky
ElektroTal: Wheeler better play Ureni
the_garfielf: isnt that vamp tutor
accountmadeforants: Honestly, I appreciate that someone got the commission for "a baby version of this dragon" and went with this instead of chibi-fying it.
LRRbot: Anafenza, Unyielding Lineage [2W] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Flash / First strike / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, Anafenza endures 2.
MegaDosX: Oh shit triome
EricTheOrange: wheeler, please
MegaDosX: Yes.
Mindfire13: Thats fair for this set
EvilBadman: Always both
RockPusher: Wheeler confirmed tsundere
Shadowsoflife: that's a weird name for a goat
dumbo3k: That is a lot of cards
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Dog_of_Myth:
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LRRbot: An Offer You Can't Refuse [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens.
admiral_sky_: OOOO eshki hell yeah
tehfewl: stocks do go up
LRRbot: Eshki Dragonclaw [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance, trample, ward {1} / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.
ElektroTal: Ureni though
Mazrae: Where does Grahams cards end and Nelly's begin
nevyn666: eshki loves the omen cards
DapperKoala2: @Mazrae Yes.
Shadowsoflife: ^
Juliamon: nevyn666 I hope you understand why I'm not letting that message thru (nothing personal)
djalternative: you also get shocks, Graham so I think you're fine
TheDevil_Risen: yeah its a premium price set Graham
TheDevil_Risen:
@LoadingReadyRun Paul 
Mattmitchell45: There was 10 in that set
vinopinguino: It is cause it has war of spark cards doesn't it?
nevyn666: @Juliamon i kinda get it. i realized how it can be misread
the_garfielf: there were rare and mythic planeswalkers
JonHerzogArtist: A third Ben has hit the table
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
Mindfire13: Thats what happens when there's 5 rare and 5 mythic walkers
IbunWest: the dichotomy between the piles on the Ben side vs the non Ben side is very amusing
HadesLeprechaun: but do all of the commons and uncommons of Capenna synergize with them?
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun tell Graham that there are only 8 multicolor legends in his set, so if he wants to swap boxes, may not be the worst idea?
accountmadeforants: @IbunWest Oh wow, I only just realized
Sage0fMadness: Wheeler's box was pretty sweet, shock, mistrise, mox, etc
Sage0fMadness: fetch*
ElektroTal: wheels opened a jasper??
EvilBadman: yeah
public_key_reveal_party: damn wheeler we let you down, apparently
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LRRbot: Flamehold Grappler [URW] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | First strike / When this creature enters, copy the next spell you cast this turn when you cast it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Zegana [2GGUU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/1] | Prime Speaker Zegana enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the greatest power among other creatures you control. / When Prime Speaker Zegana enters, draw cards equal to its power.
AngelicKnighthood: Did nelly just open a Vorenclex?
ipoddodd: what set is ulmer on?
LRRbot: Tolsimir Wolfblood [4GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/4] | Other green creatures you control get +1/+1. / Other white creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Create Voja, a legendary 2/2 green and white Wolf creature token.
MegaDosX: Ben is playing with SNC
letsbelgo: bolsimir, lover to wolves
nevyn666: @ipoddodd new capenna? i believe
EvilBadman: G hasn't opened Cyclonic Rift yet, so everyone is safe
lamina5432: street fighter for nelson
public_key_reveal_party: @nevyn666 dragonstorm
MegaDosX: !card hansk
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hansk, Slayer Zealot; Kolaghan Skirmisher
MegaDosX: !card hansk slayer zealot
LRRbot: Hansk, Slayer Zealot [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Archer [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent creates three Walker tokens. / {T}: Hansk, Slayer Zealot deals 2 damage to target creature. / Whenever a Zombie an opponent controls dies, draw a card.
Rogue_07: Ach, Hansk, run!
LRRbot: Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Rhino Warrior [2/4] | Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.
nevyn666: @public_key_reveal_party thats wheeler
DapperKoala2: Boulder? I hardly even
Wonderdoc: it‘s not just a boulder, it‘s a rock!!
ElektroTal: oh, i thoguht graham was in dom remastered, not rav, my bad
rogerivany: The title says 6 person commander but I'm assuming it's 4 person.
public_key_reveal_party: @public_key_reveal_party nevermind i'm dumb haha, sorry
EvilBadman: Voiced by Mick Foley
MegaDosX: Voiced by Mick Foley, riffing on The Rock and Macho Man
Syntheticuh: voiced by mick foley!
Mattmitchell45: I love that Street Fighter was made a Zendikar Set because of Chun Li's Multikicker
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nevyn666: @public_key_reveal_party arent we all!
bytecaster: Sure Ben, Sure
GrizzGrizzly: I thought the boulder was from Indiana Jones Universes Beyond
TheDevil_Risen: LRReeeks
vetr1c: Wrestler? Sigh, can't hide from WWE releases anywhere....
gualdhar: ok we need to tell WotC that Ben Ulmer gave us inside info
HadesLeprechaun: ooooh I have a pauper commander deck built around Mr Orfeo!
TheDevil_Risen:
the_lone_bard: *Flashbacks to when I made jokes about the Doom guy hitting it with his sword and getting warned not to spoiler DOOM Eternal.*
ipoddodd: @EvilBadman uh oh
tehfewl: 2 bracket 3 decks
JonHerzogArtist: Gavinnnn, the brought 3s!
EvilBadman: @ipoddodd ROFL
Rogue_07: Ben Ulmer more like "Banned from WOTC" Ulmer, am I right gamers? (I am not right)
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tehfewl: is that a Greater Mossdog? hell yeah
MegaDosX: Oh no
HadesLeprechaun: transmog wand is quite good removal in like, mono blue decks! I've got it in a couple
MegaDosX: That's not phrased well
Natedogg2: It's not about the size of the piles, it's how you build it.
LRRbot: Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder [1BRG] | Legendary Creature — Rhino Warrior [2/4] | Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Combos with the RG one because he untaps things
atinyspacemarine: Is "booster box commander" everyone gets a booster box and makes a commander deck?
Mindfire13: Does Ravnica Remastered have any WUBRG legends? (namely Niv Mizzet Reborn)
Juliamon: atinyspacemarine Yup
MegaDosX: @atinyspacemarine Exactly that
djalternative: Graham, how many petitioners have you opened?
EvilBadman: @atinyspacemarine they get to do some trades too
atinyspacemarine: holy hell, so extravagant. I love it
MegaDosX: @Mindfire13 Niv Reborn is in the set, but he's the only one
HadesLeprechaun: @Mindfire13 it has that one, yes
Shadowsoflife: @djalternative Yes
HadesLeprechaun: or yeah, Reborn
type_variable: i see graham opened karn
raze667: Farseek, SICK
type_variable: nice
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MegaDosX: Hello there Raffine
LRRbot: Raffine, Scheming Seer [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Demon [1/4] | Flying, ward {1} / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature connives X, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
AllTheWeasels: Surely it feels worse to be reprinted as a worse version of yourself. like knowing you peaked in high school
LRRbot: Teysa, Orzhov Scion [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Sacrifice three white creatures: Exile target creature. / Whenever another black creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
raze667: the goes infinite with a ham sandwich Teysa
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Teysa
UnknownFriday: Teysa is so good.
Wonderdoc: does G have the option of finding a 5c NivMizz in his box?
HadesLeprechaun: there is one, yes
MegaDosX: He does
LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
Dog_of_Myth: Do it Nelly
Wonderdoc: fingers crossed then
ipoddodd: Big BOY
DrLigmaPhD: @raze667 That sandwich being a finger-paint robot
DrLigmaPhD: ?
LRRbot: Geth, Thane of Contracts [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/4] | Other creatures you control get −1/−1. / {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Oh boy Thrun
raze667: @DrLigmaPhD there's a bunch of color changing effects in magic.
LRRbot: Thrun, Breaker of Silence [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Thrun can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. / During your turn, Thrun has indestructible.
Sage0fMadness: Glizzy
LRRbot: Glissa Sunslayer [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Remove up to three counters from target permanent.
raze667: But yes, painter servant is a primary offender
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Desruprot: interesting group of boxes
UnknownFriday: @DrLigmaPhD Darkest Hour is the easy one for it.
raulghoulia: blanka and glissa friends forever
LRRbot: Jor Kadeen, First Goldwarden [RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Jor Kadeen attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of equipped creatures you control. Then if Jor Kadeen's power is 4 or greater, draw a card.
TheDevil_Risen: Glissa and Blanka are OP
HadesLeprechaun: Blanka is nutty strong, but probably much less so in boxmander, lol
Sage0fMadness:
ipoddodd: jorkd een
LRRbot: Sagu Wildling // Roost Seek | Sagu Wildling [4G] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. // Roost Seek [G] | Sorcery — Omen | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
AllTheWeasels:
Land_Manatee: Nelson is gonna Jork it live on twitch
Voidhawk42: Making a pile of thopters then turning them all into flying Juggernauts with Graaz is always hilarious
MrPipboy3000: Are we house ruling mono color commanders have partner with other mono color commanders?
Rogue_07: Serge isn't even here
Sorator13:
Dog_of_Myth:
JonHerzogArtist: Stop, he's already dead!
Desruprot: theres an omen thats a cultivate
Sage0fMadness: Roast Seek more like
nevyn666: poor serge. he is the bestest of boys
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
AllTheWeasels: I love to rampant growth into my 4 mana clone
LRRbot: Jetmir, Nexus of Revels [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Demon [5/4] | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
raulghoulia: @MrPipboy3000 we are not
HadesLeprechaun: oh he did draw Jetmir! lets go
tehfewl: jetmir is really good
Gadora: Friendship ended with friendship.
HadesLeprechaun: oh the precon face commander
wrapscalion: Jetmir rules
Commodore_Perry_GG: Joining late: Each player had their own box to open?
GrizzGrizzly: double striking toxic mites, yes please
DrLigmaPhD: @Gadora Big gay cat is new best friend
MegaDosX: Jewel Thief was great in limited
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
Sorator13: @Commodore_Perry_GG Yep! With limited trades allowed.
EvilBadman: @DrLigmaPhD Yes, some trades allowed
MegaDosX: Oh hell yeah Ognis
LRRbot: Ognis, the Dragon's Lash [1{B/R}R{R/G}] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.
Commodore_Perry_GG:
@Sorator13 
nevyn666: was Codi in SNC?
Mindfire13: I should really build Ognis. Call the deck Fast Money
HadesLeprechaun: Ben getting a free Secret Lair with his box
LRRbot: Gobhobbler Rats [BR] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Hellbent — As long as you have no cards in hand, this creature gets +1/+0 and has "{B}: Regenerate this creature."
raze667: Lord of Riots is very sweet
MegaDosX: !card rakdos lord of riots
LRRbot: Rakdos, Lord of Riots [BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | You can't cast Rakdos unless an opponent lost life this turn. / Flying, trample / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
LRRbot: Rakdos, Lord of Riots [BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | You can't cast Rakdos unless an opponent lost life this turn. / Flying, trample / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.
MegaDosX: Oh right this one
tehfewl: I prefer Scribnibbler rats
DrLigmaPhD: Think Ravnica has a bad beer called Rakdos Equis?
Dog_of_Myth: I have a Rakdos, Lord of Riots demon deck. It is a blast
djalternative: did graham open a dimir legend?
RatherLargeToad: The Showstopper is also fun, but I’m retiring it him as one of my commanders since my group finds him unfun
Orxolon: good evening everyone
blackroseimmortal7: @RatherLargeToad really? just hate flipping coins?
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
agentofsaruman69: @blackroseimmortal7 board wipe in the command zone is generally anti fun
iris_of_ether: I definitely had a Niv deck that went pew pew pew. (On Arena)
RatherLargeToad: @blackroseimmortal7 they liked the flipping at first, but there’s lots of ways to recur him, so it just ends up being board-wipe typal
Voidhawk42: Game Changer Commander
r10pez10: board wipe typal huh
blackroseimmortal7: @agentofsaruman69 I guess I would have thought the random aspect makes it more fun, but reanimation dampensthat
Dog_of_Myth: yeah, that sounds like Niv
HadesLeprechaun: but does his pool even support that Niv-Mizzet
r10pez10: any mageta the lion enjoyers in chat
MegaDosX: Niv also has a couple of combos between different versions of himself, which is very on brand for him as a character
Rogue_07: When Niv-Mizzet isn't onscreen, people should be asking "where's Niv-Mizzet- attr. Niv-Mizzet
GasCityGaming: not being snooty, genuinely asking, is it pa-'run' or pa-'rune'?
djalternative: you could niv and play all the petitioners too
r10pez10: pa-rune i think
LRRbot: Ral Zarek [2UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ral [4] | [+1]: Tap target permanent, then untap another target permanent. / [−2]: Ral Zarek deals 3 damage to any target. / [−7]: Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.
GrizzGrizzly: Ben’s list cards were fire, I miss the list
r10pez10: parappa the rappa
raze667: I think pa-rune...... it's a noun
Wonderdoc: Graham dont you also have a Karn?
thanzo: lil' zarek
RatherLargeToad: I’m going to try replacing him with Deadpool. Similar play pattern there, but at least it’s only repeated single target effects
hattingston: Jetmir IS a caboy
LRRbot: Karn, the Great Creator [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated. / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value. / [−2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
LemonOnRye: oh right, that fun karn
tehfewl: graaz knows only smash
public_key_reveal_party:
so who opened a sol ring? 
LRRbot: Jetmir, Nexus of Revels [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Demon [5/4] | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
Wonderdoc: but Ben your Vampiric Tutor
nevyn666: do they get a package of commander staples? sol ring, command tower, arcane signet?
DrLigmaPhD: Niv-Rizzet, Izzet E-Boy
Commodore_Perry_GG: That's one fat....cat
Derekwillis: Jetmir likes to party.
Voidhawk42: As a cat, he is a "Heckin Chonker"
RatherLargeToad: He likes, he likes to party
Dog_of_Myth: He is just fluffy
thanzo: I just want to hug jetmir, he seems very fluffy
LRRbot: Bennie Bracks, Zoologist [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Convoke / At the beginning of each end step, if you created a token this turn, draw a card.
Voidhawk42: Oh Lawd He Overrunnin
LoadingReadyRun: @nevyn666 nope
r10pez10: commander without staples is fine
tehfewl: the cabaretti also squeezed their "totally not alcohol or drugs, guys, please believe us" from Giada
LRRbot: Ghostway [2W] | Instant | Exile each creature you control. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
tycoonbosh: Izzet the more interesting deck? I'll show myself out.
Mushbie: I wonder what Glissa's stance is on hotdogs...
Rogue_07: LMAO I have Arena up on my 2nd monitor, playing Historic Brawl. OP goes turn 3 Crucias Ambitious, I go turn 4 Severance Priest and they concede
DapperKoala2:
@tycoonbosh 
MegaDosX: Brokers was the one that was busted in limited
LRRbot: Obscura Ascendancy [WUB] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is equal to 1 plus the number of soul counters on this enchantment, put a soul counter on this enchantment, then create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / As long as there are five or more soul counters on this enchantment, Spirits you control get +3/+3.
Rogue_07: Love to randomly hose gimmick decks
stippledotter: No commander staples, just commander-strategically-folded-corners (do not do this)
DrLigmaPhD: Maestros is great in the right setup
MegaDosX: Cabaretti Ascendancy is fun if you have a lot of creatures in your deck
Fr0Dough: The title says 6 player but screen says 4 player, which one is correct? Im assuming 4?
superdude097: @LoadingReadyRun Are the players building 60 or 100 card decks? Full box commander is apparently usually 100 but NOT singleton like G said they were doing
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LRRbot: Petrahydrox [3{U/R}] | Creature — Weird [3/3] | When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, return this creature to its owner's hand.
tehfewl: like for lent?
Bruceski: Creature -- Weird. It sure is
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ElektroTal: @superdude097 boxing league is definitely singleton
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Commodore_Perry_GG: still can't believe Petraoreo beat out Petrahydrox
Desruprot: remembering Bad cards exist so good cards look better
MegaDosX: Oh hey no Sol Rings this game
public_key_reveal_party:
@Commodore_Perry_GG 
ladyjessica: can they trade legendaries?
LRRbot: Nahiri, the Unforgiving [1R{R/W/P}W] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nahiri [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature attacks a player each combat if able. / [+1]: Discard a card, then draw a card. / [0]: Exile target creature or Equipment card with mana value less than Nahiri's loyalty from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Nahiri was for limited
superdude097:
@ElektroTal Okay 
r10pez10:
nahiri got compleated?
Commodore_Perry_GG: @r10pez10 she got better
iris_of_ether: She got better
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 She got better
thraximore: then she got worse
Commodore_Perry_GG:
@iris_of_ether 
DapperKoala2:
Doesn't even have to be four mana 
r10pez10: i wonder if she got better
Transmuted_Elf: WotC keeps messing with my girl.
Wonderdoc: man every card Nahiri got past Shadows over Innistrid blows so hard
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Who knows. Guess we'll have to wait to find out.
public_key_reveal_party: sad there's no way to know if she got better
Derekwillis: "It's okay Nahiri, let's hug it out." -- gets bisected
LRRbot: Thrun, Breaker of Silence [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample / Thrun can't be the target of nongreen spells your opponents control or abilities from nongreen sources your opponents control. / During your turn, Thrun has indestructible.
TheDevil_Risen: yeah that Nahiri is not a Mythic, its barely a rare
GasCityGaming: one day we'll know if she got better
TheDevil_Risen: compared to the nissa planeswalker and the black walker from that set
Rogue_07: @Wonderdoc Heir of the Ancients is deece
GrizzGrizzly: Wait, yall can trade?!?
MegaDosX: They are allowing three trades with each other player up to nine total
DapperKoala2: @GrizzGrizzly Three with each other player, so each player has 9 in total.
MegaDosX: Per player
Gadora: @GrizzGrizzly Three trades with each other person apiece.
r10pez10: oh like Hearts
Marvoleath:
Wheeler meta-gaming like the cognitive gamer he is 
MegaDosX: Panharmonicon into cat into Progenitus
LRRbot: Iridescent Tiger [4R] | Creature — Cat [3/4] | When this creature enters, if you cast it, add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.
ElektroTal: iridescent tiger needs to be in my jodah deck
Desruprot: WUBRG is hard unless there is WUBRG legend in set that you have access to in which case 5 color good stuff
QuixoticScrivener: are we building 60 or 100 card commander sealed?
Mindfire13: Sac lands are allied colors in Capenna
LoadingReadyRun: @QuixoticScrivener 100
DapperKoala2: @ElektroTal Archmage Eternal or The Unifier?
myknorman: would love to see some kotis action.
MegaDosX: Yeah the two colour lands that can sacrifice to draw are all allied colours
MegaDosX: !card botanical plaza
LRRbot: Botanical Plaza | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: These ones
myknorman: @LoadingReadyRun would wheeler like a poll?
Desruprot: nice 4 different building methods between them as well
aitsu100: Wheeler going for the RUG pull
LoadingReadyRun:
@myknorman I don't think Wheeler cares what chat thinks 
MegaDosX: Imagine that
ElektroTal: @DapperKoala2 the first one
GrizzGrizzly: Does Ben get to use his box topper? That’s sweet
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun i'm hurt
r10pez10: VIPs transcend chat
Sorator13: My one attempt at Facebook Marketplace-ing saw someone trying to say they had an antique bedframe, using a online store picture from Kohls
Sorator13: (it was cheaper to buy it new from Kohls)
MegaDosX:
Land_Manatee: Hell yeah. Excited to see how much value Eshki can generate.
LRRbot: Courier's Briefcase [1G] | Artifact — Treasure | When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. / {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. / {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw three cards.
iris_of_ether: @Sorator13 And then roll in all that Kohls Cash~
aitsu100: Nes
Sorator13: @iris_of_ether My mom put it to good use!
red_shoes_jeff: MR. GAME! And Watch!
MilesLevitt: i loved how the announcer was always so confused to say luigi
MilesLevitt:
r10pez10: known antique dealer kohls
DrLigmaPhD: "Luigi wasn't a god..." an actual notification I got yesterday
Desruprot: Luigi can win by doing nothing though
johnnylongtorso: Decipher TCG mentioned
gualdhar: webcam games? yay!
HadesLeprechaun: it would probably not take long to become the premier Austin Powers card game streamers
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Bloomvine Regent [3GG] | Creature — Dragon [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature or another Dragon you control enters, you gain 3 life.
thingo314:
micalovits: Ah yes, the human
TheDevil_Risen: the other side
MrPipboy3000: Behold! A Dragon!
tehfewl: not playing a flying cultivate
ElektroTal: Wheeler needs to make a show about dieting called Is This Your Carb
gualdhar: oh no that IS a naked chicken
LRRbot: Reservoir Kraken [2UU] | Creature — Kraken [6/6] | Trample, ward {2} / At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
LRRbot: Structural Assault [3RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
HadesLeprechaun: dang, that Vamp tutor going to waste
MegaDosX: Everyone's in red at least
DrLigmaPhD: Mobilize is getting up there wit Connive for mechanics for me
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Proudboar: Ahah, just in time. Been a while since I caight a stream live
Desruprot: seems like Red is the shared color
MegaDosX: Everyone in red, two in blue, two in green, two in white
LRRbot: Serum-Core Chimera [2UR] | Creature — Phyrexian Chimera [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature. / Remove three oil counters from this creature: Draw a card. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, this creature deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.
Dog_of_Myth: Love me an Assemble the Legion
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AugmentingPath: This card isn't common, it's from before they did color coding for rarity on set symbols. Trust me
NoxStryx: Are multicard trades allowed?
bytecaster: The t-t-t-trade zone
Sorator13: the trade rectangle
Marvoleath: Magic as Garfield intended - trading cards based on their playability, not price
Mindfire13: The Blue Bazaar
Sorator13: now, we said "three" trades - do the trades have to be one card for one card?
Desruprot: @Marvoleath indeed
the_fanerdic: LRR invents the multiplayer trade window. nice.
freshmaker__: trade your voice?! ursula coded trading going on.
HadesLeprechaun: obviously risky and your own pool would need to be pretty decent, but taking like a mono-black legend and getting the best 9 black cards from your opponents could possibly pay off
Marvoleath: "I can fix her" ~Ben (about your manabase)
johnnylongtorso: Always Be Closing
LoadingReadyRun: the nice thing about using different sets is that we can tell who's cards belong to who if they get mixed up in the trades
LRRbot: Frontline Rush [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / • Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
SnackPak_: o7
myknorman: demo pact for nelly?
myknorman: tutor*
HadesLeprechaun: Ben has Vamp tutor
knifethrowingcontest: is it still singleton?
bippityjones: Glad to see the practice of making backup decks alive and well
the_fanerdic: @knifethrowingcontest yes
LoadingReadyRun: Nelson implementing a risky "takesies backsies" strategy
HadesLeprechaun: nellly can totally pull this together in 10 minutes
the_fanerdic: And with only minutes on the clock. let’s see if it pays off for him
wifi12345678910: Minutes on the clock to pull everything together? sounds like me in my finals this semester
nevyn666: usually you pay double for that kind of action, cotton
LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
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LRRbot: Greater Forgeling [3RR] | Creature — Elemental [3/4] | {1}{R}: This creature gets +3/−3 until end of turn.
r10pez10: ooh a 6/1
DeM0nFiRe: Wait who is running a me?!?
Desruprot: uh
Bacon_Trail: we vibing
KWardJenx: You winning sons?
djalternative: we brought pizza rolls
micalovits: @DeM0nFiRe Graham AND Wheeler sounds like
Commodore_Perry_GG: for all I know, this is what commander games look like now
Sorator13: honestly, half the time I watch LRR, it's just for the vibes
Sorator13: so I'm having a good time
Desruprot: would be interesting if someone made a chart of all the trading not the LRR reddit or something
MrPipboy3000: We're watching Night Court while you boys are playing wizard
r10pez10: 100% sorator
rogerivany:
I'm just waiting for the other 2 players. 
the_lone_bard: I mean... Someone stole my first gen Charizard. Still don't know who.
AtomicAlchemical: I mean... got a deck out of it at least
HadesLeprechaun: surprising! lol
wrapscalion: Nelly keeping it bracket 1. Respect.
HadesLeprechaun: you can open another box, you just can't put any of them in this deck
GoblinRoyalty: This feels like top chef but with Magic lol
johnnylongtorso: it has to be a box of Homelands
r10pez10: i think packs of homelands are five dollars at card kingdom dot com
djalternative: a Pa-rune is a rune shaped like a dad
Khalstrom: oww
justalog96: Wheeler, man of (riling up) the people
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justalog96:
Penn and teller talk about magic the gathering? 
Desruprot: I mean we see them draft and deck build on TV
Voidhawk42: There are only 52 cards in a deck... hmmm
DrLigmaPhD: Well "actor" doesn't mean "good actor"
DeM0nFiRe: On Penn & Teller's Fool Me someone did a "think of a card" then pulled a card out of their pocket "is this your card?" "No" "Well I had a 1 in 52 chance and if I got it right there's no way you would have known how I did it"
Xerodin: can someone make wheeler sleave his deck
DeM0nFiRe: WOAH
MegaDosX: IT'S PIKACHU
DeM0nFiRe: FANCY
HadesLeprechaun: it's rude to call your friends little piles
letsbelgo: : o
WanderingOmen: dryad something
Shurtal: Jolrael?
SnackPak_: gotta be pikachu
singinnonsense: that dryad
thanzo: ooooh
justalog96: "We're not live, right?" LMAO
TheRatKings: Jigglypuff as seen from above
t7112: obeka
letsbelgo: that dryad lady
attackllama31: "we're not live right?" immediately cuts out
johnnylongtorso: better 1 or better 2?
NotCainNorAbel: bear
Natedogg2: Land is behind Graham.
MrPipboy3000: Beastmaster something
Dog_of_Myth: That a ditto
hd_dabnado: Quirion Dryad
adept_nekomancer: Bear, and friend of bear.
rogerivany: Rampent Growth
t7112: q dry
Commodore_Perry_GG: GRAND MOFF TARKIN
RangerAlpha7: Quirion beastcaller
justalog96: Quirion beastcaller
DeM0nFiRe: I think it's Black Lotus
Voidhawk42: 8 F-ing Grizzly Bears
letsbelgo: is this just stealing wheeler's bit
Sage0fMadness: Quirion Beastcaller (Dominaria United #175) Quirion Beastcaller
superdude097: Storm Crow!
Khalstrom: This is fun, good work I'\m assuming Paul.
Dog_of_Myth: Squirrels
Juliamon: this music works really well for the bit
DapperKoala2: I bet the next one is Basic Forest
micalovits: Huh, this is pretty neat
SilverHalcyon: that's it?
MegaDosX: That was cool
DeM0nFiRe: neato
t7112: this looks like a fun format!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that would be good for the next PPR
LoadingReadyRun:
something I've been experimenting with
hd_dabnado: it was neat!
the_fanerdic: Very cool!
Bruceski: "What does this card do?" *shows art for Very Cryptic Command*
HadesLeprechaun: i'm sorry I noticed that very late, that song was happy little graphs killed bob ross? lol
MegaDosX: It worked well Paul
DeM0nFiRe:
@LoadingReadyRun 
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Cromalisc: Who is on tonight?
hedonistic_mushroom: Oh dang, I missed the start of the stream while cooking and eating breakfast. What's on the docket, pray tell?
DapperKoala2: On the off-chance someone cares: "Join Wheeler and his ever-expanding" instead of "every expanding"
Marvoleath: Graham, Nelson, Ben, Wheeler - playing boxing commander (sealed commander with booster box each, limited trades)
nevyn666: @hedonistic_mushroom they each opened sealed boxes of varying sets and are buillding commander dekcs
EricTheOrange: @nevyn666 as opposed to tampered boxes?
DapperKoala2: @EricTheOrange I doubt they could get the cards out without tampering with them.
hedonistic_mushroom: @nevyn666 thank you kindly. Kinda wanna do this myself.
Marvoleath: boxes were of Ravnica Remastered, Phyrexia: All Will Be One, New Capenna, Tarkir: Dragonstorm
Marvoleath: I *think* we ended with Niv, Glissa, Jetmir and Eshki
MegaDosX: I thought Nelson wound up with Jor Kadeen
MegaDosX: Rather than Glissa
Marvoleath: did he not change to GB last minute?
MegaDosX: He might have done, idk
MegaDosX: We'll find out when they get back from break I guess
Marvoleath: last 10 minutes to be more precise
WiJohn: Who knows what's going on during the cheat step
Marvoleath: yea, that's fair, could be some space-time continuity variations
micalovits: Woooo!
MegaDosX: tfw you break causality to choose a different commander
MegaDosX: There we go, you were right @marvoleath
LRRbot: Riveteers Overlook | Land | When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
silv3r_54: grilledgate
nevyn666: is that a new lrr sleeve?
MegaDosX: Also Ben gains a life
hd_dabnado: too high, cant come down
nevyn666: i dont have i think im just dad here
LRRbot: Bilious Skulldweller [B] | Creature — Phyrexian Insect [1/1] | Deathtouch / Toxic 1
micalovits: Infect time!
MegaDosX: Uh oh, poison
DrLigmaPhD: Billiam
TherapyforNarwhals: Paul FTW tonight
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
KWardJenx: Paul is MVP
TheDevil_Risen: mick is also derog down under
Marvoleath: @nevyn666 oldie but a goldie
LRRbot: Citizen's Crowbar [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment." / Equip {2}
nevyn666: @Marvoleath crap rabbit. i need those.
MegaDosX: Who else remembers when this card was broken in Arena?
Sogheim: howdy. did they make a whole commander deck from an entire booster box?
LRRbot: Kishla Skimmer [GU] | Creature — Bird Scout [2/2] | Flying / Whenever a card leaves your graveyard during your turn, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
TheDevil_Risen:
oo 2 mana simic bird that isnt nadu 
Marvoleath: @Sogheim one booster box each, with up to 3 trades
LRRbot: Tablet of Compleation [2] | Artifact | {T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. / {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.
Marvoleath: and yea, 100 cards singleton
hd_dabnado: oilers!
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undead__geek: Go Leafs Go!!!!
KingOfDoma: As a proud Calgarian, I should probably be mad
LRRbot: Goblin Electromancer [UR] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
rogerivany: Old border Electromancer? Nice.
LRRbot: Botanical Plaza | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.
bardunshield: I want to smack talk the Oilers but I'm a Pens fan so I'll just keep my mouth shut.
ghizmou: it s very annoying on arena though, because it just keeps begging you to transform it into an equipemnt
LRRbot: Tersa Lightshatter [2R] | Legendary Creature — Orc Wizard [3/3] | Haste / When Tersa Lightshatter enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / Whenever Tersa Lightshatter attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, exile a card at random from your graveyard. You may play that card this turn.
Marvoleath: That ironcrag is super annoying on Arena, it keep asking if you wanna change it into equip whenever you play a legend
Sorator13: @bardunshield I mean, you've won *several* cups since the Oilers last won one
silv3r_54: Tersa did WHAT
Sorator13:
you have room to talk
TheDevil_Risen:
Marvoleath:
@ghizmou I see I'm not alone in this
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: uhhhh
Dog_of_Myth:
letsbelgo: nip the tip!
silv3r_54: LOLLL
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: lol
ghizmou:
@Marvoleath 
TheDevil_Risen: a certain new hustle?
LRRbot: Glissa Sunslayer [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Remove up to three counters from target permanent.
Buxx345: NO
nevyn666: oy vey
djalternative: So, taste testing different kinds of oil to see if you can identify them?
justalog96: We ARE missing out, I agree
MrPipboy3000: Don't worry, it will be a briss ... i mean breeze
adept_nekomancer: I mean, if there's money to be made there, I suppose you should get your... cut.
BrowneePointz: Ben is running Hot Cat Grandpa!
Commodore_Perry_GG: Lhurgoy-f
GoblinRoyalty: The Great Catsby
Dog_of_Myth: Wooo Transmute
LRRbot: Drift of Phantasms [2U] | Creature — Spirit [0/5] | Defender / Flying / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Celebrity Fencer [3W] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
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freshmaker__: guilty gear voice "counter!"
djalternative: She's a Celebrity Fencer because she's got a show on HGTV
Dog_of_Myth: Big ramp
LRRbot: Encroaching Dragonstorm [3G] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
BrowneePointz: The Art Deco variant of Jetmir may be the Most Aura a Thicc Grandpa has ever Farmed
justalog96: Eat your veggies, kids
Desruprot: repeatable veggies
ElektroTal: migratory path is my jam
tehfewl: ^
justalog96: Migration Path, I think
BrowneePointz: Captain Horatio Crunch
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
djalternative: CTC is actually one of the few cereals that uses real sugar (because it's on the outside)
BrowneePointz: wait, his middle name is Magellan. Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
BrowneePointz: are you kidding me?
Bacon_Trail: JLK known cinnamon toast crunch enjoyer (probably)
HedgehogKnight: I found the real Cap'n and won a Gameboy
justalog96: Kill the dragonstorm for fun
ElektroTal: Assemble the Legion is God's card
Dog_of_Myth: ^^^
hd_dabnado: would a Costco Guys crapshot be too late at this point?
justalog96: Assemble the legion is BIG Boros
Seraphin_Eveles:
Oh yay, I get to actually watch some MtG for once
LRRbot: Izzet Guildgate | Land — Gate | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
djalternative: everyone knows Count Chocula's guilty of Real Estate scams
Marvoleath: !card glissa, sunseeker
LRRbot: Glissa Sunseeker [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/2] | First strike / {T}: Destroy target artifact if its mana value is equal to the amount of unspent mana you have.
justalog96: B-b-b-big boros
tehfewl: it is
BrowneePointz: 2009
Desruprot: notables Assemble The Legion makes relevant blockers for Glissa
BrowneePointz: they're 17
Marvoleath: !card glissa, sunslayer
LRRbot: Glissa Sunslayer [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Elf [3/3] | First strike, deathtouch / Whenever Glissa Sunslayer deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Remove up to three counters from target permanent.
BrowneePointz: wait that's bad math
micalovits: Uhh
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.
ElektroTal: ASOLDIERS ASSEMBLE
bardunshield: AH
agentofsaruman69:
i used to deliver pizza to peanut butter gamer
justalog96: Copy Enchantment is HOT
justalog96: I love that card in commander
goombalax: Increment the poggifer
Seraphin_Eveles: Love you sleeves, Graham XD
Seraphin_Eveles: your*
BrowneePointz: wait yea Peanut Butter Baby is from January 2009, so that kid is 16/17 now
LRRbot: Glacial Dragonhunt [UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. / Harmonize {4}{U}{R}
Marvoleath: ah, Glissa is target enchant, not the defending player controls; so sadly the legion cannot protect itself with its tokens
Desruprot:
ElektroTal: we did that during the aetherdrift post prerelease too, lol
micalovits: Don't discard a land Wheeler!
the_garfielf: you dont have to discard a card wheeler
Grinnin_Gin: pavlov's playmat
LRRbot: Eshki Dragonclaw [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance, trample, ward {1} / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.
HedgehogKnight: Pavlov's Magic player
kakurenbo69: The discard on Glacial Dragonhunt is a may. No need to discard that forest
djalternative: Have you ever placed a card "on the card reader" during a game that's not even in the moonbase?
r10pez10: damn, two mana draw a card
Diabore: just back from the movies, who are the 2 other players?
hd_dabnado: temur deserves a good card (partially kidding)
Juliamon: Diabore It's not actually 6, just 4
MegaDosX: Shots fired
micalovits: Wheeler please, we suck at magic
TherapyforNarwhals: Shot
Dog_of_Myth:
admiral_sky_:
Diabore: @Juliamon ah, alright
djalternative: Can I front seat then?
TherapyforNarwhals: Special Guest Wheeler at Let's Nope?
raulghoulia: also Graham one time
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
r10pez10: backseaters will be asked how many eyes Glitterfang has
Xerodin: thats a good bit, love that bit
tehfewl: are we still "Wheeler please"ing?
TherapyforNarwhals: Wheeler you play Magic, you like horror shows.
micalovits: Did anyone else just randomly get the intro to FNPF on the screen for half a sec?
BrowneePointz: well first we need to find a horror game Wheeler would want to play
justalog96: I would like to watch nelly shuffle umpteen times, please
ElektroTal: Nelly, let me have this
djalternative: @r10pez10 glitterfang only contains one I
MegaDosX: His what
justalog96: Teysa, lightsaber
Dog_of_Myth:
adept_nekomancer: "taste of lightsaber"
justalog96: Im dead
Land_Manatee: Please, turn on my Teysa lightsaber
micalovits: You can always remove some counters from the legion instead of killing it
r10pez10: i've definitely put farseek into monogreen decks by accident
ElektroTal: lol. i'm gonna be leaving to go see a movie soon, you do what you want, just let me have at least one damn assemble token, people never let me have it =)
justalog96: "She has to make contact?" thats what he said
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
Diabore: the nivi game
BrowneePointz: RAVNICA'S WOONDZ CHAMPION!
Land_Manatee: You seeing Thunderbolts?
BrowneePointz: Champion! Ravnica's WOONDZ!
MegaDosX: Turn his TV off
hd_dabnado: I guess Nelly could use Glissa to remove the muster counters
tehfewl: its Niv-Mizz eh
BrowneePointz: @Land_Manatee Thunderbolts*
superdude097: !card celebrity fencer
LRRbot: Celebrity Fencer [3W] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Brokers Hideout | Land | When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Forest, Plains, or Island card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Stimulus Package [2RG] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create two Treasure tokens. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
BrowneePointz: (the fact the asterisk is part of the title makes my eye twitch)
freshmaker__: remove counters is my favourite mode on glissa. very funny to poke planeswalkers or win battles with her.
r10pez10: wait until you hear about M*A*S*H
Grinnin_Gin: thanks for these treasures obama
LRRbot: Glacial Dragonhunt [UR] | Sorcery | Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Glacial Dragonhunt deals 3 damage to target creature. / Harmonize {4}{U}{R}
DrLigmaPhD: It has been over a decade and I still hear ERB Obama saying it whenever I hear "Stimulus package"
Land_Manatee: @BrowneePointz Oh! Had me sitting here wondering how you thought I spelled it wrong, lol.
Diabore: got in late, how does ben have assemble the legion? was it set boosters and a list card?
freshmaker__: not billy!
ElektroTal: @Diabore they were allowed to trade, and he traded for it
Diabore: @ElektroTal that also makes sense, thanks shivam
LRRbot: Summit Intimidator [3R] | Creature — Yeti [4/3] | Reach / When this creature enters, target creature can't block this turn.
micalovits: But Wheeler, you don't have to discard to it /s
adept_nekomancer: How does one intimidate a summit?
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nevyn666: draft playable summit intimidator?!?!
r10pez10: huh, reach in red
Diabore: eshki real good
ElektroTal: they just keep adding words to it
Diabore: sagu wildling omen into eshkis is a hell of a limited play
superdude097: Blue Paw Print
agentofsaruman69: colonel mustard
ElektroTal: Wheels, what do you think, is eshki the temur deck i should be building?>
InfiniTokens: Depends on the set!
JonHerzogArtist: I've noticed the "hidden reach" creatures tend to be red
djalternative: a copy of a Clue the movie DVD
hd_dabnado: @ElektroTal not wheeler, love the card in Gladiator
thanzo: broken glasses?
NoxStryx: Rope, lead pipe, candle stick
nevyn666: @djalternative with all 3 endings. right?
Land_Manatee: I'm making an Eshki Humans deck as part of a 32 Humans deck challenge
Diabore: you ot big bella in that list ben? (the temur adventure legend from wilds)
ElektroTal: they were clues in Ravnica Clue edition
hd_dabnado: im learning that there are tons of ways to play this card and thats awesome
LRRbot: Carnivorous Canopy [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate.
thanzo: eshki with extra turns seems interesting
Diabore: soldier looked at niv funny
nevyn666: the loot. the warrant. contessa
r10pez10: damn, broken wings has so many words now
kakurenbo69: How about a clue that is just a big question mark.
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hd_dabnado: YES
punderdome: I was tinkering with Eshki Keruga companion that’s also “Oops all power 4 or greater”
ElektroTal: rofl
micalovits: Glissa can also just sit back and tell ashki to stay away
ElektroTal: besides, you should be drawing cards
thanzo:
freshmaker__: Always Be One is my favourite magic set.
LRRbot: Evolved Spinoderm [2GG] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [5/5] | This creature enters with four oil counters on it. / This creature has trample as long as it has two or fewer oil counters on it. Otherwise, it has hexproof. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from this creature. Then if it has no oil counters on it, sacrifice it.
theamc2000: more oil? eh its nothing
hd_dabnado: better a second oil card than a second jet fuel card
Xerodin: wheeler i got that reference
KWardJenx: Wow, a Pierre White reference. In this economy?
LRRbot: Seal of the Guildpact [5] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose two colors. / Each spell you cast costs {1} less to cast for each of the chosen colors it is.
RangerAlpha7: that sure is a way to construct that sentence
Mindfire13: That was in the Mizzix precon
micalovits: Even focusing on the Izzet symbol, neat
djalternative: hey. the izzet seal is even highlighted
ElektroTal: wasn't that the famed 'reading the card explains the card' preview?
superdude097: Neat that the light is shining on the Izzit symbol in the art
LRRbot: Compulsive Research [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws three cards. Then that player discards two cards unless they discard a land card.
the_garfielf: doesnt get better than that
MegaDosX: Greg Miller
micalovits: To real
dutchmoose: I was in a thrift shop today that was straight up playing the Donnie Darko soundtrack
Sorator13: man, I wish I could go to the dream store and buy better dreams
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: the dreams in which im dying etc etc
djalternative: my dreams involve a shark shaped cow telling me to save children
LRRbot: Arclight Phoenix [3R] | Creature — Phoenix [3/2] | Flying, haste / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast three or more instant and sorcery spells this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Blip2004: 3 pings
ElektroTal: norway?
Isitmeorisitme1: nepal?
the_garfielf: norway has white
micalovits: @ElektroTal Also white
ElektroTal: nepal has white
Khalstrom: st louis has white
DrLigmaPhD: Nepal is rhe only non rectangle
ElektroTal: two triangles
MrPipboy3000: nepal has white symbols
hidingbox: Those still have white
justalog96: Nepal has a white star I think
djalternative: lots of flags use white as an accent or stroke
GasCityGaming: that is nepal, with the triangles
agentofsaruman69: more like Nepaul
Isitmeorisitme1: sooo truee
SquareDotCube: There's Ohio
Sorator13: Paul would know NePaul's flag
hidingbox: Maybe some subdivision?
Sorator13: @SquareDotCube Is there, though?
Commodore_Perry_GG: Samoa gets close but still has white stars
kevsta47: The Ohio flag is also not a rectangle!
djalternative: There IS a pure red and blue flag but it's one of the communication flags and not a country flag
Marvoleath: Liechtenstein is blue-red
justalog96: Ohio flag is goated
Marvoleath: but with a crown
LRRbot: Spiteful Repossession [4R] | Sorcery | Spiteful Repossession deals damage to each opponent who controls more lands than you equal to the difference. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the damage dealt this way.
the_garfielf: i dont believe there is a flag with only blue and red
Commodore_Perry_GG: French flag if they messed up making it
justalog96:
theamc2000: what about province flags
MrPipboy3000: Liechtenstein is Blue and Red with a gold crown
Land_Manatee: Samoa is really close
theamc2000: the flag of Chicago is tricolor
niccus: Haiti's *civil* flag is just blue and red, but that's not quiiite common use
blastedman: i was this close to bein pissed
Diabore: wheeler youre canadian, they started mad at you
rosesmcgee: So the US flag if every state simultaneously secedes?
LRRbot: Roamer's Routine [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Harmonize {4}{G}
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun The international code signal flag for E (Echo) is purely red and blue if that counts
DeM0nFiRe:
Xerodin: 10/10
niccus: the swiss canton of Ticino
thanzo: a microscope with a glass slide would be a fun clue token
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: ah
AtomicAlchemical: Wheeler's performance in this season of Friday Nights is so goated
protocol_gamma: Why did Wheeler just make the Dark Souls damage sound? Is he okay?
Grinnin_Gin: and their grandfather, Poggiferrous the Magnificent
micalovits: He has a Dot ticking
LRRbot: Compulsive Research [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws three cards. Then that player discards two cards unless they discard a land card.
justalog96: Lmao
Sorator13: well, I think he wished he got to do it for one mana, but yes
agentofsaruman69: it's not free, you still have to pay for cards from tersa
silv3r_54: wow
justalog96: He gets the bassy part of it well
Simonark: Surely the question is, Why Does Dark Souls make Standard Wheeler Noise No. 3?
adept_nekomancer: I think of the overworld poison noise from Pokemon as the "damage over time" sound.
TheDevil_Risen: Obliv remaster is Poggerz
DigitalSeahorse:
I think the DS "You Died." sound
justalog96: PENTAVUS
theamc2000: wheeler actually logged there
Pharmacistjudge:
LRRbot: Compulsive Research [2U] | Sorcery | Target player draws three cards. Then that player discards two cards unless they discard a land card.
justalog96: That's sick
HadesLeprechaun: Mirrodin all star
thanzo: a pentavus for the rest of us
LRRbot: Radical Idea [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Jump-start
Sorator13: triskadecaphobite?
Orxolon: in my first pack of mirrodin i opened isochrone scepter XD
LRRbot: Mugging [R] | Sorcery | Mugging deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn.
silv3r_54: that was a very synchronized 'ohhhh'
Sorator13: "neck function: never the same again"
Sorator13:
mood
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Arclight Phoenix [3R] | Creature — Phoenix [3/2] | Flying, haste / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast three or more instant and sorcery spells this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Grinnin_Gin: boromir would have given nelson THREE pentamite tokens
Simonark: Wait, a version of Skewer The Critics that isn't in raised foil and 100 dollars US? I had no idea such a thing existed!
thanzo: !card pentavus
LRRbot: Pentavus [7] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Create a 1/1 colorless Pentavite artifact creature token with flying. / {1}, Sacrifice a Pentavite: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Crackling Drake [UURR] | Creature — Drake [*/4] | Flying / Crackling Drake's power is equal to the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard. / When this creature enters, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Oh man love this card
justalog96: Graham is popping off
LRRbot: Tablet of Compleation [2] | Artifact | {T}: Put an oil counter on this artifact. / {T}: Add {C}. Activate only if this artifact has two or more oil counters on it. / {1}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if this artifact has five or more oil counters on it.
Land_Manatee: Very expensive abacus
micalovits: Is Voxy in the chat?
justalog96: That was worth
justalog96: lmao
ckupf: @micalovits was literally typing that
MegaDosX: There was a witch in there somewhere
Isitmeorisitme1: lolol
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WizardDanceParty: Group Voxy impression
ghizmou:
micalovits: Sure sounded like she was in the room
LRRbot: Citizen's Crowbar [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment." / Equip {2}
rosesmcgee: Sounded like the weasels from Roger Rabbit
Shurtal: some of you sounded like Voxy
thanzo:
MegaDosX: Jetmir time
djalternative: a mere jet
micalovits: Does Ben still have the dude that gets counters?
LRRbot: Jetmir, Nexus of Revels [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Demon [5/4] | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
Skye_Stryke: Does the fencer grow from the citizens?
GoblinRoyalty: I can't hear Pentavus without hearing Festivus
MegaDosX: He's sometimes referred to as Hoof in the command zone
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: Maxium Weasle was the worst MVC super move
GoblinRoyalty: Doublestrike, Trample, Vig - ea/ 1/1 is basically 8 damage with the +3/+0 buff
Grinnin_Gin: its simple, we KILL the nelson
AgentCaleb: yeah bens fencer gets 6 bigger now from the citizens and jetmir
Grinnin_Gin: does ben just win the game here
ElektroTal: jetmir + assemble is so hot that it makes me want to build yet another token deck
superdude097: Times 4 because base power
MegaDosX: +3/+0 means 1/1s become 4/1s remember
superdude097: ^
GoblinRoyalty: Each 4/1 represents 8 damage
Sorator13: so 64 damage from tokens, plus the duelist
GoblinRoyalty: ^^^^^
superdude097: ^
Humanoid_typhoon_: 4/1s
Dog_of_Myth: Craterhoof Math is the new Steiner Math.
MegaDosX:
There we go
silv3r_54: I was told math was for blockers
silv3r_54:
MegaDosX: Somebody get Ben an abacus
Seraphin_Eveles: @Dog_of_Myth omg, that's the best thing I've heard in a while XD
ElektroTal: did he play a hoof? did i miss that?
Commodore_Perry_GG: the jerk-urge to say random nujmbers
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Jetmir
siklr: the amount of homestar runner references make me happy
ElektroTal: ah, right
twistedsylvan: @Dog_of_Myth Steiner Math? As in, Battletech? With the scout lances and such?
Sorator13: wheeler
justalog96:
Good ref
rosesmcgee: I like how nobody at the table offers to help with math when this is the calculation
Diabore: i think ben is the problem
r10pez10: math is for chatters
GoblinRoyalty: KILL JETMIR
GoblinRoyalty: YESSSS
silv3r_54:
MegaDosX: He does have a Rift in his deck
Sorator13:
Dog_of_Myth: @twistedsylvan No, it is a wresting meme
micalovits: Lets go Stark!
MegaDosX: He can bounce Jetmir back to hand and make them all tiny
Commodore_Perry_GG: yeah, that's how Cyclonic Rift works
silv3r_54: LOL
GoblinRoyalty: LuL
Land_Manatee: Gotta make him have it
micalovits: He also only has 1 U
MegaDosX: He can't overload it if he has it
ElektroTal: he doesnt have the mana?
agentofsaruman69: just needs to bounce jetmir chat
MegaDosX: He can bounce Jetmir
silv3r_54:
more math 
MegaDosX: !card snakeskin veil
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
Diabore: nope
Pharmacistjudge: o
Diabore: no snakeskin sadly
MegaDosX: That does also take the threat of an overloaded Rift off the board for the moment
lamina5432: the blue player with open mana always hitting the token player
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
justalog96: Bless ya
TheDevil_Risen: blessyou wheeler
micalovits: Prosit
DeM0nFiRe:
silv3r_54: I felt that sneeze
justalog96: rough sneeze
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: oh noooo
bosqueofpines: ah....
Sorator13: oh dear
MrPipboy3000: Jetmire is like "Its hecking wimdy out my dudes, PEACE"
LRRbot: Winternight Stories [2U] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a creature card. / Harmonize {4}{U}
micalovits: Why is that card a rare?
xantos69: You can milk more than a cow
Sorator13: @micalovits because you can do it twice?
djalternative: It could definitely be minotaur milk in that latte
GoblinRoyalty: Milking Monkeys is how Kibo came out
Dog_of_Myth:
silv3r_54: LMAO
justalog96: lmao
MadWolf1290: GRAHAM
YeetTheRich_: i heard it was a sick gorilla
bosqueofpines: Baboon milk, coming to a grocery store near you
SilverHalcyon: you don't even need 100 for that
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
DrLigmaPhD: Boy do I have bad news about gorillas'... ratios
MrPipboy3000: I mean, Harambe couldn't even take 2 dudes, don't know what the debate is about ....
moseph_jedi: a wet blanket could beat up John mulaney
r10pez10: chat wtf
Sorator13: @r10pez10 look, you can't blame us for this one
djalternative: this is Cyclonic Rift's fault
Grinnin_Gin: cyclonic rift did nothing wrong
DirectorStephanie: @r10pez10 are you really that surprised, friend?
ztghostie: Serge died to Adam's Yargle
Juliamon: I would 100% believe the Simic have engineered a critter that produces a natural lactose-free dairy product in copious volumes, just for the coffee industry
agentofsaruman69: i mean you're not really killing people with commander damage in precon games
DirectorStephanie:
Yargle
Sogheim: @Juliamon it'd also be part crab
Juliamon: Sogheim hagfish-crab-cow
Grinnin_Gin: serge dared to bargle with yargle
LRRbot: Knockout Maneuver [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
Grinnin_Gin: and paid the price
Marvoleath: @Sogheim welp, humans did mix spiders and goats to milk spider-web protein
MegaDosX: He's the juggernaut, bus
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Graz
LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
Sorator13: and they still fly, right?
xantos69: I am now rooting for Nelson exclusively and anybody who hurts Graaz is a villain.
MegaDosX: Oh yeah, they keep their keywords
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r10pez10: when you get attacked by juggernauts make sure to say graazie
MegaDosX: I saw Rachel Weeks playing a Pia Nalaar deck on another video recently where she used Graaz to make her thopters enormous
Marvoleath: it's like a clown car, but the clowns are juggernauts and the car is a juggernaut too
GoblinRoyalty: 5/3 juggies
LRRbot: Prosthetic Injector [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has toxic 1. / Equip {1}
DirectorStephanie: uh oh…juggies!
ElektroTal: pai gow, nelson
MegaDosX: WHEELER
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
GoblinRoyalty: hahahahaha
Sage0fMadness: hahahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Sorator13: WHEELER
GoblinRoyalty: LuL
justalog96: LMAO
KWardJenx: Ha!!
Isitmeorisitme1: lmaoo
DirectorStephanie: D:
Xerodin: its that rhino coffee
ElektroTal: I think we need to figure out what mahjong magic is, wheels. new bonus ep?
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX I'm imagining a flying juggernaut with a tiny propeller on top
justalog96: blow his "nose"
MegaDosX: Karn turns off the equipment and the tablet now
Land_Manatee: Shivam has clearly abandoned his movie plans
LRRbot: Karn, the Great Creator [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated. / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value. / [−2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun With a propeller hat
Sorator13: almost put (lewd) at the end of that clip title
MegaDosX: There's a Shahrazad somewher
MegaDosX: somewhere*
drcthulu: It blew up the horn
niccus: isn't Invert Polarity already the Ron of magic
HadesLeprechaun: I know broadly speaking older sets are worse for boxmander, but I wonder how well a Mirrodin box would work...going with a heavy colorless set even with few possible commanders
agentofsaruman69: in before aetherize
nevyn666: im glad i can manually pop my ears
Marvoleath: @HadesLeprechaun you'd need to pull mono-G Glissa or Bosh, no other commanders afaik
MegaDosX: ROCCO
MegaDosX: Love them
LRRbot: Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer [XRGW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/1] | When Rocco enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DirectorStephanie: Rocco’s Modern Life?
Sorator13: Oh?
justalog96: another solid reference
MrPipboy3000: It was actually a post modern life ...
LRRbot: Maelstrom of the Spirit Dragon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Dragon spell or an Omen spell. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Dragon card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
justalog96: Ureni incoming
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silv3r_54: rizzing? nah, grazzing
LRRbot: Roiling Dragonstorm [1U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, draw two cards, then discard a card. / When a Dragon you control enters, return this enchantment to its owner's hand.
plaidanddrpepper: Tomi Undergallows!
LRRbot: Winternight Stories [2U] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a creature card. / Harmonize {4}{U}
justalog96: Lovely
Welbog: clap clap
nevyn666: what would there acapella group name be?
HadesLeprechaun: @Marvoleath ah I was thinking Memnarch was in Mirrodin and not the later ones, and thought they'd actually be pretty good in this format
TheDevil_Risen:
haha @LoadingReadyRun
Welbog: AcapeLLR
TheDevil_Risen: nice bass
nevyn666: @Welbog i like that
justalog96: Deathstrike
djalternative: but who gets Lady Deathstrike?
silv3r_54: wotc is furiously writing down notes
hidingbox: New ability deathstrike just dropped
justalog96: Glissa has deathstrike for sure
MegaDosX: Deathstrike is how first strike and deathtouch is sometimes referred to
r10pez10: first strike + deathtouch is mercifully rare
justalog96: Commander bystander sydnrome "Someone will kill Graham"
GoblinRoyalty: aetherize?
calculated_uncertainties:
100
LRRbot: Ill-Gotten Inheritance [3B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.
Diabore: sure was ill gotten
r10pez10: oh hey, IGI
djalternative: Graham can die to the IGI he opened
micalovits: He could also Niv Mizzet
LoadingReadyRun: I'll Gittem Inheritance
justalog96: That card rocks
LRRbot: Devilish Valet [2R] | Creature — Devil Warrior [1/3] | Trample, haste / Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double this creature's power until end of turn.
LRRbot: Jetmir, Nexus of Revels [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Demon [5/4] | Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures. / Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
r10pez10: the cat is back on the escalator
Isitmeorisitme1: seems like an alpha strike to me yeah
admiral_sky_: deathtouch trample? exciting
MrPipboy3000: 2 fencer triggers?
tehfewl: murder has been declared
micalovits: Deathtouch, trample, doublestrike is rude
MegaDosX: Deathtouch vigilance trample doublestrike right?
LRRbot: Quicken [U] | Instant | The next sorcery spell you cast this turn can be cast as though it had flash. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Like they're dead if they can't stop this attack
r10pez10: nice akroma (evil) cosplay
MrPipboy3000: So trample and deathtouch means the only block 1 point of damage right?
justalog96: Enscripted lol
Sorator13: oh what a neat thought!
hidingbox: Do I amuse you?
MegaDosX: I don't think creatures matter right now
dasdardly: ben has 10 creatures right?
shendaras:
nevyn666: gg
HadesLeprechaun: eeeey, I called it at the beginning of stream! Just said Ben needed to open Jetmir and he was set, lol
micalovits: That would have turned off double strike, so might have been enough
kristbg: gg
KWardJenx: Game 2?
wrapscalion:
GoblinRoyalty:
that was fun to watch
DrLigmaPhD: I feel like Rule 0 throngs would have been ok
nevyn666: its 10:30 here in the future
MegaDosX: 12:35pm here even further in the future
aesir_blade: No trading; allow duplicates? since it is limited after all
MegaDosX: You might need it as a safety valve if someone gets hecked with not enough playables, but you're probably fine just sticking to singleton by default
jokcourtz: all of them!
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GoblinRoyalty: box of foundation and make a million dollars pulling heir apparents
thavleifrim: if you can get 4 boxes of mystery booster
lamina5432: french toast all the way
ztghostie: OTJ would be a fun one
t7112: what about pancakes?
Isitmeorisitme1: everyone have a good night!
HadesLeprechaun: Commander Legends or Battle for Baldurs Gate, ez
GoblinRoyalty: thanks y'all! My friends are planning on doing this after seeing this.
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MrPipboy3000: Fallout!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Pharmacistjudge: you can crack virtual box
Pharmacistjudge: then make the decks
MegaDosX: That's probably the cheaper way to do it
MegaDosX: Depending on what you pull though
HadesLeprechaun: MTGGoldfish did one commander episode allowing "ante" cards and it was actually incredibly fun
hd_dabnado: Winston Draft a whole box
MegaDosX: Like imagine cracking a DMU box digitally and you open a Sheoldred
NotCainNorAbel:
500
t7112: thanks for the great entertainment!
Cocoathunder432:
MegaDosX: Good job Paul being the card reader this stream
djalternative: Tomorrow is Free Comicbook Day for all who celebrate
agentofsaruman69:
Paul
MegaDosX: Doom
djalternative: Quake 2?
YeetTheRich_: counter strike
niccus: hl3 rumors are bubbling over, why not hl2dm
YeetTheRich_: cs 1.6
SquareDotCube: UT99?
micalovits: Does Nelly still stream Valorant?
agentofsaruman69: deathmatch Hexen
NoxStryx: Starseige Tribes
Land_Manatee: If only 4 people, do some Halo L.A.S.O campaign
nymistrya: Technically, Oblivion is First Person and you CAN shoot magic/arrows at people
goombalax: Fortnite has the Star wars event on
lamina5432: blue prince is a fun watch
attackllama31: i'm playing blue prince right now!
Dog_of_Myth: yeah, emote only is a good call
agentofsaruman69: big ol' blankie over chat
lamina5432: a hey chat at least but there is a lot of spoilers
djalternative: Talking Simulator has traditionally been a fully spoiled stream. Will that not be the case for Blue Prince?
MegaDosX: Love when that'
MegaDosX: When that's a surprise
Juliamon: djalternative It will not, because the game needs that level of mystery
MegaDosX: Ooooh
djalternative: cardboard box fort?
TheAwkes:
Mods, you going to run a pool on how many first time chatters catch a timeout with their first message during Blue Prince?
DeM0nFiRe: ooo neato
micalovits: Neat
Dog_of_Myth: Oh cool
NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah!
TheDevil_Risen: ooo fun!!!
t7112: that sounds fantastic!
MegaDosX: That sounds so cool!
NoxStryx: Massive Crossover Event!
wrapscalion: Let's Go!
MegaDosX: WHAT
KWardJenx: That's great
DeM0nFiRe: Discord mods gonna be working overtime getting other channel videos added to the lrr videos channel
djalternative: do you at least have smores prepared?
MegaDosX: Illegal WNPF!
tehfewl: Love the Spike Feeders
KWardJenx: Love this!
Anubis169: TheAwkes: No, but we have thought about measures for that specific game
couchboyj: Wednesday Night Paper Wamjangle
micalovits: Doesn't he need to win to retire champion Ben?
mister_nibbles:
that seems like homophobia
Commodore_Perry_GG: Lad(d)ies Night
MegaDosX: How dare you not release your videos immediately, you should edit faster (hard /s)
Anubis169: liiiiiiiiiiive!
djalternative: @MegaDosX the vst is on vacation
MegaDosX:
@djalternative That sounds like excuses 
t7112: thanks team!
tep_forever:
xantos69:
50 bITS
LostThePirate: @djalternative We're charging up for DBEx
NotCainNorAbel: !storm
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MegaDosX: Nice, twice.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Simonark: This sounds brilliant, by the way, and I’m hugely looking forward to all the results of your crossover event. Hope the multiverse is safe!
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Dog_of_Myth: Nice
DeM0nFiRe: nice
KWardJenx: This was a great stream. Thanks so much!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! That was great
djalternative: bad move, meej
lamina5432: everyone did great gnight
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
lesbiandracula: just got here! how's it oh
red_shoes_jeff:
KWardJenx: You Paul. Seamless work as ever
LoadingReadyRun:
@KWardJenx
Orxolon: g night everyone!
MantraQLIVE: how do you only have 400 viewers
TeacherSeanTV:
I just got here noooo
MantraQLIVE: you guys are awesome didn’t know you stream on twitch
MantraQLIVE: oh it’s over.. I just joined..
DeM0nFiRe:
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Juliamon: It's over for today, but not forever!
Simonark: They stream all the time, you’ll get more chances!
Juliamon: !schedule
Simonark: They run the twitch channel like a TV station with regular shows, you will find a lot on that schedule.
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