Earthenone: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #7261: "Oh this is awful. This is terrible. Oh I love it!" —Kathleen [2020-10-05]
Juliamon:
PharaohBender27:
!
Juliamon: wrong game tho
Juliamon: tho there are probably dead girlfriends in Magic too
NotCainNorAbel: yep
Juliamon: N... no?
opalkatzen22: Whatever you say Heather!
TheMerricat: ye.....s?
e_bloc: affirmative
loufghyslaufey: "Eh," but no, "Secret Podcast" Heather
Isaac3567: Yes, as long as you also like being lied to
PharaohBender27: Dangit I had my window muted and missed secret podcast!
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 say yes and win a prize
PharaohBender27:
I feel that you're setting up a trap, and refuse to walk into it 
PharaohBender27:
690 By God, that's *Heather's* music!
loufghyslaufey: Wait. We're at war?
Mollylele:
welcome back 
loufghyslaufey: Is this a "Sid Meier's" test?
PharaohBender27:
Welcome back, 
Mollylele: the HighlandLRR
DaxStrife: A Vampirate!
cmdrud87: So, LRR is just an amine now?
PharaohBender27:
But isn't that what a vampire would say!? 
RatherLargeToad: Much like I always check for fall damage in games just to make sure the character isn’t secretly a robot
RatherLargeToad: it’s happened once!
kusinohki: the anime of dorian grey. my animated character ages, but I don't....
couchboyj: She'd have to be a Daywalker, at least
loufghyslaufey:
But 
, vampires don't just die that easily to exposure to sunlight?
Invitare: what if they're a Pillarman?
TheMerricat: Chat... are we being lied to?
adept_nekomancer: I've seen "Not a Drop to Drink", it's safe to assume everyone is a vampire or vampire associate.
Invitare: @TheMerricat On this stream? Never
Invitare: [X] Doubt
TheMerricat: you just killed a whale.
kusinohki: depends on teh yield of the bomb. saw footage of "safely" exploding a bomb in a wide open field with no one around
TheMerricat: But.. they didn't say Ian.
PharaohBender27:
Made that clip and forgot to post
iris_of_ether: Le Poisson Steve?
Invitare: I thought they it was Ian Horner they addressed
iris_of_ether:
opalkatzen22: blah-de-blah
DaxStrife: Heather, Don't Talk About Bite Club!
kusinohki: ian - what's a phone book?
iris_of_ether: Sanguine Eater Optimization
RealGamerCow: I am sad that we didn't get a random Ian Vampire NPC in Not a Drop to Drink
e_bloc: it me
NotCainNorAbel: I HAVE PLANS!!!
RealGamerCow: I return them to the woods from whence they came
iris_of_ether: Turn old phone into a miniature scale "teleporter" screen
adept_nekomancer: They get submitted to that one weird game that Kathleen and Jordynne played where everyone had phones for heads.
RealGamerCow: Hæther
Earthenone: afterlove Eepy
PharaohBender27: Turns out old city directories have been *very* useful for my job at a historical society
Juliamon: Our friend broke up with his gf
RealGamerCow: was Heather there for the band member's ultimatum?
Juliamon: Girlfriend didn't like that he liked cooking
RealGamerCow: Was the girlfriend the model?
RealGamerCow: on the street?
KeytarCat: ModelXPoet
Boopity: Turns out very little happens if people just communicate properly
adept_nekomancer: Dude is haunted, with occasional rhythm game segments
kusinohki: communicating is hard
RealGamerCow: best 2 characters in the game
Mollylele: a little bit rhythm, a little bit cafe
kusinohki: almost sounds like a super hero team up like shark boy and lava girl
PharaohBender27: It seems slightly low compared to you
adept_nekomancer: Obviously it's not one of those carbonated water flavors like "water that we set in the vicinity of a raspberry for a bit".
Boopity:
What? We are excellent at following instructions 
KeytarCat: It was way wibbly for me, but an F5 remedies that
Xafty: wait, i am interested in this manga
KeytarCat: Crossfit like Jesus
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Or, as Graham put it, the original crossfit
PharaohBender27:
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, but it's a rough workout, so you have to take like three days off afterwards.
kusinohki: lies?! in our house of lies?!
PharaohBender27: Also I feel like it would be rather innefective
PharaohBender27: *ineffective
DaxStrife:
Less so in the U.S.A., now... 
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
RandomTrivia: Oh no this looks adorable
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @RandomTrivia !
Earthenone: i think it sounds more like people wanting a place to hang out but not having much money
KeytarCat: Hiya Rando! It's adorableand infuriating!
iris_of_ether: Now I'm remembering the Tumblr story about the woman in the power suit being like "fill this cup with espresso shots" and paying in silver dollars
PharaohBender27:
@iris_of_ether 
Earthenone: gotta pay of her inmdulgances
RandomTrivia: That's why they say "you can't take it with you" - it's because the Styx taxes are HUGE
Mollylele: yep the River Styx is totes a catholic thing
adept_nekomancer: Or it's Hades and she needs those coins to buy upgrades and perks.
PharaohBender27: Heather's thinking of indulgences, which is one of the things that pissed off Martin Luther
kusinohki: only certainties are death and taxes. now both at the same time!
RealGamerCow: Doesn't Jesus pay for the sins?
PharaohBender27: IAN
Earthenone: just get a cat, it will take care of it
adept_nekomancer: Can't just yeet the corpses off a seacliff, got it.
KeytarCat: Mulch me with the worms
SquareDotCube: instead come back as ash constructs
Isaac3567: They do chemical or "wet" cremation nowadays, so just toss you i a big tub of Lye
Uzumaki15: For legal reasons these are jokes XD
Darleysam: so you know when to turn them
adept_nekomancer: Forest fires? I guess Smokey the Bear could cremate us.
kusinohki: just donate my body to science or med student practice or whatever
RandomTrivia:
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
Darleysam: you don't want it to burn on one side
RandomTrivia:
I see we've upgraded to an entire Apartment Complex of Lies this week 
SquareDotCube: is it like the old practice of gravesite bells
iris_of_ether: Magnificent
kusinohki: "full smooth" is my * * cover band. (I need a band to fill in teh blank)
PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube Yeah, there was a real widespread fear in the late 18th to mid-19th century about being buried alive
iris_of_ether:
adept_nekomancer: I mean, there is at least one Phoenix Wright character who is all about coffee.
Boopity: Can coffee shops pay you in exposure?
Earthenone: you dont like a free math lesson with each meal?
Spritz_T: @kusinohki not a band, but Barry White could work
Boopity: YES
RandomTrivia: You absolutely can
PharaohBender27: "As a general rule, expect to tip around 10% of the bill. If you get exceptionally good service, say thank you with a tip closer to 15-20%."
RealGamerCow: I keep forgetting this is Indonesia because I didn't think that weather there ever got cold enough for a jacket like Rama wears
Boopity:
Boopity:
It _is_ supposed to be cute, but also a very unhelpful portrayal of romance and communication
adept_nekomancer: This is much more cute when it's not an unhealthy haunting.
Boopity: Surely there must be a game out there where you date the mouse pointer
Earthenone: a whole new meaning to point and click adventures
Bionull: But if they have cool friends then why do they want to talk to me?
PharaohBender27: Meanwhile the barista is all, "Um, aren't you supposed to be working your trial shift?"
PharaohBender27: Yeah, I hear you there, Ian
drewm1022: Diogenesian task.
Bionull: Busy working the astral shift
PharaohBender27: Herculean is best
e_bloc: herding cats
RandomTrivia:
Getting people together can be a Caes-arian task, as it's basically stabbing in the dark 
LordZarano: Lesbosian task?
KeytarCat: Tantalus, Pyrrhus
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat A *Pyrrhic* task would be if was technically successful, but at great cost
PharaohBender27: I'm sorry, did we *sleep* at the coffee shop?
adept_nekomancer: Always be careful with self-installing ghosts
iris_of_ether: I had forgotten about Ghost Installer
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 We spent all day remembering and dissociating at the coffee shop
RandomTrivia: Where ghosts are involved, they're OoooOooOoo-las
SquareDotCube: Video Scams with Video James
DarthRagnar815: Read your Eulas or vengeance will be theirs.
RatherLargeToad: Gqu…ux
Bionull: Pronounce the name, Ian
Bionull: They gave a kind of reason in the show, but it still seems kinda stupid to make the name unreadable.
Boopity: G cucks makes a whole lot more sense to me
Boopity: @Bionull *Yoko Taro wants to know your location*
adept_nekomancer: Just don't use the Second Impact wrench.
nevermore913: Build your own children?
KeytarCat:
The head of that bass
RandomTrivia:
nevermore913: Gotta check the innards
Bionull: @Boopity Hmm? This about version 1.22474487139?
Boopity:
It was a very low-hanging jab at it, yes
Xafty: sis i just hear a winamp refference
Xafty: did*
PharaohBender27:
Earthenone:
would you still love her if she was a worm in your ear? 
RandomTrivia: Like some kind of messed-up babel fish
KeytarCat: Y'ever try to say something in a dream and wake up saying it aloud? Just, like, "no, no, Po[wake up]tato salad!"
Earthenone: swo many eleworms
DaxStrife: Savathun? Xivu Arath?
KeytarCat: Moth Mommy!
RandomTrivia: Destiny lore does contain a LOT of proper nouns
PharaohBender27: That or he needs something to do with his left hand
KeytarCat: Destiny has a species that has variating gender across time, so gender is used to mark time
Boopity: @KeytarCat That is _rad as hell_
LithelyUnshod: I believe "fundament" is also a synonym for your root chakra area.
KeytarCat: Mondays at 2!
KeytarCat: Or something
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Think it's actually 1, Moonbase time?
KeytarCat: ah, ty
Bionull: So on that planet this song would be relatively light
KeytarCat: Destiny lore is sick as hell, but the game is...I can't bring myself to play it anymore
Dog_of_Myth: Actually yes there is a beach scene...
Dog_of_Myth: sort of
SquareDotCube: there's also electric Vex milk
DaxStrife: Like bigger than a whale.
Strebenherz: Good evening/afternoon
Strebenherz: bathroom human lore, gotcha
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: Subway train head
RandomTrivia: He becomes a Bowser, made up of two parts
DaxStrife: He contains multitudes: pants and pantsless.
TheMerricat:
Chat, I have a sneaking supicion we aren't getting very far in the game today. 
RandomTrivia:
@TheMerricat Now whatever gave you that idea?!
RealGamerCow: I have followed very little of the game OR the discussion
Boopity: @RealGamerCow Average Rhythm Cafe experience tbh
Boopity: Ian and Heather's wilingness to yes and themselves into the wildest discussions is absolutely legendary
PharaohBender27: ^
KeytarCat: I love this show unless I'm trying to really focus on the game, and I'm not sure what that says about me
KeytarCat: Oh no not normal human beings
PharaohBender27:
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: "Hopefully it will work for you!" *disconnecting boop*
KeytarCat: I went to a party with a friend's choir friends and they were so normal! No talk of mental illness and a joke about a late morning being 10am...
KeytarCat: Therapy as anti-relationship, holy damn, Ian
RandomTrivia:
Heather...
snowewolf: Ah Stress is the reason for my Gallbladder making Rocks
Strebenherz: what
graal_smith: Argument?
graal_smith: kite fight?
RandomTrivia: Fire creator AND fighter
PharaohBender27: Ian plz
KeytarCat: Something something policefighter
RandomTrivia: Being inert
KeytarCat: @RandomTrivia inertia! wait no
RandomTrivia:
@KeytarCat Can't change now!
graal_smith: duck fight! *tosses mallard*
Boopity: Duck thanksgiving must be wild
Dog_of_Myth: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
RandomTrivia: Prehensile hair would be really cool and useful
Boopity: Haro Hatsune Miku just makes me think about Otamatone Hatsune Miku
PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia But then you'd have to always *feel* your hair
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 I'd wash it more often
PharaohBender27: And a haircut would be PAINFUL
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Could you feel your toes 5 seconds ago before reading this?
RandomTrivia: I don't think that would be an issue
Boopity: @PharaohBender27 OH GOD
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 I've seen that yaoi!
PharaohBender27:
@RandomTrivia See my follow-up post
RandomTrivia: @PharaohBender27 Yeah no ok I get the haircut thing, that's valid
KeytarCat: Rama needs to use I statements. "I have a specific vision of the song" "Can we run it the way I hear it in my head a few times, see how it feels?"
RealGamerCow: This is exactly why she said she didn't want to play this song.
7gorobei: offense embargo
PharaohBender27: "YOU'RE CHANGING"
Boopity: We do not do change after 10 AM
RealGamerCow: It's a new song
KeytarCat: Not important, but sudden voices in the head is generally pressing
PharaohBender27: This story is infuriating to me because . . . well, other than the "you're bonkers," why can't the protag just explain what the heck is going on?
KeytarCat:
@PharaohBender27 I wasn't lying to you!
e_bloc: that ain't living, thats thew way to do it
Boopity: Is this the first time ghost girlfriend is giving good advice??
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Yeah, I hadn't seen any previous streams of this (I usually have to cook for my folks and I on Sundays at this time, but this week is an exception)
KeytarCat: You can't care about two things "above all others" but you can care about infinite things the most you care
PharaohBender27 suddenly remembers the video of some right-wing shithead asking someone "Which do you choose, economic stability or LGBTQ rights?" and the person *rightfully* says "Both" and just generally refuses to go with the either/or conceit presented to them
Juliamon: tfw even fast travel isn't fast enough for your employer
KeytarCat: I like to think that fade to black was a half hour of teaching
e_bloc: the customer is always right (fully adversarial)
NotCainNorAbel: 2026 is that you?
Boopity: If only commuting irl was as efficient and agreeable as fast travel
Boopity: THis girl would love Coffee Talk
PMAvers: Oh hey, they're just like the trainers at work. Off gabbing not paying attention to their trainees while they're supposed to be signing them off.
PharaohBender27:
I'm with on this
Juliamon: Weird girl continuing to just stand there staring at the menu... it's me
PharaohBender27: JINX
RandomTrivia: Never say that out loud....
Boopity: @Juliamon She has stood there for so long that she's now unsure of how to start moving because it would be too alarming/awkward
RandomTrivia: IT'S ONE ITEM
RandomTrivia: Could be tax I guess?
KeytarCat: I think she was excited about pleasantries..
NotCainNorAbel: It is just not worth it
PMAvers: "Hang on, let me fill that out. 'One drop of piss...'"
Boopity: Oh god
PharaohBender27: Protag, ASK FOR ADVICE
KeytarCat: Rama, wtf
PharaohBender27: OK the more I see this game, the more I want to yell at this protagonist
Boopity:
PharaohBender27: Like, I get that he's supposed to be awkward, but this is just . . .
RandomTrivia: Oof
chianeko: What is this game lol
PharaohBender27: Preach, Heather!
PharaohBender27: I also want to yell at the manager for just throwing the protag into the deep end and going, "You figure it out!"
Boopity: Damn
RandomTrivia: "You're bad at customer service, but I think you'd be ok as a jester"
Boopity: So they just threw us into the deep of it without any guidance, and then after we failed due to the lack of guidance surmised "yup you're not fit for this job"
DaxStrife: Ghostbusters could definitely have a rhythm game.
mrjujubeans: psychnonauts?
KeytarCat: Poet friend!
Boopity: Just stare unsettlingly at her
Boopity: Yooo any bookstore enjoyers in chat?
DaxStrife: I don't trust anyone who doesn't like bookstores.
Boopity: Can ghosts read?
KeytarCat: Cinta, stop being weird about my crush
KeytarCat: I mean rama's crush
RandomTrivia: IAN
jubale1: speaking of astroboy, Pluto was great
Boopity: Traumaram
ArdCollider: trauma the hedgehog would be a great roller derby name
Boopity: *Traumarama _would_ be a fantastic artist name
Boopity: Should he go solo
SquareDotCube: isn't your shell the programming kind, Ian?
iris_of_ether: It's their actual ribs I thought
Xafty: turtle shell is literally its torso
jubale1: stick your head out a bit
RandomTrivia:
DaxStrife: Cancersekai.
KeytarCat:
@DaxStrife I've stopped liking tragedy isekai 
SquareDotCube:
spethycakes: I, for one, think it's a great idea for this person to definitely jump on the first potential situationship that arises
ArdCollider: like that great old Robotech film, Macross: Do You Remember Loo?
KeytarCat:
Spending all day dissociating in the bathroom
spethycakes:
not books 
Boopity: So are we still on the "ghost gf is a manifestation of our grief", or does she actually know information we don't?
SaxPython:
SAJewers: !clip
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KeytarCat: Wait, the cursor problem is the inverse of the one Alex was having
Dog_of_Myth:
Boopity: Real
KeytarCat: It Me!
SaxPython: Lol
NotCainNorAbel: When the vent is full they have to move moon bases
DaxStrife: Blue Prince! Yesssssss.
vinewood_og: Apex Predator Loud Noisy Boyzies
NotCainNorAbel:
500
jubale1: Blue Prince when?
Marvoleath: !schedule
Boopity: 👀👀👀
gualdhar: definitely a rhythm game, it works, music is great too
HorusFive: It's at least as much rhythm as some of ITYC
SquareDotCube: it's very French
spethycakes:
Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
iris_of_ether: I clipped you threatening billionaires, so
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