TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler and his every expanding list of card based video games! Game: Supercar Collection Simulator) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: title change!
baltimore_667083:
Juliamon: vroom vroom
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
TheAinMAP: Signal
TXC2: CONTACT
ratbabyonline: oh baby we're back with legally not TCG Shop Simulator
TXC2: right, they're cars, not cards, it's COMPLETELY different, absolutely no need for lawyers to get involved
LoadingReadyRun: I'd argue this is more of a card game than the TCG shop
LoadingReadyRun: which was a Card game
thraximore:
Meowdy card collectors 
Dumori: @LoadingReadyRun It has a game with cards this time!
thraximore: tbf you do actually *play* the cards you collect in this one
niccus: what kind of cards do you take? do you take american express
ratbabyonline: you cant play the card game in TCG shop simulator but i belieeeve the card game exists as a seperate (maybe mobile only?) game from the dev
FoxBehindTheTree: I needed this so bad
TXC2: here we GO!
thraximore:
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ratbabyonline: this is my background noise as I pack to move back to victoria
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TXC2: Hello Wheeler
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: !bluesky
thraximore: I have never noticed before just how big that Chaos Orb is
thraximore: it's huge
ratbabyonline: did wheeler just bleep his greek food burp
TXC2: !patreon
thraximore: no take backs!
FoxBehindTheTree: vroom vroom beep beep
thraximore: now you gotta play Magic
GhostValv:
Patreon dot com slash Loading Ready CARS!
FoxBehindTheTree: frist try!
Dumori: Good time of day
NorintheLarrytheCableGuy: Magic the car
LiamK712: A+ quote
TXC2:
I like beeping after the fucking 
ItsQuin_: Wheeler, you would be so proud of me. I dj'ed a dance for the school I teach at this weekend and introduced them to the glorious Natasha Bedingfield.
Jethrain: it is a carred game
NoxStryx: Love that the beep is after the curse
thraximore: Streamer log in, you're a streamer
ratbabyonline: hes called Ben Wheeler because he used to be a Turboteen
Dumori: Car(d) game
TheMerricat: X
ratbabyonline: as it should be
thraximore: a strict improvement
GhostValv: good for them
thraximore: they don't smell
TXC2: a glorious world
ratbabyonline: @thraximore speaking as a lesbian, yes they do
ratbabyonline: but differently
thraximore: girlsmell > boysmell
Dumori: Buy that 3rd track and counter swindle
ratbabyonline: @thraximore EXACTLY
thraximore: I mean, some boysmell good
NoxStryx: When they did the unedited version of metalocolypse the realized the guitar squeal beeps were part of the comedy, so they left those in but you could also hear the curse word
thraximore: but they seldom have it in moderation
TXC2: "Dude, where's my car" is the movie
ratbabyonline: for a second i was like "Shaun Majumder was in Dude Wheres my car?"
KhazzyB: but wheeler, does this game have Hogs?
RoastedGravy: Mah Jund
ratbabyonline: i grew up watching 22 minutes and royal canadian air farce and it warped me into the adult i am today
RoastedGravy: Adopting the big tech model. Expand expand expand
thraximore: he's got bills to pay, he's got mouths to feed, he's got cards to play
TXC2: be the poster you want to see in the world
ratbabyonline: how to we get investor capital
Dumori: I think the handeling and accel stats matter more
SnackPak_:
aeropowell: im gonna have to stop watching if you ever look at that wall for any meaningful amount of time
ratbabyonline: dude wheres my card
Jethrain: the cars are almost level with each other
nehraa1: whats the best racecar in the meta right now
Dr_fragenstien: i'm going to backseat your interior design
thraximore: it's interior deco
Jethrain: kinda both tbh
TheDevil_Risen: how's it going wheeler?
TXC2: was it Baja blast?
TheDevil_Risen:
hey LRR fam, guess what today is 
(those at serge's stream need not worry about guessing again haha)
TXC2:
opp used a bad blue shell
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TheAinMAP:
TheDevil_Risen: o/ txc
aeropowell: why are you stealing childrens $10 cards with your $700 card
TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen on what I assume is you birthday
tyrsredritehand:
Mono blue. Let's crush some dreams 
Waterscorpion: And then selling it back to them.
Dumori: He gotta feed him self this is how he eats
Juliamon: they should have just opened a $700 card instead of a $10 card
thraximore: ok
thraximore: I will
TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 yes, yet another lap around sol, and another year closer to 40 haha
Marvoleath: I dont think a baby can understand the impact of you having the gun
ratbabyonline: im gonna have to get up my nerves to start playing mtg in public once im back in vic, my fiance says im plenty good enough to play in shops
TXC2: TheDevil_Risen big mood there
ratbabyonline: RIP optimus prime
TXC2: so Wheeler is doing Mafia shit to these lesbians?
aeropowell: this is like someone playing llanowar elves turn 1 and you play 3 mox and a black lotus
calculated_uncertainties:
100 
1
TheDevil_Risen: 36
Waterscorpion: This is the worst store. Imagine the yelp reviews
TheDevil_Risen: getting there
Dumori: The card part of this has it set cause you get a one time use card
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
ratbabyonline: legally not happy birthday
Dumori: MTG but after a match you rip up every card in your GY
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks wheels
ratbabyonline: beautiful
ipoddodd: are you racing for pinks? Is that the full game?
ratbabyonline: ben wheeler is forcing lesbians to ante their rare cars
Marvoleath: @Dumori Rest in Peace banned?
TXC2: Dumori MTG did have Ante when it first came out
thraximore: wow they cleaned out your shelves
thegiftedgrifter: Do you get to steal cars from kids in this game?! It just jumped up on my list!
Dumori: @TXC2 Sure but this ain't even ante it's you play the card and rip in it half
ratbabyonline: legal weed products in quebec are so bad compared to the legal ones in bc, for those who are of age
Juliamon: booo cop car
thraximore: good bit
ratbabyonline: they have CAULIFLOWER edibles in quebec because they cant make ones that appeal to kids
TXC2:
cop car, now there's a name for weed 
TheDevil_Risen: sup windows
GhostValv: D:
Waterscorpion: Big whale energy there.
SnackPak_: hi windows
thraximore: @ratbabyonline lmao
letsbelgo: panic
thraximore: HELLO WINDOWS
SnackPak_: rip
Juliamon:
ratbabyonline: CLEANED OUT
Dr_fragenstien: lmao it's like you got robbed
SnackPak_: too busy gambling to stock shelves
TheDevil_Risen: #SoldOut
TXC2: customers cleaned us out
Marvoleath: red cars are faster though
accountmadeforants:
You really are *that* game shop owner 
Juliamon: you ever get so caught up in your child candy theft that you run out of stock
TheDevil_Risen: before there was MTG, Before there was Pokemon and YugiOh, there was HOT WHEELS
ratbabyonline: YEAAAH!
TXC2:
the 13th plague Moses sent to pharaoh, the Lesbians that bought out the car store product
Marvoleath: $6 shipping on that? unrealistically low
thraximore: @TXC2 +2
Dumori: Paid all your rent today
thraximore: -32
ratbabyonline: how many decibels are these toy cars
nyc_mtg: jeb bush wishes he was you
thraximore: did you know you can just put any number after the plus or minus
Waterscorpion: This seems like a good way to lose customers.
thraximore: they can't stop you
ratbabyonline: yknow what toy cars need? realistic racetrack volume levels, you need ear protection for these
Alness49: But doctor, I AM Pegaso!
Dumori: We getting rinsed
thraximore: WOAH
LiamK712: he’s gaming
SnackPak_: that was a good race
TheDevil_Risen: gaming!
thraximore: game of skill
TXC2:
some Mario kart nonsense there
ratbabyonline: she needed that car for RENT
brieandbacon: To defeat the lesbian, one must become the lesbian
TXC2: it's like the Highlander
ratbabyonline: contacting the lesbian groupchat "does ben wheeler have butch swag?"
Dumori: New rule they have to pay the store 10% of the value of any car won
accountmadeforants:
Why would anyone backseat *cars* of all things 
thraximore: do the customers actually have meaningful NPC matches?
ratbabyonline: new store rule, store cant lose cars
Dumori: 1100
brieandbacon: We sharking newbs?
thraximore: we sharking pros
letsbelgo: poggifers, take that man's whip
ratbabyonline: pick it up pick it up
TheDevil_Risen: haha watch out he will pull out the migit cricket
Waterscorpion: What are they driving, Pinto?
Dumori: Getting Lamp00ned too
Marvoleath: getting lapped 5 times gotta feel bad
ratbabyonline: grip and rip a few packs
nevyn666: making posers cry outside of modo? this is the wheeler we know and love.
TXC2: the line between spook and ska lesbian is thinner then society will admit
couchboyj: Thats capitalism, baby!
Duckels: Theres a line?
Jethrain: Was it level 10 you could get hold of the vintage packs from the vending machine across the street?
TheDevil_Risen: i mean... capitalism and freedom of choice ????
DarkNacht: They are real in Reboot
thraximore: I never struggle with gambling, I'm quite good at it. Winning... that's another matter
ratbabyonline: theyre not reaaaaaaaaaal
TXC2: Twitter is less real then the people in this game
letsbelgo: no rule 0 talk in this game
letsbelgo: playground rules
ratbabyonline: fiction is a realm in which you can explore things that you would not do in real liiiife
Waterscorpion: They're fake lesbians
TheAwkes: The genre is effectively lofi capitalism simulator. Taking advantage of customers is in it's DNA.
Duckels: So this is hot wheels store sim?
Haroldholmes25: damn when do we unlock the furioser series?
Dumori: I want the clapped out nugget serise
nyc_mtg: price tags
couchboyj: Me, whenever I play a racing game, cause I'm bad and hate brakes.
Juliamon: faster and furiouser
ratbabyonline: furious-er
TheAwkes: Faster and Furiouser.
Dumori: Yeah that film rcoked
Dumori: rocked
ratbabyonline: "listen you gotta visiit this toy store, theres only like 4 shelves and it runs out constantly. BUT you can race the owner and he WILL steal your car."
TXC2: people are just freaked out by Ana Taylor Joy
ManWithTheMask13: Howdy Wheelerman and chat
TXC2: hello ManWithTheMask13 welcome
Duckels: Freaked out is a weird way to say enthralled
robin_sorensen: sorting the magic collection simulator
ratbabyonline: rip some of these new packs
ManWithTheMask13:
@TXC2 
thraximore:
@ratbabyonline 
robin_sorensen: homelands?
ratbabyonline: what if aetherdrift had real cars? maybe then people would buy the pre-release kits
thraximore: my job is sorting magic cards, sometimes we even sell them. it's kind of the dream
ManWithTheMask13: so my usual day
Dumori: Stupid inventory costing money
ManWithTheMask13: no infinite money glitch tf???
tyrsredritehand: Steal candy from babies?
ratbabyonline: wheeler's razor-thin margins...
thraximore: ten percent margins, basically theft
Waterscorpion: That's probably the customers you beat and are trying to buy their car back.
brieandbacon: Norm!!
ratbabyonline: was that a cheers joke
Jethrain: isn't the normal market price the market price?
Duckels: Are there stinks in this one?
ratbabyonline: have you seen the columbo episode with the guy who plays norm? it's nuts.
TXC2: I'm confident Wheeler has seen the columbo
SnackPak_: Mr Went
ManWithTheMask13: Have you seen the Seinfeld episode where they get lost in a parking garage
tyrsredritehand: And also Krulumbo!
ratbabyonline: i know a bunch of people who don't watcher the later seasons of columbo!
thraximore: full aggro build
nevyn666: @SnackPak_ Mr Wendt*
ManWithTheMask13: That was mad cheap
TheWooglie: the hubris
SnackPak_: @nevyn666 ty
tyrsredritehand: Hubris
Duckels: This premise wouldve been so hot as bayblades
TheDevil_Risen: F
gsyhiap:
TheDevil_Risen: nice labo aventador
TheDevil_Risen: *lambo
Waterscorpion: They've hired a pro for payback.
TXC2: Duckels maybe that's the next variation someone makes
nevyn666: damn. we play for pinks in this game?
redpandrake:
playing magical hot wheels for the ante is a vibe
TheDevil_Risen: hope you don't lose the LP 680 model too
ratbabyonline: more shelves, bigger store
kevenwith2es: What if more posters
justalog96: Where are the plushies?
TXC2: Shield, ghost and missile almost sounds like a Marvel comic title
PrinceLariel: yes
PrinceLariel: hunt those whales
Waterscorpion: What if you don't try stealing cars and run an honest store?
YeetTheRich_:
Waterscorpion: I'd love to see the Yelp reviews
ManWithTheMask13: my goat would never steal
ratbabyonline: he won those semi-fair and square
RealGamerCow: It's stealing, it's grifting!
RealGamerCow: Er, not stealing
kevenwith2es: Have you seen how they're dressed? They're in it for the thrill.
justalog96: Let women race their own cars
shushu2539: there a sign at the entrance that says "in here your car is mine"
TXC2: we didn't steal, we acquired
Marvoleath: The last one played you nicely though, lose a cheap one, win the $1k
ratbabyonline: just because he can buy the cars at wholesale price and rip open all the packs doenst mean he has an unfair advantage
thraximore: and even if it was, that's the free market at work
Waterscorpion: Someone sounds guilty
YeetTheRich_: ok seto kaiba
ratbabyonline: if they want to win they should simply buy better cars
Cheese_Hammer: seto car-ba
Duckels: Git gud scrubs
gsyhiap: Skill issue, the defense rests your honour.
shushu2539: you should sell NFTs, got the speech ready
KarlHellisearth: if you had to choose between the different websites that help you make a decent MTG deck for Commander or any other format, which would you say helps the most?
ManWithTheMask13: Should've perfect parried
ManWithTheMask13: Your honor, we all have the same character select menu
Jethrain: the "car shark" stealth pun is sending me
ratbabyonline: going shark launcher infinite
nyc_mtg: that cards like $15
Duckels: This is the pokemon foils story all over again
lightfut: Judge! I'm being held responsible for a skill diff
ratbabyonline: judge? my opponent is being silly?
ManWithTheMask13: got hit with the drive rush overhead
TheDevil_Risen: you hear wizards dropped one of the 5 remaining distro's because of all the BS they've been doing and going bankrupt
ManWithTheMask13: "I want this man BANNED from the LGS"
nevyn666: Phoenix Wright with the COUNTERSPELL!
ratbabyonline: it was 7 pairs
TXC2:
damnit Wheeler 
ratbabyonline: my yaku was all greens?
ratbabyonline: no give us the mahjong deepcuts
thraximore: that's what we're here for
thraximore: continue
lightfut: Please, my yakus, they took them all
SnackPak_: I am down for a Columbo Mahjong episode
Duckels: No no im following
nevyn666: its spanish. rohelia
Marvoleath: Helene Brown, I like that actress
nevyn666: ok popeye
ratbabyonline: @SnackPak_ uhhh, one more thing... you said your winning tile was the red dragon.... but I see one here in your discards
nyc_mtg: filled with spinach, close enough
TXC2: I love the idea in an actual trial, someone uses "we were playing mahjong" as their alibi, and prosecution hit them with "and what was your yaku?"
ManWithTheMask13: Who doesn't like olive oil tho
Duckels: All of whos oil?
nevyn666: @nyc_mtg spanikopita!!
ratbabyonline: spanikopitaa!
ManWithTheMask13: yes
TXC2: Spanikopita!
ratbabyonline: yes
SnackPak_: please
KarlHellisearth: I believe Popeye was based off of someone who was American
SnackPak_: art
KarlHellisearth: I could be wrong though
ratbabyonline: great bit wheeler
Duckels: Please
ArdCollider: I, too, believe Popeye was based.
ManWithTheMask13: I believe Popeyes was based. End of story
Dalrint: I'm just here to make sure someone has made the 'Is this your car?' joke.
ManWithTheMask13: FUCK
ArdCollider: @ManWithTheMask13 (high-fives)
Duckels: 5/7
ratbabyonline: popeye IS a trans ally
RealGamerCow: I thought you were going to say Popeye has yaoi hands
ManWithTheMask13:
@ArdCollider (high-five)
Duckels: He also has big arms
FurthestChunk: do it, streamer
ratbabyonline: AMAZING
ratbabyonline: killing them instantly
SnackPak_: for a stream about cars, this wheels have really fallen off this one
Dalrint: Popeye used to dress up as a lady in the comics sometimes. Like, 80 years ago. So he's always been.
KarlHellisearth: The character Popeye the Sailor was loosely based on a real person named Frank “Rocky” Fiegel. He was a bouncer at a bar in Chester, Illinois, and Elzie Crisler Segar, the creator of Popeye, met him there and was inspired by his appearance and persona. Rocky was known for his strength, fighting abilities, and a deformed eye, which Segar incorporated into the character of Popeye.
Dalrint: Also the new Popeye author has been bringing back all the old popeye things like that, which is cool.
FurthestChunk: on account of all his nouns are amateurs
Duckels: What are you talking about @snackpak_ wheeler is right theyre
nevyn666: tarrifs
Drexciya808:
ratbabyonline: theres an old comic where like, he says hes not mail or female, he's amphibious
Jethrain: it's probably that one cop car single they're complaining about
Alness49: Pronouns are "yam/what i yam"
ratbabyonline: i cannot believe i spelled male wrong
ManWithTheMask13: I don't know how my works either tbh
thraximore: sell all those expensive cop cars for 6.66 each, that'll convince customers its cheap
KarlHellisearth: The character Popeye the Sailor was loosely based on a real person named Frank “Rocky” Fiegel. He was a bouncer at a bar in Chester, Illinois, and Elzie Crisler Segar, the creator of Popeye, met him there and was inspired by his appearance and persona. Rocky was known for his strength, fighting abilities, and a deformed eye, which Segar incorporated into the character of Popeye.
Drexciya808: wp
Alness49: Go for it
Alness49: (he says, as another cis guy)
Drexciya808: yams are pretty good
Duckels: Better than punching up s trans yoke
FurthestChunk: @KarlHellisearth why did you post this block of text twice
thraximore: classic cis allyship
thraximore: (I am also cis)
ratbabyonline: i authorize it as im trans and am the one who brought up trans ally popeye
nyc_mtg: rocky v?
Drexciya808: badass
Faulpyr: I like how a match takes like two in game hours
ratbabyonline: rocky v is non-canon and dissavowed in the rocky fandom
TXC2: ratbabyonline which is sad 'cause it got a good premise, just poorly executed
ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler do you remember the ending screen to Rambo 3
YeetTheRich_: people do be complaining
Juliamon: "Too expensive" *while standing in line to buy it anyway*
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 well rocky balboa is the same premise essentially but better executed
nyc_mtg: just rename the store to "no brokies allowed" and you're golden
TXC2: ratbabyonline oh indeed
nevyn666: back seat car tcg enthusiasts are more annoying
ManWithTheMask13: Not Rocky
ManWithTheMask13: (I'm lying I haven't seen it either(
KarlHellisearth: It’s like your customer base is walking into a game workshop
TXC2:
the main character of Rocky V is Sly Stallone
nevyn666: a certain rap group would be ok with this
shushu2539: are you using a cop car to steal your customers' cars?
Waterscorpion: The lesbians are starting to fight back
Dumori: Yeah
ratbabyonline: acab includes toy police cars
ManWithTheMask13: I mean, I kinda do
ManWithTheMask13: It'd be funny
v_nome: I can get it for $5 on ebay
nevyn666: sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name.
ratbabyonline: this shop is for lesbians and wheeler only
Waterscorpion: Why would you open up a second store across the street from the first?
ManWithTheMask13: This shop needs Ratthew
TXC2: Waterscorpion ask Starbucks
nevyn666: he wore that hat at Woodstock 99. i was there. i seen it.
DOGBDAYPARTY: fun fact: I know all the lyrics to at least four jamiroquai albums
NoxStryx: Maybe that is a competitor
ratbabyonline: @Waterscorpion when the first one gets too busy, like the board game cafe and the second board game cafe around the block
blastedman: awww no way bro you got the one with the cool rims and the tint?? das crazy ill trade u my lefty gearbox for it
NoxStryx: @dogbdayparty they made 4 instrumental albums?
Voidhawk42: Blame TCG-car-player
TXC2:
DOGBDAYPARTY yeah but there's only like 3 different songs on those albums
DOGBDAYPARTY: teenage me would be so mad about all the jamiroquai besmirching in this chat
TXC2: !break
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NoxStryx: @dogbdayparty you know what they say "the future is made of virtual insanity"
NoxStryx: And this is the future
Dalrint: So is this a mod for the card store game or just a really blatant take on it?
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edorian__: Technically recycling center simulator is also about cards, no? To round out the slop trilogy
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thraximore: @LRRbot ... unclench?
Juliamon: Sometimes you clench up without realizing it
Juliamon: it's not healthy
TXC2: Dalrint not a mod, it's a different game from a different dev
LoadingReadyRun: @Dalrint same asset pack
edorian__:
@LoadingReadyRun To you happen to have a link to that asset pack, or a name, by any chance 
LoadingReadyRun: going to start telling folks to clench up
NoxStryx: Are we sure it is the SAME assets or did they just curb a lot of notes?
thraximore: the lesbians are different in this one
TXC2: "I've really gotten into upclenching lately"
Juliamon: The underlying mechanics are the asset pack they share, the models are a different one
TXC2: and we're back
ratbabyonline: my fiance has gotten sick of my "is CIS your card?" joke, responding now only with and exhausted sigh and "No. my card is Trans"
Jethrain: Will it let you use that vending machine across the street yet?
thraximore: @ratbabyonline good joke, chatter
ratbabyonline: @thraximore its my favourite joke
letsbelgo: gross, gay people burp?
ManWithTheMask13:
Didn't you mean a certain comment about playing SF6 ranked on stream? 
TXC2: letsbelgo well they are people
thraximore: what's your favorite thing to do on stream, then?
letsbelgo: @TXC2 shock
ratbabyonline: the B in Bisexual is for Burping
letsbelgo: As cis as can be
DOGBDAYPARTY: somebody has to teach these kids the truth
ratbabyonline: what queer person doesnt have gastrointestinal issues
Duckels: I thought the b in bisexual stood for bussy
ratbabyonline: all our tummies hurt all the time
Duckels: Wait @ratbabyonline is onto something
eastcoastplaytesters: It had a good run
ratbabyonline: im onto needing some pepto
Duckels: Youre with
v_nome: There are foods other than nuggies?
Muppetpastorx: Customers flocking to your hot wheels outlet
ManWithTheMask13: I don't eat any nuggies but I do devour Tumms like a dinosaur
Waterscorpion: But what kind of life is that?
ratbabyonline: i dont eat nuggies at all and i still have tummy issues
TXC2:
I assume "queers have upset tummies" is a stress thing
TheMagicWalrus: I don't deserve to be called out like this
Duckels: Youre either a nugs or cheese gay, there is no in-between
Duckels: And if you have ibs like my fiance, youre both
NoxStryx: One of this dev's other games is a clothing store simulator, i wonder if the customers are just wearing random clothes from that
ratbabyonline: wait why didnt cluckin' get censored
ArdCollider: this is transmasc Chicken Boo fandom erasure
HadesLeprechaun: I thought that was furries
Duckels: Sir this is a wendys
Waterscorpion: Big chicken
Muppetpastorx: "I have tested this specific hotwheel on your finest oval track. I would like to purchase it."
ratbabyonline: some of my exes were cluckin' and it was an issue in our relationships
shushu2539: lips may be read, right HAL?
Drexciya808: cool magic card
Alness49: Queer people want one thing and it's disgusting (chimkin nuggies)
ratbabyonline: oh i heard american mcdonalds has chicken strips now? thats wild
Juliamon: He's too young to know Chicken Boo
ManWithTheMask13: Diner Walter face
ArdCollider: do you not know Chicken Boo? he wears a disguise to look like human guys but he's not a man, he's a chicken, boo.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He wears a disguise to look like human guys.
ArdCollider: (Animaniacs.)
DOGBDAYPARTY: Chicken boo what’s the matter with you?
nevyn666: its like gangsta boo(rip) but chicken variant
ArdCollider: rip Gangsta Boo, yes.
KilrenKrae: @ratbabyonline they are delicious
Drexciya808: you're not old enough
avjamethyst: I remember chicken boo
Isitmeorisitme1: he doesn't know chicken boo.. emarrassing
Drexciya808:
Marvoleath: "Chicken Boo is a giant chicken who has a habit of disguising himself as a human"
Duckels: Chicken boo sounds like something yhe youths have come up with
ManWithTheMask13: I watched some MASH when I was younger
Drexciya808: before wings
TXC2:
I watched animaniacs, but I'm 36, I can't remember shit
ratbabyonline: the main things i watched as a kid were canadian political satire tv shows, fraiser but NOT cheers, and totally spies
lightfut: Chicken gave me a bad coupon
ArdCollider:
actually the reverse for me: watched Cheers as a kid, was in high school or college for Animaniacs.
Duckels: Totally spies def changed my brain chemistry as a child, idk about anyone else
ArdCollider: (I'm an old.)
Drexciya808: animaniacs and tiny toons aged well
ratbabyonline: @Duckels ive become so normal and well adjusted
DOGBDAYPARTY: I definitely watch much more cartoons as an adult than I did as a kid
letsbelgo: Chicken Boo is clucked by Frank Welker. who also does fred and scooby do
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ratbabyonline: any cartoon animal hasa like, atleast 50% chance of being frank welker
Drexciya808: frank welker based dude
Duckels: @ratbabyonline the use of the phrase "so normal" indicates you might be out here free balling the mental illiness likenthe rest of us
TXC2: ratbabyonline the other 50% is Dee Bradley Baker
ratbabyonline: @Duckels i have incredible levels of mental illinois
Muppetpastorx: I watched more cartoons with my son than I ever did as a child.
NoxStryx: Hentai doesnt count
ManWithTheMask13: I watched hella Ben 10 when I was younger, my older self cannot compete with the cartoon consumption rate
Drexciya808: @ratbabyonline I remember driving through normal Illinois
TXC2:
NoxStryx of course not, Hentai is art
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Drexciya808: gotcha
bbblehh: the consistent scanning of products at checkout is making me think of hospitals, like a ECG machine or whatever it's called
ManWithTheMask13: That's my goat
MrSarkhan:
ratbabyonline: explain to your coworker what you were reacting to
Drexciya808: it's too late bruh
Drexciya808:
ManWithTheMask13: Also hi Graham
ratbabyonline: oh EXPLAIN TO GRAHAM
redpandrake:
Drexciya808: graham heard hentai and was like
DOGBDAYPARTY: Graham please get HR in here
v_nome: That was Grant
Waterscorpion: Wheeler is going to get moved to the late-night hours now.
letsbelgo: race and take g's car now
Cheese_Hammer: so, beej?
dravman: You mean Beej?
thraximore: +2
Duckels: Pocket Graham!
Drexciya808:
LordZarano: You mean Beej?
Juliamon: good news, it's also Beej
SnackPak_:
DOGBDAYPARTY: oh shiiiiiiiiiiu
Isitmeorisitme1: $900?
TheWooglie: is yesterday
Drexciya808: the beginning of that sentence
NoxStryx: I mean...beej is basically HR sooo yeah
ratbabyonline: fun fact hentai just means like "pervert", in japan i believe the term for that type of content is just like "r-18" or something like that
ManWithTheMask13: would you ever take a book recommendation from me or am I too square
shushu2539: Order a box. Place products in shelf. Increase prices. Repeat. Life of a retail store in the Lesbos isle.
TheDevil_Risen: did I hear a random James come in?
ratbabyonline: twitch warned me before sending that
Waterscorpion: Now go race that car. I'm sure you won't lose it.
DOGBDAYPARTY: can’t decide if I’d rather be a “pays $900 for a toy car” person or a “pays $900 for a magic card” person
ratbabyonline: this is your brain on twitch chat
ManWithTheMask13: This store should sell Adam merch
ratbabyonline: cooked like a fine scramble
Isitmeorisitme1: doesn't taking the car out of the box devalue the product?
ratbabyonline: @DOGBDAYPARTY you can race the $900 car and it goes zoom
Marvoleath: You mean to tell me you didn't jork it to Lola from Space Jam?
TXC2: Space Jam is responsible for 25% of all furrys
Muppetpastorx: Do you not have to pay Cassie? She works so hard dealing with all these car nerds at the counter.
Feriority: How's fleecing our customers for their cars going?
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 im in whatever percent was those 2 episodes of totally spies
Duckels: Ben get out of my memories
Isitmeorisitme1: gotta get some car sleeves and protective Soft Tracks
TXC2:
ratbabyonline oh Totally spies was every kink going
ManWithTheMask13: It's true
30teracyte: lmao
thraximore: I mean
ManWithTheMask13: He's not wrong
NoxStryx: Checkout Frenzy - Convenience Store Simulator MIGHT be the programming asset they used?
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 like i said im SO NORMAL as an adult
Duckels: Gals in spandex and old white butlers, cant name a better time
ratbabyonline: chat crucified him for speaking the truth
brieandbacon: You're not wrong, but you could stand to be more right
ManWithTheMask13: crouching guile emote
TXC2: Jesus spoke the truth, and look what happened to him
Coloneljesus: jesus
SnackPak_: me
ManWithTheMask13: James
NoxStryx: Ahh probably not, to recent of a release
thegiftedgrifter: Dahmer?
ratbabyonline: the budda
ratbabyonline: oh
Isitmeorisitme1: kramer
Angnor33: WAit, EARLY 30 something?
lightfut: I've seen what makes you cheer
thraximore: the butta
ManWithTheMask13: Damn you lookin fresh as hell at 33
ManWithTheMask13: Rock on
Duckels: Other ben is 50?
Invitare: even Matt?
ratbabyonline: i have Buddha fun facts but theyre not PG-13
Isitmeorisitme1: wheeler was briefly possessed by the spirit of WOTC when setting his prices
Duckels: Mothers maiden name and social?
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TXC2: look, Gibb being older then the universe is a statistical outlier and should be ignored
ratbabyonline: alright you want the buddha facts?
SnackPak_: what are the guest opinions on hentai?
TheDevil_Risen: hey Liv is going to sware more than 90% of the LRR cast
TheDevil_Risen: so *shrug*
letsbelgo: they are just edh players, its fine
ArdCollider: will the film commission cut you a sweet incentive deal to make hentai in the moonbase?
ArdCollider: they're usually so helpful to y'all.
Duckels: Theyre usually fine unless theyre honestly recommeding bible black on any basis but art and animatiom quality
thraximore: gotta look out for the hentai clause when joining LRR
ratbabyonline: alright, so theres scripture that talks about the buddha having the "52 major characteristics of a great man" and one of those is "all that would be enrobed is ensheathed" which is generally interpreted as either, the Buddha has a cock sheath, OR his genitals are fully retractable
TXC2: Duckels now now, the english dub is also so bad it funny
thraximore: @ratbabyonline taking notes
Isitmeorisitme1: we're edh players, of course we masturbate to kaalia giving bedroom eyes to a toxic dragon
couchboyj: Elder Dragon Hentai
Coloneljesus: if I ever meet wheeler irl, imma challenge him to a race
Duckels: @txc2 oh god the dub, i forgot how amazingly bad that is
ratbabyonline: please enjoy that Buddha fun fact
ManWithTheMask13: You could smoke him in a game of Horse
TheMagicWalrus: AJ is a pro wrestler
ManWithTheMask13: @ratbabyonline What if he had both
SnackPak_: I could return a serve from Serena Williams, I could outrun a costco guy
TheDevil_Risen: #DonkeyBits
aerohydra: james did promise us a donkey
Cheese_Hammer: LRR donkey show
TheDevil_Risen: James has committed to it thins year
letsbelgo: dress adam up like an ass
TXC2: there are petting zoos in Victoria right?
thraximore:
@letsbelgo so his usual outfit 
ManWithTheMask13: That's a good pitch
ratbabyonline: @TXC2 well theres the goat pen at beacon hill
TXC2: ratbabyonline good enough
letsbelgo: @thraximore h e h e h e
Duckels: Id watch tf out of that
ManWithTheMask13: That'swhatI'msayin
Duckels: If only to watch nelson shoot hoops
ratbabyonline: dang did wheeler miss the buddha fact
Duckels: Donkey obligation, new band name
Faulpyr: Donkligation
ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler missed the birth of my firstborn
Duckels: Now its about killing the takeout industry by taking lunch to work
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
DOGBDAYPARTY: could you imagine a world where you complain about something being too expensive and the store adjusts the price?
ratbabyonline: bye mod
NoxStryx: Im going to guess they consider anything above market too expensive
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Wheeler
ManWithTheMask13: see ya @TXC2 nini
DeM0nFiRe:
ratbabyonline: if millenials didnt buy brunch and lattes the economy of victoria would collapse
Cptasparagus: yeah they should just not eat so they can buy cars
SnackPak_:
Jay owns YJ now 
SnackPak_: Friday Nights told me
Cptasparagus: O Jay
ManWithTheMask13: on woke friday nights
ratbabyonline: i tried to inquire about renting the old YJ space because I was interested in trying to start a small gallery there but got no response sadly.
Coloneljesus: totally
SnackPak_: sure
ManWithTheMask13: this is a joke
ratbabyonline: i agree this is a joke
RandomTM_: agreed
brieandbacon: Sure, we'll go with it
asddsa28: this is joke
nevyn666: im offended
BlindPathfinder: haha
ManWithTheMask13: common wheeler joke
ArdCollider: LOL that'd be fuckin' hilarious
Dumori: Squatter's rights that
ratbabyonline: alright guerilla art show
Cptasparagus: if you're not breaking its just entering
ratbabyonline: lets go one night only
Duckels: What about millennial toes?
ratbabyonline: Max Clearance rides again
Coloneljesus: well, you're kinda involved
ratbabyonline: YEAH
ManWithTheMask13: I miss Max Clearance
ratbabyonline: me and my goons can go in there and do whatever we need, keep Max OUT OF IT
ManWithTheMask13: I believe you. You told me Gifts Ungiven would get unbanned and it did
NoxStryx: Become Max Headroom instead
NoxStryx: In game
aerohydra: and she didnt just run away
Coloneljesus: wheeler to wheeler: don't embarass me in front of angel
Duckels: Anything to feel something again
ratbabyonline: max clearance is one of the sketches where i recognize too much in the background and start to feel like a stalker
Cptasparagus: someone flipping one of these tables seems a bit more dangerous than an mtg tableflip
ratbabyonline: LRR content filmed outdoors from 2019-2022 have a non-zero chance of me being in the background
ratbabyonline: but I didn't know LRR then
thraximore: because you're a rat?
ratbabyonline: hey now dont discriminate against me because i gnaw electrical cables
thraximore: lmao
ManWithTheMask13: game please
ManWithTheMask13:
brieandbacon: It's the wrong way round
ratbabyonline: @thraximore but no, thats just when i lived in vic then, near the old moonbase it seems?
thraximore: they only want lesbian service
ratbabyonline: hire a second lesbian
sovietarchaeomancer: Cassie's go the Rizzie
aerohydra: cassie is just better than you
Waterscorpion: $1000 to be ignored
Juliamon: They all want to date her
tyrsredritehand: How do we order Rizz?
drcthulu: they're still miffed about getting their cars fleeced by a ringer
ratbabyonline: if i saw two cashiers, a hot lesbian and ben wheeler? i would have a very tough choice in front of me.
nevyn666: clearly you only get the customers trying to ball out
Coloneljesus: 1000 to be ignored sounds like twitch alright
thraximore: maybe they're all just former victims- I mean opponents
thraximore: and they hate you
ManWithTheMask13: This is NOT a certified car classic
Waterscorpion: She doesn't steal their cars
HadesLeprechaun: Nobody wants to be checked out by the boss, they can't abuse and complain to the cashier then
ratbabyonline: ben wheeler "I AM THE MANAGER"
thraximore: factually true, but customers aren't rational
thraximore: it FEELS like they were robbed
ratbabyonline: Ben Wheeler games but i would never insult him by calling him a gamer
ManWithTheMask13: +2
ManWithTheMask13: The play's meh but that joke's good
Astramentha: not particularly anything, no
ratbabyonline: alls wheel that ends wheel
ratbabyonline: car wheel hook door
nevyn666: just one eye?
Coloneljesus: time to raise prices
bbblehh: unfortunate that cassie isn't allowed to clock out until you finish stocking the shelves
ManWithTheMask13: the trans ally Popeyes tactic
ratbabyonline: he gives them the columbo stare
nevyn666: chat is god tier with the quips. i love it here
ratbabyonline: TO BE FAIR time stops at closing time
ratbabyonline: and before opening
Dalrint: If you want to be the best, you've gotta BEAT the best.
DoctorHutch: Excellent dropout bit
Waterscorpion: Poor lesbian
Cptasparagus: just demolishing a child
DoctorHutch: Yeah, while on dropout
CaptainSpam: Is Wheeler out here fleecing children out of their toys?
Coloneljesus: antarctica
ratbabyonline: Hungary
Cptasparagus: Lebanon
Astramentha: Algeria
Faulpyr: Latvia
DoctorHutch: Bolivia
aerohydra: lisbon, portugul?
brieandbacon: Bhutan
Cheese_Hammer: Belle Arus
Marvoleath: Georgia
CaptainSpam: The Federated States of Micronesia?
ManWithTheMask13: Latveria
Astramentha: Angola
kevenwith2es: Vatican City
Cptasparagus: @DoctorHutch B'olivia
Feriority: Djibouti
lightfut: Zimbabwe
brieandbacon: Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia
Jethrain: Lithuania
NoxStryx: United Arab Emerates or UAE for short
ratbabyonline: Georgia is already a name and a city but not the best name for a trans woman
ratbabyonline: just a mid name
ManWithTheMask13:
ElektroTal: what
Coloneljesus: Arstotzka
ElektroTal: what did i walk into
Piratical_tendancies: Lichtenstein
thraximore:
TheDevil_Risen: sup shivam
ratbabyonline: wait i got it
ElektroTal: is that your car
ratbabyonline: Chad.
ManWithTheMask13: Luxembourg
SnackPak_: totally normal ITYC stream
thraximore: that's literally a lego car
ratbabyonline: trans woman named Saint VIncent and the Grenadines
Duckels: Stream title mispelled, extra d in there
CaptainSpam: We're just actively being the villain in a collectible car racing anime here.
thraximore: who's this "we"?
thraximore: this is all wheeler
ratbabyonline: WE the streamer
Waterscorpion: Wheeler pub stomping lesbians at Hot Wheels. Pretty normal
drcthulu: "I swear I'm not even gas lighting you this time"
aerohydra: wheeler, posts a picture of himself with a red lightsaber, "im the good guy"
100viewbots: Rob strange women of their toy cars smh
thewafflesareburning: Can't wait for Yugi Motor to roll in and kick your ass
Duckels: Honestly believing youre in the right here is the most villan thing about it all
Coloneljesus: with a billie eylish pic on it too?
Duckels: Reading the car explains the car
ManWithTheMask13: idk
lightfut: Someone who has to keep saying their the good guy
Feriority: My "I'm the good guy" shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my "I'm the good guy" shirt
wiigamer1995: do your shop host a local car FNM?
ratbabyonline: real "one guy in the server full of trans women, who goes 'hey guys check it out im the gungler'" vibes in this store
bbblehh: @wiigamer1995 that's just post-aetherdrift standard tbh
wiigamer1995: lamo
thraximore: now he's complaining about them coming to his till, typical
ratbabyonline: this is why they should put me in charge of mtg races, i wouldve insisted on real toy cars coming with aetherdrift. AND a full 3 set block of bloomburrow.
100viewbots: What I'm getting is this car game is big in japan
Coloneljesus: with gungling?
thraximore: !speling
ManWithTheMask13: being the gungler?
ratbabyonline: in servers or in real stores
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: It's really hard to kill someone if they don't trust you.
wiigamer1995:
can we get grahm style crack a pack again?
Coloneljesus: a graham cracker?
ratbabyonline: start inviting ben to real life hangouts with trans women
wiigamer1995: yay
Astramentha: yay
Piratical_tendancies: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
ratbabyonline: graham graham graham!
ManWithTheMask13:
redpandrake:
thraximore: sup graham
ManWithTheMask13:
SnackPak_: that's the good stuff
ratbabyonline: YEAAH!
ManWithTheMask13: Perfect
TheDevil_Risen: YES
thraximore: the gungler
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO
TheDevil_Risen: heya Graham!
ratbabyonline: double gungler stream
brieandbacon: That sounds like people
ManWithTheMask13: F SKULL
TheDevil_Risen: looks like an evo 6
TheDevil_Risen: yeah its an AE86
thraximore: deja vu
ratbabyonline: yeah thats kinda a trueno
Invitare: surely the Initial D car should have amazing handling
TheDevil_Risen: 912 turbo
NotCainNorAbel: agree
ratbabyonline: GRAHAM
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
thraximore: Porche-esque
Waterscorpion: Don't forget, Wheeler is needing to sell these, so make them sound better!
ManWithTheMask13: +2
SnackPak_: daaaang
ratbabyonline: boooo
ratbabyonline: this baja buggy beetle
ratbabyonline: let graham open one from the other set
Cptasparagus: board interaction
the_brainfist: III just saw hailey's purple!
thraximore:
ratbabyonline: send yourself into a crusher
Jethrain: that car has a CHIN
Shurtal: got that Leno Chin
raulghoulia: go bots vibes
TheDevil_Risen: i do like the widebody 180
ratbabyonline: cowcatcher ass car
TheDevil_Risen: (yellow and blue)
sovietarchaeomancer: Trireme ass car
SnackPak_: oof
ratbabyonline: just garbage
ratbabyonline: thats a true mini not a modern mini too
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha porche cayennne
TheDevil_Risen: s2000
ManWithTheMask13: -2
ratbabyonline: -20
Shurtal: oh, htat was an AE86
brieandbacon: He's the villain in Fifth Element
thraximore: +7
NotCainNorAbel: mustang?
TheDevil_Risen: R32 nice
nevyn666: he was also commisioner gordon
NotCainNorAbel: R32 better guess
ratbabyonline: what you dont quickly remove than replace your glasses when you open a pack?
redpandrake: this crack-a-box rocks
ElektroTal: lol
Coloneljesus: wooooooh!
ratbabyonline: graham has been banished
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Graham!
Astramentha: o7
thraximore: bye graham
wiigamer1995: clapp
Amentur:
Thisbymaster: that is how you talk to your boss
NotCainNorAbel:
brieandbacon: *golf claps*
Invitare: you talk to your boss like that?
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
Woo, 
!
BusTed: that's a wrap on graham
ElektroTal: look at you telling your boss to leave
thraximore:
Dumori: Thanks G
raulghoulia:
redpandrake:
Clap
Cheese_Hammer: when I ask my boss to please leave he gets angry
ratbabyonline: yippee more wheeler!
Wolfstrike_NL:
Good thing you can just summon staff like that to hang out on stream
Shurtal: Grom Storch, everyone
JKBalch: If Graham helps you open boxes, is it called a Graham cracker?
ratbabyonline: Grand Stark
lightfut: 👏👏👏👏
goombalax: @JKBalch probably rude to call him that
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ratbabyonline: hes BACK
ratbabyonline: the curse of graham has made these packs mid
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ratbabyonline: sell the cheap extras to dollarama
wiigamer1995:
did you do something like this for YJ? 
ratbabyonline: or get the bundle workbench to bulk sell this trash
Earthenone: do we have an MJ holdings to sell our bulk to?
ratbabyonline: his car guy is here, with cards for some reason
ManWithTheMask13:
RhoxPaperScissors:
ratbabyonline: spidermans WIFE
ratbabyonline: and sometimes EXWIFE
arbysgaming38: shes dating a guy named paul in the current books
ratbabyonline: i just know they were divorced during superior spiderman and doc ock in peters body tryies to get her back
ManWithTheMask13: doc ock getting freaky
CaptainSpam:
Yeah, give them more anime, that'll really help them not be weird and obsessive.
ratbabyonline: otto octavious in peters body is good comics
ratbabyonline: double market price is reasonable right
ratbabyonline: gameplay is also limited
CaptainSpam: I thought you were legally obligated to buy cards once in a while to maintain the premise of the stream.
ratbabyonline: sometimes cards are tiles, sometimes cards are toy cars
ratbabyonline: cards take many forms
Dumori: They are twins in wigs
ManWithTheMask13: king lear
Earthenone:
is this stream a nesisary step to get is this your kart in a month or two?
Waterscorpion: When was the last time we stole someone's car?
ratbabyonline: really motivate them to have you assassinated
Marvoleath: Linda with teh anime haircut, an unfair advantage
Coloneljesus: this game is clearly missing a stinky smell mechanic
ratbabyonline: i think all games like this should have a "attempt arson for insurance" option
Mollylele: lesbians just smell better than card gamers i guess
Feriority: Woah you have a door
thraximore: @Feriority getting real boujie up in here
ratbabyonline: are you gonna crack and entire crate of packs
Coloneljesus: @Mollylele possible. can an authentic card gamer lesbian confirm please?
thraximore: it's shrimple
ratbabyonline: @Coloneljesus yes
ratbabyonline: girlsmell good
ratbabyonline: ratbabyonline, known card gamer lesbian
Waterscorpion: You HAVE to do this
ManWithTheMask13: He's a genius
ratbabyonline: tell them if you lose theyre banned from the store
thraximore: I can't believe no one's tried that before
bbblehh: @Coloneljesus i know for me if i were to go to a prerelease smelling sweaty i think i'd just die on the spot
Waterscorpion: I like how Wheeler grabs them and runs to a bathroom stall to rip them open.
thraximore: leveled up, heck yeah
redpandrake: Your fictional daughter would want you to keep going
ratbabyonline: "please papa, rip more packs, i need college"
thraximore: I don't understand why this isn't working
ratbabyonline: rip the green packs, change it up
Earthenone: thats the door to the dinosaur past
nanacomehome: yeah that door spawned in when you expanded the shop
Coloneljesus: we need some RNG manip
ratbabyonline: you sent her to francophone school i see
NotCainNorAbel: I just love the idea of going into this store and the owner just mumbling in the corner about his daughter while grabbing stock and opening it
Earthenone:
i assume that was how YJ worked
ratbabyonline: @NotCainNorAbel he shares a picture of his daughter, its an anime figurine.
NotCainNorAbel:
@ratbabyonline 
ratbabyonline: if your employees are tall lesbians then for the benefit of your short customers please place the shelves higher.
Coloneljesus: 4'9
thraximore: go up to Cassie and check eye height
letsbelgo: my wife is 4'9
Astramentha: okay RUDE
ratbabyonline: your character writes that he's 5'11" on dating profiles
Waterscorpion: Pretty sure that's harassment
KhazzyB: hey now, us short kings have real rizz
thraximore: just assume, profile your employee
ManWithTheMask13: I have sausage fingers AKA meaty hands and it made stocking shelves awful
Earthenone: she gets paid 5$ an hour, she expects to be uncomfertable
Waterscorpion: She's making more than he is
thraximore: oh snap when did Linda join the team
Coloneljesus: cassie makes twice as much as ben
ratbabyonline: ben is paid in inventory
thraximore: also, these names are not beating the allegations
ratbabyonline: wheeler is creating a community space, not just a shop
ratbabyonline: but you DO have to spend money there
Dumori: Your open 12 hours, and you play $130 a day in wages for 2 staff
ratbabyonline: 9 to 9
Coloneljesus: you pay them in a ton of exposure, tho
ratbabyonline: honestly nuts hours
ratbabyonline: youre like, legally required to give them breaks right
ManWithTheMask13: not moving
ratbabyonline: its ok theyre contract workers not hourly
Piratical_tendancies: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
ratbabyonline: im gonna move
thraximore: I'm moving
nevyn666: SCATTER
bujabin: i need to move to live
Earthenone: its a car shop. they can buy breaks if they need them
SnackPak_: can I move again?
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CaptainSpam: @ratbabyonline From what we see, I'm not sure he's legally required to even allow them to go home.
thraximore: @Earthenone +2
ManWithTheMask13: It's Ante
ratbabyonline: @CaptainSpam yeah wait where is this game set
NotCainNorAbel: you are styling on this poor little child
ZombieHendrix: I keep forgetting these are slot cars and not hot wheels
bujabin: its kinda stealing
letsbelgo: ben
shushu2539: if you sell the cars and then take them back by gambling you're actually only selling the losing experience
KeytarCat: ooh, three power slots in this one!
ratbabyonline: if they brought back ante would this become the main way LGS get singles
ratbabyonline: the bisexual flag car
redpandrake:
CaptainSpam: The ol' Memphis Design Car.
ratbabyonline: you can run it on gas or ethanol
Coloneljesus: good save
Dumori: Ahahah
ratbabyonline: back seat of the car is the ikea bi-erasure couch
ManWithTheMask13:
ratbabyonline: yeah youre eating those shipping fees
ratbabyonline: its like taking public transit during an anime con in this store
InconsiderateHat: This is a good distraction during a frustrating evening; thanks Wheeler 💚
KeytarCat: Cassie the cashier and Linda the line manager
RatherLargeToad: Gambling is an investment, after all
ManWithTheMask13: It's true
dumbo3k: Yup, that's exactly how gambling works
ratbabyonline: go kaiji mode, just keep gambling
RatherLargeToad:
ManWithTheMask13: All gamblers are guaranteed heaven
redpandrake: How else are you going to pay for your fictional daughters bilingual college
Earthenone: gotta win big to pay the indulgances
ratbabyonline: sending wheelers daughter to gambling school
CaptainSpam: Indulge big, win big.
KeytarCat: We talked about indulgences on rhythm cafe yesterday, glad we have a theme for the week
myknorman: hey wheeler are you a chocolate guy?
ratbabyonline: wheelers daughter needs to become a pro mahjong player to support him in his old age
Dumori: Pascal’s wager “All gamblers are guaranteed heaven”
ManWithTheMask13: Oh
ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler
Earthenone: there is
ManWithTheMask13: I have bad news
nevyn666: there is. its good too
nevyn666: oh
RatherLargeToad: Do horse girls count?
ratbabyonline: fukumoto wright a highschool manga please
ratbabyonline: *write
ManWithTheMask13: It's true
Earthenone:
yugioh has a school spinoff
ratbabyonline: skill issue, i could get off to kaiji
letsbelgo: Yup
ManWithTheMask13: I've heard nothing incorrect
Amentur: Fair assessment
Juliamon: cowards can't get off to kaiji
ratbabyonline: you see, to me kaiji is a he/him lesbian
KeytarCat: twice or else they explode? I thought that was the explosion!
Juliamon: he's such a pathetic soggy man
ratbabyonline: but fr the kaiji hiatus is killing me
SquareDotCube: welp the car fad is over, it was a good run
ratbabyonline: mahjong truely does cause great damage to the human spirit without any benefit
ratbabyonline: there should be a kaiji themed shop simulator where youre running a death gamble business
KeytarCat: ooh, medusa v aphrodite
dumbo3k: Whoa whoa whoa, cars can teleport?!
ManWithTheMask13: Teleport wind? Foolish
Juliamon: kaiji is an essay on how today's youth are being aggressively punished for trying to live by obscenely wealthy old men manipulating society. in this essay i will
ratbabyonline: @Juliamon hey SOMETIMES theyre punished by young men who work for or are the children of the obscenely wealthy old men
dumbo3k: Is this game just about making kids cry by beating them at the game you are selling them?
ratbabyonline: fukumoto please end hiatus i need to read the end of the 13 billion yen escape arc
ElektroTal: it's amazing how difficult actually running slot cars in real life is
ManWithTheMask13: heyo
Juliamon: I mean.... I'm amazed it got two episodes
Coloneljesus: ca shop simulator?
RatherLargeToad: If Rythmic Cafe can play Expedition 33, I think you are fine with this
Juliamon: cardigan shop sim
ratbabyonline: next is this your card is "17 steps" mahjong from Kaiji
Juliamon: get cozy mf
ManWithTheMask13: Stock Market sim
SquareDotCube: I feel like it's about being a store clerk and villain
RhoxPaperScissors: caw shop sim, selling crows
nevyn666: phrasing
nevyn666: can i just buy the land under the bridge?
ratbabyonline: im selling commemorative pieces of the old Johnson street bridge, i swear these are authentic blue paint flakes
Dumori: is it a cool bridge?
ElektroTal: you should find a way to play culdcept saga
ratbabyonline: lesbians are like locusts in that they hatch from broods only in certain years
raulghoulia: the collective noun for anime girls Is a swarm
BronzePanda: Hot tub stream?
Juliamon: fate/grand order, you heard it here first
ManWithTheMask13:
FurthestChunk: ben's power only grows
ratbabyonline: is this your card has been cancelled for going too off-subject
ratbabyonline: ben wheeler has been sent to the card mines
SnackPak_: remember Newday Tuesday when they would buy a new game every week?
FurthestChunk: @Juliamon do not curse him with that
ElektroTal: culdcept is an older game that was an awesome ccg of sorts on xbox and playstatyion
Dumori: $12 game stretched over two weeks
groulux: Hey Wheeler, are you going to be on Mondays now or is this a one time thing?
ratbabyonline: im contemplating getting back into streaming with Shandalar
Juliamon: groulux It's the new timeslot as of a month ago
TheMagicWalrus: so its not the go fish minigame in Spyfox: Dry Cereal
Juliamon: there have been at least three Wednesday CDHCs, so at least a month and a half
groulux: @Juliamon Oups I missen that I wil lbe able to tune in more often !
ratbabyonline: @TheMagicWalrus its the club penguin cardjutsu game or whatever it was called
FurthestChunk: crack a crate you deserve it
ratbabyonline: just EATING those shipping fees
ratbabyonline: what you never played the ninja themed tcg in club penguin?
ManWithTheMask13: Oooh get em
ratbabyonline: i think youre in the top 10 of players of this
Goldensaber22: oh no nine hunded
ManWithTheMask13: Only the best
ratbabyonline: huge L
SnackPak_: o7
ManWithTheMask13:
BusTed:
ManWithTheMask13: game sucks
FurthestChunk: rip
CaptainSpam: And so it goes.
gsyhiap:
ratbabyonline: cant spell Wheeler without an L
ratbabyonline: or without a W
ratbabyonline: wait was that a red version of the james dean death car
gsyhiap: or without "Whee"
FurthestChunk: racing's for who
CaptainSpam: "Hey, did you hear? The shop owner's reign of terror has finally ended!"
TheMagicWalrus: you really need to implement a store rule where if they beat you they get banned
ratbabyonline: he's called Wheeler because "WHEEEE! LRR!"
ironcrossorwoodencross: just in time for ripping pack
coachNelly: wait why does supercar simulator look so much like gamestore simulator?
ratbabyonline: @coachNelly asset packs
ratbabyonline: oh hey its nelly
coachNelly: thats how they get yeah
CaptainSpam: Just gotta level up to get those sweet, sweet elites.
ratbabyonline: as far as asset pack simulators though this one looks better than most though
ManWithTheMask13: oh shoot its Nelly, the goat
KeytarCat: ooh, 13 got you some unlock
LordZarano: I don't think you've opened any of the green packs yet
ironcrossorwoodencross: is there a book that Shows all the cars?
ratbabyonline: listen the basics are the first set, therefore theyre the alpha mtg packs of this game
ratbabyonline: he might rip a black lotus, which is a real car
ManWithTheMask13: she just came back from the ren fare
ManWithTheMask13: no one had the guts to tell her
nevyn666: its a free country. for now.,
ratbabyonline: it was a 3 year long ren faire, her hair just did that
ratbabyonline: open till you get a $1000 car
Mollylele: she hatchin a nest o baby birds up there
coachNelly: just one of these should have gum instead of a toy car
ratbabyonline: you're gambling in the front!
CaptainSpam: "I know you wanted to go home at a reasonable time, but every night at 9pm, time stops, so I don't know what to tell you."
ratbabyonline: "ive got one bullet and 50 packs, if i dont get something worth atleast $300 its over"
rosesmcgee: Have we learned nothing from Scarface?
ratbabyonline: theres gotta be a level of dopamine right
Feriority: It can be both
raulghoulia: having a ton of money is fun, yes
ironcrossorwoodencross: Ripping pack is an Addition
coachNelly: 'oh you mean like when people play too many scratchy lottery tickets, or eat too much ice cream, or smoke too many cigarettes?'
ratbabyonline: i hear americans dont get kinder suprises....
ironcrossorwoodencross: Addition
ManWithTheMask13: now I want ice cream
Tobenamed1: @ratbabyonline We now have kinder surprises, they had to change the packaging
ironcrossorwoodencross: damn spell check
coachNelly: ice cream whales get to both buy a ton of stuff and get big
Xx_JAG_xX: GOTTEM!!!
ManWithTheMask13: Common Wheeler W
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: funny joke streamer
ratbabyonline: booooooooooo
arbysgaming38: -2
MWGNZ: eggs are fruit now?
letsbelgo: but we do have kinder eggs
coachNelly: for some reason didnt work in james' case
FurthestChunk: +1
bujabin: booourns
nevyn666: -aura
goombalax: The low-hanging fruit of the noble hen
ratbabyonline: @Tobenamed1 wait whats different about the packaging then
ManWithTheMask13:
coachNelly: imagine owning a store and unloading all the packs onto the shelf before cracking them all
nevyn666:
Drexciya808: yea bruh like negative aura
ManWithTheMask13: -MR
ratbabyonline: aura is just another term for lying
ratbabyonline: *vibes
ratbabyonline: how did i write lying instead of vibes
Tobenamed1: @ratbabyonline INstead of the chocolate surronding the toy, the egg is in two halves, one side is chocolate and the other is the toy. Its called Kinder Joy here
Drexciya808: vibes brah
ManWithTheMask13: @ratbabyonline Freudian slip
KeytarCat: Your aura has no power here!
ratbabyonline: @Tobenamed1 THAT SUCKS??
coachNelly: yo $69 car tho
ManWithTheMask13: nice
ratbabyonline: kinder JOYLESS
coachNelly: honestly we have kinder joy in canada too and my kids low key prefer them
ratbabyonline: american chocolate tastes so bad though
Tobenamed1: Choking hazard
trainpants: all our snack food got enshittified
nevyn666: @Tobenamed1 ive bought kinder eggs in america before. and ive never seen it that way.
coachNelly: its vile tho its an affront
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: calling kinder surprise a snack is american coded
FurthestChunk: -2 to America
ratbabyonline: the toys in kinder eggs have gotten worse though
Faulpyr: I recently went to Germany and had so many Kinder Surprises because of the stupid Kinder Joy here
Drexciya808: As a snack specialist, I agree
coachNelly: he's figuring it out
TheMagicWalrus: to be fair it's chocolate and we suck at chocolate
Tobenamed1: @nevyn666 I can only get kinder joy, no kinder eggs
CaptainSpam:
Oh, please. You know you wouldn't give us props anyway.
ManWithTheMask13: -2 to America
Goldensaber22: there was never any good candy or snacks after the 2000s. we lost that race hard
Drexciya808:
bujabin: america peaked with 3d doritos. down hill ever since.
Faulpyr: American snack food companies don't want the competition
FurthestChunk: we have good kinder surprises here we get this
ratbabyonline: americans DO have better access to taco bell though
Dumori: hey now beige food is good good
raulghoulia: great 2007 joke, streamer
Dumori: food*
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
Tobenamed1: BRO
ManWithTheMask13: WHAT
coachNelly: sweet christ
Xx_JAG_xX:
i miss my purple ketchup 
Drexciya808: look dood have you tried combos .. the official cheese-filled snack of nascar.. pizzeria pretzel
jabisbad: +2 stimmer
Drexciya808: we are still number one
Goldensaber22: we did a belly flop
nevyn666: as someone who called out of work on 9/11...that was hysterical
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: The brits have their own egg shapped snack debacle, cadbury creme eggs have only gotten worse since tony blair
Drexciya808: not the official snack but the official cheese-filled snack
ratbabyonline: the nearest taco bell to victoria is literally in america.... as the crow flies atleast
CaptainSpam: So you're saying THAT'S where we stored all our snacks?
FurthestChunk: benjamin about to find himself climbing into the saddam hussein tunnel
Dumori: look I’m gonna enjoy my aniseed balls like the British freak I am
Dumori: and y’all can judge
ratbabyonline: ENDING ON THE BALL JOKE
kellyfurtado: my b if the joke has been made but just tuned in. were we playing this because you are bennBenny wheelz?
Drexciya808:
ratbabyonline: beywheelz?
ratbabyonline: oh boy
RatherLargeToad: that’s a lot of knights
Invitare: ah so it's Wheeler's Game
Faulpyr: Huh... I've seen that on Steam...
LordZarano: Kinder is Italian
ratbabyonline: but kinder is a german word....
Drexciya808:
thanks
ratbabyonline: huh...
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (17d, 23:59 from now)
ManWithTheMask13:
Thanks for stream, streamer 
ratbabyonline: the donkey stream should just be wheeler and a donkey
ManWithTheMask13: Frogs are GONE
ManWithTheMask13: deadass?
goombalax: Star wars event is on
ratbabyonline: just turn chat OFF
DarthRagnar815:
Actual Fortnite? 
RatherLargeToad:
frogs are never gone
goombalax: you can drop as palpatine
GapFiller:
misheard Mute The Chat as Nuke The Chat which frankly works even better
trainpants: Cube!
nevyn666: a day off? hellz yea.
ratbabyonline: if i find out im a special guest on ladies cube and nobody told me ill be so mad and confused
Goldensaber22: Great stream, night Wheeler!
nevyn666: bro. the soundtrack for clair obscure is soooo good.
ratbabyonline: good stream wheeeeler
letsbelgo: not even close to a rythem game
accountmadeforants: I am currently playing Clair Obscur, it is not a rhythm game. (It is a banger, though.)
nevyn666 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, nevyn666! (Today's storm count: 11)
Marvoleath:
It has rhythmic attacks
nevyn666: it does have rhythm based attacks.
Marvoleath: and is very French (non-derogatory)
KeytarCat: Oh it a mario rpg!
Blip2004: stealthy steam noises
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Fortnite) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (55m from now).
accountmadeforants: @Marvoleath Me when my squad of Baguette Baguettes roll up to a dramatic cutscene.
accountmadeforants:
SnackPak_: wooow
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