Crossing the Streams || Fortnite

 SquareDotCube: oh right, I wonder what FPS they decided on
 SquareDotCube: Battlefront would be thematically appropriate
JoTyler: fortnite >:D
  Juliamon: it's in the schedule
 Sethalidos: Fortnite
JoTyler: can't wait to see a lightsaber duel on top of a tie fighter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they figure out the private server stuff to try to avoid the truly horrific toxic stuff?
Garfman314: hello everypeoples
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Fortnite) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JoTyler In the animated series  Plo Koon did absolutely take apart a whole bunch of droids in the vacuum of space if that scratches a similar itch for you
JoTyler: oh yeah but that's not going to be as silly as if it's goku vs godzilla with lightsabers
 Sethalidos: Am I the only one who thinks most Star Wars names are just cat walking across a keyboard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know how long I'll be able to stick around because I need to take one of my last online portions of my finals
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
JoTyler: @Thefluffiestguineapig ahh good luck!
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: Gold!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos In the "all the people who actually would edit George Lucas left" era? No
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Put something nice inside of me.
 Sethalidos: 0_o
Garfman314: beefy jeefy is a star wars name
 Mazrae: Ummm LRRbot are you okay?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 I suspect it's one of the lesser known companion animals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's not obvious I'm one of those lonely nerds who grew up reading EU novels
 Sethalidos: am LRRBot ok?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because no one wanted to be friends with the autistic kid in the corner who had read all the Sherlock Holmes material by grade 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos Never
Garfman314: i probably should have said "sounds like", as i'm not aware of a canon Beefy Jeefy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 There is not as far as I am aware
Garfman314: (though one might exist, hell if i know, that canon seems like a right pile)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 Although I could give two shits about most of the Disney new canon, I know WAY too much about EU nonsense though. SO MUCH NONSENSE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When you go to school with the same 13 kids in your grade through 8th grade and they won't be friends with you, you read a lot of nonsense in the aisles of Barnes and Noble to ease the loneliness
 Going_Medium:   
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Fortnite) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (34s ago).
TheAinMAP: Signal
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 underhill33:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been rewatching the 2024 subathon OkiOki tournament as study background and it's been so incredibly modivating
DideRobot: LRR: Join four entirely grown ass adult men as they play Fortnite in a blatant attempt to recapture the joy they felt when they played Fortnite as children. | Wait... we were how old when Fortnite came out? | Sigh. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114457948897062733
 niccus: are they saving the world?
   LoadingReadyRun: Sorry for the lack of Fortnite music, you'll find out why in 2 minutes 
 Nigouki: Jaaaaaaames play the diggy hole music
 Julian_Rogue: something star wars related im sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Heheheheheh, I'm always up for diggy diggy hole
 raulghoulia: ominous
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun Sweet, Fortnite festival day 
 teddywhosabear: foooooortnite
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! I hear the crew's going to being building a fort a night?
 Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
 teddywhosabear: pouring one out for giant bomb this week ;-;
 rosesmcgee: Fortnite: Exclusively Build Mode
 rosesmcgee: It's just a Mine O Clock stream
TheAinMAP:   
frogomb: Loading Ready Run should watch the Loading Ready Run show Checkpoint and learn about all of the terrible shit Epic games is guilty of
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
EvilBadman: @frogomb I have terrible news for you about most things
JoTyler: yay!
 LadyAiluros: ohaiii
Garfman314: oh no its a james
 teddywhosabear: lol, patch'd
JoTyler: ahaha oh ok
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh
 Dog_of_Myth: Sweet install stream
graal_smith: Woooo!
JoTyler: new month, new season
Ms_LadyMix: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
graal_smith: Welcome to Vancouverian Logistics
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
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 ContingentCat: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh Download is one of my favorite games.
shushu2539: nice bandwidth
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Downloading the Streams! My favorite show!
 HiCallMeRusty: love fork knife
JoTyler: yup!
 PharaohBender27: I am
 raulghoulia: I hope this is the whole stream
Garfman314: i did
 Sethalidos: slow clap
frogomb: @evilbadman other things bad so it's ok this is also bad?
DaxStrife: The 43 gigs is just Emperor Palpatine with a gun.
 SquareDotCube: Old Battlefront 2 is just what, 2.2 GB?
hiFunko: be kind he's new to streaming
 KaleidoscopeMind: 43  s?
Garfman314: bdlbp
Lady_hosk: Can't you just play it from london drug?
 Dog_of_Myth: @hiFunko 
Garfman314: i am currently considering the best phrasing for my desert bus craft submission
 Sethalidos: are they from Canada James?
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 100 1 1
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Speaking of which, has James' mom's check been late for anyone else this month?
 SAJewers: !clip 󠀀
 calculated_uncertainties: funko is quiet
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AcceptableCalmDogNomNom-qirJbQ90fIKhk9vv
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 Lord_Hosk: I will take money to be your friend.  I come cheap
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jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
Ms_LadyMix: Funko is here for FRIENDSHIP ONLY CRA
Garfman314: funko could use to be a little louder
JoTyler: don't worry, it'll be back in the store at some point lol
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  I see we've given up all the way 
Garfman314: sounds better
 tehfewl: i got a buddy who works for Epic, i could make a call
 RandomTrivia:  Good answer, Alex
 Lord_Hosk: funko was a  little ow
 pn55: A little quiet
WitchyTQ: he always sounds good, but he's still quiet
Ms_LadyMix: Funko a tiny bit low
 calculated_uncertainties: still a bit quiet.
 calculated_uncertainties: much better
 Blip2004: better
 Lord_Hosk: thats better
Ms_LadyMix: That's perfect for me
 ContingentCat: that's better
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
 Going_Medium: good
 pn55: Better
 Dog_of_Myth: That's good
Master_Gunner: Funko good
 gsyhiap: 
 Lord_Hosk: also a little low
 pn55: Nelson a little low too
 Going_Medium: Yeah biking.  Sound also good.
Ms_LadyMix: Nelson is middle aged, got it
Garfman314: welcome to this age
 spo8n: yay bones!
 KaleidoscopeMind: same here nelson
 rosesmcgee: Time makes fools of us all
 ContingentCat: Dairy propaganda
 Lord_Hosk: Nelson sounds like a dad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on other factors for calcium absorption
EvilBadman: This is the peak body performance for about to play Fortnite
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AssiduousViscousKittenBleedPurple-RnE5-mfzTrtF50VD
Lady_hosk: Nelson do you need me to bring over a heating pad?
 kumatsu: actually a glass of milk sounds pretty good right now. I wonder if I could get it in this airport lounge
 calculated_uncertainties: nelson is on brand
 jessicaengle: We always had skim milk, which was barely milk at all so was probably unharmed
 HbombAndFriends: Did you also eat carrots?
 pn55: 
 RandomTrivia: I literally wanted that to be Hosk on the phone 
 SquareDotCube: we know, we have a witness account of stealing someone's chocolate milk
TheAinMAP: Is that Hosk calling?
 Dog_of_Myth: @RandomTrivia Same
mysteenova157: I miss landlines!
 Going_Medium: Ian?
 jessicaengle:   
EvilBadman: Alex's CODEC goin' off
 raulghoulia: if this was really the 90s then getting the call would have taken him off line
Flyingdelorion: well I am 46 and had never had pain in any bone...but sure had pain in some nerves...
Lady_hosk: Wait you have a landline???
 bytecaster: Oh? We download screening?
Garfman314: you need the old bell rotary ring
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm looking forward to the Shaders DLC
EvilBadman: that's a MR. Beast Ad bar
 ContingentCat: I believe in you progress bar
 Dog_of_Myth: Refresh your RAM
 GasCityGaming: Unflurb the fleem
DaxStrife: Unzipping on stream violates Twitch TOS.
 niccus: have you tried defragmenting
 LordZarano: 43GB? Why didn't you just get the handy 6 DVD set?
iarethel0ser: Reticulating splines.
 kumatsu: reticulate the splines
 Lord_Hosk: I just want to be clear... I  and I stress I... had nothing to do with it.  I can't speak for my household.  who may currently be giggling uncontrollably
 LadyAiluros: I am all in on Usenet, Alex yes
 spo8n: this is why you make regular sacrifices to the machine spirit
 Diabore: NELSON
 gsyhiap: Uhhh
 Sethalidos: wat
adept_nekomancer: Don't drink the technomilk
 bytecaster: A valid question!
 NorthstarTex: NELSON
 Dog_of_Myth: That's just Vex Milk.
 ContingentCat: He's not wrong
gsyhiap: Note to self, never accept milk from Nelson.
 Lord_Hosk: I DID NOT!
 jessicaengle: heehee
 RandomTrivia: Sick, EULA reading stream time!
 Lord_Hosk: Giggles Mc Laughy butt on the otherhand...
 NotCainNorAbel: Remember when you just put the CD into the CD tray and the game played?
 raulghoulia: you have to read the entire user agreement
 kumatsu: LRL bit to drink the pc fluid
 gsyhiap: Nope. Nope nope nopenopenopenope
EvilBadman: James speedrunning the EULA
 GasCityGaming: Is Nvidia blood green?
 ContingentCat: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
 RandomTrivia: That's condensed magic blue smoke, you shouldn't drink that
 iris_of_ether: Please do not drink capacitor electrolyte
jacqui_lantern234: cmon, just a little squirt?! 
Lady_hosk: You might be surprised to know how much worse it could have been.
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #5584: "Charizard scares me." —Adam [2018-12-13]
Garfman314: cd tray is new school, you need 15 floppies
JoTyler: yeah it will take a bit to load everything and there will be a cinematic
JoTyler: staaaar waaaars
 NotCainNorAbel: @Garfman314 I'm not installing Windows 98SE
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler your face is cinematic!!!
 GasCityGaming: !findquote fortnite
  LRRbot: Quote #5516: "Is Fortnite the Freebird of streaming?" —Cameron [2018-11-13]
JoTyler: @jacqui_lantern234 oh no she found me
 bytecaster: I mean, they are the best settings, right?
EvilBadman: *uninstalls fortnite*
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler bitch, youre part of my heart-home! you chose this!
FadedOasis: You've leveled up!
 bytecaster: As someone who fortnited for 30 minutes years ago, this is wild
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
 jessicaengle: This is the first time I've ever seen fortnite and it already seems like it sucks
 Sethalidos: we just gonna ignore the googly eye Chewie?
 ContingentCat: The first enemy is capitalism
jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 HAI FRIEND 
Malkmaven1176: Yeah, this month is Star Wars month in Fortnite
 jessicaengle: your mileage may vary
JoTyler: because youre in the lego game mode
 gsyhiap: Welcome to Shopping with James!
 NorthstarTex: did you select lego mode?
JoTyler: select the battle royale for regular
 bytecaster: How many subscriptions are there?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Garfman314: who was on the last time you played?
 ContingentCat: Don't we all James
 DiscordianTokkan: Can James be Hatsune Miku instead?
 RandomTrivia: The amount of yikes in the up-front monetization is off the scale
 undecided44: I tuned in just in time for "James tries Fortnite (critical)"
 HorusFive: Today on CtS- Let's see how much money Fortnite can trick James into spending
  Juliamon: You're in the Lego game
 mercano82: she was the best friend on Girl Meets World.
  Juliamon: That's why
 jessicaengle: Sock Monke
 kumatsu: I don't think you can say that on twitch, James
JoTyler: on the Play tab you're on lego fornite
  Juliamon: You need to switch to Battle Royale
 RandomTrivia: Are you about to sell us teabags?
 bytecaster: There is so many popups
jacqui_lantern234: also, chat, let it be known that @JoTyler is the reason im about to start downloading fortnite. i hate this turn of events (/joking)
Malkmaven1176: There ya go, all better
JoTyler: @jacqui_lantern234 muahaha i will have more friends to play with my plan is working
 kumatsu: no settings, YOLO queue
 gsyhiap: Sock monkey retains its shape by specifically never getting washed...
 RandomTrivia: But this is the "best settings for your system"! 
wedge_x: more frame mean more gamer
 bytecaster: This is some user interface
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler you better fuckin play with me, nerd!
Quaseymoto: There's no going back in Fortnite
JoTyler: Alex right now
DaxStrife: James needs 144fps because his PC has been naughty and he needs to punish it.
 ContingentCat: real gamers don't go back James
 HorusFive: Ever Forward, James. Ever forward
 tehfewl: its made for cellphone ui
 HadesLeprechaun: this UI seems very specifically designed to get children lost and buying things accidentally
 DigitalSeahorse: never thought I'd see LRR do Fortnite
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty!
 Sethalidos: @HadesLeprechaun got it in one
 kumatsu: @DigitalSeahorse it's happened before
 bytecaster: This feels like a lesson in UI design by showing off all the bad patterns
EvilBadman: They've done it befoe
  Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse this isn't even the first time
 dumbo3k: Magic: The Gathering: Fortnite Edition
 kumatsu: when are they adding Loot to Fortnite 
  Juliamon: it's not even the SECOND time they've played
JoTyler: space to jump, b to thank the busdriver 
 Crad0k: i've been having email issues today, did anyone get a going live for this stream?
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 Saltpetre_Academic: I have no interest in Fortnite, but LRR are streaming while I'm awake and free, so I have to at least check it out
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 MacbethSeemsSus: James just into game, out of habit starts punching a tree.
 Lord_Hosk: So rude!
 RandomTrivia: What even is happening
 gsyhiap: 
 RandomTrivia: WAT
 kumatsu: the vinyl parachute is on brand, tbh
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler ill thank YOU!!!!! for being a beloved friend 
 GasCityGaming: someone bought a fancy parachute
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: yes, it's May 5th, time for monday music
 NorthstarTex: James...wtf were you doing last you played this?
JoTyler: nope that one was free
EvilBadman: all these cosmetics track for James yeah
 goombalax: if the infinite legions of fortnite streamers aren't getting demonetized playing this season you're probably fine with the star wars music
 Lord_Hosk: a sand crawler!
 rosesmcgee: James bought all these cosmetics while he was on a bender
JoTyler: for the record, the passes have free stuff every so levels
 bytecaster: Oh, even the area is star wars themed
JoTyler: some*
 Getter404: Oh hey, Jizz music
 Sethalidos: no one tell him thet are most likely bots
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JKBalch: Cold James
 NorthstarTex: James is not a storm trooper in terms of aim
EvilBadman: that had big Bot enemy energy
Garfman314: when does the yelling at 12 year olds start?
 bytecaster: They shoot, James, they do the shooting
 RandomTrivia: The amount of "content" to this which is literally just "here is [thing you already know]" -> "I love [thing I already know!]" is obscene
JoTyler: yeah it's a star wars event rn
 PharaohBender27: "Man, things have gone downhill lately. Empire might have been harsh, but there weren't massive gunfights every night under them." 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, that one shoots bullets at other players...
 JKBalch: maybe all fortnite players have storm trooper aim
 DigitalSeahorse: I wouldn't be surprised
 HorusFive: It's all Star Wars all the time in the content mills
7gorobei: it was May the Fourth
JoTyler: yeah there's NPCs at certain spots
 DigitalSeahorse: monke
 RandomTrivia: 
 gsyhiap: He did the thing!
 DigitalSeahorse: sockey
JoTyler: big potion!
JoTyler: slurpyy
 Lord_Hosk: Fun fact about the Jawa sandcrawers, they were originally brought to Tattoine by ore mining companies, but it was found that when the Iron from Tattoine was processed it would rust and deteriorate at a rate almost ten times faster than normal iron making it usesless. so they abandoned their equipment  Each sandcrawler is the home to a different Jawa tribe every 5 years there is a giant swap meet where all the tribes meet up to trade goods, and tribe members.
 PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk NGL, I can see this being EU canon
 bytecaster: Oh, it's actual mythical kappa, I can get behind that
 BrowneePointz: Nope.
 BrowneePointz: Even in EU Canon they were native to Tatooine
 MAPBoardgames: I wasn't expecting James to be monkeying around in fortnite
 bytecaster: Does the factory make cucumbers products?
 BrowneePointz: in the EU they were just part of the same Race as the Tusken, the Kumamgah, who were bombed back into the stone age by the Rakatan Infinite Empire
 PharaohBender27: OK so Hosk was justing doing his usual thing, then 
Garfman314: the empire is pretty bad at osha
 BrowneePointz: but even in new canon they're indigenous to Tatooine
DaxStrife: Everyone at Epic Games should be in jail, send skeet.
 bytecaster: @BrowneePointz As a citizen of the European union, that doesn't sound familiar to me
 DigitalSeahorse:    Alex needs to add the OSHI- emote here
Garfman314: autozone?
 RockPusher: I see we are monkeying around in *the* video game
 Lord_Hosk: The Jawa's were native to Tattooine however the sandcrawers were not.  The sandcrawler lore comes from the EU but is MOSTLY still true
 PharaohBender27: Ah
 Lord_Hosk: those are clone troopers not storm troopers
 BrowneePointz: James, excuse you, they have a Drosal Fin on top and that's an LAAT-i Those are Clones
drewm1022: Get in losers.
 DigitalSeahorse: road trip!
 RandomTrivia: 
 gsyhiap: 
 SnackPak_: bye Nelly
 gsyhiap: Perfect
 BrowneePointz: Dorsal*
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit
wedge_x: that's the stuff
Garfman314: this conversion van definitely fits in the star wars lore
 Lord_Hosk: CLONE TROOPERS
 BrowneePointz: *eye twitches*
 Lord_Hosk: Some people
 DigitalSeahorse: Road Quest Fortnight
 bytecaster: Eh, what's the difference, though? 
 SquareDotCube: not gonna take the LaaTi?
 BrowneePointz: clones were programmed to enable Fascism, Stormtroopers abed it willingly @bytecaster
JoTyler: shooting a pew pew gun is so satisfying lol
 ShaneLeeAtk: Just clicking on heads
 RockPusher: that combat sound direction indicator is a good feature — well done Fortnite
JoTyler: yeah honestly, fortnite has a lot of great accessibility options
 BrowneePointz: Is it a Disruptor!?
JoTyler: their colourblind options are real good too
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResilientAnnoyingPuddingRedCoat-HyARCpsIivxa8NLs
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler your friendship is satisfying 
 DigitalSeahorse: so white!
 SnackPak_: the Itchy loy
 BrowneePointz: are they doing Galactic Battle mode?
 SnackPak_: lot*
 PharaohBender27: OK I clearly got distracted because now instead of Tatooine they're in Not-Not-Japan?
 bytecaster: They have trains here? I'm sold now
 BrowneePointz: if so, they MAY be able to find some lightsabers iirc
 calculated_uncertainties: Auto zone?
 DigitalSeahorse: white linoleum floors
JoTyler: yeah theres a train with a vault that goes around the map
 baltimore_667083: train tracks!
 BrowneePointz: aaah okay for other star wars nerds they have the following
 PharaohBender27: Everytime someone says "Auto zone" I remember that jingle from like 15 years ago, "  Get in the zone! AUTO ZONE!  "
JoTyler: @PharaohBender27 forever in my brain meats
 baltimore_667083: the jingle is still around today as far as I’m aware
 GasCityGaming: @PharaohBender27 saaaaaame
 bytecaster: The train is here
TheAinMAP: Train!
 DigitalSeahorse: tram!
 DigitalSeahorse: train
 BrowneePointz: DL-44, CR-2, ACP and BARM-12, DLT-19, IQA-11 Sniper, A280-CFE, and they unvaulted the DC-15, E-11 and F-11.
 PharaohBender27 solemnly nods as @JoTyler and @GasCityGaming
 DigitalSeahorse: different button?
JoTyler: yeah theres a button to hit that switches scope modes
JoTyler: but i dont remember what it is
 GasCityGaming: mine was scroll or middle click while aiming to go scoped i think?
 Scy_Anide: There's probably an ADS vs scope button. Maybe middle mouse? (I have no idea)
 gsyhiap: Maybe you need to give Mr Fortnite more money to unlock more scoping...
 TheMerricat: Google says: "The scope on the new rifles and smg sometimes glitches and u can't ads unless u drop the weapon and pick it up again. It's really annoying in fights."
 JosephDeath: 'Left shift to change weapon cant"?
JoTyler: oh yeah that's the floating island
 BrowneePointz: Rey Palpatine and Samurai Vader gives you sabers and powers
JoTyler: red saberrrrrrr
 pn55: Cool!
JoTyler: now u have double jumps
 BrowneePointz: and then Windu drops on the 8th and Maul later
jacqui_lantern234: @JoTyler to the tune of Snake Eater 
 bytecaster: Wow, sith training is easier than I thought
JoTyler: and force....pull?
 BrowneePointz: was it Palpatine or Vader
JoTyler: i dunno what power hte red saber gives you
 BrowneePointz: Palpatine give you lightning
JoTyler: blue gives you force push
JoTyler: doooope
 BrowneePointz: Vader gives you saber toss
 NorthstarTex: is James a Jedi now?
JoTyler: NPC boss
 bytecaster: Who is Shogun X? This is so much at once
TheAinMAP: James fell up.
 Sorator13: Oh. Yep, that sure is Samurai Vader. Yikes.
 gsyhiap: "What is this? Waa!" is pretty much the summary of this entire stream...
 RandomTrivia: ALEX YES
JoTyler: there was a thing with demons invading a bit ago
Ms_LadyMix: Fortnight makes me feel SO out of touch, truly more than anything else
jacqui_lantern234: ALEX AND NELLY YES
JoTyler: one of the character plots
 RandomTrivia: When did this become discount Sekiro?
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz God, "Rey Palpatine." I had been watching the last trilogy mostly as . . . cultural obligation, I guess? And then a coworker of mine who was SUPER into Star Wars said she *hated* Rise of Skywalker, so I decided to not see it, and based on everything I've heard about that movie, I made the right move.
JoTyler: there's story actually lmao
DaxStrife: This game has identity issues.
Quaseymoto: So is Fortnite just going full circle and becomming a PVE game again?
 Lord_Hosk: There is a nether portal too
 DigitalSeahorse: updraft is like updog, sub with you!
JoTyler: there's always events and stuff aroudn the map
 BrowneePointz: Episode 9 sucks so much ass. As a Star Wars fan, as much as I have qualms about 8 (but not those reasons) it still works and is a competent film
jacqui_lantern234: @Lord_Hosk nether? i hardly know her! 
JoTyler: last season was heists
 DigitalSeahorse: sup*
 BrowneePointz: 9 made me feel INSULTED @PharaohBender27
DaxStrife: Worse: it's PvE that gets interrupted by PvP.
 pn55: 
 gsyhiap: 
 RandomTrivia: @DaxStrife I believe that's because its identity is "whatever will make it the most money"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Geldaran: So when do you build a base and defend it from a Zombie rush?
DaxStrife: @RandomTrivia Or they can steal, yeah.
 bytecaster: That is one legendary jug
 BrowneePointz: however, Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter isn't that stupid of an idea and I don't mind it. @PharaohBender27
 Lord_Hosk: Auto zone
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 bytecaster: There is a big portal, how can we ignore big portal?
JoTyler: find a jump pad
kusinohki: as a star wars fan (but less memory than brownee) - ep8 insulted my intelligence.  ep9 was somehow still worse
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Oh I also had issues (but not those!) with 8, though really they boiled down to me not having looked at the runtime and therefore spending the last hour going, "So, it ends here, right? . . . No, we're still going?"
JoTyler: pew pew!~
 DigitalSeahorse: let them get hurt by the zone
 Sorator13: Those are some truly satisfying pewpews
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Cptasparagus: ObviousBot69
JoTyler: woooo~
 bytecaster: Retire champion!
 gsyhiap: 
 RatherLargeToad: Only Imperial Monkey Troopers are so precise
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: \o/
 Lord_Hosk: You killed all the bots!
 pn55:   Retire champions!
 NorthstarTex: First try!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz I do have an issue with it, but in addition to not wanting to derail chat, I think Jenny Nicholson's review of that film more or less explains my issue
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EvilBadman: hit the griddy
 niccus: what about the counterstrike mode
JoTyler: ready up
JoTyler: 
 Getter404: Beat the game, back to Gang Beasts
 bytecaster: It is important to have all the retention mechanics!
 gsyhiap: Uhhh... first person?
 DigitalSeahorse: there's a CS mode?
 SquareDotCube: Four hours later...
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlatantObliviousBatNotLikeThis-59PC8v2VpoImH0-T
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LPS_97: there's also a TMNT arcade mode (from what I saw)
 teddywhosabear: so are these just all bot matches?
JoTyler: B for emotes and thank the drive
 gsyhiap: @DigitalSeahorse you have your own mode?
 teddywhosabear: or all-bot matches, I should say
 Darleysam: can't wait for the to bring Balatro to Fortnite
 BrowneePointz: You can get Vader's Saber and I THINK you can get Phasma's blaster at the First Order Base
 pn55: X but in Fortnite seems to be a common thing for this game
JoTyler: there's so much in the user made modes too
 pn55: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @gsyhiap  you don't?
 BrowneePointz: Localthunk will NEVER tell them yes
adept_nekomancer: Stardew Valley?
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 bytecaster: What if your Sith Training was just Balatro?
 BrowneePointz: he will NEVER EVER say yes to them
Garfman314: jace in fortnite when?
 PharaohBender27: ^
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlazingCharmingLaptopRlyTho-nHb7g5Yi1uuIEWuO
 Pinwiz11: Imagine being able to shoot Jace!  In Fortnite!
 Getter404: @adept_nekomancer It *started* with a base/resource generator hub level back when it was a Tower Defense game
 PharaohBender27: Whoops, meant that ^ to be for BrowneePointz's post
 BrowneePointz: Magic has Smite skins and that's it
Quaseymoto: When MTG comes to Fortnite do we can we present an infinite loop and win?
DarthRagnar815: Chandra would tempt me to play Fortnite again.
 gsyhiap: @DigitalSeahorse Maybe I do, there certainly seem to be a lot of them
 Sorator13: tbf, I'm pretty sure there have been a LOT of things in Fortnite that most Fortnite players don't know
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 neisan2112: Magic players won't spend the money on fortnite, they've already spent it all on Magic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 pn55: 
 Getter404: @Sorator13 Like that one Mistborn skin because Sanderson called his contact from his Infinity Blade days
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: FALL
 Sorator13: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 MacbethSeemsSus: Carachute
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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adept_nekomancer: Alex with the dynamic entry rescue
 Tiber727: @Quaseymoto Is an infinite loop in Fortnite capping a guy, letting their teammate rez them, then capping them again?
 HadesLeprechaun: when does Fortnite run out of huge, cultural touchstones and has to start going for second tier properties, or do they just start mashing previous things together, like Spider-Vader
JoTyler: if you find a campfire thatll heal you
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringToughBeaverDatSheffy-EfClMQSui6rtzSLz
 Diabore: yhis is just a pubg house
 kumatsu: Nelson going full Dad Mode
j_crane330: 
 NorthstarTex: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverLovelyMarjoramItsBoshyTime-5cZCmijlkM0W7NJ4
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InexpensiveCalmOpossumDBstyle-3H-GGFwhANUiXjjQ
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyPiercingArmadilloPicoMause-EiWm5ZguRztN5yrc
 RandomTrivia: Hivemind go!
 mercano82: it’s fortnight, why not have a Count Doku / Saruman team up?
baneless27: your becoming sith lol
baskwalla: Ol' Cherry Picks James
 BrowneePointz: Now you have Saber throw
 NorthstarTex: James as turned to the dark side
 BrowneePointz: Vader gives saber throw I think
baneless27: sith sharing?
 Mazrae: James you are the one trained in the saber so you can used the powers
 bytecaster: Ehm, there is a bit of storm happening
 DigitalSeahorse: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PhilanthropicFrailMallardKeepo-Cso6kU26t8CHVmPj
JoTyler: pick up and throw him
 A_Dub888: hello friends, have the nights been forted?
 Sorator13: @A_Dub888 well, we got a lightsaber twice, so... yes?
 PharaohBender27: Awfully mobile for someone who's dead, James 
 mercano82: is there a quest to loose a bot match? /s
 gsyhiap: @mercano82 KEKW
 PharaohBender27: Not Robocop!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: No one saw that
 gualdhar: is Robocop with a Guitar considered AI music?
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 Sorator13: I don't think Alex is going to crash a car into Funko to save him this time
 gsyhiap: Practice match!
 ContingentCat: sure Nelly
 PharaohBender27: Moral victory!
baneless27: ya that was the only goal
 NorthstarTex: nobody got the satisfaction of actually killing you 4
 Sorator13: I don't think you *killed* him; I think you just... defeated him
 Sorator13: He was definitely having a conversation with James afterward
 DigitalSeahorse:  first try!
 spo8n: I don't think you are following the teachings of the sith if you are sharring lightsabers
 Sorator13: of *course* it is
 RandomTrivia: Nobody is allowed to trick their players into spending money on Vbucks except them
 NorthstarTex: crime?
Garfman314: i think it's more profitable to START vbucks scams
JoTyler: sorta
 BrowneePointz: Celebration was a couple weeks ago
 ContingentCat: yesterday
JoTyler: the whole mini season this month
 NorthstarTex: yep
 gsyhiap: I thought anything to do with vBucks was a scam...
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm guessing Crime City is like Greenland and Iceland
 DigitalSeahorse: I like the bus balloon
 PharaohBender27: "Hey, kid, if you just give me your social security number, I'll give you 100,000 VBucks!"
 DigitalSeahorse: yesterday
 Tiber727: I feel like naming your city "Crime City" is setting yourself up for failure.
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 "my SSN is 5."
 baskwalla: Straight down is fall mode, James
DaxStrife: I might respect Fortnite if the Star Wars stuff was all Andor-themed.
 RandomTrivia: Also don't give them too much credit, they can just money to get whatever IP they want
 Getter404: The weirdest part is that this is ostensibly marketing for ANDOR, the most un-Fortnite part of Star Wars
 DigitalSeahorse: so many ips
 RockPusher: Disney like money and this isn't a digital card game 
 PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 
JoTyler: hi joe!
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't think we need to give it to Epic, whom has functionally infinite money
 BrowneePointz: Also, I enjoy that they're doing a full Star Wars season where it's ONLY BLASTERS(and sabers)
 SquareDotCube: A trandoshan?
 DigitalSeahorse: who doesn't advertise on ForkKnife? KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell?
 Getter404: @HadesLeprechaun Which is why I shall instead pour all my earnings into Honkai Star Rail pulls... hey waitaminute
 DigitalSeahorse: lamp store
 Sorator13: look, we have to buy light fixtures somewhere
Garfman314: i dont think AARP advertises on fortnite
JoeKim: woops. i checked earlier and it didnt say that LRR was streaming
JoeKim: my baddddd. didnt mean to jump in
baneless27: time to get swole
 RockPusher: James located a centre for achieving enlightenment 
JoTyler: this is where the hot wolf man crime lord lived
 Getter404: @Garfman314 I've confused the youtube algorithms enough that 60% of my ads are for Medicare plans
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Reading the grenade explains the grenade.
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baneless27: sounds shady nelson
 JoeKim: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 DigitalSeahorse: what a sparse nightclub
 mercano82: yah-ha-ha, you found a golden poo
 Simonark: I’m sure that after a half hour in Fortnite, no one here will ever want to play Tarkov again. Not when the superior, more tonally coherent version exists.
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SplendidShakingRutabagaDancingBaby-hTZOkXqO6RtU8xdH
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LachrymoseHungryAdminBigBrother-zrGXBcGHdadWh7TG
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 PharaohBender27: OK, got to step away for dinner - see you all in about half an hour
 RandomTrivia: Go, and I cannot stress this enough, left 
JoTyler: R on PC i think
 rosesmcgee: Nelly needs to find the DMCA/Copyright strike button stat
Garfman314: james sure is driving
 v_nome: Oh man, it's the Sock Monkey, Night Rider, Robert Cop cross over all the kids are clamoring for!
 A_Dub888: @randomtrivia what about the distance?
 NorthstarTex: its a cool game, just with a shitty business model
 Dog_of_Myth: James found a hole
 RandomTrivia: @A_Dub888 Yes
 ContingentCat: Jmes can't resist
Scarbble: it's james' natural environment, a hole
 A_Dub888: @northstartex tagline for a lot of games unfortunately
 NorthstarTex: yep 
 bytecaster: Love blue
 bytecaster: I do love how out of place these chests feel, because they are the same in every themed location
 DigitalSeahorse: love cyan
 DigitalSeahorse: love teal
 bytecaster: Colors do be neat
 DigitalSeahorse: lova aquamarine
Orxolon: good evening gamers
Orxolon: !players
 Sorator13: James, Alex, Nelly, and Funko
 DigitalSeahorse: vehicles got great traction
Orxolon: @Sorator13 what a team!
 JoeKim: its so warm in there
 bytecaster: There is just so much accumulated content
 Sorator13: oh, it's a literal loot pinata. wow.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
JoTyler: lets you do your parachute
JoTyler: can glide out to farther places
 Its_VeeBot: No Alex, YOU'RE the goat
 bytecaster: So is there a lore reason why this island mashes up all those fictional realities?
 DigitalSeahorse: hide in it until they pummel it and you to death 
Garfman314: is there lore?
JoTyler: @bytecaster yupppp
JoTyler: there is
JoTyler: it's mostly its own story and world, and then sometimes there's IP presences on it
 JoeKim: fortnite lore is actually hilariously solid
 GasCityGaming: Does battlefront 2 from like 2019 still go online?
 JoeKim: just suspend all disbelief
 DigitalSeahorse: smooth like butter tracks
 50keyz: nice
JoTyler: it's good to be tall
 Its_VeeBot: Like fish in a barrel
 BrowneePointz: James, please it's star wars, gotta hit us with the "It's Working! Iiiiit's Working!"
 Sorator13: Well, the belly button of death isn't  point at the planet, so it's probably fine?
DaxStrife: "Oh hey, the Death Star! ...How did Rogue One end, again?"
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe death star is what's making the zones shrink
 Getter404: @DaxStrife With a CGI Carrie Fisher muppet?
Garfman314: i feel like the apparent size of it in the sky implies some.... very closeness
 Its_VeeBot: Anyone remember when this game had a building mechanic? 
DaxStrife: @Getter404 That too.
 GasCityGaming: love that the star wars theme takes away the need for ammo
 bytecaster: @DigitalSeahorse I mean there is a storm ... storm troopers, there must be a connection
 Diabore: stand and stare like "how dare"
 Lord_Hosk: 8 plus you
 BrowneePointz: I like it. Cuz there's basically no ammo in Star Wars Canon. There's TECHNICALLY battery packs for blasters
 JoeKim: its giving you a false sense of security
 GasCityGaming: yeah, similar to 40k las weapons
 BrowneePointz: but a single Blaster Pack gives a normal soldier in Star Wars enough ammo for like an entire engagement and then plus
 JoeKim: pubg does this too now tbh
 Its_VeeBot: You're gonna start getting schooled, once the playerbase is done with their homework
 dumbo3k: @BrowneePointz Technically, I don't think those are battery packs, but the gas they compress to make the blaster bolts
 bytecaster: Also giving you wins to get you hooked
JoTyler: is it still spring break or was that last week lol
 DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, they're DROIDS in Star Wars
 JoeKim: depends on where in the country you are
 Robot_Bones: uh oh Botties
 NotCainNorAbel: Animated doll play?
 DigitalSeahorse: botplay instead of buttplay?
 bytecaster: Nelly, what?
 Its_VeeBot: I taught at a Computer Camp when I was in university. The sound of players hopping off the Battle Bus will forever haunt my dreams.
 A_Dub888: Nelly
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelly
JoTyler: oh the little spirits
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 NorthstarTex: Is he a kid who's 4, and each day he grows some more?
 RockPusher:   
JoTyler: before the heist season it was kami and demon stuff
JoTyler: you had to throw them into shrines lol
 lamina5432: evening
 BrowneePointz: @dumbo3k both. Carried a battery and more tibanna gass
 BrowneePointz: gas*
 pn55: 
Garfman314: success
 gsyhiap: 
 bytecaster: Another win? Maybe you should go pro!
 Its_VeeBot: 
Garfman314: how many wins before humans?
TheAinMAP:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JoeKim: pro fortnite players are sweatyyyyy
 BrowneePointz: Star Wars blasters don't need to use that much Gas per shot to throw plasma but the energy needed to EXCITE the gas is a lot. so Blaster Packs are like portable batteries @dumbo3k
 rosesmcgee: This is as pro as it gets
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: omg Funko
 BrowneePointz: Yea. They didn't pull a Mass Effect and have a ton of lore in the first game for why guns don't need Ammo and then immediately make ammo a mechanic in the sequel
 JoeKim: skyhook is sick tho
 JoeKim: so much fun
 JoeKim: anti-blue backpack
 JoeKim: lots of ridiculous stuff
 bytecaster: Lets pump some power on strream!
JoTyler: gotta find an xwing
 goombalax: the ability to revive squadmates was something Fortnite cribbed from apex
 JoeKim: apex set a lot of really good standards for the battle royale genre too
KeytarCat: tepid porridge 
 DigitalSeahorse:  glod
 Cptasparagus: not BillysMom!
 BrowneePointz: Apex made BR movement finally not feel like crap
DaxStrife: Alex: "I drive" [Crashes car in a ditch as "Nightcall" starts playing].
 bytecaster: So, are these humans?
 JoeKim: they're reacting like bots
 A_Dub888: am I humans?
 Cptasparagus: @bytecaster as much as twitch chat is
 bytecaster: @JoeKim Well, I do too when playing a shooter and I like to think I'm not a bot
 Blip2004: I dunno, people who are new/bad at games don't dodge either
KeytarCat: Love getting to first base
 gsyhiap: Nelly wants to get to first base eh?
 GasCityGaming: oh yeah, all the appliances sing nowadays
 LordZarano: Can anyone that plays fortnite really be considered human?
jacqui_lantern234: lmao alex yes
 baskwalla: Doesn't mean he went to first base...
 GasCityGaming: my dishwasher sings me the song of its people when it's done (you can turn it off if you want)
jacqui_lantern234: BWAHAHA NELLY YES
 DigitalSeahorse: someone's stove is singing?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 BrowneePointz: You can get Phasma'd Blaster there
 BrowneePointz: Phasma's*
 bytecaster: So has Fortnite crossed over with Minecraft to really blow the kids minds?
JoTyler: yup!
 BrowneePointz: Yes
JoTyler: tie fighter too
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
 JoeKim: full aerial combat
 pn55: Very slowly apparently 
 JoeKim: these might be humans
 bytecaster: Only people truly appreciate the elegance of the X-Wing after all
 DigitalSeahorse: seems like human behavior
 goombalax: the fighters have 3 "lives", so if you destroy them, they'll heal a couple times
 BrowneePointz: but yea James for Nelly and Alex's edification you can get Phasma's blaster over at the First Order base they were at
 gsyhiap: womp womp
TheAinMAP: 
 BrowneePointz: ewwww they have a Gojo skin
 bytecaster: Oh, Gojo skin
 bytecaster: Definitely human
 BrowneePointz: Jujutsu Kaisen? More like Ew-Justu Bye-then
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: Jutsu*
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 HadesLeprechaun: now that you can die, games should go much faster!
 JoeKim: simply kill them
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe Jay will still be in it fighting bots cause that's all he streams
Garfman314: who's winning, james?
 Its_VeeBot: POWERTHIRST!
 Cptasparagus: I thought you said Paw Patrol
 BrowneePointz: For Alex, he's a Fuck-ass Pretty Boy Mentor character from Jujutsu Kaisen
 DiscordianTokkan: phrasing
DaxStrife: Shiny Happy Shafts
 Cptasparagus: oh wow they demote you to bots?
 DigitalSeahorse: that record surfer reminds me of an art I did back in college days
 A_Dub888: James “We thirsting baby” Turner
jacqui_lantern234: LOVE me a good shaft shine 
 GasCityGaming: those slurp kegs give you shields when hit nearby
 BrowneePointz: for chat that likes Pop, the new Cabo Citrus baja blast is *dangerously good* (it's like Mandarin-Lime)
Xan_The_Quiet: nearby in fortnite means within about 2 kilometers, so those blue chests are probably not going to be in that specific area
KeytarCat: Is the radio stream safe?
 Its_VeeBot: AAAAAAND VOD muted
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
DarthRagnar815: 
 Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz stores or just Tbell?
 Getter404: There's going to be a vod?
 BrowneePointz: Stores @Cptasparagus
JoTyler: dig it up
 goombalax: diggy
 Getter404: You have a pickaxe.
 Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz sick ty
 Lord_Hosk: That music made my ears ring... weird
 BrowneePointz: James, who famously plays a game about mining
 BrowneePointz: didn't try to mine it
WitchyTQ: me: yelling at my pc like its sports
 Sogheim: sometimes I forget James is really good at clicking on heads
 bytecaster: To be fair, there is A LOT going on
 brainbosh: If only there was a default weapon you had to break stuff with lol
 HadesLeprechaun: one would think with the sheer number of people streaming this, that it wouldn't be vod muted? unless there are streamer friendly settings to turn off copyright music
WitchyTQ: @HadesLeprechaun there is an option for this yeah
jacqui_lantern234: @WitchyTQ me: yelling at my pc like people can hear me loving them
WitchyTQ: @jacqui_lantern234 
jacqui_lantern234: @WitchyTQ who you callin stinky?!
 Its_VeeBot: Faster Blaster
 DigitalSeahorse: I am floored by how white that floor is
jacqui_lantern234: cause ill have you know that im WORSE than stinky!!! 
 rosesmcgee: That's not my name
 bytecaster: Love me a floodgate that's a little foxy
 Cptasparagus: @bytecaster is it foxy because you want to open it? i'm confused
  RayFK: Man standing still and shooting like he never played a day of PUBG. SMH
 DigitalSeahorse: gold filled bots
 bytecaster: @Cptasparagus Maybe there just live just a lot of foxes nearby?
 bytecaster: I love how slow that space ship is 
 Friskycharizard: Sorry, I’ve missed some gameplay.  How do you know they’re bots?
  RayFK: Playstyle honestly
 bytecaster: @Friskycharizard Little reactivity, formulaic names
 Friskycharizard: Thank you!
 Friskycharizard: I only play single player offline so not something I’m familiar with 😅
 Its_VeeBot: Your attention please: A game of Fortnite is occurring. I repeat. A game of Fortnite is occurring. This is not a drill.
 Its_VeeBot: Your attention please: Never mind.
 bytecaster: Wait, can you just get a storm trooper skin and hide between the NPCs?
 gsyhiap: Don't go anywhere? Not even the bathroom? 
 HadesLeprechaun: @LoadingReadyRun there is evidently an option in the settings to turn off copyrighted music, if that's a concern
 Diabore: ah hell yeah BP on talking sim tomorrow
baneless27: what is the format for the paper fight?
 Diabore: @baneless27 calendar says ladies cube night
baneless27: 
 gsyhiap: !schedule
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 iris_of_ether:    
 Diabore: also its on wednesday instead of friday this week
 Diabore: !dbexpress
 Diabore: !desertbus
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Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
JoTyler: hello!
Garfman314: i'm in process of writing my proposal for the craft along
Garfman314: i'm trying to figure out how much i need to sell the idea, considering i've been crafting since......db6
Mushbie: Now this is goth racing
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah, pod racing!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: Oh it's popular character Picolo Goku!
  RayFK: I think my standouts are early Marvel and Sakura from Street fighter
DaxStrife: Ew, Vegeta look fugly in Fortnite.
  RayFK: Maybe Geralt?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Patches
7gorobei: is that SS2 or SS3?
WitchyTQ: he should log into my account, i got hella skins
 Cptasparagus: its The Badger
 DigitalSeahorse: neat
  RayFK: @WitchyTQ The other boys would be jealous
 DigitalSeahorse: tentacles
WitchyTQ: @RayFK this is true
 gsyhiap: Barely a bear
 DigitalSeahorse: a shark
DaxStrife: Animorphs in Fortnite when?
 Cptasparagus: Bulma!
 Cptasparagus: i never knew I wanted to hear Bulma say "Fuck" in an australian man's voice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IcyRelentlessChowderSpicyBoy-voNpLGYUGQBQtDJM
 JoeKim: if you want a 5th
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DiscordianTokkan: 20 years at least?
 HorusFive: Is this ? an ORB?
 HorusFive: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hackity sax
 bytecaster: That sack has seem some hack.
 baskwalla: I refuse to get shwifty
 JessieImproved: this is the hall of the lotus flowers, once you get shwifty it's over
 pn55: Wow James, you're not friends with Joe? (in game)
 NotCainNorAbel: Mx. Fortnight
 DigitalSeahorse: add friend
Lysander_salamander: I should watch that again
Orxolon: IT DOES!?when!?
Morrigan9: um
 DigitalSeahorse: there's movies?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: dang, Tim Curry in Zelda when
 BrowneePointz: why change it
Lysander_salamander: well, this is peculiar
 DigitalSeahorse: who hasn't played CS regular?
WitchyTQ: i dont kow what this man is tyalking about with zelda
Garfman314: what film was he saying?
  RayFK: @WitchyTQ Probably some Australia thing
 HadesLeprechaun: Legend
Garfman314: ah
DaxStrife: Press F to buy respects.
 brainbosh: Wait when did they switch to valorant
 Blip2004: Tom Cruise fights devil Tim Curry to save the last unicorn
WitchyTQ: i think hes confused cause loz came out only 1 year after the movie released
KeytarCat: Miku must die!
 DigitalSeahorse: it always seems like a looooong movie
DaxStrife: You got killed by the creator of Minecraft, nice!
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 baskwalla: That's going in your review Nelson
 DigitalSeahorse: I could swear we played CS in Seneca commons
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe it was quake
 Its_VeeBot: It's missing something... "COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN"
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 DiscordianTokkan: Sooo... Is this literally now just "It Valorant, but you can be Hatsune Miku"?
 DigitalSeahorse: who's played Gmod?
DaxStrife: Yarp.
WitchyTQ: legend did not inspired LoZ. end of hyperfixation. <333
 Its_VeeBot: Used to love me some TTT back in the day, DigitalSeahorse
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 Stormgod519: Holy crap, 44 months!
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WitchyTQ: legend however is heavily referenced when people discuss how a live action LoZ *could* work
Xenguin47 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
 Xenguin47: I'm a power of 2! 
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 Stormgod519: I was secretly hoping yall were gonna be playing Save the World instead of the battle royale...
WitchyTQ: okay, *now* end of hyperfixation
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't remember what TTT stands for
 Stormgod519: @DigitalSeahorse trouble in terrorist town...? if we talking gmod
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 Its_VeeBot: Trouble in Terrorist Town. It was a gmod gamemode
 Stormgod519: yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: Stormgod519 oooh
 MacbethSeemsSus: At this rate, how long until Fortnite has a DOTA mode?
 Stormgod519: I used to moderate a gmod ttt server for the 2020 summer. probably one of the bigger mistakes I made in lockdown
 Stormgod519: @MacbethSeemsSus yes
 Stormgod519: I really wanna see LRR play the Save the World mode again lol. that would be fun to watch
 Stormgod519: welp, 5 v 2
JoTyler: @MacbethSeemsSus probably does already, there's usermade modes too lol
 Cptasparagus: its a school night
 Cptasparagus: sorry schoolnite
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus 
KeytarCat: I could never get into the long defend/attack games
 Its_VeeBot: To steal a joke from Last Week Tonight: "Maybe Esports Suck?"
KeytarCat: being not very good is so much worse when you have to be squashed for 14 rounds...
 Blip2004: bring back CTF or war mode from UT2k4
 Its_VeeBot: I mean they especially suck in a 5V2 lmao
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I ask this as genuinely as I possible, I cant tell if this is fortnite or a valorant alpha
 Stormgod519: jeez
 DiscordianTokkan: o7
 Its_VeeBot: GG?
 Orestes290: dance!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 gsyhiap: I thought you were just going to walk right past them there
 DigitalSeahorse:  bronze
 Its_VeeBot: James has movement-based vision
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PharaohBender27: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn I was away for part of stream, but James has the same skin as when the stream started (and it *was* Fortnite), so I suspect this is still Fortnite?
KeytarCat: Still Fortnite.  Fortnite has become all consuming in so many ways
MWGNZ:     
 Its_VeeBot: Fortnite, The Everything Videogame
shushu2539: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @PharaohBender27 best piece of evidence, strong argument
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Its_VeeBot: Waiting for Fortnite to become a payment processor and social network
 betweenmyself: Robocop looked so happy on that Segway
 Stormgod519: @KeytarCat its why I stick to the STW mode, its more fun
MWGNZ: the return of palpatine was announced in fortnite
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrepuscularAuspiciousRavenDendiFace-4n4KB89-IFRdNzN3
 DigitalSeahorse: Moog Fortnight
 Stormgod519: @MWGNZ that's funny
 niccus: does the music festival thing have a team instrument mode or is it single player only?
JoTyler: yeah they have concerts and stuff too
 HorusFive: "Somehow" Palpatine returned
JoTyler: @niccus team
 Its_VeeBot: Your Friend, Palpatine. (And your pal, Friendpatine)
 Stormgod519: Somehow Palpatine returned... stay tuned for the palpatine live event on may 26th!
 PharaohBender27: @HorusFive "Somehow" being hack writing 
 Stormgod519: Yes, there was a marshmellow concert
 BrowneePointz: multiple people have done Fortnite Concerts
 BrowneePointz: I think Ariana Grande did a Fortnite concert
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 fan service without justification
 HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 We didn't want to come up with a new story and get criticized for it.  So here's some slop made from the things you already know
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: bork
 Stormgod519: they were at 4 during the first round
 BrowneePointz: Kids these days don't have patience for 7 rounds
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: they can barely watch videos longer than 7 seconds
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's bedtime for a lot of the playerbase
 Stormgod519: yeah, this is part of why I dont touch anything outside their PvE mode: people cannot be bothered to actually finish a game
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  RayFK: Guess the solution is to get a few more people and do customs
 Stormgod519: stw is the more fun fn mode anyways lol
 DigitalSeahorse: I am so groggy today
 Stormgod519: welp, another one left...
 Getter404: 5 v 2, I think you beat up Literal Children
 DigitalSeahorse: this CS feels very TF
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: needs more crate
 DigitalSeahorse: 
KeytarCat: Q???
 PharaohBender27: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Wait this isn't Valorant?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: @James_the_Dabbler Nope, it's Fortnite, somehow
 MacbethSeemsSus: @James_the_Dabbler It's valorant in fortnite. Valornite
 DigitalSeahorse:  
KeytarCat: Somehow this is fortnite, and I don't know how I feel about it
 James_the_Dabbler: Fun 
 Stormgod519: cheers James!
KeytarCat: I don't play any of these, so like, don't take my opinions for gospel.  Even the myth reading thereof
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Next thing you know, they're going to make a soulslike within Fortnite
KeytarCat: I'd watch a stream of that 👀
 brainbosh: Everything made by a different team
 Lord_Hosk: Now this is Robo racing
 DiscordianTokkan: robo wants an oreo
 Stormgod519: "Now this is pod racing" - Robocop probably...
 betweenmyself: RoboCop so Happy! 
 brainbosh: Robo Blart
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  RayFK: Let's go three Canadian teaaaams
 Stormgod519: Let's go Toronto! From a Californian
  RayFK: Poor Montreal
 vinewood_og: Our superpower is meth!
 Stormgod519: oh did Montreal lose?
 DigitalSeahorse:  Tornado
 LurkerSpine: It won't matter, Stars gonna win it all 
 DiscordianTokkan: RIP the Sens, I guess.
  RayFK: Yeah, Oilers, Jets, Leafs left.
 tehfewl: as a Floridian, lets go Panthers!
 Stormgod519: damn
 PharaohBender27: The idea of hockey in May still weirds me out
  RayFK: So soon the Oilers and the Jets left
 sephyhallow: Winnipeg, Oilers, Toronto
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AltruisticLittleMarjoramWow-5wh2XLIgvYAOvLyG
 BrowneePointz: or
 BrowneePointz: here me out. they don't play each other until late so they can body all our US teams
 zeathean: I am rooting for the Caps, so am used to disappointment
 DigitalSeahorse:   i mean toronto
 MacbethSeemsSus: Go Caps
 A_Dub888: @rayfk Jets? Are Omega and Jericho playing  ?
 DigitalSeahorse: dumb on screen keyboard
 sephyhallow: @A_Dub888 haha Winnipeg 
 tehfewl: Caps tomorrow, gotta watch that
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz They *probably* won't do that, but I would welcome such a move
 DigitalSeahorse: arg
rogerivany: 4-3
 sephyhallow: Sorry to betray BC, but LET'S GO OILERS!
KeytarCat: One of those OPs looks like a garysmod mfr
 PharaohBender27: Also the idea of FLORIDA of all places having a hockey team seems wild to me.
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 sephyhallow: @PharaohBender27 They won the Stanley Cup last year!
JoTyler: goku
 Stormgod519: already 5v4
 PharaohBender27: @sephyhallow Still doesn't stop my bemusement over there being a Florida hockey team. It'd be like having a beach volleyball league from Alaska.
 Its_VeeBot: Robodropped
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sephyhallow: @PharaohBender27 It's super wild. San Jose have one too (though they're terrible)
 sephyhallow: Oh! And Anaheim, California.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Its_VeeBot: @sephyhallow Anaheim: "We swear there's more than just a theme park here"
 A_Dub888: hang on, if this is Valorant, why isn’t James playing Sova?
 PharaohBender27: @sephyhallow Oh, I know about the San Jose Sharks. For some reason it's Florida and Las Vegas in particular that make me go "Wait, what?"
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 It's Fortnite's Valorant setting.
 Getter404: oooh baby. a triple.
 niccus: some sort of a james flanko
 sephyhallow: @PharaohBender27 Vegas was a bunch of old rich men deciding to make a hockey team from rejected hockey players who they believed would go on to be great. That turned out to be a pretty good bet.   Hockey lore is sometimes truly BONKERS.
 DigitalSeahorse: drywall area is my favorite area so far
 A_Dub888: @pharaohbender27 Sova’s in Fortnite right? 
KeytarCat: Doesn't Sova do the scan ability?  Like James's special grenade?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Holding Octopus was a tough Metal Gear boss
 HadesLeprechaun: You just need to play this mode until your rank is high enough that you're matched to other 5 stack teams that won't drop
 lamina5432: how many legs on the octopus are open nelly
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: @sephyhallow I was going to go on about how much they'd have to spend in money and resources to just maintain a rink a hot desert, but then realized right . . . Vegas.
 Stormgod519: what a toss
TheAinMAP: 
 Stormgod519: we stop lagging out and the whole team is dead lol...
 pn55: Lag strats
 Getter404: Unplug Router no Jutsu
 Its_VeeBot: Waiting for the Half-Life 2 server disconnection timer
 gsyhiap: His lag power is overwhelming
 Stormgod519: damn, I wonder if they are actually DDOSing lol
WowoT: who's playing with the lag switch
 NotCainNorAbel: and now we know why everyone left those games
 vinewood_og: Detroit! I can't hear youuuuu!!!
 Its_VeeBot: Does anyone else remember what I'm talking about? When Source Engine games lose connection to the server they show that red countdown in the top-right corner?
 Stormgod519: its that famous queen song!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Getter404: Death Stranding 2 viral marketing
 gsyhiap: Sometimes you've just gotta work on your tan
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah, Epic are just little guys, we shouldn't hold their game to a high standard
 Its_VeeBot: It was James installing BonziBuddy
 gsyhiap: *sounds of smashing glass*
 Getter404: I saw another streamer have the USB decoupling noise on his stream deck and it was the most violent thing I ever heard
 Stormgod519: because epic is kinda lazy...
 Stormgod519: I think there is an unranked mode...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: you have to toggle ranked or unranked in the menu after choosing the mode
 Stormgod519: that might be it
 PharaohBender27: @HadesLeprechaun Missing an emote there 
 LostThePirate: @Stormgod519 It's not laziness; it's the upper management not wanting to sacrifice profits to pay for improvements... Same as many problems under capitalism, lol.
 Stormgod519: I have not played ballistic, I only play their stw mode, but I know that's how they do unranked stuff for their normal modes...?
 Stormgod519: @LostThePirate yeah. More so laziness on the corporate end, not the developer end
 Stormgod519: 5v2 already
 Getter404: If they're willing to play through and not eat a leaver penalty, I say give them a match. Invoke a 2v2 maybe?
 niccus: i can't believe the lrr stack killed ballistics mode
 odhtate: I haven't played fortnite in years, since when is it CSGo?
JoTyler: @odhtate fortnite has a ton of game modes now lol
KeytarCat: @odhtate early access
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: Turns out 5v2 might be your limit 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: wow
 Stormgod519: get duo'd
 pn55: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 LostThePirate: 
JoTyler: amazing XD
 Stormgod519: that is kinda funny
 gsyhiap: Get dumped on!
 Getter404: Are we *sure* it's not AI
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP: 
 rosesmcgee: Now you gotta say "lock in" and then get dumpstered. Then highlights
 Stormgod519: @Getter404 they dont do bots for this mode
 sephyhallow: wowza
 Stormgod519: wow
 sephyhallow: well now it's 2v2
 Stormgod519: these two are cracked
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SnackPak_: big ruh roh
 Getter404: Oh my god, it's John Teamliquid
 gsyhiap: Ranked ceiling: reached.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: Gesundheit, Alex!
 ContingentCat: Gesundheit
 Stormgod519: wow
 SnackPak_: dang
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: well done
thebuzzstreams: Gods can bleed!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 niccus: imagine if they had three people
thebuzzstreams: Teamwork making the dream work
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: nice James
 James_the_Dabbler: James da MVP
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: it is on the right side, lower mid
 brainbosh: bottom right of the screen ye
 HadesLeprechaun: losing two rounds really put the fear of god into them, huh, lol
 DigitalSeahorse:   
BopRock: What is this called in fortnite?
 DigitalSeahorse: erreybody eh
 HadesLeprechaun: Ballistics, I think?
 A_Dub888: !card throne
  LRRbot: Found 20 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: W
 gsyhiap: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
JoTyler: alex
JoTyler: he has a crown over his name
 HadesLeprechaun: theres a "..." when you hovered
 Getter404: Do the three dots do anything?
 gsyhiap: The dots?
 Stormgod519: 3 dots?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: "you have to toggle ranked or unranked in the menu after choosing the mode"
 Stormgod519: I had thought you could tag the mode and within it swap between ranked and unranked
JoTyler: in modes like Zero Build, when you click on it you can change to ranked or unranked, but i think since this says Ranked int eh name it's probably only that
 gsyhiap: Was what was said
 Stormgod519: Ballistic might not have an unranked mode, which is kinda wild
 HadesLeprechaun: looks like it used to exist, but they removed it to fix issues
 Stormgod519: oh it got buggyy
 Stormgod519: ah, I see
 gsyhiap: Were the issues that no-one was playing it? 🤔
 Stormgod519: hi Jade
 Stormgod519: @gsyhiap considering some of their other mainstream game modes, I can assure you that wouldn't be a concern (looks at their racing game)
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 Stormgod519: wait until you get the Pink Teddybear version fo that loading screen
TheAinMAP: 
 DiscordianTokkan: All my VBucks Apes, Gone
 gsyhiap: A warehouse FULL of vBucks
 Stormgod519: anyone know what the V stands for in vbucks?
BrindleBoar: Non-Fortniteable Tokens
 A_Dub888: Vencing Vbucks
 niccus: what if they beat you and you start leaving one by one
shushu2539: I'm a dying nigerian prince without heirs and I wanna share my fortune with you
JoTyler: @Stormgod519 Vindertech
MacbethSeemsSus: Taps hood of hard drive: you can fit so many vbucks in this bad boy
 Stormgod519: @JoTyler ayyy, got it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SilkyGiantPeachHotPokket-h1fhhkDTtY2sQ8Ei
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LPS_97: 5-4 btw
 DigitalSeahorse:  
KeytarCat: hockey?
 LPS_97: nono the hockey game
 gsyhiap: @LPS_97 oh, that was confusing
 SnackPak_: Alex cleaning up
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gsyhiap: James also completed that quest, but for some reason didn't mention it 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
KeytarCat: Flash plus recon is very funny
 Stormgod519: nice having an actual game
 rosesmcgee: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoliteBlueHummingbirdImGlitch-CIdPNC7QshwoaMc1
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: money
 Stormgod519: rotated the cushions
 Stormgod519: NICE
 Stormgod519: that was so clean
 pn55: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: Invisjames
 gsyhiap: 
KeytarCat: Small indie game dev Epic
 niccus: ashamed of having done a 7-0 on children
JoTyler: thanks for stream!
 lamina5432: gnight
 gsyhiap: Thanks for the stream. Same time in two weeks?
 betweenmyself: James failed to get his mom and dad to hook up at the Senior Prom, so he disappeared 
 A_Dub888: haven’t there been crapshots about James being dead?
 Stormgod519: GGs!
 DiscordianTokkan: Thanks for the streaaaaam!
shushu2539:    
 pn55: Thanks for the fun stream all 
 Stormgod519: thanks for the gaming
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Stormgod519: No U are great!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: You should play the Save the World mode again!
  Juliamon: 
shushu2539: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Blue Prince) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (17:37 from now).
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Stormgod519: creator camp!
 GhostValv: o7
 Stormgod519: oh right
 PharaohBender27: Wow the commitment to the fakeout
 Stormgod519: camp cardboard...
 pn55: Oooo!
 Stormgod519: seeing that post I had to do a double take: thought Jim was Serge
 DigitalSeahorse:  camp box?
 Stormgod519: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
 LPS_97: oh hell yeah blue prince
 lamina5432: everyone ready for the emote only chat
 goombalax: a whole playset of spikes!
 Stormgod519: I am so happy to see all them do that together
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: Wowie
 Stormgod519: I was gonna say, grab some random friends to join in
 DigitalSeahorse: Erika?
coachNelly:  ladies cube 
 Stormgod519: ooooo
  Juliamon: Woo!!
 SnackPak_: oooo
 SnackPak_: oh dang
 GhostValv: Oh cool
 JoeKim: defense rhythm!
 JoeKim: bop to keep yourself alive
 rosesmcgee: It's a rhythm game like some of Wheeler's selections are card games
 lamina5432: it is an active counter turn based system
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Stormgod519: @rosesmcgee LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 rosesmcgee: Night all!
 Stormgod519: gnight gnight!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Blue Prince) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (17:29 from now).
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