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Dog_of_Myth: I have a feeling this is going to be great tonight.
Jillexie: I platinumed the game this weekend and it is utterly fantastic.
TehAmelie: i wanted to play it but it's too expensive. time to get vicarious
Gaz_L: it's on Game Pass!
accountmadeforants: Game very very good
Jillexie: Bonjour, mes amis!
TehAmelie: howdy
Gaz_L: bienvenue!
ghizmou: C'est le temps de rythme café
n3ther: omelette du fromage
Jigokuro:
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Gaz_L: i learned a non-zero amount from Telefrancais despite being in the UK
kusinohki: meows
dippedfeathers: I just remeber a cow standing in front of some weird unidentifable objects, I believe it was titled "outils de vache"
Shadowsoflife: o/
Gaz_L: this is real French
Jillexie: Yes, French French
Gaz_L: i think Sandfall are mostly ex-Ubisoft devs?
DaxStrife: Real French (tm)
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Dog_of_Myth: @Gaz_L Correct.
NotCainNorAbel: People with just start the thread with "as the language police ... "
TehAmelie: the French language authority has no enforcers, do they?
accountmadeforants: Also, impersonating language police should be illegal, that would properly solve it
n3ther: haha
adept_nekomancer: ACAH: All Cops Are Haunted
frnknstn: The official government line is that Orwell is dead
TehAmelie: i think he was dead even before 1984
argusthecat: Tolkien seems like the person MOST likely to ignore language laws and insert their own
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Jillexie: My lips are sealed
kusinohki: coming to CBS this fall - Ghost Cop
GDwarble: Started playing this a couple of days ago, it's got a *real* strong start and I like the cast so far
PMAvers: Ghost Tolkien shows up at tattoo parlors where someone gets a message in elven put on their body but it doesn't say what they wanted it to
accountmadeforants: Not sure if it really qualifies as a rhythm game, but it is a very, very good game
Gaz_L: it's basically Paper Mario mechanics wise and that is good
ButButTheJesus: I just started last night, prologue gave me too many feels
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Juliamon: I think you mean Mozart.
Gaz_L:
you played Eternal Sonata? 
Juliamon: Chopin was 100% rhythm
RatherLargeToad: Will anything in this game be double locked though?
adept_nekomancer: Yeah, that was Mozart
DaxStrife: You mean the Mozart game?
GDwarble: Thing what I did not know: Clair Obscur is the French form of chiaroscuro
frnknstn: @gaz_l beat me to it
GhostValv: so now the 20 foot long party dessert
RatherLargeToad: Now they have to play Eternal Sonata
Gaz_L: @frnknstn it is weird there's more than one Chopin game
PharaohBender27: Mozart was Rhythm Cafe's Watch+Play moment
kusinohki: Ian thinks all ghosts are the same... isn't that spectreist??
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 Watch+Cafe
argusthecat: Eternal Sonata but replace the intro cutscene with the first episode of Unskippable
frnknstn: @gaz_l it's wierd there are not more!
Scy_Anide: Do we need to send controllers to MailTime?
SquareDotCube: maybe it's time to declare those for parts, and just buy new ones...
BrowneePointz: game music is super mega uber quiet
DaxStrife: This controller sealed for freshness.
BrowneePointz: ope nvm
BrowneePointz: it got louder
SquareDotCube: just a big ol' "PARTS ONLY" in sharpie on the back and top.
Gaz_L: the music is mixed a tad high vs voice in my experience
earlgrey82: The music in the game is fantastic.
ArdCollider: large subtitle gang \o/
Bruceski: Francais(France) just to spotlight the Quebecois
BrowneePointz: I recommend toggle sprint
Gaz_L: i like the tooltip for the char customisation option
Diabore: wait have i been playing a rhythm game???
Gaz_L: it's ok, we'll know you're internally denouncing the heresy, Ian
AbsoluteKiwiOfHyperdeath: this game launches natively in 4k, almost toasted my GPU
DaxStrife: It's not Inversion Day yet?
Faytheless: @Diabore Quicktime events with parrying/dodging are rhythm if you squint
BrowneePointz: as far as I know the "motion blur" is only used for Camera moves
frnknstn: @diabore it's more likely than you think
measureofhope: Hell yeah, this game looks amazing
TehAmelie: i thought unlimited frames just made computers slow down
BrowneePointz: Of Note. Expert is *hard* very hard
BrowneePointz: it's rewarding. But it's haaaaaaaard
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accountmadeforants: @AbsoluteKiwiOfHyperdeath It launches in whatever your primary monitor's resolution is. (Which is really convenient, because I play this on both my monitor and my TV off of the same PC, and it doesn't do any wonky resolution resets like some games.)
BrowneePointz: bottom left should be good
jessicaengle: Hello!
jessicaengle: Long time no see.
GDwarble: the leaning tower of Paris
PMAvers: Cold Storage really is for the bodies
GDwarble: Arc's seen better days
TehAmelie: haven't seen a spaghettified Eiffel tower before
BrowneePointz: but yea the Game Director just randomly stumbled across the composer on SoundCloud
Diabore: ian...
Gaz_L: i think it's after ending E of Drakengard 3
Jillexie: Teenaged Shadowheart
Gaz_L: Shadowheart and Daredevil
DaxStrife: Wow, we really are French Brian David Gilbert.
BrowneePointz: It's Shart!
RatherLargeToad: She is the most French
GDwarble: Maelle is great
Invitare: I also interpreted that statement as the person withering and dying
BrowneePointz: We're French Robert Pattinson voiced by Charlie Cox
public_key_reveal_party: this is the most french game of all time I think
GDwarble:
Maelle and Heather seem to be on the same wavelength
kusinohki: any wagers on "time to baguette" ??
n3ther: wonder how many people would've guessed the voice of daredevil is Gustave
Gaz_L: apparently the model for Gustave is a guy who works at Sandfall?
n3ther: err the actor is the voice of Gustave lol
Bruceski: Gustave needs to learn how to monetize his hobbies
public_key_reveal_party:
@Gaz_L robert patinson works at sandfall? 
BrowneePointz: Robert Pattinson works at Sandfall!? @Gaz_L
BrowneePointz: damnit you beat me by one second
Gaz_L: (i watched a bit of Jen Englsh and her gf's stream)
ArdCollider: (take note, aspiring game devs: are your subtitles white? don't have them right at chest level on someone in a white shirt)
RatherLargeToad: The Frommage!
public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePointz sorry, I just was quicker on the brain cell
n3ther: omelette du gommage
GDwarble: "Gommage" means "Erasing", apparently, using une gomme and all that.
public_key_reveal_party: Gommage means exfoliation, it can't be bad
adept_nekomancer: Planet seems slightly melted.
BrowneePointz: Omelette Du Gommage
DaxStrife: Tilty Lighthouse.
Gaz_L: sorry that happened, or happy for u
RatherLargeToad: Which one increases your MP?
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ArcOfTheConclave: You come to me on the day of my daughter's grommage to ask of me a favor
ArdCollider: > yes > yes
accountmadeforants:
BrowneePointz: That's an EXTENDED accordion
kusinohki: which flower is for algeron??
BrowneePointz: they ARE long
TehAmelie: i sometimes miss the point & click games that would hard lock if you didn't pick up and leave alone all the right items at the right time
GDwarble: An accordion for gi-ants
Nahmbra: extended range accordian
Gaz_L: isn't it just also open too?
ButButTheJesus: yeah isn't that what they look like extended?
DaxStrife: Dang, little girl can run.
Faytheless: Google translated 'Gommage' as 'Scrub' for me, I'm not sure if that's good or bad though
TehAmelie: do you know what they call parkour in Paris?
TehAmelie: le parkour
BrowneePointz: @TehAmelie Royale with Cheese
public_key_reveal_party: I want to live in that world, I would moonlight as a delivery worker
Bruceski: That's Mirror's Edge isn't it?
Diabore: youll find out
BrowneePointz: Omelette Du Gommage
Bruceski: If you spoke French you'd know
TehAmelie: hehe
Jillexie: Gommage is French, but I won't say what it means.
Diabore: tickle the ivories for the first time
GDwarble: Tiny piano to complement the giant accordion
Scy_Anide: I was told they swear in French so gommage must be a swear.
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I was like "why is this game on rhythm cafe" but I do kinda get it
accountmadeforants: There is ivory you're allowed to tickle, just not this rooftop garbage piano.
BrowneePointz: Ian. I turn 33 in 6 days. I do NOT feel "young"
r10pez10: Scy_Anide they swear in both french and english and it's pretty funny
RatherLargeToad:
The trick is to start counting your age in base 20 
public_key_reveal_party: yes
kusinohki: I think I would get motion sick if I had to twirl every time I hook shot like that
public_key_reveal_party: IAN
ButButTheJesus: ew
Diabore: ah yes, id like for you too... noun the verb, yes
ArdCollider: @kusinohki I have intense questions about the state of tailoring in this universe if dude can hook shot like that and not destroy his fit.
Gaz_L: just to prevent awkwardness, this char is 16
kusinohki: "Just relax and be yourself. ... but don't say and do these things you normally do" - actual 'advise' I got once
duke_dice: Heyo.
Diabore: yeah its very persona coded
BrowneePointz: the UI is very persona coded*
Gaz_L: in fairness, there's also a very SMT focus on status effects
Critterbot: If it's turn based like it worked in FFX then I might have to check this out.
kusinohki: so is it hookshot -or- sword and can it be both??
Gaz_L: and yes, each party member has unique mechanics
r10pez10: turn-based with rhythmic elements
public_key_reveal_party: @Critterbot this game is so good, if you think this combat looks fun, I seriously recommend it,
GDwarble: @Critterbot FFX meets Paper Mario with some SMT for flavour
r10pez10: there is so much game in this game
n3ther: this is the likeliest contender for GOTY honestly
BrowneePointz: Counters are heckin MEATY in this game
public_key_reveal_party: just a duel remeber?
CaptainCoriale: parries feel so good to pull off in this game
Gaz_L: for those who come after
GDwarble: Congratulations, you just atomized Maelle
Traion: Normal gamers: 150ms for a parry window is so small. Heather and Ian: 150 ms is like 5 beats in a rhythm game this is easy
GhostValv: dunking on some kid to start the game
TehAmelie: killing your tutor would be one way to end the tutorial
DaxStrife: I think you just stoved her head in, my dude.
Syntaks_TV: oh god we’re starting PEAK
adept_nekomancer: (she got better)
BrowneePointz: Even better, It's turn based like in FF9! @Critterbot (with inputs for attack and defense like Super Mario Rpg/Paper Mario)
kusinohki: how dare you force me to bring a flower!
n3ther: beating up children DOES make me feel better
n3ther: Thans Maelle!
SkylerRingtail: Ah. So this is the Paper Mario style of "rhythm game"
GDwarble: @BrowneePointz Closer to FFX with a fixed order timeline based on a speed stat, rather than the ATB system of 9
spurius: thesis defenses in this world are much harder, and have higher bodycount
accountmadeforants: @Traion For fighting games, too. 150 ms is 9 frames, that's reactable!
Jigokuro: "For those who come after." *Punches friend in the head.*
r10pez10: we continue
Jillexie: He has sword in one hand, gun in the other.
public_key_reveal_party: you do have a gun for an off hand though
RatherLargeToad: Got to check if there’s fall damage to make sure you aren’t a secret robot
Gaz_L: there are areas where you can fall but so far nothing lethally
ArcOfTheConclave: that tree is very red and white
BrowneePointz: So for Ian, the Artstyle is based on the Belle Epoque period of France (with a heavy helping of Surrealism)
adept_nekomancer: Interesting rural-looking roof windmill
public_key_reveal_party: @Gaz_L I did see a patch note that they fixed several places where you can get stuck
kusinohki: that's a good board gaming table that is
Gaz_L: what about second bedfest
TehAmelie: those beds all look a little small
TehAmelie: maybe we put both of them together
public_key_reveal_party:
don't worry about it
adept_nekomancer: (as moral support)
BrowneePointz: Ian sir she is 16 and his foster daughter
n3ther: spiderman??
Jillexie: To be clear, Maelle is 16 years old
Critterbot: @GDwarble Mhm, yeah, I really liked that whole system in FFX, so if this game is similar to that then I'll probably enjoy it.
LibraryWitchKei: Plot? Noooo
TehAmelie: is Gustave just a little larger than life? maybe this is how he sees himself?
n3ther: they really haven't mentioned her age up to this point but that does stand lol
n3ther:
oh look more french looking people 
BrowneePointz: It has a lot of inspiration design wise from DQ, Legend of Dragoon/SMRPG and FFX and 9 @Critterbot
BrowneePointz: World's CHONKIEST corsage
EikoandMog: @Critterbot I'm only a little ways in to this but MAN it's good. Battle system is great. FFX turns, Mario dodging/attacking, characters feel very unique.
BrowneePointz: Omelette Du Gommage
GhostValv:
public_key_reveal_party: everyone else who has played this game has nothing to add, right chat?
BrowneePointz: no spoilers
spurius: just need to enter the carrousel and hope for renewal
n3ther: we know nothing
n3ther: empty head, no thoughts
n3ther: pretty scenery
LibraryWitchKei: I mean seems obvious
accountmadeforants:
@public_key_reveal_party I would like to put forward: 
TehAmelie: i assumed it was He Who Walks Behind the Rows
GhostValv:
I have no words to add and I must
Faytheless: Sophie, our new protagonist
Bruceski: Cloth physics is always fun.
Shadowsoflife: neat
public_key_reveal_party: IAN
PharaohBender27: IAN HORNER
BrowneePointz: what's the french term for Absolute Territory
Sorator13: skirt flop and no coattail flop? smh
ButButTheJesus: IAN this is supposed to be SRS
Gaz_L: wiggling
EikoandMog: HELP MEEEEEE
adept_nekomancer: I think he might still be a bit tense
cuzuki: you ok over there gustave?
Sorator13: uhh
n3ther: Gustave what you doing
Angnor33: Gustove, chill.
accountmadeforants:
LibraryWitchKei: Gustave
GhostValv: help him!
ButButTheJesus: GUSTAV this is supposed to be SRS
n3ther: I love game physics sometimes lol
TehAmelie: he's so hyped for this buffet
DaxStrife: "Sandstorm" starts playing.
Dog_of_Myth: Too much coffee
TehAmelie: or flower shop. whatever's on all them tables
BrowneePointz: cloth and hair sim are one of the absolute hardest things to animate
TehAmelie: i think this is the anti-allergy disgtrict
Gaz_L: yeah, it seems like you buy flowers for the person whose omelette du gommage it is
measureofhope: The hair physics in Veilguard is generally good but the elevator hair is SO funny
SquareDotCube: see also the silliness of boob physics that can be affected by other forces
Gaz_L: more flowers = more powerful
Invitare: CU
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Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus:
RatherLargeToad: Wow, the economy sucks. You don’t even get your Gommage day off
TheWriterAleph:
TheWooglie:
LilyOfTheVeil666:
PharaohBender27: Also HOW MANY FLOWERS ARE THERE to litter the streets with petals like this!?!?
Gaz_L: Ian, tell us what your elf eyes see
public_key_reveal_party: what do your video game eyes see legolas
Sorator13: upper body strength!~
Bruceski: The duck star?
Sorator13: I'd try a duck eclaire
BrowneePointz: Eclaire also means Lightning Bolt right?
public_key_reveal_party: it is genuinely taking me all my self restraint to not buy this game's soundtrack off bandcamp
Gaz_L: isn't elcair lightning? so Lightning Duck?
EikoandMog: @public_key_reveal_party Do it. Buy the thing.
NightValien28: public_key_reveal_party do it
TheWriterAleph: get im
BlackIsis: ugh, I HATE that guy. I have a guy like that at work
TehAmelie: ooh, that's got to be what kills all the old people. ChatGPT energy needs
EikoandMog: Must... dismantle... government...
Sorator13:
Getter404: Those fingers are offputting
Sorator13: WOW
n3ther: eff the right off
ButButTheJesus:
SkylerRingtail: I support your anti-natalism, Sophie!
accountmadeforants: Oh, I missed this character during my playthrough, I'm glad
TehAmelie: why not have multiple children and then they can all feel bad about losing their siblings one after another
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie fun!
adept_nekomancer: "Finally, we've gotten rid of those pesky oceans!"
public_key_reveal_party: I do love how this game's characters are written
Sorator13: isn't that just limited shrimp?
Getter404: French Oogie Boogie
public_key_reveal_party: @Sorator13 it's maximal possible shrimp
Gaz_L: love that Esquie
Kibbik:
Mmm people tea 
Sorator13: so is Sophie just a consultant?
Gaz_L: how you can tell this game is French: every 3rd person weariing a beret
accountmadeforants: Please put my name across his knuckles
NovaSpecter: Okay, I understand that this game has button prompts in time to rhythm but this still feels like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit of a stretch
Sorator13: @NovaSpecter we're just taking a page out of Wheeler's book
NovaSpecter: @Sorator13 fair point
EikoandMog: How big a crib are we talking?
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Gaz_L: @Sorator13 oh, right, there's kind of a deckbuilding aspect to this, he can play this on ITYC right?
accountmadeforants:
@NovaSpecter They've justified it ahead of time. They've played less rhythm-y rhythm games, like the Chaupin game 
Getter404: A new Gommage every month?
Makhiel: fyi there is a playable instrument near the fountain
Bruceski: That section of the block now costs $3000 a month
public_key_reveal_party: playable is a strong word to be fair
EikoandMog: We're doing it. We're Rhythm Gaming!
accountmadeforants: Now swap characters
Gaz_L: i believe Sophie plays a different tune
adept_nekomancer: You technically caused noise to happen
CaptainCoriale: see? rhythm game.
Getter404: Do be fair, I assume a Robot Arm limits your musical ability
LibraryWitchKei: It's harmonized
TehAmelie: it it like the rumors saying you can learn to play the harp in Hades if you plonk on it for long enough?
Sorator13: how... how do they see where they're going?
n3ther: malicious compliance
TheWanderingNomad: *Very* tiny holes
public_key_reveal_party: yeah, this is actually a pikmin spinoff
DaxStrife: Team Fortress 2 music sting: "Meet the Gestral."
Getter404: Well that got dark. ...darkER.
l0gin4me: um...
Sorator13:
ArcOfTheConclave:
accountmadeforants: Listen, he has a reason why he looks like that
JessieImproved: that's the real Epic NPC Man
Gaz_L: he looks more like a protagonist than Gustave, tbh
Juliamon: this man looks a little... dead
PharaohBender27: "I was born before the Revolution"
Getter404: I, um... I think he might be actually blind.
Gaz_L: Doc-tor Free-man
n3ther: MILES?
EikoandMog: I did not notice he was blind...
DaxStrife: "G-Man" but the G stands for Gaston.
n3ther: you got a super sniffer there?
Gaz_L: no, no, Ian, WE're playing as Daredevil
ArdCollider: what is dude, a sulcata tortoise? sniffing out girls from miles away?
public_key_reveal_party: I'm very glad this game was made by french people because if it wasn't, I would be like "is this racist against the french? these characters all seem like stereotypes"
DaxStrife: Sewing teacher? ...He must be really good if he's blind.
Scy_Anide: I definitely assumed gommage was like, he's going on the expedition. Is his son 1 year younger than him?
TehAmelie: he just needs help with picking colors
Juliamon: Sewing is a very tactile art, I can see it being a good profession for a blind man
Juliamon: pun not entirely intended
EikoandMog: It's very Art Deco.
n3ther: a lot of flair to that coat
PharaohBender27: OK, it was bugging me, so I looked up "gommage": "erasing, rubbing-out. scouring. exfoliation, scrub that exfoliates the skin Le gommage de la peau ― skin exfoliation/scrub."
n3ther: this will be the number 1 cosplayed game no doubt. and probably superheroes
public_key_reveal_party: I need to see cosplays of characters from this game
BrowneePointz: wait until you see his main drip
SkylerRingtail: @PharaohBender27 Unsettling.
BrowneePointz: Gustave’s
bosqueofpines: Gustave zoomies
Getter404: It is a cunningly hidden Charlie Cox
PharaohBender27: I'm guessing in the game's context it's more a term for a Logan's Run-like thing.
BrowneePointz: easy Nietzsche
BrowneePointz: slow down there
NightValien28: you saying there weren't special people in the others?
n3ther: beat them into OUR view
Bruceski: "Gustave, beat this kid up"
Scy_Anide: On the plus side, if all the old people are dying, that means no old money. I bet people can own homes in this world, at least for a while.
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, this is the funniest moment in the game, unintentionally
Sorator13: "hey, why don't you beat this girl up to show her she shouldn't be so nihilistic?"
Gaz_L: gotta one-shot it
Sorator13: oh, nevermind, we're fighting a training dummy
n3ther: use overcharge the impress the girl (and Sophie) lol
n3ther: the game is so unintentionally funny at times
accountmadeforants: @n3ther I assure you it's mostly intentionally funny (including that bit)
TehAmelie: i figure at this point the world population will have dropped by at least 75%, so housing should be cheap sure
PharaohBender27:
BrowneePointz: of note cuz the ui doesn’t do a GREAT job of showing. there’s a rotating lil marker on the QTEs to line up for perfect inputs
Gaz_L: he can shoot lightning, but only after he takes several minutes to wind uo
n3ther: maybe unexpectedly was a better word there. but ya they know their humor @accountmadeforants
public_key_reveal_party: It only took him 30 swings with a sword and summoning lighting to pop a balloon, he's basically the strongest
EikoandMog: I think it's meant to be a punching bag...
LibraryWitchKei: I was petrified...
PharaohBender27: That's not an answer
accountmadeforants:
@n3ther Ah, yeah, that tracks, it certainly manages to surprise you 
PharaohBender27: Us and Gustave are just chasing each other and ever catching the other
Bruceski: Gommage is French for "go out for milk"
SkylerRingtail: The group on the stage had an interactable icon I think?
Dog_of_Myth:
EikoandMog: I mean, why not?
Sorator13: OH
bosqueofpines: ah, the French
TheWanderingNomad: They're very much enjoying life....
public_key_reveal_party:
I totally missed this
accountmadeforants:
ButButTheJesus: goodness
n3ther: what kind of Life are we enjoying
TheWriterAleph: heh
BlackIsis: excuse me
Darleysam: if Bloodborne was set in Paris not London
EikoandMog: Go out with a bang~
n3ther: good for them
Makhiel: interacting with the door 33 times does something, I'm not kidding
BrowneePointz: ahhhh the French
n3ther: yesss
Scy_Anide: "Oh, everyone will be at the harbor? Great!"
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
n3ther: lets try this
DarthRagnar815:
NightValien28: omg no way
Dog_of_Myth: for science
Sorator13: oh no
ButButTheJesus: YES HEATHER YES
adept_nekomancer: welp
TheWriterAleph:
@Makhiel
public_key_reveal_party: welp lets go chat
ButButTheJesus:
GDI
n3ther: cover your ears children
Dubf0rce: the dialog will change
niccus: i remember this part of amelie
SilasLunark: I mean this is a French game
TheWriterAleph: oh hey there highlight reel
TehAmelie: something petite mort something
ArcOfTheConclave:
EikoandMog: ToS?
TheWriterAleph: AURRGH
n3ther: imagine being the one to have to record this...
BlackIsis: This was not the kind of rhythm game I was expecting
ButButTheJesus: OURGH
Dog_of_Myth: VAs had a great time recording this
Darleysam: does something in-game, or just to our collective souls..
n3ther: I like that there are multiple lines
BrowneePointz: i hope they had an intimacy coordinator
lightfut: Much enjoying to be had
EikoandMog:
RatherLargeToad: insert thwamp noise here
n3ther: CAUGHT
Dubf0rce: thats it nice and slow
lightfut: LMAO
accountmadeforants:
TheWriterAleph: AAAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth:
BlackIsis: BUSTED
ghyllnox: I thought that was a horse at first
public_key_reveal_party: Oh my god
Darleysam: amazing
Aenir798: oh wow
ghyllnox:
GhostValv: heh
CaptainCoriale: omg
NightValien28: amazing
EikoandMog: That's AMAZING
n3ther:
ButButTheJesus: OMG
TheWriterAleph: SO good. GOTY.
Darleysam: ART
InconsiderateHat: Oh no, we ruined it
ButButTheJesus: took me a sec to realize they're talking to US
Darleysam: 33 times!
bosqueofpines: try again
Scy_Anide: You bleu baleld them
Scy_Anide: balled*
Serpens77: Ian is on to something
PMAvers: I'm having HSR flashbacks
SquareDotCube: that or hot dogs
EikoandMog: @PMAvers I'm so glad it's not just me.
DarthRagnar815: @PMAvers Same.
GhostValv: waiting for the exceptional trash can
NightValien28: LUNE
BrowneePointz: She’s this games Waifu Ian
PMAvers: Gustav *is* pretty trash panda coded...
BrowneePointz: the internet fell in LOVE with Lune
TheWooglie: IAN
ButButTheJesus: ian. YES
Shadowsoflife:
public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePointz because loving Lune is correct
TehAmelie: i've seen that painting technique in Spaced
Jigokuro: Parry it
ghyllnox: Talk about a lack of inspiration
Juliamon: Ah, good ol' single voiceline
Jillexie: You need to dodge
TheWriterAleph: come on
Shrengar: come on, dodge your lady's beautiful moves
Sorator13: also, what kind of paintbrush is that?
Sorator13: it's massive
n3ther: Sublime!
Jigokuro: There's a line if you parry though
TheWriterAleph: @Sorator13 well, have you heard of an epee pen...
BrowneePointz: @sorator13 have you seen a full size old school Chinese Calligraphy brush?
Serpens77: parrying does also work for it
PMAvers: I think that counts as rhythm content?
TehAmelie: in the words of Ken, "Sublime!"
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz yknow, fair
public_key_reveal_party: help, I want to inspire this artist, but my ex's moves are way too easy to parry
BlackIsis: the fact that I'm getting an erectile dysfunction ad makes me think that last scene has poisoned some sort of cache
accountmadeforants: I'll continually surprised by how hard the soundtrack goes.
PharaohBender27: All right, I'm off to make bean tacos for my folks and I. Happy expeditioning!
TehAmelie: maybe the algorithm just thinks of France
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 ooh, enjoy!
BrowneePointz: reminder
BrowneePointz: the game director just RANDOMLY FOUND the composer on SoundCloud
SkylerRingtail: @BrowneePointz WHAT
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Sorator13: oh, they definitely are, HEather
cuzuki: yeah this game was the composer's first big gig.
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePointz Yeah, it's wild
Getter404: cwasso?
PMAvers: Fish & chips?
InconsiderateHat: Fresh fish
SkylerRingtail: Woof.
gualdhar: for the pox
ButButTheJesus: I think there's a lot of metaphors here
n3ther: art destroys the soul. got it
gualdhar: only you can't make a vaccine for the paintress
RatherLargeToad: No, Metaphor was a different game
Scy_Anide: Are you suggesting this French game might be nihilist?
Syntaks_TV: one of the trash cans glowed blue
TehAmelie: i'm gonna guess more existentialist
SquareDotCube: "got any Steve?"
BlackIsis: "very abnormal trash can"
SquareDotCube: and that trash can containes an uneaten hot dog.
Sethalidos: trash can
public_key_reveal_party: I genuinely love that conversation as a piece of world and character building
Getter404: Space France. Just assuming we're in space.
n3ther: make believe land known as France
Jillexie: Lumiere
Diabore: ah yes, thats a perfect plan, put the whole population into the meat grinder at once, try and clog it
SkylerRingtail: @Diabore What's the worst that could happen? We lose an entire generation? Oh, wait.
SquareDotCube: or turned into cheese
BrowneePointz: booooo bad pun
Sorator13: They definitely turn into plasma
Getter404: Or the fifth state, Orb
EikoandMog: Gommage in French means "Erasuring"
NightValien28: maybe they revert to their common ancestor, the baguette
EikoandMog: Err, Erasing
ghyllnox: She didn't want to leave orphans
gualdhar: oh, just wait
Darleysam:
Jillexie: And a beret
RatherLargeToad: Are you a mime? Because you have to tell us if you are a mime?
BlackIsis: what about a cigarette on a long holder?
GhostValv:
EikoandMog: I like how they said "It might look silly but it's kind of funny"
measureofhope: You're not gonna be disappointed
CaptainCoriale: btw, the soundtrack for this game is available on bandcamp for 8 euros and it's over 140 tracks
niccus: i mean, the french did a lot of things
Syntaks_TV: “legally you must gesture that you’re a mime”
RatherLargeToad: Very Prismari
public_key_reveal_party: I am glad you are exploring thouroughly
BrowneePointz: intractable guy in front of the stage I think
BrowneePointz: apple stop correcting me
Darleysam: before you do
public_key_reveal_party: there is one secret if you want
GhostValv: one more thing if you want
BrowneePointz: Ian wait
Darleysam: there is one thing you might want to do
Jillexie: One thing you should do first
public_key_reveal_party: look right of the stage
BrowneePointz: there’s an Npc hidden by lighting over by the stage
Jillexie: Go to the alley near the stage
Syntaks_TV: ^^
ButButTheJesus: GAH
Darleysam:
EikoandMog: I didn't see this!
Sorator13: uhhhhhhh
RatherLargeToad: *French Intensifies*
ButButTheJesus: fuckin mimes
GhostValv:
Gaz_L: and this is a real fight
Syntaks_TV: BANGER ALERT
RatherLargeToad: Stop!…Hammer Mime!
Serpens77: @Syntaks_TV tbh, that's basically jsut EVERY song in this
DarkShadowRift:
Most important mime in the game i.m.o.
Serpens77:
get it? The Mime does SIlence
GhostValv:
CaptainCoriale: I didn't realize you could get ganked in the intro
ButButTheJesus:
@Serpens77 omg I didn't get it
public_key_reveal_party: you can rematch
l0gin4me:
BrowneePointz: we got hammered by a mime!
Serpens77: Dodging is "easier", but only PArrying will give you bonus counter-attacks
Darleysam: Kill! That! Mime!
BrowneePointz: yep, dodging has more frames but parrying has the payoff
EikoandMog: Oh, I see the weak point...
public_key_reveal_party: if you get a perfect when you dodge, that means you got the parry timing right
Syntaks_TV: I love fighting the mimes
EikoandMog: As Meatloaf once said, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
DarkShadowRift: You got this
DarkShadowRift: 100%
Gaz_L: i find the slaps easier to parry than the hammer
SilasLunark: thta really looks like a weak spot on its head
Dog_of_Myth:
Darleysam: I like the narrative where they fight it, lose, she goes "we should leave Gustave" and Gustave just goes right back to killing that mime
DarkShadowRift: GG
e_bloc: can't wait for this game to be on rhythm cafe, is this your card, talking simulator and lets nope all at the same time
gualdhar: why did it sound like Mickey Mouse
Serpens77:
DarkShadowRift: Best loot in the game XD
Darleysam:
BrowneePointz: so yeah, the mime is there to teach you about the stagger bar and breaking enemies
public_key_reveal_party: @e_bloc I mean, game good, so like, why not?
Serpens77: @BrowneePointz and also to teach you that mimes are weird and creepy
Syntaks_TV: I love fighting mimes
Syntaks_TV: they are weird and creepy
BrowneePointz: mimes are not weird or creepy
Syntaks_TV: you missed a trash can
BrowneePointz: but these ones are
gualdhar: I definitely missed that in my playthrough
DarkShadowRift: That song is the song I ALWAYS put on when i make camp.
e_bloc: @public_key_reveal_party oh no, that was sincere, not sarcasm
accountmadeforants:
The mime's corpse still follows you with its head.
DarkShadowRift: It's incredibly good
EikoandMog: I didn't fight the mime in my playthrough.....
Getter404: If mimes can truly die...
Syntaks_TV: missed critical lore trash can bad ending incoming o7
BrowneePointz: so you were asking about Cosplay Ian
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure 
l0gin4me: And all Gustave gave her was a flower
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Jacqui
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: not to point out the obvious but where are they getting their leather for all those pretty bags from?
Scy_Anide: He's wearing a suit, that's already a uniform
EikoandMog: @l0gin4me I mean, bigger gift might uh, not really be necessary soon.
Getter404: Someone please weatherproof Ian
jacqui_lantern234:
lmao gdi horner
TheWooglie: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn skin the mime
Sethalidos: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn free range mimes
Serpens77: Gustave just stripped down right there in the public square
BrowneePointz: Cloud wishes he had this kind of drip
Scy_Anide: His suit was way better...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Sethalidos this is distressing but acceptable
Juliamon: ah, our JRPG Protag outfit
public_key_reveal_party: damn, he looks so fresh, can't lose now
Getter404: Oh no, the piano is going hard
Sorator13: I do prefer his suit, I think
accountmadeforants: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Same place they get the cotton/wool.
Dubf0rce: he change over behined the dead mime
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePointz sephiroth, about cloud: "I WANT THAT TWINK OBLIDERATED"
EikoandMog: iirc, the musician was someone they hired for a trailer and liked them so much they just stuck with them.
n3ther: It's called fashion
n3ther:
n3ther: pianotime
Syntaks_TV: Cinema
Sorator13: @EikoandMog which is *very* valid
Getter404: @EikoandMog Even better, they found his Soundcloud and just blind emailed him
Juliamon: that's big Disney Cinderella's Castle logo vibes
Scy_Anide: His tiny backpack and lantern...
BrowneePointz: I think she’s singing in a mix of Latin and French
Bruceski: What's that for, oe sandwich and a bedroll for his cat?
Scy_Anide: It is a good shape
Scy_Anide: The bedroll at the top is hilariously small though
Serpens77: GIANT WOMAN
Diabore: BEEG LADY
Dubf0rce: Body shaming
EikoandMog: @Getter404 Oh right, I heard they just found him on Bandcamp
SilasLunark: this is so incredibly french
n3ther: and gamers are never wrong
n3ther: @SilasLunark yes
Sorator13: that wasn't even painting! smh
NightValien28: WE. LOVE. BIG. ROBOTS, I mean WOMEN
BrowneePointz: yep they found the composer on SoundCloud
EikoandMog: All I want to do.... is see you.. giant woman~
accountmadeforants: "Aw, shit, we messed up our 33 badges"
DarthRagnar815: Number go down.
BrowneePointz: and the game director just emailed them “hey wanna compose a game?”
Getter404: All I want to do, is see you die to, a Giant Woman, a Giant Woman...
RatherLargeToad: For fun, one year she should just add a .5
n3ther: alternate version Thanos
Bruceski: All the red flowers...
Dubf0rce: One can not simply be told what the Gommage is, they need to experience it for them self.
n3ther: allowing kids to come to this is wild
jacqui_lantern234:
@DarthRagnar815 both the rock number and number of people
Jillexie: Gommage means "erasure"
public_key_reveal_party:
BrowneePointz: so Ian and Heather, Gommage means erase or scrub out
jacqui_lantern234: @Jillexie omlette du gommage
Scy_Anide: Shouldn't they send these people on an expedition before they just...die?
Sethalidos: petals on the street now have a different meaning
ButButTheJesus:
Sorator13: well, at least they become flower petals?
RatherLargeToad: “I’m not”
Diabore: she has to leaf
n3ther: conveniently she's the last to go
jacqui_lantern234: "i dont feel so good mr stark"
Getter404: So, serious question, what happens if you're 32 years and 364 days old when this happens?
NightValien28: Scy_Anide they technically can't force people to go, but some volunteer
Scy_Anide: Oh
public_key_reveal_party: @Scy_Anide they don't force people to, but a lot of people do, like our character
Dubf0rce: You go in to bonus time
Scy_Anide: I...don't believe they wouldn't force people to go, but at least that's a thing.
accountmadeforants: @Getter404 You're in the next batch.
public_key_reveal_party: @Getter404 you get to live another year, if you're 33 or older, you die
n3ther: this was actually a short story.and this was the finale. next season we find out how Gustave copes with all of this
Getter404: See! SEE!!
BrowneePointz: so unlike being a late game surprise like in other jrpgs, this one starts with the revelation we’re attacking and dethroning God
SkylerRingtail: Kind of hits different as someone who *is* 33...
DarkShadowRift: It seems to happen once per year no matter what
NightValien28: this is france, they cope with baguette and wine
Getter404: I am a dang prophet
EikoandMog: You get the whole year.
Darleysam: you get an extra year
Dubf0rce: no lies about you age in this life
Scy_Anide: What if you were born on leap day?
accountmadeforants: You get the whole extra year
n3ther: I think you get the extra year
Syntaks_TV: you get the year
Dubf0rce: Bonus time
Kipstar: they're like horses - everyone has the same birthday to make it easier to work out
EikoandMog: Like horses!
Jillexie: The next year
niccus: it's more like a date when the audit happens
Gaz_L: in fact, I believe that applies to Gustave himself
public_key_reveal_party: it is implied that how it works, but i don't think there is an exact answer
n3ther: kind of true
ButButTheJesus: Lucien, Catherine, not now
Syntaks_TV: wyll from baldur’s gate jumpscare
Shrengar: oh god his face
n3ther: nah gotta keep the bottle from the grieving party
DarkShadowRift: Try to have fun.
Scy_Anide: Did they say why he has the robo arm?
Getter404: Shout out to that guy in the NPC Shopkeeper pose behind that table
Sorator13: wow, rude
Sethalidos: it's special tech he invented
Bruceski: Where's Gato?
Fuzzra: @n3ther That's not a hard and fast rule. Best played by ear.
Getter404: Insurmountable drop cloths
PMAvers: imagine if you have a slow chance of barfing after a jump
PMAvers: *low
Scy_Anide: I too jump as often as I am able in games that let me.
BrowneePointz: So yea in case you missed the vignette, the reason Gustave and Sophie broke up is he wanted children and she didn’t see the point of bringing more children into the world
n3ther: yeah they did hint at that with some of the dialogue
BrowneePointz: into *this* world
Getter404: So that makes her, divide by 2... 16? 15?
Diabore: nevrons*
Sethalidos: Ian
public_key_reveal_party: Ian it makes me mad that you're not wrong
MousseFilledCat: if it counts down each year, doesn’t that mean she’s more than nine years younger
BrowneePointz: shes 16 @getter404
Sethalidos: @Getter404 yep 15
Syntaks_TV: 15/16 yeah
EikoandMog: I mean, it's full of deadly creatures. It's safe to think it's Australia.
BrowneePointz: err 15ish
BrowneePointz: imagine being the oldest person in your society at 32 1/2
Sethalidos: @MousseFilledCat the number goes down every year
Getter404: Also, missed the first hour, I assume they've been made aware that she's voiced by Shart
klarmdurnduul: they named their whole city after the guy from beauty and the beast?
MousseFilledCat: @sethalidos yes, that was my point
Dubf0rce: she wants to beat up an old guy at a geriatric party.
BrowneePointz: Chat if you didn’t catch the reference, Paris is also called the city of lights
BrowneePointz: hence Lumiere
Sethalidos: @MousseFilledCat she goes up one ther number goes down one each year
klarmdurnduul: I'm pretty sure lumiere is just the name of the candle guy from beauty and the beast
MousseFilledCat: @sethalidos yes, that’s what I was implying
public_key_reveal_party: I have been playing this game for too long, I feel my finger reaching for the parry button in response to the audio prompts
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, this game's REAL cinematic
Syntaks_TV: the UI is very very persona
Syntaks_TV: it’s good
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NightValien28: sassy little shit, I love her
Getter404: Goods and services!
EikoandMog: Oh, there it is. Oldest Man in Lumiere. He must be BARELY 32 rather than 33 right now.
BrowneePointz: Ian as a child
Sethalidos: do all optional stuff be fore finding yoiur apprentices
Shrengar: he sounds like a woman in her 20s
BrowneePointz: Don’t ask me why, but this kid is definitely Ian
public_key_reveal_party: @BrowneePointz yeah, that actually makes sense
Jillexie: It will
BrowneePointz: have you considered picking up some octagonal metal frames like that Ian?
Jillexie: It was made for him when he would have been older.
EikoandMog: @BrowneePointz He had some, iirc.
measureofhope: His dad made it for him to wear when he grows up
BrowneePointz: Reminder that Richard said Jules wants to join the expedition when he’s older so this is his future outfit
EikoandMog: I mean, traditionally, people join the expedition in their last year as per prior dialogue.
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
Diabore: "when i grow up"
Morrigan9: empty your mind?
Aenir798: When will you grow up, Ian?
public_key_reveal_party: ian horner: internet buddah, coming to a crapshot near you
omdorastrix: WHEN you grow up?
Sethalidos: they are almost out of time for everyone
omdorastrix: This just in: Angry Zen Master = Internet Buddah
calculated_uncertainties: It's very important!
jacqui_lantern234: @omdorastrix OK BUT WHERES THE LIE
Scy_Anide: He looks so out of place in his "protagonist" outfit
n3ther: gimme some of those fish
kynelwynn: This uh.. feels like a stretch to call a Rhythm game. Ian and Heather just wanted to play it, huh?
Scy_Anide: He's 1 hood shy of Assassin's Creed.
BrowneePointz: @kynelwynn dodges and parries
RatherLargeToad:
serramarkov: Why would you ever grow up? Age is a number, but you can choose your maturity!
kynelwynn: Look, if QTE constitute a "Rhythm game" then Batman Arkham asylum, God of War and Darksiders are Rhythm Games
EikoandMog: Is it clipping the teapot....
Diabore: thats a massive fucking ham jesus
GhostValv: steamed hams?
GDwarble: The ham hungers
ButButTheJesus: ALL SHALL BECOME HAM
omdorastrix: POtted Ham
Dubf0rce: When We Fall, We Continue - what to fall?
BrowneePointz: AA team. sometimes lil goofs happen
Scy_Anide: The Flaccid Tower
niccus: you're gustave, after all
EikoandMog: Third token is with the guy with the white coat. Hope you've been paying attention.
Getter404: Ennuii
Dubf0rce: little hats
kynelwynn: Guyere
Scy_Anide: Nihilism, apparently
GhostValv: D:
Sorator13:
gualdhar: bagels are the only straight things in Lumiere
public_key_reveal_party: heather have you met ian?
Getter404: Monsieur G
EikoandMog: You monster
calculated_uncertainties: I forgot, Ian says these things to get a reaction.
ArdCollider: Wedge *wrung out a donut* I was about to eat once.
ArdCollider: it was in its bag and he thought it was empty
BrowneePointz: Ian showing that once again, the Straights Ruin Everything
ArdCollider: wrung-out plain Dunks: better than I expected.
Sethalidos: prizes first
DarkShadowRift: prizes before sister btw (heads up)
Scy_Anide: His hair isn't spiky enough
EikoandMog: Why is Luna Barefoot?
Scy_Anide: And he doesn't have a tail
kynelwynn: Time to pin a "No backseating" message?
GDwarble: Lune is great
Dubf0rce: Sister when finished
KeytarCat: He's got 20 years on some of the FF folks
NightValien28: LUNE
EikoandMog: @KeytarCat Except maybe Clive?
NightValien28: thank you for explaining comedy
calculated_uncertainties: I don't think that's the reaction you're trying to get...
kynelwynn: Ian, You say thigns and we groan
omdorastrix: That makes a lot of assumptions about what you say
Sethalidos:
oh is that what that was
ButButTheJesus: whoa whoa, comedy?
public_key_reveal_party: you know, you're not wrong
DarkShadowRift: Ah, fair. They mentioned the mime being pointed out by chat before so i thought it was fine. But no more from me, got it.
GhostValv:
that's what that's called 
niccus: wait, the laughs are intentional?
public_key_reveal_party: did y'all know you can just not show up to stuff? there's consequences, but you have that choice
Scy_Anide: What's with the diamond?
KeytarCat: @EikoandMog older than like 70% of FF characters, and well in the age gap left between the younguns and old folks
EikoandMog: @public_key_reveal_party Right? Just like going home when something sucks.
kynelwynn: @Scy_Anide It gets explained
argusthecat: Okay that's hilarious.
argusthecat: Can't even throw a good party anymore thanks to the economy.
BrowneePointz: yea you missed an Npc over at the pyrotechnics stage earlier but they use Magic McGuffin (chroma) to etch magic tattoos into things, some people do it into their own skin
RatherLargeToad: Or those star guys from Mario Galaxy
GDwarble: @BrowneePointz The etchings are called Pictos
BrowneePointz: yep
Getter404: "Butts also good!" potential quote?
Scy_Anide: Everyone gets a Ford Expedition
Diabore: illusion of choice
Getter404: Catherine has real "daring option in a love triangle" energy
GDwarble: Everyone in this game has A+ fashion game
EikoandMog: @GDwarble I would hope so for a French game.
n3ther: how is she holding herself like that
Scy_Anide: She's hover-handing herself
kynelwynn: This game is pretty.the music is also very good.
GDwarble: I *wish* I could pull off Catherine's outfit
Getter404: Poor little Demi-Chalomet
RatherLargeToad: Hi. Low. Piccolo. Piccolo High Low
BrowneePointz: I love the random one bald man who is ALSO in a white coat
Getter404: Oh, I thought that was Adult Caillou
kynelwynn: Beardless Ian, Brownee
BrowneePointz: already stands out but he said no no, I could do it more
n3ther: Tistan
n3ther: i liked how he said that name
Getter404: Some would say that Tomorrow Never Dies, in fact
RatherLargeToad: There’s a French song about that
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gualdhar: remember, chat, Ian is looking for a reaction
Sorator13: ian...
Scy_Anide: Does it? Don't you die at 33/34 anyways?
ArcOfTheConclave: mood
GDwarble: Amandine's fashion sense is unparalleled, clearly
shamblingkrenshar: "If I'm gonna die I'm gonna die dripped out" is a powerful energy.
n3ther: fashion icon
Getter404: show me what you goooooot
n3ther: uhoh
Sorator13: Ehhhhh
EikoandMog: @shamblingkrenshar If I'm gonna die, I might as well leave a FABULOUS corpse.
kynelwynn: @Scy_Anide Tomorrow comes, regardless of if you're part of it
QuietJay: man bun unlocked
Getter404: She discovered... tying it back?
RatherLargeToad: Hair gacha
public_key_reveal_party: @RatherLargeToad hmm, gross
Sethalidos: beardless Ian has another one
EikoandMog: Yeah, Ian has the third.
Scy_Anide: It's a picto that changes your hairstyle, I bet.
DarkShadowRift:
Scy_Anide: (Probably not)
Getter404: Surely Hairless Horner is holding out on us
BrowneePointz: Hairless Horner has HORRIBLE mouthfeel
EikoandMog: Hope you've been paying attention!
kynelwynn: Pop quiz hot shot!
public_key_reveal_party: this man provides token and also exposition
Scy_Anide: That awkward moment when the Paintress draw 100 on...whatever, and like 4 people die.
PharaohBender27: (returning from dinner) Oh, we're still going!
Getter404: "It's not zero."
kynelwynn: hhahaa
Serpens77:
@Getter404 . TO be fair, it IS a trick question
measureofhope: Lune mentioned it earlier
BrowneePointz: It’s because they thought they were gonna win
BrowneePointz: which honestly oof
n3ther: hmm yes that oddly specific one
Getter404: Some sort of aged cheese
Serpens77:
if it's the first one, and you have no idea there will be more after, why would you call it Zero? Makes no sense
kynelwynn:
This is why you don't skip dialogues in rpgs 
ArcOfTheConclave: "As you know"
public_key_reveal_party: @Serpens77 one guy on it was a programmer, he insisted on 0-indexing
GDwarble: I like Antoine
EikoandMog: @public_key_reveal_party But it's the 100th!
Scy_Anide: Why would you even number your first expedition
public_key_reveal_party: @EikoandMog doesn't matter, that's what programmers are like
Sorator13: I can see why they would call that a trinket...
gualdhar: game autosaves
Serpens77: @Scy_Anide exactly
RevanentOne: the game autosaves ALL THE TIME
GDwarble: Nah, it auto-saves very frequently
GDwarble: Doesn't let you manual save
RevanentOne: so often
Serpens77: the auto-saves are very generous
PharaohBender27: Always good to check
Gaz_L: it autosaves aggressively and you can reload the last like 20
BrowneePointz: You can force it to auto save by opening the inventory and closing it I think
kynelwynn: NExt few weeks until October
RevanentOne: game's main story takes 25-30 hours
Ashmantle:
neogetz: Butt!
Earthenone: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
serramarkov: Thanks, all!
Earthenone: !patreon
LordZarano: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #8260: "That sucks, that sucks so bad, it's lovely." —Cori [2022-10-03]
CaptainCoriale: Gang beasts again?? heck yeah
Earthenone: so TTSF on a wensday
Earthenone: 20 hours so roughly 20 5 months, got it
SquareDotCube: so corned beets
kynelwynn: Well. Cheese
Darleysam: simply milk the vegan
SquareDotCube: """cheese"""
Fuzzra: I tried vegan cheese once. Once.
Earthenone: i assume its what happens when you enter the barcode
Dog_of_Myth:
KeytarCat: Vegan cheese has gotten a lot better in the last five years
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Was very glad you folks are playing this one.
ButButTheJesus: byeee
KWardJenx: Ian allows for much harsher casualty figures in his streams.
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