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xantos69: !bext
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3schr: Did someone say Genetalia?!
GasCityGaming: Less implied and more.....?
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betweenmyself:
zero implied clown genitals!?! NOOOOOES! 
patrick_stonecrusher: [straw sounds intensify]
saucemaster5000: who up in here talking crotch?
dippedfeathers: You can have a little implied clown genitals. As a treat.
betweenmyself:
@dippedfeathers YAAAAYS!
Mr_Horrible: I don't think it was really "implied" vs "explicitly discussed"
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Mr_Horrible: Let's Nope is many things, but coy is not one of them
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GasCityGaming: What letter is going today?
Mr_Horrible: my money's on F
therepoman__: Hello nopers
Mr_Horrible: heyya repo
raulghoulia: I'm betting T
saucemaster5000: hewwo
dippedfeathers: Maybe a nice L
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holding the L like 
lamina5432: evening
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SnackPak_:
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saucemaster5000: put him in the ghostbuster trap
ButButTheJesus:
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mrjujubeans: he’s da best
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Nigouki: you can't melee a ghost
lamina5432: preach
Vonbane: get a job
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YawnLance:
NotCainNorAbel:
dippedfeathers: Lt. Spoopifer
kragmabutch: love the color coordination today
Mai_Andra: Mounties
SquareDotCube: he can jump on the grenades
Mr_Horrible: Chair Force Chair Force Chair Force
neisan2112: Projection
raulghoulia: he could get shot
Vonbane: he could do Ghost Recon
ManWithTheMask13: Ben's got on a fresh shirt today
saucemaster5000: Pitch a perfect game, Enter service and only drink whiskey
mrjujubeans: Ben going clubbin later
hatboozeparty:
If you need to hit him, you need to make plushies of
kimmibeans: Every makes fun of the Canadian army, but aren't they the reason for the Geneva Convention?
YawnLance: But can he hold a gun if he's a ghost?
betweenmyself:
he’a holding up his hands, so shooting him would be a war crime
brainbosh: Yep, just send out an army of the dead
Mr_Horrible: Adam stole that from Aragon
GasCityGaming:
Ghosts aren't real Ben, Ironman is 
Mr_Horrible: *Aragorn, fuck
spo8n: ghosts can't open doors they aren't fire
Mai_Andra:
Lord of the Rings did it, though. 
SquareDotCube: LOTR had something going
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saucemaster5000: ghostbusters still die with bullets
xantos69: The Ghost Buster Busters?
gualdhar: when we're all dead and all our ghosts are dead
neisan2112: Now they're just gonna kill people to make more ghosts
SquareDotCube: silver knives and bullets
NotCainNorAbel: With Ghostbusters II
SnackPak_: the gorillas will freeze in the winter
Mr_Horrible: we've created rock paper scissors meta
ghyllnox: It's rock paper scissors
MarkovDescendant: You got the Ghostbusters? I bring the EPA
Mai_Andra: Aragorn vs Luigi
dippedfeathers: this ain't a scream it's a ghost man arms race
EvilBadman: Militaries around the world killing their perfect soldiers to create ghosts
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raulghoulia: pokemon for a new generation
ManWithTheMask13: PMCs and ghosts against Ghostbusters
YawnLance: Can't wait for this new Fire Emblem game
DoomBringerIL: the holy trinity
EvilBadman: @dippedfeathers Holy shit
saucemaster5000: "it's my turn for oki"
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groulux: They will build a bigger ghost and a bigger vacuum until they destroy themselves
betweenmyself: Don’t ask Casper about Nam… He’s seen some shit
saucemaster5000: if the soldiers eat the big pellets the ghosts ar efucked
skintbint: Guys, I got all that custard out of me from last week I can bend again!!
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>they explode, clearly
GasCityGaming: meanwhile with drones, we're really the Tau
NotCainNorAbel:
ManWithTheMask13: Wait where does Pac Man play in all of this
thegiftedgrifter: Or about to explode
Astramentha: or about to explode
ButButTheJesus: "That won't stop me, I'm colorblind!"
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>there's probably 1 example
Astramentha: @thegiftedgrifter 🤜
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>somewherre
the_walking: medic ghost
altis39: "I mean realistically" says Ben in his ghost war game talk
ManWithTheMask13: Is Pac Man a pmc?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>that happens on screen 2 of IWBTG
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Dog_of_Myth: dat's alot of months
EvilBadman: The good things hurt you it TLOU2
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Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>like, literally
saucemaster5000: make a bonfire mimiuc fromsoft you cowards
PMAvers: That's definitely a IWBTG thing,with fake save points that want to kill you.
skintbint: What is a boshi?
couchboyj: Thats just mimics
DoomBringerIL: u should play Tyranny… very fun ROG game @LoadingReadyRun
SnackPak_: boo!
ButButTheJesus: hrmmmm
ManWithTheMask13: Doors
The_Timo: wheels
raulghoulia: are gears wheels?
MarkovDescendant: I saw Ben on the list of MC Atlanta guests but not Adam. I was hoping to get my favourite spoopy boys there.
ManWithTheMask13: EZ lock in
kimmibeans: wheels
DoomBringerIL: doors… EZ
BusTed: back to this old chestnut eh
ShaneLeeAtk: What qualifies as a wheel?
patrick_stonecrusher: l think Alex played something where coins kill you and spikes were bouncy
skintbint: It's GOTTA be doors
7gorobei: doors
NotCainNorAbel: Do LEGO wheels count?
Astramentha: REALLY depends on the definition of both
SnackPak_: but houses
eldritchchicken: Are there more cars then houses?
GasCityGaming: spare tires
gualdhar: steering wheel
kimmibeans: There
saucemaster5000: unicycles don't have doors
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>busses really skewing the average here
ManWithTheMask13: That's my goat
betweenmyself:
I don’t know about being punched in the crotch, but campfires in Dark Souls game will straight up remove your taint 
Omnipotrevor: Wheels, easily
EvilBadman: @notcainnorabel Do doors
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>but also Adam's probably right
Mai_Andra: A lot of industrial machines have many wheels, for the belts.
ManWithTheMask13: Never washed
Jadaris: there's a whole board game for this
SquareDotCube: hatchbacks have three doors, SUVs five
GasCityGaming: skateboards have wheels
ShaneLeeAtk: Gears are wheels
kimmibeans: There's wheels on chairs, wheels on shoes, wheels just being wheels
SnackPak_: hotels have so many doors
gualdhar: do gears count as wheels? anything round?
Nigouki: there's heavy trailers with dozens of wheels
Nigouki: welp
BusTed: k
Rhynerd: toy vehicles and wheelbarrows
dippedfeathers: bye
ButButTheJesus: oh boy
Dog_of_Myth:
hatboozeparty: Office tour?
JusticeJuice: Trains wheels?
neisan2112: Perfect stream
DoomBringerIL: How many house in the world vs how many vehicles… @LoadingReadyRun
spo8n: do fans count as wheels?
MWGNZ:
ManWithTheMask13: Bye boys
saucemaster5000: okie doke
SquareDotCube: Doorquest!
raulghoulia: good stream, streamers
toady0s: bicycles don't exist
lamina5432: what about toys with wheels
NotCainNorAbel:
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>uncles are gone, everyone party
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
dippedfeathers: fridge
bo_brinkman: Oh good.
ButButTheJesus:
Serivus: content!
MarkovDescendant: How many toys and machinery have/use wheels?
GasCityGaming: cubbies count
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>they count
betweenmyself: real time fact checking is precisely what this stream needs
xantos69: Do we count the wheels on the rollie chairs?
ManWithTheMask13: COMMON ADAM W
7gorobei: the great LRR census
GasCityGaming: skateboards
kimmibeans: I think they left chat unsupervised
Orestes290: Counting blue doors
SnackPak_: doors a door
lamina5432: also I think we did this before
The_Timo: but then any wheel in a mechanism also counts
YawnLance: uh oh cubbies
Vonbane: do gears count as wheels?
PhlibbertyGib: Chairs
neisan2112: Okay yeah Adam might be cooking
brainbosh: What about the chair wheels tho
FlyboyZeb: Literally pushes a chair back with multiple wheels on it.
Omnipotrevor: How many wheels are you two sitting on right now?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>if we're counting, like the wheels on a scooter, we're counting cupboard doors
bo_brinkman: I'm going to use this as my interview question from now on. Your fault.
MarkovDescendant: Do your chairs have wheels?
ManWithTheMask13: Oven and microwave door
LostThePirate: But there's lots of rolling chairs in the Moonbase, they have wheels
vinewood_og: How many wheels are on those chairs? How many gears?
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couchboyj: Isn't a hood basically a door to the engine?
CaptinOfBeez: are bearings wheels?
Rhynerd: wheeled chaired is also a good argument for wheels.
MWGNZ: hot wheels have wheels but no doors
Nigouki: not 5, ten
raulghoulia: wheels or casters?
Nigouki: double wheels
kragmabutch: microwaves also have wheels!
BusTed: microwave also probably has a wheel if it spins
hatboozeparty: There are a lot of toys with wheels.
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>but does the microwave also have a wheel?
mrjujubeans: does wheeler count?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>does it have 3?
eldritchchicken: Are gears wheels?
betweenmyself:
how many tardigrades you figure in the Moon Base?
kimmibeans: the microwave also has wheels!
MarkovDescendant: The microwave plate has wheels under it usually to make it spin.
DoomBringerIL: this discussion is spiraling
GasCityGaming: cubbard door absolutely counts
ManWithTheMask13: @markovdescendant true
vinewood_og: If the microwave rotates that's a wheel!? Cupboards are doors.
saucemaster5000: wheeler counts as a door
NotCainNorAbel: Is a microwave a sandwich?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Wheeler also counts as a door tho
SnackPak_: what about ben doorler
xantos69: Bro... this should be a Loading Ready Live bit.
raulghoulia: Paul Saundoor
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>so he cancels out
dippedfeathers: Cameron Laudoor
Rhynerd: how many wheels does that toy bull have?
PhorrestGaze: Bearings in a fan and, like, everything mechanical wheels?
skintbint: If it has a handle and you can open it, it's a door
calculated_uncertainties:
100
lamina5432: how many optimus primes
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>no
DaFhaye: Hello hello
kimmibeans: yes
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>needs to be functional
EvilBadman: At least 4 wheels on Optimus prime there
Rhynerd: micro machines have wheels and no working doors
GasCityGaming: wagon wheels the cookie?
PhorrestGaze: He has a family
ManWithTheMask13: Do our mouths count as doors
MarkovDescendant: Pinwheels?
GasCityGaming: i'm gonna make door shaped cookies
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ben is floundering
mrjujubeans: again, do gears count?
Omnipotrevor: There are toy wheels in the background behind you right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are now into definition territory
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>he's drowning
SquareDotCube: donut?
xantos69: @ManWithTheMask13 What about the "back door"?
Vonbane: gears are toothed wheels
saucemaster5000: do doors need a doorknob?
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>grasping at straws
Rhynerd: let
ManWithTheMask13: @xantos69 two doors then
gawag_: in my life personally, doors outnumber wheels 4x and i consider myself a fairly average person
Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>lol
dippedfeathers: no he's grasping at wheels
kimmibeans: @Mr_Horrible But are straws wheels?
SnackPak_: o7
Rhynerd: let's not consider any body parts wheels/doors.
Dog_of_Myth: o7
ManWithTheMask13: LMAO
BusTed:
MWGNZ: o7
raulghoulia: 07
saucemaster5000: bout time
YawnLance: o7
patrick_stonecrusher: o7
spo8n: o7
gualdhar: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
RayFK: Gommage'd
therepoman__: p7
JinaMahavira: o7
CaptinOfBeez: o7
sorocoroto: o7
James_the_Dabbler: alright chat, are we taking bets on how fast they violate Twitch’s ToS on this Let’s Nope
dippedfeathers: o7
kimmibeans: O7
ManWithTheMask13: o7
Rhynerd: the blood sacrifice is complete.
eldritchchicken: 07
ButButTheJesus:
calculated_uncertainties: What about pinwheels?
Kelazi5: o7
Astramentha: o7
neisan2112: 07
7gorobei: o7
MarkovDescendant: Ben is improving his best by throwing out ideas.
lamina5432: o7
xantos69: o7
saucemaster5000: nbow I can say what I REALLY think about Mr Horrible
ShaneLeeAtk: An Axel is a stretched wheel
hatboozeparty:
SquareDotCube: So is the how the world ends, the war on if there's more doors or more wheels
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
MarkovDescendant: The mouse wheel
DaFhaye: I hear wagon wheels and all I can think of is that putt putt moment with the chewy fruity wagon wheels
spo8n: is a cd tray a door?
brainbosh: a mouse wheel?
PhorrestGaze: "hear me out" wheel edition
Vonbane: steering wheel is a dial
gualdhar: does a wheel have to be load bearing?
SquareDotCube: So wheels have a heck of an edge with LEGO tires.
kragmabutch: @spo8n which begs the question, are cds wheels?
EvilBadman: How many wheels on a draft?
CaptinOfBeez: do advent calenders have doors?
MWGNZ: is Ians steering wheel still in the office?
betweenmyself: does it have to support the weight of a load to be considered a wheel?
GasCityGaming: what else could you call a cubbard door?
kimmibeans: so, a tire is not a wheel because it can also be called a tire?
GasCityGaming: un souris
hatboozeparty: mice?
SquareDotCube: mighty
PhorrestGaze: Does the lid of a jar a man is in count as a door?
ManWithTheMask13:
ok but aren't eyes the doors to the soul? 
7gorobei: for it to be a wheel it should have an axle to spin on
RayFK: Gustave
saucemaster5000: do we count van morrison as a door?
Rhynerd: hamster?
hatboozeparty: Old people joycons
TheMerricat: input device
GasCityGaming: Windows calls them a "hardware interface device"
Rhynerd: the clicker?
Vonbane: visual input device
kimmibeans: @Rhynerd It's tailess, so it really is more of a hamster than a mouse
7gorobei: human interface device
RayFK: Yeah Ben, let's name new things. Let's call Twitter "X"
Mai_Andra: "PC Touchie-Feelie"
MarkovDescendant: @Rhynerd That was an old school TV remote
Omnipotrevor: A mouse is a motion controller
NotCainNorAbel:
@Rhynerd For the TV? 
micalovits: Sup cuties!
raulghoulia: under rated anime
xantos69: @RayFK This is why we can't have nice things.
Rhynerd: TV's ain't really using clicky remotes anymore, right?
ButButTheJesus: my buhbobo bwoke down and my buhbikeike tire is blat
RayFK: Dude did you see that bobobo crash? 5 dead.
lamina5432: bo bobo bobo bobobo
EvilBadman: More bobobos or kekekes on earth you think?
MacbethSeemsSus: Are buses bobobobobo?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Looking forward to my self driving babobo
gawag_: up jumped the boogie
Mai_Andra:
Back that bobobo up
micalovits: Unsure if I am late or not, game didn't start yet but... Missing on the Ben & Adam podcast
Vonbane:
Please shoot someone
thraximore: You've reinvented slang
3schr: Are you guys going to Bobobocon this year?
lamina5432: does ben not remember the anime bo bobo bobo bobobo
MarkovDescendant: @Vonbane They already did
ThorSokar: All I can think about is Bo-Abobo from the Street Fighter movie
saucemaster5000: my bobobo no gobo so good
neisan2112: @Vonbane Already show Mr Horrible lol
ButButTheJesus: they don't have a bebepper buhbar
SquareDotCube: drive your bobobo to the qdoba
spo8n: my babobo insurance went up $800 after I ran over seven mailboxes
EvilBadman: @vonbane Keep campaigning
RayFK: Nah fuck that
MWGNZ: on top or underwater?
ManWithTheMask13: That'd be so funny tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: 30 seconds is a long ass time
dippedfeathers: I can swim for 30 seconds
ThorSokar: do you get teleported back?
xantos69: I take that deal. I can tread water.
ManWithTheMask13: Deal
RayFK: There are arctic oceans my guy
RayFK: Fuck that
ManWithTheMask13: WAIR
MWGNZ: and do you come back dry?
BrowneePointz: underwater could just kill you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Deep sea is part of the ocean
PipeSmokingOwl: you would 100% die
7gorobei: always wearing your pool floaties
ManWithTheMask13: I would have a great story
betweenmyself:
can we hire bonobos to drive our bobobos?
raulghoulia: if you were sleeping? good lord
MWGNZ: down deep is cold
PipeSmokingOwl: if you teleport under water from sleeping you would not be holdign ur breath
ManWithTheMask13: Wait what if it's mid sex
TheMerricat:
Always wear a wetsuit. 
dippedfeathers: Free shower no water bills
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could be teleported into the mouth of some horrible things
micalovits: Are you immune to fall damage?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: That would get old REAL fast
gualdhar: I don't think you'd freeze to death in 30 seconds
MarkovDescendant: Naked in the ocean
DaFhaye: Deal
trebuchetboy: What if youre asleep its game over
PipeSmokingOwl: you have such a high chance to die
cutaos: do you have time to take a breath?
RayFK: Yeah this is a death sentence
Omnipotrevor: You'd always have to have waterproof devices
kimmibeans: Is it so bad if you die in your sleep?
TheMerricat: Be a bus driver. Have it happen when you are driving.
eldritchchicken: Artic ocean
RayFK: Or you might go... into shock
7gorobei: scuba instead of cpap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK ^^^I agree
brainbosh: Teleported while driving down the highway
kimmibeans: Also, yes, the shock of cold wayer will wake you up
Kipstar: just sleep with a scuba tank checkmate
Astramentha: yeah but you get air in 30 secs
kimmibeans: and then you die
ThorSokar: water in your lungs SUCKS, can confirm
EvilBadman: What if you got 100 wheels whenever you walked through one door
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would wake you up and you would instinctively inhale
wiganlass: tasty snack for sharks
ManWithTheMask13: What about the evil ocean
dippedfeathers: you find yourself in the sub ocean
MacbethSeemsSus: Monkey paw closes, you end up on Europa
NotCainNorAbel: One of the 'new' oceans
Vonbane: sub ocean?
xantos69: Easily survivable. Plan well, always wear a waterproof warming vest.
DaFhaye: Still deal
saucemaster5000: Atlantic, Pacific, Arctic, Antarctic, and the Lava
ManWithTheMask13: The ocean that makes you old
trebuchetboy: Straight to the Nether with you
SquareDotCube: what if sea instead of ocean? Then you might end up on the Sea of Tranquility on the moon
RayFK: Also everyday? That's some wild odds on rolling right in front of a hungry shark over your life
betweenmyself:
does the Sea of Tranquility count as an ocean?
TheMerricat: Get put next to an underwater thermal vent, you are insta cooked.
RayFK: Adam wants to get creamed
ButButTheJesus: ew
Diabore: maybe not fully submersed
micalovits: Just get teleported to the waters of life #LifeHack
ManWithTheMask13: Sleeping on a slab of sour cream
saucemaster5000: if you could scrooge mcduck into anything what's your choice?
MarkovDescendant: LoadingReadyLive sketch?
GreyThey: OK, switch the hypothetical: Every day, 30 seconds randomly transported into sour cream
trebuchetboy: I would hate a sour cream ocean
ThorSokar: I mean, slime wresting is a thing at CERTAIN establishments....
eldritchchicken: Cams alien isolation ocean
Vonbane: it's frowned upon
ghizmou: imagine the UTI you would get from being immerged in sour cream
RayFK: New live bit
kimmibeans: How did we go from lava ocean to pool of sour cream?
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 fursuits
NotCainNorAbel: and now Adam is up for joining LRLive
xantos69: "Being in an ocean" isn't lethal. Lots of people swim/surf in the ocean every single day and never die from it.
dippedfeathers: I think if you have a pool of sour cream, you are beyond judgement from mere mortals
PMAvers: What about mayo
trebuchetboy: Sour cream is bad
MarkovDescendant: Jell-O pool
wiganlass: Ben and Adam’s new stream Extreme Sports
EvilBadman: @rayfk The tarp budget!
Cptasparagus: @ghizmou immerged is a great new word
Brozard: Sour cream is incredible
Vonbane:
if you want sour cream in all your crevices, you do you bestie 
WiJohn: So smelly and full of flies
GreyThey: Randomly being in sour cream (non-spoiled) every day would probably be much better than randomly somewhere in the ocean
JusticeJuice: 100 mil but once per day you get drenched in a random condiment?
Mai_Andra: sour cream isn't well known for buoyancy
RayFK: Too far
PhorrestGaze: My budget says no
QuixoticScrivener: fund the pool of sour cream with the tarp budget
betweenmyself: how long can you keep a sour cream pool before the city has to get involved?
saucemaster5000: get your pool sponsored by chipotle
letsbelgo: chilled pool
ThorSokar: how do you get the sour cream out?
patrick_stonecrusher: a 5lb container of sour cream is about a half a gallon
EvilBadman: Yeah no bugs indoors
raulghoulia: this is a live bit now
GreyThey: Sour cream foot bath?
GasCityGaming: next live....
RayFK: Do a Goku bath, oil drum
Vonbane: Sour Cream Hot Tub
DaltAndPepper: one of those big beer buckets
The_Timo: Head on down to Costco, see how big the tubs come in
PhorrestGaze: Thick-it is cheaper
EvilBadman: Sink in like the t-800
bo_brinkman: Indoor pools smell bad enough ...
MacbethSeemsSus: If a sour cream ocean exists, I posit the existence of a whipped cream ocean
dippedfeathers: in my richmans mansion "Yes, and here we come to my sour cream pool room. please leave your shoes outside before coming in for a dip."
wiganlass: sounds like a charity challenge
MarkovDescendant: Pudding
Blakemcm: sounds like the precog baths in minority report
saucemaster5000: nothing spicy
BrowneePointz: Salsa gonna make your pee pee hurt
ThorSokar: Salsa would be a REALLY bad idea
BrowneePointz: and your butthole
RayFK: Goggles it
Natural_Ones_Only: ground beef?
ManWithTheMask13: Black beans or pintos
saucemaster5000: simply plug your butt
GreyThey: If you have any cuts, salsa would burn
QuixoticScrivener: thick water
ThorSokar: you do _NOT_ want Salsa on certain areas of your body, just sayin'
wiganlass: I did once see someone covered in a bath of baked beans
raulghoulia: angler fishes
WiJohn: I feel like this would lead to a really awkward conversation with an ENT
GasCityGaming: Ben, you come upon a man in a jar filled with sour cream....
betweenmyself: Archimedes sadly never published his research on sour cream being displaces by human body submersion…
xantos69: @saucemaster5000 Your name and the authority with which you dispense this info frightens me.
saucemaster5000: ant-man -- sourcreamania
DaltAndPepper: narnia type shit
EvilBadman: We already know Ben's proclivities for goo, so this is just that realized
couchboyj: It'd be black, sour cream is not transparent
bo_brinkman: Thick water is a thing and it skeeves me out.
Morrigan9: 1 way sour cram mirror?
RayFK: It sparkles in the sun
gualdhar: ew.
ButButTheJesus: ew
letsbelgo: sour cream jesus
saucemaster5000: mister tortamnus
ManWithTheMask13: Okay Adam but would you sleep on a slab of ranch
gawag_: that reminds me, im sure Adam saw but theyre doing a kickstarter rerelease of Fighting Fantasy
RayFK: OH BUT SOUR CREAM IS FINE
Natural_Ones_Only: the one
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ranch is just buttermilk with spices
ThorSokar: if the opportunity prevents itself...
trebuchetboy: Sour cream is my one liquid
Brozard: THANK YOU ADAM
LordZarano: @wiganlass Bath of baked beans used to be a pretty common one people did for charity fundraising in the UK
saucemaster5000: Quote this man
Thefluffiestguineapig: A tub full of puss?
kimmibeans: I think sour cream technically is an emulsion
GreyThey: Would you do ranch instead of the ocean for the random-transport money, though?
betweenmyself: sour cream is *not* a non-Newtonian fluid, but if you start fisting it I’m fairly sure you’ll say Ew-Blech
EvilBadman: Ah, the big zapper
Mr_Horrible: *spits out blood* "Ow."
Natural_Ones_Only: Tub of ghost pepper hot sauce
MacbethSeemsSus: SAW trap: don't let them know which is ranch or sour cream
neisan2112: Yes
YawnLance: Wow you love your partner, what a dweeb
NotCainNorAbel: oh no, you like your partner. what a shame /s
kimmibeans:
Just a little bit. It's adorable
Mr_Horrible: but also: new LRL bit, we test the strength of Adam's submergence convictions
BOTGrant: Ranch is a dressibg for cowards afraid of bleu cheese
Mr_Horrible: the strudels never stood a chance, brother
Mr_Horrible: marked for death
gualdhar: ROFL
LostThePirate: My
Natural_Ones_Only: New Ian LRL segment, white liquid tubs
KeytarCat:
I wish I could eat bread 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
3schr: Who needs a game, this is perfectly entertaining
saucemaster5000: I'd take a plain crossaint over a turnover
Scy_Anide: I had a NY bagel with cream cheese just yesterday.
Mr_Horrible: it's not that the croissants are *bad*, but the extravagance of the other options is too alluring
DaltAndPepper: Picking the rare of the pack, in a way
ghizmou: just flaky bread
LostThePirate: My Bostonian spouse was baffled by how much we love cream cheese in the PNW
goombalax: Did I miss the banning
Natural_Ones_Only: The gas leak is making them hungry
Scy_Anide: I do prefer a *good* croissant though
saucemaster5000: turnovers are very meh
gualdhar: imagine someone going for a dip in a pool of sour cream, then walking out of the sour cream pool to towel off
Nigouki: sometimes flaky bread is all you want, why are you overcomplicating things?!
RelwinEJ: A croissant allows for possibilities
mrjujubeans: fan art of Adam calling Ben “Sweetie” please
GasCityGaming: you can get chocolate croissants
KeytarCat:
@Natural_Ones_Only 
I'm gonna keep on dancing in the...
BOTGrant: Pain au chocolat is S tier
RelwinEJ: It's raw potential
BrowneePointz: Bullshit give me the croissant
wiganlass: a warm crossaint is a beautiful thing
Natural_Ones_Only: Poll Poll Poll Poll
Brozard: There's an upper limit
ghizmou: almond croissant is outtisworld
XombieMagic: is this the first time you've played TLOU ?
GreyThey: Bread is good, but for a meal, I want something more on my sandwich
saucemaster5000: yeah sorry, crossaint beats turnover hands down
Brozard: The more things in a thing, it dilutes the rest
James_the_Dabbler: consider: filled croissants
Omnipotrevor: Adam wants the number to go up. More calories and ingredients = better foot
Astramentha: poll us
Omnipotrevor: food(
Mr_Horrible: there's definitely a "too much stuff" threshold where it turns people away
neisan2112: I agree with Adam for pastries
betweenmyself: but a plain croissant offers greater options… turnover has shit inside already that might not pair well with other things
BrowneePointz: As I've gotten Older I've actually preferred Vanilla
mrjujubeans: it’s universal
ThorSokar: hard pass on the turnover
gawag_: a bad croissant is one of the worst things, a good one is hard to bear
BrowneePointz: I was a chocolate MANIAC as a kid, but the older I get the better Vanilla is
Vonbane:
What does the 2nd half of Adam's shirt say? So far i've guessed "Show Me The Funny" and "Show Me Your Tits"
BrowneePointz: the problem is BAD vanilla is awful
Natural_Ones_Only: Adam is now wanted by France for death
7gorobei: run the poll, we need the numbers
wiganlass: no it’s a chocolate croissant
saucemaster5000: they are not the same in any way, but I respect the hill you die on
mrjujubeans: BBQ glazed sushi is just too much
EvilBadman: @vonbane Show me your moves
misguidedghoast: just got here. have they shot someone yet?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Turnover is better from jump street whereas you have to add to croissant
bellatrixskr: 100% would
cutaos: i just had a chocolate croissant sat
GreyThey: Why am I there?
goombalax: croissants have more butter than turnovers
Vonbane: @EvilBadman i would not have guessed that, thanks!
e_bloc: also Adam is a cheese pizza guy
gualdhar: but what kind of turnover
saucemaster5000: tho I would take the streudel over the crossaint anyday
ghizmou: but like toasted strudel?
ThorSokar: I wouldn't lie to you the truth tilts you out more than enough
KWardJenx: Ben, basic life lesson here: don't start a land war in Asia and DON'T argue pastry hierarchy with Adam.
GreyThey: The options are bread and bread with something in it
ManWithTheMask13: I respect Adam more now
betweenmyself:
sorry wasn’t listening, what’s this about context? Also, Adam is wrong 
NotCainNorAbel: this is why surveys are difficult
EvilBadman: @vonbane Your second guess is wild
gualdhar: cream cheese AND RASPBERRY
terribleplan: what kind of pie?
CaptinOfBeez: hand pies?
MacbethSeemsSus: Why not all three?
JinaMahavira: croissant > apple turnover (dont like apple)
awildshen: why not all of them?
Uzumaki15: I don't like baked fruit or cream cheese sooooo
Mr_Horrible: I'm absolutely on the "...wanna try one of those strudels before they're gone" team
GasCityGaming: Dr. Pepper opinions?
Nigouki: should have made it a channel points poll to account for how strong people feel
EvilBadman: Votel for studel
Azralorne: I love *checks notes* studel?
Morrigan9: yeaaa
oh_look_a_person: I love croissant soooo much
MrSarkhan: Oatmeal raisin cookies are great
wiganlass: I love oatmeal and raisin
Vonbane: @EvilBadman I have seen that shirt before, which is why i asked lol
Natural_Ones_Only: Studel!
Omnipotrevor: So once again, food quality is based on which has the biggest number
BOTGrant: You can't just rawdog a croissant
ThorSokar: "It's good to like bad things, then no one tries to take them from you"
mrjujubeans: shockingly even
neisan2112: Hell yeah brother
SquareDotCube: the ur-dessert
awildshen: 1/3 of each
GasCityGaming: good croissants you absolutely acn
goombalax: Croistrudover
Riandisa: How fresh are the croissants? Dried out or lightly moist?
Natural_Ones_Only: Strudel? No. Studel? Yes
The_Timo: American Mindset lol
saucemaster5000: that's like the most acceptable bread to rawdog
ghizmou: you can even put a hot dog in your croissant
KeytarCat: There's enough butter-lube in a croissant
Nigouki: fresh, warm croissant needs NOTHING, it's already perfect
gawag_: does eating it with espresso count as raw dogging
wiganlass: warm from the oven a plain croissant is delish
SquareDotCube: Crumb cake. They're messy.
e_bloc: buddy i raw dog white bread
BusTed: just crumbles down the front of your shirt
altis39: "Rawdog a croissant " broke me thanks
mrjujubeans: LOL high turnover is bad
goombalax: and Chess
Mr_Horrible: Crem Chese Studel
GasCityGaming: Deedee
GreyThey: For people who can't/don't do dairy, turnover is the primary option
Kramburger: It was the 90s
kimmibeans: Yes, yes I did know that
ghizmou: they look like regular parents
Kramburger: Streamer show studel
wiganlass: more croissants for us
MacbethSeemsSus: Where does pain au chocolat rank?
saucemaster5000: did they take one bit of a crossaint and put it back?
kimmibeans: It's not
Marvoleath: I had a guy in class that would buy things no one liked (including himself) like vinegar chips, just so no one would ask him to share
GreyThey: Did you talk about liking croissants? Maybe everyone wanted to leave them for you?
7gorobei: where does baklava fit in?
NotCainNorAbel: typically it is a pre-drink
Cptasparagus: bone apertife
gawag_: its a drink form but yes ben is right
Vonbane: !define aperitif
gualdhar: apartief is an alcoholic drink before eating
Jadaris: aperitif is pre-appetizer
Morrigan9: appertief, i this economy?
raulghoulia: Guns n Roses first album
GasCityGaming: an apertif is a beferage, usually acoholic, like sherry
mrjujubeans: apertife to the point
wiganlass: aperitif is usually a drink
toast3dsmore:
ben’s high society, don’t you know? 
Natural_Ones_Only: Its a appetizer but alcohol
TheMerricat: what Ben didn't realize is that everyone knew which _he_ prefered and were avoiding them so he could have them.
Kramburger: Aperitif A-pear-ee-teef
saucemaster5000: my parents always ask me to set out "crudite" for appetizers
Mai_Andra:
The Strawberry Festival
kimmibeans: An aperitif is a drihnk usually had before dinner or between courses to stimulate your appetite
YawnLance: those are some thicc strawbs
ghizmou: or just straight up watery
patrick_stonecrusher:
they are strawberries, put them on the train
betweenmyself: I mean, an alcoholic, pre-meal croissant doesn’t sound that bad
GasCityGaming: slice them, leave them for 5 minutes, gets the sugars going
LordZarano: "apéritif An alcoholic drink served before a meal as an appetiser." - Wiktionary
saucemaster5000: did he look back and the cart had disappeared?
BOTGrant: From the Letterkenny fruit stand
saucemaster5000: you can order the flowers ahead of time
goombalax: you can preorder them
Vonbane: fresh as possible
ghizmou: but then they're used flowers
bo_brinkman: Gas. Station. Roses.
betweenmyself: plan ahead… buy seeds
GasCityGaming:
don't be a part of preorder culture 
Morrigan9: no preorders
kimmibeans: You can get them the day before
toast3dsmore: I tried to pre-order the digital deluxe edition of some tulips and todd howard punched me in the throat
Faulpyr: Buying and holding on to tulips is definitely a totally good thing
YawnLance:
betweenmyself:
seeds are the early access of flowers 
ghizmou: like a slushie drained of juice
letsbelgo: thats why nostalgia is a trap
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GasCityGaming: Avowed was greayt
Natural_Ones_Only: Can you Skyrim Horse in Oblivion?
ghyllnox: Damn $10/hr for remastered Oblivion
gualdhar: rhode island
NotCainNorAbel:
If only there was a skit about wanting your youth back 
MacbethSeemsSus: Rhode Island
Juliamon: Rhode Island
MrSarkhan: Kingdoms of Amalur was so good!
SquareDotCube: Connecticut
Dog_of_Myth: Rhode Island
SquareDotCube: er, Rhode Island
RayFK: More like Curt Shitting
gualdhar: fuck curt schilling, sincerely Philly
KWardJenx: That was little Rhodey
EvilBadman: I had that same experience Ben. I uninstalled Oblivion and gave Avowed a shot
Juliamon: the state of New Jersey bankrupted itself
PMAvers: That's the best time to put them on blast
Natural_Ones_Only: "A coworker" "Serge"
betweenmyself: release a remaster of King’s Field, I say
saucemaster5000: new jersey was culturally bankrupt already
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brainbosh: I mean Oblivion is about replaying a game tbh. Not for having a new experience after all the games after it.
gualdhar: @saucemaster5000 tru
GasCityGaming: it is like a 2003 game that now just LOOKS pretty
ghyllnox: The world is on rails
bo_brinkman: Can we build an improv game of that?
PMAvers: I'd rather have hand-crafted linear writing than that.
Natural_Ones_Only: Hey. AI could never write that bad
ThorSokar: the word you're looking for is "tinny"
RelwinEJ: Sounds like the average conversation on a bus
TheMerricat: What was cool about Oblivion was 1. It's quests were way deeper than Skyrims. 2. It's jank was fun to exploit.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That feels way less alive
MacbethSeemsSus: They're never going to remake New Vegas so I'll take it.
betweenmyself: honestly that’s more or less how I speak to my neighbors: completely ignore what they say and start in on my own agenda
PhanTom_lt: 6
SnackPak_: few dozen
Kipstar: in a box or loose?
saucemaster5000: do I have a backpack
lamina5432: how deep are your pockets
PMAvers: Like, if I could craft 50 spoons into a spoon cannon weapon for combat, sure. But just random vendor trash... just seems rude
Mr_Horrible: plenty of people explicitly find joy in the minutiae of those games, though
ghyllnox: With or without a backpack and pouches and shit
patrick_stonecrusher:
10,000 SPOOOOOONS
salamisuperstar: How well do they stack together?
KWardJenx: This is definitely a LoadingReadyLive bit
Lord_Hosk: NextTime on LoadingReadyLive. "How many spoons can you carry"
Natural_Ones_Only: Does it pass the yogurt cup test?
KeytarCat: I don't have many spoons day to day
saucemaster5000: can I hire a sherpa?
ghyllnox: 100lb of spoons
lamina5432: 50000 with a backpack easy
Mr_Horrible: like, it's a thing that is entirely a layer you don't need to interact with, it doesn't detract from an experience that doesn't engage with it, unless it's causing, like, perf issues
MrSarkhan: 25 Grahams?
Natural_Ones_Only: 25 Grahams?!
NotCainNorAbel: oh, then it is just a weight thing. I think the more interesting thing would be just normal clothes.
salamisuperstar: But how many Pauls?
Lord_Hosk: Graham is a pretty big guy
Vonbane: soup spoons are big
ghyllnox: That's a big spoon
SnackPak_: 50g for a spoon seems high
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems very heavy
xantos69: better challenge, you are naked and can only use your own body. (No bags or buckets or anything) How many spoons can you carry 30 feet. You get $1 per spoon. But if you drop any, you get NOTHING. How many do you try to carry.
TheMerricat:
"A box of 50 plastic spoons, like the ones from WebstaurantStore or Amazon.com, typically weighs around 0.68 lbs (0.68 pounds). A silver flatware set of 50 pieces (including spoons) could weigh between 40-50 ounces depending on the pattern and whether knives are included, according to a Reddit thread"
Natural_Ones_Only: Gas leak is real focused on food today
GasCityGaming: 454
saucemaster5000: let's ask graham
drcthulu: teaspoon vs table spoon
LordZarano: Hang on I'll go weigh a spoon in my kitchen
The_Voices: 1 graham if he is looking for a puppy
betweenmyself: can you lift a thousand people who prefer to be the “big spoon” in their relationship?
BOTGrant: Which would you rather BE, big spoon or small spoon?
GasCityGaming: 1000 x 50 / 454
calculated_uncertainties: 2.2 lbs to kg?
SnackPak_: I believe in Ben
ghyllnox: Remember, you're running everywhere until you get a horse
niccus: i've heard a lot about 10,000 spoons
hatboozeparty: and kg wins again
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's right
Vonbane: first you should determine what the max weight you can lift is
hatboozeparty:
raulghoulia: we started at Spoopifer in the army and now we're at how many spoons in a pound?
gualdhar: wait why are we involving Grahams
QuixoticScrivener: let’s nope is hitting my greatest fears with this word problem business
Natural_Ones_Only: 50kg
GasCityGaming: divide by 453
MacbethSeemsSus: 454
Natural_Ones_Only: Its 50kg
KWardJenx: Man I love this PodCast
Vonbane: just ask ChatGPT
ThorSokar: 110lbs of spoons
RelwinEJ: Someone is going to come by with 14 watermelons and 6 cantaloupes in a cart soon
Natural_Ones_Only: You are *in* Canada
Thefluffiestguineapig: 111lbs is already so much
SnackPak_: thats a strong backpack
Natural_Ones_Only: Proof
MacbethSeemsSus: Now what are you going to do with all those spoons
ghyllnox: Walk? Try run. When's the last time you walked everywhere in a videogame
BOTGrant: You gon' be JANGLING
gawag_: how large is this backpack lol
KeytarCat: Well now we need to see it
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was also no distance stipulation
Natural_Ones_Only: We need Proof of the piggyback ride
gualdhar: this is the watermelon all over again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it 5 steps?
trebuchetboy: Dead weight vs backpack is way harder
lamina5432: a backpack would be easier than a piggy back.
LordZarano: @LordZarano OK I weighed one of my spoons. It was 55g
patrick_stonecrusher:
i can be your backpack while you run
ThorSokar:
Mail Ben 110lbs of spoons
kynelwynn: The logical conclusion to this bit is Ben now letting Adam piggy back as he tries to walk around the studio
saucemaster5000: that's not exactly a life goal
Kramburger: That's a... *goal*?
Natural_Ones_Only: Back up your claims Ben, give Adam a piggyback ride
ghyllnox: If you don't die when you hit the ground, I'm sure the terminal velocity silverware will do it
MrSarkhan: skydiving is fun. Highly recommend doing it at least once.
GasCityGaming: SO much force on the chute opening
Juliamon: That's more of a death goal
Kramburger: "What if we held each other while falling from a crashing plane?"
Cptasparagus: at this rate im not getting any Last of US before I leave for Andor
SnackPak_: the ol pencil dive
MacbethSeemsSus: Holding on to them will be tough
ThorSokar: the hard part is being able to hold on to Adam after you pull the shoot
ButButTheJesus: "haha, catch me!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reach terminal velocity as fast as possible!!!!
Lord_Hosk: Ben, as someone who has jumped out of several airplanes and landed under silk. I can tell you. You wouldn't catch him, and if you did, you wouldn't hold him past the opening and then he's gone
BOTGrant: Get the hooks in
Vonbane: or knees around their shoulders
betweenmyself: why are there so many backpacks full of spoons on airplanes? Pilot gotta be ready to eat breakfast cereal no matter what time zone they land in
Kramburger: It's all going to depend if Adam holds you back
salamisuperstar: What they held hands?
MacbethSeemsSus: Pinky hold
RayFK: That's how you get two ripped dicks
saucemaster5000: like a pretzel
ButButTheJesus: BEN WAT
lamina5432: trade straps ??
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could rip your dicks off
EvilBadman: Ya'll locked up
Lord_Hosk: OK... If you tied your weeners together, it would work
BOTGrant: Mid-air docking
Kramburger: BEN
drcthulu: that's have you make 2 eunics
ghyllnox: I'm sure yeah
Vonbane: "pretzeling"
goombalax: chinese finger trap
DaFhaye: bet
Natural_Ones_Only: Docking?
YawnLance: Structurally integral docking
MrSarkhan: docking?
BusTed: what would you consider a successful google search of that
lamina5432: I’m sure there’s a hospital record somewhere
ThorSokar: I have definitely seen it done in a cartoon
Kramburger: This is why Hosk isn't a mod anymore
raulghoulia: is that where tying the knot comes from?
DMGlol: probably easier with foreskin 🤷
ghyllnox: The hardest part of that would probably be not getting hard
Mr_Horrible: now that I'm back from washing dishes, I was gonna say: I'll asking my buddy who skydives for confirmation, but it seems highly unlikely to work
micalovits: Probably mostly gonna find them tied together with string
ThorSokar: safe search off, NO COWARDS
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Just ask ChatGPT to draw you a picture
betweenmyself: a successful google search is anything that doesn’t get you on a watch list
BusTed: @Mr_Horrible wb
EvilBadman: Alex could probably hook that up for you
SnackPak_: thats so mean
Natural_Ones_Only: Paul needs to learn his lesson
Kramburger: "How to kill my business partner?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: He would know who did it
letsbelgo: Yeah, its possible. Easy google
Thefluffiestguineapig: By the time
The_Voices: go look at the back rooms of spencers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can look at the time the searches were done
EvilBadman: "How to not be on coke before a coke bingle angle"
Vonbane: chrome for home, firefox for work
DMGlol: yea chrome tried to turn off ad block
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Jadaris: chrome is a mess
ThorSokar: Chrome broke ad blocking
letsbelgo: ad blockers still work
MWGNZ: firefox has more functional ad blocking
ButButTheJesus: no that's backwards
letsbelgo: on chrome
terribleplan: Chrome stopped supporting good ad blockers. Firefotx FTW
ThorSokar: also it eats all the memory
GasCityGaming: my ublock still works on chrome
Darleysam: every three months, they change what the correct browser is you should be using
MrSarkhan: a lot of people are switching because the ai nonsense and ad blocking is making Chrome unusable.
Omnipotrevor: I recently switched back to Firefox from Chrome. Chrome basically forced me to stop using it
Lord_Hosk: People are switching OFF of Chrome and back to firefox now because of how bad it is
letsbelgo: Yeah, ublock lite works fine
GreyThey: Google collects data from Chrome about you, even in Incognito Mode
lamina5432: my only issue with opera is it doesn’t mirror tabs as easily
EvilBadman: Opera gx social marketing team are the goddamn worst
Mr_Horrible: the fact that it loads a string pool the size of god whenever you type a single letter into the search bar
KeytarCat: I'm on Opera these days (not GX)
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are not ok
GasCityGaming: had to use edge on my work laptop
ThorSokar: Edge is NOT fine
spurius: edge is fine
niccus: edge is fine
ShaneLeeAtk: Edge is Chrome
salamisuperstar: No one uses Edge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone who uses Edge needs to think hard about themselves
EvilBadman: You edge a bit before you bing
Stripe_dog: When Edge was changed to Chromium it was genuinely alright but over years they've ruined it again
Juliamon: Edge is just Chrome in a trenchcoat
trebuchetboy: Opera having a Twitch plugin so I know when people are live is huge for me
Lord_Hosk: Edge is used for one thing. Downloading another browser
DaFhaye: With how much AI is pushed google I wouldn't use it at all anymore
the_walking: firefox
LadyAiluros: Safari for the win
niccus: edge is chrome minus AI integration now
MrSarkhan: edge is chrome but with microsofts trackers instead of Googles
Kipstar: love to edge the internet
kimmibeans: They all suck now
Earthenone:
a trenchcoat is pretty edge-y
Mr_Horrible: safari can go to hell
drcthulu: edge it honestly fine, I'm just used to chrome so that's what I use
Darleysam: simply don't use a browser
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Edge is what you use when no other options are available. Including manually translating the packets yourself
Mr_Horrible: their dev tools are godawful
Marvoleath: the numbers for Edge are from offices that are forced by their IT to use it
LordZarano: Edge has the best built-in game, based on a video I watched
Natural_Ones_Only: i exploerer
QuixoticScrivener: I love my Firefox and Duck Duck go
EvilBadman: I got here via AOL Channel: Twitch
Lord_Hosk: Mozilla
BrowneePointz: chrome also has become a bloated enshittified piece of crap
bethy_kins24: AOL
BrowneePointz: NETSCAPE BABY!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The thing is that Firefox has the fewest negative interactions with websites and other things
YeOldeMark: Netscape
GasCityGaming: Lycos search engine anyone?
Jadaris: AOL Keyword: Comedy
RelwinEJ: Lynx
ShaneLeeAtk: Being me back to Netscape Navigator
JessieImproved: I used Netscape for a long time
kimmibeans: I mean, I used IE until about 2009/2010 when I switched to firefox, and then in like 2012 I switcched to Chrome
BrowneePointz: Netscape, the one what started the Microsoft monopoly lawsuit
Thefluffiestguineapig: yup
bethy_kins24: Charles E Cheese!
BusTed: Charles Entertainment Cheese
PipeSmokingOwl: Charles Entertainment Cheese!?
betweenmyself: Charles Entertainment Cheese
raulghoulia: founded by atari founder
Thefluffiestguineapig: Charles Entertainment Cheese
terribleplan: You mean Charles Entertainment Cheese?
BrowneePointz: Charles Entertainment Cheese
dippedfeathers: ah my area of expertise
NotCainNorAbel: Mouse washed
rin_the_kat: rat casino!
lamina5432: once stole tickets as a 6 year old
drcthulu: He got a glow up
dippedfeathers: Showbiz pizza place baby
RelwinEJ: Showbiz
terribleplan: Showbiz
bethy_kins24: Showbiz Pizza
ShaneLeeAtk: Showbiz Pizza
Thefluffiestguineapig: Showbiz Pizza
ThorSokar: Lowest count browser that his the VST website last event was: Vivaldi (5 whole people)
Riandisa: Showbiz Pizza was the best
Natural_Ones_Only: Invasion of the Pizza Snatchers
SquareDotCube: 1984
raulghoulia: when ET came out
SnackPak_:
Vonbane: 84
neisan2112: 67?
BrowneePointz: 1984
ThorSokar: 1984
Kramburger: The ET game
Natural_Ones_Only: 84
letsbelgo: 84
JessieImproved: Showbiz was the GOAT
letsbelgo: lol 67
Mr_Horrible: it's what George was writing about
SquareDotCube: Nintendo saved the industry in 85
neisan2112: Wild
ButButTheJesus: huh, TIL
Mr_Horrible: it's just like my fanfics
GasCityGaming: the first Tyranid
Natural_Ones_Only: Its wearing the skin of Chuck E Cheese
bethy_kins24: I miss the music show there
BusTed: wears Chuck's skin like a suit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because Chuck E Cheese had better mascots but Showbiz had better business sense
dippedfeathers: And CEC has gone on to have no problems ever (multiple bankruptcies since)
Kramburger: Welcome to capitalism, return to mercantilism
Kipstar: showbiz in a Chuck E Cheese skinsuit
Thefluffiestguineapig: So they basically bought the intellectual property
dippedfeathers: Jersey Rat
ThorSokar: They went and dug them up! A friend has one of them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah he was a New York Rat
Vonbane:
speaking of, lets play a non dogshit video game
niccus: and that's how Concept Unification came to be
Riandisa: I have a token saved from Showbiz Pizza
raulghoulia: doesn't know when his birthday is so he celebrates other kids birthdays so they won't know his pain
KeytarCat: Wearing Chuck E Cheese like a coat
JessieImproved: Yeah he Chuck E was in a box
BrowneePointz: Chuck e Cheese had better branding but Showbiz was a better business by faaaaar
betweenmyself: Charles Entertainment Cheese, the Insult Comic Rodent
EvilBadman: I'm Fuckin E Cheese ayyyy
saucemaster5000: my chuck e cheese respected the word of god
dippedfeathers: No it was supposed to be a coyote ben
dippedfeathers: It was nolan bushnell himself actually
Natural_Ones_Only: Andor in 10 mins, Zombies in ???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Coyote
LordZarano: @SquareDotCube In the US maybe, In UK & Europe home computer games were popular that whole time, there was no crash
BusTed: coy- ote
ghizmou: caillou tea
Kramburger: Chuck-e-cheese is a class traitor
MWGNZ:
te?
Astramentha: caillout
GasCityGaming: yeah, kye-oat
Mr_Horrible: Co-Yute is when 2 Australians share a car
BrowneePointz: my dad says kai-yoat
terribleplan: Look up "Concept Unification" on youtube. The VHS of how they converted the animatronics and stuff is uploaded there and totally wild
BusTed: sounds like a good time
Kramburger: God bless you, Adam
dippedfeathers: Hit that yanni keys to imagination joint
bethy_kins24: Best band ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: They combined them
dippedfeathers: Almost all of the CEC animatronics are gone now
Thefluffiestguineapig: The chef is the Showbiz mascot
GreyThey: Did you cause a divorce?
saucemaster5000: I mean, bad pizza and skee ball is fun
betweenmyself: “Nobody gets to leave until someone has contracted something from the ball pit!”
Juliamon: All I wanted from a place was skeeball
Kramburger: God forbid a man have some whimsy in his life
The_Timo: Ours was "Go Bananas" Jungle themed
dippedfeathers: @Thefluffiestguineapig No.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck do I know so much about this???
BrowneePointz: LIKE DISCOVERY ZONE!!!!!
Mai_Andra: I didn't know they used to be rivals. It was just regional as far as I knew, but owned by the same company.
BrowneePointz: fuck I miss discovery zone!
BusTed: I remember doing that
Vonbane:
Canada probably has Jean Paul Le Poutine or something
EvilBadman: Let's Play at 52 minutes. Wait am I doing this right?
jokcourtz: Howdy! Love catching the streams! my fav dudes
BusTed: "I will not run, jump, or climb!"
Kramburger: Okay, Adam's banned from LaserForce
ThorSokar: what the hell kinda laser tag were going to?
Texan_Reverend: @BrowneePointz YESSSS Discovery Zone was the BEST!
saucemaster5000: ben played bushido blade laser tag
lamina5432: laser tag does happen in a dark room and has sacrifices
EvilBadman: "I will not Run Duck or Climb"
betweenmyself:
Ben is not a war criminal
BrowneePointz: Discovery Zone slaaaaappppppeeed
Mr_Horrible: "Wife's too showt fow wow-tiew stwats, bwothew" as Adam shoots from his impenetrable position
drcthulu: the marshall
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dippedfeathers Yup, he was the original showbiz mascot that they modified and added to the band. Showbiz had the business sense and bought Chuck E Cheese to get the good characters basically
salamisuperstar: The laser tag place I went to had the sensor on the front of the gun
YawnLance: Yeah we had to do that here too
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GasCityGaming: There was lazer tag in the saskatoon mall that was basically a maze with cubicle walls.
Kramburger: NO MERCY
SquareDotCube: We didn't have CEC, only Mr. Gatti's near where I lived
drcthulu: it's a children's game
BrowneePointz: it’s so the most kids can have fun….Adam
Kramburger: Mercy is For the WEAK
NotCainNorAbel: Ben's not wrong
ghyllnox: They didn't let you RUN?
saucemaster5000: this is how adam led the amercian revolutionaries to victory against the british
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
Mr_Horrible:
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Natural_Ones_Only: Talking Sim?
Texan_Reverend: Nope, not yet.
Kramburger: Buy store
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BrowneePointz: did yall have Discovery Zone up in Canada?
betweenmyself:
hey, don’t be *that guy* that covers the barrel of their laser rifle between shots to reduce their overall target profile
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I was gonna ask why he did this, as a Canadian, but he needed KKona to come into being
3schr: Will either of you be at MagicCon Vegas? Can't wait to hopefully meet you!
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EvilBadman: It was jump not duck, faulty memory, but yeah
ButButTheJesus: wooo I just completed another balatro run
the_walking: the podcast went longer than Ian said on crossing the stream
GasCityGaming: no stop lights
Kramburger: The discovery zone is what I call my junk
neisan2112: We just had stuff like Alley Cats and Putt Putt
Mr_Horrible: we had a couple of them in the area, broadly, but they were all at least a 30 minute drive
MacbethSeemsSus: The Defunctland video about DiscoveryZone's great btw
raulghoulia: good lord
ThorSokar: everyone's using the same outhoutse
vinewood_og: No more buckets for us!!!
BrowneePointz: it was like those Trampoline gym places 30 years ago Adam kinda. massive Kids recreation place
Thefluffiestguineapig: When the Romans came through and introduced plumbing and roads
lamina5432: a separate jail cell
GasCityGaming: some places up north are above ground cause they didn't wanna drill into rock
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, I feel like out there on the prairie you put a pipe underground there's a chance you can't reach it in the winter
patrick_stonecrusher: one Superman cabinet at the pool hall
Natural_Ones_Only: Game? On my Podcast?
GreyThey: The town had no traffic light, and no laser light
gualdhar: "I'm gonna be a daddy?"
saucemaster5000: the best game in any arcade was the "medieval madness" pinball table
YawnLance: Oh you met the guys in the woods that shot you with arrows a bunch
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 Raiden Fighter and it wasn't close
betweenmyself: got spooked at the work bench
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't Dina basically acting like she isn't dating us again now Jesse showed u[?
Vonbane: how many dollar stores did you have?
BrowneePointz: iirc the game insinuates Ellie is Bi? but I may be wrong
Diabore: where your house was the police station
GasCityGaming: Our Chinese place was the Good Day
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible okay that one was good too. It ain't medieval madness tho
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 fair, they did have some goodass pinball tables
salamisuperstar: "Someone is borrowing the one book from the library again."
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible remember Happy Joe’s Pizza?
Mr_Horrible: Golden Axe another classic
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz sure do
Blakemcm: 650 kids in my graduating senior class
Natural_Ones_Only: I had 750
KeytarCat: wait, didn't we find a handgun holster last time?
Lord_Hosk: Did they have a chinese buffet? because Victoria doesn't even have one of those, and YES IM SALTY ABOUT IT! I wanna move again
Mr_Horrible: had kid birthdays at Jungle Bungle in the QC
raulghoulia: cause youre so big
betweenmyself:
also we had a flashback finding guitar strings in which Ellie and Joel got serious
neisan2112: That does seem like a big class for that size of K-12
SnackPak_: there were over 1000 kids in my HS class
BrowneePointz: man Happy Joe’s Pizza was great. they invented the taco pizza!
dippedfeathers: @Thefluffiestguineapig You are factually wrong. Pasqually the Chef was at CEC from it's first location, and there was never a chef character at Showbiz. It's own band, the Rockafire Explosion, was (by most people's opinions) better than CEC's group. They bought CEC because it went bankrupt and were going to replace CEC with the showbiz branding, the reason for the pivot is that the creators of the Rockafire Explosion (who were a seperate party from Showbiz Pizza) did not agree to sell the charac
Mai_Andra: Mine was around 150, but it was a church school. Graduating class was 7.
salamisuperstar: At least you can get a succulent Chinese meal
GasCityGaming: Anyone else have the gas station Subway?
drcthulu: Picture the cheapest pizza you can buy
dippedfeathers: I'm sorry
dippedfeathers: I'm so sorry
JessieImproved: It wasn't a Little Ceaser's? They went straight to Pizza Pizza?
salamisuperstar: Adam Conover has joined the chat
SnackPak_: damnnn
Mr_Horrible: We're back to the podcast
Mr_Horrible: it's creeping in
MWGNZ:
ButButTheJesus: @dippedfeathers no this is great
PipeSmokingOwl: this is like an Um Actually bit rofl
Vonbane: wasn't there a CEC documentary?
Mr_Horrible:
that's what I do here every week, Ben
DoctorHutch: Is it called pizza pizza in CA and not little ceasers?
BrowneePointz: Ben and Adam make fun of me for being a random trivia fountain ALL THE TIME
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently I triggered something deeply seated in your soul @dippedfeathers
saucemaster5000: as a chef, I just kinda let people eat whatever they want
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Same friend
BrowneePointz: to the point Ben had a channel command goofing on me for it
MacbethSeemsSus: The secrets Chuck E Cheese doesn't want you to know.
Mr_Horrible: activated the special interest trap card
dippedfeathers: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub! I don't deserve this.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dippedfeathers You're totally good BTW
RayFK: Damn
RayFK: Roasted
BrowneePointz: AUTISM SPECTRUM BANY!
Mr_Horrible: and he says he never bullies us
betweenmyself: Pasquali’s is currently used as the cover name for ghost kitchens run out of Chuck E Cheese locations
neisan2112: Damn
SnackPak_: blat blat
MWGNZ:
terribleplan: Ben, ti's called autism. Try to be sensitive to me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz HIGH FIVE
BrowneePointz: BABY!
Natural_Ones_Only: Doesn't Serge have a Brownie Point system?
saucemaster5000: BANY!
Mai_Andra:
"Nope." - Ellie said the thing
YawnLance:
@BrowneePointz That's a real spicy tako 
ghyllnox: BANY
raulghoulia: that's some water damage on the floor
Natural_Ones_Only: Ben Becomes Italian
terribleplan: Reason for report: I'm in this picture and I don't like it
xantos69: I did a super deep research on Chuck E Cheese because I made that company the center of a D&D campaign I wrote. My players had to search for clues in some of their movies.
Mr_Horrible: we got to experience that last week when you forgot what kind of pie apples make
BrowneePointz: I had this name LONG before serge installed his BP system
Vonbane: like Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit
YawnLance: Does it ever loop back around and become really deep?
gawag_: nice chuck e cheese impression
BrowneePointz: @yawnlance how dare you
Mai_Andra: Ben just turns into Gilbert Gottfried
Lord_Hosk: As I understand it Pizza Pizza has nothing to do with Little Ceasers, they are just almost identical and the fact that Little Ceasers used the slogan "pizza pizza" in the 80s and 90s is coincidental
Mr_Horrible: "I'm just spitting hypotheticals here, brother"
n3ther: ME??
YawnLance:
@BrowneePointz 
n3ther: i'm innocent
Natural_Ones_Only: Just a little guy
TheAwkes: She got 1000 spoons in the backpack, or what?
betweenmyself: “What do you *mean* ‘Adam!’?”
Astramentha: and it’s his birthday 🥺
Mr_Horrible: turns out it's also his birthday
n3ther: @betweenmyself haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just a guy from Memphis"
Juliamon: "pizza pizza" is a stupid slogan AND a stupid name for a chain, and that makes it even funnier
rin_the_kat: hey guys, is it true that canada will get mad if the maple leaves win the cup?
Mai_Andra:
What are any of us doing here, really?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon It's so good
ghyllnox: @Astramentha And we're at the Chuck E Cheese
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I wonder if Little Caesar's and Pizza Pizza have ever clashed over it
saucemaster5000: Go leagfs
raulghoulia: go Bs
Mr_Horrible: like I wanna see that court filing
drcthulu: I just like to poke fun at leaf
drcthulu: 's fans
saucemaster5000: What is worse -- Boston fans or yankees fans?
gualdhar: hey, Philly fans aren't obnoxious! you take that back!
3schr: Sup Dudes. Is anything confirmed with MagicCon Vegas? Really hoping to see y'all there!
neisan2112: Go Stars tho
Mr_Horrible: Yankees, I think, but it's closer than it should be @saucemaster5000
Juliamon: 3schr I think Wheeler confirmed he'd be there?
altis39: Philly fans burn our city down
dippedfeathers: Go anyone except panthers
gualdhar: we only threw batteries at Santa the one time
BrowneePointz: speaking of media with sad themes. either of yall seen Thunderbolts* yet? that movie was GREAT
lamina5432: as someone near Philly they are
Natural_Ones_Only cries in california
xantos69: In hockey I just always root for the Red Wings. I feel like Detroit has been through so much they should have something nice.
salamisuperstar:
I'm from Boston, I've never seen anyone be insufferable!
terribleplan: Let's Go Blues
letsbelgo: sportsball
3schr: @Juliamon Oh, Sweet! I know things are contentious with the countries. i just hope that doesn't ruin it for everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar The amount of vandalism including trying to assault a police horse multiple times begs to disagree
DrAegirinePyrope: Was gonna say, as someone from Mass, accurate about Boston fans
saucemaster5000: steelers fans just have to admit the ravens are objectively the cooler team and I'l start taking philly seriously
Mr_Horrible: Ellie reloading her gun with all the bullets stuck in her
ChrisTheLemming: Skinner just had a shutout!
Lord_Hosk: Careful, if you insult philly sports fans they will throw snowballs at you. No matter where you are or what season it is... they have them.
Natural_Ones_Only: Go climb a pre-greased street pole
raulghoulia: you have a flashlight how can they not find you?
brainbosh: Wonder if they can notice you from the bright ass flashlight lol
BrowneePointz: I have no sports opinions because my state has no professional teams in any sport outside minor leagues
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk And sometimes they will have things in them that will be unfortunate
Scy_Anide: Tomb Raider? On Let's Nope?
lamina5432: @lord_hosk I wish we got that much snow
BrowneePointz: and New York
underhill33: I hate NY and LA teams way more
BrowneePointz: New York Boston and Philly are insufferable
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz My sports opinions are about things like equestrian events or the Olympics
Mr_Horrible: the Knicks and the Mets are allowed to be good
Mr_Horrible: because they never will be
3schr: I'm happy to be in the home of the GREATEST NHL GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME!
Natural_Ones_Only: How do you feel about the Cali teams?
GasCityGaming: hate the Yankees
Mr_Horrible: so it'd be funny if they were
DoctorHutch: But nobody hates yankees fans.
DrAegirinePyrope: New York and Boston are particularly insufferable when they are playing each other
Natural_Ones_Only: @DoctorHutch Boston fans
Mr_Horrible: when a team's fans view their allegiance as a form of self-flagellation
Lord_Hosk: How many New York Teams are Actually Jersey teams?
Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible The Browns
salamisuperstar: Any time a City that has a lot of money for their sports team is bad it feels like justice
3schr: Roast the Capitals
Thefluffiestguineapig: My father was a Cubs fan and seeing him and his family lose their minds when they actually got good after the 100 year losing streak was amazing
Mr_Horrible: @Natural_Ones_Only the Browns come full circle into reveling in it
BrowneePointz: but yea as an Iowan I’m BASICALLY contractually obligated to root for the Cubs
Mr_Horrible: throwing parades for the opposite of a perfect season
kynelwynn: As a North Bay CA person, I'm oblidged to root for the Warriors in Basketball and th Giants in Baseball
dippedfeathers: The world will end if the Browns win the super bowl
Mr_Horrible:
see, this cheese wouldn't work in a souls game
3schr: Or just roast any Washington team. I'm from both places, so they all apply
Lord_Hosk: Im a real big fan of the Washington Football team and the Utah Hockey team. I think every league should have a team that is just "Sport team" every season
salamisuperstar: I like the descriptive adjectives for the whistles on the CC
BrowneePointz: although I do like that regardless of affiliation most of Baseball fandom just were mega happy for the Cubs when they finally got the pennant again
gawag_: why does that one have a khopesh lol
RayFK: Mammoth
Mr_Horrible: @Lord_Hosk I'm still salty they finally changed from the placeholder "Washington Football Team"
dippedfeathers: Mammoth
BrowneePointz: probably a grain sickle
GasCityGaming: the Utah Fuckin God Damns
3schr: Mammoth (Singular)
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Utah Saints
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably have tusks in the logo
kynelwynn: Oh, and for hockey, gotta go Sharks
dippedfeathers: yeah the logos pretty cool
saucemaster5000: Utah is pretty. SLC is... not
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since tusks feature prominently in mammoths as an animal
salamisuperstar: The David Mamets
Vonbane: the home of the Mormons boring? nah
Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible Would you rather have their old name?
xantos69: SLC depressed me and I was on vacation there.
BrowneePointz: SLC is better than it used to be. the city owns the majority of itself now and not the LDS
Blakemcm: soaking
GasCityGaming: yeah, LOT of Mormons in Alberta
Natural_Ones_Only: Soaking
DrAegirinePyrope: Utah outside of the cities is beautiful. Did my field work for my master's degree there
raulghoulia: mormons soak
Mr_Horrible: @Natural_Ones_Only of course not. I wanted them to keep the placeholder instead of something boring like they settled on with "the Commanders"
saucemaster5000: It's mormon not Boremon
Vonbane: lol soaking
Vonbane: look it up
Lord_Hosk: Ben will say no more about mormans and high school
3schr: NCMOs - Non-Commital Make Outs
Natural_Ones_Only: @Mr_Horrible Thats a fair point
ContingentCat: Google it later Adam
gawag_: oh no...
The_Timo: OH NO
Vonbane: OMG
ButButTheJesus: thank you Adam, i dunno
Blakemcm: do not search it
GasCityGaming: yeah, don't
Juliamon: Do not search it
Natural_Ones_Only: Don't look it up
Mr_Horrible: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
the_walking: lol
MWGNZ:
terribleplan: Don't
BrowneePointz: It’s when two people lay on each other in a third person pushes them together
SnackPak_: coward
empyreon: nope nope nope
drcthulu: tainted knowledge
The_Timo: It's mormon loophole sex
JosephDeath: It's dumb and Mormons don't actually do it
BrowneePointz: To get past Mormon sex weird stuff
Vonbane: Adam can't handle that info
Mr_Horrible: it's Mormon cope for abstinence
betweenmyself: Mormons engage in Soaking because they believe they can get around loopholes against premarital sex
FlyboyZeb: The p just sits in the v with no movement. Soaks in there.
3schr: Do you know what a NCMO is?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Save you from yourself
Natural_Ones_Only: yes?
Blakemcm: sorry i opened the flood gate for soaking
the_walking: sex without motion
GasCityGaming: sexy times minus the moving
Mr_Horrible: and is more a meme than an actual phenomenon
Marvoleath: Sex minus the movement
salamisuperstar: I bet Wheeler knows
xantos69: G has kids. He clearly doesn't know.
Natural_Ones_Only: HR lawsuit incoming
Omnipotrevor: Mormons tend to be successful fantasy writers, from what I can tell
3schr: Highlight reel here we come!
DoctorHutch: Recently on a dropout episode so it's in chat's head
dippedfeathers: Adam plz no
Natural_Ones_Only: Please no
ghyllnox: He's married so he doesn't have to
EvilBadman: No forehead kisses before leaving
Lord_Hosk: You need help to soak its not a 2 person job
ghyllnox: You *can* but you don't have to
Vonbane: it does
Natural_Ones_Only: Well you can but you don't have to
terribleplan: You're married so you don't have to soak as an alternative
Stripe_dog: It is not sometihng so bad you can't google it
Juliamon: It's assisted sexytime
Vonbane: <message deleted>ask ChatGPT LUL
Blakemcm: oh... its a sexy time thing
NimrodXIV: Isn't the bed bouncing thing a different thing
GasCityGaming: it involves people jumping on the bed
ghyllnox: It's not not a sexytime thing
Diabore: @Juliamon pretty sure the assisted is a different word
Natural_Ones_Only: Its uhhhhh, monkeys on the bed
The_Timo: It's a loophole in their addled minds lol
awildshen: that is a Mike Haggar ass pipe
Blakemcm: its a loophole
LostThePirate: ^
saucemaster5000: the double kill rock!!!
Mr_Horrible: @awildshen Ellie got a goddamn infinite
The_Timo: Oh my buddy made Duck game, so good
SquareDotCube: Wow a return to Duck Game!
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Duck Game is consistently awesome
betweenmyself: Soaking: If we have premarital sex in a specific way, God isn’t allowed to be angry with us.
Diabore: winky face?
saucemaster5000: I am so dogshit at duckgame but it's great
Mr_Horrible: play Duck Game on CTS and if anyone gets a winstreak going Adam comes in to even the playing field
awildshen: @Mr_Horrible pipehittingfloor.wav
SquareDotCube: the trombone and drum kit
EvilBadman: What's your go to fuck costume
Natural_Ones_Only: "Friendslop"?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, you're a stage hazard
Mr_Horrible: that's why you level it out
EvilBadman: Duck costume lol Hanks autocorrect
Thefluffiestguineapig: You two should play Home ImprÖvization on CTS, it's the unofficial IKEA video game and it can be Co-op, with helping or hindering
BrowneePointz: god I love duck game and Gang Beasts/Party animals
Juliamon: oh my god Peej
BrowneePointz: Adam, I have watched those old streams that is BS
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman come on down to Hank's Autocorrect
Blakemcm: ellie is immune to bites and bullets
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH MAN
BrowneePointz: You are a menace affectionate
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam needs to be on next Gang Beasts
Diabore: "no ellie, dont fall down when youre shot"
EvilBadman: @juliamon I've trained my phone to fuck instead of duck apparently
BrowneePointz: Adam would love Party Animals
salamisuperstar: I think these games are just wiping out the remaining population of the earth
saucemaster5000: Those ikea meat balls slap so hard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz ^^^For real
Mr_Horrible: EvilBadman the rare instance where you actually *want* the classic reversal
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Lol
Juliamon: wow
ButButTheJesus: YAET
dippedfeathers: Ellie got momentum cancelled
ContingentCat: and if i wanted to do that I'd just stay home, wait no
Mr_Horrible:
because it's about Revenge, Adam 
raulghoulia: we are the walking of us
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's less interesting encounters
Thefluffiestguineapig: And you seem to get stuck way more
Scy_Anide: It's just Tomb Raider now
CaptainSpam: Maybe just once the zombies can be the damn monsters for a change, geez.
Mr_Horrible:
I'm saying that
Blakemcm: a LOT of people prefer the first one
salamisuperstar: "We ARE the Walking Dead" 😯
BrowneePointz: Actually, there’s been a bunch of sociologist that have done studies based on crisis moments and stuff like this doesn’t actually happen. Humanity actually sticks together.
ghyllnox: Didn't we find two of them dead?
saucemaster5000: this one def felt waaay too long to get to the good stuff
BrowneePointz: The whole tribalism people trying to kill each other is really only found in video games and movies
JessieImproved: @BrowneePointz Please, for the love of all, tell my Dad that
betweenmyself:
*knowing silence*
Blakemcm: Abby
Natural_Ones_Only: Abby
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz That's how we are literally wired, and that's how we survived. It's fascinating and that's why things like this feel so bad to play and make
ghyllnox: Ahh gotcha
Mr_Horrible: we found a photo of her after, like, 7 combat setpieces
Natural_Ones_Only: We'll be seeing a lot more of her later
ghyllnox: I thought Tommy killed two of them interrogating them
Mr_Horrible: Garen?
Mr_Horrible: Ellie shouting Demacia?
saucemaster5000: shephard
BrowneePointz: @jessieimproved i’d have to go find the studies again. But yeah, we are literally hardwired to come together and support each other even when crap goes wrong.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved There are a bunch of scientific articles about it if you want to look it up to show your Dad
Mr_Horrible:
good news: Neil's not a storywriter either
BrowneePointz: And evidence has supported that repeatedly during crisis situations
Blakemcm: yea this game always has an hour long podcast that plays before you begin
salamisuperstar: I wonder if you'll have to play as Abbey again?
dippedfeathers: Monsier Druckman
GasCityGaming: don't badmouth my dad
Mr_Horrible: no I just never remember how many consonants are in his last name
EvilBadman: Well the TV show skipped a lot of this Seattle open-world stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are wired to go into tribal mode, but we are not wired to inherently slaughter other groups
Larkonus: Sequels always have to deal with overcoming the novelty of the first game, so I have some sympathy for making them.
Mr_Horrible: so I cheat
GasCityGaming: MY dad is also named Neil
saucemaster5000: I have critiques of this story, and pacing was def one of them. (I do like this plot, but it's told in a weird way to make the drama more dramatic)
LostThePirate: @BrowneePointz I think the pandemic gave us quite a lot of data about what people do in a crisis, and a lot of them do really crappy things...
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
ghyllnox: Wtf
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
Nigouki: these games feel like they're made by someone who just wants to make movies but were forced in games instead, but unlike Kojima they don't have a good imagination
BusTed:
BrowneePointz: do you want us to refer to Neil Druckmann every time we talk about Neil Druckmann?
MacbethSeemsSus: Does the LRR wiki have a running list of things Adam will take a shot in the mouth from. If not it should.
Kramburger: Neil can get it?
ghyllnox: Yall have pics or....
Juliamon: that one gorilla
ghyllnox: That one gorilla
SnackPak_: I think Gumby was in there
saucemaster5000: mr tumnus???
ButButTheJesus: THAT Gorilla
Mr_Horrible: exclusive club
GasCityGaming: Gritty?
SquareDotCube: Mr. Clean
salamisuperstar: That one gorilla
far2muchsarcasm: Popcorn bucket
Thefluffiestguineapig: That one Gorilla
shendaras: Tony the Tiger..
ContingentCat: Bibimbam
saucemaster5000: tumnus is shooting blanks, sorry bud
BrowneePointz: @lostthepirate you’d think but still more outlier
Mr_Horrible: from a CAR????
neisan2112: Oh yeah the popcorn bucket
empyreon:
couchboyj: Is there a list of things Adam won't take a shot in the moth from? Might be a shorter list.
ContingentCat: the one fighting off 100 men lol
drcthulu: Harambe
BrowneePointz:
Gumby giving you the C- 
GasCityGaming: the one that fights 100 people
JessieImproved: you know that one
betweenmyself:
ghyllnox: Dickembe???
Thefluffiestguineapig: From the one image serage
Mr_Horrible: no, the gorilla that it took 100 guys to subdue
Thefluffiestguineapig: *search last week
saucemaster5000: I'd take chunky but not lanky
dippedfeathers: Dickenzian
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EvilBadman: The new Donkey Kong
Mr_Horrible: wait it doesn't let you use the melee weapon to break the glass?
ButButTheJesus: beeg lad
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman why'd they give him pants? He's the king of swing!
The_Timo: Heavy introduced, got it lol
Kramburger: I teched
Mr_Horrible: (I do actually like the new design, feels like a modern take on the ooooold old art)
Mr_Horrible: we did
Mr_Horrible: it was on the PSP
saucemaster5000: we did
salamisuperstar: So much for your melee build
SquareDotCube: on the PSP
BrowneePointz: hear me outs are always fun. my surface level easy mode is Leomon. that man is my husband
LostThePirate: We did though? For PSP
drcthulu: It got rerelease on gba
GasCityGaming: cause expedition 33 only just came out and revived turn based games /s
saucemaster5000: tactics the rare GOOD ff
Karimsicle: I love that I'm just slightly ahead of y'all in game so that I can watch spoiler free. I died to that boss a few times then finally landed that shot
NotCainNorAbel: Because it would make people happy
voren_chalco: @Mr_Horrible The PSP isn't real
Mr_Horrible: it's a good'un
SquareDotCube: to be fair, Tactics Ogre got a remaster
lamina5432: vita is the best handheld
ButButTheJesus: its on apple store too but yeah I wanna get PS Trophies for it
DaFhaye: Magic the gathering is the best Final Fantasy now
BrowneePointz: Square played very Koi on releases for quite some time. It is only recently they started doing rereleases in a timely fashion.
Mr_Horrible: as a blitzball enjoyer: Real
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't G play six?
BrowneePointz: WHAT
saucemaster5000: 6 is my favorite
BrowneePointz: 6 is SO GOOD
DaFhaye: 6 is the best
Natural_Ones_Only: Graham?
ButButTheJesus: FF6 Play it Forward when?
Kramburger: Graham?
salamisuperstar: I liked 15, but it was for sure flawed
EvilBadman: No one has played six? Criminals
ghizmou: 6 is also my favorite
betweenmyself: Yeah, big ups to Kefka
ButButTheJesus: 6 was my first and still my nostalgia fave
Mr_Horrible: I mean, fair
SquareDotCube: 6 is where you suplex the train
BrowneePointz: Beeeeeen you should try 6 and 9!
MWGNZ: 6 is great
Diabore: i imagine jacob 100% has but he will chew through concrete to play the 14 deck
GasCityGaming: I tried them, could never get into them
SquareDotCube: and everyone can wear cool glasses
Omnipotrevor: I've got 13 on steam, but for some reason it doesn't work
Mr_Horrible: it's still good, imo
ButButTheJesus: yes it holds up
Octonomicon: 13 is kind of forgetable
BrowneePointz: 6 totally holds up
saucemaster5000: it..... MOSTLY holds up, playing it recently
ButButTheJesus: still a masterpiece imo
BrowneePointz: a snes era GEM
empyreon: 9 is still my fave
KeytarCat: 4 6 and 9 are really good
EvilBadman: My FF blind spots are 10 and 13.
MrSarkhan: 16 was amazing
salamisuperstar: You prefer your fantasies to not be the last one?
Octonomicon: I'm playing 6 now, it definitely holds up
ShaneLeeAtk: I replay 6 once a year
raulghoulia: you are a saga
EvilBadman: 16 is an action game with Final Fantasy tropes
betweenmyself: wouldn’t mind an HD-2D remake of FF6
Omnipotrevor: I'm still waiting on 7 Remake Part 3.
saucemaster5000: it plays so much faster than most modern rpgs
ButButTheJesus: I'd say for real
Diabore: does it hold up like legend of dragoon holds up?
Mr_Horrible: then you probably wouldn't like it as much? I don't understand the question
BrowneePointz: for a SNES game, it stills holds up real well
PipeSmokingOwl: well not liking a whole genre shouldnt have any impact on "does it hold up"
ButButTheJesus: I never remember grinding in it
DaFhaye: 6 was not grindy
Mr_Horrible: like you're saying "would I like this if I don't like it?"
Octonomicon: I love JRPGs, but it's not a grind if you dont want to
saucemaster5000: 6 moved very quick
LosSpikey: Pixel remaster are great port for those old Final Fantasy
salamisuperstar: I think FF7 is better than the remake, and that has a lot of reading
terribleplan: This looks like a fight arena...
Nigouki: FF6 has some of the most amazing music a SNES could produce, the final boss fight track is like 20min long
lamina5432: good turn based systems are fun just rare
Raincoast_Bear: Hi there Super Let's Nope Bros! How are the spooky mushroom zombies, tonight?
betweenmyself: Does it hold up? You fight an octopus in the rafters of an opera house to prevent him from spoiling a performance. Of COURSE it holds up.
shendaras: 566 parries
MacbethSeemsSus: I still miss proper turn based Paper Mario
trebuchetboy: Im so sad I only have my laptop and its good but not Expedition 33 good
BrowneePointz: duuuude if you like expedition 33 Ben you gotta try the Mario & Luigi games!
Diabore: now hes fighting sprong at level 26~
Omnipotrevor: I also need to play the Bravely sequels at some point. I did enjoy Default
SquareDotCube: once you get the good magic 6 is pretty trivial once you learn the cheese strats
Kramburger: Gamer?
Mr_Horrible: it's just a really solid wheel
dragonwarrior000: Hard time recommending Super Robot Wars when all the cutscenes are so long
Mr_Horrible: from known wheel makers
GasCityGaming: I just used gun
Stripe_dog: I'm playing Blue Prince RIGHT NOW
neisan2112: I'm playing it right now lol
lamina5432: blue prince is deep as someone whos watched
Darleysam: Avowed is a good, solid action RPG. Fun combat, good story.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sarah_Serinde is really into it
raulghoulia: fairy flies
letsbelgo: great game
BrowneePointz: it’s getting a remaster soon
EvilBadman: Blue Prince is a pack a notebook in real life
Mr_Horrible: the combat is pretty customizable for a more "traditional-feeling" JRPG, yeah
awildshen: built in fast forward is the best thing
letsbelgo: thats what you do
letsbelgo: then you can skip a lot and just fight bosses
letsbelgo: pretty nice
Mr_Horrible: no?
EvilBadman: If you want a weird turn based rpg, either of the Like A Dragon Yakuza games
DaFhaye: Some people like the grind tho
neisan2112: Like when I would stick a coin in the stick on my 3DS to go in circles hatching Eggs in X/Y
saucemaster5000: RPGs with low numbers are soooo goood
gawag_: i had that realization today about AAA rpgs for me as I once again failed to get into BG3
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 Paper Mario Ass "oh my god that dealt 9 damage I'm gonna fucking die"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah I think certain kinds of setups having those kinds of accessibilities are very good
GasCityGaming: Can't WAIT for you to start South of Midnight Ben, it's SO good!
Kramburger: Darhk wadder
Kramburger: Glass shark
BrowneePointz: but yea if you like Expedition 33 I highly recommend the Mario & Luigi series(most of them)
dragonwarrior000: I actually didn't like Sea of Stars because it felt like leveling wasn't worth my time
Omnipotrevor: Tommy loosened them up for her
Diabore: this one girl has taken out like 13% of the population so far
EvilBadman: So this group is in a scrap with the WLFs. They also slaughtered a buncha WLFs at the TV station
JessieImproved: Ellie may be immune to the fungus, but like, not giardia I bet
The_Timo: Oh I forgot about this
terribleplan: And they're in a war with those other people, and some dude showed up and blew up one of their trucks, and...
BrowneePointz: I really, really like south of midnight. I’m very excited to see you play through it.
BrowneePointz: It’s Southern Gothic
KeytarCat: hah, PSP!
raulghoulia: psp doesn't exist my ass
GasCityGaming: Creole Mythology things, it's great
ButButTheJesus: Vita
EvilBadman: I just beat South of Midnight. It is real goddamn cool
Vonbane: Vita
The_Timo: You can look at what she's playing
Mr_Horrible: ARPG in the Bayou
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Yeh I wa specifically thinking of TTYD. Played it last year and goddamn the difference between 1 and 2 points of dam?
lamina5432: vita all the way
letsbelgo: that sucks
Stripe_dog: Hey, free PSP
betweenmyself: “I didn’t save… my game…”
Mr_Horrible: you know that track
The_Timo: Hotline Miami
terribleplan: Hotline
goombalax: Hotline Miami
letsbelgo: hotline
niccus: the We Happy Few devs finally made another game and it's got critical acclaim
ButButTheJesus: if you zoom it on it, yeah Hotline Miami and it says "You died" or whatever
salamisuperstar: That OST was a banger
niccus: vita means death...
Diabore: i know i stabbed you in the throat, good choice in game
Mr_Horrible: @niccus what an incredible trajectory, honestly
The_Timo: PSP was made by Nokia in this universe
letsbelgo: your dad should be a coke up animal head criminal then
BrowneePointz: but yea I was really chuffed playing South of Midnight and I’m excited to see what you think of it.
Mr_Horrible: just in a quagmire forever for mid, then they were like "wait we can just make something cool"
salamisuperstar: That's why it was so expensive
Blakemcm: i need to replay hotline miami
terribleplan: Wow, indestructible. Please please please buy one.
Mr_Horrible: South of Midnight is the same folks
BrowneePointz: Yep
raulghoulia: that's what the humvess in Afganistan were made of
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was really meh
MacbethSeemsSus: I really enjoyed Yahtzee's review, he spent the first minute just reminding people they made We Happy Few
Kramburger: We happy few, the game that dares to ask the question 'what if taking medication was bad?'
EvilBadman: @browneepointz I am so mad the songs don't show in captions
SquareDotCube: We Happy Few attracted the wrong crowd for what it was
salamisuperstar: Game devs need to cool it with the crafting
BrowneePointz: it made me desperately wish for more Southern Gothic media
brainbosh: I remember WHF having a not great start
Mr_Horrible: Alice Madness Returns beat them to the punch by a decade
Mr_Horrible:
sounds fuckin woke to me, brother
Mr_Horrible: I'd def pick up South of Midnight if I weren't finally getting through some backlog right now
BrowneePointz: I mean, the main character is half black so the Internet shitheads were already pretty pissed about it
Mr_Horrible: it looks real damn cool
betweenmyself: Dammit Ben! You killed Mila. Now we’ll miss out on her complex and rich character growth.
EvilBadman: South is pretty quick game too. Probably like 5 eps for ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was fun, weird but fun
goombalax: I watched Alex play all the way through Alice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he did a super high end cosplay of that Alice at DB too
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax It was an awesome playthrough yeah
Mr_Horrible:
damn, Ben, I don't remember this much dedication to dog pacifism in RE4
MacbethSeemsSus: Quite milking it Amir
raulghoulia: that dog must feel so bad
shendaras: all the scream budget used right in this scene
Diabore: jesus
Nigouki: literally just ate your face
DrAegirinePyrope: The extended death scream makes a bit more sense for the fire death than the shot in the head death
ghyllnox: Urgh
Mr_Horrible:
these ones are infected with IDEOLOGY, Ben
Nigouki: @Mr_Horrible this
betweenmyself: *screenshot of that death* When your doggo goes in for the smooch with bad breath.
salamisuperstar: That dog was posting some fucked up shit on Twitter
ContingentCat: Nah dogs don't take in ideology, that's why police dogs are still good boys
goombalax: Milkshake Dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: The heavy breathing is ridiculous
raulghoulia: which button on the controller is W
MacbethSeemsSus: Break time
MWGNZ:
gawag_: i will say for how repetitive the gameplay is, the violence always hits
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ContingentCat Correct, their people's stupid moronic stuff is not their fault
LostThePirate:
gawag_: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: SIGH
lamina5432:
EvilBadman: Dog idealogy
The_Timo: Held W too long
CaptainSpam: You held W too long.
betweenmyself: somewhere a counter ticks up by one
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
trebuchetboy: Too many dogs
ButButTheJesus: remastered
trebuchetboy: send that
GasCityGaming: Ooo the shift-enter, very nice
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: to throw them off
ContingentCat: gotta get that pacing right
ButButTheJesus: for the bit
CaptainSpam: "Also, please like, share, and subscribe to the LoadingReadyRun Twitch channel."
kynelwynn: Peak passive aggressive, Adam
ghyllnox: Yeah, it's the spacing that's weird
Kramburger: SIR, I noticed with some displeasure that your game crashed.
calculated_uncertainties: I had to go offline for 20 minutes and now we're not gaming? What happened?
MacbethSeemsSus: This is going to come across like a Joker note.
xantos69: End it with "ASL"
betweenmyself: “hugs and kisses, Ben and Adam (mostly Adam)”
ghizmou: pls attach screenshot of a hot pocketà
ContingentCat:
perfect
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Mr_Horrible: are you really trying?
terribleplan: Says the guy who pissed on him
LostThePirate: Care to enlighten us low-res viewers what that was?
SnackPak_: narc'd on his coke habit
ghyllnox: Is it because you tried to get him off cocaine?
niccus: what if paul starts getting spam mail from this
empyreon:
LostThePirate: 360 babyyyyyyy
ButButTheJesus: @LostThePirate woo happy 20th birthday!
Thefluffiestguineapig: When you need a back up game because your main game might just keep crashing on you
MacbethSeemsSus: What should we teach Adam when they get back from break?
saucemaster5000: alright I'm ordering pizza -- first 3 toppings named I'm putting it on
niccus: anchovies
Mazrae: Jalapeño
Natural_Ones_Only: Fred
letsbelgo: water asmr
letsbelgo: wasmr
Vonbane: olives
saucemaster5000: I was with you till fred, my pizzeria does not carry fred
Natural_Ones_Only: @saucemaster5000 Then get fred
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LostThePirate:
But yeah, my spouse buys new games fairly often and streams everything HD, and we have a data cap, soooo I just stream everything at 360p because my vision is crappy enough it doesn't make much difference
spurius: they do
GasCityGaming: they work enough
Natural_Ones_Only: They do
saucemaster5000: works on my parents all the time
Mazrae: @saucemaster5000 can it get delivered by a Fred
Mr_Horrible: they should be telling you Dear Adameficiary
ContingentCat: Old people fall for them
Diabore: if they didnt work theyd stop doing them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate My internet is just shit so I also stream in 360 so it doesn't crash constantly
GasCityGaming: used to work at geeksquad, they work a lot
ghyllnox: They do, it's a tactic to only rope in easy marks
Kramburger: They make them bad on purpose so if someone replies they know that they're nieve
terribleplan: Supposedly it's a self-selection thing. If you aren't smart enough to see through it, that's who they want
Vonbane: she single?
NotCainNorAbel: that one is real
saucemaster5000: locked in on anchovy jalapeno olive. Actually sound damn good
Kramburger: Dr Jill Bide?n
quigonginnjuice: They got my uncle for 10k
niccus: they don't have to be, email is free so you only need a small hit rate
ContingentCat: What if though?
EvilBadman: What's her name
MacbethSeemsSus: The new "you have unpaid tolls" texts are really annoying
saucemaster5000: I get celebrity texts for political donations that start "This is George Clooney"
Natural_Ones_Only: We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
gualdhar: yeah dude, I'm Joe Biden's wife, I've been trying to give you that money
GasCityGaming: The jail scam almost got my grandma
GasCityGaming: I get those ALL the time
DrAegirinePyrope: yup
mtgsteph: yuo
Quiscula: They also only need to get a handful of people to make a profit on a automatic email list.
ContingentCat: I hate those
LostThePirate: My brother in law lost like $70k usd to crypto scams
saucemaster5000: They text faux bridge tolls here
mtgsteph: toll roads too
teaspoonC: Lately it's been "you have overdue tolls"
GasCityGaming: they're.... they're illegal now
Diabore: theyre already illegal
ContingentCat: well you've got my vote
TheNextPaige: oh yeah, I get those a lot
ghyllnox: I've got news for you
gawag_: those are the only scams that have been close to getting me. which probably means i need to stop ordering so much shit online
Kramburger: I get calls from the 'Chinese Consulate' because I used to live in the unofficial asian part of my city
terribleplan: Hello sir you USPS package has deliver dudties due please click here to paying them. Thank you for choosing USPS for your services.
ButButTheJesus: @teaspoonC SAME
micalovits: Think about how many people voted for Trump... The level is not high
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goombalax: I got one that said INHERITANCE/EARNINGS like they were trying to cover their bases
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xantos69: The thing is, we know where those scammers are located. We just choose to not solve it with a drone strike.
betweenmyself:
the number of people posing as Liam Neeson, scamming old lonely widowers out of their money os absolutely crazy
spo8n: Mr Adam if you are elected president of the world will you build a cannon to launch people into the sun?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't even have enough money for all my bills reliably
TheNextPaige: I also get a bunch of texts saying “you owe tolls”
teaspoonC: There *are* websites where you can actually for real check and see if the government has $20 they owe you or whatever
Mazrae: @saucemaster5000 you got to let us know how the pizza turns out
Natural_Ones_Only: Now with 100% more gas leak
teaspoonC: (they're govt websites)
betweenmyself:
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
ContingentCat: ah the internet sure is a thing
DrAegirinePyrope: Can you really guarantee that?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
teaspoonC: Good for you Adam, socials ain't worth it
DaFhaye: Never make promises you can't keep
BrowneePointz: I rather enjoy Bluesky
niccus: less implied clown genitalia, more explicit clown genitalia
teaspoonC: Truuee I forgot about your job lol
JessieImproved:
@niccus 
raulghoulia: no really what did that lady just spray?
gawag_: i recently started an app limiter and its so great
goombalax: @Nigouki tapeworm
BrowneePointz: I’m not and so I have to use socials *rimshot for the self deprecating joke*
Thefluffiestguineapig: I stopped using socials because my therapist and psychiatrist said it would help with containing panic attacks and they were right, even though I've also probably lost job opportunities and networking
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Diabore: guess this is where the game ends then
MacbethSeemsSus: My brother just sent me a ChatGPT prompt telling him how to cook spaghetti in gasoline.
raulghoulia: ill put you on second monitor
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm pretty smarth
betweenmyself:
Adam’s abstaining from social media explains his limited knowledge on Showbiz Pizza and Charles Entertainment Cheese Ltd.
I_Am_Clockwork: dammit
ButButTheJesus:
xantos69: Good point Adam. Whatever you say Streamer.
schordash:
avoid the dog, ben!! 
EvilBadman: If your socials don't have an actual email address, I am not contacting you for my marketing campaigns. Full stop.
aClonedPickle: we'll know. that you used the Farm Upstate cheat item
BrowneePointz: hey, I may be an idiot but I’m no moron!
quigonginnjuice: What if you just pet the dog with the axe?
The_Timo: It's verts and pixels lol you'll be fine
niccus: just pause and hand the controller to adam, and then hand it back
schordash:
serramarkov: My work has gotten phone calls saying they have a technician on site and they're going to turn off our power in 15 minutes if we don't pay up. I can see our junction box, so I'm always, "No- he's at the wrong place, that's not ours! No money for you."
saucemaster5000: a dogs only no zombie no humans run
Omnipotrevor: Is killing the dog's owners, leaving them to mourn their humans, really that much better?
betweenmyself: to be fair, you could kill the game doggo without cutting away, have it clipped and featured on the weekly highlights and the chances my tiny mind would recognize what happened is 50/50, tops
EvilBadman: I monitor our brands socials and Twitter is, impossibly more bot ridden than you can imagine
ghyllnox: There's a lot of Danas here huh
Earthenone: !quote dana
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MacbethSeemsSus: I worry I don't connect enough on Linkedin, but it's all bots now too.
couchboyj: Bots, nazis, and nazi bots
betweenmyself: if it makes you feel better, they don’t give the dogs names (abjectly false) so you won’t feel bad if you do it
Karimsicle: omg the head tap lmao
xantos69: I don't. I have never once had a single social media account. Nobody is making you.
goombalax: addiction mostly
teaspoonC: Addiction is a helluva drug
Karimsicle: AY YO
Nigouki: ahahahahaha
Vonbane: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
MWGNZ:
salamisuperstar:
Darleysam: I'm coming round to the idea that social media's like unhealthy food. It's fine, just.. try to vary it around a bit. Don't live on it.
WiJohn: Welp
CaptainSpam: Gottem
dippedfeathers: so is cocaine
betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles
xantos69: Well time to start this game over.
Blakemcm: yip yelp
Juliamon: GAME HOW DARE
Kipstar: monster
WiJohn: o7
RelwinEJ: Vicious
GasCityGaming:
underhill33: you got got
The_Timo: Look what you've done
ghyllnox: BEN HOW COULD YOU
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MWGNZ: got mixxed
raulghoulia: im wheezing
ItsThugDimmadome: Fbtouchdown
Vonbane: goin to hell now for sure
Nigouki: holy shit this is beautiful because you could see it coming
goombalax: ding dong the dog is dead
The_Timo: That doesn't undo it
thaigeprime: things can be useful and enjoyable while still having things worth criticizing
schordash:
ButButTheJesus: and now you have to do it again
Thefluffiestguineapig: When did it quick save?
The_Timo: clip incomin
CaptainSpam: Those universes still exist, Ben!
patrick_stonecrusher:
Karimsicle: Mash slinging Slasher
raulghoulia: activate instant kill
Marvoleath:
Juliamon: BEAR!!!!
schordash:
MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere, John Wick activates
underhill33:
Blakemcm: broi is locked in
the_walking: wtf
thaigeprime: hello highlight reel
ButButTheJesus: NOT BEAR
ItsThugDimmadome: Known Dog-Hater Ben Ulmer
betweenmyself: welp, that bandaid came off rather fast didn’t it?
salamisuperstar: Slippery slope indeed
Karimsicle: grazed his ear?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you manually save in a different place?
Blakemcm: that guys neck meat blocked the shot
thaigeprime:
ben taking off the weighted training moral highground
Vonbane: exsqueeze me? baking powder?
ghyllnox: Now get the dog with the pick
terribleplan: Something something pissbox's hit.
schordash:
aClonedPickle: well don't pause on it
SnackPak_:
raulghoulia: that poor dog
Vonbane: ben hates dogs confirmed
ghyllnox: Damnb
CaptainSpam: MORE CANINE CARNAGE
ButButTheJesus: hey Ben! this game is brutally violent!
betweenmyself: Ben has a reaction
salamisuperstar: I thought the dog stole your pickaxe for a second
raulghoulia: cant wait for the super cut in the highlight reel
Karimsicle: Im dead
niccus: hm.
DaFhaye: That weapon would suck to use
betweenmyself: remember, the poor devs who had to model humans being exploded had to model Ben murdering dogs as well
ghyllnox: Now knife it
DaFhaye: Damn. Killed it with out a second thought
Nigouki: damnit Ben, I've laughed myself into a coughing fit
thaigeprime: the real horror was all the dogs we had to kill along the way
trebuchetboy: bro keeps bum rushing people with guns
DrSoupPHD:
Just got back from rehearsal, what up stinkies
thaigeprime: what you cant adam?
DrSoupPHD: how'd you know
Vonbane: blanket content warning: Ben might obliterate a dog.
ghyllnox: @DrSoupPHD We
Dog_of_Myth:
ghyllnox: We're killing dogs
raulghoulia: or vice versa
saucemaster5000: better stinky thinky than stinky winky
betweenmyself: Revenge of the Doggos
DrSoupPHD: u rite
SnackPak_: stinky code
thaigeprime: so much dog murder this stream, in both senses
BrowneePointz: chat, get it straight we aren’t killing dogs. We are killing dog, singular, repeatedly.
ItsThugDimmadome: Stinky recognize stinky
salamisuperstar: These guys sure are screaming a lot for being shot in the head
DaFhaye: But don't you call us stinky?
betweenmyself: A doggo so niceX Ben killed them twi- three… I’ve list count honestly
thaigeprime: BEN
DrSoupPHD: @DaFhaye HEY YEA
GasCityGaming: not even once
BusTed:
BrowneePointz: God, that would smell awful
DrSoupPHD: Hang on a tick
ButButTheJesus: it me, have steemk
niccus: that dog is going to die every possible death by the time this segment's done
Diabore: ROLL THE CLIPS
Omnipotrevor: the floor is lava, that barks
Thefluffiestguineapig: To the quote data base
spo8n: last tuesday
Marvoleath: !findquote stinky
LRRbot: Quote #8258: "Nothing in the rules says I can't cover up Paul completely with my stinky chicken tarp." —Adam [2022-10-02]
saucemaster5000: SLAMS DOWN GIANT FOLDER
thaigeprime: we could literally make one right now
EvilBadman: No but Jordynne will find them for highlights
drcthulu: you just gave us one
awildshen: queue youtube video of all the times he's called us stinky
GasCityGaming: !findquote Stinky
LRRbot: Quote #3298: "I'm stinky now! Why am I stinky?!" —Alex [2016-08-24]
Diabore: @thaigeprime he goalposted and said "before now"
PipeSmokingOwl: Jordynne! Vindicate us!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne is on the side of comedy
DrSoupPHD: !findquote stinkies
thaigeprime: We will see you in highlight reel court good sir
BrowneePointz: Adams fan base is non-famous lesbians
micalovits: !findquote stinkies
LRRbot: Quote #5728: "Finally, we don't have to play as those stinky heroes!" —Bengineering [2019-01-16]
betweenmyself: in the name of comedy Jordynne would cave in your dog-like skulls with the giant hammer of clips
CaptainSpam: So... why are we going around murdering a lot of people and even more dogs?
micalovits: Damn, Ben is the Stinky
BrowneePointz: I meant to put capitalize it for the bit
BrowneePointz: but iPhone stuffed me
goombalax: tight
ghyllnox: "Was that her?" *immediately turns his back*
salamisuperstar: Nice head, I think I'll take it
BrowneePointz: That’s no way to get ahead in life
Nigouki: @CaptainSpam Because "mature" games are meant to be misery porn with lots of avoidable violence
ButButTheJesus: game mechanics? like crafting? stealth? switching weapons? nah we don't need those
CaptainSpam: Look, not engaging with the mechanics of the game is Wiggins's bit. Don't let him catch you muscling in on his turf.
DrAegirinePyrope: how are they alive? How is Ellie alive?
raulghoulia: you've killed like 30 people in 15 minutes
saucemaster5000: wdym sekiro arm scholar?
EvilBadman: Reading is not a game mechanic
gualdhar: wrong
trebuchetboy: @raulghoulia More like 3 people over and over again over 15 min
DoctorHutch: Chat's thing is to thing only certain people can have things
schordash:
yo~
gualdhar: love ya both
SnackPak_: there is overlap
Natural_Ones_Only: I do
saucemaster5000: I... watch both of yahs
thaigeprime: success
Vonbane:
i watch you guys and Wheeler
saucemaster5000: wtf do I do?
schordash:
sauce is everywhere
DrSoupPHD: mmmm gamer koolaid
SnackPak_: what flavor is Adam kool-aid?
betweenmyself: phew, now that that’s over *immediately jumped by fifty dogs*
thaigeprime: what flavor is adam koolaid
DrAegirinePyrope: made it with zero doggos killed?
ghyllnox: Where does the Kool-Aid come out?
BrowneePointz: I literally watch both of you. But yeah, Matt’s schtick is learning just enough of the game to find the way to avoid the game mechanics for the rest of the game lol
ButButTheJesus: ew
Kramburger: Yeah, it's Flavor-Aid
xantos69: Would that be called "Gamer-Ade"?
salamisuperstar: As long as it's not warm-aid
ItsThugDimmadome: AdamKool Aid got me into SF6
EvilBadman: The Adam Koolaid is the Post-dunk Sour Cream
goombalax: never killed a dog one time
terribleplan: That one time was an alternate universe...
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam Kool Aid also got me in the gym
niccus: it's more of a koolickle
public_key_reveal_party: I think Adam Koolaid is getting interested in fighting games
betweenmyself: …… no?
Vonbane: nah
schordash:
DrSoupPHD: Clown-Bologna flavored
Vonbane: nah bro
BusTed:
ghyllnox:
micalovits: Naaah, you sell used cars
SnackPak_: nah dawg
BrowneePointz: I’m Ron Burgundy?
betweenmyself: nah man, nah. you’re… good
Going_Medium: Your more of a snake oil representative offering an investment opportunity.
BrowneePointz: hit em with the Ian McDiarmid
raulghoulia: you two are both Goofus and both Gallant
terribleplan: SnakeCoin
BrowneePointz: I AM ALL THE SITH (words I can’t believe uttered in a sw movie)
Vonbane: Goofalant?
DrSoupPHD: Gallus
neisan2112: It is a good day
niccus: two goofuses and one gallant between the two
micalovits: Movie logic
betweenmyself: the dichotomy that is the Let’s Nope team… they exist in a hyper-position between Goofus and Gallant
DrSoupPHD: She's immune
BrowneePointz: how did they not hear John McLane
CaptainSpam: Like, does this organization employ the entirety of the surviving population of North America besides you? Is that how they have so many people for you to kill?
Blakemcm: la li lu le lo?
terribleplan: Ellie: "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like"
saucemaster5000: seattle has good restaurants
The_Timo: communities would form
Scy_Anide: So you can depopulate them
betweenmyself: because there’s safety in numbers… Except when Elli e is around
raulghoulia: A weapon to surpass The Last of Us 2 Remaster
BrowneePointz: there’s enough people still alive for there to be a remnant government in major cities
salamisuperstar: There WERE thousands of people alive, until you got here
Diabore: i want joel back
dippedfeathers: @Diabore Joel is a nice upstate farm, we're going there next
Nigouki: dont get within CQC range stupid
betweenmyself: @diabore don’t worry, once Ellie kills everyone we’ll find Joel had just gone down to the corner store for bread all along
Thefluffiestguineapig: My dude, that is not the thing to engage with right now
Nigouki: bah
gawag_: played like a damn fiddle
schordash: i mayyy have just shot her as soon as she asked the first question
solarsheeptoken: wow same as show
RelwinEJ: Parkour
Blakemcm: she rubberbanding like a mario cart
raulghoulia: Red Room!
ghyllnox:
Natural_Ones_Only: Uh oh! Spores!
schordash:
Blakemcm: dontchu know about me... im immune
BusTed: what's wrong, not immune?
Nigouki: hello spores
micalovits: Shroom time!
kimmibeans: I had to deal with my mother-in-law, what did I miss?
SnackPak_:
gawag_: oh baby a triple
ghyllnox: POG
spo8n: threefer!
schordash:
BusTed:
Blakemcm: they are living ontop of a nest?
BrowneePointz: I think it’s a testament to how damn good Ashley Johnson is as an actress that she was able to do this incredible performance while going through hell at home with an abusive PoS Fiancée
terribleplan: This seems like it might lead to a certain reveal...
schordash:
why are there so many shelves in this bitch??
Omnipotrevor: I mean, she's basically dead now anyway, however far away she runs
terribleplan: Also why were they letting such a massive infection live literally right under their feet?
schordash:
Blakemcm: Jorl's a bitch huh?
CaptainSpam: Ellie, she's just not that into you, come on.
Scy_Anide: That's supposed to get through to Ellie after she just got done murdering like 60 people?
ghyllnox: Him? Hon this girl has killed soooo many people to get to this point
schordash:
Nigouki: just leave her to turn
lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers
DaFhaye: Ellie kinda sucks
CaptainSpam:
@Scy_Anide And all those dogs, don't forget them.
BrowneePointz: Ellie is going through grief
Blakemcm: Abby kinda sucks. ellie is bae
BrowneePointz: you don’t make rational choices when grieving
Natural_Ones_Only: Dig two graves?
salamisuperstar: Also, they're in an apocalypse
betweenmyself:
Let’s wait until the credits roll before we determine who sucks and who doesn’t
saucemaster5000: yeah but revenge is quicker than moving on
BrowneePointz: Abby doesn’t suck either.
DaFhaye: Dad kinda had it coming
DrAegirinePyrope: Abby killed Ellie's dad cause Ellie's dad killed Abby's dad so Ellie's trying to kill Abby. It's all very circular
xantos69: When you walk halfway across the country to kill a guy for a thing from 5 years ago... You can't really claim the high ground when somebody does the exact same thing back to you.
schordash:
"okay"
ItsThugDimmadome: Ellie, wearing an iced out crown of thorns: "I grieve different"
BusTed: It is not a spoiler
SxySamurai: Thank you for playing this as I have no desire/refuse to play the sequel
Blakemcm: its not a spoiler thats all part one stuf
Omnipotrevor: I mean, we already knew from game one that Joel did every bad thing the people you were killing did.
DrAegirinePyrope: Fair, sorry. It shouldn't be for this game
GasCityGaming: !spoiler
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DrAegirinePyrope: It's purely to this game, but apologies anyways
gualdhar: but what about the thing that goes on a trunk of a car?
Blakemcm: its all from the end of part 1
DaFhaye: Yeah that was the end of part one
MacbethSeemsSus: Spoiler: Ben killed a dog
EvilBadman: @blakemcm The specifics have not been revealed in this game yet.
ghyllnox: "We tried to euthanize a kid while playing doctor and her dad got mad and killed a lot of people, what a jerk"
Blakemcm: they are mad about the doctors
schordash: joel woulda done the same
Blakemcm: thats it
Omnipotrevor: Yeah, Joel killed plenty of other people before that who could be mad at him
micalovits: Plenty of dead dads due to Joel
schordash:
in fact, it's crazy that there were survivors who could identify him
salamisuperstar: She kind of made it seem like she was mad about the lack of cure, since she recognized Ellie, but I haven't played this game
shendaras: I mean, I don't think Joel lied very well
ghyllnox: OH
EvilBadman: She suspected and confronted Joel during last flashback
xantos69: Branding matters dude.
shendaras: I'm glad the graphics designers still have a place.
Blakemcm: the art majors
Diabore: freelance taggers
EvilBadman: Graphic Design is my passion, after living
saucemaster5000: It's one of the first stencils they give new recruits
raulghoulia: like you don't have circles and arrows spray painted around the office
betweenmyself: every faction has an aspiring Banksy
calculated_uncertainties: Every apocalypse needs a graphic designer
Going_Medium: Oh, that's Steve. We don'
MacbethSeemsSus: Marketing departments are immortal
The_Timo: They all vote, and there's some people who are mad "I liked the other one"
Going_Medium: t trust him with a gun...
DaFhaye: I don't know who it is but there name is probably steve
ghyllnox: Oh they're mad about him killing *one specific doctor*
ghyllnox: And not a ton of people
XombieMagic: OH NO
ghyllnox: Yeahhhh
betweenmyself: confrontation, part deux
Kipstar: the ONLY person who knows about vaccines
Brozard: ooo, replay scenematic
kimmibeans: I'm sorry, that's effing BS that he's the only one that could have made a vaccine
schordash:
XombieMagic: this scene is so brutal
spo8n: replay cinematic?
lochnessseammonster:
XombieMagic: @kimmibeans the only one they know of
ButButTheJesus: @ghyllnox still spoilers!
calculated_uncertainties: Replay, replay, replay!
saucemaster5000: "I wanted THREE CIRCLES!"
terribleplan: The only one the know is alive at least
The_Timo: LEFT ALIVE?! Maybe lol
Natural_Ones_Only: That they know of
terribleplan: *they
Vonbane:
i couldn't
MacbethSeemsSus: "Fireflies a stupid name Dave"
drcthulu: it's also bullshit that they had to kill Ellie to make the vaccine
ghyllnox: @ButButTheJesus They just said! I haven't watched any of this show or played the game, and I'm not guessing
betweenmyself: one of the founders liked that song of being swarmed by a bajillion fireflies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there's never ONLY one of anything
Kipstar: the virus also destroyed all written records of health medecine
EvilBadman: It's the hope that kills
lochnessseammonster:
salamisuperstar: A lot of MAYBES from these Fireflies
Natural_Ones_Only: @drcthulu Well they needed a thing in her brain
DaFhaye: Do you think they go through bad ones?
rosesmcgee: Again, if you have the resources to create the infrastructure to make a vaccine you have also rebuilt society
dippedfeathers: I feel like the surgeon wouldn't be the same guy to develop the vaccine
calculated_uncertainties: @macbethseemssus brown coats forever
ButButTheJesus: @ghyllnox sorry you're right, I missed it
brainbosh: Yeah, thye *first thing* they wer trying was killing her
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Oh man, the bad science is SO BAD
Blakemcm: yea Joel was justified. fireflies were bullshit
JosephDeath: I would have been on team Firefly if they had talked to her about it first. They never asked her
kimmibeans: Sorry, this is my professional field and this whole thing makes me want to make a power point lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: And now there's ONLY ONE GUY
Nigouki: i'm honestly wondering if it's only the US that ever descends into chaos with every zombie apocalypse due to overabundance of guns and toxic individualism culture
The_Timo: To get the best sample of her immunity
Blakemcm: the premise of this whole sequel is shakey
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans I will join you on this hill to die on
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans oh heck I'm sorry
Blakemcm: did all the books dissapear?
terribleplan: Well, I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas. Might as well kill this kid with a very overprotective "father".
Diabore: @Nigouki everyone else sitting back and watching
MacbethSeemsSus: He just didn't want to admit he barely got his doctorate
Brozard: I mean, maybe the only person with the knowledge, and the experience, and the research, and the access to equipment, and the power to run it, and
micalovits: And no one downloaded wikipedia
Natural_Ones_Only: To be fair a lot of outbreaks started in hospitals
Thefluffiestguineapig: BUT IT'S NOT
kimmibeans: @ButButTheJesus I literally teach it *cry laughing emoji*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the fungus cannot exist outside a human host
The_Timo: But yeah seemed extreme lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: So if it dies then you're fucked
EvilBadman: This is also twenty years after 2013 so medicine is just guesswork again
xantos69: But also... how do they know that the immunity is in her brain? How do they know it isn't in the blood? Or the liver? Immunity can mean lots of things.
ghyllnox: Wow, the one immune person, that's so unique, let's kill her to check
MacbethSeemsSus: We biopsy people's brains now without issue
dippedfeathers: It could work as a narrative device if the game didn't otherwise try to be incredibly realistic
terribleplan: Replay cinematic!
lochnessseammonster: cuz you love lore
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could take a sample of spinal fluid first
Brozard: Replay!
zeathean: It is bad from a research perspective, you would want her to live for observation and other tests. It always felt like they were bad or desperate
micalovits: Desperate makes sense
Diabore: @zeathean world is turning to mushrooms around you, i think desperate is correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 This is part of the point, and this fungus they know cannot survive outside a human host and they don't have a way to recreate that environment. No artificual incubators and if they kill her then they don't have a sample to experiment with to create something like that.
kimmibeans: @zeathean They were definitely desperate, and desperate people sometimes make dumb decisions
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig #SaveEllieCommittee
Diabore: i killed everyone, in the most brutal ways, one even with a flamethrower
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans For me this makes the idea that this is the one guy even stupider because he should be the one telling them "we absolutely cannot kill this girl"
MacbethSeemsSus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I wonder if they checked what type of doctorate he had before making him in charge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the "disrespectful" thing from twitch is getting really invasive or I'm just bad at wording things
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus Or if he just sounded smart
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sometimes it's just the way things are worded. I've definitely had stuff flagged that passed after review
NotCainNorAbel: yeah that would be panic attack inducing
ButButTheJesus: so, I was playing my playthough of this game just ahead of you guys, and I hadn't gotten to this part yet. Then I saw an ad for TLOU show season 2 on Twitch, and the last scene of the ad spoiled this reveal for me. Thanks, HBO!
creepycoolkat: dude that would suck
itsr67: lmfaooo
zeathean: Joel made the only choice he could
Diabore: god shes so beat up
Vonbane: SPAM
Scy_Anide: Has Ellie ever had a chicken nuggie?
salamisuperstar: It's also all maybes
RelwinEJ: You can reinvent the nuggies
Omnipotrevor: Canned Tuna? Sold. I love canned tuna
ghyllnox: And no consent or anything
ghyllnox: Yeahhhh
lochnessseammonster: yeah she didn't get to make that choice
EvilBadman: Psudeo science and Hope
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was never any consent at all
creepycoolkat: I think it’s shitty they dident give her the choice and only asked Joel
Thefluffiestguineapig: They didn't ask
Nigouki: Informed Consent was missing
The_Timo: They both robbed her of the choice
salamisuperstar: And she was what 14?
betweenmyself: cracked pseudo science is kinda par for the course in zombie apocalypse fiction
niccus: ellie... the reason you're immune... is the nuggie centurion...
ghyllnox: @creepycoolkat They didn't even ask Joel, they just told him what they were already in the process of doing, and he was waking up after an indeterminate amount of time asleep
saucemaster5000: What if it turns out ellie's upset Joel didn't let her kill them first?
salamisuperstar: Huge Jackedman?
Diabore: he was in les mis
Brozard: He's a huge showtunes dude WOW
BusTed:
Diabore: thats jesse
Kramburger: He's a theatre kid
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Rootpotato: hugh jackman plays wolverine to fund his theatre career
saucemaster5000: yeh he was a musical guy who got a hollywood role and stuck with it
rosesmcgee: Big theater guy before marvel
raulghoulia: he played Mis
SnackPak_: something about bread, I think
kimmibeans: They were miserable and almost everyone died
spo8n: 24601!
EvilBadman: Get that bread adam
mrjujubeans: And Oklahoma
GasCityGaming:
THEE Mis?
salamisuperstar: Damn, is Jessie about to sell you out?
Diabore: a little
betweenmyself:
Les Mis is just the french telling for the rise of WWE star Mike Mizanin
saucemaster5000: pregnant with plot importance amirite
Blakemcm: its free fun
rosesmcgee: Biological imperative!
lochnessseammonster: sexy times yes, baby no
creepycoolkat: it’s hard to find condoms in the apocalypse
Nigouki: are y'all sure it's pregante and not just assuming the best of bad options?
xantos69: My entire life experience says not really.
Natural_Ones_Only: hormones+dumbasses
Vonbane: hard to find rubbers in the apocalypse i guess
Kramburger: Horny peeps will make it happen
GasCityGaming: so the real money is in post apocalyptic vasectomies?
ghyllnox: That's why you just be bi and only do gay stuff until you're ready for babies
Omnipotrevor: They had pretty comfortable lives. You could barely notice there was an apocalypse out there.
ContingentCat: All the more reason to be gay in the apocalypse
lochnessseammonster:
BusTed:
Vonbane: or soaking
salamisuperstar:
lochnessseammonster: that's my plan
BusTed: the tech
micalovits: #LifeHack
xantos69: Hell of a strat
KeytarCat: As a gay trans woman, even the gay stuff ain't saving me from baby
DaFhaye: That's my strat
kimmibeans: Oral only until ready for baby?
ContingentCat: @KeytarCat you just need different gay stuff
saucemaster5000: okay better strat -- blame babies on the zombie stork
micalovits: Penetration is overrated anyway
ghyllnox: @KeytarCat Just stay out of holes that a baby could come out of and you'll be good
xantos69: @saucemaster5000 you mean the zork?
saucemaster5000: yes
BusTed:
ButButTheJesus: not teh froge!
Diabore: the bloody kind
ContingentCat: into the frog zone
neisan2112: Disagreed about "goods" uh hu
Natural_Ones_Only: ellie is lying
betweenmyself:
can’t find me! i’m safe in the boooosh 
RatherLargeToad:
Frog is friend not food
Mai_Andra: "some goods"
Mai_Andra: What she said was technically true. Just left out some details...
ghyllnox: Jesse? What about Dina?
gawag_: this is my first time seeing this character and i agree
terribleplan: Just write Jesses name on that bullet you picked up
kimmibeans: @Natural_Ones_Only Ellie *technically* told the truth. She just didn't say what the goods were
Natural_Ones_Only: @ghyllnox They're not... oh wait
salamisuperstar: You just got Jammed up
creepycoolkat: Dina is pregnant so of course she survives
Mai_Andra: Hell, yeah. same braincell, Ben.
SquareDotCube: doesn't know how to drive
mrjujubeans: preserves
CaptainSpam: Can't have any hope in a zombie story, now, can we?
MacbethSeemsSus: He was safe until he found out he's a dad
lochnessseammonster: dads have no business being alive in this game
saucemaster5000: I see an empty chair and crutch in the corner in Jesse's future
BusTed: I'm sure that logic will hold up with them
salamisuperstar: I'm getting that feeling too
gawag_: to save Dina i could see it
Omnipotrevor: Jessie, stop bringing logic into this revenge rampage
ghyllnox: "You can have her just let us live" kind of thing?
betweenmyself:
Jesse with the unexpected heel turn! 
NotCainNorAbel: I feel like given the number of people Ellie has killed I would find way to make peace with her.
MacbethSeemsSus: Jesse doesn't seem smart enough honestly....
kimmibeans: Which, honestly, I think Ellie would be okay with
GasCityGaming: I think ellie would gonna her own in that too
terribleplan: "She won't leave without you" into "So if there is no you..."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan This was my thought too
xantos69: Ok, but everybody has a "friend hierarchy". You always know which one you would pull out of a hostage situation.
lochnessseammonster:
couchboyj: THEY'RE COMONG RIGHT FOR US!
MacbethSeemsSus: Zug zug
RatherLargeToad: Zub zub
raulghoulia: done building ship
mrjujubeans: I’m not your guy buddy
MacbethSeemsSus: What me do?
Going_Medium: Could be the same voice actor?
RelwinEJ: Jessie is just shooting all the dogs for you
Mai_Andra: "They got Alex!" -The Division
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I think the reason this game feels less good is that all these encounters feel very samey and that there's no interesting arc
Natural_Ones_Only: but no dogs
micalovits: I mean, you kill them anyway
seeweda: the scars are dwarves, they whistle while they work
kimmibeans: I wonder if Ellie has accidentally infected anybody when she bites them. Granted, they usually don't live long enough to find out
Vonbane: she ain't immune to tetanus
salamisuperstar: Could you say this game is a looter shooter because all you're doing is looting and shooting
kimmibeans: Probably not
NotCainNorAbel: I haven't seen her get a cold
mrjujubeans: Ben’s definitely from the country
schordash:
ben, i am cut from the same cloth 
NotCainNorAbel: Those cuts don't seem to get infected
niccus: she really should have tetanus by now
salamisuperstar: Everything is Kicker, Everything is Looter shooter
saucemaster5000: people without access to tetanus shots
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can get a titer
Natural_Ones_Only: she doesn't have the tetnus shot
Thefluffiestguineapig: To check your levels
betweenmyself: Ben missing his latest version upgrade
Rootpotato: about every 10 years, unless you step in a nail or have a baby
gawag_: is she baptized?
Nigouki: tetanus booster is good for about a decade and at least in Ontario are completely free!
Kramburger: Weirdly, I seem to have an accident around the time I'm almost due for a tetnus booster
ContingentCat: another reason for the list
Rootpotato: no you wanna protect the baby
ghyllnox: He doesn't have his tetanus shot because the one guy who makes vaccines was focused on killing kids
Natural_Ones_Only: no you need a new one
kimmibeans: There are usually between 1 and 11 tetanus cases in Canada every year
brainbosh: Booster helps the baby too iirc?
betweenmyself:
babies are CRAZY rusty my man
mrjujubeans: I caught the Tetris pa
Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's about transfering antibodies to the baby
Going_Medium: Especially a robot baby.
GasCityGaming: in elementary school i stepped on a nail and it slid between my toes, missing me
raulghoulia: you two learning about wet nurses was hilarious
Kramburger: Dude, childbirth is A THING
Mai_Andra: for half a second, I thought you were going to say "could fill a womb"
Vonbane: the afterbirth is the grossest thing
Blakemcm: you would think so after seeing my wifes butt post child
lochnessseammonster:
LostThePirate: The Tdap vaccine covers more than just tetanus, and yeah, you get it when you're like 6 months pregnany to protect baby from one of the other diseases.
Rootpotato: oh i showed my mom the baptism suit clip mothersday
Kramburger: My FIL describes childbirth as like watching your favourite pub burn down
SnackPak_: god damn
Nigouki: genetic material IS extremely high density of information
Thefluffiestguineapig: Childbirth is hell, I work in veterinary medicine and pyometra is one of the absolute worst surgeries I've ever helped with.
JosephDeath: Emu
schordash: @kramburger but like... it and the fire are screaming and crying
saucemaster5000: report back on the pizza -- the anchovy jalapeno olive is delicious chat, thank you (I added sicilian ham)
The_Timo: What a way to go
betweenmyself:
whoopsie doodles
gawag_: they shoulda put one of those no diving signs up
NotCainNorAbel: You shouldn't jump into untested waters
Kramburger: @schordash The screaming an crying only starts once it's all over
raulghoulia: oh no
AnjaZeta: @saucemaster5000 Black or green olives?
saucemaster5000: black
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was teaching the process of pregnance and childbirth to 18/19 year oldsr last week and their faces said a lot lol
lochnessseammonster: no we're priceless
ghyllnox:
schordash:
@kramburger strong pub
Nigouki: Ellie: "Dina knows" "V
neisan2112: He did tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Teaching that makes people spay their pets so much more honestly. We teach the risks and they say "YEAH NO I"M GOOD"
Natural_Ones_Only: Ellie confirmed Lesbian?
The_Timo: it has open portions
kimmibeans: PUPPUES
terribleplan: Can you stop Jesse from killing the dog?
kimmibeans: THERE WAS A PUPPY
adept_nekomancer: Combat section? Time to pretend we're a wild pokemon and hide in the long grass.
saucemaster5000: yeah I find the "game" part of this game to be very irritating
betweenmyself: this entry tends toward larger environments over the previous game
GasCityGaming: 'try'
rosesmcgee: Look away
terribleplan: A dog might become dead
GreyThey: The dog may become dead
Diabore: try the operative word
dippedfeathers: collateral dogage
Juliamon: It has fun puzzle-combat with zombies sometimes, and annoying combat with humans most of the time, and it would be better with a flipped ratio
kimmibeans: I know what's likely to happen, but I still get excited. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess
niccus: i wonder if it didn't help that you pretty much played TLoU 1-2 back to back
schordash: but when you accidently hit the button, it REALLY kills the dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: There was a researcher who figured out how to hook up electrodes to simulate initial contractions for men to see differences in pain tolerances and (shocking almost no one) the men had much lower tolerances than they expected and were babbling about how the fuck women do that more than once
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not having a complete stealth option in this one is also less fun in this one
betweenmyself: “Jules”
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've seen those videos and love them.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
DBD is getting a new expansion, you could introduce Adam to it
raulghoulia: must have been the wind
ButButTheJesus:
@kimmibeans I also get excited for pets in games but not in a game like this
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Same, this makes me sad
micalovits: Yea, Stealth in games that aren't build around it is... Not great
MacbethSeemsSus: Stealth's fun when it's the focus. Not an option
Thefluffiestguineapig: Highest difficulty in game design terms to make work
Omnipotrevor: It is good in games that are built entirely around it. A good Splinter Cell, for example
xantos69: The games that are stealth games... can do it well. But games that just also happen to have a stealth system tend to be real bad.
Vandristine: older Thief games were peak
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dishonored made it feel RAD
ghizmou: that s because you have a hard time not being loud adam
EvilBadman: @thefluffiestguineapig This game absolutely has a pure stealth option. You were never gonna see it here.
JosephDeath: I like Stealth when you're superpowered ala Dishonored or Deathloop
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vandristine Thief 2 was so good
mrjujubeans: it’s great in Dishonored
Darleysam: so much stealth gameplay for me is sitting in a corner for 15 minutes watching paths, then getting seen as soon as I move
raulghoulia: arkham games nailed it
gawag_: i dislike how it feels like an afterthought most of the time
GreyThey: So you're saying you don't want them to add a stealth mechanic to Street Fighter?
salamisuperstar: Realistic stealthy mechanics just make everything feel slow
rosesmcgee: I need to take my back pills
saucemaster5000: stealth fails more than it succeeds, but there are good examples
Vandristine: i am YOUNGER than you
micalovits: The black parade last year was sick
Vandristine: i just play good games
PsychoI3oy: but I just woke up .... and took my blood pressure medication
Natural_Ones_Only: And you don't have to shoot the dog
Mai_Andra: Assassin's Creed X Stealth Archer build X Oblivion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ehhhhhhhhhh
saucemaster5000: modern hitman probs?
NotCainNorAbel: Hitman
cutaos: thief
Nigouki: only fun stealth was in the original Crysis. you could spend 30 min arranging explosives all around an enemy outpost and then push buttan for satisfying kaboom
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends TBH
gawag_: Dishonored might not be the best but its my favorite
shushu2539: the "talk your way out of combat" option isn't available
Kramburger: Dishonoured
WiJohn: Mark of Kri
kimmibeans: Crime Scene Cleaner
Blakemcm: tenshu?
micalovits: Thief 2
betweenmyself: when losing stealth becomes and instant-lose situation without even the option to fight your way out, that feels bad
kimmibeans: Sorry, wrong game. Serial Cleaner
Juliamon: Dishonored is up there for sure
xantos69: Dishonoured when you were going for the "never be seen ever" run is kind of a banger.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dishonored is way up there in terms of makiing stealth just feel awesome
JusticeJuice: Dishonored
The_Timo: Mark of the Ninja is a good 2d stealth game
cutaos:
@micalovits 
toast3dsmore: dishonored feels like hell if you mess up the stealth, it just turns into quicksave + quickload every 30 seconds
Saintnex: AC 2 or brotherhood imo
micalovits: Dishonored is good, but man does it feel like you hide for the sake of enemies
The_Timo:
People always forget about Mark of the Ninja
betweenmyself: boat located!
Nigouki: wait, A BOAT SECTION!?
salamisuperstar: Being able to teleport makes stealth feel a lot better, which is a plus for Dishonored
micalovits: Hey now, we wrote it on the cave wall and LIKED it!
EvilBadman: Yeah Dishonoured gives you all these cool powers and then goes "hey don't use any of these or HIGH CHAOS"
JosephDeath: Found it, Mark of the Ninja
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex Right, for me a lot of this depends, because it's about which feels best to you. Brotherhood slapped so hard for me, but some people didn't like for me
Nigouki: WHat is this, 2005 when everyone was copying Half-Life 2?!!?
seeweda: there was another Thief game came out in the las 10 years maybe sooner.
Vandristine: eh thief 2014 was dog
micalovits: @seeweda No, there wasn't. That game does not exist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @seeweda Th4if was SHIT. Tried to turn Garret into Batman
Vonbane: wow that was like 3000 spoons
seeweda: lol
Nigouki: YES
seeweda: I never played it
Nigouki: forums is where internet discussion peaked
kimmibeans: I mean, Discord is kind of like the return to forums
xantos69: So you are proforma?
rzrdrgn: Return to Roman forums
Omnipotrevor: Yeah Ben. Lets head back to Gaiaonline
saucemaster5000: Light the fires@!
NotCainNorAbel: I had to explain the signatures that were in old forums
lamina5432: can get behind that
betweenmyself: Adam wants to live in a world where everyone gets their news second hand eight months late
neisan2112: I never understood forums tbh, and I was on several.
NotCainNorAbel: at work recently
shushu2539: Let's Nope could be renamed as "100 videogames Adam says are shit"
salamisuperstar: Town Forums
Pteraspidomorphi: The_Timo: Mark of the Ninja is a great choice!
dippedfeathers: pax romana
CaptainSpam: @kimmibeans Well, Reddit is like the return to forums...
Vandristine: so you are for-them Ben?
terribleplan: Smaller focused communities was nice. Organized by thread/topic even better.
lochnessseammonster:
i like hanging out here 
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am pro making more personal moderation tools available
DoctorHutch: Ben you were to young to notice how cringe they were
mrjujubeans: that’s just Reddit
Darleysam: I know people in this chat from old forums
kimmibeans: @CaptainSpam You aren't wrong
CaptainSpam: Discord is more like the return to IRC.
The_Timo: @Pteraspidomorphi May go back and play it now
EvilBadman: Don't sign your posts
Juliamon: dude there are still WILD sigs out there
Mai_Andra: AC2 was dramatically better than AC1 in many ways, but Brotherhood seemed to fall back some toward AC1 in some ways, which made it disappointing to me.
Nigouki: @kimmibeans nope. Discord is chat and sequestered from teh rest of the web so not accessible to search engines and it'll die the moment it's acquired by venture capitalists
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lochnessseammonster Same, for me this is kind of a forum setting
Mai_Andra: I loved Revelation, though. I know that's a minority take...
SnackPak_: gottem
lochnessseammonster:
betweenmyself: @nigouki unfortunately the creators of Discord have been fairly clear they want someone to buy them out
Juliamon:
all of my local news groups are on Facebook 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra For me I enjoy playing AC2 and Brotherhood together because AC2 is a better playing experience and Brotherhood is a better story. Then I go to AC4 and Pirate my way to glory
Nigouki: @betweenmyself Yep, discord has 5 years of life left at best. Then all that support information for every game and whatever that migrated to discord will be lost forever
Vonbane: adios Jesse
micalovits: o7 Jesse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Especially because of the new CEO
mrjujubeans: I’ve never seen laundry in there
xantos69: What is the best place to eat in your town?
Vonbane: sounded like Jesse was going for Tommy
salamisuperstar: Jessie is going for Tommy, Ellies is going for Abbey
lamina5432: got one of those pair of brothers were bought out from a local restaurant bet its a mob thing
The_Timo: No, Jesse is going to help Tommy, Ellie is going after Abby
xantos69: For serious. I'm going to be there in September and want to know the good places.
EvilBadman: Damn what'd they close this time
Mai_Andra: He thinks Tommy is near and wants to help him. She wants to take the boat to find Abby. "Tommy can take care of himself."
Omnipotrevor: I feel like Reddit is a slightly different execution than a forum. Forums I could pop into a thread over the course of a week and the discussion would still be going. Maybe it's just my subscribed subreddits, but it is always the only replies I'll ever see in a Reddit thread after the first few hours is a single chain.
lochnessseammonster:
i remember getting kicked out of a tim's cuz it was closing and i was so confused... different rules in toronto
saucemaster5000: the best place in my hometown ONLY has on their menu 5 seasonal tacos and 5 beers
lochnessseammonster: cuz they were all 24 hours where i grew up!
lamina5432: I thought serge mention aslt was a family retiring thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: A few of my favorite places closed because the people ran them were immigrants and just aged out and their kids didn't want to take over
mrjujubeans: *drunk
lochnessseammonster: but not anymore
Diabore: wtf did you do
ghyllnox: For what
ButButTheJesus: I mean
ghyllnox: Yeah that'll do it
Vonbane: Do Not Sell Blizzards To This Man
salamisuperstar: What are these screams lmao
lochnessseammonster:
i should've got kicked out for spiking coffee but they didn't give a shit
Diabore: maybe i was boring, ive never been banned from somewhere
lochnessseammonster: awww
Vonbane:
never been banned from anywhere, but almost killed a guy with a jelly doughnut
Larkonus: @Vonbane Well now that demands a story.
ghyllnox: I'm not banned personally, just by people group. Particularly bathrooms
betweenmyself:
the Dairy Queen has a warrant for my arrest; she’ll have me beheaded if I show my face there
terribleplan: New roadquest idea unlocked.
salamisuperstar: They've been using ai aging software to keep your picture up to date
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please do not dox yourself
EvilBadman: You know Edmonton has no Internet after 6pm
MacbethSeemsSus: The employees point and do the body snatcher scream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @terribleplan Oh that's so GOOD
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was meaning for chat
Saintnex: oh dang, what if this was the reason Ben got vanilla ice cream instead of the strawberry cheesecake blizzard that one lets nope stream?!?
saucemaster5000: We got his high school! 2 more facts before enacting operation pheonix!
dippedfeathers: if you go to edmonton, you don't lave alive
betweenmyself: Ben doesn’t live in Edmonton… Noted, just several thousand more cities until I’ve narrowed it down
Diabore: skill
SnackPak_: 2 for 1
Vonbane: dumbasses
shushu2539: its a serious condition called moth brain
Saintnex:
lochnessseammonster: some good death screams
saucemaster5000: alright 1-2 rock thrower
xantos69: I wonder how many people in the history of humanity have said "Got you, Oh Crap" when their gun goes click cause it is empty.
Rootpotato: adam
Vonbane: clip that
betweenmyself:
Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
adept_nekomancer: Well then.
neisan2112:
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Natural_Ones_Only: Hi Jordynne
dippedfeathers: i learn a lot in these streams
kimmibeans: I spit out my tea
Diabore: cant really be pegged with a straight face tbh
ghyllnox: Surprised you haven't gone through with it by now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben slowly going redder and redder
niccus: i mean it can be arranged
drcthulu: Don't take the low hanging fruit
betweenmyself: Ben ain’t one to kink shame
schordash: i mean, ben went 👀❕
micalovits: Just go for it
zeathean: false
tehfewl: ay yo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to the highlight reel
ghyllnox: @Diabore Pegging is generally a straight activity
ButButTheJesus:
gdi
far2muchsarcasm: Never reward attention seeking behavior
saucemaster5000: it's like a poker face
micalovits: Pegging is usually pretty straight tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox It depends, anyone can enjoy it
LostThePirate: XD
niccus: you can but it's usually not ideal for your partner
Blakemcm: when you got pegged for the first time it was a monumental time in your life. for me... it was a Tuesday
NimrodXIV: lol
xantos69: oh damn... he is right tho.
Thefluffiestguineapig: CLIP THIS
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NotCainNorAbel:
500 -reward
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, we've stumbled into the Twitch business model!
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's true! But it's often used in a straight context
CaptainSpam subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
CaptainSpam: REWARDED!
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: Clappi
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shendaras:
DaFhaye: You can be straight and like pegging
tehfewl: had a tinder match lead with "thoughts on pegging?"
NimrodXIV: brought to you by you at Patreon dot com
saucemaster5000: I shall remain sitting in protest
protojman: yay streamer!
CaptainSpam: Figured that was a good time to deploy that.
ContingentCat: Modern problems require modern solutions lol
ghyllnox: It's not a question of where you lie, but how you're laid
xantos69: Oh I loved this mechanic if the Jurrassic Park game for the Genesys.
betweenmyself:
I think a lot of people who enjoy being pegged lie on their stomachs…
Diabore: i think its the motors fault, not the boat ben
MacbethSeemsSus: You can take Ellie to Victoria
drcthulu: or melt
lochnessseammonster: never
Jennie_Fuchsia:
100 hello I’m here to reward attention seeking behavior
rosesmcgee: No, it's frozen
adept_nekomancer: I mean, it can melt
EvilBadman: Just becomes sour cream
Vonbane: or get freezer burned
ContingentCat: yeah Dairy's known for its shelflife
Rootpotato: ok but twinkies
niccus: by definition it needs to be cold
schordash:
ben! why was that the same face as for adam's pegging comment?
ghyllnox: Temp controlled, low humidity for rust control
schordash:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fried SPAM on sushi rie is very good
rosesmcgee: Spam and eggs?
shendaras: anything else?
ButButTheJesus: goin for spam brb
kimmibeans: Come to NYC and I will fry spam for you
Vonbane: poached eggs and spam is goated
Larkonus: I haven't had Spam in so long I don't remember if I like it or not.
Mai_Andra: ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪ spam ♪
niccus: how easy is it to source spam musubi in victoria?
oh_look_a_person: D: Adam doesn't know spam musubi??
lochnessseammonster: cucumber salad
lamina5432: I have brats
xantos69: Right out of the bag sir
lochnessseammonster: cuz spam so salty
oh_look_a_person:
spam musubi is one of my favorite things 
Diabore: just chow down bud
schordash: fried spam, scrambled eggs, rice, soy sauce— filipino fav 🤌
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra I learned that sketch was the origin of the term "spam" for email because tech nerds love Monty Python and it made me very happy
kimmibeans: Spam musubi is delicious
KeytarCat: So this gate stays open??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @schordash That sounds fucking delicious
GreyThey: Would you want to be inside of spam (a la sour cream)?
saucemaster5000: spam is a very good thing to have around
mrjujubeans: spam and pickles?
betweenmyself: tis eight of the clock, indeed
dippedfeathers: Time well wasted
oh_look_a_person:
schordash: @Thefluffiestguineapig it is! highly recommend
Going_Medium: Enjoy your spam and pegging. Good stream today.
Larkonus: Thank you for the stream, good sirs! Thank you mods for your work!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrjujubeans Depends on the pickles for me
Vonbane: and 300 lbs of spoons
lochnessseammonster:
schordash:
wait wha???
MacbethSeemsSus: In that order
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: good joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: We got there!
dippedfeathers: Be sure to spam "pegging" in the chat to increase your hymen
ButButTheJesus: goodnight folks
xantos69:
50 Bits
saucemaster5000: spegging
lamina5432: gnight
schordash: night! o7
Larkonus: The stream was very PegChamp.
DaFhaye: What about pegging my spam?
Earthenone: PegChamp
dippedfeathers: guten nacht!
couchboyj:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds fun
Mai_Andra: I think it's just Cori this week. maybe music?
couchboyj: Just Cori, makin music 🎶
dippedfeathers:
LET'S PEG
neisan2112: So excited for it
lamina5432: find a game where paint affects abilities and do that?
EvilBadman: Five eps prob
the_walking converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
MacbethSeemsSus: There might be poker
Thefluffiestguineapig: Force Mele!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I forget whether it's vegan or just veggie
adept_nekomancer: Cows that are technically plants.
dippedfeathers: Scientists have developed a nw kind of vegetarian called "not vegetarian"
Juliamon: it's veggie, he's still using cheese
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Thank you, I forgot
EvilBadman: And no card over 3 bucks printings
BusTed: nifty
lamina5432: two cubes is one to many to own
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dippedfeathers: thank you again @NotCainNorAbel
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
NotCainNorAbel:
@dippedfeathers
shendaras:
ButButTheJesus: thamk strem
dippedfeathers: Definitely
Dog_of_Myth:
MacbethSeemsSus: The game is the podcast
SnackPak_: wow rude
lamina5432: back at you
NimrodXIV: woooow
NotCainNorAbel: Peg myself?
lochnessseammonster:
MrSarkhan:
shendaras:
chanterelleton: Thanks Adam!
the_walking: damn
ghyllnox: Thanks I will
Vonbane: "content"
xantos69: Thanks streamer. Well said streamer.
ghyllnox:
Nigouki: self-peg for no preg!
niccus: *now*?
Saintnex:
god Ben and Adam are SO RUDE
rosesmcgee: ben's parachute fantasy gone wrong
LostThePirate: lol
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus:
protojman: that came out of NOWHERE
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Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
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