AFK || Miniature Night

 JessieImproved: Miniature Night is when they shrink themselves and get on the tabletop and fight with toothpicks and paperclips.  See?  A tabletop game
 OldUncleDan: I hope against hope that they will do Battletech at some point.  I would prefer the old school FASA version, but that isn't going to happen.
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Miniature Night) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (49s ago).
 Nigouki: Not actually Battletech, but Japan has been doing a good job over the past few years of giving us shiny new kits of a lot of the designs that were..."acquired" by Battletech
 airylan: BTech licenced those designs correctly as far as anyone but Harmony Gold knew.
 Nigouki: Hasegawa gave us a whole lineup of Regults and Glaug is coming. Max Factory has a whole line of Dougram designs. It's a great time for mecha plamo
 OldUncleDan: If nothing else, it's a good night for some Minnesota Sports Ball playoff action.  Frost and Wolves both in potential series winning games tonight.
 Blip2004: Been rewatching Betrayal Legacy streams and it would be interesting to see them do a Long Game of Warhammer: Blackstone Fortress or Cursed CIty
paronomasiac042: late?! rouse the rabble!
 ShaneLeeAtk: !picnic
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 MAPBoardgames:   
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 lamina5432: evening
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 Getter404: Still waiting for some absolute madman to show up with Battlefleet Gothic
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toturi91: so excited
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DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight it's Miniature Night! Ben and Jacob are playing Killteam while Funko, Ian and Cameron do some painting. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114508921030768312
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 OldUncleDan: There was a really cool space fighting game by Iron Crown.  Forgot what it was called.
 airylan: @OldUncleDan Silent Death?
 airylan: (with the conga line of doom?)
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 OldUncleDan: @airylan That's it!  Silent Death!
 airylan: (my memory says Silent Death was roll 3 dice and pick low/medium/high depending on ... something?)
 airylan: I played it a grand total of once.
 OldUncleDan: I have a friend who was/huge into Role Master and Space Master.  So we played it quite a few times back along time ago.
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 Gekyouryuu: Sub number 14 on the day, the good Final Fantasy (aside from all the others)
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 airylan: I haven't taken a look at the new edition of RoleMaster yet, but I've been meaning to
Despoiler98:    WARHAMMER BABY
Chesul: Whoo, Ban and Jacob on Camera!
MWGNZ: 
 TheWriterAleph: omghaijacob
 Getter404: YITZJAKOB
 baltimore_667083: hi Ben! hi Jacob!
Shadowsoflife: Hey Jacob o/
 CanPlayGames: Nut Club
 Nigouki:  JACOB! 
 gibbousm: JACOB!
Mai_Andra: "AF-Thousand"
DaxStrife: CABJO!
 TheWriterAleph: paint zone paint zone!
 Cptasparagus: how is Jacob here and in the youtube video i'm watching
MWGNZ: 
 niccus: the splash zone
 Dog_of_Myth: Such lovely nerds
DaxStrife: Funko with the CUM shirt.
 measureofhope: Epic beard
Shadowsoflife: @Cptasparagus movie magic
 Diabore: that sure is a shirt funko is wearing
 MAPBoardgames: That's us!
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 AWells44: can someone ask Ben if he got the Battletech box?
  Juliamon: Local Gaming Studio
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 CanPlayGames: Rude
 Getter404: No Templars fans here
 lamina5432: I resemble that
 Jillexie: Fair
 Gekyouryuu: Ben, I resemble that remark!
 Dog_of_Myth: Rude but fair
 Nigouki: HEY! I was JUST typing that this is a GOOD kind of LGS night
Despoiler98:  I feel attacked
 Getter404: @Nigouki Still might need a couple bottles of febreeze
 Gekyouryuu: also, I'm not a dickhead that goes to an LGS, I'm a dickhead who WORKS at an LGS
Luminaire_p: I'm toxic? Too high, can't come down
 Diabore: is bens mic on? sounds like its room mic
 Getter404: FOR SIGMAR!
 CanPlayGames: Yeeeeessssss
Mai_Andra: I really should try to do something with miniatures (that I have already bought and just been storing...  ).
 Dog_of_Myth: Rat gang, rat gang
Mai_Andra: Yeeeessss....
 Getter404: 3 model spearhead... Sons?
 OldUncleDan: Hey...  I used to play WH Fantasy games with basically only a Maxed out Slann Mage Priest.
 Gekyouryuu: Ben, Bonafide is pronounced buh-NAH-fih-dee. source: I took latin for 4 years in school
 Gekyouryuu: 
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 OldUncleDan: Fighting Demons with Flashlights.
 Getter404: Any problem can be solved by fixing bayonets
Shadowsoflife: what about stev?
 Nigouki: i suspect the egg carton is just a mini transportation solution...but kinda hoping for something more ridiculous
DoodlestheGreat: Is there a way to have these rules on like, a smartphone or tablet?
 airylan: ah old school 2nd edition type Guard.
Despoiler98:   flashlight squads baby
 Getter404: Well, "Imperial". Rogue Traders and all
Despoiler98: its a game of paintball
 Nigouki: Oimp on imp violence
 Gekyouryuu: where does a person in the 40k universe stay on a vacation? the Cadia Sands
Mai_Andra: Imperial Team-Building Retreat
 Nigouki: I'm 100% here for imp on imp violence
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  Simriel: Love the Starstriders. Such a cool team
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 Gekyouryuu: I misread Ben's team name and thought he was playing a bunch of Mathletes specializing in Geometry. the Euclidian Starstriders.
 MAPBoardgames: Ben's ship has come in.
Despoiler98:     oh......theres orbital bombardment
 MAPBoardgames: We've all seen Helldivers
Chesul: Orbital strikes are... effective.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nothing quite like live fire training
 WiJohn: Sounds like a lore-accurate 40K training exercise actually
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 100 1 1
Despoiler98: oooooo digital lasers thats an OLD SCHOOL call back
 OldUncleDan: She's so Vhane...  She probably thinks this battle is about her.
 MAPBoardgames: Plink cannon
 measureofhope: Digital lasers, to be clear, are finger guns
 Dog_of_Myth: @OldUncleDan Oh, that's good
Voidhawk42: Yeah, finger-lasers
Voidhawk42: Made by magic Apes
   LoadingReadyRun:  digital lasers: they're either on or off
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 TheWriterAleph: oh my dog
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Juliamon: DOG
Despoiler98:     DOGGO
Shadowsoflife: DOG!
 ButButTheJesus: REMIFORD
Chesul: So, Ben has an unkillable soldier?
 gualdhar: Jacob is literally banned from hurting Remi
 gibbousm: 
 Dog_of_Myth: IT'S the Boi
ghyllnox: CW: A Dog Might Die
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't you dare Jacob.
 gawag_: reverse uno card from lets nope last night
 niccus: simply zap it first
ghyllnox: And unlike yesterday, it won't be Ben that kills him
 DeM0nFiRe: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Dog pretty effective against power armor
 Forlorgen: Cyber mastiff can do objectives lol, fucking popo dog
 ButButTheJesus: HIMS THE GOODEST
 NotCainNorAbel: 
  Simriel: @forlorgen Wait really? I never noticed that
Walla_tv: Kill the mini named after my real dog is diabolical
 MAPBoardgames: eye lasers?
Despoiler98: Death Cult Assassins have been so neat since old school days
 MacbethSeemsSus: the Peekaboo Gambit
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
Despoiler98:      praise the MACHINE GOD
 OldUncleDan: He loves himself some toasters!
   LoadingReadyRun: does he have a Power Plant Substation on his head?
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun   super efficient
 BITs19_: that hand looks like it's off a painboy
 WiJohn: Oh that's just Abelard
thedevil_risen1: Hey Jacob
  Simriel: Abelard? Introduce me
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 tehfewl: smoke 'em if you got 'em
Despoiler98:    
Despoiler98:    
Despoiler98: the pew pew
 Dog_of_Myth: that dude doesn't have time to bleed.
 OldUncleDan: Skillet arms?
  Simriel: Wait the Kasrkin sergeant doesn't give people extra APL does it?
  Simriel: Recon trooper got super buffed
Despoiler98: boom boom
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 Rhynerd: Using my sub to root for Jacob's Kasrkin! Their old metal models were my first warhammer models!
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 micalovits: I can remember Stev
thedevil_risen1: Big Cup mvp
 MAPBoardgames: Stev, Stev, St3v, and Sphteev
kamilucky: thay can infact get it
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Despoiler98:   Great paint job Jacob
  Simriel: Last game I played with Kasrkin, the Medic shot merked an enemy operative clean off the field, and healed 6 wounds in one turn
  Simriel: Best Vox Trooper in the game.
  Simriel: You never ever use them, and just pump APL into other guys xD
 OldUncleDan: Fetch!
Despoiler98: he has so many dudes
  Juliamon: paintmixer
  Simriel: Ummm... the Kaskin can't have 3 special weapons AND a Sniper
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun Can the Paint squad let us know what they are working on?
  Simriel: It's 3 special weapons or 2 and a Sniper
Despoiler98: nvm already did it
Despoiler98: ooooooo Orcs
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooooo
  Simriel: Wait ignore me
  Simriel: I was Wrong
  Juliamon: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Despoiler98: @Simriel 
  Simriel: I was getting mixed up with Aquilons
RebekahWSD: I love bullshit ork lore. It's my favourite of it
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 neisan2112: Fuck yes
MWGNZ:   
thedevil_risen1: Yes!!!!
ghyllnox: 
Morrigan9: wow
 neisan2112:    
 gualdhar: that's amazing
 JadedCynic: CHEF_KISS dot GIF
ghyllnox: Cat maids!
 Dog_of_Myth: Bless you IAN
 JadedCynic: PERFECTION!
 lamina5432: thats such a look
thedevil_risen1: Go Ian go!+!!
 Gekyouryuu: "I don't care what gender you are! pick up the las pistol!"
 Forlorgen: gene seed is getting wild these days
 OldUncleDan: The new reformed Black Templars.
ghyllnox: And paws at the waist!
 CanPlayGames: Chimiis Maids, Modeled by Solflamer. Love them
kamilucky: Ian you are iconic
  Simriel: I can't wait to play Aquillons tbh. They got super buffed. Also I hate the maid space marines, well done Ian
 measureofhope: This is the most Ian thing I've ever seen
Despoiler98: OOOOOOO
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TiredCooperativeHareNomNom-rTnBHXBz-mR37lAc
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's amazing
Despoiler98: Scorpions
 Gekyouryuu: oh, the Knight Cafe! I love that clip! I saw the voice described as "Weapons Grade Hatsune Miku"
  Simriel: That's some John Blanche ass Aeldari
 Gekyouryuu: for anyone who wants to see the Knight Cafe clip (volume warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO2rKFSUnXE
Despoiler98:    
Despoiler98: yes CRYX
  Simriel: One of the Kasrkin is 100% gonna get eaten by a Dog
MWGNZ: silver paint and then a light blue contrast over the top is also a quick way for iridescent
Mai_Andra: Yeeessss.... <Warmachine Hype> 
 gualdhar: +6
  Simriel: It's also Free if you use it on the Recon operative
  Simriel: Relocate is very good
 MAPBoardgames: Within the tarp budget to buy ladders?
   LoadingReadyRun: Everyone hide behind Dave!
 OldUncleDan: The Electromister has the least manageable hair ever.
Solo_Support: hi trooper
 OldUncleDan: I'm guess that the Tau have a strict no-smoking policy.
 OldUncleDan: For the greater good and all that.
   LoadingReadyRun: @OldUncleDan Maybe they have an "everyone must smoke" policy make sure everyone is feeling mellow
 OldUncleDan: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah...  The Tau definitely vapes.
thedevil_risen1: Bens Dude on light cover wrong colour triangle?
thedevil_risen1: 
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 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 OldUncleDan: One to open the door.  One to get on the floor.  One to do the dinosaur.
ThePixelSavage: is there someone painting in the room?
 OldUncleDan: Three someones!
ThePixelSavage: ah alright nice
 OldUncleDan: Funko, Ian, and Cam.
dead_delver: is this... painter? In the room with us right now?
ThePixelSavage: what team did Ian settle for?
 RandomTrivia: The plasma gun. The gun that fires plasma. The plasma gun for Kuzco
DrLigmaPhD: How wars the hammer my fellow critiques of Thatcher?
 RandomTrivia: Love the casual reminder of how clever the layout of studio C(?) is constructed
 xVoxtric: Hello gamers
  Simriel: Can't climb during a Dash, only a Reposition yeah.
 RandomTrivia: Hey there xVoxtric
dead_delver: I think it provides cover in the save sense, but not the LoS sense.
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 Jug_R_Not: Hammers of war? I like it
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 OldUncleDan: I believe Ian's team is the Adaptus MoEicus?  Adaptus Housekeepius?  The actual Adaptus Custodians?
ThePixelSavage: 10 mins of Instagram is not a trat. that is a punishment
ThePixelSavage: *treat
 Dog_of_Myth: Good one Jacob
thedevil_risen1: Maidus Adeptus
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Ameido Kafeticus
thedevil_risen1: Or Adeptus Au-pairius
 OldUncleDan: Planet Busterds.
  Simriel: Don't the space guns weirdly have Silent?
Duwani1: Just got here what factions are fighting?
 OldUncleDan: Some Imp on Imp violence.
 gualdhar: so if Ian's units went to space, would it be called Maid In Abyss?
Wildcard250: Oh, didn't know LLR did warhammer on stream
  Simriel: Does he have an Engage order?
Wildcard250: is this KT?
  Juliamon: yup
Wildcard250: table way too small for 40k
dead_delver: @Simriel probably just so the operative can shoot it while on a conceal order. So a rules thing not a flavor thing.
 OldUncleDan: Silent, but definitely violent.
dead_delver: @Duwani1 Elucidian Starstriders and kasrkin.
DrLigmaPhD: In acclaimed show The Good Place?
ThePixelSavage: if you burn a hole clean through one there is nothing there to pierce
 TheAwkes: Scatter that light!
Wildcard250: ooo, hobby cam, who's painting what?
Wildcard250: I just finished painting my first 40k Combat Patrol today! took me 6 months
dead_delver: All I know is Ian's got robes in droves.
 OldUncleDan: Ian is playing the Macrophage Marine Chapter.
tycoonbosh: I know everything LRR is wholesome, but even still I love the sportsmanship.
 Dog_of_Myth: @Wildcard250 Funko is painting Orks, Cam is painting Aeldari, and Ian is painting Space Maids. 
  Simriel: Does Accurate 1 work against operatives in with Conceal orders? I haven't been sure on that one
dead_delver: oh, they really nerfed smokes then.
 SnackPak_:   
 Lord_Hosk: PFFFFFFT
 RandomTrivia: In space, no one can hear you gun
 micalovits: We all know that the Warp makes sound work in space in 40k
dead_delver: Actually, checked my Hivestorm Dossier, they seem unchanged. Everyone I know has been playing that wrong lol.
 Lord_Hosk: In 40K is there sound in space?  In star wars there is because there is "ethereal vapor"
 RandomTrivia: I guess it could just be "orcs know that guns make sound, so obviously they make sound anywhere, including in a vacuum"
 micalovits: I don't know if there is an official answer, but since sound in space is cooler for space battles...
dead_delver: @Lord_Hosk that just happens when you get far far away enough.
 SnackPak_: dang
 gualdhar: LRR getting crunkd tonight
DrLigmaPhD: Please tell me you've eaten with that 10% beer
Hughsy: a lucky worktime stream! lovely to see everyone
 RandomTrivia: 
 gibbousm: the poise
ThePixelSavage: THEY SO TINY
 RandomTrivia: So smol!
DrLigmaPhD: Just a lil guy
 RandomTrivia: Ah, it's a scale human
 RandomTrivia: Oh that is SICK
thedevil_risen1: Aup-pairicus Adeptus
thedevil_risen1: *Au-pairicus
ThePixelSavage: glorious choice of colours Cam
ThePixelSavage: but its such a great gradient Cam
ThePixelSavage: so when is Funko going to move to Canada permanently?
DrLigmaPhD: Take some cotton balls, you know orks don't shave their pits
 RandomTrivia: 
 micalovits: Hermit Crab Orcs is an amazing visual
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ThePixelSavage: @DrLigmaPhD they are also not growing any hair
 RandomTrivia: "I painted your toast, mate"
DrLigmaPhD: @ThePixelSavage Sometimes lore isn't sufficiently funny
 gibbousm: A sole re-roll
 RandomTrivia: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 100 1 1
 Lord_Hosk:   
 calculated_uncertainties: Double bits for double stream.
   LoadingReadyRun: Elucidian Starstriders have the Warrants of Trade... AKA 🎵Letters of Mark from the Emperor to the scummiest (space) ship you've even seen🎵
thedevil_risen1: Loll  LRR
thedevil_risen1: Also I think Jacob is on 2 cp  because his reroll initiative cost 1
 MAPBoardgames: Fireball formation, everybody!
 RandomTrivia: Big gun make big boom, after all
thedevil_risen1:  
 Lord_Hosk: Ben likes to do the "suprise" move of "I mentioned the name of my surprise move at the start of the game, and asked "would you like to read the card, or would you just like to see it if it comes up"  and then it comes up and he is like "I told you I had 'no i win you lose' You didn't read it!"
 Cptasparagus: His eyesight was probably already gone anyway
 gsyhiap: Oh, I hadn't realised we had a live studio audience who were also painting
Despoiler98:    pew pew activated
 gualdhar: I like this photo personally, of what Holmes plans to do to whoever released the plan https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000124172135-bp7zgv-t500x500.jpg
 Going_Medium: Jacob, if Ben takes too long, the birds will come attack his troops. No wait, that's gang beasts
Despoiler98: turns out a minigun? pretty good gun
   LoadingReadyRun: @Despoiler98 The largest gun a person can carry, aka a minigun
DrLigmaPhD: @Despoiler98 This gun isn't mini at all!
Despoiler98: @DrLigmaPhD  shush you
 Cptasparagus: didn't work for Batou in Ghost in the Shell
 micalovits: Sniper yells "Duck!" and they dive out of the way
dead_delver: we're snipers, of course we have devastating wounds.
 LordZarano: "From mini- + gun, so-called because General Electric designers scaled down the rotating-barrel 20 mm M61 Vulcan cannon for 7.62×51mm ammunition" - Wiktionary
 TheDevil_Risen: phone ran out of battery so had to jump on my PC, has anything died in the last 3 mins?
 TheDevil_Risen: Chat?
 micalovits: Nope, nothing dead
 Sethalidos: your phone apparently
 gsyhiap: As opposed to the telephoto cannon
 TheDevil_Risen: cool, thanks chat
dead_delver: blast checks off the first one.
Despoiler98: BFG Macro Cannons is literally dropping a shell the size of a building on them
Despoiler98: so thats a really small macro cannon actually
   LoadingReadyRun: @gsyhiap you would think that telephoto is what you want to hit a guy from space
 micalovits: I have used fusilade twice, and regretted it twice
dead_delver: In this specific instance torrent is so good.
Despoiler98: good lord Ben
Despoiler98: those dice
 gsyhiap: @LoadingReadyRun Now I'm wondering what the zoom setting does...
 micalovits: Ship cannons hurt
Despoiler98: how does that not obliterate the terrain?
 TheDevil_Risen: how many charges does the ship cannon have?
dead_delver: @Despoiler98 was built by Rogal Dorn himself.
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh k cool
 TheDevil_Risen: Space beam nasty
Despoiler98:    *is confused in battlefleet gothic*
 gsyhiap: Ah cheese 
 RandomTrivia: 
Despoiler98:    
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 Serpens77: Hammer those wars
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Despoiler98:    plasma guns are fun in the sun
 TheDevil_Risen: IAN
 gsyhiap: 
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
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 gsyhiap: Ian, yes!
 RandomTrivia: Somewhere in the back of my mind I can hear a "gunbutt" joke and the subsequent "JULIE!"
 micalovits: Most guard factions do NOT like being in melee
 gsyhiap: It's adequate sportsmanship, at least
 micalovits: Its gonna be another 1
 RandomTrivia: 
 gsyhiap: Just a mine-r inconvenience
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 PipeSmokingOwl: 
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 RandomTrivia:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: Becon Pankakse, Makin' Beacon Pancakes
 I_Am_Clockwork: pancakes even
 micalovits: I could go for some pancakes right now
WitchyTQ: when does afk end chat?
 I_Am_Clockwork: around 8:00 ish pacific?
WitchyTQ: thankies
   LoadingReadyRun: @WitchyTQ afk always ends chat
 I_Am_Clockwork: lololol
 RandomTrivia: Especially when Jacob is on
 RandomTrivia: Jacob is very good at ending Chat
WitchyTQ: @LoadingReadyRun i stg
 gsyhiap: Sometimes chat doesn't even start
Mai_Andra: AFK ends Jacob.  Jacob ends chat.  Therefore, by the transitive property...
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 PipeSmokingOwl: 
jmchap: Watched the Final Fantasy reaction Tap Tap Concede... Jacob's reaction to the cards was the best part
 RandomTrivia: @WitchyTQ Anyway, schedule runs until about 8pm moonbase time
 Simonark: It's like that TV show, The Littlest Voidsman
 PipeSmokingOwl: @jmchap i loved the juxtaposition of 0 fucks wheeler next to absolute Pog Jacob lol
 gsyhiap: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like to imagine the "gun butt" melee weapon is actually a different weapon then his gun. Like he is carrying around a separate  gun butt he broke off a different gun
 micalovits: Did they change how controlling a point works? Or is it just this scenario chat?
 Simonark: Have we got a name for the pocket dimension for painting yet? Are we checking in over in the Fresh Coat Zone or anything?
 gsyhiap: @LoadingReadyRun "It's like a gun, but..."
 PipeSmokingOwl: @LoadingReadyRun like he just has a shotgun stock or rifle butt slung on his hip as a melee weapon rofl?
   LoadingReadyRun: @PipeSmokingOwl I guess a gun butt separate from a gun is just a club
 PipeSmokingOwl: i mean Funko would be primo at that with his knowledge of weapon parts from Tarkov
stinsanity89: Just wanna say that AFK is my favorite thing you guys do! Love everything tabletop and you all do a great job showing off everything great about analog play.
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun I just like to think that the guardsman's gun just backs that ass up and kills someone    
   LoadingReadyRun: @stinsanity89 Thanks! We try 
Despoiler98: @stinsanity89 
 gsyhiap: @Despoiler98 That sure is a mental image
Despoiler98: @gsyhiap 
 gsyhiap: Melter: melted.
Despoiler98 looks at swords for hands    
   LoadingReadyRun: @Despoiler98 *I need you to chop all this wood*
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH 
 I_Am_Clockwork: XD
MWGNZ: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: The painting... has ceased
 gsyhiap: Now they're just glugging
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun *stares sadly* ok
Mai_Andra: <Beej voice> "Oh, that's not paint." 
   LoadingReadyRun:  be careful, if you move too close another 40k unit you'll be automatically engaged 👰
 gsyhiap: Ben, sat atop a pile of bodies: My melee's not *that* good.
  mister_nibbles: im sorry does that shirt just say cum
 RandomTrivia: 
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 RandomTrivia: Ooooof
 gsyhiap: Oooh noo
 gsyhiap: Oofa
Mai_Andra: "Rending means if I get a crit, I can turn him inside out."
   LoadingReadyRun: The goodest (and deadliest) boy
 gsyhiap: Dog doesn't need a gun butt, he's got Jacob's guy's butt instead
FoxBehindTheTree: @Mai_Andra thought you said reading means i get crit xD like if i can read i get it lol
 gsyhiap: @FoxBehindTheTree Rending the rules explains the... no, wait...
 gsyhiap: Wow, Ben's rolling hot today.
 RandomTrivia: Holy moly Ben
Shadowsoflife: wow
 TheDevil_Risen: BenBen stop DUMPSTERING Jacob
 RandomTrivia: Jacob did you anger a wizard or something?
 lamina5432: ben reversing those rolls from last match
Shadowsoflife: or Ben made a deal with one @RandomTrivia
 I_Am_Clockwork: The bloodgod is pleased this day
 gsyhiap: "We're done" *giant crater*
 RandomTrivia: 
 mercano82: just use the landmine as a melee weapon
 TheAwkes: Say uncle.
 gsyhiap: "Would you like to get further into this dumpster?"
 TheDevil_Risen: Good Game 
 Simonark: Did Scott Thompson just appear as the Queen?
 RandomTrivia: "I can thrash you even harder if you like?" 
 TheDevil_Risen: OOO nice Cam!
 I_Am_Clockwork: oooh I like that color scheme
DrLigmaPhD: Shorter hours, longer swords
 I_Am_Clockwork: hey now!
 dutchmoose: machintosh 420
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 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OpenImportantWaspTheRinger-HOc64RVBiGRtrecV
Despoiler98: Sheeeeeeeeesh
 RandomTrivia: The pawprint 
Raincoast_Bear: HI there LRR gang and Funko. I just finished painting a Blood Bowl team - Ogres and Goblins. Ah! The Maid Marines - I have seen those CultZ.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 mercano82: the strategy is just to run the opponent out of ammo
 RandomTrivia: The rivets really pop, that's cool
Raincoast_Bear: I think they are IronJaws that came across from WHFB 8ed. I hope to play Spearhead someday soon.
MWGNZ: poggers lizardmen
Mai_Andra: hell, yes.  i have trees i still need to paint
Raincoast_Bear: You're not supposed to "like" Nagash. You are supposed to OBEY Nagash.
Mai_Andra: i also don't really care about Nagash.  I have some Bonereapers, but I would only run them with Arkhan.
 iris_of_ether: Ooooh
 I_Am_Clockwork: He is the lore axe, he speaks for the trees
MWGNZ: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Forlorgen: SATURINE!!!!
WitchyTQ: chat i’m stuck in a hallway tell them to get it together
Raincoast_Bear: Hoping next 40k has a Combat Patrol  ruleset as easy to play as AOS Spearhead.
 iris_of_ether: I've had those holidays
Raincoast_Bear:   
 Earthenone: im on the internet too much, i read that as a help me step chat im stuck message TQ
Mai_Andra: I put my pile of shame in box, so I don't have to see it.
 Dog_of_Myth: RIP my wallet on the FF Magic
WitchyTQ: never earth i hate that shi
 Fruan: @Earthenone I also had that thought, but was wise enough not to say anything about it.
Mai_Andra: Well, it's two boxes, now...
 TheDevil_Risen: haha I am more than ruined with FFxMTG haha
 TheAwkes: I started building and painting a compendium Necron team, then Gallowdark was announced so I preordered a box. Now I still haven't finished that compendium team.
 TheDevil_Risen: so far 3kAUD invested in presale
 Blip2004: i chose a bad year to be back in college
Raincoast_Bear: Ian our boy!
Raincoast_Bear: Hello Paul
 I_Am_Clockwork: You ben You are what's next
 HadesLeprechaun: it's SO GOOD
 HadesLeprechaun: music is incredible
 measureofhope: For real, there are too many awesome games
 I_Am_Clockwork: my mouth is watering
 I_Am_Clockwork: thanks XD
 measureofhope: Blue Prince has eaten my whole brain and I'm not mad about it. I'm still replaying Avowed. I need to play Clair Obscur so badly. I need a whole other 24 hours each day and also a bunch of money.
 gualdhar: it's like Subway putting lettuce and tomato on a cheesesteak 
  Juliamon: it doesn't
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NotCainNorAbel: 
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 v_nome: presbuton
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 RandomTrivia: Cameron
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lamina5432: gnight
 RandomTrivia: 
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for a fun evening, gents!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone!    
  Juliamon: go live in the woods, become forest gay
 PipeSmokingOwl: Be woodsman, Do crimes
 measureofhope: I believe the term is bear
 PipeSmokingOwl: @measureofhope  
  Juliamon: Halsin 👀
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  Juliamon: Foxmar no
 Foxmar320: 
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 Foxmar320: Got here just in time
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 RandomTrivia: Hey Foxmar... welcome to the end screen
 measureofhope: Hi Foxmar, bye Foxmar
Badchop: Perfection
 Stormgod519: I made i- oh...
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