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RayFK: Sky-on
NornsFelidar:
in the meantime stores in Europe get their allocations cut 
RayFK: exising
Earthenone: Scone
kristof162028: Hey g will there be ppr for final fantasy?
RayFK: existing even
MWGNZ: just 3 hours of Jacob opening packs
NornsFelidar: it's just release
Diabore: are there plans for a family jamily?
aerohydra: give me the 4 hour cut, you coward
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Earthenone: senior final fantasy corespondant
Piratical_tendancies: In the beginning the universe was created.. this was generally seen as a bad move
Bugberry: I imagine the spread sheet is just the visual spoiler
constablecrab: Looking forward to it!
Greyah: I know a good deal of the references, but far, far from all of it. So I look forward to it.
kristof162028: So an extending version of the lore of the righngs from the lotr ppr?
sporkraptor: and a Jimothy
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Diabore: can i watch it if i have played FF?
aerohydra: oh no, ive played final fantasy, im watching it
raulghoulia: Triple Triad spoiled!
constablecrab: You don’t have to have not played Final Fantasy to not understand Final Fantasy.
MWGNZ: 13 is very noun
Greyah: Final Fantasy loves its nouns. This is true.
idontgetmyrealname: i've already had so many "ya the card's not great, but the flavor is ON POINT" with people
RayFK: I could have used that video like a year ago. /s
NornsFelidar: me hates nouns. they are the worst
Bruceski: 13 is not the only FF to go heavily into Nouns, but I think it's one of the worst examples of it
sporkraptor: now I'm imagining a Kingdom Hearts MTG set and. yikes
kristof162028: So I'm currently planning ff9 which I'm really enjoying at the moment
Bugberry: @sporkraptor just mix FF cards with Eldraine cards.
Athelgar: an abundance of nouns is somewhat a hallmark of a lot of fantasy
MWGNZ: rip dropmix
Earthenone:
im sure paul can add the soundtracks 
constablecrab: “wark”
sporkraptor: @Bugberry I mean, legit XD
raulghoulia: what can't the card reader do?
sporkraptor: each of them should play their theme music
accountmadeforants: Arena did have that one time during GRN where it changed the music depending on what guild was last played, we have the technology!
samu_btdp1985: Will there be a Final Fantasy Pre Release
Greyah: Ok, but which chocobo theme is the best one and why is it Pulse de Chocobo
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Bruceski: My opponent draws a card, I immediately know what it is by the rhythm of their head-bops.
Earthenone: !explain loadingreadyrun
raulghoulia: mega entertainment network
constablecrab: A medium sized media barony.
Earthenone: !lrr
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sporkraptor: well, it's *waves hands at stream* this, and...
cheezweazl: load "*",8,1
Mr_Horrible: every "so" is +1/+1
Juliamon: wrong field cheezweazl ?
RayFK: Nut
sporkraptor: oh, LRR is also "cheese chase"
cheezweazl: @Juliamon nah, that's just how to launch a program on a C64, which is then followed by Loading Ready Run
kristof162028: So g I'm a little sad that the male mc from ginal fantasy 9 didn't get his own card he is only a reskin of raggavan
Juliamon: aah
sporkraptor: ah, Commodore! yeah I remember that XD
Juliamon: I was distracted by updating !ppr
Mr_Horrible: @kristof162028 he did get one iirc
Mr_Horrible: he's a r/w 5-drop
couchboyj: I would assume 3 in limited is 3 more than G has made in any constructed format
Mr_Horrible: but the "Through The Ages" promos he's a Ragavan
Juliamon: I am bad at multitask
cheezweazl: I am an Eldest Mellenial, the C-64 was my first computer
CaptainSpam: Device 8 (first floppy), and 1 is "load directly to RAM, not to the BASIC interpreter", as I recall.
Elboron_Sr: ,8,9 also worked for loading
cheezweazl: Correct G
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this from the LoadingReadyRap?
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Juliamon: anyway
cheezweazl: Education!
Juliamon: !ppr
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constablecrab: We had a VIC-20, but I don’t remember anything about the commands for it.
CaptainSpam: Device 1 was cassette drive, device 9 was second floppy.
accountmadeforants: Flunge has been called
Mr_Horrible: not entirely comfortable with the fact that my comedy channel can also be considered a history channel now...
cheezweazl:
@CaptainSpam preach!
CaptainSpam:
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RayFK: Everything is history if you're old enough
RayFK: DAMNIT
Mr_Horrible:
Chat I'm becoming dust, slowly, at a persistent rate 
constablecrab: I wish we didn’t have quite so much history happening currently,.
accountmadeforants: Now would be a great time to hold priority and ominously hover over some cards for a while
kristof162028: G what are ur top 5 f8nal fantasy games for a new commer to the series to play?
Trahas: @constablecrab i like the old curse I heard once "May you live in interesting times"
EvilBadman: Present pilled, or "gifted"
Natural_Ones_Only: oogway on Christmas
sporkraptor: @constablecrab everything keeps happening so much
Natural_Ones_Only: 1 forest
accountmadeforants: Never didn't have it etc
Diabore: we could hold the mage
Diabore: they dont have pressure
couchboyj: Its the Woozles that'll really getcha
constablecrab: These times aren’t so much interesting as infuriating.
Tevra2: How?! How does twitch now i like Loading Ready Run?! Every few years i come across this file i have in a backup "How_to_Talk_Like_a_Pirate.mov" created date 2006-09-19 and love it.
Tevra2: I just now got suggested this channel
Mr_Horrible: ah a classic
Mr_Horrible:
RayFK: The hell is 2006?
wordnerdify: That was my first LRR video. I saw it on Fark
Tevra2: A bygone era
RayFK: Sure was, I couldn't even vote
SolarBlitz1: Nearly 20 years ago now
CaptainSpam:
@Tevra2 Same way Twitch somehow figured I liked pinball and suggested pinball streams to me. Which I guess is "completely random".
Juliamon: The real question is, how did it take Twitch SO MANY years to suggest it to you?
EvilBadman: Like 5 years before you were born Jordan
Mr_Horrible: simpler, but equally stupid in different ways
accountmadeforants: Omg
Mr_Horrible: real "bet on the wrong horse" there
Natural_Ones_Only: Did LRR have a myspace?
constablecrab: I turned 30 in 2006. Holy Christ.
Diabore:
cori inflicted psychic damage 
Greyah: It was the most times of times.
g0blinslide: what the fark is Fark?
Earthenone: what was your autoplay midi on it?
Trahas: did? you mean you still don't?
anclag: To be honest you’ve not missed much, just more pirate talk
couchboyj: Fark dot com? Any HA! HA! guy fans in chat?
Juliamon: LRR has had placeholder accounts in many places
RayFK: No that's what Ian is
StarscreamAoE: bebo was top tier
JessieImproved: For all the kids Fark was a little like Metafilter but goofier
Mr_Horrible: "We had a beebo, but we forgot to feed it"
Tevra2: @CaptainSpam Yeah, its crazy. I dont even particuarly like MtG. Last i played was edition IV to VI.
Juliamon: rip blip
Bugberry: @Juliamon like phylacteries?
EvilBadman: rip the LRR Tout
JoannaTastic: Blog Early Blog Often
Mr_Horrible: so "mespace"
Juliamon: Bugberry ....I'm not at liberty to say
Natural_Ones_Only: Has LRR ever had a tumblr?
CaptainSpam: @Tevra2 Oh, trust me, there's a lot more than just MtG on this channel. Later tonight, Ian makes sandwiches!
sporkraptor: LiveJournal alum here
Juliamon: Multiple tumblrs
Mr_Horrible: I've still got it in my bookmarks
JessieImproved: Webrings actually are returning! People on Mastadon are starting to use it anyway
anclag: I think you’ll find that as the last active account, you now own Beto.
Mr_Horrible: I checked the Live schedule via it occasionally
MikeV1976: why not mill to fuel Songcrafter?
247Gremlin: Websites, they're good
cheezweazl: Geocities, here we come!
sporkraptor: UseNet baybeeee
Mr_Horrible: I'm here for the 90s *internet* again, not so much other aspects of the 90s
JessieImproved: The 90s internet with current internet speeds slaps
goombalax: let's have 90's era rent while we are at it
Tevra2: The late 90s were fun, and early 00 too.
sporkraptor: damn I miss UseNet...
Athelgar: lets all get our plastic covers out for the living room PC
Natural_Ones_Only: Is this just a super long MSDOS commercial?
Tevra2: There were hope.
sporkraptor: oh yeah, it's still there... and it's not shock fulla spam any more!
Wolfstrike_NL: Internet without an add every 40 pixels and 300 cookies with every page click?
Juliamon: I miss screensavers
Wolfstrike_NL: Sign me up
Elboron_Sr: Johnny Castaway was the best screensaver
sporkraptor: YES flying toasters! I had a friend who worked for AfterDark XD
Tevra2: I had a bluescreen screensaver that i installed at LAN when everyone was asleep.
247Gremlin: I also miss music visualizers
Tevra2: Yes, im a terrorist
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I love every time I remember that their name was supposed to be literal when they were originally concocted
Bruceski: I can't remember the name it had, but I'd sit and watch the little plinko balls pile up for an hour.
BrowneePointz: Gotta say Graham, as a FF9 Evangelist I’m super glad Vivi is juiced as hell
JessieImproved: I'll admit I've watched the Roku fish tank for a long time
RayFK: Macamp?
Tevra2: I still use old winamp...
247Gremlin: @Tevra2 I've heard it Hwips the llama's ass
Juliamon: Winamp2 is the only Winamp as far as I'm concerned
NornsFelidar: winamp skins 🥺
constablecrab: WinAmp visualizers were the business!
Greyah: Y'all ever seen the winamp skin museum?
Natural_Ones_Only: My solution is called "Youtube with adblockers"
sporkraptor:
@Natural_Ones_Only *fingerguns*
247Gremlin: Ughhh I miss my mini Winamp skins and top-of-screen hiding
Tevra2: @247Gremlin It really does! Got winamp v5.581 running.
Natural_Ones_Only: Do we go big or go home
Mangledpixel: boop
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247Gremlin: I also kinda miss shoutcasted radio stations and pro gamer matches.
Tevra2: Task manager?
BrowneePointz: remember the og Xbox? visualizer?(may have been 360) that thing SLAPPED
Mr_Horrible: @247Gremlin browsing fragvids and later, alienwarearena, for the new compilations
sporkraptor: taskmaster
RayFK: Ass manager
Natural_Ones_Only: Killing tasks since idk
RayFK: Task Gommanger
247Gremlin: @Mr_Horrible Yesssss
nymistrya: @BrowneePointz Oh hey, its the memories of my youth
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Mangledpixel: time is an illusion
trainpants: Lunchtime doubly so
247Gremlin: Oh I forgot to click!
Natural_Ones_Only: Nice mox you got there
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sporkraptor: "Hi, I'm Loading Ready Run. You may know me from such popular shows as Desert Bus, The Panelists, or Commodore Hustle."
NornsFelidar: @mangledpixel like hope
KodeMage: you have the mana to cast it twice?
goombalax: I built Kotis in the midweek event and won all my matches to opponent immediately conceding
sporkraptor: "I come here not to praise Kotis, but to kill it"
RayFK: Play your gain land
RayFK: Get 1 life
RayFK: Live at 1
RayFK: Then die next turn
goombalax: this is why WOCT hired him
KodeMage: solid plan
goombalax: it is
RayFK: My play ability has nothing to do me with my #wotcstaff status. I am so bad
Bruceski: I went 7-1 with a Kotis in draft that never managed to hit an opponent but the things they had to do to avoid it left them constantly on the back foot for the rest of my deck.
Natural_Ones_Only: The Sandwich Scene is still one of my favorite things
Diabore: so you had a bit of a chat on TTC about final fantasy, whats your favourite card youve seen so far graham?
wordnerdify: Elrond in a better dress?
247Gremlin: Elrond in a much prettier dress?
Bruceski: Bakshi Galadriel was "random blonde model"
Natural_Ones_Only: The Aerith card is *rude*
GhostValv:
her preview image is great 
RayFK: God, the crowd reaction for Aerith at the panel was amazing
RayFK: You could HEAR how fast people read
EvilBadman: Hahaha
Bruceski: WHEN she dies
Bugberry: This set has made me realize I know a lot less about FF than I thought.
Earthenone: at least you get her materia back
BrowneePointz: she has a Chairith promo from Rebirth as well
CaptainSpam: I can't help but see "some card game as an card in MtG" and think "So, it's like Shaharazad, but..."
KodeMage: is there a card with Cloud in a dress yet? I want to get that one.
Diabore: @BrowneePointz remake*
BrowneePointz: SHOW CORI VIVI!!!!!
goombalax: alternatively he's just Ragavan
Natural_Ones_Only: Countersquall cannot counter Squall, game bad
EvilBadman: there's also a Zidane that's a Ragavan reprint
Luna_TheOtter: @KodeMage there sure is
KodeMage: to card kingdom I go
BrowneePointz: Vivi is JUICED and his Japanese art is SO good
Bruceski: @KodeMage Clever Concealment
Earthenone: vivi, (name before voices)
QuixoticScrivener: hooray a new guttersnipe!
EvilBadman: @KodeMage I think they're still behind
KodeMage: @Bruceski ty vm
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Diabore: i love that the roaming chocobo has colours
Diabore: and the gold one is serialized
goombalax: they might be one in each deck, since all 4 decks use white
Bruceski: I haven't seen any 6 opera references yet
raulghoulia: there is. the manager is quoted in flavor text
BrowneePointz: ultros has not shown up yet
Diabore: @goombalax the numbering suggests that its 1 in the ff7 deck and the others in collectors
BrowneePointz: my fave Cori is Cinco de Chocobo
Bruceski: I think not counting Commander what we've seen so far is 4-5 cards from each game, 10 from 7, and 20 from 14
Diabore: there has to be a squat reference
BrowneePointz: freya being a 1 mana 1/1 flying knight is incredible. shes also a mana dork
EvilBadman: the Through the Ages bonus sheet has some heaters
Diabore: itll be a crime if there isnt
Natural_Ones_Only: Did any of the LRR team write flavor text for it?
Natural_Ones_Only: Wait
Bruceski: Definitely revealed a lot more FF14 cards than others so far, understandable. Some artist revealed that they got to put their WoL in the art.
Shurtal: somehow making "Kill 2 of your party members then go fight Ruby Weapon" into a mechanic
Greyah: Hildibrant Manderville showing up in the FFXIV precon had me cackling for a good few minutes.
Greyah: Hildibrand*
Shurtal: @Greyah Like only Manderville Man Manderville Can
ForOhForError: they're very much servicing the ffxiv fans
KodeMage: Ok, we might wait a bit on buying that Clever Concealment... it's preordering for $30 and is a reprint.
Bugberry: unlimited Buster Sword works.
aerohydra: there are other weapons in ff7
EvilBadman: Buster makes him feel good though
Natural_Ones_Only: But Bustin makes me feel good
BrowneePointz: Also I was thoroughly shocked at how good they made Lightning’s card and how they brought Meld back for Fang & Vanille
aerohydra: hardedge is literally called hardedge
Shurtal: It's like Aiden Pierce's Iconic Hat, Graham
RayFK: The temptation to pull an Adam and snipe
Natural_Ones_Only: @EvilBadman We had the same idea, great idea
EvilBadman: Jitte coulda been Nail Bat
Shurtal: Ultima Weapon is a card
Greyah: I just love that there's 16 different printings of Cid.
Diabore: fun fact about roadwatcher, if you cant mill you get NOTHING
fasil_tai: Is French language common in BC?
BrowneePointz: also Graham that new Amano art for Terra? Fucking SLAPS! also his new Kefka art? FREAKIN SLAPS!
Bugberry: ironically, they didn't cut too deep with Cloud's swords.
Diabore: @Greyah only 15 sadly, 1 didnt have a cid
Diabore: @Greyah unless you are also counting the cid in the commander decks
fasil_tai: Thank you for answering. I was wondering because Ornitier is kind of a french name.
aerohydra: @Diabore well actually (this is a joke about a retcon)
RayFK: Gain land next turn
BrowneePointz: I love that they asked Amano what characters he wanted to do new art for and he just snapped off “Terra and Kefka”
Shurtal: calling it now, drawing a land next turn
xantos69: Only 2 lands left in the deck? No way we draw them now.
raulghoulia: Ultros (and Chupon) is featured on the art for Snort
DAC169:
in before your next 2 draws are lands 
EvilBadman: @Diabore there's an ff7 specific Cid in the commander deck too
fasil_tai: Which is why it is hard to pronounce XD
Shurtal: dangit
Diabore: @EvilBadman i caveat-ed in a second message if they were counting that one
BrowneePointz: I hope this set convinces more people to play 9. 9 is SUCH a good game
ForOhForError: "vivi ohmygosh" "that's not what I'm called"
xantos69: Guess we flash it in now?
TehAmelie: hello! are we winning pals?
RayFK: Remember, end of turn
Bugberry: I'm curious if there are any future sets that will use Town subtypes. Maybe Marvel?
RayFK: Gotta do it this turn
TehAmelie: or winning acquaintances?
Diabore: no one knows what beej is doing, not even the meat controlling beej
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BrowneePointz: oh yea they showed of Jecht late last night or early this morning and his card is Perfect. as is Vincent’s
TehAmelie: the Umbral Web
BrowneePointz: off*
KodeMage: aww... spirits don't have flying
Bruceski: I think there's still a land in te deck, you could dragonstorm it out
anclag: selling your secrets…on store.loadingreadyrun.com!
Natural_Ones_Only: The MemeStream messed up the meat
TehAmelie: in the tone of Colonel Kilgore going "Charlie don't surf": Spirits don't fly!
xantos69: @Natural_Ones_Only Its ok, we went into their heads and smoothed out the meat.
Natural_Ones_Only: they're made of meat?
Diabore: hehe, stabby stabby
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Earthenone: im disapointed its not just murder
TehAmelie: what will they ever do when the statistics just keep showing people like games where they win and don't like the ones where they lose?
fasil_tai: @Shurtal Thanks you, nice friend
BrowneePointz: AND Matt Mercer got to preview him!
Shurtal: Or Jason
Shurtal: or Leatherface, or whatever it was
Bruceski: I enjoyed the playtest comment on A Realm Reborn of "we tried to make a version that involved restarting the game but just couldn't make it work."
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BrowneePointz: Freya has a pretty good card for an uncommon Cori
Diabore: the bonus sheet cards are wild too, theyll be so expensive
BrowneePointz: since it seems you’re a 9 fan
SquareDotCube: I'm curious just how much of the FF set will work its ways into Highlander with all the legendaries
BrowneePointz: all the dragoons so far has flying on your turn for jumpies
Earthenone: all dragoons seem to have jump
BrowneePointz: Freya has Jump too
EvilBadman: and Kain
Diabore: as does the dragoons lance
Athelgar: Legend of Dragoon? the JRPG that criminally hasnt had a sequel or remaster?
Bugberry: Jump also shows up on a couple Dragoons.
BrowneePointz: that’s 10/10 design
TehAmelie: but is there a FF6 Ci who dies if you don't persistently shove fish into his mouth?
TehAmelie: Cid
raulghoulia: the ides of May
Bruceski: The FF11 Dragoon is the wyvern, who creates a 1/1 Hero to come along.
Shurtal: Stinky doesn't have jump
Greyah: If they wanted to make the dragoon Jump accurate to how it was in the old games, they should've made it work like Meandering Towershell.
SquareDotCube: yep, ol Gae Bolg
BrowneePointz: my birthday is in 2 days?
Diabore: theres an uncommon copy spell that hits artifact creature or land graham, 2uu
aitsu100: oooo
Bugberry: Jump also being the Magic term for temporary flying since the original Jump spell is a perfect merger of two games having similar terminology.
Natural_Ones_Only: Cori .exe has crashed
RayFK: Sure is May 15th
beckett_brass: I am back. What we doing now? Namely, what deck we playing?
Earthenone: we are doing stormscale scion turbo
Earthenone: in limited dragonstorm
beckett_brass: I see. I will have to look up how the deck works later.
xantos69: Attack first since it has vigi
RatherLargeToad: There is a Good King Mog
BrowneePointz: oh yea Cait Sith’s commander deck card is kinda good
A_Dub888: What up fam, how we stormin'?
SquareDotCube: actually thinking about it there would be what, also 16 designs for Goblin?
beckett_brass: @A_Dub888 Hello. Welcome to magic
xantos69: I like Cori's plan.
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Natural_Ones_Only: This is the part where we kill them?
BrowneePointz: oh yea Choco is a legendary Birds Matter Commander Cori!
BrowneePointz: more 9 love!
aitsu100: gib Portal 3
g0blinslide: Valve has a new game in beta right now thats fun as hell, Deadlock
Natural_Ones_Only: Because they're making infinity more money with Steam
Earthenone: what about the sequel to portal 2,portal 3: kingdoms
beckett_brass: Personally, despite not being a spellslinger, I'm excited to make a Vivi deck
SquareDotCube: Artifact was such a whiff
TheWooglie: I have friends who said HL Alyx ruined VR for them
KingOfDoma: I want Choco as a commander BAD. TYPAL BIRBS
g0blinslide: I saw Nelly play Deadlock once or twice on stream
Diabore: they uh, they got a big dargon in hand huh
beckett_brass: Or a Sin deck.
Earthenone: im sure the chocomander will make an aperance under ians control on a fnpf at some point
Diabore: what if we just attack with master?
Diabore: too slow
BrowneePointz: Ureni DO be a Nonbinary Bomb
beckett_brass: I think they kind of have to
beckett_brass: Yeah, I looked up the card. Looks nuts
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beckett_brass: Stormscale Scion
Earthenone: 39
TheWooglie: sorry yes, they've not found anything nearly as good at HL Layx
TheWooglie: ^as
beckett_brass: Imagine making 30 Stormscale Scion
SquareDotCube: I'll take a non-VR Alyx, which I hear exists but Valve hates that it does
beckett_brass: 39*
Bugberry: I like it when they manage to come up with flavor-neutral stuff in UB sets, and Self-Destruct looks funny.
BrowneePointz: Cait Sith is pretty good. as is Hojo
BrowneePointz: I’m so mad Hojo is good. creepy prick
A_Dub888: !card hojo
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
beckett_brass: @Bugberry Looks funny, but I feel bad that it doesn't actually guarantee a self-destruct
TehAmelie: i only hope they made Gilbert Gottfied proud
Earthenone: gotta find... (draws stormscale scion)
TehAmelie: yes in my headcanon Hojo is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried (impersonated by Graham)
Bugberry: I'm disappointed we haven't seen more Sidequests, but I'm sure they're coming.
beckett_brass:
No, it's Armament Dragon. If it was gross, it would have been named Gross
Earthenone: clearly it should trigger twice per creature per turn
BrowneePointz: Also Graham is gonna kill SO many people in draft with Galuf’s Final Act
beckett_brass: @Earthenone No. No more Nadu!
Natural_Ones_Only: Real glad they didn't Nadu that
Natural_Ones_Only: We're at 20 life
A_Dub888: @Natural_Ones_Only they Nadidn't
Natural_Ones_Only: 4 dragons?
raulghoulia: the only ff12 cars ive seen are Balthier and Fran and a Vaan killing rats card and I am praying for more
Diabore: yknow what would have been a great preview thing? a different FF for each day
TehAmelie: lorge drogon
Diabore: dragon the massive balls
Earthenone: dragonstorm globe should have had a "if you control 7 of these, win the game" clause
A_Dub888: oh
beckett_brass: But they will
Diabore: so good news is they dont have a white currently
Diabore: eff
beckett_brass: As in the DND spell?
TehAmelie: !card wish
LRRbot: Wish [2R] | Sorcery | You may play a card you own from outside the game this turn.
CaptainSpam:
"I wish to win the game". Done. 
Mr_Horrible: "That wish is beyond my power" lookin' ass
BrowneePointz: but yea Galuf’s Final Act is a WILD combat trick and I expect Graham and Cori to get and get got by it a lot in FF draft
BrowneePointz: read the card and you’ll see why lol
Mr_Horrible: at least it's not an onboard trick
Mr_Horrible:
TehAmelie: have you drawn all of your lands?
BrowneePointz: I did say you’ll also get!
Mr_Horrible: me when I get
beckett_brass: You have four arms?
TheWooglie: BrowneePointz did say both ways
Bugberry: Galuf's Final Act plus Jumbo Cactuar is definitely something that will happen in Limited.
beckett_brass: @Bugberry Oh heck
ghizmou: why would kill your cactuar
TheWooglie: block a first strike creature
Earthenone: put it on jumbo castuar, get 10000 counters
Mr_Horrible: essentially trading and leaving the creature behind
A_Dub888: Galuf makes Kryle swole in FFV?
Bugberry: @Earthenone 10001
TehAmelie: oh heck that's right Cactuar is a thing. does it do 1000 damage?
GapFiller: skin IS just a costume to quote Heather
Mr_Horrible: okay, *I* was trying not to make it morbid, but I can appreciate it, as a body horror fan
BrowneePointz: also Zack’s card not also giving the creature your girlfriend seems like a flavor fail
Bruceski: @TehAmelie When it attacks it gets +999/+0
TehAmelie: ha
beckett_brass: @TehAmelie Gets +999/+0
Diabore: not just riverwalked, riverwhomped
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz that's the counters
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Diabore: whatever happened to the rotating premier draft alongside the current set? when did that go away?
Mr_Horrible:
also, to maintain appropriate flavor, you technically need to lose (or at least be behind on board at some point) in every game you play Galuf's Final Act in 
TehAmelie: strong Infinity Elemental vibes there
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
Juliamon: POKER NIGHT
Earthenone: i hardly Know her night
TehAmelie: i refuse to believe squids can love
beckett_brass: @TehAmelie Ah, but what is love?
TehAmelie: octopuses, though, the big brains of the sea
Juliamon: who says it's the squid doing the loving?
micalovits: @TehAmelie Super Earth is very sure squids can't love democracy
the_fanerdic: @beckett_brass baby, don’t hurt me
beckett_brass: @TehAmelie What is an octopus but a mishapen squid?
TehAmelie: a strictly better squid
A_Dub888: Big brain squid
GapFiller: hasnt several decades of hentai proven the fallacy of anything w/ tentacles being incapable of love
beckett_brass: @GapFiller No, it's only proven that people want them to be able to love
A_Dub888: they're definiitely curious
TehAmelie: it's funny cause in my first language they're both called ink-fish. ink-fish and ten-armed ink-fish
Juliamon: I wonder how many kinds of love can be had.
TehAmelie: oh hi
Earthenone: @Juliamon 69
Mr_Horrible: must be mating season
A_Dub888: !quote baxter
LRRbot: Quote #7826: "[repeated loud meowing]" —Baxter [2021-10-27]
Diabore: oh right graham, i imagine people sent it to you immediately but what do you think of the tonberry card?
CaptainSpam: Sounds like you come from the land of the ice and snow.
goombalax: lmao
Mr_Horrible: Tersa please, we just paid this light off
xantos69: Hey G and Cori, I'm going to be in Victoria in September. I've been asking the LRR folks what the best places to eat are. What is your favorite local place to eat?
beckett_brass: Does Tersa like to keep people in the dark?
NornsFelidar: dog!
A_Dub888: watch the
Mr_Horrible: I want a Tonberry King with a representation of Everybody's Grudge
Bugberry: There's already Odin which kills on hit.
raulghoulia: saving the you lose the game card for Odin
Earthenone: i hope paul adds the tonberry wiggle sound to play when we remove stun counters
Greyah: The summons are so dang cool.
goombalax: I'd have liked it to be Unstoppable Slasher but it comes in with the stun counters
beckett_brass: @Greyah Agreed
iris_of_ether: That's so damn good
A_Dub888: watch the FF Alchemy Tonberry has "this creature's power is equal to each creature your opponent controlled that died this game"
Athelgar: i still think stun counters are one of the best 'new' mechanics weve had become evergreen
Mr_Horrible: they should have Zan flip a coin to see if the player loses
RayFK: Bud your gung is showing
Shurtal: Gonna Gunge 'em up
noSmokeFire: who's up gunging their lance
TehAmelie: that poor translator did not have time to look up norse mythology
BrowneePointz: we BETTER get Edward, Spoony Bard Graham
ghizmou: very creative
EvilBadman: Yeah no alchemy, since they're not doing FF:Tactics
TehAmelie: yeop
Juliamon: Yes, I've seen Oh My Goddess
aerohydra: this guy are sick
GapFiller: EvilBadman l i t t l e m o n e y
Shurtal: that's like 3-4 levels of language Telephone
beckett_brass: Dang, didn't realize it was just one person
vibratingsheep: Ancient Greek as filtered through Japanese is why we have Chupon instead of Typhon
vibratingsheep: and Ultros instead of Orthros
raulghoulia: I love that you can get Korean BBQ in Wall Market
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman boooooo [aesthetic], and booooo [substantive]
TehAmelie: oh that's what Ultros is about
iris_of_ether: @gapfiller I love Tactics but that is psychic damage
BrowneePointz: Yea I really wish he didn't have the Blaxploitation accent in the remake
RayFK: They keep closing
Diabore: theres a korean bbq store in remake's wallmarket
Greyah: In my heart the FFV protagonist is still called Butz.
xantos69: What are your best picks?
beckett_brass: @Greyah He will always be called Butz
RayFK: Thunderbird, 649, Chimac
iris_of_ether: Hungry...
xantos69: When I travel I like to sample the local stuff. So whatever you have that is "Best" and "Local"
Mr_Horrible: @Greyah my canon is Batz because Legend of the Crystals anime was my first exposure to 4's world
Shurtal: Borger
TehAmelie: in my heart Amarant in FF9 is always gonna be called Salamander. can you believe they changed that because they thought it would make people think of salmonella?
Bugberry: Do yall have options for Mexican food?
Earthenone:
which burger is the one you are allowed to flip a coin to see if you pay or not?
A_Dub888: I want a burger with extra pork belly, egg, and seaweed (Ace Attorney!)
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun to answer the korean bbq question, theres a korean bbq store in ff7 remake's wallmarket
beckett_brass: @TehAmelie Yep (as in I can believe it)
GapFiller: Earthenone Floyds Mahoney which isnt a burger
GapFiller: and apparently isnt worth it anymore
EvilBadman: Az and I had good food at Dosa Paragon last year
aerohydra: any good pho places?
xantos69: We also have a Korean BBQ place here. It is life altering chicken.
GapFiller: oooh banh mi
RayFK: Korean Fried Chicken: Thunderbird for take out, Chimac is tough to beat for VIBES for sit down.
aerohydra: my other big draw would be used bookstores, any of those?
RayFK: Foo Box is great for a takeout lunch, caramel chicken is goated
xantos69: Ok, I gotta ask. If I wanted "genuine poutine" Where would I go?
RayFK: Nubo is great for more expensive Japanese
GapFiller: any decent BC Cuisine? (also is there even a specific BC Cuisine)
beckett_brass: @RayFK Caramel chicken intrigues me
iris_of_ether:
RayFK: hearing that it's a pizza place made me actually mad?
GapFiller:
eyyy ghost kitchen
v_nome:
EvilBadman: Colin Jost?
GapFiller: thats surely false advertising
beckett_brass: Maybe they sell poutine pizza?
Earthenone: there is a place near me called pizza house, should i try and order poutine?
EvilBadman: @Earthenone Always
iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering that Chuck E Cheese was running ghost kitchens during the--heeeey
BrowneePointz: idk if Ian played 9 Cori, but you MAY wanna tell him that Choco is a Legendary Birds Typal Commander
raulghoulia: can every stream this week mention Chuck E Cheese please?
SquareDotCube: I wonder, is there a Shinra Transport Truck vehicle card in the new FF set? Because it would be a great reference if there was
A_Dub888: @iris_of_ether There were ghosts in the kitchens? Are Chuck E Cheeses haunted!?
BrowneePointz: OH he doesn't like TERROR birds
Geldaran: Wark?!
BrowneePointz: that's BIRDIST
beckett_brass: But, but, chocobo!
ContingentCat: if it was a bird from Jojo
EvilBadman: where ever we got gyros from that one night at DB was pretty good
Earthenone: maybe they will do an omenpath chocobo and make it a normal bird
CaptainSpam: I guess Ian is not Usidore the Blue after all.
NotCainNorAbel: But birds can already fly
iris_of_ether: @a_dub888 After everything I've heard about them from documentaries I would not be shocked
SolarBlitz1: Bird up!
raulghoulia: Ian sounds like he would have strong opinions about wark vs kweh
Geldaran: that sounds busted.
BrowneePointz: everyone should play 9
aerohydra: do it!
BrowneePointz: 9 is REALLY GOOD
RayFK: I started replaying X
xantos69:
50 Thanks for the great food tips. I look forward to trying them.
iris_of_ether: The FFIX PC port is solid
Athelgar: @Earthenone im sure there is someone testing how dyeable a live ostrich is lol
beckett_brass: I need to play through 9 to finally finish it. Ditto with X
bujabin: speed run 9 for the weapon
raulghoulia: @RayFK how many lightnings have you dodged?
EvilBadman: I bought the pixel remasters. I should play 10. It's one of my few blind spots.
A_Dub888: I'm not saying I started a playthrough of FFX after preordering the precon but....
Syntheticuh: @LoadingReadyRun do you have a final fantasy you like a lot more than consensus? mine is 13-2
Earthenone: i acidently corruped my 7 file by buying too many materia
TehAmelie: i wanted to replay 9 for the last week, but if i do it now i'm just gonna be a trend follower
BrowneePointz: For folks who haven't had the chance, definitely play the remasters/ports of 6 and 9. They still hold up SO well
beckett_brass:
@TehAmelie Break the trend. Replay X-2 instead
iris_of_ether: I ended up beating it completely outside of getting dumpstered by Osma
Athelgar: i am STILL mad at my brother for deleting save files lol
RayFK: X-x2 remaster is great for the "boosts" once you get to the "gotta grind max level for superbosses" and you don't care to do that anymore
EvilBadman: I think people are coming around on 8. Not a lot of people, but yeah
BrowneePointz: 13 works more than it doesn't, but it's not GREAT
A_Dub888: @raulghoulia Follow up, how many chocobo races have you won with sub 0 times?
Syntheticuh:
Diabore: 13-3 is sooooo bad
iris_of_ether: Yasssss Cori with the GoaT choice
RayFK: @raulghoulia 94
SquareDotCube: I still remember Kathleen's stream of 13-3 and being frustrated by it
BrowneePointz: 8 is a baaaaaad game. the story is good
frameshifty: i wonder if i should give 13 another chance now
beckett_brass: I wasn't aware that XIII had a third game
BrowneePointz: mechanically 8 baaaaaaaaaaaad
TheMandrew: i love 8
RayFK: @A_Dub888 The 1 I needed to do
RayFK: 8 fucking slaps
bujabin: 8s music was real good.
EvilBadman: Same, G
GapFiller: regardless of relative quality always preferred 8 to 9
iris_of_ether: He softened on it but he hated 8 at the time, from mechanics. Loved Laguna tho
Diabore: and then triple triad
LostThePirate: People tend to like 7 OR 8, but rarely both.
RayFK: Yeah but now Pictos exist and they are perfect
Syntheticuh: yeah 8 was soooo confusing for me the first time
couchboyj: There's 8s spundtrack was a banger
raulghoulia: @A_Dub888 Your comment stressed me out. I never try to dodge lightning. but I always race chocobos and it takes so long!
Syntheticuh: conversely, ffx sphere grid was the easiest thing to understand immediately and its near perfect
BrowneePointz: 4 6 and 9 are SO GOOOOOD
Uniclonus: 8 had the worst mechanical choice of using magic makes you weaker
TehAmelie: the final dungeon was the breaking point to me. remember having to guess which stuff you needed to unlock?
beckett_brass: @Syntheticuh My brother would disagree with you heavily, but I cannot speak for him
EOstby: Begun, the Console Wars have.
SquareDotCube: And then you have Chrono Cross which decided magic still exists despite the end of Trigger and then hey everyone knows magic now!
GapFiller: heres my controversial reason for disliking 9 (which has nothing to do w/ the game itself): FFIX is reactionary
xantos69: I never engaged with any FF product until I watched you do the Play it Forward. I liked the concept of the materia system, so I lifted it whole cloth and put it in a D&D campaign. Players loved it.
A_Dub888: @RayFK You're perfect
Geldaran: @Uniclonus unless you just ground the crap out of collecting magic, which was boring as hell.
tsp397: I play one Final Fantasy game every 15 years so I can't remember the mechanics anyway
Bugberry: I still have not played original Tactics, but the DS Tactics are among my favorite RPGs.
SolarBlitz1: Tactics Advance is one of my favourites, and I am yet to beat it
SquareDotCube: glitch cat
Robot_Bones: Most cats do render
iris_of_ether: The very ending of FF Tactics chokes me up
Shurtal: like, 8, 9, 10 and 11 all went into production at the same time, pretty much
krakenocean33: hows it going
Bugberry: @SolarBlitz1 it's one of the first games I emulated because I didn't want to dig around for my cartridge. There's some cool post-game stuff, and some characters return in the DS one too.
beckett_brass: @krakenocean33 Hello. Welcome to FF talk
TehAmelie: to my mind the only bad part of 9 was that the handbook wanted you to use their website to look up the really good stuff. but GameFAQS solved that
BrowneePointz: and the funny thing is people THINK 9 is "haha fantasy whimsy" but then it deals with some of the darkest topics in a real way more than most of the franchise
raulghoulia: I remember something about Xenogears possibly being an FF entry at one point in tis development
GapFiller: aiui something similar happend w/ Resident Evil: Code Veronica was meant to be RE3 until the actual RE3 went into production
beckett_brass: @BrowneePointz Yep
Shurtal: Like how Seven was the third game to be, internally, 7. Xenogears and Parasite Eve were, at one point or another, going ot be Final Fantsy 7 before they changed hteir minds
iris_of_ether: Diggy diggy bird
Bugberry: it's interesting to compare FF's relationship with technology in fantasy with Magic's.
Earthenone: my biggest complaint with 9 is that your stats gained on level up were based on the equipment you were wearing, so if you level up early your max stats were super low
BrowneePointz: Yea...I miss the Jobs
iris_of_ether: That's FF5
iris_of_ether: And 14
raulghoulia: FF12 or riot~
Earthenone: (9 is still in my too 3 ff's)
BrowneePointz: Zodiac age changes that game in a MASSIVE way
Diabore: zodiac age is pretty great
Syntheticuh:
@Shurtal i think i heard similar about 6 and chrono trigger? like the devs were split on which story to do and ended up splitting in two and making both games. which, wow. two all time classics at once 
A_Dub888: Cori "I like jobs" Dickenson
TehAmelie: hey, that's still more lenient than FF6's esper level up bonuses
Bugberry: Tactics A2 had some really cool jobs. The Gria are also a cool race I wish were in other games.
BrowneePointz: Zodiac Age makes 12 better than 10 for me
A_Dub888: Yeah Zodiac Ag rocks
Earthenone: !fran
Syntheticuh: ff12 is babys first programming game and i lvoe it
Syntheticuh: YES!
GapFiller: once again for the record G that FF12 PiF was great
LostThePirate: Your PiF of FF7 got a lot of people through the early parts of lockdowns, but it started right after my son was born, so it gave me something to watch during maternity leave (which ended a few weeks into lockdowns).
Syntheticuh: same wavelength
EvilBadman: I liked both 15 and 16, but the old "FF" turn-based, party and jobs itch is now being scratched by the Like a Dragons
raulghoulia: damn the Fran command is gone
A_Dub888: FF12 Combat: How to If/Else
GapFiller: apart form owt else it reminded me why 12 is for my money one of the best if not THE best in the series
SquareDotCube: FF12, where you tell the game to play itself
BrowneePointz: Well all we can hope for Graham is for Expedition 33 to influence Square to dig back in that old school well
TehAmelie: today i got this great idea from a Chinese-Canadian streamer learning French: watch a lot of children's programming
Diabore: oh it was only 2 years ago, huh, thought it was longer
Shurtal: my only playthrough of FF12 i got ot the second to last dungeon (without knowing it was the second to last) got stuck, looked up a guide, found out it was the second to last dungeon, then dropped the game
RayFK: FOR THOSE WHO COME AFTER
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I mean, it's not just Clair Obscur, a ton of more traditional rpgs have been hugely successful recently
Robot_Bones: FF12 also really benefited from the Fast Forward feature from the reamaster
TehAmelie: i loove turn based
Syntheticuh: FOR THOSE WHO COME AFTER
Mr_Horrible: it's just SE being silly like SE does all the time
Traion: @RayFK TOMORROW COMES
EvilBadman: they have been doing two turn games! Both Octopaths!
A_Dub888: You'd think they'dve learned their lesson after Bravely Default and Octopath Traveler
GapFiller: wasnt Bravely Default meant to be an OG style RPG for people who craved it too
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible I agree, but Expedition 33 in particular is getting BG3 level acclaim and coverage so that's why I went to it
LostThePirate: That PiF also got me off the YT channel and into the Twitch chat, as I didn't want to have to wait several days for new episodes to get posted to YT, heh.
TehAmelie: the combat system in FFX is the best part of it!
SquareDotCube: the problem is that they keep getting data from people who *don't play their games*
xantos69: The only turn based game I ever really liked was X-COM. But I would gladly buy another one of that.
fasil_tai: People love Persona
raulghoulia: and are Jobs games
GapFiller: A_Dub888 Right!? people keep making these OG RPG's
GapFiller: its almost like people want that
BrowneePointz: and Yoshi-P didn't want to do it for 16
Diabore: are you thinking dungeon encounters cori?
SquareDotCube: FF16 AKA Particle Party
accountmadeforants: Cinematic = Passively watching movies, the math checks out
Syntheticuh: ive never played devil may cry but i was told ff16 was like babys first devil may cry. loved the setting, music, visuals, and characters of it too
TheAwkes: We're playing as people who are much better at fighting and making fighting decisions than we are, let us take our time doing it once in a while.
TehAmelie: was 15 the all-boys road trip one?
BrowneePointz: that reminds me I need to pick up the Dragon Quest Pixel Remasters. I heard very good things
Earthenone: i thought ff16 was game of thrones, based solely on checklpoint stories
GapFiller: TehAmelie yep
BrowneePointz: err 2d-3d remake*
Mr_Horrible: like, Atlus continues to make all their RPGs traditional combat structure, and they are pretty much all extremely well-received
Diabore: @TehAmelie yup
TehAmelie: cause after that i was hoping for an all-girls
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Oh yeah, BG3, ANOTHER game with Turn Based Combat
GapFiller: Kathleen getting mad at that Florence Welch Stand By Me cover in the FF15 intro lives rent free in my head
raulghoulia: the characters do say fuck a lot
CuteTeaGoat: @TehAmelie well that was X-2
the_fanerdic: @tehamelie that was Ffx-2
SquareDotCube: I honestly think cinematography has too much of an influence on game development
Diabore: you can tell 16 was HEAVILY got influenced
Bugberry: are there coffee mugs?
beckett_brass: Got it, so I'm not playing it.
BrowneePointz: 16 feels a lot like someone looked at GRRM and went "Easy I can do this"
micalovits: So unlike early game of thrones
BrowneePointz: and they could not, in fact, do that
EvilBadman: FF16 is bayonetta kaiju big battle. It's narrative is really good, but most of the Final Fantasy-ness of it is auxiliary.
EvilBadman: Ben Starr killed that performance
BrowneePointz: Ben is lovely
RatherLargeToad: I’m OK with them trying that once for 16, but would like them to go back to their roots next time
Dog_of_Myth: Ben Starr is great
BrowneePointz: I do not like Clive. but I love Ben
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz you're lovely
Syntheticuh: ff16 cid va is incredible
Syntheticuh: loved him
xantos69: Betrayal only really "works" in stories if the characters and the viewer/reader don't see it coming. That is why you need to use it really sparingly and only with thoughtful intent.
RatherLargeToad: Mid is also fun
Mr_Horrible: mr ineson is always a treat
BrowneePointz: oh yea Ralph Ineson as the hottest Cid has ever been was really good
GapFiller: regardless of every other FF16 opinion naming the hero Clive is an all timer
Syntheticuh: probs my favorite cid of all
couchboyj: Not even GRR can do it anymore, apparently
SquareDotCube: If they want to do something radical and bold, FF17 should be 2D pixel art and turn based, just toss out the stuff from the last four FFs (barring FF7 remake/rebirth)
GapFiller: never wont bat for naming yr hero Clive
Shurtal: yeah Ralph Ineson did a great job
accountmadeforants: @RatherLargeToad What roots? Vague D&D-inspired turn-based combat?
BrowneePointz: Mr VVItch Ralph Ineson as Cid was perfect casting
Syntheticuh:
ff16 cid has aura before i even knew what aura was
BrowneePointz: and whoever did that needs a raise
Shurtal: and his and Ben Starks Zaddy/Baby Girl sketch/video thing was great
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz he didn't even have to get hospitalized by a goat this time
EvilBadman: @SquareDotCube I think we're just going to keep getting the spectacle games, and old style is going to be the octopaths and triangle strategies
beckett_brass: I predict that you will not win
Voidhawk42: Hey Drs LRR, I keep hearing cool things about the success of camp Cardboard, any idea when the finished videos will come out of the pipeline? Can't wait to see what you got up to!
BrowneePointz: Idk @EvilBadman Square Board do be Square Board. But it'd be hard not for them to look at BG3 and E33's success and FF16's mixed landing and not take a hard look
RatherLargeToad:
@accountmadeforants Pretty much 
GapFiller: EvilBadman ...what does it say to have completely forgotten Triangle Strategy came out three years ago
Diabore: sadly we just dobs
accountmadeforants:
@RatherLargeToad Alright, I can respect it 
Earthenone: it is starting to feel like the harvest moon/story of seasons thing, where if you enjoyed old harvest moon games, avoid things called harvest moon and go for the story of seasons ones
GapFiller:
is Camp Cardboard LRR's very own Chrono Trigger remake? 
micalovits:
Sooo... More north 100 with guest maybe?
RatherLargeToad: @accountmadeforants They can experiment again after that
ContingentCat: ooo things!
Voidhawk42: Commander At Someone Else's Home
GapFiller: who doesnt love things eh
Dog_of_Myth: Excited to see all that when it gets released.
xantos69: So if I was an internet failure, but wanted to go watch these things.... Will there at some point be a set of links to All the stuff that got made?
Mr_Horrible:
a spiritual successor to The Whatever Thing, it's Another Thing
Voidhawk42: Coolio, will keep eyeballs peeled
BrowneePointz: I'm just excited to see this stretch of Tarkir-FF-EoE stuff from y'all since these three sets are right up MY alley and I know thematically are bangers for a lot of you LRR folks too
beckett_brass:
@Voidhawk42 Don't peel your eyeballs, that would hurt
A_Dub888: is it possible to peel an eyeball? wouldn't it just burst?
beckett_brass: @A_Dub888 I'd have to check, but I think that there's an outer layer to the eyeball. Isn't that the cornea?
TheAwkes: Lasic works, so...
Wiliart: Big slammies
the_fanerdic: meanwhile avatar is the redheads stepchild of UB this year
Earthenone: !card spike feeder
LRRbot: Spike Feeder [1GG] | Creature — Spike [0/0] | This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: You gain 2 life.
the_fanerdic: red headed*
Earthenone: looks like just one
Bugberry: @the_fanerdic how? It's the one I'm most excited about personally. It's the first UB set I know the most about.
BrowneePointz: @the_fanerdic people are quite mixed on spiderverse
Robot_Bones: too many +1/+1 counters
Mindfire13: So many +1/+1 counters
NornsFelidar: Big Slams here reporting from the location alongside Windscarred Craig
the_fanerdic: @browneepointz how much of that is because of omen paths though?
Dog_of_Myth: Power up that cow
xantos69: Wow you guys are really milking this bit.
beckett_brass: The cow is on steroids!
SquareDotCube: mooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
iris_of_ether: Beefed up
TehAmelie: in fairness, can you find any cows today that aren't on steroids?
TehAmelie: at least a little bit
SquareDotCube: for some high steaks action
Mr_Horrible: beef's on trend, brother
the_fanerdic: I’m sure Adam has Quote for this juiced cow…
Bruceski: I want a cow hat had a fair fight
jovens_v: Only giga cows for me
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beckett_brass:
I mean, steroids is what gives beef its flavor, right ?
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raulghoulia: I want a cup of that cow's piss
GapFiller: dfft menu right G?
SquareDotCube: how else do you think they get those juicy steaks
xantos69: Antibiotics?
Athelgar: antibiotics
Syntheticuh: the same A&W that tried to do a 1/3 lb burger here and it didnt work cause we thought 1/4 lber was more?
GapFiller: hormone fed beef?
A_Dub888 only knows A&W for their root beer
SquareDotCube: rBST I think?
TehAmelie: BoJack Horseman had this amazing grimdark explanation why people eat meat in a world where every animal is a fable animal with hands and speech. . .
IndustrialRocketScientist: toothpaste, now without arsenic!
nicholasmc1: glutten free rice
YeOldeMark: Gluten free corn chips
beckett_brass: I mean, maybe milk could come from goats
raulghoulia: I saw someone online posting that their phonecase was optimized for AI use
spurius: is like selling salmon garantee not to turn pink
Greyah: Asbestos free!
Juliamon: Gluten free has a valid excuse
CaptainSpam: An XKCD exists for this.
Syntheticuh:
@raulghoulia what does that even mean
GapFiller: theres a whole thing here in Albion rn abt the possibility of all that American stuff happening here
Dog_of_Myth: Best think I saw is vegan steak sauce.
nicholasmc1: @Juliamon yeah factory/packing contamination is a thing
TehAmelie: i think there's a spammer there
Juliamon: Rice harvested and processed on machinery that also processes wheat IS A GLUTEN CONCERN
iris_of_ether: *sighs* Okay though but there's a lot of puffed rice products that AREN'T gluten free because they adulterate
Bruceski: I get a frozen meat lasagna that advertises "double the meat compared to an XYZ lasagna" and I looked it up, that's federally mandated in order to call it a meat lasagna
BrowneePointz: for what it's worth, American A&W is also pretty decent, it's just that...there's like 14 of them left
beckett_brass: @Bruceski LOL
Athelgar: 'Corintian' leather was another one on mentioned on a UTI episode
thaigeprime:
Lie for the job you want
xantos69: Great draw. That should help you turn the corner.
Diabore: i like it on the 5/4
CaptainSpam: Also, American A&W seems to change wildly every few years. Or at least there was a time when it did.
TehAmelie: definitely spambot
Juliamon: ANY grain product has a strong chance of having gluten contamination in the factory
CaptainSpam: The current iteration, for what it's worth, is pretty decent.
Diabore: i think i would have lifelinked now so you have it for blocks
Diabore: oh we're dead
Diabore: sad
Shurtal: "that quail stole your wallet in 8th grade"
ElektroTal: oh, that's a lot of war efforts
emboar2235: it was the quail from the vintage cube stream
GapFiller:
ElektroTal: hi stupid, i'm dad?
Dog_of_Myth: ooof
A_Dub888: I thought you were Graham?
micalovits: The advertising with "No razors in our rice!" Is very much illegal here in the EU
Shurtal: the discourse is officially over
accountmadeforants: That was the Final Final Fantasy discussion, and that's Final.
ElektroTal: that was the Final of all fantasy discourse?
raulghoulia: Grahampid
GapFiller: people can have multiple identities!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hi, Stupid. You're Graham? I think that works?
iris_of_ether: I'm starting to try identifying as a problem
thaigeprime: fam jamasty
A_Dub888: I thought Baxter was the big dummy in your family?
DAC169: Final Famtasy?
TehAmelie: big dummy, but at least not dummy thicc?
SolarBlitz1: Famil Jamtasy
accountmadeforants: Just add some roman numerals
TheAwkes: Famtasy Jamtasy is kinda excellent.
jovens_v: FF Slam jam
xantos69: Fantasy Family Jam sounds NSFW.
BrowneePointz: Famal Jamtasy
Voidhawk42: Remind me, which Final Fantasy was the "boy band roadtrip"?
Flyingdelorion: Family Fantasy? wait that must be an adult movie....
iris_of_ether: 15
ekualizer: this game sucks
ghyllnox: Final Family
TehAmelie: hrng, colonel
v_nome: Famtasy Jamtasy is pretty good though
A_Dub888: @Voidhawk42 XV
bujabin: Final Fam Jam X-2
raulghoulia: jeezus
beckett_brass: @Flyingdelorion Family Guy X Final Fantasy crossover
NornsFelidar: Graham, is there space in that upcoming video of yours that explains why it's called "final"?
BrowneePointz: Cori just murdered a man live on stream
BrowneePointz: bust waist hips ye
ElektroTal: those are worm bearing hips
Dog_of_Myth:
Syntheticuh: LMAO
ElektroTal: he said he was a tube!
xantos69: I don't think you can just say that in 2025
SquareDotCube: I believe they call that shape "banana"
Voidhawk42: Graham is an un modified Blender Cylinder
A_Dub888: @ElektroTal Worm or wurm?
GapFiller: BrowneePointz between this and Ben w/ Jacob last nacht theres been an awful lotta oncamera murder this week
TehAmelie: if i learned anything from Scott Pilgrim, having a higher BWH ratio means you're winning
nicholasmc1: im more of a default cube myself
iris_of_ether: Cori no
SquareDotCube: I mean, could be different, could be a dorito
Voidhawk42: We are all Meat Donuts with legs
thaigeprime: grahams does strike me as having an unfair hitbox
TehAmelie: in the last volume Envy, "the ultimate woman," has 999 in each of the three stats
A_Dub888: @GapFiller To be fair, Jacob did once say Ben looked like a substitute teacher who prefers to be called by his first name
MWGNZ: what is the human version of a timbit?
sporkraptor: I was so unnerved when I learned that humans are basically a donut in biology
beckett_brass: what
iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
Wiliart: The what now?
iris_of_ether: I do
thaigeprime: elaborate
Juliamon: not this again
Voidhawk42:
Oooh, I got that
xantos69: Basically just what it sounds like.
JKBalch: pardon?
BrowneePointz: if you look at the mouth and the butthole humans are a flesh donut
Mai_Andra: "What's the deal... with hairy balls?"
jovens_v: what ?
Juliamon: wasn't this discussed on this stream before??
EvilBadman: ed balls
A_Dub888: that is a theory
A_Dub888: name
Voidhawk42: The reason is: the Donut Hole is unhaired
TehAmelie: this is almost as weird as the three body problem
GapFiller: A_Dub888 yes he had it coming but surely Ben went kinda far
iris_of_ether: That theory is actually useful for some scientific fields
thaigeprime: instructions unclear cannot unsee hairy donut
TehAmelie: what if you have three hairy spheres?
rosesmcgee: We're oblate spheroid doughnuts
the_fanerdic: @tehamelie consult your physician
beckett_brass: As someone with a physics background, I find this conversation strangely fascinating.
the_fanerdic: @tehamelie and/or a priest
xantos69: Nobody likes facing the math of our bodies.
Mr_Horrible: love to be a toroid
Juliamon: that's very "how have I never considered this"
TehAmelie: i was so confused for so long when in my youth i read a sci-fi novel where an alternate earth had a famous physicist called Albert Dreistein
SolarBlitz1: Oblate pondering my sphere
beckett_brass: Remember, because of how our bodies work, whole food technically never enter our body (from a certain point of view)!
Earthenone: ian has toucanns at home?
BrowneePointz: I still wish I could ship a couple boxes of this Cabo Citrus Mt Dew for yall to try. thoroughly shocked at how tasty it is
TehAmelie: "is there like a class of smart people called n-stein?" i thought
xantos69: @SolarBlitz1 You should never ponder your own sphere. That saps your mana.
Mai_Andra: somebody else was just talking about Chuck E Cheese earlier in the week, too...
Athelgar: has Ian made his own animatronic band? that seems like a thing he would plausibly do lol
Voidhawk42: @beckett_brass Depends. I inject sweetcorn right into my veins.
Diabore: i like bounce ad replay
NornsFelidar: not enough white mana?
beckett_brass: @Voidhawk42 That...doesn't sound healthy, but I'm not a doctor, so you do you, I guess.
NornsFelidar: ah that's plains nvm
Mr_Horrible: shatterpause into scoop?
beckett_brass: Nightbrade Bligade.
iDangero: narblarblagargh?
TheAwkes: Men Ache
Mr_Horrible: de asstouch
DAC169: Pronouncing Magic Cards 707?
NornsFelidar: montagna
TehAmelie: "non secateur"
jovens_v: meele
bujabin: is-land
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: still better than Riverwheel Aerialists
Mr_Horrible: fleeing
sporkraptor: cattybeeplepasta
Rebbers: Creeping Peeper
EvilBadman: the _JUGG_ler
mattyonaperc: Have you guys ever wanted to dual stream on youtube for drafts? would love to watch this on my tv while working
Diabore: uh, ops tiger is... exuding pink
TheAwkes: Asmoranamardicadaistinaculdicar? (typing from memory, how wrong am I?)
Juliamon: It's a little complicated to multistream
jovens_v: we sure do
Greyah: I always say Marketback Walker in the cadence of Paperback Writer.
A_Dub888: Steel cutting feels more like a TTSF thing
TehAmelie: "Everyone loves Cori" -Cori Dickinson, 2005
goombalax: I own 3 of them and I'm a big fan of how much I'll get when I sell them
EvilBadman: Cori wants to improve your card's value
the_fanerdic: @theawkes close
TehAmelie: or even 2025
Rebbers: Duel streaming when?
beckett_brass: @TheAwkes A letter or so off.
ElektroTal: graham i would like to nominate myself to guest on whatever ff crap you do henceforth
mattyonaperc: Great , thanks!
beckett_brass: @beckett_brass I checked closer, you are two letters off.
Mr_Horrible: damage is damage
Bugberry: "I'm a genius, Oh No!"
accountmadeforants: Okay, but have we considered Sextuple Streaming? I'm sure there's enough streaming sites, and you could even stream from your own site, to harken back to the old times when you had to host videos yourself.
TehAmelie: curse your strategically adept betrayal!
rosesmcgee: You can cast twitch to stuff with chrome cast built in, tvs and whatnot. And LG has a twitch app which is how I watch on my TV. For those interested in LRR on the big screen
Diabore: this is bad
EvilBadman: The wolverine meme
Diabore: @rosesmcgee i would watch lrr on tv if i could get low latency
ElektroTal: if you need a 200 hour lets play exhaustively exploring final fantasy tactics i'm your man'
Juliamon: yeah the Chromecast latency is pretty gnarly
Mr_Horrible: damn, no room for smiles in fiscal quarter 2
rosesmcgee: @Diabore The delay is brutal ngl
iris_of_ether:
Mr_Horrible: we get teased by Tactics locations via 12, but that's it
goombalax: Khantent was the previous set
BrowneePointz: yea same I have Fire TV and the twitch app is still like 4 seconds behind
thaigeprime:
final fantasy total conversion mod for shandalar wheeler shivam play it forward?
BrowneePointz: even on a good refresh
Bugberry: There are characters from the mainline games in each of the Tactics games.
accountmadeforants:
@Diabore The real strat is streaming your PC through Sunshine+Moonlight to your TV 
(This is literally what I do for Twitch streams.)
Rebbers: No Brave... Exodus?
Juliamon: Chromecast is lucky to be within 30 seconds
EvilBadman: @Rebbers No competing gachas
ElektroTal: i played so much brave exvius, lol
Mr_Horrible: damn, we're fighting a stan
GapFiller: isnt Tactics A2 basically a 12 sequel a la X2
beckett_brass: Uh oh
A_Dub888: BTW, how'd you get to Tarkir Cori?
RayFK: I uhhh, think you're fucked
iris_of_ether: Cooked cherries okay?
TehAmelie: maybe you can tell us what SHOULD grow on Cori Mountain?
ElektroTal: @GapFiller given that 12 was a sequel to fft, it fits
Rebbers: @evilbadman Good thing they ended wotv
goombalax: @A_Dub888 Victoria has a fetry
TehAmelie: like, which 5 things you're not allergic to
iris_of_ether: (I have the same thing also that's fair)
goombalax: ferry
thaigeprime: man what was cori thinking designing that card, its messed up
Mr_Horrible: GapFiller my understanding was that TA and TA2 were not in the same world as T, but it's been so long I may be wrong
BrowneePointz: the ff12 raids in FF14 are really good
GapFiller: ElektroTal what always tickles me is Vagrant Story being in that setting too
Mr_Horrible: just like how 7 is a sequel to 10
accountmadeforants: By that logic, Final Fantasy 14 is a sequel to many games.
Mr_Horrible: vagrant story fucks
Diabore: thats unnecessary op
Bruceski: Vagrant Story was amazing in style, the mechanics had issues.
Juliamon: they can't all be winners
accountmadeforants: @Diabore I always assume they had a quest, it's why I do a bunch of unnecessary stuff
iris_of_ether: My friend at the time was really into Vagrant Story slash fic. But yeah, my husband had issues with the crafting system
Mr_Horrible: you have to pronounce it though
RayFK: Graham is planting an Abzan flag
TehAmelie: the first article i ever read about FF was a review of 6 (aka 3) talking about how it was set 1000 years after FF2
beckett_brass: As in stupid good or just stupid?
jovens_v:
DAC169:
I've played against it
Bugberry: @GapFiller Tactics A2 does have Vaan and Penelo and a few other returning characters. I don't know 12's story well enough to know if it's a sequel.
Bruceski: Mainly that you could kinda blunder through the weapon stuff and then suddenly it really mattered with no way to fix things.
A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible TA2 is in the same as 12 (and I assume T), TA was its own world but made an impact on Ivalice (that last part's my headcanon and I'm sticking with it)
Voidhawk42: If you cast it, you don't tend to lose. You may lose with it in hand though.
mattyonaperc: That card is really funny with the uncommon that gets a finality counter when cast from the GY
TehAmelie: the enthusiast press would sometimes go too far into enthusiasm. . .
beckett_brass: moooooo
TheAwkes: The sound of a beast being packed.
Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 ah, well. Like I said, it's been quite a while
accountmadeforants: Perennation is proof that WotC occasionally just throws darts at a dictionary.
ElektroTal: Dragon Dragon Rock the Dragon Dragon Ball Draft
Mr_Horrible: "Thanks, I think. Don't come back."
GapFiller: but on a scale of zero to Ian on the bidet how much pain we talkin here
TehAmelie: now please say "You must gather your party before venturing forth"
Mr_Horrible: mowROOOOOW
jovens_v: probably got the same voice actors of dark soul death sounds
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible both are in Ivalice, but both are also about someone being Isekaied into Ivalice.
TehAmelie:
Mr_Horrible:
but my Yathan Tombs will go unguarded! 
A_Dub888: YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Rebbers: I'm really into the job arms cards
GapFiller: Welcome To Corneria! There Are Many Guards In The Castle! (I Like Swords!)
Bruceski: Tactics Advice 2 is about someone being isekai'd into Ivalice. Tactics Advance is about Ivalice being isekai'd on top of a town and warping the residents.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was a mod that replaced the "You must gather your party" sound file with about 0.3 seconds of silence.
Mr_Horrible: forsake pylons, return to hive
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun Graham and Cori. How is the tedium? It's a bad initialism, but not as bad as the Mercedes MR2 in France.
jovens_v: getting zerg rush mhmm hmm hmm
goombalax: "spawn more overlor-" "Come On Matt! We had a thing going!"
Bugberry: @Bruceski I love how you can fight the snowball fight bullies as Zombies.
Mr_Horrible: give me 60 mutalisks all occupying the same coordinates
Bugberry: @Bruceski it's basically fantasy Jumanji
TehAmelie: nobody ever cares about building additional supply depots
Mr_Horrible: TDS unfortunately not better
TheAwkes:
mrdeux is a shitty acronym.
accountmadeforants: Random thought: Final Fantasy draft should make the FFXIV "Full Party" noise when the pod fires.
TehAmelie: in the pipe, five by five
Voidhawk42: Kirov Reporting
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TheAwkes ayyyy!
ElektroTal: new troll here
A_Dub888: ABSOLUTELY
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants only if it subjects you to the utterly cursed portraits of everyone else in your pod
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ElektroTal you want axe?
TehAmelie: I'm a sheep!
Mai_Andra: what about Gundam SEED?
iris_of_ether: Work work
drewm1022: Work work.
Mr_Horrible: I mean they literally are put upon
jovens_v: woolooloo ?
ElektroTal: zug zug
sporkraptor: zug zug
raulghoulia: done building ship
ElektroTal: hahaha
sporkraptor: *jinx*
drewm1022: lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: m'lord
Bugberry: My biggest dissapointment about no FF Alchemy is the missed opportunity for video game mechanics being translated into the digital format.
goombalax: @Mai_Andra worst gundam? what about it?
accountmadeforants: @Mr_Horrible Of course. And actually, it should make the noise when all 8 are there but before it fires, so you wake up but people can still leave, for extra realism.
drewm1022: I thought it was my turn with the brain cell.
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants sitting there cursing a DPS for leaving so you have to wait for the draft to fire again
TehAmelie: don't play around wit those old games. one time recently i played Warcraft 2 for one day and then i had dreams about it for like a week
EvilBadman: Oh no, they're gonna have so many flutes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that explains what andre has been for the last 15 years.
GapFiller: not me
Athelgar: Pistachio?
thaigeprime: its just sarkhan with a fake mustache
WiJohn: My cat ran off with it
TehAmelie: i feel i have at least 6 brain cells
iris_of_ether:
A_Dub888: It was RIGHT HERE a minute ago
Mr_Horrible: it's the only way we can avoid gridlock, Cori
Dog_of_Myth: Not it
astrosmasher: i think ben took it with him when he was done streaming
anclag: I dropped it down the back of the sofa, sorry
jovens_v: I think I lent it to that cat over there
NornsFelidar: 🖖
ghizmou: it was quite the statement accessory
BrowneePointz: Either of you see Thunderbolts yet? sorry gala made me think of red carpets
BrowneePointz: such a good movie
thaigeprime: pialbum
EvilBadman: sorry I'm burning my brain cell writing a blog entry. If it is ours collectively, whoops
Flyingdelorion: Then maybe so somethnng else?
TehAmelie: piano means softly in sheet music code, right?
TehAmelie: softly or gently
YeOldeMark: I liked h John Benjamin's piano album
accountmadeforants:
@Mr_Horrible Oh man, now I love the idea of FF Draft having job/role archetypes. Like Tarkir draft but your packs are jobs instead of clans 
constablecrab: Dracobrassica
Flyingdelorion: Wildling, you make my heart sing!
TehAmelie: piano pianissimo
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I'm still annoyed that (imo) the most interesting character gets shafted, but that's just a personal pref thing. Glad a marvel movie actually got to be A Movie Made By A Person again, overall.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I feel like it's more like a 'bitter melon' type deal.
BrowneePointz: softer
BrowneePointz: forte means stronger
goombalax: I like that the first track on Andre's flute album is titled "I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A "Rap" Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time"
iris_of_ether: Wasn't piano a shorter version of the pianoforte
thaigeprime: sorry whats this about piano fortnite
Mr_Horrible: @accountmadeforants Drafting tank to hide the fact that I'm extremely foolish and have no idea what I'm doing
definenull: Henlo lurmtug enjoyers
Juliamon: All the tracks on the album are incredible
A_Dub888: @Juliamon you're increduble
A_Dub888: *incredible
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible yea I was in shock with how damn good Thunderbolts* was
thaigeprime: shrimp rizzing up baby grand?
BrowneePointz: also finding out Lewis Pullman is Bill Pullman's son hurt my brain
NornsFelidar: are you hoping to get big hoof? what's with all the green?
Athelgar: Ali Spagnola does a lot of that weird stuff
Mr_Horrible: I'm putting the kibosh on this
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Athelgar oh yeah! she used to do more, I feel.
Mr_Horrible: rancho gordo deserves better
thaigeprime: "I like beans"
TehAmelie: i'm almost curious to test chatgpt by having it rewrite a text "piano" and "forte"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Athelgar she's a fellow Pittsburgher.
JoannaTastic: oh wait, the shopping list said 'pinto beans'? I may have misread that
Athelgar: ya, i imagine its gotten harder to justify some of her nonsense lol @thedepthandbreadthofseth
Diabore: what if we cut the mono white cards and just splash the mythic?
Mr_Horrible: a pint o' beans
Mr_Horrible:
Athelgar: all of my beans converted to Shinto....
thaigeprime: playing what the bean piano?
teaandvalkyries: just the quietest beans
thedepthandbreadthofseth: y'all choose such different cards than I do.
Mr_Horrible: inescapable
TehAmelie: Ford Pinto vs Honda Fitta, battle of the obscurely obscene cars
micalovits: Pack 3 pivot is totally a thing
thaigeprime: squirmy skirmy
micalovits: If you are not a coward that is
iris_of_ether: Let me do it for you skirmie
Reldnahcire: piano beans just a can of 52 white beans and 36 black beans?
definenull: Picanto beans tho
TheAwkes: Fortissimo beans, when?
goombalax: I wonder if there's a measurable scale of how powerful a card is vs how ugly it is for people to ignore the art and play it
thaigeprime: do you think the beans make it harder to tune
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's splashable!
ElektroTal: i've just been getting shellacked
thaigeprime:
TehAmelie: i am 100% sure power gamers do not give one quantum of care for the card art
Mr_Horrible: if we can splash the blue pip, a Lie In Wait is probably worthwhile
Mr_Horrible: "Kin-tree Severance" in my mind is the same as Timothee Chalamet. "This is a name, and also fake."
kynelwynn: What could go wrong? Okay Bbusy
Robot_Bones: rock the dragon
Mr_Horrible: that's what it says in the incident report, yeah
thaigeprime: graham talking about cuts like hes trying to turn down a job application gently
thaigeprime: "we just dont think this is the right deck for you right now"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: how do you spell breeeethe?
Strebenherz: bus it run 42
RatherLargeToad: or, if you are the original FF tactics translation, Bone Bracelet
Strebenherz:
97
Mr_Horrible: honestly the fact that he's responding at all makes him better than like 99% of recruiters
thaigeprime: we just dont have the fixing for you right now
JoannaTastic: "Where do you see yourself in five games' time?"
EvilBadman: Weird you didn't even consider blue or Green cards
EvilBadman: red*
Mr_Horrible: love to gain 2 life as my opponent loses 2 life
Mr_Horrible: nothing more American than that
thedepthandbreadthofseth: e'erybody in da club get skirmy!
Mr_Horrible: social experiment where you first play is turn 5 Smile At Death and you see if that alone can win you the game
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible but yea more importantly I'm just glad that between Andor and Thunderbolts* things I like are making good things again
thedepthandbreadthofseth: maybe red is a splash?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz we do literally love to see it
BrowneePointz: Kermit Rhino
NornsFelidar: try killing their devotee, maybe they do lack the third color
Reldnahcire: 🐸 rhino
Mr_Horrible: Skirmish thee Rhino, here
BrowneePointz: Someday we'll find it, the Abzan connection!
thaigeprime: is skirmish rhino siege rhino's younger sibling or child
Mr_Horrible:
kynelwynn: Ms. Piggy voice: "Oh Skirmie"
BrowneePointz: The Krumar, the Kin-Trees and Meeee
Mr_Horrible: understudy
BrowneePointz: Rhinos nearly went extinct under the dragons
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BrowneePointz love it!
ElektroTal: tonbeary
Bugberry: maybe it's the same kind of rhino, just only prepared for a skirmish and not a siege.
NornsFelidar: everyone knows that ALL rhinos on Tarkir are related
Strebenherz: ton ton berry berrrry
kynelwynn: Ton-bear-ry
thaigeprime: theres a familial connection I can feel it in my bones
A_Dub888: Tonbeary
shortieXV: have y'all seen that Alchemy card that just makes TWO siege rhinos?
TehAmelie: Tonberrymaxxin, giving karma and lanterns left and right
Strebenherz: @shortieXV wait there's an alchemy that does what
BrowneePointz: the callback to Crash of Rhinos/Crashing Footfalls is great
ghizmou: they were trying to make rhino great again
Athelgar: make 2 siege rhinos i assume
ElektroTal: they counted wrong and got excited
thaigeprime: whoops
Dread_Pirate_Westley: An Alchemy card that is messed up? This is me being surprised.
BrowneePointz: It's Crashing Footfalls but makes 2 siege rhinos
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's only like the sixth most messed up alchemy card.
ArtOfStuttering:
They were trying to make 2 siege rhinos, clearly
Strebenherz: i forget the name but my favorite's easily that one goblin enchantment that just makes a random goblin card
thaigeprime:
Bus ?thats still months out I thought?
Reldnahcire: the flag bear?
Strebenherz: bus it to bus these busing rhinos
Sethalidos: !db
TehAmelie: flagbear? there's a card idea
thaigeprime: cori brash taunter alt art when
Reldnahcire:
@TehAmelie bear anthem 
Mr_Horrible: Cori on the battlefield just shouting "HAT!" and demoralizing every helmeted unit
iris_of_ether: I'm at work, I can't laugh that loud
SolarBlitz1: That's a full command set in old warhammer
TehAmelie: beantherm
Sethalidos: @thaigeprime there's a mini bus coming up
thaigeprime: @Sethalidos true true
lightfut: The ball is truly a construct of your mind
Driosenth: They are the flag burner, but in an emotional sense
lightfut: Embrace ball, ball is friend
Robot_Bones: Magic the gathering with Digital Objects???
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cori, can I tell you that I have a loose head canon that you have a costumed alter-ego that goes out at night and tracks down criminals, but you don't stop them. It's just to call them name.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The alter-ego is named "Cilantro."
Mr_Horrible: honestly eschewing a camera is a big win in any game's development
thedepthandbreadthofseth: YES!!!
Sethalidos: the costume is a bannana
Mr_Horrible: "HAT!"
TehAmelie: Wowbagger the Infinite Whatsit
A_Dub888: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Isn't that when she puts on the banana costume?
EvilBadman: @Sethalidos No that's a daylight combatant
Athelgar: Like the Heckler from Happy Gilmore, but for good
TehAmelie: i'm not sure how the name translates back to English :x
NotCainNorAbel: You got bit by a banana?
Bruceski: does whatever a banana can
ArtOfStuttering: Have you heard about Unity threatening RocketWerkz for using the wrong kind of license, based on dodgy data and such?
Reldnahcire: superheroes that operate in the da time, so morning people?
cyrix240: *batman voice* You call yourselves bank robbers, more like... Dank robbers... cause you stink.
ArtOfStuttering: This was last week, so very recent.
the_fanerdic: “Superheroes, After Dark”
BrowneePointz: is that what they said to Katy Perry?
ContingentCat: Is it not always time here?
EvilBadman: Wait yeah how do werewolves and vampires operate off-planet
iris_of_ether:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How many frickin Seths are in this chat rn?
the_fanerdic: more than 0 less than 300
Sethalidos: @thedepthandbreadthofseth enough
TehAmelie: according to the Bible, Seth would have been the fifth most popular name in history, so
NotCainNorAbel: +1 Seth
TehAmelie: and really it's a 5 way tie between Adam, Ever, Cain, Abel and him
kynelwynn: The furtive Lillith, so easily forgotten
TehAmelie: oho
MegaDosX:
I wanna see where in the Bible Tony the Tiger shows up
NotCainNorAbel: @MegaDosX New_Testament-Finial
Reldnahcire: @EvilBadman I love the idea of far future humans living on a planet, completly forgetten about earth and have no idea whey they werewolf on a cycle that has no basis in reality cause its still tied to earth's moon
Diabore: vanguard as a 5/4 making 2/2's is probably enough
Sethalidos: @kynelwynn blame the 8th century Catholic Church
kynelwynn: I can blame a lot of century Catholic churchs
TehAmelie: @Reldnahcire ooh that would be rad in the Eve Online world
raulghoulia: I really like the way Cameron writes. please carry my regards
TehAmelie: where they think "wolves" are mythological beasts
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My son goes to a Jewish day school, and he has a classmate named Lilith. Lovely child, lovely parents; but I always want to ask them if they know.
SquareDotCube: Bye G
TehAmelie: if they know Lilith was made up by hornt Bible fanfic writers?
kynelwynn: Laters' G
Mr_Horrible: @thedepthandbreadthofseth honestly, I'd be surprised if not, but it could also be from some sort of contemporary media
Diabore: need to leave early... as in now
TheMandrew: Graham, apologies if you've spoken to this already but you're listed as being on a Guest at MC Vegas, but you left yourself off of the list of the crew when you answered someone on the Discord. I just want to know if I should pack some bears with me for you to sign or not
drewm1022: "Start"?
GapFiller:
bai G
Mr_Horrible: that's not the sound that it makes when they lock you up, Graham
SquareDotCube: Make like a monkey and poop
Flyingdelorion: Bye!
kynelwynn: Graham! Your beard!
Diabore: i like snare brigade
raulghoulia: if youre Graham give Adam a raise he's very funny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible but, like, in Jewish texts, she's not a kind figure...
TheMandrew: Copy that, thanks Cori!
TehAmelie: like so many people no going to Vegas
TehAmelie: *not
TehAmelie: me, i'd like to go to Vegas at some point, and just spend my whole gambling budget at the airport poker machines and then go away
thedepthandbreadthofseth: a flim flam man? out to hoodwink the rubes?
Diabore: land and do it again?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yeah.
Mr_Horrible: me when I serve veil
Diabore: oh right botanist needs to tap to do the thing, forgot that
Mr_Horrible: erm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: well done!
Mr_Horrible: yeah, probably a last ditch play, but also it always stings when I see someone sac a blocker that's in front of a trampler
Mr_Horrible: like "oh dear..."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: do they go brrrrr?
Sethalidos: something something heart?
Mr_Horrible: uh oh, OP's gonna wobble us
kynelwynn: GG go next
Strebenherz: see what? I saw nothing. cori just playing dwarf fortress
Sethalidos: catsplosion?
lamina5432: I wasn't watching what wasn't seen
DAC169:
always so fun when Arena says "you can't do anything this game" /s 
Strebenherz: totally not mining into a lava wall
thedepthandbreadthofseth: weird, where'd we get that loss. I think that arena must've glitched. oh well.
Strebenherz: just warming up the dwarves on a cold winter night
Sethalidos: just ignore the elephants
gualdhar: we can throw the swords
Driosenth: why does a creature that lives undergrough have the ability to fly?
SquareDotCube: you were studying the blade
Sethalidos: ranged? What are you, an elf?
micalovits: I should play dwarf fortress again...
Strebenherz: aside note thank you for the uhh.. way you made your map on the cori+ben streams. it's quite fun to just crank the danger sliders up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Driosenth man, wait until you find out about "bats..."
micalovits: Elfs can't pull back my balistas! They have weak twig arms
SquareDotCube: getting torn apart by koala men
Strebenherz: the elves are welcome on my map once they stop bringing doody to trade >:C
Mai_Andra: new "bump in the night" meta confirmed
QuantumTwitch: BP is a very cozy game
SquareDotCube: @Strebenherz It's wood, it's burnable meaning fuel for your forge
SquareDotCube: or ash for the ashery
Strebenherz: all good, hope all is well
Strebenherz: @SquareDotCube it's made of elves, it's environmentally friendly
redpandrake:
mobilize is a set mechanic, its on theme
QuantumTwitch: baby seige
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: wear*
micalovits: We are still alive though!
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lamina5432: gnight
Bugberry: good evening
bethjch: thanks for the stream
Mai_Andra: 2025? blarg...
Dog_of_Myth:
kynelwynn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Vegetarian Beet Reuben Sandwich) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
kynelwynn: XIV hands down
RatherLargeToad: clearly 4
Mai_Andra: Street Fantasy 6
GapFiller: stickin around to try out Ians veg reuben sandvich Cori?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can someone explain how clair obscur is rhythm? I've missed that.
GapFiller: dont worry abt it
Sethalidos: ATB
GapFiller: look if the definition of a card game can be that loose why not the definition of a rhythm game eh
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Vegetarian Beet Reuben Sandwich) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Juliamon: even Ben was like "if we can do Bloodborne for 5 months, they can have this"
LadyAiluros: I am extremely curious about this sandwich ... I just wish I liked sauerkraut
LadyAiluros: i love evrything else on a reuben
TehAmelie: and how long did Cam do Bloodborne for? it did feel like forever at the time. due to many restarts
Sethalidos: sauerkraut is definately an acquired taste
LadyAiluros:
yes I was raised Polish and German and never acquired it
Juliamon: I don't hate sauerkraut, but it is something I put up with for the sake of a reuben
Seagulyus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian's either Tinkering, Tailoring, Soldering or Frying. Either way, something's catching on fire. Game: Vegetarian Beet Reuben Sandwich) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (32s ago).
GapFiller: oddly enough Cams Old Hunters PiF following Kathleens Tokyo Mirage Sessions PiF following Grahams FFVII PiF gives me a surprisingly good bead on the business end of the pandemic from Spring Summer 2020
TehAmelie: it's past midnight here, and i'm now realizing i will not get my disability funds until monday. had a little party planned for cousin M who's laid out with a twisted bowel and all. very sad
SymphonySolstice: I am ready. for sandwich
LadyAiluros: I had sandwich for dinner but mine was a BLT
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm guessing Cooking (2024) isn't the right category for this stream
SymphonySolstice: close enough
Juliamon:
TehAmelie: ah, the widely known genre of cooking specific to last year
NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun because of the year right?
LoadingReadyRun:
There's also Cooking Simulator, CooKing and Cooking Mama 
LadyAiluros: i have voluteer leaf lettuce in my backyard form last year so i've been enjoying that until the garden gets going
TehAmelie: look as long as Jamie Oliver is not involved it's gonna be fine
LoadingReadyRun: @LadyAiluros What was it before it volunteered to be leaf lettuce?
LadyAiluros:
seeds from last year's lettuce
SymphonySolstice: if CooKing isn't about pigeons running a kitchen I'm gonna be upset
LadyAiluros:
but it invaded my strawberry patch so it needed to go. So i got bacon and tomatoes
TehAmelie: as long as the lettuce is not a juice. . .
LadyAiluros: no it's good lettuce not iceberg lettuce
LoadingReadyRun: unfortunately it is rare for bacon and tomatoes to grow alongside the lettuce
Juliamon: Tomatoes, yes. Bacon... maybe not so much.
LadyAiluros:
I mean I do have tomatoes in the garden but I just planted them last weeked
LadyAiluros: sadly I am not allowed to have livestock in my neighborhood
LadyAiluros: so no pigs in the yard
NotCainNorAbel: What about wild hogs?
Sethalidos: just tell the HOA they are really weird dogs
LadyAiluros: no wild hogs here, just deer. and lol yeah I wish
LadyAiluros: I live in a mostly rural county so if I lived far enough out I totally could
LadyAiluros: my sister does and she wants to g et chickens
Sethalidos: good luck, chickens tend to die if you breath on them wrong
LadyAiluros: yep. ANd the kids will get attached.
LadyAiluros: so prolly not gonna actually happen
NotCainNorAbel: I don't think that chickens need to be breathed on at all
LadyAiluros:
I told her I'd pitch in for feed if I could get eggs
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