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RockPusher worries that if enough pits get caught in the trap, it will eventually form a canyon
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TheAinMAP: Signal
LordZarano: 'From Middle English newes, newys (“new things”), equivalent to new (noun) + -s.' 'Formerly plural (e.g., “these news are” instead of “this news is”).'
GapFiller: !picnic
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THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
TheAinMAP:
DeM0nFiRe:
TheAinMAP: Behind me?!
TheAinMAP:
Hello 
Akaiatana: Heather came home with her core ripped?
SquareDotCube: Ginger beer: good for the stomach
EvilBadman: #notasponslor
RockPusher: ginger beer that is heavy on the ginger is good stuff
Dalrint: I feel like I was supposed to figure this out ages ago but where did the fancy table come from?
EvilBadman: the canonical gigner ale is a wonderful phrase
RockPusher:
TheAinMAP: @Dalrint A local news station.
Akaiatana: I always remember the Water fountain joke of 'don't drink Canada dry!' (Hurry up!)
coriolis_storm:
Canada: Famous for its ginger! 
SquareDotCube: IIRC Canada Dry is owned by the same holdings as 7Up and Royal Crown
GapFiller: ohhh Paul is literally half the volume of Beej
CaptainSpam: Number one: The Larch. The Larch.
Getter404: I always half-wondered if The Funniest Joke In The World actually meant anything in German. Not enough to actually check, but still
GapFiller: Morty
RockPusher: Release!
GapFiller: Moar Burps!
kingandcommoner: @Getter404 IIRC it's "what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?" with the traditional punchline
RockPusher:
GapFiller:
GapFiller: BEST, START, EVAH.
DeM0nFiRe:
Good thing we checked the mics were working for that 
SquareDotCube: This week, it's Belch from Earthbound
RockPusher:
Okay, LRL bit, everyone has their choice of carbonated beverage in the first segment 
Juliamon: ew fandom url
GapFiller: pro cosplayer on my IG was doing her cosplays of her for a while
Getter404: They knew what they were doing when they named a character Marth 7th. The absolute monsters.
DeM0nFiRe: @RockPusher They did a LRL bit where someone has to guess who burped
Getter404: March*
SquareDotCube: Hallucinating anime girls
saiarcot895: I still get end user license agreement when searching EULA on DuckDuckGo
richard_ermen: Isn't that Nintendo Legalese kinda illegal in some countries?
Juliamon: It super is
RockPusher:
DeM0nFiRe an issue they had with that was not having enough time to get a real good boil going 
richard_ermen: So wait, if its illegal, does this mean Nintendo is trying a Trump by going "Nobody said no"?-kinda thing?
SocraticMethod: All EULA is enforceable until challenged
Anubis169: that's not how it works in all countries
RockPusher: not in all jursidictions
Anubis169: so just crappy worded
Anubis169:
a couple of the peeps in discord probably are 
Anubis169: we got all walks of life in there
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SocraticMethod: Providing online dating for Smash players, for example
Anubis169: it's a get out of jail free card, a bit like visa waivers
ThorSokar: AND in good countries "contracts of duress" aren't valid in the first place
GapFiller: it figures theres a Gary Bowser threshold at play here
GapFiller: to use a Nintendo example
TheMerricat: Or if they eff up and you get caught in a false positive because some tech screwed up a math symbol int he code.
Juliamon: yeah Doug is the rich one
ThorSokar: "All mega-corps suck" isn't even a luke-warm take at this point
Anubis169: yeye, like the ad tracker stuff from google/facebook being declared illegal
saiarcot895: we also need enforcement of said laws
ThorSokar:
"You need Luis Rossman" 
Getter404: Do u eula
Anubis169: EUEULA
GapFiller: UVAVU
CaptainSpam: Now that's what I call hot fighting action.
Getter404: No it's cool, you just wrap your 360 in a towel and it fixes things
BluTGI: I'm sure the contestants kept a cool head!
GapFiller: turns out even the tech itself requires breaks
ThorSokar: wow, that's just heartbreaking for a tournament
Getter404: Especially funny since one of Sony's main justifications for the PS5's size was the better & more efficient cooling
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saiarcot895 Enforcing of monopoly laws and union busting laws would be the first place to start since that's been illegal since the literal 1800's
Anubis169: it's why i watercooled my PS4 (that and it was fun)
ThorSokar: Plus even if you win you still feel like the other person got cheated and it wasn't fair
TramampolineTrumbopoline: Bucket of ice bubes and a fan
TramampolineTrumbopoline: cubes**
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ThorSokar That might be a take that could calibrate for absolute zero
Anubis169: LOL
Akaiatana: Paul did a playstation fan project? neat
GapFiller: this presumably is the Famous Projector
GapFiller: from all the Ian impression stories
Anubis169:
for PS3s, you used to be able to do something during startup and the fans would all reverse and blow the dust out... mine just ejected a cloud into the wall 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Welp, that's encouraging
Anubis169:
condensation
Anubis169: bzzt
altis39: Beej is there! Is this s * X point?
Anubis169: I'm sorry could you spell that?
altis39: "And his brother, Fanned out"
DoodlestheGreat: We gonna Fakhamround with the audience.
SocraticMethod: @Anubis169 Fākamuramu
Anubis169: "We have nothing to work with but we're contractually obligated"
BluTGI: Fakem looks like Post Malone going Full Gymbro
RatherLargeToad: Could be worse. Could have been Ronaldo
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
TramampolineTrumbopoline: Give me Julia!
Anubis169:
DoodlestheGreat:
Anubis169: "Where's the remote..."
saiarcot895: the sheer disappointment
ThorSokar: that's a REALLY good one
coriolis_storm: Just, total defeat and disappointment
drizztnailo: THAT MAN WAS A DEMON IN TEKKEN 7
SocraticMethod: Yeah, there were people who loved Blanka, too
Getter404: The more you anger Harada the more likely he is to make the next character Lucky Chloe
drizztnailo: i need harada to bring back marduk frfr
TramampolineTrumbopoline: I think it's mostly the game not being good
BluTGI: he will bring balance to the force!
GapFiller: hes in SF6 yeh
Getter404: Championship Edition
GapFiller: SF2 Turbo
Anubis169:
Back when unlocking characters suits didn't require a credit card
Getter404: Well these days he's "balanced" by having the approximate HP of a block of dried tofu
drizztnailo: i think akuma is allowed in tournaments from sf3 onwards im pretty sure, they kinda balanced him out after sf2 and gave him his own identity
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 Did they slow down his walking speed? Because currently his fast speed is an issue
GapFiller: tbf that community wasnt as niche back then
BrowneePointz: It started as a Meme cuz Waffle House is WELL known for people getting drunk and beating the shit out of each other
drizztnailo: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think it got ever so slightly toned down, but he's still very quick for sure
GapFiller: Put IHOP In Smash Cowards!
Getter404: If we get Waffle House before Kazuma Kiryu I am going to send a strongly worded letter
niccus: a historical site of legendary fights
BrowneePointz: Parry Girl! She got fired for that!
ThorSokar: Waffle House is _WILD_
BluTGI: i'll accept a 24 hour walmart at x-mas
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 You and all of TiltyChat
BrowneePointz: Harada yep
drizztnailo: the girl who threw the chair immediately left after she taunted after she threw it which is real funny
kingandcommoner: You were merely eating at the Waffle House. I was born in it, molded by it
niccus: she didn't have drive gauge so it was an illegal move
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner For you, the day Bison ate at the Waffle House defined your life. For me, it was Tuesday
BrowneePointz: Harada is a massive memelord himself with a great sense of humor
DoodlestheGreat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not Waffle Wednesday? ☹️
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Sorry, I've been gluten free for a lot of years and I thought the quote was that it was Tuesday from the SF movie
richard_ermen: Beej sending mixed messages to the LRR fangame creator community.
BluTGI: I wonder if a Waffle House C-Suite has ever been in a WH after midnight
CaptainSpam: Someone should've made the building Moonbase Delta was in for a FPS, especially after the Battle Royale video.
BluTGI: Also WH has it's own soundtrack of songs
ThorSokar: He can just use "Waffle Stop" (a defunct mid-west version)
GapFiller: isnt there a long venerable tradition of Japanese video games w/ serial numbers filed off copies of American companies anyway
LordZarano: They could do cross branding by putting those "Save it for Tekken" ads posted in Waffle Houses
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SquareDotCube: Beer tapper I guess?
Getter404: Guilty Gear had you fight at Jam's restaurant in the XX games, didn't they?
Getter404: Or was that just me making connections where there were none
BrowneePointz: nah, slam their face on the open griddle
GapFiller:
what is the Waffle House IHOP equivalent of Smashing the Car
GapFiller: or The Barrels
niccus: unlock by correctly placing condiments to encode an order
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePointz From what I've see she wasn't fired but left on her own after couple months and then found out she was blacklisted from being hired back to WF franchise
BrowneePointz: oh MK9?
Uniclonus: Instead of Waffle House, do a blatant stand-in: Pancake Cottage
CaptainSpam: Fighting games need more completely bonkers arenas. I mean, "serious" fighting games need them. The more serious the game's atmosphere, the more silly the arena should be.
Getter404: @GapFiller Hash Brown Bullet Hell
BrowneePointz: it's tehcnically wb now
BrowneePointz: *with a deep sigh*
niccus: i think All The Way is a different franchise
CaptainSpam: Well... Waffle House is more southeastern US, Midway was Chicago...
ThorSokar: Because they're owned by WB now, and WB is a dumpster fire
CaptainSpam: (emphasis on *was*)
BluTGI: Raiden picking Earth's Heroes out of the same Waffele House would be dope
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 No it's doing the Waffle House menu for a natural disaster for a bunch of super high people
CaptainSpam: But yeah, if the thought had occurred to Boon, I can imagine 90s era Midway would've totally done that.
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod She also escalated the fight by throwing a sugar shaker at the customers, so there's that
ThorSokar: Spinoff brand OR HUGE banner at the top of the page that the customer can't say no to
GapFiller: no amount of plushies can make up for not having the game itself
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kingandcommoner: What was that one thing that sent you monthly boxes of low tier fandom knick knacks?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Yeah, I would argue in this case the only acceptable response is the Japanese response of deep bowing and "we are very sorry, here is the game and it is so much better"
Sethalidos: @kingandcommoner lootcrate?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner Lootcase? Lootcrate?
kingandcommoner: Loot Crate!
kingandcommoner: They're becoming Loot Crate Games?
kingandcommoner: !
Getter404: I bought a Loot Crate ONCE since a good friend had managed to land them as a sponsor. Regretted it immediiately
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're becoming a game studio?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What the hell kinds of games are they going to make?
kingandcommoner: sorry, I meant, that's what LRG is turning into
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 It's so much trash and because it's random it's better to order stuff from hot topic because at least you know you are getting stuff from a fandom you like
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@kingandcommoner OH ok, that makes more sense
ThorSokar: Last time I checked pressing discs was like CENTS a disc
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingandcommoner I think it's the sad state of current affairs I just believed both could be true
Laserbeaks_Fury: Imagine if car dealerships just stopped selling cars; they only leased access to the OS and they could brick your car anytime they wanted
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury yeah...... imagine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury Certain places if you default on your loan do that
Sethalidos: @ThorSokar but that's cents that aren't going to the executives multimillion dollar salary
Juliamon: (Tesla actively does that)
kingandcommoner: @Thefluffiestguineapig Honestly, if LRG bought the Loot Crate brand and used it for their non-physical game distribution I'd find it hilarious
Getter404: RE the Kingdom Hearts cancellation: The entire GPS Game market seems to be in a free fall after Niantic admitted they were done sucking up user data & sold their holdings off to Savvy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh yeah, I forgot about that also happening. I just was meaning the devices installed by car resellers that will make your car impossible to drive if you default on your loan
BluTGI: Make... games.....goood?!?
ThorSokar: @Sethalidos Oh yea, I forgot about the poor, poor C-levels, my bad
kingandcommoner: Like when Disney announce their new plan was to write films before they filmed then
kingandcommoner: them*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BluTGI You mean do work?????
Laserbeaks_Fury: Madden '26-2
ThorSokar: "We're gonna do the iOS app market model!"
Getter404: It worked for Nexon I guess
BluTGI: Step 1: Sell bestselling games to other company Step 2: rethink life
RatherLargeToad: Their previous strategy seemed to be to try to make games similar to popular games other companies make rather than making more of their own games that are usually popular
Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering Disney's current model is just "make live action versions of old movies that are progressively less old" and games are to remake progressively less old games
TheMerricat: There are over 180 FF games
RubikDarkwill: Pokemon came to my mind for spin-offs
RatherLargeToad: That document reminded me of the Weird Al Mission Statement song
EvilBadman:
There's at least 2025 Madden
Foxmar320:
@EvilBadman 
GapFiller: it figures modern business language is not unlike International Art English
TheMerricat: This has 575 entries but it includes releases for each platform.
ThorSokar: There's also a mountain of Dragon Quest games (if you count the spin-offs)
RockPusher: If you actually define a strategy that people understand then they might expect you to *do* that stuff
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ExachixKitsune: words words words
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GapFiller: immediate red flag
ThorSokar: "AI" being in the job posting is just a red flag at this point
Foxmar320: Ive seen so many videos of AI job interviews gone wrong.
BluTGI: Utilized AI to improve my work. Thanks Spellcheck.
TheMerricat: Do you think they used AI to write tha
TheMerricat: T
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 it would be so easy to have it go to bad
BluTGI: Chance Glasco sounds like Clem Fandango
EvilBadman: The Flanderization of war crimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me as someone in veterinary medicine I dread the day they try to replace us with AI to save money
Foxmar320: CoD Modern Warfare 2 was the last one I played
SocraticMethod:
@Foxmar320 Which one
Foxmar320: @SocraticMethod I hate that thats a legit question
BrowneePointz: there's gundams in OW now too
GapFiller: Fortnitification feels like a specifc example of something much more generally abstract
Foxmar320:
e_bloc: fortnitehood
EvilBadman: Well Seth Rogan's in COD now sooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Sigh
kingandcommoner: Furrafinfantry
BrowneePointz: there's actually an unfortunately high amount of ammosexual furries
Foxmar320: @BrowneePointz I didn't know "ammosexual" was a thing and now im scared
BluTGI: How long until we get Martha Stewart into Call of Duty?
CaptainSpam:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
GapFiller:
GapFiller: urgh
DaniellNaruta: The people writing FPS games now were the ones that grew up on Quake 2 skins, so it feels natural and like they are providing an official thing everyone wants
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are going to absolutely murder you
BluTGI: "sounds of screams" is the best track on this one!
BrowneePointz: it's a mine siren
EvilBadman: There was a Hole album here, it is gone now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just the dragging of Pyramid head's knife
BrowneePointz: is it not a coal mine siren in SH2 or am I misremembering?
Foxmar320: I have concerns
Thefluffiestguineapig: A Hitman ripoff?
GapFiller: yeh Goldeneye was a foundational game in the speedrunning community
Doc_Layzah: reskin
BluTGI: @Thefluffiestguineapig Gurantee at least one person on this earth goes to sleep happily listening to that.
Coloneljesus: reimplementation?
kingandcommoner: It's an *homage*
DaniellNaruta: Is this "cover"?
afterlanterns: double oh rebirth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearly not parody
kingandcommoner: A doomification
DaniellNaruta: I think legally covers only exist in music
coriolis_storm:
Who could ever guess the original name?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You should tell some W+P devs that Paul
Foxmar320: $15? Grahams paid more for W+P trash
EvilBadman: N64 Decompliles have been getting good, so just hold out
GapFiller: oh this
GapFiller: 14 hrs!
ThorSokar: The N64 speedrun is 21:26, 1-hour to beat the game is about right
EvilBadman: The sound of nature. Boom, gottem
DaniellNaruta: it does remind me of this community play i worked on after highschool "Phantom of the Opera - The Play" there was no music in it at all, and the story points were different
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so specific
Mollylele: That's just "Phantom of the Playhouse."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaniellNaruta Why would someone write that???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm shocked
afterlanterns: need that expansion pak
CaptainSpam: "Welp, that sure was one helluva chainsaw massacre we had! Same time next year?"
iamzensballs: Hello everyone!
iamzensballs:
Friday is going great for me, I have pizza on the way! 
CaptainSpam: Hello, iamzensballs!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it has
BluTGI: C-Suite Fun-Lingo
GapFiller: r/nottheonion
Thefluffiestguineapig: "We didn't realize how much work maintaining this would be, so we are done now"
GapFiller: anti games as a service
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good thing
BrowneePointz: So who was the Final Girl then?
Coloneljesus: maybe they just moved out of texas
Coloneljesus: massacring somewhere else now
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is a healthy attitude for studios and for games, the game isn't going away forever, but we would like to do something else
CaptainSpam: I thought Terraria was supposed to be "finished" years ago...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Coloneljesus "gone massacring"
DoodlestheGreat: I see French's makes ketchup in Canada.
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Oghara: !schedule
BrowneePointz: it's a diablo like
BrowneePointz: I think
TheTekkieman: It's a Diablo-like with Dark Souls-style encounters.
BluTGI: Oh... Oh no
GapFiller: ohhh devs going into fan communities
GapFiller: always a neon sign
niccus: ori's studio's head has got a uhhhhhh history
BluTGI: First step should be to ban c-suite and devs
BluTGI: Instructions unclear, review bombed Wicked the movie.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BluTGI Make c-suites have minimum wage. But have minimum wage be a living wage
ImmortalLen: Yikes
Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
BluTGI: If you're still on Twitter rn.... not a good look
Thefluffiestguineapig: I cannot tell him to go sit on a cactus hard enough
GapFiller: welp theres the middle finger on the monkeys paw
grgriffin3: Of all the angles you could have taken, man....
lightfut: Woke killed another one
TheMerricat: Turns out that there are also aligations that he's responsible for making his company an extremely hostile workplace
grgriffin3: I still remember this dude announcing the game on-stage at E3 that one year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I'm shocked at that *totally deadpan*
afterlanterns: lol
GapFiller: people contain multitudes
BluTGI: @GapFiller I'm going to stick to two wolves.
grgriffin3: When in doubt, Shut Up.
LordZarano: Well, another one for Cam's "cozy games are fascist" hypothesis I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: When in doubt JUST DON'T
BluTGI: @LordZarano Omg....
JessieImproved: Easy, if you're compelled to say "apparently I'm a ****" you might want to rethink saying anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved Or if you're compelled to yell about how "You're required to include 5 trans characters in your game or you're a [thing you are proving yourself to be]" you may just want to shut up
DaniellNaruta: We are always getting 4 year old tech - do you have any idea how long it takes to schedule production runs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Supply chains are complicated things
GapFiller: the fan industrial complex yes
RockPusher:
So given the lead times demonstrated, can we assume Switch 3 is already in development 
flouncy_magooo: I'm way ahead of the curve and already started speculating about the Switch 3
afterlanterns: switch 4
CaptainSpam: I mean, if Nintendo DID do that just to spite the people whining about a Switch Pro... I admit, I would've respected that.
SocraticMethod: 5witch
DoodlestheGreat: Huh. Fortnite is going to have a Darth Vader with an AI-generated James Earl Jones voice. Like I needed more reasons to not play the thing.
Firewhiskers: @DoodlestheGreat That curses
flouncy_magooo: @DoodlestheGreat Kids already made him say slurs. I'm not kidding.
Earthenone:
the midcycle refresh is already spooling up right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat But why? It's not like they don't have someone who voices him for games at LucasArts
Firewhiskers: @Thefluffiestguineapig AI needs all the positive press it can get.
GapFiller: it feels at a certain lvl 30~40 yrs later the Sega CD 32X has STILL poisoned the mid gen refresh
JessieImproved: Beej I am with you on this one
DoodlestheGreat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe this can be covered in next week's CP.
Marvoleath:
Tim Cook probably uses a Blackberry
BluTGI: Crash out King!
GapFiller: thats why we tune in Beej
Earthenone: maybe it will show up in next weeks chillpoint
ghyllnox: You can buy a smartphone with a worse camera, processors, memory, etc. There's a lot of gradation. Switch has Switch or Switch Lite
DoodlestheGreat: The AI Darth Vader is a far more CP-esque story, anyway.
BluTGI: Fortnight problems are def first world problems
GapFiller: oh right this
afterlanterns: him? never
Earthenone: you never know which poison swamp will be your last
BluTGI: Imagine if that list reads like someone's dream journal
EvilBadman:
@Earthenone that's Miyazaki
BluTGI: "Minecraft but with waffles that have religion" etc
ghyllnox: Like storing a list of passwords in your safe or something
ThorSokar: "So I did 8 lines of coke and FILLED a USB drive full of ideas"
Firewhiskers: "Kojima Idea #1: Giraffes have long necks."
ThorSokar: Also kind of like Gene Roddenberry's list of non-flushed out ideas
BluTGI: @ThorSokar Steven King? That you?
EvilBadman: I completely forgot Death Stranding 2 comes out this year, and more shockingly next month.
ThorSokar: @BluTGI No comment
SocraticMethod: Steven King, like Garth Marenghi, has written more books than he has ever read.
Bruceski: "I know at some point I thought 'maple syrup rental' was a hilarious sketch, but I wish I'd said more."
ghyllnox: "Who wrote this?" (Negative)
JessieImproved: Like reading old code and thinking, holy crap who wrote this garbo and it was...you
ThorSokar: I hope he keeps being frekin' insane for a long time
BluTGI: Honestly, I like how apple just recreates their old tech.
BluTGI: Presenting Ipod Mini 2 the second coming.
Firewhiskers: Given Kojima's treatment of his women characters, will Kojima's game become instantly cringe after he passes on?
DoodlestheGreat: Kojima's suggested a game mechanic where a person who doesn't play it for a couple of months comes back to find their PC has forgotten how some aspects work, and I was just... We do that in RL already!
Bruceski: @JessieImproved I was converted to commenting code when my job at the time told me it was going to be included in the paper and I had do go back and comment something I'd written only a week ago. It was a dozen lines and still a headache.
TheMerricat: iLazarus Device
Sethalidos: @ThorSokar to this day he does not remember writing Cujo
BluTGI: Mario learns to plumb again.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sethalidos 8 lines would have been the lightest of light days for him
RockPusher: Checkpoint, now with updated credits!
ThorSokar: @Thefluffiestguineapig HAHHA
gnyrinn: @BluTGI Oh man, Mario starring in PlumberSimulator is a thing I didn't know I need.
ThorSokar: Ah, backed them in to a corner now, good plan
RockPusher: Bar cube!
Firewhiskers: @gnyrinn Does he wear a tie?
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're drafting an 8 player bar cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
EvilBadman: 5 minutes until DB Express Donations open
RockPusher: Really interested to see how it plays out
KaleidoscopeMind: some noneuclidean geometry letting a bar be a cube
Bruceski: Don't need props
RockPusher: It's a fantastic idea
gnyrinn: @Firewhiskers Do plumbers wear ties?
Sethalidos: when is db mini?
Juliamon: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (7d, 0:03 from now)
DoodlestheGreat: Close Enough(tm)
BrowneePointz: It's incredible. You'd enjoy it Paul
DoodlestheGreat: Ben's having a ball with the game.
Juliamon: ALSO an incredible game
DoodlestheGreat: YAY JACKBOX!
Marvoleath: It's also very French (non-derogatory)
CaptainSpam: It's Parchisi. Everything is Parchisi.
DoodlestheGreat: That'll be fun.
CaptainSpam: Ooo, UFO 50. Play Forever.
niccus: 50ish games
CaptainSpam: Technically 51...
TheAinMAP:
CaptainSpam: Gregory Milk is not happy. Take the helicopter.
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the chills!
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (7d, 0:00 from now)
TheAinMAP: One week.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!!
Juliamon: $2.23!
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're drafting an 8 player bar cube! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
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