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IbunWest:
ihlendrax: !box
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DarkMorford: !advice
LRRbot: Approve the sausage.
ihlendrax: …with ground mustard, right?
DarkMorford: !next
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Marvoleath: !next
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TheWooglie: GG DarkMorford
Diabore: still remember the 1 time we got a double, 0 from now and 0 ago
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Diabore: mics so hot
StageMgrRob: Hot mic
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ogier300: I've entered a hot mic zone?
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hd_dabnado: Bar Cube, you must be a lawyer to enter
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Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
PixelsCatCafe: Has LRR announced if they are getting to do a FF MTG PPR
Sibwow: love to bar cube, or bube as it’s known
Marvoleath: !ppr
LRRbot: No, there will not be a Final Fantasy PPR. There will be *something* but it won't be a PPR.
Desruprot: ooh Bar Cube
korvys: 6 magic players walk into a bar cube...
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MarkovDescendant: Wasn't LRR supposed to have a FF card reveal today? Think we will be getting it on stream?
PixelsCatCafe: I cant wait to see what EDH Decks ben comes up with with the new set they are amazing at deck building
Gekyouryuu: @MarkovDescendant bar cube, so maybe Gold Saucer?
MarkovDescendant: @PixelsCatCafe My favourite part of the PPR is Ben's Deck techs.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @MarkovDescendant new episode of Tap Tap Concede came out today (or maybe last night). perhaps that's what you're thinking of?
Diabore: @MarkovDescendant sadly no FF PPR
MarkovDescendant: @Gekyouryuu Seventh Heaven land?
themercenary1987: @Diabore Wow not even LRR can get hold of pre-release!
MarkovDescendant: @Diabore Well poop
Diabore: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff graham said yesterday they had a preview today
Desruprot:
GirlPainting:
Jadaris: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff what? ttc comes out mondays
GirlPainting:
Marvoleath: yup, that's what the mothership article says - May 16 - LoadingReadyRun
CrossXhunteR: surprise angel appearance
themercenary1987: CUBE!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Jadaris for some reason, it seems like it just came into my recommendations today. weird
Diabore: @Jadaris it was late this week (tuesday iirc) so they could cover the FF reveal stream from pax
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shamblingkrenshar: I just got a Card Kingdom order in. The button this time was "A Kingdom of Cards"
Earthenone: !patreon
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KBKarma: But it's not a cube?
johnnylongtorso: barbecube
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooo
Mai_Andra: but that's a rectangle...
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: ah, there it is!
Going_Medium: Is it like Bar B Cube?
Diabore: @Jadaris i didnt say yesterday? i said tuesday
nymistrya: Bar cube ey... what about a Sphere are those allowed this evening?
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Aarek: I draft nachos first pick!
Sibwow: so what’s the deal with the witherbloom commander deck?
ztghostie: the bent mast is an amazing name for a bar
PixelsCatCafe: UNSLEEVED!!!! the crimes
Jadaris: @Diabore the entire reason for this comment chain is someone claiming it did tho
Fruan: Green White auras is like the only option if there's no counters or tokens, right?
shamblingkrenshar: I first pick Trail of Mystery. We're going in.
nymistrya: This has to be Magic as Richard Garfield intended, I mean come on
CrossXhunteR: hey, face down creatures should use something to track them
Lord_Hosk: Flick flick pass... Flick flick pass
korvys: Wasn't that a great henge?
Gekyouryuu: Golbez!
Wonderdoc: zoetic cavern?? radical
KhazzyB: GOTTEM
shamblingkrenshar: This is so cool
agentofsaruman69: @korvys they just said no cards over $3, so... unlikely
Marvoleath: !deck
Blasteg: so bar cube is a cube w/o even +1/+1 tokens?
shamblingkrenshar: Cube is peak Magic. I want to build one.
korvys: @agentofsaruman69 It was a Season's Past
EvilBadman: unless angel put it somewhere else
EricTheOrange: I am a big fan of more simple magic cards
Brozard: Dumb question, is this a pre-record or live multicam?
Juliamon: Prerecord
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PixelsCatCafe: Blame James
benjamin_wheeler: live
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Prerecord, or some of these people have cloned themselves
Marvoleath: Games will be live
benjamin_wheeler: we’ve got to book it back to the office real quick
powerflapjack: deckbuild on the desert bus
devoidmelody: lying is good for the soul
unarmedoracle: is James on his way back to get the tab?
Gekyouryuu: hey, Cam
DarkMorford: Dangit, now I'm hungry
TimeToFry: Oh jeez
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh nostalgia for those red plastic cups
SergeYager: Wheeler get out of chat. We're drafting
TimeToFry: d o n k
maladroit_moose: this is actually the ideal way to play magic
CrossXhunteR: chat, make sure to lick your fingers after eating wings before you resume drafting
SergeYager: Now I find out you're screen looking??? smh
benjamin_wheeler: serge dude I’m eating
niccus: typing while eating wings? bold
Maximals2000: think about the cards!
DarkMorford: Oh wow, the gang's all here
Mischievous_Catgeist: carbs on cards
Blasteg: does accidently getting sauce on cards count as marking them
TimeToFry: Damn Nelly
PixelsCatCafe: Lol i can just imagine wheeler marking the cards with sauce ... watch them while shuffling for random card licks
Bugberry: love some whetwheel
Lord_Hosk: Is this live or pre-recorded?
CrossXhunteR: oh it's lightning helix
SergeYager: Live
Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk yes! (this part prerec, games live)
Blasteg: @Lord_Hosk both, draft you're seeing is pre record
KBKarma: So, something's going to happen?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The draft is a pre-record
Earthenone: wheeler was there when the laws were written
EvilBadman: Live, but a terrible strain on the editor's wrists
agentofsaruman69: this actually happens tomorrow, LRR got some special cameras
Dog_of_Myth:
CrossXhunteR: was that expressive iteration
Marvoleath: @agentofsaruman69 fabled negative latency? D:
Dog_of_Myth: Now I want nachos
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @agentofsaruman69 Surely it is a few days from now since they mentioned it was Monday
CrossXhunteR: or flame of anor
OldUncleDan: I'm sure the food is good and all. But, this table looks like heartburn central.
benjamin_wheeler: i would check but I’m drafting right now
GirlPainting: great, its 2 am and i am hungry now...thx
powerflapjack: yOu MeAn NeLsOn DoEsN't OwN yJ?!
agentofsaruman69: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters my bad, i live on the moon, it's sunday here
KBKarma: 1am for me. I should go to bed. g'night.
Jaolen: watching this stream at a brewery, very meta
PixelsCatCafe: The good thing about it being saturday is watching Magic from the past
Lord_Hosk: I was confused because of how sunny it is.
unarmedoracle: it’s wild that Matt is editing this live
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KaleidoscopeMind: matt's just that good
CrossXhunteR: adam is such a pure person
AkiraBalance27: its pretty impressive
EvilBadman: @unarmedoracle While holding a camera
KBKarma: @unarmedoracle He's very talented.
TimeToFry: Classic
underhill33: Adam learned a lot that night
hd_dabnado: classic bar cube moment
agentofsaruman69: @unarmedoracle he got a couple technical directors from NFL broadcasts to help
Desruprot: snacks already eaten
ztghostie: honestly if this didn't happen while drinking and drafting, what is even the pont?
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KBKarma: So, does this work by a) they draft in the prerecord and b) play with what they drafted.
EvilBadman: yes
Earthenone: correct
agentofsaruman69: @KBKarma exactly this yes
SergeYager: How can Graham subscribe while he's drafting??
Lord_Hosk: Graham doesn't think the local Rugby squad it tough enough to take out a teddy bear
Jaolen: @sergeyager and drinking
themercenary1987: @SergeYager How was that chiken?
benjamin_wheeler: yeah we’re drafting right now and have to sprint back to the office to play our matches
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RockPusher: Serge eating chicken? Seems unlikely
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nymistrya: Subbing was the pack 2 pick 1
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How is serge typing in chat while his phone isn't out?
AkiraBalance27: everyone at the table is just really good at messaging chat while not looking at their phone
Arakasi01: Cube and wings is an act of utmost trust
CrossXhunteR: i wish i had wings
PixelsCatCafe: Wheeler is so pretty
EvilBadman: someone get matt to edit in a "urborg is in prerecord" ticker
SergeYager: How did I sub while I'm drafting?? I'm extra confused
benjamin_wheeler: I’m a beauty
Earthenone: surely backseating wings is caleld wingmansing
A_Dub888: hi friends, how Magics: The Gathering?
unarmedoracle: how are we doing this while we are inside my phone?
SirTrae: Remember, there is a stream delay, so people are actually sending these messages really quickly when off screen
agentofsaruman69:
this prerecord makes me want wingy and i don't have wingy 
themercenary1987: That sure is a card!
Jundinator: Did lrr rent a bar
KBKarma: @unarmedoracle How are you in my phone when you're on my computer?
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Narset: awesome shot of a bone
Desruprot: wings are great, I'm particular to Buffalo
benjamin_wheeler: we bought the bar actually
benjamin_wheeler: cheaper than renting
Masslost: @unarmedoracle is your phone a TARDIS?
Marvoleath: @Jundinator it was actually build around them
Jundinator: Wait. Lrr owns a bar
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micalovits: I have no clue how to make 24 months and a bar cube match
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A_Dub888: @unarmedoracle you didn’t use a transporter in a lightning storm did you?
Earthenone: @benjamin_wheeler finally a place to serve LoadingReadyRum
SergeYager: Patreon . Com slash LRR, we bought a bar
themercenary1987: BEEEJLANDER
benjamin_wheeler: yeah sold YJ to buy a pub
EricTheOrange: serge?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @Jundinator no, just Yellowjacket
HiCallMeRusty: Can't wait for the follow up movice "We Bought a Bar"
TimeToFry: !card wild growth
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Wonderdoc: Serge has built in reverb?
MarkovDescendant: OMG.... Shoes.
Earthenone: x ways to y, speninding the patreon money theme plays
Jundinator: Since when did lrr own YJ
Desruprot: Serge, known Judge in Commander at Home
benjamin_wheeler: I sold it to them
Narset: Well they sold it for the bar
Diabore: so who brought lands?
agentofsaruman69: @Jundinator since episode 6 or so
benjamin_wheeler: then they sold it back to me to buy a bar
hackingducks: @Jundinator watch the latest season of friday nights
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I want to see a CommodoreHustle where they buy a bar
HiCallMeRusty: Cauliflower bites sound so good rn
Jundinator: Oh. I see. This is just a bit. I thought yall were serious for a minute
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Chat is all bits right now
benjamin_wheeler: other people are lying for a bit but you can trust me, I’m wheeler
agentofsaruman69: when in doubt, it's a bit
agentofsaruman69: oops all bits
SergeYager: Hurry up and make your pick Wheeler
A_Dub888: all according to keikaku
nymistrya: Ive never seen Wheeler lie for a bit, its true
KBKarma: @benjamin_wheeler And it's great to be here.
Simriel: Did a Dragonbreak cause this?
IbunWest: wow serge went with enchantments? How unusual
Narset: wheeler is the guard who always tells the truth
Earthenone: !syr
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know Hello Kitty is a human girl? And she's British!
Dog_of_Myth: Siege Rhino, my boi
Simriel: Also if you understood my reference you are a God damned nerd
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
Desruprot: oh wait they are unsleeved, they can't be the same cube from Friday Nights
jinaday64: Does anyone know if they posted their ff spolier
LoadingReadyRun:
btw The Bent Mast also where the Victoria Nautical Song Circle meets monthly 
themercenary1987: Serge is the Premier Enchantress Pilot of Bar Cube
agentofsaruman69: was this bar built in the bones of a 1860s children's school
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Juliamon: Spoiler will be after the first round
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @jinaday64 end of round 1
EvilBadman: @jinaday64 upcoming after nfirst round
Dog_of_Myth: @jinaday64 After round 1
Marvoleath: @agentofsaruman69 no, just the bones of 1860 children
RockPusher:
LoadingReadyRun A fittingly named pub for a shanty meetup 
Earthenone: do you think ben T mast is how it gets emails. like how ben gets ben G neering
A_Dub888: didn’t Flappy Bird comeback loaded with crypto?
Juliamon: A_Dub888 yes and no
ztghostie: 1-800-Flappin-Double Slappin
AkiraBalance27: theyre about to go lightspeed back to the studio
hd_dabnado: its always settle, unless it is Wandering Emperor
GirlPainting: so who got the storm crow?
Dog_of_Myth:
Mindfire13: Hey Chat: Should I build my a commander deck for my foil Eshki Dragonclaw using only foil cards (including lands)?
benjamin_wheeler: damn y’all are quick
CaptainSpam: That was incredibly live.
micalovits: @GirlPainting That card is far to busted powerlevel for this cube
HiCallMeRusty: draft was live, games are prerecorded
idontgetmyrealname: did I miss the preview card?
CrossXhunteR: oh no, no playmat
Diabore: jeez not even a playmat
NotCainNorAbel: no mat, very bar
laikagoat:
Gyruda 
raulghoulia: deck building was so fast
definenull: Oh no this might be cursed
CrossXhunteR: how am i too know where the card reader is
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
nymistrya: Beautiful hardwood
agentofsaruman69: rock paper scissors
ztghostie: rock paper scissors
Fruan: Companions in draft are so cool, it just sucks the mechanic is silly in constructed
A_Dub888: GAVIN
ztghostie: Free Lutri!
Marvoleath: reveal bottom card, higher cmc goes first, like the olden days
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library.
raulghoulia: no playmat is wild
GirlPainting: serges signature upside down library
KBKarma: Right, bed. Night all!
GirlPainting: n8 KBKarma
GirlPainting: sleep tight
LoadingReadyRun:
no playmat, no sleeves, no tokens, no counters, no kings, no gods
Bugberry: Ramp?
DarkMorford: Well, now I'm hungry. I'm gonna go throw a couple of burgers on the grill.
LRRbot: Bronzehide Lion [GW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | {G}{W}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant creature you control and "{G}{W}: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn," and it loses all other abilities.
EvilBadman: @LoadingReadyRun final destination
RockPusher:
Enjoying the trying to keep the flavour with the bare table and snacks
ztghostie: oh heck yeah
IbunWest: big kitty
Gekyouryuu: @EvilBadman Light-Paws only
agentofsaruman69: that snack mix they have on the table is maybe my favorite food, NGL
EGahhd: man i feel crazy, normally i catch these on youtube and I watch yt at 2x speed lmao. i feel like I never knew what anyone sounded like
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun maybe put a coaster in the middle to signefy the scanning zone? ^^
ztghostie: I just love how when it dies it becomes Heracles cloak
ElektroTal: wait, what happened to the table
tehfewl: willbender
Gekyouryuu: it could even be a boat
Diabore: willbender lets goooo
Earthenone: morph ion a chromeshell crab
Skye_Stryke: Chromeshell crab lets go
EvilBadman: @ElektroTal Stole the bar table
singinnonsense: it's also even
Desruprot: it could even be a Willbender
HiCallMeRusty: no playmat no rules
agentofsaruman69:
@GirlPainting nah i think it's way more on theme if they have to flail around and miss it a bunch of times
raulghoulia: where are we supposed to flunge into?
ElektroTal: so does that mean double cards can be 6 dollars?
ztghostie: No planeswalkers
LRRbot: Herd Heirloom [1G] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control with power 4 or greater gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Arakasi01: No skittles??
LoadingReadyRun:
@GirlPainting there is a mark in the table grain that the players can aim for 
Natedogg2: But we do need to track if something is manifested vs. cast face down.
CrossXhunteR: serge plays with his deck facing him, which i guess makes sense based on how i've seen him draw from a deck before
GirlPainting: hmmkai
LRRbot: Unsettling Twins [3W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | When this creature enters, manifest dread.
benjamin_wheeler: skittles are my favourite traditional bar snack
agentofsaruman69: @Natedogg2 yeah there's also prowess which also must be tracked via mind
ElektroTal: speaking of manifest
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Natedogg2: Look, I can manifest manifests.
CompleatedPinkie: Surprised to see Herd Heirloom here. It's been pretty popular lately.
shamblingkrenshar: We in the business call that a "flunge"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: i could really go for some soft pretzels and cheese dip.
CrossXhunteR: seeing standard-legal rare dual lands under $3 is neat
LRRbot: Archon of the Wild Rose [2WW] | Creature — Archon [4/4] | Flying / Other creatures you control that are enchanted by Auras you control have base power and toughness 4/4 and have flying.
ztghostie: oh this reminds me, I saw that Rachel Weeks was so enamored by the the idea of a bar cube that she wants to put together bar commander decks
Mindfire13: Snarls?
Wonderdoc: there is a manland in each colour combo
HiCallMeRusty: @ztghostie A bar battle box would be sick
LoadingReadyRun:
@ThreeTwoOnePantsOff There's a great recipe on TTSF from a while ago
agentofsaruman69: @HiCallMeRusty yes!
definenull: Ooh remembering morph vs manifest might be tricky but it still works
benjamin_wheeler: Angel is the goat
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
Diabore: archon is ar gone
GirlPainting: serge, how many body parts and intestens of you are contious?
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
benjamin_wheeler: can someone check if Zombie Cutthroat is in the cube
agentofsaruman69: erd airloom
LRRbot: Herd Heirloom [1G] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control with power 4 or greater gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Bugberry: @definenull there isn't really a meaningful difference between those for tracking, it's the Disguise difference that has issues.
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library.
ztghostie: erd hairloom?
Gekyouryuu: so 'erd hairloom
PixelsCatCafe: Words are hard ok
johnnylongtorso: Shadow of the Herdtree
idontgetmyrealname: Kurd Hair Loom
devoidmelody: the aggregate of the 2 is correct
agentofsaruman69: english is quite silly
Dromos_GHG: like Sean Bean
Marvoleath: @benjamin_wheeler not found
Lord_Hosk: LadyHosk is really upset, she wanted to come to the bar and buy you all a magic themed shots. But she claims she doesn't know where the moonbase is so she can't now.
Natedogg2: Didn't you know - "h"s are silent.
idontgetmyrealname: creates an equipment: Kurd Ape Hair Cape
LRRbot: Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
ztghostie: so is serge like, on cat kindred?
Wonderdoc: lost value
Jaolen: it is now erd hairloom
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raulghoulia: do this meow
nymistrya: Is an Avatar not just a cat that can bend all four elements?
DarkMorford: SQUEAK
CompleatedPinkie: Herd Hairball?
terpeneterror: Can you flip up at instant speed?
GirlPainting: perfectly normal human noise
LRRbot: Bane of the Living [2BB] | Creature — Insect [4/3] | Morph {X}{B}{B} / When this creature is turned face up, all creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
Bugberry: @terpeneterror yes, it's actually a special action
LoadingReadyRun:
instead of playing without sleeves I feel like it might be more true to a bar to have the cards *laminated*
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
ztghostie: Yo!
Mischievous_Catgeist:
LRRbot: The Ancient One [UB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit God [8/8] | Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard. / {2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.
idontgetmyrealname: I just tried to click that card like Im on spelltable. . .
GirlPainting: she Gronkhed them!
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
terpeneterror: @bugberry thank you!
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
CrossXhunteR: hell of a card
agentofsaruman69: haha lurrus being under $3 to fit into the cube really pains me
Aarek: bonesplitter is ready!
tehfewl: lurrus, known fair card
Bruceski: Angel did not murder the cats. Murder destroys, they simply had 0 toughness.
singinnonsense: Lurrus, only cheap because it's banned everywhere
benjamin_wheeler: is Gyruda a stage name?
Lord_Hosk: @LoadingReadyRun Laminated, but with one corner split and the inside kinda wet
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
Aarek: armadillo cloak does stack with lifelink though
ztghostie: in the old days, when warhammer was in standard, it stacked
Juliamon: It was audible
idontgetmyrealname: oh good the snacks are for eating and not just props
agentofsaruman69: he was so french he was a side character in Clair Obscur
dobogin: oui heard you
GasCityGaming:
graham plays 40k when?
benjamin_wheeler: retconning warhammer is such crap
Wonderdoc:
Yeah Wheeler has things to say about Warhammer having lifelink now
LRRbot: Gyruda, Doom of Depths [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken [6/6] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even mana values. / When Gyruda enters, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even mana value from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
devoidmelody: loxodon warhammer is the one card that actually got errataed to lifelink
Dog_of_Myth: Kibler would pick it
devoidmelody: it's upsetting
CrossXhunteR: was mill not codified by ikoria?
benjamin_wheeler: wonder if they printed a 4 mana clone?
Bugberry: future sight cat!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: newbie question: if I've got the mana for the Equip cost, can I equip it as I cast it, or does it have to be Equipped on a separate turn?
Earthenone:
did serge draft the void winnower to side in?
Bugberry: !card set's tiger
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ztghostie: ah, I'm getting warm fuzzy memories of putting a loxodon warhammer on troll ascetic and watching the mono red player's soul leave their body
CrossXhunteR: they must all be even, for companion reasons
agentofsaruman69: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff equip can generally only be done at sorcery speed
idontgetmyrealname: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff seperate, has to be on the baoard first
LRRbot: Tidehollow Sculler [WB] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Diabore: !card sett tiger
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Marvoleath: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff can be the same turn, but it's an ability you activate as sorcery
Diabore: !card seht's tiger
LRRbot: Seht's Tiger [2WW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | Flash / When this creature enters, you gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Trostani, Three Whispers [G{G/W}W] | Legendary Creature — Dryad [4/4] | {1}{G}: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / {G/W}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn. / {2}{W}: Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: hey, i have that card in a standard deck
agentofsaruman69:
petition for the rest of this stream to only be Ben Ulmer playing against the deck that has Settle in it
Diabore: oh that trostani
singinnonsense: are they playing with the OG companion rules ?
MegaDosX: Love this card
ztghostie: totally innocent trostani
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Diabore: trostani, one whisper and two snitches
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LRRbot: Aven Heartstabber [UB] | Creature — Bird Assassin [1/1] | Flying / As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch. / When this creature dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.
A_Dub888: @ztghostie 2/3 accurate
Earthenone: seems unlikey in a evens deck
Lord_Hosk: This doesn't look good here for our hero angel
LRRbot: Deranged Assistant [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
CrossXhunteR: thanks lurrus
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
iris_of_ether: thurrus
JRandomHacker: Hang on this Lurrus card is pretty good
powerflapjack: remember when lurrus got banned from vintage for power reason
CrossXhunteR: !card herd heirloom
LRRbot: Herd Heirloom [1G] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {T}: Until end of turn, target creature you control with power 4 or greater gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Blasteg: @LRRbot wait this card seems real good?
MegaDosX: Herd Heirloom is quite good
shamblingkrenshar: This is NOT Strictly Worse
idontgetmyrealname: this looks like a banger cube, I want it
Mai_Andra:
shamblingkrenshar: Herd Heirloom is sweet
ztghostie: herd heirloom is my sleeper card from TDM
GirlPainting: Did you mean Erd Heirloom?
MegaDosX: Trample to get through and draws you cards
PorpoisesUnknown: I hope everyone is doing alright tonight!
CrossXhunteR: one of few 2-mana rocks in standard currently
singinnonsense: it's not terrible in standard too
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: is it typical for a Cube to have pre-arranged "started decks", or is the whole mess shuffled before separating?
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MegaDosX: I opened one in paper and immediately slapped it in my Maelstrom Wanderer deck
KhazzyB: Herd Heirloom also super not less than $3
KaleidoscopeMind: push button
SirTrae: I think Serge technically tapped wrong, but he could have done it with slightly different tapping so meh
Diabore: i dont think serge had the mana to double strike there, herd heirloom is only for creature spells
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MegaDosX: Might have been when Angel bought it
EonsofIan: Is there cereal in those bowls
KhazzyB: significantly
MarkovDescendant: $5 now
MegaDosX: But yeah now it'd not that cheap
shamblingkrenshar: It went up recently but at the time it was lower. Its like ~5-7 now
MegaDosX: it's*
drcthulu: 3.68 now
Dog_of_Myth: Now $4 where I looked
PorpoisesUnknown: A whole Abraham Lincoln now?
GirlPainting: if we ALL buy this cube now, would we inflate the price for all those cards instandly?
devoidmelody: yeah penny dreadful is a funny format
LithelyUnshod: $6 on CK
JRandomHacker: Penny Dreadful does that by only doing "rotation" every couple months or so
Mindfire13: 5 bucks in the past 6 months
ThorSokar: Beejlander best lander
nymistrya: Quick, someone get Graham a chair to sit in backwards while he raps with us
Earthenone: bump in the night stonks go silly
CrossXhunteR: also budget vintage, i think
frozenphoenix7: There's also Value Vintage, which is Vintage with a $30 dollar limit
shamblingkrenshar: That sounds like a Friday Nights scheme, tbh
Diabore: penny dreadful is good for that, where they update prices every x months
GasCityGaming: If i'm reading it right, whole cupe is under $300 US, pretty dang good deal honestly
Wonderdoc:
LRR has been doing this with bump in the night for a long time now 
KhazzyB: big brain
Marvoleath: Penny Dreadful / budget Vintage cube has a lock-in times for prices I believe
pleonasticTautology: (i assume the ffmtg card wasn't previewed yet right)
Ukon_Cairns: market manipulation as metagaming is really funny
micalovits: I am into it
Luminaire_p: The KING of stationary
Diabore: @pleonasticTautology correct
benjamin_wheeler: value vintage pretty cool. we need to do that for FNPF
Reldnahcire: print full plastic proxies so they are beer spill safe 🤣
MegaDosX: Permanent sleeves
Bruceski: *sound of packing tape roll*
pleonasticTautology: wait paul @LoadingReadyRun why didn't you do that for cam in that friday nights ep
Dog_of_Myth: @pleonasticTautology After round 1
DeM0nFiRe: It would probably be too hard to laminate them evenly but otherwise that would super make sense lol
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm always tempted to do a Paul from friday nights and make a Werewolf commander deck, sleeved with FAR too many sleeves
CrossXhunteR: value vintage is $30 USD limit, right?
MegaDosX:
Nah Lurrus is fine 
Mindfire13: The thought of laminated cards hurts my hands
pleonasticTautology: @Dog_of_Myth this is only round one? okay! i came late because i'm doing stuff on the moon
benjamin_wheeler: $30 usd yes
SirTrae: Lurrus was the only card banned in vintage for power level reasons, right?
benjamin_wheeler: stand by me ass comment
MegaDosX: Wow
Marvoleath: You can order 'custom' plastic playing cards (like for poker), probably could make proxies like that
Earthenone: did he have time to take a selfie taken before disaster?
GirlPainting: how about magic cards printed on credit card plastic? ^^
Bruceski: I once found half a $20 bill at the bottom of a lagoon and the bank traded it for a full one.
IbunWest: I feel like leaving it in the pocket would have been safer
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Fruan: @GirlPainting Shuffling those would feel so good
pleonasticTautology: no i get it
LRRbot: Mastery of the Unseen [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you gain 1 life for each creature you control. / {3}{W}: Manifest the top card of your library.
GirlPainting: Fruan right?
Dog_of_Myth: Or get chased by a train
definenull: each?
Lord_Hosk: Pulls it out of pocket... throws it as hard as he can... at the cliff face and watches it shatter as he hits the water.
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
BusTed: I could hear an older Serge narrating that over some old footage of the event
MegaDosX: Basicsplitter
GirlPainting: laser edged magic cards on wood tablets
LithelyUnshod: Nightmare of OG Tarkir standard
definenull: PHRASING
pleonasticTautology: i once jumped into a pool with a blackberry in my pocket
MarkovDescendant: LOL
Desruprot: Mastery is a strong card
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CrossXhunteR: what was the first non-core set using the M15 frame?
MegaDosX: "I missed my mouth"
JRandomHacker: Petition for "Basic" supertype for Relentless Rats-type cards
PorpoisesUnknown: Graham; "I also, too, missed your, mouth serge...."
neisan2112: Hell yeah
couchboyj: I prefer Dual Bonesplitters myself
LRRbot: Sigil of the Nayan Gods [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. / Cycling {G/W}
RockPusher:
GasCityGaming: Nyan Gods
gualdhar: double the alcohol, double the fun
LRRbot: Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest | Bramble Familiar [1G] | Creature — Elemental Raccoon [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand. // Fetch Quest [5GG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature, enchantment, or land card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield.
IbunWest:
Reldnahcire: 🦝
Earthenone:
surely in serges deck it is Nyan Gods
pleonasticTautology: shuffle cats!
Marvoleath: @JRandomHacker MaRo once said he wished they did it, but now it'd be too janky to introduce
MegaDosX: This card's fun
MarkovDescendant: Raccoon is best creature type
Jaolen: oh graham should just be table friend all night with that beer
Mindfire13: Kaheera counts elementals
PorpoisesUnknown: Honorary rat serge. Raccoon's are rodents and therefore food for lurris lol
pleonasticTautology: get diner placemats, graham
Reldnahcire: @IbunWest I SPY an @blueskies645 emote
IbunWest:
Agrus_Kadeen: what's with the bar theme?
JRandomHacker: @Marvoleath Yup, in the article where he time-travels, talks to Richard Garfield, then mind-wipes him
Desruprot: Raccoon, isn't it honorary bear?
benjamin_wheeler: it’s bar cube
50keyz: @pleonasticTautology oooo with mazes and puzzles!
cobthegreat: its an elemental so kaheera does count it the same as a cat
Bruceski: @Lord_Hosk That reminds me, my first smartphone had a back panel that came off for the battery and a case that gripped the edges such that if I dropped it the case would pull the whole thing apart. Brother called it "self destruct mode". Looked impressive, but it took enough of the shock of impact that the phone was fine every time.
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niccus: basic legendary creature - artificer human
LRRbot: Heliod's Pilgrim [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrightstormRising: At any time.
Marvoleath: as special action
benjamin_wheeler: mauras
henrizzle: surely you have to have priority?
CrossXhunteR: is sheltered by ghosts still like $10
A_Dub888: what are you doing with your life? Serge, you’re playing Magic: The Gathering
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Redartifice: Manifest at any time. Let your personal growth happen at its right pace.
Natedogg2: He did cycle an aura.
LoadingReadyRun:
xkcd did a graph of "funniness of pushing someone into the water vs time" and the line drops severely as soon as people started carrying multi-hundred dollar phones in their pockets
Agrus_Kadeen: oh is this the cube where you don't need any add ons, dice, etc?
micalovits: Ghost quarters maybe?
benjamin_wheeler: yeah no extra stuff
MegaDosX:
Angel sounded offended by the question 
Marvoleath: @Agrus_Kadeen yup! plus the cards were $3 or less to acquire
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
PorpoisesUnknown: That's not from the 40k decks Serge!
Desruprot: 222s
SirToastyT: The surprising solid game plan of "steady stream of 3W 2/2s"
Jaolen: “would you like to cut?” “no (derogatory)”
CrossXhunteR: eggs, meet basket
Bruceski: Huh, I'm Serge height
Tar_Veldig: Woo, first time I'm able to catch a FNPF. Watched pretty much the entire backlog on YT
Earthenone: that manifest at any time for 4 mana card is a really good combo with settle, gives you a constant alibai for holding up 4 white mana
LRRbot: Ruthless Lawbringer [1WB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.
50keyz: @CrossXhunteR with equipment its more of "reusable eggs, disposable basket"
GirlPainting: Trash Panda
Diabore: oh is garuda not companion this time?
CrossXhunteR: correct
PorpoisesUnknown: its always WILLBENDER. It has to be lol
LRRbot: Unsettling Twins [3W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | When this creature enters, manifest dread.
IbunWest: Angel conducting a ballet over here
Fruan: *Pounding my clipboard* Two! Two! Two! Two!
A_Dub888: how does Shirley know that?
MegaDosX: Willbender is like 30 cents
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jamwno: so is a bar cube basically a pauper/cheap cards cube you don’t mind spilling beer on?
benjamin_wheeler: WHAT
frozenphoenix7: Unless they're Chromeshell Crab
the_garfielf: lol wheeler
PorpoisesUnknown: Nice try Angel! They are all willbender
benjamin_wheeler: BROTHER YOU LOST YOUR GOB OVER WILD GROWTH
ztghostie: that sounds like something a willbender would say
Juliamon: jamwno And no extraneous parts needed (tokens, counters, etc)
Marvoleath: @jamwno and does not need extra stuff like counters, tokens
ThorSokar: pretty sure the meme pumps that card's value
GirlPainting: willbender adjacent
pleonasticTautology: will-or-won't-bender
niccus: will it bender?
gualdhar: so I'm guessing shahrazad isn't in this cube? that would be awesome to keep track of while drunk
SirToastyT: Shoutout to Boltbender, who exists exclusively because Gavin wanted the Disguise deck to be able to run a Willbender
the_garfielf: they dont get the power of the bender
Chesul: Until a willbender is revealed all morphs are willbender.
tehfewl: will they/won't they bender
Gekyouryuu: they're either Will bender or Won't bender
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Fruan: "Won't Bender" would be a great Un-Card
Bruceski: @jamwno No, it's a cube that doesn't need any props. Dice, tokens, other markers. This particular one has a cap of $3 per card
PorpoisesUnknown: Wheeler with teh PHACTS
powerflapjack: wheeler talking smack like they're actually at a bar
MarkovDescendant: Ramp > Redirect
Lord_Hosk: Will bender or wont.... You know what... I don't want to make that joke and anyone who does it unoriginal so there... take that
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Marvoleath: What if it's boltbender?
LoadingReadyRun:
If all LRR crew members are creatures with power/toughness equal to their height as Feet/Inches, I think I'm doing pretty good at 5/11
MegaDosX: Wheeler about to Kool Aid Man his way through the wall to give Serge a piece of his mind
Lord_Hosk cries in the corner at everyone who typed faster
LRRbot: Exalted Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals damage, you gain that much life. / Morph {2}{W}{W}
the_garfielf: when we willbender an armadillo clock you'll feel the pain
SirToastyT: @LoadingReadyRun So if you are on the foot exactly you die immediately?
powerflapjack: and you gain a wheeler scream aura
LoadingReadyRun: @SirToastyT apparently so!
ztghostie: its legally distinct lifelink
Maximals2000: Such an Iconic card
WiJohn: How the turn tables
micalovits: Thats a weird willbender
Earthenone: Tanlge. Span lookout
LRRbot: Tanglespan Lookout [2G] | Creature — Satyr [2/3] | Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.
johnnylongtorso: no! time to lose!
CrossXhunteR: not-enchantress. neat
Natedogg2: The Warhammer was printed with lifelink just before they changed how lifelink works, so they decided it should continue to use lifelink and not be a trigger.
benjamin_wheeler: they updated warhammer with its reprinting in 10th edition
Fruan: The reprinted it when lifelink was a triggered ability, and then errata'd lifelink, and so it gets grandfathered in because there was a printing with the keyword.
SirToastyT: Loxodon Warhammer I believe is the only card that got its triggered lifelink changed and they realized their mistake but couldn't go back because it was already in print
Dog_of_Myth: Spirit Link works the same way.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that old card
Natedogg2: Sorry, reprinted.
benjamin_wheeler: back off goons, warhammer is wheeler work
shamblingkrenshar: During its brief time in Standard, there were some -obscene- life totals it made
MegaDosX: Fight fight fight fight
Dog_of_Myth:
@benjamin_wheeler Okay, what army your bringing then? 
micalovits: @benjamin_wheeler Can't wait to see you on AFK killteam
Dog_of_Myth: *you're
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, that manifest enchant led to some silly mirror matches in standard where the lifetotals only went up
CrossXhunteR: cards slicked with chicken wing grease
LRRbot: Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
powerflapjack: @benjamin_wheeler holdup, how did you know i posted on something awful back in the day
benjamin_wheeler: because you’re active in my community
definenull: spicyy
LRRbot: Kheru Spellsnatcher [3U] | Creature — Snake Wizard [3/3] | Morph {4}{U}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost for as long as it remains exiled.
Earthenone: all snatched up
Aneranium: he wants the willbender so bad
AllTheWeasels: You wish it was willbender at this point
niccus: willtaker
MegaDosX: "Your cat? My cat."
Marvoleath: catnapped D:
Natedogg2: It's a Spelljack.
ztghostie: that card is so rude
JRandomHacker: willbend-est
Gekyouryuu: quick, use an eldrazi processor
KaleidoscopeMind: yoink'd
Diabore: !card willbender
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
Maximals2000: she SNATCHED it
Tar_Veldig: Will Benders brother, Bill Bender
CrossXhunteR: it's not looking good
Uniclonus: Poor Serge
MegaDosX: Serge is so sad lmao
flatluigi: so is it a bar cube because it's driving serge to drink
DarkMorford: But Serge is a teetotaler, last I checked
definenull: it was in the original morph precon (Kadena) too
MegaDosX: Zimone
benjamin_wheeler: not with updated art tho
micalovits: Since the Kheru was manifested and not morphed, could Angel have paid 3U instead of 4UU?
CrossXhunteR: yes
MegaDosX: Left hand right hand, Graham
MegaDosX: I suspect
micalovits: Neat
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Diabore: willbender to target serge?
LRRbot: Souls of the Lost [1B] | Creature — Spirit [*/*+1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or sacrifice a permanent. / Fathomless descent — Souls of the Lost's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Diabore: dinger
50keyz: manifest in response and ramp! lol
powerflapjack: withdrawn from its vessel?
frozenphoenix7: A bunch of the Naga cards got new art when Khans Remastered went on Arena
AllTheWeasels: Kutzil tragically in exile still
benjamin_wheeler: let strength be granted so the world might be mended
flatluigi: @AllTheWeasels it can still be cast from exile
flatluigi: for free even
CrossXhunteR: always cut
powerflapjack: so the world might be mended...
AllTheWeasels: @flatluigi yes. . . but doing it pre combat turns off settle
Diabore: ghost dad lets goooo
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
aitsu100: well thats fun
LRRbot: Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Ghost Dad!!
Earthenone: remember when we were allowed to say ghostdad
definenull: angel's in her lane, manifesting
ztghostie: oh there's the odd cmc card which is why gyruda isn't the companion anymore
MegaDosX: Kutzil would indeed have prevented the Settle
AllTheWeasels: I love this cat
CrossXhunteR: oh, kutzil would have been settle the wreckage protection. oh well
SirToastyT: the ol kheru yoink and twist
Diabore: oh right it super is settle protection
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
MegaDosX: Yeah Kutzil is more than card draw, it's also half of a Grand Abolisher
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
benjamin_wheeler: bomb alert
Earthenone: lets you manifest spells
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX i think we call that a voice of victory now
MegaDosX: That card looks sick
OldUncleDan: I am happy to see Trostani in this cube. Unfortuantely it's the MKM version. Granted, my personal favorite, Discordant from Guilds of Ravnica would not qualify for this cube.
MegaDosX: Angel's deck is making me want to build a face down cards EDH deck
50keyz: i remember primordial mists from wheeler's canlander battle of wits cube/deck
spawnofhastur: i really hope Jacob is invited to the FF PP$
chaostreader: I don’t believe you need to show manifested cards?
spawnofhastur: PPR rather
Earthenone: FF will not haev a ppr
nevyn666: where is this bar. i would like to become a regular
powerflapjack: "let's see, here's your kutzil, your armadillo cloak, aaaaaand oh, you spilled some pretzels over here"
Earthenone:
but i do hope they make jacob an eternal table friend on their innitial FF stream
Cptasparagus: when are you going to build a tesseract
Marvoleath: !ppr
LRRbot: No, there will not be a Final Fantasy PPR. There will be *something* but it won't be a PPR.
ThorSokar: *snort* That's about as insane as I expect Square to be
korvys: PostPreRelease
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spawnofhastur: i'll phrase it like this: i hope jacob is involved in anything you do that's FF related
Diabore: i am hoping the family jamily returns for FF
Dromos_GHG: Does that sign off mean similar things for Spider-Man and Avatar?
MarkovDescendant: It's not a PPR, so SOMETHING is gonna happen.
powerflapjack: also it would get muted because if i know jacob like i know jacob he'd want to go full soundtrack
Larkonus: Now, I definitely saw some time travel shenanigans in your skits, you're telling me you don't actually time travel?! (/j)
CrossXhunteR: looking forward to see y'all play the commander decks
definenull: oooh
LRRbot: Bonesplitter [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {1}
Jaolen: Yeah any more TTC with Jacob?
LRRbot: Mnemonic Sphere [1U] | Artifact | {1}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards. / Channel — {U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.
Gekyouryuu: Graham, say nothing, but my prediction: the preview is either 7th Heaven or Gold Saucer
CrossXhunteR: note, not cycling
Gekyouryuu: Legume
pleonasticTautology: nuT
AllTheWeasels: That's a nut right there
Marvoleath: mayhaps EDSC with Jacob and FIC precons?
johnnylongtorso: n u t
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
spawnofhastur: Eggs are 1cmc, Nuts are 2cmc
Earthenone: i thought it had to have an acorn watermark to count as a nut
marxmarksman: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
BusTed: thx
Marvoleath: @spawnofhastur wasnt it etb effect vs only on sac?
OldUncleDan: Also, love 'dillo Cloak in this cube. I may want to just build this myself. Any chance of having the list in the description of the Youtube replay?
powerflapjack: +2 wheeler
Natedogg2: Does that mean Instant Ramen from the Final Fantasy set is a nut?
ThorSokar: HAHAHAHA
A_Dub888: two maNUT
DeM0nFiRe:
CrossXhunteR: oh, then a new nut was revealed today. i thought it was an egg. my b
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Earthenone: i belive the list is on angles moxfield
LosSpikey: It's an Eggnut then
Marvoleath: @CrossXhunteR it would be more on flavor if it was an egg
Gekyouryuu: hooray!
Diabore: oh so its a 7 card
flatluigi: i want graham to reveal the tonberry king
LRRbot: Sultai Emissary [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library.
CrossXhunteR: @Marvoleath they even mention an egg in the flavor text
Tar_Veldig: I bet its from the game Magic: the Gathering
Marvoleath: (the game is Magic: The Gathering)
GasCityGaming: Did love how they matched the Tonberry with G's description of it from the FF7 playthrough
CrossXhunteR: kutzil was load-bearing
Diabore: @flatluigi "now this magic card is very special, and it STABS YOU"
Gekyouryuu: @Marvoleath no, it'd be BETTER if they ADDED an egg to it. it's not an egg because it's the cheap, instant stuff
Earthenone: imagine serge shaking his head at you whenever you want to keep a 1 manner
definenull: heckin chonker
OldUncleDan: I am hoping that the spoiler is a President Shinra card.
DaltAndPepper: Is there any flavor text saying 'Did Sephiroth do this?"
ztghostie: aw, I was hoping it was related to the tidusxyuna laugh scene since one of my first exposures to graham was him defending it at an escapist panel
RatherLargeToad:
I’m rooting for it to be frog Cloud 
CrossXhunteR: ty for catering to the arena zoomers like me, serge
LRRbot: Devourer of Memory [UB] | Creature — Nightmare [2/1] | Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / {1}{U}{B}: Mill a card.
Diabore: @OldUncleDan which president shinra? id prefer rufus
DarkMorford: Yum, cheezburger *burp*
MegaDosX: Haven't seen this card in a minute
Earthenone: presumably the one G plaed in machin ima
LRRbot: Danitha, New Benalia's Light [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance, trample, lifelink / Once during each of your turns, you may cast an Aura or Equipment spell from your graveyard.
A_Dub888: what do theran memories taste like?
MarkovDescendant: We haven't seen any of the FF7 weapon bosses.
Earthenone: wow my keyboard is not keeping up with my imputs today
Gekyouryuu: @Diabore if it's Rufus' dad, Graham can do his voice from Team Four Star's FF7 Machinabridged
OldUncleDan: @Diabore I am sorta making a FF7 machina abridged reference. Graham voiced the character off the OG President in it.
flatluigi: !card armadillo cloak
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
Brozard: windmill slam Huge Materia
pleonasticTautology: don't bring home any more old crutches
Earthenone: !findquote lifestream
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
CrossXhunteR: do they print Shock in Black?
MarkovDescendant: I need to go and rewatch the PIF of FF7
Gekyouryuu: anyone else super bummed out that the really pretty Aerith and Tifa alt art promos in their nice dresses are PTQ exclusives?
Marvoleath: @CrossXhunteR usually as 2 mana, deal 2 gain 2 (e.g. Sorin's Thirst)
GasCityGaming: trample-ample-ample
drcthulu: legally distinct lifelink
DarkMorford: Triple Trample
Larkonus: Trample, Trample, Trample, Lifelink, Not Lifelink, Viigilance
LRRbot: Scavenger Regent // Exude Toxin | Scavenger Regent [3B] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / Ward—Discard a card. // Exude Toxin [XBB] | Sorcery — Omen | Each non-Dragon creature gets −X/−X until end of turn.
WriterRaven: @DarkMorford Trimple.
spawnofhastur: the knights of the round creature is hilarious.
OldUncleDan: Where is this Danitha from?
Bugberry: @OldUncleDan Aftermath
Gekyouryuu: @spawnofhastur wait, there's a Knights of the Round?
ancientspark: Your triple trample cannot protect you from a random dragon's anger
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Diabore: @Gekyouryuu yup, it real good
OldUncleDan: @Bugberry Thank you! I may need to check for it on Arena!
flatluigi: aftermath has very cool cards
chaostreader: @gekyouryuu Yes. it makes a ton of knights.
GasCityGaming: Raiders!
powerflapjack: aftermath had like 10 cool cards
Bugberry: I like a lot of Aftermath cards, especially in Brawl.
Earthenone: knights of the round is probobly the card most likely to play a subgame, after a relm reborn
MegaDosX: The problem with Aftermath was the packs, the cards in them were cool
powerflapjack: and nobody wanted to pay for it
salamisuperstar: I remember Aftermath for what a disaster it was
LRRbot: Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [3/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control each with power greater than its base power deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
YarrMorgan: I want a FF card that is SAVE POINT - restart the turn XD
Bugberry: @powerflapjack lots of the legends were cool, and it had some neat buildarounds.
24GMagic: Does the card Angel just manifested have a differently shaded back?
Natedogg2: I will allow it.
Pharmacistjudge:
definenull: the snoozie!
LRRbot: Snooping Newsie [UB] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | When this creature enters, mill two cards. / As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
JRandomHacker: the snewsie
Brozard: the Snoopy
TheWriterAleph: mi scusi
Diabore: @Gekyouryuu chapters 1-4 make 3 2/2 knights, then on chapter 5 it pumps the team +2 and puts indestructible counters on them, and its a 3/3 indestructible itself, 6WW
Marvoleath: a snussy?
powerflapjack: @Bugberry oh yeah i built more than a few decks based off legends. again, the pricepoint was so bad
CrossXhunteR: i came back to magic after Aftermath, and learning that that was the set the pinkerton stuff was about was funny to me. no one cares about aftermath, so what a thing for them to do
Earthenone: remember to subscribe to angel on onlytwos
Gekyouryuu: Snoopsie
LRRbot: Sigil of the Nayan Gods [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. / Cycling {G/W}
GasCityGaming: Nyan Sigil
LRRbot: Tanglespan Lookout [2G] | Creature — Satyr [2/3] | Whenever an Aura you control enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
definenull: uh ohh
Bugberry: @CrossXhunteR the last time they went after someone for leaks, as far as I know, was I think New Phyrexia.
Gekyouryuu: @Diabore rad!
couchboyj: Health tether
CrossXhunteR: and draw
definenull: kudzil has more words
MrPipboy3000: Hard to goozle when she can't cast spells on your turn
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Gadora: @MrPipboy3000 Could flip up a morph.
flatluigi: @MrPipboy3000 she can flip the manifest
Larkonus: 2nd plains? But I thought this was a singleton cube! (/s)
MrPipboy3000: Ahh, too true
Earthenone: also bloodthrist legally distinct instants
LRRbot: Primordial Mist [4U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, you may manifest the top card of your library. / Exile a face-down permanent you control face up: You may play that card this turn.
Earthenone: or channel, which she did earlier
neisan2112: Ohhh hell yeah
DarkMorford: !findquote chromeshell
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CrossXhunteR: and what a plains
LRRbot: Heliod's Pilgrim [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Aura card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DarkMorford:
How is that Ian classic not in there?
drcthulu: Math, Serge's archnemesis
A_Dub888: I thought it was only for blockers
MarkovDescendant: Math in a Bar Cube? That should be interesting. *takes a drink*
definenull: LOL
Earthenone: none auras
salamisuperstar:
TheWriterAleph: ope
CrossXhunteR: that'll do it
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Marvoleath: a free shuffle!
definenull: eggs meet basket?
sourandsublimes:
yager, you were so much fun playing urza with olivia, brian, and crim 
CrossXhunteR: and draw
MegaDosX: Draw
MrPipboy3000: Draw
thegreatskyfish:
tap tap tap 
neisan2112: @sourandsublimes Poor crim
drcthulu: draw and gain 9 life
pleonasticTautology: graham are those pretzels making you thirsty
LRRbot: Gyruda, Doom of Depths [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Demon Kraken [6/6] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with even mana values. / When Gyruda enters, each player mills four cards. Put a creature card with an even mana value from among the milled cards onto the battlefield under your control.
definenull: oof
powerflapjack: withdrawn from its vessel
salamisuperstar: Bane of the Living!
EricTheOrange: noooo the double lifelink dream
TheMadS8nt: BOOOO no spark double off Gyruda
LRRbot: Souls of the Lost [1B] | Creature — Spirit [*/*+1] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or sacrifice a permanent. / Fathomless descent — Souls of the Lost's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Earthenone: surely they are on screen
CrossXhunteR: we're also counting kutzil stats
johnnylongtorso: zoom in! enhance!
Earthenone: and so legible
lamina5432: number of pretzels
RatherLargeToad: stack it with pretzel sticks
50keyz: you could use pretzels on top of the card
emilevitt:
just use pretzel pieces 
thegreatskyfish: pretzel tokens
A_Dub888: got it, Angel’s got 100 cards in her graveyard
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CrossXhunteR: just lurrus them back
LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
definenull: uh oh
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / Once during each of your turns, you may cast a permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
OldUncleDan: That's the Danitha I know and love!
Aneranium: Danitha? More like Cloud Strife
v_nome: Not the Quadrample!
Larkonus: Does 5 instances of Trample equate to Magic's Exodia?
definenull: 'dample' *heurgh*
nyc_mtg: tramampoline, trambampoline!!!
WriterRaven: Trample, Dample, Trimple, Quample
CrossXhunteR: 10/7
Toxxick: Can I just said, buzzed G doing his best Statler and Waldorf here is one of my favorite things ive seen on the FNPF
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Veraphage: cool beans
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definenull: any trample over?
definenull: sweet
salamisuperstar: Angel mil 2 from Snoozie when it comes back?
anti_negative_: yeh snoosie etb
renaud30: could you give info about the last card she played?
CrossXhunteR: the end step manifest is a may, right?
joinempiretoday: @CrossXhunteR Yes
definenull: well when almost your entire deck is even cmc...
ThorSokar: That creature was pulped
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
OldUncleDan: What could have been... Danitha + Dillo Cloak would be absolutely gross!
MadWolf1290: !card bitter triumph
LRRbot: Bitter Triumph [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
idontgetmyrealname: thank you lrr for the dinner inspo, some wings, fries and cheese sticks were the way to go
CrossXhunteR: meow
LRRbot: Bronzehide Lion [GW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | {G}{W}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant creature you control and "{G}{W}: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn," and it loses all other abilities.
flatluigi: an indestructable chump blocker, huh
Marvoleath: what exalteD?
CrossXhunteR: what has exalted?
LastCenturion: Exalted from what?
coachNelly: exalted?
laikagoat: Nope
drcthulu: exalted is in the bin
LRRbot: Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest | Bramble Familiar [1G] | Creature — Elemental Raccoon [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand. // Fetch Quest [5GG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill seven cards. Then put a creature, enchantment, or land card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield.
Marvoleath:
wrong cat, Serge
Ukon_Cairns: the exalted cat is in the bin already
Gekyouryuu: twinsies
TheWriterAleph: serge thinks all cats look alike
Reldnahcire: 🦝 is back
Bruceski: It's the same picture
MrSarkhan:
TheMrCuddlefish: I heard there was Bar Cubing?
Marvoleath:
not all cats are equal
A_Dub888: JUDGE! Outside interference !
CrossXhunteR: what was the MH3 dog with counters
Jaolen: ok we absolutely need more of this format
coachNelly: bro admitting on camera and in front of Bosley that he can’t tell bosley apart from other cats smh my head
Dog_of_Myth:
Bugberry: !card fleecemain lion
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
OldUncleDan: Xena was so much better!
MarkovDescendant: Yay Graham with the mythology
LRRbot: Dreadhound [4BB] | Creature — Demon Dog [6/6] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.
solarsheeptoken: allergy is sacrificing the kitty
DarkMorford: Oh hey Nelly
A_Dub888: !card fleecemane
LRRbot: Fleecemane Lion [GW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | {3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. / As long as this creature is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.
ztghostie: that dreadhound is colossal!
CrossXhunteR: i think you're fine
tehfewl: big dog
LRRbot: Rout [3WW] | Sorcery | You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Branch of Vitu-Ghazi | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Disguise {3} / When this land is turned face up, add two mana of any one color. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
TheWriterAleph: got that dog
MrPipboy3000: This would be bad if Serge didn't have a comander life total
Poggifers_LRR: Angel’s got this
LRRbot: Temple of Plenty | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
CrossXhunteR: is that a snap keep
SimWOT: Just notice they removed the playmath
Mai_Andra: Four rounds tonight, eh?
agentofsaruman69: @SimWOT yes this is an anti math stream
salamisuperstar: Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me
TheMrCuddlefish: What do you need a playmat for, lol.
nevyn666: playmath is for blockers
Syntheticuh: graham what was the name of the little guy at the german crosswalks from your vlog again? i loved him
Balugo: is there a command for a link to the cube list?
CrossXhunteR: this dog being unmovable is rough
DarkMorford: It's before 11, Serge doesn't have to do math
coachNelly: this is round one right?
Syntheticuh: thank you!
Earthenone: this is round 1, spoiler is on deck
chaostreader: @micalovits She did.
coachNelly: Ty earth
ztghostie: if I recall,, he is actually quite pleasent
idontgetmyrealname: i feel like graham is living his best life: snacks and beer, magic in proximity, but no on camera responsibilities
LRRbot: Aven Heartstabber [UB] | Creature — Bird Assassin [1/1] | Flying / As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch. / When this creature dies, mill two cards, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Archon of the Wild Rose [2WW] | Creature — Archon [4/4] | Flying / Other creatures you control that are enchanted by Auras you control have base power and toughness 4/4 and have flying.
Diabore: !card bronzehide lion
LRRbot: Bronzehide Lion [GW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | {G}{W}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant creature you control and "{G}{W}: Enchanted creature gains indestructible until end of turn," and it loses all other abilities.
niccus: serge is definitely without aura now
LRRbot: Lavaspur Boots [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. / Equip {1}
Bugberry: Love these boots
DarkMorford: Serge very much NOT aura-maxing right now
agentofsaruman69: lol oh man G silently fixing serge's card reader proximity is killing me
derolopercy: !card serge
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
derolopercy: !card serge protection
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat enters, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
LRRbot: The Ancient One [UB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit God [8/8] | Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard. / {2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.
coachNelly: I try not to ever say this but those were some harsh mills
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MarkovDescendant:
They're just trying to delay us from seeing the preview card now
Ukon_Cairns: these are the cowboy set boots yeh? so the boots with the spurs ?
lirazel64: It's a rich narrative!
salamisuperstar: Is Stroke of Genius in the cube for Angel? lol
WriterRaven: Nyandestructible, if you will.
agentofsaruman69: @Ukon_Cairns got the whole saloon lookin' at her
CrossXhunteR: being stonewalled by this cat is really harshing the vibes of trying beat serge
LRRbot: Unsettling Twins [3W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | When this creature enters, manifest dread.
TheMrCuddlefish: I love Manifest Dread
niccus: what *do* you use to track life in bar cube
CrossXhunteR: was one of these a morph?
powerflapjack: angel puts Emrakul the Aeons Torn in the graveyard cackles that there was one card more than $3
CrossXhunteR: @niccus a phone. we all have them
Marvoleath:
@niccus phone?
ekplayscards: hey chat sorry im late
NotCainNorAbel: moral victory
TheWriterAleph: the meow-ral victory
bbblehh: i came in late, what's the gimmick of the bar cube
Mai_Andra: The moral victory is the correct victory.
Bugberry: @Ukon_Cairns I love how the spurs grant the +1/+0, which also appropriately helps mounting.
coachNelly: deadcat would be moral victory
agentofsaruman69: @bbblehh no co unters, no tokens, no game objects besides cards
Marvoleath: @bbblehh no tokens, no dice, cheap cards
LRRbot: Ruthless Lawbringer [1WB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.
bbblehh: oh that sounds great
CrossXhunteR: ward
MarkovDescendant: Ward?
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: Jukai Naturalist [GW] | Enchantment Creature — Human Monk [2/2] | Lifelink / Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't aim for this dot. Aim for that dot.
flatluigi: serge don't throw it away
flatluigi: lmao
Gekyouryuu: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Phil Ken Sebben voice: "not there, there!"
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ztghostie: willbender you say
50keyz: uhoh
Marvoleath: cat in boots
salamisuperstar: Man-O-War?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Angel did not have the mana to pay for the ward. she accidentally "untapped" a plains with her swamp. count the mana of the spells cast.
LRRbot: Quag Feast [1B] | Sorcery | Choose target creature, planeswalker, or Vehicle. Mill two cards, then destroy the chosen permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.
ztghostie: quag feast is so cool
Diabore: wait is serge dead?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: with her sleeve
Marvoleath: miau miau can be indestru
TheWriterAleph: so close
Diabore: ah, nevermind
GasCityGaming: is milling ok?
LRRbot: Stirring Wildwood | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}{G}{W}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/4 green and white Elemental creature with reach. It's still a land.
MadWolf1290: @GasCityGaming yeah, game loss is on upkeep
TheDevil_Risen:
grrrr twtich didnt send me a notification
MarkovDescendant: Damn good games
TheDevil_Risen: ggs angel
BusTed: nice games
shendaras:
Diabore: now the stream is half over
TheWriterAleph:
Juliamon: TheDevil_Risen Good news, your timing is STILL PERFECT
TheDevil_Risen: glad i didnt miss it all
Dog_of_Myth:
MadWolf1290: OOOH
Diabore: yaaay
CrossXhunteR: dang, it's 9:40
Desruprot: quite the cube
Diabore: is it rufus?
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Gekyouryuu: oooooh, neat
ChaoticObserver: The president of Shinra?
Diabore: the turks!
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon thanks Julia haha
hd_dabnado: da turks
Dog_of_Myth: YES
pleonasticTautology: YOOOOOOOO
Syntheticuh: LETS GO
BusTed: eeyyy
notthepenguins: yooo
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah the boys!
Juliamon: YEAAAA
RatherLargeToad: How rude
lamina5432: sweet art
emilevitt:
laika_fromspace: sick!!!
pleonasticTautology:
Aneranium: i love team rocket
GasCityGaming: that art is fantastic
Articerile: Balanced Ragavan
ztghostie: Reno, got it memorized? wait
MookGB: Wow this cards weak, such cool art tho
Frostwriter111: fair Ragavan
MarkovDescendant: Interesting. May need to fit that into my Don Andres deck.
Eman321123: ragavan at home
northos: oh nooooo (oh yessss)
AkiraBalance27: was hoping it was president shinra, dang, but reno and rude are cool
JRandomHacker: okay let's go
TheNerdWonder: very cool
MadWolf1290: oh no Graham, that way lies madness
Diabore: graham has said you can watch the video if you do know FF
flatluigi: i hope jacob's there for it
Bugberry: @MookGB uncommon menace Ragavan isn't too bad.
MarkovDescendant: Oh man if it's a video in the style of Graham's Olympics videos it will be a certified banger of a video.
Juliamon: honestly I don't think Pres Shinra deserves a card, unless it's depicting his death
DarkMorford: I love this particular remix, it has very big Mega Man energy
WiJohn: Strong Ragavan at home vibes
WriterRaven punts the AI-powered PC ad into the sun
Painfully_Dyslexic: I like it, might put it in my grixus ninja deck
MadWolf1290: @Juliamon but Rufas on the other hand
Dromos_GHG: Loading Reno Rude
AkiraBalance27: @Juliamon was hoping itd be Pres Shinra because Graham voiced him in an abridged tho
Juliamon: I know he did the voice. That doesn't mean they were ever gonna include the guy.
KeytarCat: @Juliamon A 0/2 with a "when this dies" trigger of creating a token of Rufus with reach or st
DarkMorford: Ah, dangit, I'm gonna be out of town for Jackbox night
AkiraBalance27: also President Shinra is literally why the world is a dystopia, i feel like hes p important but oh well
powerflapjack: he's important for the first 2 hours of the game then he gets a sword in his back and you get to chase a bishi for the next 35 hours
MookGB: Make him an 0/1 with exploit make some mana
jmefos: is there a list available for the cards that are in the cube?
powerflapjack: !cube
Juliamon: !deck
jmefos: thanks!
Simonark: Just realized… have we had any announcement about an FF PPR? If it’s happening it’s only two weeks away.
Juliamon: !ppr
LRRbot: No, there will not be a Final Fantasy PPR. There will be *something* but it won't be a PPR.
CrossXhunteR: wb
Simonark: TY
micalovits: Why are you are the Table then Ben?
Bugberry: @Juliamon I think his Commander card is relevant to Shivum
micalovits: (Im sorry, you are cool <3)
ekplayscards: HI BEN
ekplayscards: HI CORY HI CAMERON
Juliamon: I've never known bar nachos to be any better than 'medium'
nevyn666: you cant have nachos delivered. they are mostly mid
Juliamon: when you're drunk that's all you want
ensiferous3:
me
pleonasticTautology: meeeeeeeeee
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: my Bar Food dinner was just delivered. I blame them for making me want it
CrossXhunteR: where's the lady that looks like larxene from kingdom hearts
Blip2004: Reno and Rude are also good in Advent Children
KaleidoscopeMind: over the shoulder shots has a different connotation in the bar cube
Diabore: ben was playing hide the mountain?
LRRbot: Court Homunculus [W] | Artifact Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control another artifact.
KhazzyB: that was actually crazy, I just sorted a Sphinx Rev the second Ben said the card name
LRRbot: Abbot of Keral Keep [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [2/1] | Prowess / When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Heartfire Immolator [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Prowess / {R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Ethercaste Knight [WU] | Artifact Creature — Human Knight [1/3] | Exalted
RatherLargeToad: Not that Gnot
WriterRaven: @RatherLargeToad No, I cannot knot.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Marvoleath: but which mode?
ekplayscards: Good evening sharks, I would like to pitch you on $50 for a hostile takeover for this bar's touchtunes
LRRbot: Chrome Courier [1WU] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, reveal the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. If you put an artifact card into your hand this way, you gain 3 life.
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HadesLeprechaun: Ben is not James confirmed
ekplayscards: just for the bar immersion, i am putting on a dad rock playlist for background music
LRRbot: Fugitive Codebreaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/1] | Prowess, haste / Disguise {5}{R}. This cost is reduced by {1} for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / When this creature is turned face up, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
MegaDosX: Ben you did it wrong
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: cam is playing Blue/White, somehow I am unsurprised
MegaDosX: !card emry lurker
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | Affinity for artifacts / When Emry enters, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
NotCainNorAbel: then someone burps
GasCityGaming: in-game....in-game...
LoadingReadyRun: Tune in on Tuesday afternoons!
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | Affinity for artifacts / When Emry enters, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
DarkMorford: You both wear glasses, those fistfights must get expensive
LRRbot: Diversion Unit [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot [2/1] | Flying / {U}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {3}.
LRRbot: Surge Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Defender / {U}: This creature loses defender and gains "This creature can't be blocked." / {2}{U}: This creature becomes blue and has base power and toughness 5/4. Activate only if this creature doesn't have defender. / {4}{U}{U}: Draw three cards. Activate only if this creature is blue and only once.
MegaDosX: Hey Ben you called it
AllTheWeasels: but the artifacts are right where you want them!
astrosmasher: serge engine?
nevyn666: serge has a whole engine?
HadesLeprechaun: This is specifically why you play the Emry
DarkMorford: Serge can drive, of course he has an engine
LRRbot: Sunpearl Kirin [1W] | Creature — Kirin [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it was a token, draw a card.
LRRbot: Turn Inside Out [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread.
Bugberry: inside oubot
MegaDosX: Manifest Dread
Jet_Almighty: Insides have indeed turned out.
Joecool190: you look at two card btw
GasCityGaming: manifest dread though, two cards
MegaDosX: Top two, one face down one in yard
pleonasticTautology: i'm going to duck out to grab dinner
pleonasticTautology: getting pizza 🤤
LRRbot: Stormwing Entity [3UU] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | This spell costs {2}{U} less to cast if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn. / Flying / Prowess / When this creature enters, scry 2.
gibbousm: on that note: pocket bacon?
Jet_Almighty: Holdup, no playmat? Did I tune into a worse dimension?
HadesLeprechaun: Manifest Dread is look at top two, one in graveyeard
pleonasticTautology: @Jet_Almighty bar draft!
MegaDosX:
@jet_almighty They're at a bar for the bar cube, clearly
WriterRaven: @Jet_Almighty In kayfabe they're at a bar.
Luminaire_p: Hidetsugu's Second Rite
GasCityGaming: second rite'd
MegaDosX: It just got reprinted
niccus: $0.04 thanks to FND
MegaDosX: I can't imagine it'd be that expensive
LRRbot: Ethercaste Knight [WU] | Artifact Creature — Human Knight [1/3] | Exalted
Jet_Almighty: They seemed to have moved the background dressings to a bar. Or greenscreen. Either way, must've been an effort.
MegaDosX: h o m o n k e
Jet_Almighty: The bar is a lie?
WriterRaven: mungi has been called! wait no, that was the Gang Beasts stream last week.
Jet_Almighty: Needs more bartender. Judge, can I call flavor fail?
Mai_Andra: Yeah, that's the tech - put down a green playmat, then cast an image of the table over it.
Earthenone: how do you nut a corn?
DarkMorford: BEN
NotCainNorAbel: What kind of pie?
MegaDosX: Benjamin
AllTheWeasels: if I speak
WriterRaven: @Earthenone Painfully.
Bugberry: That's a kernel of truth
otakubox0: The pie incident all over again
LRRbot: Detention Chariot [4WW] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/6] | When this Vehicle enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. / Crew 3 / Cycling {W}
adept_nekomancer: It's corn because the creature is in-corn-spicuous.
korvys: Corn Lieutenant
powerflapjack: alright ben's cut off
MegaDosX: Hey Ben what kind of pie do you make with Granny Smith?
nymistrya: We know very little about the Corn seed, even less about what its called
Sage0fMadness: Detentity
AllTheWeasels: detentity
LRRbot: Court Homunculus [W] | Artifact Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control another artifact.
AllTheWeasels: @Sage0fMadness I've been bested
Sage0fMadness: @AllTheWeasels great minds etc
Bugberry: There's other cards depicting Esper homunculi
GasCityGaming: looks like an Old One kinda
LRRbot: Pyrotechnic Performer [1R] | Creature — Lizard Assassin [3/2] | Disguise {R} / Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, that creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
MrGibberish: Hello friends! Just got here. What's tonight's premise?
DarkMorford: Bar Magic
Earthenone: cards under 3$ that ont use dice, coins, counters or tokens
AllTheWeasels: @MrGibberish no tokens, dice or other things to track, and cards you won't be heartbroken to spill a beer on
Jet_Almighty: Ahh, that tracks. Thanks
MegaDosX: That sounds like a dangerous BAC
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Marvoleath: !deck
MrGibberish: Cool thanks
GasCityGaming: shorter trip on the way in....
Grumpingtoon: What is everyone drinkin?
powerflapjack: @MegaDosX brain alcohol content
DarkMorford: Too much blood in my alcohol vessels
HadesLeprechaun: I've read that being done in a D&D book so that when they were attacked by illithids, they wouldn't get their brain when they tentacle sucked their face holes
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LRRbot: Chrome Courier [1WU] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, reveal the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. If you put an artifact card into your hand this way, you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
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Earthenone: face down could be anything, even a fiend
DarkMorford: @Earthenone Except we already know it's Willbender
AllTheWeasels: Ben says, as the modern horizons creature resolves
drcthulu: it could even be a boat
Grumpingtoon: Fiend until proven innocent
bbblehh: we totally know what it is, we always know what it is #willbender
Marvoleath: All morphs are Willbender until proven otherwise
AllTheWeasels: I wish the horizon sets had more cool stuff like Chrome Courier and less stuff like . . . the modern horizons stuff
TabbyLavalamp: What is this unsleeved, no mat madness?
LRRbot: Restless Spire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {U}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental creature with "During your turn, this creature has first strike." It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, scry 1.
Marvoleath: @TabbyLavalamp it was drafted while eating chicken wings
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought it was as James intended
ztghostie: it was required to play unsleeved in pro tournaments
bbblehh: @AllTheWeasels me too, i love seeing references to various planes and cards that mix mechanics in interesting ways...
PorpoisesUnknown: I believe the top loaders were a thing for forever
TabbyLavalamp:
@Marvoleath 
nevyn666: i did not have sleeves back in the day. raw dogged pack fresh cards on my wood floor.
Earthenone: richard garfield intended via the wallet of james, with the will of angel
GasCityGaming: this is really making me want some bar mix btw....
TheMrCuddlefish: @nevyn666 Not on concrete?
TabbyLavalamp: I'm thinking of making a Commander deck sleeved with penny sleeves.
NotCainNorAbel: The real magic is getting 8 friends to show up at the bar at a reasonable time, and the our friends along the way
bbblehh: sleeves just make it harder to rip up your chaos orb and blow up the entire board
nevyn666: @TheMrCuddlefish not with my duals. maybe id make a proxies.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @bbblehh but not impossible
LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
nyc_mtg: look at da flick a da wisp
TheMrCuddlefish: I am a Bar Cube curator, I love this format.
Earthenone: flickerwisps role as an evasive creature with half coris lifepoints is enough of a value
GasCityGaming: heh heh
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMrCuddlefish neat! do yo have a link to your list?
DarkMorford: The cards really should be laminated for maximum bar-proofing
MegaDosX: You ever speak and then regret everything immediately?
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Fiery Impulse [R] | Instant | Fiery Impulse deals 2 damage to target creature. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Fiery Impulse deals 3 damage instead.
micalovits: Comeon, shock!
MegaDosX: Any instant or sorcery
MegaDosX: Oof
AutonomousTurtle: yikes
MegaDosX: That came down to the wire
nevyn666: bring back Tim
JRandomHacker: Dave just did a Daily Ruling video about revealing manifests
micalovits: I dunno, I always think they Guttersnipe is a fun card...
korvys:
EOT Sunlance them 
(I miss Doc)
ztghostie: meanwhile, slickshot:
couchboyj: Slickshot Showoff, yeah
Bugberry: Kiln Fiend was in Jumpstart
CrossXhunteR: it's not anymore, i believe
JRandomHacker: Strictly speaking, you still have to reveal Manifests - it removes the confusion of "wait, was that a morph or a manifest?"
Bugberry: jumpstart Foundations
CrossXhunteR: i got mine for $3 about a month or two ago, then it jumped
Pharmacistjudge: And You Do reveal manifest at end of game
CrossXhunteR: prowess
CrossXhunteR: ehh
Fruan: Cori-steel cutter
tehfewl: its all cori-steel cutters
agentofsaruman69: standard is osverrun with cori steel cutter decks
CrossXhunteR: cori-steel cutter is a menace
TheMrCuddlefish: I play Boosted Sloop and Storm God's Oracle in my Bar Cube.
Pharmacistjudge: You reveal all face down stuff must be revealed at end of game.
korvys: Last time I checked it was Avatars, but I think that was before Takir
GasCityGaming: wut
Mai_Andra:
LRR body-pillows confirmed?
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
Earthenone: !card nuih-unh\
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CrossXhunteR: speaking of prowess
Jaolen: Yeah Cori is all over standard
Earthenone: !card nuh-unh
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: Well, there can be penalities if you fail to do so
LRRbot: Fugitive Codebreaker [1R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/1] | Prowess, haste / Disguise {5}{R}. This cost is reduced by {1} for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / When this creature is turned face up, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LoadingReadyRun:
I want to see what goblin codes look like
Earthenone: at least goblins are nativly bag sized
adept_nekomancer: @LoadingReadyRun "I think this is the first time I've ever seen a fire-based cipher."
NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge serious question, what if your opponent concedes?
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | Affinity for artifacts / When Emry enters, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
LRRbot: Twist Reality [1UU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell. / • Manifest dread.
TheDevil_Risen: lmao
korvys:
Do you have another one? Are you into Poly-Emry?
tehfewl: cori too busy getting her steel cut, to be canceled
Mai_Andra: They're embarrassed to be edged on camera...
CrossXhunteR: a canadian foot
Earthenone: coriander for scale
CrossXhunteR: mmm, dust
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
Grumpingtoon: mmmm flavor dust
Earthenone: red elemental blast is over 3$ i think he is saffe
tehfewl: wheeler POGing off camera
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
GasCityGaming: are pretzels or peanuts the worst part of the mix?
Pharmacistjudge: @NotCainNorAbel Call judge
NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge will do
Natedogg2: Peanuts are the worst.
Grumpingtoon: 2nd on peanuts
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Marvoleath: it reveals
Marvoleath: exile is public
micalovits: Ewwww
LRRbot: Ashcloud Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/1] | Flying / When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield face down under your control. / Morph {4}{R}{R} / When this creature is turned face up, it deals 2 damage to each player.
gibbousm: Spicy Bird
CrossXhunteR: that was good to deal with
MegaDosX: Cloudshift is immediate not end of turn
Sage0fMadness: Cloudshift is not a slow blink, fyi
Lawblades: you can bounce in response
Sage0fMadness: this still works though
ztghostie: cloudshift is one of those cards that doesn't look like much at first read and then you play against it.
MegaDosX: It just comes right back not end of turn
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
CrossXhunteR: it's the one that isnt ephemerate
Marvoleath: Cloudshift is like Ephemerate, just not busted
LoadingReadyRun: Fiend Hunter: "THAT's what I had in my bag?"
Bugberry: I'm also a fan of Flicker of Fate.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Detention Chariot [4WW] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/6] | When this Vehicle enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. / Crew 3 / Cycling {W}
micalovits: With Fiendhunter it might be to much
micalovits: If it was only the modern put in bag effects it might be fine
Bugberry: !card flicker of fate
LRRbot: Flicker of Fate [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature or enchantment, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Stormwing Entity [3UU] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | This spell costs {2}{U} less to cast if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn. / Flying / Prowess / When this creature enters, scry 2.
LRRbot: Court Homunculus [W] | Artifact Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control another artifact.
HadesLeprechaun: I mean we do know Cori has Abrade, to deal with the Crystal Shard
Sage0fMadness: "I'm looking at all my friends just out of frame"
Marvoleath: @HadesLeprechaun that Abrade in the graveyard?
NotCainNorAbel: Opponent: I know what tha card does
Jet_Almighty: Imagine a Yu-Gi-Oh-esque hologram floating behind your opponent showing the last card played.
Grumpingtoon: what is the high gravity that Cam/Graham are drinking?
HadesLeprechaun: @Marvoleath I mean in general, there are answers, and we know of at least one that existed in this matchup
Bugberry: King of Games!
LRRbot: Hotshot Mechanic [W] | Artifact Creature — Fox Pilot [2/1] | This creature crews Vehicles as though its power were 2 greater.
nymistrya: Hes a kid with a Pharaoh in him, its terrifying
Earthenone: you are thinking of yugiohs monster, yugioh is the name of the doctor
CrossXhunteR: bless
NotCainNorAbel: feels like table friend needs to do a beer run
agentofsaruman69: anyone know why the crew are singing Doki Doki Panic
niccus: i wonder how you'd make a karaoke cube
GasCityGaming:
VOD is muted i guess
RatherLargeToad: They see me rolling. They detainin!
Earthenone: is perfect blue an issekai?
LRRbot: Pyrotechnic Performer [1R] | Creature — Lizard Assassin [3/2] | Disguise {R} / Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, that creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
MallyxZero: @Earthenone you could still call it a yugioh. you wouldnt be upset by calling "the starry night" "a van gogh"
MegaDosX: It's to each opponent not any target
HadesLeprechaun: beer-getting ASMR
QuoteSF: Opponent not target, no?
CrossXhunteR: no, we heard the swearing
LoadingReadyRun:
Is the "bounce to permanently exile" move the only difference between the original o-ring effect and the way they write it now?
DarkMorford: Clever dis guy
LRRbot: Aurelia's Vindicator [2WW] | Creature — Angel [4/2] | Flying, lifelink, ward {2} / Disguise {X}{3}{W} / When this creature is turned face up, exile up to X other target creatures from the battlefield and/or creature cards from graveyards. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
Grumpingtoon: figaro
CrossXhunteR: hell of a card
HadesLeprechaun: it is at least the main difference, and the reason they write it that way now
Frostwriter111: It used to be written as two separate triggers, which is what allowed the bounce trick to happen. Now it's always written as a single trigger.
CrossXhunteR: also, a mythic that costs less than $3
ztghostie: bag kindred
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Bugberry: The only time they use the old wording now is for stuff like Skyclave Apparition.
raulghoulia: cocaine arc when?
NotCainNorAbel: tbf: Adam drunk was fn funny
Grumpingtoon: You need the right mix of game, people, and booze to pull off fun drinking on stream. So 3 for 3
HadesLeprechaun: that bag of prop cocaine is still probably in someones cube
DarkMorford: RELEASE
NotCainNorAbel: Tuesday?
LRRbot: Mysterious Limousine [3WW] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Crew 2
RatherLargeToad: m y s t e r i o u s
Fruan: Exile is face up
HadesLeprechaun: and Cam has now stolen everything
ztghostie: gets turned face up I believe?
niccus: this deck is threatening to draw the game in an infinite loop if you unroll it wrong
Bugberry: get the anonymous person into the limo
Natedogg2: Catch-A-Ride!
MadWolf1290: inside of every card, is another card
LRRbot: Dusk Rose Reliquary [W] | Artifact | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
DarkMorford: No way
hd_dabnado: aint no way
CardboardHorde: Never doubted it
powerflapjack: game 3 you put the fear of god in cam every time you morph
CrossXhunteR: flip the table
MallyxZero: i like drafting but i hate playing limited
CrossXhunteR: is willbender abilities as well as spells?
MallyxZero: yes
micalovits: It sure is
Marvoleath: "Will it bend?"
Lawblades: Every Morph is not kill on sight
MallyxZero: settle the wreckage is a single target
DarkMorford: @Marvoleath "Morph dust. Don't breathe this!"
Bugberry: It also has to be a legal target, so you can't change something that can target only opponent's stuff toward their own stuff.
EricTheOrange: Never listen to Serge, got it.
LRRbot: Restless Spire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. / {U}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental creature with "During your turn, this creature has first strike." It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, scry 1.
powerflapjack: i know not to listen to serge, i watch North 100 Showdown on Youtube Dot Com slash LRRMTG
Bugberry: @MallyxZero that would work, just not exile their stuff.
Mai_Andra: Bend it Like Will. William Bender.
Earthenone: presumably during the next starwars cardgame stream
Grumpingtoon: Star Wars: this isn’t my first day in a leftist militia
CrossXhunteR: it's a canadian highlander throwdown
micalovits: Ash dumpstering Wheeler was so good
LRRbot: Abbot of Keral Keep [1R] | Creature — Human Monk [2/1] | Prowess / When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
HadesLeprechaun: Food highlander will yet have its day!
CrossXhunteR: i love that this is the promo version of this abbot
Grumpingtoon: The writers had clearly been in more than one flophouse polycule
CrossXhunteR: or, prerelease
LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
Mai_Andra:
LRRbot: Turn Inside Out [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread.
LRRbot: Emry, Lurker of the Loch [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [1/2] | Affinity for artifacts / When Emry enters, mill four cards. / {T}: Choose target artifact card in your graveyard. You may cast that card this turn.
WriterRaven: more like Abattoir of Keral Keep amirite
Bugberry: uncy buncy
Veshnikard: Emry only cost 2
NotCainNorAbel: Friend zone knows cards but not beers
HadesLeprechaun: blurza
Bugberry: Turns things into Ophydians kind of ?
MallyxZero: imagine urza but blue
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Mindfire13: Unctus is great with Captain Howler
powerflapjack: urza but a little less of a dick, yes i know he's phyrexian but still. urza, cmon
Bugberry: !card unctus
LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
LoadingReadyRun: I like that Turn Inside Out says "WHEN it dies this turn, manifest dread." not IF it dies
Bugberry: !card metatect
LRRbot: Did you mean: Innovative Metatect; Unctus, Grand Metatect
QuoteSF: Cam could've been very mean with that shard
LRRbot: Cephalopod Sentry [2WU] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid [*/5] | Flying / Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
MallyxZero: ya cam could have undid the turn
LRRbot: Bloodwater Entity [1UR] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / Prowess / When this creature enters, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Grumpingtoon: There is something so unwholesome about that phrase, Ben, and I can’t put my finger on why
Mai_Andra: "wide goad" is very good
Sage0fMadness:
CrossXhunteR: ben knows im reading manga right now
GasCityGaming: yes, you are i'm winning my draft game
attackllama31: my second monitor is always happy to have you
micalovits: You are currently main monitor content here
Bugberry: it's definitely an asmr experience
JRandomHacker: I'm currently jamming Curse Mode runs in Blue Prince and this is excellent watching
lamina5432: want some snacks that I don't need watching this
MegaDosX: Got you guys on my TV again
powerflapjack: you've caused me to die twice in Path of Exile 2 due to laughing at wide goad
bunbun3000: technically 4th monitor content for me. but the other 3 are for work
Maximals2000: lol
1mGSpiral: are those sesame sticks or straight pretzels?
letsbelgo: galaxy quest intensifies
adept_nekomancer: nachos of moderate quality
micalovits: Oh god, do not give me nightmares about those judgecalls Ben...
Bugberry: which is worse, mid cheese or mid chips?
MegaDosX: I think you're unlikely to find good nachos at a bar or pub tbh
CrossXhunteR: i can make better than mid nachos at home relatively easily. getting mid nachos while out seems like a crime
LRRbot: Assimilation Aegis [1WU] | Artifact — Equipment | When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield. / Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment. / Equip {2}
Bugberry: another o-ring, plus Clone
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah this card
MegaDosX: Oh hey this thing
chaostreader: @bugberry Mid cheese
Bugberry: get in the shield
HadesLeprechaun: Midnachos is my favorite Zelda Na'vi helper type
CrossXhunteR: i wanted this card to see more play in standard, but it never really did
RatherLargeToad: Build A Snipe
powerflapjack: no it's a Tapout side, bad MMA shirts galo-dang it Cam
GasCityGaming: that's still around
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CrossXhunteR: similar to affliction
dagoth__ur_: not tapped out the Simpsons phone game?
GasCityGaming: ed hardy
fcloud: steve "harvey" davidson
LRRbot: Turn Inside Out [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. When it dies this turn, manifest dread.
MegaDosX: Manifest Dread not manifest
Sage0fMadness: Cori swallowed her doubt
Sage0fMadness: turned it inside out
niccus: how many sides does it have
Sage0fMadness:
thank you Cam
MegaDosX: !card bedlam reveler
LRRbot: Bedlam Reveler [6RR] | Creature — Devil Horror [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Prowess / When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Uniclonus: I reckon it's like that Simpsons thing with the fog that turns everyone inside ut
micalovits: Yea, thats gonan be expensive to flip
Sage0fMadness: I'm loving the cohesiveness of these bar cube decks
Grumpingtoon: *Casts Inside Out* What were amy pohler and lewis black doing inside this Abbot?
CrossXhunteR: turn inside out, part of a turn 2 kill in a very annoying standard deck
Marvoleath: (once) Modern staple Bedlam Reveler?
LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
Sage0fMadness: that takes me BACK ben
MrPipboy3000: Are each of your organs turned inside out too? Is your large intestine like a kline bottle?
CrossXhunteR: hell of a type line
MegaDosX: I love how he's a novel all the way through
MegaDosX: Type line and rules text
CrossXhunteR: it's no The Memory Chip
LoadingReadyRun: Phyrexidalken
Sage0fMadness: I know its a mask but Unctus looks like he has a beak
MegaDosX: You made that name up
RatherLargeToad: Flintstones Chewable Morphine?
dutchmoose: Sandman died doing what he loved
dutchmoose: LOVE Morphine
tedpro23: Morphine are so good. I saw them in concert.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Bugberry: @Sage0fMadness they're phyrexian, the "mask" is probably part of their face.
LRRbot: Ashcloud Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/1] | Flying / When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield face down under your control. / Morph {4}{R}{R} / When this creature is turned face up, it deals 2 damage to each player.
MallyxZero: cam is so good at this game
MegaDosX: Holy shit
shendaras:
LRRbot: Surge Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Defender / {U}: This creature loses defender and gains "This creature can't be blocked." / {2}{U}: This creature becomes blue and has base power and toughness 5/4. Activate only if this creature doesn't have defender. / {4}{U}{U}: Draw three cards. Activate only if this creature is blue and only once.
tedpro23: I'm still hoping that Mark Sandman somehow spends mana and flips back over again.
micalovits: You have to discard to unctus
MegaDosX: Did Cam discard off that draw?
Sage0fMadness: @Bugberry true, but it is a metal mouthplate and not a big beak lol
MegaDosX: You loot not draw
LRRbot: Detention Chariot [4WW] | Artifact — Vehicle [6/6] | When this Vehicle enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. / Crew 3 / Cycling {W}
MallyxZero: its morbin time
MegaDosX: Ice cream!
MallyxZero: i want vanilla
Sage0fMadness: You guys have an ice cream place called Mr Tubs??
Sage0fMadness: that's awesome
SimWOT: mint
EricTheOrange: pistachio
Aneranium: dippin dots
DeM0nFiRe: Moose tracks!
ArtOfStuttering: WE WANT EVERYTHING
powerflapjack: Dilly bar
Juliamon: I'm good
dagoth__ur_: chunky money
Hadouken_lol_catz: French vanilla
CrossXhunteR: speaking of sandwich, did nelly ever eat that beet reuben sandwich?
CardboardHorde: CCCD
MegaDosX: Chocolate cone please
Khalstrom:
micalovits: World peace
letsbelgo: cookies n cream
KhazzyB: something with peanut butter
Lord_Hosk: I want friendship
shendaras: =(
tedpro23: Gorilla
RatherLargeToad:
Dog_of_Myth:
HadesLeprechaun: Monster flavored
Jadaris: mint chip
MegaDosX: CAMERON
Grumpingtoon: whatever sorbet they have for the vegans
NotCainNorAbel: Tiger Tail
manbundnd: Big Mac, large fries, small soda
Chaotically_Random: Chocoy Chip Mint
RatherLargeToad:
MrSarkhan:
tehfewl: morphin
Gadora:
Oh. I wanted Cam to have an extra.
Veshnikard: 55 burgers
shendaras:
OldUncleDan: Fine! Then I'm going to go get out one of my pints of Frozen Mint Custard!
MegaDosX: Kill him Cori
lirazel64: Butter pecan, hold the tentacles.
SinbadEV: Doesn't matter what flavour... but I need the chocolate dip and Waffle Cone
LRRbot: Surge Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Defender / {U}: This creature loses defender and gains "This creature can't be blocked." / {2}{U}: This creature becomes blue and has base power and toughness 5/4. Activate only if this creature doesn't have defender. / {4}{U}{U}: Draw three cards. Activate only if this creature is blue and only once.
WriterRaven: Deep South chocolate caramel brownie. It's not stocked at my local supermarket any more and that makes me sad.
KWardJenx: Ice Cream? This stream just gets better and better
HadesLeprechaun: I saw it on bluesky and I was morbidly curious
MegaDosX:
TheStrongFalcon: it also becomes unblockable
Mai_Andra: DQ used to have a "Hawaiian" blizzard that was pineapple, coconut, banana, and such; and it was fantastic. I miss it.
Bugberry: had to get my own ice cream now.
niccus: ooh they have tiger tail
NotCainNorAbel:
gdi, now I want 
MallyxZero: i think emry has to target before you loot
LRRbot: Dusk Rose Reliquary [W] | Artifact | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Cephalopod Sentry [2WU] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid [*/5] | Flying / Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Lord_Hosk: an OOOOOHH ring if you will
Grumpingtoon: Hang onto your O rings, chat
MegaDosX: It's like a flying Karnstruct almost
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Mai_Andra: round 2
Marvoleath: Since it's bar cube, o-ring is clearly onion-ring
Sage0fMadness: Phyrexian Squid - oh so a mind flayer
CrossXhunteR: this one is moving at a blistering pace, if you could slow it down a bit
Sage0fMadness: this is a matchup of opposites and its playing out very well
Aneranium: oh wow, this is scheduled to end in 7 minutes huh
Mai_Andra: you could always throw up the sudden "TO BE CONTINUED..." title card and roll credits.
Lord_Hosk: SERGE engine
niccus: rename this as cafe cube and it'll probably go twice as fast
ArtOfStuttering: Speaking of barkeep, did you get your drinks yet?
Dog_of_Myth: Cronch
MegaDosX: It's what
LRRbot: Angelic Destiny [2WW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +4/+4, has flying and first strike, and is an Angel in addition to its other types. / When enchanted creature dies, return this card to its owner's hand.
MallyxZero: yes
Bugberry: it is
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
ztghostie: YO
Fruan: YES CORI
MegaDosX: DO IT CORI
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Earthenone: get BENT
MegaDosX: Auras sure target
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cameron) [now] My cronch cannot be handled.
LRRbot: New quote #9309: "My cronch cannot be handled." —Cameron [2025-05-16]
Dog_of_Myth: YES
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
Veraphage:
ztghostie: Get bent!
KhazzyB: BY GOD THATS WILLBENDERS MUSIC
TheDevil_Risen: ooof
CrossXhunteR: cameron, this isn't looking good
MrSarkhan:
sourandsublimes sadge
Hadouken_lol_catz: By God that's a will bender
SimWOT: Nice call back
Diabore: !card unctus
LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
MegaDosX: Even if Cori doesn't win this match, she wins on vibes for doing that
ztghostie: And to think Serge thinks willbender is bad
Dog_of_Myth: Willbender with the steel chair
LRRbot: Dusk Rose Reliquary [W] | Artifact | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Ward {2} / When this artifact enters, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
MegaDosX: !card unctus grand Metatect
LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
CrossXhunteR: sac something to cast it
niccus: whoa
Jet_Almighty: Angelic destiny is bar worthy?
Diabore: unctus trigger
MegaDosX: Trigger from Unctus
MegaDosX: It is not a may either
MegaDosX: Cephalopod
Diabore: not for squiddy
Diabore: there we go
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: THE CRAB
Marvoleath:
MegaDosX:
Rourke9: I wonder if this cube has the four mana clone
EricTheOrange: crab beast
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When this creature enters, you may exile another target creature. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Cloudshift [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
pleonasticTautology: hi i'm back
Aneranium: hi back, i'm Aneranium
MegaDosX: Everything that's blue triggers with Unctus abilities
MegaDosX: !card surge engine
LRRbot: Surge Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Defender / {U}: This creature loses defender and gains "This creature can't be blocked." / {2}{U}: This creature becomes blue and has base power and toughness 5/4. Activate only if this creature doesn't have defender. / {4}{U}{U}: Draw three cards. Activate only if this creature is blue and only once.
Mai_Andra: "Events (tm)" have occurred.
Fruan: Isn't that lethal?
pleonasticTautology: i got jet's pizza for dinner
LRRbot: Razortide Bridge | Artifact Land | This land enters tapped. / Indestructible / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Court Homunculus [W] | Artifact Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control another artifact.
Lord_Hosk: 14?
drcthulu: the bin
ArtOfStuttering: no, not the hermonkey!
Dog_of_Myth:
MallyxZero: willbender attacking for lethal. good card
MrSarkhan: That deck was messed up Cam
TheDevil_Risen: well played Cam
shendaras:
MegaDosX: Cam wins but Cori gets the moral victory
The_bigger_arse: First time ever tuning into LRR, that's the power of cube too
The_bigger_arse: I love bar cube!
WiJohn: Halfway through the matches!
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Juliamon: oh sick, STS Long Game starts next week
WriterRaven: jarkbarks! =D
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon oh HELL yes
pleonasticTautology: i also have baseball on in the background
Jet_Almighty: Did Cam manager to abuse Crystal Shard + Fiend Hunter's old templating?
pleonasticTautology: so this is laptop content, the game is tv content, and the pizza is plate content
Marvoleath: @Jet_Almighty very much so
Marvoleath: @pleonasticTautology and are you content with that?
pleonasticTautology: @Marvoleath extremely, because the volume on this is higher
Mazrae: Just got here did I miss it all or is there still a little left
pleonasticTautology: hi!
Dog_of_Myth:
pleonasticTautology: hi wheeler, hi serge, hi graham
Gekyouryuu: oh, I only missed a single round? wild.
Marvoleath: @Mazrae 2 more matches
Shurtal: oh hey, Serge is back from exile (vacation)!
KWardJenx: Bar cube is best cube. Loving this
TheDevil_Risen:
howdy Wheeler, G, Serge
LRRbot: Keruga, the Macrosage [3{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo [5/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. / When Keruga enters, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
WiJohn: He is a big boy!
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. / Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Fruan: Wheeler can't read cards if they're not German Foils.
MegaDosX: That's a heck of a two drop
ztghostie: surveil 3 basically
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
micalovits: Omens or adventures
LRRbot: Lutri, the Spellchaser [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Otter [3/2] | Companion — Each nonland card in your starting deck has a different name. / Flash / When Lutri enters, if you cast it, copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MegaDosX: I didn't
ztghostie: wow backup companion in case wheeler sides in CMC 2 or 1 cards
salamisuperstar: Wheeler must clean up at games of Mental Magic
DoodlestheGreat: Hi Ben.
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Earthenone: !syr
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is an airplane. Where are you even planning to go?
LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Double Vision [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
ztghostie: Yo!
Gekyouryuu: Who set this to Head Games?!
MadWolf1290: last round was talking about needing a jukebox - good to see this round continues the trend
LRRbot: Undead Butler [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/2] | When this creature enters, mill three cards. / When this creature dies, you may exile it. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Gekyouryuu: is Wheeler Meatwad? did he get turned into a Dirty White Boy?
LRRbot: Greater Tanuki [4GG] | Enchantment Creature — Dog [6/5] | Trample / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Bugberry: Enchantment!
salamisuperstar: Pretty good dog
Shurtal: m-m-m-my Keruga
MadWolf1290: interesting dog
LRRbot: Urza's Rage [2R] | Instant | Kicker {8}{R} / This spell can't be countered. / Urza's Rage deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, instead it deals 10 damage to that permanent or player and the damage can't be prevented.
salamisuperstar: Damn, there are some old school heaters in this cube
LRRbot: Wretched Confluence [3BB] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: This gives him Delirium too notably
WiJohn: Well, shocking Graham I guess
Jet_Almighty: Ohh, interesting Keruga fact - Omens can be utilized within the deck restriction.
LRRbot: Cruel Somnophage // Can't Wake Up | Cruel Somnophage [1B] | Creature — Nightmare [*/*] | Cruel Somnophage's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards. // Can't Wake Up [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target player mills four cards.
ztghostie: Wake me up inside!
MegaDosX: Save me!
GasCityGaming: it's a plantain
LRRbot: Niblis of Frost [2UU] | Creature — Spirit [3/3] | Flying / Prowess / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
50keyz: BBQ covered "runtz" banana candy
TylerBrave: bar night? we having drinks tonight? i didnt get the memo
Jet_Almighty: Sesame stick?
korvys: It's a bit of pretzel, no?
pleonasticTautology: i prefer will toledo
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Gekyouryuu: Golbez!
LRRbot: Sagu Mauler [4GU] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Trample, hexproof / Morph {3}{G}{U}
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Keruga, the Macrosage [3{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo [5/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. / When Keruga enters, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.
AluvianSprinter: Konrad triggers for Ben's creatures right?
chaostreader: Keruga doesn’t draw for itself. its other.
MegaDosX: Grim Flayer on turn two is a lot when your opponent has a Keruga companion
Shurtal: sooo....wood?
Dog_of_Myth:
salamisuperstar:
CrossXhunteR: mmm, tasty. where can i find such a nice product
GasCityGaming: sesame cracker?
Gooseblast:
Bar snacks draft 
hd_dabnado: chex?
korvys: I think that's teh stick, and the thin thing is a piece of pretzel
OldUncleDan: There is a cajun stick and sesame stick. Two different sticks!
pleonasticTautology: wait WHEN did it expire?
Jet_Almighty: Cajun is the spicy
Khalstrom: not if you\'re vampire weekend
GasCityGaming: I'm and English major, oxford commas are important
hd_dabnado: nya?
Shurtal: is it an Ampersand?
WriterRaven: nyaa~
Bugberry: cajun cat girls? Is this the scooby doo movie?
Grumpingtoon: down on the nya-yo
NotCainNorAbel: all the sugar
hd_dabnado: mmmm corn syrup
ContingentCat: As an editor, I support the oxford comma.
Juliamon: why does it NEED such a variety
Diabore: ooh fancy molasses powder
MrPipboy3000: Friday Night Snack Fight is my new favority LRR segment3
Jet_Almighty: Here's some juicings
Shurtal: baby nutta, baybee!
MegaDosX: What's the difference between molasses powder and fancy molasses powder?
pleonasticTautology: @ContingentCat as a writer and editor, i also support the oxford comma
OldUncleDan: Why would cajun sticks have sesame on them. Serge?
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Fruan: @MegaDosX One has a monacle
Grumpingtoon: monocle and waistcoat on the molasses bottle
KeytarCat: Peanuts aren't even nuts, you could never trust them
pleonasticTautology: at OUR car?
Jet_Almighty: *Doesn't trust mr peanut - continues to eat food, assuming it's not poison*
LRRbot: Gloomshrieker [1BG] | Enchantment Creature — Cat Beast [2/1] | Menace / When this creature enters, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / If this creature would die, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Sagu Mauler [4GU] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Trample, hexproof / Morph {3}{G}{U}
ztghostie: god I lost so many games of Khans limited to Sagu Mauler
CrossXhunteR: game 3?
LRRbot: Whisperwood Elemental [3GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | At the beginning of your end step, manifest the top card of your library. / Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, face-up nontoken creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library."
KeytarCat: New wingus and dingus: Cajun Stick and Sesame Stick
pleonasticTautology: @KeytarCat this OR that
LRRbot: Vesuvan Shapeshifter [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | As this creature enters or is turned face up, you may choose another creature on the battlefield. If you do, until this creature is turned face down, it becomes a copy of that creature, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may turn this creature face down." / Morph {1}{U}
MegaDosX: WHAT
ztghostie: Soooooooooooo game 3?
Bugberry: Half of Pickles!
LRRbot: Topiary Panther [4GG] | Creature — Plant Cat [6/5] | Trample / Basic landcycling {1}{G}
Bugberry: Time Spiral had the coolest morph cards.
Pharmacistjudge: !card brine elemental
LRRbot: Brine Elemental [4UU] | Creature — Elemental [5/4] | Morph {5}{U}{U} / When this creature is turned face up, each opponent skips their next untap step.
korvys: Oh hell yeah
letsbelgo: woooooo
tehfewl: Woo pickles!
Bugberry: I'm under 35. I'm 34
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
baskwalla: Heck yeah Pickles
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Cruel Somnophage // Can't Wake Up | Cruel Somnophage [1B] | Creature — Nightmare [*/*] | Cruel Somnophage's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards. // Can't Wake Up [1U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Target player mills four cards.
korvys: I played pickles in standard
LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Kairi, the Swirling Sky [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {3} / When Kairi dies, choose one — / • Return any number of target nonland permanents with total mana value 6 or less to their owners' hands. / • Mill six cards, then return up to two instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard to your hand.
pleonasticTautology: i'm one of the few transfemmes that doesn't like pickles. there are dozens of us. dozens!
CrossXhunteR: the mavericks
Sage0fMadness: Kairi Eleison
heartofgoldfish: He said Kairi and I momentarily thought Kingdom Hearts might be in the Final Fantasy set
MrPipboy3000: Yup, thats the right face ...
MegaDosX: Graham looked thrilled to see that
Sage0fMadness: go birds
Jet_Almighty: Huh. This is good gameplay. I'm tempted to build a bar cube.
korvys: Also, shout out to Angel for putting pickles in the cube
tehfewl: He said the line!
OldUncleDan: The Mavericks who lucksacked their way to a number one pick in the NBA draft.
GasCityGaming: these PRETZELS are making me thirsty!
CrossXhunteR: i wish i had some flavored pretzels
LRRbot: Badlands Revival [3BG] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Return up to one target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Whisperwood Elemental [3GG] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | At the beginning of your end step, manifest the top card of your library. / Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, face-up nontoken creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, manifest the top card of your library."
kittycaktcakt: hi divas 💅
pleonasticTautology: oh can i share some good news with everyone
LRRbot: They Came from the Pipes [4U] | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, manifest dread twice. / Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.
Jet_Almighty: Is it a requirement to build a bar cube while drinking?
CrossXhunteR: it's in vintage cube sometimes
pleonasticTautology: i got my disabled parking license plates today
ztghostie: so this enchantment gives you two 2/2s and draws 2?
ztghostie: as an absolute floor
MegaDosX:
Serge made a face down deck, and then played against Brian Kibler who had a stronger face down deck
LRRbot: Wretched Confluence [3BB] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Target player draws a card and loses 1 life. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
northos: @ztghostie your opponent could prevent you from drawing 2 with a naturalize, but yes, that's the base case on its own
HadesLeprechaun: @ztghostie and looks at the top 4, and puts 2 into your graveyard
MegaDosX: Maybe Wheeler would've forgotten to attack
CrossXhunteR: serge, how's the weather?
hd_dabnado: talk about cajun ticks?
Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun important caveat, look at 2 one into play, twice
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Bugberry: Coldsnap was a weird set
pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth:
GasCityGaming: !card oran viper
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheDevil_Risen: HAHA
hd_dabnado: WOW
MrSarkhan:
thraximore: oi I loved coldsnap
korvys: What about Allosaurus Rider?
CrossXhunteR: ty ice cream people
Diabore: angel 1-0 wheeler
Gekyouryuu: Panglacial Wurm, Wheeler?
Sage0fMadness:
TheDevil_Risen: that's a hell of a name
micalovits: Good choice
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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pleonasticTautology: okay but legit that sounds like a great flavor
TheDevil_Risen: i bet it tastes good
GasCityGaming: I mean....
Gekyouryuu: @GasCityGaming I think it's Ohran
Gekyouryuu: !card Ohran Viper
LRRbot: Ohran Viper [1GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [1/3] | Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
MegaDosX: Eh, I'm patient
letsbelgo: I have fudgesicle
dagoth__ur_: im ok if its a bit melty
attackllama31: your efforts are appreciated
Frostwriter111: Serge, that sounded so condescending
Jet_Almighty: When in need of a vamping, an opportunity presented itself.
Uniclonus: Judgement free zone? Isn't it like 80% judges there?
dutchmoose: just having a fun day at the fair huh
niccus: ooh it's got bits
Sage0fMadness: the ice cream of a man who knows himself
MegaDosX: Graham getting ice cream with his two children
CrossXhunteR: y'all doing okay?
pleonasticTautology: !clip
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MrPipboy3000: Graham making the correct choice to drink his ice cream ....
Lord_Hosk: Serge is making me cry
bbblehh: honesty wheeler? i wouldve chosen the same thing
bbblehh: i love suger
LRRbot: Hissing Quagmire | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {1}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.
bbblehh: sugar
LRRbot: Shefet Archfiend [5BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When this creature enters, all other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Cycling {2}
Sage0fMadness: Hissy Quags played by Christina Ricci
LRRbot: Defiant Survivor [2G] | Creature — Human Survivor [3/2] | Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, manifest dread.
Bugberry: Defiant Survivor was so annoying in limited.
CrossXhunteR: fire slash slash ice?
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: the fire // ice joke from this season of friday night's was one of my favorites
MegaDosX: You can thank Valki and Tibalt for that
LRRbot: Infernal Grasp [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.
ztghostie: bonecrusher was the way people cheated around the karugu stipulation since it was a 2 cmc removal but 3 cmc creature
micalovits: I think the split card was changed earlier right?
ztghostie: back in standard
salamisuperstar: Cascade, always causing problems
TheDevil_Risen: nice
MegaDosX: Awesome
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Marvoleath:
@salamisuperstar thankfully they fixed it with discover 
MegaDosX: Maybe he consented
hd_dabnado: Mr Tubs is what they call me after eating from the Grease Shack
CrossXhunteR: an ice cream place named mr tubs?
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
salamisuperstar: Mr. Tubnus
Sage0fMadness:
heartofgoldfish: wheeler NO
pleonasticTautology: i
Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler
MrSarkhan: Wheeler no!
Thecrdbrdsamurai:
adept_nekomancer: nope nope nope
WriterRaven: Wheeler.
pleonasticTautology: WHEELER
ThorSokar: hahahaha
MegaDosX: WHEELER
Jet_Almighty: RIP graham
Sage0fMadness: good rebuttal Serge
ThorSokar: Do it, cowards!
hd_dabnado: serge no
ContingentCat: SERGE
JRandomHacker: Murderous Rider
micalovits: Still relevant in canlander
LRRbot: Murderous Rider // Swift End | Murderous Rider [1BB] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/3] | Lifelink / When this creature dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library. // Swift End [1BB] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life.
MegaDosX: Adventure of Murderous Ridwr
CrossXhunteR: was wheeler at 18 or 19?
MegaDosX: Rider*
LRRbot: Colossal Skyturtle [4GGU] | Enchantment Creature — Turtle [6/5] | Flying, ward {2} / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard this card: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Channel — {1}{U}, Discard this card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Imagine that
LRRbot: Ethereal Ambush [3GU] | Instant | Manifest the top two cards of your library.
LRRbot: Thrashing Brontodon [1GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
MegaDosX: Thrashy B!
Aarek: thrashy b!
GasCityGaming: ask Voxy
WriterRaven: time for crab!
niccus: that's a good bront, bront
LRRbot: Keruga, the Macrosage [3{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo [5/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. / When Keruga enters, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.
Gekyouryuu: They're good dogs, Brontodon
KeytarCat: Bisque
MegaDosX: Yeah it's Lurrus and Yorion, then Jegantha, then everyone else
salamisuperstar: Why doesn't it just draw for itself?
Gooseblast: Dinosaur Hippo my goat
Shurtal: you BLOCK Miette?!
LRRbot: Ghastly Conscription [5BB] | Sorcery | Exile all creature cards from target player's graveyard in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards.
Bugberry: @salamisuperstar because not every Companion is meant to be self-contained and busted.
micalovits: So many chromeshell crabs!
AluvianSprinter: Why can't he flip them up?
Diabore: @AluvianSprinter no blue mana
Gekyouryuu: @AluvianSprinter doesn't have the colors
The_Timo: @AluvianSprinter You have to pay their mana
MegaDosX: Counting with Serge
ztghostie: @AluvianSprinter he's missing the appropriate colored mana
Jet_Almighty: Off by one serge?
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Shurtal: Necromancer's Gacha
LRRbot: Boon of the Wish-Giver [4UU] | Sorcery | Draw four cards. / Cycling {1}
AluvianSprinter: Ah fair
heartofgoldfish: my caruga
Marvoleath: "I'll take the lot"
LRRbot: Soul Collector [3BB] | Creature — Vampire [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control. / Morph {B}{B}{B}
MrPipboy3000: They say raising a family is tough, but for a necromancer its easy if they are buried together
Dog_of_Myth:
micalovits: Thank you Paul
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
pleonasticTautology: WHEELER STOP SAYING THINGS
TheDevil_Risen: BEN
ContingentCat: WHEELER
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
letsbelgo: I like late night lrr
Fruan: Oh god, I forgot this isn't the last round
Sage0fMadness: yasssss
Sage0fMadness: soon it will be tomorrow here
thraximore: !card forever after @MrPipboy3000
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Fruan: Getting some real Night Watch energy this ppr
hd_dabnado: we are entering Closing Time
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (6d, 19:17 from now)
thraximore: !card forever after
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card ever after
LRRbot: Ever After [4BB] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. Each of those creatures is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. Put Ever After on the bottom of its owner's library.
Fruan: not ppr. Fnpf
thraximore: thank you
MegaDosX: De nada
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Move to protect the Tiny Drunks
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: If you reveal a corner of Hell, ignore its effects.
v_nome: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
ContingentCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
dutchmoose: This cube is really inspiring me to build a cube out of jank I have lying around tbh
paranormal_inactivity: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
BalthusHomewood: milking this bit for all its worth
hd_dabnado: One last call for alcohol
BalthusHomewood: 5 or 6 WHAT deep?
CrossXhunteR: how many basic lands are in this bar cube?
LRRbot: Skull Prophet [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [3/1] | {T}: Add {B} or {G}. / {T}: Mill two cards.
MegaDosX: Oh neat
LRRbot: Sidisi, Regent of the Mire [1B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Snake Warlock [1/3] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature you control with mana value X other than Sidisi: Return target creature card with mana value X plus 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
tehfewl: now i want Doner
CrossXhunteR: graveyard pod
Bugberry: She's a fun Brawl commander.
MegaDosX: The natural Jund
GasCityGaming: it's only almost 10 here but i could FOR SURE go for some donair
Sage0fMadness: spicy
LRRbot: Chainer, Nightmare Adept [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/2] | Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
MegaDosX: Chainer's fun
thraximore: isn't chainer 4 mana
thraximore: oh
CrossXhunteR: i think that's a dork
MegaDosX: Prophet can tap for mana
thraximore: nvm
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target player discards a card. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Doesn't sound that innocuous
LRRbot: Hazoret the Fervent [3R] | Legendary Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible, haste / Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. / {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.
TinyAwoo: MY DOG WIFE
Sage0fMadness: Hazoret googles tub girl Victoria
GasCityGaming: !card another chance
LRRbot: Another Chance [2B] | Instant | You may mill two cards. Then return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
LoadingReadyRun:
they missed making Hazoret a Dog God
Sage0fMadness: You're the god now dog
CrossXhunteR: add some metamucil
LRRbot: Noxious Gearhulk [4BB] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace / When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.
ztghostie: need some chewable beer
KeytarCat: prebiotic beer
Sage0fMadness: Some beers have that texture naturally
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature — Insect [4/4] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
salamisuperstar: They were putting butter in coffee for a while
MegaDosX: I think Living Death is outside the price range
GasCityGaming: friend of mine does honey in her coffee and loves it
sidenorna: Modern used to be a format for old cards
qasix: Honey in coffee sure, Butter?!
GasCityGaming: !card pyrewood gearhulk
LRRbot: Pyrewood Gearhulk [2RRGG] | Artifact Creature — Construct [7/7] | Vigilance, menace / When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.
LRRbot: Come Back Wrong [2B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.
salamisuperstar: I think the idea was you put butter in your coffee so you don't have to eat food
LoadingReadyRun: Apparently Guinness is one of the most fiberful beers
MegaDosX: Holy shit
tehfewl: banger
KeytarCat:
Butter in coffee is concentrated cream, maybe with salt. It's pretty good, but I've only had it with coffee I didn't like
the_garfielf: i mean it came back pretty wrong
CrossXhunteR: you kill and get ETBs, basically
Bugberry: it's only for ETBs, you can also sac the body to other effects.
ztghostie: yep, its heckbent not hellbent
Blip2004: no one else muted themselves
KeytarCat: Wheeler has a V-Tuber rant?
fasil_tai: I'll admit. I do want to hear the vtuber rant.
LRRbot: Chainer, Nightmare Adept [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/2] | Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
LRRbot: Hauntwoods Shrieker [1GG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [3/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, manifest dread. / {1}{G}: Reveal target face-down permanent. If it's a creature card, you may turn it face up.
MegaDosX: Phrasing
LRRbot: Torrent of Souls [4{B/R}] | Sorcery | Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield if {B} was spent to cast this spell. Creatures target player controls get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn if {R} was spent to cast this spell.
heartofgoldfish: boys! boys! boys!!
salamisuperstar: You can just discard the creature you want to play to Chainer and then reanimate it to give it haste right?
KhazzyB: what’s a few nuts between boys?
LRRbot: Coalstoke Gearhulk [1BBRR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [5/4] | Menace, deathtouch / When this creature enters, put target creature card with mana value 4 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. That creature gains menace, deathtouch, and haste. At the beginning of your next end step, exile that creature.
Sage0fMadness: this is the Gearhulk Game
MegaDosX: Holy shit Nelson
LoadingReadyRun:
in the realm of using card that you don't care about, Bar Draft using dollar store repacks might be fun. After the game, you just throw the cards out
tehfewl: rat rat rat!
LRRbot: Innocuous Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When this creature dies, manifest dread.
agentofsaruman69: @LoadingReadyRun we used to do this in between rounds at FNM or while waiting for the midnight prerelease back in the day, was fun
CrossXhunteR: nelly with some banger turns, involving gearhulks
Mai_Andra: holy macaroni batman
ckupf: Torrent of souls is one of my favorite cards ever
Sage0fMadness: what a swinger
CrossXhunteR: riptide
hd_dabnado: Pickled Eggs
KeytarCat: fuckin love pickled eggs
micalovits: Pickled Eggs are so so good
NotCainNorAbel: I like pickled eggs, but i wouldn't eat one from a bar
KeytarCat: Prairie oyster?
OldUncleDan: Pickled Eggs are somewhat common in bars here in Minnesota.
LRRbot: Restless Ridgeline | Land | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {2}{R}{G}: This land becomes a 3/4 red and green Dinosaur creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / Whenever this land attacks, another target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Untap that creature.
heartofgoldfish: crack a pack and an egg
MegaDosX: Pack and an egg
LRRbot: Stitcher's Supplier [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards.
NotCainNorAbel: owner things /s
heartofgoldfish: when's the next Friday Nights --
LRRbot: Dredger's Insight [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more artifact and/or creature cards leave your graveyard, you gain 1 life. / When this enchantment enters, mill four cards. You may put an artifact, creature, or land card from among the milled cards into your hand.
MegaDosX: Or a beer and crack a pack into it
salamisuperstar: It is Nelson's store, so he can do whatever he wants
LRRbot: Patchwork Beastie [G] | Artifact Creature — Beast [3/3] | Delirium — This creature can't attack or block unless there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill a card.
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pleonasticTautology:
i'm ducking out to watch anime with my fiancée, see you all later
LRRbot: Undergrowth Leopard [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
heartofgoldfish: next Friday Nights season should have a Cheers episode
Sage0fMadness: OMG a Cheers parody episode would be sweet
LRRbot: Urgent Necropsy [2BG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, collect evidence X, where X is the total mana value of the permanents this spell targets. / Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target planeswalker.
LRRbot: Chainer, Nightmare Adept [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/2] | Discard a card: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. Activate only once each turn. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, it gains haste until your next turn.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
SmashTCG: vivis thunder magic!
LRRbot: Come Back Wrong [2B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. If a creature card is put into a graveyard this way, return it to the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of your next end step.
micalovits: Ewwww
MegaDosX: The plays!
salamisuperstar: I love this card
SmashTCG: but both tho
Bugberry: it's like a Black offensive Blink
LoadingReadyRun:
those DSK arts are wild
CrossXhunteR: also untaps the creature?
LRRbot: Monstrous Carabid [3BR] | Creature — Insect [4/4] | This creature attacks each combat if able. / Cycling {B/R}
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CrossXhunteR: i tried to go to FNM tonight for both draft and standard. sadly, neither fired with like 3-4 people apiece
CrossXhunteR: works nicely with Fear of Missing Out shenanigans
LRRbot: Kami's Flare [1R] | Instant | Kami's Flare deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Kami's Flare also deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller if you control a modified creature.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Old Stickfingers [XBG] | Legendary Creature — Horror [*/*] | When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
James_the_Dabbler: What is a bar cube, chat
Lord_Hosk: Lands... Am I right?
DoctorHutch: i've tried to wipe the hair off my screen twice, but its actually on ben's board >_<
James_the_Dabbler: Is it just a vibe?
CrossXhunteR: @James_the_Dabbler cube, with no cards that use counters, tokens, or other outside game pieces
KhazzyB: @james_the_dabbler cube that doesn’t require any tokens/dice/outside game objects
James_the_Dabbler: Oh that DOES sound nice
Bugberry: Cloudstone Key?
robin_sorensen: oh that scarab
GasCityGaming: !card grinning totem
LRRbot: Grinning Totem [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search target opponent's library for a card and exile it. Then that player shuffles. Until the beginning of your next upkeep, you may play that card. At the beginning of your next upkeep, if you haven't played it, put it into its owner's graveyard.
robin_sorensen: that girl is a real crowd pleaser
Bugberry: Squire was also on the Timespiral time shifted sheet
Juliamon: yeet Google, embrace DDG
MegaDosX: Don't even get me started on "AI"
CrossXhunteR: in 2014
ThorSokar: 5 points?!
SmashTCG: nun adis mattas
CrossXhunteR: AI is just as wrong as twitch chat
heartofgoldfish: we must shitpost harder to troll the AI
ThorSokar: It's called poisoning the well, and it's amazing
LRRbot: Stitcher's Supplier [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When this creature enters or dies, mill three cards.
Bugberry: The discourse around Instant Ramen is, insteresting.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/2] | When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Hazoret the Fervent [3R] | Legendary Creature — God [5/4] | Indestructible, haste / Hazoret can't attack or block unless you have one or fewer cards in hand. / {2}{R}, Discard a card: Hazoret deals 2 damage to each opponent.
robin_sorensen: does Nelly have a howl of the night pack in his hand?
CrossXhunteR: make your land drops, kids
LRRbot: Old Stickfingers [XBG] | Legendary Creature — Horror [*/*] | When you cast this spell, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your graveyard, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Old Stickfingers's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
Diabore: ol sticky fingies
LoadingReadyRun:
ok how about this: Bar cube, but with a heavy initiative/dungeon theme and then the players each have a big laminated dungeon as a placemat
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
Cptasparagus: @LoadingReadyRun that bridges back into a drinking cube where you could put drinking mechanics into a custom dungeon
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Huskburster Swarm [7B] | Creature — Elemental Insect [6/6] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card you own in exile and in your graveyard. / Menace, deathtouch
LRRbot: Zombify [3B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Wild Ride [R] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. / Harmonize {4}{R}
Jorsh029: Big laminated dungeon using their shit glasses to mark the rooms? Have to take a shot every time you move into a room?
Jorsh029: *shot glasses even
CrossXhunteR: i think the other hazoret makes the "vroom" sound, wheeler
adept_nekomancer: Here for a good time, and also possibly for a long time
agentofsaruman69: bar cube, but every time they take damage they have to drink down their HP out of the heroes of barcadia glasses
LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When this creature enters, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
heartofgoldfish: shriewmaw male
CrossXhunteR: nelly, what card did you misread in this starting hand?
salamisuperstar: What was the dogshit artifact?
Sage0fMadness: cheers folks!
redpandrake:
cheers
CrossXhunteR: who got the ice cream?
i_enjoy_u: 8888 for James' nuts
micalovits: James Nuts is probably the members nuts you have mentioned the most
Diabore: uhhhhhh
micalovits: Early video shooting tennins ball after them and such
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Lord_Hosk: hello higlight reel
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CrossXhunteR: it sure is late
Jorsh029:
Nice 
Sage0fMadness: !jim
Sage0fMadness: (that's a deep bust chut cut)
LRRbot: Cauldron Dance [4BR] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat. / Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Its controller sacrifices it at the beginning of the next end step.
CrossXhunteR: sleeve up the cube. helps protect from bar related trauma
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (1d, 18:37 from now).
micalovits: It has QTE's!
SmashTCG: Its paper mario
CrossXhunteR: when is clair obscur showing up on let's nope
micalovits: Totally a rythm game
adept_nekomancer: rhythm-adjacent
heartofgoldfish: next up on Oki Oki Fight Club: stardew valley
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a hole where chat sees it all
CrossXhunteR: so many games
Mai_Andra: Adam already mastered Junimo Kart. I don't think he'll bring back Stardew.
CrossXhunteR: LRR, they vibe
micalovits: There is a LOT to say about disco elisium
CrossXhunteR: isnt that game like 25 hours
Juliamon: DE is an incredibly important game in a number of ways and deserves multiple playthroughs for proper analysis
drewm1022: The real Nope is the friends we make along the way.
CrossXhunteR: responsibly
micalovits: More fun, even if it is just 20 bucks or something per person
Shurtal: Let's Be Financially Responsible!
CrossXhunteR: don't get it twisted
lamina5432: seems neat
Jorsh029: God, I love the slay the spire adaptation SO MUCH
NotCainNorAbel:
Jorsh029: It's real real good
tehfewl: as an owner of the STS boardgame, I would get new sleeves for the cards
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BrokenGolem:
LRRbot:
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TheAinMAP:
Dog_of_Myth:
DakotaKobold: Toronto Dominion sounds cool
DakotaKobold: That has to be a bank
Redbassist:
CrossXhunteR: go home
TheAinMAP: Good night.
lamina5432: Gnight
LithelyUnshod: @DakotaKobold It is a bank
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
DakotaKobold: @LithelyUnshod Pog
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