Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
ContingentCat: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
CodeIndigo: Is it time to jack? I think it's time to jack.
Dog_of_Myth: !finequote jack
Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #4074: "I'm gonna go to my own slippery place" —Ian [2017-03-01]
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote jack
LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
Sethalidos: those two mesh together too well
letfireraindown: @LRRbot excellent
CodeIndigo: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #3875: "Why don't we have a murder knife?" —Beej [2017-01-16]
Sethalidos: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
SymphonySolstice: jonk bonks
Sethalidos: w00t one less age related DoT
ProcyonFlynn: !findquote potion
LRRbot: Quote #5723: "Potions can't protect against embarrassment." —Mangledpixel [2019-01-15]
Sethalidos: I respectfully disagree
CodeIndigo: yeah, if you drink enough, you won't care how embarrassed you look
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
SymphonySolstice: just keep drinking and you'll never feel embarrasment again! [do not do this]
Sethalidos: nice
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sethalidos: tteth?
PharaohBender27: @SymphonySolstice That's also not true :p
CodeIndigo: @SymphonySolstice too late, i'm doing Monster intravenously
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
blepharic: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
Earthenone: lrrSIG
SymphonySolstice: lrrARROWS lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signal
Xavorin: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ButButTheJesus: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Sethalidos: @CodeIndigo Blood Type: Taurine
PharaohBender27: Oooh, a Bradley Rains track!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG JAKBAX!
rasterscan: Any guesses on tonight's first game?
brainbosh subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 96 months!
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Gekyouryuu: back jocks!
PharaohBender27 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 79 months, currently on a 79 month streak!
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letfireraindown: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GasCityGaming: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Tuxbeej: I see Alan... and Kelsey... and David... and Noreen..
EchoesOfTheTide subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
EchoesOfTheTide: Jack. Those. BOXES.
Geldaran subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
Geldaran: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
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Gekyouryuu: hi, beej
Chantzzzzz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months!
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Davlenagain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
Davlenagain: nice
swordfishspyke: Let's jack some boxes!
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WriterRaven: Jarkbarks! =D
Gekyouryuu: @swordfishspyke if anyone asks, they fell off the back of a truck
ShaneLeeAtk gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tuxbeej! They have given 43 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Sethalidos: !findquote truck
LRRbot: Quote #1875: "You can't drive the truck up the stairs." —Graham [2016-02-17]
KevlarGiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months, currently on a 72 month streak!
KevlarGiraffe: 6 whole years! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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kusinohki: meows
Tuxbeej: @ShaneLeeAtk Thanks for the gift sub!
dippedfeathers: Jack's box of fun or pain
ShaneLeeAtk: My pleasure!
GasCityGaming: I was just playing Dredge, this music feels like I haven't left.
IbunWest: merlekPaw
OldUncleDan: Jack my Box harder, Daddy!!!!
Sethalidos: @dippedfeathers por que no los dos?
Xavorin: You're still playing Dredge
Bladinus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
Bladinus: Aw yes! The one year!! Just in time to Jack some Boxes. lrrSHINE
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Nubrain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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SnackPak_: @OldUncleDan lrrFRUMP
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
OldUncleDan: *giggle*
jacqui_lantern234: ERMERGERD!!! JERKBERKS!!!
GasCityGaming: !findquote jackbox
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
jacqui_lantern234: also HAI FRIENDS <3
KeytarCat: Hyewwo!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
jacqui_lantern234: reminder that i love you all beyond measure <3
CodeIndigo: !findquote trivia
LRRbot: Quote #8430: ""Knowing trivia is great." "Knowing useful things is probably better."" —Beej and Paul [2023-01-16]
Xavorin: Okay but like... if you HAD to measure it...
Dog_of_Myth: Heya @jacqui_lantern234
Julian_Rogue: I'm excited this is my first stream on my new 70inch tv :3
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 hi
TehAmelie: Jacqui is my favorite
PharaohBender27: @Julian_Rogue Daaaaang
firehawkzoa subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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Sethalidos: @Xavorin it would be in Rankin
ekplayscards: good evening nelly fans
jacqui_lantern234: @TehAmelie oof! im sorry you feel this way
DideRobot: LRR: Time to go Jackboxing on Crossing The Streams! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114537226168082155
Julian_Rogue: @PharaohBender27 sorry 75 I forgot 5 inches
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
OldUncleDan: Time to get rid of that Crunchyroll drops b.s.
CodeIndigo: @Julian_Rogue size isn't everything
SymphonySolstice: lol
PharaohBender27: @Julian_Rogue Way to make me feel like a fucking peasant with my 21-inch primary desktop monitor :p
azidbern95 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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Xavorin: @OldUncleDan I'd checked the box to 'not show me again' but it still pops up.
Julian_Rogue: @CodeIndigo its a game of inches! (it's not but it makes mult-tasking so much easier when I have more realestate
ButButTheJesus: this track makes me think of bejewelled 2 or 3
goatprince: here we goat
Orxolon: good evening everyone
PharaohBender27: @Julian_Rogue Multi-tasking is why I got a secondary 12-inch monitor :D
WriterRaven: Commence the rites!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Foxmar320: foxmarHI
narset6691: oh man, right on time
SymphonySolstice: lrrGOAT ???
public_key_reveal_party: Woo made it just in time
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
sheqesi: 85 months! 1 more and I get 86'ed!
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Mischievous_Catgeist: ready to jack those boxes
jordorowsky subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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Diabore: JACOB
TheAinMAP: Hello.
jacqui_lantern234: :O IT JACOB
MarkovDescendant: Though I would be sad to see it go, I hope we get a new CTS intro.
iris_of_ether: Same
Orxolon: mine too
DaxStrife: The Jacob approaches
TehAmelie: hello pals!
Julian_Rogue: @PharaohBender27 I also have 2 32 monitors on arms above the TV
NimrodXIV: a Jacob!
thmanwithnoname: a full complement tonight!
jacqui_lantern234: AND JORDYNNE :D
OldUncleDan: Jacob's here. Things are gonna get loud!
Bladinus: Hai Jacob!
SkylerRingtail: Oooh, special guest Jacob!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Graham, Ian, Jordynne, Matt, Nelson, Beej, Jacob, and Cori!
Arclight_Dynamo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
Arclight_Dynamo: Eight-stack hype!
Heckhoundbolt: jacob just wandering in from the back of the room
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gibbousm: Thats enough people to run a draft!
TheWriterAleph: FWIENDS!
Dog_of_Myth: Good crew as usual
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: This looks like a fun team.
SnackPak_: wooo!
spawnofhastur: I like the boopa scoopas
Scarbble: such a good group to jack the box
sheqesi: Hello wonderful people! ❤️
PharaohBender27: @Julian_Rogue How much wall space do you have!? :O
MrsLlante: IT IS THE JACOB!!!!!
Mai_Andra: Jacob and Jordynn together... they really are crossing the streams... PogChamp
L0rdX33n subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
L0rdX33n: Hello friends
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Beej
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Have no clue how it will go with Nelly here since this is his first time playing.
SymphonySolstice: ok beej
Scy_Anide: Advice to live by
jacqui_lantern234: LUL thanks beej
GasCityGaming: Don't tell me what to blow my back out over.... maybe.
Earthenone: !paul
Crad0k: bye jacob?
SnackPak_: bye Jacob
RayFK: Look at all these lovely people and lesser Jordynne
Julian_Rogue: @PharaohBender27 Not much anymore
Foxmar320: Paul foxmarLOVE
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrPAUL
flatluigi: goodbye jacob
LoganAura: Oh I love Jacob's giant cat plushie I want it.
SkylerRingtail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 124 months, currently on a 124 month streak!
SkylerRingtail: Well-timed Jackbox night for a needed mental pick-me-up. Cheers to the crew!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SkylerRingtail! (Today's storm count: 31)
Vilun: Paul is more important than the internet? Checks out
Heckhoundbolt: has jacob ever been on a jackbox stream?
ButButTheJesus: @LoganAura oh lawd he comin
A_Dub888: @RayFK you're lovely
PharaohBender27: @Heckhoundbolt Several times, actually
PharaohBender27: But I think it's been a while
SymphonySolstice: bwip
RayFK: goddamnit my brain went the same place we're the same Jordan
TheWriterAleph: LUL
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG
DaxStrife: You Jack Don't Know?
dippedfeathers: Ian why
jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK and Jacqui, no one knows why they keep coming back here :P
Diabore: I I K L
DiscordianTokkan: Binjpipe my beloved
sheqesi: Old school start
Atarra: oh heck yes, YDKJ
Earthenone: lrr come for the binging, stay for the pipeing
Heckhoundbolt: what, is james on tech?
snowb0und subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
Scarbble: stick it in your pipe and binj it
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LordZarano: Eye Eye Kay Ell
A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 because the people love her aggressively
SymphonySolstice: LUL
SnackPak_: dang
NimrodXIV: wow self aware
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know a guy named Jack.
Foxmar320: Wow they know
DaxStrife: "(Don't) Trust the Algorithm."
TheWriterAleph: they know what they got
bubba0077: shots fired
NotCainNorAbel: Good to know your role
Kentosaurus: let's do this chat
SnackPak_: let's go chat!
CaptainCoriale: wow okay that's not how i wanted to be seen today
NotCainNorAbel: BEEJ!
Crad0k: BEEJ!
DiscordianTokkan: Unless
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
laikagoat: zoeyDuck
L0rdX33n: Lima?
NimrodXIV: a kilo of lettuce? damn
SkylerRingtail: Game? Game plz
jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 pour one out for the tastes those who do
SymphonySolstice: game
baltimore_667083: oh hello Jacob!
gibbousm: Kilo Lima sounds like a cocktail
TheWriterAleph: Ass.
Bladinus: Yes we can!
kusinohki: meows
dippedfeathers: yes
SymphonySolstice: AHSS
baltimore_667083: ass
ButButTheJesus: A S S
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have a question. If marijuana is the devil's lettuce. What is in the devil's BLT?
DaxStrife: Donkey
jacqui_lantern234: my mom Kappa
Gekyouryuu: D, technically, but...
SnackPak_: what?
laikagoat: ian's a blankie!
Mischievous_Catgeist: GlitchCat
SnackPak_: gottem
bubba0077: it's right in the name
Diabore: game is chuggin
Alex_Frostfire: Yep, that's YDKJ all right!
e_bloc: no wonder he has to bottom
DiscordianTokkan: Servers struggling
jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER LUL
gibbousm: I got to play Lysander in my school's production of the play
thmanwithnoname: read for filth, tho
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
PharaohBender27: Oooof
PharaohBender27: !00% guessing
Crad0k: i would have said 'upsidedown y' myself...
LordZarano: Lambda
Forlorgen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
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flatluigi: half life
TehAmelie: remember this game called Half-Life?
TheWriterAleph: missssster freeman
PharaohBender27: Welp I messed up
dippedfeathers: One of my favorite cH jokes is still the Frat Lambda Row Row.
rasterscan: Yeah, that really seems like an upside down y right?
OldUncleDan: For some reason, I was thinking Gamma. DOH!
Crad0k: λ
jamesk902: It's why it tends to be depicted on Spartan shields - Lambda for Laconia.
Heckhoundbolt: glad we are talking the bronze bull
RayFK: DON'T FUCK THIS UP STARK
RayFK: YOU HAVE ONE BRAND
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham was made for this
L0rdX33n: He has many brands
Julian_Rogue: Jordynne in her prime XD
BrowneePointz: isn’t BTS itself a Micronation?
Crad0k: oh, right, actually, upper lambda is just Λ, so inverted v is right
A_Dub888: dang @RayFK should have joined the stream
jacqui_lantern234: watch G and Jordynne get this wrong, despite all expectations
Gekyouryuu: you're thinking of "The Republic of Boys"
ProcyonFlynn: How many both?
Earthenone: im disapointed this is not a this or that bit, i want to see these flags
DaxStrife: "Kingdom of Viper" could be a great metal band.
maywecomein subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months, currently on a 96 month streak!
Juliamon: There's no reason this *couldn't* be a ToT
L0rdX33n: I've seen that anime
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, maywecomein! (Today's storm count: 34)
TheAinMAP: lrrGOAT
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Finally one I know
HadesLeprechaun: is stream like, major glitching out for anyone else?
RayFK: R&B group
Isaac3567: @HadesLeprechaun Yup
Foxmar320: Stream choppy for anyone else or just me?
A_Dub888: @RayFK I thought that was YOUR brand...
Getter404: Ah yes, the home of FASA
ContingentCat: hello west wing reference
LoneGoat: i think half these micronations are from Papers Please
jamesk902: @Foxmar320 I'm getting some chop.
ProcyonFlynn: @Foxmar320 A bit at times.
Master_Gunner: Clean sweep by G*, Beej, and Jacob.
Foxmar320: Ok thanks
BrowneePointz: there was a bitrate dip but seems to be good?
Heckhoundbolt: yup
Getter404: egg
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, there was a blip for me
Julian_Rogue: I thought it was just my new TV glad it's not just me.
TristalMTG: Twitch was pretty bad this weekend
PharaohBender27: It's been a little stuttery on my end the whole time
sheqesi: Ohh myyy
DaxStrife: Yeah was seeing a bit of "Max Headroom" in video.
Arclight_Dynamo: Jordynne looked like Ma Headroom, briefly.
Foxmar320: Glad it's not just me
lamina5432: was watching edsc todays episode is very good evening
rasterscan: ???
rasterscan: I am so confused.
A_Dub888: yup, I have definitely watched Parks and Rec...
Alex_Frostfire: Actual question is: "Where is Plaza Mayor?"
LoadingReadyRun: is the stream ok for you at home now?
rasterscan: Oh, it's just where the Plaza is.
rasterscan: >.<
Dog_of_Myth: Seems better now Paul
Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun so far so good
Caffine1138: looks good so far
Xavorin: Has been alright for me
SolivagantCraig: tells me room doesnt exist when i try to join
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I think the crew are OK, game is sometimes a little stutterty
SnackPak_: woooow
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
Jillexie: ok...
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gekyouryuu: ha
Atarra: too many references at once that I don't know
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
swordfishspyke: oof
thmanwithnoname: Flowers in the Attic?
OldUncleDan: Flowers in the Attic?
CodeIndigo: it'd be an inside job
jacqui_lantern234: LMAO THE JACOB CACKLE :D
patrick_stonecrusher: lve seen the movie of this
thmanwithnoname: @OldUncleDan same Hat!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think it is entirely an issue with the game itself.
MalFnord: Flowers in the--DAMMIT
raulghoulia: I also thought Flowers in the Attic
A_Dub888: Obi Wan wrote bo- wait that's Ewan McGregor...
Kentosaurus: the power of random guessing!
Ignatiuspants: these questions have such layers!
HadesLeprechaun: Nice, Nelly
Xavorin: Nice, Nelly!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice, Nelly
MarkovDescendant: Is there a way to get rid of the jackbox twitch box next to graham's head?
SymphonySolstice: nice
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Bladinus: nice
coachNelly: negative NICE!
Juliamon: MarkovDescendant It has a visibility toggle
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS
notpsion subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
notpsion: jackbox: oh no! jackbox: oh YES!
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RuiFaleiro: Atonement does have a kid walking in on a couple having sex and ruining their lives, so there is something there for the lannisters to bond with
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @MarkovDescendant Hover over the right side of the screen and there should be a visibility option
Jennie_Fuchsia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 119 months!
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A_Dub888: oh bollocks
L0rdX33n: ctrl scroll wheel save me!
gibbousm: I just know they were into bondage
Caffine1138: What, are these answers for Ants?!
Saintnex: lol
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I just looked at the other screen to read
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Alex_Frostfire: Debatable...
Kentosaurus: i thought everyone knew that one
niccus: can you invent something that never worked
bubba0077: it does not
Veshnikard: But a polygraph doesn't work
MarkovDescendant: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Ah thank you
BrowneePointz: he was a doctor
spawnofhastur: dude loved bondage
McMims: most cop science is trash
A_Dub888: oh I thought the lasso was because of a... diferent... reason
DiscordianTokkan: A real pervo (affectionate)
Julian_Rogue: Magical girl the show and live action fan fic
BrowneePointz: and tried to push a lot of folks into bdsm
L0rdX33n: Dude heckin boned
Juliamon: That's why it said "sort of" worked. It did *something.* It just didn't do what it advertised.
BrowneePointz: usually consensually
Lysander_salamander: oh boy a gibberish question!
BrowneePointz: but not always
Gekyouryuu: he was in a consensual threesome with his wife and their girlfriend
WriterRaven: Phrasing...
Mr_Bitterness: He was in a trio relationship with his wife and girlfriend
NimrodXIV: EZ
Earthenone: slain doe sounds like a coverband name
Xavorin: got it
Dog_of_Myth: got it
AniLunchbox: there's a good movie out there about their marriage and activities
patrick_stonecrusher: i know
ButButTheJesus: ah
Lobo_Apache subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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wordmogul: Oh!
Ignatiuspants: oh! I get it now
PharaohBender27: Pretty sure I didn't get it
atallertallhobbit: I misspelled it T.T
BrowneePointz: but yea that’s why WW’s original weakness was being tied up and made to submit
WriterRaven: Not a clue.
flatluigi: Canadians
Julian_Rogue: I like these freeze dried
TStodden: Skittles... Traced a slain doe.
Alex_Frostfire: I could go for a pack of Skittles, tbh.
LoneGoat: we have these in canada
PharaohBender27: :D
NimrodXIV: lol
BrowneePointz: and they very quickly got rid of that as one of Diana’s weaknesses
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Blip2004: Skittles or Starburst
Lysander_salamander: oh
Caffine1138: ohhhh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 88 month streak!
Welbog: Happy Victoria Day
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A_Dub888: Bye Jacob
Veshnikard: Butts
Alex_Frostfire: Gibberish questions are mean.
Lysander_salamander: ah, zero sugar coke
SkylerRingtail: lmao the table flip
Atarra: Jacob is tilting hard
A_Dub888: @Alex_Frostfire You're (not) mean
poipal: Which jackbox game is this?
jae_dorian: @poipal you don't know jack
spawnofhastur: jordynne is screwing us
TristalMTG: @poipal You don't know? Jack.
NorthstarTex: that certainly was a password
TheWriterAleph: dammit corky
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer100 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1 Cheer1
PharaohBender27: Dang didn't type fast enough
poipal: Ahhh LUL ty
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ProcyonFlynn: !butts
L0rdX33n: Sick!
PharaohBender27: Well I would've gotten it wrong
Caffine1138: yay for late night wikipedia dives!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I would have gotten it right, but was a split second off
Welbog: Oof
Alex_Frostfire: Oh heck yeah.
Arclight_Dynamo: Does hippocampus mean... "horse field"?
spawnofhastur: i need to make smashburgers again
ContingentCat: cori!
Veshnikard: That's Frankenstein's monster
SymphonySolstice: good name change
Atarra: oh I got a cute name. Cinnamon
Alex_Frostfire: Sometimes it's actually the doctor though.
PharaohBender27: Got it!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: My name is Garflin
SymphonySolstice: I got Agent Bigtime
eshplode: Oh, it’s an octopus’s garden
MAPBoardgames: I want to be. Under the sea.
spawnofhastur: @Arclight_Dynamo a wikipedia looks like it's "horse" and "sea monster" because it... looks like a sea horse.
TristalMTG: I thought it was Frankenstein collects shells of humans
Kentosaurus: I thought it was a Mary Shelley pun
GasCityGaming: I'm not stupid.... :(
A_Dub888: dinger, I thought they were talking about Mary SHELLy
DiscordianTokkan: Lint AND Stupid David, blessed
Arclight_Dynamo: @spawnofhastur Huh...
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: just tuned in. is this the first game of the night?
spawnofhastur: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen sure is
ContingentCat: oh nooo us geography
Lysander_salamander: more geography
Lysander_salamander: wow
laikagoat: georgia
McMims: don't worry, it's dumb to us too
Dog_of_Myth: Love the geography questions
NorthstarTex: need more cancon in this game
Julian_Rogue: I thought it was the ATLANTic ocean?
underhill33: The KCs are adjacent
zoots_laffliction: Under the sea!
NimrodXIV: huh
SymphonySolstice: where, is peoria
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The two Kansas Cities are right next to each other
L0rdX33n: There are two but they're in the same place
Alex_Frostfire: I don't even recognize that name.
TotallyNotaBeholder: 1 Kansas City that straddles a State Line
McMims: peoria is a shit place
wordmogul: Illinois
blepharic: I care about Illinois...
raulghoulia: Jacob is no friend of CHicago
PharaohBender27: Oh they weren't doing a straight line!
McMims: sorry, peoria
patrick_stonecrusher: hey l care
MarkovDescendant: Richard Pryor's hometown
Hertzie: Gettysburg is in Pennsylvania
Lord_Hosk: Atlantis is in Florida, Atlanta is Georgia, Both Kansas Cities are one city
gibbousm: I interviews for and got a job offer for Peoria. Decided it wasn't worth moving for the offered salary
SquareDotCube: Peoria is where you start in every Rampage game
Malkmaven1176: Attack Time!
Heckhoundbolt: you can tell he is from new york
L0rdX33n: @MarkovDescendant Also Sam Kinnison
A_Dub888: @raulghoulia New Yorkers make many enemies
Lobo_Apache: I don't think people in Chicago consider themselves from Illinois
Earthenone: is elmo not an avenger yet?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I want to see Elmo in the Avengers
MarkovDescendant: @L0rdX33n Oh I didn't know that
stevestein: Elmo is absolutely an Avenger
gnyrinn: Isn't caring about Illinois a key part of Catholic dogma now?
AniLunchbox: Now I want to listen to Seven Swans
iiieye: Wasn't Peoria where Wayne's world was based?
TheWriterAleph: ME?
Lysander_salamander: what
Juliamon: Elmo's in danger!
BrowneePointz: You can tell Jacob is from the east coast cuz he despises Chicago
Pinwiz11: Malort is now Holy Water. It's true!
DiscordianTokkan: Godzooky would never
Gekyouryuu: Godzooky!
Caffine1138: Elmo IS Danger
patrick_stonecrusher: @iiieye Aurora
rasterscan: Mrs. Lovett didn't do the eating!
Lysander_salamander: oh, Dark Shadows
Lysander_salamander: nice
Orxolon: wait,Godzooky as in Godzilla´s cartoon?
niccus: who wouldn't?
Lord_Hosk: UMMMM
Saintnex: hmmm
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Earthenone: Atmosfear flashbacks
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Earthenone: matt, stepford boywife
Mr_Bitterness: Gremlin Matt is even better
Jillexie: I love this one
A_Dub888: Jacob "Stupid David" Burgess
TheWriterAleph: oh right, this was after a name-change screw LUL
Welbog: ???? words??
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
baltimore_667083: this is why I only read The Onion
Lysander_salamander: nice
PharaohBender27: I *don't* anymore, but I read it long enough to get all 4
Mr_Bitterness: doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING
blepharic: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
A_Dub888: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
BrowneePointz: I thought The Post was the one who sucked shit and Times was your usual bloated corporate media
Juliamon: BrowneePointz The Post has company
BrowneePointz: fair fair
AtrusOfMyst: The sound of one's hyper fixation locking in was made FBtouchdown
ContingentCat: yes.
gibbousm: All of them suck shit
epsilon_vee: multiple newspapers can be toilets
L0rdX33n: Many people can suck
rasterscan: WaPo only more recently started -really- sucking shit.
ProcyonFlynn: Is it owned by a billionaire? They suck.
DeM0nFiRe: I disagree, I don't think it's fine lol NotLikeThis
spo8n: the onion is still pure
Earthenone: rememebr the slogan, democracy died in darkness
Lysander_salamander: owned by horrible billionaires
sheqesi: Is it? Is it fine?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Who knew that newspaper owned by giant corps is a bad thing
Juliamon: The Onion is *literally* accurately predicting news lately
Welbog: Maybe don't do fascism.
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz They both suck in their own, somewhat similar way, though until last year they were *slightly* better than NYT in my view
BrowneePointz: oh damn internet survival
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Rhynerd: oh, I didn't know how must I missed this game
gibbousm: Democracy Dies in Darkness. /proceed to turn off lights
Zanzabar_: @Earthenone that was coined before tiktok existed I think
lamina5432: the internet loses sarcasm in translation
HadesLeprechaun: @spo8n it has ceased being parody and is now just reporting news
Heckhoundbolt: by getting clipped
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lysander_salamander: yay
dippedfeathers: Ian why
calculated_uncertainties: I love that tonight we could recreate the brady bunch scene with paul as Alice.
Juliamon: because Ian
PharaohBender27: BEEJ
MarkovDescendant: Don't forget the goatee and glasses
Heckhoundbolt: what is happening anymore
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Chesul: Is that a "Big" road trip after Road Quest?
ProcyonFlynn: Can we move Beej and Ian's scares further apart :p
OldUncleDan: See, if you just buy your jeans at a thrift shop, then they are already broke in.
ProcyonFlynn: squares - but same difference
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AtrusOfMyst: "My Little Horner© Anime pillows"
bytecaster: what is going on?
OtherEdgeworth: Excellent helicopter noise Beej
Critterbot: Kitty!
Gekyouryuu: King Jack Has Returned
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hi Todd
LoadingReadyRun: Code is KJHR
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dm818: How could Paul do that?
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun why you saying stupid things, paul?! Kappa
Xavorin: Oh, Paul. So silly
Dog_of_Myth: No one twists words on the Internet
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What does Paul have against firefighters?
gibbousm: Remember to Like and Subscribe
LordZarano: Kilo Juliet Hotel Réaumur
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MAPBoardgames: You can brainstorm, wrong?
Julian_Rogue: puts in "wrong" as my answer
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CelestaRose: All the wrong answers.
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Nigouki: Can Graham and Paul grant Beej the release of all his seals?
Earthenone: if your answer isent stream safe, its wrong :P
OldUncleDan: Both Wrong Answers and Stupid Questions are things.
saucemaster5000: Sophie's choice "don't worry, there are no wrong answers"
Julian_Rogue: Jacob would make a good 90's cartoon villian (endearing)
jessicaengle: Hello chat! What'd I miss?
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Drasvin: Box those jacks!
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jessicaengle: Hi Paul!
OldUncleDan: @Julian_Rogue Sort of like Dr. Doofenshirtz?>
Julian_Rogue: It does paul but I have you on my primary AND second monitor
bytecaster: @jessicaengle jeans talk
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty much they built the extension and then never updated it as they added new games
Julian_Rogue: @OldUncleDan Definitely
Earthenone: @jessicaengle you dont know jack
DoodlestheGreat: It's decent, it's still no "Champ's Up."
LoadingReadyRun: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters lrrAWW
jessicaengle: @bytecaster xshrim1Pants
Lord_Hosk: At the Recent Conclave they said "there are no wrong answers" then someone voted for pope Peter... Thats a joke for all the Catholics and recovering Catholics in the chat
Malkmaven1176: The only music that's better is Champ'ed Up
JocelyneAnne: Recently re-watched From Rewatch with Love. What a banger of a series.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SymphonySolstice: holy shit
NimrodXIV: wha
Lysander_salamander: nice
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
PharaohBender27: :O
TheWriterAleph: heh
ButButTheJesus: thats a lotta boob
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NimrodXIV: morf
DiscordianTokkan: Morf
DoodlestheGreat: Morf?
Gekyouryuu: eVERYTHING is a GREAT shopping site name, also
NorthstarTex: these product names are too real
Kentosaurus: it's morfin time
Atarra: I see we've taken the express into the gutter today :D
Critterbot: Those... sure were some things I just read.
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO XD excellent round
jessicaengle: @Atarra Yeah, that's usually when I duck out.
Arclight_Dynamo: So many sex doll jokes in this one round... so far.
gualdhar: Nelly was really funny for his first time playing this!
coachNelly: ty guald
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: jordynne that was AMAZING
epsilon_vee: marketplace item name random word salad is so versatile
letsbelgo: 421
Gekyouryuu: Gandalf's Orbs (for Pondering)
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: really???
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I want that to be true
saucemaster5000: that trash can is getting a meal
lamina5432: would love a new one
Julian_Rogue: Don't say that Paul. I remember when this was new
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm surprised they haven't done a #2
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL
spethycakes: called out lrrLUL
EmsLeigh: Perfect alert
MarkovDescendant: LOL Timing
starlitdiscord: wow
TheWriterAleph: windows ME theme
Heckhoundbolt: the advise feeling moods
ButButTheJesus: wow
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The game is listening
dippedfeathers: Jackbox sniping paul
SnowBunSarah: Well that's going in stream highlights
Julian_Rogue: wait do jackbox games have game dev back doors?
EchoesOfTheTide: Damn, the shade
Tingeltangelibach: Paul can you turn down the game a bit? it's a bit too prominent over the talking at least for me
Radyin: They unveiled a similar game at PAX East for the next pack.
NimrodXIV: agree
swordfishspyke: good idea
PharaohBender27: I mean, not wrong
thmanwithnoname: HAHAHA
Juliamon: IYKYK
ButButTheJesus: jaysus
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SymphonySolstice: LUL
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It raise 18K though
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
DoodlestheGreat: As Cam says, "The stakes have never been."
Lysander_salamander: nice
EchoesOfTheTide: I should have heeded that warning about not looking up Natural Harvest...
gualdhar: I love how the people who leaked his album did it to benefit the holocaust museum
dippedfeathers: For a third time this stream, Ian why
BrowneePointz: it’s technically Vegan Nelly
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft mrweebHorse HahaShrugRight
spethycakes: I love "technically vegan"
saucemaster5000: should we be worried that folder is apparently a bag of holding?
Oscelot: o/ hey frens
Julian_Rogue: @saucemaster5000 Bag of Folding
A_Dub888: *does twist* ACH MY SPINE
Lobo_Apache: @DaxStrife Isn't that Task Askers?
PharaohBender27: I think I confused "Natural Harvest" with "Daily Harvest," which has had its own issues
bytecaster: @Julian_Rogue Eh, that folder has simply paid for a WinRAR license
dippedfeathers: That one is also targeting paul
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown
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DaxStrife: @Lobo_Apache An *official* Jackbox game, then.
TStodden wonders if Jackbox would actually do Celebrity \ Guest Host DLC
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gualdhar: wait
WriterRaven: Um. What.
Oscelot: I'm sorry what
gualdhar: cum cookbook?
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS
Atarra: oh. that.
ButButTheJesus: oh right, that book
A_Dub888: Which Final Fantasy flan are we talking about?
gualdhar: I have to watch the vod don't I
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
saucemaster5000: look people kept saying I should write a book
Oscelot: rofl oh no
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Oscelot: HAH
ButButTheJesus: TRUTH
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
eshplode: lmao
ButButTheJesus: LUL
A_Dub888: (not clickbait)
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
swordfishspyke: oof
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: deep cut
TheWriterAleph: OMG
underhill33: sheesh
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid
MalFnord: OOF
starlitdiscord: hahahaha
Oscelot: oh that one's from Marathon
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL
rasterscan: Holy shit, this round is a banger.
SK__Ren: That hits too close to home
NimrodXIV: noooo
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: wow nice
ButButTheJesus: nope
Lysander_salamander: ewwwww
Dog_of_Myth: Good round
TristalMTG: I probably don't want to look up what that last one means
spethycakes: Whoever did Cori's.... WOW
Lysander_salamander: he would though. That dead-eyed-monster
DiscordianTokkan: Egg wash not smeg wash!
Jillexie: These are all good
DoodlestheGreat: The 5-hour VOD thing is TOO real.
rasterscan: @TristalMTG Don't do it. T_T
Rhynerd: @rasterscan your sacrifice has been noted
spawnofhastur: can matt play the ukelele?
atallertallhobbit: one to get out the ukulele out for
theworldsmith1: [emotional]
starlitdiscord: i do enjoy that that video is muted
TristalMTG: @rasterscan Today, I will be the Serge.
Gekyouryuu: Carte Blanchett
A_Dub888: So how does Mr Beast tempt people to self eliminate in this challenge?
Gekyouryuu: @A_Dub888 money
Gekyouryuu: always money
rasterscan: @Rhynerd I am so upset about what it is.
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu It's one idea and it has served him well
bubba0077: stream is very thirsty tonight
PharaohBender27: IIRC Graham often winds up winning this game
dippedfeathers: instructions unclear; nukes launched
BrowneePointz: anything Mr Beast cooked from Natural Harvest would automatically be better than his shitty Lunchables with the Paul Brothers
A_Dub888: @bubba0077 only tonight?
Rhynerd: did they complete the first half in mere seconds?
bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 Graham? Being good at writing funny internet things, what an unexpected twist of fate
dippedfeathers: @A_Dub888 Thirst levels feel a little higher than normal. Maybe 3.5%
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Right, semen doesn't get moldy, does it?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Rhynerd It is essentially just picking which picture they want
Rhynerd: oh, right
bubba0077: even more than usual
Arclight_Dynamo: Do tell us after?
Lysander_salamander: aw
Lysander_salamander: no get niche
MarkovDescendant: Todd forgot to set his away message.
EricTheOrange: mean gene okerland?
Lysander_salamander: I'm going to imagine that was Todd Howard
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
A_Dub888: Drill me
Heckhoundbolt: in the words of Graham, the best joke is a joke one person gets but they FUCKING die
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: LUL
dippedfeathers: @A_Dub888 numb me first
Lysander_salamander: oh I hate that
Julian_Rogue: Freet?!
Oscelot: Oh noooo
TheWriterAleph: HAHAHA
NightValien28: wow
ButButTheJesus: oh nooo
L0rdX33n: that a murderin house
Oscelot: Oh no, Jordynne run!
A_Dub888: @dippedfeathers But I gotta feel something
bubba0077: millenials can't afford houses to need to paint
AugmentingPath: rip
ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
Oscelot: WOW
NightValien28: white phosphorous rizz is so wrong
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
SymphonySolstice: LUL
cheshire_creeper: i won't say
Oscelot: lol
ButButTheJesus: me when
Jillexie: The TTC!
Lysander_salamander: nice
eshplode: Oh yeah that’s 100% the TTC
A_Dub888: oh NOOO
Lysander_salamander: what
GasCityGaming: same, but drugs
Juliamon: Same
Akaiatana: Was acci dental
Arclight_Dynamo: So... was Beej's joke a reference to that one TNG episode with the table?
Oscelot: rofl Ian XD
Lord_Hosk: I thought I was the only one who fell asleep at the dentist
DiscordianTokkan: lol
NimrodXIV: phrasing
Dog_of_Myth: Phrasing
TheWriterAleph: when you come to choking, Matt
IbunWest: when you what to choking
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Called it!
Lysander_salamander: :D
DoodlestheGreat: I get dark glasses at my dentist to keep the light from getting into my eyes.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaaha
PharaohBender27: Matt G with the squeaker!
Julian_Rogue: beej with the deep cut TNG
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a deep cut
Lysander_salamander: wow that was a weird episode
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I saw someone recently say that millennial gray is a direct response to all the neon toys and decor of the 80s and 90s.
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imreallybored1991: based
Lord_Hosk: That Episode STILL messes me up because of how bad it messed me up as a child
mercano82: we could have seen this meme 10 times, a dozen, who can say?
Khalahd: *weird clicking noises*
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk It's definitely a creepy one
imreallybored1991: lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: Huh. Speaking of dental work, my temporary crown has come loose.
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bytecaster: Chat, don't scramble during the break!
kolintoney: no good bye
PharaohBender27: I'll miss that because of dinner, though I will return!
CaptainSpam: Mmm, survey skillet scramble.
DoodlestheGreat: !break
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Lord_Hosk: I remember not being willing to go to my room for a week I slept on the couch in the living room with the radio and the lights on.
DoodlestheGreat: I'll just go cement my crown back in...
shushu2539: !advice
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MountainForestFox: Hello chat-folk
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk Oh dang that episode straight up traumatized you
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Inquisitor_Xian: Box? JACKED
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Oscelot: o/ @MountainForestFox
patrick_stonecrusher: l just got an ad for childrens life vests? LUL
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magical_writer: cheer50
Julian_Rogue: Hey chat remember Back in the box?
MrBrightside1: LRR has a drivethru link :O I didnt know that
DoodlestheGreat: No, but I remember Jack in the Box.
DoodlestheGreat: Whjich sounds like a natural harvest site.
TristalMTG: I remember Jack in the Donut, a real donut shop in Japan
shushu2539: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 25 pounds of quickly rotting fruit
GasCityGaming: quick! make different kinds of bread!
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Coal is
IbunWest: radrinCozy comfy sounds
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
NotCainNorAbel: aka Chat
Julian_Rogue: So Family Fued
kolintoney: Family Flubbed
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Some of the answers for these are so frustrating
Diabore: oh this game
rogerivany: @Julian_Rogue well done
Akaiatana: Family Fugue
Lobo_Apache: Sorry, it was me.
Lysander_salamander: ah yes, when you ask Jackbox fans to answer things, and they try to be funny
gualdhar: I left Trello running
SnackPak_: the ol self-goozle
HadesLeprechaun: I wouldn't even know where to start with this topic
IbunWest: Eh; this game has so many people who have answered that it balances out
SnackPak_: dang
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
TheWriterAleph: nice
DeM0nFiRe: i, bruh. Less known sequel to i, robot
NotCainNorAbel: i bruh tweet
iarethel0ser: I, bruh.
TheWriterAleph: i bruh. send tweet.
ButButTheJesus: i. bruh
Scarbble: bruh
Oscelot: i, bruh: a new play
DaxStrife: The "I, Robot" sequel. "i bruh"
TheWriterAleph: et tu, bruh?
WriterRaven: Apple presents, the new iBruh.
Eonrider: I, Brobot
Gekyouryuu: ratio?
TheWriterAleph: lol
LoneGoat: the great masses (derogatory)
A_Dub888: Nelly, YOU'RE great!
drewm1022: "The Great Masses," literal definition of oxy moron.
CaptainSpam: It was seeded by surveys sent out by Jackbox beforehand.
HadesLeprechaun: a
NimrodXIV: A
Drasvin: a
DeM0nFiRe: a
SnackPak_: a
AugmentingPath: a
Scarbble: a
IbunWest: merlekA
couchboyj: I'm on loan from the unwashed masses
ButButTheJesus: a.
starlitdiscord: a
A_Dub888: a
Diabore: BEEJ
kolintoney: a.
Gekyouryuu: I miss Gura
BusTed: a.
GhostValv: bloobyA
ArcOfTheConclave: based on what?
Oscelot: roflmao wow Cori
Gekyouryuu: luckily, evidence suggests a "new" fish girl may be on the scene soon. >.>
Diabore: i got no idea
platymage: sneeze
Zanzabar_: when was this list made?
WiJohn: naturals
SnackPak_: it feels good, Paul lrrBEEJ
EricTheOrange: @Gekyouryuu Belopa?
Angreed66: worrying about splitting is never a good strat in these types of games
IbunWest: @Zanzabar_ It is ever evolving
Zanzabar_: oh
rogerivany: You're changing the results by measuring them.
gualdhar: Least popular is "sorry"
drcthulu: murica
GhostValv: oof
ButButTheJesus: ew
DaxStrife: blorbo
EvilBadman: Answering right now is adding to the list or swapping it. Even the audience.
Gekyouryuu: @EricTheOrange auspicious, but no
Zanzabar_: dead is unpopular with tiktok generation
DiscordianTokkan: eh
raulghoulia: well reasoned
HorusFive: "Well reasoned"
A_Dub888: cringe?
HorusFive: @raulghoulia Shared brain cell
drcthulu: take responsibility
Juliamon: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
kolintoney: great work, Graham
BrowneePointz: Beej “Sorry but I x” is pretty popular
starlitdiscord: wow
NimrodXIV: Matt misunderstood the game
HorusFive: Gay? On my internet!
iarethel0ser: I'm 157!
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Lysander_salamander: full stop
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Sevinon: How does this game work? Just joined
lamina5432: dank?
Eonrider: Roflcopter?
drcthulu: balls
Diabore: what about anal?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Sevinon It is kind of like Family Fue
TheAwkes: Trying to guess the popularity of answers on the worst family feud survey ever.
gualdhar: the papanus is the powerhouse of the cell
A_Dub888: "woke"?
HadesLeprechaun: I have to imagine the words are curated to some degree, to remove slurs, and religious stuff might also not be allowed, just to be safe
drcthulu: sorry your vocabulary is too high for social media
wooljunkie: cringe?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What fucking social media is happy?
A_Dub888: @gualdhar I thought that was one of the races in Metaphor: ReFantazio
HorusFive: but but the jesus
SnackPak_: wow
underhill33: amazing choice
Julian_Rogue: ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
ButButTheJesus: @HorusFive :D
DeM0nFiRe: Oh man I forgot about lollerskates LUL
kolintoney: I bruh poop
Earthenone: does anyone have any Lmaonade?
HadesLeprechaun: mommy, sorry, mommy, sorry, mommy
Arclight_Dynamo: I dunno what Slay is, but fuck Twitter.
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
NimrodXIV: yass
Oscelot: well that's an easy choice
SK__Ren: yasss
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Just makes me think or RE7
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! Slay isn't a social network.
IbunWest: abatSKIBIDI
KaleidoscopeMind: twitter is the only thing we deadname
offbeatwitch: recency bias!!
Rhynerd: but what's number 500?
ArcOfTheConclave: #hashtag
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig no RE8 was beeg lady
Gekyouryuu: Rizz makes sense. Dimension 20 is very popular
DiscordianTokkan: Get bussed, poll-entry people
TheNerdWonder: I'm convinced there are enough people who refuse to call it X
Gekyouryuu: Kappa
drcthulu: show me the brainrot
tehfewl: no one guessing OMG is kinda wild
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Squares can be fun
BrowneePointz: Arkanoid Words
BrowneePointz: err breakout?
Earthenone: heres how aboama can still win
Dog_of_Myth: I wish
ContingentCat: Well you can, nobody will stop you
Angreed66: but like don't
spethycakes: Thanks! Obama
HorusFive: RIP Vermin Supreme
eshplode: If enough people write him in, he has to do it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Yes, but "I'm sorry Mommy/Daddy" was in RE7 as actual lines
Arclight_Dynamo: Sure can't - that spoils the ballot.
bubba0077: it varies by riding in the USA
Akaiatana: You can only write "Five Lights"
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig ooohh ok
Diabore: nah 7-1, archenemy this
kolintoney: LOCKED
IbunWest: 7-1 would be interesting
TheWriterAleph: yes we can
Lord_Hosk: In the US you can write people in, but they only count if the person is registered to be a write in candidate.
TheNerdWonder: oooh, that's a LOG scale!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maybe we can see what is on your phone
Gekyouryuu: Magic the Gathering
public_key_reveal_party: Don't stand on dinner, I don't think that's hygenic
blepharic: Adding to Lord_Hosk's comment, if you write in a joke candidate name, it makes more work for the poll workers. Be nice to the poll workers.
Oscelot: @Lord_Hosk we don't want another pope Teobaldo Visconti on our hands
SnackPak_: phew
circusofkirkus: selflove nice
SymphonySolstice: selflove at #69
Arclight_Dynamo: Selflove was 69? Nice
TheWriterAleph: good effort, give her a hand
eshplode: Nice
ContingentCat: lol nice
lamina5432: cry
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ian!
wooljunkie: poop
lamina5432: poop?
KaleidoscopeMind: axis is a log scale
bytecaster: sleep
Orxolon: have they tried sleep?
KaleidoscopeMind: so decently popular
spethycakes: clubbing
wooljunkie: streaming!
HadesLeprechaun: this is not a game I would be deliberating answers on, I'd be typing in answers rapid-fire, lol
Earthenone: pooping?
Orxolon: aaahhh it cannot be the most popular ¿?
ContingentCat: car theft lol
Arclight_Dynamo: Stargating
KaleidoscopeMind: murder?
Rhynerd: is the word crime on the list?
wooljunkie: golfing?
Heckhoundbolt: oh, its a permant penalty
DoodlestheGreat: gooning
rogerivany: Vampirism?
wooljunkie: swimming
lamina5432: napping?
lamina5432: yelling?
Earthenone: it depends on how heavily involved the furry comunity is in jackbox surveys
Oscelot: crime roflmao
wooljunkie: shaving
mercano82: drinking
gualdhar: pegging
ContingentCat: work?
KaleidoscopeMind: log scaled
DiscordianTokkan: log
spethycakes: Logarithm is a dancer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm out of ideas officially
ContingentCat: soooo close
Rhynerd: just off
WriterRaven: In the immortal words of Maxwell Smart, missed it by that much.
BrowneePointz: I really enjoy Bounce but it IS stressful
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Squares if my favorite
Rhynerd: I am now curious about the adversary version some folks brought up.
Rhynerd: of just putting everyone but 1 person on a bounce team.
EricTheOrange: I dislike the games with the time pressure like that and quixort
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
bubba0077: I think it would be a better viewing experience if it either switched questions every point, or the ball started a little faster each point
Oscelot: the scale is also "backwards" from what most people think
Earthenone: as someone who watches more DB fued than family feud, it checks out to me
Arclight_Dynamo: "Tainted Data Set" is my grunge cover band of Weezer.
DaxStrife: "Tainted data," the sequel to Tainted Love.
Julian_Rogue: Tainted data? Isn't that just Lore
LoneGoat: it's a bunch of dweebs trying to be funny, with varying degrees of success
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think so
CaptainSpam: Now remember, everyone, when it asks the audience if you want someone to win, it's asking if you want the game to treat that player as a face or a heel. Be creative!
HadesLeprechaun: some curation
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ContingentCat: lol
TStodden: That was something a bit more than Guesspionange... w/ chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right?
Oscelot: Very very sad sex
ContingentCat: right at midnight
GhostValv: just a lot of edgey answers
SnackPak_: thank you Matt
Julian_Rogue: business in the front party in the back
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Oscelot: @GhostValv *groan*
PharaohBender27: (returns from dinner)
A_Dub888: !card delayed blast
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Lysander_salamander: no
HorusFive: boooooooooo
ContingentCat: !ian
Arclight_Dynamo: NFTease
CaptainSpam: IAN NO.
Sethalidos: IAN!
BrowneePointz: ah yes the Cockblock Chain
Sudobyte: 'gasms in morning, sailors be horning
HorusFive: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't encourage him
Oscelot: That sounds like a chuck tingle book
drewm1022: Ian thinks he's funny, confirmed.
godofthunder4242: It's just lasting all night. They aren't finishing until it's become morning.
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Arclight_Dynamo: @HorusFive Encouraging Ian often leads to funny results. :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEJ
gualdhar: uh
asddsa28: noo
Gekyouryuu: Nuttin' at Night, Sailor's Delight, Climax at Morning, You can focus on work for the day
Dog_of_Myth: IAN
Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
gualdhar: ew
ContingentCat: IANM
PharaohBender27: I see I have returned at a *moment*
Oscelot: *groan* lol
drewm1022: Ian is funny, confirmed.
HorusFive: @Arclight_Dynamo As if Ian has ever needed encouragement.
DoodlestheGreat: YEAHHHHHH!!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It's an Ian and Beej jackbox, when it ever not a Jackbox
WriterRaven: Leftover Elbow Skin is the name of my new Men at Work cover band.
Arclight_Dynamo: Cookie, if he were a high school coach.
HadesLeprechaun: speaking of great songs in Jackbox games, this might be one of my favorite
Drasvin: Final Fantasy 1 Japan
Earthenone: its no meows, repeated
shushu2539: FFIJ
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun Really? More than original TKO?
GasCityGaming: are non bifocal lenses pan-focal?
Malkmaven1176: The music for this game is awesome
HadesLeprechaun: @Thefluffiestguineapig one of!
CaptainSpam: Add more cards to my Champ'd Up deck...
Julian_Rogue: @GasCityGaming No they're Monocles
drewm1022: A-focal.
Sudobyte: but do they have this hat?
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gnyrinn: Jackbox. Stop asking me to root for some but against other contestants!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Scritch the kraken.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn I always say I'm rooting for all of them
Oscelot: The ultimate millenial humor, the joke you don't even get yourself
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Gekyouryuu: @GasCityGaming pan-focal are similar to bifocals so most people have issue understanding the difference. distinctly different lenses are either hetero-focal, homo-focal, or a-focal
gualdhar: Jordynne has found the LRR-killer, the joke that makes people laugh to death
Heckhoundbolt: do you
thmanwithnoname: savage
Arclight_Dynamo: RUDE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Generosity has been triggered!!
PharaohBender27: @gnyrinn There apparently need to be heels and babyfaces
spethycakes: Benevolent to us in our Elder Years
Garfman314: OLD
ContingentCat: thankyou young girl
Larkonus: There was far ruder ways she could have said that.
TheAinMAP: katesOld
hackingducks is roflcopter years old
Lord_Hosk: "Star Trek the Next Generation... Leroy Jenkins... AM I RIGHT!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Remember those who get Jordynne's joke to take your back meds
Sudobyte: Graham-pa
Darleysam: putting on my lollerskates
DoodlestheGreat: I _do_ have stairs in my house.
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spethycakes: I remember the good old days, when Charlie bit my finger
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We used to have too walk 10 minutes, uphill both ways just to post a meme
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I flew a roflcopter in the flame wars.
Gekyouryuu: "how old are you?" "I am this many." ".....you didn't hold up your hands." "THAT'S HOW OLD I AM!"
mercano82: so I put on my heely’s, as was the style at the time…
Heckhoundbolt: right now
UtilityPunk: Back in my day, we had to make cheezborgars. Nobody let you haz them no1OLD
DoodlestheGreat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I just had my Geritol.
hackingducks: all your base are belong to us
PharaohBender27: @mercano82 lrrLUL
BrowneePointz: I showed a friend the original Smosh Pokemon Theme Song Video the other day cuz they’d never seen it
BrowneePointz: and their response was “it was a simpler time on the internet”
spethycakes: I'm typing with my wilted Salad Fingers
niccus: we've talked about how a joke's funniness is inversely proportional to how many people get it -- the most lethal joke mustn't be funny even to the teller
BrowneePointz: that’d be a pun
ContingentCat: does he though?
BrowneePointz: that not even the teller likes
HadesLeprechaun: I've noted that new players to the game tend to draw the opposite of what they see, when you kinda want to draw a more exaggerated version of the character you see
Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes If your Salad Fingers have wilted please see a doctor, he may require medical attention
Oscelot: "What's in the box?" "A trackball."
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope my vote for Ian's sign wins
HorusFive: "You studied the trackball, but I was Born into it"
spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think there's any coming back from it, alas
NotCainNorAbel: we have a stream for that
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePointz Was it really, though? Or was it a mess in *different* ways? katesHm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think Jacob is lying...
mercano82: could be worse. could be a laptop mouse nipple.
HadesLeprechaun: Jacob, you have lots of artistic skill! In writing!
gualdhar: Imagine meeting Kacob whole wearing his Jackbox t-shirt
NimrodXIV: stick figures are acceptable
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @mercano82 do those still exist.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ?
Oscelot: Fortunately lack of visual creative skill just makes it even funnier
Juliamon: they do
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Can I just prepay for the next ten years of therapy now?"
HorusFive: And in the privacy of your home- so only your friends will know
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
EvilBadman: A deck of cards for a game I never saw played :p
Oscelot: Ian XD
EmsLeigh: ooh my veiwer number says 666..
frank_the_great: 669, which is nice
Strebenherz: hey jacob, you're awesome aight?
Mr_Bitterness: I'm watching! Hello!
WiJohn: We're real judgy too
Lobo_Apache: We don't exist. We've never existed
BrowneePointz: @pharaohbender27 no, making stuff on the internet back then WAS simpler. have a dumb idea, put it on the internet
Oscelot: *wheeze*
gnyrinn: Dozens of people are watching you right now.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very good
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha\
Juliamon: Fuck em up Jean!
BrowneePointz: HOT TUB TIMELESS JEAN
hackingducks: timeless jean and the time machine sounds like a book title
DoodlestheGreat: Timeless Hjean and the Time Machine, coming to The Fabulous Forum!
AtrusOfMyst: H.G. *Swells*
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
TheWriterAleph: @BrowneePointz doogCLAPPING
BrowneePointz: I’m CRYING
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
mercano82: @thedepthandbreadthofseth looks like Lenovo still has the “pointing sticks”
asddsa28: yeah
Oscelot: Staple Pulley's art is really good XD
BrowneePointz: the accidental wordplay killed me
Heckhoundbolt: no Jordynne
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE SCHOOL????
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell did your class do Ian?
HorusFive: lrrFRUMP
ContingentCat: speaking of people love
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: One kid in my grade 5 class stapled his hand to the teachers desk. So...
A_Dub888: snoot goost
Lysander_salamander: what
Oscelot: It's a time honoured tradition chasing your friends around going "rawrawrawr!"
SnackPak_: dont make me choose
BusTed: awww
NimrodXIV: snoot ghost!
GhostValv: aww
Oscelot: What happened to Juniper?!
HorusFive: mattlrDogchamp
CaptainSpam: Snoot ghost!
mercano82: a dog person vs an actual dog
NorthstarTex: I'm voting for the sack of elbows :)
EmsLeigh: Nah I just got myself, staples make good hair clips
raulghoulia: matt has see through skin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Snoot Ghost an Italian Greyhound?
starlitdiscord: snoot ghost is amazing
BrowneePointz: juniper became a Pokemon
saucemaster5000: snoot ghost coast to coast!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who happens to live with Matt and is named Juniper?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What's the difference between snoot ghost and "the dogeman?"
Kentosaurus: wow
TheWriterAleph: LUL
SnackPak_: so good
Oscelot: DANG
Dog_of_Myth: wow
Juliamon: oh my god
Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMN
EricTheOrange: ah, for old people
epsilon_vee: boom roasted
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's savage
MalFnord: ow, my hi
swordfishspyke: hanging chad is champion of balatro
Larkonus: I know who would win of "Jokers that I use too often."
Arclight_Dynamo: Proving Jordynne's point, Ian...
EricTheOrange: thank you for the enrichment jordynne
hackingducks: LUL wow
NimrodXIV: oh come on
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
frank_the_great: Hanging Chad is such an untimely metaphor, that it was joked about being an untimely metaphor in How I Met Your Mother
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tell us
Garfman314: yeah, the bush/gore thing was 2000
NorthstarTex: its over
Lysander_salamander: slash fic slowburn enemies to lovers coffeeshop au
spethycakes: They came for Paul earlier; now it's Matt's turn
SymphonySolstice: lrrGOAT
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
Xavorin: Sheeple & The Goat sounds like a morning radio show duo.
TheAinMAP: lrrGOAT GoatEmotey
LoneGoat: hi
EmsLeigh: Because its your turn Matt, we already have had G's and Ian's rounds
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrGOAT
Oscelot: it's almost like you have a theme, Matt ;)
fastlane250: burgie
DaxStrife: Pink Burger Club
GhostValv: oh no
Lysander_salamander: oh no
starlitdiscord: what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's only one correct answer
Oscelot: Hurshal looks like they need a hug lol
teddywhosabear: this is deeply confusing
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What's an hurshal???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also how did we get Pink Burger out of Hurshal?
GhostValv: :(
thavleifrim: hurshall gives 17 minute updates in standups
LoneGoat: i'm tired of Hurshal's shit already
hackingducks: oh no
gualdhar: Hurshal is a man with brain damage who wanted to be a Senator
Oscelot: oh my GODS XD
hackingducks: OH NO
SnackPak_: cutie Judas
Thefluffiestguineapig: He just wants a nap
SymphonySolstice: LUL
TheWriterAleph: hoo boy
Dog_of_Myth: lrrNELSON
NimrodXIV: context needed
Lysander_salamander: nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
Gekyouryuu: @DaxStrife lord, what have you done. you got my order wrong. I asked for seedless buns.
BrowneePointz: that’s Judas Mascariot @loadingreadyrun
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Judas!
starlitdiscord: this is beautiful
teddywhosabear: there's two ways to read this, frankly
Oscelot: roflmao
NotCainNorAbel: Jesus took all of our sins
MrSarkhan: LUL
Lysander_salamander: There's so much of them on ao3
Darleysam: Jesus here, dressed as the Survivor Bias diagram of a plane
teddywhosabear: biblically, jesus IS the champion of sin, he's got it all
KaleidoscopeMind: uh
AtrusOfMyst: They fifth nail is to make sure the job is done
Thefluffiestguineapig: His personal Jesus is a crow
CaptainSpam: His own. Personal. Jesus.
ContingentCat: You can't prove he didn't
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Well, NGE...
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
hackingducks: well, it is five wounds... one of them was supposed to be a spear though.
NimrodXIV: lmao
Oscelot: Twinky o'drinky
SnackPak_: @Darleysam that's a very good joke
Oscelot: I can't even
Strebenherz: Not a drop to drink looking good
CaptainSpam: Welp.
Diabore: i hope we do jobjob tonight
Lysander_salamander: wow
BusTed: LUL
DaxStrife: And we killed Jacob.
GhostValv: wowie
Lysander_salamander: tricky
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
starlitdiscord: this kills the jacob
WriterRaven: This kills the Jacob... please don't die.
Oscelot: *wheeze*
Julian_Rogue: oh no they killed jacob
TotallyNotaBeholder: And they killed Jacob
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
bubba0077: they broke jacob
hackingducks: could go anyway. total coin flip here
KaleidoscopeMind: well jacob? which is it?
spawnofhastur: This kills the Jacob
HorusFive: Jacob. Ded. mattlrDed
Lobo_Apache: Booo Matt Boooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jacob has died
Strebenherz: Goddamn Beej xD
TheWriterAleph: i wanna know count o'drinky's story
teddywhosabear: aggressively seen
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Are these just his OC's?
Oscelot: *dies laughing*
NorthstarTex: We can't break jacob 2 CTS streams in a row...can we?
Heckhoundbolt: season 4 of not a drop to drink
Lysander_salamander: :D
Strebenherz: I think drinky twinky was beej?
TheWriterAleph: oh no a twerky twinky o'drinky???
BrowneePointz: he speaks Gay-ilge
gualdhar: Twinky is the one doing the inviting :D
WriterRaven: @Heckhoundbolt Not 4 Drop to O'Drinky
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The options for Hurshal's signs are interesting
Mai_Andra: Jacob may need to begin preparing now to run into a "Count Drinky O'Twinkie" tshirt in the wild...
Oscelot: being able to vote for "needs more incubation time" on jesus of nazareth XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: The sign options today are very good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I know!!!!!
BrowneePointz: I’m still dying at Judas Mascariot
Oscelot: @WriterRaven 8cackle*
Mister_BlueSky: True.
Oscelot: @BrowneePointz *chefkiss*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, sometimes Beej will hyper focus it at someone it at one other person
Drasvin: There's an undo, because this isn't drawful
EmsLeigh: Does TKO have an undo?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Drasvin I don't think there's an undo in drawful
Strebenherz: jacob's got a new oc for next not a drop season xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jacob are you going to take a nap after this?
Lysander_salamander: I should use this time to get hydration
jacqui_lantern234: I WANT SOME
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
Oscelot: Oooooo lembas
jacqui_lantern234: TRADE FOR A PAINTING
SnackPak_: jeez Ian
Drasvin: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's my point. Jackbox specifically refuses to put an undo in drawful
WriterRaven: Graham!
HorusFive: Communication is key folks
raulghoulia: exactly when they mean to
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TristalMTG: I prefer Sound System to Take Warning, but to each their own
PharaohBender27: 4:00 AM? D:
UtilityPunk: "When do you come?" "In the morning"
EmsLeigh: Unless you are picking them up from the airport you do not need to know then they come
TheAwkes: There's good shawarma in RIchmond near the airport.
SnackPak_: @TristalMTG I'm a big fan of Caution
HorusFive: I feel threatened by both
Bladinus: nya!
TheAinMAP: PrideCute PrideFloat
Getter404: Question, is Slinkypuss related in any way to Nannerpus?
spethycakes: OH YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mistakes were made
Oscelot: roflmao
NimrodXIV: whose birthday
swordfishspyke: HE IS RISEN
Dog_of_Myth: water to wine folks
rasterscan: Jesus almost made the comeback
spethycakes: Don't worry; he'll rise again
TheAinMAP: According to kids, he can turn water into "mom juice."
Oscelot: @rasterscan a third time was a bit too much
Arclight_Dynamo: Lord Rex is a metaphor!
HorusFive: My leige!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both very strong, and the same thing
hackingducks: tyrant lizard vs king kong
A_Dub888: Is asshole country where those guys from Spaceballs were from?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Diabore: matt catching a stray
CaptainSpam: Notorious jaywalking criminal, Matt G!
Ignatiuspants: Timeless Jean forever!
EmsLeigh: Is Jaywalking a crime in Canada?
LoneGoat: is there a Mr Timeless Jean?
Oscelot: oh my gods
TheWriterAleph: LUL
hackingducks: LUL wowwww
SymphonySolstice: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
NimrodXIV: nice
SnackPak_: wooooow
fastlane250: LUL
Gekyouryuu: amazing
hackingducks: hardly fair
Oscelot: WOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha\
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mister_BlueSky: Well...
teddywhosabear: outstanding
GhostValv: kinda unfair tbh
public_key_reveal_party: Impossible choice
HorusFive: Behold! A Man!
teddywhosabear: that's a wild called shot
jacqui_lantern234: DIOGENES NUTZ
paulthemapguy: Plato can die ahh janeez nuts
Getter404: Behold! A Snoot!
A_Dub888: SNOOT GHOOST
Toaster_Strooder: Diogenes’ Chicken vs Plato’s Cave. Who wins
TristalMTG: "It's too close to call!" calls it anyway
DoodlestheGreat: The cheese stands alone!
Oscelot: @jacqui_lantern234 Congrats on the sentence almost nobody has ever said before rofl
TheWriterAleph: HAHAHAHAA
HorusFive: lrrPAUL
Lysander_salamander: references
NimrodXIV: good reference
Lysander_salamander: wow
Oscelot: *I'm almost sure nobody has
Lysander_salamander: deep cuts
starlitdiscord: wow
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: WOW
Earthenone: champion of late night tv
Oscelot: the deep cuts lol
Juliamon: Whichever wins, we know which won
Rhynerd: the deepest cuts
Ignatiuspants: magnificent!
Drasvin: To be fair. Plato was an actual competition wrestler
Sarah_Serinde: Fond memories of Things on my Head
Juliamon: OH NO
Lysander_salamander: wow perfect
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MomoNo9: Ohhh!
Oscelot: roflmao XD
Toaster_Strooder: Nunchuck Jousting would create so many incidents
paulthemapguy: vote for either one! Who cares? You're fired either way!
Lord_Hosk: One of them was on Leno, one of them has more subscribers on Youtube than LRR...
Toaster_Strooder: for the better and the worse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toaster_Strooder Depends on what the argument is, I once used Diogenes' Chicken in a D&D game and people assumed I must have mispoken and not said "dire chicken" by mistake or something
Lysander_salamander: wow
Getter404: Do Matts naturally occur in caves?
Kentosaurus: bat = cave
Oscelot: roflmao
dippedfeathers: bat looks like the parasite from spooky's jumpscare mansion
drcthulu: covered in cheeto dust
paulthemapguy: um, they're called cage matches, and
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is just entirely targeted at Matt
shushu2539: love the horse tshirt
Rhynerd: tour guide bat's gonna have to fight plato
Toaster_Strooder: @thefluffiestguineapig - …Dire Chicken??
WriterRaven: Cave rave?
rasterscan: Why did matt get switched out? D:
paulthemapguy: caves on raves on caves!
starlitdiscord: cave rave!!!
TristalMTG: I would've voted for Matt for raves
hackingducks: @WriterRaven it's like the matrix sequel
Ignatiuspants: you can always count on Reliable Machines
dippedfeathers: crave!
Lysander_salamander: splitting the room
Toaster_Strooder: Reliable machines are good for playing music
Oscelot: It's electronic music ;)
starlitdiscord: oh no
paulthemapguy: why is the machine called dommy
Arclight_Dynamo: Florence + The Reliable Machines
Lysander_salamander: wow
saintguard: No contest!
Rhynerd: We all agreed the machine belongs in a museum?
Oscelot: Amazing XD
EricTheOrange: HERshel
teddywhosabear: oh HERshel lol
Getter404: The first Hershel was at least novel, the second one is derivative and therefore terrible
TheWriterAleph: hershel's going through an arc tonight
felrender: it do be like that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toaster_Strooder It's a real thing, you can modify any mob with certain curses
Getter404: NL stan spotted
Lysander_salamander: woww
hackingducks: hahaha even the art similarity
Oscelot: excellent mimicry of the face Jordynne
Toaster_Strooder: @thefluffiestguineapig - That’s beautiful. I’ll have to make adore Chicken a thing in the next tabletop RPG I’m part of
ProcyonFlynn: The Giggler lrrBartleby
TheWriterAleph: "hey what's up GAMERS"
spawnofhastur: you know who i miss? Steely Dan
Thefluffiestguineapig: The giggler is unsettling, Chad Fucknuts isn't allowed in certain counties
Lysander_salamander: They look like Mr Blobby's nephews
teddywhosabear: if either of them approach me with a video camera I am playing disney music as loud as possible
paulthemapguy: Can I propose Nad Chad
Toaster_Strooder: *Dire chicken
Toaster_Strooder: O’Drinky’s too busy making sales to come in to work!
TristalMTG: I like how we're in the Phyrexian Arena for all this
Lysander_salamander: boop
Getter404: A third Hirchel?
swordfishspyke: I now stan hurshel
shushu2539: beans always smells nice
HadesLeprechaun: dem BEANS
IbunWest: merlekPaw
Lysander_salamander: well
Gekyouryuu: was Hurshel a thing before this game and I missed it?
paulthemapguy: smells great and tastes bad lol?
Toaster_Strooder: ceruliBeans
Rhynerd: no
Getter404: Hyrshals notoriously taste like Cilantro
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Toaster_Strooder: Is Hurschel just a mint!
paulthemapguy: Hershel. Deliciously fresh, curiously strong
Ignatiuspants: Hurschel can't win
IbunWest: radrinClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toaster_Strooder You can also have Dire rats, or a dire villager
WriterRaven: Baxter <3
Lysander_salamander: nice
Mr_Bitterness: doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, can testify, cat feet do not smell great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
spethycakes: marshm3Clap
TheWriterAleph: why to go HERshel
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
Oscelot: She's real good at Jackbox lol
spethycakes: Now he is
A_Dub888: yet
Dog_of_Myth: It is NOW
swordfishspyke: he should be
Toaster_Strooder: I want them to be
TristalMTG: OC don't steal
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yet
teddywhosabear: one more round would make for more hurshels >.>
Lysander_salamander: :D
Getter404: OR HAVE WE???
swordfishspyke: deep hurshel lore
paulthemapguy: This stream is the birth of hershel.
coachNelly: this is Hurshul's first appearance
GhostValv: but now I want more :(
TheWriterAleph: bring HERshel in for the next Rumble
Kentosaurus: justice for hershel
HorusFive: The deep Hershel lore. All tonight
saucemaster5000: where's the LORE jacob?????
Toaster_Strooder: We need more Hurshel!
MerrimanLyon: That just means we're in on the ground floor for Hershel
kolintoney: I'm ready for the Hershel Extended Universe
spethycakes: Diogenes
DaxStrife: Hurshul is non-digestible, do not ingest.
Zu_o: Timeless Jean
UtilityPunk: Recurring character's first appearance as a gag
splatty1: I want to belive in the hurshel expanded universe
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snoot Ghost
Toaster_Strooder: Let Hershel have more things!
DoodlestheGreat: Don't try to tell US when it's complete. QUICK! To the fanfics!
LoneGoat: the other 4 hurschels
KaleidoscopeMind: matt
Rhynerd: Hurshal, Hershal, HERshal, Hershal again.
Diabore: job job!
niccus: very reminiscent of :smith:
Oscelot: Meds reminder, chat
WriterRaven: jorb jorb! =D
HadesLeprechaun: Matt, twice, surprisingly
paulthemapguy: chubdub
DaxStrife: BOJ BOJ
shushu2539: !break
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we have Juniper in some Crapshots as Snoot Ghost?
Drasvin: Will Hurshal get the job?
EricTheOrange: M.Bubbles my beloved
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CaptainSpam: Aaaand cards ordered. lrrLUL
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Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Hurshal! They have given 1730 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Nice number of subs
Lysander_salamander: so if you were to write a Judas/Jesus fic, which one would you say is the top and bottom initially?
Thefluffiestguineapig: momentarily nice number of subs
Toaster_Strooder: @lysander_salamander - Jesus is the top
Toaster_Strooder: the whole way through
Lord_Hosk: If Hershal memorabilia don't show up on mail time im going to be disappointed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I think it depends on what type of fic, if it's a poly thing then Jesus obviously is a switch, so he's probably a bottom only for Judas which is why is betrayal stung so bad or something
Lysander_salamander: interesting
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone else expects him to be in charge all the time
philavoie: What's the horror game in Jackbox? like a quizz?
Mister_BlueSky: UFO 50? coxPog
Thefluffiestguineapig: @philavoie Correct, Trivia Murder Party
NotCainNorAbel gifted a Tier 1 sub to Hershal! They have given 117 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Hershal! (Today's storm count: 71)
MalFnord: These are the sorts of things the Council of Nicaea had to deal with, fwiw
Toaster_Strooder: @philavoie - Trivia Murder Party. It’s a trivia game with the framing of being trapped in a murderer’s basement.
philavoie: Thanks pig!
Xavorin: Or in a hotel
Lord_Hosk: Thanks NotCainNorAbel, I think Hershal needed that after everything he has been through
saucemaster5000: every friend group needs a hershal
Toaster_Strooder: Who’s the Hershel in YOUR friend group?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Murder Party 3 is coming later this year.
WriterRaven: @Toaster_Strooder Probably me.
philavoie: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters noice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters I hope they add more opportunities for the items they added in two, the one time Wheeler won in the wig was super neat
Lord_Hosk: @Toaster_Strooder If you look around the room and can't Identify who the hershel is... try looking in the mirror.
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrCooltunes
Xavorin: Stand alone title from Party Pack 11, if I recall.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes, standalone. I'm curious if that will mean even more content than usual.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Xavorin Really? Is that the first standalone apart from Drawful?
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also let's not forget the #Daddyhat saga
Toaster_Strooder: @lord_hosk - Hershel is a reverse vampire in my friend group, noted! michim3Draws
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 OH RIGHT
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Thefluffiestguineapig Would you count You Don't Know Jack which predates Jackbox? (and where it gets its name)
Xavorin: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pretty sure FIbbage for a standalone or two.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the glasses that made it so Beej couldn't read any of the questions, just the answere
PharaohBender27: Ah geez I wanted to hear more of whatever track that was
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Job Job?
DoodlestheGreat: Aw yis!
felrender: yob yob my beloved!
kolintoney: Jawb
Oscelot: They're so good
Dog_of_Myth: Poster time
Akaiatana: So many people are thirsty for that water cooler
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Motivational Posters!
LoadingReadyRun: Code is DSAK
Oscelot: ty Paul
Diabore: has jacob job job'd before?
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm not sure if this hiring process makes more or less sense than the one my employer uses...
NotCainNorAbel: best chat game game
CaptainSpam: Time for POSTER CHOICES!
PharaohBender27: @Diabore I don't think so?
fastlane250: for whatever reason twitch doesn't want to load on my PC anymore
TStodden: Dez SAK
paulthemapguy: I love the tacky Windows 95 WordArt
jacqui_lantern234: oh sweet! i LOVE Job Job's Bizarre Adventure!!! :P
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm pretty sure it is Nelly's first time with Job Job. Don't know about Jacob
foopoiuyt: That's about right for management.
CaptainSpam: Butterfly Trend
NotCainNorAbel: coffee trend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul reading the posters and the chat
Arclight_Dynamo: Coffee trend
WriterRaven: coffee latest
iarethel0ser: Coffee technology
Thefluffiestguineapig: Butterfly is
Getter404: Butterfly Tech
PharaohBender27: Coffee technology
TStodden: Coffee Trend
saucemaster5000: coffee tech
Dog_of_Myth: Coffee tech
swordfishspyke: coffee trend
Darth_Litigious: coffee trend
head_cannon: coffee technology
DoodlestheGreat: Butterfly trend
Angreed66: Posters are why this is the best jackbox game
Oscelot: coffee trend is too real lol
Diabore: coffee trend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trend and tech were both too read for me
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Angreed66 If only you could buy them
Oscelot: trueee
paulthemapguy: water cooler barf. it's what plants grave
paulthemapguy: crave*
Gekyouryuu: Mx Bubbles is non-binary, surely they should use more inclusive language. it's 2025, what about Womanagement? or Personagement?
saucemaster5000: art nightmares
Arclight_Dynamo: kayak nightmares
spethycakes: paint us
DeM0nFiRe: kayak, us
CaptainSpam: Kayak Us
WriterRaven: canoe us
Getter404: kayak nightmares
iarethel0ser: Kayak never
swordfishspyke: kayak nightmares
NotCainNorAbel: kayak never
DoodlestheGreat: paint quiet
shushu2539: paint nightmares
Angreed66: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters The world doesn't need more faff
TStodden: Kayak Never!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Painting Nightmares
Oscelot: kayak never
Dog_of_Myth: kayak nightmares
puzzgeek: kayak nightmares
Darth_Litigious: kayak us
StageMgrRob: paint us
LordZarano: Delta Sierra Avtomat Kalashnikova
Oscelot: lol okay, us is good and I'm sad I didn't pick it
Gekyouryuu: Kayak Nightmares sounds like a tell-all about bad travel angency bookings
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kayak perfectly
Gekyouryuu: agency*
TristalMTG: Karakas? What is this, North 100?
L0rdX33n: glowing 12
Oscelot: an engram ;)
Toaster_Strooder: Lil Dodecahedron guy…
Gekyouryuu: that's from the Push the Button game, iirc?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is from the space AMong Us game
Toaster_Strooder: Wanna be friends with them
CaptainSpam: Dottie, from Push The Button.
HadesLeprechaun: it's that spaceship amongus game
DaxStrife: An Exotic Engram commuting to work.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Push The Button, that is it
EvilBadman: Yeah that's DODI
WriterRaven: That was the AI from Push The Button, basically Jackbox Amogus.
Greendrag13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Greendrag13: Howldy! I see LRR is back on the soggy HR
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jacqui_lantern234: LMAO JORDYNNE YES escher3PUN
CaptainSpam: Dilly o' Drien!
Heckhoundbolt: its from push the button, which came out the same time as Amongus (2018)
paulthemapguy: Don't Stop Acting Kinky
Lysander_salamander: surprisingly, there are only 10 stories on Ao3 with M. Bubbles
Oscelot: o/ @Greendrag13
Greendrag13: @Oscelot hozzerLove booferWag
Arclight_Dynamo: The water cooler fuckability index
Oscelot: Dawww @Greendrag13
Banather: @Lysander_salamander hey, that's more than raid shadow legends, so a win
Ignatiuspants: that water cooler makes me wet
Mai_Andra: Yes, the internet is very thirsty for the water jugs.
paulthemapguy: Anthropomorphic Office Equipment Lore
Oscelot: Mx. Bubbles is distressingly attractive for a number of people hehehe
Getter404: We cannot say what Wheeler called them without receiving an instant ban
Akaiatana: Hey, it's text LLMs!
PharaohBender27: @Oscelot Including one Ian Horner
Arclight_Dynamo: Horse nap
notthepenguins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
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swordfishspyke: horse nap
DeM0nFiRe: horse nap
Getter404: Horse Dry
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Horse Shower
dippedfeathers: horse nap
WriterRaven: curtains nap
CaptainSpam: Horse shower
NotCainNorAbel: horse nap
Diabore: horse shower
MrPhlip: horse nap
Oscelot: Sunrise dry
puzzgeek: horse shower
DoodlestheGreat: horse shower
SymphonySolstice: horse shower
TStodden: Window Shower
shushu2539: horse nap
iarethel0ser: Horse shower
atallertallhobbit: horse nap
PharaohBender27: Horse nap
saucemaster5000: horse shower
Darth_Litigious: horse nap
Dog_of_Myth: horse shower
Lysander_salamander: honse
MrPhlip: have you heard the latest release from Horse Nap? it's real good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Horse nap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having seen a horse nap in real life, it can be surprisingly adorable
Lord_Hosk: everyone's camera's froze
Arclight_Dynamo: @MrPhlip That's one-a them Kathleen bands, huh?
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk Not on my end
SymphonySolstice: cat coffee
shushu2539: cat coffee
CaptainSpam: Cat coffee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitten coasters
KaleidoscopeMind: cat coffee
DeM0nFiRe: cat table
Oscelot: heli, any
Getter404: cat table
spethycakes: copter coffee
Dog_of_Myth: cat coffee
WriterRaven: Kitten coffee
swordfishspyke: helicopter table
Rhynerd: helicopter coffee
saucemaster5000: cat table
NotCainNorAbel: cat coffee
TStodden: Kitty Coffee
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat coffee
dippedfeathers: cat coffee
iarethel0ser: Helicopter coffee
Darth_Litigious: helicopter coffee
DoodlestheGreat: kitten coffee
PharaohBender27: Helicopter coffee
public_key_reveal_party: Cat coasters
puzzgeek: Helicopter table
MrPhlip: Kitten successful
LordZarano: Cat key
hackingducks: copper coffee
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What did I just watch?
WriterRaven: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters M. Bubbles having a stroke?
dippedfeathers: :(
Gekyouryuu: Baby need smoko
fastlane250 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
fastlane250: helicopter coasters
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hackingducks: chopper, even. silly twitch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct, kittens are already on crack
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @WriterRaven I was thinking M. Bubbles doing something else
SymphonySolstice: baby need smoko
WriterRaven: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Only in the morning. =P
Toaster_Strooder: “Get on the Discord, kitten. Daddy needs emotional support”
Thefluffiestguineapig: I work in vet med and puppy and kitten visits are challenging because they are endless energy
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
swordfishspyke: GRAHAM
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Gods yes.
SymphonySolstice: graham,
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
Greendrag13: booferBIGOLEYES hozzerPawL hozzerPawR booferAAAA dog girl shout out
Thefluffiestguineapig: GRAHAM NO
paulthemapguy: the "high point" bit was taken perhaps a bit too literally
Oscelot: I too love making doohickeys
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Getter404: The Doohickeys were robbed!
WriterRaven: Split the room! =D
Aloe_Marowak: FUWAMOCO??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Same!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beaber??
SymphonySolstice: beaber
Aloe_Marowak: Bau bau
Oscelot: rofl I can see which one is Jordynne's
Getter404: I see Juniper, I push button
dippedfeathers: , I pleasant
DiscordianTokkan: I Pleasant
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same
Lysander_salamander: I sort of want a spinoff series with that amalgamation of characters having their own adventures
ContingentCat: I pleasent
MrPhlip: it's if Bieber was a Beatle
Mathonwy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months, currently on a 84 month streak!
Mathonwy: Yay!
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paulthemapguy: How are you today Jordynne? You pleasant?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
felrender: is this a juniper-based protection racket?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
notthepenguins: Well.....
Oscelot: ssssssssssssss
Foxmar320: Yes
NorthstarTex: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
Strebenherz: Butts
swordfishspyke: works for me!
mercano82: the film?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
public_key_reveal_party: That is amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: I couldn't click fast enough
Getter404: Are we *sure* the wobbley assssssssss isn't attached to a Quato?
saucemaster5000: jesus
spethycakes: amazing
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
NimrodXIV: metal
paulthemapguy: lmaooooo
jae_dorian: poetry
SymphonySolstice: poetry
Lysander_salamander: some wild poetry
Oscelot: *snaps*
AniLunchbox: Total Recall has some nice wobbly ****** programs to pick from ;)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I've been accused of having "resting serial killer face" due to my autistic lack of emoting
Strebenherz: Gobliiiiiiiin
Dog_of_Myth: Found the Red player
NimrodXIV: excited or panic
CaptainSpam: DOG LUMBER
Oscelot: goblin killed me
Getter404: Stev Stev Stev Stev Stev
RonaldMcDownload: repetition is funny?
Thefluffiestguineapig: #teamchaos
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
paulthemapguy: Repetition helps kids learn
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
spethycakes: why not both?
Oscelot: *snerk*
Mr_Bitterness: I figured 7 goblins
Toaster_Strooder: Local intern really wants to meet goblins at work
Jhoiraful_Chaos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
ContingentCat: Yes
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iarethel0ser: Nice
shushu2539: counted six
public_key_reveal_party: 1-7 goblins plz
DeM0nFiRe: True though
Foxmar320: Wow that second one is too real
Oscelot: rofl that second one
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, the second one is correct
SymphonySolstice: you've issues
Diabore: its the fuck that sells it
public_key_reveal_party: "I need therapy now after this"
paulthemapguy: I usually go for irony but the realness gets me on this one
Scarbble: oh no, what if i've issues
HadesLeprechaun: it's important to recognize it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I just prepay for all the therapy now?
Orxolon: too real
calculated_uncertainties: Funny job job story. Last d&d game I pulled an Oracle character out and my note for the voice is the half time reminder from this game
Mai_Andra: hype to see "Hershel" spelled differently every single time.
paulthemapguy: I am google?
Oscelot: @calculated_uncertainties Nice X3
Foxmar320: I am google, fear me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did you crush up your breadsticks?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that story?
mercano82: working as Google’s Italian server?
paulthemapguy: Breadcrumb makers are people too
spethycakes: only once, though
dippedfeathers: all fluids!
Getter404: ALL fluids
Strebenherz: Beej no
Mr_Bitterness: ALL fluids?
Scarbble: ALL fluids
Mai_Andra: I once crushed up ramen...
Foxmar320: ALL FLUIDS
CaptainSpam: Performance into love? Or performance is greater than love?
paulthemapguy: All gender is fluid? is that the intent?
HadesLeprechaun: it would be all fluids for a water cooler
Lysander_salamander: I was a prep cook as my first job, and I had to put so many decorative toothpicks through olives.
Gekyouryuu: Strut, Barry! Strut!
Oscelot: Nelly is doing real good for his first time playing this ;)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra To put as the crunchy topping on some other ramen as a treat since I had extra ramen that month
Diabore: a tie???
Dog_of_Myth: Tied
Oscelot: WOW that is close
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a close game!!!
Oscelot: Chair swimming
SymphonySolstice: tightrope stuff
WriterRaven: Chair stuff
NotCainNorAbel: chair stuff
dippedfeathers: tightrope fish
Earthenone: reverse flash
Gekyouryuu: Reverse Flash
iarethel0ser: Chair stuff
CaptainSpam: Joust swimming
saucemaster5000: chair swimming
DeM0nFiRe: tightrope stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chair joust darkness
Diabore: chair stuff
swordfishspyke: chair stuff
Dog_of_Myth: tightrope but
puzzgeek: chair under
raulghoulia: or Profressor Zoom
Darth_Litigious: chair stuff
spethycakes: chair ,
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Chair Stuff
Kipstar: the flush
TStodden: Tightrope DARK
Earthenone: Hsalf would have been a better name
PharaohBender27: Slywalker swimming
Mathonwy: highwire swimming
head_cannon: tightrope fish
Rhynerd: highwire sea
DaxStrife: Hsalf?
mercano82: Antiflash is the white paint they put on nuclear bombers.
lamina5432: chair swim
public_key_reveal_party: Is a reverse flash just momentarily sucking all the light out of a room?
Gekyouryuu: this chair, this chair, this chair, this chair, this chair
darkcyril: But is Reverse Flash better or worse than Eobard Thawne?
Oscelot: toast cream
swordfishspyke: toast cheese
HadesLeprechaun: @DaxStrife flash, reversed
saucemaster5000: toast mama
SymphonySolstice: toast mama
dippedfeathers: toaster dried
Dog_of_Myth: toast cheese
DeM0nFiRe: toast cream
Diabore: cheese mama
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sand onion
TStodden: Desert Dried
NotCainNorAbel: toast onion
CaptainSpam: toast cream
WriterRaven: Toast cheese
Arclight_Dynamo: toast mama
iarethel0ser: Desert mama
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Toast !
shushu2539: desert cheese
PharaohBender27: Desert dried
spethycakes: toaster mama
KaleidoscopeMind: toast onion
Diabore: toaster mama
NimrodXIV: toast mama
lamina5432: sand mama
Mathonwy: toast mama
GhostValv: toast cream
Darth_Litigious: toast cream
Thefluffiestguineapig: What the fuck is that picture
DoodlestheGreat: toast cheese
Heckhoundbolt: desert dried
kusinohki: I think reverse flash should have to run backwards
LordZarano: desert cream
TheNerdWonder: toast mama
Rhynerd: toast cream
dippedfeathers: Piss
swordfishspyke: true
Oscelot: Hi G XD
Foxmar320: We are normally useless
WriterRaven: We try to be, Graham. =3
kolintoney: I heard that Graham
Arclight_Dynamo: Just during this, H?
Arclight_Dynamo: *G
TheAinMAP: As opposed to other times?
DeM0nFiRe: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
fastlane250: toast as verb
darkcyril: This implies that we're worthwhile at other times, G.
Oscelot: OH NO
GhostValv: haha
Dog_of_Myth: chat....
Gekyouryuu: "It was me, barry!"
Lysander_salamander: oh no
PharaohBender27: We're just reporting our votes for those motivational posters
Lord_Hosk: Graham thinks we are sometimes useful!
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
Rhynerd: chat, it's time to !sir ourselves
RonaldMcDownload: let's get lightly browned with mama
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
SymphonySolstice: LUL
SnackPak_: wtf
flatluigi: incredible
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
Oscelot: Yeeea @Rhynerd roflmao
Lysander_salamander: delightful
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
Strebenherz: Amazing
public_key_reveal_party: I know that video jordynne it's very good
notthepenguins: Amazing
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah the Reverse Flash is just that petty
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
HorusFive: Look- I'm just here for Twinky O'Drinky
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HorusFive! (Today's storm count: 82)
paulthemapguy: like a thumbprint activator for a computer
SymphonySolstice: turtle content
Arclight_Dynamo: Turtle content
HadesLeprechaun: Mama, like from Dredd!
WriterRaven: Turtle content
philavoie: Turtle Script
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pencils content
DeM0nFiRe: turtle content
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Turtle content
CaptainSpam: Pencils content
swordfishspyke: turtle content
NotCainNorAbel: turtal content
Oscelot: turtle content
Getter404: turtle content
dippedfeathers: turtle content
shushu2539: turtle script
Dog_of_Myth: turtle content
Diabore: pencils collaborated
public_key_reveal_party: Turtle collaborated
SkylerRingtail: Pencil content
Lysander_salamander: where did the "x with mama" start?
Darth_Litigious: turtle content
DoodlestheGreat: turtle content
NimrodXIV: turtle content
iarethel0ser: Turtle but
TStodden: Turtle Mine
Angreed66: turtle content
Mathonwy: pencils content
puzzgeek: pencil content
head_cannon: turtle content
PharaohBender27: Turtle content
GhostValv: turtle content
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: LRR needs more turtle content
Heckhoundbolt: pencil script
Arclight_Dynamo: I like that we're all so in sync, Chat.
paulthemapguy: Eggs benedict
Twilight_Spark: Turtle combat
Rhynerd: pencil content
ContingentCat: Turtle content
dippedfeathers: (Cool words unrelated to the poster here)
kolintoney: toast mama
NorthstarTex: pencil content
Drasvin: Chat demands content
Gekyouryuu: @Lysander_salamander I don't know, but I saw a GREAT one in the Evangelion episode title font that said "Let's kill angels with mama!"
Oscelot: we demand turtle content even lol
Twilight_Spark: Rainbow icecream
DeM0nFiRe: *smashes fist on desk* bring me more turtle content!
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu That sounds like a cooking mama thing
shushu2539: paper witches
Arclight_Dynamo: Man investment
WriterRaven: Forest witches
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tree witch,
Twilight_Spark: Flat strawberry
iarethel0ser: Trees witches
TStodden: Forest Warts
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Forest Witches
NotCainNorAbel: forest witches
spethycakes: paper portfolios
SkylerRingtail: Man witches
SymphonySolstice: man portfolio
Dog_of_Myth: tree witches
Mathonwy: guy witches
Darth_Litigious: woods witches
saucemaster5000: paper portfolios
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not the kind of witch I am, but a good kind of witch
puzzgeek: Paper witches
CaptainSpam: Man They
DoodlestheGreat: paperwork fish
Oscelot: tree witches
NorthstarTex: paper witches
atallertallhobbit: man warts
Rhynerd: I did man witches but forest witches seems better
swordfishspyke: tree portfolios
HadesLeprechaun: man portfolios
DeM0nFiRe: guy warts
Heckhoundbolt: man witches
dippedfeathers: never settle fot low quality witches
Getter404: Tree Witches
bubba0077: man witches
SnowBunSarah: @dem0nfire Best I can do is pictures of Spiderman
GhostValv: tree witches
hackingducks: forest witches obviously
paulthemapguy: We desperately need information as opposed to just content
Twilight_Spark: Halfling irons
Orxolon: Bond,James Bond
Gekyouryuu: my Man Witch!
Oscelot: I want sloppy goes now
NimrodXIV: some of chat are just hungry
Mai_Andra: ♫ I wanna Manwich meal! ♪
Oscelot: I have fear Jacob
dippedfeathers: now I'm hungry
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
Gekyouryuu: Some Sort of Sidewalk Slamwitch
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
kolintoney: S'manwich
Rhynerd: THAT'S WHAT NATURAL HARVEST IS?
flatluigi: that's pronounced differently
paulthemapguy: I want to put my manwich in your cookiepuss
Oscelot: Salmanwich is a hell of a name
DoodlestheGreat: The manwich with manchowder
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wait, what?
NimrodXIV: oh my
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd DO NOT GOOGLE THAT save yourself
spethycakes: @Rhynerd oh rhynerd, you sweet sweet summer child
SymphonySolstice: sorry to all who found out just now
dm818: What went wrong?
ContingentCat: sandwich is what you call eating out Samantha
kolintoney: Salmonellawich
Kentosaurus: PLEASE
Oscelot: left is just my life
OtherEdgeworth: Yes Beej, it's one slice of bread between two fillet os of salmon
dippedfeathers: PLEASE it's all I ask
Atarra: god that first one is a mood
SymphonySolstice: [weird body audio]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Left is very real
paulthemapguy: so like a fart?
spethycakes: body audi audio
Rhynerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think over the course of this stream I have learned enough through context clues over this stream now
CaptainSpam: sergeSqueak
Gekyouryuu: "I am a sex magnet. no one can resist this body yoddy audio"
Rhynerd: actually, more than enough.
MalFnord: Weird Body Audio is my noisecore band
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd If you need more Alex has brought it up on other Jackbox streams
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kentosaurus: sophie's choice here
DeM0nFiRe: Both too good
Atarra: are you all okay
swordfishspyke: sup that tree
Oscelot: "sup upon its hard wood" roflmao
Lysander_salamander: wow
HadesLeprechaun: the correct answer is Leave it up
dippedfeathers: you can call me down. Daddy down
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are the same choice phrased two ways
public_key_reveal_party: All office workers know is hard wood and lie
paulthemapguy: down daddy down, your tree is down
burleyboar: Give me your sap daddy
dippedfeathers: chat mentioned
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe, holy shit
consolecowboy88: hula hoop?
spethycakes: spank the chat
Oscelot: dear gods lol
paulthemapguy: Chompsky lmao. If he wrote cookbooks
Atarra: am i having stronk
paulthemapguy: fuck it we hoop
Earthenone: whenever you dunk on jesus, make sure to T pose on him
NotCainNorAbel: JACOB!
Getter404: orb
Lysander_salamander: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: The second one is accurate
Lysander_salamander: I love it
Lysander_salamander: dream journal
public_key_reveal_party: I have no grandfather and I must scream?
dippedfeathers: I think we're all processing a lot rn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party Same
fastlane250: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
shushu2539: company's mascot yells at cloud
paulthemapguy: Why donate your body to science when you can donate it to sports
AzaleaCloud: Temba, his arms wide
Oscelot: accurate @dippedfeathers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shushu2539 This got me
spethycakes: they're both mascots in Japan already
consolecowboy88: I’m hearing “pretty ball” like “a sexy hat??”
Dog_of_Myth: yes
SymphonySolstice: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
consolecowboy88: hah
NorthstarTex: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oscelot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Foxmar320: I can relate
CaptainSpam: AAAAAAAAA
public_key_reveal_party: both of these are amazing
atallertallhobbit: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Arclight_Dynamo: I work for the government. There is never coffee. That would be an unjustified taxpayer expense.
HadesLeprechaun: i reeeaaaally hope it's a's from different players
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are both so good
Drasvin: madame13SKREE
Lysander_salamander: just isekai
AzaleaCloud: Did Serge write the second one?
Oscelot: @Arclight_Dynamo condolences x.x
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just go through the wardrobe
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
consolecowboy88: in narnia you can get Turkish delight coffee
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
dippedfeathers: I NEED THAT TURKISH EFFING DELIGHT
SymphonySolstice: thick can of knuckle
Oscelot: "thick can of knuckle" is amazing
Atarra: second one has CH vibes
Gekyouryuu: canned sandwich
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thick can of knuckle
Strebenherz: Sounds like Popeye
Mr_Bitterness: What Mamma like!
Strebenherz: WOW
Atarra: !
Getter404: JACOB
spethycakes: toast mama
NorthstarTex: what mamma like
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first one might be accurate
NimrodXIV: hello, HR?
SnackPak_: that is what mama like
Lysander_salamander: I love how unhinged this game is
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are both so good
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Was beej thinking of "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vows?"
consolecowboy88: thick can of knuckle is the name of my hardcore punk record label
Oscelot: Please, my dog. he very stupid.
burleyboar: I got some telegram groups if you want more goblin spanking..... hahaha
dippedfeathers: lil' brudder. He might not make it...
Rhynerd: Which goblin do you spank, assuming the company has 7 of them?
Getter404: bark brork. Boof.
Thefluffiestguineapig: My sides hurt now
Oscelot: roflmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
Atarra: @NimrodXIV they quit loooong ago
consolecowboy88: @dippedfeathers he’s got the heart of a champion
Earthenone: screaming is very earth friendly
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrLUL
NorthstarTex: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
Oscelot: It automatically resizes it I think
Orxolon: sunskirt: a
Oscelot: do a breathe :P @Thefluffiestguineapig
dippedfeathers: Don't suffocate
Oscelot: Eyyyy!
Getter404: aaaaaaaaaa
consolecowboy88: yayy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Go Jacob!!
Lysander_salamander: noooo
Oscelot: Run Jacob, run!
SymphonySolstice: wall crab!!!
Arclight_Dynamo: Wall crab
paulthemapguy: Lol LRR is looking for who to fire and ship off to an office somewhere
WriterRaven: WALL CRAB
swordfishspyke: shoe crab
iarethel0ser: Wall CRAB
DeM0nFiRe: Wall crab!
dippedfeathers: TIME FOR CRAB
SkylerRingtail: crab!
Oscelot: Wall crab!
NorthstarTex: either, crab
NotCainNorAbel: shoe lrrCrab
TheNerdWonder: wall crab
NimrodXIV: CRAB
Dog_of_Myth: brick crab
shushu2539: wall crab
HadesLeprechaun: CRAB
CaptainSpam: bricks CRAB
drcthulu: Wall crab
Darth_Litigious: wall crab
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wall CRAB
Getter404: Foot Crab
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
CaptainSpam: CRAAAAAAAB
TStodden: wall crab!
dm818: wall crab!
spethycakes: I would much rather work for Mx. Bubbles than my real supervisor
Angreed66: wall crab
Heckhoundbolt: wall crab
Earthenone: lrrCrab
consolecowboy88: coconut crab’
ContingentCat: Wall crab
puzzgeek: wall crab
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: WALL CRAB
saucemaster5000: CRAB
iris_of_ether: lrrCrab
head_cannon: wall crab
atallertallhobbit: wall nothing
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrCrab lrrCrab
nyoomgoom: linda is a lamp *and their ex* omg. the lore
DoodlestheGreat: wall crab
Lysander_salamander: bricks, Nothing
underhill33: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Drasvin: Any Crab
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab
TStodden: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
spethycakes: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
J4Y_4NDY: Jacob just needs to use the old knowledge "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Bladinus: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
GhostValv: voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance
Angreed66: the fabled crab phrase
iris_of_ether: sponge73Heart sponge73Heart sponge73Heart sponge73Heart
Heckhoundbolt: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
bubba0077: lrrCrab
fastlane250: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
dippedfeathers: crab
Kentosaurus: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
CaptainSpam: Wall crab! Wall crab! Wall crab!
Rhynerd: lrrCrab
kolintoney: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Drasvin: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You will understand shortly
drewm1022: On a crab note...
DoodlestheGreat: Oh Graham...
ContingentCat: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
lamina5432: lrrCrab lrrCrab
Oscelot: You would be correct Paul
CaptainSpam: lrrCrab
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WallCrab! (Today's storm count: 83)
dippedfeathers: Me and the bois about to do a wall crab
paulthemapguy: If you've got walls prefab, you've got walls for crab
KaleidoscopeMind: crab was foretold
Greendrag13: @nyoomgoom You got them into the same room, and sparks FLEW. such chemistry! Very fire hazard
Angreed66: paul should see this
Thefluffiestguineapig: When you see our prompt you
consolecowboy88: wall crab’s better than pubic crabs
spethycakes: THE PROPHECY
Thefluffiestguineapig: ll know why we picked it
NimrodXIV: FBtouchdown
SymphonySolstice: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Lysander_salamander: blackberry
iris_of_ether: Blackberries, but only the berries
Oscelot: Betta
NotCainNorAbel: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
hackingducks: honeysuckle
spethycakes: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
OldUncleDan: cats
public_key_reveal_party: lrrCrab
LordZarano: lrrCrab
underhill33: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
HadesLeprechaun: time for crab!
Heckhoundbolt: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
calculated_uncertainties: Morning glory vines
DeM0nFiRe: lrrCrab
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Graham literally said it while talking about it
swordfishspyke: lrrCrab
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab
Mr_Whyt: zebra mussels
Oscelot: good one @calculated_uncertainties
saintguard: If you've got time to gab...
dippedfeathers: lrrCrab lrrCrab
HadesLeprechaun: if you've got time to gab, you've got time for crab
Simonark: Did anyone say cormorants?
SymphonySolstice: owl cuddles
Arclight_Dynamo: Owl cuddles
bubba0077: remember earlier when we were talking about the devs backdooring in?
Oscelot: Owl cuddles
DoodlestheGreat: owl cuddles
saucemaster5000: owl cuddles
WriterRaven: Owl know
DeM0nFiRe: owl know
shushu2539: owl know
dm818: owl cuddles
NotCainNorAbel: owl know
swordfishspyke: owl know
lamina5432: owl cuddles
Getter404: Owl cuddles
Atarra: TIME FOR CRAB.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Owl !
spethycakes: lrrCrab
iarethel0ser: Owl cuddles
Oscelot: YEP
NorthstarTex: Got there!
ContingentCat: Owl you
Dog_of_Myth: owl know
dippedfeathers: owl ?
paulthemapguy: Clip it
MrPhlip: Owl, question mark
Strebenherz: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
TStodden: Owl Cuddles
iris_of_ether: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
GhostValv: owl cuddles
puzzgeek: Owl ?
Darth_Litigious: owl cuddles
Oscelot: That's why we were screaming for crab
Angreed66: owl know
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab
spethycakes: time for ____
jacqui_lantern234: "all day every day" sounds like Ians dream :P
Rhynerd: owl you
firehawkzoa: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
head_cannon: owl exclamation point
NotCainNorAbel: Time for ___
SymphonySolstice: time for __
Thefluffiestguineapig: We made it
Saintnex: owl know
Gekyouryuu: Time for ____
Getter404: It was "Time For" then a selection
Heckhoundbolt: We made it
Diabore: owl ?
Arclight_Dynamo: We chose Crab
NorthstarTex: time for ___
saucemaster5000: it was "time for
MrPhlip: the prompt was "Time for ___" and we picked crab from a list
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It was Time For ____
dippedfeathers: It was time for blank, we voted crab
Kentosaurus: we chose "crab"
Drasvin: Time for ___
HadesLeprechaun: Time for ____ and crab was an option
lamina5432: we chose crab
Oscelot: Time for __ and then we picked crab
DeM0nFiRe: TIme for was in the game, we selected crab from a sentence
kolintoney: We did it
iarethel0ser: Time for ___
Thefluffiestguineapig: The prompt was Time for _______
shushu2539: we chose crab, "time for" was there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crab was one of the options
CaptainSpam: Owl !
WriterRaven: It was "Time for _____" and we picked the word crab because -how could we not-.
burleyboar: Dodecahedron!!!!!
spethycakes: there was no other option
ContingentCat: Yeah it just worked that time
LordZarano: Owl know.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And there was one correct option, as paul said
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty much we get a few sentences and we have to pick the word from what is there
dippedfeathers: crab if you wanna
L0rdX33n: But on a crab note...
NimrodXIV: got to uphold the brand
Xavorin: There's always time for crab.
HadesLeprechaun: owl, !
DoodlestheGreat: It's ALWAYS time for crab.
Lysander_salamander: is the dodecahedron from that dungeon-delving game with the doors?
Rourke9: isn’t time for crab also an old Dark Souls meme?
iarethel0ser: There was "crab" and there were other things that were not "crab" and therefore definitionally wrong.
WriterRaven: @Lysander_salamander It's from Push the Button, the Amogus-like.
Rhynerd: nah, ya'll have
fastlane250: Think it got played like... once./
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think you guys played it once when the game came out
Lysander_salamander: oh
CaptainSpam: Oh, you've played it before. Beej is disturbingly good at it.
Earthenone: you have played it, i wouldent know what it was if you dident
Rhynerd: it's just ya'll found it way too easy for the infiltrators to win
teddywhosabear: I think push the button is one of those ones that really needs in-person?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Push the button works just fine over stream
Oscelot: That desk has Seen Things
Oscelot: Yesssss owl cuddles won
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Roz from Monster's Inc like
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig absolutely
shushu2539: owls after bath are a very popular theme
dippedfeathers: Roz from frasier
Xavorin: One Jackbox game I don't think I've EVER seen played, here or elsewhere, is Zeeple Dome.
paulthemapguy: Cant find horses club
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] I swear there was a word horse in here!
LRRbot: New quote #9310: "I swear there was a word horse in here!" —Ian [2025-05-19]
paulthemapguy: who the hell put milkers in there lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first is unsettling, the second is at least clear
HadesLeprechaun: typical cybertruck owner
SymphonySolstice: that is so many people here
consolecowboy88: give big truck is more cohesive ?
iris_of_ether: SingsNote BIG TRUCK SingsNote 2020Shred
kolintoney: That used to be a job requirement at my job
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Xavorin I don't either
spethycakes: the internet is not a big truck
Lysander_salamander: My brother was a metal head and loved playing the song "Big Truck" over and over again when we were kids
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do you want to cube that?
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
iris_of_ether: whoa whoa whoa settled down
SymphonySolstice: pardon,
Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Oscelot: WELP
consolecowboy88: oh no
NimrodXIV: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Foxmar320: well then
Gekyouryuu: oh, no
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
WriterRaven: Um.
DeM0nFiRe: uh?
Getter404: Juniper no!
Fruan: That was a big swerve
spethycakes: NO
Heckhoundbolt: OH NO JACOIB
notthepenguins: UH
iris_of_ether: Jacob
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_: Jacob!
dippedfeathers: Trains and money is my only desire
TheAinMAP: katesD
Earthenone: same picture
CaptainSpam: UM.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jacob!
Oscelot: Jacob omg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whoever wrote the second one is a monster
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
burleyboar: Well done Jacob
foopoiuyt: I think... abstain
redpandrake: D:
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Oscelot: *snerk*
Lysander_salamander: nope
kolintoney: Hot take
Getter404: BEEJ
SnackPak_: what a brave thing to say
Diabore: 35 people in the audience are sick
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
OldUncleDan: knot the same picture?
teddywhosabear: beej taking a bold stance
Lysander_salamander: Juniper might not be a dog?
Oscelot: oh my GODS @OldUncleDan *wheeze*
Getter404: damn good cars. And hot.
NimrodXIV: damn good cars
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are these the same person?
burleyboar: Well I liked identify the animal penis game on LRL
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them.
LRRbot: New quote #9311: "You can't just give me words, 'cause I'll start saying shit with them." —Beej [2025-05-19]
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I will take some 1998 Apple stock
DaxStrife: That 2nd one is just John Wick 1.
paulthemapguy: "Hey Im gonna go dying. do you mind if I take you dying?"
Atarra: that time machine came in handy for that stock there
nyoomgoom: "i take that. fuck dying"
flatluigi: happy pride
GhostValv: :O
Getter404: ayy lmao
Heckhoundbolt: SOunds like a team player to me
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bv310: 124! That's almost 1 year!
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consolecowboy88: don’t take away tetanus shots!
Greendrag13: @flatluigi hozzerLove hozzerLove PrideLGBTea
Oscelot: the god of moisturizer
GhostValv: wowie
NimrodXIV: whoa
Rhynerd: I imagine the "that fuck dying" is just the person pointing to one of the employees when asked.
dippedfeathers: punctuation, used properly, has some of the highest potential for written comedy imo.
consolecowboy88: wow
Oscelot: DANG
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing!!!!!!
paulthemapguy: just trying to lighten the mood with the 'haha'
spethycakes: FBtouchdown
nyoomgoom: beautiful
Lysander_salamander: like some sort of weird god of weather demanding child sacrifice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Go Jacob!!!!!!!
MrSarkhan: seabatClap
Oscelot: Congrats Jacob, they're reeling you back in rofl
GhostValv: \o/
NotCainNorAbel: 58k, not bad
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Jacob crushed it
WeiseDrachenJaeger: Jacob crushing it
consolecowboy88: yay
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Congrats on the new job
dippedfeathers: Yay Jacob!
Oscelot: Oh that sounds like hell lol
TheNerdWonder: Intentions, not Outcomes
iris_of_ether: seabatClap
josh___something: Growth intentions sounds...
josh___something: uhhh
PharaohBender27: And that's US dollars!
PharaohBender27: For a *start*(
Arclight_Dynamo: that's $81,200 CAD
Mr_Whyt: growth intentions? dirty
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS
DoodlestheGreat: She'll find them out anyway.
Heckhoundbolt: doubt
NimrodXIV: doubt
paulthemapguy: Jacob is the best at sports!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press X to doubt Jacob
PharaohBender27: X
Lysander_salamander: :D
bv310: Jacob, it's why Tifa is Italian-Parliament famous
Oscelot: *snerk*
Earthenone: everyone loves to blow bubbles
public_key_reveal_party: LRR wouldn't, but also does not have that power
Lysander_salamander: Lot's of people like M. Bubbles that way
Sudobyte: I'd let her give me a job job-job
Oscelot: @Earthenone OH MY GODS *wheeze*
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's fair
SymphonySolstice: he speaks truth
DoodlestheGreat: @Earthenone :tf:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: So medium level?
HadesLeprechaun: so like, Franks hot sauce
Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
DoodlestheGreat: Fibbage!
Getter404: Please someone find the clip
MDHWrites: So like... Garlic Parmesan wings?
LithelyUnshod: The Scottish grow a LOT of peppers
consolecowboy88: clearly British journalists can’t read ingredients
Oscelot: *snerk*
Angreed66: Surely the UK has decent spicy places from immigrants from the former empire
Oscelot: Poor guy lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LithelyUnshod And many of them LOVE to make the British profoundly uncomfortable
consolecowboy88: yay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah
nyoomgoom: shoutouts to scotland
Drasvin: Time for the House of Lies
Rhynerd: a fibbing finale
LithelyUnshod: @Thefluffiestguineapig Scottish are British
Oscelot: oh the surrealism game
Rhynerd: unlike the other usual closer: the last lash
consolecowboy88: fibs fibs fibs
LoadingReadyRun: code is YYPE
Arclight_Dynamo: If that presenter didn't say "I am just going outside and may be some time" before walking off...
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaYippee
SymphonySolstice: yype yype appa
HadesLeprechaun: yippee!
spethycakes: HYBE + YG
Earthenone: !findquote yiff
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
bbblehh: big fan of the snail mouse representing nelly
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo lrrLUL
spethycakes: YG and HYBE are basically in an unholy union at this point
dippedfeathers: Some of my friends and I do weekly trivia. I'm planning to make a set about Jackbox games, one round will just be actual questions pulled from jackbox games
Akaiatana: It's the airport code for Charlettetown
Twilight_Spark: I try to get friends into LRR and often describe the content as "an octopus of lies"
teddywhosabear: hooray!
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 I'm glad someone else has my sense of humour. :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, 1930's
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @spethycakes Wasn't there a plan to combine them at one point anyway?
Mister_BlueSky: Everything?
Getter404: 3
bv310: Chimpanzee
DeM0nFiRe: 3
teddywhosabear: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 3
flatluigi: 3
Rhynerd: I think 2 or 3 would be good
consolecowboy88: his minature donkey
iris_of_ether: 3
bubba0077: 1
lamina5432: 3
CaptainSpam: 2
Darth_Litigious: 3
Blip2004: lol 3 is very 1930s
NimrodXIV: 3 of...how many
Oscelot: I went 1
swordfishspyke: 2
SymphonySolstice: 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
PharaohBender27: I chose 3
puzzgeek: 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: I went 1
saucemaster5000: weirdly got 3 good ones for once
WriterRaven: 2
nyoomgoom: i love the shoebill cat in this
spethycakes: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters They're all up in each others' business currently, but I think there's too much baggage attached to the YG brand
shushu2539: 1
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1
L0rdX33n: mistresses, I imagine
Rhynerd: Can you actually lose 1 this way?
teddywhosabear: where do you find the energy in the 1930s
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I know this
Oscelot: they're an asset so @Rhynerd
SymphonySolstice: got danged mind!
teddywhosabear: great depression? no, thnak you, I have three mistresses
Lysander_salamander: dang it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit, do I know this??????
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, that's probably also correct
swordfishspyke: using the cotton hill pronunciation i see
Oscelot: @Tuxbeej oh thanks Beej
Getter404: "Not Without My Penguin", Thursday on Lifetime
Rhynerd: @Oscelot fair enough.
consolecowboy88: I’m gonna bet it’s penguin
shushu2539: help! my mistresses stole my penguin!
drewm1022: Bad Horse, Bad Horse, he's bad.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej I think it is Bird collection
SymphonySolstice: gasp
Oscelot: Oh man, patents would have been bad
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
PharaohBender27: Got it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
paulthemapguy: Cori OWNS
GhostValv: wowie
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
consolecowboy88: oh well penguin is close enough
Getter404: Did he say 280 thousand?
SymphonySolstice: that is too many birds
g0blinslide: thats a lotta chickens
Lysander_salamander: wow
Oscelot: holy crap where would you KEEP that many birds?
burleyboar: They didn't say they were alive....
jamesk902: Unless its a farm!
saintguard: In his own private forest, I assume
ihlendrax: !holes
LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Holes!
BobROE: It was the 30s, so probably tiny cages
Thefluffiestguineapig: He ended up making up several zoos an entire collection and some museums
bv310: Yeah, the birds were definitely stuffed
Shadwhawk: At its largest, Rothschild's collection included 300,000 bird skins, 200,000 birds' eggs, 2,250,000 butterflies, and 30,000 beetles, as well as thousands of specimens of mammals, reptiles, and fishes. They formed the largest zoological collection ever amassed by a private individual.
Getter404: 2
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
WriterRaven: 3
NotCainNorAbel: 3
bubba0077: 3
DeM0nFiRe: 3
Oscelot: @Shadwhawk *dang*
puzzgeek: 3
spethycakes: Oh, that's my general region 👀
iris_of_ether: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
iarethel0ser: 3
lamina5432: 3
swordfishspyke: 2
shushu2539: 2
SymphonySolstice: 3
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 3
L0rdX33n: Blazxe camouflage
Dog_of_Myth: 3
Rhynerd: voting 3
terribleplan: hungrier wolves
kumatsu: Gritty
Gekyouryuu: a portrait of his wife
Kentosaurus: 3
PharaohBender27: Windmill slam 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
TStodden: tres
CaptainSpam: 3
teddywhosabear: 3
Rhynerd: 1 makes too much sense.
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 wouldn't be the weirdest shit to have tried
HadesLeprechaun: all my birds, gone
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is weird enough to be a good answer
Akaiatana: All my birds. Gone.
spethycakes: it's MY fantasy quantu105Cry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Guard donkeys would fucking work
Dog_of_Myth: I think I know this
ContingentCat: No beej
Oscelot: I desperately want this to be geese
Thefluffiestguineapig: They HATE wolves and anything dog shaped
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I voted for geese
Gekyouryuu: his neighbor's cows
WriterRaven: Ian. -_-
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, donkeys are shockingly pissy about certain things
saucemaster5000: don't... don't look up why fainting goats are bred
bubba0077: ablative cows
shushu2539: scarecrows against wolves?
ContingentCat: Um
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Only reason I didn't is they can fly away and would scare the cows
BobROE: "You promised me dog or better..."
Getter404: GOTTEM
SymphonySolstice: gottem
Oscelot: Hah, got me
TheAinMAP: Got one!
corianderd: @Thefluffiestguineapig i picked donkeys because it would work
CaptainSpam: GOTTEM
Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
consolecowboy88: ooh!
PharaohBender27: Got it!
spethycakes: Donkeys and Llamas are really good livestock guardians
CaptainSpam: I mean, the geese are also good at guarding...
Thefluffiestguineapig: They're fucking vicious
Rhynerd: Today many of us learned about guard donkeys
Juliamon: Donkeys will fuck invaders up
public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, most americans would also use dynamite
Blip2004: donkeys are used to guard horses all the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: They hate anything dog shaped
flatluigi: graham i think you overestimate the commonality of the phrase 'guard donkey'
Texan_Reverend: Donkeys are also very noisy and territorial.
rogerivany: Donkeys are asses.
Oscelot: This is another reason to call zebras oreo donkeys lol
Getter404: No. Do not empower the Geese
TheNerdWonder: I think that's a war crime
NotCainNorAbel: That has to be against some convention
shushu2539: badass donkey
ghyllnox: Moose also fuck up predators
Thefluffiestguineapig: They will hunt dogs for 1/4 mile to trample them if they don't kill them the first time
PharaohBender27 sees what Matt did there
Grumpingtoon: Ian, Canada has invented enough war crimes for several centuries
Grumpingtoon: They don’t need new ideas
Lysander_salamander: what
Oscelot: What in the
swordfishspyke: 3
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
iris_of_ether: 2
flatluigi: 3 please
WriterRaven: 2
SymphonySolstice: 1
puzzgeek: 2
lamina5432: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 3
Gekyouryuu: Paparazzi
shushu2539: 2
Rhynerd: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 1
DeM0nFiRe: 3
Getter404: 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
CaptainSpam: 3
Kentosaurus: 2
Oscelot: 2\
PharaohBender27: I chose 2
GhostValv: 3
Blip2004: 2
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 2
teddywhosabear: 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are bad options
Dog_of_Myth: 3
L0rdX33n: Erotic
consolecowboy88: the.. negligee maniac ?
ghyllnox: Maniac maniac
Drasvin: Popcorn!
Getter404: Are we sure this isn't a Rifftrax?
Mr_Whyt: peeper
OldUncleDan: It's not a MST3K episode, so I don't know it!
L0rdX33n: Accapella
Oscelot: *snerk*
terribleplan: Maniac (on the floor)
L0rdX33n: Butterscotch
TheAinMAP: PopCorn sergePopcorn PopGhost guyjudgePopcorn katesNom
bv310: It's a very good movie!
Lysander_salamander: how strange
paulthemapguy: come on with the milkers
PharaohBender27: Yep!
saucemaster5000: Really good movie!
consolecowboy88: charade is a good movie
Getter404: So that's the next Public Domain Movie Night sorted?
AranMathai: Every time I hear "negligee," I immediately flash back to Monkey Island.
saucemaster5000: was remade once as a less good movie
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Lysander_salamander: there was a remake with Marc Walberg?
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Blip2004: Dunstun checks in is about a monkey in a hotel
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have no idea, but it's getting my fun vote
gibbousm: the orangutang film
Getter404: Perhaps Jason Alexander's 3rd or 4th-best film role
public_key_reveal_party: that makes it more confusing
calculated_uncertainties: Jason Alexander
DiscordianTokkan: "There's a gorilla in the bathroom!" (It was an orangutan)
CaptainSpam: GOTTEM
WriterRaven: gotcha!
TheAinMAP: Got two!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gottem
consolecowboy88: we watched a lot of monkey films at ymca day camp
gibbousm: I used to own a VHS copy of that
josh___something: GOD DAMNIT G
CaptainSpam: BOOM!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Oscelot: WOW, I got *owned*
Getter404: YES got it
UtilityPunk: Brilliant old-timey lie
WriterRaven: Graham "Cleaning House" Stark over here.
Rhynerd: Flash gun Graham wins!
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
Rhynerd: and I got the truth!
AtrusOfMyst: Some material found in a Greyhound bus could be a WIDE array
BrindleBoar: stabbing horns means something different outside of music Kappa
flatluigi: aka "Five Minutes to Live"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @consolecowboy88 At my summer camps we ended up watching some Pixar movies the counselors brought in but mostly straight to DVD animal movies
Getter404: We're in third place!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kinematic was very good
iris_of_ether: Le Poisson Steve
public_key_reveal_party: the pants fish are lovely this time of year
Opheliaway: double steaks
SymphonySolstice: trout-sers
spethycakes: What I wouldn't give for a trouser fish
EvilBadman: Troutsers
PharaohBender27: Chrarade is a movie that aged way better than it might have because originally it was the usual "man protagonist goes for woman protagionist" but Cary Grant was all "I am uncomfortable with the age difference" so they had Audrey Hepburn thristing after Cary Grant
Oscelot: Salmon dance for when you have to run away after eating your samamwich
Opheliaway: Florida Man!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Like holes that chant?
SymphonySolstice: oh I heard of this
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
josh___something: CU-
Lysander_salamander: ah florida
nyoomgoom: all i know about dunston checks in was they referenced the title in a mst3k skit where they're arguing about the best great ape movie
swordfishspyke: 1
Arclight_Dynamo: 3
consolecowboy88: @thefluffiestguineapig we did a lot of live action disney 90s films
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
shushu2539: 3
TStodden: 1
bubba0077: 1
atallertallhobbit: 1
Getter404: 1
iris_of_ether: 3 (but *hurk*
ContingentCat: !holes
LRRbot: Come see the Antler Arch in beautiful downtown Jackson Hole.
teddywhosabear: 1
Rhynerd: I vaguely remember hearing of this but I forgot the thing
Diabore: 1
Kentosaurus: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
CaptainSpam: 2
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1
NotCainNorAbel: pretty sure I know the real answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
lamina5432: 3
Lysander_salamander: 3
Foxmar320: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
Mr_Whyt: bath salts
Oscelot: 2 seem the only plausible lie
PharaohBender27: I chose 3 because it might fool
DeM0nFiRe: I picked 1 but I think these are all not great answers lol
Lysander_salamander: as a florida man
Thefluffiestguineapig: I might know the real answer
dippedfeathers: home field advantage!
terribleplan: Florida man fills pothole with…
Arclight_Dynamo: Composition-4
rogerivany: 2
iris_of_ether: foxmarWELP
public_key_reveal_party: meth gators
DaxStrife: Oh I hate that I know the answer to this one.
L0rdX33n: His own butt
MomoNo9: I know this one. Why do I know this one?
spethycakes: Every answer is plausible
OldUncleDan: His Hands.
Thefluffiestguineapig: But there's been a couple of these, so the question is do I know the Florida one
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS !
Gekyouryuu: his son
ContingentCat: So iguana meth
Getter404: "Discarded Disneyworld Popcorn Buckets"
SkylerRingtail: In Florida, so...not fluoride
BobROE: Spray Cheese
Drasvin: 2 wouldn't really work for filling a pothole.
DoodlestheGreat: Filled it in with Ron DeSantis' body.
dm818: Why is Jacob's Floridian from Long Island?
drewm1022: Extremely bad politics.
MDHWrites: Is there a Canadian equivalent to Florida Man?
vinewood_og: His neighbors
consolecowboy88: he filled it with more potholes
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know it!
teddywhosabear: oh, I know this
UtilityPunk: @MDHWrites Newfie, maybe
flatluigi: animal
consolecowboy88: cocaine! cocaine !
Arclight_Dynamo: Beaker
Getter404: Beaker.
drewm1022: Gonzo.
teddywhosabear: or I think I know this
Gekyouryuu: Gonzo
L0rdX33n: animal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gonzo
OldUncleDan: Oscar the Grouch.
iris_of_ether: Yeah Beaker's legit
UtilityPunk: But tbh, nothing compares with Florida
kumatsu: 100% Gonzo
Opheliaway: Animal
dippedfeathers: link hogthrob
kumatsu: he'd be into it
lamina5432: animal
teddywhosabear: cookie monster. diet is TERRIBLE
Oscelot: Oscar the grouch. Why do you think you never see the end of him?
LithelyUnshod: Snuffleupagus
JacobBurgessVO: @dm818 Spiritually resonant.
Mr_Whyt: the chickens
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
Ogrekidd: who lives with the chef
hackingducks: swedish chef?
radioshackraider: Cookie Monster. You just constantly feed him laced cookies
EvilBadman: Statler/Waldorf
ContingentCat: Miss Piggy proudly
Ignatiuspants: it's continuous because when one is done, another Muppet steps in
Rhynerd: If I ever was to mess with a pothole to get it filled I'd make it look like some folks were digging for gold in there.
MalFnord: oh the conversations we get to listen to
Rhynerd: I'd need mannequins or scarecrows for that.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Getter404: Gotcha
SymphonySolstice: gottem
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gottem!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori has the soul read on Jacob
TheAinMAP: Another!
Oscelot: for some reason I feel like it's chowder
DeM0nFiRe: Hey we got another!
CaptainSpam: Woo!
SymphonySolstice: got it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
Opheliaway: heck yeah!
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
consolecowboy88: wow!
Oscelot: Huh.
PharaohBender27: Got it!
NimrodXIV: both
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both!!
OldUncleDan: The Spite Tree!!!!!!
paulthemapguy: plant seed in hole. get tree
Getter404: The Phallic Graffiti stuff ACTUALLY HAPPENED though yeah
Texan_Reverend: It also helps people see where the hole is to avoid it, like a golf flag.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 But not in Florida is the thing
dead_delver: would've fibbed with "Nails" on that one.
Poizoniouss: I know this one
Getter404: 2
NotCainNorAbel: 3
Gekyouryuu: nothing
Oscelot: @Getter404 okay good, my husband was like "I KNOW this happened somewhere"
SymphonySolstice: 2
lamina5432: 2
swordfishspyke: 1
iris_of_ether: 1
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 2
TStodden: 1
Rhynerd: 1
teddywhosabear: 2
public_key_reveal_party: @Texan_Reverend or give them a driving range target, like a golf flag
WriterRaven: 1
CaptainSpam: 3
atallertallhobbit: 2
Blip2004: 3
bubba0077: 1
Kentosaurus: 1
GasCityGaming: it's fox, it's all lies
dm818: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
PharaohBender27: 1
Opheliaway: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
drewm1022: A copy of the Constitution.
shushu2539: 1
Angreed66: well it's fox so the original is a lie tooo
UnknownFriday: I have a guess as to what this one is.
OldUncleDan: I'm guessing it's a Collandar.
Simonark: “Out His Welcome”
Oscelot: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 No it's a local channel so it might be true
Oscelot: *snerk*
DeM0nFiRe: 1
L0rdX33n: a condom,and nothing else
public_key_reveal_party: barrQwenk
TheWanderingNomad: A loincloth
josh___something: JESUS CHRIST
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, Cori canceled
Oscelot: WELP
PharaohBender27: Oh dammit I misread and thought it was "ticket photo"
spethycakes: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
hackingducks: @Thefluffiestguineapig not since sinclair bought all the local channels
consolecowboy88: a hitler mustache
OldUncleDan: Colander it is!
Getter404: Gasp, not a turtleneck!
drewm1022: I love "a bleak grimace"
Oscelot: a bleak grimace is really good
gibbousm: I'm pretty sure i remember this story
Arclight_Dynamo: "A photo of him wearing thin"
flatluigi: GRAHAM?
L0rdX33n: a series of furry tails
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks I said might be, because they don't mandate all their stories. So some is still good journalism
Mr_Whyt: snecl
Kentosaurus: "snake" and "a snake"
Simonark: @consolecowboy88 That’s just Ron Mael from Sparks
Greendrag13: A bleak grimace. Never before has a purple blob invoked such dispair
Opheliaway: as long as the turtleneck is a striped sweater
BrindleBoar: goth grimace, yes, we got you
Getter404: A positively Germanic Grimmace
consolecowboy88: @simonark aww
tehfewl: i know this answer cuz im too on the internet
ErwinBrodinger: the new McEnnui shake
hackingducks: uh oh, double snek
PharaohBender27: Oh Goddammit I think I chose wrong
Kentosaurus: nicely done chat
SymphonySolstice: CLEAN
iarethel0ser: Bleak grimace and hershel.
josh___something: ez
Opheliaway: GOTTEM
saucemaster5000: GOTTEM
DoodlestheGreat: DAMMMMMM
DeM0nFiRe: :o
Rhynerd: we did it, chat!
Getter404: om nom nom
WriterRaven: BOOM.
CaptainSpam: HOLY COW
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: gottem!
Oscelot: MUAHAHAA
TheAinMAP: Whoo!
Ignatiuspants: it's got to have been a Pastafarian thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: We did it!!!!!!
LordZarano: Praise be to their noodly goodness
AtrusOfMyst: Grimmace would be a 5 phase soulsbourne boss
consolecowboy88: what’s a colander
TheAinMAP: pastaThat
Oscelot: Of course it was a pastafarian rofl
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Lysander_salamander: oh right, forgot about those guys
Tiber727: I'd be more inclined to see Kojima do the McVerse.
DeM0nFiRe: We ar ewinning!
Arclight_Dynamo: It was done as a protest.
saucemaster5000: I.... we're winning
gibbousm: Flying Spaghetti Monster praise be
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Chat is leading
CaptainSpam: And we take a COMMANDING lead!
PharaohBender27: Yeah, someone did that in Austria
UnknownFriday: I guessed it wasn't that because it wasn't "A colander".
consolecowboy88: ohh colander
DoodlestheGreat: HOLY CRAP We'RE IN THE LEAD
spethycakes: all hail His Noodly Appendage
TStodden: OMG! We're winning!
Getter404: @consolecowboy88 Like a strainer
lamina5432: we cleaned house there
drewm1022: All hail the flying spaghetti monster.
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the Yeah of Our Spaghetti Monster is a reference to a real ass religion
terribleplan: we do not forgive
Getter404: Egg.
swordfishspyke: 1
Ignatiuspants: they don't allow you to wear hats in license photos unless it's religious headgear, and Pastafarians wanted to test that
fastlane250: whooo's gonna say it?
Arclight_Dynamo: 1
DeM0nFiRe: 3
bv310: Everyone frantically goes to write "ass"
OldUncleDan: Deer.
Oscelot: 3
WriterRaven: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 3
Kentosaurus: 1
SymphonySolstice: 2
atallertallhobbit: 1
Lysander_salamander: asssssssssssss
lamina5432: 2
Astramentha: ass
CaptainSpam: 2
hackingducks: behave
NotCainNorAbel: 2
flatluigi: it's 2025
TStodden: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
Getter404: 1
thavleifrim: 2
shushu2539: 2
ContingentCat: 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, I know this
PharaohBender27: Windmill slam 3
consolecowboy88: deer testicles?
SnackPak_: who got there first
Opheliaway: 2
iarethel0ser: 2
Datnade012 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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TStodden: Gotta go with 1, it's high in fiber
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej!
Earthenone: is it 2018 again?
Oscelot: I love it when that happens lol
Heckhoundbolt: usually pastafarianists wear pirate hats, but they don't really try to be assholes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, I know this one
Poizoniouss: I was thinking possum eating
SnackPak_: yikes
Simonark: Truth is a journey within, and some of us encompass some horrible things.
hackingducks: and there it is
Arclight_Dynamo: Gun is dark
SymphonySolstice: good password
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: I fail to see how eating any of these is "fun"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ass Trout Gun?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a great password
public_key_reveal_party: ian is channeling a russian number station
Darleysam: I've seen these AO3 tags
Oscelot: RIP Beej
KaleidoscopeMind: that's beej's deactivation phrase
hackingducks: @Pharmacistjudge not a fan of cheese?
Rhynerd: Why did they train Graham to kill Beej?
Getter404: Well played
rogerivany: I hate when I choke on my own saliva. It's the worst.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
consolecowboy88: hah!
Getter404: BEEJ
wordmogul: dang it
PharaohBender27: WHOSE TESTICLES!?
Oscelot: I hate that they don't explain after these lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the species they come from
Rhynerd: mountain oysters i guess?
Atarra: TOS?
iris_of_ether: tiltyhPLS
Kentosaurus: guys we can do this
dippedfeathers: I like how Cookie didn't explain that one
Angreed66: we are winning right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: they don't have those Ian
Xavorin: Audience is winning!
Dog_of_Myth: Ian....
MalFnord: Hey! That's Colorado's thing! >:(
EvilBadman: Beej died doing what he loved: content
DeChunkandFriends: I always heard it as Rocky Mountain Oysters
ghyllnox: Milt yes
Simonark: You’ll roe the day!
DoodlestheGreat: When Beej said he got the answer by accident, I asked myself, "what's the most beej answer out of these?"
Arclight_Dynamo: "Beej"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeChunkandFriends Depends on the species they come from/region
swordfishspyke: oof
Getter404: Quebec?
SnackPak_: ass
OldUncleDan: Kendrick
flatluigi: celine dion for both blanks
hackingducks: hotline bling?
Getter404: 3
WriterRaven: 3
teddywhosabear: 3
Rhynerd: 3
bv310: "her face" works concerningly well
DeM0nFiRe: 3
flatluigi: 3
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 3
Diabore: 1
swordfishspyke: 3
TStodden: 3...
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
atallertallhobbit: 1
shushu2539: 1
SymphonySolstice: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
josh___something: 3
Opheliaway: 3
CaptainSpam: 2
lamina5432: 3
bubba0077: 3
Oscelot: 1
Lysander_salamander: 3
teddywhosabear: absolutely 3
saucemaster5000: 3 I guess?
Kentosaurus: 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: He would try to get 3
consolecowboy88: a tattoo of the Quebec flag?
PharaohBender27: I voted 2
Oscelot: 3 doesn't make sense for 1
Arclight_Dynamo: The Titanic
Inquisitor_Xian: A minoooooooooooooorrrrrrr
PharaohBender27: But it was a debate between 1 and 2
thavleifrim: 1 is the best fit for both
Heckhoundbolt: beej, you need to get that checked out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej, are you ok? For real?
DoodlestheGreat: Jeeze, beej, don't die on us.
burleyboar: I've fallen asleep having my teeth cleaned.
Oscelot: You don't know when you don't die
DeChunkandFriends: Don't forget every time Heather has decided against killing you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Should you get your throat checked out
drewm1022: I'm not sure why, but this conversation has made me want to rewatch Road Quest.
WriterRaven: Beej confirmed oblivious to the assassins. Command, dress them in neon pink.
kolintoney: The Final Beejdrop Destination
EvilBadman: Just edging death
Getter404: Experience Beej
public_key_reveal_party: Final destination is just r-rated mr Magoo
terribleplan: experience Beej
burleyboar: The ultimate deej droop.... becoming death.
iarethel0ser: Experience Beej.
SymphonySolstice: kendrick and swedish kendrik
Kentosaurus: one of those kendricks is not like us
niccus: what was Kendrick doing in 2019 again
Xavorin: Temu Kendrick
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be amazing
Mathonwy: Experience Beej!!!
thavleifrim: oh i thought both actually had the same answer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Discussing repeated near death will do that
SymphonySolstice: dead
Dog_of_Myth: Holy....
DeM0nFiRe: oofa
ghyllnox: LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL
SymphonySolstice: woo
WriterRaven: Gotcha!
MalFnord: boom
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Gottem!
Getter404: We might have gotten first?
teddywhosabear: korea is the opposite of cool with drugs
Oscelot: Poutine is so good
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wooooooooooow
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got the Korean one
Getter404: UPDATE: I had, in fact, heard about that one.
DoodlestheGreat: GOT IT AGAIN!
Oscelot: I hate that I got both of those right lol
stippledotter: Roblox_OOF.exe
Rhynerd: dang, lot of us got the truth here
Dog_of_Myth: would we though
Rhynerd: I got double truth!
ContingentCat: Uhhh
Rhynerd: all that jacob tricking paid off
Getter404: WE WON!
PharaohBender27: Oh this hasn't been updated in 2 years, I see . . .
saucemaster5000: WE WON!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah!!!!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But somehow still rank 4
Heckhoundbolt: boom
Kentosaurus: we did it!
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty zeldaParty zeldaParty
swordfishspyke: We did it!
shushu2539: one more
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
CaptainSpam: Fun times!
Oscelot: Go us \o/
lamina5432: rank 4 in what though
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
Kentosaurus: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Drasvin: Victory!
Lysander_salamander: thanks for being here
Gekyouryuu: this was a hoot, as always
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good way to start the week, my face hurts from all the laughing
Drasvin: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
Geldaran: Because it's killing me?
PharaohBender27: Cheer369
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
DoodlestheGreat: There's abnormal reasons for a face hurting?
josh___something: And with your spirit
kolintoney: and with your spirit
paulthemapguy: Weeknd reference!
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
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Thefluffiestguineapig: We got to organically crate Time for Crab in Job Job
SymphonySolstice: lrrCrab
Simonark: I just fell face first into a cactus, too, Graham!
MomoNo9: no no then you can't feel it
Opheliaway: and with your spirit
ContingentCat: Nothing normal made my face hurt yes
TStodden subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 137 months!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab
Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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Oscelot: Jordynne looks like she's in a 1970s polaroid hehe
DarthRagnar815: I found the fellow Catholics...
paulthemapguy: I saw what Cori was going for
Foxmar320: foxmarPULSE
Mai_Andra: No, that was Avril, not Celine...
stippledotter: Gosh I'm hype for this VOD
redpandrake: PrideLaugh
Foxmar320: Graham need food
Twilight_Spark: G if your face hurts I have bad news about what happened when you fell asleep at the dentist.
shushu2539: lrrHEART x8
MoxleyUnhinged: hello!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Oscelot: Nelson rofl
ContingentCat: Keep at it Beej
Oscelot: Thanks for stream all
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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ContingentCat: Thanks everyone
ph0enix__42 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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TheAinMAP: !next
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson almost made me spit take
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge play Minecraft on their Minecraft show, of course! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:58 from now).
Oscelot: tomorrow morning: James falls down more holes ;)
SymphonySolstice: ooo
iris_of_ether: Ooooh
flatluigi: yaaaay ufo50
MrTheWalrus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
MrTheWalrus: Always good to Jack a Box
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PharaohBender27: Oh the SHADE from lrrNELSON
Rhynerd: s[eoca;l guest?
ghyllnox: (half an hour not guaranteed)
Rhynerd: special guest?
NimrodXIV: oooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSS
iris_of_ether: oh *no* this gonna be good
Thefluffiestguineapig: More arcade trash?
Gekyouryuu: ooooh
bv310: Let's Nope: 2.5 hours of razzing chat, 0.5 hours of Last of Us
ContingentCat: Ooo guest
DoodlestheGreat: Ben the 3rd!
Foxmar320: Ben?! Oh no
spethycakes: the S. is for "Secret"
public_key_reveal_party: Oooh hell yes
bv310: Oooooh, B3n!
jacqui_lantern234: Poker?! i hardly know her!!! :P
Oscelot: Oh nice, in case of emergency break glass for Ben XD
Lysander_salamander: not a vhs game?
Arclight_Dynamo: I am *so* looking forward to this.
Mathonwy: What kind of poker?
DoodlestheGreat: And burn them?
Cptasparagus: banned word
Mathonwy: Stick needles into them.
Foxmar320: foxmarBURN
Lysander_salamander: why
Gekyouryuu: is it an Adam West's Batman novelty deck? I like those because you can play Old Chum
iris_of_ether: benginFine benginFine benginFine
bubba0077: French playing cards
VorlonScout: never ever ever
HadesLeprechaun: which is going SO GOOD
Oscelot: So much fire
CaptainSpam: Today, Ian learns this is Canada, not Japan. :D
Texan_Reverend: An appropriate response, Ian.
Getter404: But what if they're British and want to play Top Trumps instead?
DoodlestheGreat: Bengineering is having such fun with the game.
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
jacqui_lantern234: nonono, its not Trump (the person) cards
flatluigi: anything notable on friday
HadesLeprechaun: the...board game?
bv310: Oooooh, StS
Oscelot: Huh, I had no idea they did a board game
HadesLeprechaun: cool
Fruan: The medium game
PharaohBender27: The word "trump" has been more or less forever poisoned because of the chief magat
rogerivany: Not beating Ascension 20 with all 4 characters? Oh the board game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: He had a chill week
Anubis169: it's also on most of the mods' highlight regex
Anubis169 drags himself out of lurk
Oscelot: *gives @Anubis169 cocoa*
PharaohBender27: UM
flatluigi: uh
Anubis169: !live
flatluigi: what about dbex
NimrodXIV: Bus is coming
EvilBadman: !db
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
Thefluffiestguineapig: !venga
LRRbot: Quoth the Raven: "BUS IS COMING"
flatluigi: is fnpf counterprogramming dbex
WriterRaven: The Bus. Is. Coming.
Oscelot: Oh yeah, Bus is coming
LordZarano: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (3d, 19:53 from now)
dippedfeathers: @Anubis169 !die
Oscelot: I need to get Ysbryd's DB channel dusted off, thanks for the reminder chat
Anubis169: dippedfeathers: Not yet, too much paperwork :P
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 ModLove
TheNerdWonder: dude, that's a neat birthday present
Mister_BlueSky: What's this?
DoodlestheGreat: Twin tabs
Stormgod519: welp
Mathonwy: Not the magic...
Texan_Reverend: !prime
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EvilBadman: Pretend the Express stuff is Canlander commentary
Stormgod519: i made it for subs!
Anubis169: !patreon
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Stormgod519: so I look forward to the vod
Anubis169: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6512: "'What's your stance on Jars?' 'Free the thing, but be prepared to kill it.'" —Cori and Heather [2019-10-22]
v_nome: What's Desert Bus Express?
Kentosaurus: hershel, you'll get there
Juliamon: This is your regular reminder that, despite the staffing overlap, LRR is NOT DB
Rhynerd: figured he'd return for the sub read
Anubis169: ^
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DoodlestheGreat: Paul.....
Stormgod519: ecin!
Anubis169: Yes you may
PharaohBender27: lrrLUL these trackers
dippedfeathers: How is count twinky von drinky the meter?
DoodlestheGreat: Si
Anubis169: haaaaaaai kolin
Stormgod519: Kolin!
kolintoney: Howdy howdy
Oscelot: oh hey Kolin o/
fastlane250: lrrAWESOME
PharaohBender27: @dippedfeathers Not the first time a drawing from the drawing fighting game has been the icon for the sub read
Anubis169: bv! <3
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dippedfeathers Paul has great skills and when they play drawing games he will take things they draw and make it the meter
Anubis169: lol
bv310: @Anubis169 lrrCOW
SymphonySolstice: dabits
Anubis169: bit bit bit bit bit
Oscelot: *snerk* another one XD
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Oscelot: Have a good night folks
Anubis169: Thankies <3
spethycakes: lrrSHINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the great stream
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Oscelot: Thanks for the Stream
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kolintoney: It's been an evening
shushu2539: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Stormgod519: gnight!
josh___something: ian no
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the great chats!
Oscelot: Ian rofl
kolintoney: good night all! love you
Mathonwy: Back to sumo!!!
Texan_Reverend: Indeed! @Mathonwy
Juliamon: sumo!!
SkylerRingtail: Oh? Is there a sumo stream?
Oscelot: Wait y'all are watching Sumo?
Juliamon: I dreamed about trying to watch sumo last week and being unable to find it
Texan_Reverend: I'm watching on AvoidingTheHenka here on Twitch.
Mathonwy: Yeah. Grand basho in tokyo.
Oscelot: I'll have to pop over in a few
Mathonwy: I watch on MidnightSumo.
Texan_Reverend: Midnight's great, but I prefer the Japanese only stream without English commentary.
Mathonwy: I don't know enough Japanese for that.
Juliamon: mhm, I feel like I learn more by figuring out what's going on from context
Texan_Reverend: Just overlays with names in English and a good chat.
Texan_Reverend: I know like, 17 words in Japanese.
Mathonwy: How do they get away with that? Midnight had to start adding commentary specifically because his stream was getting copywrite struck without the commentary.
Mathonwy: ANyway! Sumo time! Love y'all!
CelestaRose: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
CelestaRose: LuvHearts
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
Gekyouryuu: good night, paul
GhostValv: rest for hershel :(
Texan_Reverend: Goodnight, secret Paul.
DeM0nFiRe: Why are we watching sumo that's so specific lol
Juliamon: because sumo isn't an everyday thing
Juliamon: it's the same reason you don't always watch the NHL playoffs
LoadingReadyRun: Sumo is a sometimes treat
DeM0nFiRe: The midnightsumo stream has a cat and it's not on stream, is that even allowed?
DideRobot: LRR: No airdate to announce at this time, but we thought you’d like to know that THIS is happening over the next few days. | #ThePanalysts (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/114537995711811739