Watch + Play || Bespoke interactive rubbish

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 Anaerin: Title Update!
 margieargie: I question how "bespoke" most of the rubbish that ends up on this stream is, but... 
 ClodiumSoride: Maybe the internet ran out of bad games, so LRR had to commission some.
  Juliamon: If you've seen Ben's past W+P treasures, you understand
Creideiki_SE: If we're speaking about it, that must mean it has been be-spoken.
Metric_Furlong: remember to eat all foods before bouncing nose
 Sethalidos: so it's old gorbage
 Sethalidos: extra stinky
  Juliamon: *aged*
 Foxmar320: 
Creideiki_SE: Vintage?
 margieargie: Like a fine vinegar
Lizardman175: like fine toilet water
DoubleNterprises: What's trashin', my pandas?
 Sethalidos: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (41s from now).
DoubleNterprises: Singal
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 L0rdX33n: woooooooo!
 SnackPak_: soo excited for this stream
 Nigouki: oh lawd, it's garbaging time
pkjwhite: what’s streaming? got the note and clicked
 hieroglyphica: Oh delightful I forgot it was Wednesday! I just got my gems for my craft a long so this is perfect
KiloRomeo058: --okay, was the "going live" notification actually a cry for help or a joke about Garbage Day?
Igric_: @loading ready run
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 JeffCentaur: Love me some garbage!
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KiloRomeo058: Graham and Alex live in Canada, right?
sethgstewart: yep
 Foxmar320: Looking forward to some hot garbage
 IbunWest: 
Igric_: I know powerful lawyers
warpstonewarlock: Did I hear correctly during the CtS stream that today we're going to have another episode of Ben's Bad Games?
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Igric_: should I call the,
 SnackPak_: I'm assuming Ben wrote the going live notification
Igric_: I am serious
 iris_of_ether: No, it's a joke
Igric_: you can’t do that notification anymore
Igric_: I’m sorry
KiloRomeo058: I'm like 80% sure it's a joke, but still, it's a scary thing to see ngl 😅
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Foxmar320 hot garbage in my area? in this economy?
Igric_: genuinely fear
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 RocknGrohlNerd: hello friends, mods, gamers etc.
KiloRomeo058: They may not be in the chat yet.
Igric_: I’m not mad about it I wouldn’t have thought ild react this way
 Foxmar320: @RocknGrohlNerd All garbage in my area is hot and moist
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   Anubis169: hihi RocknGrohlNerd 
 Drasvin: Bespoke rubbish? Going fancy for today?
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 Foxmar320: Hello Anubis169
  TXC2: Hello everybody!
 GreatWahooney: hello chat! hope everyone's having a nice day
  Sarah_Serinde: Igric_ It's definitely a joke, they're good friends and it's fine
   Anubis169: Foxmar! TXC2! Sarah! 
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello TXC2 :d
   Anubis169 hugs everyone
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 RocknGrohlNerd: 
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 cheezweazl:     
 GhassanPL: Ooh, haven't heard this track before
 Bassios: Oh boy, I'm just in time for garbage day!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh i'm excited for this, no idea if Snackson Jackson was last time Ben was in charge of games of the first time but that was great
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Bassios exactly on time @Bassios
DoubleNterprises: Garbage Truck go *beep*
KiloRomeo058: @sarah_serinde Gonna go on record and say I also would genuinely appreciate it if jokes like that weren't made anymore. What if something were genuinely wrong and everyone assumed it was a bit?
  TXC2: here we GO!
  Sarah_Serinde: @KiloRomeo058 I will pass that on
 baltimore_667083: 
   Anubis169: 
KiloRomeo058: Thanks!
 littleunknownn: 
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 SnackPak_:   
 IbunWest: Oh no
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 vingris_: Garbage day? Nice!
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  TXC2: Hello Alex and BEN!
 Foxmar320: Graham has changed?!
 GhassanPL: oh noes
   Anubis169: it's Jraham!
DigitalSeahorse: 
KiloRomeo058: Ooh! Let's goooo!
warpstonewarlock: Hello Ben, Hello Alex!
Artificer_Evan: huh?
Luminaire_p: Hi, Ben!
 SnackPak_: Ben's got a good evil laugh
 cmdrud87: it's shaved Graham! 
 smoljigglybug: Yay garbage day! And remembering to resub!
 baltimore_667083: hi Ben!
   Anubis169: hihi Ben 
 Foxmar320: Ben 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello Ben
 Natimus_Prime: A change is as good as a break sometimes
DoodlestheGreat: Could you get him to do that laugh with the reverb turned up? >_<
  TXC2: chat's own Dandygeek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hi Ben!!!!
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Oscelot: Garbage day! Hello new friend!
Luminaire_p: I always love these sessions
   Anubis169: !patreon
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   Anubis169: !store is stored
 iris_of_ether: Phantom dice
Aenir798: Store is in the repair shop
Luminaire_p: Phantom Zone
   Anubis169: Altair 4
 iris_of_ether: Zone*
 GhassanPL: Phantom Zone
 Bassios: Phantom zone
  TXC2: the store is in storage
 Anaerin: Phantom Zone.
 lamina5432: afternoon trach rumagers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one who brought to us "Eat All Foods Before Bouncing Nose"
 Foxmar320: Store is in Storeage
Oscelot: Oh wait is that Ben?
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 MenomeAlice: Ghost Bedroom
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 Sorator13: ahoy!
 Foxmar320: STUFF
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 Atarra: time for the finest of gar-bage
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 GreatWahooney: W+P brought to you by the Phantom Zone. A Zone of Phantoms!
  TXC2: Oscelot  it sure is
DigitalSeahorse: stuff!
 Foxmar320: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuhhhhhh
Oscelot: I didn't recognize him for some reason XD
 Bassios: Oh that's an evil question
 Foxmar320: Muhahahahahaaaaa
DoodlestheGreat: "improved."
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 baltimore_667083: CDI Zelda perhaps?
 SnackPak_: good use of air quotes
Oscelot: that cackle roflmao
Jethrain: i'm not sure we are
Metric_Furlong: we were born ready, Ben
DigitalSeahorse: "have improved"
 Jillexie: Well played, Alex
 saucemaster5000: I'm kinda ready
   Anubis169: Nope, but let loose anyway!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a great cackle
  TXC2: yeah, keep that "hope" alive Alex
 IbunWest: Given Ben's history on this program I am definitely not ready
 betweenmyself: because things always get better with time 
offbeatwitch: settle in
 lamina5432: always ready to watch
 margieargie: I'm ready, but I'm not the one playing it <_<
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not ready, this story is always great
 Foxmar320: Story Time! 
  TXC2: bunch of mashers 
   Anubis169: oh boy
 SnackPak_: ooo
Metric_Furlong: uh-oh
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
   Anubis169: this is famous
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 TreeVor84: Time for this week's Watch + Play 102 class.
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Oscelot: roflmao
 Bassios: OH. OH no
 littleunknownn: OH
 SnackPak_: whoops
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben attempted evil, did evil, and then failed?
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 margieargie: Oh GOOD
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 SnackPak_: oh boy
 Astra7525: yesssss
 baltimore_667083: OH YES PLEASE
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 Bassios: Oh lawd
 Sorator13: oh no
 Lord_Hosk: Terrible games?  On this show?
warpstonewarlock: oh... oh no...
 TreeVor84: oooh a fun theme for today
DigitalSeahorse: yay!
 notthepenguins: AW YEAH
Kelazi5: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOEZ
 iris_of_ether: Let's goooo
Oscelot: Oh I can't wait
Luminaire_p: OH BOY
 cheezweazl:     
 empyreon: oh HECK yes
 RocknGrohlNerd: golden eye?
 Jillexie: ET?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH YES
 Astra7525: Batman & Robin the Arcade game pls
Oscelot: Oh you went all out Ben, this is a treat and a half
 saucemaster5000: oh I do hope the double dragon movie the game comes up
 OldUncleDan: Potential Atari games?  ET and Indiana Jones are so hot garbage!
   Anubis169: it's not even fun-bad it's just BLAND
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh don't worry, I'm sure we'll play stuff way worse
h3rsh3yb4r: hi gang, just got in. I see we are Graham-less. Who is our guest?
  TXC2: hello h3rsh3yb4r  this is Ben AKA Dandygeek
 LurkerSpine: 100 Oooh Ben provided games!
KiloRomeo058: oh this is gonna be fun!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex looks so concerned
 empyreon: YESSSSSS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehhehehehehheeh
 Sethalidos: the glaive
 SnackPak_: rad
   Anubis169: I've seen this movie!!
 MehallD: oh baby!
 RocknGrohlNerd: I love it already
 MenomeAlice: I FUCKING LOVE KRULL 💜
 margieargie: Krull is... kinda fun, if you don't care if it's "good" technically
DigitalSeahorse:   
Oscelot: "I can do this"
 TheAwkes: Krull is a Pinnacle of the genre.
epsilon_vee: I miss trailers like this, no movies, just trailers
 Alness49: This movie kinda slapped
   Anubis169: Same peeps that did the SFX for the live action He-Man movie
 JeffCentaur: Krull is the movie where being in love gives you flamethrower hands
 Akaiatana: Krull and unusual punishment
prince_infidel: Is this the one with the wild sword?
Oscelot: *groan* @Akaiatana
  TXC2: Alun Armstrong!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Akaiatana 
 saucemaster5000: Krull sure is a movie
KV1NN4: oh man i need to watch this too
 LithelyUnshod: Was the Pete Postlethwaite?
 RealGamerCow: I genuinely loved this movie as a kid
 public_key_reveal_party: This looks bad in a fun way
  Juliamon: this does look phenomenal
 Bassios: This definitely looks like one of the movies of all time
KV1NN4: i don't knwo how i haven't HEARD of it
 JessieImproved: How have *I* never watched this movie?
 Anaerin: @LithelyUnshod It sure was.
 saucemaster5000: the krull weapon is wonderful
 Anaerin: The Glaive!
Luminaire_p: here is the knowledge you seeeeeek
Oscelot: I wonder how you even find this movie (legally) nowadays
 JessieImproved: In college we used to go out of our way to find movies like this
DigitalSeahorse: nice desktop
 GreatWahooney: I totally need to see that
   Anubis169: LOL
 Foxmar320: Oh lol
 sephyhallow: oh NO
 saucemaster5000: oh goodie
 baltimore_667083: K R U L L
  TXC2: 1983 baby!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Thrift stores
DigitalSeahorse: neato!
   Anubis169: LOUD
 RealGamerCow: Yup, this is an experience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH no
 Lord_Hosk: can you beat bob?
 GhassanPL: Ah, them 8-bit sfx
Nosser2: My god, this game is as old as me and I'm ancient.
 GhassanPL: Square wave FTW
 RocknGrohlNerd: strong branding with the weapon
 JeffCentaur: In the movie, Krull presents itself as a prequel, because it talks about how the main character’s son becomes a space emperor
DigitalSeahorse: hehheheheh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
  TXC2: ski-free my beloved 
 baltimore_667083: 8 bit floor is lava
 RocknGrohlNerd: this new level of Ski or Die is wild one
DigitalSeahorse: better graphics than atari
 public_key_reveal_party: Is this reverse ski free?
 TheAwkes: Collect the bent metallic dildos.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just an avalanche
EvilBadman: my speghetti, too many meat balls
Oscelot: okay I know what this is supposed to be but thatreally looks like we're picking up floppy dildos
h3rsh3yb4r: is this where they got the idea for the Night Elven glaives in the Warcraft franchise?
 IbunWest: It's the Aggro Crag
Oscelot: hoooow did that make it past the design phase? rofl
 RealGamerCow: end around!
 Astra7525: You heard of Baldur's gate. Noe experience: Boulders Mountain
 SquareDotCube: A Colorado worth of boulders
 SnackPak_: 
tryllebanjo: GG
 Forgebold: first try!
 JKBalch: Ah, i played this in a barcade.
 public_key_reveal_party: This guy does have a hell of a walk cycle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your guy is so small you might not notice him initially
Oscelot: @public_key_reveal_party He never skips leg day
 RocknGrohlNerd: its wednesday my dudes
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NovaTiempo: \o/
 LurkerSpine: Ben loaded up the Rainbow edition of Krull
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 RealGamerCow: he had the zoomies
  TXC2: I think the bad guys convert our guys when they touch them
 notthepenguins: Krull Survivors
 Lord_Hosk: ASS
 bytecaster: Oh, I don't know this UFO50 game!
   Anubis169: eeeeeeeeeeee
warpstonewarlock: We put "hell" in "bullet hell"
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, I remember this POS in the arcades.
3PlayerPolitics: ohai. Graham looks different today.
 Lord_Hosk: BOOOOOOOO! im disapointed
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 NovaTiempTwo: Muhahaha I have more of amazon's money to give
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 RocknGrohlNerd: sign it as Stronk Chonkler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're right it would
Luminaire_p: The wibbly legs are terrific
 RealGamerCow: Tron Deadly Discs
Jethrain: i wanna say for what this is, the sound design is kinda great
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 sethtriggs: It makes me think of SimAnt for some reason
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 bytecaster: "Lead it to the hexagon"
Luminaire_p: ah, was this a Space Invaders coding moment?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lead it to the hexagon seems like it should go to the advice
Oscelot: Okay now I'm just sad that I don't think (though admittedly I don't look at these things) there's a tron beyblade lol
 sethtriggs: I could see this being a good game out of Action 52, pretty neat
Luminaire_p: auw
   Anubis169: Looking at you, Toki
 bytecaster: "The rol of kings"?!?
   Anubis169: limited continues at the end
 bytecaster: *roll
 Crad0k: is this krull?
 GreatWahooney: yep!
 bytecaster: We are krulling, yes
flouncy_magooo: The death sound is almost like the one of the grape stomping lady
   Anubis169:  6 and  7
 sethtriggs: Rollin, rollin, rollin
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, who's the man sitting next to Alex? It can't be Ben, Ben has a beard right? 
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
 RealGamerCow: I know I've seen SMB on graph paper
 OldUncleDan: I remember doing that when I did some graphics in BASIC for my old Apple IIgs.
 ArdCollider: hi, Alex... hey there... Ben... 
 cheezweazl: Player 2
   Anubis169: Colwyn and Coltwo
  TXC2: hello ArdCollider welcome
 RocknGrohlNerd: @bytecaster Gunkin' & Crankin' was on EDSC, so we are just krullin´ now
 margieargie: "Yes, but what about second Colwyn?"
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: just got here where’s graham and who is this other friend
 iDangero: this is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
 wedge_x: I'm late! what game is this?
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  TXC2: hello ArkohTheFuzzybutt  this is Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wedge_x Krull the movie the game
 sethtriggs: Pretty interesting
 wedge_x: reading the screen, &c. thanks 
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: hello Ben!
 Steelwolf171: Colwyn the 1st and Colwyn the 2nd. They are royalty after all
  TXC2: the movie the game the musical the xmas card
 OldUncleDan: DKC was SNES.
 sethtriggs: The lunchbox!
 Foxmar320: Oh yeah it's super hard
   Anubis169: it's a speedrunning gem it's got so many holes in it
 Foxmar320: Rare was real good about fake endings.
 Foxmar320: Banjo Kazooie has one as well
 betweenmyself: think we talking DKC on SNES, rather than DK64 
 bytecaster: We have mastered save state technology to beat the krull!
 OldUncleDan: Yeah...  That is the ending to DK64.
 Jedi_Master_Zell: It's a fake credits screen that's crediting the enemies for making the game.
 Lord_Hosk: perfect game
 A_Dub888: @Lord_Hosk Perfect hosk
   Anubis169: and check out some tim follin magic?
 Crad0k: i'm shocked alex doesn't already own an oscilliscope
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 Procrastronauts: I can't believe they literally physically shackled Alex to the streaming PC, RIP sir
 ArdCollider: PDP-1 Spaceware comes, IIRC, preloaded on the Analogue Pocket.
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 ArdCollider: Spacewar, even.
 Jedi_Master_Zell: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Edvf7bwVoAAlMuF?format=png&name=medium
Papperslappen: IIRC They have a functional Spacewar in the computer history museum in Moutainview, CA
 iris_of_ether: Flashing back to my classmate playing Asteroids on the oscilloscope during electronics lab
   Anubis169: lol
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 Alahmnat: oh no, I'm late for garbage day!
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 RocknGrohlNerd: bruteforce it
Oscelot: I've done that to myself more than once on zsnes rofl
 Crad0k: yeah, someone didn't tie weapon firing into number of enemies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Papperslappen Maybe W+P needs to take a field trip during one of the Magiccons
 Foxmar320: 
   Anubis169: Sweaty Sticks!
 RocknGrohlNerd: knees heavy
 raulghoulia: is this Custer's Revenge?
 wedge_x: alex spam too hard, he smoke too different, &c
 Lord_Hosk: We goozled ourselves.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: On this stream even
DigitalSeahorse: ow ow ow
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  TXC2: always impressive that Alex escapes that load state each time
 OldUncleDan: Call Alex Hormel, cause he is spamming too hard!
Papperslappen: @Thefluffiestguineapig It is definitely worth a visit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game actually seems like it could have been fun with a continue function
DAC169: could be worse. I've had Halo games make checkpoints just before death
 Foxmar320: "Gameplay"
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 wiganlass: hiya everyone so sad I missed the start 
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   Anubis169: Kids today have their rewind and their save states
 sethtriggs: This feels very hard
 Atarra: when "blatant unfairness" was a part of the deal
   Anubis169: and don't know how to be bored 
flouncy_magooo: @OldUncleDan I love Alex Hormel, inventor of Taskmaster
Jethrain: I love the "awh awh awh awh"
 Marvoleath: Graham looking handsome today
 CouldntPickAUsername: chat, my cat says hi
 OldUncleDan: @flouncy_magooo The Marvel villian?
 sethtriggs: This is where these arcades make you have to bring several rolls of quarters
kusinohki: meows
  TXC2: games had to eat quarters back in the day, not sell DLC  
 RealGamerCow: Daggerfall taught me to stagger save.
 RocknGrohlNerd: yeah I heard that the games were intentionaly hard as possible, and on some mortal kombat cabinets the game was input reading the player
flouncy_magooo: @OldUncleDan sure
 RealGamerCow: There were SO many soft locks in that game
 iris_of_ether: oh no
   Anubis169: oh christ, THAT one
 Alahmnat: oh NO
Luminaire_p: Wiegraf!!!!!
 Foxmar320: I hate that stuff
DAC169: FINAL FANTASY TACTICS!!!      
 Crad0k: when did king's quest come out? that's how long i've been doing multiple saves
kusinohki: I've seen a youtube channel that plays old arcade games "how many quarters to beat x-men" type thing
Oscelot: *woof*
   Anubis169: I stagger-save because of PS1 memory card corruption 
Seagulyus: yeah the cheese on that fight shows you how broken the MC is though
 iris_of_ether: King's Quest was the 90s
 RealGamerCow: yeah that's true Kings Quest definitely was a stagger save situation
 Bruceski: Tactics had some "you goozled yourself" points yeah. I liked the escort boss fight with someone whose death was a fail state and they were determined to slam their fave into the boss.
Oscelot: Eyyy made it!
 CouldntPickAUsername: sierra was very formative for me
 TheDevil_Risen:  
  TXC2: I think Paul has played most of those on Stream/youtube
   Anubis169: yes...
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 ArdCollider: there's an FFT romhack that just forcibly assigns levels to every monster so random battles don't scale to your highest party-member level.
j_crane330: 
DigitalSeahorse: \o/
 ArdCollider: in case you screw yourself over.
Seagulyus: for the uninitiated, the MC of FF Tactics has a skill called "Yell" / "Scream" which buffs a person's speed...until the end of the fight. It stacks - infinitely
 Alahmnat: Starship Titanic screwed you over like that too
 CouldntPickAUsername: King's Quest 5 has some paths like that
Luminaire_p: God, the one time they did the death joke in Monkey Island
 L0rdX33n: RIP Lucasarts
ArkohTheFuzzybutt: yuuuuup I remember bricking SO MANY Kings Quest 6 saves lmao
Luminaire_p: "Huh, rubber tree"
   Anubis169: Because 80s
TehAmelie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
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Oscelot: I love that your "army" is doing absolutely nothing lol
 bytecaster: Collision detection is expensive, only the player character can afford it
 Steelwolf171: Molasses is technically a fluid
 sethtriggs: By this point I've have rage-quit and wandered over to the Skee-Ball tables.
DAC169: @Seagulyus max speed was 50, which meant 1 turn every 2 clock ticks
   Anubis169: come on!
 Anaerin: That "portal" also appears to be killing the enemies when it touches them.
IanAllenBird subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
 IanAllenBird: Garbage day!
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 Crad0k: @ArkohTheFuzzybutt 6 was on the nicer side of things...
   Anubis169: Epilepsy warning chat!
 RealGamerCow: Definitely inspired by TRON
 TehAmelie: we're doing the classics today eh
Seagulyus: @DAC169 close to ininite as it can get
Oscelot: OOF. Yeah that's a lot
 Alahmnat: are we attacking the MCP?
 bytecaster: We found the hexagon!
Luminaire_p: Ace Hexagon
 sethtriggs: That is an interesting design
 Mangledpixel: boop
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: that was like a mario party game
 A_Dub888: Mr Beast is in this?
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 sephyhallow: Wait can you accidentally hit the princess?
 Foxmar320: Avoid the blue balls
 bytecaster: So now it's Donkey Kong!
 sethtriggs: Rule 1: Don't get hit
DigitalSeahorse: fighting a giant robo Gibb
 Mangledpixel: oh arcade titles? heck yeag
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 RealGamerCow: Good, do it again
 Foxmar320: 
   Anubis169: that's the game?
Oscelot: Congrats, you did it!
Luminaire_p: You beat it, again
 RocknGrohlNerd: from downtown
 bytecaster: You play to enter your name in the "roll of kings"
 GreatWahooney: yes
   Anubis169: yes somebody has
 TheDevil_Risen: yes someone has looped it
 Mangledpixel: everything keeps going faster until you die, just like real life
   Anubis169: because the right side of the level bugs out and becomes blind
 Sethalidos: the term is the kill screen'
 Astra7525: well that game sure was krap
 sethtriggs: A Winner is You!
DigitalSeahorse: them ghosties must be lightning fast in the end level
Seagulyus: didn't someone find a way to pass the kill screen in tetris?
 RealGamerCow: The first game I remember with an "Ending" is Adventure
Papperslappen: Krull krulled
 sethtriggs: Elite
   Anubis169: i remember playing Granny's Garden for the BBC Micro 
 RocknGrohlNerd: all your krulls are belong to us
 sethtriggs: Yeah I remember seeing a video about someone getting past the Tetris kill screen but I forgot how
 Alahmnat: now I'm curious if Pacman 256 has survived iOS's many deprecations
   Anubis169: YYYYYYYESSSSS!!!!
 saucemaster5000: hellll yes
 BusTed: hell yeah
 Jillexie: CLassic
 bytecaster: Was that Skeletor?
 Astra7525: There is a live-action He-man movie?
 NightValien28: bytecaster it was
KV1NN4: HE-MAAAAN 8D
   Anubis169: it is 
 sethtriggs: I feel like I saw this once
DigitalSeahorse: KRILL 
DoodlestheGreat: Mustards of the Universe.
 saucemaster5000: yup
 TheDevil_Risen: haha masters of the universe 
 BusTed: Slackers!
 Crad0k: frank langella in his favroute role
 Jillexie: Tom Paris!
   Anubis169: for me, this was my He-Man... I'd never seen the animated version before this
 LithelyUnshod: Vice Principal Strickland?
 TehAmelie: this is some good production for FMV
 NightValien28: 80s isekai
 bytecaster: They Mario Movied it
 sethtriggs: That guy looked like Donald Pleasance.
Oscelot: @NightValien28 *cackle*
j_crane330: Man the last time I saw someone playing Krull was Rifftrax for a promotional trailer
 Bruceski: They Barbie'd it
Seagulyus: so this is He-Man isekai'd to Earth?
 Alahmnat: the reverse isekai
Papperslappen: The costume design is fantastic
 Foxmar320: Ok this is rad
 TehAmelie: oh wait it's just the He-Man movie isn't it
  TXC2: to be fair, Dolph lugdren is top notch casting for He man
 sethtriggs: Good practical effects
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
kusinohki: no budget for eternia, so send them to vancouver
DigitalSeahorse: Skeletor!
 A_Dub888: @nightvalien28 EightIsekai
   Anubis169: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: it's HEman
 SnackPak_: dang
 A_Dub888: @foxmar320 you’re rad
 sethtriggs: Wow this was 1987
   Anubis169: yup she plays Julie 
Oscelot: @kusinohki Truth for like the entirety of scifi though lol
 TehAmelie: the movie is included on the CD? such value
DigitalSeahorse: "JULIE!"
 bytecaster: That sure is GTK3 file selectio ndialog
Papperslappen: Enter the Dolph!
TacitusVigil: Isn't this the movie they kept stealing money from the Superman IV budget to fund?
   Anubis169: Chat, Look! Over there!
KV1NN4: i think one of the writers for Dark Crystal worked on that MAsters fo the Universe movie
   Anubis169: 👉
DoubleNterprises: That was a young Tom Paris yelling "JULIE!"
 Foxmar320: @A_Dub888 
 Foxmar320: Yesssss
 bytecaster: Oh my
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha nice
Oscelot: Oooo delicious
DigitalSeahorse: Quicktime!
 RealGamerCow: yeah it was something like a Unity key for the company
Oscelot: gotta love that c64 splash
 sethtriggs: THis is nice and meta
 BusTed:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: graphics!
DigitalSeahorse: Commodor 46
  TXC2: I can hear the theme in my head
   Anubis169:   
 Mangledpixel: drag and drop the file onto the window
 MenomeAlice: The greatest computer system of all time 💜
 public_key_reveal_party: someone made a video game system based on lrr? 
 Drasvin:   
 TreeVor84:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
DigitalSeahorse: yes
UtilityPunk: The origin story!
 SquareDotCube: If only we had a C64 somewhere to run it on
 ProcyonFlynn: Time is a flat circle 
  TXC2: LRR travelled in time
Papperslappen: You have to wait 20 minutes for the tape to do its thing
DigitalSeahorse: booth
 Mangledpixel: @LoadingReadyRun VICE works best if you simply drag and drop the rom onto the window
Oscelot: that trailer was amazing though, so at least we got to watch that XD
   Anubis169: Warlock! 
 bytecaster: crrrrrimes
 RocknGrohlNerd: legolas?
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 vinewood_og: Mr Pitt?
 MehallD: oh YES I had Warlcok on the Mega drive, love that game
Oscelot: beat me to it @bytecaster lol
   Anubis169: RIP Julian Sands 
Nosser2: Ooo, a Julian Sands classic.
jarnatan: admitting my curimes? no thanks
 Bruceski: Man AND God?
 Alahmnat: every time lol
Oscelot: man it really is 1980s isekai
 sephyhallow: RICHARD E GRANT STRIKES AGAIN!
  TXC2: WHAT?!
 TehAmelie: Highlander: The TV Show: The Game?
 sethtriggs: The hair is WILD
jarnatan: On a scale of 5 to 7 how richardy is your grant
Chesul: I've seen this one! It's really bad!
 vinewood_og: Igni!
 sethtriggs: I love the bouiffant
DoodlestheGreat: I remember this one. I've got a story about it, but not here.
 niccus: how deep into the satanic panic was this
 sethtriggs: Is that Hugo Weaving?
 TehAmelie: do you think they paid to license this performance of Dies Irae?
Oscelot: This is so cheesy XD
 Dalrint: Hey I recognize this music from like 800 movie trailers
 sethtriggs: CUrsed found objects are such a great genre
 Foxmar320: I need to watch this
Hulyen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
   Anubis169: it's cheese-tastic
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Hulyen! (Today's storm count: 33)
Oscelot: only 800? @Dalrint lol
 Jillexie: It is very not good
 sporkraptor: Witcher, The
   Anubis169: love it
 BusTed: pretty sick logo
Seagulyus: isn't this a cult classic?
 kimmiekoneko: wario ck
Oscelot: I am glad we get really good movies now. I super miss camp though
 CouldntPickAUsername: I missed the start of the stream, what are we doing?
NimrodXIV: RIP Julian Sands
 ArdCollider: Warlock the Armageddon is better.
   Anubis169: hahahaha, also wonderful
Oscelot: @CouldntPickAUsername movie games!
 Steelwolf171: First in a series of Warlock movies
 Alahmnat: to defeat the warlock, you must make him jump over a chasm
 bytecaster: @CouldntPickAUsername Movie tie in games from the past
 ArdCollider: I also have an amazing story about these films for later, Ben. 
jarnatan: That's just John Wick
Seagulyus: @CouldntPickAUsername Alex played an arcade game, and-yeah waht bytecaster said
Oscelot: protags get more HP
 wiganlass: RIP Julian Sands
 cheezweazl: Dead Heat is classic schlock
Izandai: 
Duffadash: Showed it in a double feature with R.I.P.D. one time
 wedge_x: Treat Williams and *Joe Piscapo*
 RocknGrohlNerd: Rob Banx? I love the guy
  TXC2: Moviebob has covered this movie on his Scholcktober series, it's great
DigitalSeahorse: evil 80s
 Alahmnat: sorry what?
   Anubis169: it's so good!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry
 sporkraptor: that is Extremely Reanimator
DigitalSeahorse: Dead Heat
 public_key_reveal_party: being evil was so much more fun in the 80's
DAC169: what was the name of this movie again?
   Anubis169: Dead Heat
Oscelot: What film was this again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What movie was that????
Oscelot: ty Anubis
 BITs19_: heck I forgot it was W+P today
 GreatWahooney: I should be writing these down
 BITs19_: YOOOOOO
 Bassios: That sounds so unhinged I don't think it's ever encountered the concept of a hinge ever
Oscelot: @GreatWahooney I know right? I feel like I'm building a watch list
 OldUncleDan: Is Dead Heat "I kick ass for The Lord?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I need to go sail the seas for that one
 Foxmar320: Wat!
 TehAmelie: so unhinged it's a wall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Can we have a series of W+P movie nights?
Oscelot: ROFL @TehAmelie
 sephyhallow: Edward Scissorhands was Vinny P's last movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the LRRscord?
   Anubis169: OldUncleDan: no that's the movie Braindead, which is also amazing
 Bassios: @TehAmelie 🤣
 GreatWahooney: @Oscelot I showed some friends Flash Gordon for the first time and this looks like a fantastic journey to go on from there
Nosser2: @OldUncleDan That's Dead Alive.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yes please
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig That'd be fun. I dunno if they allow those on the discord tho?
DigitalSeahorse: there's been a few public domain movie nights
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: once this sub hits 88 months, you're gonna see some serious shit
Oscelot: @GreatWahooney Niiice
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 bytecaster: Acclaim!
   Anubis169: ooo it's a megadrive game!
 Astra7525: ESC?
Duffadash: What do you mean Lifeforce is not good? That movie might be the best thing Cannon Films ever made!
 BusTed: 
DigitalSeahorse: woops
 JessieImproved: play it tiny, for the full ROM experience
 Diabore: wait thats not graham!
 Foxmar320: welp
   Anubis169: ohh the analog snow 
   Anubis169: that's a memory and a half
 Foxmar320: Thats tottaly a Graham
jarnatan: Trimark? Is that when you order Robot Gillyman from Temu?
  TXC2: that'll do ya
DigitalSeahorse: SEGA
Oscelot: no kidding @Anubis169
 MehallD: I have a physical copy of this game!
 bytecaster: Of course it's a platformer
 BusTed: Nice
Izandai: Okay just straight in cool.
Oscelot: oh wow, this is surprisingly good sprite work
Nosser2: Oh dang, that's a nice background.
 Foxmar320: Graphics looks really good actually
3PlayerPolitics: borb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I'm going to go ask right now, and if not I might ask Alex if its ok if a whole bunch of W+P weirdos ask to have these movies as his movies nights in his discord for the next.......while
 RocknGrohlNerd: aaah the crouches of respect, from the start
gnomebot1: I have this game and emulator.
jarnatan: There are wild pokemon in the tall grass, beware
 bytecaster: We can even ponder the orb!
 sporkraptor: spikey grass
 IanAllenBird: rip butterflies
 Bassios: That crow was 100% starting shit first
 BusTed: What a terrible night for a curse
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig feel free to pm me on discord (same name) and let me know if anything comes of it :3
 saucemaster5000: at least the sprite work is pretty good
  TXC2: Knuckle ass move right there
Seagulyus: did Alex just kill a man?
 RocknGrohlNerd: get balled, son
Seagulyus: oh no he warped away nevermind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the butterfly your familiar or something?
ThorSokar: Is this supposed to be the movie Warlock?
 SnackPak_: the genesis sound chip is legendary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuhhhhhhh, excuse me?
  TXC2: ThorSokar  yes
 kimmiekoneko: the genesis fm synth is so good
 bytecaster: We are losing skin
Oscelot: Oh geez rofl
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Foxmar320: Genisis had some great music, go listen to any Sonic soundtrack from it
 IbunWest: @ThorSokar I believe all of these games are movie tie in games
 Mangledpixel: need hopsital
Bearudite: gonna make him play time killerz?
 public_key_reveal_party: doom sitting off to the side copying warlock's notes
 OldUncleDan: So, you're saying that this is something that Ninten...  Don't?
Oscelot: Uhoh, cat sick. bbs
ThorSokar: oh, GOODY
 bytecaster: It's a souls-like, you got a roll
Izandai: 
ThorSokar: is the SNES game completely different?
 Dalrint: Speedrun tech!
   Anubis169: Speedrun strats found
Izandai: Somersaulting through the library.
 GreatWahooney: oh, so this is Dark Souls then
TheAinMAP: Rolling, rolling, rolling...
  TXC2: rolly polly man
 BusTed: They kinda look like heart eyes
Izandai: Where we're going, we don't need face skin.
 public_key_reveal_party: the robot skull does have heart eyes though
 BusTed: 😍
 bytecaster: @BusTed We are just in love
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 Strebenherz: Good evening lrr
  TXC2: hello Strebenherz  welcome
 bytecaster: The blue flame must have been an extra life
Izandai: 
 BusTed: ouch
 Foxmar320: Wow game was like no you're done
Izandai: ^
ThorSokar: that is VICIOUS
 accountmadeforants: Unlike witches, warlocks don't float
 bytecaster: We are getting the full experience!
 LurkerSpine: https://archive.org/details/warlock-usa
   Anubis169: https://www.videogamemanual.com/snes/Warlock%20(USA).pdf <-- snes manual
 LurkerSpine: wait that's the wrong one
Trixalicious: This says to try up and start together?
jarnatan: A miner head injury is what hard hats are for
 MehallD: I looked it up, hold up and press start to cast the equipped spell, if you have multiple you hold down and pres sstart to change them
 bytecaster: @LurkerSpine Love the StarGate advert though!
 MehallD: blue bottle recovers 1 hit point
   Anubis169: it's a health potion 
 BusTed: leaf shield
Izandai: Okay this game is sick now.
 RocknGrohlNerd: dm I cast health potion
Izandai: We got spells.
jarnatan: what happens if you roll like this
 BusTed: 
 public_key_reveal_party: does that mean you only get an eclipse every 1000 years?
EvilBadman: Don't talk to me, or my son, the Warlock again
jarnatan: Falling damage in a 2D platformer? Brutal
epsilon_vee: ancient druid runestones (collect all 6)
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Redbassist: dragonball?
  TXC2: Izandai  they happen monthly no? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lore interrupted by falling damage
 Bruceski: Warlock fell down some stairs, Earth is saved
Izandai: @TXC2 In a just world they would.
 Crad0k: it happens during an eclipse, but not *every* eclipse
Wiliart subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 Wiliart: 40 has eaten
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 Bassios: Apparently the SNES version is better than the Genesis version. How much better is a glass coffin situation - remains to be seen.
   Anubis169: that's a complete heal i think
 bytecaster: Love rotating prisms
 accountmadeforants: @Izandai Depends on where on Earth you are, maybe it's counting a solar eclipse when looked at from a very specific area through a pinhole.
   Anubis169: 
Trixalicious: So if Warlock is the bad guy and doing this, who are you playing as who also does magic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Trixalicious good question, next question
warpstonewarlock: druid
   Anubis169: ok chat, we're stepping into a bird's mouth
warpstonewarlock: you're playing as a druid
   Anubis169: ORB
 bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig The wizard of course, judging from the orb
 accountmadeforants: @Trixalicious Peacelock
 public_key_reveal_party: @Thefluffiestguineapig I assume you are also a warlock, just warlock (good) vs warlock (evil)
 RocknGrohlNerd: sentient elevator?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Paternoster
   Anubis169: nah not a paternoster
   Anubis169: that looks like a screen kill
munocard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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jarnatan: Paternosters move continuously at a constant speed
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyHeadstrongDumplingsSeemsGood-PaxusDsytM3n_3mx
 Astra7525: I think we can barely hear the zombie scream
 Anaerin: I'm getting strong "We have Castlevania at home" vibes from this.
jarnatan: Castlevania: One-man Band of the Afternoon
 bytecaster: Why do they only turn into zombies  when they see us?
 Lord_Hosk: Zombies sometimes rise from the dead
Papperslappen: shhlluuurp
 BusTed: good as new
   Anubis169: It's probably paranoia but I can't help but think the "we have X at home" meme is corporate backed
Luminaire_p: It's no Wayne's World, though
DigitalSeahorse: secret passage through big wall?
  TXC2: Anubis169  it's a Joke from John Mulany isn't it?
DigitalSeahorse: Boss
 sethtriggs: RUDE
 richard_ermen: Wait...I know that game!
 bytecaster: Get prismed
 richard_ermen: Izzar....WARLOCK?
   Anubis169: TXC2: Nah i mean with how pervasive it got
 Anaerin: @richard_ermen It sure is!
 TehAmelie: i'm sure some corporations have wanted to get in on the meme action
  TXC2: Julian sands being a jump scare tracks IMO
DigitalSeahorse: Scrooge's lucky number one dime
   Anubis169: that's one of the stones
 Lord_Hosk: If you encounter a bird in a jar
 BusTed: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 richard_ermen: @Anaerin Great scott! I knew it! I think I played this on...SNES?
Papperslappen: "runestone"
 Anaerin: @richard_ermen This is the Genesis/Mega Drive version.
   Anubis169: The stones in the movie look awful, like somebody's gone down to Crystal Healing R' Us
  TXC2: password systems were a wild idea really
 accountmadeforants: The best part about passwords was guessing passwords and ending up at random levels.
 Bassios: "Easy"... realtively
 richard_ermen: The movie for it was...bad iirc
 Bassios: relatively*
DigitalSeahorse: survdurr
   Anubis169: NOPE
 RocknGrohlNerd: omgr pswerd is srvdr
jarnatan: Why is he wearing Sherlock's bathrobe?
DigitalSeahorse: woo
 TehAmelie: gettin all the cheevos
Oscelot: limitations breed creativity
DigitalSeahorse: heck yeah
 Crad0k: we're in giegerland now
  TXC2: "limitations breed creativity" - Mark Rosewater
 Alness49: I don't think this is DK's banana horde
 sporkraptor: those spiders have Teeth
 BusTed: Secret area so hostile 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
25 raiders from dailytechnewsshow have joined!
 Crad0k: snek
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 Bassios: Maybe it's magic, maybe it's an enormous amount of DRUGS
 Lord_Hosk: Green and purple, every 90 anti-establishments go to
DigitalSeahorse:  perfect ref to make for this era
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello raiders
   Anubis169: 
 BusTed: we have demonstrated a loop
jarnatan: This level is giving Heart of Darkness
  TXC2: welcome to WARLOCK the game
DigitalSeahorse: oof
warpstonewarlock: Wild Zubats!
 BusTed: we get iframes
Oscelot: is this the evolutionary step that led to the morph ball? 
DigitalSeahorse: we lost our triangles!
 Lord_Hosk: Reminds me of Highlander... You get getting the quickening
 Sethalidos: that spider had a face
 accountmadeforants: Do those spiders have human faces?
DigitalSeahorse: "Not by the flesh on my chinny chin chin!"
EvilBadman: We cast time walk?
  TXC2: Lord_Hosk  I hope we get a game for the movie
Oscelot: jorogumo confirmed hehe
jarnatan: Gonna cheer people up from now on by telling them they got flesh on their chin
   Anubis169: We found the hard mode area
 BusTed: we're at critical heart eyes
 TehAmelie: if the choice is fighting giant spiders with faces or wearing that purple coat i'm in trouble
DigitalSeahorse: nice
DigitalSeahorse: eep
 Foxmar320: Too many spiders has been called
Oscelot: yelp review saying "more spiders than anticipated" would be terrifying
DigitalSeahorse: cool
 Bassios: "More spiders than anticipated" is a definite mood
 TehAmelie: is this a roguelike?
 Bassios: A non-practicing druid
Oscelot: no, he's just loading save states
 bytecaster: @TehAmelie warlocklike actually
 RocknGrohlNerd: the game has so much style and character
 sporkraptor: Skull Spiders
 Alness49: Druid except for chicken and fish
 TehAmelie: hee hee
 niccus: sometimes a druid is to nature like programmers are to computers
Papperslappen: 'tis a silly place
CuteTeaGoat: spider cave was full iof spiders
  TXC2: a druid, but you're on the Snorlax's shit list
 Foxmar320: huh
DigitalSeahorse: bouncy diamond?
Oscelot: I love the sound effect for those vines that is very definitely just a dude making slurpy sounds
ayyyko: bye
 Diabore: 
 Sethalidos: boing
 Foxmar320: We died ;p;
 saucemaster5000: tinker bell ganked you
Izandai: 
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
Papperslappen: ahahahahahah
 RocknGrohlNerd: you druids do not float on diamonds? just me?
 BusTed: 
Oscelot: roflmao
DigitalSeahorse:   
 ProcyonFlynn: !highlight
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MWGNZ:  
 Alahmnat: INcredible
  TXC2: COOL GAME
 Redbassist: 
 Lord_Hosk: AWESOME
Luminaire_p: 
 Bassios: That was amazing
 Atarra: ROFL
TheAinMAP: 
Bearudite: "get tinkerbelled idiot"
   Anubis169: Diamond is flight
 Atarra: bodied
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's truly absolutely a whole thing
   Anubis169: (temporary flight)
Trixalicious: Footnote, flight spell does not include landing safely spell
Izandai: Oh that's awesome.
   Anubis169: 5
 notthepenguins: 5
   Anubis169: it's the Fulton
Izandai: Also Peace Walker.
Seagulyus: there was a balloon on that though!
 IbunWest: Which one is the one where you can acquire basic fence
Izandai: Survive
  TXC2: Metal gear Survive
Oscelot: "I got it, et's make something which has traditionally been a game pickup and tell our players to use it as a bouncing mushroom!"
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PreciousAmericanArmadilloPipeHype-k_sz6QcLpndSmE3f
 Atarra: the game puts that jump there like "don't you wish you picked the cave actually"
Izandai: Ooh
Oscelot: That's not confusing *at all* yep
 SquareDotCube: like the heaven cheat in Saints Row, that would send corpses skyward instead of plopping on the ground
Izandai: Hey I think this game might be too good for this show.
 accountmadeforants: This is some cool magic for the era
 Foxmar320: LOL
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahhahh
   Anubis169: hahaha
DoodlestheGreat: spooders
DigitalSeahorse:  
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HorribleCharmingBubbleteaSmoocherZ-OV1ySDtes0ek4qsw
   Anubis169: Bramble Blaster
 Foxmar320: Just realized the spider cave is behind a waterfall
 sethtriggs: The graphics are actually pretty nice to me
  Texan_Reverend: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FairBrightMeerkatSuperVinlin-NcuitERizwOzIyGl
 sethtriggs: They remind me of those goop guys from Kid Chameleon
DigitalSeahorse: sneaky spoopifer
DigitalSeahorse: emote
Luminaire_p: This whole area reminds me of underneath Monkey Island
 niccus: or duke nukem 2
   Anubis169: this is a good game though, it's a time eater, but good
Izandai: I'm in.
Papperslappen: Only 4 entries on speedrun .com for Warlock on Genesis. The fastest is 28 minutes 11 seconds
DigitalSeahorse: a sun dial? down here in the dank?
 bytecaster: @DigitalSeahorse Love the underdank
Seagulyus: "Oh Prince, what is that?" *Prince loads shotgun* "Old family relic, dont worry"
 IbunWest: The chindow
DigitalSeahorse: owee
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   Anubis169: that's damn good
 Crad0k: @Seagulyus "i like to keep it handy for close encounters"
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 sethtriggs: That is fun
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 accountmadeforants:   
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  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Sleep well!!
 bytecaster: @TXC2 Good night!
 sethtriggs: THis commercial break song is nice
Seagulyus: @Crad0k 
 accountmadeforants: I'm suddenly reminded of Crawl. (Way more recent, I know, but that had some bangers, too)
 sethtriggs: What is this song from?
 sporkraptor: and goodbye
 sporkraptor: and hello
 L0rdX33n: Crawl was sick
Jethrain: @sethtriggs The game they were just playing, Warlock
KV1NN4: forgot the name of the movie/game they were playing already uuuhm
KV1NN4: oh yeah thanks
 sethtriggs: Warlock, got it. This is nice
 accountmadeforants: @L0rdX33n Hell yeah it was
KV1NN4: think the movie soundtrack will reflect this sound in any way..?
 TehAmelie: oh right the express bus!
DigitalSeahorse: hey, chat!  wish me luck that my kidney stone passes swiftly (I have appointment so hopefully assistance will make it faster)
DigitalSeahorse: it's been almost a week
EvilBadman: @DigitalSeahorse I have been there many times, godspeed and goodluck
KV1NN4: Good luck Seahourse!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 bytecaster: @DigitalSeahorse I'm rooting for you and your stone!
 accountmadeforants: @KV1NN4 Honestly, I don't think the quality of the movie has any relation to the soundtrack, either. Composers will just go hard anyway.
DigitalSeahorse: thanks
Oscelot: wb y'all
 bytecaster: Next trailer, next trailer!
Oscelot: @accountmadeforants Yeah game composers are here to have a fun time hehehehe
 QuixoticScrivener: new face?!?
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Oscelot: @QuixoticScrivener That's Ben!
Oscelot: @QuixoticScrivener He just shaved which threw me too
 Lord_Hosk: Ohhh my
 niccus: oh no.
 QuixoticScrivener: @oscelot another one!
DigitalSeahorse: rad movie
 GreatWahooney: this was such a weird movie
 richard_ermen: Ohhh, with Pierce Brosnan!
 sethtriggs: Huh@
 MehallD: Pierce!
 richard_ermen: What a weird movie that was.
   Anubis169: This movie got sued by King for using his name in the credits
 TehAmelie: this movie had an amazing idea of what cyberspace was like before there was cyberspace
 IbunWest: You know i never knew what this movie was about but this is not what i was expecting at all
fiftymcnasty: The writers just kinda wrapped the King story around the story they already had that they wanted to make
 OldUncleDan: Flowers for Algernon in the Matrix.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are the most 1980's fucking hairstyles
Izandai: what
 richard_ermen: Also: "Making someone smarter makes them into a monster!" kind of movie
NimrodXIV: don't forget the VR sex scene 
Oscelot: Oh man, the amount of neurodiverse shittiness in the 80s x.x
 Anaerin: This and Johnny Mnemonic were a vibe.
 sethtriggs: I feel like this is triggering a childhood memory for me
   Anubis169: Ben, have you seen the Lost In Space movie's CGI now?
Oscelot: er shittiness towards neurodiverse people
 Alahmnat: my uncle had one of those mind's eye videos on laserdisc
   Anubis169: it did not age well 
 Crad0k: we watched this in class when i was 12
Krat_Arona: This is pretty much just VRChat
 sethtriggs: This makes me think of Hypnospace Outlaw
 bytecaster: The 90s were wild
 GreatWahooney: wait there's sequels?!
 TehAmelie: is this a trailer or a summary?
 IanAllenBird: oh my god
Oscelot: What on earth lol
 TheAwkes: What a goddamned premise.
 sethtriggs: Yep I remember seeing that movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the entire damn reason
fiftymcnasty: This had basically nothing to do with the King story
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
 bytecaster: So what are we thinking, is the game about mowing lawns?
 ArdCollider: there was a *lot* of screaming "i am GOD HERE" in grade school.
 Lord_Hosk: you would think that Dr James bond would have learned not to give gardeners psycic abilities after the first one killed him.
 munocard: You should be playing this with a headset
 QuixoticScrivener: how close is brain mowing to mind flaying?
 Alahmnat: "Sales Curve Interactive"
Oscelot: Why does this sound like the intro to the 1990's BBC Robin Hood?
 sporkraptor: yaaay I'm old
 Gekyouryuu: My LGS has the Nintendo cartridge for this game
 accountmadeforants: I like the title up top " THE LANWMOWER MAN"
 munocard: Wasn't this the 90's?
Oscelot: Yeeeeah
 OldUncleDan: 30 years ago.
NimrodXIV: this was 1992
 accountmadeforants: Ah, Twitch removes excess spaces, neat
 CaptainSpam: The past occurred, and it's not the past anymore!  It's not even YOUR past!  HORRORS!!!
 richard_ermen: I recently watched some 80s cop shows. Goddard are those bad.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People are still shitty about my autism now
 notthepenguins: THE SHOP
 Atarra: @NimrodXIV the 90s really weren't much better
Oscelot: Same Ben. born in 85
 sethtriggs: dat face
Metric_Furlong: the 80s were shitty about a lot of things
NimrodXIV: @Atarra ...yeah
   Anubis169: eyy, '85 represent Oscelot
 bytecaster: Things were real bad not that long ago it turns out
 munocard: only you can defeat virtual forest fires.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh definitely, but a lot more people are like "yeah no cut that out"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They just have a harder time getting me fired just for being autistic
Oscelot: Nice! @Anubis169
fiftymcnasty: @notthepenguins the shop is a reoccurring King boogieman secret agency
 munocard: Extra Medium
Oscelot: roflmao
Oscelot: real mid gameplay
 notthepenguins: @fiftymcnasty Aha
 sporkraptor: oooo you can play a giiirl! how Politically Correct
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @fiftymcnasty It's the one that ran the Firestarter experiments IIRC (why the fuck do I know that)
   Anubis169 plays the Crystal Maze theme
 Crad0k: later we're going to the aztec zone
EvilBadman: medium gameplay is a good discord sticker candidate
 wiganlass: crystal maze time
 sethtriggs: We are at a technological level now where the fanciful games of movies can be a reality can't they be?
Oscelot: we're just playing a japanese moving gate game XD
 Alahmnat: Mode Seven!
fiftymcnasty: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah that was basically their earliest appearance
EvilBadman: Do a barrel roll!
 LordZarano: Oh it's just Race The Sun
Oscelot: Virtually!
 munocard: what?
 LordZarano: And now it isn't
 BusTed: I think I played this on SNES
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 Alness49: I can't help but feel "Lawnmower Man: The Game" has a "Torment Nexus" ring to it
DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: CDs 
 munocard: ORBS!
 GreatWahooney: just like in the movie!
Oscelot: I gotta say, the one thing that's almost always good (or at least eminently enjoyable) in 90's games is the music
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 TehAmelie: time to mow some grass with extreme prejudice
 wedge_x: I always preferred Rush'N Attack
Krat_Arona: CDs will never take off, Floppy Disks are where it's at
KV1NN4: wasn;t the chimp  cut from the theatrical release?
   Anubis169: tyres?
 Foxmar320: Ive played this Sonic boss
 bytecaster: So when are we mowing the lawn?
   Anubis169: nope, just zero damage animations
 Greyah: I love that you're just fighting a car. Not a special car. Not a magic car. Not an evil robot car. Just a car.
Oscelot: Some time y'all should look at Charles Cornell's examination of the Duck Tales music
Oscelot: (on YT)
 Marvoleath: what is happening at the bottom of the screen xD
   Anubis169: yeah there was
 TehAmelie: a car full of magic items!
   Anubis169: it was the test subject
 munocard: A PUZZLE?!
 Marvoleath: and more importantly, why is that happening?
KV1NN4: it depends on which version of the movie you watch whether there's a chimp
 Crad0k: ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! i remember that bit
 Marvoleath: 
 Astra7525: "Oh that monkey's got a gun" now that's a quote
 Alahmnat: you know, how normal people jump
kusinohki: random green lights at the bottom go off for some reason
KV1NN4: I THINK the theater version removed as much of the chimp plot as possible
NimrodXIV: what
 IanAllenBird: lmaooo
   Anubis169: oh boy
 Lord_Hosk: Personally I would go to the library and read a book but thats me
 GreatWahooney: classic brute force attack
EvilBadman: Destiny 2 puzzle confirmed
 munocard: much like Destiny, you use your gun to interact with the world
KV1NN4: neither version of the movie is better or worse i thimk
 wedge_x: Zaxxon
 nevyn666: is this lawnmower man?
KV1NN4: yup
Oscelot: yep @nevyn666
 nevyn666: i actually owned this game. its sooo bad.
Izandai: 
   Anubis169: He can't destroy all the originals, he'd lose the copyright
 Mangledpixel: is this Project 4K77?
   Anubis169: Ben: Harmy's Despecialised?
   Anubis169: oh beautiful, ya got my interest 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UninterestedAgileWalrusStoneLightning-EXMl6llV3aXnAtEn
MMoritz: YES
DigitalSeahorse: good idea
 Alahmnat: so, Marathon then?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or early 2000's Mac games
 kumatsu: Power Pete gaming
   Anubis169: Alex: Hit up LadyAiluros, she has a plethora
 GasCityGaming: I had a 3d robocop game back in the early 90s
 SquareDotCube: The Apple Pippin!
 Crad0k: ooh, we've got so much 80s/90s mac stuff
 Getter404: Dark Tower as in King or Dark Tower as in board game with the Orson Welles commercial?
   Anubis169: and Wrexadecimal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's one from the 2000's I remember about rescuing pteranadon eggs
 iris_of_ether: One of the Video Game History Foundation staff occasionally plays these on his home stream
DigitalSeahorse: the only one I played was a spelling game I played a start level on a friend's computer
 brainbosh: Scarab of Ra!
MMoritz: I used to love the old black and white mac games
 Alahmnat: Alex has become the Graham
Oscelot: I have a disc I could mail up to you @LoadingReadyRun
Metric_Furlong: oh, the "you are dead" game
EvilBadman: sounds like we need an Alex drives W+P ep
Oscelot: of Total Distortion
   Anubis169: He's finding stuff to torture himself with, the circle is complete
Oscelot: Yesssss flip the tables
DoodlestheGreat: I'm all for this idea!
 Foxmar320: Yes please Graham needs to experience fear as well
Oscelot: It's not actually a BAD game imo, it's jsut really weird
 Crad0k: some of me wants to try and hook up the drives and stuff, some of me is afraid that the drives are unrecoverable at this point and wants to just leave them in superposition
Oscelot: The You Are Dead song is so good
 Bassios: Oh god this movie
 Astra7525: oh boy
   Anubis169: waaaaaaaait this had a game?
Bearudite: noooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot So the perfect W+P game
Bearudite: not skorpiuan king
 Lord_Hosk: Wait... THE ROCK
 richard_ermen: Scorpion King?
Oscelot: yeah @Thefluffiestguineapig not wrong
 fastlane250: April 1st is on a Wednesday next year...
 IbunWest: The Final Boss himself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Skorpinak King????
 Getter404: Ah yes, before it became a rotating cast of MMA Fighters attempting to act
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DaxStrife: Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson!
   Anubis169: I know there were like 4 Scorpion King movies
 Alahmnat: with a sorcerer at his side, he'll have a sorcerer at his side
 Lord_Hosk: The worst of the mummy movies
 bytecaster: Oh, we are Dark Universing?
Oscelot: @LoadingReadyRun If you want me to I could send up a disk image of total distortion though
 sethtriggs: Think of the movies that were so bad they never got a movie tie-in
 saucemaster5000: there were indeed 4
 Bassios: That's 5 too many
 Diabore: i know of 3
 L0rdX33n: I heard 6
 munocard: There are a LOT
Seagulyus: oh its sadly correct
Bearudite: 4 more than needed
 Nigouki: this looks so much cheaper and B-Movie-ish than I remember
 nevyn666: first two mummy movies were so good.
   Anubis169: Only #1 has The Rock
 Angnor33: There are a lot of scorpion kings...
   Anubis169: and all of them suck
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 Nigouki: this look straight up direct-to-video
Oscelot: I'll email him then o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife We have a cat who came into the shelter and someone named him "Rock" so I've been calling him Rock "the Dwayne" Johnson and no one else laughs and I am so sad
Oscelot: watchandplay@loadingreadyrun.com iirc
 LurkerSpine: There are 5 scorpion king movies... and an upcoming reboot
 sethtriggs: I keep thinking of Michael Jackson's "Remember the Times" video
Oscelot: I'll send an email in a few
   Anubis169: i stand corrected, there are 5
 GasCityGaming: Walking Tall was an excellent early movie of The Rock's
 Wolfstrike_NL: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleWiseEchidnaChocolateRain-4EH6BpiP_QX7p-PI
 BusTed: remembering CG Rock at the end of The Mummy 2
 kimmiekoneko: the rock ass?
 GasCityGaming: a remake, but still
 niccus: the rock ass
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 How???? WHY?????
kingandcommoner: Apparently they announced a reboot 5 years back that hasn't happene dyet
 sethtriggs: This one I never saw
 Bassios: 5 Scorpion King movies is 6 too many
 Angnor33: Apparently there are 5 Scorpion King movies...
 munocard: I love terrible CG Scorpion Hybrid Rock
 Nigouki: Rock The Dwayne Johnson
 Angnor33: 1-4 and book of souls.
 wedge_x: and to be clear, one should *never* go full Dwayne The Rock Johnson
 Lord_Hosk: I can't believe how good of an actor the Rock became after this.  And then he made the Shazam spinoff
 dankmemeter: I can see how this changed the power scales in the DCU
Oscelot: @Lord_Hosk Oh no, it was that bad huh? I remember having been excited fr it but never got a chance to watch it
 LordZarano: !wp email
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   Anubis169: Lord_Hosk: Black Adam? I was into that movie for a fair amount, then it just kinda... ehh...
 TheAwkes: Being yourself gets weird when you "let" your employer own your identity.
Oscelot: oh ty @LordZarano
 Astra7525: Good to see that even in 2002 we already did "Rise of"-style game titles
 munocard: The Dark Universe
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Metric_Furlong: the Dark Universe?
fiftymcnasty: Dark Universe
 Alahmnat: Van Helsing well predates Dark Universe
 accountmadeforants: I remember my grandpa telling me about the war at Gamestop to get his copy of The Scorpion King.
Izandai: Alex no!
Bearudite: it slaps
 munocard: Oh wow, Godsmack.
MMoritz: sofia is amazing
DigitalSeahorse: any bongo emote 
kingandcommoner: Technically the Mummy was their second try. Tye originally tried with Dracula Untold
 Nigouki: Let Russel Crowne do weird shit!!!
 nevyn666: its not a bad movie. just...why tom cruise?
 munocard: This might get DMCA'd
 wiganlass: I love it, can’t explain why
TheAinMAP: 
Bearudite: this is some BUTT ROCK
 Lord_Hosk: Black Adam wasn't bad... it was just Nothing... it had no plot, no charicter development, and lame SFX.  it had nothing.
 wiganlass: is that music Godsmack?
EvilBadman: please do not besmirch GODSMACK
DigitalSeahorse: @TheAinMAP 
 SquareDotCube: Did you know that The Mummy 2017 also got its game and it's actually pretty good (it's a Metroidvania)
 munocard: Infamously litigious Godsmack /s
Lucario995: have you ever seen that tweet they made that was like "WItness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse." in 2017 that they made and then never posted on that account again
MMoritz: I'll stand up for Sofia boutella as the mummy. she was great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk It was so aggressively whelming
 Invitare: better CGI than the movie
 iris_of_ether: That sounds like Tony Jay
 Carlioo: @SquareDotCube yeah the wayforward mummy game is great
Oscelot: wow, this is... real sparse for PS2
KV1NN4: i think Tony Jay had left us by the time this game came out
 Alahmnat: this sounds like the trailer announcer guy doing a really *really* shitty "middle eastern" accent
 androgyknits: it honestly doesn't look too bad for being like 25 years old
 Bassios: If it were PS1 the vertices would be wibbling about because of the lack of floating point operations
Oscelot: god those subligars look really annoying to wear
DoodlestheGreat: A man named Vagina?
 wedge_x: platonic solid the rock
 Carlioo: a man named dwayne the rock johnson
 JessieImproved: The low poly Rock we always wanted
EvilBadman: IMDB says it's Earl Boen narrating
 Invitare: @androgyknits This is the same console as The Wind Waker and Metroid Prime
 LordManiMani: Dwayne "the facial map" Johnson
Bearudite: man the sun
   Anubis169: Good.... LORD...
Seagulyus: huh I remember this game being played somewhere and it was...okay? not great, not horrible
Bearudite: what a dick
 Foxmar320: This is outstanding
Oscelot: I'm sorry, Mathayus?
 OldUncleDan: The Scorpian King gives out a whole lot of -1/-1 counters.
 munocard: that's quite the mustache
   Anubis169: That's quite the VA
 Anaerin: Egypt, land of the Dude-Bros.
EvilBadman: that /is/ The rock
Oscelot: lol wow
 Bassios: Those idle animations are busy
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alahmnat: Cinema
Oscelot: I also love the authentic egyptian bear skin on this man
 Strebenherz: Mathias?  Redwall reboot looking good
Oscelot: you know, egypt. well known for its bears
   Anubis169: Somebody did that as OG Lara Croft
 sporkraptor: I think I've seen that
 munocard: Surely someone at Dragon*Con has done this.
fiftymcnasty: that UI
Oscelot: (I believe there are bears closeby-ish, but not in egypt itself)
kingandcommoner: ooh that footstep foley. that's not gonna get old
 munocard: I'm the rock, and all I know is punch
 Nigouki: Fun fact: Someone decided the wikipedia page for The Scorpion King movie actually needed a "Historical Accuracy" subsection
 sporkraptor: and you just kill a guy
 Marvoleath: 0 skulls left in that man's head
 munocard: bonus features?!
Chesul: Smash the Potriarchy!
 TheAwkes: Glorious walk cycles on display here.
Metric_Furlong: now, technically, this is Akkad, which is in Mesopotamia rather than Egypt. On the other hand, not a huge population of bears there either
 munocard: Behind the scenes?
 Alahmnat: the *credits* are a "bonus feature"?
 Marvoleath: @Chesul 
 IbunWest: Eat your heart out Dark Souls
Oscelot: @Chesul *groan* XD
MMoritz: I miss the classic days of licenced games
 SquareDotCube: It's not like cool bonus features, like Enter the Matrix
 LordManiMani: Use the elbow
 IbunWest: Wow
 TehAmelie: "Historical accuracy: No."
 IbunWest: All it took was three punches and that shield exploded
Oscelot: Gotta keep the armorers in business somehow
 Alahmnat: "press the X button to continue" is the gamer version of "when X enters the battlefield"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie "Historical accuracy: I mean, why ask?"
kingandcommoner: half expecting a willhelm scream at this point
 BusTed: "If you say no I'll disappear into the aether...!"
Oscelot: the giant ye old pointy sign
 Alahmnat: you get one move per zone
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 Foxmar320: Get rekt 
 Anaerin: Who needs a manual, just put up a wall of text!
 Alahmnat: this is very early "diegetic tutorial" stuff, lol
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: so nonchalant
 SquareDotCube: collect the Blood of Jiml; he's very anemic
 CaptainSpam: So now you've learned Big Stompy?
 bytecaster: Even this game has throw loops, smh
   Anubis169: "You... There."
EvilBadman: not even a rock bottom or surplex, damn
 Carlioo: the rock bottom should be a special move
Oscelot: "Ha-yup!"
   Anubis169: who's opening the gate? 
 cmdrud87: suplex city! suplex city!
Oscelot: @Anubis169 Ra, clearly
 Alahmnat: but can you pick up the guy?
 Foxmar320: Camera is the real final boss
 bytecaster: I feel like calling these people "trainers" is a bit of a stretch
 niccus: telling everyone that this is god hand
EvilBadman: @niccus lol
 Lord_Hosk: can you throw... him?
Oscelot: it always makes me laugh when the pots just levitate in your hands
Oscelot: so this is a zeldalike clearly 
 bytecaster: @Oscelot Even has rubies/rupees
 Lord_Hosk: Pot made of clay, wall made of clay... add clay to wall fixes wall its just math
Oscelot: I do appreciate that at this point in game dev we've realized we need to have the GAME ITSELF tell you how to play the game though
Oscelot: @bytecaster Hah, I'd missed that XD
kingandcommoner: Tatsumaki Senpukyaku
 baskwalla: Hit em with the "Rock Bottom"
EvilBadman: imagine getting a pick up in dark souls and a giant STAMINA +50 popup
Oscelot: I'm so entertained that they're just unlatching this gate with vertex animation instead of just rotating the latch
 Alahmnat: roflmao
 Foxmar320: They jumping us
 CaptainSpam: You will never escape the endless hell of your own home village!
 accountmadeforants: This is just that Jojo meme of everyone ganging up
   Anubis169: Ladies and Gentlemen, what you have just witnessed... is a 'Ganking' 
kingandcommoner: Welcome to Barter Town
 Strebenherz: GET HIS ASS
 BusTed: camel LOS
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Sethalidos: throw the camel
DigitalSeahorse: throw guys into guys
 Nigouki: and they say wrestling is fake
 Alahmnat: this is such great collision
Oscelot: "and I call this move putting the boys to sleep"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Use the Yakuza tech of "use man to hit other man"
Bearudite: we have OTGs
Oscelot: I love the camel just watching this in the background
 Astra7525: Maybe this is secretly a wrestling game?
 Marvoleath: 'hit a mofo with another mofo'
DigitalSeahorse: tbag guys with other guys tea bags
Oscelot: like the camel wouldn't be part of the melee
Oscelot: camels are bastards 
 accountmadeforants: To quote Robert Brockway from Cracked: "BEAT THEM WITH THEIR OWN KIND"
Oscelot: (I mean they're not actually, they aren't oreo donkeys. But that doesn't serve the joke so)
 Astra7525: and remember: This is EASY gameplay mode
 BusTed: so stout
 niccus: fundamentally this isn't that different from The You Testament
 bytecaster: Do you think they were going for "loney toons" or is this supposed to be "epic"?
   Anubis169: in the first Conan movie, he's drunk and backed into a camel.. turns around and punches it out 'cause he thinks it's a person not getting out of his way
Oscelot: @Anubis169 Pfffft oh no
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   Anubis169: in the second movie, the same camel spits on him and he knocks it out as he goes past
 Diabore: its astonishing that the scorpion king didnt torpedo the rocks career
  Simriel: Did I miss most of a watch +play? Dang
 Mazrae: Who is alex joined by today just got here
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Oscelot: @Mazrae Ben!
 Alahmnat: ah yes, the traditional Egyptian name, "Jesup"
   Anubis169: too much testing!
 accountmadeforants: @Diabore The Scorpion King got *multiple* sequels
 MAPBoardgames: It's good to be the king.
Oscelot: "Die well" really sounds like a subtweet
DigitalSeahorse: fowlly typing that word just threw my cursor out of the text box
 accountmadeforants: That's some great passive aggressive nonsense
Oscelot: *snerk* @DigitalSeahorse
DoomBringerIL: is this a before and after this game gets an oblivion remastred treatment?
 TehAmelie: king Urmhet of Akkadia huh. is this all from the movie?
 accountmadeforants: "Live free" -says ruler, "Die well" -says subject
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie No idea
hamraffle: @TehAmelie We are in before the movie territory
 Alahmnat: look, we're a scorpion, not a *monster*
Oscelot: I'm kind of thankful that they didn't try to go with egyptian instruments, because god they never would have handled that respectfully
 A_Dub888: My dudes, the voices are coming from INSIDE
hamraffle: By the time of the movie there are only 3 Akkadians left
 MAPBoardgames: Which of the Village People are these guys?
Bearudite: this looks like a slightly higher budget MDicky game
Oscelot: RIP that market stall
 MAPBoardgames: Link should sue
Oscelot: wow, destructbale terrain
 accountmadeforants: So where does this fit in the official Zelda timeline?
 Nigouki: breaking in while a residence is unoccupied vs occupied is two difference criminal charges iirc. maybe The Rock is only cool with one of them
EvilBadman: "I dinno, the rock came in and broke shit, we tried to stop him, but he was just possessed"
 Alahmnat: we're stimulating the local economy!
Oscelot: more than a week if you count drying time hehe
 Mangledpixel: smash the state, etc.
Oscelot: LOL oh my gods @Alahmnat
 TehAmelie: ha, my first thought was it looked like M Dickie had learned to animate fighting with weapons instead of just wrestling
 rentar42: Wait ... I thought you didn't play classical AAA games ...
 SquareDotCube: why do you think archaeologists find so many pot shards
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DigitalSeahorse: in the pot?
Oscelot: ROFL
 Foxmar320: Dudes were inside the pot!?
 Alahmnat: wow
 accountmadeforants: That jar was full of enemies!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Oscelot: ah yes ye old egyptian ninjas
 accountmadeforants: Shit, we took them out of the jar!
Oscelot: Up?
DigitalSeahorse: they're roofies
   Anubis169: ages ago
Oscelot: Arcade time I think
   Anubis169: Wall-meat from castlevania
Oscelot: I think I at least first saw the upgrades in orbs things in old bullet hells
DigitalSeahorse: now where are they all gonna go pottie?
 LurkerSpine: Dynasty Warriors had a bunch on the screen
  Simriel: Are we The Rock?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 MAPBoardgames: You smash a pot, and it drops money. You then spend that money at local vendors. Therefore stimulating the local economy. The broken pot fallacy.
 Steelwolf171: So you're the reason they find so many pot shards at dig sites
Trixalicious: "This guy murdered one concubine, so go to his town and murder everyone outdoors and then him." Normal thing to do.
 Atarra: this game has to be from the era when destructible environments were new and cool
 Atarra: even if it was just props
Oscelot: @Trixalicious very much 80s movie logic lol
 Marvoleath: @Trixalicious I mean, Troyan war was kinda like that, but the concubine wasnt even killed, just kidnapped
 nevyn666: its about drive. its about power.
Oscelot: @Marvoleath And only kidnapped according to one version of the story!
 MAPBoardgames: Lookout! He's got a sword!
 accountmadeforants: FOUR guys?
DigitalSeahorse: reach a level that's less clay everywhere
 OldUncleDan: Do you think this society would have appreciated Camel Up Super Cup?
 bytecaster: There is Fist of the North Stare Fitness boxing
   Anubis169: The recent 3 kingdoms one
 SquareDotCube: "You are already drunk"
Oscelot: I feel like the kind of games this society would have played were like... "senet but with real people"
 SquareDotCube: The Yakuza devs did one a few years back
 sethtriggs: I like the health bars
Oscelot: I feel like I remember this XD
DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: wait, was that Last Battle?
 accountmadeforants: @bytecaster There's also Hatsune Miku Fitness Boxing, and now I really want a Miku vs. North Star Fitness Boxing in the style of Marvel Vs. Capcom.
   Anubis169: the arcade one... oh crap what was it...
   Anubis169: Mugen?
Bearudite: fpga time
Oscelot: Games preservation is very hard in certain circumstances
   Anubis169: it is, done it
Bearudite: the table flip game
   Anubis169: Kancho!
Bearudite: KONCHO
Oscelot: owww
 GapFiller: Kancho Panza
 ArdCollider: kancho!
 bytecaster: As a comedy goof
 sethtriggs: Oh I remember that game
 betweenmyself: it’s a silly jape 
 A_Dub888: Secret Jutsu: 1000 years of pain
Oscelot: that feels like that could do long term damage...
 RealGamerCow: is it that different than a wedgie?
 GasCityGaming: we did that too
 CaptainSpam: Ha ha!  Assault is a hilarious prank!
 LordZarano: Speaking of Japanese game preservation https://www.timeextension.com/features/we-might-be-about-to-lose-a-powerful-force-in-the-world-of-video-game-preservation
 GapFiller: speaking of kancho anyone round here familiar w/ Boon Ga Boon Ga
 L0rdX33n: lol butts
 Sethalidos: @LordZarano they/ve secured funding for now
Dezufnocosem: japanese comedians make jackass look like practical jokers
Oscelot: @LordZarano Oh hells. Thanks for letting me know, I'll share the news around and see if I can get maybe my friends in a preservation society here to link up with them
 GapFiller: for those who havent heard of it Boon Ga Boon Ga was an arcade game only released in Japan (5 cabs total apparently)
 GapFiller: Boon Ga Boon Ga was no joke a kancho simulator
Oscelot: thank you for context, Alex
EvilBadman: Documental aka Last One Laughing
 LordZarano: @Sethalidos Oh nice
DigitalSeahorse: THAI KICK!
Bearudite: downtown does it right?
 SquareDotCube: it's where Pineapple Pen comes from, I think?
Oscelot: Waaaaow
 bytecaster: That would not make me laugh
 L0rdX33n: that’s upsetting and tragic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's..............a decision
EvilBadman: Last One Laughing UK is very good if you're into the taskmaster/panel show regulars
Oscelot: @EvilBadman May have to check that out
aesir_blade: If I were his parents I'd be disappointed that he tried to pull that and failed
 L0rdX33n: Brace for joke!
   Anubis169: You're out!
 sethtriggs: well that's sure a thing!
Oscelot: of course it's Jimmy Carr lol
 munocard: Ugh... Jimmy Carr...
Oscelot: that dog is rigged like a kangaroo lol
Oscelot: That would be a cool idea
 BusTed: cast their ult
 fastlane250: Tactical Humor Nuke
Oscelot: Why do we not like Jimmy Carr?
 munocard: Do they drag him about being a TERF?
DigitalSeahorse: Ben bringing in his raps and other Ben bringing in his horse jokes
 GapFiller: Oscelot cz hes a tit tldr
   Anubis169: Oscelot: you can like or not like whomever you like
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 GreatWahooney: Jimmy Carr strikes me as someone who learned what laughter is out of a paper encyclopedia.
Oscelot: @Anubis169 Yeah, I just saw an ugh. was asking why
 GapFiller: Sword!
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 Invitare: I know someone that worked at the Fringe and they called Jimmy Carr the nicest person they worked with up there
 munocard: @Oscelot Because he's done transphobic standup
 cmdrud87: 
 rentar42: an animation would have used up so many of the precious megabytes!
Oscelot: Ugh, frick @munocard , thanks for the heads up
   Anubis169: I like him on Countdown
 munocard: YW, unfortunately he goes in the trash bin
 Crad0k: jimmy carr seems like he's got this 'edgy comedian' rep that he feels that he has to live up to, even if he's not actually like that anymore
 munocard: The current season of Taskmaster is AMAZING
 Diabore: jason mantzoukas is a whirlwind
 munocard: Jason Mantzoukas is perfect for it.
Oscelot: oh yeah, I need to catch the new season
 GapFiller: Crad0k recurring problem w/ that whole class/generation of comics it feels
 A_Dub888: @munocard you're AMAZING
 RealGamerCow: Jason Mantsoukas is a PERFECT fit for Taskmaster.
 munocard: @A_Dub888 Uhhh... thanks?
 MAPBoardgames: This guy is taking advantage of your poor pathing
 spurius: I loved when ep 1 he just had a lockpick and a knife in his bag, not for any reason just because he alwts do
 eshplode: I've only seen the first episode, but I'm glad he's as chaotic in it as in Brooklyn 99
EvilBadman: @eshplode apparently his goal was to destroy as much as possible after/during tasks
 sethtriggs: Pupper whine
Bearudite: "monkey"
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 saucemaster5000: my favorite silent library challenge was "old man biting gently"
Oscelot: oh this kind of game
DigitalSeahorse: monkey slap
 sethtriggs: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 eshplode: @EvilBadman That's not at all surprising lol
 A_Dub888: @EvilBadman Wo he woke up and chose violence?
 Coloneljesus: well it's bad smell
 sethtriggs: Now I'm thinking bagged garbage juice
Bearudite: the dick slap machine
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 Coloneljesus: @sethtriggs *gag*
 Crad0k: @GapFiller yeah, but unlike, say, gervais, i don't think it's 'him' anymore, and that he'd be happier not, while others just embrace that they're 'egdy' and turn into actual assholes
 sethtriggs: mmm shumai but ooooof
Bearudite: the RC Car gag
DigitalSeahorse: imagine getting scalded eyelids
 munocard: Can you transform into a scorpion?
DigitalSeahorse: here comes cutscene?
 accountmadeforants: We have yet to see a scorpion outside of the intro
Bearudite: the various flicks and slaps
DigitalSeahorse: nope another area
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Even reptiles don't have those
 accountmadeforants: This truly is the God of War 2018 of 2002
 munocard: boss time?
 GapFiller: Crad0k strue compare Carr to eg Glinner or Russell Brand eg
   Anubis169: We haven't got a chance to spend these blood rubies yet, have we
 sethtriggs: Hallelujah!
DigitalSeahorse: it's reigning mens
Oscelot: not that I've seen @Anubis169
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 The Zelda CDi Rubies?
DigitalSeahorse: I feel like I'm watching the movie too
Oscelot: oh yeah, short stop 
 TehAmelie: i remember The Rock has a contract saying he'll never lose any fights in his movies. wonder how the game works with that
 Crad0k: (and, like, i'm not trying to excuse him or his material, he's a grown up with enough money to pivot his material, it's just that he's not all bad)
 rentar42: boss arena find?
 A_Dub888: I've seen all of 1 Mummy movie, when does Brendan Frasier show up?
 nevyn666: @TehAmelie i was thinking the exact same thng
 Crad0k: @TehAmelie that probably came later, once he was Bankable, he's the bad guy and loses in Doom which was from after this
Oscelot: Yeeeeeeah
 JessieImproved: Hot people at their hottest
 TehAmelie: aah, loophole
fiftymcnasty: The third one had Jet Li
 iris_of_ether: It's so bad 
Oscelot: It's astonishingly bad XD
 Crad0k: 2 is a decent movie, but wow the cgi was bad even for the time
   Anubis169: rachel weisz 
MMoritz: I need to watch the mummy from the 30s and the 50s to see how they stack up
 Crad0k: 3 is dogshit
Oscelot: It looks like it's about to start talking about its special eyes
   Anubis169: 3 is not a good movie
 nevyn666: send dudes
 GapFiller: some of us remember that period when Dwayne Johnson was trying to separate himself from wrestling instead of doing the sensible thing and just embrace being The Rock
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 Bruceski: "This door is just painted on!"
 wedge_x: 3 also was rough to work on 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 wiganlass: the mummy with boris Karloff is a classic
MMoritz: I've got a soft spot for "Blood from the mummy's tonb" a completely unrelated mummy movie from the 70s
DigitalSeahorse: let's try the thing that didn't work
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @MMoritz the 90s version actually takes a lot of incidental plot stuff from the original, but whichever version had Christopher Lee is *bad*
 A_Dub888: Yeah, I haven't seen anything with the Scorpion King, does he have that much trouble with locked doors in the movies?
Jethrain: the PS2 magically giving a "quit to DOS" option
 accountmadeforants: Gotta follow proper exiting etiquette, like ejecting USB drives first 
Oscelot: I saw someone say that the roms work a bit better in the commodore emulator if you drop them straight in
DigitalSeahorse: 
Oscelot: Oh gods I once got a *fifty minute* ad on youtube
 accountmadeforants: Hell yea
MMoritz: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa Christopher Lee would have been the 50s one
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah I remember the Total Recall game!
DigitalSeahorse: Total Recall
Metric_Furlong: oh, a film I've actually seen
 GapFiller: Two Weeks!
 GreatWahooney: aw hell yeah
 sethtriggs: I think that lady passed away recently
 wiganlass: one of my favourite movies of all time
 Crad0k: ooh, is this the ocean games version? i played that, it was... bad
 iris_of_ether: Wow
MMoritz: Paul verhoeven 
Oscelot: amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
MMoritz: the opening theme slaps so hard
 JessieImproved: I also legit love this movie
 wiganlass: the remake was bad
fiftymcnasty: Johnny Cab
 sethtriggs: I remember watching this a few times
 nevyn666: this movie still rocks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Remake was hot shit
Oscelot: which movie was this? I missed the name
 JessieImproved: let's goooo
 TehAmelie: the most expensive movie ever made at the time. i bet they put equally impressive production values into the game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Original was fun
 sethtriggs: This is 88 right?
 GapFiller: isnt Johnny Cab modelled on Robert Picardo
  Texan_Reverend: The practical effects in this film are terrific.
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: Minority Report started off as a sequel to this movie
MMoritz: 1990
 sethtriggs: or 990
 sethtriggs: OK!
 LurkerSpine: Verhoeven is great
Bearudite: sure was
 sethtriggs: Now we have real Johnny Cabs
 GapFiller: it sure was
 wiganlass: “makes me wish I had 3 hands”
  Texan_Reverend: Yes, it was a Jackhammer.
 L0rdX33n: wait, Pierce “child sexual predator” Anthony?
 sethtriggs: I wish Rachel Ticotin had gotten a better career
Bearudite: its a bad gun
 NorthstarTex: Yep, looked like a Jackhammer
thmanwithnoname: Ajani cabs, on the other hand
MMoritz: that's Robert picardo as johnny cab
7gorobei: i knew people who worked at ilm at the time of mummy:scorpion king. somebody screwed up and the animation house that was supposed to do the scorpion-centaur failed to deliver, an emergency call went to ilm and they did the vfx in a few weeks. it looked like ass because they didnt have time to do their normal level of work
fiftymcnasty: We can remember it for you wholesale
Oscelot: @7gorobei Oh wow. that explains a LOT
 rentar42: too bad they never remade that ...
 Crad0k: brief lycia naff shot there
DigitalSeahorse: this was one of the movies I recorded off tv
 wiganlass: guess what I’m gonna watch when the stream finishes?
  Simriel: It's not even a gun! The Pancor was never actually Produced, they are all hand fitted prototypes that barely function
EvilBadman: I feel like I both saw the entire movie from that trailer and not
 Crad0k: probably the only shot of her they could put in the trailer
 fastlane250: oh yes
   Anubis169: 7gorobei that's interesting!
 dumbo3k: @EvilBadman honestly, same
 ContingentCat: oh my
DigitalSeahorse: 
Bearudite: oh baby interplay
 vinewood_og: Please state the nature of the transportation emergency.
 KeytarCat: ooh, acclaim
 sethtriggs: It's quite a bouncy tune for the movie
 MAPBoardgames: Interplay. They made good games.
 accountmadeforants: Slightly squished Schwarzenegger!
Oscelot: Ah Interplay 
DigitalSeahorse: interplay
 Bruceski: That amazing movie soundtrack
MMoritz: but the opening theme of total recall is so good....
fiftymcnasty: Im pretty sure it was a 1 for 1 adaptation of the PKD story
Oscelot: oh you got into the alley XD
DigitalSeahorse: you can go down the alley
 sethtriggs: I remember some video game article about this game, I wanna say Seanbaby
Oscelot: I love how much  smaller everyone is than scwartenager lol
NERVOUSHAIR: Tiny man kickin you in the taint
 nevyn666: he is kicking your ass
 HbombAndFriends: We rented this back in the day.
ThorSokar: I'm sure the 3 Amegia fans (all from Europe) are upset this isn't the Ameiga version
 TehAmelie: we're big, but are we three-time-Mr-Olympia-winner big?
 MAPBoardgames: Jump is up and the stick has a slight up trend?
 sethtriggs: Apparently that guy is Scarface
Oscelot: I'm baffled by all the deadspace in the header
 Anaerin: It did mention there was a conflict when you finished mapping.
DigitalSeahorse: credits
Oscelot: That's very cute
 A_Dub888: Instructions unclear: DON'T go left???
 sethtriggs: Is David Warhol any relation to Andy?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Oscelot: I love that it's just a child in a trash can
DigitalSeahorse: ratties
warpstonewarlock: Richter! Traffic!
 sethtriggs: Aw you can't do the SMB3 thing and kill them in the can?
EvilBadman: that crouch animation
 rentar42: who doesn't remember the famous "guy shoots schwarzenegger from a trash can" scene ...
 Crad0k: is Saddens me that '80s gaming' has basically become 'nintendo', when you had stuff like the amiga and atari st that had so much of their own stuff
 accountmadeforants: Okay, I was wondering what the people who made this game took away from this movie. But what I'm learning is they took away *all* the right things 
Oscelot: I feel like you can climb up those pipes
 saucemaster5000: sharon stone wasn't feral
NERVOUSHAIR: Maek geim
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 sethtriggs: I love how the rat squeak just happened at the same time you kicked the purple suited guy across the screen
 wedge_x: the scene where he takes the tracker out of his nose relies on rats!
   Anubis169: yeah just look at the Alien 3 game for megadrive
 wedge_x: some attention was paid! 
Oscelot: pfff
 A_Dub888: "Steam hurts" - Me looking at all the unplayed games in my Steam library
 rentar42: wrong movie!
DigitalSeahorse: owee
 sethtriggs: I guess the rule of this game is "Don't get hit"
MMoritz: ILL BE BACK???
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Oscelot: oh my gods XD
TacitusVigil: Or that time he cheated on his wife?
 JessieImproved: Opera Boy won Eurovision!
MMoritz: latvia 
 kimmiekoneko: yess!! my patriotism!
   Anubis169: opera dude got it?
 Crad0k: jesus that's a hell of a first time
 sethtriggs: The hitbox on that guy is infinitesimally small
 sethtriggs: Wow!
  Simriel: Remember that time he had a bastard child who looks Exactly Like Him? Xd
TotallyNotaBeholder: Arnold was far from the worst actor/politician California has produced
 Anaerin: Eurovision is something of a White Elephant, yes.
 NoxStryx: Conversely the Lion King game from the Genesis/SNES has stuff that feels like they made up (like the Ape boss) but really what happened was they based it off early designs and those characters/parts were cut.
MMoritz: windows95man is THE BEST
NERVOUSHAIR: There was controversy with things at the end there
ThorSokar: Windows95man was awesome
 L0rdX33n: sweden’s sauna entry slapped
TacitusVigil: So Australia is in Eurovision but not Canada?
 GapFiller: TacitusVigil give it time
NERVOUSHAIR: Also estonia hell yeah
 Crad0k: ireland were robbed 
TacitusVigil: @GapFiller Just as long as they never let in the US
QuantumTwitch: Bara bada bastu 
 MAPBoardgames: Glorous!
 GapFiller: if Celine Dion can enter on behalf of another country Canada can send their own canditate in
DigitalSeahorse: punch teh dicks
Oscelot: did Daði not enter this year?
 saucemaster5000: you know, for different girths
MMoritz: Iceland sang a song about building a boat in minecraft
 nevyn666: sushi glory hole
 kimmiekoneko: canada should really join eurovision, it would be tons of fun
 wiganlass: The two lads in the silver outfits, the song wasn’t good tbh
 sethtriggs: I don't remember cartoon giant bombs in the movie
TacitusVigil: I mean, if we're playing movie games, there are worse Arnold ones
NERVOUSHAIR: Im waiting for jazz emu to be the uk's entrant
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 KeytarCat: There's always more robocop
TacitusVigil: cough Last Action Hero cough
   Anubis169: Robocop Vs. Terminator?
 Mangledpixel: there have been SO many Robocop games
 sethtriggs: Jumping over bullets is very cool
 OldUncleDan: The Terminator Lightgun games was great!
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 sethtriggs: I remember a review of Revolution X!
fiftymcnasty: I played so much operation wolf
 sethtriggs: Didn't that game have all the giant spiders?
 GasCityGaming: I used to plug coins in both sides and go nuts on that
 JessieImproved: We played the Aerosmith game in the lobby of our local Pizza Hut where you picked up takeout
 NorthstarTex: Wasn't there an Aerosmith game on W+P before?
   Anubis169: I played an incredible amount of Time Crisis
 betweenmyself: there are *so* many garbage Robocop games ported to various consoles
 L0rdX33n: i unironically love Revolution C
 CaptainSpam: The original arcade game of Revolution X was pretty decent, as I understand it.  The console ports were garbage, though.
 L0rdX33n: X
 TehAmelie: so many CDs were launched
 fastlane250: @northstartex Might've been the Journey game?
DigitalSeahorse: dick-a-mole!
 L0rdX33n: They powered up to LASERDISCS
 sethtriggs: I love how all of these enemies are Scarface
   Anubis169: in fact I remember undoing my belt, tying myself to a time crisis 2 machine, and doing both pedals/guns at the same time
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   Anubis169: that was serious fun 
 sethtriggs: One Punch Arnold
 sethtriggs: Can you savestate
DigitalSeahorse:  yay
 Crad0k: i used to love doing both guns on gunblade ny
Oscelot: I hate how accurate that is Alex
 MAPBoardgames: Does she have a different hitbox for her head?
 sethtriggs: Love how she no-selled the gun
 tyrsredritehand: Film accentuate!
 Alahmnat: hahaha
 GapFiller: Crad0k eyyy Gunblade NY
 sethtriggs: TERMINATED I see what they did that
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 L0rdX33n: Silent Scope also dope
Oscelot: ANOTHER reference to a differnt game roflamo
 accountmadeforants: 
 kimmiekoneko: your game has been totally recalled
 iris_of_ether: Truly amazing
 rentar42: they paid good money for that face and name, they'll make the best of it!
 SquareDotCube: yea you have to leave before he arrive
 littleunknownn: 
Oscelot: Thank you for this, Ben 
DigitalSeahorse: that was rad!  
   Anubis169: Thank you Alex, Thank you ben 
  Texan_Reverend: Thank you for this journey through time, Ben!
MMoritz: I love the Ben nights
 lamina5432: gnight
 Foxmar320: 
 LurkerSpine: Thank you Ben and Alex!
Oscelot: Thanks Alex
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 Diabore: thanks for playing
 BusTed: Thanks!
 L0rdX33n: This has been a fun
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream!
Ashmantle: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ooooh haha, like that movie, Eraser!
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 betweenmyself: “Your game has been Kindergarten Copped.”
Riandisa: Thank you both for a fun stream
 SquareDotCube: anywanys next level has you fighting in the x-ray scanner
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TacitusVigil: Does LRR have a gambling program now?
TacitusVigil: *problem
   Anubis169: no
 Coloneljesus: and it's good, too!
 Diabore: its a long game
 MAPBoardgames: I thought it was Crokonole that broke fingers
 sethtriggs: wooot!
  Simriel: We aren't supposed to talk about The LRRMtug
fiftymcnasty: Its quite good
   Anubis169: that's a real good game
DoodlestheGreat: A reminder that there will not be a Checkpoit this week.
 iris_of_ether: It's real good
 JessieImproved: South of Midnight is sooo goood
 Gekyouryuu: Yeah, they made a Slay the Spire board game and it's sweet
 A_Dub888: @TacitusVigil Now? What about Red Dragon Inn?
 accountmadeforants: Ben's been really enjoying it
 accountmadeforants: The music rules
 nevyn666: south of midnight was a lot of fun
 sethtriggs: Did We Happy Few ever get fixed?
 rentar42: It's good storytelling ... gameplaywise ... medium
EvilBadman: Ben - It is very good. I beat it last week
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevyn666 It is a super fun game to watch
Oscelot: Okay, finally emailed Graham about the Total Distortion disc
 Diabore: murdering or relieving of life?
  Texan_Reverend: !dbx
   Anubis169: !alex
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 Astra7525: Special mentiond for DBX on friday?
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 Strebenherz: Thank y'all for streaming
 Marvoleath: !dbcountdown
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TheAinMAP: 
 LurkerSpine: A lot of 8 year anniversaries
 nevyn666: thanks for the trip down memory land of old vidya games
   Anubis169: A quick reminder to chat that LRR is not DB 
Oscelot: Chlodium Soride always gets me XD
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Alahmnat: thanks for the stream you two 
DigitalSeahorse:   
lonlycracker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
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   Anubis169: Happy 10 years lonlycracker 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben provided W+P is always fabulous, great stream!! Great chats as always
 lonlycracker: @Anubis169 oh yeah it do be
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 GapFiller: THE SNAKE IS LONG SEVEN MILES (also 64 Months! 60 of em inna row (a whole Saturn Return)! thanks for the laffs Ben Alex lookin fwd to more Panelysts too)
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 Artificer0: Last minuet support
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  Texan_Reverend: !discord
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Oscelot: Thanks for the stream y'goofballs 
  Texan_Reverend: !bsky
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   Anubis169: ^ all o' dat
  Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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TheAinMAP: 
 LurkerSpine: bye
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
   Anubis169: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
 sethtriggs: Great stream!
   Anubis169: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #1546: "I don't think even Ched is drunk enough for this game." —Graham [2015-03-27]
 Crad0k: one day i'll get my proper name 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoubleNterprises: Thanks for the stream!
Oscelot: I'll do you one better and go bed lol
DigitalSeahorse: thankies!
 Marvoleath: !next
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 Sethalidos: sorry cat
  Juliamon: very polite of them to only press one key
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