AFK || Poker Night

 IbunWest: I didn't know they made a board game version of Balatro.
  Juliamon: it's not nearly as good
ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: …but I’m playing VTM, LRRbot…
 ProcyonFlynn: So you're saying your VtM character is trying to start a D&D group? 
  Juliamon: everyone loves a good TTRPG-ception
  Juliamon: (this is a lie)
ihlendrax: Wouldn’t be the first time they’ve played D&D in character….
 KeytarCat: turns out a coterie of vampires and a D&D group are pretty similar already: Funky schedules, other commitments that they don't care about nearly as much
 TheAwkes: Get your D&D characters playing Offices & Bosses.
 TheWriterAleph: I don't like talking about Earth stuff.
 ProcyonFlynn: Who does these days 
 KeytarCat: @TheAwkes Pull a double incepted Office Space
  Juliamon: it's just more fun when the thing destroying the world is a tangible object you can fight
  Juliamon: and by fight I mean bonk with a sword
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 KeytarCat: I like Outer Worlds bc you can FIX IT, more or less
 SnackPak_: 
 AllTheWeasels:   
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 LiamK712: Hard G gamlinG?!
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CobaltShuriken: ooh, poker?! 
MWGNZ:  
 KeytarCat: Jamblinguh
 LiamK712: lol gamling !speling
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 Diabore: i call
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johnnylongtorso: let's go gambling! aww, dangit
miabyte: Hello gang
 IbunWest: Check out those gamlings
  Juliamon: oh good they're properly attired
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 
CobaltShuriken: @miabyte 
 Verrain2: Gambling is my favorite hobbi
 Going_Medium:   
  Juliamon: that visor makes Funko's beard look super fake lmao
 pleonasticTautology: let's go gambling!
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 RainyMint:   
 Verrain2:  
 KingOfDoma: I'm all in! I'm putting in all my chi-... I only have 10 bits and the threshold is 50. 
 Verrain2:   
johnnylongtorso: I'm sorry, I don't recognize anyone, they're all wearing sunglasses
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 
kusinohki: meows
 KeytarCat: @KingOfDoma Doma's hit rough times, smh
 KeytarCat: @kusinohki mrow!
CobaltShuriken: ads over, lets get gambling!
 QuixoticScrivener: how weird do we think poker is going to get?
 SnackPak_: how do you draft a poker deck? 
Shadowsoflife: @QuixoticScrivener Yes
kusinohki: so what's the over under on how long before someone makes a gambler reference??
 pleonasticTautology: @SnackPak_ shuffle up and deal
 Mischievous_Catgeist: is this just irl balatro
 KeytarCat: Balatro multiplayer isn't as good as I hoped
 KingOfDoma: @KeytarCat If it's FFVI or XIV, Doma has experienced HARD TIMES
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Orxolon: goooooof evening !!!yeaaaahhh some poker!!!
Orxolon: i hope is hold em
 kragmabutch: @kusinohki twitch chat make a gambler reference? on this warm, uh, spring evening?
kusinohki: alt joke - will someone try to draw into an inside straight?
 pleonasticTautology: @kusinohki straights? in chat? doubtful
powerflapjack: balatro got kickstarted fast
Shadowsoflife: @pleonasticTautology   
zigboy22: dont forget the poker skits
 KeytarCat: @pleonasticTautology Inside straights?  
 lamina5432: we have a full house
 Diabore: is funko dealer all night?
Orxolon: but why the glasses??? it will show your hand!
 TheWriterAleph: did james pregame 
varmintx0: Does everyone know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away and when to run?
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 Kipstar: I raise!
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chaos5896: Time to antie my dudes!!
 PMAvers: G'day to be here, thanks for having me y'all
 margieargie: Back on the menu?  Mmm, tasty
 RatherLargeToad: 
 SnackPak_: he almost did it
 IbunWest: what a start
letsbelgo: nailed it
 Brozard: *checks bets* Who had two welcomes?
 AtomicAlchemical:   
 KingOfDoma: Wheeler is now running full tilt AWAY from his catchphrase
TotallyNotaBeholder: It is Jacob!
 Getter404: What's with the second scoreline?
 Knitting_Goblin: Nice hat, Jacob!
 JKBalch: Why does Ian look aggressively American in those sunglasses
 SnackPak_: hi Paul
 KingOfDoma: I want to steal Jacob's hat
 dippedfeathers: paul are you also wearing sunglasses
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   LoadingReadyRun: @Getter404 second scoreline?
 SnackPak_: big brain
 BusTed: 
Chesul: I actually just rewatched that vod earlier today, with no knowledge that tonight would be another one. XD
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kusinohki: I don't remember last year's poker  and I think I should
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun White 25 Red 50 etc above the chip count
   LoadingReadyRun: that's showing the value of the chips
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 Getter404: Oh, whoops
kusinohki: thought the white 25 etc was just a chip color reference
Orxolon: so 100 chips a dollar
 KingOfDoma: *checks Google* Yeah, Jacob's fine
 Diabore: jacob actually getting scammed, he needs 72 cents back
 lirazel64:  Conformityà
 DeM0nFiRe: 
MWGNZ: 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Do we get dealer cam/deck cam so we can see him cheat?
 AtomicAlchemical: how many chips to the loonie?
 DeM0nFiRe: Compliment so backhand it can return a tennis serve
 SnackPak_: classic twitch chat
 Micalovits: !chat
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Orxolon: so,those 20ies are ours huh?
 SnackPak_:   
ContingentCat: yayyy
 dippedfeathers: YO
 Getter404: GASP
 Brozard: Woohoo!
 CastleOtranto: Yay, new panels!
 SirMorek: whoaaa panelists!
 CaptainCoriale: !!!
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 Micalovits: Huh, technically gambling with our money? 
Chesul: Heck Yeah! I've been hoping for more panelists!
gnomebot1: Is Molly going to ge on The Panalysts?
 Kipstar: we are filiming panalysts just off screen I swear!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Panelists?  That's awesome
 Brozard: Thought so, with DandyGeek on W+P
kusinohki: I would laugh so hard if funko simply smoke bombed out of there with the money
MWGNZ: step one: who has played balatro 
 LithelyUnshod: @gnomebot1 Yes!
 ArcOfTheConclave: counting cards?! in this casino?!
  Sarah_Serinde: @gnomebot1 Molly is the host!
  Simriel: Is this 5 card, 7 card? Holder?
gnomebot1: Great!!!!
 Diabore: no limit hold em right?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I've played Balatro, how prepared am I?
  Simriel: Holdem*
 pleonasticTautology: $20? but i wanted a peanut.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: I assume it's not Viking Secret Wildcard but it's not like they'd tell us if it was
 Diabore: @TotallyNotaBeholder uhhhhh
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Diabore I mean, who gets the banana?
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 LordZarano: Just call them Yen
 Getter404: So you see you want to have a pair of cards, or a Sabacc. Lower numbers are better, but then there's the Imposter card where you have to roll 2d6...
Chesul: Ian used a black chip last time.
kusinohki: all I remember is a wild fizzbin is really good
 idontgetmyrealname: is this a new casino plane we're heading to next?
 Diabore: an alternative is ante as well as blinds
zolohawk: Crickey?! How many dollarydoos is that?!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Just got here a few minutes late. I assume(?) this is gonna be Texas Holdem style?
  Sarah_Serinde: Don't worry, it's $20
 RatherLargeToad: Flop the river!
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zolohawk: Fair dinkum!
Chesul: And super rarely the communal cards just show a Royal Flush and the round is a wash.
Hypocloriphorius: big fan of normal glasses side and sunglasses side
MWGNZ: turn one all in blind
 RatherLargeToad: 
DaxStrife: Has anyone done the "Poker Night at the LRRventory" joke yet?
 Aarek: gambling? I'm in!
 TheAwkes: C920 spotted.
 Dastar512: @Aarek Someone said the thing!
 SnackPak_: 
Pteraspidomorphi: Hm.
CotillionTheRope: Do you usually have to call the big blind? I thought the blinds were just so there were no dead rounds.
 Opheliaway: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: nice mox
RebekahWSD: I see I see
 SirMorek: 
 AtomicAlchemical: This game is where you get "runner runner" and "angle shooting" from right?
 IbunWest: 
SixaxisV2: Go all in
letsbelgo: wheeler has two cards
Oscelot: hey chat
 Simonark: Those were cards all right. Two of them!
Orxolon: and dont go:DAAAYUUMMM
Shadowsoflife: Hey @Oscelot
 DudelidouX: Wow starting with jokers in the deck
 eshplode: turn 1 sol ring? no way!
 Sethalidos: why does he have a p;ickachu?
prowll2000: or.... eww....
 Micalovits: That... Mostly worked? Did not see the suite of the back card but eh
 OtherEdgeworth: Wow, I can't believe Wheeler got a Blue-Eyes AND a Gretsky. That is the strongest opening hand!
zolohawk: oh wow he has Yahtzee!
 PMAvers: Oh wow, a Exodia piece and a 13 of Spades? Impressive?
zolohawk: oh opops
 CaptainSpam: This isn't poker!  I haven't seen on Gros Michel yet! 
  Juliamon: I have already forgotten what I saw
SixaxisV2: He's got the rules card, that's very important
Oscelot: same @juliamon hehe
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  Simriel: How did wheeler get three jokers
kusinohki: now paul does the poker after dark thing and constantly adjusts wheelers chances of winning  (j/k)
 Opheliaway: Is that Wheeler's card?
 Gekyouryuu: nice Simpsons reference
Orxolon: akshually in pokerstars . net
Orxolon: hahahaha
 JKBalch: Wheeler has been dealt a king of spades and a coaster for the King of Beers!
SixaxisV2: You can't have 3 pair in a 5 card game
 Brozard: If you get the rules card, wait until you get a pen, then you can change the rules
zolohawk: @brozard That’s Red7
SixaxisV2: Yeah it's like Fluxx, now they draw 3
kusinohki: how would Fluxx poker work??  would it work?
 IbunWest: burn em and turn em
 NewtyNewts: Team Glasses vs Team Sunglasses?
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Oscelot: @sixaxisv2 XD finally, a card game I can understand
mjiig: I believe the point of the burn is to lesson the value of identifying a card from its back
SixaxisV2: Max hand size is very different in poker fluxx
Orxolon: before the river i pay 1,i´m gonna opt
Orxolon: enters?
SixaxisV2: And goal cards would be poker hands
SixaxisV2: Keepers are just all the 52 cards 
   LoadingReadyRun: remeber chat, no reactions one way or another about Wheeler's hand
 SnackPak_: ooo
Oscelot: o7 Paul
Orxolon: o7
 margieargie: So many checks, waiting for one of them to get checkmate 
 NewtyNewts: Czech
 northos: 
 Opheliaway: riveting
 TheWooglie: 
 OtherEdgeworth: I know they are doing texas hold'em, but are there plans to pivot into some Viking Secret Wildcard later?
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 Diabore: uh no? blue is 100
zolohawk: Watching people who don’t know how to play Poker… play poker…
zolohawk: and who can’t count.
prowll2000: You're making that up OtherEdgeworth
SixaxisV2: Canadian Hold 'em Highlander
Orxolon: Funko is burning 1¿?(just curious)
 NewtyNewts: Canadians Hold'Lander
DaxStrife: Hey, chips!
 LiamK712: @SixaxisV2 what cards are pointed?
 Cptasparagus: wait he's getting paid?
Oscelot: as long as you’re having fun, who cares if it’s rough ❤
zolohawk: you couldn’t schlep the electronic table?!
 CastleOtranto: Viking Secret Wildcard Poker is no joke
RebekahWSD: Hired for the fancy beard!
 Getter404: @Cptasparagus Legally? No
SixaxisV2: You know Ace of Space is at least 3
letsbelgo: need bar music
SixaxisV2: OP card
 Cptasparagus: @Getter404 
A_NO0B: lol
 LiamK712: lol
 KeytarCat: @Orxolon yup, one per reveal
 Xerodin: love the glasses side of the table
  Simriel: Dealer just stole his hand xD
 brainbosh: At some point can we get a rundown of the values of various hands?
WitchyTQ: for legal reasons funko is not being paid to do this 😬
TotallyNotaBeholder: Need a protector?  So I should bring a small pokemon or something to defend my hand?
  Simriel: Wheeler tried to bully early on
kusinohki: high card, pair, 2 pair, 3 of a kind, straight, flush, full house, 4 of a kind, straight flush (from low to high, I hope I didn't goof)
zolohawk: Royal Flush, Straight Flush, Four of a Kind, Flush, Straight, Three of a Kind, Two Pair, Pair, High Card
SixaxisV2: It's the same hands as Balatro 
Orxolon: @Xerodin sun glasses or just glasses?
Orxolon: who will win?
zolohawk: @kusinohki jinx
 Dog_of_Myth: Just got done playing balatro and now I'm here
 DeChunkandFriends: So what are people's totals now?
Oscelot: @totallynotabeholder get a really pointy ‘mon hehe
Orxolon: wait!no tip!?
Frostwriter111: will the players' chip totals also be updated?
 Xerodin: @Orxolon yes
SixaxisV2: Also same as Yahtzee, mostly
zolohawk: except I forgot full house
 ProcyonFlynn: What Flavor of Whiteclaw? 
 Getter404: Those 3 cubic meters of warhammer were a gift
 Opheliaway: good save
 Micalovits: Nice Catch!
 SnackPak_: 
 gualdhar: thanks wheeler, that was better to see both cards and suit
   LoadingReadyRun: We will be updating the totals periodically
 Dog_of_Myth: 
zolohawk: the chips haven’t been updated
 AtomicAlchemical: sure is two cards
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun good idea
Natural_Ones_Only: Everyone's chips are still 2000
Natural_Ones_Only: Ah
Oscelot: so we’re guessing who has a better hand than wheeler?
Natural_Ones_Only: Just read the thing
Natural_Ones_Only: Sorry
 MacbethSeemsSus: A part of me was expecting Wheeler to show two magic cards.
 Opheliaway: Those weren't two magic cards?
 NewtyNewts: @MacbethSeemsSus Ancestral recall, mox?
Chesul: How did Wheeler get a counterspell and a Force of Will in poker?
 niccus: why'd you mull to 2
 Jillexie: When will it be Bridge night on AFK?
 KeytarCat: Calling out for the audio-only folks might be nice
Orxolon: so the house always win,right?how will Funko do it?
  Simriel: Wheeler going in hard on a Blue Eyes White Dragon and a receipt for Bed Bath and Beyond?
zolohawk: 🤦🏻‍♂️
 GasCityGaming: I imagine electronic table to real is like going from Arena to paper magic.
 Xerodin: @Simriel 
zolohawk: I love you all but this is a trainwreck
Oscelot: hand and foot night on afk would be chaos rofl
 NewtyNewts: Clear-glass vs dark-glass
 Diabore: ooh 4 to the straight
CotillionTheRope: Wheeler, why
 NorthstarTex: Evening everyone, how goes the poker?
 Sethalidos: @Xerodin that's impressive given they closed over 6 months ago
  Texan_Reverend: @zolohawk This is their first time doing this. No need to be rude.
  Texan_Reverend: If it's not your thing, you're welcome to come back later for a different stream.
zolohawk: @texan_reverend I said I loved them!
 IbunWest: That's a spicy 5 cards
  Sarah_Serinde: zolohawk That doesnt' magically make it not rude though
Orxolon: i need a Queen!does anybody has a Queen!?
 niccus: go fish
kusinohki: does funky just have the 1 deck or does he have 2 and a fancy auto shuffler??
 Paranundrox: "I still had all these"
 NorthstarTex: uh...in response, lightning bolt.
satyropodobny: So that's what Balatro multiplayer would look like! What an odd concept.
 BusTed: 
 farley_f: I wonder if this is like red dead 2 and everyone at the table is an avatar for the players
Orxolon: @satyropodobny hahahahah
 NewtyNewts: We gonna have some poker before dusk?
 KeytarCat: yeah, I'd appreciate callouts at least for the winning hands
 northos: but James is not most people I guess 
ChargingFurret: are there real (small) stakes?
 idontgetmyrealname: is nelson counting his chips like he's doing a deck check?
Natural_Ones_Only: Will anyone be building a Tower of Babel?
 GasCityGaming: They each have $20 in
kusinohki: everyone pooled $20 (cad) each
 northos: @ChargingFurret $20 from each person, each chip is 1 cent
ChargingFurret: fun!
Wilcroft: "this will take me a while #humblebrag"
 AtomicAlchemical: Retire Champion!
kusinohki: kathleen has big "bugs bunny, can I stand on 1 card" energy
  Juliamon: It not perfect system
Orxolon: want my 2 cents?pile them in multiples of 5 or 10
 ProcyonFlynn: But why aren't the chips in the metric system - wouldn't that be easier?  [/s]
unbanjitte: the way the cards glide on that table is extremely satifying
 Seth_Erickson: 👀
 Diabore: cards 
Wrexadecimal: So does this count as an ITYC stream as well?
 NorthstarTex: those sure are cards
 Micalovits: Can he get a free mull if he has all lands?
IncredibleFrown: is chat visible, are we not to talk about the pocket cards?
 northos: @IncredibleFrown yes, we are visible
Orxolon: @Wrexadecimal ityc?
  Juliamon: Chat is visible, please say  nothing about the cards
IncredibleFrown: good to know
 Getter404: Always raise on Pocket Moxes
 AtomicAlchemical: Pot of Greed and The Tower
Wrexadecimal: @Orxolon "Is This Your Card?" Wheeler's stream he does on LRR.
 James_the_Dabbler: Poker? I hardly know'er! Yuck yuck yuck yuck
 Cptasparagus: How does wheeler have a force of will in hand?
 Xaunaught: Balatro in real life??
 Brozard: Shouldn’t the pot be 300?
Orxolon: @Wrexadecimal i kno i know,i couldn´t make sense of the anagram XD
  Simriel: Can't believe wheeler is gonna play with a Jessie's Starme and a 7up coupon
  Juliamon: if yall behave you might get to gamba too later
kusinohki: random thought - playing along at home.  just deal yourself 2 random cards
InconsiderateHat: @Juliamon Oh boy!
johnnylongtorso: I'd like to channel Boseiju to destroy one of my opponent's cards
Orxolon: is anagram the word?i dont remember,sorry
 Simonark: Please be good, everyone,  I have 1.2 Million channel points and want to lose them to my own incompetency!
   LoadingReadyRun: yes, if chat spoils weeler's cards, we will stop using the pocket camera
Orxolon: @Juliamon  really!?
 northos: @Orxolon "acronym" is what you're probably thinking of
 Getter404: Riverboat casinos, perhaps?
 BrowneePointz: i'm also betting riverboat casino
 Going_Medium: Next time split your 6's and get 2 hands wheeler
Orxolon: @northos YES that´s thee one!,thanks
Frostwriter111: no, but I could make something up
Orxolon: im scared i want to gamba later
unbanjitte: flop is from the the sund the cards make when the dealer flips them over
unbanjitte: *sound
  Simriel: I know the Entomology of the cards, but talking about it might Bug people.
 Gekyouryuu: they're Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, clearly. 
 Seth_Erickson: the hard workers
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Oscelot: lol map
 Simonark: The face cards are all based on real people. Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, etc.
kusinohki: played poker with a tarot deck once.  got a full house and 3 friends got cursed.
  Simriel: Wheeler folding a Black Lotus and a Costo Membership
Orxolon: i imagine someone suddenly yelling: goal!or bingoo! or something from other game hahahah
 BrowneePointz: Yea most European card games go back to a trifecta of Italian French and British game traditions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dang it, my cooking ran over, is there betting on the betting this evening?
Orxolon: UN dolar James,tu sabes de esto
 Sethalidos: DnD game idea: Texas Hold Em with a Deck of Many Things
Orxolon: por favor XD
 Gekyouryuu: Does Balatro count? 
Oscelot: I missed the intro so I am managing to remain ignorant of how this game after 39 years on this planet rofl. (I legitimately keep JUST missing explanations. this is the third time lol)
 Getter404: Kathleen has cards up her sleeve, unfortunately they're just Leaf Tea and a Rabbit Clearing Ambush
 MacbethSeemsSus: Which player lost their client's investment money and desperately trying to win it back?
 SquareDotCube: remember the old handheld LCD video pokers
Orxolon: it helps you learning the sets
 BrowneePointz: Okay give me a second
 NorthstarTex: can we crack celestial boosters yet?
 Gekyouryuu: did no one bring a banana or a photo?
kusinohki: everything I know about casino gambling comes from the SNES vegas stakes video game
 niccus: who's about to raise with the deed of the moonbase
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Getter404 I would assume that Penelope gave Kathleen some cards from the prerelease deck so she can get dragons from her land drops 
 BrowneePointz: @LoadingReadyRun [Originally the flop was called the turn and the turn was simply known as 4th street. Then the term flop came from the sound the dealer makes when he “flops” the first three cards. As this became colloquial, 4th street became known as the “turn”. ]
powerflapjack: @Getter404 for some reason it's just 4 copies of Vampire Nighthawk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Casino people get very mad
ToxicAtomKai: I was decent at Poker Night at The Inventory, even if it was just for TF2 items
varmintx0: @kusinohki I still have the cartridge for that on the shelf to my left.
Jadaris: I used to be a professional poker player back in the post-Moneymaker craze, I miss those days
 AtomicAlchemical: Bold to hold on a Go To Jail and a Blockbuster gift card
Orxolon: oh i missed this turn´s Wheeler cards
IncredibleFrown: i've played a little casino poker but mostly just like poker night at the inventory
 Diabore: raising 150 right? to 200?
 RatherLargeToad: Movies lied to us?  That’s impossible!
  Texan_Reverend: @Orxolon We've stopped doing that for a bit.
Frostwriter111: wait, jacob is in for 200 now
 LithelyUnshod: Wasn't Jacob big?
Orxolon: @Texan_Reverend did we misbehave?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jacob called his own blind.
 BrowneePointz: The River comes either from Riverboats where some would cheat with an extra card to "fix" the hand or It may come from the Riverboat card game "Up the River, down the river"
 TheWanderingNomad: So did we open with a re-enactment of "The Faces" Poker Crapshot? 
 Simonark: I had, in the 90s, a Mac poker game that had... just.. SWARMS of weird variations, I played so many strange poker games that noone plays, like Kankakee, and Anaconda, (where you get 7 cards and pass 3 of them to another player)
kusinohki: TNG did that all the time "I see your 50 and raise you 50 more"
 BrowneePointz: or lastly River comes from teh French word because it "fixes" the hand and the french word River is the root of the english word Rivet
  Texan_Reverend: @Orxolon Mainly it was just breaking the flow. It may come back again in a little while.
ChargingFurret: because Jacob was BB, he could’ve checked to the flop without putting chips in, right?
Orxolon: aaahh the flow,i agree,it was being cracked
  Graham_LRR: they also weren’t playing Hold’Em on TNG
Oscelot: oh hey G o/
 The_Color_Twelve: yeah TNG predates the hold'em craze by a bit
Orxolon: hey G!
 ckupf: @Graham_LRR It was draw iirc
Oscelot: this music is so good for this hehe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, it was just normal draw poker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey G!!
Chesul: they played stud a couple times.
itsaysTRUENO: the sunglasses are worth -1 Perception on roles against the wearer
kusinohki: mostly draw poker, occasionally stud  iirc
Orxolon: TNG?
Chesul: Star Trek the Next Generation.
varmintx0: star trek the next generation
Orxolon: star trek The next generation?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Star Trek The Next Generation
kusinohki: star trek the next generation
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Orxolon: thought so,but don't understand XD
johnnylongtorso: Space Team Those New Guys
kusinohki: that's how slow I type/respond.... literally 4 others beat me to it
Orxolon: @johnnylongtorso hahahahha i like yours better hahahahaah
 BrowneePointz: but yea, The Turn became The Flop from the sound the dealer makes, and 4th Street then became "The Turn". The River comes from Casinoboat traditions OR the french verb meaning "to fix/attach" (where we get rivet) but no one knows which is true.
 BrowneePointz: for Jacob's edification
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Oscelot: I love Space Team Those New Guys!
   LoadingReadyRun:  and remember, a "Winning Hand" card beats everything except another Winning hand card
 kristof162028: So when did ler become a gambling stream?
kusinohki: there's a card game called space team.  if there's an expansion or 2nd edition, I hope it get's called "space team the new guys"
kynelwynn: @johnnylongtorso That's the name of my Lower Decks AU
 Simonark: Swedish Tattooists Tapdance Ninety Gavottes was such an odd show
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun hahahahhaa,thanks for the wisdom
 Sethalidos: @LoadingReadyRun what about the bannana
 Opheliaway: What's the rarity of a "Winning Hand" card?
Oscelot: wait there are just cards that declare you have a winning hand?
kusinohki: paul is making a red dragon inn reference
Oscelot: (I have a migraine. again. so my comprehension is looow rn)
 Sethalidos: @Opheliaway 1:31415
Chesul: @Oscelot It's a joke reference to the game Red Dragon Inn.
Oscelot: Ahh try @kusinohki
Oscelot: ty @chesul
 OldUncleDan: I have been watching a bunch of playlists of WSOP starting with 2004.  And this is sending me.
jwholla: i like that everyone is wearing glasses
 TheDevil_Risen: a lot of c-betting is meta based
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I'm going to need reminders anyways, I also didn't get it was a joke either
 Xerodin: How many people can you play poker on one deck of cards?
imreallybored1991: #TEAMJAMES
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Let's go gambling! Aw dangit!
Oscelot: hehe fair @thefluffiestguineapig
blackroseimmortal7: just tuned in, how are lrr at poker?
Oscelot: learning @blackroseimmortal7
blackroseimmortal7: @Oscelot fair enough
 Xerodin: @blackroseimmortal7 
DaxStrife: Money for nothing, checks for free.
blackroseimmortal7: is this texas or smthn else
 tehfewl: They got whiskey for Crokinole, but not for Poker?
blackroseimmortal7: cool that's the one I know
Chesul: texas for now.
 lirazel64: Tex
Orxolon: the hand was so ugly he paid NOT to see XD
 ElektroTal: i love these guys trying to rules lawyer this like it's magic
 MAPBoardgames: Given its James. The flop was going to be all lands anyways.
kusinohki: I think you can have 7 player 7 card stud.  texas hold em could go up to....20, but that's kink of ridiculous
johnnylongtorso: @Xerodin theoretically, 22: 2 cards to each player, 5 for the communal cards, and 3 cards that get burnt
 Lord_Hosk: All james had was a 3 and a 6 that wouldn't have done him any good
imreallybored1991: THE RIVER IS COMING UP CHAT WE GOT THIS
kusinohki: kink = kind
imreallybored1991: O SNAP ACE
jwholla: we need hole cams for everyone
 dutchmoose: God I love gambling
 BrokenGolem: anyone else think Jacob had it?
Chesul: James is much better at Secret Viking Wildcard than at Texas.
blackroseimmortal7: would be cool to see hole cards like in tournament vids
unbanjitte: @jwholla not that kind of stream i dont think
Oscelot: phrasing @jwholla 
Orxolon: do we have any pro in chat that knows the %s and stuff?
Chesul: @blackroseimmortal7 We get to see Ben's cards at the top of each hand.
blackroseimmortal7: @jwholla same thought, different vibe
 Earthenone: !card seven of hearts
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kusinohki: everything is 50-50%  you either win or don't  
Orxolon: hahahaha
johnnylongtorso: @blackroseimmortal7 they were showing Wheeler's cards but it was breaking up the flow of the game
blackroseimmortal7: @Orxolon I know the lingo but I suck at math
 BrowneePointz: while I'm not great at math I found out from playing blackjack i'm great at snap evaluating odds
 BrowneePointz: which is weird
 Earthenone: can we make sure to do the flop on the card reader for people at home? 
Oscelot: what is the little purple chit getting slid around?
kusinohki: so who will be the first to go all in??
Orxolon: i got the lingo down as well,and even some strategies,but my maths even if they dont suck i dont know the formulas to do XD
Oscelot: oh gods this crew doing a full table mahjong
 MAPBoardgames: Which will cost you more money? Poker? or Warhammer?
unbanjitte: warhammer
 BrowneePointz: oh boy lemme tell you about Hanafuda
Oscelot: that’d be so fun XD
blackroseimmortal7: @Orxolon yeah I mean I can do the easy ones like odds of hitting 1 out of a specific 8 cards or whatever but not the complicated stuff
Oscelot: @browneepointz I thought hanafuda was only on cards?
Orxolon: @blackroseimmortal7 right,like how much X pair has of hitting Y
 Diabore: why did you tell wheeler he could be a nuisance???
Oscelot: oh nooooo XD
 BrowneePointz: @Oscelot correct I was making a joke about how Hanafuda is a suit based card game with more tactile play pieces(traditional hanafuda cards are carved and painted wood)
 RatherLargeToad: It’s a good strategy if you get away with it
Oscelot: oooooooo I need to look up trad cards @browneepointz
 Diabore: cmon 4 of a kind
Orxolon: Ian needs a hit
johnnylongtorso: didn't we see this flop already?
kynelwynn: what I am seeing is that mahjong skill isn't transferring over (as Ian and Wheeler are behind) 
 MAPBoardgames: Where's the LongGame croupier rake when you need it?
itsaysTRUENO: @johnnylongtorso ill check the wiki
Orxolon: @johnnylongtorso until the river yes
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 zeathean: I am guessing most of the board is new to poker?
 Strebenherz: @zeathean pretty new yeah
 zeathean: Neat
blackroseimmortal7: @zeathean what gave you that impression?
 Strebenherz: kathleen was leading for a moment and in her words, no experience ircc
 Opheliaway: Tapped and generated 7 of spades mana
kusinohki: we need alex to come in as a bouncer and throw someone out for cheating or bad manners or going broke....
 Strebenherz: the night is still young 
blackroseimmortal7: yep
 Diabore: chop chop
 zeathean: @blackroseimmortal7 People appear to be working on card evaluation in real time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Simriel: Warhammwr is more expensive than Warhammer, because Poker can make money come back to you
Orxolon: best hand possible,the other one in your hand doesn't break the tie?
Orxolon: i see
 TheDevil_Risen: goes left o button
  Simriel: Warhammer your money just goes away forever
 MAPBoardgames: The house takes the remainer
  Juliamon: "Warhammer is more expensive than Warhammer" empirically true
blackroseimmortal7: @zeathean card evaluation is hard, like if my opponent is showing me esper mana and they have either uu or uw or ub up, which spells are most likely for them to cast, given that this is dandan and I know that their deck is a 4 on the commander rating system?
  RayFK: I got my payout from that
FITorion: wouldn't the dealer have chips they could break a larger chip in half with?
Oscelot: oh that’s a good look on you Wheeler
blackroseimmortal7: the answer of course is solitude
 Micalovits: Poker can easily get more expensive, gambling addiction is real
 Xerodin: are they only playing texas holodem tonight?
  Simriel: @juliamon That was a mistake but also somehow true?
 zeathean: Is the table running with one deck?
 MAPBoardgames: Remember: the most sure-fire way to win big at a casino? Own the casino.
itsaysTRUENO: sorry they're called poker crisps here
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Oscelot: absolutely @mapboardgames
 Lord_Hosk: @MAPBoardgames Unless you are he who shall not be named
 Ballistic_Meatball: 7 card stud is nice
  Juliamon: Unl--oh, Hosk beat me to it
 Simonark: There are so many VERY unplayed ones, and most of those are for a reason. Dozens get ruled out if you don't want wild cards for a start.
 OldUncleDan: I used to be big into Omaha.  Don't have that energy for it anymore.
agentofsaruman69: could play some omaha 8 hi-lo split to really ruin people's brains
 saucemaster5000: My mom came home once to find my grandmother had taught a 6 year old me 7 card stud and was trying to take me for my allowance
 Isaac3567: Be different and do double draw lowball, just to be confusing
 Opheliaway: math 
 Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 Amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MATH!!
Oscelot: @agentofsaruman69 hi lo piccolo does break people”s brains  /j
Orxolon: @saucemaster5000 that is kinda sweer
Orxolon: *sweet
 Dog_of_Myth: A little math as a treat
Oscelot: oh my gods @saucemaster5000 lol
dead_delver: When does Nelson use Sensei's Divining Top?
tachyondecay: I've been teaching myself hold'em for fun and it's interesting learning different strategies depending on the types of players you're up against
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 My grandmother taught me as a 6th grader poker when I was alone with her but after i was beating her at every hand by the end of the afternoon she very rapidly made us stop and told me never to tell anyone about it
 OldUncleDan: That's a dangerous flop.
 Opheliaway: I'm waiting for Wheeler to exile a black card to evoke Grief
 OldUncleDan: Turn makes it fun.
 Strebenherz: @saucemaster5000 granny out to win, dang
Astramentha: @thefluffiestguineapig 😆 incredible
 TheDevil_Risen: because you expect change
Oscelot: rofl @thefluffiestguineapig
 Micalovits: To not trick people
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astramentha She underestimated the power of autism
 TheDevil_Risen: its usually written on each table at a casino as well
Oscelot: you’re too bi for that Jacob 
 HorusFive: You were going for a "get everyone else to fold" and it worked
Shadowsoflife: amazing @Thefluffiestguineapig
  Juliamon: I love that it's always grandparents that teach us, not parents. They know what they can get away with.
Astramentha: @thefluffiestguineapig The neurotypicals often do
 OldUncleDan: Although, you have to try to bluff with 72o at least once.  Thems the rules!
 Micalovits: There is a reason that several pro magic players also did good in poker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astramentha So so much, I love when they are shocked I can predict all their dog's arthritis by watching them walk to the exam room.
 redikalususername: I actually know someone who used Magic as practice for professional Poker
 DeChunkandFriends: Worst hand is 2 7 off suit. Lowest hand that has no hope of a straight without it being on board.
Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig wow, they’re just paying no attention huh?
Astramentha: @thefluffiestguineapig niiiiiiiice
16 raiders from xShrimps have joined!
tachyondecay: What's the bb?
 TheDevil_Risen: flip cards first
Oscelot: welcome raiders
dead_delver: I like how half of the table is wearing shades.
jessicaengle: Get raided!   
 TheDevil_Risen: its rules
 Opheliaway: math 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Sometimes yes, sometimes its genuinely very subtle and even the veterinarian is impressed I noticed without x-rays. With cats it's often I get to explain "they feel the same pain as you I WILL SHAKE YOU"
xShrimps:   
jessicaengle: Hi chat 
 Diabore: pair a pockets\
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!!
jessicaengle:   
pewpewsloth: 
Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig yeeeeah
jessicaengle: 
 TheWooglie:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Is it called a shrimp raid?
jessicaengle: I think so!      We were playing Katamari today
jessicaengle: xShrimp is good ppl. 
  Simriel: Nice play Nelson.
 AllTheWeasels:  
Oscelot: katamari shrimpacyyyyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Goddamnit, I'm mad that got me
 Diabore: RUDE
 Marc_otato: James is looking dapper
 Micalovits: Thats rude
jessicaengle: @Oscelot Naaaaaa nananana na naa naaaa 
Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig XD
 SnackPak_: thats what it sounds like
 Strebenherz: what
 Seth_Erickson: 
Oscelot: woof
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuujjjhhh, NOPE
 saucemaster5000: in my defense it was really good crack
blackroseimmortal7: speaking of which, nelson says...
 BrowneePointz: Crack IS Vegan
 gualdhar: wow, and the Let's Nope boys just wanted cocaine!
 blepharic: Just joined. What kind of poker are they playing? What are the blinds? Is there an ante?
 SnackPak_: at least step outside to smoke crack
jessicaengle: 
 zeathean: Is poker night the start of the LRR drugs arch?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Nope bois want their nose sugar nights, but forcing everyone to imbibe is when it gets to be not ok
Astramentha: @gualdhar Paul’s even here, begin the cocaine arc!
blackroseimmortal7: @blepharic texas holdem, not sure, not sure
dm818: 35 can't be correct if he went all in with 18 right?
 TheDevil_Risen: wheeler shoot that button over to nelly ?
 Xerodin: wheeler i need you to raise the dealer chip
 KeytarCat: @blackroseimmortal7 25 and 50, no ante
 Gekyouryuu: oh, was Nelson the pair of kings?
 OldUncleDan: I thought you weren't supposed to count your money when you are sitting at the table!!!!!
mackstashmarshall: Loving Funko's visor!
 Gekyouryuu: I got that backwards
 pleonasticTautology: kathleen are you on a highway to the danger zone
Scarbble: kenny rogers but close enough
rogerivany: Kenny Loggins?
 ArcOfTheConclave: know when to walk away, know when to run.
 OldUncleDan: Pot Limit is pretty good.
 TheDevil_Risen: No limit is also the format used for torunaments
 TheDevil_Risen: generally
Orxolon: @OldUncleDan never liked pot limit
uniqusrnam: totals are 50 off the 12,000 but that's closer than the 150 of last time. I bet that it will split the diff and be 100 off the next round
kusinohki: I have no limit to my incompetence...
 AtomicAlchemical: Jacob got that short stack energy... wait
agentofsaruman69: pot limit is awful, you have to do *actual* math every bet
 Diabore: is it gonna work?
 pleonasticTautology: ruffles or doritos, wheeler
Orxolon: @kusinohki you go Kosi!we support you!
 pleonasticTautology: i have both
Oscelot: he’s 5ft8 rofl @atomicalchemical at least if I’m remembering correctly
 zeathean: Wheeler has a flush
 blepharic: That is a really wet board...
Oscelot: wet?
jessicaengle: wut?
Astramentha: wet?
 Diabore: 4 to a straight again
 pleonasticTautology: wet?
 northos: "wet board" means it has a lot of potential for good hands
 blepharic: possibilities of straights or flushes
Astramentha: @northos ohhhhhhhhhh
Oscelot: ahh ty @northos
 DiscordianTokkan: Moistest Hands
 pleonasticTautology: ohhhhhhhhh
ChargingFurret: lots of good hand potential (straights and flushes mostly)
jessicaengle:  
 BrowneePointz: Mighty Mighty King of the Bush is He
 TheWooglie: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: it me!
Oscelot: that’s a hell of a headline
 TheDevil_Risen: love that kookaburra 
 SnackPak_: wow rude
 pleonasticTautology: oh my G-D
jessicaengle: @BrowneePointz Laugh Kookaburra Laugh Kookaburra
 zeathean: This is a tough call
 pleonasticTautology: mama cass is SUCH a disrespectful name
 pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d
Orxolon: it's not thaaaaat wet
 northos: @zeathean for the record, chat is visible to the players so it's best that we don't comment on what wheeler has / might have / should do
  Graham_LRR: this article has no photos!!
 zeathean: @northos Oh, sorry
 blepharic: Sorry!
Oscelot: nuuuuuuu! @graham_lrr
 OldUncleDan: Any hockey fans here following the PWHL?  New teams going in at Seattle and Vancouver!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Graham_LRR https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/cbig8n/absoloute_unit_has_too_many_snags/
blackroseimmortal7: @northos what if we only say extremely misleading things
jessicaengle: @Graham_LRR Journalism fail
 Diabore: @Dog_of_Myth perfection thank you
  Graham_LRR: @dog_of_myth amazing
Oscelot: omg @dog_of_myth what a cutie
 Micalovits: @Dog_of_Myth 
Orxolon: @Dog_of_Myth oh no 
 Dog_of_Myth: Your welcome chat
jessicaengle: Chubbly birb!
stevestein: "double belly buster straight draw" is apparently a term
  Juliamon: that bird has zero regrets
 northos: @blackroseimmortal7 it's generally better to not even make jokes when we have information that's hidden from the players, because it's often not obvious what is or isn't a joke
 ElektroTal: why are we doing poker?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is what it's like to explain masking to neurotypicals
 TheWriterAleph: what's updog
jessicaengle: @Juliamon  I think you're right
 ElektroTal: (i do enjoy poker quite a bit)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWriterAleph It's the time the stream has been up but converted into "dog years"
Jadaris: @ElektroTal fun!
 HorusFive: The last time I said a table had a nice mouth-feel I was asked to leave the game night
blackroseimmortal7: @ElektroTal wheeler needed some cash
Orxolon: i n da club starts sounfing but half volume XD
 pleonasticTautology: malkovich?
 pleonasticTautology: malkovich.
TotallyNotaBeholder: John Malcovich seeing what he can get away with
 Getter404: I have a soft spot for Maverick, but I was also like 9 when I saw it
 BrowneePointz: @ElektroTal mostly cuz funko was available and has a lot of knowledge instead of relying on faulty home rule memories
 ProcyonFlynn: !upweagle
  LRRbot: Nope.
Oscelot: okay here’s a poker question: what’s the little green hat for? it doesn’t seem like it has enough of a brim to shade eyes, but I allllways see it
 Dog_of_Myth: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:27:15. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy moly that's amazing!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't know LRRbot had an upweagle thing
 Diabore: @Oscelot style
 CodeIndigo: @Getter404 Maverick was a great movie that got hard to watch because of Mel Gibson
Orxolon: @LRRbot 8:27!¿?Jeeesus how time flies!
 NotCainNorAbel: now raise
 SnackPak_: good ya James, make em pay to play
Oscelot: @diabore tradition?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Oscelot it is supposed to shade the eyes. that particular hat is a little small for Funko 
Orxolon: you can concede at any time XD
kusinohki: I assume the little green hat is just an easy way to identify employees of the casino or non-players type thing
LoganAura: Oh wow another straight risk
Oscelot: ahhh ok. Ty @loadingreadyrun
 northos: is that Kathleen's second straight of the night?
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 blepharic:   
 Micalovits: And her second big win on straights!
kynelwynn: So when do they get the Balatro jokers?
 Opheliaway: math 
 MacbethSeemsSus: How to lose the family vacation money.
Orxolon: Graham was here when Kathleen started gambling! hahahaha
Oscelot: hey, her mother is in second place on her first time playing. she should be proud hehe
 ArcOfTheConclave: the financial decisions of 'don't'
IncredibleFrown: my mom gets light-sensitive migranes and she got a pair of green lens glasses so i've always assumed it's that green light is easier on the eyes if you're gonna be staring ta a lamp all day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: the power of a safe group of friends
 JKBalch: Thank you Jacob for being a life lesson
  Graham_LRR: she’s playing Zelda
 Xerodin: i think Kathleen has a poker buff from her leather jacket and its a bigger buff than the other side of the table is getting from their sunglasses
 Getter404: See, you take all the money you *would* have spent on gambling, and instead just get a single night at the Venetian or the Cosmo and have a lovely time before heading to Area 15 the next day
 blepharic: Good advice: stick to a specific amount of money and go in assuming that you already lost it
Oscelot: @incrediblefrown I may have to try that. my migraines are out of control right now
blackroseimmortal7: @Xerodin this might just be the strat
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes Jacob
 pleonasticTautology: JACOB
Orxolon: oh oh
Oscelot: lol Jacob
 Micalovits: Jacob really needs to pee
 Opheliaway: Let's go Jacob!
Shadowsoflife: Amazing
blackroseimmortal7: @Xerodin is it possible that it is meta dependent and jacket is the counteractive agent against sunglasses?
 tehfewl: We ball has been called
 saucemaster5000: yeh when I go to a gambling establishment, I have a set amount of money that is "spent" by the time I walk in the door
Orxolon: heavy hand!?yeeeyyyy
chaos5896: Hey Funko, does counting cards (like in black Jack) apply to other gambling card games? @loadingreadyrun
Oscelot: good way to do it @saucemaster5000
 Opheliaway: Is this the moment when someone stands up from the table?
 Diabore: side pots!
 MAPBoardgames: ADHD All-in Distraction Hold-em Defeat
agentofsaruman69: multi-way all-in, every dealer's actual nightmare
Oscelot: @mapboardgames 
johnnylongtorso: let's go to the spreadsheet
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time to pop those tarot cards you've been holding the past few rounds.
powerflapjack: how many times has wheeler summoned his commander
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx chants UNO for no particular reason
 TheAwkes: I've been on Uranus all night. My pairs are unstoppable.
blackroseimmortal7: @powerflapjack 875 evidently
Oscelot: wait this game has sideboarding? lol
 ElektroTal: wait, that's the funko who does the minecraft?
Oscelot: yep @elektrotal
 Sibwow: @ElektroTal yep
jessicaengle: 
 SnackPak_: ooo
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 5 undercard spades in a row.
 Opheliaway: come on diamonds!
 SnackPak_: oofa
 Sibwow: straight
 Diabore: james wins it all
Orxolon: wow
 DeM0nFiRe: 
lochnessseammonster:  
MWGNZ:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Go James
 northos: @chaos5896 there's not really any application of card counting for poker (at least, not holdem) because each hand uses a freshly shuffled deck, so all the cards you "know about" are part of the current hand. counting works for blackjack because you can pay attention to cards which have been shown over multiple hands but not shuffled back in yet
 Sibwow: ballin
jessicaengle: Diamonds FTW!
Astramentha: 
 RatherLargeToad: 
 HorusFive: Retire Champion  
 blepharic:   
varmintx0: ain't poker fun?
 Sibwow: so many reds
unbanjitte: 3% chance for king on the river
 TheWooglie:  
 MrSarkhan: 
 tehfewl: River Rat
Orxolon: K-9 unit wins!
Oscelot: o/
 Getter404: And suddenly it's a 3v1
Oscelot: meds reminder chat
jessicaengle: 
 Diabore: james gonna retire cchampion over the break
 Opheliaway: 8 potential cards for a diamond vs 3 potential kings to hit
 KeytarCat: "Aight, time for work bye bye!
 Xerodin: wheeler and jacob are gonna buy in again
Orxolon: @unbanjitte was it?
 Dog_of_Myth: And now James is the Archenemy
 Larkonus: Thanks to earlier jokes, The Gambler by Kenny Loggins is *still* stuck in my head.
Oscelot: *waves* @keytarcat
  Simriel: And on the double elimination I am gonna head to bed
 Diabore: @Opheliaway 2 kings even, the diamond king gives wheeler the flush
jessicaengle: @Dog_of_Myth Archfrenemy?
 Going_Medium: James should now sponsor Wheeler AND Jacob to buy back in... Then he controls 4 of the 6 player 
powerflapjack: dammit the Pacers/Knicks game is at halftime too
 Dog_of_Myth: @Larkonus Not a bad song to get stuck in the head though
 Opheliaway: @Diabore true true. overlooked that
Oscelot: okay the shooting on this britbox commercial must have been intense
Oscelot: I almost want to find a making of for it
Oscelot: (I doubt we’re getting all the same ads, but some of us probably are)
  Juliamon: lmao I hadn't seen the DBex slide yet
 southpawx7n: @powerflapjack Oooh. I completely forgot that was on tonight.
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Shadowsoflife: 
cheshire_creeper: Whoa Desert Bus is happening in May...? That's crazy...
 Diabore: @cheshire_creeper short db, 1 day and regular db in november
 dumbo3k: @cheshire_creeper An abbreviated desert bus, one day only for BC cancer
 LordZarano: !dbcountdown
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 saucemaster5000: after so many events, they found the speedrun
 Oscelot: desert bus express https://desertbus.org/express2025/?id=681256886552c100016c96f3
 southpawx7n: Did they say how long a break they were taking?
jessicaengle: The short bus is coming!
 Oscelot: shouldn’t be much longer @southpawx7n
 Oscelot: wb y’all
agentofsaruman69: @jessicaengle oh dear, don't like this lol
 pleonasticTautology: hewwo!
Quarthian: I'm super excited for a mini bus, desert bus always helps my seasonal depression and now it can help my normal depression
 Diabore: looks like wheeler and jacob rebought
 Oscelot: for reaaaal @quarthian
 Larkonus: That's fair, that seemed like a nightmare to track.
   LoadingReadyRun: Shout out the DB Express coms team for that ad slide graphic 
 JoeKim: who's chip leader?
letsbelgo: 0-2 vintage cube wheeler showed up
jessicaengle:  Coms! 
 southpawx7n: Are they actually playing with money? I missed the beginning of the stream.
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome back!
 Oscelot: James last game
 Micalovits: @southpawx7n 20 dollars each yea
 Oscelot: @southpawx7n 20$ buyin
 Cptasparagus: every time I see a card slide over the top left camera, I think that Funko just threw a card up in the air
 HorusFive: Jacob can fold a fitted sheet! He is a man of many talents
Orxolon: no more chips then?
 Oscelot: lol @cptasparagus very large cards
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun  
 southpawx7n: @Micalovits Thanks!
 TheDevil_Risen: also love the shirt Funko!
 Xerodin: raisealways raise
 JoeKim: get that flush drawwww
 pleonasticTautology: y'all should get a sheet of felt for next time you do this
dead_delver: is it wet?
 TheDevil_Risen: the board is very moist
johnnylongtorso: a soggy plane
 JoeKim: we should get another table going
 Oscelot: gods a literal moist board. trying to unstick your cards…
 pleonasticTautology: JACOB
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleSquareWatermelonLitty-L40P62iEoI46uYlG
 Oscelot: roflmao Jacob oh my god
 TheDevil_Risen: o/ @JoeKim @pleonasticTautology
 Xerodin: wheeler won a hand wild
dead_delver: @TheDevil_Risen it would get too wet.
 JoeKim: these aren't . . ."real" stakes right?
dead_delver: oop, meant to hit reply two up from that.
 Oscelot: @joekim 20$ buy in
ToxicAtomKai: @JoeKim $20 buy in. Small stakes.
 JoeKim: ah that aint bad
 pleonasticTautology: @TheDevil_Risen aroo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, casinos count on sunk cost fallacy
 TheDevil_Risen: @pleonasticTautology almost !
Raincoast_Bear: Funk cost fallacy?
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 pleonasticTautology: @TheDevil_Risen wait i'm confused as to why you @-ed me the first time
 TheDevil_Risen: just saying gooday
johnnylongtorso: Texas Highlander
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh my gosh it IS like highlander
 TheDevil_Risen: and im lonely
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 JoeKim: really unbalanced
 MAPBoardgames: Monored very strong
 Scy_Anide: The strat is buy all the good Jokers
TramampolineTrumbopoline: I love Jacobs N7 hat
 Diabore: i think its more paid for win
 Micalovits: Big Pay to Play energy in this game yea
 pleonasticTautology: @TheDevil_Risen OH! hi
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah those 20 dollar cosmetics can really add up
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I open packs and keep getting the same dang cards.
 couchboyj: More pay to play, yeah?
Orxolon: usually you want to play the figures,but you need the low ones to make the deck work
 JoeKim: james just really wanted to donate to the pot
 JoeKim: so generous
Orxolon: what did Nelly have¿?
agentofsaruman69: here's a fun poker term for ya: "nice hand" typically means "fuck you"
 AllTheWeasels: Lot of cold feet in that hand
 betweenmyself: the casinos don’t allow for personalization; any time I try to customize the “skins” on the cards dealt to me, they throw me out 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If ben gets his wish and gets a real life sabaac set Funko might need a hat to be the droid dealer
 Oscelot: rofl @betweenmyself
TramampolineTrumbopoline: How many decks are being used?
  Graham_LRR: we have a DRAWER of sunglasses if people want
 AllTheWeasels: Bless your heart
 Oscelot: I would literally accidentally fall into that so much without that warning
 TheDevil_Risen: A K nice hand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AllTheWeasels Also a synonym
 Oscelot: of course you do lol @graham_lrr
Raincoast_Bear: @graham_lrr  In the sunglasses drawer?
ContingentCat:   that's why kathleen's emotes are so clear what they mean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me I hate the emotes where people spam "Your go" because they assume I have nothing
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Micalovits: The real Deal
 couchboyj: Injured Deadpool after you make a mistake is the only acceptable Snap emote
  Juliamon: hey chat, what would you like to gamble on, now that exact* totals are hidden? (*they may not have been 100% accurate)
 Strebenherz: @Graham_LRR I am continually entertained by the depths of the props and costumes stash
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they want me to concede, you try to emote me into conceding and I will absolutely make you play out this entire thing painfully
 Oscelot: @juliamon cats. which cat will be crowned the most pettable
 Oscelot: @juliamon (to,d you I’m out of it lol)
   LoadingReadyRun: It is amazing how gamers can make *any* interaction insulting no matter how restricted they make it
 niccus: are there tables that double-sleeve their poker cards
dead_delver: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's my response any time someone tries to time me out, especially in casual games.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot We have to limit that, because it depends if it's crew cats only
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun its quite sad, imho
 DiscordianTokkan: 
kusinohki: sabacc was mentioned earlier.  I assume a full rule set on how to play that got ironed out?  Did the battlestar galactica game (pyramid??) ever get that treatment??
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Ah pettiness finds a way
ToxicAtomKai: @LoadingReadyRun my favorite example of this is how Fortnite made STANDING STILL toxic
 TheDevil_Risen: 7 2 is the best hand ever
 Oscelot: @loadingreadyrun I know right? it’s so frustrating to me as someone who tries to actually be a good sport
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 TheDevil_Risen: #JoeHashem
 Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig all in on Baxter XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dead_delver I only play casual games, so for me if you get mad that I have gotten rid of your combo components with my jank deck, just take a deep breath and play in a different format
   LoadingReadyRun: @ToxicAtomKai that is amazing. I hadn't heard that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Depends on his mood. I'm all in on my cat who is trying to be on my keyboard and under my hands at the same time
HungryHungry_Hobo: Poker? I hardly know her.
dead_delver: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean when they just do nothing until their timer moves on to try and get you to conede. I fuels my spite even harder.
 Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig oh if our cats are bettable, all in on my cat silver who is vying for a wildlife ambassador role with how friendly she is and ALWAYS wants belly rubs lol
Raincoast_Bear: If James goes all in and wins, I heard he's going to buy ice cream for everyone.
ChargingFurret: any 6 is hard here lol
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah its BM to fold out of turn when betting is happening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dead_delver Oh hard same, for me anything where they are clearly trying to get me to concede. I can absolutely out stubborn you. I have out stubborned a Welsh pony stud before, you have nothing on me
ToxicAtomKai: @LoadingReadyRun Reason is there is a setting that hides "confrontational" emotes, which makes people appear as though they're standing still while doing such an emote. Of course, this just lead players to intentionally stand still to pantomime "I am making fun of you"
ChargingFurret: goes hard*
cheshire_creeper: Extremely Wet Hand...
jessicaengle: @Raincoast_Bear  cream!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Raincoast_Bear Define "everyone" terms and specifics are important
 Micalovits: All In you coward 
   LoadingReadyRun: @ToxicAtomKai right! I remember that now!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I hope they do chat pet shout outs during DB express as a challenge again
 Micalovits: I guess we shouldn't pressure when there is actual money on the line
 Oscelot: @thefluffiestguineapig iirc challenges are off for dbe, but they might choose to independently
 TheDevil_Risen: 6 10 is the nuts
dead_delver: @Micalovits I suspect nobody playing the game can see chat anyways.
 Micalovits: 10 11 is the nuts
 Oscelot: generally not no @micalovits , good on you for catching yourself
 Oscelot: @dead_delver they can see chat
cheshire_creeper: 2 3 goes nowhere
 Vilun: @TheDevil_Risen depends what jokers you have
 Strebenherz: @ToxicAtomKai amazing
   LoadingReadyRun: THeytechnically can see chat, they' aren't really watching, though
 TheDevil_Risen: @Micalovits yes
 Micalovits: They hopfully aren't looking at us for advice though!
 TheDevil_Risen: 10 J sorry
 Oscelot: oh they know better than to listen to chat XD
jessicaengle: Always listen to chat.  Never listen to chat.
 Micalovits: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 dumbo3k: Chat always gives excellent poker advice. Like you should always go all in
nevermore913: Chat is the best and worst influence
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Oscelot: lol Ian XD
 southpawx7n: Anybody remember Poker After Dark?
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
agentofsaruman69: @southpawx7n my absolute favorite show!
Bearudite: sounds like a great way to get audited
jessicaengle: @southpawx7n The flying toasters, right?
 pleonasticTautology: LoadingReadyRun Credit Union?
 northos: lol Wheeler
unbanjitte: shots fired
varmintx0: @southpawx7n Recorded every episode and watched it the next day.
 Cptasparagus: LR + LRR + FTX what could go wrong
 TheDevil_Risen: GibCoin!
 Simonark: Aside from "Teaching Object Lessons To The Gullible", what ARE the recommended uses for Crypto?
 MacbethSeemsSus: When losing money playing poker isn't fast enough!
 Micalovits: Gibb Coin, where you give us coins!
 southpawx7n: I'm just trying to imagine Phil Hellmuth if there was a chat. Hahaha
 BrowneePointz: GibbCoin is a 10/10 name
Astramentha: Please, it’d be BartleBux
 Oscelot: @simonark libertarianism 
Bearudite: what a way to leverage years of wholesome content
  Graham_LRR: Gibb: “they told me the coins were made of chocolate!!”
LibraryWitchKei: I don't know if I would trust chat with advice for any game less than with poker
 pleonasticTautology: @Simonark self-administering hrt
  Juliamon: GibbCoin, started by Bartleby against Gibb's wishes
 TheDevil_Risen: @Graham_LRR YES! 
 Sibwow: gibb gelt mold to make my own chocolate coins would go hard as hell
 Diabore: changes the math
The_Voices: gambling, im in!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Graham_LRR New meaning to block chain there.
 TheDevil_Risen: i believe it was banned after the whole FullTilt Poker debacle over here
 southpawx7n: @TheDevil_Risen Over here?
 TheDevil_Risen: Aussie
 MAPBoardgames: Did Gibb bit the coins?
 Oscelot: @graham_lrr if y’all ever get to the point to be able to do these things, gibbcoin gelt would be a really funny April fools day product
 southpawx7n: Oooooh. Gotcha.
 JoeKim: so we're getting the gang back together after this yeah?
 Vilun: @Graham_LRR don't give the cryptobros any more idea for what to "mint"
  Juliamon: now, I said that, but we all know Pistachio already has significant crypto investments he's not mentioning to anyone
jessicaengle: @Vilun You mean, like mint chocolate coins?
 Oscelot: what to mint *chocolate* XD @vilun
 Strebenherz: @jessicaengle 
 pleonasticTautology: BEEEEEJCRYPTO Crypto crypto crypto...
   LoadingReadyRun:  a crypto coin backed by chocolate coins would actually be great 
 TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon  if you invested a desert buck into bitcoin in 2011 you'd have almost 100mil today
 Oscelot: lol dang it, typing on an iPad strikes again for timing
Sly_Cox: You can never fold Motown man!
 Vilun: @jessicaengle I didn't not mean that
 MAPBoardgames: ChocoCoins: Nougat Filled Toffee
 Vilun: Balatro rules confirmed
 MAPBoardgames: ChocoCoins: Not For Tasting
kusinohki: LRR economy is on the chocolat standard?  figured it would be on the ice cream standard
ToxicAtomKai: @kusinohki not after the bull fight incedent
dead_delver: a treasury full of dillie bar.
 Oscelot: chocolate you can’t eat is infinite sadness
 TheDevil_Risen: and adjusted for inflation, DB has raised 14.5 mil https://imgur.com/a/PXj335O
 niccus: soft balatro rules, each player gets a tarot card between each blind
 TheDevil_Risen: (credit to Jame's Chat)
   LoadingReadyRun: ice cream standard is al little volatile
kusinohki: fort knox of dilly bars - what would be a better name??
 MAPBoardgames: @TheDevil_Risen That's a lot of dilly bars
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun hey, i'd invest my futures in dilly bars
 MAPBoardgames: Dammit. Now I want icecream. Thanks, chat!
Quarthian: I've seen worse investments
jessicaengle: Oh buckets, I ate my retirement fund again 
 Diabore: got a good regular face too GOTTEM
 Opheliaway: Has a Call Me Maybe joke been made tonight?
 MAPBoardgames: @jessicaengle Big feels
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 Micalovits: @Opheliaway Don't think so
 Oscelot: that’s just being a millennial @jessicaengle
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like the idea of Dairy Queen selling Dilly Bar futures *separate* from DQ stock
 Oscelot: lol @loadingreadyrun
  Juliamon: Dilly Bars would be easy to convert into liquid assets, just leave 'em out on the counter
 MacbethSeemsSus: So can you short dilly bar futures by eating them all?
 Oscelot: *groan* @juliamon
 Getter404: 4 people sitting in silence might make for the best stream
 Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon 
 TheDevil_Risen: Jacob, I know those feels
 TheDevil_Risen: i have those urges too
Frostwriter111: oof
 TheDevil_Risen: Nelly Cleaning Up!
 Oscelot: slay king
jessicaengle: @TheDevil_Risen And his first time playing too!
 southpawx7n: I'm assuming Nelly's the chip leader?
 Oscelot: certainly looks like it
Quarthian: Are they playing to a certain time or until one person has all the money?
ChargingFurret: Nelson with a half straddle start
ToxicAtomKai: @Quarthian not sure but given how LRR normally rolls, probably by time
 Oscelot: money clips are just fancy paper clips send tweet
   LoadingReadyRun: we are playing by time, but one player left might also happen 
 HorusFive: @Oscelot Why would you say something so true on this channel
dead_delver: @Quarthian people have already bought in a second time.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I will raise/call/bluff I mean check for 2 dollars
 TheDevil_Risen: K Q looking good
 Cptasparagus: so his deck is a 4?
 Oscelot: @horusfive somebody had to 
Zornplays13: I'm here just to make the same joke  I assume everyone else has already made, then say nothing else. "They made Balatro into a real thing?!"
 Oscelot: welcome @zornplays13
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   LoadingReadyRun: What is the etiquette about discussing Robocop at the table in a casino
 HorusFive: LRR's next Kickstarter success "Action Kathleen"
 pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun remember the time robocop shot that guy in the dick
 saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun This sounds like everyone will go home if someone wins early and winner has to sit on camera in silence for the rest of time
 Opheliaway: @Cptasparagus No, the river is a 4
EmoMcHipster: Just don't say you're a robocop
 Simonark: The casino rules are strictly Starship Troopers chat only.
 pleonasticTautology: @Simonark i'm doing my part!
 MacbethSeemsSus: @LoadingReadyRun Depends if it's roulette or poker
 Cptasparagus: @EmoMcHipster I guarantee casinos are pro-cop
kusinohki: little late to think this - but we should have had a balatro counter...
kusinohki: resolve the all in hand after break!
 TheDevil_Risen: 300 from everyone and then 600 side pot
 Simonark: Except in Atlantic City, where they insist on talking about Verhoeven's early Dutch films like Spetters, I suspect it's some kind of tax dodge.
 Oscelot: aces are wildcards?
 southpawx7n: This just occurred to me, but the only time I have ever actually gambled was my weekly poker game in college. Haha
uniqusrnam: this looks like a team anime where the left side are the underdog good guys and the right are from the sunglasses school of poker who uses forbidden techniques and wears hoodies
 southpawx7n: I don't think I've ever been to a casino.
 Opheliaway: 
varmintx0: no one had any of the straights
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jessicaengle: @southpawx7n I went to a casino once.  It was fine.
 southpawx7n: I got sober around when I graduated. I think that may have killed any urge I had to go. Haha
 Oscelot: congrats @southpawx7n
jessicaengle: @southpawx7n Congrats on getting sober  
 Diabore: ian has become the bank
 southpawx7n: @Oscelot Thanks! It was 15 years ago at this point, but thanks!
ToxicAtomKai: I've been to a casino once, spent more time in the buffet than gambling.
jessicaengle: Still, big ups where big ups due
 Oscelot: still worth kudos ❤ @southpawx7n
Chesul: Is now when Ian upgrades to a black chip? like last time?
 southpawx7n: @jessicaengle Thanks!
   LoadingReadyRun: Bullying people with money?! It's more likely then you think!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @southpawx7n Congrats!!! It's still always a big deal
 Oscelot: pfft @loadingreadyrun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun It happens all the time every day! Bring up the fact you once were homeless in a work setting and see how fast you lose friends!
 Oscelot: ooooof @thefluffiestguineapig >.< that sucks
ChargingFurret: would you announce a full house?
jessicaengle: oofa. 
 Oscelot: @chargingfurret “poly!”
 TheDevil_Risen: tournament poker is fun
 Micalovits: @ChargingFurret Yes, full house is a lot better than 2 pairs
 TheDevil_Risen: I played APL seriously for 5 years
 TheDevil_Risen: made some decent money
 niccus: commander should let you lend life
 Oscelot: er, misread. thought that was how would you @chargingfurret
 southpawx7n: @Thefluffiestguineapig Jesus. That sucks.
 Pyroxx___: see if you can get the magic back playing cards
 Getter404: What would the singles market price be for a Queen of Clubs
 AtomicAlchemical: 
 Rootpotato: wait i need to drop the 100th "this is a weird Balatro mod" joke
varmintx0: wow
 dumbo3k: @Pyroxx___ just gotta sleeve em in magic sleeves
 Xerodin: for the Poker PPR everyone has to come dressed in wild west outfits
 Simonark: Who are they getting as guests for Ian's PPR?
 TheAwkes: You gotta know when to fold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to fold away, know when to fold.
 Pyroxx___: @dumbo3k there are official ones from the 90s, they seem to sell for ~$150-$200 per deck though
 Oscelot: hehehe @theawkes
 TheDevil_Risen: Ian with the luck sack river
   LoadingReadyRun: @TheDevil_Risen all skill
Chesul: You played that well Nelly.
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun  nice one
varmintx0: since there wasn't a card higher than a jack, should have stayed more aggressive.
tachyondecay: Post-flop action has been hard for me to learn too
 Cptasparagus: dont take all of James's money, he needs to eat D:
 northos: I know James means he needs time to eat, but I was briefly concerned that he would only get to eat if he wins his money back D:
 Veshnikard: That hand showed the advantage of acting last
 Gekyouryuu: "come on! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!" "to HELL with your spoiled baby, *I* need those shoes."
 Oscelot: @gekyouryuu baby shoes, never purchased
 niccus: dinner poker. you can eat your pile or bet it
 Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot "for sale: baby shoes. heavy wear. almost like the baby was hiking every weekend."
 Oscelot: @gekyouryuu hehe
 Micalovits: That math day is looming over the table xD
dead_delver: For Sale: Black Lotus, never played. 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Oscelot: @dead_delver high bid: 2.6 million dollars
 Vilun: there should be 650 in the side pot
 Diabore: 9 plays yeah
 Diabore: big sad
 TheDevil_Risen: yep 9 takes main
 TheDevil_Risen: and side
 Oscelot: it’s like how new YouTubers pick up the “YouTuber” accent
 southpawx7n: Is this stream going to be posted on the LRR Stream YouTube channel? I have to go to bed, but I want to see the end at some point.
  Graham_LRR: @southpawx7n this will be posted to LRRTT like all tabletop streams
 Oscelot: sleep well @southpawx7n o/
  Graham_LRR: (YouTube.com/LRRTT)
 southpawx7n: @Graham_LRR Awesome! Thanks!
 southpawx7n: Have a good night, all!
  Graham_LRR: cheers!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Oscelot I hadn't heard about the youtube accent. Is that like the UK Received pronunciation?
 HorusFive: There's that 2-7 again
ChargingFurret: 72 eating good with this flop
  Texan_Reverend: lrrttafteryoutube.com/
 Oscelot: @loadingreadyrun nah, it’s just a pattern of inflection. I can probably find you a dr Geoff Lindsay video on it if you’d like
 TheDevil_Risen: A J looking good
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: cracks rockets
 Oscelot: @loadingreadyrun actually I’m on mobile so this is a bit tricky, and I think he’s mentioned it in a few. so here”s the channel link for later https://youtube.com/@drgeofflindsey
letsbelgo: nelly has kids to feed
 paulthemapguy: 2 pairs > pair of 2s lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Oscelot: hehehe
varmintx0: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HorusFive: "I'm fine with whatever" he said behind his big stack of chips
 AtomicAlchemical: Tonight: LRR pays into Nelson's kids' college fund
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
 Oscelot: *snerk* @atomicalchemical
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 Oscelot: this is why I’ve avoided learning it x.x
TheInnsanity: are Funko's head accessories cosmo and wanda in disguise?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Oscelot: @dem0nfire ❤
 AtomicAlchemical: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelson is going to Applebee's
 Oscelot: rofl @theinnsanity
 Mr_Bitterness: Nelson's doing so well for his first time playing this game. 
 TherapyforNarwhals: Poker? I hardly Knower!
 couchboyj: Still trying to figure out if this is a prince or pauper set
 Mathonwy: Mmm.... Poker. We used to have a poker club back in my undergrad days.
 MacbethSeemsSus: What about second poker?
 Oscelot: aww, can’t see her nails well
 Diabore: 4 to a full house ayo
dead_delver: Teed up for a full house here.
 Oscelot: ahhh
 Veshnikard: state sanctioned cheating
 HorusFive: Legally distinct cheating
Chesul: It's legal cheating.
 DeM0nFiRe: Like rules lawyering?
 Strebenherz: angleshooting, putting dryad arbor next to your forests 
 KeytarCat: Dead angle the rules
 blepharic: pithing needle borbarygmos
 Strebenherz: @blepharic this
 BrowneePointz: Pithing Borborgymos, the LSV bluff, not declaring opponent's Triggers
 the_semicolon: Of course I lied, it's poker, Phil!
 Oscelot: it’s wild when games have built in cheat mechanics
Despoiler98: oooooo allin
Despoiler98: yoooooo Kathleen
 Oscelot: nice!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: dang
 blepharic:   
 Oscelot: congrats Kathleen!
 pleonasticTautology: nice!
 MrSarkhan:   
 NorthstarTex: very good hand
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DeM0nFiRe: 
letsbelgo: dang
 northos: Emperor Holdem 
 HorusFive: Left side wins!
 TheDevil_Risen: go team no sunglasses!
 HorusFive: "They have little numbers on them?!"
 northos: oh they WEREN'T all black cards 
TheAinMAP: 
dead_delver:  \
 northos: we've entered Calvinball phase
 HorusFive: James is mad with Poker!
jae_dorian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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 OtherEdgeworth: One final hand under Viking Secret Wildcard poke ruless?
 Oscelot: hehehe @northos
Despoiler98:    Kathleen just with STACKS
 SnackPak_: 
 northos: yeah bottom pair is a tough call vs all in
 aitsu100: Nelson "Pockets" Coach Nelly
 northos: err, under pair even
 Diabore: kathleen just had a draw
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah Ian would have taken nelly to the cleaner
 northos: low pocket pairs are really tough
Chesul: amusingly, Ian did in fact have nothing at that moment. he had a reasonable draw chance, but not perfect.
 TheDevil_Risen: this was super fun LRR crew and Funko, thanks!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Calvinball Poker is something I desperately want now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Funko on poker is always great
 aitsu100: thats like a coffee
 Oscelot: This was fun, even if I didn’t know what was going on most of the time hehe
A_NO0B: need multi deck poker for that 5 of a kind value
TheInnsanity: is this USD ir CAD
TheInnsanity: or by chance AUD
 Micalovits: So Nelson should be a little under 100
   LoadingReadyRun: CAD
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 aitsu100: get subs Innsanity you NERD
 TheInnsanity: oh haitsu
 blepharic:    
 Strebenherz: holy bus nelson
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 northos: fabulous math everyone
 Diabore: nelly ran the table
Despoiler98:    this is a stickup Nelson GIMME DAT CASH
varmintx0: Damn, Nelson killed
 DeM0nFiRe:   
ChargingFurret: Clap thanks for the game
 DeChunkandFriends: Next time it should be in Norwegian Kroner
Frostwriter111: WOW Nelson
 HorusFive:    
Natural_Ones_Only: retire champion
 Oscelot: oh boy
 Mr_Bitterness:   
Shadowsoflife: Nice nice
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 northos: twas lots of fun, thanks for the stream!
 Oscelot: have a good night folks. thanks for stream
 corpocracy:   
 Mr_Bitterness: Gambling? We're done!
 LithelyUnshod: Thank you Funko! Much smoother than last time
uniqusrnam: great episode
ContingentCat: Thanks everyone
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 corpocracy: What's your yaku?
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: !next
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 SnackPak_: ooo
Zxion: nice!
kalira77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
 kalira77: Gambling? I'm... too late
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 Xerodin: Wheeler this isn't on your weekly schedule
 LurkerSpine: Oh we doing Third Strike???
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 23 May 04:00 PM PDT (1d, 20:20 from now)
 aitsu100: dual screen
 Oscelot: I need to buy a third monitor. oh no
 itira: oh no
 pleonasticTautology: i have 4 screens
 ProcyonFlynn: Just listen to audio, but split the L/R channels
 HorusFive: 3 monitors!  Such decadance
dead_delver: each stream on one eye of a vr headset.
 Twilight_Spark: I 100% misheard that as "smut fridge" and processed for 15s.
 pleonasticTautology: silent sub read 
 pleonasticTautology: oh there we go
 Strebenherz: there's the music now
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Natural_Ones_Only: Funko is staring into my soul
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TheAinMAP: 
 Oscelot: thanks again @pleonastictautology ❤
 pleonasticTautology: @Oscelot no problem! :3
 lamina5432: gnight
 Dog_of_Myth:   
TheAinMAP: 
 Oscelot: have a good night all
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 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great stream, great chats!!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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 pleonasticTautology: good night!
 Oscelot: and thanks mods
cheshire_creeper: thanks for the stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have a good time of day everyone!
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