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DoomBringerIL: might b mistaken.... but is there any reason why there's more Highlander than edh in Friday paper night?
neisan2112: Time to dual channel FNPF and DBExp
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Skye_Stryke: Heads up, y'all typo'd the twitch link in the Bluesky post.
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redpandrake: glorp
DoomBringerIL: it feels like it's more prevalent... which is weird given EDH popularity in comparison
Juliamon: DoomBringerIL They play what they prefer to play.
koruprime: glorp
BusTed:
BusTed: Look upon the dice tower
thraximore: "Gambling with mages never is" - Sleight of Hand
Flyingdelorion: Is this a reference to the new FFcard?
HadesLeprechaun: but if Paul's doing tech here, who's doing tech at Desert Bus?!
LoadingReadyRun: @DoomBringerIL we generally try to play both Commander and Highland once per month
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MookGB: What is desert bus?
Juliamon: !desertbus
thraximore: @MookGB the best worst video game of all time
Syntheticuh: @LoadingReadyRun hey just fyi the bluesky link has a typo s oit doesnt send here
KBKarma: Oh neat! Youse were on Panalysts!
oberon939: Panalysts back?! When did this happen?
Juliamon:
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KBKarma: @oberon939 Graham's been teasing it on Bluesky.
LoadingReadyRun: @HadesLeprechaun I'm not actually involved with DBExpress tech but I will be on the overnight shift tonight
lamina5432: evening
KBKarma: @LoadingReadyRun I think Alex has moved to Bluesky entirely, but the overlay has his Twitter.
DoomBringerIL: @LoadingReadyRun ohh got it
Bugberry: Craterhoof is basically "go wide until everything gets tall"
oberon939: @kbkarma ahhh, I never was one for twitter and still not much for bluesky 😅
Ukon_Cairns: counters do be one of the ways green gets to just skip 20 and count to like 40 or 50 choo choo
lamina5432: jitte got a secret lair print for FF
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theamc2000: cool hat
MarkovDescendant: Time to pause Ben on one screen and watch him on this one.
chonkski: so glad I’m finally getting to catch a FNPF Canlander live!
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce here too. Because it's 1am and I'm tired. Good luck!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Reyhan, Last of the Abzan [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Reyhan enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature you control dies or is put into the command zone, if it had one or more +1/+1 counters on it, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature. / Partner
theamc2000:
@markovdescendant 
?
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Diabore: Uh oh
chonkski: powerful magic
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MarkovDescendant: @theamc2000 Was watching his old Let's Play of Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
theamc2000: @markovdescendant ok
theamc2000: ty
averythetiger: That's not how Nantuko works, sweetie
Diabore: Thays not what nantuko does
OldUncleDan: It's okay, the Abzan got better.
Cavemanhar: whys is there a +1/+1 counter on nantuko
LRRbot: Cut Down [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 5 or less.
chonkski: he’s got a boy not a counter
Diabore: Judge, nantuko makes dudes, alex is thinking its bristly bill
Tingeltangelibach:
idontgetmyrealname:
h i
Bugberry: it's not Brisly Bill
chris_hat: I think you're thinking bristly bill or the kitty
chonkski: he’s got a bug!
chonkski: Alex has bug
Simriel: Alex suits a wizard hat
Silver_Drgn: Both cheap green dudes. Just one makes dudes the other becomes a big dude
Simriel: So with UB how long till Duo, the Owl is a real magic card
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Ukon_Cairns: its understandable to misremember the card with an if then then then clause
chonkski: I think wizard hat and overalls is a look and I’m here for it
OldUncleDan: The Snake the stops Oko!
thraximore: Alex is ahead of the curve
Diabore: Working mans wizard
Simriel: @chonkski It's very Munstrum Ridicully, and I am here for it
chonkski: we need more blue collar wizards
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Diabore: No more pristine cloaks
Bugberry: Seedtime
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
chonkski: guttural response
thraximore: god, imagine an Imp's Mischief on Time Walk
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
theamc2000: let’s assume Ben tapped right
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rosiedog88: shredder connives, right? not the player
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
Diabore: You have the right mana, but you tapped both black for shredder
theamc2000: it can’t block
RAZRBCK08: That's a scrubland
nevyn666: read 2nd line on dilo
grave2057: dont read chat they dont know what they are talking about
averythetiger: Dino says no blockies
Diabore: And had no black from tundra
redpandrake:
oatway: @Diabore that is a scrubland
chonkski: let’s move on.
theamc2000: @oatway we (I) misread all the lands
AllTheWeasels: !chat
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Diabore: Oh it is a scrub, my b then, i got jebaited by the tapped right comment
Bugberry: The colors do look a bit weird for some reason.
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
OldUncleDan:
Stomping grounds doesn't tap for White!!!! 
chonkski: bugs for everyone!
chonkski: that’s the thing about bugs. there’s a lot of them
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aridos: love me some canlander gameplay
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ekplayscards: Canadian Highlander
OldUncleDan: Instead of tokens, you should go out and collect actual bugs!
chonkski: yeah! real bugs on the table.
Diabore: Still great dice btw, nice big numbers
LoadingReadyRun: I always think connive is just a silly way to pronounce "Knife"
averythetiger: They'd need to be rhino beetles to read well on camera
Bugberry: we got dinosaurs AND a flea circus.
chonkski: there’s a big zoo?! that wasn’t just a bit on Friday Nights?
RecursiveAcronym: special guest: the inchworm from that taptapconcede episode
chonkski: bug*
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if this permanent is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
HadesLeprechaun: english language is dog merde
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When this creature enters, draw a card.
AllTheWeasels: huh!
letsbelgo: orb
Effekwulsemmay: ORB!
chonkski: Alex came to game
Diabore: Welp
HadesLeprechaun: that polar bear is so mad at that orb
AllTheWeasels: I dig it
averythetiger: The most ponderous of orbs
Dog_of_Myth: The Orb
OldUncleDan: Outta curiosity, can you still tap Winter Orb to disable the effect?
AllTheWeasels: @OldUncleDan yep
Diabore: Iirc yes
thraximore: @OldUncleDan I believe that's Static Orb?
jwholla: wow that is a sweet plains
chonkski: you gotta have a way to tap it though right?
Diabore: Oh that plains is gorgeous
lamina5432: warbling
AllTheWeasels: @chonkski yep, gotta jump through a hoop but if you do it's effectively one sided
LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
AllTheWeasels: now I'm thinking about winter orb in a lands deck where you just strip mine the land they untap each upkeep
Effekwulsemmay: Winter orb is disgusting with urza since you can tap it for mana
tehfewl: you are not immune to Marine Biology
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Bruceski: Same thing happens whenever I play Kiora
DigitalSeahorse: oh An Wizard Alex!
chonkski: I like that black mold is still getting cool new cards like Dino’s
Bruceski: Which, you know, 3-mana removal bait with upside.
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chonkski: I wonder if he’s playing that new mobilize card that is mobilize x based on number of creatures in your graveyard
DigitalSeahorse: #778
Diabore: Avenger of the fallen pretty great
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse:
I'm dual viewing! 
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AllTheWeasels: Dont' make promises you can't keep Alex - that's a sure way to summon jitte to the top
DigitalSeahorse: apparently an Alex is driving a bus somewhere else atm
HadesLeprechaun: ah yes, and the -1 on Skullclamp is the drawback
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HadesLeprechaun: yeah, it draws you back up to a full grip
averythetiger: A harsh winter indeed
Ukon_Cairns: im now stuck thinking about the world where jitte cuts a dark ritual out of your opp
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
averythetiger: 1 (1) 1/1 danger noodle
LRRbot: Darkbore Pathway (back: Slitherbore Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
raakuy0: @HadesLeprechaun Riiight, and Urza's saga losing you a land is a drawback, no? lolz
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
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sirzechs_666: Oh my God Literal actual baby jace, takes me back to moonbase MK3
Arcticblast324: shouldn't that Ending only have cost Ben 2?
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AtomicAlchemical: It is, as they say, nice
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LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Narnam Renegade [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/2] | Deathtouch / Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.
forshamesir: Narnam Renegade my beloved
LRRbot: Ayara's Oathsworn [1B] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Menace / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if it has fewer than four +1/+1 counters on it, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has exactly four +1/+1 counters on it, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Bugberry: Even Black has some 1 mana +1/+1 counter spells.
thraximore: the spell worked as written
ekplayscards: oathsworn is SUCH a cool card
LRRbot: Raffine, Scheming Seer [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Demon [1/4] | Flying, ward {1} / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature connives X, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
couchboyj: Floody Strando with the weather at Action News 6!
OldUncleDan: Snake blocks them all day!
averythetiger: "I've never seen this card." *background noises of traumatized standard players*
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
ekplayscards: oh no! here comes floody strando with a steel chair!
thraximore: no it's part of resolution
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
forshamesir: here comes Yawg daddy
PixelsCatCafe: So ben... idea or AFK ... Millenial Monopoly lol
HadesLeprechaun: I'd trust him with my healthcare
loufghyslaufey: Oh phew
Diabore: @pixelscatcafe everyone circles rhe board paying rent until they have no more money?
Cavemanhar: no
chris_hat: still draw, up to one
AtrusOfMyst: Are the Sabaac dreams still alive? AFK or FNPF perhaps
Bugberry: Ward counters the ability
Natedogg2: You can choose zero targets.
loufghyslaufey:
hat got me thinking they b-b-b-bu-bu-BEEEJlanding! (echoing)
Diabore: Oathsworn kind of messed up tbj
AtrusOfMyst: Friday Sabacc Ma Klunky Night
Wonderdoc: did Ben take the 4 for snuff out or was that paid with mana?
HadesLeprechaun: he took the 4
FoxesinBoxes92: Ben didn't actually have a swamp for that snuff out.
Diabore: No swamp?
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Wonderdoc: he couldve fetched before casting
aridos: i believe him
AllTheWeasels:
Magic is a hard game. 
HadesLeprechaun: sounds like what happened, to me
steveheist: lol
LoadingReadyRun: magic shadowy backstreet christmas land
aridos: surely he needed the black mana already on board to cast raffine
crashco17: Mtg is hard unless u care bout win
chris_hat: winter orb doing a number on ben's psyche
AtrusOfMyst: Isn't undercity sewers a swamp
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CypherRaze: to be fair, winter orb would do a number on anyone's psyche
aridos: notable counter based card winter orb
aridos: smh should've been smoketstack
loufghyslaufey: "From Downton to West Vale Abbey Christmas Landing..."
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
CypherRaze: OH wait, yeah. Ben has undercity sewers so he had the swamp already
Arcticblast324: the bauble draw!
Diabore: We walkin here
DigitalSeahorse:
AtrusOfMyst:
Yeah Ben has a swamp, undercity sewers. Classic twitch chat rules lawyers
eleric937: where is Ben's deck?
Goosery: pretty sure he surveiled the undercity sewers off of the other surveil land, again not that it matters lol
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
DigitalSeahorse:
HadesLeprechaun: six
eleric937: exile SIX cards?
loufghyslaufey: F o r e v e r. . . .
Bugberry: Morph and Mill
steveheist: Not five
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Diabore: Oculus so good
eleric937: jeez wha a turn
CypherRaze: wow
realbadatthis_: Eyeball goes pretty good with a Murktide Regent eh?
Bugberry: @eleric937 and if you manifest it, you can avoid the additional casting cost.
eleric937: @Bugberry jeez thats a good card
CypherRaze: yeah manifest dread is a banger mechanic
Ukon_Cairns: love how they made manifest better without adding ward 2 to it
eleric937: @realbadatthis_ it does trigger the murktide counter thing right?
CypherRaze: no that'll be the next iteration of manifest
Bugberry: We really need a Legendary Eye. Unfortunately the LOTR set didn't have one.
steveheist: I mean they did also try disguise. That is a thing that happened
steveheist: @bugberry pretty sure WHO had one?
Diabore: oh the surveil land set, yeah!
lamina5432: the ward 2 on disguise made it much better
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Bugberry: I liked Disguise making Ward's unique effects much more prominent.
theamc2000: better than me in chat who can’t tell what lands are what
drcthulu: Magic is a difficult game, be kind to yourself
Bugberry: Collect Evidence also was made self-mill evaluations more interesting.
realbadatthis_: @eleric937 Whener an instant or sorcery leaves your graveyard. looks like it works
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Diabore: the combo from standard
DoodlestheGreat: Hi-yo. Nice hat, Alex.
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. / When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
goombalax: I...Am TOURACH
Diabore: tourach from the hymm? i love that guy!
HadesLeprechaun: new, from like 6 sets ago, mtg is exhausting, lol
aridos: who endures? blood ghast does.
averythetiger: Boseiju, Who Arrives
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Diabore: feeling game 3 in here
DoodlestheGreat: "You will be taken to the High Council for TOU-RACH!"
ShaneLeeAtk: Meatloaf sandwich
aridos: 1 mana 5/6 seems alright
ShaneLeeAtk: Sloppy Joe! Slop Sloppy Joe!
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Diabore: wins this turn? probably nothing
Arcticblast324: oh Alex's deck is FIRE fire
Bugberry: Is there any counter-centric board wipe?
Natedogg2: "You Are Already Dead"
BloodnBullets: naming bouncing beebles
averythetiger: Wait, no thoricle? Is a FAIR Consultation???
Tiber727: "Blue Eyes White Dragon"
Wonderdoc:
Paul, I wanted to make that joke 
Transmuted_Elf: Hitsiguyia Second Rite, just kill ben
aridos:
second rite doesn't work because of the atakar wastes
aridos: so sad
realbadatthis_: Winter Orb. It is about sending a message
loufghyslaufey: Rando-detective: "Collecting the evidence... Explains the evid- no, wait. No, I lost my place in the crimes/conspiracies board. Ugh. Drawing it again."
DoodlestheGreat: And the message is "Dress warmly."
steveheist: Demonic Consultation for Tainted Pact?
steveheist: Does that count as stalling?
aridos: name you're already dead
Wonderdoc: deluge?
Cavemanhar: questing beast
OldUncleDan: Questing Beast?
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
Diabore: cmon last card
HadesLeprechaun: and now it's on the bottom of the deck
Diabore: so both mox down
an_archist2: what did demonic consultation get?
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / This creature has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
aridos: tourach gettin swol
DigitalSeahorse:
brb
Diabore: 12 in the air
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
lamina5432: such the good swords art
Diabore: alex is dobs right?
Larkonus: You can't take out Turok! (/j)
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
Diabore: ah oculus is 5, thats where i messed up
Diabore: it sure was something they tried to do
LRRbot: Cursed Wombat [BG] | Creature — Nightmare Wombat [2/3] | {2}{B}{G}: Adapt 2. / Permanents you control have "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this permanent, put an additional +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Winding Constrictor [BG] | Creature — Snake [2/3] | If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. / If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.
LRRbot: Stalwart Successor [1BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever one or more counters are put on a creature you control, if it's the first time counters have been put on that creature this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
spawnofhastur: Bristly Bill?
Bugberry: Both of these decks are my favorite archetypes in Magic.
spawnofhastur: Scythecat Cub is a good one
aridos: i didn't know we were allowed to throw it back on stream
Dog_of_Myth:
Bugberry: There's a new enchantment in the FF set that also does the Bill Landfall ability.
emboar2235: wait, are we talking about birds?
emboar2235: i have owl picture!
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Bugberry: Fungasaur?
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
thraximore: that's a bird alright
HadesLeprechaun: "I'm gonna play this next game much tighter" I say to myself, like a liar (this is about me)
emboar2235: his name is pigwidgeon and he's 14
LRRbot: Kitesail Freebooter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [1/2] | Flying / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.
spawnofhastur: FF is giving me the option of Bant Bin Chicken Tribal.
aridos: winter orb does that to people
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
thraximore: should Alex be at 17? I saw a fetch & seize but I might've missed something
spawnofhastur: Everyone loves bin chickens
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, put a creature card exiled with this creature onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
thraximore: thanks Ben
thraximore: ha, tight plays boys
Arcticblast324: MH3 sure is a Magic: the Gathering expansion
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Ukon_Cairns: think i misread emperor of bones in the same way this week in the gladiator queue
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
rxpalindrome: holy moly!
ekplayscards:
fire design is wild 
Bugberry: you don't just get to reanimate anything on turn 3. It's good, not that good.
Bugberry: @ekplayscards people seem to misunderstand what FIRE really involves.
flatluigi: !card malakir rebirth
LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
ekplayscards: @Bugberry oh yeah that's just the meme
LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
flatluigi: did alex want to play the land
lamina5432: spellseeker secretly farhaven elf
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
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Cavemanhar: the space shocks are all so good
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Wilcroft: speaking oof un cards
goombalax: no Deadpool Saw in half
averythetiger: But imagine Opposition Agent in response to the stolen spellseeker
LRRbot: Rakdos Cackler [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | Unleash
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach. / When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Cavemanhar: also saw in half is not base power toughness it was errated
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When this creature enters, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When this creature leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Wonderdoc: looter? I hardly know er
lamina5432: two lands is a bit hard
averythetiger: Not even fetchlands makes that tough
LRRbot: Whisper of the Dross [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Proliferate.
averythetiger: Oh damn
LRRbot: Raffine, Scheming Seer [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Sphinx Demon [1/4] | Flying, ward {1} / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature connives X, where X is the number of attacking creatures.
Cavemanhar: Raffine is my favorite reanimator commander
Cosmonautilis24: didn't the apparition die?
averythetiger: @Cosmonautilis24 It's a 2/2
Cosmonautilis24: Ah I guess Alex didn't proliferate?
Toxxick: its a static, not counter
HadesLeprechaun: seems like Ben added a counter to Aether Vial from casting Raffine, but didn't add another on upkeep, so I guess it's fine, lol
Muddy_Thunder: @Cosmonautilis24 It's not a counter, just -1/-1
flatluigi: he did, it's -1/-1 not a -1/-1 counter
averythetiger: Proliferate what?
Cosmonautilis24: Ah got it sorry folks
flatluigi: @HadesLeprechaun he added the counter because alex proliferated
HadesLeprechaun: ooooh
LRRbot: Parting Gust [WW] | Instant | Gift a tapped Fish / Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
DoodlestheGreat: bnuy!
Goosery: caught a glimpse at alex's hand and it's pretty funny
DoodlestheGreat: Never sniff a gift fish.
sephyhallow: "Gift a tapped fish" is such an odd ability
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
theamc2000: tapped
ztghostie:
gift is such a mean mechanic in commander because you don't even have to gift to the player you're messing with
Veshnikard: it comes in tapped
averythetiger: Oh, the tapped part kills him
chris_hat: oppo is indeed tapped
lamina5432: counter?
TheAlmightyCheddar: Oppo being tapped is v relevant here
fatherllymic: helping hand is tapped
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
averythetiger: Okay. Still alive...
theamc2000: it was supposed to be memory lapse art
jwholla: hooked
sephyhallow: At least you got a fish
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
chris_hat: the rule changed so you don't have to rebound
TheAlmightyCheddar: You don't have to cast
flatluigi: you don't have to cast off rebound
Natedogg2: You don't have to cast it
lamina5432: did the turoch get the counter from ben conniving?
A_Dub888: what up fam, how’s the Highlussy?
averythetiger: I'd be tempted to flicker Apparition and take the cat
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
MrPipboy3000: Awww ... that fish was a gift!
theamc2000: draw off Teferi
drcthulu: draw a card
Arcticblast324: what a draw holy
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | This creature can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
jwholla: i think the teferi draw was missed
averythetiger: @MrPipboy3000 Which means it would have been rude not to use it
sephyhallow: @MrPipboy3000 Ben giveth and Ben taketh away
ztghostie: chat let them play
averythetiger: @ztghostie no
WizardDanceParty: It's a good super cereal game
thegreatskyfish: Someone explain the happy muffins
LRRbot: Winding Constrictor [BG] | Creature — Snake [2/3] | If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. / If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.
theamc2000: you think we give good advice? no? good
averythetiger: @thegreatskyfish The happy muffins each represent one happy game win
MrPipboy3000: @thegreatskyfish Its the muffin of advantage
kellyfurtado: heyo friends
theamc2000: Be. you did good while dealing with us
flatluigi: wasn't it connive 3?
ckupf: Should've discarded one more card
flatluigi: yeah, he only discarded 2
flatluigi: 👍
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
jwholla: both decks are really cool
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
Oblivixn1999: I love your deck, Ben!
HadesLeprechaun: I'm starting to think Magic: the Gathering has too many rules in 2025
definenull: Ooga booga
ekplayscards: that deck was so neat
LRRbot: Whisper of the Dross [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Proliferate.
DoodlestheGreat: GGs
DoodlestheGreat: Night night, Ben! Alex!
HadesLeprechaun: oh right, South of Midnight monday, I gotta finish that this weekend so I don't get spoiled
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this song is a bop
definenull: That bass is going off
thraximore: ooh
thraximore: anyone know the name of that track?
ekplayscards: thhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwdowwwwwwwn
thraximore: that was bangin
ekplayscards:
thank you for indulging me
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Arakasi01: Thrrrrrrrrtsty
MookGB: Hell yeah
MookGB: Hopefully often
fatherllymic: I was hoping for flying men
Oblivixn1999: DREDGE LETS GOOOO
nevyn666: oh ben got the new hotness in sleeves
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo that's a good one
AllTheWeasels: Gnight Ben!
control_rig: Clunk
lamina5432: bens tired wish him rest
Arakasi01: Small points are so good
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Diabore: volc in jund dredge?
lamina5432: dregdjund?
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
thraximore: doesn't looting go in last?
Natedogg2: Then Faithless Looting should be on top of the graveyard, right? =)
Diabore: cool
Dog_of_Myth: Just a splash as a treat
DoomBringerIL: no color id in CanLand?
DoomBringerIL: color id limittions*
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
thraximore:
MookGB: I usually just order my creatures since most only care about creatures
theamc2000: we don’t want to backseat, just steer you off the road
Larkonus: Such is the pains of dredge.
Arakasi01: I find graveyard odor more concerning
MookGB: @DoomBringerIL No, no commander no color id
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
Diabore: @theamc2000 we want the wheel, destination be damned
thraximore: lmao yeah that was pretty bad as dredges go
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Shambling Shell [1BG] | Creature — Plant Zombie [3/1] | Sacrifice this creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Dredge 3
LRRbot: Darkblast [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Dredge 3
LRRbot: Master of Death [1UB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/1] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return it to your hand.
DoomBringerIL: it's really good in my Wilhelt deck
LRRbot: Ox of Agonas [3RR] | Creature — Ox [4/2] | When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Escape—{R}{R}, Exile eight other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooo the Ox
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Larkonus: Aren't we all just a little worried about getting monkey'd?
SittingOx: are we also playing judge's tower in between matches?
DoomBringerIL: combooo
tehfewl: the ol' graveyard up front
crashco17: It's called golgari thug
Larkonus: Just drawing a card? Is that allowed?
thraximore: I think he knows
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
thraximore: uhm ACKHTUALLY gamble goes on top of the discarded card 🤓
crashco17: I think he knows
thraximore: so true bestie
ekplayscards: how DOES he do it
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Diabore: down on the bayou
DoomBringerIL: so lacky
LRRbot: Insidious Roots [BG] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant you control.
Diabore: da roots!
theamc2000: oh no
crashco17: It kill u
Dog_of_Myth: Roots!
theamc2000: the Anti hero wheeler
MrPipboy3000: The roots are messed up
couchboyj: Roots is so much fun
Flashgen76: that is messed up
Bugberry: Collect Evidence synergy
letsbelgo: standard playable
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
couchboyj: There's a roots deck in standard thats wild
Diabore: murky turkey
Decaped: Regular Magic is Canlander Dredge. got it.
Skye_Stryke: Each Dredge in the Bazaar is a separate trigger for Roots, yeah?
thraximore: quite
OldUncleDan: Well, there was an episode of Friday Nights where Paul does play Manaless Dredge.
theamc2000: rest in piece?
crashco17:
Do you think Ben wheeler knows that bloodghast cannot block 
MookGB: Great with dredge
MookGB: @crashco17 yes
thraximore:
Does he know? 
Diabore: ben starting the engine up
SittingOx: OH LORD
Diabore: big gaak
BronzePanda: THE GAK
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
SittingOx: the GAAK!
raakuy0: THE GAAK
Arcticblast324: oh god the dredge deck is heating up
Larkonus: Guess who's Gak, Gak again
crashco17: Serge is deadge
chris_hat: phoenix the gaak hell yeah
frameshifty: when do we get some sort of hogak lagac?
Decaped: gameactions.dec
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, they been doing a handful of "leave your graveyard" cards the past several sets and roots is by far the best of them.
MookGB: Dredge is the most fun deck in commander
couchboyj: A Rootin' Tooting turn
BronzePanda: This deck is insidious
MookGB: *any format
Diabore: big stinky
realbadatthis_: First time I've seen a Library get into the Red Zone
crashco17:
Unban bazaar in modern 
MookGB: Bazaar should have been reprinted into Assassins Creed, its literally a location in one of the games
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast this card from your graveyard. / Trample
SittingOx: oh man here comes the GAAK!
EdExecute: The only reason I don't run roots in my Teval commander deck is it's such a pain to track
Diabore: !card poxwalkers
LRRbot: Poxwalkers [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Deathtouch / Curse of the Walking Pox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Poxwalkers [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Deathtouch / Curse of the Walking Pox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
theamc2000: any creatures in the delve?
couchboyj: Straight Gaakin' it
OldUncleDan: Hogaak is 7-mana? Strictly worse than Force of Nature!!!!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: The angry baby
DoomBringerIL: no anger in graveyard?
zombub: The tapped ones should be the 4 and 3 power
raakuy0: Stop Ben. You're making me want to play dredge, omg, I'm melting
tehfewl: Gaak is back, baby
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
OldUncleDan: @zombub With Convoke, it doesn't matter.
DoomBringerIL: oh it was fury
couchboyj: Yeah, 1 and 2 should be untapped and 3 and 4 should be tapped. Not that it matters likely unless he hits that anger.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
zombub: @olduncledan The tapped ones are getting bigger
MookGB: Surprised he didn't flute for the anger
crashco17: Ben is why I always carry a rest in peace in my pocket
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Sogheim: I'm sorry, what turn is it? what did I walk into?
crashco17: Turn 4 now 5
MrPipboy3000: You know they are friends because Serge can just casually ask how big Wheeler's goyf is .... otherwise, its considered rude in polite company.
couchboyj: Dredge, you walked into dredge
raakuy0: We have decklists? I'm in love with this dredge deck lolz
crashco17: !card pyrogoyf
LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature or another Lhurgoyf creature you control enters, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
HadesLeprechaun: oop, not these decks
crashco17: Bwidge from bwewow and fwame kin zweawot
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
raakuy0: @HadesLeprechaun That's Okay, thank you tho!
Diabore: its a tide, people play more graveyard stuff, graveyard decks recede, people for get the fear of the graveyard and cut hate, graveyard decks return in force
crashco17: "Dang why did I get this tundra" in 3 turns
Arakasi01: Cling to dust my beloved
Diabore: yes
spicemelonge: yes
kellyfurtado: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL
LRRbot: Putrid Imp [B] | Creature — Zombie Imp [1/1] | Discard a card: This creature gains flying until end of turn. / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1 and can't block.
SittingOx: ben do you play the good old strategy of not playing lands on the first turn to discard a card?
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, first cards in the sideboard tend to be anti artifact and anti graveyard. but enough ppl playing formats without sideboards they gotta tack on incidental hate here n there
crashco17: Ok boomer
Bugberry: at any cost
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
Larkonus: What do you *mean* I can flip my expensive cards to Bob's trigger?! (/j)
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
goombalax: Cherry Garcia
lamina5432: choco brownie
realbadatthis_: Butter Pecan
LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. / Delirium — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
SpleenLord: Chocolate
Arcticblast324: you know what ice cream actually kind of slaps? Cinnamon
SittingOx: My fave ice cream is dulce de leche!
AllTheWeasels: all the ice cream flavors are my favorite
chris_hat: panda paws
Cheesiestbrie: Taiga is my favorite ice cream flavor!
Arakasi01: Cheese
outlinegoose: Strawberry
Cavemanhar: banana ice cream is pretty good
manglemonster: macadamia
spicemelonge: turtle
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
crashco17: Eye scream
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
LoadingReadyRun: @Cheesiestbrie Taiga Tail
Diabore: im usually between mint choco chip and vanilla bean
crashco17: Jeskai removal spells
LRRbot: Shifting Woodland | Land | This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / Delirium — {2}{G}{G}: This land becomes a copy of target permanent card in your graveyard until end of turn. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Decaped: Need a removal spell with a cat bringing you a mouse.
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
crashco17: Undergroundsuhshiftingwoodlandtakethatbackunderground sea?
crashco17: My favorite land
realbadatthis_: The woodland, it shifted
yukiMakingArt: wight is so good
spicemelonge: more removal?
Ukon_Cairns: @Decaped rat out?
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
MookGB: Stinkweed imp is an insane blocker, flying and deathtouch
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
thraximore:
Pharmacistjudge: Importantly. it's NOT a may
crashco17: It called golgari thug
Veshnikard: the more you know
couchboyj: Reading das card explains das card
thraximore: @crashco17 I genuinely suspect the German has made him forget
crashco17:
Agreed
Decaped: Wight of the Reliquary's flavor text will continue being disappointing.
crashco17: Makes for more fun Friday fights
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
thraximore:
Cavemanhar: draw for bounce
fatherllymic: serge draw a card
TheAlmightyCheddar: I'm loving this twist on Jeskai
SittingOx:
THE MORAL DEFEAT
LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Anger [3R] | Creature — Incarnation [2/2] | Haste / As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
thraximore: BABY
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
Ukon_Cairns: so judge pals, does bazaar bring sneaky snacker back even when you replace the draws with dredges?
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Pharmacistjudge: sadly can't miracle with teferi around
chris_hat: want a zigazagoth (triome)?
CypherRaze: A Spice Girls reference in 2025?
OldUncleDan: Spice Girls + Yellow reference in 2025.
Natedogg2: @Ukon_Cairns If you're replacing draws, you're not drawing and they won't count for the Snacker.
CypherRaze: @chris_hat this is a good joke.
crashco17: Nsync or Backstreet boys
ZePinkOne: WOW I FINALLY HIT THE PAPERFIGHT!
ZePinkOne: lets go SERGE
chris_hat: @CypherRaze sadly he's not actually on zagoth triome
ZePinkOne: you got this!
LRRbot: Analyze the Pollen [G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 8. / Search your library for a basic land card. If evidence was collected, instead search your library for a creature or land card. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Ukon_Cairns: @Natedogg2 thanks judge pals
jubeisamurai444: Doesnt matter how it comes off the library either. You set the order as they go to the graveyard. They are in no set order till you put them in the graveyard
ZePinkOne: I unironically say "your hero josh" now because of serge
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast this card from your graveyard. / Trample
Decaped: Golgarihat Hogaak.
LoadingReadyRun: Nickelodeon Gaak!
J_trans_rights: !deck
J_trans_rights: !decklists
Arakasi01: Is there a canlander deck with a higher density of game actions?
J_trans_rights: damn it
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
Juliamon: we don't have the decklists yet
J_trans_rights: oh I see
CypherRaze: @Arakasi01 probably his eggs deck?
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
jwholla: all of these game actions staring down a big dragon
Arakasi01: Yeah I could see eggs.
SittingOx:
AllTheWeasels: Bold of you to assume chat would not simply choose something else. We can be wrong about multiple things at once
RangerAlpha7: It's true, blue mana is five times worse than other colors, at least
Juliamon: Command updated
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
Juliamon: (it's still sub-only tho)
Arcticblast324: okay but is UU scarier or 1UUU
Juliamon: (sorry)
theamc2000: that fanatic is great escape fodder
letsbelgo: are you sorry though?
LoadingReadyRun:
@Juliamon Thanks!
timidaiski: At first I was sad cus this wasn't the Slay the Spire board game, but then I was happy when I saw it was CanLander!
AllTheWeasels: This deck rules
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Juliamon: if you link your patreon to LRRbot you can use the sub commands!
SittingOx: may i ask what is the card that ben called scrappers?
Arcticblast324: Scrapwork Mutt
SittingOx: aaahhh i see
SittingOx: thankss
realbadatthis_: @SittingOx Scrapwork Mutt?
realbadatthis_: disregard
Decaped:
Reprint Bazaar
calculated_uncertainties:
100
Decaped: all we need is 2 bad quarters for Hasbro!
Dog_of_Myth: It could even be a boat
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jwholla: what universe beyond would be suitable for bazaar?
drizztnailo: hell ye love me some dredge
Arcticblast324: Universes Beyond: Arabian Nights
Arcticblast324: wait
nyc_mtg: The Bazaar
Dog_of_Myth: @jwholla Avatar is coming up
dagoth__ur_: no stink weed imp wheeler?
dagoth__ur_: i checked the list and didnt see it
dagoth__ur_: my bad
aridos: it's on the list
thraximore:
dagoth__ur_: i ctrl+f'ed and i guess it doesnt work in mox lol
RangerAlpha7: late-night ben is spewing fire
Ukon_Cairns: nah, it does
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
drizztnailo: SO TRUE WHEELER
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
cmdrzellgaudis: who won game 2?
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
dagoth__ur_: oh lol i cliked on the wrong deck because it isnt a link
Arcticblast324: Wheeler won game 2
cmdrzellgaudis: thanks!
drizztnailo: "you gotta get washed to get clean" is what i say after losing 10 sf6 ranked matches in a row
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | This creature can't block. / This creature has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
SirIcehawk: woof woof
tehfewl: interceptor
NotAFireDemon: That would be Shadow's hound
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mustang_Redcloak: Interceptor, Shadow's Hound?
Ukon_Cairns: interceptor, man i love me a deathless knight
theamc2000: the mono black dog
HadesLeprechaun: @Pharmacistjudge sad no Partner
theamc2000: it’s like a daschound I think
LRRbot: Ashen Ghoul [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Haste / {B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep and only if three or more creature cards are above this card.
thraximore: HELL YEAH
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
dagoth__ur_: i love this
SittingOx: ABOVE IT????
thraximore: that's an ability not a spell
letsbelgo: @SittingOx graveyard order MATTERS
dagoth__ur_: @SittingOx it cares about greaveyard order its a old card lul
SittingOx: not only is ben playing dredge, but also graveyard order matters????
LRRbot: Flame of Anor [1UR] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a Wizard as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Flame of Anor deals 5 damage to target creature.
theamc2000: how do you attack an equipped aetherspark?
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
SittingOx: sorry if this isn't the correct stream to ask but, why don't canlander players play Teferi's Protection?
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever this creature attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
proudhoundcoffee: Grief should be on the board or did Ben evoke?
wolfram_zulu: it got countered
proudhoundcoffee: ah
RangerAlpha7: Grief was force of willed
proudhoundcoffee: yes yes yes
nyc_mtg: THE OCKY WAAYYYY
circusofkirkus: THE GHOUL
HadesLeprechaun: @SittingOx in a format this fast and powerful, 3 mana to just not lose isn't that great of an effect
LRRbot: Ashen Ghoul [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Haste / {B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep and only if three or more creature cards are above this card.
Ukon_Cairns: incredible
SittingOx: HadesLeprechaun it IS an extremley defensive card, and i guess the One Ring does a better job at it
LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature or another Lhurgoyf creature you control enters, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox:
control_rig: Chet Step: Failed
control_rig: *Cheat
dagoth__ur_: almost had him
hidingbox: Outstanding move from Serge
ZePinkOne: serge too good
RangerAlpha7: That's the jeskai dream ben
Ceakoth: get it serge!
avjamethyst: must be because I started watching
Ceakoth: fighting fire with fire
aridos: +2
emboar2235: would people like a picture of stan the turkey vulture?
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land — Mountain Forest | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
RangerAlpha7: why play untapped duals, they don't even surveil
dagoth__ur_: strong start
Mustang_Redcloak: Loam is such a good card
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Ox of Agonas [3RR] | Creature — Ox [4/2] | When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Escape—{R}{R}, Exile eight other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
letsbelgo: ox
SittingOx: OX MENTIONED!
emboar2235: straight oxing
theamc2000: no counter cuz no escape
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Arcticblast324: Dredge vs Initiative eh
LRRbot: Scrapwork Mutt [2] | Artifact Creature — Dog [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / Unearth {1}{R}
SittingOx:
LRRbot: Golgari Thug [1B] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | When this creature dies, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. / Dredge 4
SittingOx:
serge calling the shot
Cavemanhar: !decklists
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
theamc2000: take the reminder serge pls
SittingOx: serge should have the innitiave toke if it even matters
HadesLeprechaun: I am not brave enough for dredge, milling a bunch vs drawing a card is too difficult a decision for me, and I know I'd always make the wrong decision
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
jwholla: the initiative is the most intuitive mechanic in magic. reading the card really explains the card
LRRbot: Ox of Agonas [3RR] | Creature — Ox [4/2] | When this creature enters, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Escape—{R}{R}, Exile eight other cards from your graveyard. / This creature escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
jwholla: the beyblade theme song is stuck in my head now
LRRbot: Squee, Goblin Nabob [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
MookGB: Thats an insane price
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
jwholla: what percentage of wheeler's collection is german?
vvolfrider: i'd guess a solid 30% lol
frank_the_great: Serge, perfect time to cheat
benjamin_wheeler: did serge know there was a new 4 mana clone in final fantasy
SittingOx:
Arcticblast324: yeah those are pretty good cards
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When this creature enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
SittingOx: WHELER THAT'S BM
letsbelgo: loooll
pipshardfour: oh wheeler
LRRbot: Voice of Victory [1W] | Creature — Human Bard [1/3] | Mobilize 2 / Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.
theamc2000: voice of victory!
HadesLeprechaun: we need the best 3 of 5, night is incomplete otherwise!
hidingbox: message sent
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Mustang_Redcloak:
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
frank_the_great: Death & Solitude sounds like a sad book
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
SittingOx: damn they playing speed chess
dagoth__ur_: LETSGO Stinkers!
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
vvolfrider: loving the speed rn of play, vroom
WiJohn: He's thrusting forward his cat!
mister_nibbles: what about Dakmor Stormshitter
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast this card from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
CypherRaze: Wow, this Jeskai Removal deck is crazy
LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard this card: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
TheAlmightyCheddar: Now do I backseat Wheeler's gy order
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
hidingbox: the classic stall
LRRbot: Poxwalkers [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Deathtouch / Curse of the Walking Pox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
RangerAlpha7:
serge could have stomped his own cat and had it all, for next time 
dagoth__ur_: @RangerAlpha7 you monster
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on this Equipment. / Reconfigure {2}
theamc2000: one white source
hidingbox: well Serge only has 1 white source
LRRbot: Generous Ent [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [5/7] | Reach / When this creature enters, create a Food token. / Forestcycling {1}
theamc2000: first equipment seen out of Serge’s deck
LRRbot: Wight of the Reliquary [BG] | Creature — Zombie Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Arcticblast324: Serge has one white source, Wheeler has one Wight source
LRRbot: Ashen Ghoul [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Haste / {B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep and only if three or more creature cards are above this card.
frank_the_great:
Graveyard order matters 
LRRbot: Insidious Roots [BG] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant you control.
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
CrossXhunteR: serge is doing it
BronzePanda: Lets goooo Serge!
thraximore: wooooo
BronzePanda: You are my hero
JonHerzogArtist: He got his mojo back
SittingOx: you hate to see the good guy get screwed by luck
lastspartan607: What if his name was Yerge Sager instead
HadesLeprechaun: he's beginning to believe!
ckupf: If serge eats a card from his own graveyard he puts a counter on Laelia
vvolfrider: Yerge sounds right, let's go with that now.
LRRbot: Echoing Deeps | Land — Cave | You may have this land enter tapped as a copy of any land card in a graveyard, except it's a Cave in addition to its other types. / {T}: Add {C}.
lastspartan607: @ckupf Instructions unclear I have now digested my only copy of deep analysis
theamc2000: inside you is two maps
ckupf: @lastspartan607 At least it wasn't a lotus
Morrigan9: One - Hour - Later
hidingbox: Paul is just a skeleton now in the booth
Iam3DHomer: start the timer
vvolfrider: Let's give Paul a raise
dagoth__ur_: what does that mean
CrossXhunteR: what’s the blunder?
frozenphoenix7: Serge cannot exile the Stinkweed Imp, because Wheeler still has the Bazaar up, and could dredge it in response.
frozenphoenix7: Is the blunder
LoadingReadyRun:
looking forward to my 12:00am to 8:00am DB express shift in a few hours 
thraximore: oh noooo
Driskus: Bazaar draws which triggers dredge when he tries to exile
jubeisamurai444: And had the wasteland to take out the white source and force the issue
Oblivixn1999:
@LoadingReadyRun 
skiddybones: i think dredge is my favorite canlander deck to watch
frozenphoenix7: The Gaak!
Gyuumiiho:
@LoadingReadyRun 
LRRbot: Master of Death [1UB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/1] | When this creature enters, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return it to your hand.
LRRbot: Stinkweed Imp [2B] | Creature — Imp [1/2] | Flying / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. / Dredge 5
LRRbot: Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis [5{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Avatar [8/8] | You can't spend mana to cast this spell. / Convoke, delve / You may cast this card from your graveyard. / Trample
frozenphoenix7: No counter
Arcticblast324: nice lands
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When this creature enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
SittingOx: yeah, resolver first and then the miracle
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
theamc2000: lifelink fury
TheAlmightyCheddar: What a last game
thraximore: ooooooooofa
CrossXhunteR: lifelink fury is messed up
theamc2000: gain four
frozenphoenix7: Gain Life from that too
LRRbot: Ichorid [3B] | Creature — Horror [3/1] | Haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard, you may exile a black creature card other than this card from your graveyard. If you do, return this card to the battlefield.
CypherRaze: Yeah Wheeler should gain four.
HadesLeprechaun: Yeah Fury has lifeline counter
vvolfrider: wheeler's board just got stacked up
HadesLeprechaun: *Lifelink
theamc2000: the gain four was cool but I think wheeler just wins
aridos: hey guys i just wanted to be the sixth guy talking about lifelink
crashco17:
crashco17:
wrapscalion:
frozenphoenix7: 6/7, Enchantment from Roots too.
HadesLeprechaun: And only 7 minutes over time! Excellent games
crashco17: So what I learned is leyline of void and helm of obedience
CypherRaze: and the Miracle draw!
vvolfrider: Thanks Paul!
dagoth__ur_: great games
Dog_of_Myth:
lamina5432: gg'ss
SittingOx: thanks for the games!!
crashco17: Stare ApuApustaja FeelsWeirdMan peepoHappy ppL ZliL WubTF
HadesLeprechaun: And now to raid Desert Bus!
DoomBringerIL: also desert bus
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for showing Alex's wizard hat!
crashco17:
FeelsGoodMan 
CrossXhunteR: i just bought a new set of dragon shields today
DigitalSeahorse: lol
crashco17: Protect da card
DigitalSeahorse: pretend butter
crashco17: Use top loaders
zombub: "Dragon Shield: What are ya doin?!"
crashco17: Quintuple sleeve
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo rare LRR raid
DoomBringerIL: i need the lore on those bans lol
LucasTheDrgn: GOTY
Dog_of_Myth: This is a good game
HadesLeprechaun: Slay the Spire but trains!
lastspartan607: They misses Wheelers name in the mine O'clock ad...
Muddy_Thunder: Wait, when is Wheeler playing MT2?
HadesLeprechaun: Cuh-ber-net
calculated_uncertainties: Podcast Hour +!
goombalax: Cab Sauv blanc is a thing
lamina5432: last of nope time
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Dromos_GHG: reality tv not real
CypherRaze: Nice
CrossXhunteR: and thank you
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goombalax: tiny tim
KWardJenx: Love the Canlander. Thanks so much for the great stream
SittingOx: this is what canlander does to your brain
CrossXhunteR: get out of here
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: Well known musical talent, ben wheeler
KWardJenx: Perfect
DoomBringerIL: !desertbus
mtvcdm: !addquote (TQ) [now] i like knife.
LRRbot: New quote #9312: "i like knife." —TQ [2025-05-23]
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