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LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Clair Obscur: Expedition 33) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (4s ago).
Juliamon:
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accountmadeforants:
Ah, now I get it, they're playing game to let LRR pass CanCon requirements 
accountmadeforants: *playing this game
ButButTheJesus: Sunday Sunday Sunday?
Getter404: Ordinary Time and Daylight Savings Time
PharaohBender27: You know, as opposed to extraordinary time
Driosenth: Extraordinary Time!
SquareDotCube: I get here and I see we're talking about Brother Jack oversleeping
accountmadeforants: The Holidays Ascendant
DarthRagnar815: Yes, we Catholic have a liturgical calendar.
Getter404: Ordinary Time, come on grab your workplace acquaintances, we'll go to nearby lands
PharaohBender27: Oh, right! Forgot about that
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Juliamon: yeah I hate being reminded of my onychomycosis so I avoid looking whenever possible
PharaohBender27: I usually wear the same height socks Ian does, unless I'm running. I guess the last time I really looked at my feet was when I had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
EikoandMog: Crocs are comfy.
EikoandMog: They are not 'fashion' shoes but I think they're better than thongs/flip flops.
ArdCollider: my house slippers are hot pink Croc slides because they used to be my kendo "going to the tournament" shoes and when there are 300 pairs of shoes in a pile at the dojo door, you want to just grab yours and go.
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PharaohBender27: The "Life Enjoyers"
Getter404: (They might be having sex in it)
Manae: There is a second thing that has been missed: need to turn around from the path you're on and go around the other side of the giant crater
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EikoandMog: It's a Garbage Can, not a Cannot.
GDwarble: Welcome to the world map!
UtilityPunk:
A whole new world
kusinohki: meows
ButButTheJesus: are we gonna have to parry 462 times
Decaped: I love how grubby you get with mud and blood.
kusinohki: I think I missed a stream. characters just float instead of run??
Decaped: Gustav has been spending time in trash cans.
GDwarble: @kusinohki No, just Lune. She can just do that, no explanation given.
Diabore: got a little blood there gustave...
SquareDotCube: they'll fit right in with Dragon Age
kusinohki: I'm guessing "blood is lighter than air" ??
Jillexie: Lune floats because she just chooses to do so.
Diabore: oh lune is bloody too, must be a couples costume then
GDwarble:
@kusinohki Nah, Lune can just kinda hover like that 
gibbousm: oh wow, you are suuuuuper early in the game
malfunct: GDwarble it threw me off when I started having her lead the party when running around
Getter404: "May all your jars be full" sounds like some real fantasy worldbuilding
PharaohBender27: @gibbousm I mean, this is only the third of two-hour long streams they've done of it
kusinohki: I guess if you simply float, no need for shoes
Manae: That was the right way.. There's a grapple point
Decaped: There was a climb point back where you killed that nevron
Getter404: Expeditioners don't look up
gualdhar: oh no, I missed Normandy! was that last week or earlier today?
malfunct: I really dislike mimes
Decaped: That bun really is horrible.
measureofhope: Mr Mime uses Light Screen
PharaohBender27: Why's the mime making noise?
kusinohki: it's only a lv1 mime??
PharaohBender27: Surely that makes them bad at miming
gualdhar: the sound effects prove his miming is real
kusinohki: should mimes be vulnerable to sonic attacks or immune to them??
Decaped: BAGUETTE
blastedman: ouiiiiiiii
Juliamon: HON HON
Manae: Been waiting so long for this
ButButTheJesus: OUI OUI
Jillexie: Heather knows the important parts of this game
NightValien28: hon hon baguette
Getter404: Tactical Bread
gualdhar: the only truly canonical outfit
Decaped: Glasses are a downside, sadly.
NightValien28: the most deadly french weapon
ButButTheJesus: BREAB
atlr: haha haaa
measureofhope: Oui oui baguette hon hon hon
Getter404: @Decaped But now he looks even more like Daredevil
Decaped: @Getter404 Gustave has very expressive eyes.
accountmadeforants: I just love that because you get two items, it appears as BAGUETTE BAGUETTE.
ShaneLeeAtk: Baguettes can be fiddly
SquareDotCube: single and party, just like the old RPGs
Jillexie: At least he has Daredevil sunglasses now.
atlr: ewwww
cheezweazl: art is subjective
accountmadeforants:
Metaphors? This is Clair Obscur, not Metaphor, all we care about is strong contrasts between light and dark 
Decaped: Using all the corpses for art study! Who would object?
Juliamon: Could you swap camera sides? Heather is ever so slightly obscura-ing the text
Juliamon:
kusinohki: does he drop a sweet katana??
Decaped: 33 sweet katanas
Decaped: What do you think her tattoos mean?
NightValien28: uh oh
NightValien28: and yet here we are
measureofhope: Pink glowsheeps!
adept_nekomancer: cave disobedience!
Bruceski: I understood that reference
ButButTheJesus: FRIEND
Invitare: oh I know this
Juliamon: Definitely fine
gualdhar: this is a baa-aa-aaa-aaad choice
atlr: yikes
NightValien28: a bee's dick
Diabore: iirc this one is like 4 million
TheWooglie: this might take a while
gualdhar: holy crap she's doing it
Getter404: I can see black! We're making progress!
NightValien28: strap in folks this is our next hour
measureofhope: And that's why you get the rhythm game people to play this
adept_nekomancer: The bosses in this game don't pull punches, do they?
measureofhope: Spoke too soon
accountmadeforants:
@Diabore This one's 263K on the highest difficulty (but you won't deal a lot of damage at this stage, as Adam found out 
)
Getter404: Oh that was just... 9 times his HP in a single basic attack.
NightValien28: about 50 min give or take
RatherLargeToad: 50 minutes and 565 parries when Adam did it
Marvoleath: good try
Diabore: good try though
gualdhar: that's a come back later thing
accountmadeforants: It took Adam 55 minutes at the highest difficulty. It'll be about half that at this difficulty (maybe less? I don't actually know the scaling)
Juliamon: That's one of those "you're spending the entire stream here" fights
Bruceski: "come back in 26 years"
josh___something: The flag numbers do not necessarily mean much
accountmadeforants: @josh___something They're world building. But yeah, not level indications
Decaped: the flag numbers become funnier once you know who found what.
noSmokeFire: the chromatics vary from 'doable' to 'come back next act'
accountmadeforants:
@noSmokeFire They're all technically doable at just about all times (and therefor mandatory to beat at the earliest possible time )
ButButTheJesus: butt
accountmadeforants: #Beaches
noSmokeFire: @accountmadeforants Yeah, just a matter of how many turns worth of perfect parries you need to pull off
Getter404: "That's the Death Stranding Guy, he's on the next island over"
Decaped: In this scene, who is Norman Redus, and who is the funky fetus?
PharaohBender27:
nevyn666: all white men look the same. especially if they have a beard
UtilityPunk: I feel like all the bloodshed could have been saved by not calling that dude "Old". Maybe a "Hi, hello, how are you?"
Jillexie: He is an Old Man and the stepped on his lawn.
NightValien28: teenagers had taken older gods with less, gustave
Decaped: love this scene so much.
measureofhope: Wow, the sunglasses are really undermining the face-acting
Getter404: Every day
7gorobei: daredevil needs to get rid of the jaunty beret
noSmokeFire: the baguette adds a lot
UtilityPunk: Tactical baguette. You don't mess with someone that has one
Diabore: what you dont bring a phonograph to camp ian?
noSmokeFire: @UtilityPunk Lumiere's open carry laws are something else
PharaohBender27: "Fire's one way to leave a situation" sounds very quotable . . .
Decaped: Dear Alphonse, I found this baguettte and thought of you...
Getter404: Given how much of a FF love letter this is it HAS to be some kind of late game unlock, right?
Getter404: These guys knew how to get the Zodiac Spear.
Decaped: Buy our strategy guide or you're fucked!
josh___something: Tutorial bridge. Shows you it exists
Decaped:
UtilityPunk:
Hiding under the ocean seems like a solid way to avoid being perceived 
Getter404: Please sir. My children need wine.
adept_nekomancer: Is there a baguette earning segment of Rhythm Cafe?
Decaped: Expeditioners don't look up.
Invitare: are you sure it's not a Luvdisc?
Darleysam: Paint Cage, brother of David
ButButTheJesus: prus one clomo
Getter404: Banger alert
josh___something: @darleysam not Nicholas?
Decaped: This song reminds me heavily of a trance mix I use to listen to all the time in the 2000s
Darleysam: @josh___something he's a Coppola
UtilityPunk: No opposable fingers really rains on your parade
Decaped: This game has excellent tutorializing gameplay. You get Dead Shot 2 before you get Dead shot 1.
PharaohBender27: Did you just admit to being a ghost, Ian?
RatherLargeToad: has the zoomies
Getter404: Death by slow motion hi-five
adept_nekomancer: I think it would be my preference to leave the ordinance unexplored.
Getter404: One would almost call them an artful dodger
adept_nekomancer: If you're an artful dodger, you can make an Artful Escape.
Decaped: Gustave is the tank? Lune seems tougher than Gustave.
Decaped: No offense Gustave.
gualdhar: got hit by the warp trap
Decaped: Teleporter trap!
noSmokeFire: I forgot about that guy for like forty hours of gameplay
UtilityPunk:
Stretch your fluids, chat!
josh___something: Stretching my fluids sounds painful
PharaohBender27:
I tried swapping my legs and I couldn't walk right! 
josh___something: @pharaohbender27 could you walk left, tho? 🤔
PharaohBender27: @josh___something Only barely
TheWooglie: ooh all day paper fight
Marvoleath: It took me a moment to realize that "clair obscur" is the French for chiaroscuro (which is Italian name for the shade-light contrast technique in painitng, not sure what's it called in English)
Juliamon: English just uses chiaroscuro
Bruceski: How many times has someone tended the fire and then forgotten not to stand up? Almost as bad as a cupboard door.
gualdhar: THERE ARE SECRETS?!?!?!11
gualdhar: (no spoilers)
Getter404: Are they all the wingy thing?
UtilityPunk: Secret tunnel, in the manor, secret tunnel
Marvoleath:
adept_nekomancer: Or it's a haunted painting that updates in real-time?
BusTed: Ooo
Getter404: Did we find a Plot Cave?
Marvoleath: "so here is where we stored all the concept art for the game"
BusTed: And we get some sunlight
adept_nekomancer: And here I was expecting a secret tunnel to the Backrooms
Bruceski: Nocturne for a Mask of Sadness?
Marvoleath: ugh, you got some blood on the baguette
josh___something: The baguette and beret combo
adept_nekomancer: It's a bloodguette
UtilityPunk: Battle-proven baguette
7gorobei: its not blood, its tactical ketchup
josh___something: It's just atrawberry jam
Marvoleath: maybe it's the dwarf bread from Pratchett
Marvoleath: (which is hard enough for combat use)
PharaohBender27:
UtilityPunk: Doors on the roof of a bedroom, neat choice
Bruceski: Is "he reinforced my pictos" in-game justification for Maelle being at parity with other party members?
SquareDotCube: he's not really the face of the organization
Marvoleath: @Bruceski She is a couple levels behind when you get her
ButButTheJesus: its more rhythm!
UtilityPunk: This is the yellow flavoured counterattack
adept_nekomancer: Rhythm? In my game?!?
noSmokeFire: parry....two!
gualdhar: is heather minorly ahead of this, or very ahead of this?
Marvoleath: Well, it would be awkward to die from a move that does not even attack
wildpeaks: yess
NightValien28: best part of the game
Jillexie: Nick!
ButButTheJesus: friend!
NightValien28: brush french gremlin
Jillexie: Noco!
Jillexie: Gestrals are wonderful
gualdhar: ALL THE BRUSH PEOPLE!
NightValien28: franglish
measureofhope: Lune: mission, mission, mission! Also Lune: squeee cute
Jillexie: Not really
BusTed: just flattery
Bruceski: It's heavily distorted but I think it's English with a French accent.
noSmokeFire: Lune is honestly just having a great time
Bruceski: "cannot miss it" was "canna mee see"
noSmokeFire: @Bruceski It's fringlish, I think? They use the same VA in the french audio
NightValien28: BEEEG NOCO
BusTed: bigger than before
Jillexie: Heather just loving this.
UtilityPunk: Noco knows your neck can't bend that high
wildpeaks: humans can't look up
Maximals2000: Has Heather played already?
wildpeaks: victory \o/
Juliamon: Heather has been playing ahead at home
gualdhar: wait, no! we need genuine reactions from someone in the room!
adept_nekomancer: Heather has the secret future knowledge
wildpeaks: time traveler detected
Dog_of_Myth:
gualdhar: and Heather abso-fucking-lutely knows what I'm talking about
Darleysam: welcome to Loading Ready Reacts, today we'll be watching stuff someone else made!
Juliamon: Gamers Don't Look Up (Unless They're Inverted)
gualdhar: Inverting gamers is what happened to Inside-Oit Boy
gualdhar: *out
shushu2539: "We need to make this character look french, any ideas?"
Getter404: Doctor Steve Brulerum
Earthenone: clearly not french enough, needs baugettes for weapons
jamwno: baugette is the disguise, no?
smquinn22: Just finished this game today
SquareDotCube: I bet you secure your apartment with a Psylocke
jamwno: all the feline lovers out there with their Kitty Pryde
Laserbeaks_Fury: the Molaram will straight tear out the enemy hearts. Sadly, this will not kill them
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can confirm you do find the trail of Expedition 69
Marvoleath: @Laserbeaks_Fury I love that they made a "funny" expedition, and it was not the 69 one
BusTed: nice
BusTed: can't win 'em all
Laserbeaks_Fury: The risk/reward balance of dodge vs parry is really tight
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wildpeaks: they know about Gestrals back in Lumière, so they might know about merchants too
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would love separate sensitivity setting for Free Aim
wildpeaks:
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wonder if Lune jumps higer
josh___something: OH, the enemy had a shield. That's why it only showed 1 damage number
Marvoleath: She does hit much harder if you get her in Virtuoso stance first
josh___something: Gus has the honor of being stunlocked
josh___something: Maelle does numbers real good
Laserbeaks_Fury: I do appreciate there's an in-game reason all the hand-hold and grapple points are everywhere
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you had pone chance to avoid your Gommage, would ye take it?
NightValien28: what's the worse that could happen
Laserbeaks_Fury: he has a MOUTH
wildpeaks: ever forward, never learning
noSmokeFire: a delicious beef bourgeon
wildpeaks: om nom nom
gualdhar: vore time
Marvoleath: Goodbye!
Jillexie: Get in my belly!
smquinn22: to be fair, you are a bit early to fight the Bourgeon
PharaohBender27:
300
Laserbeaks_Fury: ehh, I fought this Bourgeon too
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's a challenge
noSmokeFire: @smquinn22 It's totally doable, but losing Lune is unlucky
nevyn666: booya
wildpeaks: so she took a little vacation
Laserbeaks_Fury: if you don't break it fast enough, it does eventually eat someone else
shushu2539: it's safer inside the beast
smquinn22: I was so over leveled for the final boss
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wish I had know way earlier items refil at Rest too
NightValien28: NOM
Marvoleath: You sadly can't avoid it
gualdhar: I also could never dodge that
wildpeaks: Bourgeon likes spicy food that's literally fire I guess
smquinn22: but the enemies respawn too
nevyn666: always try and get virtuoso stance with maele
Jillexie: You cant
smquinn22: btw that perfect dodge is the same timing as Parry
Marvoleath: It also can eat multiple ppl if you never break it
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah Virtuose stance is like +200%
ButButTheJesus: ledsgoooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: it' helps it's weak you your strongest attack
smquinn22: I'm so used to Maelle being my heavy hitter
Dog_of_Myth:
wildpeaks: woohoo
ButButTheJesus:
LETSGOOOO 
shushu2539:
Dog_of_Myth:
Marvoleath:
Serge is also playing it on right now, for those interested
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
RatherLargeToad: They just got to a new character, so may be a few streams
RatherLargeToad: They thought they were near the end, but the game swerved on them
Dog_of_Myth:
Bruceski: In Final Fantasy style can we call it the Last Prerelease?
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream!
50keyz:
ButButTheJesus: byeeeee
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