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wedge_x: The Rosetta Stretch
fonkoncle: was just checking up on that announced new ken levine (bioshock) game and the official release date is two months ago
iris_of_ether: Yeah, found that out this morning
Laserbeaks_Fury: So like a Heat Nod? A Heat Generic Acknowledgement
tehcrashxor: Already got the AC setup running again today in prep for the mini heatwave tomorrow
ArdCollider: it's 24 at my desk and mmph, not impressed
iris_of_ether: I have more body weight and less metabolism as an adult
JessieImproved: 26c is great for me but I live in a place that gets WAY hotter
kusinohki: most childish thing I put behind me is caring what others think is childish...
TehAmelie: i like when it's warm enough that you could sleep outdoors without preparation
iris_of_ether: Winter hot tubs are pro strats
calculated_uncertainties: wait, what is the weather supposed to be like tomorrow? That's like a massive jump from today.
iris_of_ether: That man? Dead
Laserbeaks_Fury: When I finally moved out of my parents place, I put away childish toys. I then unpacked them when I got to my new place.
TehAmelie: the fuzz will keep you warm am i right
jumping_point: Hello Cori, hello Cam! Hi again chat!
TheDevil_Risen: oo that sounds like fun, and also the name of a horror movie
duckace11: That just sounds like the first episode of every Survior season Cori
duckace11: also howdy howdy everybody
Laserbeaks_Fury: It Take Two to Lean
TheAinMAP: A budget of one (1) tarp.
JessieImproved: I mean, because of Girl Scouts I can start a fire with sticks and string
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TehAmelie: today i read about some people in like 3000 BC who built a bridge over a marsh with an estimated 10 workers taking one day to move like 180,000 kgs of wood
duckace11: it's duck Ace not face but that's fine
itsaysTRUENO: its one big poker game
duckace11: I mean they are coming up on season 50 soon
kusinohki: survivor is still going??!! haven't watched since season 1
duckace11: oh yeah. They just wrapped season 48 Kusinohki
jumping_point: What the heck?
Riiiiiiis:
it's apparently what enough people want to spend time watching 
itsaysTRUENO: this sounds like a fallout vault
AnjaZeta: Oh no
RealGamerCow: My wife watched The Ultimatum South Africa, and it was messy
UltraVioletVodoo: that sounds awful
calculated_uncertainties: it's like a people version of love it or list it
TehAmelie: sounds like the final version of Las Vegas style conveyor belt marriages
duckace11: All games shows are either Social, phyiscal or puzzles. you may have a mix on the rare occision
iris_of_ether: Cori no
duckace11: I meant Reality game shows but I think my point stands.
jumping_point: God reality shows suck so much.
Riiiiiiis: I mean it's a reality show... it's all poop
JessieImproved: Skewing people on reality tv is awful just awful
kusinohki: un-reality shows....
TehAmelie: every time i hear about a new reality show i have to rewatch Strip Search to remember they can be good
RealGamerCow: There was a post-apocalyptic zombie reality show that was very like what Cori described with survival
NotCainNorAbel: Shared common bonding over STDs
iris_of_ether:
kusinohki: was about to mention strip search - but even then, I remember graham saying something like "we could have edited things so everyone looked like a-holes, but we didn't feel like doing that"
Riiiiiiis: They've been very much selected to be horrible people as well
JessieImproved: TV really likes to persist that behavior
iris_of_ether:
I had a friend very happily explain he was in a transactional relationship, but at least in his case I think it was a kink thing 
duckace11: " you can see the exact moment his heart shatters"
RealGamerCow: Then there's "Love on the spectrum" which is exactly what it sounds like, autistic dating reality show.
Bruceski: Even if not scripted there's an encouragement to lean into it
JessieImproved: @iris_of_ether The big issue is when it's transactional for one person an not for the other
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's not if the people in the shows are real or not, it's that fact thats the TV that's selling
NotCainNorAbel: There are actors that are specialist in reality TV
Riiiiiiis: It's scripted in the sense that it's highly edited to be outrageous
Sarah_Serinde: Loved that about Strip Search
JessieImproved: That's why I liked the early seasons of the Amazing Race, i think they added drama later
TehAmelie: i remember following the first season of Big Brother. good to know i haven't missed anything since
niccus: shoutouts to Mel and Sue running interference on GBBO footage that shouldn't air
kusinohki: wasn't that very "of the moment"? mike and jerry felt really bad about the person voted off and tried to comfort them??
LordZarano: Charlie Brooker's old show Screenwipe had a really good episode about how reality shows can be manipulated by producers and editors
Cunobelenos: I'm still waiting for Abby to finish Last Halloween. But slay the princess is awesome!
Gekyouryuu: Off topic: I just saw THREE baby kittens and wanted to share
Invitare: I've never heard Claudia Winkleman descibed as "human". It's usually "panda"
TreeVor84: Mel and Sue are great, their old comedy radio show was great.
RealGamerCow: I've watched enough GBBO that I can tell when there are favorites, and whose favorite they are
MrVirite: is big brother still a thing anywhere?
Bruceski: forget the stream, it's now Kitten Story Time
Gekyouryuu: They couldn't be more than a few weeks, and they were sitting on a porch with their mamas
Gekyouryuu: And I've been made aware there's a fourth
RealGamerCow: quail?
TheDevil_Risen: yeah they are pretty dumb
iris_of_ether: Normal sized quail or button sized?
Gekyouryuu: However old they are, they still have fully blue eyes
TreeVor84: NASA used to send baby quails and quail eggs up on the shuttle and to the ISS to see how they would develop in micro-gravity.
TheDevil_Risen: hahah the cow drop
TheDevil_Risen: that was fun
RealGamerCow: he did WHAT
PipeSmokingOwl: reverse gravity spell is a helluva drug
RealGamerCow: He's on a list.
TheDevil_Risen: hang on ill find the clip
PipeSmokingOwl: its in the highlight reel
iris_of_ether: Oh no
Gekyouryuu: Other fun animal news: this morning when I left my apartment there were just TWO bunnies right outside
wedge_x: luckily quail are also delicious
JessieImproved: Sometimes evolution is hanging on by a thread
Marvoleath: Have you heard about the monkeys that steal other monkeys babies as a "fashion choice"?
MTGRanger: Nature continues to convince me that either intelligent design is a solid no OR intelligent design was specifically done to benefit bacteria
Steelwolf171: Reminds me of the old poacher's trick for catching pheasant. You leave a trail of rum soaked rasins on the ground leading to a paper bag. The pheasant follows the trail of rasins, buts it's head in the bag then falls asleep because it thinks it's dark out.
HorusFive:
"NEEEEEEEERD" -some Goat 
TheDevil_Risen: theres the cow drop
Gekyouryuu: and last bit of off topic stuff from me: I got my monster hunter collaboration digivices today
iris_of_ether: Respectfully that sounds like what I was told vis-a-vis snipe hunting
jumping_point: @Steelwolf171 This works?!
Bruceski: That'd work on me
Steelwolf171: Not sure if it works. Haven't tried it yet
MTGRanger: oh yeah..
Lord_Hosk: I own the internet... Everyone knows this
Sarah_Serinde: delightful
tehcrashxor: Farmers were using the internet for business before banks were
iris_of_ether: Thankfully my sister and her husband are keeping all their chickens
Riiiiiiis: "Farmer outstanding in his field"
Gekyouryuu:
Cow tools? 
MTGRanger: I kinda wonder where gamer internet land compares to farmer internet. Like, you know how Menswear guy says the people who come at him are nothing because of his time of menswear forums?
Mattmitchell45: Upselling Farmers on tech is a centuries old tradition
TheDevil_Risen: have a nice meme
iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering how my father in law tried to tow a Buick across the country at like 80mph with a white work van
iris_of_ether: He blew off a cap somewhere and nearly gassed himself with carbon monoxide
Akaiatana: Now we can really have two monitors
Gekyouryuu: Pretentious vampire says "I don't drink wine, but I've had a Bloody Mary or two."
Invitare: Mon Cali cruisers are actually skyscrapers that they strapped engines to
Akaiatana: I think so? That sounds right
Invitare: yeah it's kind of funny
Lord_Hosk: Humans can yes, however its not easy Han was captain of one and he found the ship uncomfortable and moved his flag to a Star Destroyer quickly.
Bruceski: I got an off-brand controller for my cruiser. Works fine, but my left hand doesn't grip too well.
TheAinMAP: Cruise liners in space.
GLHFMagic: the real question is can mon calamari get sucked into pipe like crab
Sorator13: bnuuy
TreeVor84: I definitely prefer them being converted luxury cruise liners
kusinohki: were the skyscrapers underwater??
MrVirite: and covered in jam!
wedge_x: um
Akaiatana: The bunny's a redneck
TheDevil_Risen: voice is a tad low
sgowell: Cabernet is a French-inspired decanter at IKEA
MrVirite: same tbh
TehAmelie: i believe it's a furniture you store things in, like a bookshelf with doors
MTGRanger: Formatting *my* tombstone like this
Bruceski: Here lies Morozova, she never scored
KaleidoscopeMind: icon(ograph)ic
HorusFive: TBF- not more than 30 yrs old
jumping_point: Does anyone else think of "There is no name" from "Stories from Styx" right now?
TehAmelie: "someone inventgerm theory fast pls"
kusinohki: I keep calling for medicine. They insist I need something called "a prescription" ??
redslash12: post mortem character creation is an interesting thought
Azralorne: You like words?!
MrVirite: I prefer to libreoffice
Azralorne: Cori so good at word
Azralorne: Cori's always mean
TehAmelie: one step further than Brante having you create your character by writing his memoirs
Azralorne: Ahahahahaha
jumping_point: Well considering the things you talkes about beforehand, I'm not surprised the mood carried over a bit.
SnackPak_:
Azralorne: Do it I dare you
Azralorne: š
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun any chance you could nudgte the game audio a taad plz
Azralorne: You gonna start sniping people to death too
TheDevil_Risen: thanks cam
Azralorne: Like those nope boys
calculated_uncertainties: looks like it.
TehAmelie: jack of all trades woo
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HorusFive: Anyway, my niece is dead- let's get turnt up
redslash12: wow, way to toss your other nieces under the bus
Azralorne: Uhhhhh why is it dripping cherry juice
ChainedDreamer: Not so nice
TehAmelie: for me it's often worse things than string :x
ChainedDreamer: Logical
TheDevil_Risen: yeah the string in your stomach dream is horrid, i've had it
JessieImproved: Well I haven't had that dream yet but maybe now I will, yay
KenKopin: Long hair problems. I have had that dream and woke up with hair in my mouth.
Azralorne: Wow that was a stark style change lol
fonkoncle: oh red wine=blood
TehAmelie: do we have the plague or did we not wash?
Azralorne: @tehamelie yes lol
TehAmelie: whenever i think i may be dreaming i try to fly. had some sweet dreams that way
Akaiatana: The devs cast animate dead.
KaleidoscopeMind: We locked our relationships inside a vault
BusTed:
TreeVor84: Females, Quark
TehAmelie: now i have to picture ferengi vampires
TreeVor84: That's why Ferengi have tooth sharpeners.
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: hmm i've heard lily of the valley is closely related to the scent of the chemical egg cells give off to attract sperm but did they know that in 1960?
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MAPBoardgames: Knock, Knock.
Desruprot:
TehAmelie: i reject the political realities of my time and substitute my own
TehAmelie: as many a writer might say
Bruceski: You try looking happy for the whole painting
MAPBoardgames: "They don't look very happy" Marriage working as intended
TehAmelie: coins, the original cryptocurrency
SnackPak_: oof
gualdhar: I just got here, this doesn't look like drinking
MAPBoardgames: yoink!
TehAmelie: mirrors can be scary
SnackPak_: neat
voren_chalco: Dead souls are well known to be terrible with directions
TheAinMAP:
snowewolf: question, would you not see the lantern in the mirror ?
jumping_point: The smell.
Desruprot: for walking, I notice we sorta glide
Wolfstrike_NL: I was hoping for a house party.....it for real is a house party
TehAmelie: may i suggest taking a second stab at an observation point and see if they have more to say?
redslash12: that does a good job at causing motion sickness
redslash12: I guess good job?
MAPBoardgames: Drop some beats or get away from the music
jumping_point: I gotta dip for now. Have a good stream everyone!
SnackPak_: is that guy from My Chemical Romance?
SymphonySolstice: a lil guy that lives in your floorboards
JKBalch: Does the countess drink.... wine
MAPBoardgames: [illusion of choice]
TehAmelie: some stolen vitality on our cheeks eh
redslash12: I'm sure it was ethically sourced vitality
GirlPainting: i am here for 2 min and it SCREAMS vampire
BusTed:
MAPBoardgames: Wait til you get the froggy hat
voren_chalco: Now you get to write the history
Desruprot: a dress of history knowledge
redslash12: just a very elaborate escape room put on by your uncle
KaleidoscopeMind: there's a few textbook pages sewn into the sleeve for cheating
GirlPainting: dun dun duuuuuun
Marvoleath: But smoking is good for you (as it was believed historically)
TehAmelie: dang, this is 18XX. we don't quite know if Dracula or even Vampyr have been written
GirlPainting: ()____)___________)))))~~~~
TehAmelie: take one coffin nail
niccus: do most vampire mythologies allow smoking?
GirlPainting: why not?
GirlPainting: your dead....so it dos not matter anymore
Marvoleath: depends, WoD allows to fake breathing
TehAmelie: usually they can breathe if they want, but who knows about getting any tobacco high
Marvoleath: some myths pose vampires as breathless
GirlPainting: well, in vampire the masquarade you need to take a rage check when you light the thing
Akaiatana: @GirlPainting It would still yellow all your everything and scent your clothes.
GirlPainting: yes, and?
GirlPainting: usualy for a smoker that is of no concern
TehAmelie: fun fact, Superman can't smoke. his invulnerability stops him from inhaling bad particles
GirlPainting: and i bet if you become a vampire as a smoker, you stay a smoker out of habbit
Marvoleath: some games allow the vampire to 'transition' their substance addiction into drinking blood affected by that substance instead
GirlPainting: true
Marvoleath: although I wonder how would nicotine affect the blood hunger
GirlPainting: emagine a drug addict vampire, who has to hunt other drug addicts to keep the kick
Marvoleath: since it's a hunger inhibitor after all
GirlPainting: thats marginal
TehAmelie: imagine if your addiciton forces you to slurp up a smoker to get high while also smoking to get the comfort of the experience
GirlPainting: i speak of experiance
GirlPainting: defnetly
GirlPainting: artifact equipment, cigaret. 1 to equip. if equipt creature gets blocked it get +0+1
3and4fifths: Sooo cool spending a point of blood to use your lungs like a people
TehAmelie: a bendy straw in one hand and a cigarette holder i the other
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
TreeVor84: Is the guy with the doll voiced by Brian David Gilbert?
gualdhar: gets art from DOLL-E
voren_chalco: @TreeVor84 Yes
electric_claire: Is that Brian David Gilbert?
BusTed: @TreeVor84 aha, knew that sounded familiar
TreeVor84: @voren_chalco I knew I recognized that voice, thanks
GirlPainting: so he is the guy from my dress up darling? ^^
goombalax: HIDEOUS
niccus: vampires would be so good at being a mime
MAPBoardgames: The eyes don't blink
TheDevil_Risen:
TheDevil_Risen:
gualdhar: Why does the food have to like us
Sarah_Serinde:
Akaiatana: Those are the streamer rules
Azralorne: Ok but it is a pretty doll
Akaiatana: Must people please
gualdhar: Like befriending a cow
iris_of_ether:
TheDevil_Risen:
We like you Cam 
Azralorne: Like it's not a LIE that the doll is beautiful!
roastbeefsandwitch: Getting strong Not A Drop To Drink vibes here. Cam channeling Cam, Corey channeling inner chaos gremlin
Marvoleath: tell that to the guy who stole Barbie's design
TheDevil_Risen: @roastbeefsandwitch i was thinking the exact same thing
iris_of_ether: Uh oh
KaleidoscopeMind: "my" "work"
Azralorne: Don't kill BDG!
empyreon: she saw you as a walking capri sun, Petya my dude
niccus: do you inherit the optimism if you drink from him
Marvoleath: He's not gonna be in Cabernet 2
GirlPainting: perfectly normal human juice box
goombalax: I hate when people interrogate my pleasantries
goombalax: like no, I'm not ok, its not a good evening, but I'm not going to put that on blast
GirlPainting: everything is FINEā¢
TehAmelie: yet i'm getting the feeling this is the dev's low key favorite npc
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gualdhar: Something Nice is the name of my manservant over there
KaleidoscopeMind: is Arban wearing a qipao? or is there an eastern europe fashion equivalent?
KaleidoscopeMind: well, not a qipao but more east asian in style with those buttons...
AnjaZeta: Oof
TehAmelie:
that large covered dish worries me. is it Flat 
Friday?
MrVirite: wait
GirlPainting: she seems chaotic evil
TehAmelie: or is she "just" a Liza and we're the prime?
niccus: chewing the cud of eternity
kimmiekoneko: blade runner quote?
Desruprot: the same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world
KaleidoscopeMind: eternal procrastination
MAPBoardgames: The question of eternal
TehAmelie: yeah of course we're more valuable than the mortals err wait
MAPBoardgames: Everyone else are NPCs
Dog_of_Myth:
redslash12: š
MAPBoardgames: Alisa MIGHT remember this
TehAmelie: a very flat alligator
Marvoleath: It's a single Schnitzel
TehAmelie: we have more points in writing than we have coins. this is a realistic writer simulation
MAPBoardgames: Let's not play the blame game. Maybe one more round, Your Fault!
Marvoleath: devil's claw?
iris_of_ether:
Juliamon: oh boy, time to exploit the poor!
Marvoleath: "it's a permanent spell..."
Nigouki: ah, the Consent-Away
GirlPainting: dang
GirlPainting: they have to like me....ok i wouldnĀ“t last ^^
3and4fifths: *Diablerie ensues*
TehAmelie: that looks like a way to get a bunch of string in your mouth
Marvoleath: ugh, unhygienic
Marvoleath: drinking from the same neckbite
calculated_uncertainties: well then.
KaleidoscopeMind: TEETH ?
Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
Powerhelm: My skin smells like wildberries after I fall into a bush of wild berries.
GirlPainting: TEETHMILK
iris_of_ether:
Powerhelm: ACK
Wolfstrike_NL: TEETH FEELS
MAPBoardgames: *pops in a piece of gum*
Powerhelm: Now I want berries.
roastbeefsandwitch: the way back is simple: go left! easy in a 2D game
GirlPainting: is she now an Asucktual vampire? ^^
satyropodobny: I mean. he is a vampire
Powerhelm: Dudes been in the steady rain for 15min. heās already wet tunicās
TehAmelie: and his MCR cosplay
Powerhelm: Postures a lil stiff.
TehAmelie: wait, is the Black Parade about vampires?
Powerhelm: I bet that peasant smells of poverty and wild berries
Powerhelm: Crime. always crime.
TehAmelie: he may never find enough iron in his diet to recover
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's go back to the party while we have just been out in the rain in our gifted dress
MAPBoardgames: You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
Powerhelm: Put your booze in a traveler.
electric_claire: I'm not sure enchanting someone into drinking less is ethical, as well-intentioned as it may be.
TehAmelie: it's certainly not good therapy technique
Powerhelm: itās ethical relative to the alternative
calculated_uncertainties: He didn't even survive the tutorial
kimmiekoneko: was that the among us sound
GirlPainting: perfectly normal human juice box
niccus: it's certainly bad for the economy
Wolfstrike_NL: Doll did it!
MAPBoardgames: Aren't you glad you spent your social capital on Petya?
Marvoleath: "You didn't share?!"
Powerhelm: This is why you rip them into even pieces.
electric_claire: Everybody's gotta die sometime
GirlPainting: Gesundheit
Bassios: Health!
MAPBoardgames: Its not JUST hurting people for your benefit. There's also flying and drinking blood.
KeytarCat: Lesbian Vampires???
KeytarCat: Yes please!
Nigouki: meth'd up blood?
TehAmelie: they may even be kickboxers
Wolfstrike_NL: Did she call this bookcase, the counts library?
BusTed:
kimmiekoneko: but i hate those!
TehAmelie: i only accept pro-sequences
Marvoleath: But I play games to avoid those!
Bassios: Man, I hate it when my quences get conse'd
GirlPainting: I wouldnĀ“t say that Alisa is hiddious persay....
Akaiatana: Because I was curious, blood types were first discovered in 1901 and somewhat mapped by 1927. They do not know of them at this fictitious setting time.
TehAmelie: i thought we said no to that
Nigouki: man, the things people did before TV and internet. "Hey show some attitude to this powerful lady, I need entertainment."
TehAmelie: asking questions is juvenile, but if we learn things we'll get older. seems reasonable
MAPBoardgames:
Nigouki:
Consequences 
TehAmelie: alternative idea: bring Alisa away from the doll
GirlPainting: Mini Rani aquired
iris_of_ether: Ghost: acquired?
Akaiatana: Surely they could have avoided staining the carpet
Desruprot: Matilda
TehAmelie: he's been sober for like 30 minutes, sure he's fine
kimmiekoneko: that horse was on rails
spurius: the hrose is doing most of the drive anyway
kimmiekoneko: yeah as long as the horse is sober
TehAmelie: we're looking at you BoJack
Desruprot: this game feels sorta like a World of Darkness (just from watching)
TehAmelie: you can go through the common area, huh
Juliamon: It's true, ticks ARE no joke
AdamYMHMI: @Juliamon A tick, a flea and a spider walk into a bar and... oh, bad timing.
TheAinMAP:
GirlPainting: Break time?
TehAmelie: that's what i said!
Akaiatana: I don't think her dying was his fault, though, right?
kimmiekoneko: the whole is also a kind of part
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spurius: you could chose to step in sun, so 50%/50%
TehAmelie: 0.999 repeating partially
TehAmelie: let me try that again. he's 0.99.../1 part responsible
Dog_of_Myth: Game please
Wolfstrike_NL: Robery!
Akaiatana: Thinking of a comeback the next day
MAPBoardgames: But there was time now!
DoodlestheGreat: !break
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GirlPainting: meds check
GirlPainting: currently at 38,2Ā°C feever
TehAmelie: the critical point where we started printing books faster than any human could read them was like the year they started mass producing printing presses. imagine the horror if you're immortal and love to read everything
niccus: do vampires chip into their backlogs
SaxPython:
GirlPainting: you can get shit done, read or feed...pick 2
SaxPython: Step 1) Feed on all Humans
SaxPython: Step 2) Read all Books
TehAmelie: clever
SnackPak_: this one feels weird as break music
loufghyslaufey:
Today 
GirlPainting: Comming right up!
MrVirite: @SnackPak_ I had to check for another tab
loufghyslaufey:
Is too belated or early for tis/last week's checkpoint.
Juliamon: which is more fun, "TODAY" or "AND SERGE!"
GirlPainting: caw caw
TehAmelie: i've never heard that part of the song
loufghyslaufey: This, Is NOT Checkpoint(+Plus)
SnackPak_: I'm a big fan of and Serge
kimmiekoneko: it would be hard to keep up with modern language as an immortal being. like i would accidentally drop some 1500s memes into a conversation
TehAmelie: aah, now i remember The Old Guard 2 is due soon
TehAmelie: fun trivia, Andy who's probably as old as warfare speaks all languages
Wolfstrike_NL: All the intro's!
GirlPainting: wb
TehAmelie:
sometimes they come back 
loufghyslaufey: "PauGrrs..." "Based..." "Cringe..." Shout The Duck Up! Please! Shout The Duck Up Already.... "Based..." What does it even mean? @kimmiekoneko
TehAmelie: huh did we determine it was 1890s?
Sarah_Serinde: I was noticing this with Expedition 33 too, but I'd kinda prefer accents that actually reflect the setting rather than "generic British"
loufghyslaufey: Or something like that...
noSmokeFire: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah!! It's weird
niccus: didn't Vampyr do that too? or did i misremember
noSmokeFire: Vampyr made you a doctor, too. Are they both referencing something?
Sarah_Serinde: I can guess at the reasons behind the accent choice but like c'mon, other cultures and accents exist and would be more fitting
TehAmelie: Bloodborne may have started something
TehAmelie: it was the name of the first vampire book by most accounts
MAPBoardgames: It might be interesting to juxtapose this game with Vampyr
TehAmelie: werevolves used to represent the danger of hairy women but that's probably changed
TehAmelie: i'm sold!
kimmiekoneko: pimp my coffin
iris_of_ether: Spinna rims when
TehAmelie: maybe we can get a bow for our bat form
Dog_of_Myth:
MAPBoardgames: That doll will be watching you sleep. All. Day. Long.
MAPBoardgames: Unblinking
kimmiekoneko: when you asked that guy about other fairy tales being real, what did he say about cursed dolls?
roastbeefsandwitch: Being polite to too many people means you become the patsy for their desires.
Akaiatana: The vampires would be more ironic
goombalax: store credit, we can fill out our standard deck
Marvoleath:
My mother recently heard from a doctor "you have fat in your blood", he meant cholesterol, just didnt speak the language that well
TehAmelie: my dream is to trap a vampire forever by giving away a small space of free real estate inside a house
Desruprot: maybe the store has some FF MTG packs
TehAmelie: vampires, the only monsters magically bound by the precise boundaries of contract law
SnackPak_:
goombalax: nihilism isn't bad is it
BusTed:
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: maybe the game is confused about nihilism
gsyhiap: Embrace your inner nihilist
Marvoleath: I believe the "can't go inside uninvited" comes from older umpir traditions from slavic myths, the good spirits were guarding the threshold from evil getting in
Marvoleath: that's why we have a custom to never shake a hand over a threshold, to not make a 'bridge' for evil to come in
kimmiekoneko: @TehAmelie golems as well, i think. now i need to read about jewish vampire myths
MAPBoardgames: I'm envisioning a bat with a cigg in its mouth.
Boiler_bot: FashionSouls
MAPBoardgames: Collectibles! Just 98 feathers to go!
Boiler_bot: Ironically, no vodka is served there
TehAmelie: i hope the vodka bar will kick you out if you try to order anything other than "one"
TehAmelie: "one please" if you're fancy
MAPBoardgames: I get Bylaw & Order flashbacks anytime I see a community board.
iris_of_ether: ^^^
Marvoleath:
it's blond, just unwashed 
Utopos: Agricultural slam poetry; hell yes.
Boiler_bot: Welcome to hearth
Angnor33: Blood-stained blonde
Akaiatana: It hurths
TehAmelie: gross
loufghyslaufey: Wuh?
goombalax: Morn
MAPBoardgames: forlorn?
Utopos: Corn?
Akaiatana: Adorn
kimmiekoneko: sheep shorn
MAPBoardgames: it's morn
Kibbik: Gorn!?
Marvoleath: ||-
Angnor33: forlorn
goombalax: Dorn
Utopos: Dawrn
MAPBoardgames: He stopped! YAY!
loufghyslaufey: Shout the duck up, tavern heckler! -My OC across the room
kimmiekoneko: your poem was bad and you should feel bad
iris_of_ether: Okay so tubular bells are actually really fun to play
loufghyslaufey: I'd probably be drunk in the midst of this
goombalax: rhyming Khorne and Dorn in my warhammer poetry slam
iris_of_ether: You get rawhide mallets
TehAmelie: we can pretend it sounded better in Fictional East European
Boiler_bot: @goombalax *snaps fingers for the jam*
loufghyslaufey: Ah, deception?
ShaneLeeAtk: And rhyming
kimmiekoneko: no it did not remind you of byron
loufghyslaufey: Sending this poet-poder off "to the crows?"
Kipstar: of course he didn't
niccus: it reminded you that you can just read byron instead
RealGamerCow: dicks like this LOVE getting compared to Byron.
loufghyslaufey: Byron was less than "Mid" back then, Cameron?
DoodlestheGreat: It reminded me of "The Fast And The Furious."
DoodlestheGreat: How about a Bloody Mary?
Marvoleath: We have a saying that if vodka starts tasting good to you, you have a problem
MAPBoardgames: I like cracked black pepper in my vodka
iris_of_ether: Vodka cran or screwdriver please
Desruprot: Vodka without anything, is an experience
TehAmelie: this was before we figured out really dangerous distillation techniques, right? their voda is like our strong beer
Juliamon: Or... a stroke
kimmiekoneko: liza rhymes with pisa
Akaiatana: Giza. Calling it
BusTed: please-a
kimmiekoneko: piece o'pizza
TehAmelie: Dis-a
Steelwolf171: Meesa
TehAmelie: the hell city, but with an A so it rhymes
loufghyslaufey: Gon Hurt YOUSA
iris_of_ether: Cam.
SquareDotCube: "I'd like to see the tower of Pisa"
gualdhar: so she's either a communist, food, or both.
Marvoleath: @TehAmelie well, it depends, it was over 30% since middle ages in eastern Europe, usually made from 70% alcohol
Boiler_bot: "oh no they look so cool and gross"
MAPBoardgames: Smash the pot! See if it drops rupees
gualdhar: oh no they have a baby vampire
Boiler_bot: "horsemen are stupid, don't wanna"
SquareDotCube: what is it with Anatolia and vampires
Marvoleath: does not look like hussars, more like Romani or Turkish horsemen
MAPBoardgames: egg! egg! egg!
MAPBoardgames: just those 3 lines, on repeat?
empyreon: only a few dozen egg BibleThump
kimmiekoneko: the craftsdwarfship is exquisite
Marvoleath: is this supposed to be a Faberge?
TehAmelie: Faberge working on ostrich eggs now i guess
Boiler_bot: I suspect so?
BusTed: "I think there's only a dozen of these left in the world." "Sir, that is 'Starry Night;"
loufghyslaufey: Then a present day warehouse gets cracked open hiding another hundreds of them
SquareDotCube: shoulda seen the carton they came in
MAPBoardgames:
If you find all the eggs you unlock the chicken suit dress 
loufghyslaufey: Perhaps even dozens more
Boiler_bot: Too messy to fly over
TehAmelie: game literally unplayable
MAPBoardgames: It's the future, everyone smokes
Marvoleath: clearly the messed up surface messes with your echolocation
Marvoleath:
Well, it was made in a country that barely existed in 18th century
iris_of_ether: I can get you a toe
DideRobot:
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empyreon: BFF CAT
ContingentCat: a cat!
kimmiekoneko: full name: cat
SnackPak_: rad
TehAmelie: this vampire is a nihilist, Donny. there's nothing to be afraid of
MAPBoardgames: Full name: cat
hackingducks: vampcat!
TheAinMAP:
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, game is now 10/10
Marvoleath: ah, the Catula
KaleidoscopeMind: can we pet Cat
kimmiekoneko: how much points do we have in francophilia
loufghyslaufey: So yeah, some time before Schroeder tried to make it "cool" or something
Nigouki: Peter definitely imported all things European
Lord_Hosk: Peter is... OK at best...
xantos69:
50 Bits
TehAmelie: it was a great time
8_Escape: Thank you for streaming.
Ashmantle:
Nigouki: Peter sure also did import European-style imperialism that went eastward...
Marvoleath: !next
roastbeefsandwitch:
Thank you for talking during some random stream 
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
Marvoleath: !schedule
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie: the most final of fantasies yet
Marvoleath: they made MTG 2? D:
iris_of_ether: Do you mean 2 or 4?
loufghyslaufey: Ah, I get it. It's an UN-Sanctioned Pre-Prix release.
accountmadeforants:
DoodlestheGreat: Two big broadcasts in two days.
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TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie:
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DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: some bits for science
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TehAmelie: well, from science
Dog_of_Myth:
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
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