ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up fellow noper's
ButButTheJesus: huddo
JessieImproved: I believe we're here to nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: You ever realize you are that person even when listening to something like Death Battle cast?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where the whole point is autistic levels of overanalysis?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Last of Us 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah well, damn
JessieImproved:
ShaneLeeAtk: Let the Nope-ing begin!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't worry, I am also hungry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we think Adam did the tweet today?
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Mr_Horrible: how on earth is it 5pm already
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, not tweet, the post
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Mr_Horrible: who signed off on this
ShaneLeeAtk: I had pho earlier. I hear I will be hungry again in short order.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible the inevitable march of the heat death of the universe
itira: @Mr_Horrible it was me, i was tired of working
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ShaneLeeAtk Hmmmm, pho
ShaneLeeAtk: It was very tasty
saucemaster5000: wait, itira is the heat death of the universe?
Mr_Horrible: no, just signed off on it
Mr_Horrible: thank you both for somehow answering both questions, in order
Bengineering: Stinky in here
itira:
Nigouki: huzzah, finished shower just in time for Edgy Game Sidetracks to Try and Make you Feel Things for Irredeemable Character
ShaneLeeAtk: Well it is now
saucemaster5000: thinky stinky
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bengineering Did they activate the gas early?
Mai_Andra:
<sigh> 7 o'clock at night for no reason... on a Tuesday 
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, have steemk
GasCityGaming: Hello friends! I got placeholder job while I job hunt for more career-y type stuff! Yay paying bills!
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig damn! the gas!
Mai_Andra:
contrarywise... 7 o'clock at night on a Tuesday 
ShaneLeeAtk:
@gascitygaming Yay! 
ButButTheJesus:
@GasCityGaming yay! 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Yeeesss, that clip is so good. That and duvet live rent free in my brain so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming Yaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Aaaaaaah. This toothache fking suuuucks
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig wait which one is duvet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Bidet vs. duvet
bekit_tavern: @GasCityGaming, Congrats! Hope it's good and the career-y stuff heads your way soon as well
FoxBehindTheTree: duvet goes on your bed aka comforter
gualdhar: do we get the nice Spoopy Boys, or the mean ones?
definenull: hiii
itira: ah
Orxolon: good evening everybody!!
Orxolon: a
gualdhar: nice~!
saucemaster5000: I thought duvet was where you take your sick pets
gualdhar: mean!
shendaras:
Vonbane: dillhole day
ButButTheJesus: a.
FoxBehindTheTree: its the spoopy bois
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @FoxBehindTheTree We are talking anout a specific Let's Nope clip
Mai_Andra: dilly~bar
ladyjessica: 2s day
Nigouki: no, definitely Tuesday Bestday
rosesmcgee: Finally, my people
GasCityGaming: my dillhole is where i keep my dill
itira: im sorry??
Mr_Horrible: "Local streamer claims not to bully"
MrSarkhan: what
GasCityGaming: wut....
Juliamon: You do that for jeans
niccus: oh yeah that's jeans culture
FoxBehindTheTree: not startch?
Vonbane: for what purpose?
neisan2112: Wut?
empyreon: yeah, denim
definenull: what?
Juliamon: Denim isn't designed to be washed
Thefluffiestguineapig: For serious denim people I think?
gualdhar: denim only, don't do that for slacks
ghyllnox: You freeze them so that the odor-causing bacteria die
JessieImproved: freezing kills most bacteria if you do it long enough
Mr_Horrible:
I have never once done this to my jeans, so 
ghyllnox: This does not remove the sweat
Vonbane: wow, Adam is like Mr. Wizard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible They have to be nice ass jeans though
Mr_Horrible: Adam like "I would've smelled Otzi, IDK why it took them so long to find him"
ghyllnox: Or the dead skin
GasCityGaming: den-illholes
rosesmcgee: nothing is designed to be washed but we do it because the alternative is gross
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig that would explain it
AnjaZeta: Raw denim is a whole different thing
TheWooglie: degens
Mr_Horrible: I don't own nice jeans, I own okay jeans that are comfortable
jacqui_lantern234:
as someone who wears exclusively jeans, im feeling like i DONT belong here 
trebuchetboy: @TheWooglie dejeans
ghyllnox: He rode the Jorm call him the denimgeserit
gualdhar: do you wash your sweatshirts as much as your underwear?
GasCityGaming: I am not freezing my Old Navy ass jeans
Natural_Ones_Only: @ghyllnox WOW
itira: in the 604? what about the 778!
Mr_Horrible: you can probably fold them, I'm guessing
GasCityGaming: the 204?
Thefluffiestguineapig: For my people (horse people) we do not freeze jeans, because it wouldn't fix the nonsense we get on our jeans
rosesmcgee: Chat, please wash your jeans. Don't think freezing them is the same.
ghyllnox: @nigouki Correct
gualdhar: if you freeze it too hard the denim shatters
GasCityGaming: it's like Adam and Disney live action movies
ladyjessica: does he have a dedicated jeans freezer?
gualdhar: like glass
Natural_Ones_Only: Adam is teaching Ben something new instead of the other way round?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ladyjessica No because that would infringe on coffee stuff
betweenmyself:
Juliamon: For the snake.
toast3dsmore: the what
rosesmcgee: Snakes
toast3dsmore: oh
Mr_Horrible: I mean, given Serge's life of adventure prior to this, I'm not surprised he's picked up eclectic habits
shendaras: For the 🐍
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snakes
jacqui_lantern234: for his snake
ghyllnox: Snake food
definenull: for the noodles!
InconsiderateHat: snek
MWGNZ: snakes need snaks
itira:
Adam please 
GasCityGaming: noddles
Mr_Horrible: okay it took ~35 seconds
Omnipotrevor: Don't snakes only eat live?
gualdhar: Ben loved that
rosesmcgee: Never forget the noodle kids
Mr_Horrible: better than I expected tbh
itira: LOL
MacbethSeemsSus: When you need a snack
Himyul: the real problem is the frozen heads in there
SnackPak_: He got there
Orxolon: snakeezzzzzz
definenull: how are the scaly bois/girls?
Natural_Ones_Only: Snakes, Gus, and Remy!
hatboozeparty: its for his freezercooled pc
Juliamon: Omnipotrevor Live feed is dangerous and you avoid it if possible
TheWooglie: Andrew's snake is lorge
itira: +
Thefluffiestguineapig: How are your three danger noodles
ProcyonFlynn: Why not just sous-vide the jeans to pasteurize them? That's basically the same logic.
kimmibeans: What are their names?
JinaMahavira: french door
cutaos: side by side
Mr_Horrible: to be fair to Adam I probably know more people who have/had snakes than your average person
eldritchchicken: Floor space
Orxolon: you microwave the mice before feeding the snkakes?
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Mr_Horrible: like one of my friends has a double-wide crisper full of dead squirrels
Himyul: squares are rectangles
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Also, at least it is just mice. I've known people with freezers full of rabbits
saucemaster5000: rectangles are squares that fucked up
DragaFireHawk: Technically a square is a rectangle
betweenmyself: spheres for the win!
trebuchetboy: Adam is right
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig the timing on this message is now very awkward lol
TheWooglie: @Thefluffiestguineapig you eat rabbits though, not mice
ShaneLeeAtk: I want a dedicated glass door merchandiser for a fridge.
trebuchetboy: SQUARE DOOR
MacbethSeemsSus: Rhombus or bust
itira: LOL
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM YOURE LIKE 20 FEET
Nigouki: i remember W&P games with square doors
ProcyonFlynn: Circle Door - Hobbit up this place.
Mr_Horrible: (the friend is a falconer, to be clear)
Juliamon: #hunchforthecause
Vonbane: what about ovoid?
saucemaster5000: you can limbo the door
definenull: just never leave the room then
GasCityGaming: @Mr_Horrible Solid Last Epoch build
SnackPak_: all the time!
Mr_Horrible: he'd just walk through the lentil like Lerch
uneactrice: Why does this remind me of the Lembas bread conversation from last week?
Diabore: how deep a duck
ghizmou: half the time he would not hunch and hit his face
itira: HEEERE we go
jacqui_lantern234:
7gorobei: you can bend backwards limbo-style for variation
NotCainNorAbel: you did ask for this
Nigouki: yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss
TheDevil_Risen: loll
ButButTheJesus: YES BEN YES
SnackPak_: let's really unpack this
shendaras: excellent
DragaFireHawk: I love it here so much XD
JinaMahavira: Ah, the real Let's Nope experience
ladyjessica: you asked for this
Mr_Horrible: @GasCityGaming they approved of the aesthetic when I showed them it at the 1.0 launch
ladyjessica: yeah
Goombill: So, Adam, did you hear they cancelled the Wheel of Time show?
Orxolon: i love the podcast
saucemaster5000: just lil kindling and it goes whoosh
jnics23: Highlight clip easy
jacqui_lantern234: BEN YOU ARE a warhammer kid!!!
Mr_Horrible: it's very weird that *we* have learned how not to take the bait better than Ben has by now
ButButTheJesus: *reeling motion* zzzzzzzzzz
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWooglie Yes, but do you dress your own rabbits after thawing them out? For me the thaw time is a long ass time for that plus dressing time plus cook and prep time
itira: UGH im mad about wheel of time wtf
Mr_Horrible: it's a wheel of crime
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gualdhar: Adam, with no self-reflection: "Man it's so easy to rile people up"
Vonbane: now it's an episode of This Old House....
betweenmyself: Adam uses special Door-Duckening equipment at the gym to work his back/neck muscles… Like using the stair machine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doors are 6'8'
Juliamon: At least it got more than a single season?
jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN XD
Goombill: Right when they were really hitting their stride and nailing it, it's a crime
NotCainNorAbel: This is when we find out that Adam is only 4'4"
Orxolon: wait,Adam,have you shoot someone?
itira: canadians amirite
TheDevil_Risen: how are you Adam?
a_guy_7: Oh no a metric door
groulux: Now tell him you have never seen a classic movie!
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi huddo welcome to... this...
ShaneLeeAtk: 80 inch is standard
jetpixi: you are correct @itira
shendaras: 80in by 35in.
Mr_Horrible: you're trying so hard not to do the Reel Em In motion right now
Mr_Horrible: I applaud your restraint
jetpixi: I am so happy for the this @butbutthejesus
TheWooglie: it's a podcast not television
betweenmyself:
theatre of the mind! 
Juliamon: you could take a photo
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Adam do you just want 3 walled rooms?
jetpixi: amazing
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi its really the best
gualdhar: time for cell phone camera!
TheWooglie: do you have a phone Adam?
Mr_Horrible:
I'm picturing him in my mind's eye 
cutaos: phone pic
GasCityGaming: Adam, do the Edge meme!
NotCainNorAbel: so we could see the door? nice
jacqui_lantern234:
NO ITS NOT, ADAM
definenull: they made sliding doors for a reason
DragaFireHawk:
The tapes chroma keyed out
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO IT'S NOT
itira: sliding door!
7gorobei: pocket doors
Nigouki: it has to open fully for accessibility codes/standards
MacbethSeemsSus: Just have a bead curtain
JusticeJuice: So one 80 inch door or two 15.5 inch doors?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira It would need to phase out of existence
The_Timo: My Friend's apartment has square front doors, it's freaky
SnackPak_: think about a square door for a bathroom
ButButTheJesus: @itira yes sliding door!
dolphgrim: We're talking some CLOWN DOORS
jetpixi: every time I forget something it’s prolly cuz I walked through a door
Going_Medium: A partly open door is a jar... and we no Adams stance on jars.
Vonbane: pics or didnt' happen
saucemaster5000: we don't remember 5 minutes ago
bekit_tavern: Adam just wants all doors to be garage doors
cutaos: gym gonna be great
itira: the tuna tuesday council
SnackPak_: we decide!
ThirdGames: If Ben can eat Lembas Bread for every meal, Adam can walk through square doors
FoxBehindTheTree: whom
MacbethSeemsSus: Mom I made the council!
jetpixi: we’re a council!
GasCityGaming: scatter!
TheDevil_Risen: whom
DragaFireHawk: Run
Orxolon: yeeeyyyy
jacqui_lantern234:
OOH! PICK ME PICK ME!!!
MrSarkhan: everyone run
Going_Medium: partial cover
eldritchchicken: E
ProcyonFlynn:
Safety 
ShaneLeeAtk: Cheese it!
Juliamon: you've already done repeats
raulghoulia: let me consult the spreadshee
Thefluffiestguineapig: Run awaaaaaayyyyy
Vonbane: i'll take one for the dillholes
jetpixi: the council doesn’t take minutes
asdf251: Every time God closes a door, he opens a little doggy door for Adam to crawl through
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Pick one
e_bloc: what about e
SnackPak_: just blast milk again
whitebadgerwolf88:
W 
The_Timo: Safe
shendaras:
GasCityGaming: do yourself!
Mr_Horrible: was about to say, how do WE have authority when one of us gets shot every week?
spo8n: the council of dillholes, pick me!
neisan2112: Safe
hatboozeparty: Original
definenull: Lames_LRR
lesbianpunkpyromancer22: oh no
letsbelgo: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: They've already done repeats because they didn't keep records
spo8n: L
Orxolon: hahahahahaha
lesbianpunkpyromancer22: i know its me
hatboozeparty: FAIR
JinaMahavira:
Mr_Horrible: no, he can until June
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Mr_Horrible: let him get this one in
MrSarkhan:
betweenmyself: Quick! Check the Let’s Nope Alphabetical Shot Tracker Wiki!
definenull: o7
MWGNZ: o7
SnackPak_: o7
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
MrSarkhan: o7
ghyllnox: Not June yet
TheDevil_Risen: o7
FoxBehindTheTree: o7
7gorobei: o7
Orxolon: o7
JinaMahavira: o7
shendaras:
ButButTheJesus:
itira: o7
TheWooglie: o7
ladyjessica: o7
infinity_225: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
empyreon: o7
frank_the_great: o7
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
jetpixi: o7
BusTed:
gualdhar: o7
WiJohn: o7
e_bloc: o7
neisan2112: 07
KWardJenx: o7
spo8n: o7
saucemaster5000: That what he gets for playing Mai
Mr_Horrible: 10%
ladyjessica: wipes sweat off brow
GasCityGaming: o7
lesbianpunkpyromancer22: yeah its a long one
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM!!!
Mr_Horrible: also very funny
kragmabutch: ADAM
Kramburger: Ah damn, I just missed the execution?
jetpixi: boy
JessieImproved: i snorted
Mr_Horrible: can be accurate too
Orxolon: hahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: YOU CANT ASK A LESBIAN ABOUT HER PP
hatboozeparty: wow
definenull: will you though
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's just become a "who from Seachats is with this letter"
TheWooglie: lesbians traditionally not fans of pp
Nigouki: did the VIP list ever get cleaned up after Wheeler made the highlight?
lesbianpunkpyromancer22: never considered it
hatboozeparty: never change adam
Juliamon: yes
jacqui_lantern234:
@TheWooglie THATS transphobic
Juliamon: Graham audited it
GasCityGaming: I just haven't been lately cause i dont want spoilies for obscura
Mr_Horrible:
brother you pretend I never talk 
ProcyonFlynn:
Gotta fix that. 
ghyllnox: @Nigouki Yes
Kramburger: No, but there are some VIPs who have been cancelled
Nigouki: ah, the mods know all
Thefluffiestguineapig:
SnackPak_: now we know
itira:
damn
jacqui_lantern234: GET HIS ASS
ghyllnox:
Juliamon: Benjamin
TheDevil_Risen: where's dad
hatboozeparty:
TheDevil_Risen: !adult
LRRbot: I need an abult !
neisan2112: Woooow Lol
Kramburger: Bens in TROUBLE
Kramburger: Juliamon full named Ben
definenull: ADAM
ghizmou: depends on where the pressure comes from
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
Orxolon: i poop 1st and then pee
SnackPak_: at the same time
Juliamon: Kramburger Underscore Wheeler
Nigouki: depends on the pressure in each chamber
itira: Adam is asking the real questions
jetpixi: well. it depends.
Vonbane: is that what we are here for?
saucemaster5000: "judge, we need a ruling on this stack order"
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@saucemaster5000
MacbethSeemsSus: Simultaneous drop
GasCityGaming: like..... to scale?
Orxolon: hahahaha
ProcyonFlynn: If nothing else - it's poisoning the data-model of anything trying to scan "Gaming Streams"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Herald of Galactus
betweenmyself: it comes out in a series of pees and poos… like gastrointestinal morse code
hatboozeparty: you have to warm the waters first
Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit that got me
Orxolon: nobody should
MWGNZ: we have walls for that ben
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, are you saying your pee is the Silver Surfer?
7gorobei: harken Pooplactus comes
ButButTheJesus: sitter team!
itira: thats what bathrooms are for
Omnipotrevor: So what you're saying is, every time you leave the house you are on a hard time limit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have GI issues, so I do not have the luxury of having that issue
GasCityGaming: what you been toilet playing?
jetpixi: I love bidets!
Muddy_Thunder: Solitaire?
foxherd3r: so uh.... that message about mushrooms??
TheDevil_Risen: as a fellow sitter BenBen, i feel you
ProcyonFlynn: Balatro is on mobile now
Kramburger: I'm a sitter because I have bad eyesight and as a kid I refused to wear my glasses
TheWooglie: in the shower?
Omnipotrevor: What about books on your phone? I read a lot on mobile
itira: i have mahjong and sudoku
jetpixi: I miss snake
JessieImproved: I have ADHD but I also utterly despise (personally) playing games on my phone. It actually kinda stinks
MWGNZ:
snake
frank_the_great: Centipede
saucemaster5000: remember calculator games?
ProcyonFlynn: Technically all android-phones still have the dino-runner and balloon game?
Nigouki: my ADHD Is what makes my phone a communication device only.
SnackPak_: A+ story
gualdhar: aiming
foxherd3r: they put doom on a ti84
jetpixi: I dislike mobile games for the most part. which is funny when all your friends work on mobile games lol
The_Timo: I've been waiting for the Jezzball remaster
Mai_Andra: phone carrier keeps adding new default games to mine, so I have to go through and delete periodically
Vonbane: take your shirt off before you take a shit like Beej
saucemaster5000: when you poop your glasses shoot off your face
GasCityGaming: since Kindergarten my dude!
itira: @saucemaster5000 hahahaha
Kramburger: Bad eyesight means pee on the seat
BusTed: seeing's dope
Juliamon: Being able to see is kinda fucking great
dolphgrim: Glasses make your eyes weak
kragmabutch: i feel you Ben
jnics23: Its a piece of you now
Thefluffiestguineapig: It means you can see
spo8n: you need to look at the shit after it's made and think about what you have done
dolphgrim: THANKS BIG GLASSES
7gorobei: glasses make your eye muscles lazy
bekit_tavern: Made it to 43... now trying to get used to them as of last week
ladyjessica: they really didn’t.
jetpixi: haha oh bo
itira: @Kramburger thats probably because youre leaving the seat down
jetpixi: no*
gualdhar: just go a year with no glasses, reading, playing games, or anything up close
ShaneLeeAtk: Big Glasses = Luxotica
BusTed: "skill issue", says ben
Dog_of_Myth: Skill issue
GasCityGaming: i've seen those in bars!
MWGNZ: aussie issue
SnackPak_: piss aim labs
Kramburger: This is true
GasCityGaming: little things in the urinal
TheWooglie: you don't get split streams occasionally?
itira: some people dont have a steady stream Ben!
frank_the_great: Alright, sport, you don't need to brag about how young and healthy you are
BusTed: aren't those a real thing
MacbethSeemsSus: They literally put those in urinals
GhostValv: they exist I think
hatboozeparty: Split streams are the worst
Juliamon: That is a real thing
ProcyonFlynn: Don't gamify the toilet.
TheDevil_Risen: ROOD
Omnipotrevor: There's a lot of splash when you're standing. It isn't an accurate weapon
niccus: ppm
jacqui_lantern234:
ADAM
jnics23: They did a study and they had to clean the urinal half as much
saucemaster5000: yup
Mr_Horrible: hearing the COD hit marker when I piss into the bowl
Xaunaught: yeah the piss goes the wrong way
TheDevil_Risen: no
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
jetpixi: nooo
SnackPak_: new Australia lore
TheDevil_Risen: no reverse south park pooping
Kramburger: Yes, Australians are descended from birds
bramble_st: Omg. Eww
itira: poop from the pee hole looks like silly string
Mr_Horrible: the cloacaur
Kramburger: You wanna fucking go mate?
jnics23: Man of culture ben
gualdhar: not even in a public bathroom?
ghizmou: "saucy"
GasCityGaming: people made fun of me in elementary school for sitting
jetpixi: no, @itira … no
definenull: not ready for the sit/stand mixup
betweenmyself: I mean poop coming out the mouth is a thing that can legitimately happen if someone gets too backed up… Not just a South Park bit
saucemaster5000: pooping while standing is the real tech
itira:
@jetpixi 
letsbelgo: hard mode seat down
MacbethSeemsSus: Imagine if you could use the force but only while peeing
jetpixi:
Mr_Horrible: he's right, unfortunately
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira If you have that kind of fistula SEE A DOCTOR
spo8n: PRESSURE BUILDUP IS PAINFUL
saucemaster5000: "papa" says the bidet
SnackPak_: for 5 dollars a month
jacqui_lantern234:
BEN
Vonbane: will you remember pee?
Mr_Horrible: seeing a sign for who adopted this toilet, like a stretch of highway
Mai_Andra: there are men who will literally take it out, put their hands on their hips, and just let it rip
TheDevil_Risen: the Gas leak is striking hard recentlyt hahaha
jetpixi: in the AAAARMS of and ANGEL
jetpixi: AN*
spo8n: THEY POOPED IN THEIR PAD AND THREW IT IN THE TINY IN TOILET CUBICLE TRASHCAN
jnics23: You pee on the toilet toilets pee back buy a bidet
Mr_Horrible: honestly given it's *America* that initial assumption is justified
spo8n: I have seen terrible things
saucemaster5000: the little matchstick girl highway
Mr_Horrible: "Get off mah land" "Sir this is an interstate"
ProcyonFlynn: The HellRoad needs someone to care about it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The adopt a highway thing is to try to combat littering I think?
Mr_Horrible: adopt the Top Of The World Highway that you went on for RQ
MacbethSeemsSus: Highway Moose
Juliamon: it's usually broken up into chunks
The_Timo: Going where?
Juliamon: not the entire road
ladyjessica: yellow head
itira: the coq?
niccus: the stretch of road that would have been 69 Mile House
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I want to adopt a lengthwise stretch
Mr_Horrible: left half of a highway for 70 miles
Juliamon: That's also a scam
itira: ngl i dont know how to spell the whole name
Omnipotrevor: More like buying stars
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you pay for it by the mile
Mr_Horrible: there's a law that says no one can own anything in space
Mr_Horrible: well, a "law"
definenull: oh god I thought ben meant the moon was a scam
Mr_Horrible: more a treaty
GasCityGaming: it's like a square foot of land in scotland
MacbethSeemsSus: Or buying star. You don't actually get a star
jetpixi: but there’s so much of it @mr_horrible
TheMerricat: Scotland lords.
neisan2112: Its still a thing, I saw an ad like last week.
NotCainNorAbel:
I got those as gifts 
Kramburger: It was Scotland
TheDevil_Risen: yeah it was scotland and ireland
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible you joke but there are sections of road here where a diagonal stretch would get a significant amount
saucemaster5000: Damn Adam missed the big craze of teens wanting to be lords
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Profoundly scam
TheMerricat: It's still a 'thing' but it's also still a scam.
frank_the_great: Sovern Citizens thought that shit would make them exempt from traffic laws
dolphgrim: They can prise my star from my cold, dead hands
silenceaux: It sounds like a convoluted way to get a fancy but meaningless certificate printed
Mr_Horrible: the world economy has run on Grift for the last 20 years, Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: Or the Sealand lordship thing
ContingentCat: it's like the naming a star thing I think
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ThirdGames: My sister got that for my brother one Christmas lmao. I put my foot in my mouth by mentioning the reality behind it
Mr_Horrible: get with the times
BusTed: but the star I was gifted when I was 10 is legit right?
alex666dancause: if im not mistaken, for every piece of land bought they plant a tree on it?
Mai_Andra:
NFTs are not a new grift.
jetpixi: yes @busted
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jnics23: My brother in law did it for my son
niccus: there's this thing where you can get paid for playing video games
TheMerricat: Established Titles is a company which sells souvenir plots of Scottish land from 1 sq ft (0.09 m2) to 20 sq ft (1.86 m2). The company retains legal ownership of the land. While the company claims that those who buy the 'plots' can choose to be titled Lord, Laird or Lady, as part of a supposed "traditional Scottish custom", souvenir plots are too small to be legally registered for ownership and owners of souvenir plots do not have the right to officially title themselves.
ladyjessica: pleasantkenobi did it.
Juliamon: It's a participation trophy
Kramburger: It's not, though
LMAOkai_: <message deleted>i come back from my 10 minute time out and you guys still aren't playing the game?
ContingentCat: @Juliamon that you bought lol
TheDevil_Risen: he did it for the meme
kimmibeans: Unrelated, but my dog is very annoyed that I left my bed so that I can watch y'all on my computer
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jetpixi:
@themerricat always coming in with the knowing 
definenull: o7
itira: LOL
TheWooglie: bye
itsr67: LMFAO
MWGNZ: o7
SnackPak_: o7
jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO o7
DragaFireHawk:
MacbethSeemsSus: o7
saucemaster5000: asked for that one
dolphgrim: PK did it for his dogs, tho...
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
Orxolon: o7
ContingentCat: o7
Mr_Horrible:
MrSarkhan: come back in another 10 o7
neisan2112: RIP lol
JinaMahavira: o7
ButButTheJesus:
Mollylele: o7
kimmibeans: It's a desktop!
ghyllnox: Deserved o7
Mr_Horrible: we're measuring this podcast in LMAOkai carceral stints
itsr67: genius
ContingentCat: if it works it works
Kramburger: Ben.
MWGNZ: heck yeah moonlight
betweenmyself:
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ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans u can do it!
itira: get it together Ben
Mai_Andra: based
Xaunaught: hes so right
rosesmcgee: He spttin
Mr_Horrible: "Being vertical" he said while sitting
BrowneePointz: Dog Steamdeck would have amazing Audio with Subwoofers like that
ButButTheJesus: same, ben
silenceaux: Would it be better if the game was actually installed on the deck?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben, should you go see a back doctor?
NotCainNorAbel: Sitting, the big problem of the 2020's
neisan2112: That's the way to go Ben!!
saucemaster5000: but won't stand up for pee smh
frank_the_great: "Being vertical sucks" - Man who is vertical
Mr_Horrible: I'm with you here, Adam
niccus: and here i thought you were a stand up guy
Orxolon: i will lay down for standing up,would be werirder
SnackPak_: time to go get the friend zone couch
raulghoulia: Ben is food pill technology away from being the hover chair people in WallE
Mr_Horrible: Ben you literally just demonstrated you can do that now
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ProcyonFlynn: Draw the line at playing games on the masseuse table? That seems a touch too far?
itira: fan at your face?? enjoy dry mouth? D:
Mr_Horrible: I promise not to
Vonbane: we are going to make fun of you.
DMGlol: Hell yeah
ghizmou: these are everywhere
SnackPak_: uh huh
itira: have you heard of pushup bras??
DoomBringerIL: ready....
BrowneePointz: They sell bras with fake nipple piercing bulges now
ghyllnox: Yeah that tracks
Orxolon: it oesn't even matter how hard you try
niccus: like... packers?
frank_the_great: I don't need that *smug*
BrowneePointz: everything is fake
saucemaster5000: y....yeah who?....
Kramburger: Haha/.... yeah
Omnipotrevor: They have achieved sock technology.
DoomBringerIL: AND GO!!!!!
ladyjessica: trans men?
Vonbane: there's a market for it
Nigouki: same people that buy pickup trucks not for work
betweenmyself: push up trunks? lifts and separates?
ghyllnox: People do waaaaay more to make their dicks look bigger
itsr67: laser targeted at insecurity
jetpixi: tell me more about your al gore rhythm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats, socks are now built in
saucemaster5000: once you pop
GasCityGaming: Just get a good hunk of garlic sausage
jacqui_lantern234: trans dudes might
ghyllnox: Pringles can? In the PANTS???
JessieImproved: a pringles can is some aspiration
Mr_Horrible: "I'll make myself uncomfortable *AND* unbelievable at the same time"
kimmibeans: They don't
Thefluffiestguineapig: PRINGLES CAN
raulghoulia: they definitely don't get that far
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why???????
neisan2112: Packers are very much a thing. Maybe not pringles cans but
itira: you just keep them on forever
asdf251: inevitably??
ghizmou: you turn the lights off
rosesmcgee: If I want to increase my bulge why would I downsize to a Pringles can?
SnackPak_: the perfect plan
MacbethSeemsSus: Take your pants off and a line of pringles comes out.
ghyllnox: @jacqui_lantern234 Lots of penis-get-bigger products don't work particularly well with tdicks
kimmibeans: Also, they kind of hope the other party won't notice
Mr_Horrible: goated
Orxolon: but a can of pringles!?
BOTGrant: Obligatory "we've got armadillos in our trousers" Spinal Tap reference
Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 Yes, I know those are a thing, I have seen those and know drag kings who have very expensive ones. but pringles cans seem so fucking uncomforable
ghyllnox: That'd be something to consider though, if it doesn't require anything. I hate packing with silicone
ThirdGames: Pushup bras exist, I get it
jetpixi: no it’s not
Mr_Horrible: "Boys gotta be tough" which mean you gotta have crippling cock insecurity
BrowneePointz: But yea Ben. I saw an ad for Bras with fake nipple piercings on them last week. So Bulge Underwear seems reasonable tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure it is
saucemaster5000: what type of pringles?
bekit_tavern: At least you always have a snack with you
ghyllnox: Yeah cus girls really want to deal with a pringles can in bed
itira: pushup and or padded bras. ill keep saying it
dolphgrim: Is the can full?
NotCainNorAbel: It is meant to impress other men; same with cars.
Mr_Horrible: "This is impractical by any measure"
frank_the_great: *If*
jetpixi: this was not on my weekly bingo card
jacqui_lantern234: @ghyllnox oh, 100%, but its a thing i could see happening. as a trans femme, im not particularly investing in the size of my dong
TheMerricat: Is it naturally shaped like a pretzel?
NotCainNorAbel: @Mr_Horrible 27 club
saucemaster5000: plus you get a fun snack all the time
jacqui_lantern234: invested*
rosesmcgee: I feel most encounters end with "The jig is up"
rustywir3s: salt and vinegar gotta be real uncomfortable
frozenphoenix7: Is that a can of pringles or are you happy to see me?
itsr67: Minecraft Steve lookin
raulghoulia: once you pop you can't stop
Mr_Horrible: "My dick is made of pressed potato dust"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira I know those do exist, but pringles cans is where I am stuck. A packer is about the same level of discomfort as a pushup bra with underwire from my understanding
ghyllnox: If it's BBQ flavored then we're in business
BOTGrant: "Once you pop yoy just can't stop"
jetpixi: lol @mr_horrible
Muddy_Thunder: If your dick is a pringles can, do you ejaculate pringles? sounds painful
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betweenmyself:
what can I say, my peeny is made from reconstituted dehydrated potato flakes…. lllllllladies
silenceaux: the tiniest frontpack
NotCainNorAbel: and now I don't need to share
jnics23: Got you sour cream and onion and im all out of onion
Vonbane: a sackpack
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've used a bra as pockets
Orxolon: HOW would you wear it without it falling?
ProcyonFlynn: "Underwear - It's like a little backpack" - Adam
Vonbane: not on dudes
itira: @Thefluffiestguineapig young girls have been shoving kleenex in their bras since the beginning of time too
saucemaster5000: I think about that line all the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me it depends, if the person wearing it finds it sexy for them then I will find it sexy
jacqui_lantern234: FUCKIN MOOD
jetpixi: dawww
neisan2112: For real tho
jetpixi: sports bras are where it’s at
itira: sports bras are 100% where its at
Orxolon: i find babbydolls sexy
raulghoulia: Ben is streets ahead
silenceaux: Entirely subjective taste, the important thing is that it's not universal
Omnipotrevor: and a movie when
jnics23: 6 seasons and a movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira Yes, but that's still more comfortable than an entire pringles can. But I'm also imagining a full sized one as opposed to a mini can
BrowneePointz: All the brilliance of Rick and Morty without all the annoying bits
Muddy_Thunder: Oh, that needs to be rectified
saucemaster5000: when community was on fire, it was on fire
BrowneePointz: Justin is the shithead
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jetpixi Oh absolutely, I am eternally a sports bra person.
dolphgrim: Troy and Abed /made/ that show though.
BrowneePointz: Dan...has also done questionable shit
gualdhar: Community is the best comedy of this century
BrowneePointz: but Justin is BAD bad
itira: @Thefluffiestguineapig people will do all sorts of shit to fake it i guess lol
SquareDotCube: It's where the "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" meme is from
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH! WETS NOPE UwU
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@itira For sure
frank_the_great: Dan Harmon did a lil harassing of a coworker, but they're long since cool
BrowneePointz: but yea if you like Always Sunny Community is also gonna be right up your Alley
rustywir3s: nooooooo DX
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also many emotional CW
ghyllnox: Dogs have died brutally by Ben's hand
Scy_Anide: But the zombies will probably be fine.
DMGlol: spoilers for the tv show too
Seth_Erickson: Parks and Rec?
gualdhar: 30 rock?
ContingentCat: archer?
jnics23: Movie night when
jacqui_lantern234: parks and rec?
saucemaster5000: the good place?
frank_the_great: The Office?
raulghoulia: parental advisory is recommended
ProcyonFlynn: Friends?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Brooklyn 99?
letsbelgo: Brooklyn 99?
BrowneePointz: Parks and Rec season 1 is rough
spo8n: must be a nice rock to live under
Seth_Erickson:
that's not fine your cancelled
SquareDotCube: Parks and Rec does make fun of the Midwest
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't like how mean Parks and Rec is
TheMerricat: What about Stephen Universe?
SnackPak_: Parks are Rec was so much better when it wasn't copying the office
Orxolon: but have you seen Avaar the last airbender¿?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neither have I Adam, I've never seen Spongebob either
spo8n: you are missing lots of excellent donald glover if you miss community tho
saucemaster5000: there is a divide in the discord between the spongebobers and the simpsonsers
Seth_Erickson: your in
niccus: what about Succession
Orxolon: Avatar!¿?
raulghoulia: Adam does want to see a giant woman
jacqui_lantern234: my friend keeps calling me "Peridot"
frank_the_great: Man can't miss
SnackPak_: so many rocks
BrowneePointz: What Divide @saucemaster5000 I grew up on both?
Orxolon: power
Orxolon: 9
spo8n: those are some nice rocks
BrowneePointz: like Seasons 1-4 of Spongebob are VERy inspired by early Simpsons
jetpixi: and stardew
raulghoulia: emerald is a space pirate
MWGNZ:
Kul
ghyllnox: Technically diamond is a few characters
jnics23: Issue with parks and rec is its too real. Wife is in Local politics and it is parks and rec
betweenmyself:
Adam and his age addled brain would be unable to handle the barrage of lights and sounds from today’s television shows 
silenceaux: idk if there's an Emerald?
ContingentCat: Presumably but I don't remember them
Seth_Erickson: I hear the Devils has been good Adam
Mai_Andra:
Garnet? (Final Fantasy IX hype )
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon My entire back is reserved for my Last Airbender tattoo, filling my arms with other stuff but my entire back is reserved which people find wild since I am a teeny 5'0" person with limited skin space
SquareDotCube: I like peridot, it's a rock only found in space
EvilBadman: Yikes Fandom link in 2025
Seth_Erickson: a tragedy
silenceaux: Ah she exists in like 1 episode
rustywir3s: T.T
saucemaster5000: and for some reason they are making an elden ring movie
SquareDotCube: because Netflix
Naesiir: I'm so upset about that
electric_claire: Emerald is in the episode that's a parody of Space Pirate Captain Harlock.
Naesiir: and it was just getting better each season
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig niceee,what are you gonna tat?my fav is Zuko
jetpixi: first time, eh?
Incandescent_Zubat: @saucemaster5000 i’m sorry what
ProcyonFlynn: Tax write-offs. these companies are wrong by monsters.
BrowneePointz: Idk if Amazon cancelled it that's kind of a Death Knell
saucemaster5000: probs not, it was a VERY expensive show
Faulpyr: Adam, have you tried Murderbot?
Mr_Horrible: to be fair Adam dodged this for the most part by enjoying Prime Video stuff, rather than Netflix stuff
BrowneePointz: cuz Amazon honestly doesn't cancel much
The_Timo: toss it with the rest of the shows we'll never see finished, Rip 1899
TheMerricat: @EvilBadman I've got the chrome extension that replaces fandom links with the 'better' fandom sites if the wikis exist on them, but SU appearently doesn't.
Mr_Horrible: they're usually better about it
jetpixi: murderbot good
Seth_Erickson: Listen Elden Ring is like the second most adaptable story to a movie medium of Fromsoft's Games
Mai_Andra:
Amazon is adopting the Netflix strategy of making a massive hit that people love, and canceling it after 3 seasons.
saucemaster5000: @Incandescent_Zubat yeah it's being produced by A24 and alex garland is set to direct
Juliamon: It's why I don't watch TV anymore
rustywir3s: yarrr
Juliamon: It's too ephemeral
EvilBadman: @themerricat Just put anti in front of fandom
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson I do not have a lot of faith in Alex Garland after his last 2 films, but we'll see
SquareDotCube: "if it doesn't have 20 million views then cancel it"
BrowneePointz: Won A BUNCH OF AWARDS
Naesiir: I miss you Sense8
neisan2112: Netflix does it soooooooo much
Xaunaught: it was SO GOOD
BrowneePointz: A TON OF THEM!
The_Timo: doesn't meet viewership goals or some other reason
Xaunaught: Ben im still mad about it
dolphgrim: I'm on the edge of my seat for when they cancel let's nope. 🥺🥺🥺
BrowneePointz: I Will DIE FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT
jetpixi: I’m still mad about firefly so…
saucemaster5000: wheel of time was insanely expensive yeah
Omnipotrevor: That one was tragic because most of the expense was in the puppets that they already made
hatboozeparty: Its better to die early than to become Game of Thrones S8
BrowneePointz: that movie was my CHILDHOOD
TheMerricat: @EvilBadman "Sorry! Fandom isn't allowing BreezeWiki to show pages right now."
letsbelgo: they want things to return like 10x the money but in, not like 2x
itira:
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible I'm not putting faith that the movie will be good just that it has the highest chance to succeed as a movie.
SquareDotCube: you know what's too expensive? Exec salaries who get to decide this"
BrowneePointz: it was on most watched and won a BUNCH of industry awards
Mai_Andra: Disney made a new season of Willow, and then removed it from the service. So you can't even watch it anymore.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon It's going to be elemental symbols in water color with different animals from the nations in the quadrants of my back. The artist will have a lot of freedom since there are a lot of different animals from each nation
saucemaster5000: plays zangief
BrowneePointz: Prime Video doesn't cancel much tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I'm on your side here Ben
Muddy_Thunder: Adam, have you read the graphic novels for Invincible?
Xaunaught: is kinda a dick at the gym once
seeweda: like Amazon and Netflix are honest about their top 10 shows ,etc
neisan2112: RIP 1899, was half way through the one season they did when it was cancelled, never finished it, and unsubbed from Netflix.
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson mmm, okay yeah that's likely true (although a Ninja Blade adaptation as a schlock miniseries would probably work well)
itira: @Mai_Andra it wasnt very good D:
electric_claire: @BrowneePointz Tell that to The Tick
spo8n: it means the people who watched it didn't spent enough on the products advertised during the showing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Hmm, they do cancel things but they just are releasing so much they will do it silently
BrowneePointz: Chat, I didn't say they DIDN'T cancel stuff
betweenmyself:
it’s almost as if subscription based streaming services aren’t properly structured to profit from making high quality tv series that run for any length of time
BrowneePointz: just that Prime cancels WAY less stuff than Hbo/Apple/Netflix/Hulu
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible yeah of From's works at least Sekiro probably actually has the easiest medium transfer, but that game is not nearly as popular
Mr_Horrible: electric_claire as much as that one hurts, they *do* have fewer on their record than most of the other services
Thefluffiestguineapig: The movie was for no one
Xaunaught: I heard it also was just... not that fun
The_Color_Twelve: Yeah the 2nd felt like the director just dunking on those fans for taking the wrong thing from the first
saucemaster5000: it wasn't even really a musical from what I understand
gibbousm: combination of being a Musical and also explicitly saying the Joker was wrong
Mai_Andra: Lady Gaga had a duet that was massively overplayed on the radio for a few months. I assume that was from the Joker movie.
silenceaux: A big question mark on a Batman property? I guess it was for Riddler fans
TheMerricat:
The second Joker movie actively dumped on the Joker fandom, which was the best part of the movie. 
gualdhar: LRR GoFundMe for a Wheel of Time adaptation starring Adam Savidan
raulghoulia: Joker is once of three characters to win an academy award for their portrayal. Others include the Godfather and Anita from Westside Story
Omnipotrevor: Start an online campaign, those always work
SquareDotCube: "become luigi"
The_Timo: @neisan2112 I will miss what that show could have been, had so many thoughts on it lol. If you haven't seen Dark by same creators, best Netflix show
NotCainNorAbel: I'm still pissed that Sports Night on NBC was canceled in 2000
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar RQ2 driving to the set?
Mr_Horrible: they have doing that, yeah
Omnipotrevor: @BrowneePointz I still haven't forgiven them for The Tick
Mai_Andra: I think there is a social campaign on the internet to try to show there is enough interest to to get it renewed somewhere else.
ButButTheJesus: wish he was joking!
neisan2112: @The_Timo I have and its incredible.
Mr_Horrible: do not come to the states right now, tbh
seeweda: Netflix ever doing anything more than 3 seasons will be rare, due to cast contracts.
Naesiir: doubtful, Sense8 is the only show I've seen ever get something due to outcry following the cancellation. They got a feature length movie to finish the story
The_Color_Twelve: just uninstall social media apps before crossing the border
silenceaux: There's sincere recommendations to not take your actual phone when you travel.
Mr_Horrible: like not ironically or anything
Darleysam: NOT thinking about the US is also a crime, sorry
a_god_selfmade: even for US citizens
shendaras: I would not tempt it if you're traveling here, just in case.
ghyllnox: Simply don't bring your phone
TheMerricat:
@Naesiir Firefly. 
ghyllnox: Mail it to your hotel
johnnylongtorso: just you?
Xaunaught: just for you?
The_Timo: @neisan2112 I try to bring make sure everyone has seen it. Brilliant work, love the creators
Mai_Andra: Lucifer was canceled on network TV, and then renewed for additional seasons on Netflix.
BrowneePointz: that shit drives me CRAZY
rustywir3s: okay grandpa
Nigouki: "careful, they're CANADIANS"
gibbousm: please don't make me a tiktok
Faulpyr: Wet Leg is on tour this fall!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: That you got recognized
Orxolon: no,it doesn't make any sense
itsaysTRUENO: social conditioning works
Orxolon: XD
Seth_Erickson: not ending up as a video on the internet not asked for is a little worrying
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The_Color_Twelve: that's not the best thing
Mr_Horrible: I mean gen Z also has the disease where they think that everything in a social setting is fair game for "content"
jetpixi: we’re aware we were cringe.
ContingentCat: huh, I wish they'd just not film strangers but ok
Seth_Erickson: though I avoid that by not being on Tiktok so even if I do show up there I'll never know
Mr_Horrible: mind your fucking business or I will break your fucking phone
lamina5432: gonna end up on he internet eventually anyway
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not the false lack of confrontation, it makes autistic people like me stand out SO MUCH because I don't give a shit
Orxolon: free generatiooooonnn!!!
SnackPak_: Ive been cringe longer than theyve been alive
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also don't do social media so I don't give a shit
jetpixi: didn’t get posted online
chanterelleton: I work in a middle school, and...they're scene
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnackPak_ Same
niccus: did we fail the zoomers?
Vonbane: everything is judged instantly now
ProcyonFlynn: The internet is forever. It's spooky for kids growing up knowing big data will find that time you got caught on camera in the background that one time when you were 13. And it'll follow you your whole life.
SquareDotCube: "we may be cringe" alirght but explain why late gen z/early alpha gen kids are getting into goth stuff
ProcyonFlynn: I feel for them.
BrowneePointz: If you whip out to record me for "content" I WILL spike your phone so fucking hard it pops out the other side of the planet
BusTed: Kill not the part of you that is cringe -- kill the part of you that cringes
lamina5432: we know when to leave well enough alone that a lot of alpha and z lack
BrowneePointz: Goth is Eternal yall
JessieImproved: The universal truth is that the young generation always think they are cool and no one else is cool
itsaysTRUENO: 44 minutes into stream is that a record
BrowneePointz: isn't that an Ify quote?
itira: he was measuring doorwayas
itira: fuck
Orxolon: "you think you are better than me!?" ppl amuse me
BOTGrant: Gen Z will never know the joy of unironically enjoying a We the Kings song.
Mollylele: don't kill the part of you that cringes, that part of you is your empathy
SnackPak_: above my paygrade
neisan2112: @itsaysTRUENO Naw, it was like an hour last week.
jacqui_lantern234: FUCK!!! why DIDNT YOU
Mr_Horrible: local doorway measurer
saucemaster5000: square door behavior
itsaysTRUENO: @neisan2112 is there a podcast version
betweenmyself: Chat, why didn’t *you* get batteries for these hard working guys?
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me people looking scandalized when I answer a question honestly rather than "appropriately" is always deeply amusing
thatguysteve2709: We killed a pregnant lady
The_Color_Twelve: yeah the time skip back
BrowneePointz: Anyways, as Gen Z Goofy would say, "Howdy Howdy MotherHyuckers"
DMGlol: ah yes the worst part of the game
Diabore: jesse fucking died
Mr_Horrible: @thatguysteve2709 padding our KDA
Seth_Erickson:
The Devils
Mr_Horrible: okay, 46 minutes, mark
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig a we some!lobe the idea,favorite element to bend?
Seth_Erickson: it's so good
thatguysteve2709: That is an unfortunate number but yes @mr_horrible
neisan2112: Sick
Mr_Horrible:
can he hire someone to make better titles for him?
Seth_Erickson: I stan the Church of Holy Expediency
kragmabutch: that sounds like a good book
itira: ahhhhhhh
Nigouki: jesus fucking christ
jacqui_lantern234:
SnackPak_: yikes
Kramburger: GETTEM
betweenmyself:
Vonbane: what the f?
DMGlol:
HOLY
neisan2112: Holy shit lol
ButButTheJesus: HRRRRRRRRNK
niccus: someone deserved something
raulghoulia: the scream form off screen
ghyllnox:
Orxolon: hhahahaha
TomatoKigu: …Hi James
Seth_Erickson: Adam for sure will find the werewolf his favorite character
TheDevil_Risen: what the
Seth_Erickson: I think at least
SquareDotCube: Sudden Cheech
MacbethSeemsSus: Hey Cheech
itsaysTRUENO: The wild James will strike without warning.
SnackPak_: hi Cheech
ButButTheJesus: hi james
Mr_Horrible: wait, isn't that the cheech that needs to go in the mystery box?
Andymonium: well I clearly came in at the best time
Nigouki: James deserves a headlock for that
jacqui_lantern234: YEEEEESSSSS >:D
itira:
its not bad
betweenmyself:
JessieImproved: Don't ever talk to me or my rubber chicken again
hatboozeparty: James no
DMGlol: that sound was the scariest thing i've experienced on this stream in a while
thatguysteve2709: I thought it was the game losing its damn mind
ghyllnox: Don't rattle the cage if you're not prepared to get chased by a gorilla
johnnylongtorso: rip headphone listeners
Mr_Horrible: James screwing with LN is a proud tradition
PhlibbertyGib: That scared my cats
saucemaster5000: sounds just like most of ben's takes honestly
jacqui_lantern234:
COMPRESSOR?! HARDLY KNOW HER!
The_Color_Twelve: indeed it was. not crippling but not great
Orxolon: i saw it
Omnipotrevor: Headphone users just got full on Scanners'd
GasCityGaming: I miss "reloads every day things like a videogame gun" guy
seeweda: it’s impossible to feel sorry for Abby, it gets tough to feel sorry for Ellie too but you remember she’s that way because of Joel and Abby.
Orxolon: awesome
ShaneLeeAtk: Viva La Dirt is good stuff
Seth_Erickson: Balthazar would have no such quandries
Mr_Horrible: "I needed to hit pet cap"
GasCityGaming: Viva la Dirt! LOVE them!
Muddy_Thunder: I saw that too, it was great
SnackPak_: Cheech dust
letsbelgo: viva la dirt league
raulghoulia: that's more dillweed behavior
saucemaster5000: "human kleenex' savidan
Orxolon: "i wouldn't call them alive,no"
BusTed: The 50/50 when someone says "here, smell this"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon Personally depending on the day either air or water because I do not have the externalization of emotion for fire bending and one of my greatest personal traits is lateral thinking.
jacqui_lantern234: i thought ben was gonna say "on adam" rather than "on skin"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know someone who gave their dog one of those screaming chickens once and regretted it within .25 seconds
itsaysTRUENO: 50/50 is generous the smell is usually bad lets be real
cutaos: new weirdness, gotta give it a chance
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a couple who had gotten a puppy
NotCainNorAbel: I had a dog that had two rocks as toys.
BrowneePointz: Yea cuz I don't want your damn finger in my face
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel As a vet tech, recipe for breaking a tooth
silenceaux: you DO have more control over the location in that situation...
Mr_Horrible: he's got weird boundaries but they're at least boundaries
saucemaster5000: I only lick fingers, no sniffies
Thefluffiestguineapig: A challenge
niccus: you have posited a dog puzzle
rustywir3s: the joy of sharing awful experiences with your friends
Seth_Erickson: I saw some absolutely massive dogs at work recently
Mr_Horrible: that is an extremely Adam-coded dog
NotCainNorAbel: @Thefluffiestguineapig Very true. It worked though.
Mr_Horrible: hoop-and-stick ass dog
thatguysteve2709: I once gave my dog a toy with 25 squeakers in it he bit holes into all 25 within 15 mins so problem solved
Seth_Erickson: they were like chest height
saucemaster5000: hoop was better before the stick patch
frank_the_great: Did you know that Nintendo Switch games taste bitter? Give em a lick
BrowneePointz: Is your Dog SGT Johnson? "Back in my day we didn't have any Fancy Schmancy Toys. We had two sticks and a rock!"
Vonbane: like ball in a cup
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thatguysteve2709 HOLY SHIT, that's amazing
GasCityGaming:
ok pee paw
betweenmyself: having it on your own finger gives control; you’re not gonna surprise yourself by rubbing it on your cheek
NotCainNorAbel: These were big rocks (it was a big dog) you were not throwing them real far
drcthulu: Is your inner monologue still Jar Jar Binks Adam?
SquareDotCube: like ball in cup or jacob's ladder
lamina5432: I could see it
BrowneePointz: Great Dane
frank_the_great: You ever see the dog toy where there's a different face within the face?
NotCainNorAbel: Adam the Saint Bernard
BrowneePointz: or Irish Wolfhound
lamina5432: doberman
rustywir3s: I'm thinking greyhound
mulligan2six: Adam, you would be the goodest boy
thatguysteve2709: Doberman
saucemaster5000: pitbull
Natural_Ones_Only: German Shep
The_Color_Twelve: one of the work dog breeds
dolphgrim: Adam would be an obstinate dog.
jacqui_lantern234: @SquareDotCube give jacob his ladder back
ShaneLeeAtk: Cane Corso
Thefluffiestguineapig: Working breed
raulghoulia: staffy was also what I was thinking
ButButTheJesus: borzoi (sp?)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would see Adam as a pitbull lab mix
itira: Adam is a whippet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Super energetic and super smart
ghyllnox: You'd be really chill until either playtime or someone fucked with you
Jadaris: adam is a husky for sure
BrowneePointz: Staffordshire
Kramburger: Staffys are too short for adam
BrowneePointz: I think Adam is an Irish Wolfhound
bramble_st: Have staffy, can confirm.
ContingentCat: I was about to say Husky before I remembered how much Adam hates snow
TheDevil_Risen: Staffordshire terrier
itira: Ben? golden retreiver for suuuure
Kaaosa: oh snap it's the funny bros on their show "let's be funny"
jacqui_lantern234:
adam's a chihuahua
Kaaosa: adam, don't
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jadaris No, too high anxiety
bramble_st: They also share their feelings often
Naesiir: and they try their best to occupy the same physical space as you
Dog_of_Myth: Dogs are great
BrowneePointz: hear me out. He's an Irish Wolfhound cuz Tall, Salt n Pepper, Mysterious, a little bit goofy, and unlike a Great Dane, not lazy.
ghyllnox: Oh good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira I think Ben is some kind of herding breed, where they need constant stimulation
TheDevil_Risen: there's enough people on the planet
ContingentCat: ah that's a fun conversation, the world is a lot
BrowneePointz: Ben is 100% a full size Corgi
JessieImproved: People actually feel like they can CHOOSE whether to have kids now, and that's great
Vonbane:
kids are a huge time, money, and energy suck
JessieImproved: And I say that as a parent of two
itira: mood Ben
BrowneePointz: I feel no urge to fuel the Biological Imperative
ButButTheJesus: exactly ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved I also think friend groups can become village parents more so and that's great
Larkonus: I looked my father in the eyes and told him "I cannot fathom bringing a child into this incredibly fucked up world."
saucemaster5000: why have kids when I can pay strangers to eat all my food, fuck up my sleep schedule and resent me?
SquareDotCube: also we have other distractions
betweenmyself:
you wanna have kids, fine, just don’t call me selfish because *I* do not
lamina5432: honestly it's probably the best it's ever been
Mr_Horrible: neither wanting to have kids nor not wanting to is a moral imperative. Don't ascribe that to it, ever
Kaaosa: as a parent, i don't recommend it (i love my kids)
JessieImproved: Worst..ever? Bubonic plague anyone?
ghyllnox: Arguably it used to be much, much worse
frank_the_great: I was once a kid
drcthulu: Adam when he was blissfully unaware of microplastics
saucemaster5000: being an uncle does rule
bo_brinkman: Time to find more holes in Adam's knowledge of the world. Really really enjoyed the bits about Disney live action movies ...
Darleysam: @JessieImproved yeah it's kind of provably true that this is not the worst it's ever been
jacqui_lantern234: ive straight up told family "im not bringing more of your fucked up genetics into this world"
Mr_Horrible: "luv 2 die of Black Plague"
NotCainNorAbel: I do morn some of the friendships I lost because people had kids and they didn't feel like hanging out with non-kid people.
Omnipotrevor: They were literally eating each other back then
BrowneePointz: "Hi I'm genetically immune to the thing 80% of yall are gonna die from"
lamina5432: I'd love to have kids, Problem is I'm a hermit
Mr_Horrible: a rat got within 700 yards of me, it's so joever
itsaysTRUENO: this game is darker than reality. the scenario this game presents goes against a lot of human nature. people are good at working together, especially in an emergency.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a masters in history, this era is better
EvilBadman: It's not worse. We're just more aware of how shitty it is
Darleysam: genuinely, we have SO much more now than we ever had before
Thefluffiestguineapig: I take 8 medications a day
Kaaosa: people might have been dying of bubonic plague but at least they were poopin out humans at the "correct" rate
Muddy_Thunder: I mean, I'm black in America. I'm only 33 and my dad was born before we had rights in the US. It wasn't that long ago that things were worse
BrowneePointz: woah woah woah we ain't blamin rats
Darleysam: my ancestors: "what's 'joever'?"
saucemaster5000: my niece wanted to play "go to the doctor" and she lined up her stuffies, handed me a clipboard and said "there's a 3 hour wait give us your insurance info and I'm sorry your credit card is declined"
Strebenherz: Adam what
betweenmyself: still bad, but different bad
dolphgrim:
@mr_horrible are you Alberta? 
Nigouki: man remember the days when "being cancelled" was when your local lord just ordered you executed for no reason?
Kaaosa: you know me, pro-birth kaaosa
Mr_Horrible: @dolphgrim I don't have enough beef for that
rosesmcgee: The problem is we value human life too much nowadays.
Strebenherz: the one time i can't blame adam damn
ButButTheJesus:
@saucemaster5000 
saucemaster5000: I did think "being fired" meant they burned you alive as a kid
Mr_Horrible: "you coveted my wife!" "of course I did you dumbass, she posted a thirst trap!"
Kaaosa: i agree
Kaaosa: (imagine that in all caps)
Himyul: boats are only dumb on land
Natural_Ones_Only: New quote?
Mr_Horrible: the sea is not our domain
EvilBadman: Boats as a hole to throw money into the ocean
raulghoulia: adam doesn't like boats or let's see rectangles
rustywir3s: return to fishe become ungovernable
NotCainNorAbel: and yet you live on an island
itsaysTRUENO: "boats are dumb" -Adam. write that one down folks
Mr_Horrible: but if a friend offers me a time on their boat I won't say no
Kaaosa: the ocean is actually not cool
SnackPak_: the ocean rules
frank_the_great: Aren't you on an island?
Mr_Horrible: gotta be neighborly
Vonbane: alienate all sailors
Frankenstain: not a fan of the implication
satyropodobny: if men was vnot meant to boat why men buyoant
frank_the_great: How get on island
bramble_st: No international trade for you haha
Nigouki: ocean not cool, ocean cold and unforgiving
Mr_Horrible: boooooo
jacqui_lantern234:
oceans fascinating. adam's just smooth brain
hatboozeparty: The idea of the ocean is cool, the real ocean is scary af
saucemaster5000: pave the ocean
Natural_Ones_Only: Ben, don't you have thassalophobia?
frank_the_great: How get off island
BrowneePointz: I mean...bodies of water kind of ARE our domain. We have a bunch of adaptations to live near it
ghyllnox: The ocean is cool and it can stay where it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean the ocean is literally stinky because it is full of poop
Juliamon: The oceans are heating up and going to kill us
Mr_Horrible: Ocean's Eleven (Feet Tall)
Vonbane: ocean is cool but not a place for humans. we are land animals
SnackPak_: the transitive property of stinky
Kaaosa: there is nothing the ocean can provide that i cannot get from the land
Himyul: if we didn't have an ocean, where would we store our garbage patches?
MacbethSeemsSus: Adam blink twice if someone is forcing you into the ocean each day
rustywir3s: *sticks finger in ocean* oh this is bad smell this
Kaaosa: steam off all the seas and be DONE with it
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible pisses me off that soderburgh didn't count the oceans correctly
ContingentCat: Fish?
bo_brinkman: Is this a flashback? Didn't we kill that lady?
GasCityGaming: shrimps
jacqui_lantern234: water
josh___something: F
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fish
itsaysTRUENO: the ocean is your mother, take it back
Kaaosa: there's water under the land
josh___something: Fish
Vonbane: it rains
dolphgrim: Y'all ever seen a whale shark???
Strebenherz: doesn't the ocean provide like 50% of the world's oxygen or something
itira:
lamina5432: I like mountains
Juliamon: bo_brinkman yeah it's a flashback
hackingducks: what about tuna for your sushi?
neisan2112: But ocean water bad for us
gawag_: Fish are pretty tasty
Vonbane: rivers, lakes
satyropodobny: behold my crop of land sharks
Kaaosa: fish are literally fucking in your ocean water
Natural_Ones_Only: sky water?
frank_the_great: Water comes from mountains and aquafers
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 he's a prolific filmmaker but but math is not his strongsuit, and that's okay. I don't want him muscling in on my turf.
EvilBadman: @bo_brinkman We're playing Day 1 Seattle as Abby (yes)
BrowneePointz: I have!
Himyul: just the fins
Mr_Horrible: the water under the land is explicitly *not* stinky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically all water came from the sky
BrowneePointz: I've also had the nasty ass Hakarl from Iceland
SquareDotCube: isn't shark very slimy?
seeweda: you’ll live longer drinking stinky ground water than sea water
BrowneePointz: @Himyul oof
Natural_Ones_Only: @BrowneePointz eugh
itira: meeee tooo
EvilBadman: _Two toed Toe_
BrowneePointz: Alligator DOES taste like chicken but a LOT tougher
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too Adam
raulghoulia: my step mom says that fish is not meat
saucemaster5000: fuck filet mignon
SnackPak_: the fat is what tastes good
Mr_Horrible: can't do gristle
frank_the_great: I had kangaroo once, but it was in one of those slim jims that's 90% pig
Kaaosa: you are weirdos but not for that
Natural_Ones_Only: Has Adam tried wagyu?
ShaneLeeAtk: Mmm .. meat butter
TheMerricat: 'maybe'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman I'm so pumped for next episode
Nigouki: lean meat is weird
Mr_Horrible: I have a narrow throat that shit gets caught in there 100%
GasCityGaming: Dr Pepper baby!
Juliamon: I've had what I was told was shark, I have no way to verify though. It was in Brasil and the cook didn't speak English
JessieImproved: Beef fat is legit good
itsaysTRUENO: what that gristle do
Mr_Horrible: they have to hate *eating* it, but not the smell or prep of it
Juliamon: whatever it was, it was tasty
Octonomicon: Like pickles, or tomatoes
saucemaster5000: crusts rule
itsaysTRUENO: the pizza is the best part of pizza
rosesmcgee: Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
Karimsicle: hell yeah crust enjoyers
Himyul: you get them the thing they don't like for Valentine's day, then you get to eat it when they don't want it
ghyllnox: If you date a vegetarian you're probably not going to a lot of steakhouses
hackingducks: you gotta find someone who likes the center brownies so you can get the crunchy sides
Vonbane: depends on the crust
electric_claire: Somebody who wants to eat the crust is the dream.
raulghoulia: baptized? pizza crust>
Kramburger: My wife is anti-crust
Juliamon: Crust depends on the pizza style
The_Timo: Now that's a strong foundation
Kaaosa: i live with 3 crust non-eaters, but you cannot date them
The_Color_Twelve: do you eat the crust and are you baptized?
EvilBadman: D'ya eatza crust
lamina5432: secret tech you get their pizza crust
kimmibeans: I've definitely had bull (and maybe horse?) testicles
protojman: pizza express
bo_brinkman: On a bakery bread: Crust or middle? My family just peels off the crust. They call it "flensing" the bread.
BrowneePointz: AND! Pork is more versatile than Beef!
Mr_Horrible:
Other White Meat W 
Nigouki: pork most delicious animal
Mr_Horrible: Iowa stays winning
ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans how were they?
Natural_Ones_Only: Have you tried Venison?
SnackPak_: the important questions
Kaaosa: i keep trying to explain to my kids, who don't like crust, that there is crust underneath the entire thing but they won't give me the whole slice
ghyllnox: "Are you single"
BrowneePointz: FUCK YEA IOWA STAYS WINNIN! Oink Oink Baybee!
BrowneePointz: Wafers
itira: mini pizza!
rustywir3s: communion pizza would slap so hard
DMGlol: communion bread piza would be awful
saucemaster5000: "taste of my flesh, it is new york style"
Natural_Ones_Only: Lunchables of Christ
raulghoulia: when pizzas on a wafer
ghyllnox: They can be wafers, but not necessarily
Dog_of_Myth: Jesus mini pizzas for he has risen
kimmibeans: @ButButTheJesus not bad
rosesmcgee: Catholic church is italian. You know they thought of it
Mr_Horrible:
searching my emotes for "pig" is how I find out James has this unbelievably cursed shit
itsaysTRUENO: the blessed bagel bites
bramble_st: Tomato paste on top
Mr_Horrible: what the fuck is that man getting up to
lamina5432: thats already the same cardboard
Larkonus: Body is the bread, blood is the sauce, cheese is the... skin?
BOTGrant: Bagel Bites of the Savior
BrowneePointz: No no
itsaysTRUENO: new pope who dis
LosSpikey: Ewww holy cheese
BrowneePointz: the pope is CHICAGOAN
Vonbane: from chicago
Dog_of_Myth: And from Chicago
BrowneePointz: which is FUNNIER
rosesmcgee: Deep dish baby!
Thefluffiestguineapig: From Chicago
Natural_Ones_Only: deep dish
Kaaosa: the mets are going to heaven
AnjaZeta: Communion bread doesn't *have* to taste terrible
Thefluffiestguineapig: White Socks fan
Octonomicon: He's from Chicago too
kragmabutch: deep dish communion wafers babyyyy
ghyllnox: Wasn't Pizzaballi though
Kaaosa: wait no
Kaaosa: the cubs?
GasCityGaming:
Pop from Chicago, Deep Dish is the law now
itira: green relish and mustard!
hackingducks: well, he is from chicago... that seems about right
Kaaosa: i don't baseball
frank_the_great: God's peperoni 😋
saucemaster5000: chicago dogs for the win
Diabore: if i could only have 1 id have mustard over ketchup
lamina5432: ben the nuggets need ketchup
Dog_of_Myth: It's tavern style for real in Chicago
bo_brinkman:
I once purchased communion wafers online. They were stale. 
seeweda: Pope is from Chicago so Deep Dish Pizza be the new Italian main stay, lol
itira: gross
ButButTheJesus: #teamnocondiments
The_Timo: used to put kraft singles on my hot dog, poverty dinners lol
itira: its gross
raulghoulia: is the pregnant woman jumping 10 foot drops?
ContingentCat: it's just so much
EvilBadman: Glad Pierbattistta Pizzaballa didn't become pope. He would have had to change his name.
Natural_Ones_Only: My grandpa orders steak well done and with ketchup
The_Color_Twelve: Its so good
Dog_of_Myth: It's alot of food
itsaysTRUENO: deep dish is lasagna soup on bread
hackingducks: people don't like joy on a pate
Frankenstain: I like tavern style communion better
The_Color_Twelve: I love proper deep dish
frank_the_great: Imagine all the holy stuff you could throw into a calzone
BOTGrant: Margherita
Kaaosa: deep dish is very good, but if all you say is "let's order pizza" and deep dish shows up, i will no longer trust you to order
GasCityGaming: It's all pizza to me
infinity_225: deep dish pizza is pizza flavored lasagna
The_Timo: chocolate vanilla and strawberry
BrowneePointz: It's great. The ACTUAL Chicago Pizza (Tavern Style) is also good. and Detroit Style deep Dish
Dog_of_Myth: @Frankenstain Hell yeah
niccus: detroit style communion
Juliamon: The char is the good part
drcthulu: deep dish, there's more of the cheese and meat aka the good stuff
GasCityGaming: if it's that burnt they did it wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't like charcoal on pizza
The_Color_Twelve: Tavern style is across the whole midwest
Natural_Ones_Only: You can fold thick pizza if you aren't a coward
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming I agree
SnackPak_:
BrowneePointz: They dip you in a holy oil pan for baptisms
Dog_of_Myth:
Kaaosa: pizza should never be folded. we all know this
lamina5432: did serge tell you two about the "philli" style pizza
rosesmcgee: Love detroit style pizza
Darleysam: yeah the noise comes out the end of the gun, like the bullet
Kaaosa: it's okay that you don't know because i do
kimmibeans: @Kaaosa Hisses in NY
saucemaster5000: ngl, why have deep dish when you can have tomato soup in a bread bowl
BrowneePointz: Look, I'm not a huge NY style fan, but there's something special about walkin around with a big foldable slice
seeweda: folded pizza is just a calzone
SquareDotCube: right, the stupidest DIY silencer
itsaysTRUENO: @Kaaosa i folded pizza TO-DAY
satyropodobny: get that calzone denier
drcthulu: A calzone is a folded pizza
Vonbane: knife and fork with pizza?
Kaaosa: i do not fold a NY slice because i am grown
Kramburger: Pizza should never be folded? What's it like being objectivly wrong?
EvilBadman: If you didn't try to slices on each other as a sandwich during high school you never lived
foxherd3r: I'm from New Jersey and you fold pizza.
Kaaosa:
@Kramburger i wouldn't know 
frank_the_great: Hot take: pizza shouldn't be in big ass slices
JessieImproved: I am too small to fold pizza but I love a good foldable slice anyway
BrowneePointz: your throat still works after neck snap
hatboozeparty: Just post snap farts
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I can conceptually understand the appeal of deep dish, but I'd rather have some french onion soup
niccus: two slices one flipped in panini press
BrowneePointz: that was a cursed sentence I just typed
lamina5432: it's Sicilian but apparently a new place in town is calling it "philli"
Diabore: exhales air, a broken spinal collumn doesnt stop a release
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Same
itira:
@BrowneePointz it really was
Darleysam: hot take: pizza. It's mine now.
Mr_Horrible: narrow slices, presumably?
Mr_Horrible: IDK
saucemaster5000: pizza should be in squares like doors
ContingentCat: If it's wide enough to fold easily I just cut it again yeah
seeweda: can’t be folded, small slices, they guy is a Pizza Bagels lover
silenceaux: @Darleysam Aw man, it was still warm out of the oven....
josh___something: I prefer hot sharing
TomatoKigu:
Hot take, the best pizza in the world, is the one in front of you. 
frank_the_great: 1.5x the standard size is the upper limit
Kaaosa: i have never not finished a pizza and i probably never will
rustywir3s: rip
niccus: look we can all agree that the italians got it right: thin pizza, knife and fork
BrowneePointz: I don't enjoy Pizza like I used to. Just massive flavor burnout on it
ContingentCat: aww that sucks, kitchen staff change probably
Darleysam: @silenceaux Excellent
MrSarkhan: I found a local pizza place that does butter chicken pizza and that was so good. new favorite pizza for sure.
Juliamon: I've def gotten pickier about pizza over time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I agree, hence I need to go get my dinner out of the oven
hackingducks:
it's just gotten very very expensive 
Mr_Horrible: I eat pizza infrequently enough that it's still a nice treat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrSarkhan Oh that sounds amazing
kimmibeans: The weirdest thing was learning about sheet pizza when I was in college. It wasn't bad, but it unnerved me at first
Kaaosa: corn is still a hard no
foxherd3r: Altoona style pizza is an affront to god tho
itira: i love cucumber
gibbousm: I've been in my current place a year and I am still searching for the best pizza place nearby. Most places the first order is good, but subsequent orders are not great
Mr_Horrible: inviting Ben to high tea with some cucumber sandwiches
hackingducks: like, you used to get a nice pizza for $20, now you'd be lucky to get the same one for under $35... and that's... a lot for a pizza.
satyropodobny: mmm. yes. carbohydrates. much relatable fellow hooman.
BrowneePointz: Me and Raw Tomatoes or Goulash/Spaghetti
Kaaosa: @foxherd3r pennsylvania should not be allowed to invent food
bramble_st: Have you tried smoked salmon & marscapone on pizza? Bliss.
itira: cucumber is one of my favorites
EvilBadman: @hackingducks Find better pizza places lol
Vonbane: i had a plate of cucumber and pepper last night for a snack - with ranch dressing
InconsiderateHat: I like cucumber, but it ain't for hunger
frank_the_great: A local pizza place was bought out, but they kept the name, location, and branding. They wouldn't honor the gift card I got like a week before that, so I'm boycotting them forever
saucemaster5000: raw tomato is hot garbage
hackingducks: @EvilBadman error: none available.
GhostValv: always salt tomatoes
Kaaosa: anchovy is #1 and it's not even close
Dog_of_Myth: lasagna I can live without
GasCityGaming: can't do tomoatoes, the texture of the guys, nope!
Mr_Horrible: I've actually come around on tinned fish
Juliamon: Anchovies are just little saltbombs
BrowneePointz: my go-to is Pepperoni and Pineapple
NotCainNorAbel: Ben is spitting truth
saucemaster5000: anchovy rules
BrowneePointz: Pepperoni and Pineapple is SO much better than Ham
Mr_Horrible: which I think is even more an Old Flag than think prune juice is fine
rosesmcgee: Don't go crazy with the anchovy but it can be real good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bramble_st Mascarpone on pizza is already god tier
InconsiderateHat: I could see that. Might need added colour for visual appeal
paulthemapguy: Ben is actively defying every opinion I have ever heard about pizza
EvilBadman: @browneepointz True
Darleysam: jalapenos, pepperoni, and pineapple on bbq sauce
lamina5432: Not my type but enjoy
Mr_Horrible: Garfield loves Basagna and hates Crondays
paulthemapguy: but I do not deny what he is saying
frank_the_great: My mom makes lasagna with eggs and raisins
Kaaosa: i knew a kid who called meatballs meatbulbs
Kramburger: Bazzanga? The thing Sheldon says?
BrowneePointz: god me too
raulghoulia: Garf Kart 2 announced
BrowneePointz: an old school Country Style Buffet
Mr_Horrible: you know what'll cure that instantly? Going to an all-you-can-eat buffet
trebuchetboy: I was a waterlemon kid if that helps
Mr_Horrible: they SUCK ASS
lamina5432: I miss the soft serve from buffets
Mr_Horrible: EVERY TIME
bramble_st: @thefluffiestguineapig yesss. Add rocket after taking it out of the oven. Best.
JessieImproved: That has big Golden Corral energy
BrowneePointz: "I ate half a quart of mashed potatoes and Gravy. Help me plz"
BrowneePointz: Mr Horrible I will fight you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bramble_st Oh hell yeah
GasCityGaming: The Hat Buffet, it's great, my niece wanted it for her birthday so off we went!
paulthemapguy: There was a good few years in the pandini when I wouldnt step foot in a buffet
BrowneePointz: don't take my food dreams away from me
Kaaosa: i love all you can eat joints
SquareDotCube: cheap buffet is great, the food is dubious but it's great
GasCityGaming: my nephew had 4 different ice creams
Mr_Horrible: @lamina5432 the one redeeming factor is that they're the one place that has the grainy fairground soft-serve that I love
silenceaux: Last one I went to was an asian fusion place where you just constantly order on app and they bring out trays of stuff
Kaaosa: shut up streamer
itira:
saucemaster5000: to get high
BrowneePointz: $10 for all you can eat above average food? YES PLZ
kimmibeans: So, here's something mind blowing: My great aunt, and Italian immigrant, makes her chicken parmigiana with ranch
hackingducks: the all you can eat chinese place in my home town was a sticky floor joint and it was fantastic.
EvilBadman: Gotta find a casino near you. Those buffets are worth, most times.
SquareDotCube: How about chinese buffet?
Juliamon: I still don't touch open-serve food. Maybe if people were wearing masks, but they fuckin don't
Kaaosa: can someone pull these bozos offstage with a giant shepherd's crook already
paulthemapguy: After my friends helped me move I rewarded them for all their spent calories with a trip to the buffet
BrowneePointz: yes
SnackPak_: no
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks All you can eat chinese is a different kettle of fish, but now that I'm on immunosuppressive medications I am absolutely not doing that
Juliamon: Depends
Mr_Horrible: to be clear: I have extremely fond memories of a Chinese buffet place we had back in town when I was growing up, but in my jaded adulthood I do not trust a buffet place anymore
spo8n: tiny bit
SnackPak_: it has be be heated to be psychoactive
hackingducks: it's not super soluble, so, you'd need to eat a big ol' joint
kimmibeans: @Kaaosa You do know that you can just... not watch, right? Like, that's an option.
spo8n: it's not activated so it won't work well
varmintx0: yes, no, depends
Orxolon: have you ever been high?
cutaos: i looked it up when it became legal here, needs to bee cooked first
Juliamon: It depends on whether it's been smoked already
paulthemapguy: Ask us another question we got this lmao
spo8n: like 1/8 the normal amount
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BrowneePointz: it hits your bloodstream faster oxygenated ye
hackingducks: @Thefluffiestguineapig I too have an autoimmune disease and take DMARDs and I still would.
EvilBadman: Stomach would have to process the wrap then the actual weed
Kaaosa: @kimmibeans i've tried but every tuesday i wake up and here i am 😔
Seth_Erickson:
he's the goat 
Mr_Horrible: damn, my streamer's sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job Ben!!!!!!!!
itira: youre doing great Ben!
ButButTheJesus:
100 woooo congrats Ben!
josh___something: Let's go Benjamin!
JessieImproved: Smoking is not cool anymore!!!
bramble_st: Congrats Ben!!
TheDevil_Risen: good job Ben!
twistedsylvan: I also read that in edibles, the THC is processed into a more potent form in your liver, which is why the experience is difference
Juliamon: twistedsylvan True!
SquareDotCube: just get a ton of fidget toys
paulthemapguy: hell yeah Ben
josh___something: Let's goooooo
twistedsylvan: different*
Thefluffiestguineapig: HELL YEAH
Darleysam: Ben's got this one weird trick
ghyllnox: Good job!
Kaaosa: singlehandedly dismantling the tobacco industry
BusTed: that will be a test
paulthemapguy: Doctors hate him: Ben knows this one weird trick
Orxolon: can you please teach me the process?
Mr_Horrible: everyone that quits always misses it, no matter how far back it is, but they are the strongest motherfuckers alive
saucemaster5000: LMAO
josh___something: Adam XD
EvilBadman: If you think you want to smoke go to a buffet instead. Flawless.
ghyllnox:
frank_the_great: What happens in vegas stays in vegas, except for the clap
Mai_Andra:
Adam gave me permission! I'm going out for fries
Mr_Horrible: a huge portion of it is legitimately just getting distance and learning how to moderate
BrowneePointz: Also your body chemistry will make it different
josh___something: You gotta eat them like french fries, tho
satyropodobny: smoking is great when you are overstimulated at a party, but don't want to leave yet
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Nicole would absolutely stop being friends with you Adam 
BrowneePointz: Biochemistry is complicated as FUCK
raulghoulia: "You don't work here"
Darleysam: a gun
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz PREACH BROTHER
Mr_Horrible: like I know people that will basically have a cig on new years and that's it
ghyllnox: Damn that's amazing
Orxolon: oh we don't have those here,or if they are are toooo expensive
kimmibeans: New York has something similar. I think you have to call a number
paulthemapguy: organic chemistry is often a weed-out class because it's so difficuly
BrowneePointz: God she is YOKED
TheMerricat: In other words, if you live in Canada, great news. If you live in the US? Get fucked.
DaFhaye: Ayo
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Depends on the state, certain states in the US do have them
JessieImproved: @BrowneePointz I've been looking at the GUNS this whole time
Kaaosa: every grenade is a stun grenade if you hurl it at someone's forehead hard enough
DaFhaye: I love how he didn't see that
Mr_Horrible: @paulthemapguy have a few friends that have been through the OChem gauntlet, and yeah it takes heads
MWGNZ:
@Kaaosa 
twistedsylvan: on a related note, I learned a while ago that not every US State has the same anti-smoking ads as New York, and people are shocked at how graphic they are
saucemaster5000: BRIAN!
SnackPak_: o7 Brian
ButButTheJesus: JASON
hackingducks: @TheMerricat yeah it's highly variable on state. California has Kick It, which includes councilors who will help you quit
Nigouki: shot him right in the Brian
josh___something: You fuckin shot BRIAN
kimmibeans: @paulthemapguy Organic Chemistry II and Biochemistry are the only Cs I got in college (though, in my defense, I got hit by a car while taking Orgo II)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I have done the watered down version of O chem and it still sucked fucking ass.
DaFhaye: I also will always love how enemies somehow don't see your allys
frank_the_great: It's okay, I'm sure she won't try to get revenge
The_Timo: sounds like an expendable character to me
satyropodobny: he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Darleysam: someone whose kid's not making it to his 44th birthday
Mr_Horrible:
@paulthemapguy the irony is one of these same friends dipped out of my CS degree due to the workload and then passed OChem and I'm like "...bro you just didn't want to write code, it's fine"
Kaaosa: dude i was playing the spider-man remaster and they tried to have named npcs but the only voice line that ever triggers for me is "HE GOT JASON!"
Kaaosa: so apparently i've just been beating the brakes off the jason gang
betweenmyself:
that was not a stun grenade
DaFhaye: He only does half the work
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa no Jasons left in NYC
frank_the_great: Real grenades are also pretty stunning
Thefluffiestguineapig: He only does half measures
BrowneePointz: That's ONE way to get your back blown out
EvilBadman: I mean it did stun
saucemaster5000: it only blows up if you count to three
satyropodobny: are we the baddies? impossible, we have a DOG.
josh___something: I mean... It's a more permanent kind of stun
twistedsylvan: @saucemaster5000 but not four
hackingducks: are they about to do a Skyrim reference?
Mr_Horrible: "Jason Takes Manhattan"? Not on *my* watch
raulghoulia: Gary!
ButButTheJesus: JASON
satyropodobny: DONKEY
TheDevil_Risen: WILLLSOOONNN!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus SHAWN
raulghoulia: uh oh Mel's injured. I hope she makes it out of this okay
SquareDotCube: remember when the choice line for enemies in The Division was "they got Alex!"?
MWGNZ: techincally thats 3
BrowneePointz: I believe it's pronounced Ah-druh-lee-nay
Mr_Horrible: she's bleedin' for 2 now
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible daaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
lamina5432: an asshole is still an asshole
satyropodobny: they have a dog though
DaFhaye: Joel started it
Blakemcm: yea, they wont convince me after the first game lol. impossible task
rosesmcgee: everyone left on earth is a d-bag in this game
Mr_Horrible: congrats, Ben, you're 50% more perceptive than Neil
Thefluffiestguineapig: But Abby immediately said "you need to go consult the baby daddy" when the woman tried to come along"
DaFhaye: Revenge is always bad
Kaaosa: i'm always pro murder if i'm the main character
TheMerricat: I don't know that they are worried about making these folk 'good guys' as much as they are showing both sides. Cause... spoilers.
Nigouki: it's not the kill, it's HOW. Abby is a fucking psychopath to golfclub people regardless of what they've done.
BrowneePointz: Yep. One of the downsides of the story of this game
spurius: isnt that exactly what you are doing, forming a possie and going somewhere to kill somone?
EvilBadman: "Which flavor of revenge is ok?"
kimmibeans: I mean, Joel did it to save a life. Abby (and Ellie) only want to destroy another life
definenull: fit's shucked on both sides tbh
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: that's called "docking"
Dog_of_Myth:
Kaaosa: what is this metaphor and how do i stop it
ButButTheJesus: ew
Mr_Horrible: well, "sounding" more accurately
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emboar2235 That's a good owl!!!
Juliamon: discord links be like that unfortunately
frank_the_great: Who?
TheMerricat: @kimmibeans TBF, Joel didn't _have_ to clear the whole fucking hospital. He chose to do so because he felt that they'd come after him if he didn't. And look how that turned out.
emboar2235: it was from last week
Mr_Horrible: gotta get a tinyurl you trust
emboar2235: his name is pigwidgeon and he's a burrowing owl
frank_the_great: An auspicious amount
GasCityGaming: buddy of mine hit one while driving at night in highschool
saucemaster5000: If I saw an owl I'm calling the national guard
DaFhaye: Vengeance is always painted as a good thing when put in the perspective of the protag. But bad when it's anyone else
Mr_Horrible: I've made this joke already, I'm not gonna do it again, Streamer
Mr_Horrible: no freebies
Vonbane: Jareth
hackingducks: we have burrowing owls here. they're great
SquareDotCube: "dude you're in a owlery"
darkcyril: It was Jason's baby Brian.
raulghoulia: JenCon
Vonbane: she's still hot
BrowneePointz: I still do! She's GORGEOUS!
darkcyril: Same, Adam. Same.
saucemaster5000: "and baby said -- I like minecraft"
DaFhaye: I mean same
Omnipotrevor: I think literally everyone did
Orxolon: conelly!come on
gualdhar: everyone had a crush on Jennifer Connoly
ButButTheJesus: you and the rest of the world
hackingducks: she's married to vision.
Mr_Horrible: it's called a Hooters
BrowneePointz: She's married to Paul Bettany!?
EvilBadman: Lotta 80s/90s kids did
DaFhaye: I also had a crush on David Bowie in that movie. It was conflicting
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a raptor rescue for rehabing them
saucemaster5000: yeah connelly was def an early cruch
darkcyril: @EvilBadman Labyrinth and The Rocketeer.
Kaaosa: all these dudes getting their guns ready and abby just steals all their ammo??
hackingducks:
bettany. I forgot his name
Mr_Horrible: so her husband's dead
EvilBadman: @dafhaye Conflicted or Enlightened
Orxolon: 713
Mr_Horrible: is what you're telling me
Karimsicle: huehuehuehue
Juliamon: man, I wanna go back to the local-ish raptor rescue some time. I miss seeing cool birds.
Omnipotrevor: There are like, three different characters from Japanese games based on Jennifer Connely
Orxolon: imagine when they show you Earth 1
The_Timo: 8008135 is too far
Mr_Horrible: got his noggin cracked by thicc purple Josh Brolin
Larkonus: Where is this Earth? I need to know, for... research purposes.
saucemaster5000: it's isaac asimov
BusTed: isaac plees
hb8u: black country new road singer?
Mr_Horrible: make us hole, Isaac
The_Timo: It's her
lamina5432: psp
betweenmyself:
rip biblethump emote
DaFhaye: The Vita was a great system
Kaaosa: @Juliamon one of the best parts of the local ren faire is the falconry show they do - bunch of really cool raptors and vultures each time
Mr_Horrible: you're gonna have to be more specific, Ben
frank_the_great: Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill
lamina5432: now is it a vita?
Orxolon: Isaac was the one binded?
The_Timo: Same level probably lol
Mr_Horrible: also girl get a 2nd track
Mr_Horrible: jesus
raulghoulia: that sentence and that line reading did not go together
hb8u: oh man now i wanna play hotline miami
BusTed: I miss Brian
Natural_Ones_Only: We killed a lot of them, be more specific
Morrigan9: hotline miami soundtrack
saucemaster5000: "oh hey abbey! really hoping I don';t get stabbed in the neck" -- char development
Orxolon: casul
darkcyril: @BusTed Abby didn't.
definenull: Abby: "skill issue"
Mr_Horrible: brother you failed that museum jump 3 times
Mr_Horrible: you ain't got room
Saintnex: how are they maintaining game consoles or the spare electricity to run it??
Orxolon: hahaaha
EvilBadman: She's the only Gamer in 2033 or whatever year this is
rosesmcgee: I can't suspend my disbelief with this game
satyropodobny: is color illegal in this camp
betweenmyself: to be fair these folk probably don’t get a lot of tome to “git gud” what with the zombie apocalypse
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's too zen
Mr_Horrible: I can't get through
niccus: someone's going to find ben's steam deck in the postapocalypse and be so disappointed
saucemaster5000: Reel em in
ButButTheJesus: adam noooo
Mr_Horrible: my streamer remains ignorant but it's okay
Orxolon: foe the devs gamers died with the zombies XD
Mr_Horrible: I pat his head and tell him he's doing great
Thefluffiestguineapig: They would need the internet to connect them, right?
saucemaster5000: damn. when was the last time I got a head pat?
Orxolon: BRIAN NO!
Blakemcm: her dad dies 1000 bench presses ago
betweenmyself:
don’t trust Nora! she’ll snitch ya out as soon as someone whacks here head with a pipe several times
saucemaster5000: true
Diabore: her dad died at the end of 1, this is after she played golf with joels skull
MacbethSeemsSus: This is Seattle the same time as Ellie's there
Goombill: This is the same time Ellie was just leavin
spo8n: her dad got shot in the "kneecap"
thatguysteve2709: After Joel death before ellie
TheDevil_Risen: yeah this is after joel shot her dad at the facility when he broke Ellie out
satyropodobny:
@Blakemcm
lamina5432: this seems right before ellie shows up
definenull: oh that's bleak
LathosTiran: so much tech on that ponytail/backpack interaction
seeweda: that’s why gamers are so against console requiring an internet connection,they still want to game in the apocalypse
Kaaosa: danny no
saucemaster5000: check to see if the body has pringles in their pants!
hackingducks: rip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depending on the trimester while she might not go out on missions exercising is now considered better according to some studies for pregnant women
Mr_Horrible: damn it's "guy I do not recall"
Kaaosa: they just said his name was danny
Juliamon: Danny gets up, "lol j/k just thought you needed to lighten up"
satyropodobny: danny had a name damn it
EvilBadman: This is also concurrent to Tommy going buckwild
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon "just a prank, bro!"
lamina5432: did they go rouge ?
Kaaosa: if someone ever describes me as a "big boy" when saying not to come help me, do not listen to them
seeweda: she won’t be discreet
NotCainNorAbel: paper pusher
saucemaster5000: isaac like marsha brady
Mr_Horrible:
he looks like a dumpy engineer with an offworld gf
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have no confirmation but my guess is CW
raulghoulia: say it aint so
BrowneePointz: But then he'd look just like Buddy Holly!
Dreamlettuce: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet.
betweenmyself:
<—— Isaac, head motha fucka in charge
BrowneePointz: and we'd be Mary Tyler Moore!
mulligan2six: Abby is no Mary Tyler Moore
DaFhaye: Isaac survived the Necromorphs so he has that
ButButTheJesus: woo haven't heard that one in a while
BrowneePointz: @mulligan2six *finger guns*
saucemaster5000: let's play twilight imperium!
frank_the_great: Weezer would not survive the zombie apocalypse
TheDevil_Risen: Balatro
definenull: "my deck's a 7"
hackingducks: Isaac "Whizzo" Cuomo?
seeweda: Isaac is Denzel from Training Day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sabaac
Mr_Horrible: there's no lorcana in this timeline, Ben
SquareDotCube: go fish
BrowneePointz: Slaps?
satyropodobny: Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill
gawag_: i like how random enemies get names but these two are just "woman" and "man"
TheMerricat: I think you'll be impressed by Isaac. He's got a famous VA.
BrowneePointz: God I haven't played Slapjack in like....23 years
MacbethSeemsSus: Apocalypse Go Fish
TheDevil_Risen: i sware its a bracket 1
Mr_Horrible: "Interrogation Room"
ActualFactual: I'm here to join the chat wars on the side of the haters.
frank_the_great: Glad that they're humanizing Abby w/ the torture chamber
saucemaster5000: maybe settle for an interrogation corner
Kaaosa: @ActualFactual welcome to the fight - here's your gun and your other gun
rosesmcgee: Imagine imprisoning people with no due process... ha ha ... laughable... ha
ghyllnox: Just make sure there's a drain in the floor
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would rather have a kink room
thatguysteve2709: This seems more militaristic group over Joel's town
Mr_Horrible: love to enhance my interrogation
DaFhaye: And answer them correctly
frank_the_great: An interrogation room, but they can be let out if they solve some puzzles
ActualFactual: @Kaaosa o7
Kaaosa: if you hold both guns at the same time you become an american citizen
darkcyril: Adam "Just Asking Questions" Savidan
raulghoulia: sun dappled interrogation nook
Morrigan9: will you call your subject Chat for teh session?
MacbethSeemsSus: Interrogation Awning
rosesmcgee: Hairy or dirty?
saucemaster5000: can put a one way mirror between two parts of your apartment
hackingducks: it's just a bathroom where the whole room is a wetroom. drain in the center. tub overflows and it's no big deal
TheMerricat: This is Jeffery Wright.
Nigouki: oh good, the kind of guy the chisels genitals
TheDevil_Risen: Issac about to greyjoy that dude
Diabore: hating hate
Saintnex: yup, these folks are still definitely the bad guys
Omnipotrevor: You have to. It generates more responses
ActualFactual: Hating things is a time honoured tradition that I am here to uphold.
Mr_Horrible: he's at least got a nice sweater
saucemaster5000: that sure looks like an isaac sweater
BrowneePointz: SOrry I was distracted by Abby's Biceps
Kaaosa: you can't, actually
Kaaosa: sorry
ActualFactual: Ben I am not mad at you. I would tell you if I was mad.
saucemaster5000: the caveman came out of the cave and said "fuck the sun"
raulghoulia: says the man that hates rectangles
Mr_Horrible: the capacity to be A Hater is important, but it is imperative that you be very selective about where you use it
TheMerricat: It's Jeffrey Wright he's got to demand respect.
thatguysteve2709: Your opinion can just be ehh
Omnipotrevor: He waddles
kragmabutch: you gotta choose when to be a hater so you don't burn yourself out
Juliamon: he got that swagger
TheDevil_Risen: Swagger
frank_the_great: Isaac in the show is played by the guy from Westworld, and he's great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or he's exhausted
betweenmyself: got a Pringles can in them pants
EvilBadman: One of two characters played by the same person in game and show
saucemaster5000: he got that isaac walk. It's SO isaac
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "That Plato guy had it figured out, it sucks ass out here"
satyropodobny: @raulghoulia rectangles are cheating okay hexagon is the bestagon
definenull: so much for being discreet, abby
frank_the_great: fair
Mr_Horrible: *chat makes a callback to Adam's joke* Adam: "Where did you learn that language???"
infinity_225: is Jeffrey Wright the voice actor for Isaac?
saucemaster5000: you gonna finish that apple bud?
Mr_Horrible: "fresh"
Mr_Horrible: one of those is probably Granny Smith
raulghoulia: some of those look like pears
BrowneePointz: Something Something People in Power and Privilege something something eat an Apple
frank_the_great: Let the man enjoy his fruit
InconsiderateHat: Apples are pretty doable
Larkonus: I wonder how often they check the food for the fungus.
Juliamon: maybe it's actually wax fruit
DaFhaye: apples suck
Saintnex: it’s impossible to take any part of this section seriously regarding the apocalypse lol
darkcyril: @infinity_225 Yup.
Mr_Horrible: love some apple slices
rosesmcgee: Apple for lunch every day
Omnipotrevor: Try spreading peanut butter on an apple slice
saucemaster5000: pears are apples for adults
DaFhaye: Banana everyday
bramble_st: Fruit = sign of power and influence
ActualFactual: how can apples be bad when appl bottoms exist?
Omthebox: Some say you can even make pie from apples
NotCainNorAbel: good apples are goated, bad apples can fuck off
frank_the_great: Never disagreed more w/ Adam
BrowneePointz: Apples hit a very satisfying mechanical bite need for me
hackingducks: nothing beats a fresh bosc pear. they're fantastic.
gawag_: granny smiths are goated and im tired of people hating on them
kragmabutch: gotta slice your applies
MrSarkhan: Same
BrowneePointz: nah I need a big ass satisfying crunch
saucemaster5000: we need to mash them for pee paw
kragmabutch: its like chips but fruit
rosesmcgee: It'll get there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe need to go see a dentist?
SquareDotCube: is it the skin?
Saintnex:
it’s okay gramps
Juliamon: the first chomp is good, and then I cut up the rest
satyropodobny: apple bunnies are peak
ButButTheJesus: dammit now I want apple
hackingducks: i have veneers so I can't bite into an apple. don't want to risk that bill.
Azralorne: No no I do that too!!
DaFhaye: Okay yes I agree with that one. Slices feel better than just biting into
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also enjoy slicing up apples
frank_the_great: Eating an apple with a knife is so badass. You're like the guy from Burn Notice
paulthemapguy: Benny wants his appy slices
emboar2235: how do you slice them up? with a knife or with the weird tool that is used for pears
lamina5432: I'm with ben on the slicing part
Azralorne: Sliced apples are the best kind of apples lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've enjoyed that since 5th grade
niccus: smaller apples that aren't waxed are better, but it's still more skin per flesh
mulligan2six: In 5 years, it will be apple sauce and 7pm bedtime
seeweda: it is Seattle I assume apple and pear trees are fairly common, like Orange and Lemons in warmer climates
Mr_Horrible: that makes you a hag now, Ben
BrowneePointz: did they just hit us with a flashback IN a flashback?
BrowneePointz: Neil...
saucemaster5000: punk died in 19diggety two
betweenmyself: gotta carry a big foldin knife and eat the slices straight off the blade, that’ll keep people from making fun of you… except Adam
Saintnex: oh good lord, another flashback?
paulthemapguy: This scene brought to you by Washington Apples TM
definenull: damn they're jumping all over the timelines
raulghoulia: half an Abby ago
SUEDEDED: hi LRR guys
DaFhaye: God that would be a dumb way to die
Omnipotrevor: You can't flashback in a flashback. That's illegal
BrowneePointz: I mean Owen DOES have a super punchable face
saucemaster5000: I want a partner who disrespects my boundaries. High five?
NotCainNorAbel: 7?
Omthebox: Push him
satyropodobny: abby so smol
josh___something: You have NAMES?!
MacbethSeemsSus: When are you getting promoted to LRR #6?
Mr_Horrible: Owen the view does not differ from sitting on the edge of the ca
BrowneePointz: She broke into the Zoo and equipped some Pythons
Mr_Horrible: *car, even
Mr_Horrible: curse this r key
Natural_Ones_Only: She had a Tragic Backstory:tm: happen
Omnipotrevor: "there can be only one"
saucemaster5000: why muder number 12 to become 6?
frank_the_great: He knows the game
redpandrake: I appreciate the clarity in "when"
DaFhaye: Kill the king become the king
Larkonus: So what blood sport is used to determine LRR ascension?
BrowneePointz: Welp you're staying 7 your whole life. Cuz that man has some Mr Magoo ass survival luck
satyropodobny: klingons rules
Dog_of_Myth: yes
Seth_Erickson: the numbers Mason
saucemaster5000: one piece -- baroque works
Diabore: yeah the headbands
Mr_Horrible: now that's a blast from the past
spo8n: do you become #5 if you absorb his power too?
hackingducks: or the Jet Li movie "the one"
lamina5432: it’s bleach
frank_the_great: No More Heroes?
BrowneePointz: fucking ow
definenull: what an a-hole
BrowneePointz: the water isn't deep enough!
silenceaux: I'm so glad he broke both of his legs for that joke
DaFhaye: That's lethal
Mr_Horrible: it's puget sound, it's deep enough
MacbethSeemsSus: They're dead
Saintnex: also he def
NotCainNorAbel: That is a big fall; you need to be train for that kind of a jump
emboar2235: do a flip!
thatguysteve2709: Remaster
seeweda: if that’s all it took Adam would of done in James long ago
The_Timo: Adam, Ripple expert
raulghoulia: that was adam's card name on Firday Nights
Mr_Horrible: "Finish the fight"
BrowneePointz: so adam is a JoJo got it
Dog_of_Myth:
frank_the_great: Wet backpacks sounds awful
DiscordianTokkan: "my paheeeenus"
Juliamon: his model's floating a little too high there
josh___something: Can we kill Owen right here and now?
Mr_Horrible: a smart man will not show off his weiner in ice cold water
saucemaster5000: TRUE
Morrigan9: are they floating really high?
saucemaster5000: these two have never been more right
GasCityGaming: HARD agree
Juliamon: Morrigan9 deffo
BrowneePointz: wow first time I've violently disagreed with yall.
DaFhaye: Better than Salt and vinegar
Omthebox: Isn't All Dressed your fuckin chip
GasCityGaming: sweet chilli heat doritos
josh___something: No
hackingducks: nah.
The_Timo: Why bbq when all dressed is an option
niccus: barbecue is all dressed with smoke
spo8n: tell us of the magic of all dressed!
Seth_Erickson:
barbecue is a perfectly acceptable flavor 
Larkonus: I'm SO glad I'm not the only one who thinks that BBQ chips suck.
MacbethSeemsSus: I sent you my pringles can please respond
rosesmcgee: All dressed is like watered down barbecue
hackingducks: if the US had all dressed I'd try it.
saucemaster5000: pizza pringle still the best tho
Mr_Horrible: canadian propaganda? On *my* stream?
slamaham: tariffs bro. we don’t have dressed up
BrowneePointz: Nah Lay's Southern Sweet Heat BBQ freaking SLAP
MrSarkhan: I wish we could get all dressed regularly in my area.
Juliamon: One exception: honey bbq
protojman: I’ve been less into bbq flavoring lately
seeweda: I think ranch is the worst. I don’t want a chip that tastes like dip.
varmintx0: I do not have strong feelings about bbq chips.
frank_the_great: S-tier: Salt & Vinegar, Sour cream and Onion
paulthemapguy: BBQ chips are B-tier
saucemaster5000: we have ketchup chips now
Mr_Horrible: I found "beer can chicken" pringles at the store today and morbid curiosity got the better of me
GasCityGaming: y'all try those hot ones pringles? VERY spicy but excellent!
ghyllnox: We might suck but not because of our chips
DaFhaye: Ew. Ketchup worst condiment
josh___something: Get better BBQ flavoring
emboar2235: honey bbq is my current fav
saucemaster5000: salt and vinegar are a sometimes chip
Darleysam: balsamic and sea salt is top tier
raulghoulia: we commissioned a study. it determined it is your fault America sucks
Mr_Horrible: your tongue has gone into shock
BrowneePointz: If you offer me Salt and Vinegar chips I will karate chop the bag out of your hand. worst
ButButTheJesus: vinegar ewwww
paulthemapguy: BBQ chips are good but Lays are mediocre
Omthebox: That's what I like about it.
Omthebox: I want to kill my tounge
Seth_Erickson: my favorite conversations are always the ones that become the things you like suck
niccus: that's why you eat salt&vinegar chips with a sandwich
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz Exactly
NotCainNorAbel: Look at the big brain on Owen
Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox "eating Salt & Vinegar just to not feel anything"
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh hey this is where we shoot them right?
Nigouki: wow, Owen is so smart on top of being an asshole
jokcourtz: Love catching the livestreams! also i will eat salt n vinegar til my mouth bleeds!
betweenmyself:
baked low sodium for the win… I enjoy bland
rosesmcgee: Sounds like the american education system is proceeding apace
saucemaster5000: fish tanks are submarines for fish
frank_the_great: PARNETS
BrowneePointz: Oh man now I want Kettle Cooked Cracked Black Pepper & Sea Salt chips
Mr_Horrible: 007: Tounge Agent
Seth_Erickson: I dare you to say anything about chocolate online without someone saying american chocolate sucks
BrowneePointz: yep
Omthebox:
Brother my username is a minor spelling error, you think that's going to bother me 
Nigouki: yes
definenull: yep
BrowneePointz: Particles are closer Ben
letsbelgo: Thats a hard word to spell as a dyslexic
MacbethSeemsSus: That's why whales work
Nigouki: sound travels faster depending on density
ButButTheJesus: wait I didn't know that either!
silenceaux: Yes, because it's a denser medium to transfer the vibration.
spurius: thas how sonar work
saucemaster5000: bullshit travels the same in air apparently
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself legit I love a Lightly Salted tho. Potato enjoyers rise up
EvilBadman: That's how the Catfish in South of Midnight heard about you
Seth_Erickson: yes sound travels through liquids and metals far easier than air
GasCityGaming: ridged chips and French Onion dip anyone?
hackingducks: otterly adorbs
Juliamon: Never wondered why traffic noise was louder after rain?
Mr_Horrible: he's no Minmo, but he'll do
DaFhaye: I just realized all of those animals died in the tanks and now I'm sad
silenceaux: You're not quite a medium. More of a dense.
Kramburger: "Look at this little Otter!" Me, watching Let's Nope
shendaras: Not even June yet.
josh___something: His name was bub
jokcourtz: They have wasabi steak chips at the shop near me.. S++
Kaaosa: i like that you keep trying to walk into him and he has to jump out of the way
BrowneePointz: it's not about size
Kaaosa: but he never comments on it
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josh___something: Isn't he too jacked to be an otter?
BrowneePointz: Ben would probably count as a Bear, you'd still be close to Otter or Gym Bunny
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MacbethSeemsSus: This part of the game's putting me to sleep.
jokcourtz: he's country strong
Natural_Ones_Only: Versus Future Abby
seeweda: Abby was born after the Apocalypse she’s never seen an Aquarium before
drcthulu: you can also be a gym rat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming Hell yes, that's absolutely my jam
BrowneePointz: Gym rat is more straight term @drcthulu
DaFhaye: I wish. People at my gym talk to much
Mr_Horrible: at the very least every time I've heard it it's in a different context
Kaaosa: do you think a real child drew that
BrowneePointz: No that's Chewbacca in a Wig
Mr_Horrible: look, kids don't know how to draw faces
frank_the_great: UNEXCEPTABLE
BusTed: young chewbacca's emo phase
BrowneePointz: 100% Chewbacca in a Wig
drcthulu: UNACCEPTABLE!!!
MWGNZ: cant draw faces club
SquareDotCube:
Omthebox: Draw a face for us Adam
seeweda: the guy looks like the dog in human form
RunicScribe: Can you draw faces
Kidror: Let's see your attempt Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is how they learn
saucemaster5000: chewsussybacca
EvilBadman: She got that nut
JessieImproved: I haven't ever seen a kid draw teeth like that
ButButTheJesus: "wurrrrgh"
mulligan2six: Yung Baka is a really lame rap name.
BrowneePointz: Adam is actually kinda pretty good at drawing
DaFhaye: uuuuuuh
Omthebox: Uh oh
DaFhaye: uuuuuuuuuh
Omthebox: Lets not
lamina5432: Ben
ghizmou: showing cat and dogs?
TheDevil_Risen: uhhhh
infinity_225: ummmmm
Natural_Ones_Only: ADAM NO
Dog_of_Myth: uuuuuuh
TheDevil_Risen: Ben!
DaFhaye: Nah we can pass
rosesmcgee: It's Seattle, not Tijuana
seeweda: Ben they’re not in Tijuana
SquareDotCube: we'll tell you when you're older
Mr_Horrible: let's leave some mystery in the world
seeweda: lol roses beat me to it
mulligan2six: Quick, teach him about more live action Disney movies
hackingducks: oh wow...
rosesmcgee: Hell yeah, back to the pringles can
Mr_Horrible: Adam you're an adult you know how to use the internet
frank_the_great: Oh my sweet summer child
Vonbane: clerks 2
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RayFK: Let's NOPE! It's educational whether you want it or not.
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EvilBadman: Yeah no one refers to it as an animal show
saucemaster5000: and the donkey gets pets?
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
Mr_Horrible: Clerks 2: One Clerk Too Many
JessieImproved: Hear me out...there can be two meanings to animal show
BrowneePointz: I'd say not his first Rodeo but that seems bad in this context
DaFhaye: @saucemaster5000 So and petting means
Mr_Horrible: okay but I can be discerning about my learning
BrowneePointz: Thanks Millennial Socrates
raulghoulia: the last time this show was educational they streamed the Blues Clues game
Mr_Horrible: uhhh uhhh uhhh rusted shut don't worry about it
betweenmyself:
she was showing off her nascent muscles
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BrowneePointz: Socrates: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. Adam: If you stop learning the Grind Stops. These are the same picture
niccus: i think this pre-dates internet by a while
Natural_Ones_Only: The Serge of Lets Nope
saucemaster5000: that thing has my seal of approval
Dog_of_Myth:
Darleysam: that's Pringles, the seal
Thefluffiestguineapig: You thought the baby was a dick?
Mr_Horrible: having just come back with a bag of chips, yes I can say that was not my first thought
Mr_Horrible: skill diff
EvilBadman: You gonna get a kiss from a rose tonight
Juliamon: I thought it was a leg, like it was that carrot
thatguysteve2709: Who feeds the fish
Mr_Horrible: lightly salted tims
Nigouki: game plz, you're really not gonna get sympathy for these people
Mr_Horrible: they were on sale
betweenmyself:
lightly salted for the win!
DaFhaye: Sun chips
BrowneePointz: I like Ruffled on their own sometime cuz of the mouthfeel
SquareDotCube: I'm with Adam on that
Mr_Horrible:
lightly salted timberlands, yes
EvilBadman: Tim's are a kettle cooked brand maybe one based?
EvilBadman: Pnw*
Mr_Horrible: ^
Kaaosa: bean dip is pretty DECE
raulghoulia: what about FunDip?
mulligan2six: @Mr_Horrible Must be a little chewy
DaFhaye: The only chips I really like is Terra chips
Omthebox: Hint of lime raw is p good
SquareDotCube: ranch? meh
BrowneePointz: Man Adam if I could send yall AE Chip dip I would. Their stuff is SO good
Mr_Horrible: they say "cascade style" so I'm assuming PNW @EvilBadman
DaFhaye: A Ho for the sauce
Juliamon: I like Hardbites myself
frank_the_great: And yet a ketchup denier
saucemaster5000: ben gonna teach adam about condiment shows next
bbblehh: i absolutely agree adam hint of lime raw is the way
Darleysam: I get sweet chilli houmous for dipping tortilla chips in. It's so good
darkcyril: Wet Ones changed Ben.
frank_the_great: Like pizza and Mac & Cheese
Natural_Ones_Only: Sour Cream?
lamina5432: ketchup goes on most everything
drcthulu: except Franks hotsauce, that can go on anything
ActualFactual: Man putting mayo on his sandwich "I'm a condiments slut"
GasCityGaming: A few companies are making flavoured pretzel bits now, they're great!
tehcrashxor: You don't use every condiment? What's that Canadian "All Dressed" flavor then if it isn't everything?
DaFhaye: A saucy slut has multiple meanings
Mr_Horrible: "When will my lime return from war?"
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Lime Adam, Mt Dew released a Summer Pop that's Mandarin Orange/Lime Baja Blast and it's SO freaking good
Juliamon: Automod is begging yall to stop saying slut
Kaaosa: how wet we talkin
Omthebox: Multiple Mayos?
LosSpikey: Miss Vickies Lime and Black pepper slaps
RayFK: I don't know if I want your wet sandwich
ButButTheJesus: ew
frank_the_great: I will not stand for mayo slander, mayo is goated
Natural_Ones_Only: Roast Beef?
RayFK: Just a ham and cheese in a puddle
itira: wet, not soggy, theres a difference
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben bragging about his wet sandwich
BrowneePointz: bad Mayo is REAL bad
SnackPak_: mayo is just food lube
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Adam
BrowneePointz: Good Mayo is amazing
Omthebox: Mayo is a moderation food
saucemaster5000: people overmayo, but mayo is fine
Mr_Horrible: a light spritzing of a spicy mayo, that's my jam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Miracle Whip is hell
SquareDotCube: where do you put thousand island as a dip?
betweenmyself: Ben prefers his sandwiches 65% liquid condiment by volume
DaFhaye: Wet sandwich sounds cursed
ActualFactual: He's saucmaxxing, he's dressing pilled
Natural_Ones_Only: Thicc Tang?
darkcyril: Oh, curry mustard is a BANGER
Omnipotrevor: There is no situation where mayo could not be substituted for something better, to me
saucemaster5000: I do really fucking love all mustard
EvilBadman: Little bit of mayo unless it's like a flavored one
ContingentCat: Hot mustard is so good
DragaFireHawk: I had a friend in high school that put mayo in between every layer on her sandwich, it was awful
definenull: time to get the hose?
Kaaosa: we got some curry ketchup at the polish market and that has brought me around on some applications of ketchup
BrowneePointz: I'm not huge on Mayo but I still use it for Grilled Cheese over Butter
drcthulu: he's lost in the sauce
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy Mayo as a lubricant in BLTs but in moderation with good tomatoes and great bacon
Vonbane:
Mr. Mustard
Omthebox: I found some spicy mustard doritos, they're okay
Dog_of_Myth: My store just started to carry Kewpie Mayo
josh___something: Thicc tang is a cursed creation and should never be mentioned in polite conversation again
tehcrashxor: Stone Ground Mustard best mustard
LathosTiran: sandwich salad
Omthebox: 😬
MrSarkhan: True!
saucemaster5000: if you spread you go on bread
rosesmcgee: I'm a creamy horseradish enjoyer
GasCityGaming: patte in a banh mi (sp?)
SquareDotCube: but what about ham/chicken salad
mulligan2six: Mayo in a squirt bottle?
Kaaosa: @saucemaster5000 but if you squirt, on meat can't hurt
BrowneePointz: I do if I want an even distribution on a bun
Mr_Horrible: spreading ketchup on my whole wheat toast in the morning
LathosTiran: i spread ketchup in top of a meatloaf
Omthebox: Get the ketchup knife
josh___something: You gotta spread it on the buns, is what I'k hearing
Juliamon: picturing a knife dipped in a bottle of Heinz
ContingentCat: Oh god lol why did spreading ketchup bother me
BrowneePointz: I legit will spread ketchup on Burger/Bratwurst Patty buns
BrowneePointz: I'm a 4 baby
rosesmcgee: Send it to hell
saucemaster5000: depends on the bread
Mazrae: My brothers when they were younger they would put ketchup on ham and American cheese sandwich
BrowneePointz: it should be dark brown
SnackPak_: a kiss of toast
Omthebox: if its not a little burnt put it back
BrowneePointz: I need some CRONCH
DaFhaye: Now hold on. Cranberry sauce goes in the middle of a turkey sandwich
silenceaux: I swear most toasters anything more than 3 and it's just solid char
Seth_Erickson: it should be light brown imo
GasCityGaming: my dad would toast a cinnamon raisin bagel then put raspberry jam and a kraft single slice on it\
BrowneePointz: @Omthebox *high five*
ContingentCat: 7/10 I want it almost burnt for the crunch
Kaaosa: i want the toast to fight back a little
rosesmcgee: You should see my bagels. Charred
Seth_Erickson: medium brown is also acceptable
itira: eeeeeeeew
saucemaster5000: oh right adam's grandparents are dickensian paupers
Mr_Horrible: it can have a *little* spring to it still but it can't be much
ActualFactual: With a side of cigarettes?
definenull: no thanks, i don't want charcoal for breakfast
Orxolon: *insert "but why? meme here*
DragaFireHawk: I prefer lightly browned toast, just barely getting golden
Seth_Erickson: that sounds so gross to me a non coffee enjoyer
BrowneePointz: No ben. You're a slighty ginger person
BrowneePointz:
Mr_Horrible: okay but how brown for morning coffee, Ben?
saucemaster5000: what's the best jam?
itira: agree
protojman: i wanna hear that scrape scrape scrape
saucemaster5000: fair enough
Seth_Erickson: rasperry though I do really like a jalapeno jam
DaFhaye: strawberry
MacbethSeemsSus: Cherry jam
BusTed: ok paddington
hackingducks: apricot's great
GasCityGaming: strawberry
Kaaosa: who is aiding these marmals
Thefluffiestguineapig: Best jam is always homemade
DragaFireHawk: What about grape?
raulghoulia: Adam is an enemy of Paddington
rosesmcgee: raspberry goated, blackberry also very good
mulligan2six: @MacbethSeemsSus The correct answer
SnackPak_: apricot is goat
tehcrashxor: Mango Habenero Jam!
ContingentCat: Strawberry, no seeds to get between my teeth
BrowneePointz: Sorry but I love a high quality old fashioned Grape jam/jelly
DaFhaye: @tehcrashxor Yo that is extremely good
itira:
Darth_Litigious: Rhubarb jelly is where it's at.
ButButTheJesus: grahams a good bear
saucemaster5000: I also like apple butter
darkcyril: Where do you sit on apple?
ContingentCat: Graham does have that vibe
Seth_Erickson: @tehcrashxor my kind of people
LathosTiran: 2/2 parents
Mr_Horrible: do you call him Paddingmetricton up there?
GasCityGaming: Was there always an Apple Jelly, or did it go away?
itira: that got me pretty good
satyropodobny: rasberry is not even a real berry
LathosTiran: apple butter
BrowneePointz: Apple Jelly and Jam is fine, but Apple BUTTER? That shit is AMAZING
Omthebox: Thats a visual joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Correct
Mr_Horrible: my audience isn't up to my level, forsooth
Mr_Horrible:
itira: gottem
BrowneePointz: god I wish I could go to the Iowa STate Fair and pick up some good ass Apple Butter
josh___something: Damn...
Omthebox: Smoked Jam?
ContingentCat: He's not wrong
Mr_Horrible: my genius will be appreciated after my death
Seth_Erickson: that's all america is
ActualFactual: Damn, suddenly raspberries are turning to ash in my mouth because they were not categorized properly.
rosesmcgee: Free entry
josh___something: It's called visual interest
Natural_Ones_Only: Yeah they showed you Seattle
Mr_Horrible: Seattle Tourism Board actually funded Naughty Dog
Darleysam: making use of their asset packs
Vonbane: Chuck E Cheese?
Kaaosa: isn't that arcade closed now
Kramburger: "I'm a game dev and this is deep"
BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible Paddingtonne Bear. Fixed it for you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Halloween store right?
raulghoulia: you fought a guy in one in the last game
Vonbane: and vape stores
Mr_Horrible: "Here's all the atrocities we did"
Saintnex:
Because the lazer tag place is inexplicably still opened Ben
Omnipotrevor: @Thefluffiestguineapig Each game has had it's own Halloween store, even
betweenmyself: it’s the juxtaposition of normally crowded areas being bereft of human activity… aka spoooooky
DaFhaye: Why would you get on the ladder like that!!! Everything is rusted
BrowneePointz: Gettysburg is HUMBLING
Omthebox: We got a great dino museum here
niccus: game developers just want to make museums and people keep forcing them to add gameplay
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz maybe for you. I'd win
a_god_selfmade: would love to see a michigan maritime museum in something like this
Thefluffiestguineapig: That ladder should require a tetanus booster
betweenmyself: @saintnex that one Blockbuster is still open in the zombie apocalypse
Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lionfish are invasive
saucemaster5000: we have both a pinball museum and an ice cream museum here, checkmate rest of the planet
BrowneePointz: Idk, I just saw those fields/hills and was like..an incredible amount of people died here @Mr_Horrible
Lissicchiu:
Здравствуйте 
mulligan2six: That's propaganda from Big Fish Tank to get you to buy more tanks
tehcrashxor: Small towns have museums too. Sparta, Wisconsin has a Bicycle and Space museum. No, the combination doesn't make sense.
DaFhaye: Lame pokemon
NotCainNorAbel: I live near the mustard museum.
Natural_Ones_Only: We did get an animal show
Omthebox: And then the floor breaks
BrowneePointz: well you see Adam after the apocaylpse the US became like a Spirit Halloween but Museums
itira: ickyy
saucemaster5000: Uh... uh... it's a secret
SnackPak_: booo!
josh___something: Not round enough to be spheal, go next
Mr_Horrible: @tehcrashxor "sponsored by E.T."
Juliamon: Lissicchiu Hello! English-only here please
frank_the_great: Seals get me so hot and bothered too
emboar2235: gotta keep the seal entertained if you know what i mean
ContingentCat: Happy almost Pride lol
Kramburger: Dad?
NightValien28: I mean he could use a shower
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz For me the idea of that was deeply entrenched in my brain for a long time.
Juliamon: do you think she has jacked arms out of spite of being nicknamed Abs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?????
Vonbane: damn, chill out and smash already
hackingducks: @Juliamon i dunno, do we ever get to see her abs for comparison?
itira:
@Juliamon
definenull: nominative determism?
DaFhaye: Actually yeah this room would smell awful
Vonbane: i'm sure she has like 2 minutes to spare
hackingducks: maybe she's just swol in general
Saintnex: Its times like this that really make me think the devs really just wanted to write a teen romance drama
Thefluffiestguineapig: You're disgusted by romance and him and immediately bring up revenge and are mad he won't go back with you?
Nigouki: Owen finally makes correct decision. Seals >>> Psychotic Revenge
Thefluffiestguineapig: He showed you a special place for him
Mr_Horrible: okay now you're just being sullen, Owen
satyropodobny: she dumped him because he was not serioys about his GAINS
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Agreed
saucemaster5000: usually gets me out of the date
BrowneePointz: I just pictured Owen making those pitiful baby seal noises after getting dumped
MacbethSeemsSus: I can't believe she didn't want to have sex in a cold dank aquarium
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "less farther out than you think"
definenull: "I have a main story quest I need to complete"
BrowneePointz: "Sorry I can't date you Owen" "egggpf!"
Kaaosa: @BrowneePointz male night elf crying dot wav
ContingentCat: Lol looking for a man with an extra finger?
frank_the_great: You have to defeat my seven deadly exes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically for me it would be true, I have a vendetta against the disease Multiple Sclerosis
DaFhaye: hahaha
BrowneePointz: Seal just goes "Mine's bigger"
Kramburger: ADAM
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: ew
LathosTiran: IAN!
Mr_Horrible: "LIKE A KISS FROM A ROSE-"
saucemaster5000: the seal flop
josh___something: Adam
rosesmcgee: Just go watch 50 First Dates
Larkonus: And the seal tries to high five one of them afterward.
NotCainNorAbel: pringles can rolls across the frame
frank_the_great: #8!
adept_nekomancer: So you're saying it wouldn't be a seal of approval.
DaFhaye: Seal of approval
Kramburger: That doesn't make it better
itira: Ben. Wall of dicks
Omthebox: Its not tame. its on the average
Thefluffiestguineapig: Seal dicks are actually tiny because they fight
Natural_Ones_Only: Ronald McDick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clown dicks
GasCityGaming: Callback time! Hey Adam, why do seals have flat weiners?
SnackPak_: just taking a shot in the mouth from a seal
satyropodobny:
and the seal just goes: 
Mr_Horrible:
Kaaosa: how often do you bring it up at parties
Omthebox: Not because it was funny
Dog_of_Myth: Check the tapes
ThirdGames: Wait. How does that drawer work when it clips into the sink???
josh___something:
ActualFactual: Nothing gets by Adam
arkilyd: That drawer should have been there
BrowneePointz: do you remember? The 21st night of Let'sNopetember?
ContingentCat: Cut to the tape
DaFhaye: It's true
The_Color_Twelve: it was on the highlight reel
Kaaosa: adam remembers every time he mentions an animal penis
saucemaster5000: sitting at the party, waiting for someone to bring up seals "c'mon.... c'mon....."
itira: Ben likely reacted like "YAHAHA thats good!"
SnackPak_: Graham is god?
tehcrashxor: Graham is god, confirmed
Karimsicle: Does god pay good benefits?
GasCityGaming: Apr 9 2019
josh___something: Does that mean Graham is God?
Mr_Horrible: uh oh
DaFhaye: I'm scared
butt_ghost: @GasCityGaming damn good pull
Vonbane: uh Adam has knowledge
definenull: isn't education great
BusTed:
rosesmcgee: The man needs to stop learning things
josh___something: Oh no, it's a show and tell
GasCityGaming: I clipped it originally
RelwinEJ: I wanna see him pop a wheelie across the shot
ContingentCat: Oh he learned my dad's trick
Mr_Horrible: damn, receipts
betweenmyself:
BrowneePointz: IS THAT A GOD DAMN OTAMATONE!?
Mr_Horrible: ohhh an otomatone(?)
ButButTheJesus: ohh right adam
Darleysam: @ContingentCat daaaaamn
Juliamon: yes
Aceviru: OMG
SnackPak_: good joke streamer
satyropodobny:
Aceviru: I just cackled
itira:
BusTed: got the receipts
DaFhaye: You laughed
Mr_Horrible: your ass? Gotten
BrowneePointz: IT'S A KIRBY OTAMATONE!!
betweenmyself: nice
ContingentCat: A laugh is a laugh
DaFhaye: We got fucking receipts up in here
BusTed: Showcase mode
josh___something: Oh no
definenull: musical break!
Mr_Horrible: sorry Ben I'm chalking that one up for Adam
silenceaux: So remember how we were talking about Gen Z being afraid of other people making reels / tik toks of them
SnackPak_: \m/
josh___something: Has adam found the Joy of Music
rosesmcgee: This is the show now, still kinda nope
JinaMahavira:
The_Timo: Caillou
butt_ghost: CAILLOU
BusTed:
itira: hahahaha
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible:
josh___something: Out
MacbethSeemsSus: Now Wonderwall
ContingentCat: Noooooo
Omthebox:
DaFhaye: Hey that's good!
Darleysam:
Larkonus:
Dog_of_Myth:
underhill33:
butt_ghost: Welcome to the highlight reel\
LathosTiran: JAMES
Nigouki: god damnit
redpandrake:
raulghoulia: missed his calling
BrowneePointz: We need a Ben and Adam Trombone Champ stream
josh___something: Where's the spray bottle
MWGNZ:
betweenmyself:
satyropodobny:
saucemaster5000: we have caillou at home
definenull: that needs to be Jame's sub/raid alert
Kaaosa: where is that guy with the damn shepherd's crook ffs
varmintx0: Somewhere, James is getting sprayed.
Mr_Horrible: who *WOULDN'T* get depressed saying Caillou's name?
protojman: sounded like the grumpy snail
MacbethSeemsSus: Now can you play it on Cheech?
BrowneePointz: You can do vibrato by opening and closing the mouth really fast
DaFhaye: Hey that's awesome tho
itira: thats so good
butt_ghost: pannelists???
josh___something: Now kiss the Otomatone for doing a good job
Kaaosa: @BrowneePointz works with people, too
DaFhaye: That is a good skill to have
Darleysam: same sound
DragaFireHawk:
betweenmyself:
DaFhaye: He did it
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: Caillou eating a frowny biscuit for breakfast
MacbethSeemsSus: FYI Cheech is supposed to go in a Desert Bus box haha
BrowneePointz: @Kaaosa technically that's closer to the Doppler effect than vibrato which requires mechanical movement of the throat
Mr_Horrible: I could see that in Airplane, yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
DaFhaye: Fuck I'm crying
josh___something:
LathosTiran: we were on the case
butt_ghost: ayooo
josh___something: Yeah bud?
itira: *raises eyebrows*
Mr_Horrible: if you just asked, nicely, Ben, I'm sure
saucemaster5000: they ARE making a new naked gun movie
Omthebox: EEEEeeeeeeee
Mr_Horrible: you're good friends
ContingentCat: Oh cheech
RelwinEJ: Crouton no!
itira: hahaha
darkcyril: BRIAN!
Dog_of_Myth: hahhha
DragaFireHawk:
The fade out, I'm done 
josh___something:
Mr_Horrible: the doppler chuck is pretty good
Larkonus:
That fucking sound as it flew
ButButTheJesus:
adept_nekomancer: yeet *distant honk*
Omthebox: I love this stream.
Mr_Horrible: every time you shoot someone it plays the "THEY GOT JASON!" from the spider-man remaster
Thefluffiestguineapig: I knew someone that made a flogger out of those
josh___something: This stream is the best
Mr_Horrible: okay papa gascan calm down
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
Kaaosa: i tolerate this stream
Mr_Horrible: you're never hitting PC
Omthebox: shit he's onto me
Omthebox: Scarper
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The_Color_Twelve:
BusTed:
📦 
Mr_Horrible: do not fight the truck, Abby
BrowneePointz: I'm Chatmander Sheppard and this is the Okayest Stream on the Lrrtadel
BrowneePointz: Wha Habba!
josh___something: Speaking of Laura Bailey, I need to watch that new Daggerheart session 0 they did...
Mr_Horrible: that's what I was asking 2 hours ago
ghyllnox: Quick break?
itira: did you need to do the break thing
DMGlol: well you vibed for like an hour
raulghoulia: oh no
BrowneePointz: @josh___something the session zero? she wasn't on it
GasCityGaming: catches her chin on a beam and teeth go into her brain
Mr_Horrible: shoulda seen that one coming tbh
betweenmyself:
if only Abby could jump using her massive arms
josh___something: Wait wuh? @browneepointz
Mr_Horrible: that cider's got me in its grasp
BrowneePointz: Says the Warhammer player
DMGlol: its not even a good nerd hobby
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Mr_Horrible: Ben "I played Pokemon fan games" Ulmer
SnackPak_: no way, stamps are cool
drcthulu: my roommate is a stamp and coin collector
The_Color_Twelve: not a fan of philatelists
Lobo_Apache: Warhammer plays you?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lobo_Apache I would posit GW plays you
ZippoTricksMcEdgelord: You don't play Warhammer, because it's a way of life, not a game?
frank_the_great: Oh yeah, there are zombies
BrowneePointz: only if they're fruiting
satyropodobny: could be worse, could be playing yu gi oh
Mr_Horrible: not necessarily
betweenmyself: numismatism > philatelism
hb8u: not really
BrowneePointz: mushrooms have to have a fruiting body to be in sporing season
Lobo_Apache: @Thefluffiestguineapig They certainly play with my heart and pocketbook
The_Timo: mushrooms don't constantly emit spores
adept_nekomancer: Spores that play by zombie rules
Nigouki: the whole spore stuff makes no damn sense
Karimsicle: too much zombie science ruins the fantasy
MacbethSeemsSus: She currently has plot armor
Omthebox: I too, constantly emit spores.
LathosTiran: all humans have plot masks
BrowneePointz: When you get to the spores sections you can usually see clickers/corpses with massive fruiting bodies
NotCainNorAbel: <waves_hand> don't worry about; go back to feeling bad for Abs
darkcyril: Spores travel through water five times faster than through air.
BrowneePointz: which means the Mushrooms are trying to reproduce
niccus: it needs to cause an apocalypse but not human extinction, and work backwards from there
Saintnex: The zombies in this game is really just background noise in this game for the characters to have something to do between trying to kill each other
Thefluffiestguineapig: The art is interesting, I assume we are going to learn more about the scars
The_Color_Twelve: She hasn't learned that moral lesson yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably
MacbethSeemsSus: They're BBQ chip enjoyers
betweenmyself: the Scars will get a bit more screen time in the future
Kaaosa: the scars don't bring their carts back to the cart corral at the grocery store
Omthebox: "Stealth Kills" Shoots with gun
BrowneePointz: Good Album
Mr_Horrible: they eat the whole bag of Salt & Vinegar
Natural_Ones_Only: Why would you ever put your bodies near the mouth of a zombie
Karimsicle: All Dressed gang rise up
Kaaosa: i just did
Kaaosa: you dolt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible In the car without asking first
satyropodobny: they eat cheesecake without raisins
Omthebox: Cart return
adept_nekomancer: cart cage
DMGlol: I have a bag of barbecue lays sitting in my desk at work for like 6 months now because I can't bring myself to eat them
kimmibeans: I'm honestly still so confused as to how there are still so many freaking zombie all these years after the outbreeak
LathosTiran: the cart farm upstate?
BusTed: A cart-hole
Kaaosa: i'm from the southwest brother
MacbethSeemsSus: Cart Jail
gawag_: its very western-coded
Mr_Horrible: the Cart Return? The Ghibli movie?
The_Color_Twelve: oo fancy. Its a cart hole
GasCityGaming: bigger carts for your carts
Aceviru: Casters and carts
Kaaosa: we get two days off of school for rodeo
raulghoulia: who's job is it to clean the camera when there's blood splatter on it?
Kaaosa: it's a corral
kimmibeans: Then again, I'm also confused as to how it spread so quickly
rosesmcgee: Cart holding pen
kimmibeans: I need to stop thinking too hard about this game
Dog_of_Myth:
ContingentCat: Lol niice
itira:
silenceaux: Okay the second time though
Mr_Horrible: you have to say it different the 2nd time, Ben
Kaaosa: ben, go ahead
Seth_Erickson: is you got off
The_Color_Twelve: I can believe that
TheDevil_Risen: ADAM
definenull: this story is done
rosesmcgee: I wish I went to that school
LathosTiran: hunting opener was a holkiday
Omthebox: Bens school frequently got off
satyropodobny: GOTEM
Mr_Horrible: you're a professional, act like it
n3ther: ya you did
SnackPak_: yes Benjamin
TheDevil_Risen: got em
silenceaux: Wow, getting off so frequently
ContingentCat: My school stopped letting us get off for sports
BusTed: I don't know why the second one got me so bad
The_Color_Twelve:
ActualFactual: He's trying to say he got off all the time, what's the big deal?
itira: im sorry... what?
Seth_Erickson: slurp slurp you said
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans No idea how there are so many new ones, but for the clickers they are older. Apparently there is something that I am unsure if it is a spoiler or not
frank_the_great: Canada isn't real I swear
drcthulu: he got off to maple syrup
Omthebox: I got a day off school when a building exploded down town.
Kaaosa: getting into business
Seth_Erickson: you got off?
Mr_Horrible: he was getting teen pregnant
itira: OH
Kaaosa: a young entrepreneur
frank_the_great: That is a place of learning!
SnackPak_:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Preganananant?
Omthebox: Rolls off the tongue
RelwinEJ: You'll get pregnant and you'll die
ContingentCat: Hey he didn't say anything about vagina
Dog_of_Myth:
Kaaosa: no preguntas
adept_nekomancer: condidn't
kimmibeans: Didn't you get banned from a Dairy Queen?
LathosTiran: hands up, who was in the AV club o/
betweenmyself:
Ben Ulmer in his youth, impressing his Saskatchewan peers with his soaking skills
lamina5432: you condunkin it
Darleysam: Responsible kid. Responsible for everything
Mr_Horrible: Con-do or Don't Come
Mr_Horrible: fuckin' all the ice cream cakes
The_Color_Twelve: don't com-do what conny don't does
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
GreyThey: You did say you're a fan of condom-ents
frank_the_great: Ben flipped the cup over and the flurry fell out, which is a bannable offence
paulthemapguy: Ben is from SK too? I have been missing out on the lore
kimmibeans: My school did not have an AV or video club, but we did have a Shakespeare club
ContingentCat: I was in the GSA much more fun
saucemaster5000: being a theater kid, it's true. We rutting like rabbits
betweenmyself: whoopsie dooodles, my bad
paulthemapguy: ok so I was right, that's what I get for listening to chat
ShaneLeeAtk: I was the de facto technical director for my high school theatre
Mr_Horrible: Bert and Skatch, the most ratchet muppets you've ever seen
Saintnex:
god willing
mulligan2six: 2-1
The_Color_Twelve: up 2-1 in the 3rd
MacbethSeemsSus: *monkey paw closes*
GasCityGaming: 2-1 oil
Dog_of_Myth: Up 2-1
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Unless you were one of the autistic theater kids like me who were weird about touch
tehcrashxor: The Stanley Cup fad is still going?
paulthemapguy: Alberta Oilers < Alboita Erlers
Mr_Horrible:
he's playing support, Adam, his impact on the lane is limited
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or you went to an all girls Catholic school. We were just weird.
GasCityGaming: he's 32
josh___something:
Why raise them up when you can get carried by a better team
LathosTiran: pocket brick, you failed us
Mr_Horrible: "It sounded like someone threw something from over here!"
Mr_Horrible:
ActualFactual: Support's job is to win lane, what are we even doing here?
hackingducks: just be faker
GasCityGaming: ME playing Rocket Racoon
Mr_Horrible: it's true, those roles do exist to enable toxic shitheads that the game needs in order to survive
josh___something: God, Marvel Rivals and the support spiral...ughhhh
raulghoulia: my life changed the day I learned that I scaled infinitely
rosesmcgee: Fun too
DaFhaye: Both are a thing
saucemaster5000: this is definitely a take of the kid in the outfield playing with a fake buster sword
Seth_Erickson: just you wait till we're playing 2v2 Adam
Mr_Horrible: yeah, sure, pal
ActualFactual: it's easy and fun to blame my team mates and I'm gonna keep doing it.
Omthebox: I find it really hard to blame my teammates because of my self depreciative nature
Mr_Horrible: "Honest Kens" and all that
DaFhaye: You can be held behind by teammates. But you can also do better
Kaaosa: i find it really easy to blame my teammates because i only play 1v1 games
frank_the_great: I blame the controller b/c machines don't have emotions
TheDevil_Risen:
ActualFactual: actually you're right, I should only be blaming Ben
ActualFactual: rest of my team is goated
betweenmyself: I suck, but my teammates are straight hotdog water
BrowneePointz: it's league of tanks rn in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad way
Kaaosa: ben always pushing his lane
Seth_Erickson: certainly sometimes I am the common denominator but on occasion it is my teammates that's something that can't be always wrong
otakubox0: Heroes of the Storm is getting updates again!
Mr_Horrible:
ironically it'll take longer to find a match than it did to install
definenull: HotS is back from the dead?
RelwinEJ: It's back from the grave?
Mr_Horrible: (it's not actually that bad)
Kaaosa: ben we should play star wars battlefront 2
Mr_Horrible: and also HotS still rules
Omthebox: God, Monster Train 2 is so good
n3ther: monster train 2 is very addicting
Mr_Horrible: most fun casual moba
Kaaosa: idk
n3ther: been playing it all day
niccus: oh dota updated and clockwerk eats chainmails now. his winrate has never been worse
Omthebox: There are so many classes! I love it
BrowneePointz: I mean BF2 IS pretty darn good
n3ther: even in my sleep
n3ther:
saucemaster5000: if it's so good why is there no monster train 3
The_Color_Twelve: deadlock is my current moba interest
Mr_Horrible: I don't snitch to Graham when you don't start the game for 45 minutes Adam
BusTed: It is pretty funny
n3ther: the clockwerk change is so meme
Seth_Erickson: I'm very excited for Elden Ring Nightreign on Thursday 👀
raulghoulia: temba his arms wide
Kaaosa: i heard battlefront 2 recently topped its previous concurrent player record despite not being updated in like 5 years
SquareDotCube: how bullish
The_Color_Twelve: amen, Ben
BusTed: He eats items to gain permanent armor
DaFhaye: Now I have to look up Monster Train. But I'm also scared to google Monster train
Mr_Horrible: @niccus incredibly funny sentence
definenull: im so out of the loop of dota changes now
josh___something: I know all of those words individually
adept_nekomancer: Are we playing Zelda? So much destroyed pottery.
BrowneePointz: Chainmail is the Dota version of Thornmail but better
ghyllnox: "Why do you guys even play a game"
Mr_Horrible: "I need you to stretch this Naughty Dog slop for 5 more weeks"
DaFhaye: But you could
rosesmcgee: Need? No. Want? Also no
josh___something: So what's the start of this stream then?
TomatoKigu: ngl Id love that podcast
Seth_Erickson: Sometimes I just like to listen to these two white dudes yappin though
hackingducks: well, they could cut the first 30 minutes and just publish that as the podcast...
ActualFactual: but Adam I am parasocially connecting with you rn
Kidror: Then one you needs to transition, don't be a coward
raulghoulia: hard disagree, yall are entertaining as fuck
BrowneePointz: err is that bladed armor...
Aceviru: Yeah but the rest of them are assholes. You guys are goated
paulthemapguy: we need more good white dudes yapping to drown out the lame white dudes yapping
silenceaux: Okay but what if the white dudes were actually good at it. Buck the trend, be the change the world needs.
betweenmyself: the Ben and Adam (Adam and Ben?) Podcast that opens each episode with 40 minutes of gaming
ghyllnox: Yeah you're not stuck here for 3 hours without something else to do
Mr_Horrible:
me, becoming parasocial in real time
Mr_Horrible: if *I'm* welcome anyone is, Ben
Seth_Erickson: I've joined on occasion and I don't even play fighting games Ben
saucemaster5000: mostly we just play duck game these days
rosesmcgee: All are welcome!
Seth_Erickson: but I definitely hesitate for the same reason
DaFhaye: No one there cares
ActualFactual: You know when you were hanging out with your friends in the basement and then someone's dad pokes their head in the room to check on you?
DaFhaye: Hey that's our glue
saucemaster5000: I guarantee you no one in there cares
definenull: yeah i've fallen off the sf6 grind, i need to hop back on and derust
TheDevil_Risen: everyone is welcome
josh___something:
I'm allowed in there, everyone is welcome 
n3ther: it's the fomo feeling
Mr_Horrible: dude just pop in and play duck game
DaFhaye: @saucemaster5000 Honestly one of the chillest discords I'm in
Omthebox: :V wak
LathosTiran: quack
hackingducks: yeah me too.
saucemaster5000: they are playing duck game rn I think
Mr_Horrible: the devs didn't make duck game and save it from CN for you to NOT play it, bro
paulthemapguy: I would be okay with weekly duck game streams
josh___something: Ambiguous Quacksup
Mr_Horrible: role pings, yeah
Omthebox: Thankfully we have gremlins in Seachats
Kaaosa: if you ping them they will come
itira:
rosesmcgee: The scars or seachats is the cult?
josh___something:
Seachats is a cult?
ghizmou: you missed us uh
lamina5432: I've been enjoying seachats general
Omthebox:
@josh___something By definition? No
n3ther: I wonder if parasocial was a good or bad word to be invented
Saintnex: Abby's a dingus
Kaaosa: not just reading them, but taking them so their wishes can't be granted
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like pulling prayers out of the Wailing Wall
Kaaosa: i am
BrowneePointz: respectful and reasonably well adjusted?
Kaaosa: wait what
Mr_Horrible: it's a good word to be invented, and then it got its meaning obliterated by Online, like many words
DaFhaye: Treat person like a person
ghyllnox: This brain be spicy
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy meeting people and just not being an ass
Kaaosa: oh yeah it's rough out there
Kramburger: "I am normal and can be trusted"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox same, high scovil brain
niccus: normal antarctic researcher
n3ther: as long as people are being respectful, online acquaintances are nice to have
ActualFactual: Ben is the proud owner of a zero percent parse in FF14
betweenmyself: BELT!
Saintnex: wut?
Omthebox: More belt = more gun
GasCityGaming: Long gun holster, sixty dollars Adam
n3ther: more gun KKona
ButButTheJesus: small gun fall right out
Mr_Horrible: we love Fire in Red II
Mr_Horrible:
MacbethSeemsSus: Wark wark!
twistedsylvan: Fighting game question for Adam - if I'm messing around with emulators for the SNES and Dreamcast, what FGs would be good to try?
Mr_Horrible: local player has never touched a caster
DaFhaye: Okay but if you join my 13 key and crash it.......It was probably actually my fault
Mr_Horrible: I'm okay at it
BrowneePointz: I was pretty darn good at Reaper and Viper
Scy_Anide: I'm dying in FF14 now!
Mr_Horrible: got an 80 on our last m5s reclear
The_Timo: Weapon Lord lol
Mr_Horrible: isn't Dreamcast also Soul Edge?
saucemaster5000: try fightcade for sure
Kaaosa: nothing will cure impostor syndrome like seeing a random smattering of the population doing it
Mr_Horrible: or was that like a PS1 game?
twistedsylvan: Oh sweet, I'll have to try that out! Thank you!
darkcyril: Brian lives!
Kaaosa: the brianslayer
Saintnex: BRIAN
josh___something: Time to shoot another Brian
ButButTheJesus: JASON
twistedsylvan: I'll have to see if I can get Fightcade on Android
paulthemapguy: because zombies be all like "Brians...."
Omthebox: What class were you playing in this Raid Ben?
Juliamon: The Last of Brian
rosesmcgee: For every one you cut down. two shall arise
Mr_Horrible: suffer not a brian to live
DaFhaye: No wonder society collapsed with this many Brians
Kaaosa: doom: the lost brians
rosesmcgee: The Brydra
bramble_st: No more brians until further notice
Saintnex: Blessed be the fallen BRIAN
MacbethSeemsSus: The Brian population is getting too high so it's open season
saucemaster5000: @twistedsylvan if you check adam's discord, there's some pinned stuff under "throwback thursday" to set up fightcade and other simulators. not sure about android.
Kaaosa: powerstone is goated
bo_brinkman: I miss PowerStone
BrowneePointz: CVS2? was that on Dreamcast?
BrowneePointz: or is that Saturn
adept_nekomancer: It says "No Brians", we're allowed to have one.
Kaaosa: mvc2 on dreamcast was solid
Dog_of_Myth: The new capcom fighting game collection has powerstone and CVS2
twistedsylvan: I didn't realize there was so much discrepancy with ports
BrowneePointz: Oh that's Hero Clix
tehcrashxor: Nice game table there
betweenmyself: sometimes ya gotta slum it up with the terrible fighters; I’m talkin Clay Fighter, Ballz 3D, etc
paulthemapguy: it's dubious but it do be us.
ghyllnox: HOW are those on the hangers
hackingducks: that do be us. dubious.
twistedsylvan: Thank you all! I have fightcade on PC already, but I haven't messed with it much. Maybe it's time lol, and I can see if it's an option on my phone + controller too
Mr_Horrible:
Saintnex: oh heck Ben shot Ben
ghyllnox: Ben!
SquareDotCube: Bad arcade ports is partially why the crash of 1984 happened
josh___something: Fuck, we killed a Ben
BrowneePointz: why does this music sound like Mortal Kombat Character Select music
DaFhaye: If I get hit with a brick like that I'm done. I quit
BrowneePointz: Speaking of Googly Eyes did you ever see Everything Everywhere All at Once Adam?
Mr_Horrible: literal Three Stooges bit
betweenmyself:
Kaaosa: everyone's a grizzled apocalypse survivor until a large stone contacts their skull
BrowneePointz: That Movie. SLAPS
saucemaster5000: A friend covered all my stuff in my apartment with ladybug stickers. that shit was ANNOYING
BrowneePointz: like an actual 10/10
GasCityGaming: 2-1 oil with 5 minutes left
BrowneePointz: As a Chicago Cubs fan....yea
GasCityGaming: I live in MEdicine Hat, gonna watch the city flip from Flames to Oil if it happens
cardbross: sometimes you gotta root for a team to just beat the allegations
BrowneePointz: most of my life man....most of my life...
Mr_Horrible: need them to be the Willple Leafs
Kaaosa: what about the phoenix coyotes
Lobo_Apache: As someone who's name use to be Dallas, hard same
Saintnex: Abby makes so much noise crawling lol
DaFhaye: I really wish one of them was really bad at whistling
saucemaster5000: I have a baseless hatred of the Utah Jazz
Mr_Horrible: "Get down and start crawling right now" not that kind of stream, Adam
Mr_Horrible: that's for the orange site
DaFhaye: Just hear one person just give the shittiest whistle
Mr_Horrible: I'll explain when you're older
josh___something: The Hub?
Kaaosa: corn hub
Saintnex:
@Mr_Horrible right? At least treat me to dinner first
saucemaster5000: TRUE
Mr_Horrible: close, but different
Seth_Erickson: I live and utah and know nothing about the utah jazz
Saintnex: hehehe
Lobo_Apache: Quality assured as shit
betweenmyself: hey, QA Steve did his best, okay?
adept_nekomancer: Bad is a level of quality.
LathosTiran:
#HireFans
Mr_Horrible: considering how QA is always the first department nixed, it's becoming a more salient question
Hallontagg: yo playing that atm >D
seeweda: crazy it had that bug and still won game of the year, rigged
The_Color_Twelve: you played medianXL
saucemaster5000: I reinstalled the link to the past randomizer -- best mod ever made
Mr_Horrible: the Top Dog, as it were
Mr_Horrible: the gallows in 2 is so fucking cool
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 Hell yeah brother
BrowneePointz: eh first I'd have to find it interesting
Mr_Horrible: it's not launching for like another year-ish
Kramburger: Say it, Ben
rosesmcgee: The campaign is not done so the game is not done
GasCityGaming: 40 then you get 40 of in game currency
definenull: im waiting for poe2 f2p and my mtx to transfer over
Mr_Horrible: it's 30 for EA, it'll be free on launch
darkcyril: @saucemaster5000 the advent of randomizers has breathed such new life into the speedrun communities, it's absolutely wild.
The_Color_Twelve: poe2 is free once it launches
MWGNZ: 51nzd for poe2
The_Color_Twelve: for better or worse
Omthebox: I got poe2 for free. And there was definitely no reason for it
DaFhaye: You mean like Ark
hackingducks: star citizen?
BrowneePointz: WB can fuck anything up
Mr_Horrible: this was definitely planned. Like, they need a playerbase to be able to actually test shit
GasCityGaming: i have 1500 hours into POE1 so gladly dropped 60 on some stash tabs and stuff. 40 I will ABSOLUTELY pay
BrowneePointz: Look at what they just did to MK1
Seth_Erickson: lots of games do early access wrong, but lots of other games do it great
MacbethSeemsSus: Counterpoint: Tarkov
saucemaster5000: multiversus was a wild mess. they WANTED that shit to die
The_Color_Twelve: I do hate that they default bound the microtransaction shop to M instead of M being map
Seth_Erickson: just look at both Darkest Dungeons
lamina5432: playing an alpha right now and it's an experience
Mr_Horrible: Early Access is like nuclear power. It can be used for good or evil
betweenmyself: Steam staring to crack down on abandoned Early Access games, so that’s progress
GasCityGaming: glad POE 2 had EA cause it's needed some balancing, so much better even now than release.
DaFhaye: I think the game has to have some sort of proof of concept first
Saintnex: That Star Citizen inexplicably still exists is real odd to me
Aceviru: We used to have Demos
Lobo_Apache: @MacbethSeemsSus The game that's spent over 10 years in development and will still release broken
LathosTiran: another thing UBI would solve
gawag_: i think that risk increases when games go viral, which can be a problem for smaller devs anyways
seeweda: what’s the big MMO in development where it’s like $150 for 2 years of early access?
GasCityGaming: POE 2 has done EA right
Darleysam: Demos actively shrink your audience though
ActualFactual: games industry is so messed up on the cost/funding end that they do all this annoying crap trying to milk money out of people, or get money early, and etc. etc.
darkcyril: QA testers that will pay *us* at that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think for me they need to spend less money
BrowneePointz: 6 years
DaFhaye: Okay but Baldur's Gate was early access
ghyllnox: EA *can* be good. There's reasons to do it, but you can use EA for QA that people pay you for or never intend to fully develop the game, and then it's not great
Seth_Erickson: I don't think most early access games do it for that reason, I think they do it because they want to avoid things that on release that aren't bugs or gameplay issues that people just don't like
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they need to put less pressure on timelines
BrowneePointz: Baldur's Gate 3 and Hades were both EA successes though
Mr_Horrible: having a broader spectrum of feedback is legitimately useful
DaFhaye: @BrowneePointz I was very confused reading EA lol
GasCityGaming: the overton window for games has shifted that way though, for better or worse
Mr_Horrible: there's also plenty of games that use EA as a runway to get some extra cash to work with
EvilBadman: There's a marked difference between early access for a big publisher game versus a smaller dev
saucemaster5000: remember renting cartitrdges from the video store?
Seth_Erickson: even dogshit feedback has some use
Mr_Horrible: as a facet of a game in and of itself, it is meaningless
Juliamon: EA failure CAN be the dev's fault, but 90% of the time it's not the devs but corporate bullshit
ghyllnox: Valuable? Sure. Annoying and useless? Absolutely
betweenmyself: ya go down to Toys R Us, plunk down $50 for Lester the Unlikely, and ya get what ya get
Seth_Erickson: because if you're getting lots of what you consider dogshit feedback about a thing then maybe it needs to change a little
LathosTiran: viral video: why you have to be mad, its only game
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me even the current measure of "failure" is bonkers
DaFhaye: Early Access is a lot better than kickstarter
underhill33: 3-1 EDM, empty net goal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Failure as defined by corporate people is not breaking every sales record and winning so many awards
Seth_Erickson: good try team
Saintnex: welp
otakubox0: did that guy just tank everything?
MacbethSeemsSus: I think early access is fine for Indies. Major publishers need to have better development timelines.
DaFhaye: Kickstarter you don't even get a demo
itira: holy shite
Seth_Erickson: we'll get them next time
goombalax: Resident Evilman
betweenmyself: ouchies
Hallontagg: he wasnt using that
rosesmcgee: Yeah but imagine what the world would be like if people couldn't express their shitty opinions about things they don't know about. I mean really image. Revel in that.
Mr_Horrible: "local apocalypse gun is inaccurate; more at 11"
GasCityGaming: he's the metal head guy from Wild Wild West ok?
Vonbane: firebomb him
Seth_Erickson: red dead 2 Arthur 👀
niccus: i guess the counterpart here is that live service is now everywhere -- in a way any game that's never finished is always in early access
Lobo_Apache: @Seth_Erickson well he's dead and red now
Mr_Horrible: @rosesmcgee you know that wouldn't stop if EA wasn't a thing tho. People still make up nintendo speculation to get mad at out of whole cloth.
Mr_Horrible:
people should have *my* opinions on things
kimmibeans: Am I the only one that finds their communication whistles unnerving? I can't pinpoint why, but it gives me the heebie jeebies
Mr_Horrible: "More robot yuri. No further notes."
Seth_Erickson: yeah I fail to see how not having early access would stop people from expressing shitty opinions on things they don't know
Saintnex: I kinda do wish we got more zombie sections, and few less regular ppl enemy sections
DaFhaye: Weeeell
mulligan2six: 3-1 oilers with 90 seconds to go.
rosesmcgee: Right in the noodle
DaFhaye: They are right when they are right
Lobo_Apache: now that's a true shift + W player
5 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
Mr_Horrible:
wow I can't believe games are reusing so many animations these days
DaFhaye: Could you imagine how difficult it would be to pull that thing out of someone
betweenmyself:
My opinions are the correct ones. I don’t demand that you adopt them, but I *will* judge you if you do not.
rosesmcgee: Iron Mike Lives!
Dog_of_Myth: A Mike Tyson
Mr_Horrible: anything for the W, brother
TheDevil_Risen: mike tyson'd
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans I also find it unnerving, I think if I had to identify why it's because it's removing yet another human element. No more talking, they communicate more like the clickers do
saucemaster5000: let's slow our roll and go back to semaphore
definenull: oh
Nigouki: she got Joel'd!
Mr_Horrible: okay but why with the but of the hammer?
definenull: these dang time skips
rosesmcgee: Got concussed back in time
Mr_Horrible: did they need info out of her?
Saintnex: PLS no more flashbacks
GasCityGaming: *SPOILER* 3-1 Oil 1 minute left
DaFhaye: No it's really hard to follow
Dog_of_Myth: 4-1 now
MacbethSeemsSus: They pulled the goalie
Darleysam: It's the latest patch
underhill33: 3rd and 4th goals were empty netters
Mr_Horrible: @MacbethSeemsSus oh damn, 6 forward?
Saintnex: squeech
Mr_Horrible: knocking a Kung Pao hole through the opposing goalie
BusTed: the meta
thatguysteve2709: I think the only character I feel bad for is aloce
Mr_Horrible: hockey is like standard now, blocking is illegal
thatguysteve2709: Alice
ButButTheJesus: squeaky!
Mr_Horrible: every team's running Manifold Mouse
Darleysam: Sounds like Ronald McDonald
GasCityGaming: remember years ago when they proposed nets with curved posts to increase scoring?
singinnonsense: cranking the octopus
mulligan2six: Bettman, plz nerf scoring!
Natural_Ones_Only: They're exes now?
ButButTheJesus: yeah they exes now
circusofkirkus: twolves are coming back from 3-1, mark my words
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Natural_Ones_Only I don't think they ever dated, I think he never went back to the militia
Mr_Horrible: handyman's secret weapon keeping those sticks in hands
circusofkirkus: We have his cousin
circusofkirkus: who's also Canadian
betweenmyself: Abby gets her awesome nerf bow!
itira: that braid is going wild
Juliamon: Abby your hair..... never mind
singinnonsense: more pills then tape ... right ?
DaFhaye: Is this like a weird way to show she knows how to use a bow
Mr_Horrible: and Alexander wept
saucemaster5000: shoot him in the pringles!
itira:
definenull: remastered btw
Dog_of_Myth:
Saintnex: remastered!
adept_nekomancer: Prehensile hair
DaFhaye: Her tail is wagging
betweenmyself:
her hair wags when she’s happy
rosesmcgee: Oh no it's The Thing
Mr_Horrible:
TressFX, a revolutionary use of your CPU cycles
Thefluffiestguineapig: Abbey, can you turn the physics to normal on your braid please
DaFhaye: It's how you know she's excited
Darleysam: Helicopters out of the scene
Aceviru: The flies are fierce. That thing is moving like a cow's tail
Mr_Horrible: one Last of Us Thing
Mr_Horrible: the inside of the elbow?
definenull: crimmus!
Natural_Ones_Only: They broke up Ben
BrowneePointz: I hear dem sweigh bewss jingalin ring ting tingalin toooooo
The_Timo: He's dating the pregnant lady
saucemaster5000: "sorry owen, My vendetta is still going" (peaces out)
betweenmyself:
it is a WAITO KURISMASU!
BrowneePointz: come on it's wuvwy weather fow a sweigh wide togevva wif uuuuuu
Omthebox: Really screams "Somebody lives here"
Saintnex: zombo apocalypse baby
ButButTheJesus:
@BrowneePointz
LathosTiran: who is maintaining all these power lines
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "Turns out my father's killer hasn't been brought to justice since the last time you got bricked up"
Saintnex: woah
Nigouki: BOTH
definenull: damn
Omnipotrevor: Can the characters just go back to shooting at each other again please?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The silence is telling
Karimsicle: BONK
saucemaster5000: wow she really IS pulling the "sorry, vendetta no sex" again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh she didn't tell anyone
Saintnex: the justice of a golf club lo
Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't justic
definenull: game you're really not helping the 'humanising abby' case
Nigouki: sounds more like justDEEZ NUTS
rosesmcgee: I wonder if she'd be this consumed with vengeance if she didn't know the killer's name
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible: thank you for the stipulation, Adam, I was wondering
Kramburger: Imagine getting Adam to dislike beeg lady
NotCainNorAbel:
500
lamina5432: good stream
DaFhaye: I still like her more than Ellie
Mr_Horrible: booting up next week: "Wait what was happening? What game say fuck me for????"
Phazon_Kiwi: You've had little time with Abby, there's a lot to go, wait an see
BrowneePointz: I could give or take Joel. But I like Ellie
definenull: i think they're both great 'characters', but they both suck
Phazon_Kiwi: @definenull Definitely
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: couple o' silly boys
DaFhaye: Why it's lovely here
TheDevil_Risen: thanks Ben and Adam, have a good night!
Kaaosa: shepherd's crook incoming
bramble_st: Rude.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Joel's brother is the only character I enjoy. They are all complex and interesting but I hate them all
Dog_of_Myth: There it is
varmintx0: couldn't help himself
Kramburger: GOTTEM
rosesmcgee: He's not wrong. But it still hurts
Saintnex: God Adam and Ben are both soo rude
Aceviru: Hey it works. I used to be frog
DaFhaye: Nvermind I used to like it here
betweenmyself:
lamina5432: gnight
Mr_Horrible:
frogs?
Mai_Andra:
It's fun here. We can vicariously pretend we have cool friends.
Mr_Horrible: I love crime
MacbethSeemsSus: "My dearest Graham, you will never believe the most appalling thing the Let's Nope boys said...."
singinnonsense: Adam is in the future ?
MWGNZ: tips hat: mar m'lade
betweenmyself: that’s our Graham, “Oi, guvnah!”
DaFhaye: CAH but not cringey
EvilBadman: Kinda like Job Job
Mai_Andra: Job Job, but IRL?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With more Crouton!!
Mr_Horrible: it looks cool, but I gotta stay away until I can play it
GasCityGaming: basically like pioneer draft on Arena right now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible It is rad
rosesmcgee: We think it's sick but nobody let's Ben do anything
EvilBadman: The Not-PPR
Mr_Horrible: vibes-based magic gameplay
Kramburger: All day? So they're doing an average Final Fantasy Tutorial?
DaFhaye: I can't wait to open FF. I spent a bit to much money on it
Mr_Horrible: odds on someone trying to draft a Cid deck
Mai_Andra:
would be nice if we still had those final fantasy emotes for the final fantasy event...
Dog_of_Myth:
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itira:
definenull: *sniffs*
shendaras:
kimmibeans: No, but it is bedtime
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show, lads. Fun times as always
SnackPak_: gross
rosesmcgee:
Good night all!
ghyllnox: Yeah we are
DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
kimmibeans: Goodnight!
bramble_st: Cryo.
Nigouki: hahaha
Mr_Horrible:
da stink 
Dog_of_Myth:
varmintx0: chris
itira: ok, time to go
DaFhaye: How big of a cup
Mai_Andra: I think that was tested, and it doesn't actually do anything...
Kaaosa: i answer the call
rosesmcgee: Same as every night, got it
ghyllnox:
bramble_st: Uhhhh
DaFhaye: Whcih shelf
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok,well
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
lamina5432: good cut
Nigouki: just not the work fridge
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a whole thing
MacbethSeemsSus: "Honey you don't understand, the internet told me to do it"
definenull: NO
Mr_Horrible: Adam in the pocket of Big Sperm Bank
Juliamon: One of you had the better request, and it was Adam
itira: ADAM
Mai_Andra: Well it won't keep if you just leave it in the closet.
Mr_Horrible: "Salted Caramel"
Juliamon: Think about that
Saintnex: wait, you have ice cream in the fridge? not freezer?
DaFhaye: Mmmm salty
darkcyril: If it looks like Neapolitan, you need a doctor pronto.
DaFhaye: Or a genie
darkcyril: Or a genie doctor
DaFhaye: Doctor Genie Robin williams
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, good stream, good chats
DaFhaye: Help my self made ice cream is coming out in 3 flavvors
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