Can't Draw Horses club || Horse Force Concept Album with Molly and DandyGeek

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 SnackPak_: 
 SnackPak_: I'm very excited by the phrase Horse Force Concept Album
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Earthenone: im guessing the going live was from lets nope, but i love that it could just as easily be this
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 JessieImproved:   
 iris_of_ether:   
  TXC2: here we GO!
TheAinMAP:   
 iris_of_ether:    
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: Hello Cori, Molly and Ben
TheAinMAP: Hello.
  TXC2: 
 iris_of_ether:    
TheAinMAP: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: An EP
  TXC2: so a concept album then? 
  TXC2: C is a redundant letter....
 niccus: can't wait for horse force quatorze
 SnackPak_: o7 Cori
 iris_of_ether: DJ CoDi?
 iris_of_ether: Oh. Oh *no*
  TXC2: the backing track game through
 TehAmelie: sounds like i've missed an exciting 10 minutes
  TXC2: in our hearts, in our bowels
 SnackPak_: ooo
Metric_Furlong: inaudible over here
  RayFK: Ah, good people horsin' around
  TXC2: hi RayFK
 TehAmelie: hmm can we get away with rewriting "Memories" so it's about horses instead of cats?
  RayFK: Independent Jam Sesh
Metric_Furlong: stealth music!
  RayFK: I'm sure it would go GREAT
 TehAmelie: just Beethoven it
  TXC2: we'll have to feel the music in our minds! 
  RayFK: Someone say deeze nuts?
 TehAmelie: learn to hear the music from reading the sheets. should be easy
  TXC2: we do indeed have dooze nuts
 niccus: smells like noise filtering from some end
 iris_of_ether: Is there some sort of a frequency filter applied?
 QuixoticScrivener: go team compressive horse force!
 iris_of_ether: Because we're getting most of the talking but the pure tones aren't there, yeah?
  TXC2: then again Dave's spokesman could be a mass hallucination chat has
 iris_of_ether: Are... Are we *sure* the noise gates are off? 
  RayFK: Haunted space goth
 iris_of_ether: Sick
  RayFK: Or Castlevania
  RayFK: in Sapce
  TXC2: very Westminster Abby
 niccus: or skrillex
Mai_Andra: Dave's spokesman talking nonsense over Kefka's "Dancing Mad" from FF6
 SnackPak_: Act 1 of Horse War
  RayFK: Castlevania 2000, in space
  RayFK: The W word, nothing but stress
 TehAmelie: what is a horse? a majestic pile of weird muscles
  RayFK: IT'S SO BAD
  RayFK: I AM SO OVE IT
 iris_of_ether: *stares in middle distance*
  TXC2: why is it that road works never make the roads better? 
 niccus: dead horse beats
  TXC2: "what do we think of, when we think of horses?"
Lysander_salamander: so that's what they mean by the joke that there's only two seasons, Winter and Construction?
 RealGamerCow: there are no horse gods, only horse devils.
 SnackPak_: sure is
 TehAmelie: it seems the main horse god is Vishnu's avatar Hayagriva https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayagriva
  RayFK: The stables are bare
 iris_of_ether: The pasture is empty: all the horses are here
 TehAmelie: mainstream i mean
Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to learn how to read music sheets
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GrossFrigidPiePogChamp--HU-7EAWejHZgmZv
  RayFK: 10 tbsp
Lysander_salamander: that's a lot of mayo
 iris_of_ether: Isn't there an entire King Gizz album that's just one song each in the different modes?
 TehAmelie: that sounds like something King Gizz would do
  Juliamon: yeah that's Ice Death Planets etc
 iris_of_ether: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice,_Death,_Planets,_Lungs,_Mushrooms_and_Lava
 TehAmelie: no we're a rhythm game
 TehAmelie: *now
 TehAmelie: or, let's go with no
 iris_of_ether: 
 TehAmelie: why are horses so bad at improv? 
 TehAmelie: not even any coconut shell sounds
 GhostValv: distinctly low horse sounds
  TXC2: the best of room tone
 iris_of_ether: Smooth
  TXC2: success!
 TehAmelie: isn't that how you get mad horse disease?
Lysander_salamander: does it convert every noise into a honk?
 TehAmelie: multi horn sync?
 TehAmelie: how much horse force does it take to reach escape velocity?
  TXC2: !addquote (Molly) [now] 'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software.
  LRRbot: New quote #9319: "'Circus mode' is just an ominous button no matter the software." —Molly [2025-05-28]
 TehAmelie: let's hope they rename it to clown mode
 TehAmelie: A minor is hiding? i'll check in Moria
 GhostValv: *cries*
 SquareDotCube: tiny little Phillip Glass giving the sad puppy eyes
Mai_Andra: hehe... "do do"
 SquareDotCube: no that's space mormons
Mai_Andra: Beta Ray Bill ?
  TXC2: given that "Christ" means anointed in oil, is the power of Christ just gasoline?  
 SquareDotCube: Do we hide a horse with a space helmet in the notation?
 SquareDotCube: *piano roll notation
 TehAmelie: i've been thinking of methods of emergency propulsion in space. thought of spitting and throwing your severed limbs, but i didn't think of farting
 SquareDotCube: humming at the right frequency could also do it
 SquareDotCube: reonance propulsion
 TehAmelie: i can't see how that wouldn't give an equal opposite reaction
Mai_Andra: The Horse of Silence
 Brozard: I definitely read "Crabshots" on Molly's screen
Earthenone: eventually it will be crabshots, carcinization comes for us all
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Mai_Andra: They have done nature Crapshots before.  Hmm... A recurring, escalating Crabshot series...
Lysander_salamander: neat
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  TXC2: hello raiders
 RebelliousUno: Just in time for Molly shouting A Minor
 RebelliousUno: Are you getting Lyrics straight from the Horses Mouth
Lysander_salamander: I seem to have missed out on music industry drama again
 RebelliousUno: does anyone have a coconut instrument
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RebelliousUno: plastic cups might work
 RebelliousUno: yeah that's great
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SnackPak_: 
Earthenone: is this ClopCore?
 RebelliousUno: alrighty bed times, night folx enjoy the horse sounds
  TXC2: so long RebelliousUno  sleep well
 TehAmelie: stabbed in the ears by horse fists
 TehAmelie: sounds like a good name for a song
 TehAmelie: major  has been called
 TehAmelie: i think the kids call that docking
  RayFK: I don't often ban people but...
  RayFK: The correct answer is a Y
  RayFK: Okay rude
  RayFK: Look I know I haven'
  RayFK: 't seen anyone in months but I'm not THAT bad
  RayFK: Sick, busy, travelling, busy, planning a wedding, busy
  RayFK: a Cramwich
  TXC2: !break
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 TehAmelie: *runs away from chat*
 iris_of_ether: In the meantime, enjoy some Space Stallions? https://youtu.be/5Otaq2tmNMM?si=erTnC9d7RCUQs_nR
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
 iris_of_ether: Have a good night TXC2
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori, Molly and ben
 JessieImproved: The Final BEEE down
 TehAmelie: hi again!
  RayFK: The banding
  RayFK: DAMN Molly
  RayFK: What did Pete do
  RayFK: uhhhhhh
 TehAmelie: i'm sure it wasn't as bad as Martin Shkreli's look
 iris_of_ether: This is the pre-final boss music
EvilBadman: Music for sickos
 iris_of_ether: Everyone with true pitch cries out in pain
Mai_Andra: oh, yeah... that's the good stuff
 iris_of_ether: Err, perfect pitch
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 TehAmelie: would horses who can play any instruments other than percussive be heroes in horse land?
 TehAmelie: wind instruments would be pretty easy too now that i think
 iris_of_ether:  
 Earthenone: brass would be harder, would have to custom make them for horse lips
 beowuuf: i mean they have the horse hair for bowing
 TehAmelie: of course they'd make them for horses in horse land
 beowuuf: 
 Earthenone: yeah i suppose if horses have enough of a grasp of metalurgy to make those shoes, its possible
 TehAmelie: but their little hoofsies would make a problem for things that aren't drums
 TehAmelie: a four horse team could play a guitar
 Going_Medium: like the piano in Big?
 Going_Medium: Theremin?
 NullColaShip: Is Zippokay related to Zippotricks?
EvilBadman: A zipdisk in 2025, whaow
 SnackPak_: nice clops
 TehAmelie: sounds just like the horses in movies
EvilBadman: that makes my throat hurt yeah
 iris_of_ether: Trip-a-let-trip-a-let
Mai_Andra: can a horse pass the mustard?
 beowuuf: horse rad-ish
 TehAmelie: a unicorn is rad, a horse merely radish
 beowuuf: 
EvilBadman: I think you mean Horse A/S/L 
 TehAmelie: i did often imagine in the cyberfuture we'd download files by virtually entering the computer and shooting down viruses
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie well yeah, I mean the viruses are clogging the tubes
 TehAmelie: it would be such a rich and obvious setting for an MMO at least
 Shurtal: if only King Arthur was around to marvel at this advancement in horse hoof sound replication technology
 QuixoticScrivener: Is Ben @DandyGeek on Twitch? Or is that a different DandyGeek?
  Juliamon: The same
 raulghoulia: I think this was a battletoads stage
 TehAmelie: he defeated all the other geeks in a dandy tournament and claimed the title of the sole DandyGeek
 TehAmelie: i assume
 beowuuf: jet li is dandygeek in the one
 SnackPak_: 
ButButTheJesus: 
 SnackPak_: thats got a nice rhythm
 iris_of_ether: 
Mai_Andra: new Cameron XCX
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AuspiciousNeighborlyThymeGrammarKing-QKhsPueyULntjBZI
Mai_Andra: I feel like Kathleen would love a smell exhibit.
GirlPainting: Goth evening everpony
GirlPainting: how is the Horse drawing coming along?
GirlPainting: sound horse?
GirlPainting: interresting
 niccus: how many horse senses will you evoke today
GirlPainting: sounds like a dali
jokcourtz: what came first...horse or the egg?
 SnackPak_: 3 horses in jumpsuits
GirlPainting: i think eggs came before the first horse
GirlPainting: soooo...anyways....how are you doing today?
 iris_of_ether: E g g
 bytecaster: I just came in, we  talking horse egg in here?
GirlPainting: i think hippo gryphs come from eggs
 bytecaster: A sharp egg hoof
GirlPainting: they ar close to horses
 iris_of_ether: Beak horse
GirlPainting: noooo, don´t break the time...we need it
 bytecaster: We still got space, we are fine
GirlPainting: but what is space without time?
 niccus: i tried to find a diagram i misremembered, so instead here's a horse diagram i found https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-78977-0/figures/1
GirlPainting: it would be a mess...everything, everywhere, all at once!
 raulghoulia: I would like to express my joy at the return of the panalysts. yall are funny
GirlPainting: i agree
GirlPainting: Hail the Panalysts \o/
 beowuuf: smooooooth
 niccus: additionally, here's one i did rememberly correctly https://www.reddit.com/r/ScienceNcoolThings/comments/1gotc9s/cgi_4d_rotation_of_a_horse/
  corianderd: lol
GirlPainting: THAT is disturbing niccus
GirlPainting: WB
ears4hatsmgmt: AAAAaaaAa
 TehAmelie: awoo
 TehAmelie: someone give this woman an ether. recover some MP
GirlPainting: \o/ praise
GirlPainting: no horses where harmed during the production
 TehAmelie: this feels sort of like watching the invention of the zoetrope with the animated horse running, but with sound
 TehAmelie: the day that music changed forever. . .for better or horse
 TehAmelie: a little hyperbolic?
 SnackPak_: true
GirlPainting: warning, do NOT sprey desinfectand on your harddrive!
 iris_of_ether: Ooh
 SnackPak_: ooo
 iris_of_ether:   
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GirlPainting: If you where a horse, or adjacent being, what would you be? Pony, Zebra, Cold Blood, Arabian....?
 TehAmelie: so many hertz of bitrate, it could propel you through space!
GirlPainting: no
GirlPainting: i am not ready
 iris_of_ether:   
 SnackPak_: wooo!
GirlPainting: wait for it
GirlPainting: on now
GirlPainting: ^^
 TehAmelie: i wasn't ready
 iris_of_ether: 
SaxPython: 
SaxPython: It is a bop tho
 TehAmelie: okay i really wasn't ready
GirlPainting: i was ready...but i regrett my decision ^^
EvilBadman: the clops have a different context with Boneathon
 iris_of_ether: I cannot *wait* for people to discover that one during commercials
 TehAmelie: audiences be like https://i.imgur.com/WbKMOxW.jpg
SaxPython: Tag yourself (I'm in the green)
 TehAmelie: i gotta go with the one openly weeping while still looking bored
GirlPainting: while we wait, cori, you whanna see my latest paint jobs on miniatures?
GirlPainting: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ-GeydNpHz/ 
GirlPainting: there you go
EvilBadman: oh damn
 iris_of_ether: Wingies
 SnackPak_: daaang
GirlPainting: thats just wetblending
GirlPainting: super easy, bearly an inconvinience
GirlPainting: jeah...sure ^^
GirlPainting: lets go with that
Mai_Andra: wet the dries. dry the wets.
GirlPainting:    hmmmmmmm
GirlPainting: hmmmm?
GirlPainting: OH! i was absorbed in thought
GirlPainting: oh, iris_of_ether , a fellow painter 
 iris_of_ether: Yee 
 TehAmelie: haroom
 iris_of_ether: Depending on how the next week goes, I may have the opportunity to do the funniest thing re: DB Craftalong
 Blip2004: just curious, what software are you using/
 iris_of_ether: Responding to a hopefully acceptance email with an "I'm done with my craft" email
 iris_of_ether: V Western
 iris_of_ether: Oh my actual god
 SnackPak_: art
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie: 
 TheMerricat: I love this!
 iris_of_ether: 
noSmokeFire: cam's new ringtone
 iris_of_ether: Yessssss
 iris_of_ether: The extended cut just has the bass drop at the bell, flowing into a sick trap beat
 SquareDotCube: might as well do Andy from the support call
 iris_of_ether: An entire sound font that's just Andy and Cameron shouting "fuck"
 KaleidoscopeMind: horse project (copy) project (copy) this one FINAL
EvilBadman: head to hoof
 iris_of_ether:   
teaandvalkyries: and you found the forbidden scales
EvilBadman: never find Ben. He will find you.
 TehAmelie: one leg at a time
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GirlPainting: bye
 iris_of_ether: 
 EvilBadman: yeah, don't trust me
 TehAmelie: as we learn from the story of the twins Winner and Loser Lane, names can influence how people see themselves
 TehAmelie: though not necessarily how you expect
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