AFK || Ransom Notes

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 Nigouki: hopefully not human-derived protein..
  Juliamon: no promises
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to shove aside those keyboards and play some tabletop games! Game: Ransom Notes) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (58s ago).
DigitalSeahorse: 
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 MrGibberish: !sir
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 LordZarano: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #5595: "Preparation is the key to laziness." —Jacob [2018-12-14]
DigitalSeahorse: sick of going from being too tired to do anything to having too much pain or discomfort to do much either and back again
  Juliamon: same
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie: woot w00t
 tehcrashxor: 
 spo8n: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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DigitalSeahorse: haven't even ordered groceries yet
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DigitalSeahorse: this song reminds me of war films
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WriterRaven flops into chat and dies a lil bit
 Micalovits: It has been a while since I have had my yearly rewatch of road quest...
 vinewood_og: The soundtrack is always a vibe. Beam me up!
 TehAmelie: @Micalovits a year or so?
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  Juliamon: and one switch
 saucemaster5000: any baiters?
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adept_nekomancer: @saucemaster5000 If there are, I'm sure they're masterful at it.
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 Diabore: @DideRobot good line up
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kusinohki: meows
DigitalSeahorse: I hope it's not too hot out when I finally get this kidney stone out
 TehAmelie: hello!
DigitalSeahorse: hai Alex
 Blip2004: this looks like a fun crew
 Micalovits: Sounds like a normal Wednesday
 Fruan: A time tested business model
DigitalSeahorse: and a Jacob!
 brunomant_: Murder!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
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 Crad0k: is that a really big die or is it just really close
 Micalovits: Yes
 TheWriterAleph: Adam can LIFT the rest of you
 Gekyouryuu: Ransom is what Scooby calls you when you look good in a way that isn't "traditionally feminine"
 KaleidoscopeMind: singular bomb
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: da bomb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A singular bombn
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is the nuke
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Bruceski: It only needs to blow the bloody doors off.
 vinewood_og: Team Refractory Period
adept_nekomancer: More than one bomb?  In this economy?
kusinohki: do victims still hold up a newspaper for proof of life or a tablet playing the most recent tiktok memes??
 bytecaster: Humor, on this channel?!?
 TehAmelie: wait, how can you find a tiktok on purpose to confirm how recent it is?
 TheWriterAleph: ya like jazz?
DigitalSeahorse: rules: you must use a giant 6 sided die!
 Micalovits: By the time that you have watched the TikTok meme, it is already outdated
rogerivany: So it's Rage Against the Machineafied?
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DigitalSeahorse: that laugh is a sweet antidote
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 Cptasparagus: now tell us which is which
 Nigouki: don't put that near your floppy drives
Shadowsoflife: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: or that board with magnet letters on it
 bytecaster: So who is playing the role of the water cooler lady?
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 TheWriterAleph: ooh, "tease play between?"
 Micalovits: Those where some... Suggestive words
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DigitalSeahorse: what if it points at chat?
HavenDragon: chat judge
 Micalovits: Quick 30 sec poll?
Shadowsoflife: ^
 Going_Medium: Ooo can chat be in the running for Judge?
 bytecaster: Yaaay!
zimmercj: I highly suggest just using a die. It made it so much easier when we played and is more random.
DigitalSeahorse: yay
DAC169: I vote for Serge!! 
 Mattmitchell45: Nightmare Judge Rotation
 darkcyril: We get the Madcatz controller.
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HavenDragon: if the die falls off the table, chat judge 
Shadowsoflife: blah
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not as if Jacob doesn't have this speech already planned out
DigitalSeahorse: who's got the word "vamp"?
 HadesLeprechaun: surely Jacob nails this one
 HbombAndFriends: “My name is Jacob”. 
 Gekyouryuu: "So, I don't drink wine, but I've had a Bloody Mary or two if you know what I mean."
 TehAmelie: can i have some blood pls?
DigitalSeahorse: "ME VAMP"
kusinohki: are there rules/variants to steal other players words or everyone pass a word to the left?
DigitalSeahorse: only 2 min per card
 HadesLeprechaun: are there blank tiles that players can fill in that could get shuffled and handed out?
adept_nekomancer: The odds are probably low that anybody got both "tee" and "buck".
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 TheAwkes: Time just keeps happening at us, huh?
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 RealGamerCow: funky bunky
realbadatthis_: @adept_nekomancer Tee Truck totally in play though
 TehAmelie: i think if i played this i'd house rule in everyone gets a magazine to cut more words out of
kusinohki: TY paul
 Micalovits: Smooth!
DAC169: 
 ElektroTal: oh that is clean
 TheWriterAleph: 
 TehAmelie: elegant!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Where is the part of this game where chat gets to make motivational posters?
Despoiler98:    thats great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's VERY good
 kumatsu: good answer, good answer
DigitalSeahorse: that was one classy answer
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: heart wet
DAC169: 
Despoiler98:    hahahahaha fantastic
 TheWriterAleph: heart wet!!
 KaleidoscopeMind: heart wet
SaxPython: 
 bytecaster: Not my heart wet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holy shit
 Fruan: Heart wet!
 ElektroTal: my wets
DigitalSeahorse: need heart wet
 empyreon: please, wet for my heart
NimrodXIV: ew, but yes
 TheWriterAleph: 
 EchoesOfTheTide: Love me some heartwet
 darkcyril: Heart wet is REALLY fuckin good
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TehAmelie: heart wets!
 Shadwhawk: Heart wets is the new phrase
 empyreon: 
DAC169: 
 Heckhoundbolt: huh
 TheWriterAleph: 
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhaha
 ElektroTal: i just choke snorted
Despoiler98:      UUUUUUUHHHHH
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Mindfire13: Thats a succubus
 TheWriterAleph: just the one.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheWriterAleph: 
 TehAmelie: are you a sex vampire? "need genitals"
Despoiler98: IAN
DAC169: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Blip2004: lol, i watched lost boys on the weekend. that hits
 HadesLeprechaun: just like, give up, man
adept_nekomancer: help snack
Despoiler98: help snack
 TheWriterAleph: so good! 
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Diabore: agreed
 bytecaster: heart wet is too strong
 tehfewl: help snack
 KaleidoscopeMind: heart wet so good
DigitalSeahorse: no sleep cycle, I'm a vamp
 TheWriterAleph: vamp-irish?
 ElektroTal: i think Adam should have, but these were great
 RealGamerCow: I think Alex' is the best "tell your friend" note
 HadesLeprechaun: @TheWriterAleph that's Sinners
 TehAmelie: we've already added to the dictionary, game successful
 Diabore: little peench
WriterRaven: why no pinch?
   LoadingReadyRun: Unfortunately the Twitch poll system is limited to 5 options 
 bytecaster: A teaspoon of words
kusinohki: if I were to do this, I'd give 5,3,1, pts for 1st, 2nd, 3rd choice...  *shrug*
 DoctorHutch: a teaspoon is a huge pinch
 TehAmelie: gimme a hogshead of words
 niccus: what if you add a pinch of alphabet pasta
DAC169: 
 bytecaster: Strong prompt
 TheWooglie: but they have no plot
 TheWriterAleph: "surrender bro..."
 lirazel64: 🦀🦀🦀
 Micalovits: Lemon stealing whores
 Koshindan: I hope someone has lemons.
realbadatthis_: Need heart wet?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ben is missing his genital now
 Gekyouryuu: Step Bro Beach Tub
 TehAmelie: this is very open ended
 KeytarCat: Gumby
 Blip2004: i don't think you need more than 2 or 3 words for this one lol
adept_nekomancer: "vile creature need genital snack"
 spo8n: Pirates!
  Juliamon: AMillionCatsOnTypewriters 
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob's just says movie sex?
kusinohki: are there high budget porn films??
 RechargeableFrenchman: Jacob's laugh gives me life
 Gekyouryuu: is there one that just says "sex"?
 Fruan: Hot take - there aren't enough high budget porn films.
 farley_f: I wonder if there has ever been a porno called the elevator pitch
 DaFhaye: Now the tricky part is it says low budget
 TehAmelie: retro-points?
 Dog_of_Myth: @kusinohki Surprisingly yes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @kusinohki Those pirate ones like 20 years ago?
 Gekyouryuu: @Fruan that's the oscars. they're all wank.
DigitalSeahorse:   
DAC169: is Jacob's note gonna be something like "have sex yes?" 
 Blip2004: They sure aren't making films like Pirates anymore
 empyreon: 
DigitalSeahorse: this is some fun porn film music
 bytecaster: Keep your heart wet in your arms
 Nigouki: keep the heart wet in the arms
 TehAmelie: Lars von Trier does that we in sweden call "classy porn"
 EnglishGrinn: Whose exsanguinating nouns?
 DoctorHutch: Ian must have meant a quarter teaspoon right? like it would be a struggle to hold a whole teaspoon of salt between 2 fingers
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, friends, I've had a STUPID idea: Ru Paul's Chocobo Race. You better Wark, Bitch.
 TehAmelie: high budget and the characters are very sad
 RechargeableFrenchman: Local man found exsanguinated, last words believed "Yes, finally
WriterRaven: Local man heart dry, whoops
 RechargeableFrenchman: !"
  Sarah_Serinde: @DoctorHutch Easier when it's kosher salt
 KeytarCat: @DoctorHutch My pinch is three fingers
 Diabore: judge?
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu Nice
DAC169: 
 BusTed: 
DigitalSeahorse: flame squirt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Gekyouryuu: Chat-thleen
 BusTed: That is a good spin
 TehAmelie: that sounds like a prompt for many low budget porns!
asddsa28: haha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Micalovits: Short and clean!
Despoiler98: RUMP ANALYSIS
 TheWooglie: definitely not clean
 ElektroTal: what was alex's?
Despoiler98:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOLY SHIT
 Diabore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
GedankenPalast_: Yes!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheheh
Despoiler98: perfect
NimrodXIV: I mean
 Getter404: "absorb"
Shadowsoflife: XD
GedankenPalast_: Hehehe
 niccus: wasn't that in cannes
 DaFhaye: Ben it said low budget
 Gekyouryuu: The Hurt Fucker
 goombalax: @ElektroTal Man Soldier; Breeding Adventure; flame piss
 vinewood_og: Sounds like the next let's nope game
 Dog_of_Myth:  
realbadatthis_: @ElektroTal something soldier, breeding adventure, flame squirt
 TheWriterAleph: UFO baby!
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 goombalax: right squirt
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can make a low budget version of that
 HadesLeprechaun: that also doesnt sound low budget
 OtherEdgeworth: Just joined. So this is Stop Press, but for broader topics than "newspaper headlines" and magnets instead of the awful cardboard frames that would frequently drop words?
DigitalSeahorse: scifiporn
 TehAmelie: didn't Yudorowski make Kathleen's one?
 Fruan: Damn, Adam
 niccus: if syfy counts as low budget it'll get there
  Juliamon: I would watch that yuri
 Mr_Bitterness: Nice yuri dojinshi Adam
 HadesLeprechaun: hold woman gently like hambubger
GedankenPalast_: 
 gnomebot1: I'm back after years of being a watcher.  I have an income again!!!!
 bytecaster: Points go to the toxic yuri!
 saucemaster5000: wife gone. think about wife.
 TheWriterAleph: gross. disgusting. what website would show this filth. what's the url.
 singinnonsense: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I had noticed on occasion, yes
 BusTed: I know what that one is
GedankenPalast_: @gnomebot1 Wohoo, praise income! Well done. 
 TehAmelie: ah, highly specific
adept_nekomancer: Now we just need a way for chat to vote for wall crab during the writing time.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Exactly
DAC169: "street holes. i rage. fix now"
 empyreon: fill crater or lose heart wet
 Koshindan: Too bad you throw the words after every round. This could have some good call backs.
 HadesLeprechaun: Souls Message System: "Try filling, but whole"
 Fruan: Cat Mellon!
 bytecaster: Chat just spam two random words for the proper job job experience
 bytecaster: Dog Flower!
 KaleidoscopeMind: we can turtle rubber if you want us to
 Micalovits: I am sure we can agree on random two words
 KeytarCat: Ape Forgiveness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GedankenPalast_ Congrats on having income!!
 TehAmelie: the goal is to write a letter so angry it's misinterpreted as registering a new political party
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad the ads are playing in the corner instead of on main
asddsa28: fire,frog
 Geldaran: "Pie Hole", Fill it, or shut it.
 Diabore: shark eat
 EmsLeigh: monkey power
adept_nekomancer: cow forgive
Shadowsoflife: Cat shadow
 Dog_of_Myth: Tree income
 KaleidoscopeMind: cat toaster
DigitalSeahorse: and that I can still hear
GedankenPalast_: Shadow cat
 Micalovits: Cat Ball
 EnglishGrinn: Swiss Road Requires Large Men
 bytecaster: Cat Energy
WriterRaven: wall crab
 Rhynerd: Cat rocks
 bytecaster: Crab Time
NimrodXIV: we'll never beat actually making Time for Crab
WriterRaven: ^
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dolphin Robust!
 KaleidoscopeMind: boat me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Brick crab
Shadowsoflife: time crab
Orxolon: are they always with the same set of words or they rotate at some point?
 empyreon: Ape Crab
 TehAmelie: we don't even have time for gab!
asddsa28: ape,cat
 Micalovits: @Orxolon They get some new ones after each round
 HadesLeprechaun: Cat Toaster
WriterRaven: @Orxolon Used words go in the discard box, they take a pinch more as they need 'em.
 TehAmelie: there's a box of who knows how many words
 Micalovits: But are they good words?
 bytecaster: Judge, judge, judge!
Orxolon: oh great thanks
 TehAmelie: i don't know how man y words you're supposed to have on board?
GedankenPalast_: Solid
 EnglishGrinn: Jacob threatened a lawsuit in there I think
NimrodXIV: lol
 TheWriterAleph: 
GedankenPalast_: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Orxolon: AND in a ransom note
 TheWriterAleph: "fix all problems kthxbye"
DAC169: 
 empyreon: awwwww
 RechargeableFrenchman: This prompt just makes me think of the first episode of QWERPline
DigitalSeahorse: sweet
 Getter404: ROAR
 RechargeableFrenchman: All the potholes vanished
 Micalovits: "Your virtue is sad" is strong
 Nigouki: "your virtue is sad" is so good
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
DAC169: 
 bytecaster: pound zone hurt
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, not the pound zone
DigitalSeahorse: treat pad soft
 TheWriterAleph: ouch owie my pound zone
NimrodXIV: nice
duck_pixel: WELCOME TO THE POUND ZONE
DigitalSeahorse: shittles
 BusTed: Wonderful
 NorthstarTex: shittles
 Cptasparagus: I took that as his butt was the pound zone and it hurt from pot hole hitting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
 TheWriterAleph: 
 EnglishGrinn: Prompt says Angry Ben
 TheWriterAleph: that's a stunningly sarcastic "amazing"
 bytecaster: Only ever do a little pinch
 undecided44: I guess Kathleen's message translates as "become ungovernable"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could use some of these prompts for QWERPLINE shorts
 Crad0k: 'a-train' made me think of the boys for a second, and i was very confused
 Micalovits: Its probably an upgrade
realbadatthis_: ook ook
 kumatsu: the trading cards are coming for our jobs
 TehAmelie: Alex was A-Train before the comics!
 bytecaster: Promising
Orxolon: haahahahha
NimrodXIV: get poked nerd
 OldUncleDan: No.
DAC169: "needles work!"
Zu_o: Thought it said skeletal friend for a second
DigitalSeahorse: poke get well!
 Nigouki: i read that as "skeletal" friend and was much more curious
  Juliamon: peak no-pain-no-gain
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's a pelvic time
DAC169: @Zu_o same 
 RealGamerCow: Is this the pelvic floor acupuuncture?
Zu_o: @Nigouki jynx
 bytecaster: @Nigouki We are all skeletal though
kusinohki: poke hurt spot....  better?
 KeytarCat: Skeleton stab
 KaleidoscopeMind: gorilla ocean
 TehAmelie: "it's not nearly as bad for you as chiropraxy"
Orxolon: you auch body aaahh
DigitalSeahorse: RealGamerCow that's just having a stent put in for a kindey stone
 Gekyouryuu: cursed idea: a local news channel with an acupuncture forecast while you go to acu-pressure therapy
 KeytarCat: Wait no, Skeleton Axe!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 protojman: did Alex or Ian win that last round?
rogerivany: Does everyone get the same words or are they different?
 TheWriterAleph: sunflower reach
 Gekyouryuu: @rogerivany random
DAC169: @bytecaster were are mounds of fat piloting a bone mech that's wearing flesh armor 
 Nigouki: barely contained cackling is a good sign
 LordZarano: "dry needling" is the acupuncture that's actual medical
 TehAmelie: butt ought to be a free space tbh
 Xavorin: @DAC169 flesh armor made of stardust
 serramarkov: I love watching on a laptop- I can get beverage and not miss stream!
rogerivany: @DAC169 Star Trek described us as ugly bags of mostly water.
asddsa28: yeah thats good
 DeChunkandFriends: Who is judge?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, that's also kind of accurate for dry needling
 TehAmelie: Merg invent acupuncture!
 NorthstarTex: merg?
  Juliamon: Merg found new scam
 betweenmyself: let’s see your very best Dark Souls player notes
 TheWriterAleph: 
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 BusTed: tru tho
DAC169: @rogerivany I remember that. the... silicone microbes or something like that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh god
DigitalSeahorse: it weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if it's around your face?
 BusTed: good use of space
 LostThePirate: I'm still numb from the dentist today...
 RechargeableFrenchman: Reach out and touch belief
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 neisan2112: That's an Temu listing
DigitalSeahorse: lucky with the words
NimrodXIV: 
 BusTed: 
DigitalSeahorse: goal!
 bytecaster: Damn, these are all so good!
Shadowsoflife: 
 empyreon: 
 saucemaster5000: 
 ElektroTal: ian's legit sold me
rogerivany: I think this one belongs to Ian
chaostreader: Alex. not Adam.
 darkcyril: It's the anime adaptation of acupuncture.
 Crad0k: time is the fire in which we learn
 Tiber727: Prince of Tennis, but acupuncture.
 betweenmyself: Cactaur 1,000 Needles for the acupuncture win!
 HadesLeprechaun: Chat could Job Job in between the rounds using any two words visible on stream/chat, but must include one word from the card prompt?
 Micalovits: Just #BlameJames Paul
DigitalSeahorse: daww
 Diabore: thisll be gooood
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: tricky!
 raulghoulia: this game is cool
 NorthstarTex: o7 fish
n3ther: tough luck kiddo
DAC169: "fish now swim happy water"
 saucemaster5000: is the funeral for a cracker?
DigitalSeahorse: F is for Fish 
 KeytarCat: "Goldfish Funeral" is a good Jobjob chat
adept_nekomancer: "new fish adventure flush"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goldfish can actually live for years if they are properly taken care of
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: "Get good, fish"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1 1 1 100 1 1 1 1
 TehAmelie: fish no food happy, no hug sad, life, going
 HadesLeprechaun: Golfish AFK
DAC169: @Thefluffiestguineapig have you seen the video where the dude took in the goldfish that was black and cared for it back to golden health? 
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 EmsLeigh: If they do this again petition for chat to have a bank of words in which to make JobJob noises out of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DAC169 That was adorable and wonderful
 betweenmyself: Goldfish often fake their own deaths so their owners will flush them down the toilet; they’ve built a utopian society in the sewers and this is their only way to reliably get there
aerolend: @betweenmyself Matrix
DigitalSeahorse: F is also for Funeral 
DAC169: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 TheWriterAleph: HAHAHA 
 NorthstarTex: 
 neisan2112: Moist flow woooow
 BusTed: 
NimrodXIV: gah
 MrSarkhan: 
 HadesLeprechaun: did they pick a judge?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Crad0k: judge?
n3ther: stop your crying and whining, you baby
DigitalSeahorse: FF is for Fish Funeral  
 NorthstarTex: decrease moist flow
DAC169: judge? 
 Koshindan: 
 ElektroTal: decrease moist flow could also be a euphamism for flushing the toiler
 TehAmelie: Adam with the renegade interrupt
 ElektroTal: toilet*
n3ther: lol
realbadatthis_: Instructions unclear, decreased heart wet
 neisan2112: Jesus
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
n3ther: poetic
NimrodXIV: aww
 HadesLeprechaun: thats goood
n3ther: thats good
 NorthstarTex: awwww
n3ther: man everyones was good
 Micalovits: Thats pretty sweet
DigitalSeahorse: daww
 BusTed: got the ick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very good
DAC169: 
DAC169: moist flow
 NorthstarTex: decrease moist flow is really good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed But ick can be treated with aquarium salts
 neisan2112: Jacob I was thinking the same thing lol
 TehAmelie: i really felt the subtext of "or i'll give you something to cry about"
 PhlibbertyGib: I loved that fish like a son
n3ther: ez
n3ther: I do that daily
 TehAmelie: "stop"
 jessicaengle: Hi chat!  Hi Paul!
 Heckhoundbolt: heart wet and decrease moist flow
DAC169: "F U stop"
 EmsLeigh: I hope someone has Stop
 HadesLeprechaun: how many "stop"s do the players have? lol
DigitalSeahorse: pause?
DigitalSeahorse: halt?
DigitalSeahorse: freeze!
DigitalSeahorse: sit
DigitalSeahorse: drop?
Shadowsoflife: heel
phoenixfeather14: wait?
DigitalSeahorse: not go!
Shadowsoflife: don't
 Gekyouryuu: ugly. stop. stupid. stop. failure. stop. stop. stop.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not pass go
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Stop in the name of love
 niccus: fuck you stop
 Going_Medium: To quote crapshots "fuk u"
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 HadesLeprechaun: I use Telegram every day
DigitalSeahorse: singing telegrams
aerolend: @HadesLeprechaun 
  Juliamon: (bad news about Telegram today btw)
 Gekyouryuu: yay
 Going_Medium: The power
 empyreon: WOO
DigitalSeahorse: woo
 EmsLeigh: It's still used somewhere as its a legal way of delivering messages
 Heckhoundbolt: democracy
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhha
n3ther: amazing
 NorthstarTex: hell yes
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DAC169: 
 BusTed: short and to the point
 TheWriterAleph: paying by the word i see
aerolend: @Juliamon oh, wow, yeesh
 MrSarkhan: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hehehehehehhehehehehehe
 underhill33: 
NimrodXIV: strong start
prince_infidel: Damn
DAC169: judge? 
 BusTed: 
rogerivany: Plus it's cheap if you pay by the word
Shadowsoflife: Us @DAC169
 Heckhoundbolt: The receiver needs to pay for the telegram, if I am not mistaken
DAC169: 
 Oscelot: Hey chat o/
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rhynerd: There was a vidoe i saw months back about how the telegram is actually used in some legal fields or something.
 jessicaengle: o/
 tehcrashxor: Telegraph offices have to maintain records, so they're still used in the US as by law they can be used to prove receipt of letters and contracts
Shadowsoflife: o/ @Oscelot
 Diabore: i think dick at the end is stronger
n3ther: just pull sack
 NorthstarTex: pull sack is strong
n3ther: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 neisan2112: YES IAN
 mishrasbauble: down with cyst bus
 BusTed: 
 Oscelot: *Wow*
MWGNZ: 
DigitalSeahorse: woah
 HadesLeprechaun: perfect, no notes
 Geldaran: efficient.
 KaleidoscopeMind: YES
GedankenPalast_: YES
 NorthstarTex: the one word!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 mishrasbauble: LMAO
NimrodXIV: simple. brutal.
 EmsLeigh: ooooooooooh IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's perfect
WriterRaven: Perfection.
prince_infidel: Right to the point
n3ther: the ky(s) of ransom notes
 ElektroTal: pay by the word
SquidVorb: 
 undecided44: FUK U
 jessicaengle: Welp we're ded
 TheNerdWonder: "The"
 Going_Medium: Pay by the letter
 vinewood_og: Very Cam headstone
 neisan2112: I just think of the Crapshot with the tombstone
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: German for "The"?
 BusTed: small time
 empyreon: ya BROKE
n3ther: ya why did Ian use a german word 
 Gaelan_Maestro: alex
DigitalSeahorse: Alex went Shakespere sounding
 empyreon: 
 Oscelot: *snerk*
n3ther: eat it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's also very good
 empyreon: definitely hits
 ProcyonFlynn: Paul gets to vote?  That could work too?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or Paul picks
NimrodXIV: the memories
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Paul
GedankenPalast_: Paul can pick
 Micalovits: I also like making Paul pick
 magical_writer: We Trust Paul
aerolend: straw Paul
 jessicaengle: Are they stroop strawpolls?
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul picks
NimrodXIV: vote Paul
Orxolon: Paul
DigitalSeahorse: gotta have 6 people
 neisan2112: Paul is chat
 EmsLeigh: Paul picks
flouncy_magooo: Paul
  Juliamon: they all got ad-infested over the years
 Diabore: chat nominates paul
 DoctorHutch: die
 Going_Medium: No, our power.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ian
 Fruan: Ian
minifootwear: Paul
 Mr_Bitterness: Ian
 HadesLeprechaun: Ian
 neisan2112: Ian
 Heckhoundbolt: ian
DigitalSeahorse: Alex!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 darkcyril: Ian
 Dog_of_Myth: Ian
 KeytarCat: Paul'
Orxolon: Ian
 Gekyouryuu: Ian
 BusTed: Kathleen
GreyThey: Do a Discord poll?
 Going_Medium: Ian
 ElektroTal: Ian
 EmsLeigh: ian
HavenDragon: Ian
minifootwear: Ian
 MrSarkhan: kathleen
 tehcrashxor: Roll a die
 Crad0k: kathleen
asddsa28: die was realy to the ppont
 Micalovits: Kathleen
adept_nekomancer: Jacob
 Diabore: alex
Gadora: die
 Xavorin: Kathleen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian
 RealGamerCow: Kathleen
A_NO0B: die
prince_infidel: I don't trust Paul, but I'm lazy
YeOldeMark: Alex
Shadowsoflife: Ian
 NorthstarTex: die
 Gaelan_Maestro: alex!
 foopoiuyt: Ian
 saucemaster5000: everyone's a winner
phoenixfeather14: Kathleen
n3ther: Kathleen
 serramarkov: Ian
GreyThey: Ian
 ph0enix__42: Adam
 OtherEdgeworth: Alex
 magical_writer: Kathleen
realbadatthis_: the bart the
GedankenPalast_: Alex
aerolend: Ian
NimrodXIV: they were all good honestly
DigitalSeahorse: I vote Alex
 ProcyonFlynn: Ian understood the prompt.  Telegram by the letter.
rogerivany: kathleen
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Mazrae: Adam
DAC169: Ian
 bytecaster: ian
 RechargeableFrenchman: the Ian, the
 TehAmelie: can you do the thing where you pull a word for chat just to count them?
 TehAmelie: *from
 Oscelot: Strawpoll is still around @LoadingReadyRun https://strawpoll.com/create/
  Juliamon: the original is strawpoll.me
 Oscelot: Ahhh @Juliamon
 Oscelot: of course Fandom bought it so they could kill it u.u
 HadesLeprechaun: also if the players have an organizational system for their words, would they like to describe them for us? I'm curious
 Nigouki: "small money"
 TehAmelie: art school specifically. . .i love it
 KeytarCat: Art Sad
Orxolon: the WHOLE thing?¿
n3ther: art school is targeted for sure
 Gekyouryuu: "accept failure. work bank."
asddsa28: we no cash now
 HadesLeprechaun: some look very organized and others look like just a pile of words
DigitalSeahorse: "small money" is good for this too
DigitalSeahorse: oof
gryfyn1: too bad Ian used his "die"
 TheWriterAleph: booooo fandom
NimrodXIV: woooow
 BrowneePointz: pull a Legally Blonde “As Shakespeare said: ‘To thine own self be true’l
 RealGamerCow: isn't there an in-twitch polling system now?
 Diabore: @RealGamerCow not enough options
  Juliamon: RealGamerCow 5-response limit
 Crad0k: fandom, ruining things for 20 years
 RealGamerCow: dinger
 Dog_of_Myth: @RealGamerCow Max you can do is 5 on a poll
DigitalSeahorse: I think twitch only has 5 choices
Zu_o: could just have chat pick the runner up
 TehAmelie: the only option, the last one to touch their nose has to be excluded from the poll
 Heckhoundbolt: 
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 OtherEdgeworth: You could do it with 5 choices, you just have to run multiple polls, like 1 to split it into smaller groups (left screen/right screen) then a poll on the three people chosen.
 Oscelot: *snerk*
DigitalSeahorse: beautiful drip that was
 TheWriterAleph: 
DigitalSeahorse: no pipe!
 Mr_Bitterness: good advice
frank_the_great: A lil pipe?
DigitalSeahorse: no pipe dream*
 Micalovits: A cow
GedankenPalast_: Some pipe as treat?
 tehfewl: this is not a pipe
 Oscelot: *snerk*
realbadatthis_: If no pipe, how mayor of Earth?
 Oscelot: *claps*
 TheWriterAleph: YAY!
  Sarah_Serinde: Stong
 darkcyril: And always wear sunscreen.
  Juliamon: PREACH
 Getter404: 10/10 no notes
 RechargeableFrenchman: Glorious revolution
  Sarah_Serinde: *strong
DigitalSeahorse: allow happy, pls
 Heckhoundbolt: *claps*
 KaleidoscopeMind: revolution!
Shadowsoflife: nice nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MWGNZ: 
 BusTed: 
NimrodXIV: lol
 Oscelot: Rofl
 TehAmelie: maybe the pipe ins't so bad
n3ther: mmm more paste
 TheWriterAleph: Split the Room
 empyreon: yum
 Mr_Bitterness: Return to baby, consume more paste
DigitalSeahorse:   
n3ther: goood
 Oscelot: *snapsnapsnap*
 RechargeableFrenchman: Another for the revolution
aerolend: 
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah 
NimrodXIV: check. out.
 KeytarCat: The glute eaters? 
 RealGamerCow: glue and paste have different mouthfeel
 Getter404: Is "consume more paste" the sequel to Drink More Glurp
n3ther: suffixes?? in this economy?
  Juliamon: Getter404 Fallout IMO
  Juliamon: "The children tire of the paste"
 Diabore: viagra?
n3ther: i heard 7 year old men and was confused
Shadowsoflife: Same
 darkcyril: @n3ther Same
realbadatthis_: Where Medicaid?
 tehfewl: same as every month, "Boobs"
  Sarah_Serinde: Good sign
 darkcyril: @realbadatthis_ Too real.
 TehAmelie: first consider who still uses google. . .
 Getter404: Uh oh
 Oscelot: @darkcyril Yeah ngl my brain went that dark too
DigitalSeahorse: all over it
NimrodXIV: can't wait
 vinewood_og: Jacob, have we met?
frank_the_great: I miss my wife
 ShaneLeeAtk: Uh-oh... Jaxob is here
 Micalovits: @frank_the_great I also choose this guys wife
 TehAmelie: "how i stop signal?"
 Nigouki: we go to hell together
NimrodXIV: we'll have a party
 Athelgar: Jacob breaking is always one of the best parts of any production hes in
aerolend: "I'm going to hell. Who's coming with me?", -- an old song lyric.
 KeytarCat: @aerolend "...Want anything?"
 Darleysam: going hell, y'all want anything?
 Darleysam: nice @KeytarCat
 KeytarCat: 
 Oscelot: LOL
NimrodXIV: oooo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Oscelot: OOF
frank_the_great: Beneath what?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 Oscelot: Waaaaow
n3ther: too real
 TehAmelie: oh no
 Oscelot: @frank_the_great ground
aerolend: 
 jessicaengle: Complex poop
NimrodXIV: no that's webmd
 Getter404: non-euclidian dookie
 KaleidoscopeMind: frankly, "boob" on its own would have been good
 tehfewl: complex poop is a phrase im actually surprised ive never heard before
 TehAmelie: "where heart wet?"
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
n3ther: ooze pump
NimrodXIV: ooze pump
 Mr_Bitterness: "ooze pump"
 Oscelot: "ooze pump" is a hell of a phrase
n3ther: i am dying
 vinewood_og: Winner
frank_the_great: Relatable
 saucemaster5000: not the ooze pump
 Oscelot: That's terrifyingly powerful
n3ther: ya in the bag
 Crad0k: that's... not the butthole
realbadatthis_: Ooze pump cease moist flow
  Juliamon: the ooze pump needs more heart wet
n3ther: omfg
n3ther: wtf Ben lol
duck_pixel: who up pumping they ooze?
DigitalSeahorse: ooze pump
  Graham_LRR: Ooze pump!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh no
NimrodXIV: ooze pump wins
 Oscelot: Pump up the ooze while the pacemaker's pumpin'...
frank_the_great: who up oozing they pump
 Heckhoundbolt: great, never say it again
 TehAmelie: could be a colostomy bag or pacemaker. . .
 Dog_of_Myth: Who's pump? Ooze Pump!
realbadatthis_: I think I'm going to rename my slime against humanity canlander deck ooze pump now
 singinnonsense: whose's ooze pump ?
DigitalSeahorse: AI is all hole so it surprise me not
Shadowsoflife: do you spice
 Scy_Anide: On the way home from my bike ride this morning someone was walking the other way with a shirt that said "drug dealer". I'd say that qualifies.
 KeytarCat: "You like jazz?"
 tehfewl: is William Holden here?
DigitalSeahorse: drgs pls
 TehAmelie: can i haz pipe pls?
 neisan2112: Everytime I've done this it came out like it was made by word magnets
 neisan2112: anyways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Graham_LRR I want ooze pump to be something in QWERPLINE now
   LoadingReadyRun: Next time chat gets chosen I'll try it with this new straw poll site
 Heckhoundbolt: thanks Paul
 Xavorin: @Thefluffiestguineapig The episode sponsor so Beej can try to rhyme with it.
 NotCainNorAbel: I was thinking the easy way to get the judge is the winner of the last round
NimrodXIV: that's when you house rule and allow swaps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also have literally ripped up cards in my personal CAH collection
frank_the_great: There's a rule that says you can cash in a black card to wheel your cards
 TehAmelie: very smooth
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 Diabore: do we have a judge?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Oscelot: "yummy rock"
NimrodXIV: no pipe!
DigitalSeahorse: yummy rock
 saucemaster5000: NO PIPE
   LoadingReadyRun: https://strawpoll.com/wAg3QzGMKy8
 jessicaengle: No pipe.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I'm waiting till after the last answer
NimrodXIV: hee hee hee
DigitalSeahorse: nice
  Sarah_Serinde: that seems direct
 BusTed: "You're just saying 'wink'"
 HadesLeprechaun: very indirect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The wink is so good
 Oscelot: *snerk*
 TehAmelie: saying "wink" and pointing at your eye is the cool thing now, i've seen it on TV
 Oscelot: The accent on Ian's
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all so good
 DoctorHutch: adam
 Oscelot: Thanks @LoadingReadyRun  Hope it works well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy live results
frank_the_great: Eight of you voters are correct
DigitalSeahorse: wink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Next time can we have the options read out one more time during voting?
 Getter404: Cycle your ooze pumps
GedankenPalast_: *flaps meat*
 Oscelot: I've gotta head out myself. Have a good time chat. Looking forward to this VoD X3
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig good call
 TehAmelie: for those of us with goldfish funeral brains
 betweenmyself: some say in cold winter nights you can still hear them even now, clapping in unison 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie AKA ADHD
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 EmsLeigh: @Mazrae Ahh yes the Sub runs out at midnight but the prime won't resub until the exact time issue
 jessicaengle: Love this song 
 marawr_arts: 1000 lovely to catch a stream with you all! This game is excellent, and so are you  1000
 EnglishGrinn: What! There's a LRR DrivethruRPG affiliate link? Since when? (I'm a vod watcher)
  Juliamon: Awhile now
 darkcyril: @marawr_arts No u
 EnglishGrinn: I JUST bought Varsity 2.0, should've used the link. goshdarnit
  Juliamon: they advertised it at the start of every NADTD episode
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  Juliamon: or was it B&O2
  Juliamon: or both??
  Juliamon: anyway, awhile
DigitalSeahorse: I love this song
 Darleysam: ooh Void Crew coming up? Nice, I've been interested in that for a while
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 EnglishGrinn: Is Slay the Spire a new game for the Long Game or am I just terminally oblivious? Man I should watch Live more
 darkcyril: @EnglishGrinn It is!
DigitalSeahorse: this song is cool shapes, weird places and 80s mall music feel
 LathosTiran: @EnglishGrinn they played through act 1
 EnglishGrinn: Going to watch absolutely ALL of that.
DigitalSeahorse: suddenly no sound
DigitalSeahorse: ah
 PharaohBender27 joins in after dinner
 TehAmelie: make words good everyone!
DigitalSeahorse: fresh word salads
 PharaohBender27: 
 tehfewl: whipping up a fresh batch of words
 KeytarCat: I wonder if Ian already has a speech written
DigitalSeahorse: "I quit!"
Mai_Andra: "no worry.  68 is new 25."
 TehAmelie: i wonder how many prompts the game has, and if we should arrange a party to write more at some point
 Gekyouryuu: @Mai_Andra ah, yes, static shock during the Justice League cartoon event where time was screwy and they went to the future
   LoadingReadyRun: @EnglishGrinn Episode 2 (and also Act 2) is tomorrow night!
 PharaohBender27: @Mai_Andra That's a lie and your back and arteries know it 
DigitalSeahorse: "CPP I'm sorry I neglected you."
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
NimrodXIV: solid
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 empyreon: STRONG
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very good
rogerivany: Was it BraveStar that had the "Spin" episode?
 spethycakes: hopsital
DigitalSeahorse: hopsital
NimrodXIV: lol
CamperBob_: He was one day away from retirement. In the biz we call it retirony
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hopsital is a W=P reference
NimrodXIV: wooo!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 empyreon: yaaaaay
 TehAmelie: yaay old discount
 PharaohBender27:  OLD DISCOUNT
 definenull: lmao
GedankenPalast_: 
DigitalSeahorse: old discound
 neisan2112: Old DIscount!!   
 BusTed: 
 definenull: 
  firehawkzoa:   
 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27:  
 iris_of_ether: 
n3ther: oh dear lmao
Shadowsoflife: 
GedankenPalast_: 
DigitalSeahorse: eep
 neisan2112:  
DigitalSeahorse: suffer business
NimrodXIV: we're learning so many anatomical terms today
 PharaohBender27:   
DigitalSeahorse: what about disabled discount?
 DudelidouX: To be fair Ben you'll probably have the old discount before you retire
 Koshindan: Heart wet
 neisan2112: I really liked Bens
 definenull: flesh balloon is a very inspired choice
asddsa28: die
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm a fan of pleasure companion
DigitalSeahorse: there should be a disabled discount
 definenull: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Discount" so groupons?
 darkcyril: This was the time for "Flesh balloon"
asddsa28: can i get some i take anyting at this pont
NimrodXIV: you know what you did
realbadatthis_: pull flesh balloon
 PharaohBender27: Because we'd need a license for full price! 
 TehAmelie: dirt deed done cheap
 darkcyril: @realbadatthis_ "whole hand"
 EmsLeigh: What is a 'Discount Massage Service'?
 jessicaengle: Old discount.
 goombalax: Old Discount Masage service
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DigitalSeahorse: ah true
 jessicaengle: @goombalax Worst drift compatiblity ever 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Second hand?
DigitalSeahorse: the able bodied and sound mind license
 goombalax: @Thefluffiestguineapig they charge extra for the second hand
 jessicaengle: Somehow I imagine a "discount massage" as  someone just punching you in the face
 TehAmelie: a caring touch costs extra
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Hence why it's discount, charging extra gets you to break even
 jessicaengle: @TehAmelie 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 PharaohBender27: 
 darkcyril: You really think my cake is bulbous? Awwww.
 circusofkirkus: 
 jessicaengle: Complex poop.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly, can we have these become Dave's crapshots?
 definenull: that goes well with Ians
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 circusofkirkus: hey
 definenull: its a 2 for 1 deal\
DigitalSeahorse: surprise top pop
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ArcOfTheConclave: minimalist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
 BusTed: gonna get Houdini'd
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig need face massage?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a boxing gym ad
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 tehfewl: surprise top pop is going into "phrases to use later" bank
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dave's Spokesman could use some of those
 TheWriterAleph: pulverized stomach
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 darkcyril: stomach pulverized
adept_nekomancer: "surprise stomach pop"
 TehAmelie: complex poops ahoy
GedankenPalast_: ooze tube?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: honestly some of these would be great Dave's Spokesman starters
 Going_Medium: pulverized stomach?
 definenull: a lot of human anatomy today huh
 Diabore: but alex just used pulverize stomach
 KeytarCat: Surprise (top) pop
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitManlyHerbsOMGScoots-xiheiKoD9TWO6fVA
 neisan2112: So glad I don't have to do this again
rogerivany: If only Alex had Pulverized Stomach
 goombalax: alex just reverses his answer
DigitalSeahorse: "feel like kidney stone but worse"
DigitalSeahorse: &
AalderFlawn: Inside becoming outside, ouch.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse That's a very low bar
 definenull: does this game allow for callbacks?
DigitalSeahorse: ^
 TehAmelie: right side
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Probably depends on what you have in hand
NimrodXIV: aw Ben
DigitalSeahorse: wrong side
DigitalSeahorse: unless camera flipps
 kumatsu: SMH, Jacob out here bragging about his complete appendix
Mai_Andra: what would Calvin Coolidge do?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mine almost burst, it was apparently a very close thing
realbadatthis_: @Mai_Andra Now that is a callback
NimrodXIV: 10, 000 shits
DigitalSeahorse: well I guess there are outliers who rarely have appedix on left side
 PharaohBender27: @Mai_Andra Not see that buying on margin is maybe a bad idea?
 bytecaster: I sense bungle all the time
 TheWriterAleph: yo who up sensin they bungle
 TehAmelie: tummy kerfuffle
 PharaohBender27: 
 definenull: i need a hero~ 
 raulghoulia: gross hill zone
DigitalSeahorse: 
gibbousm: My brother had his appendix burst. I had kidney stones. Both cause severe abdominal pain. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When my appendix almost burst it felt like I had an actual cattle prod in my kidney
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig D:
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Sevinon: These are excellent
DigitalSeahorse: need friend
 HorusFive: Don't we all just "Need Friend"
 TehAmelie: Ian's so circumlocutory, i love it
 Getter404: But... below heart need friend
DigitalSeahorse: could put words upside down if you want the reverse
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NimrodXIV: peench
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Urgent care said "I know you've been actually screaming on the floor of your room for hours, but you shouldn't go to the ER till you vomit" and I walked out the door and vomited into a trash can
DigitalSeahorse: like dog turns into god upside down no wait no it doesn't
DigitalSeahorse: aop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's get Dave's Spokesman up in here
 kumatsu: wow OR mom
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig  
 TehAmelie: spoop becomes doods
DigitalSeahorse: soup store but more hair!
 TehAmelie: (i have the LRR fridge magnets)
DigitalSeahorse: "Why buy hat at hairy soup store?"
 PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse "Why are you getting hair at the soup store!?!?"
AalderFlawn: Need hair? good. We help
   LoadingReadyRun: you may have noticed a few words from the old LRR magnetic poetry card. I believe "Dave's" is on there 
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie I got those back in 2016, but I'm not sure where they ended up 
DigitalSeahorse: @PharaohBender27 I always get hair in my soup!
realbadatthis_: @PharaohBender27 Isn't Alex on the Know Your Meme page for Soup?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Sometimes they just need to admit they are out of their depth, I don't say that often because many things can just go to urgent care, but they should have said for me to go to the ER and not hedged
 PharaohBender27: @realbadatthis_ I'd need to check
NimrodXIV: mingle woman, walkin down the street
 definenull: ohh that head
gibbousm: A+
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheWriterAleph: flap on down to the apple patch
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Getter404: It's all in the presentation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would prefer this prompt with "merkin store"
NimrodXIV: what a selection
 bytecaster: Incredible
 TehAmelie: that was almost a rhyme
 Thefluffiestguineapig: VEry good
DigitalSeahorse: hundred fluff~
 iris_of_ether: 
 Going_Medium: So good all
 Getter404: Daddy Power is strong
DigitalSeahorse: neato
 definenull: the presentation adds SO much
 tehfewl: i do want daddy power
 Sevinon: "we've got some heaters, and Alex" has real, "and balloon fight" energy
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Does this lead to a low budget porn?
 jessicaengle: These people could sell beige
DigitalSeahorse: discover sexy drip
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 bytecaster: Y'all are just too good at this!
 saucemaster5000: the points ARE deciding your yearly bonus
 TehAmelie: a low budget porn about toupees that work, could be genius
 Koshindan: Desert bus jingle
Alex_Frostfire: Bus is coming!
 gualdhar: last time I tried playing jackbox with my actual coworkers, it devolved into penis pump "jokes"
 bytecaster: Advantage Ian!
 jessicaengle: Birb frands
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: bird game?
Shadowsoflife: CROW FRIENDS
DigitalSeahorse: birb scope
 jessicaengle:   
DigitalSeahorse: come scope some chicks with me bro
 Blip2004: they played jackbox at my last work and it got real bad, like firing and putting up a camera bad
GedankenPalast_: @Blip2004 Ô.o
realbadatthis_: If you got time for youtube vid, you have time for Corvid
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Putting up a camera?
 PharaohBender27: @Blip2004 ... Firing and putting up a camera?
DigitalSeahorse: "look at deez boobies!"
 HadesLeprechaun: so literally Job Job
 ProcyonFlynn: "Team Building - NO not like that!"
 bytecaster: This performance review is gonna be ... drawful for you!
 Blip2004: some real racism and inappropriate sex jokes
 Diabore: team building
Alex_Frostfire: If I was invited to play Jackbox at the office, I would decline.
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blip2004 
NimrodXIV: yikes
 neisan2112: WOOOF
 Sorator13: "if you die in murder mystery house, you die in real life"
 TheWriterAleph: 
 NotCainNorAbel: PAUL!
 SnackPak_: wow Paul
 PharaohBender27: @Blip2004 Oh NNNOOOOOOO
 definenull: sheesh
 TehAmelie: if you make a callback to a lazy sex joke, fired and i call everyone i know to warn them about you
 neisan2112: @Blip2004 Yikes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Could be worse. Could be afterdark games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blip2004 I'm so sorry that sucks and shouldn't happen
 SquareDotCube: could be word spud
 definenull: IAN
 Sorator13: nice
NimrodXIV: hey
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
GedankenPalast_: IAN yes!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehe
DigitalSeahorse: very strong finger
 Blip2004: it was a bunch of young guys fresh out of highschool with minimal supervision and lots of free time
NimrodXIV: oh nooo
 TheWriterAleph: oh noooo 
DigitalSeahorse: 
realbadatthis_: If you got time for bed rot, you got time for Parrott
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blip2004 Explanation and not an excuse for them, I'm still really sorry
DigitalSeahorse: flying snek!
GedankenPalast_: could be
 definenull: short at sweet
NimrodXIV: cmon, it fun
DigitalSeahorse: it fun!
 PharaohBender27: I played Jackbox with people in my union local during lockdown, and it was mostly good, though I learned that improv acting-heavy games like the invention game whose name I can't remember right now did *not* work well because they didn't want to commit to the pitch at all
DigitalSeahorse: the pun gets it
 bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 Those poor bits, not being commited to
HavenDragon: @PharaohBender27 Patently Stupid
 Getter404: NO PIPE
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wow, no need to call his co-workers that. /s
 Mr_Bitterness: No pipe!
 TehAmelie: no pipe!
 PharaohBender27: @HavenDragon That's the one! Thank you, HeavenDragon
DigitalSeahorse: hmmmm
NimrodXIV: bump not blow
DigitalSeahorse: you know
 GasCityGaming: NO Pipe!
Shadowsoflife: no pipe
 JKBalch: It's not, for medical practices
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's Nope wants to know
adept_nekomancer: No pipe?  Cocaine arc how?
GedankenPalast_: Adam last card was the answer
 NotCainNorAbel: the arch is back
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait it's illegal? uh oh
realbadatthis_: bump, not blow
 tehfewl: schedule 2
 neisan2112: So there's this guy named Richard Nixon
 ShaneLeeAtk: Is this where the LRR cocaine arc begins?
 PharaohBender27: Is "The '80s" even a possible answer within this game? Because that'd be mine 
DigitalSeahorse: I just heard someone I know was prescribed a low dose heroine
 Sorator13: @ShaneLeeAtk Bold of you to assume it hasn't already!
realbadatthis_: less illegal than yummy rock
 TehAmelie: eh, they're already heavy into special horse meth
Front_Ranger: The interstitial music is just *chef's kiss*.
DigitalSeahorse: so it may not be completely illegal here
 Diabore: oh adam got a goodun
DigitalSeahorse: if you know the right doctor
 neisan2112: Okay which pitch gets LRR into the cocain arc?
DigitalSeahorse: or the wrong doctor
NimrodXIV: @TehAmelie oh I forgot about special horse meth
Alex_Frostfire: Most illegal drugs are mostly just contraband.
 tehfewl: the right doctor is an ENT doc
 Sorator13: @NimrodXIV *never* forget about special horse meth
 JKBalch: Also, isn't Paul already on cocaine?
 saucemaster5000: paul never said no technically to the cocaine arc
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your brain would go into overdrive probably
 definenull: got there
 TheWriterAleph: 
DigitalSeahorse: is crack
 DeM0nFiRe: 
frank_the_great: wack
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheNerdWonder: simple and sweet
DigitalSeahorse: very true
Alex_Frostfire: The identity!
 Larkonus: You're certainly not wrong.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  there
DigitalSeahorse:  
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 PharaohBender27: 
GedankenPalast_: Uhh, strong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all very good
NimrodXIV: I think you're using it wrong
 niccus: gta6 needs dark souls messages
 DeM0nFiRe: Why is it always ancient dark sin?
 tehfewl: try finger, but cocaine
 JKBalch: Dark Souls cocaine
 MyrddintheWizard: the ultimate warrior soul…
DigitalSeahorse: perkoset tried but cocaine is easier to spell
 TehAmelie: great pipe ahead
 bytecaster: @tehfewl try finger, but boob
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The correct answer is "Cujo
 Getter404: oh you don't have the right, but you don't have the right...
 definenull: ??
DigitalSeahorse: no wonder they call it oxy instead
 tehfewl: Despair, but also, Despair
 bytecaster: So specific
 KeytarCat: This game, but the prompt is a fantasy vista
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no.
adept_nekomancer: "complex poops, need blow"
 TheNerdWonder: stink vent blow?
DigitalSeahorse: "it stinky, why?"
 Nigouki: "I will war crime in there"
Alex_Frostfire: I'm imagining an "after" moment here.
 TehAmelie: poop air goes swish?
 PharaohBender27: "Look I need to detonate a Category 5 dooker and need to know if that will make the restroom a hazard area"
DigitalSeahorse: "Something just died in there?"
 betweenmyself: Why you need the bathroom fan?  “This is a Wafflehouse, where else am I gonna smoke my crack?”
Red_Dead_Monkey: Help  Miasma
realbadatthis_: fart fan functional?
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Stink escape? Or death barge"
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 LaconicLad: "Can fly ceiling?"
 Sorator13: "evacuate smell possible?"
Front_Ranger: shitter airated?
 MyrddintheWizard: @red_dead_monkey that is very strong!
DigitalSeahorse: "fan de toilet"
NimrodXIV: like that
realbadatthis_: Behold, (prairie) dog!
 Sorator13: oh NO
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 definenull: the delivery is so important
 Sevinon: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: that's almost lucid!
DigitalSeahorse: very good
NimrodXIV: butt crisis, lol
 KeytarCat: Uncle fester!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Butt crisis is so good
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 electra310: That is very many months!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: thousand gurgle
Shadowsoflife: Hey foxmar o/
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy. raiders!
 Getter404: Thousand Gurglle is my favorite Japanese TCG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders to the thousand gurgle
 PharaohBender27: Agreed, Adam
 TehAmelie: we're having fear and loathing in the restaurant bathroom
DigitalSeahorse: none threat
 Diabore: ttbb
 tehfewl: Miss, but crisis
DigitalSeahorse: little green foxes?
Shadowsoflife: bork
DigitalSeahorse: woof
 bytecaster: Lets hope they all got bark
Shadowsoflife: boof
 dumbo3k: woof
 ProcyonFlynn: inb4 the mods unionize and make demands
 gnomebot1: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyey
 TheNerdWonder: squirrel!
Alex_Frostfire: Nothing, except squirrel?
DigitalSeahorse: "balcony"
 Diabore: "woof food"
 TehAmelie: squirrel!
 Dog_of_Myth: when fry come back?
DigitalSeahorse: "BALCHONY!"
NimrodXIV: @Dog_of_Myth how dare
 Athelgar: Ground Snacks!
realbadatthis_: Outside? butt crisis!
 TheNerdWonder: @Dog_of_Myth oh that hurts. Why must you pain?
 dumbo3k: Forsooth! A fluffy tree-borne rodent!
   Anubis169: ProcyonFlynn: Unions are amazing, but we got a good deal already 
WriterRaven: who you? fuck you for being not me! - said to a mirror
 KeytarCat: There was a little dog leaning out a car on my morning walk, and it barked at me so I went "WAH" at it.  We went back and forth until the driver rolled up the dog's window
DigitalSeahorse: "outside.  food exit."
   LoadingReadyRun: Instead of Emote-only mode, now I kinda want a mode that limits all chat messages to a predefined list of words 
 ProcyonFlynn: @Anubis169 
 Diabore: @KeytarCat they knew their dog was losing
 Sevinon: @loadingreadyrun randomized for each chwtter
 TheNerdWonder: @LoadingReadyRun just need to create emotes that are words then
 TehAmelie: i heard a story about a dog today. "he has decided his job is stick."
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Neat idea, but feel that would be a LOT of work
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WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun Emote-only mode but all the emotes are words or syllables.
   Anubis169: anyavamps: got 99 problems but a sub ain't one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun That would actually be a cool way to have us make the motivational posters
 Diabore: concise and precise
 Sorator13: Describe the inner thoughts of a cat: go out, then back in, then back out, then back in...
 definenull: same tbh
 bytecaster: attain asleep indeed
 TehAmelie: i attain asleep soon
 empyreon: FILTH~
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's very accurate
DigitalSeahorse: queasy
DigitalSeahorse: happy
 anyavamps: LOL
NimrodXIV: 
adept_nekomancer: No, no, that's dingos
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Dog_of_Myth: for the Aussies
 TheNerdWonder: playing to the aussie market
 Sorator13: ben.... ben no
drcthulu: That dingo's got your baby
 PharaohBender27: Ben, that's - Ian beat me to it 
FelisRin: His baby ate my dingo!
 Getter404: Jacob inhabited the mindset
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian and Jacob were both very good
 Sevinon: I need a clip with Ian's corr ction
 TehAmelie: did you know somewhere in northeast America they've found a new species that's a hybrid of dog, wolf and coyote? why not dingo
 Sevinon: Wish I could but mobile
ThorSokar: Glass Dog Gonna Get Ya!
 Diabore: OH bumble! i uh did not hear bumble
 PharaohBender27: Bumble - is that the  dating site?
 anyavamps: Date. Like a calendar, right?
 TehAmelie: "are you a model? this looks like a professional headshot"
 bytecaster: @PharaohBender27 yes
DigitalSeahorse: "Where's your past self?"
 MyrddintheWizard: 
DigitalSeahorse: "Who is you?"
 Sorator13: imperative!
 definenull: savage
 Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 PharaohBender27: Daaaaang
 TehAmelie: wowsers
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
NimrodXIV: Shakespeare
 bytecaster: Oh my god, what a burn
DAC169: 
 jae_dorian: niiice
 Sorator13: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That tree is TOO WIDE. Why is it so wide??
DigitalSeahorse: dubious anatomy
NimrodXIV: OOF
 Sevinon: Woww
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
 anyavamps: Weird. I'd consider the cadaver remark a compliment.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 definenull: OMG
realbadatthis_: no pleasure companion for ooze pump!
NimrodXIV: aww
 definenull: OOF
 neisan2112: Oooooo
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 definenull: HA
 Getter404: "Lemme plow"
DigitalSeahorse: I can plow 
 Sorator13: I am experiencing An Concern
 definenull: thats the pregnant pause while the "<name> is typing...." shows up
 Getter404: "I got you blue"
 niccus: i can rotate that crop
 Athelgar: theres 2 nostrils
 neisan2112: No we asked for blow no plow
 TheWriterAleph: IAN 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilGiftedClintmullinsVoHiYo-j_FYrmTBL8x8SY01
 empyreon: IAN
 definenull: oops
 TehAmelie: accidentally!
 Gekyouryuu: accidentally?
 TheNerdWonder: oops wrong right
 ProcyonFlynn: Second one free
 MAPBoardgames:  He got the wrong foot amputated!
 TheNerdWonder: @ProcyonFlynn oh that's very good
 KeytarCat: This is why they have the patient mark the limb
adept_nekomancer: "ooze pump?  No pipe."
 MyrddintheWizard: whoops that a law suit
kynelwynn: I've only arrived a bit ago, so have missed how they got their refirgerator magnets to form sentences in the first place. Is it just, you pull words until you have X?
DigitalSeahorse: "me no belong here"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the modern day the amount of things you ignored to do that is astounding
GedankenPalast_: SO important to check the left/right situation when in hospital, perspective is a thing.
 TehAmelie: no they have a bank of it looks like 50 or so words they gotta make work
GedankenPalast_: I woke up with scetchings all over the wrong leg
 neisan2112: @kynelwynn They have a bunch in front of them, and refill some after from the box.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Having had hip surgery, they have you confirm on four different forms, then the doctor and a nurse come in and SIGN the correct limb outside surgery before you have any drugs so you can consent
 Sorator13: @kynelwynn Yeah, and they discard the words they use and draw new ones to replace them
DigitalSeahorse: "I'd lend you a hand but I'd probably give you the wrong one too."
 Sevinon: @thefluffiestguineapig yeah, when I was there with a broken arm the doctor got annoyed at me when I was joking "well I think you can tell what side";when he asked for verbal confirmation
 TehAmelie: imagine the conversation if it was not accidentally
 tehfewl: wink is top tier tile
 anyavamps: Mr. Spokesman is that you
DAC169: dave's dave's
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 bytecaster: lol so random
 definenull: OH NO
 Sorator13: ADAM
DigitalSeahorse: oh NOOOOOOO
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: OH NO
 A_nearby_Tr3e: Adam!!!!!
 lamina5432: pain
 definenull: OTZ
 Getter404: They, they've got an Angry Inch
 KeytarCat: Surprise bottom surgery
 Diabore: adam straight tearring it
DigitalSeahorse: that went so dark, underpants dark
 Larkonus: I wasn't here for the start of the stream. How are the words allocated to folks? It seems like a large number, counting would be a nightmare.
RelwinEJ: Don't worry, there's plenty more Pringles cans
 sporkraptor: aw damn, I got here just at the end XD
 bytecaster: This is a lot of fun!
Mai_Andra: It's just the pieces in front of them look too small to be full words. But then the answers are all words and not just ransom letters.
 KeytarCat: @Larkonus They don't count, it's just a Handful
 Getter404: Again, Ooze Pump
realbadatthis_: the cylinder must remain unharmed
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real
 TehAmelie: that's every submission so far
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 bytecaster: Play to the judges!
 sporkraptor: oh nooooo
 Athelgar: Belligerently eating dried pasta?
 Larkonus: @KeytarCat Ah, that tracks. Especially since this is a for fun game, not really competitive.
 TheNerdWonder: I kinda want to just give Jacob a point
Shadowsoflife: Same
 tehcrashxor: ditto
NimrodXIV: yup
GedankenPalast_: @TheNerdWonder Same
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelentlessSpicySushiKevinTurtle-jr2f1EtIe47UeMIi
realbadatthis_: Ordered 3 Bloody Marys
 DaFhaye: I really need this game
 PharaohBender27: I think I'd just choose one word - not saying it now in case anyone on stream is going for the same vibe
Laserbeaks_Fury: No flai
Laserbeaks_Fury: *flair
 electra310: I bought this game for my mom when it was on Kickstarter (or whichever site). I need to get her to bring it to our next family thing
 anyavamps: Oh this is reminding me of that old Chris Fleming sketch.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Will we have a new link for the straw poll?
 Getter404: Well that's ominous
   LoadingReadyRun: There will be a new link
 KeytarCat: Has the chime always been just two bong?
 anyavamps: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a strong start
 Sorator13: @KeytarCat yup!
 definenull: OH NO
 PharaohBender27: I'm sorry WHAT
GedankenPalast_: Oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Ravynn: IAN.
 Sorator13: IAN HORNER
DigitalSeahorse: 
 definenull: thats so messed up
 bytecaster: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
GedankenPalast_: Pringles can
ThorSokar: oh WOOOOW
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
n3ther: it was just there
WriterRaven: prominent junk.
 Getter404: Dr Mantis Toboggan, is that you?!
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
DAC169: D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
 KeytarCat: Alex and Ian said the same thing!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 KeytarCat: woah
DigitalSeahorse:  F
 niccus: family feud answer, incredible
 Electrodyne: Good old Wankenstein
 PharaohBender27: 
epsilon_vee: relatable
 Aarek: Kathleen inciting a riot again
 Sorator13: I mean, I'd support that Kathleen
 TehAmelie: Applebee's is dead, long live Wendy's
Raincoast_Bear: Revolution starts at Applebees!
   LoadingReadyRun: https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2lDMkZ7
 Electrodyne: Or wankenstein's monster
 anyavamps: what in seven hells is happening in this applebees?
ThorSokar: DOWN WITH MICROWAVED FOOD!
 Getter404: No Pipe!
 PharaohBender27: I would have gone for just "MEDIOCRE"
 TehAmelie: the pipes are calling
 neisan2112: Oh not the pipe!!
adept_nekomancer: No pipe Ben, no pipe!
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe just have everyone re-read their own cards?
 definenull: whomst is whomst
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, this is a hard choice
DigitalSeahorse: dat tie breaker
NimrodXIV: drama
 neisan2112: Oh stawpoll blocks vpn voters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a super hard choice
 definenull: ggs!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very well done all!!!
 Cptasparagus: when do we get ranked choice
NimrodXIV: end with a haiku?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
kynelwynn: Adam, just know I voted for you 
 TehAmelie: but everyone was so good
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Fruan: Great stream
 MyrddintheWizard:  
 MyrddintheWizard:   
DigitalSeahorse: GG
 Koshindan: I'd be interested in seeing a team version.
 PharaohBender27: 690
DigitalSeahorse: just in time for buffer
 Sevinon: Nicely curated
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - game good magnet nice
 bytecaster: It's important to balance the meta!
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kynelwynn: Feels like a better CaH
 TehAmelie: and if you lose any words, you can drag for them with magnets
 definenull: they def playtested this well
 Xavorin: @PharaohBender27 What would your answer have been?
 bytecaster: This was a lot of fun!
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 The_Color_Twelve: oh curses I got here later than I realized
 PharaohBender27: @Xavorin MEDIOCRE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Teams: add one word at a time
 SquirrelEarl: Am I imagining it, but didn't LRR make a magnet set once?
 Getter404: Super Bass?
spimmmm: camel up super yup?
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 KeytarCat: @SquirrelEarl And they mixed it in to this box!
DigitalSeahorse: I laughed a lot
 SquirrelEarl: Great I am not going crazy
 bytecaster: No, Adam, we are still here!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Nigouki: this was very good, plz more
 singinnonsense: I hope everyone's ooze pump is well moist
 PharaohBender27: @SquirrelEarl They did for Patreon supporters pledging at least $10 back in the mid-2010s. I got one back in 2016 but sadly don't know where it went (I was living with folks at the time I got it)
 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream! it was so much fun my life has been extended
DigitalSeahorse: check floor for escaped words
 tehcrashxor: @bytecaster It's the YouTube viewers who are gone, as that's where they'll cut the VOD
 KeytarCat: It's SO GOOD
 Gekyouryuu: there's a multiplayer mod for the actual StS, too
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Chances are I'll dig into some box I haven't looked at in several years and it'll be in there 
Mai_Andra: 
 jessicaengle: All Day Discount Massage
adept_nekomancer: Jacob seems like he might be excited for this.
 PharaohBender27: Too bad Graham never found that one Squall comic . . .
 bytecaster: Jacob, are you looking forward to this?
 definenull: jacob is barely holding it in
 bytecaster: Will something happen?
 jessicaengle: Something?
 PharaohBender27: There will be a new This or That: "Minor League Baseball Team or Garage Rock Band" 
 The_Color_Twelve: oh hey!
 TheAwkes: Getting to watch Live the night before hitting the road for a week sounds pretty good.
 The_Color_Twelve: Love Void Crew
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 bytecaster: Ian remember to wear your this or that shirt!
 niccus: you have to wait a year first
 Xavorin: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 calculated_uncertainties: Crab!
DigitalSeahorse: 
Koshindan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
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I_Am_Clockwork: 5000 Thanks for the much needed laughs
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
I_Am_Clockwork: YES!
Shadowsoflife: DA BITS!
I_Am_Clockwork: FINALLY!
 jessicaengle: Remember chat, no pipe.
DigitalSeahorse: remember to drink water!
 PharaohBender27: And Clockwork was big percentage of that 
 TheWriterAleph: YESSS
 PharaohBender27: 
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 calculated_uncertainties: Winning!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: MY longgame payed off!
 lamina5432: gnight
 I_Am_Clockwork: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub!
ThorSokar: That's OK, I didn't want microwaved food anyways
 definenull: for legal purposes that was a joke *wink*
 vinewood_og: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: the drama kid post-production diner hangout
 I_Am_Clockwork: didn't see my prime sub had lapsed XD
 jessicaengle: @KaleidoscopeMind Oh you too eh?
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 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #2377: "Game! I was trying to die and you let me level up?!" —Heather [2016-04-25]
 jessicaengle: MOOD
   Anubis169: ads? what ads...
Anubis169 gifted a Tier 1 sub to DigitalSeahorse! They have given 17 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 PharaohBender27: Oh I can *hear* that in Heather's voice
 calculated_uncertainties: Mighty banisher of ads, lol
 DigitalSeahorse: @Anubis169 Thanks for the gift sub!
   Anubis169: wasn't me, you can't prove it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: I could've been anybody 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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