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Stormgod519: mornin!!!
Stormgod519: Watching the spike feeders play the new precons, and already a new card stands out to me as absurd lol
Diabore: i spent my morning watching edsc
Stormgod519: I will get to that later
Earthenone: i hope jacob is involved in some capacity with the finals fantasy
Stormgod519: he is
Stormgod519: He is playing today irrc
Stormgod519: iirc
Earthenone:
it was always great to see his enthusiasm on rythem cafe when tetraythem came up 
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: !card Coin of Fate
LRRbot: Coin of Fate [1W] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, surveil 1. / {3}{W}, {T}, Exile two creature cards from your graveyard, Sacrifice this artifact: An opponent chooses one of the exiled cards. You put that card on the bottom of your library and return the other to the battlefield tapped. You become the monarch.
Stormgod519: this card is bonkers
Stormgod519: *spoiler*
SaxPython: how many weapons will Gilgamesh hold today?
Stormgod519: Yes
SaxPython: I'm rooting for 6
Stormgod519: seems low...
Stormgod519:
SaxPython:
Stormgod519: Ill say, i don't know FF at all
RyleAKAHaseoSora: Who else is ready for Ben to recite the coffee pasta that is the Final Fantasy 14 national until stream ends?
Stormgod519: but its a new magic set, so I'm here
Stormgod519: @RyleAKAHaseoSora I forgot about that lol
Earthenone: interesting, you would think coin of fate would say with diferent names, but maybe that is yugioh brain talking
Stormgod519: I should get that copypasta at the ready Jk mods I swear
Stormgod519: @Earthenone nope. even if it did tho its absurd
Anubis169:
SaxPython: #FreeTilLevel60
RyleAKAHaseoSora: @stormgod519 but seriously though have you heard about the Final Fantasy 14 free trial
Stormgod519: Also I'm mostly here so I can learn the rules a bit so when people have judge calls locally I can answer them (also more than locally if people need but the LRRMTG judges are better than me)
Stormgod519: @RyleAKAHaseoSora lol, I have
Earthenone:
the infographic on edsc said level 70 
RyleAKAHaseoSora: also, did you know that Final Fantasy 11 finally has Fantasia after being out for over 23 years it finally has Fantasia
Anubis169: Say it, I dare you, I critically acclaimed doublecast dare you
BattleFries: heya~ just got here. the Final Fantasy MTG stream is supposed to start any minute, right? just want to make sure I'm in the right place at the right time
SaxPython: lol
Earthenone: you are
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TXC2: title change!
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IbunWest:
Stormgod519: it is 10 local time
Stormgod519: time to get some magic on
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Earthenone: !findquote lifestream
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Stormgod519: @red_shoes_jeff happy time zones
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the_fanerdic: is this the ffmtg waiting room? lol
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Stormgod519: Im glad they do rules stuff at the beginning, tho since its not a ppr I assume its gonna be different
Stormgod519: @LRRbot I love this quote
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RyleAKAHaseoSora: !findquote final fantasy
OldUncleDan: I tried the FF14 free trail a couple of years back. I have to admit, I got really lost and confused with the Tutorial area.
TXC2: CONTACT
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RyleAKAHaseoSora: !findquote fantasy
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Stormgod519: oh this music si so sweet
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Deejay_017: LETS GOOOO
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RyleAKAHaseoSora: Wait a second here it’s not even Friday night yet on the West Coast what’s happening here?
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Mitch B.: ascending and descending do do do do do do do do do
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foxwithaknife: oh perfect timing I just finished watching N100 showdown
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pleonasticTautology: nine gift subs for my first/favorite final fantasy :3
gluonquark: I don't really care for FF, but a PPR is always fun
pleonasticTautology: @gluonquark legally not a ppr
RyleAKAHaseoSora: @stormgod519 oh I realize that I’m just remarking on how the going online timer says Friday Night
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology very nice
TXC2: !ppr
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feelingfroggo: legally distinct ppr
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Stormgod519: @RyleAKAHaseoSora ah, true, the graphic
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Stormgod519: Legally Distinct FNPF
Sarah: Hello friends
Jon Grayson: hello, didn't think they were gonna do anything for this
ShadowboyTyler: hi sarah
Michael Lenning: Hey everybody :hand-pink-waving:
Yosiel: hello! is this the PPR?
ShadowboyTyler: PPR adjacent
Sarah: Not exactly, no official PPR for this set
Jonathan Robles: oh crap hello
Sarah: !ppr
iSmartMan1: @Jon Grayson It's a standard legal set, why wouldn't they do something for it?
Sarah: That'll show up eventually
Gaz-L: hi chat, is this 'PPR... in Minecraft'?
Yosiel: ohhhh but new cards nonetheless
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Desruprot: so its Legally Distinct PPR
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legally distinct Spider-Man
TXC2:
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Mr_Bitterness: Interrupting watching the latest Elder Dragon to be here
RyleAKAHaseoSora: I hear the mods have something special planned for those who tell people about the Final Fantasy 14 free trial…
DirectorStephanie: @mr_bitterness me too! twins?!
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pleonasticTautology: oh jacob looks so giddy in that photo
flatluigi: @RyleAKAHaseoSora is it an advertisement for the LRR ff14 guilds?
the_fanerdic: @mr_bitterness samesies
pleonasticTautology: wait that's not jacob lmao.
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pleonasticTautology: i'm blind
JinaMahavira:
I have already watched 3.5 hours of FFMTG stuff today 
pleonasticTautology: i need an eye exam
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
An IRL Rabbit: PPR-ish
Sarah: @iSmartMan1 ^
ShadowboyTyler: PPR in Minecraft is where everyone starts with Aggressive Mining lol
Gaz-L: v rude of LRR not to wait for me to finish watching EDSC
iSmartMan1: Ah, thank you for clarifying @Sarah
Sarah: np
Jon Grayson: I meant as far as a ppr, because of legal reasons with square ennix
Logan Avery Lucis Caelum: is there going to be like drafting cards of the set or more like just having decks done already?
Matt Cox: So no guests, probably? All in-house?
Stormgod: morning YT chat!!!
Sarah: There will be sealed and then drafting. No guests
A_Dub888: @diderobot moe moe cue
Micalovits: Wooo, not late!
Earthenone: im a "fake" FF fan, started with 7, played ff14 on launch and cut ties with the franchise for the most part (tried 15 couldent get into it)
Desruprot: @JinaMahavira right a bunch of Commander stuff has come out, it includes Elder Dragon Social Club
Stormgod519: @Earthenone Ive never played; you're a bigger fan than I have
DirectorStephanie: i hope Jacob’s here today just so we can hear him from the friend zone go “!!!!!” I love seeing folks I respect mark out for their fave thing
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gluonquark: There is no such thing as a fake fan
RyleAKAHaseoSora: @flatluigi wait there’s multiple free companies now?! also I’m not connected to those companies in any way shape or form as I typically am around goblin server with the dot hackers fc
JinaMahavira: @Desruprot yup, did the 2H EDSC and the Spike Feeders
Bruceski: You paid for the whole seat but you'll only need Edward Geraldine!
DirectorStephanie: all fans are real fans!
tabbyphobos: Early shout-out to the mods because they may have their work cut out for them today.
GrandiaKnight: Lali Ho everyone!
TXC2:
the most FF I've played is watching Graham stream 7 and 12
jovens_v: the hype is real
flatluigi: @RyleAKAHaseoSora (i just assume there are multiple)
TXC2: hello GrandiaKnight welcome
rdsj59: Will this be a PPR or just them gaming? Been away from mtg content for some time
thetrashman_sc:
Edge isnt in the set tho 
TXC2:
tabbyphobos
Stormgod519: @TXC2 Most I've done is watching highlights of G playing 7 and 12
red_shoes_jeff: @DirectorStephanie If he's here, he probably brought the Red Mage sword from Desert Bus.
Stormgod519: here we gooooooooo
TXC2: Stormgod519 ha
Gaz-L: i assume similar issues will arise with Disney and Nickelodeon for Spider-Man and ATLA?
Sarah: no idea. It probably depends on the rights holder that WotC is collaborating with
Matt Cox: Disney for sure. Nickelodeon I can see being more chill about it.
Stormgod: potentially yes
Logan Avery Lucis Caelum: fellow Canadians gaming I was about to load up FFXV actually haha
Stormgod: only time will tell
Sarah: we had a LotR PPR I think
Stormgod: yes
Stormgod: we did
Deejay_017: LETS GOOO
DirectorStephanie: @rdsj59 it’s a legal distinct non ppr
Mad_Grady:
CodeIndigo: LALI HO!!!
Anubis169: Happy uhh... Friday Morning Paperfight Warning?
Stormgod519: Ayyyy!
Leonhart321: You know, with 16 Mainline titles, several sequels, a number of spinoffs, books, audio dramas, stage plays and other supplimentary material, I don't think is is going to be a Final Fantasy
A_Dub888: @txc2 Lifestream feels like thicc wet! SEND TWEET
GrandiaKnight: @CodeIndigo Lali Ho!
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TheOneCalledStu: FF HYPE
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TXC2: Here we GO!
Gilvaroth123: Let's go!
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Brozard: yooooooo
Sarah_Serinde: fantastic
SilasLunark: @rdsj59 pack openings and jamming games, they didn't get an official ppr
northos: aaaa this is adorable
TheWanderingNomad: WOOOO
TalpTheScot: oh thats very good
DjGameKing: yoooooooooooo
Anubis169: oh that's rad
Stormgod519: oh wow
jovens_v: omg
Earthenone: a crystal? lets chronicle it!
pleonasticTautology: 🥺
iris_of_ether: Yesss
scarlet_warlock: Pog
shamblingkrenshar: THATS RAD
BrassWingman: yoooo
feelingfroggo: wonderful opening
LordManiMani: Oooo
NewtyNewts: Now that's an intro!
TXC2: wonderful
DeM0nFiRe:
nice
FadedOverseer: yoooo
pleonasticTautology: THAT WAS SO CUTE
Micalovits: Damn, that was neat!
mackstashmarshall: oh that was so good
Stormgod519: Morning!!!
GhostValv: neato
laikagoat: Hell yes
gluonquark: The most I know about FF is that they show up in kingdom hearts
pleonasticTautology: "night"
TXC2: Hello LRR
GrandiaKnight: LRR HYPE!!
Moansters: Love the intro
Zoso_Wolf: oh that was soooo good!!
Anubis169: Heyoooooooooo
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Monarch101: It's going to be a pain trying to get a Setzer and Blackjack card cause I don't want to buy commander deck
jovens_v: that was amazing
PorpoisesUnknown: that was a VERY clean intro
DirectorStephanie: good [timezone]!
GrandiaKnight: Too short!
Stormgod519: "Night" at 10 am
Leonhart321: Lali Ho
pleonasticTautology: lali-ho!!!!
SilasLunark: Welcome to the North 100 crew
gralamin: Lalo-ho!
laikagoat:
GhostValv: Lali ho!
A_Dub888: Lali Ho
rdsj59: LALI-HO!!!
flatluigi: lali-ho! o/
the_fanerdic:
lali ho
Anubis169: !patreon
TheWanderingNomad: With more OOMPH Wheeler!
mastershake29x: so it's just a North 100 episode
TXC2: !patreon
lucky_lux: lali-ho o/
Anubis169: ^ that
gluonquark: It's 8pm here
TheWanderingNomad: LALI-HOOOOOOOOOOOO o/
Stormgod519: Secret North 100 episode
Feriority: Lali-I can't wait for this set to be out-ho!
Anubis169: !cc
Y2A_Alkis: Is Serge's mic working?
GrandiaKnight: Lali Ho!
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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AllTheWeasels: thats so good
Desruprot: Lali-Ho!
Earthenone: !dragonshield
DirectorStephanie: the kingdom of cards?!
Stormgod519: @Y2A_Alkis sounds fine for me
Ryan: but without a PPR, how will anyone learn about the existence of this minor set??
Stormgod: lol
Stormgod: oh new intro
Sarah: Love that
Ryan: nice
Cecil Hoshino: Lali-ho!
Gaz-L: lali-ho!
Sarah: !patreon
RiverMyst: hello!
Rich2799: Trying to watch this on a plane, so far no luck. Can someone type a play-by-play into the chat?😂
Sarah: eventually
DrAngryMongoose: let's hear some love for Aerith 💚💚💚
northos: @Y2A_Alkis sounds fine to me
Anubis169: "LoadingReadyRun sent me, Button Please"
lesbiandracula: la hee
feelingfroggo: is Serge’s mic on? it sounds like he is coming through someone else’s
gluonquark: But it's not a ppr
jovens_v: Lali-ho to you too wheeler we are happy you are here
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
gluonquark: Surge
DirectorStephanie:
Y2A_Alkis: I guess then it's just some weird echo or something, sounds a bit off compared to Wheeler and Nelly.
shamblingkrenshar: Approval with Square is likely a nightmare
Desruprot:
rdsj59: Sadge. Square why!?
shaunleung: A PPR by any other name smells as sweet
Anubis169: ^
A_Dub888: SPAAAAACE
Leonhart321: Legally Distinct PPR
taydr0: i know its not a PPR, but will there be videos between games?
Stormgod519: lol
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DirectorStephanie: thank you for the cards!
Stormgod519: Wheeler you gotta hold it AWAY from your face
Anubis169: PPR = NPPR, Discuss
Sarah: they've only just started introducing the stream
Stormgod: @Rich2799 idk how feasible that will be lol. best of luck to ya
Yosiel: hello! and thanks Sarah!
Sarah: and they'll be at it for 8 hours so you've got time to catch some
DrAngryMongoose: !prizes
Sarah: None today
Sarah: As far as I'm aware
DrAngryMongoose: fair
lesbiandracula: just finished!
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 lol
gralamin:
I did not sue to work
SilasLunark: Im pretty excited for space tezzeret
jovens_v: already watched it indeed
NarfBlinko: missed that
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Gekyouryuu: Have 5 minutes left of it
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Diabore: month???
pleonasticTautology:
notes 
mackstashmarshall:
@Anubis169 you monster! 
bytecaster: @Anubis169 What about PPRSPACE though?
gluonquark: @anubis169 I'm dead
Stormgod519: buckled in
Brozard: Notes!
Zanzal_S: What is the difference between today and normal ppr?
Sarah_Serinde:
Serge is prepared 
Stormgod519: @Anubis169 pfft
ArmstrongRGM96X: That is true, I started watching EDSC when it went up and basically just finished a few minutes ago
pleonasticTautology: hey serge do i have to go to playonline to see this schedule
rdsj59: Can we still get a judge breakdown? I was looking forward to you talking about saga creatures
northos: yooo
Leonhart321: I was at work Serge
Walla_tv: this isnt a ppr?
SaxPython:
shamblingkrenshar: Oooooh!
pleonasticTautology: yoooo
Marvoleath: @Zanzal_S no guests, mostly
thraximore: ooh
TalpTheScot: oh damn
DeM0nFiRe: Oh sick
jovens_v: Ayoo
pleonasticTautology: that's sick as hell
Mike_McBob: dont hit the water
bytecaster: Sick!
lesbiandracula: yessssssssss
Feriority: Woah cool
MikeProvencher: Oooooh Sealed League is sick!
gralamin: Pretty cool!
Monarch101: Sealed Fantasy
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
TXC2: big
the_fanerdic: siiiiiick
laikagoat:
TS_Terrapin: OOOH!
iris_of_ether: Yesss
Zanzal_S: @Marvoleath Ah fair enough!
DirectorStephanie: LRR sealed league?!?? let’s GO!!
Stormgod519: @rdsj59 they just changed how sagas work too. I assume something will happen from the judges
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Spreadsheet, you say?
mastershake29x: ooh spreadsheets!
lesbiandracula: dawg that's gonna bang off the hook
GhostValv: oh hell yeah that sounds sweet
thesilence9: slow clap
1y1e: exciting developments
Anubis169: 👀
Stormgod519: oh boy
bytecaster: Decadent!
Stormgod519: very spicy
DirectorStephanie: !!!!
Anubis169: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
accountmadeforants: @Anubis169 We'll have to wait for the end of the stream, so it'll be NPPR-complete.
Stormgod519: LOL
Ryan: I had class:(
whotheheckcares: I did watch all of EDSC before this!
Double May Care: Cecil! :D
Yosiel: sealed? let's gooooo!
Stormgod519: Mood, Wheeler
Leonhart321: How decedant
jovens_v:
Anubis169: accountmadeforants: You win an internet
TXC2:
the only collector booster draft you'll see of this set
Moansters: Something something FNFFPF
DeM0nFiRe: Love boxmander
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Stormgod519: @accountmadeforants oh very good!
Isitmeorisitme1: Wheeler is soooo excited
TalpTheScot: they must have crates of product
Monarch101: Friday Fantasy
iris_of_ether: Oooooh
shamblingkrenshar: That will be about 500 hours long
TS_Terrapin: yes, i crave the lore video
Stormgod519: !findquote stabs
LRRbot: Quote #616: "Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band." —Alex [2015-08-28]
DirectorStephanie: Lore dump sounds AWESOME
WowoT: thats gona be alooooooooong video
TXC2: can't wait for the 4 hour video
GhostValv:
while no PPR, there will be plenty of FF to PP all over us
A_Dub888: @dem0nfire love you (platonic)
Stormgod519: dangit
Leonhart321: I too crave the lore
northos: Graham, setting himself unrealistic content goals? well I never
Bruceski: I've been meaning to ask and this is a good opportunity, since you still get product and can do this ahead of release and such what's the difference between this and PPRs? Is it just an Official stamp or are PPRs sponsored/funded?
Stormgod519: @TXC2 true
MikoKisai: @shamblingkrenshar I believe Graham can squeeze it into 490 hours
PorpoisesUnknown: that was a DOPE intro
northos: mm, maybe not unrealistic, just setting a high bar
Zanzal_S: That intro was sweet!
iris_of_ether: Intro is a delight
TXC2: !ppr
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shamblingkrenshar: @MikoKisai You're right. He's very good at editing
DirectorStephanie: thank you @mangledpixel!!! you’re so cool Jen!
A_Dub888: but it’s 10:15 am
Anubis169:
Of course it's a MangledPixel Remaster
Michael Lenning: This all sounds awesome 😁
Jasper: @Ryan looks like you are calling in sick to school today
whotheheckcares: He's planning to do a twenty hour lore video?
Double May Care: oh wait, that's Dissidia WoL
QWERTY man: wow, a youtube livestream
Stormgod: they live on both twitch and yt today
jovens_v: Clap well done to the intro creator
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 das what im saying
Mangledpixel:
@DirectorStephanie
pleonasticTautology: magic: the gathering
PorpoisesUnknown:
mangeldpixel is very talented 
Stormgod519: I mean, its Friday Night somewhere
Zanzal_S:
Okay serge I will press pause until you get back
red_shoes_jeff: FNPF: Final Night Paper Fantasy
rand0mtask_:
It's Friday Night somewhere
Decaped: This needs a catchy nickname. I nominate: June-o Reactor Battles
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, he looks so enthused.
DirectorStephanie: @mangledpixel it always amazed me what you come up with!
wildflowersnow: nice touch on the "All Day Paper Fight" pixel typeface!
Leonhart321: Pick up your Tokens
pleonasticTautology: also serge you look very daspper today
lesbiandracula: excellent ui
Anubis169: lol the overlay
iris_of_ether: Thank you Paul
Anubis169:
Stormgod519: lol
gluonquark: The gathering
MikoKisai: the overlay is perfection
wildflowersnow: this UI is excellent
DirectorStephanie: oh the little touches on the overlay!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
TXC2: Paul once again crushes it with the overlay
Stormgod519: Gesundheit
pleonasticTautology: OH!
Leonhart321: Perfect overlay
scarlet_warlock: Ship Cemetery!
Y2A_Alkis: Aha, that was it. The mic way a bit too far away. Vindication!
pleonasticTautology: that's so CUTE
GhostValv: neat
JediMB: WotC didn't send out enough Final Fantasy Commander decks, so my preorder got canceled. :(
Ryan: I'm the professor, it's a bit harder to skip:)
Double May Care: They probably way underestimated demand with this UB
Stormgod: @Ryan oof, best of luck
DrAngryMongoose: hey chat im getting neapolitan style pizza. spicy pepperoni or margarita?
Stormgod: Spicy pepperoni
Ryan: spicy pep
Gekyouryuu: @decaped I say we craft some AUs with these cards. The June Non-Canon
stormcooper256: I rarely get to see these live, excited!
Moansters: Where was Guadosalam when the walls fell?
Anubis169: !card guadosalam farplane gateway
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Castle of Ordeals.
jovens_v: neat
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mountain
Stormgod519: oh its in there
Mr_Bitterness: Mt. Ordeals
gralamin: Mt ordeals
scarlet_warlock: 1080p Mana symbols
lesbiandracula: i equip my fist
bytecaster: Equip those fists
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Spooky_Noises: I don't like the implication of monk's fist
Anubis169:
Stormgod519: Magic players finally get to select a job!!!
PorpoisesUnknown: did nelson just cast a fist?
DirectorStephanie: y’all always show out with these but DANG
thesilence9: yay for pretend pre pre release!
Decaped: @Gekyouryuu I like this
Stormgod519: We'
Spooky_Noises: Who's fist? Why am I equipping it?
SenseiNobu: Hulk hands
GhostValv:
we fistin' out here
Earthenone: are any artifisters in the set?
bytecaster: Lets just say it is the bindings on the fist
gralamin: Probably should be monks claws lol
A_Dub888: We fistin now gamers!
Stormgod519: We're 15 minutes in and already Nelly's fisting...
DirectorStephanie: @spooky_noises shhhhh don’t worry about it
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
pleonasticTautology: welcome to cornelia
DoodlestheGreat: Literally "I cast FIST!" He must be Denken...
thetrashman_sc: Doesnt have double strike
iris_of_ether: Welcome to Corneria
Aarek: I like swords.
Anubis169: pleonasticTautology: i like swords
ArmstrongRGM96X: @thetrashman_sc Gotta equip the other fist for that
pleonasticTautology:
@Anubis169
A_Dub888: @pleonastictautology I like swords
shamblingkrenshar: And so House Solidor lives on!
ZachtlyAsIntended: @Aarek beat me to it
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Monarch101: Oki Oki Monk Fist
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome to Corneria
scarlet_warlock: How a fist is an Equipment?
MikoKisai: yoooo
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NewtyNewts: @scarlet_warlock Probably a handwrap or something
laikagoat:
Sorator13: oh my god that's SO cool
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Anubis169:
Treno's theme is wonderful, Scott Joplin 
thraximore:
BorealMage: rat!
Feriority: Flashbacks of that sewer maze
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
GLHFMagic: rats rats we're the rats
bytecaster: Is the implication that its tail is a treasure?
Earthenone: where is Vaan ratsbane when we need him
A_Dub888: @sorator13 ur SO cool
jovens_v:
DirectorStephanie:
@glhfmagic 
scarlet_warlock: Rat tail, you can upgrade your jobs now
feelingfroggo: Barret! my boy!
Mai_Andra: <Conga>rats!
Stormgod519: and it has reach???
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
wildflowersnow:
Barret
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 d'aww
shamblingkrenshar: @Feriority Yeah why is Rabanastre's aquaduct so nonsense?
GLHFMagic:
@DirectorStephanie
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Stormgod519: oh wow
lamina5432: got lost in the edsc episode almost missed this
Stormgod519: first reprint
Earthenone: weird that a specific city is non legendary
TalpTheScot: the bonus sheet has thrown paul out
pleonasticTautology: oop
Anubis169: !card adventurers
LRRbot: Did you mean: Adventurer's Inn; Adventurers' Guildhouse
DirectorStephanie: @glhfmagic thank you again for being so at DBX!! your energy was healibg
Mai_Andra:
FFXI hype 
jovens_v: ohh that's a nice art
Anubis169: hmm
Marvoleath: FCA
BrowneePointz: the Through the Ages cards
BrowneePointz: FCA
Irsaan: I'm so excited for these cards it physically hurts me
GLHFMagic: If I can heal even 1 person through being a total idiot I will have done my job *prayer hands*
iris_of_ether: That's an FFXI
Marvoleath:
most of them look super bad
jovens_v: lab maniac perfect for FFXI NODDERS
TXC2: these are all coming to arena aren't they?
flatluigi: 64 cards in FCA, four for each game
flatluigi: @TXC2 yep
Earthenone: so like the godzilla dinos?
Anubis169: !card Vana'diel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Anubis169: !card Vanadiel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
WeiseDrachenJaeger: !card Laboratory Maniac
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
TXC2: flatluigi yaaaaaaay
scarlet_warlock: there's atraxa, brainstorm, dark ritual
Marvoleath: @TXC2 yes, including partner commanders
DirectorStephanie: ohhhhh
TheWanderingNomad:
@Marvoleath Well it doesn't help that all the Through the Ages cards are just existing art slapped on the card
Mai_Andra: Vana'diel is Final Fantasy XI. The art is probably Aldo, the boy from the intro cinematic.
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RatedTforTetra: Is this a one in each pack situation?
omegaphoenix117: Godzilla treatment is the correct terminology but we just call them skins lol
TXC2: Marvoleath yes I had heard that part, I quake for brawl
Stormgod519: LOL
northos: @RatedTforTetra one every 3 packs I think
Stormgod519: Settle is in the bonus sheet
Earthenone: yeah settle the wreckage and embercleave have to be in every bonus sheet
Marvoleath: @TheWanderingNomad and the text is just slapped on top of that, making it hard to read
DjGameKing: this layout is so cool
3schr: !card Settle the Wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
jovens_v: we have to play around settle oh no
Professor_Rakor: One in Three.
shamblingkrenshar: One in three
MikeProvencher: The "Bonus Sheet" is in roughly 33% of packs, replacing a Common.
flatluigi: settle is not in FCA
spicyFerret_: Time to brainstorm wrong in standard
thesilence9: pretty sure settle the wreckage is not in the bonus sheet
northos: @thesilence9 it is not
Anubis169:
Thank you Paul
GLHFMagic: Settle is in every format, for sure
RayFK: Wheeler.
Stormgod519: Wheeler!
scarlet_warlock: @spicyFerret_ bonus sheet legality
Stormgod519: no
Moansters: Is the bonus sheet standard legal?
bytecaster: Wheeler!
MookGB: Yeah Settle is in it
Irsaan: It isn't actually Settle, but there is a card people are considering to be Settle-adjacent
Anubis169:
heya Ray
Professor_Rakor: Statistically people will get 2 in a prerelease kit.
Stormgod519: morning RayFK
flatluigi: wheeler abusing the fact that this isn't official content
noSmokeFire: wotc isn't sponsoring this, they're allowed to lie
SkiaSymphonia: Serge, never listen to Wheeler. It's like rule #1.
pleonasticTautology: hey jordan
northos: @Moansters no
3schr: @glhfmagic HEYLO!!
DirectorStephanie:
!
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
frank_the_great: This isn't a PPR - there are no rules!
pleonasticTautology: i like swords
TXC2: Settle is pure evil and should be banned in every format
pleonasticTautology: or: swordchucks, yo
GLHFMagic: @3schr o hai
Anubis169: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
bytecaster: So much equipment for barret
Irsaan: @TXC2 I knew I liked you.
3schr: @frank_the_great Pure chaos!
jovens_v: getting gaslit into believing settle is in the set wouldn't be the first time that's happened to me
BrowneePointz: Also amazing Art
thraximore:
Stormgod519: You've heard of card selection; now we finally have Job Selection
scarlet_warlock: For Mirrodin!
iris_of_ether: The first set I played on Arena had Settle and I just have Settle Sense sometimes
GLHFMagic: people have long been asking 'will monk fist' ?
bytecaster: Maaaaaaaybe
DoodlestheGreat: Hero wearing monkfish.
DirectorStephanie: @iris_of_ether between that and your model skills, you are a dangerous human
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3schr: @glhfmagic Not on the first date
GLHFMagic: heehee
Michael Lenning: Definitely need that spice
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Marty H: Good morning from Australia.
DrAngryMongoose: k 😁
Simriel: Paul did you do this overlay?
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way…
Double May Care: It's the bandages, they imbue you with the Dragon Punch
Stormgod: @Simriel I think Jenn did
Sarah: It sounds like we have a James on tech right now rather than Paul but I assume so, Paul does excellent work on the overlays
Stormgod: also hi Simriel
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LoadingReadyRun: I did!
Stormgod: ah
Stormgod: I was wrong
Stormgod: Jenn did the intro
Sarah: Oh we do have a Paul, my mistake XD
Sarah: We just also have a James around somewhere
Stormgod: I think James is in the wing
william claybrook: Serg Dont tell him what to do!!!
Stormgod: yeah
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Stormgod: James is here, lurking
Simriel: wonderful overlay work as always
DrAngryMongoose: ordered with some spicy honey dip
Sarah: This is me trying to watch stream, read two chats, and do my day job, so :P
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
LoadingReadyRun: Pix did the super cool intro
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Sarah: She did an awesome job as always
Yuji Aoyama: so here for the sealed/draft b2b, being able to go do something else and come back for the draft is great
blackcoat: the thing I love about the YouTube stream is that I can join late and just scroll back to see the intro
Stormgod: true
william claybrook: Laboratory maniac is in this/???
Stormgod: mhmm, bonus sheet
LilyFin: just got here, whats the plan for today?
Stormgod: Sealed and draft
LilyFin: awesome!
Yuji Aoyama: I love a bonus sheet to be honest
william claybrook: We all need bonus sheet
Stormgod: Settle of the Wreckage being in this is gonna be fun
Matt Cox: Think it's 1-in-3 for FCA in a play booster.
Yuji Aoyama: 1/3 chance to hit the bonus sheet!
Yuji Aoyama: jinx
Michael Lenning: Definitely agree with that @Yuji Aoyama , they add a nice dash of spice to the draft/sealed
DrAngryMongoose: labman in sealed youmadman
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Articerile: Ragavan in sealed is also pretty wild
Yuji Aoyama: for sure for sure @Michael Lenning, I love the idea of opening a fun build around that pushes you away from doing the stuff you'll see in the set
DrAngryMongoose: hey chat 🏳️⚧️
william claybrook: Hi all
Stormgod: Hya!
Yuji Aoyama: helloooo 🏳⚧
scarlet_warlock:
if you give the rat tail to bahamut the warrior will become a knight
CodeIndigo: I'm surprised that the Jobs ended up being equipment instead of Classes... felt like a missed opportunity
NewtyNewts: Cloud, of the Darkness
Stormgod519: ooooooooooooooooo
northos: Cloud, Of Darkness
TXC2:
monk fist don't fist, people who use monk fist fist
Sarah_Serinde:
Anubis169: !card Cloud of Darkness
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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Earthenone: ok so settle, embercleave, overrun, cyclonic rift. what should black get in the in every bonus sheet cycle?
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Mr_Bitterness: Particle beam!
scarlet_warlock: Darkness
Feriority: Why is it always this raid
BrowneePointz: @glhfmagic if this is Maria, who we know plays DnD of COURSE the Monk always fists!
Anubis169: cloud of darkness is a ridiculous boss
MookGB: Why isnt is a soldier? Flavor fail
Marvoleath: Fatomless Descent
Anubis169: soooooo so tough
Desruprot: I do like the SNES style overlay you have
Pinwiz11: Flavor text: Time to run the roulette again
scarlet_warlock: particle beam is busted even if you have max level party
Anubis169: ^
Gekyouryuu: *playing FF8 on Steam*: Cloud Status: he's not in this one
Mangledpixel: MookGB wrong cloud, this is from FFIII
ArmstrongRGM96X: So the Cloud of Darkness and the Cloud of Light are in balance, this has secretly been Kingdom hearts all along!
LRRMTG_Judge: Cloud, Ex-Darkness - Natedogg
TheWanderingNomad:
@Gekyouryuu You do have a Squall tho
NewtyNewts: Multiclassed hero
bytecaster: Those fists are now holding a sword
gualdhar: All I want is for someone to suplex a train. Everything else is secondary.
Desruprot: Cloud of Darkness defeated by a lowly Warrior Monk
LRRMTG_Judge: Also, hi, I'll be manning the judge account for a little bit this afternoon, so if you have any questions, feel free to ask. - Natedogg
DirectorStephanie: WHAT.
Sorator13: @LRRMTG_Judge ahoy!
Stormgod519: @LRRMTG_Judge mornin Nate!
Anubis169: gualdhar: Do I have news for you
Irsaan:
@LRRMTG_Judge 
DirectorStephanie: @lrrmtg_judge thank you for being here!!
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge hello Nate
Anubis169:
Good to have ya on board Nate
Stormgod519: LOL
Feriority: You nailed it
scarlet_warlock: how dare you saying the names wrong?!
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
jovens_v: luckily for me anything is viable in commander
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scarlet_warlock:
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I love how swingy this already feels.
Decaped: just use the Chinese pronunciation
monkeypumkin:
Stormgod519: lol
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
3schr: Every mechanic is Qiqirn
Anubis169:
chi-churn 
Stormgod519: 3/4
Jethrain: Town count is at 4
GhostValv:
so much sandwich meat 
eshplode: A Guado salami to you too
Gekyouryuu: It's pronounced levi-OH-sa
CodeIndigo: the good rat bois!!
swedish_roman: Hello! Is this separate from any FF ppr or is this the stand in for it?
Stormgod519: lovely
Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
DirectorStephanie: @swedish_roman the latter!
Stormgod519: that thing is big
ztghostie: *casts magnitude 8*
LordManiMani: Anybody else irked hill gigas isn't a 3/3
Stormgod519: hi James
LoadingReadyRun: note: There will be a Judge video for this set coming out on Monday (produced in collaboration with Judge Foundry)
kyosokun: It is just me, or is the stream hitting constant loading pauses?
Anubis169:
nope LordManiMani, we're just enjoying the set
3schr: Chat, what archetype will let me win PR?
Anubis169: ooo, wicked
thesilence9: what about the gabigool?
Stormgod519: @3schr yes
TXC2: kyosokun seems ok here
Jethrain: @kyosokun stream's fine on this end
Marvoleath: @kyosokun looks fine here despite my bad internets
TheWanderingNomad: @kyosokun All smooth on end
PorpoisesUnknown: Cloud of Darkness? That's Wheelers favorite Cloud from the set!!
scarlet_warlock: Hill Gigas with no death trigger peepoSad
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun ooh, cool!
LordManiMani: @anubis169 I'm not a hater
wiigamer1995: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
Irsaan: @Stormgod519 All of them if you play against me
Anubis169:
LordManiMani
kyosokun: Thanks folks *goes to reset router*
flatluigi: yeah stream was hitchin a ton for me
Marvoleath: @Marvoleath try disabling low latency in advanced settings, if it's on
SirIcehawk: @kyosokun Sephiroth x Cloud bromances
Anubis169: kyosokun: wait a sec
AllTheWeasels: @kyosokun I was, a reload fixed it
JusticeJuice: It's pronounced Mer-chant
Stormgod519: @Irsaan *presses doubt*
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Anubis169: kyosokun: ctrl-f5 the page (or force close/reopen the app if mobile), twitch's player has this issue
LoadingReadyRun: not seeing any frame drops or issues on my end
Stormgod519: town is at 5
Mangledpixel: it's pronounced throat wobbler mangrove
ArcOfTheConclave: Cloud Strife of Darkness?
scarlet_warlock: unless it's tea duz, they said how to pronounce it
Earthenone:
you dont need to pronounce anything before 10, correctly, they were not voiced
Stormgod519: Wheeler building a city over there
MikeProvencher: Wheller on a mission to draw 3 cards for zero mana.
Anubis169: Mangledpixel: You win this notPPR for that opening animation
Stormgod519: oh boy...
BrowneePointz: the only two that matter is Tidus is “Tee dus” and Cait Sith is “Ket shee”
Gekyouryuu: It's pronounced. ... it simply IS pronounced.
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Stormgod519: that cactus seems, well...
Sorator13: @Earthenone "My favorite FF character is the quiet blonde swordsman, Clod!"
Stormgod519: yeah
pleonasticTautology: rabanastre, wipe city
Mangledpixel: Gekyouryuu as in protruding
Stormgod519: Wheeler was at 16 lol
Earthenone: @Sorator13 Clod Stripes!
TheWanderingNomad:
Are we sure we should trust Serge "Off by 1" Yaeger's math?
Stormgod519: @TheWanderingNomad I was going to mention it
TXC2:
the best FF protag: the himbo
Mangledpixel: ty Anubis169 it was fun to put together
Stormgod519: Cuckoo Cachoo!
scarlet_warlock: KUPO!
Aitsu111: Choco/mog YAY
pleonasticTautology: kweh!
OldUncleDan: Choco Jockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Valqori: Kweh!
TomokaMT: Kweh!
BrowneePointz: Choco & Mog!
TXC2: Chukobo theme intensifies
Sorator13: Kweh!
red_shoes_jeff: WARK!
Stormgod519: that typeline tho...
Diabore: kweh
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Stormgod519: LOL
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Articerile: Dang, my favorite PS2 game, Dark Cloud
Simriel: what a typo xD
Ramona Thomson: is this in place of the pre prerelease
Sarah: yes
wiigamer1995: is this a preprerelease but rebranded for legal reasons?
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for …
Sarah: !ppr
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Gaz-L: I'm not even sure qiqirn is said aloud in 14?
DrAngryMongoose: Aerith spotted 🙌🙌
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Justin : is this the Pre prelease?
Stormgod: not quite
Michael Lenning: Only just noticed the healing and damage indicators on the overlay, love the little details @LoadingReadyRun ☺
TXC2:
Irsaan
thraximore:
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Irsaan:
9 gifted for FFIX!~
DeM0nFiRe: Sounds exactly like John Chocobo
Diabore: hello yes i am kweh
pleonasticTautology: @Irsaan hell yes :3
Marvoleath:
Are LRR playing with the new Saga rules?
Earthenone: can we get a vote in chat for wark vs kweh? (joking)
SeaDiegoFC: Thanks for having me, it's great to Kupo
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath yup, thems the rules!
Stormgod519: Judge Saunders!
Sorator13: what are the new Saga rules, btw
dungeonmasteralek: New saga rules?
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 you in the discord?
Jethrain: there are new saga rules?
thejadedthief: the overlay is so so good! Love how the life gain showed up
Stormgod519: I can send a pic there
Sorator13: @Stormgod519 Please do!
hiFunko: The healing numbers on the health bars when they change is a classy touch
scarlet_warlock: @Jethrain no counter doesnt sacrifice
Stormgod519: !discord
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cobertmtg: FFIII MENTIONED
BrowneePointz: basically you can’t kill Sagas with blood moon anymore
LRRMTG_Judge: A saga that loses its abilities will no longer be sacrificed as a state-based action. - Natedogg
Anubis169: FF1.5 in Japan
PorpoisesUnknown: Bird-Blade is the Caw-blade FF equivalent
Marvoleath: @SeaDiegoFC fun fact, 'Kupo' means like calling someone 'poop' in Polish
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz or Tidebinder...
Irsaan: I'm sorry Sagas just live forever now?
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
IbunWest: only if they lose their abilities
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
pleonasticTautology: @Irsaan no because it's still sac at last chapter
Sorator13: @Irsaan Only if they lose their abilities
Marvoleath: @Irsaan no, they work as they used to, but no longer auto-die if you remove their chapters
JunoTheGamerGirl: Is there gonna be a final fantasy ppr?
dungeonmasteralek: I think they still have a trigger to sac after last chapter
Anubis169: !ppr
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Marvoleath: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
Irsaan: Ohhhhh I get it now oops
Anubis169: JunoTheGamerGirl ^
Irsaan: Thanks y'all
pleonasticTautology: listen
pleonasticTautology: there're cactuars with swords
Mr_Bitterness: "Sephiroth's Intervetnion" is a hell of an interpretation of that scene
pleonasticTautology: don't fuck with them.
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
scarlet_warlock: Warrior Cactus
Stormgod519: *regretfully slaps cactus* this bad boy can hold so many jobs!
Bruceski: They changed it because Saga creatures opens up more vectors like Humility for them to lose all their chapters instead of just Urza's Saga.
CodeIndigo: I will find a way to make a Sagas Matter deck
Irsaan: That's actually unfortunate that we lost a good way to counter Urza's Saga.
NewtyNewts: Nelly's deck is just a job board
cobertmtg: Sabotender's art looks like how an exclamation point feels
Stormgod519: Yeah, Dress Down is pretty brutal against saga creatures for example
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
Feriority: Zodiac Nelly, they call him
Stormgod519: Gesundheit
OldUncleDan: The equipment in these packs seem a lot more
OldUncleDan: '
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Micalovits: This cloud sure deos show up a lot
LordManiMani: @feriority A Hideo Kojima character
Monarch101: They are numerical sq
OldUncleDan: The Job Select equipment in these packs seem a lot more tame than in the Commander decks.
Mr_Bitterness: Yup, fighting the CoD this many times, certianly doing my FFXIV roulettes
Stormgod519: @TheShatzMan wait until you hear about Kingdom Hearts
Gekyouryuu: Doud of Clarkness
TheShatzMan: @Stormgod519 ಠ_ಠ\
Earthenone: i think theres like 123 ff games, not counting kingdom hearts
Monarch101: Sequels but temporally not relates except for when they are.
BrowneePointz: if they have a hyphen and a number it’s a sequel
EricTheOrange: So is this game part of the sealed league?
northos: @OldUncleDan yeah there are like 27 equipment in the set, not counting the bonus sheet
pleonasticTautology: @TheShatzMan the numbered entries are standalone but have references to others, sometimes
Irsaan: Multiclass drifting?
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scarlet_warlock:
you miss 1 hero to complete FF1 cast
TXC2: I believe non of the sequals are in this set
TXC2: *none
Jigokuro: Every numbered FF is independent. If there are any sequels they keep the main number, like 10-2.
Anubis169: main series only?
Desruprot: tiers for fiers
IbunWest: thunder. thunder. thunder cast!
pleonasticTautology: @IbunWest hooooooooo
Irsaan: Unfortunately yes, main series only. no FFT in the set.
shamblingkrenshar: Lightning, Cloud, Squall, when do we get Hurricane?
bytecaster: That hero has so many jobs
WokenClick: I missed the start, I assume this is sealed?
LRRMTG_Judge: This is main series 1-16 only. No spinoffs or sequels - Natedogg
IbunWest:
@pleonastictautology 
WeiseDrachenJaeger: No FFT I this set either, which makes me sad.
justalog96: It looks like wheeler is about to activate Bazaar of Baghdad with that graveyard lol
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
TXC2: WokenClick yes, Draft is later
Gekyouryuu: Build a deck of Final Fantasy monsters: OnlyFlans
Anubis169: shamblingkrenshar: that's one of the spells, Tornado
CuteTeaGoat: Cloud of Darkness, no not that Cloud
WokenClick: @TXC2 rad, thanks!
BrowneePointz: my favorite one is Final Fantasy Ted-2
Irsaan:
@Gekyouryuu
darkcyril: @shamblingkrenshar Gotta wait for the Ducktales UB set for a Hurricane
Monarch101: *pushes up glasses* some of the games share a universe which is pretty much irrelevant outside of turbo nerd stuff.
Bruceski: I like the art on that rat
IbunWest: Cloud of Darkness aka Squall
bytecaster: Cloud on Cloud violence!
PorpoisesUnknown: battle music instensifies
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
ztghostie: Cloud off!
pleonasticTautology: @darkcyril it'd be a duckwhirl
CodeIndigo: Thunder God Cid would be way too OP so no Tactics
TXC2: LETS GO NELSON!
Valqori: Cloud vs Cloud (of Darkness)
Stormgod519: Holy moly
AllTheWeasels: @CodeIndigo real
Sorator13:
CuteTeaGoat: FFV is great
OldUncleDan: Genji is in a different game!
scarlet_warlock: fancy! it costs my house
Anubis169: FF5 is my all-time fave
TXC2:
time for cloud to attack 3 times
Mr_Bitterness: @CodeIndigo He's also a boss in 14 so he could have apppeared
Monarch101: Knowing how WotC does cards, TGCid would be mediocre.
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LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Super: wheeler you silly goober
Kabüm: ahrimann
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3…
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Eq…
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent …
Mr. Nobody: Damn you guys are starting early no? I mean I usually can't quite catch the streams because Europe and the spherical shape of the earth
Matt Cox: Save your Tiers for another day.
Yosiel: taking advantage that there are a Serge and a Nelson in the desk... Are there any rules details that players should know about?
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Stormgod: @Yosiel there was a change to how Sagas work
lynn: Yosiel, they changed how sagas work just recently so
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As …
Stormgod519: this thing is absurd
Irsaan: Nelly's deck is wonderful
Sorator13: fwiw, Genji Glove is not *specifically* from FFV
EricTheOrange: the archatypes I've noticed are "grixis spells", "boros equipment", and "Grull chocobos".
BrowneePointz: Gilgamesh’ first game appearance Nelly!
Mangledpixel: that glove needs healing
darkcyril: @pleonasticTautology "Sorry, that spell doesn't resolve due to my card's 'duckblur' ability."
Diabore: jesus nelly
bytecaster: C-c-c-combo
wiigamer1995: do get 3 combats with geji glove + cloud?
cobertmtg: Genji Gloves typically let characters dual-wield, so it gets double strike!
bytecaster: Okay, this match is sick though
cobertmtg: Gilgamesh my berloved
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner's control with a finality counter on it. / Flashback {3}{G}
TXC2: can't wait to have Genji gloves on Lightning
wiigamer1995: i know extra combats can be tricky rules wise
Stormgod519: In green???
Stormgod519:
Jethrain: that is a sprawling graveyard
pleonasticTautology: @darkcyril well then i crack a clue to solve this mystery and end my turn, woo-oo
OldUncleDan: "Esper" in green.
Sorator13: That card's definitely not going to confuse anyone
scarlet_warlock: "Esper"
Desruprot: cloud on cloud violence
northos: cloud on cloud violence
Feriority: Cloud vs Cloud action
darkcyril: @pleonasticTautology No response. Good game.
Chartle: cloud on cloud violence
TXC2:
wiigamer1995 you sure do, but he doesn't untap on the 3rd combat
Skye_Stryke: @wiigamer1995 3 combats but it only untaps in the first combat.
Stormgod519: 6 in library
caerdavar: lego sac?
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Valqori: Legend rule?
pleonasticTautology: @darkcyril gg
jovens_v: cloud on cloud violence D:
MookGB: Wheeler legend rule
gualdhar: Cloud-on-Cloud violence
northos: another cloud!
markekv: cloud on cloud violence
Monarch101: Terra's Esper Form being the two colours that are NOT the Esper Shard colour is so funny
wiigamer1995: @Skye_Stryke thanks
LRRMTG_Judge: Is that two Cloud of Darknesses in play now? Legendary rule - Natedogg
QuixoticScrivener: state based effects
Pax95: legend rule
gualdhar: Cloudricide
Leonhart321: Pretty sure that's just a Dissifa chapter
Desruprot: two clouds died that day
scarlet_warlock: CoD is a sassy lady
BrowneePointz: Chat FF and Japanese media used the term Esper LONG before Shards of Alara
cobertmtg: Cloud of Darkness, easily the worst FF final boss
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Carlioo: ex-death!!!
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
Decaped: Can't wait to see Ben's 4 copies of Stinkweed imp
pleonasticTautology: welcome to cornelia
bytecaster: Ooooh, he is very close
jovens_v:
Sorator13:
PorpoisesUnknown: Damn you Town GREETER
red_shoes_jeff: "Turns out, it's man!"
Stormgod519: Really? this is the worst one??
generalnuk: draw 3 cards for win
Stormgod519: Ive never played an ff
Stormgod519: Woooow
GLHFMagic: WOWZA
MookGB: Wheeler playing sultai dredge in this is so sick
Feriority:
Desruprot: woah
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Bitterness: Lab Maniac win, wow
darkcyril: @cobertmtg Necron would like a word. At least Cloud of Darkness appeared before the end.
TXC2: what a win
Stormgod519: a lab man already
IbunWest: wasn’t expecting a lab man win
shamblingkrenshar: Labman stay winning!
TinyAwoo: \o/ WE GOT THERE ONCE ALL THAT MATTERS
Veshnikard: Wow slow format
bytecaster: Okay, this is sick
UnknownFriday: "Welcome to Cornelia!" "I like swords."
sourandsublimes: That was crazy lol
Monarch101: Yooooooooo
GhostValv: D:
Stormgod519: LOL
Pax95: such a good win
imperial_fps: wait what was that cards name?
markekv: in limited?
PorpoisesUnknown: very interesting magic
jovens_v: this is my kinda games
AllTheWeasels: Magic: The Gathering
Stormgod519: Lab Man in limited
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Leonhart321: So the flavour win for today is resolving Triple Triad?
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imperial_fps: !card Lab Man
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Stormgod519: uh oh...
bytecaster: How dare they made this set cool
cheshiregleam: Many cards were played and nothing happened
markekv: what the
wiigamer1995: did nelson win?
LoadingReadyRun:
there was a sweet combo in FF6 with Genji Glove and other equips that lets you attack, like 8 times
Decaped: who was the lab maniac on the card?
Stormgod519: @wiigamer1995 Wheeler won with a Laboratory Maniac
TXC2: wiigamer1995 wheeler won with lab man
Sorator13: @wiigamer1995 nope, Wheeler won with Lab Maniac
Marvoleath: @wiigamer1995 lost to Laboratory Maniac
PorpoisesUnknown: card from Innnistrad
GhostValv: !card Laboratory Maniac
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
CuteTeaGoat: i do love how Cloud, Midgar Mercenary is just like "find your skull clamp, draw 4 cards, die"
Monarch101: Can you wear a drill on your head like the true FF6 equip experience?
scarlet_warlock:
you need to do lot's of Full-Life to survive Particle Beam
Stormgod519: @CuteTeaGoat seems good
Micalovits: Well, Thoracle has sadly replaced Labman
Marvoleath:
worse ThOracle 
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, this isnt arena so nelly doesnt explode when wheeler gets the lab man win
TXC2: not banned Thoracle
Sorator13: @Ukon_Cairns ...that we know of!
Leonhart321: @loadingreadyrun Master Scroll/Offering combo breaking the game
rosesmcgee: Serge just labman-splained us, and I appreciate that
PorpoisesUnknown: not worse Thoracle. BETTER Thoracle. Cause you'll still have friends after
Ranakel: That makes sese. FFXI players ARE maniacs (lovingly)
wiigamer1995: is a FCA card guarenteed in play boosters btw?
ekplayscards: oh look its three of my favorite people in the world and chat
Monarch101: Wind God Gau and Genji Shenangans
OldUncleDan: @PorpoisesUnknown So, just don't have friends to begin with. No loss!
LRRbot: Commune with Beavers [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Irsaan: Wait I just left for 45 seconds, what happened?
CuteTeaGoat:
i would've assumed Laboratory Maniac would be like Hojo
scarlet_warlock:
FF11 Kept playing after they lost everything, so it makes sene
Kaerose: Guy speak beaver
ArmstrongRGM96X: Commune With Beavers!? My guy Guy!
PorpoisesUnknown: @OldUncleDan lmfao that got me
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
scarlet_warlock: FF11 players*
Mr_Bitterness: They're the FF14 beavers too
LRRbot: Cargo Ship [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / Crew 1
Marvoleath: Timberborn
Sorator13: !card blitzball
LRRbot: Did you mean: Blitzball Stadium; Sidequest: Play Blitzball; Blitzball Shot; Tidus, Blitzball Star
shamblingkrenshar: The beavers in FF14 would have been too dangerous to print.
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EricTheOrange: commune with beavers is probably the deepest cut in the set
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Cid, Timeless Artificer [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard. / A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer. / Cycling {W}{U}
TXC2: shai halud!
bytecaster: A Cid!
Pinwiz11: The best Cid!
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Diabore: PUPPY
bytecaster: Good dog!
Jigokuro: Car go ship; so it gets on a ferry?
Jethrain: That sure is a fine hound
niccus: which cid?
Stormgod519: Dooooog
MrSarkhan: he good boi!
pleonasticTautology: oupy
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jovens_v: a fine hound indeed
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ekplayscards:
Paul gets it
scarlet_warlock: best boi
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
iris_of_ether:
OldUncleDan: @CuteTeaGoat Wouldn't work. Hojo would be legendary, where Lab Man isn't.
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy (back: Balamb Garden, Airborne) | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / Add {G} or {U}. / {5}{G}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other Town you control.
Stormgod519: ohwow
Stormgod519: this land is nuts
red_shoes_jeff:
Isitmeorisitme1: he's a fine hound, I suppose
LoadingReadyRun: this is a pretty typical start time, but usually we have more stuff to show before the first game
Stormgod: yeah
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner…
Kyle Gagne: ff6 had the genji glove also. 3 of them i think in the game
Michael Lenning: I'm looking forward to an upcoming North100 showdown with Cloud and the new job equipment (Hopefully)
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
EpickBoi: Play Final Fantasy 17!
Berenzen: legendary rule on wheeler's board?
Double May Care: Legend Rule on Cloud of Darkness?
blackcoat: Paul, I love this overlay
Sam Moyer: Where's the ppr?
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way…
Stormgod: lol, really?
DizzyDabbs: lab man in 2025
Articerile: Lab Man in 40 card sure is
Double May Care: oooh!
Sam Moyer: In certain this had been answered so forgive me, but is there no ppr?
Stormgod: Not a traditional PPR
Scarlet Rose 20 / Tylink13: So is not a PPR
Sam Moyer: :( I was going to use that to help me at the prerelease next week
Jesus Lopez: final fantasy
Stormgod: its okay
Dmeigod: lol I love alt win cons in limited. wish they brought back triskadekaphobia
Stormgod: they're doing a lot of gaming all day
Double May Care: Limited Fantasy
Sam Moyer: Is it a supply issue?
Stormgod: @Dmeigod you mean Triskadekaphile
Sarah: Yeah there will be a lot of games of FF today and this month, plus there will be a separate judge video later (not today)
whotheheckcares: Game 1 sealed labman win
LRRbot: Commune with Beavers [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bot…
Stormgod: @Sam Moyer its more a legal issue; the company doesn't really want to sponsor a PPR
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
Stormgod: since its a UB set there's extra steps to it
LRRbot: Cargo Ship [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / Crew 1
Sarah: It's not a PPR because of the arrangement between WotC and Square Enix
Dmeigod: @stormgod how dare you lol
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Cid, Timeless Artificer [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [4/4] | Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveya…
Sam Moyer: @stormgod that's lame as hell
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and…
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy (back: Balamb Garden, Airborne) | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / Add {G} or {U}. / {5}{G}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. This ability costs {1} less to activate f…
Ukon_Cairns: they're all fine hounds, bront
iris_of_ether: Torgal, my wounds!
cheshiregleam: Kurse all SeeDs....
Marvoleath: oh, Black Betty
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, Airborne (front: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy) | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/4] | Flying / Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card. / Crew 1
Irsaan: Proper nouns just be like that sometimes
ArcOfTheConclave: so what makes this not a PPR?
TXC2: !ppr
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LRRbot: Lightning, Security Sergeant [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control Lightning.
pleonasticTautology: !ppr
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Decaped: SeeD academy should mill you, hehe
Stormgod519: Looter Gardener
flatluigi: @ArcOfTheConclave pprs are officially sponsored
pleonasticTautology: oop
Irsaan: @ArcOfTheConclave Squeenix
shamblingkrenshar: @ArcOfTheConclave Not sponsored officially, and no guests
bytecaster: Quick get the quote!
Jigokuro: Same reason WotC has the C capitalized.
Marvoleath: @ArcOfTheConclave no guests, no sponsorship
cheshiregleam: @Marvoleath fox only, final destination
LRRbot: Lifestream's Blessing [4GG] | Instant | Draw X cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you controlled as you cast this spell. If this spell was cast from exile, you gain twice X life. / Foretell {4}{G}
eshplode: "As you cast this" is huge
Marvoleath: @ArcOfTheConclave (wotc did deliver them the product though)
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner's control with a finality counter on it. / Flashback {3}{G}
scarlet_warlock:
scarlet_warlock: Esper and Mardu
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Micalovits: Damn
Decaped: I'd imagine the marketing is more towards Final Fantasy channels rather than MtG channels.
Micalovits: That is amazing
bytecaster: Surge foil?
Irsaan: So many neat looking cards
Diabore: wotc calls it showcase
Sorator13: Oh shit, that's cool
MookGB: I would call it an art card treatment
markekv: could we see it on cameras
pleonasticTautology: @Decaped fishcord DID get to spoil a card
OldUncleDan: UU Counterspell and Lightening Bolt in Standard? What is this? 1993?
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
TinyAwoo: evil femboy
DMGlol: he's so pretty
markekv: @OldUncleDan niot in standart
scarlet_warlock: Femboy be dangerous
goateedave86: The "we didn't want to pay for new art" treatment?
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
pleonasticTautology: nelly i literally want to build grixis wizards
Marvoleath:
#TransRights 
Sorator13: oh, that's gross (complimentary)
bytecaster: Shiny!
OldUncleDan: @markekv Universes Beyond FF will be in standard.
Stormgod519:
PaperGabe:
Grixis wizards with Kefka
pleonasticTautology: been talking about it in a thread in lrrcord for weeks lmao
BrowneePointz: Trance Rights!
PaperGabe: #TransRights
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theymerLoviatar: Trance rights
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goateedave86: #TransRights
Diabore: bonus sheet is not legal
Professor_Rakor: "Through the Ages" is not added to standard
DMGlol: the FCA cards are also not in standard
SkiaSymphonia: only FIN set code cards are standard
jovens_v:
Frog 
scarlet_warlock: FCA are legal in the formats they already are legal
ArcOfTheConclave: masterpiece legality
TXC2: WHEELER!
OldUncleDan: Ah... Fair enough.
DMGlol:
standard could really use lightning bolt and brainstorm though 
PorpoisesUnknown: Aweh we can't Dark Rit in standard ;/ LAME
bytecaster: Settle the Wreckage with wrecked airship art though
Feriority: Nelly didn't cast brainstorm, which means he's brainstorming wrong.
LSRubin: "delete that Reddit post you're about to do" is just solid life advice in general
A_Dub888: What would be Settle the Wreckage in Final Fantasy? Operation MiHen?
shamblingkrenshar: @bytecaster Could literally just put The HIdeaway from FF16!
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
pleonasticTautology: ride zee shoopuf?
matthaus_c: gonna roll up to the RCQ saying Serge told me I can play Bolt and Brainstorm with Steel Cutter
lesbiandracula: rIDE zee shoopuf.
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TXC2: A_Dub888 dropping the plate on Midgar
Ukon_Cairns: please correct me if im wrong, but the FCA cards are still coming to arena yeh? for brawl n historic n what not?
Sorator13: Ride zee shoopuf?
NewtyNewts: Ride ze shoopuff?
bytecaster: Ah, the Nelson special
Decaped: @A_Dub888 Sector 7 Plate falling
MikeProvencher: @Ukon_Cairns Yes, they are.
PorpoisesUnknown: that's phacts nelly
pleonasticTautology: skjdhcb THAT DECK NAME
NarfBlinko: I routinely make 2 decks per Prerelease Kit
EricTheOrange: ahoopuf launchin'
A_Dub888: All aboards!!
pleonasticTautology: *wheezes*
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way, you gain 2 life.
NarfBlinko:
One is usually better than the other
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
DMGlol:
dreams of la goon a 
GhostValv: mmm... spicy salami
CuteTeaGoat: He's here!
TalpTheScot: should have been a treefolk
Carlioo: yes! more exdeath!
scarlet_warlock: not a treefolk peepoSad
raulghoulia: The tree!
ztghostie: the angry tree!
scarlet_warlock: he's literally a tree
Carlioo: my favorite saturday cartoon villain!
kumatsu: I was so invested in watching the new EDSC I missed the first 40 minutes of the stream
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Bruceski: "Galuf! How good to see you, because it means I have returned!"
Diabore:
serge
jovens_v:
goateedave86: Serge be Serge-ing
NarfBlinko: Reading the card explains the card.
DMGlol: new cards its okay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One Bristly Bill is enough, thank you.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
ChurchXC: love you Serge!
Stormgod519: luv ya Serge
Carlioo: @Bruceski "Time for your viscera to see the light of day! ´Now die!"
TXC2: !rel:xed
Travilogue: Off by 2/2
Niehilius: oh serge
TalpTheScot: serge and reading cards at a PPR (and not PPR)
LRRbot: Balamb Garden, Airborne (front: Balamb Garden, SeeD Academy) | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/4] | Flying / Whenever Balamb Garden attacks, draw a card. / Crew 1
Huecalpixqui Jean III: It's Robin William's house!
Sarah: LRR is still an ambassador for this set and has a ton of product, there will be paper events all month
LRRbot: Lightning, Security Sergeant [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Lightning deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card …
Yosiel: indeed I hope they change how Urza's Saga work, because it's counterintuitive how some abilities are gone while others stay.
Stormgod: @Yosiel i think the new change is gonna get Urza's Saga banned
LRRbot: Lifestream's Blessing [4GG] | Instant | Draw X cards, where X is the greatest power among creatures you controlled as you cast this spell. If this spell was cast from exile, you gain twice X life. / …
Sam Moyer: Well... There being "issues" makes me think this set might not be print to demand as a standard set
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner…
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Stormgod: woooow
Sarah: I wouldn't make that assumption based on there not being a sponsored PPR
Sam Moyer: What "new change" are you referring to that might effect saga?
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with…
Sarah: It's a big fun event for LRR but it's still pretty small in the scale of WotC and Square Enix
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double t…
Stormgod: Sagas no longer get sacrificed as a State-Based Action if they would lose all abilities
Articerile: He plays so nicely with Harmonic Prodigy
Sam Moyer: That's fucking insane
Sam Moyer: Why?
Double May Care: Kuja... is so hot...
Jesus Lopez: duel masters treatment
Stormgod: So the Saga creatures don't get blown out by effects like blood moon or dress down
Matt Cox: FCA is legal in what is was already legal in.
Sam Moyer: Saga creatures aren't effected by blood moon
Articerile: Humility
Stormgod: Yeah
Stormgod: humility
Stormgod: sorry
Stormgod: Blood Moon on the mind because of Urza's Saga
Sam Moyer: I don't see a problem with it. Honestly.
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in …
Yosiel: what storm said
Stormgod: But yeah, Tishana's Tidebinder, Humility, Dress down, thos could theoretically just kill any/all Saga creatures without that rules change
Sam Moyer: You could just provide an exception for creatures rather than change the whole way or works
Stormgod: it just means that Urza's Saga can get stuck on its second chapter forever...
LRRbot: Town Greeter [1G] | Creature — Human Citizen [1/1] | When this creature enters, mill four cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. If you put a Town card into your hand this way…
LRRbot: Guadosalam, Farplane Gateway | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Stormgod: @Sam Moyer its a lot more complicated to do that
Sam Moyer: Not really. "Unless they are creatures"
Stormgod: Making an exception for some cards with a subtype but not all of them is a mess of an action to take
Stormgod: again, not that easy to just make that exception
Mike Saccento: Seeerge!
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Veshnikard: Serge is just making mistakes to help us learn
AllTheWeasels:
Mr_Bitterness:
rosesmcgee: Serge Game Genie Yager
Chaotically_Random:
AllTheWeasels:
g_on_e425: I thought that was one of the rare 4 mana clones
GhostValv:
shamblingkrenshar: Exdeath did once say there is no pizza in hell
dumbo3k: \m/
Pax95: thats a 1/4
bytecaster: New cards, like Lab Man!
ztghostie: i mean, we all wish the shoopuff driver got its own creature card, lets be honest
Carlioo: @shamblingkrenshar ff5's localisation is so good lol
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 1
lesbiandracula: just a car
Stormgod519: beep beep
jovens_v: Thee car
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: the Road Trip Car!
bytecaster: "intervention"
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
Feriority: There's a ton of incidental lifegain in this, huh
shamblingkrenshar: @Carlioo Its so unapologetically goofy and I love it.
CuteTeaGoat: he'll be back, it's fine
OldUncleDan:
I just can't believe that Culex isn't in this set!!!!! They are the most Final Fantasy boss ever!!!!! 
Stormgod519: @bytecaster About the same as Ashiok giving someone a "nightmare"
LoadingReadyRun:
is that what we're calling it now? "Intervention"?
jovens_v: sepiroth canonicly not a fan of a boyband card
RyleAKAHaseoSora: Who’s playing the horn instrument in the background?
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun its a good point
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
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MikeProvencher: Locke!
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
pleonasticTautology: hey can i ask chat a question
TXC2:
Intervention, because TikTok censoring has gon too far
BrowneePointz: I mean Paul, he DID intervene on the Party’s proceedings
pleonasticTautology: which one is looting and which one is scavenging
OldUncleDan: @pleonasticTautology You just did!
GhostValv:
goateedave86: big forg
bytecaster: Love big toad!
ArmstrongRGM96X: El Frogo Gigante?
luke1x: Love the classic layout Paul is a wizard
Stormgod519: @TXC2 because of woke, I now have to call it "intervention"
bytecaster: That toad has a license?!?
scarlet_warlock: lol
TXC2: pleonasticTautology looting is draw then discard
Sorator13: LOVE a Gigantoad
northos: @pleonasticTautology looting is draw first, rummaging is discard first, I'm not sure what you mean by scavenging
scarlet_warlock: get in the car toad!
pleonasticTautology: @northos RUMMAGING
Mangledpixel: toot toot
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology scavenging is a different thing
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
goateedave86: I hope this car doesn't get toad
Ranakel: They give a driving licence to anyone these days
TXC2: Stormgod519 exactly
Stormgod519: @goateedave86 god dammit
Ranakel: @goateedave86 Pffhahahahaha
raulghoulia: Chat if Minsc and Boo can be a planeswalker what extended lore FF character could be a PW?
LoadingReadyRun: Gigantoad vs Froghemoth
Mangledpixel: Toad driving a car is very flavourful if you've read Wind in the Willows
Monarch101: Desthtouched a.......car?
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology or rummaging, which is discard and draw
BrowneePointz: Emet Selch and Gilgamesh are the best options for FF planeswalkers
Stormgod519: @Monarch101 Corrosive
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner's control with a finality counter on it. / Flashback {3}{G}
Ranakel: @raulghoulia Gilgamesh was my shoe-in for planeswalker
TomokaMT: Gilgamesh would be my vote for pw ye
OldUncleDan: @raulghoulia Cid, obvously.
Marvoleath: Esper started as green? How did it get to WUB?
TXC2: Cid for planeswalker, it's how he's in every game
Artificer_Evan: @pleonasticTautology that card would be rummaging
red_shoes_jeff:
@Mangledpixel 
"WE'RE merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way..."
DMGlol: Cloud of Death this you casual
TXC2: BEAST MODE BABY!
Feriority: @raulghoulia Gilgamesh for sure.
gualdhar: Cloud of Darkness seems really good
Stormgod519: dang
Gekyouryuu: @marvoleath playtesting in r&d
scarlet_warlock: wait the thing is not a creature?!
dumbo3k: !card Cloud of darkness
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kumatsu: God-salami
Stormgod519: Nelly has attacked like 5 times and Wheeler is 8 points above his starting life total...
GhostValv: got a salami
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Sorator13: Nelly you can't just tell people that your lips are loose
cobertmtg: "Have you gone to the Guado deli? The Salam is incredible!"
lesbiandracula: dark city is still GREAT
Stormgod519: @Sorator13 He's gonna sink a ship, don't worry
Bruceski: Did the Shoopuff enchantment just attack?
Mangledpixel: Dark City is still awesome
lesbiandracula: I watched it a couple months ago
BrowneePointz: Dark City is still rad as hell
LithelyUnshod: Dark City is still good, Nelly
raulghoulia: the life change mechanic in the overlay is sweet. kudo Paul
BrowneePointz: Just chat the enchantment has an ability that turns itself into a 77
BrowneePointz: yes*
PorpoisesUnknown: Nice Ancestral Wheeler
IbunWest: why isn’t it called Treno, City of Night
Bruceski: Oh, right
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bruceski It did. It turned into a creature and attacked - Natedogg
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
OldUncleDan: Three towns and two drinks.
bytecaster: Dreams of Laguna seems sweat
Stormgod519: Consider w/ Flashback
TXC2:
WotC finally made Licids good with this set
Stormgod519: nice
Huecalpixqui Jean III: Serge... I commiserate with that
Sam Moyer: There's plenty of exceptions like that in mtg rules.
SteveHeist: Hi :D
StevoM08: Thanks judge. 🤣
drigerslash: YOOOO
Double May Care: if there was a Shoopuf, it would be a creature. however this is "Ride the Shoopuf," which is the enchantment representing the guy that says "Ride the shoopuf? All aboard!"
Sam Moyer: Either way.... I don't like it. It's more just a bandaid so ppl don't get punished implemented in a lazy way
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield…
SteveHeist: CAR GO BRR xD
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Double May Care: The best mount in FF14
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
Double May Care: (is from FF15)
Double May Care: Oh hey, it's the Man with the Machine Gun
Huecalpixqui Jean III: My favorite Digimon
LRRbot: Locke Cole [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Whenever Locke Cole deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for …
Austin Tanner: Pre prerelease!
Sam Moyer: Locke the worse shadow mage infiltrator
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in …
Double May Care: so the Toad is a 77
Sam Moyer: Apparently
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner…
Double May Care: the Toad is a hypothetical Shoopuf
Sam Moyer: Does esper origins have flash back or something
Double May Care: rip Shoopuf Toad
Huecalpixqui Jean III: Esper Origins turns into a summon if cast from gy
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Sam Moyer: What lets you cast it from bin
Double May Care: Dark City still slaps, yes. I watched it last summer.
Huecalpixqui Jean III: Falshback 3G
Stormgod: @Sam Moyer yes, esper origin has flashback
Sam Moyer: So it does hag flash back
Stormgod: yes
Stormgod: for 3G
LRRbot: Dreams of Laguna [1U] | Instant | Surveil 1, then draw a card. / Flashback {3}{U}
Sam Moyer: Do you get the front side as well? And then it etb on res as back side?
Kyle Gagne: SeeD's nuts
Bruceski: So many cards and transformation effects flying around I forgot the shoopuff can start moving
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner's control with a finality counter on it. / Flashback {3}{G}
scarlet_warlock: Esper Mardu
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Maduin (front: Esper Origins) | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/4] | I — Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, put it into your hand. / II — Add {G}{G}. / III — Other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: Terra’s Papa!
Stormgod519: what is this???
matthaus_c: Maduin' it
Stormgod519: this is wild
raulghoulia: spoiler Terras dad
scarlet_warlock: hot enough for Terra's mom
bytecaster: That is a wild card
BrowneePointz: @stormgod519 you find out Terra’s dad is a Summon in a flashback
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Bruceski: The Flashback is a flashback
pleonasticTautology: haHA
GhostValv: hahah
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz That's somebody's dad???
raulghoulia: Wheeler, Master Sequencer is a good card name
cobertmtg: Benny "The Sequence" Wheels
matthaus_c: 2 mana grow threat sunglasses emoji
revalatlons: <message deleted>Wheeler's deck is good pilot not so much
Stormgod519: Gesundheit, Nelly
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
raulghoulia: the true nerdom is knowing a fictional character's blood type
Sorator13: malboro!
TXC2: smoke em if you've got em
PorpoisesUnknown: Nooo the Marlboro cigarette monster
iris_of_ether: Morbol~
bytecaster: Simply exile the lab man!
scarlet_warlock: malboro gives you bad breath
BrowneePointz: yes. @stormgod519 there’s an entire thing in six with the planet doesn’t have magic anymore and folks wondering how the hell Terra does the entire game. And then you get a flashback finding out that she’s part Esper(what the summons are called in 6)
Sorator13: @PorpoisesUnknown accurate depictions of the consequences of smoking /s
TXC2:
when are we getting Jor Camel on a magic card?
TXC2: *joe
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 1
PorpoisesUnknown: @Sorator13 that is 100% true
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
pleonasticTautology:
goobbue
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
GhostValv: Shoopuf ze ride?
Feriority: @Sorator13 It's signature attack is bad breath, so...
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Sorator13: "put the shoopuf in the car" is great
Stormgod519: lol
Mai_Andra: xivGoob
goateedave86: @TXC2 Joe Camel secret lair when?
NewtyNewts: Chocobo... kick!
Stormgod519: Forgot about Overkill
namagem1: Overkill is hilarious
iris_of_ether: Love goobbues, made one out of polymer clay
scarlet_warlock: 0/-9999
bytecaster: I kinda love Overkill
TXC2:
goateedave86
Sorator13: omg overkill is SO good
LSRubin: it puts the shoopuf in the car
Stormgod519: imagine if it drew them all
scarlet_warlock: overkill destroying indestructible EZ
goateedave86: @TXC2 if Death Cloud isn't in that secret lair we riot
Mai_Andra:
xivGoob doesn't work anymore... FFXIV fan festival was over 10 years ago, and the emotes expired... 
NoTomToLose: We don't order blockers anymore?
thesilence9: She just gooboo'd on my guadosalami
namagem1: Limited Labman is so wild
iris_of_ether:
Emotes expire? 
blackroseimmortal7: yo what this
namagem1: Till I choco-mogged
PorpoisesUnknown: I want Wizards to do a secret Liar CLOUDS and not include any final fantasy clouds now. IE Nibus Cloud, Cloud of Faeries, Cloud Key ect.
yakbop: what the hell are these life totals
blackroseimmortal7: what format is this?
Zoso_Wolf: oh no I’ve been gone from MTG for too long. Do we not order defenders anymore?
LRRMTG_Judge: @NoTomToLose Nope, not as of Foundations. There's no longer a combat damage assignment order, the attacker just assigns damage among the blockers during the combat damage step - Natedogg
pleonasticTautology: @blackroseimmortal7 sealed!
TXC2: blackroseimmortal7 sealed
blackroseimmortal7: oh sick
matthaus_c: @Zoso_Wolf we do not!
blackroseimmortal7: is this instead of a ppr or in addition
NoTomToLose: @LRRMTG_Judge Wow, thanks!
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
TXC2: !ppr
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Ukon_Cairns: ooh thats neat. saw wheeler talk about Eden not saccing as a cost makes it not do lantern deck things, but the sac being a may means it can repeatedly mill, for quite the cost. but still, neat.
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
ArmstrongRGM96X: @blackroseimmortal7 Instead
jovens_v: @blackroseimmortal7 the former
blackroseimmortal7: chill thanks
scarlet_warlock: @blackroseimmortal7 sorry if I sound rude, but it's in the left side of the screen
Niehilius: he has 2 maniacs?!
northos: @Niehilius how very maniacal
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
blackroseimmortal7: @scarlet_warlock haha thx, sometimes I forget there's words over there
lesbiandracula: she's heeeeeeeeereeeee
Diabore: ooh i didnt notice wheeler had a jill
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner…
Stormgod: pfft
Double May Care: Yeah, the surveil lifegain thing is before the transform I think
Sam Moyer: Ok that's cool
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Maduin (front: Esper Origins) | Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/4] | I — Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, put it into your hand. / II — Add {G}{G}…
Double May Care: It's Terra's Dad!
Trise: nuts are seeds? 😁
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw …
Sam Moyer: I really like that design. Very cool idea
Trise: Maduin. The best, most fleshed-out Esper to appear exactly once.
Sam Moyer: So is lab man onbb standard packs? Ie: unstable in sealed
Stormgod: its in packs, but in a bonus sheet
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Stormgod: kind of like the Big Score or Breaking News sheets in OTJ
Double May Care: hey wait, ze Shoopuf isn't a creature right now, does that still work?
Sam Moyer: Does the bonus sheet show up in standard packs. I'm murky on what crap they're putting in packs these days
Matt Cox: Think it's animated, no?
Stormgod: yes
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield…
Mike Saccento: Shoopuff IS a creature, its not a "until end of turn" effect
Double May Care: oh okay!
Stormgod: the bonus sheets can be in play boosters
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Sam Moyer: Seeing as I can never afford a collector pack of this set and be able to make rent.
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Trise: if it's worth killing, it's worth Overkilling
Matt Cox: Wheeler making me wanna make bad decisions and try to win with Lab Man at prerelease.
Double May Care: I'm glad they toned down the screen flash for the damage-capped crit
Ravnica Building and Planning: wait what do we not do anymore
Mark Brierley: Just finished North 100. Figured I'd check in here. Can't afford to play this set so vicariously it is!
Sam Moyer: Mill has always been a viable strategy in limited
Sam Moyer: Self mill.... Not so much
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for …
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Stormgod: @Mark Brierley I would be very surprised if this set held the same price it has now after it fully releases
ShadeRicter: 2 lab mans???
MovieNation: :rocket-red-countdown-liftoff:
Stormgod: yeah
Stormgod: Wheeler got 3 cards from the bonus sheet, and 2 are Lab Mans
Sam Moyer: I just hope vivi drops below $100 for fucks sake
LRRbot: Quistis Trepe [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Blue Magic — When Quistis Trepe enters, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard, and mana of any type can be spent …
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Sorator13: the phrase "Shiva's Dominant" still makes me giggle
Diabore: wonder if we'll see a ragavan today
GredGredmansson: wheeler has a gameplan and by golly he's going to follow it
blackroseimmortal7: there's a lot of lands on this battlefield
raulghoulia: can't wait for the Resident Evil MTG crossover and we can have the Jills fight
Flyingdelorion: I keep getting loading......what is wrong? Anyone else?
Jigokuro: TWO!?
Diabore: the safety lab man
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northos: @Flyingdelorion working fine for me
Stormgod519: Well done
Sorator13: what a deck, Wheeler
thesilence9: Format solved
TinyAwoo: WE DID IT AGAIN
scarlet_warlock: two of the same bonus sheet card wow
Stormgod519: 2 lab man wins
TXC2: Flyingdelorion have you refreshed?
Stormgod519: Aight everyone, draft Lab Man
RatedTforTetra: going to spend this draft format chasing the lab man dream
Jethrain: "replace my death to SBAs with a double win"
GhostValv: aw dangit
TXC2:
so Wheeler came with a constructed deck
CatarangPlays: Labman meta
revalatlons: Seriously Wheeler's deck is good. Super oppressive
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner's control with a finality counter on it. / Flashback {3}{G}
scarlet_warlock: oh it's an uncommon. the FCA is kinda hard to know the rarity this time
Mai_Andra: Espers... FFVI hype
NarfBlinko: @scarlet_warlock lower left corner has the rarity code
TXC2: wasn't lab man rare in Innistraad?
GredGredmansson: its an uncommon but they also only show up in 1 of 3 packs @scarlet_warlock
Diabore: @TXC2 yes, iirc he got downshifted to uncommon in remastered
scarlet_warlock: @NarfBlinko yeah but I mean, it's more intuitive looking at the set symbol
NarfBlinko: @GredGredmansson "only" one in three packs
TXC2: Diabore ok, thanks
bytecaster: So, Nelson, third yet different deck?
NarfBlinko:
@scarlet_warlock With the number of wild frames flying around, I've retrained myself to look in the corner, instead. Not foolproof, there are some WILD treatments out there.
omegaphoenix117: @diabore I think Ultimate Masters downshifted it first!
Zanzal_S: I will trade this luxury car with instant ramen!
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
Mai_Andra: Cup Ramen product placement in FFXV
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
red_shoes_jeff: Kupo!
lesbiandracula: behoimoth
bytecaster: 7 mana naturalize!
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
pleonasticTautology: i have that mount
pleonasticTautology: CUTE
lesbiandracula: ooooooooooooooooooo
Stormgod519: oh right
LRRbot: Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
TXC2: Boys night out
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
BrowneePointz: that’s gonna be several bucks
scarlet_warlock: lol
Mai_Andra: Legendary Chocobo from FFXVI - commander?
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology vehicle...?
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast it. If you don't, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell you don't own, put a +1/+1 counter on each Scout, Pirate, and Rogue you control.
Ratchet215: Cloud and Barret is the only allowed option
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LRRbot: Espers to Magicite [3B] | Instant | Exile each opponent's graveyard. When you do, choose up to one target creature card exiled this way. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an artifact and it loses all other card types.
TXC2:
Vaan? that's BAsch von rosenburg!
pleonasticTautology: @Stormgod519 the flying triple triad card is a mount in ff14 that you get for getting every triple triad card through shadowbringers
lesbiandracula: i dunno if they'll be expensive but those alt rendesvous arts are soooo rare
Pinwiz11: My boi!
kid_flashionable:
Stormgod519: Grahatia to you too!
LRRbot: G'raha Tia, Scion Reborn [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Cat Wizard [2/3] | Lifelink / Throw Wide the Gates — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay X life, where X is that spell's mana value. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it. Do this only once each turn.
jovens_v: The boi
BrowneePointz: Catboy!
SolarBlitz1: The boi!
Feriority: Raha!
goateedave86: If people don't mind answering; Do we have a known chase rare for the set yet? Not expecting anything ring-esque but wondering
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology Oh boy This is gonna suck considering Mounts are a different mechanic from vehicles in mtg. Its goign to confuse people
NarfBlinko: serialized Traveling Chocobo
Diabore: @goateedave86 almost certainly sephiroth
Stormgod519: oh hey, a commander card!
NarfBlinko: ##/77
scarlet_warlock: wow
pleonasticTautology: @Stormgod519 OH sorry hahahaha
TXC2: goateedave86 the entire set is the chase rare, based on pre-sales
goateedave86: @Diabore ah okey doke, I'll have to check it out
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology yeah, mounts are a creature version of vehicles from OTJ (and a couple other sets) and so that's gonna trip people up lol
goateedave86: @TXC2 isn't that the truth!
Stormgod519: Thanks Judge!
pleonasticTautology: @Stormgod519 i didn't play otj...
Stormgod519: @TXC2 that's why I always adivse waiting until launch
raulghoulia: yes please, explain
Diabore: @goateedave86 the mono black one to be clear, the rw one is commander
Mark Brierley: The distributors already paid their costs. Those costs will be passed on somehow.
Double May Care: I like how the beastfolks in FF11 have wet noses
Huecalpixqui Jean III: That car putting 6 of nelson's spella on bottom seems to have scuppered him a bit
Double May Care: a little!
Matt Cox: Wow, 2 for 2 on Lab Man wins.
LRRbot: Esper Origins [1G] (back: Summon: Esper Maduin) | Sorcery | Surveil 2. You gain 2 life. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield transformed under its owner…
ShadowReignhart: I just found out this was happening, and I am already in love with the Deck Names.
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land yo…
LRRbot: Secret Rendezvous [1WW] | Sorcery | You and target opponent each draw three cards.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Vaan, Street Thief [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Whenever one or more Scouts, Pirates, and/or Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's …
LRRbot: Espers to Magicite [3B] | Instant | Exile each opponent's graveyard. When you do, choose up to one target creature card exiled this way. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an arti…
LRRbot: G'raha Tia, Scion Reborn [WUB] | Legendary Creature — Cat Wizard [2/3] | Lifelink / Throw Wide the Gates — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay X life, where X is that spell's mana valu…
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are …
Chaos Treader: I think the target spot might be a tad to Nelson’s side of the playmat and so Nelson is over shooting it?
Stormgod519: @pleonasticTautology Its okay. A lot of people didn't eithjer
Stormgod519: Wait
pleonasticTautology: @Stormgod519 shjklb
Stormgod519: Serge doesn't know what a Fax Machine is???
goateedave86: @Diabore Fabled Soldier?
scarlet_warlock: huh
scarlet_warlock: technology
Diabore: !card sephiroth, fabled soldier
LRRbot: Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER [2B] (back: Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel) | Legendary Creature — Human Avatar Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Sephiroth enters or attacks, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever another creature dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. If this is the fourth time this ability has resolved this turn, transform Sephiroth.
AllTheWeasels: I'm picking up what you're putting down Nelly
TXC2: lot of 90's kids playing Canlander
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Diabore: @goateedave86 yes that one
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Stormgod519: Ramping!!!
Desruprot: nice
Stormgod519: oh wow
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Stormgod519: LOL
scarlet_warlock: babe
BrowneePointz: Guardian Force lol
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kid_flashionable: Oh wow they did Guardian Force summons??
kid_flashionable: That's really cool
Stormgod519: Wheeler is already my favorite part of this
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
RyleAKAHaseoSora: ifirt is such girlfriend material
BrowneePointz: yes there’s a few Guardian Force summons
iris_of_ether: Uh oh
lesbiandracula: hey it's mom
Diabore: @kid_flashionable iirc just cerberus and ifrit
BrowneePointz: Seymour’s Mom!
scarlet_warlock: @kid_flashionable yeah there's like 3 or 4 girlfriends
mibukotaro: @BrowneePointz Has got it going on
pleonasticTautology: @BrowneePointz seymour! the farplane is on fire!
pleonasticTautology: no, anima, that's just the fayth lights
nyc_mtg: At BWheelerMTG writes...
Mr_Bitterness: Well, Seymour, you're a strange Maester, but you steam a good shupuuf.
azidbern95: this is a great stream to vibe too while I AP and Draw grind in the start of FF8
PorpoisesUnknown: Get your lighters out
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
scarlet_warlock: lot's of ppl will forget that summons can attack lol
scarlet_warlock: and defend
pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Bitterness kjsdghk
BrowneePointz: they were called Marlboro until well….cigarettes
blackroseimmortal7: did each player put together multiple sealed decks?
Ukon_Cairns: that would explain the bad breath
TXC2: blackroseimmortal7 no; just nelson
Marvoleath: @blackroseimmortal7 just Nelly, but Wheeler borrowed one of Nelly's
scarlet_warlock: are the scores supposed to be like that?
TXC2: blackroseimmortal7 Ben is borrowing one of Nelsons for this round, for fun
TXC2: scarlet_warlock yes, this is just a fun extra round
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
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scarlet_warlock: okay
frank_the_great: The saga creatures don't get sacced?
Ukon_Cairns: @scarlet_warlock yeh, game 3 after wheeler won 2 already. more magic.
northos: @frank_the_great Ifrit has 4 chapters
Marvoleath: @frank_the_great they do, after last chapter
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Jethrain: !card darkness crystal
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card exiled with The Darkness Crystal onto the battlefield tapped under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
frank_the_great: @northos Gotcha, ty!
jovens_v: oh self destruct with summon is kinda neat
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TXC2:
how is this a 1/1 it's the size of a house
goateedave86: @TXC2 Inflation?
Stormgod519: The black one is very good
CuteTeaGoat: pops like a balloon
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 because bad breath is only a front 90º cone so it's easy to dodge
YareNiDaze: Fittingly for gifting to Serge, off by one letter.
scarlet_warlock: the red one will be a ride
Gwyltt_by_association: Confirmed, the Skeksi are annoying
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Stormgod519: The red crystal seems stronk
Zanzal_S: Woah the darkness crystal is repeatable and instant speed neat!
Double May Care: Phyrex-Machine
LRRbot: The Darkness Crystal [2BB] | Legendary Artifact | Black spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and you gain 2 life. / {4}{B}{…
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Double May Care: I already forgot what GF means in FF8
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and los…
YareNiDaze: guardian force
Double May Care: ah right, Ginyu Force
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
pkEtr: by the way, did we get a summon from ff12?
Double May Care: aww, the meetcute
LRRbot: Self-Destruct [1R] | Instant | Target creature you control deals X damage to any other target and X damage to itself, where X is its power.
LightningBreak: they dont die anymore
LightningBreak: noooooooooo
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Micalovits: Wait, it doesn't sac to put the creature into play?
Stormgod519: Yeah, the black crystal is very good
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Stormgod519: holy moly
BrowneePointz: the black one is probably the best
Stormgod519: mhmm
Zanzal_S: It indeed rocks
Stormgod519: I think the red and green one are the next two
Stormgod519: the while one is fine, the blue one is fine
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Stormgod519: *white
Micalovits: This rock rocks!
Zanzal_S: Yesus christ marie they're chrystals!
scarlet_warlock: not leftovers for you
PorpoisesUnknown: Gaze into the Crystal Wheeler
GredGredmansson: chapter 2?
Diabore: saga step
BrowneePointz: yea It might get standard play
TXC2:
the Scotish delicacy of Higas
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.
PorpoisesUnknown: I want a 5 color crystal deck now
YareNiDaze: Ride ze Shoopuff
scarlet_warlock: wow
Robot_Bones: please keep your arms, legs, and blitzballs inside the shoopuff at all times
TXC2: "bring me scales!"
Micalovits: Was this the only goblin in the set?
GredGredmansson: yes
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 gimme an elixer!!!!!
Spades_Slicc: Am I gonna start maindecking that sorcery from Aetherdrift that destroys any artifact to deal with these fucking crystals?
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
raulghoulia: @PorpoisesUnknown You could put them in the 5c Honden deck
Stormgod519: nice
pleonasticTautology: 👏
scarlet_warlock:
moogles can become White Mages in FFT
GhostValv: dang Ascians are hard to kill
BrowneePointz: kalitas plus whip
CygnusInfinity: @scarlet_warlock biggest tactics reference in FIN
SenseiNobu: It's only creature opponents control so it only goes once.
kjart: GGs
Stormgod519: LOL
TXC2: there it is
kid_flashionable:
TalpTheScot: incredible
Stormgod519:
Zoso_Wolf: Yesss
NewtyNewts: yaaaaaay
pleonasticTautology: YESSSSSSS
LordManiMani:
LucasTheDrgn: @ghostvalv gotta use the white auracite
iris_of_ether:
Sorator13: sweeeeeeet
kid_flashionable: This is amazing
urist_mc_wazdakka: yay victory noise
luke1x: Nostalgia Stream
scarlet_warlock: lol
red_shoes_jeff:
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anonarat: Incredible
GredGredmansson: everyone raise your hands up and down
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NoTomToLose: The Lucca glasses
Ukon_Cairns: i feel like darkness crystal is gonna do what i want out of whip of erebos, but like, in 2025.
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Stormgod519: lol
urist_mc_wazdakka: that noise needs to be on all streems going forward, or at least ones that have any final fantasy cards
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Monarch101: You can technically count 12 and 14 as FFT references since they share a universe.
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LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
LRRbot: Ride the Shoopuf [1G] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in …
Double May Care: Every time I hear a number between 1 and 16, I think of the associated FF game. The branding is working.
Poff: My stream died with wheeler at 34, now he's at 3. What the hell did I miss??
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Eq…
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
drigerslash: @Poff next game
OVERKiLL!: YO!
OVERKiLL!: just in time lol
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Poff: Did they just play a 3rd game after WHeeler went 2-0?
Jason Korf: yep
Sarah: yes
Sarah: for fun
Double May Care: Yep, they did a homie round with both of Nelson's games
Double May Care: I mean decks
Double May Care: He managed to get two viable decks with his pool
Eric Cook: Nelson is good for that
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AllTheWeasels:
Julian_Rogue: Haven't heard that song before that was cool
TXC2: oooh a bonus on monday
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I really wish that there was a Punt/Counterpunt today. Imagine the nonsense you could do with the Final Fantasy sets on that.
Monarch101: Compare the reprint version of a character with the actual card
GameLantern: when is PPR starting? top of the hour?
Monarch101: Zidane as Ragavan > Zidane for real
BrowneePointz: !ppr
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Earthenone: legally, this is not a ppr, also it started 80 min ago
GameLantern: ah
Robert Hultgren: Who is the best character to not make the cut of being featured on a card?
OVERKiLL!: im mad no Tactics.. hopefully another product or expansion will feature FF:Tactics
Sarah: Never played the original but I loved the Tactics Advance games
TXC2: GameLantern we're on break right now, waiting for Match 2
Monarch101: You missed Sealed Laboratory Maniac it was greag
Chichen: aaaa
TXC2: and we're back
GameLantern:
mb, just got home from work and shopping 
NewtyNewts: Welcome back to the final Fantasy!
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YareNiDaze: Nah, the obligatory Punt Counterpunt joke is which Cid is best, the joke being they're all the same card mechanically. (Specifically just the one with all the alt arts only.)
CrossXhunteR: wheeler’s shirt looking extra bright
Chichen: The only fantasy here is yours, and we shall be it's final witness.
the_fanerdic:
Mr_Horrible: you could probably run it better than their c-suite, tbh
Gekyouryuu: It's a Fine Ol' Fantasy
Y2A_Alkis:
Kweh 
TheWanderingNomad: WARK
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Kupo
Pinwiz11: I'd probably say "SLOPPY" as the true ff14 nerd that I am
Mr_Horrible: Don't attack the flan, Tidus!
Mr_Horrible: that's what magic is for!
LRRbot: Namazu Trader [3B] | Creature — Fish Citizen [3/4] | When this creature enters, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, surveil 2.
Mr_Horrible: puntable catfish
YareNiDaze: Wasshoi!
LRRbot: Vector, Imperial Capital | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Y2A_Alkis: Quick Study exists Ben
TXC2: Fisitzen
frank_the_great: I refuse to change!
TheWanderingNomad: I hear Namazu are delicious
ArcOfTheConclave: Namazu Traitor
aussie_rob_w: I love the font
PwrGamerX: namazu, receiver of punts
darkcyril: Ashelia.
DunderCat: wasn't namazu a kind of pickles
Earthenone: ashelia b'nargin dalmasca
GredGredmansson: Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca
GhostValv: love a Hoary Boulder
darkcyril: Lally-Ho!
lesbiandracula: he was a mountain of a man
northos: (that's "hoary" for anyone concerned)
BrowneePointz: Geeott
YareNiDaze: Wyd Lad my beloved.
Leonhart321: Lali ho
Marvoleath: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?
Chichen: Gyatt Rizzler is his name actually
iris_of_ether:
Decaped: I love naming my daughter B'nargin
TheWanderingNomad: LET'S GO GIOTT
Chichen: LALI HO
YareNiDaze: Lali-ho!
NoTomToLose: giottem
shaunleung: Lali Ho
red_shoes_jeff: Lali Ho!
iris_of_ether: Lali ho
TheWanderingNomad: Lali-time-for-a-good-ol'-fashion-DWARVEN-DECKING-ho o/
LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
Mr_Horrible: "built ford tough" *dies*
MikoKisai: An Ex-ATM? How will I withdraw my money now?
Jethrain: Oh hi mark
raulghoulia: uh oh longest boss fight
OldUncleDan: Is Fran (FF 12) in this set? Cause, if so I will make a Brawl/Commander deck with her.
LRRbot: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark (front: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark) | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/6] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Yiazmat gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
scarlet_warlock: Yiazmat! The hardest and longest fight!
Leonhart321: Look what they did to my boy Yizmat
Mr_Horrible: "Yiazmat, 3 Hours Of Your Life"
Earthenone: yazimat, comander staple 12 hours to the timer
goombalax: its Gluten Free
kid_flashionable:
@Mr_Horrible 
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EvilBadman: @OldUncleDan Fran+Balthier are one card
Earthenone: @OldUncleDan i remember fran being a 1/1 as well
accountmadeforants: Summon girlfriend Ifrit?
Mr_Bitterness: He is the tutorial fight in FF8 too
OldUncleDan: @EvilBadman Good enough for me. Thank you!
scarlet_warlock: thank you sweetie
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kid_flashionable: I mean he is the first boss in FF8 so
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Earthenone: !card fran
LRRbot: Found 13 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Mr_Horrible: you literally share a statline with eldrazi horror tokens
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way. / {8}: Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. Transform Kefka. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: THE BOY
LRRbot: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin (front: Kefka, Court Mage) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [5/7] | Flying / Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.
raulghoulia: that was a good Kefka impression
OldUncleDan: Kefka is such a clown.
Mr_Horrible: yet more proof we need to do away with Italians
scarlet_warlock: !card fran and balthier
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NewtyNewts: Perfect statline
niccus: no clown types this set
scarlet_warlock: !card balthier and fran
LRRbot: Balthier and Fran [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit [4/3] | Reach / Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. / Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. If you do, after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
A_Dub888: Kefka.kackle
LRRbot: Hraesvelgr of the First Brood [4U] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Shiva's Aid — When Hraesvelgr enters and whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
iris_of_ether: Daragon!
BrowneePointz: Dragon Grandpa
Mr_Horrible: 55 lands, 55 spells...
pleonasticTautology: hraesvelgr whips
Earthenone: an elder dragon? i hear theres a format for those
TXC2:
thank the Gods this is blue and not izzet
LRRbot: Auron, Venerated Guardian [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spirit Samurai [2/5] | Vigilance / Shooting Star — Whenever Auron attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. When you do, exile target creature defending player controls with power less than Auron's power until Auron leaves the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: complete with the booze jug?
Robot_Bones: The dad who was there
MehallD: Auron's just an average 35 year old
BrowneePointz: the Dad who stepped up
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W}, {T}: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LucasTheDrgn: Auron is from the commander deck
Mr_Horrible: I do like that he gets his YEET overdrive
Poff: Is the entire set revealed, now?
drigerslash: @Robert Hultgren I would have liked to see Desch from FF3 beyond that Payne from ff x2
Dobogin: lali ho!
LRRbot: Namazu Trader [3B] | Creature — Fish Citizen [3/4] | When this creature enters, you lose 1 life and create a Treasure token. / Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or ar…
LRRbot: Vector, Imperial Capital | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
Dobogin: automatic teller machine
LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died …
Zandodak: Gee-aught!
LRRbot: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark (front: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark) | Legendary Creature — Dragon [5/6] | {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Yiazmat gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Double May Care: He IS the first GF you get in 8
LRRbot: Kefka, Court Mage [2UBR] (back: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [4/5] | Whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card. Then you draw a card for each card typ…
Zandodak: As someone from a food & beverage background, I read that as gluten free Ifrit.
LRRbot: Kefka, Ruler of Ruin (front: Kefka, Court Mage) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [5/7] | Flying / Whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.
AlyssaSwift: I rate him a solid 5/7
LRRbot: Hraesvelgr of the First Brood [4U] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [5/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Shiva's Aid — When Hraesvelgr enters and whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target cre…
Double May Care: Cackling like a megalomanical clown
LRRbot: Auron, Venerated Guardian [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Spirit Samurai [2/5] | Vigilance / Shooting Star — Whenever Auron attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. When you do, exile target creature de…
Magitlan: Ashe's full name is Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W},…
Poff: I like that they made Auron a Spirit
Diabore: cards kind of cracked
Mr_Horrible: okay but you'll actually say that
Robot_Bones: Brother of Clive
GasCityGaming: this is FF16 I believe
makeshiftreaper: Honestly, it fits his character
Leonhart321: C
pleonasticTautology: it's prosaic
Mr_Horrible: this card's pretty spice
SolarBlitz1: 16 just went for such a simple name
Mr_Bitterness: He's in a game with Jill, so it matches
Mr_Horrible: @GasCityGaming ya
scarlet_warlock: he's british
BrowneePointz: the names in 16 are really stupid
TXC2:
Joshua, and he comes back from the dead
red_shoes_jeff: His brother's name... is CLIVE.
AdamYMHMI: Tree. Joshua Tree.
Leonhart321: Brother to Clive, friend to Jill
flatluigi: american names are exotic to japanese people
BrowneePointz: except Hugo Kupka
niccus: suburban kids with biblical names, or: ff16
Invitare: that's biblical tho
LRRbot: Phoenix, Warden of Fire (front: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Phoenix [4/4] | I, II — Rising Flames — Phoenix deals 2 damage to each opponent. / III — Flames of Rebirth — Return any number of target creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Phoenix, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying, lifelink
Decaped: Look, his mother doesn't love him. No wonder he got named that.
spinebustertee: The Tiffany conundrum!
effin_steffin41: anyone else dropping frames or is it just me?
TalpTheScot: joshua comes from jesus who came back from the dead, that sounds like a phoenix to me
LucasTheDrgn: My friend Josh was so excited to build a commander deck with Joshua
Jorsh029:
I've never shoplifted in my life!
TXC2:
Joshua is the more correct translation of Jesus
Robot_Bones: My frames are intact
Driosenth: As fearsome as "Craig. Cerberus Leash Holder"
TXC2: effin_steffin41 seems fine here
LRRbot: Azusa, Lost but Seeking [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.
TheWanderingNomad: Ah the OG Princess
BrowneePointz: no Joshua IS Jesus’ name. Jesus was a title @txc2
scarlet_warlock: FF1 artkwork
LordManiMani: Wowza
GhostValv: neato
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Mr_Horrible: we rescue her in the first hour of the first game
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sourandsublimes: I want it but its gonna be so expensive
aussie_rob_w: Daaaamn
ArcOfTheConclave: Joshua is cringe but Sarah is good?
TXC2: BrowneePointz Crist is the title
bbblehh: gotta love that amano art
LRRbot: Balthier and Fran [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit [4/3] | Reach / Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. / Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, you may pay {1}{R}{G}. If you do, after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Sarah_Serinde:
@ArcOfTheConclave Yes
SolarBlitz1: That wonderful pringling
kid_flashionable: YAAA
Mr_Horrible:
@ArcOfTheConclave look we've never accused them of being consistent
TheWanderingNomad: The Leading man!
OldUncleDan: YAAAAY!!!!!!
iris_of_ether: Bnnuy
scarlet_warlock: human rabbit
EvilBadman: Oh hey look
anonarat: The leading man indeed
Earthenone: han and chewwy
Irsaan:
Both of those last two are
Mangledpixel: Fran, Transfem Goals
ztghostie: ah yes, Final Fantasy Han and Chewy
Mr_Horrible: "Never te- uhhhh *quote* me the odds"
sourandsublimes:
I see were ben² right now
anonarat: The protagonists of XII
h3rsh3yb4r: theres a lot of additional combat in this set
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
pleonasticTautology:
it's doing passage of arms
Mr_Bitterness: It's Rydia's chocobo summon kicking the Antlion in the face!
Diabore: that azusa currently around 200 dollars but prerelease prices arent real
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, stenchies
Mr_Horrible:
Decaped: I like my Final Fantasy characters named after weather or hats and nothing else!
distinguishednarwhal: that so soft "Uh oh" from wheeler lol
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Mr_Horrible: "Oh chocobo it looks like we're in it again"
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token and transform this enchantment.
TXC2: but how often are you activating euipment ?
scarlet_warlock: sazh chocobo becomes a gril in the sequence
Aarek: Fish gang fish gang!
Mr_Horrible: they keep trying to lure Serge back into food
Faulpyr: Of course Serge would pull that
LRRbot: Cooking Campsite (front: Sidequest: Catch a Fish) | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
kid_flashionable: fish fish fish
makeshiftreaper: @scarlet_warlock I had forgotten that happens
kumatsu: your creatures eat food
Mr_Horrible: gavony with more steps, but still gavony
Spades_Slicc: Does this go in Canlander: Food Figh?t
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
Mangledpixel: MTG is now a real game - it has a fishing minigame
scarlet_warlock: time warp in uncommon
LordManiMani: Please. Does Canlander Food Fight even run Food Fight?
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Omnipotent (front: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress) | Legendary Creature — Nightmare Warlock [7/7] | Menace / Time Compression — When this creature transforms into Ultimecia, Omnipotent, take an extra turn after this one.
DirectorStephanie: preach @mangledpixel
Mr_Horrible: love to compress time, it's how I make it to 5 and clock out
kumatsu: first time walk at uncommon
makeshiftreaper: @Mangledpixel Wasn't that called blinding naming cabal therapy before?
Desruprot: Moonmist for timewalk
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
the_fanerdic: @mr_horrible big mood
Diabore: Kwhiteheart
Mr_Horrible: wah
TheWanderingNomad: My girl!
Chichen: That's clive's bird from FFXVI
EvilBadman: Clive's Chocobo from FF16
Earthenone: aluuren staple
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LRRbot: Traveling Chocobo [2G] | Creature — Bird [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast Bird spells from the top of your library. / If a land or Bird you control entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Diabore: thats a goodun
NewtyNewts: Serge got the bird collector
BrowneePointz: that’s an expensive pull
blackroseimmortal7: I feel like birds should have skyfall
YareNiDaze: birdup dot dek?
TXC2: bird sight!
Zinga___: Just got here, is this a pack battle or something?
Irsaan: I need this chocobo so bad
Valqori: So many good chocobos in this pack
niccus: one of the chase mythics
Mike_McBob: Bird pack
CuteTeaGoat: hope we have a bird deck
GasCityGaming: and gold!
Mai_Andra: If Ian played magic...
Mr_Horrible: wingspan rules: you can only play birds off the top if you can identify them
TXC2: Zinga___ no, we're cracking a booster pack for fun
LRRbot: Triple Triad [3RRR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, you may play the card you own exiled this way and each other card exiled this way with lesser mana value than it without paying their mana costs.
kid_flashionable: Oh that is so pretty
Zinga___: @TXC2 Thanks.
Sogheim: I look forward to breaking Triple Triad
Mr_Horrible: me realizing the rules are Same and Plus and losing the match
EvilBadman: Norm MacDonald: Ladies and Gentlemen, this pack is for the birds
LRRbot: Kefka, Dancing Mad [5BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [6/6] | During your turn, Kefka has indestructible. / At the beginning of your end step, exile a card at random from each opponent's graveyard. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. Then each player who owns a spell you cast this way loses life equal to its mana value.
BrowneePointz: love this clown
niccus: you don't know your clowns?
Poff: Yeah, XVI just has normal names. Joshua, Clive, Jill, Terrence, etc
drigerslash: As a Joshua He is cool
LRRbot: Phoenix, Warden of Fire (front: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Phoenix [4/4] | I, II — Rising Flames — Phoenix deals 2 damage to each opponent. / III — Flames of …
LRRbot: Azusa, Lost but Seeking [2G] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.
Poff: Princess Sarah!
AlyssaSwift: Speaking of 'regular people names'
FlickerWhisper ASMR: Wow!!
drigerslash: Yooooo princess sarah!
Brady Hagan: The Amano Cards are gorgeous
LRRbot: Balthier and Fran [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Human Rabbit [4/3] | Reach / Vehicles you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance and reach. / Whenever a Vehicle crewed by Balthier and Fran this turn att…
Double May Care: They are life partners
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
Poff: It's funny how Balthier and Fran are Vehicle tribal with exactly 3 vehicles they can run in their deck
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Sidequest: Catch a Fish [2W] (back: Cooking Campsite) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's an artifact or creature card, you may reveal it an…
LRRbot: Cooking Campsite (front: Sidequest: Catch a Fish) | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you ma…
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Omnipotent (front: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress) | Legendary Creature — Nightmare Warlock [7/7] | Menace / Time Compression — When this creature transforms into Ultimecia, Omnipotent, take an…
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land yo…
Kahless: pretty bird
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
LRRbot: Traveling Chocobo [2G] | Creature — Bird [3/2] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast Bird spells from the top of your library. / If a land or Bird you…
LRRbot: Triple Triad [3RRR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, you may play the card you own exiled this way and each other …
drigerslash: LETS GO CARD GAMES IN CARD GAMES
OVERKiLL!: 🎴🀄🃏
LRRbot: Kefka, Dancing Mad [5BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [6/6] | During your turn, Kefka has indestructible. / At the beginning of your end step, exile a card at random from each opponent's grave…
loufghyslaufey: Wow. So terrifying... Oh wait. Someone cast shock? <(=w=)>
Mr_Horrible: Kafka, quite destructible
Mr_Horrible: as most of us are
MikeProvencher: Important to note Triple Triad says "...without paying their mana costs" at the end. Easy to miss with all those words.
TheWanderingNomad: Also a Gacha character everyone simps for
noSmokeFire: Kefka's Metamorphosis is a WAY different vibe
TXC2: "but Doctor, I am Kafka!"
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
loufghyslaufey: The Chokobo, I mean
Desruprot: nice Cecil
Diabore: this cards messed
iris_of_ether: Cecil!
niccus: @noSmokeFire nowadays it's called jokerfication
BrowneePointz: Kefka is the world’s BIGGEST jerk and we LOVE him
LRRbot: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin (front: Cecil, Dark Knight) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Lifelink / Protect — Whenever Cecil attacks, other attacking creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: "I'm just a dark knight."
Earthenone: Scui black!
Drigerslash: Cecil Lets goooo!
OldUncleDan: Super Bishi.
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
kid_flashionable: Ooooh so pretty
loufghyslaufey: ChroMoe?
CuteTeaGoat: in some timelines, Cecil goes off to become a farmer to redeem himself
Mr_Horrible: for a hot minute
LordManiMani: Not enough people play Lantern
BrowneePointz: it’s still worth a penny
goombalax: I love a lantern
eshplode: Do they? I play it in any 3+ colour deck
Chichen: ZENOS MY BOY
TXC2: it was great when it was in Return to Ravnica
Desruprot: @CuteTeaGoat swords to plowshares clearly working
Feriority:
that guy
Mr_Horrible: our very own fuckboi
YareNiDaze: YES! A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!
LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. Until end of turn, creatures other than Zenos yae Galvus and the chosen creature get −2/−2. / When the chosen creature leaves the battlefield, transform Zenos yae Galvus.
Desruprot: oooh
kumatsu: it's Paul's Boyfriend
TheWanderingNomad: MY BESTIE! MY WORSTIE!
Pinwiz11: My frenemy!
kid_flashionable: I love his ability so much, so perfect
Mr_Bitterness: Our best friend!
PwrGamerX: A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES
scarlet_warlock: If Op loses the game, you win the game!
YareNiDaze: He's the worst, I love him.
LRRbot: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival (front: Zenos yae Galvus) | Legendary Creature — Dragon [8/8] | Flying / As this creature transforms into Shinryu, choose an opponent. / Burning Chains — When the chosen player loses the game, you win the game.
TXC2: true dragon!
BrowneePointz: he who has the sweatpants with JUICY on the booty
Monarch101: Rest in piss you Garlean psycho
Feriority: @YareNiDaze That's the ability name on his scythe, if you were unaware
Mr_Horrible: Zenos sending "wyd" texts at the edge of the universe
kid_flashionable: A perfect Bad Guy (TM)
makeshiftreaper: That's a perfect way to describe him
BrowneePointz: he’s a Psychopath
scarlet_warlock: totally made for standard
ArcOfTheConclave: Stinky man
sporkraptor:
ugh, errybody loves him
pleonasticTautology: one-sided kismesitude with the wol
Mr_Horrible: Paul retelling the story of Stormblood
Earthenone: does concession trigger shinryu?
YareNiDaze: @Feriority I am *very* aware, but thank you. It made me very happy.
aussie_rob_w: He's going to win so many collusion cEDH games
loufghyslaufey: Wut the heck? Is that like a truce/pact card between commander players?
DorkmasterFlek:
The flavour on this card is A+ 10/10 no notes.
BrowneePointz: OMG who has the Zenos Juicy Emote!?
Decaped: he didn't kill any named characters
Mr_Bitterness: He comes ready to fight a Light Praty (4/4) and then he's a Full Party fight (8/8)!
bytecaster: You stifle the ability to send a message
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
pleonasticTautology: me? gongaga
kid_flashionable: ME? Gongaga
Chichen: me? Gongaga
Earthenone: people die when they are killed style ability
Zanzal_S: Me? Gongaga
AllTheWeasels: me? Gongaga
markekv: me? Gongooogooo
YareNiDaze: Me? Gongaga
Jayrod1220: Lady Gongaga
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Bitterness oh, didn't notice that but it's a nice touch, between the capstone dungeon and then the capstone trial
IsSecretlyPaul: @.Serge where is my boyfriend
markekv: you? gonpoopoo
nyc_mtg: brynhildr? i barely know her
Mr_Horrible:
"Hello? Mountain Chocobo?"
sporkraptor: call <of> the mountain chocobo
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Gekyouryuu: "Me? Gongaga"? But it's not Monday
YareNiDaze: LADS
LSRubin: who up summoning they brynhildr?
TheWanderingNomad: THe LRR Preview card!
Mr_Horrible: does this count as product placement?
pleonasticTautology: brynhildr is the ffxiv server i'm on
loufghyslaufey: So you can save a dying commander player with that last pack card by choosing them, because should they lose, you just get to win I guess?
Mr_Horrible: you can't call him that, Wheeler
GhostValv:
Ukon_Cairns: i was thinking kotis but lacking
OldUncleDan: I need to watch FF-7 Machinabridged again.
nyc_mtg:
goombalax: Zidane Typal
raulghoulia: or Vaan turns your scouts rogues and pirates into Ragavans
markekv: mogs me
TheWanderingNomad: WARK
Gekyouryuu: No one remembers Kari Zev, but everyone remembers Ragavan
iris_of_ether: Kupopo
BrowneePointz: Choco & Mog!
goatprince: serge do you know what sound chocobos make
scarlet_warlock: How many summons do you want?
Mr_Horrible: love to pick up a chocomog at the checkout stand at my local convenience
pleonasticTautology: ough. crushed my materia.
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Earthenone: its a temporary 3/3 at least
loufghyslaufey: Someone understanding what I said, could they paraphrase that for anyone who didn't understand my politic-parlor tricks?
Mr_Horrible: yeowch
bytecaster: #blamejames
EvilBadman: Shinies, at a distance, with a sleeve
MrSarkhan: #blamejames
BrowneePointz: the contrast on that card in foil also ain’t great
TheWanderingNomad: The very fabric of the star began to fray....
Chichen: KWEH
incslayer: they say KWEH
Zanzal_S: KWEH
IsSecretlyPaul: KWEH
nyc_mtg: wort wort wort
Feriority: WARK, heretics
Earthenone:
thats what the birds in naruto say surge
Mike_McBob: KWEH
goatprince: serge is really, really incorrect
bytecaster: Someone queue the chocobo theme
gualdhar: WARK
BrowneePointz: wapeepoh!
fcloud: wahoo is mario my guy
LucasTheDrgn: It's more whistling than "aho"
omegaphoenix117: "Wicketwooo"
LordManiMani: Basically everything except what Serge said actually
loufghyslaufey: But chat, that means "Garlic" in Spanish...?
TheWanderingNomad: Serge you are *very* incorrect sorry my guy
kid_flashionable: Aho
Mr_Horrible: @TheWanderingNomad the tradition of level cap dungeons where the first boss is the hardest
thesilence9: they say BUTHOLL
hamraffle: Serge has approximate knowledge of many things
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.
Mai_Andra: Where's Adam with a dolphin
BrowneePointz: DADDY!
RayFK: Buddy, Serge, I love you but this is not your forte
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life tota…
LRRbot: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin (front: Cecil, Dark Knight) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Lifelink / Protect — Whenever Cecil attacks, other attacking creatures gain indestructible until end of…
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Zenos yae Galvus [3BB] (back: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [4/4] | My First Friend — When Zenos yae Galvus enters, choose a creature an opponent controls. U…
Brady Hagan: Put him in the GARBAGE
LRRbot: Shinryu, Transcendent Rival (front: Zenos yae Galvus) | Legendary Creature — Dragon [8/8] | Flying / As this creature transforms into Shinryu, choose an opponent. / Burning Chains — When the chosen p…
AlyssaSwift: Zenos's idea of friendship is... Unique
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice a…
FlickerWhisper ASMR: how rude
Foraker: Sadly I can't stay long. Does anybody know if this will be uploaded to LRRMTG?
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
flamfive95: Serge is mogging
Chaos Treader: This stream will probably be up after a couple days.
OVERKiLL!: James a BEAST on tech
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to targe…
aceviru: Lol
Foraker: Thx Chaos Trader. Wish you guys a good time with the stream!
StevoM08: Wark?
northos: I'm surprised he hasn't said "ca-caw" for chocobos
YareNiDaze: FOR ALA MHIGO!
iris_of_ether: Raubahn!
TheWanderingNomad: THE BULL OF ALA MHIG
IsSecretlyPaul: for ala mhigo wooo
loufghyslaufey: Ajo(Ah•Jo)
petey_vonwho: Are you saying birds don't say CACAW!
LSRubin:
omg he's the Arrested Development "chicken" scene IRL
northos:
oh no, somebody check on the instance servers, it's Rauhbahn savage
goombalax: it does not say other
a_frosty: Does anybody in this family know what a chicken sounds like?
LucasTheDrgn: Raubahn my right-hand man
Cyberegg: aho is a crow call in japanese
Ukon_Cairns: Bull of Ala Mhigo, cacaw!
Earthenone: is this a 6 rare sealed format or are these packs doing the rarity nonsense?
kid_flashionable:
@northos 
scarlet_warlock: it doesn't say other
Flyingdelorion: it does not say other Serge!
Mr_Horrible:
@northos only if ben can't get past him
raulghoulia: cha chee cha chee
IsSecretlyPaul: Serge what sound does a bull make
pleonasticTautology: @LucasTheDrgn your silly rabbit
BrowneePointz: Raubahn is everyone’s right hand man. cuz he doesn’t have a left
MrPipboy3000: @a_frosty coo-coo- kcha!!!
Alyssa_Swift: It's-a me, Chocobo!
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
Chichen: do chocobos do backwards long jumps
pleonasticTautology:
passage of arms
Zanzal_S: I will play the legs!
Mr_Horrible: my chocobo has a suspicious red cap with googly eyes and is speaking like Tony Soprano
YareNiDaze: @Zanzal_S We just need the head for Exodia.
IsSecretlyPaul: best hero token
TheWanderingNomad:
@BrowneePointz I do love you can get a title of Raubhan's Left Hand 
TXC2: Paladin's arms, some how not a pub
BrowneePointz:
But where is Raubahn’s Son? the most Handsome Lalafel in all the Realms Pipin Tarupin!? 
Zanzal_S: @YareNiDaze EXODIA
LucasTheDrgn: Paladin's Arm(s)
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz if he was a creature he could die, and we can't be having that
Gekyouryuu: You beat a Final Fantasy and a chocobo chimes in: "thank you so much for to kweh my game"
DunderCat: aaho is more of a comedy anime crow sound, because it also means idiot. so you can have a character do something dumb, then it goes to a atmosphere shot and the crow flies past, " aho aho" and cut
OldUncleDan: Do Ward costs stack?
Rgontownik: show red creature in zoom?
Zanzal_S: Oh no raubahn gets his arm(s) back!
Mr_Horrible: they do @OldUncleDan
MrPipboy3000: @OldUncleDan yes
hoohlee_sheet: Yes
LordManiMani:
@gekyouryuu
OldUncleDan: Neat!
NoTomToLose: They trigger separately, no?
Gaz_L: Rob Ann
kid_flashionable:
Rowr-bahn 
TheWanderingNomad:
But Raubhan's a GLD not a PLD
Mr_Horrible: so it'd ward of "pay 4 life and 2 generic mana"
northos: @NoTomToLose they trigger separately, so you have to pay both to get through
Flyingdelorion: So Serge read it wrong but got it right! Fantastic! Love you Serge!
Mangledpixel: Raubahn, Rauboff
Mr_Horrible: oh, 5 from the choco/mog
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
Mr_Horrible: Colossal Dreadmaw smiling down from heaven
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible Thaumaturges give me fire! Give me Ifrit’s Bloody Inferno!
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz aren't there like 3 ifrits in the set?
Mr_Horrible: maybe just 2, idk
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
IsSecretlyPaul: bens gonna get teleji'd
BrowneePointz: @mr_horrible I’m quoting Pipin’s siege of ala Mhigo monologue
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I plead "it's been 6 years, I didn't remember"
kid_flashionable: @BrowneePointz I thought that sounded familiar!
Robot_Bones: Dreadmaw walked so we could run
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
LucasTheDrgn: @mr_horrible Summon Ifrit, Summon G.F. Ifrit, and whoever Ifrit's Dominant is
LordManiMani: Selfie made it to FIN
Gaz_L: Basically yes
Mr_Horrible: @LucasTheDrgn oh okay there *is* a summon for 8 ifrit and non-8 ifrit
SkiaSymphonia: he also has a gun
blackroseimmortal7: @LucasTheDrgn clive
TXC2:
what part of 15 is a fantasy?
kid_flashionable: 15 was an interesting one
Mr_Horrible: XV is Boy's Trip until it gets harrowing
TriforceDrummer: It's a bachelor's party
lamina5432: the fiance was a more interesting character
RayFK: He has TWO
shamblingkrenshar: Prompto has a a special move where he takes pictures as part of the attack.
RayFK: (I think?)
tehcrashxor: Pfft "prompto argentum", faux latin for "quick silver"
RayFK: It's been a while
Drigerslash: Its a Bachelor's party interrupted by the end times
SkiaSymphonia: @TXC2 having time to hang out with your friends
Alyssa_Swift: Also, something about taking a real-life day to kill a turtle?
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 having enough time off to road trip across a continent
Gekyouryuu: His name means Quick Silver
kid_flashionable: gun, camera, "I want to ride my chocobo all day"
Spades_Slicc: The gun is for insurance purposes
rdsj59: Sometimes he has a Chainsaw
goombalax: Furcinity
Earthenone: selfie shot is a lot darker knowing he has guns
Dog_of_Myth: Just got off work, what have I missed?
Gnrt: probably don't go to the American south then ben
frank_the_great: Alex?
pleonasticTautology: @goombalax good name for a furry con
pleonasticTautology: @Dog_of_Myth wheeler labman'd nelly twice
TXC2:
SkiaSymphonia Mr_Horrible a damning inditment on reality there
goombalax: @pleonasticTautology I was literally typing that lmao
pleonasticTautology: @goombalax 🤝
MikeProvencher: Yes, Knights of Round.
Gaz_L: @dog_of_myth round 1, Wheeler won 2 games with Lab Man
Zanzal_S: \o/
kid_flashionable:
Goobue! 
IsSecretlyPaul: woooooobue its the goobue
ShadowChorus: I mean, the noise Serge made is specifically one of the sounds at the start of the Chocobo Racing theme from 7, I think
ShadowChorus: But it's more of a 'wa-ho!' basically the noise Mario makes.
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
Double May Care: It's very funny that Raubahn gets another arm.
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Mai_Andra:
xivGoob
northos: cie'th, the scaleless - wait...
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Earthenone: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
TheMerricat: chat, while watching stream I finially got enough of a card collection in MTGA to be able to play one of the starter brawl decks.... my first match has been going for 30 minutes now. Is that normal for brawl?
BrowneePointz: @kid_flashionable @mr_horrible that speech lives rent free in my head cuz “All Cannons, fire at will! Let no man say we neglected to knock!” is one of the CHADDEST lines ever
Mr_Horrible: just staples the shield to the shoulder
TXC2:
TheMerricat no, people conceed before then
TheMerricat:
@TXC2
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz that *is* very good, damn
Spades_Slicc: Hey how much was the flashback on the final days in Ben's yard?
BrowneePointz: all said by a 3 ft tall Gigachad with FLOWING locks
kid_flashionable: @BrowneePointz Honestly I replayed stormblood in the last year and I forgot how kickass raiding Ala Mhigo was
Mazrae: I'm glad this is going on, will help me pass the time while I wait for my oil change to be done
Gaz_L: @themerricat sort of? It's either that or they scoop after I play 1 land in my experience
Chichen: The Final Days of Amaurot
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lithuasil: It's a real shame fantasy is over
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BrowneePointz: @kid_flashionable Pipin’s speech cutscene is SO good
Mr_Horrible: we love Moan Of The Unhallowed (?)
Chichen: the 2/2's are tapped
Mr_Horrible:
probably exile it, too
Zanzal_S: The two twos are tapped
markekv: exile
LordManiMani:
TXC2: 2/2 "Hooor-rooooars"
Mr_Horrible: ah, irrelevant
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWanderingNomad:
generalnuk: 3 zombies tapped?
Chichen: the 2/2s are tapped in the future from Final Days
Gaz_L: James enjoying pushing buttons
Mr_Horrible:
Serge's victory animation: 
IsSecretlyPaul: @serge where is my boyfriend
kid_flashionable: @BrowneePointz honestly Pipin really grew on me as I replayed XIV, he's a pretty badass guy
Flyingdelorion: tapped zombies yes
DirectorStephanie:
RayFK: It's me and a hot dog.
Terminal423: Hell yeah for using the *absolutely correct* victory fanfare
zelukester: got any of the horrors from DSK?
Faulpyr: James with ice cream?
TheWanderingNomad: The Hungry Bois
Gekyouryuu: Wheeler eats an egg
Spades_Slicc: Mukbangers
NewtyNewts: The Cafe Crew
TheWanderingNomad: LoadingReadyEat
Mr_Horrible: cracking a beer but it's shaken up so it just sprays on me
Valqori: Wheeler with drink
Nychthemeron: dog
Mr_Horrible: ANGELO
kid_flashionable: ANGELOOOO
Dog_of_Myth: Best dog
goatprince: d o g
LordManiMani: Ooohhhh Angelo
IsSecretlyPaul: wtf what about red13
YareNiDaze: The best Fling target in MTG
Mr_Horrible: I didn't know he got a token, that's great
Earthenone: guess the card reader hates dogs
BrowneePointz: best dog got relegated to the Commander Deck. Sorry Nanaki
wulfram77: And Angelo was his name-o
Mr_Horrible: he just has that dog in him
Chichen: what about Red 50? Is he a stronger dog?
TXC2: Red13 is more of a Cat no?
scarlet_warlock: what about interceptor?
Mr_Bitterness: Interceptor
eepy_Alice: interceptor is such a good boy
scarlet_warlock: shadow dog
NewtyNewts: Pup!
kid_flashionable: You get to shoot Angelo like a bullet in FF8, its great
YareNiDaze: Yeet the dog, he loves it.
Monarch101: I'm an Interceptor guy for sure.
GhostValv:
nyc_mtg: what about Red 40
Mai_Andra: Angelo is Rinoa's friend from FFVIII.
omegaphoenix117: Angelo Cannnnnon!
Ukon_Cairns: Torgol is a good boi
LordManiMani: Interceptor
Mr_Horrible: there's literally a card for Interceptor
niccus: that dog will rocket-propelledly greet you
jamwno: Interceptor is the best dog in the set
AllTheWeasels: Ablative twinks
EvilBadman: Cats got nine lives, they can lose a couple
BrowneePointz: Interceptor is a good dog
markekv: @AllTheWeasels cursed
Spades_Slicc: Dominaria united had a dog that flashed in to save your board (dying not needed)
thesilence9: modern horizons 4 all star sacrificial twinks
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
TomokaMT: Zack!!!!
eepy_Alice: the gongaga guy!
as_ever_ellesandra: more like Zack Unfair
as_ever_ellesandra: amirite
BrowneePointz: when he dies he gives someone his sword and his girlfriend
Mr_Horrible: mr reverse steal yo girl
Earthenone: when a card has to say its fair in the name, im inclinded to disagree
LRRbot: Adelbert Steiner [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink / Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.
LRRbot: Shambling Cie'th [2B] | Creature — Mutant Horror [3/3] | This creature enters tapped. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may pay {B}. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your…
Double May Care: Raubahn lost his arm :(
Spencer: Paladin's Arm(s) :face-blue-smiling:
ShadowChorus: You have to look either really cool or really goofy during your victory animation, so Serge needs to push his glasses up and serenely sip his coffee
ShadowChorus: Ben absolutely just goes ham on that taco though
Michael Schick: Was there no pool opening part?
damagicsausage: Shadow's dog Interceptor is my fav.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.…
Mr_Horrible: my boy
markekv: the googoo guy
BrowneePointz: STEINER!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Steiner Math incoming
incslayer: ahh old rusty
YareNiDaze: best boy
Mr_Horrible: my clanky ass boy
LordManiMani: Sir Rustalot
Mr_Bitterness: Mr CLANK CLANK CLANK
AllTheWeasels: God that would be so funny
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Valqori: Good old Rusty
Feriority: If there was a Through the Ages Karakas, what would the FF name be?
Spades_Slicc: Standard could use Karakas
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raulghoulia: were I writing flavor text I would have cards named Those Who Fight Further, Crazy Motorcycle, and Man With the Machinegun
NewtyNewts: So what's the win record right now?
EvilBadman: Ben up one
Mr_Bitterness: @Feriority The Crystarium
northos: @Feriority Crystal Tower could be a good one, especially the FF14 version
Monarch101: Lunatic Pandora as Karakas
Chichen:
luke1x: The pixel art goes so hard on this
Earthenone: ben is up pne, james is down one for not noticing
CrossXhunteR: muffins are the best tech
DirectorStephanie:
Mike_McBob: tidus: ha ha ha
TXC2: the huehuehunger squad
Dog_of_Myth:
incslayer: are muffins technology?
RayFK: Oh man it's lunchtime I SHOULD get food
Feriority: I was thinking Ridorana Lighthouse, but yeah, Crystarium and Crystal Tower work
DMGlol:
why is james so inconsiderate 
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
DirectorStephanie: hell yeah wheeler!
Zanzal_S: ME?
kid_flashionable: Me? Gongaga
LordManiMani: Steiner would probably be Wheeler's favorite
BrowneePointz: Me? Gongaga!
Mike_McBob:
Monarch101: Steiner spells disaster for Ben at Safrifice
lesbiandracula: thirty three and one third chance
LRRbot: Capital City | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Cycling {2}
RayFK: Zackrificed we got there
crisantogo: Are these proxies or early release?
Asolya: Me? Gongaga will never not make me laugh
CrossXhunteR: the numbers don't lie
luke1x: How often do we see towns?
Earthenone: steiner math invoves never counting to 12 (to get his ultimate weapon)
Mr_Horrible: can't even say "it's Wednesday, my goobs"
incslayer:
Desruprot: Capital City! Yeah!
Mr_Horrible: what are we even doing
TXC2: crisantogo we've got the cards early
BrowneePointz: Aerith IS proficient in Steel Chairs
Monarch101: Best part of the Steiner Math promo is that match doesn't even happen as advertised
crisantogo: Nice
OldUncleDan: "Capital City! We sell Capitals... And that's all!"
TXC2:
Monarch101 REALLY?!
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Love that is an alt art
Mr_Horrible: *sighing* good joke, Wheeler...
Mr_Bitterness: Had to walk a bit to that one
TXC2: that's really good Wheeler
scarlet_warlock: Amalia
Feriority: Ashe, the real protagonist of FF12
Earthenone:
interesting, ashe could be ash'd in yugioh
BrowneePointz: he gives someone his sword and his girlfriend
Spades_Slicc: Is his girlfriend the equipment or the counters?
crisantogo:
@BrowneePointz
YareNiDaze: @Spades_Slicc Considering Aerith, counters.
jamwno: Doesn't matter girlfriend dies too
MikeProvencher: The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you Ashe, Princess of Dalmasca.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
TheWanderingNomad: Kuja the Genocidal Twink
BrowneePointz: HOT EVIL BOI!
kid_flashionable: Ya by Kuja!
rand0mtask_: I love that alt art, so sassy
Mr_Horrible: @YareNiDaze well, the Cure spell *does* give indestructible in this set...
eepy_Alice: stinky bastard twink
Monarch101: Kuja is *actually* a genetic freak and he's not normal
Earthenone: wizard storm is at 2
Zanzal_S: Four or more wizards he is a wizard himself
kid_flashionable: **ya boi Kuja I mean
Spades_Slicc: Dang this wizard seems fun
goatprince: kuja NOT in super deformed style is weird to look at
Dog_of_Myth:
luke1x: Has black had the thermo theme before?
YareNiDaze:
@Mr_Horrible Well that would've been nice for her, ah well
shamblingkrenshar: I wish they used Ashe's full name, just because I want to see people try to pronounce "Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca" without guidance.
scarlet_warlock: Kuja is proof that very femboy is evil
BrowneePointz: @goatprince his trance form is on the back tho
Mattmitchell45: @Spades_Slicc That's how they getcha
Mr_Horrible:
@YareNiDaze look, nobody back then knew to level the white mage
Gekyouryuu: Token Wizard Mana Gang. We love casting spells
kid_flashionable:
Earthenone: ashelia b'nargin dalmasca
lesbiandracula: b'nargindees
goatprince: b'nargin bin
LRRbot: Adelbert Steiner [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/1] | Lifelink / Adelbert Steiner gets +1/+1 for each Equipment you control.
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice a…
Double May Care: Lightning casts Thunder
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Waves of Babies: me? Gongaga
LRRbot: Capital City | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Cycling {2}
Huecalpixqui Jean III: Can someone explain the "Zach's a dog" thing?
Double May Care: I think he's a golden retriever
Waves of Babies: Pip Dense? What is this? Fallout Shelter?
Chaos Treader: Assuming no FF reference I’m missing Zac has the sacrifice to protect something that a lot of dogs have in Magic.
OVERKiLL!: cheriO🧐
Double May Care: also there's something about dogs in the timeline stuff going on with the FF7 Re: Trilogy
Double May Care: I mean, Aerith gives herself willingly, the SWORD he does give away
ShadowChorus: @Chaos Treader He does have a sort of 'giving his life for his friend' mechanic, but also Zack as a character is described as very energetic and friendly like a puppy by his coworkers at SOLDIER
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with…
Mr. Nobody: hey Chat what is a packfoil and what makes it different from a normal foil
Waves of Babies: stupid sexy Kuja with his slutty tummy window
Double May Care: Every pack has a foil seeded in it, but there's a chance to get random foils in addition
Double May Care: the packfoil has a specific slot in the pack
BrowneePointz: *tips hat* b’nargin
Mr_Horrible: Zack Fair, gunned down by shinra goobues
CuteTeaGoat: rip that guy, i'm sure he wasn't important
TXC2: he'll never get his own game
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Mr_Horrible: someone should put that crystal out
TXC2:
ah kiki-jiki
oatway: @Mr_Horrible that's bravely default sorry wrong franchise
crisantogo: Ok I want to put fire crystal in an izzet synth deck
Mr_Horrible: @oatway maybe I'll finally go back and finish that when the remake hits
Earthenone: now surge knows the bottom 10 cards!
Mr_Horrible: no idea where my copy got to
Monarch101: Dire Crystal
Mr_Horrible: nor where my DS got to for that matter
Earthenone: remake is a launch title for switch 2 i belive
Mr_Horrible: okay not when it hits, that's like a week away
Gaz_L: Oh I just saw Ben's deck name. Guess he missed an Aussie lesbian in his pool?
Mr_Horrible: I got other shit to do
shamblingkrenshar: There's one specific bit in Bravely Default that I'm wondering how or if they'll handle on Switch instead of the DS
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
Drigerslash: @Earthenone wish they would do what Atlus did and start putting remakes on PC
Mr_Horrible: tapping evil on the shoulder and it makes the Limmy wakeup face
LordManiMani: *we will rock you drums intensify*
BrowneePointz: the evil Femboi grows
powerflapjack: MWA-HA-HA
goatprince: cat
darkcyril: "You have a large Kuja" is a phrase that just sounds wrong with no context.
Feriority:
Gaelicat
Gaz_L: I'm psyched for Ben that Meld is in the set tho!
Mr_Horrible: I completely forgot these critters were from 5
TXC2:
Gaz_L do you mean Fang from 13, 'cause I swear her and Vanile were sisters
Drigerslash: Fightem on the Big Bridge
powerflapjack: @TXC2 they're roommates
eepy_Alice: omg they were roommates
Gekyouryuu: Business associates
Earthenone:
in the localization they are cousins
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Gaz_L: Nope, they're just from the same tribe IIRC?
Gekyouryuu: @earthenone does that mean lightning is sailor moon?
OldUncleDan: Is Gaelicat a pun off of Alley cat?
scarlet_warlock: chicken!
CrossXhunteR: the ruse cruise
powerflapjack: horsebird
letsbelgo: @OldUncleDan no, its a pun on old japanese kites from like the 70s
OldUncleDan: @letsbelgo Fair enough. The Japanese love their puns, don't they?
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you cont…
OVERKiLL!: 🔥💎🔥
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land yo…
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Drigerslash: well we as English speakers get to enjoy the pun of Alley cat
schordash:
these overlay graphics are great, to whomever made them! （＾Ｏ＾☆♪
Monarch101: Dragon Quest really solidifies the pun power
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
scarlet_warlock: Serge has 2 Birds and the one flying is the cat
TXC2: I'm pretty sure the Japnese language has been constructed for the purpose of puns
Feriority: @Gaz_L Childhood friends from the same orphanage, says the wiki
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
control_rig: I mean, it's no train.
letsbelgo: Lots of comedy here in japan is pun based since so many words and kanji have multiple readings. Its pretty easy to pun storm off
Earthenone: !card abrade
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Dog_of_Myth: If you can suplex a train, you can suplex a cloud
Monarch101: Dropping Cloud on that Stack of Dimes he calls a neck!
shamblingkrenshar: Can't wait to explain why the guy is running at a train on that card
Gaz_L: @feriority gal pals
Feriority: @Gaz_L besties
Gekyouryuu: I'm gonna write a Broadway show named and based on The Dictionary. It'll be really popular in Japan. They love word play
Earthenone:
no need to explain, the card name says it all
DragonMZ: Ben playing all villains
powerflapjack: ok, so Ben's deck is just the baddies from Dissidia
LRRbot: Garland, Knight of Cornelia [BR] (back: Chaos, the Endless) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / {3}{B}{B}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield transformed. Activate only as a sorcery.
powerflapjack: say the line ben
Mr_Horrible: okay but actually lol
scarlet_warlock: CHAOS
Sir_Louis: CHAOS
Dog_of_Myth: Chaos
Jigokuro:
Dang, final boss of 5 is just an uncommon. No respect at all. 
letsbelgo: so many dudes
Feriority: Oh the Garland flavor text is so good
Chichen: CHAOS
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Ukon_Cairns: dont know what exdeath is a spirit, but now i like the idea of a karador deck where all the creatures already dead. spirits n zombies n what not.
Drigerslash: Bens deck is just Villians
Chichen: HE SAID IT
powerflapjack: "I Garland will knock you all down"
NewtyNewts: Time to kill Chaos?
scarlet_warlock: I have to kill chaos
Mr_Horrible: "Bullshit"
reechii: a lot of villainy on Ben's side of the table
powerflapjack: the better line
goombalax: he only plays 14 like the chad he is
BrowneePointz: and then you put limp bizkit on and walk away
Mr_Horrible:
I also need to go back and play FF
, too
Pteryon: why does kuja deal 12 again
Mr_Horrible: game actually rocks
CrossXhunteR: play the limp bizkit james
letsbelgo: @goombalax not anymore, he is back on wow
EvilBadman: "I'm here to power up my crystal, kill chaos, and listen toLimp Bizkit"
as_ever_ellesandra: @Pteryon because of kuja's ability
shamblingkrenshar: Stranger of Paradise does actually rule, somehow
as_ever_ellesandra: that doubles damage
Pteryon: oh it has counters on it duh
Monarch101: Trance Kuja says all Wizards deal double damage
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CommiePuddin: kupo
powerflapjack: yeah SoP kinda whips
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DragonMZ: Somehow Stranger of Paradise is incredible and Jack is actually an awesome character
JKBalch: I don't know how I've missed the HP damage numbers but they are very cute. Well done Paul/James
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
Pteryon: I knew about the doubling but didn't notice the counters
reechii: @Pteryon he has 6 power and an ability that doubles damage of all wizards you control
goombalax: @letsbelgo I'll believe that when he gives up his house
Monarch101: He's a real Genome Soldier
TheWanderingNomad:
Wow Ben is just playing the Villains Deck
Diabore: !card exdeath
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
shamblingkrenshar: "You have to tell me if you're a wizard"
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TXC2:
Ben has this board, yet Serge is at 26...19
control_rig: Hahahaha
powerflapjack:
schordash:
Robot_Bones:
BrowneePointz: Every Villain is LaHee
Robot_Bones:
TheWanderingNomad: !card Exdeath, Void Warlock
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Mr_Horrible: unfortunately Serge had the wrong magicite equipped so he missed the better level-up bonus
niccus: that's why you keep getting airships
Dog_of_Myth:
powerflapjack:
Mr_Horrible: (my most hated aspect of 6)
imreallybored1991: dank
Feriority: @BrowneePointz And immediately Civilizations is stuck in my head
omegaphoenix117: I did not realize Kuja doubled his own combat damage. He's better than I thought.
Mr_Horrible: @omegaphoenix117 yeah, he does the thing they've been sneaking in more of, with "static ability that sneakily gives this creature also double strike"
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double t…
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Garland, Knight of Cornelia [BR] (back: Chaos, the Endless) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / {3}{B}{B}{R}{R}: Return this card from your…
ShadowChorus: The fact that Terra's transformation and Kuja and Zidane's are both called Trance always confused me when I was younger. Always thought Terra was a FFIX character.
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Double May Care: It's the flavor text
Sitting Ox: serge DID put the counter
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
letsbelgo: I can't wait to urza on arena
Mr_Horrible: okay, 1-6-7-14 I can't figure out this numeric sequence
Tai114: On a first name with Steiner..
OldUncleDan: Who is the person with the forward facing horns on the left side of the promo art?
Tai114: FF1 Warrior
powerflapjack: popoto
kyosokun: Warrior of Light
Mr_Horrible:
classic 
asthanius: Cocobussi
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible Its almost like the fibanachi sequence but for some reason we go from 1 to 6. The rest checks out though.
goombalax: Big Papa
gualdhar: Shantotto?
Gaz_L: Tataru Taru
LSRubin: hip-hop anonymous
OldUncleDan: Okay... That's why I don't recognize them.
Chichen: Do NOT worry about the cocobussi
BrowneePointz: Lolorito
pleonasticTautology: @gualdhar she's a tarutaru
CuteTeaGoat: no one remembers Papalymo
BrowneePointz: Pipin Tarupin
eepy_Alice: krile maya baldesion... wait
Mr_Horrible: @shamblingkrenshar that's what's maddening it's so close to being something consistent
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Gaz_L:
And Krile Baldesion
BrowneePointz: I remember Papalymo
letsbelgo: @CuteTeaGoat say that to lyse
powerflapjack: lali ho
Sir_Louis: Lali-ho!
DorkmasterFlek: LALI HO!
as_ever_ellesandra: no they're from different existences
raisins4life: these dwarves are just from 4
Chartle: is that a walking bob-omb
Mr_Horrible: the 9 black mages are mass-produced soldiers
CrossXhunteR: the black mages from 9 are like golems, i think
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
powerflapjack: me? gongaga
GredGredmansson: Ben? Gongaga
markekv: me?
eepy_Alice: lady gongaga
Robot_Bones: You have to read the item descriptions for that lore
goatprince: oh, serge
alexanderthefine: Me?
LunchB0x_13: me? gongaga? it’s more likely than you think
IsSecretlyPaul: false alarm ben serge is fine
TheWanderingNomad screams in Bozja
shamblingkrenshar: Destruction rains from the heavens!
CuteTeaGoat: 9 feels a little weird, because all the black mages are golems, but then also people just see Vivi and are like "oh he's a black mage" before anyone has any knowledge of the golems
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: the lil void face black mages from ff9 are basically War Machine Homonculi Wheeler
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Chartle: does serge still get the bird?
LunchB0x_13: hey chat did they actually end up making a zetaflare card?
powerflapjack: the early Black Mages looking like that is just A Vibe
shamblingkrenshar: Little known fact: No chocobo is naturally born red. Thats the blood of everyone they've killed.
powerflapjack: @LunchB0x_13 no
GredGredmansson: no
TXC2:
WotC REALLY needs to stop printing this effect
Jethrain: i definitely didn't read it as "bacon rivalry"
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
EvilBadman:
@LunchB0x_13 not until we get Donald
LunchB0x_13:
@powerflapjack @gredgredmansson Sadge
letsbelgo: hi inalla
Tai114: Kuja, Genome Soldier
Mr_Horrible: not to be confused with kujata (which they should've printed as a summon to mess with people)
scarlet_warlock: not the cat!
DragonMZ: @Mr_Horrible They did
Mr_Horrible: wait, did they?
Robot_Bones: Is that the thing from Kats?
Gaz_L: @mr_horrible they did!
LSRubin: "choco-comet" sounds like a breakfast cereal
Mr_Horrible: right, they did
control_rig: You guys have been playing too much Monster Train 2. I say this because I'm currently playing it and I thought my audio was doubling
Mr_Horrible: I should finish my coffee
GredGredmansson: Kujata is in a commander deck
Chichen: two TAPPED horrors
Mr_Horrible:
final daze 
markekv: tapped
Tai114: Hor-roar
Alyssa_Swift: They come in Final Dazed
Feriority: Those horror tokens are so cool
Chichen:
even the flashback ones are tapped 
Mr_Horrible:
someone didn't play OG Innistrad
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
SxySamurai: Is anyone else noticing the card reader having issues focusing or is it just my stream?
scarlet_warlock: Kupo!
Mr_Horrible: I knew the moogles and gaelicats were working together, and now I have proof
CuteTeaGoat: we seem to have a wizard issue
Alyssa_Swift: Let Serge cook
AllTheWeasels: Let him cook
TXC2: let him cook
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Jaime Grijalba: Lali ho!
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Waves of Babies: Dwarves are not the same as Black Mages.
Waves of Babies: Black Mages as a race are only in FFIX. They are like... constructs with souls?
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
Double May Care: the original Black Mage sprite had their face covered by their hat and that turned into Vivi
Waves of Babies: Dwarves are just dwarves
Sabian: In FFXIV, Dwarves are the same as Lalafells but from the First
InkyGhoast: Cecil and Kain yay
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with…
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
salamisuperstar: Wheeler has somewhere to be
powerflapjack: it's a small bear
TheWanderingNomad: Lalafells are Dwarves
Chichen: Lalafells are dwarves, dwarves are their names on another reflection
Chichen: YES THEY ARE
scarlet_warlock: it's a bat
IsSecretlyPaul: YES THEY ARE
Mr_Horrible: moogle are just moogles tho, there's not really an analogue
highelectricaltemperature: moogle = mole bat
eepy_Alice: lalafells are dwarfs on the first
Genie_M: They have a Qu
IsSecretlyPaul: AS A LALA
Bruceski: Lalas are called dwarves on the First
noSmokeFire: aren't lalafells called dwarves in another dimension or something?
powerflapjack: moogles are a weird mix of mole, bat, cat, and bear
imreallybored1991: its a moogle
CrossXhunteR: cat bat
Tai114: They're a Moogle Serge
KhazzyB: the real question is what they are going to do to new Kithkin next year
nevyn666: god forbid mtg have a flavor fail
Robot_Bones: Creature type Potato wasn't an option
Mr_Horrible: Lalafell, creature type Taru Taru just to mess with people
ArcOfTheConclave: they're called dwarves in can\non
lesbiandracula: lalafell are axolotls
SolarBlitz1: This gets into actual lore of them being multi dimension versions yeah
GredGredmansson: Moogle literally translates from "Moguri" which basically means "Mole-Bat"
Navi_Louise42: Lalafell ARE Dwarves!
slickslickman: Lalafel's are potatoes
BrowneePointz: Moogles are CLOSER to faeries but they already have faeries
TheStrongFalcon: if anything moogle should be a fairy
GredGredmansson: and Viashino are Lizards and Cephalids are Octopuses
noSmokeFire: classic taxonomy problem
raisins4life: I do think lalas are closer to halflings than dwarves morphologically speaking but also who cares
eepy_Alice: play ygra to make your lalafells food
gualdhar: Look, Tarutaru are the only genuine popotoes and I will die on this hill
KhazzyB: lalafells are technically food, since they are potatoes
SkiaSymphonia: @KhazzyB Maro asked a "what if we made them halflings" question which leads me to think they've done just that
QuixoticScrivener: noodle could have been faeries, no?
Mr_Horrible: honestly I am a little surprised they didn't just make moogles faeries, but also, branding
Valqori: The y also made Qu a creature type
Juliamon: You look at a Chocobo and you understand it's a bird. You look at a Moogle and you don't understand what it is.
misspokeycat: Also lalafels are _literally_ dwarves in Shadowbringers
DragonMZ: @gualdhar Lalafells are just Tarutaru expies so they also count as Potatoes
Dunnston: Wanted to stop in-- watching the YT livestream to catch up but wanted to thank you for running an all day paper fight even though Square Enix x WotC didn't choose to sponsor a pre-pre-release. It always hypes me up before the pre-release proper and, as always, absolutely love your content!
TinyAwoo: I would not be surprised if there were contractually obligated creature types
KhazzyB: @SkiaSymphonia they absolutely should, but i seem to remember reading about how they decided explicitly against that the first time when they made them in og lorwyn
CuteTeaGoat: i agree with Serge's analysis
nevyn666: dont die serge!
Ukon_Cairns: i like that that particular hero is also a cat
s_gmusic:
lalafells are alchemical abominations ((look up the Aetherochemical Compounds in FFXIV))
chrisvonclause: @Juliamon Exactly. You look at a moogle and it's like some bat drop-bear non-sense. How do you type that in MtG?
raisins4life: moogles are floral spuzzem
Mr_Horrible: @s_gmusic yeah some fish in that zone raise some questions
247Gremlin: I have not even begun to choose! You are a learned man and so you must've learned that man is mortal so the poison could not be in the cup in front of you!
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
DragonMZ: Chocobos should be Horse Birds :V
GredGredmansson: dinobonosaur
Mr_Horrible: @DragonMZ real
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:12.
wulfram77: DInosaurs should be birds
TXC2: what is the T standing for?
Mr_Horrible: no living liquid memes here, Wheeler, we're not doing TEA prog
BrowneePointz: but yea for Chat in 14 the world is splintered into a Source world and reflections, and on the FIRST reflection, Lalafel are called Dwarves, and use the Dwarf look Giott has from 4, in fact there’s an npc CALLED Giott
CuteTeaGoat: you should flip your deck around so you can get the other side
Gaz_L: Honestly, I'm looking forward to lots of hybrid tyres in ATLA
Tai114: The T stands for T
Gaz_L: *types
TXC2: Gaz_L and then just Bear for Bosco
eepy_Alice: what? TEA? who said TEA
scarlet_warlock: Chocobos are just Rheas
SkiaSymphonia: @Gaz_L and exactly one normal bear
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CrossXhunteR: need a black mage's staff to make this dinosaur a wizard
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
GredGredmansson: Seph Lethal
Mr_Horrible: @eepy_Alice I made a bad joke (I'm also a bad player who doesn't even have it unlocked because I started raiding in Eden's Verse :V )
Dog_of_Myth:
Timagio: We love the broccoli spell
TheWanderingNomad:
eepy_Alice: @Mr_Horrible hey you wanna do TEA
DunderCat: No Serge? More like Ar Nosurge
Mr_Horrible:
Fake eat with your mouth shut, Ben
CuteTeaGoat:
at least once Kuja transforms he stops making wizards
powerflapjack: @DunderCat haha! RPGs
LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you both own and control Vanille and a creature named Fang, Fearless l'Cie, you may pay {3}{B}{G}. If you do, exile them, then meld them into Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance.
Mr_Horrible:
@eepy_Alice honestly it's on my to-do list but my group has its hands full right now with adds prog in M6S 
scarlet_warlock:
it couldn't you weren't too fast for the ATB
Mr_Horrible: my heart goes out to you, Ben
ztghostie:
no meld lesbians
powerflapjack: @CuteTeaGoat makes sense, he's flavorfully depressed and ready to wipe out life
lamina5432: go ff13
YareNiDaze: @ztghostie they're sisters.
eepy_Alice: @Mr_Horrible aw shit, gl! my static just cleared 6 finally
Sorator13: @YareNiDaze they are not sisters, lol
CrossXhunteR: hell yeah, jacob
CuteTeaGoat: @powerflapjack surprising how common that is among FF villains
Tai114: Oh my god they were roommates
Mr_Horrible: @eepy_Alice we're *close*, cleaning up wave 4, so hopefully just another week or so. Also congrats!
Y2A_Alkis:
ganig gang 
TXC2:
YareNiDaze they;re not, but I am also from that universe where they are
BrowneePointz: fang and vanille are NOT related
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Battzzaro: oh has the draft already been?
makeshiftreaper: @Sorator13 Not sisters, not lesbians
Y2A_Alkis: whoops, sorry hotkey
BrowneePointz: besides being from the same clan
jamwno: So how is this different from a PPR?
Sorator13: @makeshiftreaper not sisters, definitely lesbians
Sarah_Serinde: Draft is upcoming
Y2A_Alkis: What I meant to type was: I can do this all day!
Waves of Babies: Lalafels are dwarves in the games
Brady Hagan: lalafels are dwarves actually
InkyGhoast: Moogles is Moogles
Sabian: Moogles are Moogles
Sabian: fr
Brady Hagan: unless moogles are koalas
ShadowChorus: Point of order; from this point on Changelings are now also Moogles.
InkyGhoast: Chocobos are Emus
Sabian: Brady!! It's me Gerritt! hi! 😀 😀 :D
Davis: "good talk"
InkyGhoast: Changelings ARE Moogles, excellent point
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
tonguetied89: what is the full art card on ben's side?
tonguetied89: the creature
Robert Hultgren: Hey chat, explain wheelers joke
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
Double May Care: Sephiroth slays the cinnamon roll, just like in canon
Kade Shea: somehow sephiroth killstole
LRRbot: Vanille, Cheerful l'Cie [3G] (melds from: Fang, Fearless l'Cie; Ragnarok, Divine Deliverance) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | When Vanille enters, mill two cards, then return a permanent …
OVERKiLL!: 🎉🎉🎉🎉
TXC2: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
JinaMahavira: @jamwno It's wearing a mustache
Battzzaro: @Sarah_Serinde ah nice, ty
Earthenone: !updraft
Sarah_Serinde: @jamwno It's not an official event sponsored by WotC and has no guests or prizes
YareNiDaze: @jamwno Not official WOTC, just for fun with some support.
scarlet_warlock:
canonically Vanille was ghosting Fang
jamwno: Got it
Sorator13:
@scarlet_warlock
BrowneePointz: Not sisters, definitely lesbians. lots of romantic subtext between the two of them in 13-1
Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
Mr_Horrible: My twitch keeps doing this weird thing where it'll revert the title and category to the channel's previous stream
GredGredmansson: wasn't fang originally male in development and then was just made female without any rewriting done
powerflapjack: @CuteTeaGoat it generally changes based on how they get nihilistic. Exdeath was just born that way, Kefka's brain broke through experimentation, Sephiroth genuinely thinks he's meant to become the god of the world, and Kuja just thinks it's unfair the world continues to exist after he dies
Gaz_L: @browneepointz not least of which being turning to crystal with fingers intertwined
YareNiDaze: @Sorator13 I'm fine to be wrong on this one, but you don't need to be rude about it.
s_gmusic:
@Mr_Horrible nice to see someone else knows the truth I need to go through Dawntrail to see if there's anything else similar in there
scarlet_warlock: @powerflapjack kuja is right tho
Jigokuro:
And now back to a few more minutes of the N100 video 
Mazrae: Watching this reminds me i need to watch the Graham's 2 FF PiFs
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible Twitch is being weird today. It's refusing to buffer properly so audio gets desynced within minutes of refreshing
BrowneePointz: Kefka got messed up by experiments, Sephi is a half alien test tube baby that went crazy, Kuja also a bit of an experiment who fears death so much it drove him evil
Sorator13: @YareNiDaze Not trying to be rude! But also I am sensitive to people trying to straight-wash queer characters. Apologies if I came off harshly.
Mr_Horrible: @s_gmusic oh y'know I didn't even think to check, there might be something. I also dunno (haven't really looked) vis a vis the chronology of Allag and the Lalas from Alo Alo Island
BrowneePointz: yea Fang and Vanille are the best queer rep we had until Dion was textually gay in 16
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon same as it ever was, I suppose
powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz Then you have Seymour who just thinks the world would be better off if they all died, whatever the hell was going on with 13, and 14's kinda similarly nihilistic to Seymour
YareNiDaze: @Sorator13 I just never saw them as explicitly queer when I played. If they're not sisters by blood in my brain they felt like sisters by found family. I'm totally fine with either interpretation now I know they're not blood related. (To be clear I also hate straightwashing and it wasn't the intent.)
Sorator13:
@YareNiDaze
BrowneePointz: like there’s characters like Lulu the queer community latched onto
Tai114: At least without counting the "effeminate villain" stereotype that FF loves to do
powerflapjack: @BrowneePointz Faris
Gaz_L: I mean Lulu aa mother tracks
YareNiDaze:
@powerflapjack Faris is transmasc and I will not be told otherwise
Gaz_L: *as
BrowneePointz: but Fang and Vanille felt like the first time Square folks tried to get rep in proper
scarlet_warlock: @YareNiDaze it's not as at that time people had balls to do an openly lgbt story in the main franchise of FF
Mr_Horrible: @powerflapjack Seymour iirc is a lot of childhood trauma from racism et al leading to the opposite end of the "escape the cycle" spectrum than the party ends up
ladyjessica: test
BrowneePointz: a lot of the community also has a…..love for X-2 cuz its camp
BrowneePointz: I don’t, because it sucks out loud
TXC2: ladyjessica test seccesful
BrowneePointz: but others do
ladyjessica:
cheers
ladyjessica: sometimes my vpn prevents me from chatting.
Mr_Horrible: still probably the best implementation of jobs in a mainline game, tbh
Juliamon: oh gosh it's SGF time already?
Mr_Bitterness: I'm just glad my girls Ryne and Gaia get a card together
powerflapjack: @Mr_Horrible Also his mom literally videogaming herself to give him a summon to defeat Sin and... WElWelp
gogt200: Oh my gods! A cutie, in this chat!? Hi Kade! <3
Drigerslash: @BrowneePointz I just wished we would have gotten a payne card
Mr_Horrible: @powerflapjack yeah that's not gonna help with the trauma :V
fsforwardsound:
Got a fresh box of cherry frosted pop tarts 
who wants one?
Mr_Horrible: @fsforwardsound oh I really shouldn't, but...
Drigerslash: @fsforwardsound Hmu love those
BrowneePointz: yes the Canadian Sham’s Video Game Scam is next week @juliamon
Earthenone: Jacob! Cam!
TXC2: and we're back
Diabore: jacob visibly vibrating
FrostyKaze: I wish we had gotten a card for Prishe. She was awesome to play in Duodecim
BrowneePointz: HOW DARE YOU
ladyjessica: audio
goatprince: jacob mic off
SolarBlitz1: Oh screw you Jacob
BrowneePointz: JACOB
NewtyNewts: Oh boy it's a Jacob time!
iris_of_ether: Jacob nooooo
feelingfroggo: mic check!
Sorator13: JACOB THAT WAS RUDE
DorkmasterFlek:
WOW Jacob how dare you
TXC2: Mic5 !
Mazrae: @fsforwardsound I haven't had one of those in a while
Mr_Horrible: let him die, fail DSR
Sorator13: also I think Jacob's muted
kid_flashionable:
powerflapjack: ok cameron, you have to send Jacob straight to hell
Irsaan: @iris_of_ether Jacob yessssss
MehallD: Hi Jacob!
JinaMahavira: Jacob "Currently Vibrating" Burgess
Sarah_Serinde: Totally normal for Jacob, got it
schordash: jacob and cam!!! let's goooo ψ(｀∇´)ψ
SkiaSymphonia: I want Jacob to be the most Jacob
ladyjessica: Jacob should never promise such things
ladyjessica: we love you Jacob!
GhostValv:
I believe you
GredGredmansson: Jacob should not be restrained
TS_Terrapin: But what if we don't WANT Jacob to be normal about this?
Mr_Horrible:
wiping my party and saying "just block 
"
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ben) [now] Jacob has promised to be totally normal.
LRRbot: New quote #9320: "Jacob has promised to be totally normal." —Ben [2025-05-30]
Drigerslash: Cameron I Love your socks Jacob Keep the hype
TXC2: when has Jacob ever been normal? WHY would Jacob ever be Normal ?
Tai114: There's no being normal.
red_shoes_jeff: Jacob... you brought the sword, didn't you?
OldManScythe: Could there BEEN too more different personalities sitting at the table across from each other?
Mr_Horrible:
no
Sarah_Serinde:
@TS_Terrapin Then good news
Joric_Art: more like Zack u
NewtyNewts: Who knows.
Joric_Art: unf
GredGredmansson: not until Crisis Core
Joric_Art: no, I shant
kid_flashionable: awoof
powerflapjack: boy oh boy
powerflapjack: the price of freedom is high
MrPipboy3000: Final Fantasy 7? Never heard of it
Tai114: GONGAGA
CatarangPlays: Good boy
ladyjessica: he’s a dog
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Gaz_L: Crisis Core kinda slaps
kid_flashionable: Me? Gongaga
couchboyj: Sounds fair
Mr_Horrible: not *instantly* buuuuuut
GredGredmansson: THE COMBO
GhostValv: he, gongaga
Jigokuro:
Zack followed by Gongaga
BrowneePointz: He’s Clouds mentor Cam
nevyn666: thats a weird ability that makes no ff7 sense
Gaz_L: He dies before the game even starts Cam
Armoric: I mainly follow LRR's MTG content (and Road Quest), where is Jacob Featured?
powerflapjack: me? gongaga
markekv: me?
A_Dub888: I’m back from a thing, how many crystals have we found?
Timagio: Who? Gongaga.
ladyjessica: table top stuff
LordManiMani: Say it chat
rand0mtask_: I love Lady Gongaga
goatprince: okay well that's funny, zack then gongaga
Mr_Horrible: we believe in you, Jacob, we're also totally normal
Juliamon: Armoric Tabletop stuff mainly
MrSarkhan: Jacob "Totally Normal" Burgess
northos: @A_Dub888 Serge had a fire crystal, Nelly had a darkness crystal
Tai114: We Gongaga
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Sorator13: @nevyn666 doesn't it? He leaves Cloud the Buster Sword (in the form of a +1/+1 counter) and dies protecting him
markekv: he is coming back to gongaga
Feriority: Lali-ho!
Diabore:
babys first limited love the deck name jacob
alexanderthefine: Zack in gongaga
Mr_Horrible: @goatprince typical shinra dog, aggressing against gongaga
powerflapjack: lali-ho
Sorator13: Lali-ho!
Drigerslash: Im not normal but i hope you have so much fun Jacob
LordManiMani: Lali-ho!
nevyn666: @Sorator13 i know. i was being sarcastic. my bad.
Mr_Horrible:
GredGredmansson: @Sorator13 or in the form of the equipment
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWanderingNomad: @armoric Jacob first came to us with Desert Bus but has also shown up for Tabletop and Dice Friends
Mr_Horrible: YES
Earthenone: so far both of cams cards want to die
Sorator13:
@nevyn666 ahh, makes sense
Mr_Horrible: oh my god I'd cackle
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Mr_Bitterness: Rat and the back of Vaan's head
Armoric: Ah, tabletop's a bit too time-consuming to follow. Thanks
Mr_Horrible: to be fair they'd have to do that with many character cards (Minwu comes to mind)
Tai114: All that work to get Princess Guard
gualdhar: When Aerith dies, get a Materia artifact token with no abilities
rand0mtask_: Definitely calling Flavor Judge on equipment still being on the battlefield when Aerith dies
Valqori: Vaan kills a rat "I'm ready for anything"
Gaz_L: Notably Jacob GMs Dice Friends when they do Vampire
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Mr_Horrible: very funny that there's a functional ravenous rats in the set but it's not the 2-drop black rat
GredGredmansson: in response before the cutscene I unequip Aerith
Earthenone: random encounter, level 3 death
Sorator13: @Armoric Predominately Dice Friends, but also misc stuff like AFK and CtS (and of course, Desert Bus)
LordManiMani: @tai114 is that like Protect Girls from FFIX?
Timagio: @GredGredmansson Judge, playing around hidden information
GredGredmansson: I'm sad the Red Mage doesn't roll a d20 at all
ladyjessica: also Jacob and Graham voiced characters in arcade spirits
LordManiMani: Wow Jacob looks like he's about to levitate
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson "I undercut the dramatic story moment by reloading my save"
Slyguy46: Jacob got very happy
ladyjessica: which is cool
Diabore: jacob totally being normal
TXC2: Jacob, Breath!
gualdhar: Mithra
powerflapjack: mi-kott
kid_flashionable: Jacob is going full Jacob and I love it
nevyn666: omg. loving the 8 bit mana symbols. just noticing those.
EricTheOrange: Jacob pog count: 1
Timagio: Me-quote
Mr_Horrible: they didn't put the dilf on the Red Mage card smh
MDK_Marshal:
Can I just say that I love Jacob so very much
Mr_Bitterness: More than one artist has admitted these are their own WoLs in the token art
petey_vonwho: I'm waiting for Arena to have "Random Encounter" draft, where you cast Random Encounter every turn for free.
Earthenone: 6-7k hours, so not far enough to afford property then?
GredGredmansson: has Jacob heard about the Hildibrand card in the commander deck
Mr_Horrible: womp womp
Mazrae: Why is Jacob's sword on the field
TheWanderingNomad:
MOENBRYDA 
Sorator13: That's one of the best parts, yeah
Mr_Bitterness:
Moenbryda
LibraryWitchKei: Oh no
powerflapjack: RIP moenbryda
GhostValv:
shendaras:
Moenbryda
Tai114: @lordmanimani Aerith's level 4 limit break that casts a full party heal and invulnerability
BrowneePointz: Moenbryda and Urianger!
Feriority: Moenbryda T_T
LibraryWitchKei: There's even a card for that in this set!
A_Dub888: KWEH
Bruceski: RIP Urianger's big sister girlfriend
AlanarWindblade: Gonegaga
rand0mtask_: Who taught rats kungfu
Jethrain: ooh, "bounce a land" as a kicker cost is interesting
Feriority: From the Encyclopedia Eorzea, when they were kids, Moenbryda would sneak snacks into the library for Urianger
powerflapjack: the price of freedom is high
markekv: 4/2
Mr_Bitterness: Don't worry, they rip your heart out 4 expansion later with Moenbryda's parents.
GredGredmansson: from what little i know about FF12 those rats are monsters
Tai114: Zack Fair dying for a generic hero is pretty close
Brady Hagan: HOW DARE
Shane Portis: Perfect!
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.…
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Double May Care: yeah, in the backstory
Double May Care: you figure it out when Tifa mind-melds with Cloud in the lifeblood
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
chifii: Oh! We have LRRbot on Youtube!
OVERKiLL!: ⚒️🏔
Sarah: We do! It's a bit slow with commands but we appreciate it
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Poff: Oh, hey, I didn't know Jacob played
chifii: !!! Mad props to Paul on the overlay
Sarah: I think more casually than a lot of the crew, but yes
chifii: Think Jacob's gotten back into it recently. He's played a few times on camera before (think he was in the Bar Cube video)
Brock Hevenor: Any excuse for more Jacob is fine by me
Poff: Jacob is very funny and just such a chill guy
Earthenone: i think sword only triggers on your spells
markekv: damn
A_Dub888:
GredGredmansson: its prowess but +2/+0 instead of +1/+1
markekv: my brainfart had repercussions
Sorator13: o7 ben
Gaz_L: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
thesilence9: we have disturb
Diabore: and jacob takes 2
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
DAC169: what's the treasure token look like?
Earthenone:
if you used a gilionaire, you would have made 2 treasures
TXC2:
I am the only person who does not like treasure
powerflapjack: @DAC169 an ff1 treasure box
Diabore: i dont think jacob took dwarf damage
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
GredGredmansson: I like swords.
Gaz_L: Come out and plaaaay
rand0mtask_: Lalafells aren't heroes, they are monsters
TheWanderingNomad: Hey some of my best friends are Lalafells
Timagio: Mad because smol, angry at tall
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
Mazrae: @rand0mtask_ I thought they were starches since they are potatoes
LordManiMani: By Weis and Hickman
kid_flashionable:
NewtyNewts:
iris_of_ether: Dragoon!
rand0mtask_:
@Mazrae Fair
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun pretty sure jacob should be at 15, dont think he took the damage from the dwarf last turn
Feriority: Flavor fail, the Dragoon's Lance doesn't let you jump off the map to your death
Timagio: Why is the Bulge just equipping the lance?
Tai114: Wait Princess Guard is her ultimate weapon, Planet Protector is the level 4 limit
kid_flashionable: @Feriority I need this so bad
powerflapjack: @Timagio All the equip names for XIV weapons are the names of that weapon
TheWanderingNomad: @timagio The idea is the XIV themed equips are the Relics
LRRbot: Tonberry [B] | Creature — Salamander Horror [2/1] | This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. / Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.
Jethrain: with a KNIFE
powerflapjack: DOINK
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
GredGredmansson: and he STABS you and you DIE.
TXC2: "what do you have there?" "A KNIFE!" "NO!"
TheWanderingNomad:
BrowneePointz: dragoons don’t jump off to your death. it’s Red Mage that accidentally backflips off the map
BrowneePointz: dragoons jump IN to mechanics
flatluigi: writes down 'cycle your tops'
Battzzaro: @BrowneePointz as a RDM main can confirm
Gaz_L: Bingo, Brownee
nevyn666: i want 8bit theater hero tokens now
kid_flashionable: @BrowneePointz bonus if you're dancer and hop skip dash to your doom
BrowneePointz: I also play red mage
Mr_Bitterness: Dragoons can also definitely flip backwards off the ledge
BrowneePointz: and I have backflipped to death SO much
its_numba_whan: The 1 mana cyclers were very good for all formats
HadesLeprechaun: dual or triland, even!
NazTMann: @BrowneePointz Exactly. How are you supposed to floor tank if you jump off the map?
its_numba_whan: that they were legal in
GhostValv:
Mazrae: Watching this makes me want to dive back into FF14
neisan2112: Troll is 1 mana get a swamp and entomb a giant super menace
Poggifers_LRR: Hey chat , hope you are all good !
Battzzaro: @BrowneePointz I like how you put "accidentally" as if it's not part of our rotation
TXC2: re-e-wind
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheWanderingNomad:
We're always waiting Mazrae 
TXC2: hello Poggifers_LRR welcome
Feriority: I have reaper teleported off maps embarrassingly often
EricTheOrange: I'm a big fan of large cost cards that have low cost variations so they don't just sit in your hand all game
BrowneePointz: @battzzaro I’ve played mmos for most of 15 years, positioning is a skill and sometimes I lack it
BrowneePointz: so Accidentally lol
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roastbeefsandwitch: Commander idea (that I haven't been able to find a good build for): Play some UBG build using all the land-cyclers, then use the big (if basic) bodies in the graveyard for value.
kid_flashionable: Professionally backflipped off a map
Gaz_L: Is World Map just Strictly Better Wayfarers Bauble?
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
Joy_Stix: Amazing work on the overlay, Paul!
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, …
chifii: Jacob takes two
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
chifii: I mean, they're not gonna see this message, but at least _I_ noticed it.
mayalynn: Angelo! 💕
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — …
chifii: Ah lovely, the flavor words cut off the equip cost.
Joy_Stix: Omg the life counter is animated!
LRRbot: Tonberry [B] | Creature — Salamander Horror [2/1] | This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. / Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.
chifii: I know!
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search yo…
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
TXC2: Gun dad
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRMTG_Judge: @Gaz_L Bauble puts it into play, so not strictly better - Natedogg
ralphthellama: I completely missed the beginning, are these decks built from PR packs?
BrowneePointz: Cameron would love to play Red Mage. He can backflip to death, have the best drip, and flashbang the raid group
kid_flashionable: It does feel very Cameron yeah
Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz And then you can be credit to team with rezzes.
LoadingReadyRun: @ralphthellama Yes
JinaMahavira: @BrowneePointz One day I too can do that
powerflapjack: the tallest himbo
ralphthellama: @loadingreadyrun neat, thanks!
kid_flashionable:
TheWanderingNomad: Ooof
A_Dub888: Cam cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down
TXC2:
every FF protag is a himbo, even the ones in 11 and 14
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
GhostValv:
rand0mtask_: Nobody puts Barrett in the auracite, wait Cam does
Zanzal_S: WHAT SHE DIES?!?
Mr_Bitterness: Cam got that viera lore down
Dog_of_Myth:
powerflapjack: Jacob, you're not one to talk, you brought up Haurchefant
TinyAwoo: Me having no idea what's going on. Just here for the vibes.
gualdhar: Don't tell Jacob about Aerith
DAC169: SOMEONE DIES IN A FF GAME?! D:
rand0mtask_: @Zanzal_S She is "recycled"
Mike_McBob: Spoilers!
Earthenone: tonberry is awake!
LordManiMani: Boy i'm glad I've gotten to that part of the game
Zanzal_S: Next your telling me aerith dies tztzt
Sorator13: Jacob, I need you to remember what you said at the start of your time on this stream
BrowneePointz: Jacob you STARTED with that quote!
tsunamishadow: Is this the effective Preprerelease?
powerflapjack: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
BrowneePointz: yes and no
CuteTeaGoat:
Tonberry awake, but not so great on the defense still
eshplode:
I feel like I made a mistake getting into FF games since spoiler season started and then watching this
letsbelgo: I love tonberry's lore in 14
rand0mtask_: Wow flavor text referencing things 10 years ago
nevyn666: your gp or your hp
Alyssa_Swift: Yeah, but it doen't say WHO 'she' is
eshplode: Reading the card spoils the story
Bruceski: it happened ten years ago
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Wolveroo: Been avoiding FF spoilers hope you guys are enjoying it
rosesmcgee: Reading the card explains the lore
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Pinwiz11: She could have given up her free time!
northos: isn't the flavor text actually referring to a different character than who's in the art?
Mr_Horrible:
FFXIV community spoiling oblique references with their own protestations
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Geldaran: FF rules:: die in combat, no problem, Pheonix Down, Life, etc. Die in a cut scene? Welp, nothing we could do.
Mike_McBob: a FF joke though
AdamYMHMI: @northos Yes, it is
Mr_Bitterness: @northos Correct
scarlet_warlock: !card galuf's final act
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
BrowneePointz: @northos that’s Minfillia in the art talking about Moenbryda
northos: @BrowneePointz yeah that's what I thought
powerflapjack: and that's the only appearance of Minfilia in the set
Feriority: [HW spoiler but not the one you're thinking] my beloved T_T She didn't even get a card reference, unless I've missed it
BrowneePointz: Ysale is in a land art
scarlet_warlock: she's in thancred card
LRRbot: Gilgamesh, Master-at-Arms [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [6/6] | Whenever Gilgamesh enters or attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put any number of Equipment cards from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you put one or more Equipment onto the battlefield this way, you may attach one of them to a Samurai you control.
shamblingkrenshar: Greg!
MDK_Marshal: Hey Greg
Earthenone: chilgamesh returns
Mr_Horrible: this clown
BrowneePointz: GREG!
TheWanderingNomad: GREG!
DorkmasterFlek: Greg!
Mr_Bitterness: Greg!
iris_of_ether: Greg!
Dog_of_Myth: GREG
kid_flashionable: Greg!
Mr_Horrible: the *actual* creature type clown
Terminal423: GREG!
powerflapjack: (begins jamming Battle on the Big Bridge)
PwrGamerX: greg!
Gaz_L: And technically in the Hraesvelgr art, @browneepointz
TXC2: Jacob livin like it's 1996 with damage on the stack
Mr_Horrible: they do?
A_Dub888 cues up Battle at the Big Bridge
Slyguy46: Greg!
Mr_Horrible: I mean, more power to em I guess
Zinga___: @A_Dub888 The ff12 version too XD
roastbeefsandwitch: @A_Dub888 *ROCKING* song there
Earthenone: on field andd attach to a samurai
Gekyouryuu: I think the thing I'm saddest about is that the Red Mage's Rapier is using FF1 instead of 14, so the art can't be Jacob's fancy desert bus sword
powerflapjack: personally i think Greg should've just been Samurai
CuteTeaGoat: then you may attach it to a samurai if you want
flatluigi: one is not zero
Gaz_L: 1 is not 0
flatluigi: but it's close
TXC2: (Calgar voice) "I....cast....FIST!"
Mr_Horrible:
@Gekyouryuu oh you know that fan edit is being worked on by someone as we speak
Flyingdelorion: there is even more text Cameron!
EricTheOrange: gerugamesh is a real mensh
Tai114: It insists upon itself
BrowneePointz: also Gilgamesh does that EVERY TURN. I love that he’s just an Equipment Titan
Mr_Horrible:
why's Exdeath not a treefolk, c'mon wotc
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Double May Care: You can tell which characters die by how moody their fanart gets after a release.
LRRbot: Gilgamesh, Master-at-Arms [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [6/6] | Whenever Gilgamesh enters or attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put any number of Equipment cards…
Saboom: D:
CuteTeaGoat: Exdeath here to banish Gilgamesh to the void
GredGredmansson: uhoh it's Gilgamesh's boss
iris_of_ether: The healing effect on the life total!
Gekyouryuu: To the silent beyond!
BrowneePointz: uhoh Gilgamesh’s boss
LordManiMani: He's gonna send Gil TO THE VOID
Earthenone:
so for flavor reasons, jacob wins here right?
scarlet_warlock: poor greg
TXC2: !card tonberry
LRRbot: Tonberry [B] | Creature — Salamander Horror [2/1] | This creature enters tapped with a stun counter on it. / Chef's Knife — During your turn, this creature has first strike and deathtouch.
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
Mr_Horrible:
Why no Everyone's Grudge? 
LucasTheDrgn: toxic 1
shamblingkrenshar: With the advent of so much UB, Gilgamesh can get weapons from so many worlds!
scarlet_warlock: That's why Greg became our BFF
Gaz_L:
It should have infect
CuteTeaGoat: should it Edict when it hits?
pleonasticTautology: okay i'm back from my shower
pleonasticTautology: how giddy has jacob been
A_Dub888: give it a morbid effect
distinguishednarwhal:
the tonberry makes the opponent lose 10% of their life on hit
BrowneePointz: god I love Gilgy’s card
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Mr_Horrible: @shamblingkrenshar Gilgamesh with a lasgun is a fun mental image
pleonasticTautology: i like swords
goatprince: should've had an Everyone's Grudge counter where if it's dealt damage it does its power to target
TXC2: pleonasticTautology he's pogged once so far
GredGredmansson: I don't know how Gil works with the job select weapons
RetroHibiscus: I think gilg is any number yeah?
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 nice
kid_flashionable:
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: OMG
Mr_Horrible:
BrowneePointz: you can equip the job selects to him
NewtyNewts: Nice snag
DragonMZ: Gilgamesh gets any number of equipment
Julian_Rogue: *while dead* I can still come back from this
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: PAUL!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Nice Paul
TheWanderingNomad: Awwww Jacob's got the RDM hat
Asolya: I love this
NewtyNewts: Time for some collecties?
TXC2: heck yeah Paul
Mr_Horrible: we're all winners here, Benjamin
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible "How'd he get The Emperor's Sword?!"
GredGredmansson: @RetroHibiscus any number, and you can attach up to one of them to a Samurai. But I don't know if the Job Select trigger will push it right back onto the 1/1
KamikaziManiac: Gilgamesh also equips samurai for free
highelectricaltemperature: "yay! we got to play a game of magic!!"
Mazrae: Packs?
letsbelgo: oi
kumatsu: hovering the clip button
Naarius: Excuse me?
LucasTheDrgn: TRUUUUE
rand0mtask_: Ben nothing wrong with telling the truth
Jigokuro:
They were cooler when they were Tarutaru 
TheWanderingNomad: Some of them
DragonMZ: True dat
scarlet_warlock: the only trustable lalafell is Krile and that's it
pleonasticTautology: lalafell *haters* also need to chill
DragonMZ: 100% Ben agree
iris_of_ether: He's not wrong
DorkmasterFlek:
As a lalafell player, yeah you're not wrong.
Earthenone: relax and enjoy the headpats
BrowneePointz: they are canonically the most powerful spellcasters in 14!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just got here from doing errands, how far into this are we?
kid_flashionable:
hamraffle: I love lalafells most when they have beards.
Dog_of_Myth:
TheWanderingNomad: @scarlet_warlock This is Pippin and Wedge erasure
00gogo00: what is a lalafell
AdamYMHMI: Hard agree Ben.
pleonasticTautology: well they're going to say "don't /pet me"
BrowneePointz: blame Jesse Coz
letsbelgo: I play a lala with 500m gil
DorkmasterFlek:
How dare you call me out like this?
lamina5432: mmo players having chill doesn’t exist
BrowneePointz: Cox
neisan2112: As someone who has 2 Lalafel players in my group, I understand this lol.
flatluigi: @Thefluffiestguineapig round 3 of sealed, draft is happening after this
RayFK: and then there's me, the dragon lady, because of course
A_Dub888: yeah? well I think @Bengineering is great
DAC169: I don't play FF14. what's a "lalafel"?
goombalax: Reminder to everyone to refresh their browser now and again to fix the delay
Julian_Rogue: *whispering* Wha'ts a lalafel?
TheStrongFalcon: Lali Ho!
pleonasticTautology: @RayFK i just went from dragon lady to bunny boy
Dog_of_Myth:
Feriority: @DAC169 Dwarves, but more like hobbits
iris_of_ether: Highlady represent
Mr_Bitterness: @DAC169 The short halfling race in FFXIV
Mr_Horrible: @hamraffle the sultana's captain of arms was one of the first NPCs I met, starting in Ul'dah, and he's still super cool to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so good
00gogo00: I think it's fried chickpea balls right
BrowneePointz: @rayfk so the worst one got it
goatprince: i had editor's opinions!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Haven't had a chance to watch it yet, NO SPOILERS
Pinwiz11:
Lalafels are great, and Kryle _isn't_ standing behind me menacingly...
kid_flashionable: I'll never stop being a viera, they'll have to forcefully take it away from me
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was listening to it during my grocery shop
lamina5432: was watching it till this started
Terminal423: Is there going to be a rules video for FIN? Especially considering the change to sagas?
kumatsu: and is a Tataru-clone
Timagio: Lalafell-stage capitalism
Juliamon: Terminal423 There will! It'll just be a few days late
Tai114: Did they print any Hrothgar
flatluigi: @Terminal423 later
LRRMTG_Judge: @Terminal423 I believe they said it will be out on Monday - Natedogg
TheWanderingNomad: @terminal423 Released on Monday as a stand alone vid
kumatsu: He's gone viral a few times
Mr_Bitterness: @Tai114 They're in the art, and have a Hero token
Mr_Horrible:
yuuuuup
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
kid_flashionable: Oooh yeeeaaah cocobussy!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: CAM!
Mr_Horrible: "You're a meme." "Wark"
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Terminal423: Awesome, thanks! I always review the rules vid with my kids before we go to PR
pleonasticTautology: we're ivy rime; before that we were asemoko tayochu; before that we were kelpy estuary
neisan2112: Our group once went to a Lalafel only party, and I went in as a very tall Aura picking up my children.
Earthenone: surely is a cloacussy not a bussy
Diabore: more like zack unfair
BrowneePointz: my FemHroth is Marzanna Romanasch
DragonMZ: Zack unfair
shamblingkrenshar: My chocobo is just named "Redboy" and you can guess what color I made him
Julian_Rogue: what is a lalafell?
KhazzyB: My chocobo is eternally SeKWEHteriat
LucasTheDrgn: @Tai114 there are three hrothgar in the commander deck, one on champions from beyond, one on exsanguinate, and one on a hero token
goombalax: I named one of my retainers Nimbus Ordeal in honor of Death Road to Canada
RoastedGravy: @Julian_Rogue idk, whats lalafell with you
RayFK: @KhazzyB Holy shit I'm so mad that's genius
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
powerflapjack: *checking to see if i'm watching it live*
KhazzyB: @RayFK tips hat
pleonasticTautology: ben's having an echo flashback
iris_of_ether: My spouse and I named our chocobos after random Choco names from FF Tactics
TXC2: glitch in the matrix
Slyguy46: @KhazzyB that's really good
QuixoticScrivener: @julian_rogue beardless jrpg dwarves. who sometimes have beards
letsbelgo: @Julian_Rogue the short gnome/halfling coded race. Like to be merchants and industrious
KhazzyB: @RayFK *tips hat*
EricTheOrange: ah Cam is an oldschool fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Undirecity rat is a very good thing I assume I just misheard
powerflapjack: mine is just Butz
Earthenone: im proud of my wow druid name Nyanbinary
BrowneePointz: I’m a bit sad I lost a foot in height swapping off FemRoe, but I gained biceps going to Lion Lady
Aarek: My chocobo is named Rincewind, because its good at running
Julian_Rogue: thanks chat
w1gum: Not FF, but my mage in WoW is RaidyGaga
DeM0nFiRe: My chocobo is named Inkwehment Weather
KhazzyB: My Valiant Steed: Sekwehteriat
Zinga___: Rat dies *loot drop ff12 sound effect*
frnknstn: named my chocobo "Kwevin"
Th3Hypn0Toad: Ben don't forget opening collector packs
northos:
fair is fair 
Mr_Horrible: my FFXIV chocobo has a completely bland name and is level 1, having never left their cushy life in the stables
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Earthenone That is very good honestly
pleonasticTautology: @Aarek PFFT
goatprince: people just keep casting Literature all over the place
Dark Esch (Travis Nilsson): Exdeath being weaker then Gilgamesh is interesting
Double May Care: for now
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — …
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Double May Care: I like how the heroes on the background art is Beginning, Middle, Recent
Zack Reph: Every overlay has been great, but this is probably my new favorite! Thanks for your work as always, Paul!
Justin Leach: Golly if Ben ain’t the most correct right now
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.…
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Justin Leach: Chat has entered Time Kompression
Ukon_Cairns: do like Thunder Magic depicting Lightning
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
MadameAdversary: my chocobo is named descartes -- because even though i have a fancy horse mount now, i always go back to him -- yes it's true, i put descartes before the horse
A_Dub888: @zinga___ Chain level 1
eepy_Alice: my chocobo's name is rocinante, he's scared of windmills
LucasTheDrgn:
@Mr_Horrible i strongly recommend using them, if only because you get to collect cute outfits to dress them up in
Thefluffiestguineapig: m'Barret
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Zinga___: @A_Dub888 goated reply
Armoric: Give him swords and he starts shooting
Earthenone: so anyways, cameron started blasting
BrowneePointz: Thundara!
nevyn666: lit 2 is a dope ref
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thegreatwyrdling: The correct ship in FFVII is Tifa and Cloud.
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DragonMZ: Thundera, Home of the Thundercats
Gekyouryuu: I'll one again share my stupid idea: Ru Paul's Chocobo Race. You better WARK, bitch
IndalecioLantis: I just need to point how much I appreciate Cameron using LIT and LIT-2 for Thunder Magic
sporkraptor: Thunder; Thundera; Thundercats
BrowneePointz: the correct Ship in VII is Highwind
Timagio: I can't believe we needed a final fantasy set to get blue lighting bolts on a red card again.
EricTheOrange: fun fact in FF1 they only had 4 charecters per spell so it was Fire, Fir2, and Fir3
Mr_Horrible: @LucasTheDrgn oh I've got plenty of the outfits, paradoxically (hate to see that "Unobtained/Unregistered"), I just always forget to keep the greens on me and bring them out while doing stuff. Hell, I don't even remember to summon a minion, most of the time.
TheWanderingNomad: The tree the tree!
Gaz_L: @dragonmz don't spoil next year's UB sets
BrowneePointz: Guardian Force lol
ztghostie: "You have NO GF equipped"
thesilence9: @Gekyouryuu I like it
BrowneePointz: contrast is dark
OldUncleDan: Exdeath has to be one of the most Edgelord names ever.
TinyAwoo: Girl.Friend Ifrit
LSRubin: i'm glad they finally made a gluten-free Ifrit
Mr_Horrible: @EricTheOrange they were ahead of the leetspeak game and didn't even know it
A_Dub888: @erictheorange mages in early FF were Firries
DragonMZ: @Gaz_L As much as Id love Sword of Omens, Thundercats is Secret Lair tier at best
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
Luminaire_p: Clang Clang, Magitek Armor
kumatsu: [Bwonsamdi voice] Herooooooo
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jmchap: Guardian Force for those that forgot what G.F. stands for
Diabore: wanna ifrit that land?
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu how's he doing these days?
DragonMZ: @EricTheOrange and the ultimate black magic: NUKE
kumatsu: @Mr_Horrible haven't heard from him since bfa
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu wait wasn't he in Shadowlands?
nymistrya: @jmchap its not Goyf Friend?
kumatsu:
@Mr_Horrible oh right that happened. Not since then, then
mexfire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
mexfire: is this the ppr
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JinaMahavira: The metaphorical Saga Step
Gaz_L: Still messes some people at my LGS up
RoastedGravy: Just pull a James Turner
RoastedGravy: Draw nothing but lands
pleonasticTautology: !ppr
LRRbot: Due to how the partnership between WotC and Square Enix works, it meant hosting a PPR for this set wasn’t possible. The PPR will return for Edge of Eternities later this year!
pleonasticTautology: @mexfire
Mr_Horrible:
@kumatsu okay what I'm learning is I'll have to go look it up if I want to actually know and not just continue the bit
kid_flashionable: Yaay Prishe!
Zinga___: Prishe wanders so much she didn't appear as a creature in the set
LucasTheDrgn: I need to play more XI
raisins4life: 11 is so goated
Mr_Bitterness: Nullifying dropkick to your fat head!
Mr_Horrible: my sister has played 11 for... 18 years?
kid_flashionable: Waaaait for iit
pleonasticTautology: wait for iiiiiiit
TheStrongFalcon: all the battles in Dawntrail are so fun
Mr_Horrible: her VA had so much fun with those lines
Mai_Andra: I'm still so very sad about FFXI mobile canceled... >.>
kid_flashionable: I'm excited for the next raid
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible oh my god 11 is 23 years old
A_Dub888: I know XI has Dark Knights (one of my friends was thinking about rolling one way back when)
Jethrain: feels weird that this one is "when you search your library" and not just "put a counter"
JaymicUnyielding: I was so sad Prishe didn't get her own card. FF11 only got one legend.
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore oh then probably closer to 20-21 years then
Mr_Horrible: she was a pretty early adopter
BrowneePointz: I’m still sad we didn’t get a 9 alliance raid for the ff9 themed expansion
EricTheOrange: yeah 11 didn't get a ton of prepresentation. Like the only non raid boss charecter in the set is shantoto
TheMinionGM: Ramp at instant speed. 3 mana but neat trick
artemi7: Exdeath getting punched by Magitek armor is pretty funny
Mr_Horrible:
also oh GOD 
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
northos: @Jethrain helps avoid the whole spell fizzling if they kill your creature in response
kid_flashionable: @BrowneePointz That would have been REALLY good, but they did drop a lot of 9 stuff late game and in patches
TXC2: 11 has gotten overshadowed by 14
Earthenone:
surely its an airhip barrony not a kingdom
Rob_Racoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 134 months!
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Zinga___: Smash Bros wouldn't produce nearly as much as fan fiction over the course of a match with FF charaacters as this game.
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
JaymicUnyielding: 11 deserved more than one legendary creature
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone! I see they got Jacob for this event.
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Juliamon: insanecat6mtg They could not keep him away
RangerAlpha7: Depends on the thing that transforms
Mr_Horrible:
@JaymicUnyielding good thing they got more than 1 then 
JinaMahavira: @insanecat6mtg They tried to keep him out, but he bust through 3 feet of solid steel
BrowneePointz: only if it says to exile it and return transformed
scarlet_warlock: no, it only loses if he exiles before flipping
Diabore: and mana
LathosTiran: it only falls off if the card "exiles" to transform
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
Double May Care: Barrel
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
JaymicUnyielding: @mr_horrible i don't count cid
Mr_Horrible: although tbh I only can think of the two, so it's still pretty minimal
Earthenone: especially if you have a chocobo to buff with the land
pleonasticTautology: jacob, that's a spindown d6
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
kid_flashionable: ANIMAAA
Earthenone: is that seymours mom?
goateedave86: Anime?
RayFK: hi mom
BrowneePointz: hi Mom
Mr_Horrible: @JaymicUnyielding neither was I. Shantotto and AV are both cards in the main set
flatluigi: pain.
pleonasticTautology: hi mrs. skinner
Aitsu111: Mom
JaymicUnyielding: @mr_horrible AV isn't legendary
Mr_Horrible: and AV is arguably more legendary IRL than Shantotto is
Gaz_L: Only the summon flip cards exile when transforming in the set, IIRC
A_Dub888: Who do you think has bigger mommy issues, Seymour or Shinji?
Mr_Horrible: @JaymicUnyielding it is, though?
OldUncleDan: The Avicii song?
BrowneePointz: Anima to the tune of Van Halen’s Panama
mexfire: summon:anima summon the anima from assassins creed
LathosTiran: REL:axed
IsSecretlyPaul: Ben Im here to say your lala take was heard and I am the most chill person you know how dare you
NarfBlinko:
@LathosTiran
alchemistsavant: you responding means he's right
DragonMZ: and proved him correct
Mr_Horrible: I am honestly surprised that Shadow Lord didn't get a card, though, being kinda the bigbad of the base game
JaymicUnyielding: @mr_horrible ah, i was wrong. Still, you see my point
Aitsu111: @issecretlypaul hi paul
EricTheOrange: thanks kum
rand0mtask_: Ben is in big trouble with little people
Feriority: @Mr_Horrible There's a shadow lord in through the ages
Naarius: Paul is the more normal person I know
RayFK: Are you surprised you're getting narc'd on?
Earthenone: snitch chat is dangerous
Mr_Bitterness: Just the fact Ben got confronted immediately proves his point
kumatsu:
I did literally say I was hovering the clip button when you started talking
Timagio: Friends in low places
JustAnotherMuffin: @IsSecretlyPaul Hi Paul
BrowneePointz: Paul’s been in chat for a while too
TXC2: Snitches in chat? disapointing
Mr_Horrible: @JaymicUnyielding yeah, for sure, it's got a ton of stuff to draw from but it's unfortunately less big in the zeitgeist, it feels like
IsSecretlyPaul: I've been here since my boyfriend showed up
BrowneePointz: Graha Tia?
GredGredmansson: anima too
Jethrain: the increment on the other one happens too
Veshnikard: Other saga trigger
kid_flashionable:
It would have also been nice if we got Tactics cards, but I accept why they didn't 
NarfBlinko: anima trigger
pleonasticTautology: wait
Mr_Bitterness: Anima ticks up too
pleonasticTautology: increment anima
Earthenone: does that not increment too
markekv: enema
duncantm13: Someone tell him to trigger the other saga
GredGredmansson: judge
NarfBlinko:
scarlet_warlock: !card anima
LRRbot: Found 28 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
GredGredmansson: the red mana goes away
BrowneePointz: we appreciate you Players and Ben!
NarfBlinko: lost the R from ifrit
northos: !card summon: anima
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
pleonasticTautology: @GredGredmansson okay so it's still at the end of phase, was about to ask
TXC2: Gods I love Menace
Zinga___: Menactche
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
Lord_Hosk: There are no Combat tricks in Black Red or Green, im pretty sure they don't print instances in those colors
Mr_Horrible: @Feriority meant that they've got the "end boss" from all the other installments as a creature in the main set (mostly). AV is probably one of the most well-known aspects of 11, tho
scarlet_warlock: burn b burn!
goatprince: oh no vivi, why did you do it
rand0mtask_: Firaga, heroes are now well done
GredGredmansson: @pleonasticTautology it dies before getting through
GhostValv: such devastation
pleonasticTautology: @GredGredmansson oh i meant about floating mana
goombalax: good play, Jacob
BrowneePointz: Vivi’s got the Powah
scarlet_warlock: No Firaja
LathosTiran: i didnt ask where everyone was standing..i said "fireball"
Pinwiz11: That WAS his intention!
GredGredmansson: @pleonasticTautology sorry that last bit i didn't mean to reply to you
pleonasticTautology: oh lmao
OldUncleDan: "Throw up your Monk's Fist..."
BrowneePointz: nope Ben that’s the flavor text on Ultima
Khalstrom: Is a fist really an artifact?
Alyssa_Swift: I don't care what the line says. If you cast Ultima in Magic, it absolutely was your intention
Peter_Chordash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
BrowneePointz: Mom do be strong
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thraximore: @Khalstrom Depends on how it's used.
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and los…
aceviru: lmao
Jasper: Heck yeah Final Fantasy goodness
Poff: Anima also triggers Pain
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damag…
Jasper: Vivi getting it DONE
goombalax: @Khalstrom its a weapon
Ukon_Cairns: i do like the idea of giving the vehicle a sword, and another sword, and these hands
flatluigi: @Khalstrom it's the wraps
Mr_Horrible: god, getting to summon Anima for the first time in 10 was so cool
kid_flashionable:
LRRbot: Gaius van Baelsar [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When Gaius van Baelsar enters, choose one — / • Each player sacrifices a creature token of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
CuteTeaGoat: @Khalstrom i mean, Krark's thumb is an artifact
pleonasticTautology: it WAS jacob's intention
MDK_Marshal: How Very Glib!
Mr_Horrible: The Black Wolf Talks Again
rand0mtask_: Such devastation was his intention in this case
QuixoticScrivener: Do the speech.
mexfire: vagar is just a lols version of vivi
MDK_Marshal: And do you believe in LRRorzea?
Zinga___: Rydia wooooo
northos:
I love Cameron's pile of unattached equipment
Diabore: she real good
Mr_Bitterness: Rydia!
Timagio: lydia!
BrowneePointz: what creeping mendacity
Mr_Horrible: @MDK_Marshal looks at my sub badge: "Yeah I guess?"
Gekyouryuu: Puppet friend round: how very Gibb
jmchap: not once
pleonasticTautology: thanks ben
ShaneLeeAtk: Rydia summons MOM
MDK_Marshal:
@Mr_Horrible
jmchap: the just exile when they die
scarlet_warlock: any mist dragons?
EricTheOrange: is that how you prononce Rydia? I always said Rai-di-a
Jethrain: dang, that summon ability is cool
NewtyNewts: How vewy gwib
BrowneePointz: yes it’s Lydia with an R
BrowneePointz: cuz Japanese translation in the 90s
RockPusher: How goes the magical cards of the finalist of fantasies?
Alyssa_Swift: "Oof! How very cringe. And do you stan Eorzea?"
scarlet_warlock: @EricTheOrange yeah, if you play the DS version which is voiced, they call her ree dia
Mr_Bitterness: @EricTheOrange I've always said "Rid-ee-ah"
Mr_Horrible: oh I hadn't seen Rydia's card that's cool
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
alchemistsavant: yeah she just got revealed today
kyosokun:
FF4 love
TXC2: y is a complicated letter, but it's often pronouched like the EE in feed
BrowneePointz: she got revealed this morning
Rgontownik: it’s there until it dies. not just one turn
Mr_Horrible: ah, well then
Diabore: kind of momentarily, anima stays until she gets 4 lore counters
NewtyNewts: I thought it stuck around, it just only had haste for a turn?
Earthenone: its not quite momentary, it just will get exiled when it leaves, 4 turns
LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
Diabore: anima stays
kid_flashionable:
Diabore: yeah rydia very good
pleonasticTautology: 👏
RockPusher: Loving this overlay treatment - good work Paul
kumatsu: Boosters
Sorator13: Finality counter, so it's just when it leaves, it gets exiled, yeah
TXC2: Jacob is on the board!
Gaz_L: Woo go Jacob!
JinaMahavira: the red mage Jacob is so cute
CypherRaze: lol Jacob's little sprite being a red mage is adorable
RockPusher: REL:Axed
Ukon_Cairns: that is neat, cause she deals with creatures that are innately temporary, it doesnt have to be made temporary like most red enquickening things
A_Dub888: @JinaMahavira You're so cute
BrowneePointz: 1. Be Kind
Terminal423: I expect SO MANY new players to be at the PR for this
Mr_Horrible: have a little grace for new players, you want them to have fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Be nice to people
pleonasticTautology: i am genuinely excited to help new mtg players at the ppr
JinaMahavira: @A_Dub888 :3
circusofkirkus: my self worth solely hinges on my prerelease performance though
BrowneePointz: 2. No seriously be kind I’m not joking
markekv: packs and points in the store league
Earthenone: based on my inability to aquire any of this set, im sure there will be a lot of new players
goateedave86:
Oh this is Final Fantasy? I'm here for Jacob
BrowneePointz: 3. be helpful
NarfBlinko:
3-0 at my LGS's prerelease rewards a Collector Booster, so, not nothing
3schr: You mean my self worth doesn't increase with a 3-0??
LidofLoathing: yes, be nice to the newbies!
kid_flashionable: I'm excited to play MTG because of this
TXC2:
I went to a PR that had a From the Vault as the top prize
Mr_Horrible: you have to be nice to Jacob, it's the law
pleonasticTautology: what.
LidofLoathing: oh nooooo
RockPusher:
Sorator13: y i k e s
EricTheOrange: ah, THAT kind of person
frank_the_great: Everyone knows the real measure of a Magic player is winning a chaos draft
ThorSokar: holy crap
markekv: My self worth is based on placing in top three in the last 2hg prerealeases
Mr_Horrible: yeah that sounds like an LGS in the 90's
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who had the experience of people being not kind to, it sucked absolute bus
Irsaan: @BrowneePointz 2.A) I cannot stress enough how much this is not a joke
noSmokeFire: anteing up against a gradeschooler is how you get yu-gi-oh'd
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ngl, my local area had great people when I started playing. I had great role models on how to treat new players
Diabore: yeah thats how it goes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Irsaan ^^^^For real
Gaz_L: Eff that dude
avjamethyst: nice to see Jacob playing more magic
MWGNZ: let them make informed mistakes
Mr_Horrible: no, you hand the *new player* the 400 dollar deck! Give them that first hit of cowboy magic!
LathosTiran: i bought selessnia populate while ratchet bomb was legal. sad game 2's
Tai114: Magic players can be a major inhibition to actually playing the game
Irsaan: @noSmokeFire we're sending people to the shadow realm?
GredGredmansson: "keeping them from playing" isn't good either
Earthenone:
@avjamethyst i remember your co streams with him back in ysbryd stream times
noSmokeFire: @Irsaan bingo
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE they're the jerk
avjamethyst: @Earthenone yeah, those were fun
RockPusher: The intro decks that got LRR back in were a Very Good Idea™
Phrawger: i defeated a guy at my first prerelease and he got so fed up with his sealed deck he silently tore up each of his cards in front of me. horrifying for a newbie
ztghostie: didn't tell him about the land
Diabore: what a dick
yakbop: My first fnm was losing to an abyssal persecutor
ztghostie: that's f'd up
bbblehh: i think in my first prerelease for guilds of ravnica, i went up against a kid like half my age playing boros aggro (i was on dimir) and he helped me understand how to use my removal more effectively
Mr_Horrible: truly incredible examples of humanity
MrSarkhan:
ArcOfTheConclave: that's rude
ztghostie: and cheating
Dog_of_Myth: Don't be a dick to new players
GredGredmansson: oh that's evil
Tai114: I like helping new players at prereleases when it's clear they need a hand and express that they're open to advice
bbblehh: a very humbling experience getting completely stomped by a kid
BrowneePointz: I went to draft almost every week my junior and senior years of high school, got crushed a lot BUT it made me a good Magic player real fast and they were reasonably chill so I got lucky
goateedave86: I got into MtG because I turned up at my LGS to play Mage Knight and no one was was playing, so the MtG players took me in and lent me a goblin deck. Never looked back
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LRRbot: Gaius van Baelsar [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When Gaius van Baelsar enters, choose one — / • Each player sacrifices a creature token of their choice. / • Each player sacrifice…
Fábio Rodrigues: is this the PPR?
Poff: Legally not a PPR, but yes
Double May Care: Well yes, but technically no.
InkyGhoast: Rydia! I was hoping she made it in
Kyle Ladd Stobener: How vewwy gwib
Poff: It is an all day paper fight featuring Sealed gameplay, but it specifically NOT a PPR
WildManReggie: are there any giveways like other PPRs?
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and los…
LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
Christopher Peterson: Anima has summoning sickness?
Jasper: @wildmanreggie if there are, they’d be on the twitch chat
Poff: Rydia gives Anima haste
Christopher Peterson: Oh, nice
WildManReggie: ty ty
Sarah: This isn't a PPR and there are no giveaways today
Christopher Peterson: Best not-a-PPR *wink* ever
An IRL Rabbit: Yeah but I want the packs--
RainbowPhoenix: thanks for all you do Sarah.
Sarah: <3
RainbowPhoenix: I just texted my spouse about how absolutely wholesome Cam and Ben were through this game ☺️
ThatTallNerd: The worst thing about MTG is MTG players
Valqori: No Zack?
Diabore: "NOW its personal"
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
Tai114: If they say they want to figure it out I let them continue to choose to play second and run 6 mana do nothing enchantments while they learn, haha
RockPusher: Uh Oh! Uppies!
Alyssa_Swift: Yump
BrowneePointz: I cannot stress how doing like 80+ magic drafts in 2 years teaches you Magic REAL fast
Earthenone: my last fnm someone threatened to stab me in the parking lot and my last prerelease i was paired with a boisterous drunk, im hoping to enjoy this set on arena at least
Mr_Horrible: yeah all things considered I was very lucky with my early MtG experience. We had some chumps at the local store, but a ton of folks that were good about saying "oh here's more cool stuff you can do"
Bugberry: When I've gone against a new player at a PPR, I'm very careful about not seeming like I'm trying to get them with a rules mistake.
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
OldUncleDan: @goateedave86 Mage Knight... You're right! I should go take my back pain meds.
NarfBlinko: shock gets a glowup
flatluigi: i'm hoping for a tactics or tactics advance secret lair
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Yeah, I wish. I went to one, got told everything I was doing wrong with no way to fix it. Then when I went to kitchen table everyone stomped me so when I brought OG white knights and stomped them they all got mad "the b_____ was being unfair"
DAC169:
Final Fantasy Tactics!! 
pleonasticTautology: ff9 was my first ff so: freya 🥺
powerflapjack: Dragoon! it has Ignore Height!
ArcOfTheConclave: Dragoon the floor tank
kid_flashionable:
@flatluigi I would love that so much
Bugberry: Tactics Advance was played sooo much. Dragoons were great in that.
goateedave86: @OldUncleDan Still got a few Solonavi floating around somewhere
Tai114: New players are way more likely to accept mistakes they make than try to backpedal through a turn and a half of gameplay
Irsaan: this murders the Jacob
A_Dub888: "Jump is so cool!" "Did it ever hit?" "...Jump is so cool!"
QuixoticZ: Tactics is one of my favorite games of all time
eepy_Alice: i'm begging squenix to release a pixel remaster of tactics
Decaped: Red mage needs to stay alive to rez people.
Alyssa_Swift: 64, even
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Welcome to so many of my hilarious favorite jank cards
MrPipboy3000: Kaine's response to Fight or Flight ... "Yes."
Feriority: Rez Mage
Mr_Bitterness: You get your revenge by LB3 flashbanging everyone
Mr_Horrible: me when I hit sub-60 content with Dancer
mexfire: death by elevator drop of ceiling spikes
BrowneePointz: don’t forget the Flashbang Limit Break Ben
Mr_Horrible: "why aren't you partnered?" "Buddy-"
millenomi_Aura: rez? was someone playing Netrunner while I wasn't watching
RealGamerCow: Gluten Free Ifrit!
northos:
polifrit
pleonasticTautology: @millenomi_Aura that's on juniper's channel
BronzePanda: I remember casting rank 2 flash of light Cameron
accountmadeforants: Girlfriend Ifrit
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
millenomi_Aura: @pleonasticTautology ✨
flatluigi: lali-ho!
alchemistsavant: that's a Good Fuckin Ifrit right there
powerflapjack: lali-ho
Mr_Horrible: "You Red Mage rat" still rattles around in my head
A_Dub888: Lali-ho!
pleonasticTautology: lali ho!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Ifrit we have at home
letsbelgo: o/
kid_flashionable:
@Mr_Horrible Its wild when I yelled at for partnering the wrong DPS as dancer
BrowneePointz: no seriously Cameron, Red Mages LB3 in 14 is so freaking cornea burning bright people yell at you in raid if you use it
eepy_Alice: Grilled Fish, Ifrit
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
markekv:
saga
markekv: nvm
RainyMint:
And when Red Mages do have their raise they just instantly raise anyone as soon as they die because heavens forbid I as the healer don't instantly raise someone when it's not safe to
Mr_Horrible: @kid_flashionable I've been lucky enough to not hit too many of those but I always just respond with "skill issue" (when my ethos is that I just partner the first available melee in my party list)
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
BrowneePointz: Look Red Mage gets free instant casts
BrowneePointz: it’s our JOB
A_Dub888: Is that the guy with the tank in his shop?
Mr_Horrible: tbh red mage gets fewer instant casts than black mage at this point
Mr_Horrible: what a time to be alive
kid_flashionable: @Mr_Horrible lol yeah I just choose the physical DPS and if I get yelled at then I know who I WON'T choose at least
MrPipboy3000: Elvish Mulldriter?
BrowneePointz: Elvish Vision-AR15
coachNelly: ooh thatsgood brownee
accountmadeforants: Dwarf dies, hero: "Come... Sekiro!"
Mr_Horrible: @kid_flashionable "Yes, great plan to get me to interact with you in this roulette: Be A Chump"
Flyingdelorion: trigger not?
Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Horrible Black Mages also don't use 2 of their spells in their AoE rotation, they're in a weird spot
Flyingdelorion: or is it on damage?
BrowneePointz: @coachnelly I don’t got much but I AM clever
flatluigi: it is exactly as clever as you think it is
flatluigi: yay jacob
northos:
yes Jacob this is very clever
LucasTheDrgn: @kid_flashionable if someone is vocally hostile about who you're dance partnering and you're not even in a savage fight you should report them imho that's absurd
RainyMint: I loved EW Black Mage, now its so weird Sadge
Gekyouryuu: So, ff14 and monster hunter world have a collab where, in world, you fight behemoth, and you can craft dragoon armor and the gae bulg, and you get Jump as an emote that actually does Jump
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Bitterness yeah, I have no idea why they took a sledgehammer to the hi-spells. Truly baffling
DragonMZ: Vincents LB is so weird
Bugberry: Basically how Black "blinks" creatures.
MDK_Marshal: Cam getting Ver-BlownOut :3
Justherefortherewards: but Jacob paid3
DragonMZ: The power change is before it dies, not after it comes back
A_Dub888: Jacob is a clever boy (just like, in general)
northos: also the P/T applies *before* it dies, despite the order of the text on the card
Dog_of_Myth: Also, not tapped anymore
Mr_Bitterness: It also changes P/T before dying
Justherefortherewards: oh there we go
Earthenone: now you get a new draw incrementation too
dravman: also it's untapped
flatluigi: discard trigger as well if he wants
NarfBlinko: only needed 2 mana to do 3/2
northos: @Dog_of_Myth LB brings it back tapped
zigboy22: oh hey i just got here in time for the last match
NarfBlinko: woot
Justherefortherewards: oh yes it is untapped indeed
Dog_of_Myth: I was werong
kid_flashionable: @LucasTheDrgn I'll likely do that next time! Not a bad rule tbh
CuteTeaGoat: sillypants has been called
flatluigi: @zigboy22 there's a full draft after this!
LRRbot: Thanks for being a channel member, Peter Chordash! (Today's storm count: 111)
Poff: Sadly true
aceviru: ^
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — …
Dmeigod: I was so excited last weekend because of pre-release this weekend and then I realized I was a week ahead and got really sad lol
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damag…
LRRbot: Dwarven Castle Guard [1W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [2/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
Jasper: Happy to see MTG players who don’t choose cruelty
Eric Martin: ooh, Jacob!
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, …
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
Dog_of_Myth: @northos oh, thank you for that
zigboy22: Oh sweet thanks luigi
Luminaire_p: clang clang
MDK_Marshal: oh neat, I've been holding out for a hero
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
northos:
@MDK_Marshal well boy have I got the set for you
alchemistsavant: Me?
scarlet_warlock: I will love to use Hero tokens in Spider-Man lol
Irsaan: The best part about halfway watching this while I do other stuff around the house is knowing I can watch it in full on YouTube later. Shoutout to VoDs
accountmadeforants: I love the idea that heroes are just a dime in a dozen, really living that MMORPG life.
BrowneePointz: can we get Jacob a Phases T shirt?
mexfire: how many creature types are there now when ff set comes out
Justherefortherewards: bye Barret :
BrowneePointz: (I’m being serious they are so good at teaching the turns)
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
AdamYMHMI: @BrowneePointz Have Cameron wear it for the duration of the match
Sorator13:
@accountmadeforants to be fair, if you're buying this set, it's gonna be significantly more expensive than a dime a dozen
A_Dub888 presses select + B
LucasTheDrgn: @accountmadeforants the commander deck g'raha just highlighting the fact that he really was just like "Uhhh, is this the hero I want? Nope. Is this the hero I want? Nope. What about this one? Nope. Darn it."
BrowneePointz: Also can we get Jacob’s best take of “Me? Gongaga!”
Alyssa_Swift: Well not THAT shocked
powerflapjack: Tceles B Hsup! a magic spell?
AdamYMHMI:
@Alyssa_Swift tbf, shock has mostly been power crept out of most sets 
NarfBlinko: saga
Jethrain: Saga increment
accountmadeforants: @Sorator13 Fair enough, I can't think of any tokens that are truly a dime a dozen, but still
scarlet_warlock: landfall loot Pog
Earthenone: you also can untap a land, the inrementation gave you a mana
NarfBlinko: does Jacob know the saga is giving him mana?
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NarfBlinko:
not a big difference, but part of the learning stuff
goateedave86: now that's shocking
goatprince: cam why did you kill a child
rand0mtask_: Cam that was cruel, she already lost her village
RockPusher:
RealGamerCow: yes he said he had plenty of mana
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Mr_Bitterness: Things Golbez wishes he could say.
A_Dub888: At least it wasn't to a fire spell
pleonasticTautology: swordchucks, yo
Desruprot: +1/+0 + Also a Monk
powerflapjack: Popoto
Mattmitchell45: "That's the MagicCon Chicago Way!"
Earthenone: one large dinosaur could change everything
TXC2:
Mattmitchell45
CCCrusade: Gf ifrit had finality on it right?
BrowneePointz: nope
CuteTeaGoat: no
accountmadeforants: @LucasTheDrgn Gr'aha slowly making his way through the Hero Advent Calendar. (The lesser known sequel to Advent Children.)
Sorator13: Pyroclasm, But Sometimes Larger
RealGamerCow: job job
Chesul: Stone face Jacob.
TXC2: Lord of Stocism Jacob Burgess
Mr_Bitterness: LF Healer
MDK_Marshal: Local government employees must be so happy right now
kid_flashionable: Now they just need a healer
BronzePanda: A job? In this economy??
TS_Terrapin: we did it! 0% unemployment
CypherRaze: That's a horrible party. No healers and no ranged
Timagio: Man, final fantasy has great employment ratios
Xerodin: 0% unemployment
BrowneePointz: best we can do is Astro Jacob
Justherefortherewards: oh the -1s on the life totals is a very neat addition
alchemistsavant: i absolutely adore the overlay today
eepy_Alice: warrior's basically a healer anyway
mexfire: how much are the tokens being paid
MDK_Marshal:
@CypherRaze If you've never quad-tank'ed an Expert roulette, you're missing some serious fun
A_Dub888: Don't worry Jacob, you always look good
insanecat6mtg: @CCCrusade No, it had been caste normally.
pleonasticTautology: healer? you mean gunbreaker?
Timagio: BEN
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
AdamYMHMI: True, Ben, there's a Warrior
Feriority: @mexfire They're paid in XP
IslandersCaper:
Ukon_Cairns: with enough dps, the fight ends faster, thats basically preemptive healing
BrowneePointz:
You do when you have a Samurai like Ben in your party standing in fire
letsbelgo: My fairy is a healer
Mr_Horrible:
Jacob experiencing the other joy of MtG
KamikaziManiac: Gg
powerflapjack: time for packs
Earthenone: Gambling!
TXC2: never look Jacob!
GredGredmansson: what was that hand
kdefinition: Never check the next card, Jacob
flatluigi: never look at the top card!!
NarfBlinko: overhead worked better
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Boosties
Justherefortherewards: Crack packs!
mexfire: how much xp per battle
ArmstrongRGM96X: "Son of a submariner", I think he meant to say
BrowneePointz: remember open from the back Jacob
RealGamerCow: I must resist FF cards. I must resist FF cards
CypherRaze: Someone open a Vivi and then send it to me
couchboyj: Just have Brann heal.
Mr_Horrible:
@BrowneePointz I don't want to be mean but our SAM *was* standing in telegraphs we've had on lock for weeks last night
LRRbot: Magitek Armor [3W] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | When this Vehicle enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token. / Crew 1
Martin Kaca: the power toughness change applies before death btw
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
robin morrison: me?, gonegaga
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search yo…
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
LRRbot: Baron, Airship Kingdom | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
ShadeRicter: a barren airship kingdom
Jasper: Aww cute avatar for Jacob
Jasper: Yay boosties!
Poff: I'm calling it now: We're opening a Snow
Terminal423: Ya know, I'm slightly sad they didn't take the FF set as a chance to bring back the level up mechanic. Could have been fun
NarfBlinko: Made in Japan...
BrowneePointz: ye reverse collation
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
Mr_Horrible: "Mode 7"
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Mr_Bitterness: Machinist: cooler in MtG than in game (and I main Machinist)
A_Dub888: *checks next card* "Come on!" - Jacob with the true Magic: The Gathering experience
ArmstrongRGM96X: @Terminal423 Fair. At least Tiered is kinda Level Up for spells?
EricTheOrange: namingway
LRRbot: Sidequest: Play Blitzball [2R] (back: World Champion, Celestial Weapon) | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / At the end of combat on your turn, if a player was dealt 6 or more combat damage this turn, transform this enchantment, then attach it to a creature you control.
Luminaire_p: Blitz?
LRRbot: Omega, Heartless Evolution [5GU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [8/8] | Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X stun counters on each of those permanents and you gain X life, where X is the number of nonbasic lands you control.
loufghyslaufey:
@xerodin Oh, I wish. And for Pre-Prix Magic Days to be the given days off.
red_shoes_jeff: Blitz?
RealGamerCow: nice art
kid_flashionable:
scarlet_warlock: DON'T play that
pleonasticTautology: LARBOARD
Chichen: LARBOARD
RetroHibiscus: CHICKEN TENDERS
TheWanderingNomad: Blitz? Do you Blitz?
eepy_Alice: LARBOARD
Alyssa_Swift: CHICKEN TENDERS
bo_brinkman: Just got here. I'm here mostly for Jacob's faces.
NoTomToLose: Do you blitz?
flatluigi: larboard....
Mr_Horrible: "Disregard! Objective incomplete!"
Mr_Bitterness: LARBOARD STARBOARD
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
Terminal423: @ArmstrongRGM96X I do love that, and I thought it was a fun way to ref the FF magic system
LRRbot: Matoya, Archon Elder [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | Whenever you scry or surveil, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: nope! it locks things down FOREVER
Lord_Hosk: Does anyone had Jacobs spare Final Fantasy pants?
LucasTheDrgn: Lardboard Left, Starboard St-right
scarlet_warlock: wastes legal in standard btw
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Jacob is POGGING so hard!
duncantm13: Love the Cormac shoutout lol
Justherefortherewards: spoilers D:
scarlet_warlock: Matoya should have been the FF1 version
powerflapjack: pffffffffft
Timagio: Stapling a draw to surveil and scry is so nuts
powerflapjack: friggin' Siegfried
A_Dub888: Is getting her crystal eye a quest in XIV?
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Valigarmanda [3R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Drake [3/3] | I — Exile an instant or sorcery card from each graveyard. / II, III, IV — Add {R} for each lore counter on this Saga. You may cast an instant or sorcery card exiled with this Saga, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. / Flying, haste
LucasTheDrgn: oh valigarmanda!
powerflapjack: AKA Tritoch
shamblingkrenshar: DION!
Chichen: he summons his 2/2 boyfriend
powerflapjack: DA GAYS
DragonMZ: Dion and his boyfriend Terence
An_IRL_Rabbit: FF1 Matoya is, unfortunately 8 pixels on a screen without any concept art to go on.
EricTheOrange: looks like a Yakuza back tatoo
Chichen: Syr Konrad
Timagio: Gold bees?!
scarlet_warlock: Dion brings his BF
eepy_Alice: golbie!
powerflapjack: syr konrad james
LeonisCo: Can we go to overhead camera?
kid_flashionable:
LucasTheDrgn: FCA
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creature card leaves your graveyard, Syr Konrad deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {1}{B}: Each player mills a card.
Mr_Horrible: ah, looks so good
LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
DMGlol: Matt Mercer
Justherefortherewards: hey its Matt Mercer
TheWanderingNomad: Matt Mercer!
Sorator13: Heck yeah
TinyAwoo: Hot boy and hotter werewolf
IslandersCaper:
Earthenone: some teenager is going to be so happy
BrowneePointz: flip him!
frnknstn: That is the best example of the treatment
powerflapjack: @Justherefortherewards also Steve Blum!
EricTheOrange: is P a big Vincent fan?
scarlet_warlock: vincent no creature type
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
BrowneePointz: Dion is like Good Good bye
LRRbot: Laughing Mad [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
chancellorpalpatine66: whats the back of valentine?
BrowneePointz: btw*
Sorator13: kitty!
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
A_Dub888: Kefka.kakkle
TheWanderingNomad: Ramen
TheWanderingNomad: Yum
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Justherefortherewards: Haven't seen someone get that excited at instant ramen since college
RockPusher:
Cup Noodle
IslandersCaper: noodles!
Mr_Horrible: Zolom yeeting a party member
RatherLargeToad: It’s a food the comes with an egg
Earthenone: ashelia b'nargin dalmasca
IslandersCaper: ohhh ashe is so pretty
DMGlol: Ivalice my favorite ff14 raid
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Mr_Horrible: we love besaid
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
elcobrachicken: would be cool to see the actual cards in camera
LRRbot: Yuna's Whistle [1GG] | Instant | Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. When you reveal a creature card this way, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the mana value of that card.
Sorator13: oh man, Jacob, Please play X
TheWanderingNomad: Wow really? Jacob would enjoy X
IslandersCaper: Yuna!
Mr_Horrible: I feel like Bryn will probably see some play
pleonasticTautology: can we get jacob on play it forward to play ff10
LRRbot: Tifa, Martial Artist [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [4/4] | Melee / Whenever one or more creatures you control with power 7 or greater deal combat damage to a player, untap all creatures you control. If it's the first combat phase of your turn, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
TheWanderingNomad: Sweet!
Timagio: Italian Tifa?
pleonasticTautology: somewhere on the queue
RealGamerCow: Jacob could sell that for more FF cards!
millenomi_Aura: *salutes the flag*
Timagio: Yeeah
DMGlol: Oh the CB exclusive
kid_flashionable:
Mr_Horrible: oh nice, the Italian ambassador
Earthenone: ohh yeah i imagine the waifu tax is high
scarlet_warlock:
brynhildr should have also been a Vehicle
BrowneePointz: yea it’s like $70usd+
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to that card's mana value.
Timagio: Yuffieko
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W}, {T}: Exile Joshua, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePointz: also another like $50
shamblingkrenshar: Joshuaaaaaa
goombalax: Game Changer btw
LRRbot: Phoenix, Warden of Fire (front: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Phoenix [4/4] | I, II — Rising Flames — Phoenix deals 2 damage to each opponent. / III — Flames of Rebirth — Return any number of target creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Phoenix, then return it to the battlefield. / Flying, lifelink
millenomi_Aura: I have voting rights for Italy and I would vote for Tifa as my senator as an expat.
eepy_Alice: god i want the yuriko yuffie so bad
RealGamerCow: Good pack!
BrowneePointz: Jacob pulled some money
gualdhar: oh wow, Tifa's $76 USD
Bugberry: nice
powerflapjack: currently
shendaras:
RockPusher: Rotate the Tables!
DMGlol:
draft? 
Earthenone: time for a larger table
Justherefortherewards: The legally-not-a-PPR now turning into a FNPF
pleonasticTautology: change places!
Earthenone: !fnquestion
Sorator13: yesss
A_Dub888: you're super great
Desruprot: nice draft
pleonasticTautology: YES
Sarah_Serinde: yesss excellent
gualdhar: wes anderson
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: OH?
JinaMahavira: YES
gualdhar: yup
TXC2: of course
mtvcdm: Yep
Jethrain: YES
A_Dub888: YUS
neisan2112: Hell yeah
Feriority: YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Terminal423: YES
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Ah!
JKBalch: YES!
pleonasticTautology: also the new wes anderson movie is out today
bbblehh: love this episode
RealGamerCow: DALE!
LidofLoathing: wooo
lamina5432: appropriate
Stormgod519: Wait a Minute!!!
jadielady: wooooot
salamisuperstar: oh yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this one is so good
mtvcdm: No question which one
RainyMint: DALE
Mr_Bitterness: Hello Dale!
n3ther: It is a good one
Faulpyr: Such a good episode
Thefluffiestguineapig: !telldale
usmu1976: Tell it all Dale
A_Dub888: or rather: Most excellent
MrSarkhan: love this one
insanecat6mtg: Dale!
couchboyj:
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: Overkill [2B] | Instant | Target creature gets −0/−9999 until end of turn.
Poff: Mappingway!
LRRbot: Sidequest: Play Blitzball [2R] (back: World Champion, Celestial Weapon) | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / At the end…
LRRbot: Omega, Heartless Evolution [5GU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Robot [8/8] | Wave Cannon — When Omega enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Put X…
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Matoya, Archon Elder [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | Whenever you scry or surveil, draw a card.
LRRbot: Summon: Esper Valigarmanda [3R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Drake [3/3] | I — Exile an instant or sorcery card from each graveyard. / II, III, IV — Add {R} for each lore counter on this Saga. You m…
Poff: Dion's very cool
LRRbot: Syr Konrad, the Grim [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Whenever another creature dies, or a creature card is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or a creatu…
LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that c…
LRRbot: Coeurl [1W] | Creature — Cat Beast [2/2] | {1}{W}, {T}: Tap target nonenchantment creature.
LRRbot: Laughing Mad [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped toke…
LRRbot: Yuna's Whistle [1GG] | Instant | Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.…
LRRbot: Tifa, Martial Artist [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [4/4] | Melee / Whenever one or more creatures you control with power 7 or greater deal combat damage to a player, untap all creatures yo…
Double May Care: Yuffie :3
LRRbot: Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ninja [1/3] | Commander ninjutsu {U}{B} / Whenever a Ninja you control deals combat damage to a player, reveal the top card of your libra…
LRRbot: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant [1RW] (back: Phoenix, Warden of Fire) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Wizard [3/4] | When Joshua enters, discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. / {3}{R}{W},…
LRRbot: Phoenix, Warden of Fire (front: Joshua, Phoenix's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Phoenix [4/4] | I, II — Rising Flames — Phoenix deals 2 damage to each opponent. / III — Flames of …
Noah B.: Imagine opening Collector Booster. Can't be me since they cost 60€ lol
Brock Hevenor: This ep of FN is just incredible
TXC2: !quote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #7134: "'You need a 13.' 'Can that 13 be a 4?'" —Dale and Jacob [2020-08-17]
thraximore: real
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Hang on?
Bruceski: When I realized what they were doing with this one I couldn't stop giggling for the rest of the episode.
Artificer_Evan: Ah yes the art episode
Desruprot: nice
Mr_Horrible: that's honestly such a Wes Anderson line. Really nailed this
NewtyNewts: Love this one
ArcOfTheConclave: 8 people!?
Stormgod519: "at least as it was told to me"
Stormgod519: also hi chat
Mattmitchell45: Grab your Snifters of Mountain Dew, folks
Stormgod519: im back for nopw
laikagoat: Right, i meed to look up Phoenician Scheme showtimes
Stormgod519: now
cheshire_creeper: I love this episode
DMGlol: Dearest Friend...
kid_flashionable: I love this so much
LucasTheDrgn: I showed this to my boyfriend who does not play magic and he was like "oh wow this really is just a wes anderson film. Like, every little detail."
RealGamerCow: Ok, I want to know who owns that typewriter
cheshire_creeper: Genuinely, it's very inspiring
mtvcdm: A Deckmaster game
zigboy22: Ah yes Wes anderson
n3ther: Respectfully
TXC2: artemi7 no, we on a longer break to set up for draft
Robot_Bones: @artemi7 switching out sealed for Draft, need a bigger table
Mr_Horrible: the Jobbie seal
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is SUCH a Wes Anderson everything
Mr_Horrible: missed that
artemi7: Oh whew! Good
DirectorStephanie: all the portraits are wonderful
Artificer_Evan: @artemi7 this is an intermission, after they will return with a draft
A_Dub888: @artemi7 It's not a PPR, but all day FF MTG stuff
Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
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n3ther: impressive that they were able to hire Wes Anderson
Earthenone:
im suprised they have a Drafting table on hand
Thefluffiestguineapig: @n3ther He is the kind of person who would take this job for the yuks
nymistrya: Whoever costumed Adam for this episode absolutely nailed it.
DMGlol:
where did they find that typewriter 
RockPusher: Cameron's costume is just So Very Cameron
Stormgod519: pfft
Terminal423: @nymistrya iirc they costumed themselves
NazTMann:
@Earthenone I'm not, Ian and Alex work there 
nollidruj: omg that was a MARK FISHER book
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DMGlol I mean, Cam probably owns it, or Alex, or Ian
IslandersCaper: these outfits are amazing
TXC2: My Gods the cinematogphy for this is so good
Mattmitchell45:
How Have You Been?
Stormgod519: @TXC2 gotta love it
Sorator13: I love how Nelly is holding Missy's lollipop
alchemistsavant: nelson in this scene kills me every time
realbadatthis_: @DMGlol I think they found it at a downtown thrift shop and had to walk it back home. It is apparently very heavy.
kid_flashionable: lmao Adam
creasehearst: Bomat Nelson
artemi7: Does Adam actually write like that?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson's face in all of these is so good
LSRubin: the bomat courier hat is incredible
frank_the_great: Love Nelson!
Sarah_Serinde: There's just an incredible attention to detail in this, even more so than the rest of this season, and it's gorgeous
RainyMint:
Nelson
DJayHGaming: The Bomat hat. I didn't notice first vieweing
Stormgod519: lol
Mr_Bitterness: Nelson is the best
TXC2: where did they get a Bomatt hat?
Mattmitchell45: It's nice that Nelson gets to due hobbies
Goombill: Just noticed the Bomat Hat
RockPusher: Of Course!
Artificer_Evan: @artemi7 doubt it
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RealGamerCow: is Nelson's hat a joke?
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
I just noticed Adam fisting the pencil
Gaz_L: Kathleen looks so good in this
mtvcdm: This is why you let *humans* make art.
Stormgod519: "Your bud Ben... is what I would say..." - James
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde only just now realizing that Adam ordering pretzels is an extension of the old bit
Wonderdoc: invoke the 8th!!
thraximore: Se7enInTheQueue
lamina5432: the glass
mtvcdm: Invoke the 8th!
Mattmitchell45: Ironically Wheeler was the vampire they kept welcoming in
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KaleidoscopeMind: between his 12 different jobs
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: Doot!
goatprince: oh hey o'm here
Faulpyr: I love Serge in this so much
kid_flashionable:
RainyMint: DOOT DOOT
RealGamerCow: These outfits are SO GOOD
Justherefortherewards: gosh this is a fantastic bit of filmmaking huh
DMGlol: the lighting for this episode is so on point
Thefluffiestguineapig: The lighting
Wonderdoc:
aww thanks @stormgod519 thats very kind of you
DirectorStephanie:
@goatprince thank you for the marvellous edit on the new edsc.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian in the captain's hat
Sarah_Serinde:
Chat I think I'm gonna draft after I'm done work
jessicatheblack:
This FN episode slaps X3 
Knastboss: damn thats some fine writing and filming
Justherefortherewards: oh Serge in Clair Obscur cosplay
Mr_Horrible: those sets, good lord
Sorator13:
I shudder to imagine how long it took to make all of those sets for a five second shot
Stormgod519: Who's on First!
mtvcdm: It's personal
EvilBadman: It _was personal_
Thefluffiestguineapig: The circular conversation is so good
plaidanddrpepper: i love this
frank_the_great: Wheeler being an evil schemer this early
DirectorStephanie: It invalidates Serge’s whole persona kills me
KhazzyB: this was my favorite episode this season by a good mark
Stormgod519: Kathleen "Agent of Chaos" De Vere
Justherefortherewards: 7 player commander sounds like a nightmare
Stormgod519: yeah
eepy_Alice: it really is
LucasTheDrgn: oh there's so much foreshadowing in this episode
thraximore: hahaha
Stormgod519: how many takes for G to say that line without throwing up in their brain
RockPusher: P.I.G.
Gaz_L: 7 player pod gives me hives
Mattmitchell45: The world is too ready to validate Serge's whole persona
aceviru: Ttbb
FlickerWhisper ASMR: my favorite of this season
Christopher Peterson: This was so good
Kahless: yes, such a good episode
Shane Portis: Omfg
RainbowPhoenix: This episode plays really well without any additional context..I agree 10/10 pick 🤩
EPGelion: sheer genius
Shane Portis: Sequels when?!
azegoroth: Woah, this is amazing
Christopher Peterson: Nelson in the background...
Double May Care: I love that Adam holds his pen like a gorilla
Brock Hevenor: I love Nelly as the Bomat Courier
Christopher Peterson: Ha I missed that he's the Bomat Courier the first time
tsimehc2000: Where is the assassin?
Noah B.: This feels like watching a Wes Anderson movie in all the best ways
Christopher Peterson: They did a remarkable job capturing the style, no doubt
KenpoKid10: oh pleasant surprise! i come back to a friday nights watch party, and my favorite episode of the season too!!
Justherefortherewards: We did 5 player commander last week and one player threatened not to show up if we ever tried again
EvilBadman: I love they ignore Nelly's probable availability
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Justherefortherewards You wouldn't sleep for a week, or you are trying to have a couple less friends
Jethrain: pass me the ox is so wonderful
TheWanderingNomad:
I forgot Kathleen made a playlist for her deck
goateedave86: I wonder if the playlist actually exists
DirectorStephanie:
the loaner
Timagio: Oh noooo
3schr: Oh cool, Friday Nights!
Sorator13: I love Missy in this, and the Police Squad episode, *so* much
GhostValv:
mtvcdm: t h e l o a n e r
TinyAwoo: This is why I cannot only bring 1 or 2 decks. I have to come STRAPPED
Stormgod519: thanks Dale
TXC2: love that line from Adam
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Mattmitchell45: @Justherefortherewards Sounds like a reliable 4 player pod
3schr: Did I miss a giveaway? Are they doing one this time?
Mr_Horrible: the fact that *this* is one shot
Stormgod519: @3schr none for this one
TXC2: 3schr none that we know of
mtvcdm: I imagine if someone used the Loaner as their very first game of Magic, it would make them actually win... and then they'd never win another game for the rest of their Magic-playing days.
3schr: Good to know! I thought I heard someone say it, but wasn't sure
salamisuperstar:
Where did the wardrobe come from?
Mr_Horrible: it's always fun when film nerds cut loose
sporkraptor: I want someone to actually make that deck
Stormgod519: thanks Serge
Stormgod519: lol
mtvcdm: The old Top Gear solution
Stormgod519: the second one had me howling the first time
Mattmitchell45: I want some of these as LRL or Tinker Tailor eps
thraximore: hahaha
Mr_Bitterness: Kathleen goes full cat
Sorator13:
Kathleen
Justherefortherewards: Kathleen doing their best cat impression
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, the cat technique
jessicatheblack: Missie's FN persona is so perfect for this episode
Stormgod519: Adam "and I have big hands" Savidan
Mr_Horrible: Adam's physical acting is so perfect in this episode
Artificer_Evan: poor alex having to clean this up after every take
n3ther: great music choice
DMGlol:
Stormgod519: lol forgot about this one
Cinominn: didnt realize we were watching friday nights today?
Stormgod519: very good
TXC2: still funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Justherefortherewards Drift compatible!
mtvcdm: I love Ben in that shot
ztghostie: every wotc ban announcement should just be blake hoiding the banned card upto the camera and it has a bullet hole in it
Th3Hypn0Toad: So is The Loaner a bracket 1?
DirectorStephanie: @cinominn extended break to set up for the draft
tehcrashxor: @Cinominn lunch break between events
mtvcdm: Ben just off looking at whatever
TXC2: Cinominn killing time to set up for draft
Sorator13: @Cinominn While they're changing the setup from playing to draft, and possibly also lunch
Mr_Horrible: @Cinominn an intermission while they get set up for the draft
EvilBadman: @Th3Hypn0Toad 0
Artificer_Evan: @Cinominn this is an intermission they will return with a draft after
jessicatheblack: @Th3Hypn0Toad its bracket 4 XP
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @DirectorStephanie somehow it actually ends up as a cedh deck
n3ther:
bbblehh: i believe it was mentioned at one point that the loaner was all of our favorite decks
Stormgod519: This calls for a 4th montage...
DirectorStephanie: @narwhalsinatrenchcoat and Jimmy Wong would somehow play it perfectly
Artificer_Evan: @Stormgod519 YES
goateedave86: The blocking in this is absolutely impecable
Stormgod519: lol Ben...
BrowneePointz: That is one of THE most Wes Anderson shots in the entire episode and I love it
wolfskull7: OMG THT CAMERON RUNNING AWAY HAD ME IN STITCHES
Mattmitchell45: I love that Cameron was both Gone and Just Starting to Run ^_^
Timagio: Alas, poor Ben
wolfskull7: sry caps
BrowneePointz: the reverse dolly with people popping into view
bytecaster: Foreshadowing
TheWanderingNomad: I do love Adam playing the Straight Man
DirectorStephanie: Every one’s outfits are so stylish
realbadatthis_: Just noticed that Kathleen wins judges tower and becomes the jaunty dressed judge in the last few episodes
Feriority: God this episode is so good.
neisan2112: Success
Sarah_Serinde:
Stormgod519: @realbadatthis_ true
thraximore: Superb
salamisuperstar: Clap
ArcOfTheConclave: art
Stormgod519: ayyy, well done... again
Battzzaro: Clap
shendaras:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Lord_Hosk: and the banging new remix
cheshire_creeper: BRAVO! BRAVO!
MartonyTho: Clap
TXC2: Dale could read a phone book and I'd be intranced
DirectorStephanie: Thank you to all the backers who helped made this possible!
Mai_Andra: Magic: the Gathering ♫
Feriority: @realbadatthis_ She had the comp rules earlier too, there's a whole arc of her becoming a judge over the season
OharaRenji: Clap
imperial_fps: oh it was a friday nights episode
Irsaan: I was gone for the end of the sealed, is this just to fill time until draft starts?
sleepyfelix:
kdefinition: @realbadatthis_ Foreshadowing is a narrative device wherein....
Scarbble: magic: the gathering
imperial_fps: i thought it was foreshadowing for the ff event
glitched_goddess: brb, putting on Royal Tennenbaums
Stormgod519: pfft
gluonquark: They didn't cover it
DMGlol: it was the deck all along
Justherefortherewards: The Loaner needs to be taken in to the Federal Bureau of Control
highelectricaltemperature: @irsaan you got it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hehehehehehehehehehehe
DeM0nFiRe:
Stormgod519: It looks good I promise G
ztghostie: hell yeah its good
EricTheOrange:
jessicatheblack: LOL... the cursed deck reconned reality !
frank_the_great: It's good
lamina5432: it does
Timagio: He does look good in it, true.
pleonasticTautology: everyone should go to the movies and see The Phoenician Scheme today
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's very good
OVERKiLL!: 🚬Missie LoL 🍭
Kahless: it's cursed!!!
EPGelion: I hope someday we get a Ryan Johnson mystery inspired episode
EPGelion: "Cards Out"
Simriel: I do love a bit of Dale.
Dan Serwan: Dale does such a wonderful job of narrating this.
tsimehc2000: Ben is so happy
Zachery Frasier: Of the new Friday Nights this was absolutely my favorite
Magusakajanus: did they break for lunch?
Noah B.: Kathleen perfected the Cat Shuffle
EPGelion: I hope Cameron's bow comes back.... "someday"
Simriel: I hold that this Friday nights series was mostly a way for Graham to flex his directing chops, but I am here for it
Stormgod: lol
Stormgod: my favorite was the Detectives one
azegoroth: 👏🎬
Poff: I like to assume Wheeler didn't show up as one last ploy to scare them off MtG before going all anime villain on them
OVERKiLL!: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
tsimehc2000: This actually is cinema
Poff: Nothing scarier than a 7 man draft
Noah B.: Absolute Cinema - meme
Sarah: @Poff He *said* it was personal
Thomas Roybal: @Stormgod Same. I laughed out loud so many time in that episode.
gnyrinn: It's good to enter the stream on "a successful night of Magic: The Gathering".
aceviru: This was my favorite episode. The best scene, though, is the sandwich making scene.
s_gmusic:
I haven't seen a short video like this since high school
Stormgod519: ayyy
sporkraptor: The Loaner is an SCP entry: confirmed
DirectorStephanie:
Ooooh! 
DeM0nFiRe: I didnt even catch the idea that the loaner wes andersonified everyone the first time watching it lol
LithelyUnshod: @glitched_goddess Grand Budapest all the way
Sorator13: @s_gmusic good news! there's a whole series! (though not all of them are Like That, exactly)
Artificer_Evan: @DMGlol actually it was wheeler who cursed the deck in the first place
urist_mc_wazdakka: Just gonna run this right into the paper fight, dope!
Stormgod519: The loaner is that RG spiders deck...
DirectorStephanie: Moonrise Kingdom is pretty cool
s_gmusic: *oh nyo*
pleonasticTautology: my first Wes Anderson was Fantastic Mr. Fox
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sporkraptor Oh man, I could write that article. It would be Euclid luckily since it can be contained in a glass container
TXC2: the Loaner is one of my brawl decks that has no removal in it
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RockPusher: 'night TXC2
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EvilBadman: @DirectorStephanie It's so rad seeing the folks who're amped about this set just getting their day
DirectorStephanie: @evilbadman Agreed. I had my excitement with Dragonstorm so this feels wonderful for my guy to get his markout moment next
eepy_Alice: fr this might be the set that gets me back into magic
pleonasticTautology: @eepy_Alice 🤝 this IS the set that is getting me back into magic
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hi Chat. I have arrived.
pleonasticTautology: going to my first prerelease since aether revolt next week
pleonasticTautology: going with friends and a partner
eepy_Alice: @pleonasticTautology 🤝
RockPusher: We now return to the drafting trapezium!
eshplode: Funny that I've got the opposite experience since I've barely played Final Fantasy. I just picked up FF6 last night
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Camthelion: free pax
Shane Portis: 😭
Riki: @Simriel I believe you. And it's excellent. I am absolutely here for Director of the Year Graham Stark
FlickerWhisper ASMR: oh 100%, the sandwich scene is amazing
Shane Portis: Same actors, different story stat!
Arkouda Chien: oh there's the jams
Noah B.: @Riki there is totally an alternate universe where Graham is a indie movie director with a huge cult following
Arkouda Chien: I was just about to ask if that was a YouTube thing
Christopher Peterson: @Noah B. Meanwhile Wes Anderson runs a niche gaming channel
gogt200: I love Wed Anderson so much. that was perfect. Except! In Paris scene there is a balloon flying over. How did that pilot get permission to fly so close to a major airport!?
OVERKiLL!: 🚨i would love to see another episode or 3 with the police squad premise. 🔍
Noah B.: @Christopher Peterson I wouldn't call LRR exactly niche but I would die to watch a Wes Anderson style let's play
Poff: What are they playing next?
tsimehc2000: LRR by Paul Thomas Anderson
Christopher Peterson: @Noah B. As soon as I hit enter I wanted to replace niche with bespoke
ransac82: But it’s not the same….
OVERKiLL!: we getting some draft??
gnyrinn: @OVERKiLL! Or just more episodes that are clearly built on the premise "a loving parody of a thing Graham (or any writer of the script) likes"
Shane Portis: Only if they have 8 or 6 players
tsimehc2000: Sergio Leone's Friday Night Magic
tsimehc2000: The good, bad, and the ugly meme with the eyes, but during draft
pleonasticTautology: hi everyone!
Battzzaro:
draft time
Timagio: Did they have to do a series of challenges to determine the draft order?
dagoth__ur_: i love her catch phrase
DirectorStephanie:
AngelicKnighthood: Crap. What Formats have I miss today?
Desruprot: fitting doing the drafting Friday Nights on Friday Night before drafting on Friday Night
pleonasticTautology: lmao hi kathleen
NoTomToLose:
"do you blitz?" would be good here
Battzzaro: Kathleen is just here to have a great tim
Sorator13: @AngelicKnighthood three(?) rounds of sealed
pleonasticTautology: @AngelicKnighthood a buncha sealed; wheeler labman'd nelly the first two games of round 1
DirectorStephanie: Yes Kathleen>
Timagio: Very good
gualdhar: archetypes?
couchboyj: Go over official archetypes, praps?
Earthenone: anyone else hear that song when you read the name of that card
Micalovits:
And I am back for the draft! Great
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Destroy 13 aliens by using Vending Mouth.
bytecaster: Oh, it's Sephis mom
eshplode: Archetypes? You mean jobs, right?
lamina5432: and a lot of gold cards
DMGlol:
Kuja
LucasTheDrgn: e.g. chocobos is naya, right?
RockPusher: Ben just full of value
BrowneePointz: from unfinity
Alyssa_Swift: Unfinity and Doctor Who
Bugberry: It was also in Doctor Who
GhostValv: doctor who also right?
nevyn666: acktualy
gualdhar: do you still have to announce double sided cards?
Goombill: Doctor Who had a bunch of aliens too
MrPipboy3000: Fallout had aliens too
frank_the_great: Unfinity, then Dr. Who
LucasTheDrgn: @eshplode metaphor/SMT crossover set when
laikagoat: And fallout
bytecaster: Clear direction is always nice
DMGlol:
find that lane
Earthenone:
always a smart move to marry that multicolor firstpick
Derekwillis: And you get to yell the meme with him Kathleen.
powerflapjack: @LucasTheDrgn mara card when
Bugberry: We might get some Aliens in Edge of Eternity
Desruprot: Alien, Fallout and Dr. Who
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loewenz: will there be a FF PPR?
powerflapjack: this is it
powerflapjack: !ppr
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Sarah_Serinde: This is explicitly not it
KaleidoscopeMind: No flavor needed. Do not taste the archetypes
DMGlol:
if that gets passed to serge
gualdhar:
are there still special instructions for drafting double-sided cards? I remember way back when we had to announce when we picked them
goatprince: BIG non creatures
bytecaster: large non-lads
coachNelly: big what now?
Earthenone: big Naan creatures? are we back to kaladesh??
niccus: large (metaphorical)
GredGredmansson: oh hello
BrowneePointz: CMC 4 plus noncreatures
darkcyril: @KaleidoscopeMind But how will we know where the archetypes fall on the James Turner Lickability Scale?
LucasTheDrgn: summons are creatures!
GredGredmansson: Kathleen's pool looks good
bytecaster: The beans archetype
DMGlol:
couchboyj: M...m...meteo!
Bugberry: It's specifically "spend 4 or more", which is different than Cost 4 or more. Additional Costs count toward the 4+
bytecaster: Serge is gonna pivot anyway
Earthenone: dont take that i already took it is a strong signal
goateedave86: Less of a signal, more of a foghorn
Dumori: Serge will end up in Izzet
TheWanderingNomad: "When is it too late to pivot?"
Earthenone:
also asking what does this color pair do is a strong signalk
EvilBadman: Serge'll have to pivot if Kathleen's to hid right lol
bytecaster: Serge is gonna pivot to mono colorless in pack 3, I'm calling it here
EvilBadman: er left. You know what I mean
frank_the_great: They're setting up for Alien Typal in EoE
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: enhance. enhance.
Sorator13:
@Earthenone Izzet?
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Zanzal_S: Zoom, zoom, enhance... AHA Those are magic cards!
Mr_Horrible:
noooo my frogs! 
artemi7: Have we seen them open a lot of the special guest cards during sealed/
Simriel: That overlay is so good
OVERKiLL!: @gnyrinn , parody, homage 👍🏼 Friday Nights is 🔥
KenpoKid10: DRAFT! DRAFT! DRAFT!
OVERKiLL!: DRAFT TIME!
FlickerWhisper ASMR: yay draft!!
OVERKiLL!: Goblin Bucket ⚱️
Bugberry: The Limit Breaks and Tiered Spells are good for hitting 4+ mana, since they have cheaper modes.
Zanzal_S:
2 Lab maniacs for one
EvilBadman: They're apparently about 1:3 packs
powerflapjack: TERRA
artemi7: SHE
Mai_Andra: Garnet sighted
artemi7: Serge rare drafting lol
Sorator13:
couchboyj: Serge pivot count:
gualdhar: Ben confirmed not drafting the Goyf
frank_the_great: Serge, money draft, do it
Old_Salty_Sean: Serge rare drafting but he didnt grab the Seymour lmao
scarlet_warlock: Vayne Carudas Solidor
Earthenone: vayne art looks so good
Diabore: bout 1 in 3
Old_Salty_Sean: Its one in three
jamwno: One in three
Zinga___: One in Three yes
niccus: so since this isn't lorcana, have we gotten closer or farther from kingdom hearts reentering the tcg space?
scarlet_warlock: half of FFXII players thought Larsa was a gril
Zanzal_S: Man I just hope I open one amano card
EvilBadman: I think it replaces like for like
Earthenone: i dont think packs are locked into parts anymore? ben opeend like 3 rares right?
Diabore: is it the "wildcard" slot?
Tai114: When was the last time Paul got to play Magic on camera for LRR
realbadatthis_: "I ain't reading all that" is such a mood with F.I.R.E. magic
GhostValv: D:
tehfewl: big Bird
artemi7: @Earthenone Packs are slot locked, but the slots are a lot more fluid then before.
scarlet_warlock: ChonkyBo
Scarbble: chocobo shaming, how dare
Earthenone: @Tai114 they did a "teach non canlander players canlander" bit a few years back
LucasTheDrgn: a pleasingly plump summon
EricTheOrange: its it's TITLE serge
couchboyj: Chonkobro is taking it back
bytecaster: It's an epithet, his name is jeff
Mattmitchell45: Cant find the words to describe this chick without being disrespectful
Tai114: @earthenone Oh interesting
MrPipboy3000: He's in the Whale in FF4
artemi7: Fat Chocobo was in FFIV
bennybartez:
Hi. Is this instead of the prerelease? or have i missed that - if so apologies
powerflapjack: it varies from game to game
EricTheOrange: in 4 the fat chocobo was your item storage
goatprince: fat chocobo didn't exist in ff10.
LucasTheDrgn: it's a summon in 7
scarlet_warlock: Sometimes Chocobo uses ChocoCure, ChocoKick or ChocoRun
NoTomToLose: Paul you are correct, in 7.
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darkcyril: @MrPipboy3000 Also in each Chocobo Forest
Tai114: !ppr
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hd_dabnado: Hey Gamers
kyosokun: @bennybartez Yes
KaleidoscopeMind: heckin chonk
bennybartez: @Tai114 thanks
LeonisCo: fat chocobo was in FF9 for the hot and cold minigame
raisins4life: that was in 4
Desruprot: Fat Chocobo in 4 you used a carrot and it was an inventory extension essentially
bytecaster: It's item storage in 4, chat tells me
Marvoleath: "In one third of Play Boosters, one of these commons will be replaced by a card from the FINAL FANTASY Through the Ages bonus sheet" according to the official article
LeonisCo: in the choco dream
randomnumber39: Fat chcobo is also in FF4 as a bank
Boltarion: !giveaway
Old_Salty_Sean: The ones that are CGI screenshots are awful compared to the concept art ones
Double May Care: Serge, Prince of Pivot
DjGameKing: WotC listed them as 1 in every 3 packs, so sounds about right
DjGameKing: They replace your potential 7th common
Double May Care: You may be thinking of FF4
ShadowChorus: He lets you access your inventory storage and view old cutscenes in 4 and 5
brainbosh: Its just a mugshot
Justherefortherewards: "Seymooouurr!" - Tidus
artemi7: Seymour looks exactly how bad as he's suppose to look lol
Diabore: the game screencaps are kinda hmmmm
BrowneePointz: some of the FCA art is...weird
GeGeTV: There was a fat chocobo in FF9
bytecaster: Ben is anti-seymour, I hear
KhazzyB: it seems like about half of the SPG were just totally shipped in
Sorator13: Don't be racist, Ben /s
HadesLeprechaun: it looks very much like a Proxy
Zinga___: Seymour Ugliness
Professor_Colin: Principal Seymour Skinner
GDwarble: I think most of the "use in-game art" ones don't work, and the concept art can be hit-and-miss
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath do they replace cards 1:1 on rarity, or is it anything goes?
Ukon_Cairns: it looks like the much beloved final fantasy movies
Old_Salty_Sean: The new Kuja one that got revealed is horrific
couchboyj: But he steams a mean clam
Diabore: @HadesLeprechaun thats what it is, thats what feels off about it
eshplode: I'm not a big fan of the FCA frame. The art can be cool, but I just need a box behind he text
Mr_Horrible:
oh wait, "one of those commons" nvm I can't read
Sorator13: That's fair, Ben
chief10kirk: Visiting victoria for our honeymoon in early July, and recommendations?
shamblingkrenshar: A few of the renders look all right, but they are very awkward sometimes as well.
bytecaster: I'm sure it's for someone
tehfewl: but kinnan is good
Earthenone: it looks like it belongs on the cover of a prima strategy guide
Marvoleath: the lack of framing does not help
goateedave86: Ben with the hottest take of the night (He's not wrong)
powerflapjack: as someone who gave you one of said "sick custom cards i made in photoshop" i feel attacked /j
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duncantm13: But Serge! Think of how great the girlfriend would be for Terra
bennybartez: @bennybartez thanks
Zinga___: I totally would make a custom cards on photoshop deck one day.
niccus: The Playstation 2 is capable of rendering lifelike characters.
urdone7: Poor Surge is getting cut hard...
scarlet_warlock: wait, loran is in FCA Pog
artemi7: I've made an entire photoshopped Pokemon deck, so why not?
Zinga___: Wheel and deal
powerflapjack: lmao Seymour getting wheeled
goateedave86: Loving the Orzhov-esque nails Kathleen!
Zinga___: Seymour of him
bytecaster: Fixing!
artemi7: Is Kathleen on the "really spooky ladies" archtype?
Timagio: Jundnova
Timagio: vs Jenovai
bytecaster: There is no meta yet, we are still free
tehfewl: Its Torgal Tuesday!
pleonasticTautology: it's torgal tuesday friday
Earthenone: ahh a mana bear (dog)
Diabore: baby or dog?
Earthenone: !findquote baby
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Old_Salty_Sean: Good call
Mai_Andra: baby (chocobo)
realbadatthis_: They are all good dogs, Sorge
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powerflapjack: namazu, yes yes
Lord_Hosk: Kathleen, you need that one card you passed pack one pick one. it was critical to your deck succeeding .
bytecaster: Good dog!
hd_dabnado: A fine hound!
Micalovits: Damn, that foil though
eepy_Alice: TORGAL!
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
Gekyouryuu: My favorite thing about torgal in this? In the actual FFTCG, Torgal is effectively a land that lets you play ff16 cards for any mana, so he's technically a rainbow mana in both games
LucasTheDrgn:
A fine hound
goatprince: humans? what are those?
Earthenone: it fixes and ramps, who needs humans
Diabore: sounds like its time for serge to pivot
WriterRaven: Pick the Namazu, yes yes!
kumatsu: This is Thancred
powerflapjack: Greg
Sir_Louis: second hand memes
BrowneePointz: Greg-Gilgamesh. Train Suplexing
BrowneePointz: Me? GONGAGA!
bytecaster: We are gonna suplex a train!
Sogheim: I'd hate to do a nicknames TTC episode for this set
Zinga___: I hear paul, I wanna see paul
BrowneePointz: a whole bunch of them
SolarBlitz1: Torgal Tuesday is what I'm gonna name a deck next
goatprince: 'it's whatever, daddy' is not a phrase i expected paul to say today
Zinga___: Big paul stan here (it's me)
powerflapjack: the set was made by people who "Understood the Assignment
artemi7: I should make a deck where Gary and Greg can hang out
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, was zach a dog (of war?) before we saw his card and realized hes a dog?
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LucasTheDrgn: @goatprince it is a phrase i expect people to say about a number of cards in the set, though
Timagio: Cameron facing the Cost of Opportunity
Petor5: Hi
fgnsfgnsfgn: seymour guado sounds like a prank name
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Zinga___: Seymour's back lol
artemi7: Serge you have Fat Chocobo, that's as big as you need
Earthenone: Blitz?
Sorator13:
tehfewl: Tidus voice "Blitzball!"
Bugberry: another alien
NoTomToLose: Blitz?
Pinwiz11: Menderville's Commander only, right?
Mai_Andra: FFVIII flying saucers
Diabore: we'll l'cie
GredGredmansson: @Pinwiz11 yes
Zinga___: I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up
EricTheOrange: serge not knowing a card is not a unique occurance to this set
Sogheim: the ufo is one of my favorite cards of the set, but I'm a big fan of FF8
anhakha: I haven't seen all the cards. I feel it is a mistake if they don't give at least one blitzball player the blitz mechanic.
bennybartez: have the LRR team done a set review?
artemi7: They gave Sabin the Blitz mechanic
GredGredmansson: @anhakha they gave Sabin the Blitz mechanic
Sorator13: Not that one, Ben
Sorator13: not that one
Zinga___: @anhakha it did not happen.
jamwno: Play Boosters only guaranteed to have 4 colors iirc
thraximore: HA
GredGredmansson: the ones i was gung ho for didn't make it
Petor5: Is this instead of the prerelease??
goatprince: oh god
Earthenone: would you still love that charicter, even if it was a worm?
Alyssa_Swift: Oh my GOD Serge
duncantm13: Lol AMC
laikagoat:
Zinga___: Pupu is massive ramp and everyone is passing on it
eshplode: Amazing
RatherLargeToad: He’s not called See Less
Diabore: @jamwno dont think ive ever had a pack without all 5 colours, but a few where the only card of a colour is a multi
scarlet_warlock: the most iconic sandworm is the one in 5, which you need to kill to walk through the desert
duncantm13: Serge has been hitting the Water of Life
tehfewl: if nobody gets me, Paul gets me
eshplode: That's a joke just for Serge, Paul, and chat
Mr_Horrible:
@RatherLargeToad he's actually called See Fewer 
Mai_Andra: we can pivot in deckbuild
EricTheOrange: make a joke that needs so much context that no one understands
Zinga___: Is cam staring at the camera a thing
bytecaster: Game actions!
realbadatthis_: To whoever asked it, the North100 group released part 1 set review on YouTube
Desruprot:
EricTheOrange: @Zinga___ more likley he's looking at chat
Zinga___: @EricTheOrange That works, thanks.
EvilBadman:
Well twice as much impact if you draft two of them
pleonasticTautology: it's goo, not gunk
Thefluffiestguineapig: The one time I did well in a draft I took a warleader's cry and just demolished people
anhakha: This set needs more gunk.
Thadrin46: COMMUNE WITH BEAVERS SIGHTED
WrightJustice: guy speak beaver
pleonasticTautology: *shudders* beavers...
tehfewl: take the broken wings(of this set)
powerflapjack: me? gongaga
scarlet_warlock:
no Ultima 
tehfewl: Me? Gongaga
Thefluffiestguineapig: I went to cast it turn three and one of my opponents conceded in that draft
Wonderdoc: probably had too much gouda for breakfast(yes i know thats not how you pronounce it, dutch friends)
kynelwynn: Ah! Just woke up to this? How's it been going?
Sorator13: @kynelwynn pretty well! Did three rounds of sealed, and now this
Thadrin46: Commune with beavers is genuinely the card i want most in the set.
Sorator13: Wheeler did absolutely degenerate things in round 1
powerflapjack: now i am too, thanks cori
Zinga___: ur mom is in these colors
kynelwynn: I see Kathleen is repping Orzhov
powerflapjack: FREYA
Earthenone: fran!
artemi7: Suplex!
Earthenone: !sasfran
LordManiMani: Ooohhhhh Mariaaaaaa
kynelwynn: Opera House!
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aceviru: it's just a token in 2025 after all
tehfewl: chocobos
scarlet_warlock: nice fire crystal art
goatprince: this card rules. this card sucks.
powerflapjack: oh, hi garland
laikagoat: Oh
Old_Salty_Sean: YOOOOOOO Kathleen!
scarlet_warlock: kathleen wouldn't dare to steal op stuff right?
tehfewl: thats nyxbloom ancient
Zinga___: birb
Scarbble: @goatprince let's get some packs. let's get some packs.
nevyn666: that uncommon looks like a limited all star
laikagoat: Yurp
Old_Salty_Sean: Lets gooo
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scarlet_warlock: there are cool reanimation in this set tho
goatprince: commune with beavers? sounds like a thing a guy would do
nevyn666: was it buried in the floor boards? thats where i keep mine.
kyosokun: Kathleen vibe drafting
Marvoleath: !card commune with beavers
LRRbot: Commune with Beavers [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Mr_Horrible: occupation?
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: There are several examples, yeah
GhostValv:
LucasTheDrgn: My name? Demon wall. My types? Demon wall. Any questions?
Zinga___: Demon wall in ff12 inspires fear
artemi7: The secret password is Rosebud
kynelwynn: There's a Viashino iirc that's close
Ukon_Cairns: has viashino warrior been errattad?
scarlet_warlock: FF4 Demon Wall is really iconic
RatherLargeToad: secret of lizard mana
Zinga___: @scarlet_warlock also good
NekomimiNinja: "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith"
Sorator13: Sazh!
Earthenone: idk, smoke em if you got em
nevyn666: just take em all. theyll never notice the missing cards.
scarlet_warlock: Idk why they chose the 14 version, it being just a homage to 4
LucasTheDrgn: yeah FFXIV demon wall is a joke
duncantm13: Kathleen getting ready to cut Serge in an entirely different way than the last time
artemi7: Malboro Kathleen!
Wonderdoc: There are 83 cards tagged as eponymous on scryfall
tehfewl: chocobo
EvilBadman: Chat
Zinga___: Instant ramen sighted
anhakha: Just puck marlboro cos it's cool
Sorator13: Big Stinky is never bad, IMO
goatprince: take the hot one
gsyhiap: Pick the prettiest one
KaleidoscopeMind: the hottest art
artemi7: Serge noticed the missing cards!
EvilBadman: I'm too busy laughing at Kathleen and Serge cutting each other halfway
nevyn666: see. i said it and she tried to do it.
Mr_Horrible: waiting for a wailing cacophony to give advice is dicey, but maybe it'll pay off
kynelwynn: Are we the Tormenting Voices?
Earthenone:
@EvilBadman its almost like they commited to the same rare
Mr_Horrible: such a soothing track, tbh
asddsa28: oo hot guy
EvilBadman: @Earthenone Impossible
EricTheOrange: Twitch plays a MTG draft is a thing that you could do. it'd be... interesting
RetroHibiscus: there’s also brand name Coleman cooking gear
nevyn666: i actually loved 15. and i liked that quest line.
LordManiMani: Does it?
tehfewl: bartz and boko
NoTomToLose: Food... but Instant!
nevyn666: my therapist hates me.
artemi7: It's so sad that Instant Ramen isn't a Artifact - Junk Food
Earthenone: in the next un set we can get sorcery ramen
goatprince: i mean, funny sure, but i also found it so tacky, haha
powerflapjack: Butz!
tehfewl: it is an egg
goateedave86: sometimes it be hittin' sometimes it be Nissin
RatherLargeToad: it’s a food and an egg on one card
LordManiMani:
I'm mad it isn't an Instant
anhakha: I love the idea of instant ramen being a tournament viable card.
bytecaster: Does instant ramen go into Canlander food?
EricTheOrange: I mean we've had stuff like cheerleaders before so instant noodles isn't that off.
nevyn666: serge deck is looking stacked
Armoric: Junk is only a name and not type tho right?
raisins4life: this is why Cori is the best
EvilBadman: There's no "Spoony Bard" so we can't win 'em all
bytecaster: It's only mainline games
artemi7: Junk is a type tanks to Fallout
anhakha: I just want to see commentary of people talking about instant ramen
Mr_Bitterness: Nope, only the main 1 - 16
Desruprot: instant ramen, has flash because its instant
BrowneePointz: Nope. only 1-16
Dog_of_Myth: Mainline games only
kynelwynn: No non-main set cards, Cam
couchboyj: Mainline games only
goatprince: aren't there no tactics cards?
tehfewl: those aren't technically ff games
anhakha: Like if you could animate instant ramen in artifacts, and hit someone with noodles.
Sorator13: There are no cards (directly) from tactics, yeah
Zinga___: Kingdom hearts universes beyond
CrossXhunteR: @RatherLargeToad aren't eggs 1 mana, and nuts are 2?
Armoric: @goatprince Only mainline games cards
scarlet_warlock: not even 4 After Years, 7R, X-2 or 13 trilogy
RatherLargeToad: I’m sure they will put Tactics cards in the next FF set in a couple of years
Sorator13: but there may be some references via 12 and/or 14
EricTheOrange: FF legends is a saga game, and FF adventure is a secret of mana
LordManiMani: It's beautiful
aceviru: the regalia going off
SteveHeist: are we live right now or is this a prerecord?
Jnics Does Magic & Stuff: wall
ShadowChorus: We're live, but they're primarily looking at Twitch chat
SteveHeist: ok
SteveHeist: Have we seen Vivi Ornitier at all today?
SteveHeist: Have we seen Vivi Ornitier at all today?
ShadowChorus: Our precious Fireball boy has not shown up that I've seen so far.
SteveHeist: I saw Cloud Midgar show up at the beginning of the day so was curious if the Ruby Storm Fireball Boy had shown also xD
OVERKiLL!: FF:Tactics UB when‽
Leonhart321: Don't play with my heart Serge
powerflapjack: i cast murder on mickey mouse
Earthenone:
lorcana surely has dibs on kingdom hearts right?
Armoric: Did Serge pick the DFC or the rare?
shamblingkrenshar: Lorcana might want to cling to the Kingdom Hearts characters.
Leonhart321: Kingdom Heart is this ages' Chrono Trigger
niccus: pay 4 life, dismember the mouse?
LordManiMani: @earthenone use it or lose it!
Wonderdoc: if they make a disney mickey set without "goofy fyucks" its not worth it
BrowneePointz: And unfortunately the Tron Levels kinda honk
bytecaster: @niccus I'd prefer to saw the mouse in half
powerflapjack: i hit Mickey with the chainsaw
artemi7: Cut in Half Donald Duck?
Bugberry: Even recent Kingdom Hearts doesn't use much of the newer FF stuff.
ChillyCru: No PPR????
Earthenone: !ppr
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Sorator13: !ppr
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Mai_Andra: Kingdom Hearts MtG set would be canon and required to understand lore.
ztghostie: Dismember Goofy
fridgeo_: Will beavers be meta?
DeChunkandFriends: The Tron Legacy level in DDD was fun.
kynelwynn: Gaius' flavor text box is too small
goateedave86: All in the pod; What's your karaoke song of choice?
Earthenone: oops all gay anthems?
BrowneePointz: Oh that sounds like hell karaoke
pleonasticTautology: i have to duck out to see my doctor
DiscordianTokkan: Is Twitch... buffering a lot for anyone else?
ExtraCredits: if they do KH, they need to do a Zeta-flare card for donald or the fanbase will be sad
artemi7: Does Ben think we're a few days ahead?
pleonasticTautology:
see you all later!
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan it seems to be having a rough day
scarlet_warlock: Katy Perry and Ariana Grande are Final Fantasy characters btw
Dog_of_Myth: Oooof
MrSarkhan:
TheWanderingNomad: Oh nooooo
DiscordianTokkan: OK, glad to hear my internet isn't being a butt
Marvoleath: @DiscordianTokkan a few ppl said so, try refreshing / restarting app, disable low latency in advanced settings
Scarbble: hell yeah serge
NewtyNewts: Huh. What song is that?
Scarbble: and you'll be ok
powerflapjack: @scarlet_warlock not anymore, that game got discontinued
Shadowsoflife: @scarlet_warlock Katy perry?
Sogheim: how would a Kingdom Hearts set get across how often Donald refuses to heal you?
BrowneePointz: Nah i'm the opposite someone plays Chappel or any other pop and I'll kindly take a break outside
Earthenone: todays stream brought to you by the DMCA
scarlet_warlock: @Shadowsoflife yes you can see the official video on yt
OldUncleDan: Most of my go to Karioke songs are in either the R.E.M. or Talking Heads song library.
raulghoulia: @Sogheim How would Donald Duck cast zattaflare?
LordManiMani: Sorry, just have Friends on the Other Side
LoadingReadyRun: not seeing any frame drops on my end
artemi7: @Sogheim Make him a alt art for Nim Pain Artist
Scarbble: fun fact: at one point garth brooks came into the ice cream place i was working at
MatthewNetting : Randomly Now I Have Pink Pony Club Playing In My Head.
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz same. I basically listen to zero contemporary music unless in passing.
Shadowsoflife: @scarlet_warlock interesting.
Sorator13: I was very surprised and impressed by that, Serge
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had a baby sitter who played that for me every time she picked me up from school
goatprince: GOTTA break out that Jolene for kareoke
neisan2112: I heard Friends in Low Places after Every football game when I was in marching band, OKState, Go Pokes
scarlet_warlock: Gone came back
LucasTheDrgn: can you really pass up Them
Earthenone: the premir lands pilot has a choice to make
tehfewl: nobody wants triple triad? but that was the best part of 8
anhakha: Bolt the bird is a thing.
Armoric: Serge wants to splash Jenova?
Thefluffiestguineapig: My 6th grade teacher was NOT impressed when the windows got rolled down one time
Armoric: !card jenova
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, draw cards equal to its power.
RatherLargeToad: so you think you can draft this chocobo?
scarlet_warlock: Alien type
Shadowsoflife:
Really? I haven't notices
BrowneePointz: @Bugberry I listen to a lot of contemporary music. Radio Mass Market Pop is my bane
KeytarCat:
yo the overlay
Sorator13: I hope it's the Police Squad ep
sithenin: I now want to build a little robot car with a sensor on top that tells it what way to go
artemi7: Oh come on, we're not gonna use the car to push removal spells across the table?
Professor_Colin: lol
Sorator13: yesssss
Dog_of_Myth: Yessss
WriterRaven: I love this episode so much.
A_Dub888: yay
Leonhart321: Yes, the Police sketch
EricTheOrange: ahhh MY favorite episode
GredGredmansson: of course
creasehearst: the sculpture from the Wes Anderson episode
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hey! Did you get a chance to see Jacob's red mage substitute since he doesn't have an emote?
Stormgod519: MY FAV!!!
KaleidoscopeMind: i just noticed this is a slow zoom in
raulghoulia: what do they discuss in Surveil magazine?
artemi7: I LOVE the coat gag in this
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I didn't!
Stormgod519: th si intro is 10/10
jessicatheblack: Such a cute setup!
Feriority: LMAO I forgot the beacons
jessicatheblack: also... LOVE this intro
eshplode: I love the beacons
Stormgod519: lol
naysayerfgc: call dibs on emet
Stormgod519: Arrested for casting Shahrazad...
bobAkirafett: this is my favorite episode
sithenin:
GredGredmansson: between MKM and MKC, 7 creatures from previous sets were now detectives
Leonhart321: !card Arrest
LRRbot: Arrest [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Scarbble: the rotating beacon cards is such a good gag
Stormgod519: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej's read is so good
tsimehc2000: John Carpenter's Friday Nights?
Shane Portis: Alfred Hitchcock!
Dog_of_Myth:
neisan2112:
Julian_Rogue: I love how much is pracitcal
GredGredmansson: wait have i legit never known Prof's given name
eepy_Alice: omg i finally get the beacon gag
eepy_Alice: gods i'm slow
LathosTiran: tap to investigate
TheWriterAleph: i didn't register the "cameron's case" gag the first time
artemi7: @GredGredmansson Don't worry, that's just the character name.
Stormgod519: Who's on First!
Sorator13: I didn't get the "we're on Cam's case" the first few times I saw it
Shadowsoflife: @TheWriterAleph me too
naysayerfgc: @loadingreadyrun I need Emet-Selch, Unsundered
silv3r_54:
we’re on cam’s case
Stormgod519: Muffin!
GredGredmansson: Base Camp!
Redbassist:
kynelwynn: Ah! Dross cards. That's why he says Phyrexian
Sorator13:
Scarbble: mmm, tzatziki
artemi7: This is probably the most pun dense thing they've ever made lol
Armoric: Oh, I never got the dross reference
Stormgod519: the jacket bit is great
JeysieC: @artemi7 It's very Airplane!
Stormgod519: Riker moment...
Mattmitchell45: Never tell them you'll recover the Sleeve
themercenary1987: You and I are in a commander game
Sorator13: oh no, the tape
Invitare: Riker!
dumbo3k: excellent riker manuever
Slyguy46: Very good Riker Maneuver
raulghoulia: big John Kearns energy from Graham
A_Dub888: you and I are in a commander game
silv3r_54: Leslie Nielson would be proud
eepy_Alice: the fucking tape
Dumori: That poster I missed it first time
CrossXhunteR: this bit gives me 2nd hand mouth discomfort
Invitare: so this is a ribbon, right?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: how did I never notice the Riker Sit before?
Dumori: Fruit my the Mile
Mattmitchell45: Mail Snack Box gag
Scarbble: i love this episode so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: @artemi7 I would have to check some other stuff because there are some VERY pun dense things LRR has made
Armoric: I'm impressed Graham didn't choke on that one
A_Dub888: @crossxhunter bad mouth feels?
Stormgod519: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff during the live watch I saw people tlaking about it in chat and I was like "wait he did what?"
Invitare: ah yes
Earthenone: more pun dense than a newscast
Gekyouryuu: @mattmitchell45 it sure makes me gag
Stormgod519: "Front half or back half?"
Stormgod519: like, what does that mean???
Sorator13: this is my favorite part of this ep
Julian_Rogue: would it be worse if it were "left or right half?"
Wonderdoc:
the front back one always kills me
NorthstarTex: Did not catch the surveyor's tape gag payoff earlier
A_Dub888: @stormgod519 did she stutter?
Sorator13: "I don't want spoilers"
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 lol, no. Fair enough
Camthelion: @Stormgod519 yes
Stormgod519: @Camthelion thanks
Stormgod519: Thanks Paul
shamblingkrenshar: The delivery on "Cameron can see"
Stormgod519: he can count higher than 7...
bytecaster: "Cameron can see" gets me every time
Stormgod519: according the Graham
artemi7: Missie does femme fatale remarkably well.
jessicatheblack: whats an inorganic salad bar?
Stormgod519: lol
Armoric: @shamblingkrenshar And in the draft episode we learnt that Cameron can count above 7
CrossXhunteR: i like that coffee table
jessicatheblack:
Stormgod519: @jessicatheblack Yes...
Slyguy46: so geocachers
silv3r_54: LOOOOL
Stormgod519: Greece on the cubby
LucasTheDrgn: Things we have confirmed cameron can do: -count to 7 -run -see
kynelwynn: this was so well done
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: this is why Graham should have gotten a fob
raulghoulia: saddlrbac lagac
artemi7: Saddleback Lagac spotted
CrossXhunteR: this poor jacket
Camthelion: this poor coat haha
Stormgod519: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff true
Mattmitchell45: yeah, I could believe that's Cameron's cubby
NoTomToLose: Greece flag on the cubby
jessicatheblack: @Stormgod519 lol... "Good question....... next question"
Slyguy46: Hi Adam
silv3r_54:
Anubis169: where is this, florida? louisiana?
Stormgod519: Duress time...
nevyn666: guys. wotc asked me to do 3 surveys on arena. its not a glitch, im special.
artemi7: Did he just play Duress with an island?
shamblingkrenshar: The Paul bit here is exquisite.
DoomBringerIL: speaking of which... where is the Graham?? haven't seen him on stream for at least 10+ days.... all good?? @LoadingReadyRun
Anubis169:
secret location
Stormgod519: @artemi7 dw abt it...
CypherRaze: lol Poor paul
NorthstarTex: the cross talk in this is amazing
Double May Care: They were (standing) on Cameron's case
OVERKiLL!: This episode is 🔥
Mike Hasko: riiiiiKER
Shane Portis: Are they over a snack?
OVERKiLL!: when graham violently throws the jacket across the table
Shane Portis: Yes
EPGelion: The grease pit and salad bar makes me wonder if Dave's will ever become part of the Friday Nights universe
Shane Portis: Sounds healthy
silv3r_54:
fail to find
EvilBadman:
@DoomBringerIL Look at his bsky
silv3r_54: holy there’s so much to this
Anubis169:
DoomBringerIL: uhh.. yeah he's told everyone
DoomBringerIL: @EvilBadman don;t have it
DoomBringerIL: @Anubis169 tell me tell me
Stormgod519: Graham: Draw Step, Combat Step...
Juliamon: !bsky
GredGredmansson: "Is that a threat?" "he doesn't have any creatures."
CrossXhunteR: did the full uncut wheeler "magic the gathering" gif ever surface?
Anubis169:
Stormgod519: who's coke is that...
Mattmitchell45: Jared Leto sticker? Fascinating
Slyguy46: JUDGE
Stormgod519:
WriterRaven: @Stormgod519 It's powdered guns.
silv3r_54:
TheAinMAP:
silv3r_54: ewwww
Anubis169: hehehehe
artemi7: I wonder if they're gonna do the freeze frame
Professor_Colin: lol
nevyn666: serge is a rascal can confirm
Julian_Rogue: @WriterRaven I thought it was dehydrated water
Stormgod519: lol
shamblingkrenshar: "Evidence prop"
GredGredmansson: i just got flashbacks to cleaning the redemption machines at the supermarket
frank_the_great: The coat
EvilBadman: @DoomBringerIL He went to California for Riot's card game event
couchboyj: Inspired by Cosmic Encounter!
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: Icy Manipulator moment
Julian_Rogue: I love this whole episode so much. I miss this kind of gag humor ;-;
DMGlol: PLUS tip?!
Stormgod519: lol
NorthstarTex: The MACHINE!
DoomBringerIL: @EvilBadman ohhh... got it.. saw him i D-Bus last time so was a smidge worried
Stormgod519: can't just say that, G
Julian_Rogue: @DMGlol No she gave them the tip(s)
GredGredmansson: "what the hell is this episode" "It's a brief moment of mania, but that's not important right now."
DoomBringerIL: thanks!
TheWriterAleph: @Stormgod519 perchance
artemi7: The Ben Bens
Stormgod519: Jacket!
GredGredmansson: Ben and Other Ben
CypherRaze: lol that jacket
Blip2004: what did I come back to?
silv3r_54: LOL
blackroseimmortal7: the jacket bit is the best
A_Dub888: Why did Slippery Jake show you his sausage?
NorthstarTex: where do these jackets keep coming from?
CrossXhunteR: he likes drawing cards
GredGredmansson: can confirm
Slyguy46: oooh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unctuous Musk is such a great phrase
DMGlol: that tree is too happy
Scarbble: i also like the happy little tree
CrossXhunteR: bump in the night as connecting material was also missed upon me
Sorator13: Wheeler's expressions are so good there
nevyn666: wheelers face is sending me.
Armoric: @CrossXhunteR Connecting material?
Stormgod519: Witch Card! This...card?
Stormgod519: TURTLES!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Still a great bit
Slyguy46: accidently
tehfewl: what am i gonna feed all my turtles is a great line
Shane Portis: I’ll take one
OVERKiLL!: 🫢
EPGelion: The coat toss kills me
Shane Portis: Actually I think it’s incapable of murder
EPGelion: That's what all coats claim
themercenary1987: accidentely
frank_the_great: Wheeler being a bad guy continuity
Stormgod519: the "Who's on First" of it all is amazing
artemi7: Just wish he had turtles in the last episodes
realbadatthis_: Stealing turtles at he park seems like a questionably legal man bit
TheWriterAleph: "T: Investigate"
nevyn666: when he "i really really dont" i felt that
Stormgod519: oh wow the letter magnets...
DMGlol: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth:
3schr: Is this a full watch through of the season?
NorthstarTex: and now for the bit
duncantm13: Oh my god Cam just sleeving in the background
Stormgod519: and hold...........
silv3r_54: GOTTEM
Thefluffiestguineapig: That line is very good
powerflapjack: quality 1312 joke
GredGredmansson: and the Police Squad ending
artemi7: Love the freeze grame
Anubis169: Eyy, police squad finish!
Sorator13:
suprhero7: that line is so fire
Redbassist:
Sarah_Serinde: 3schr No, just filling time while people build draft decks
duncantm13: Cam still moving XD
silv3r_54:
IslandersCaper:
Stormgod519: Alex in 30 seconds...
CharredSpark:
sithenin: Great episode
silv3r_54: this is like persona5
Mr_Bitterness: Love that bass line
Sarah_Serinde: Big props to Graham and Paul for holding this *the whole time*
Blip2004: needs more random chaos in the background
3schr: Oh darn, I missed the drafting. I'll have to catch it on VoD
Armoric: We they allowed to blink during this time?
dagoth__ur_: how did gram stop time locally?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @duncantm13 Yup, and Paul's coat is too because they are just holding in that pose
Sorator13: to be clear, this is /not/ CGI magic; they really are standing there just like that
accountmadeforants: Ah, *now* I see them blinking. Well done, lads.
Stormgod519: @dagoth__ur_ they are just holding still
Sarah_Serinde:
artemi7: Aww no Alex
Stormgod519: so good
tehfewl: nice fade to black
NorthstarTex:
awww
WriterRaven: @dagoth__ur_ Cam is taking extra turns to re-sleeve his deck.
IslandersCaper: that freeze frame was very impressive lol
duncantm13: @dagoth__ur_ Burning cadmium
scarlet_warlock: what
GredGredmansson: This is a hallmark of the show Police Squad, usually whatever prisoner they caught would just look around at the frozen cops and leave the set
silv3r_54:
couchboyj:
Anubis169:
this is my... blaaaaank screeeeeeeeen
Sarah_Serinde:
Pity we didn't get the rest of the credits but hey, you know where to find them if you want to rewatch it
Anubis169:
WAH 
dagoth__ur_: @WriterRaven that tracks
Stormgod519: wow that focus
scarlet_warlock: everythings got dark so quickly
NewtyNewts: Focus!
rosesmcgee:
Alex didn't give permission to use his likeness for these rebroadcasts
Redbassist:
Anubis169: Hello!
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silv3r_54: James the professional
Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Anubis169:
TheWriterAleph: GAH my eyes!!
GhostValv: D:
CrossXhunteR: magic as richard garfield intended
Anubis169: Can't see a thing Cap'n
silv3r_54: wowwww
kumatsu: the match has phased out
KaleidoscopeMind: perfect!
NewtyNewts: Ooh, 110p
Sorator13: lordy, I feel you Serge
blackroseimmortal7: wait I liked it that way
Thefluffiestguineapig: My eyes are almost that bad!
GredGredmansson: go birds
Stormgod519: @NewtyNewts probably closer to 1.1p
realbadatthis_: hit that 160p
GhostValv: go birds
Camthelion: just saw James' nails. nice!
Slyguy46: Boostie!
Anubis169: Boostie live!
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / • Blizzaga — {5}{U} — Target creature's owner shuffles it into their library.
scarlet_warlock: come on birdie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boooostiiiieeeesss
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
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LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Put Zack Fair's counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature.
Stormgod519: ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Omnipotent (front: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress) | Legendary Creature — Nightmare Warlock [7/7] | Menace / Time Compression — When this creature transforms into Ultimecia, Omnipotent, take an extra turn after this one.
Stormgod519: flip a deez?
scarlet_warlock: chocobo aetherift raceway
LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Stormgod519: oh wow
Sorator13: yessss
NorthstarTex: oh that's nice
artemi7: Damn I need her
Zinga___: sooo good
Sorator13: thqat's SO cool
DMGlol: Big sad they don't also have partner
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
bbblehh: the serge foil
Anubis169: Oerba Yun Fang
Stormgod519: why does Serge get his own foil?
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game." / III — Hall of Sorrow — Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.
AllTheWeasels: Surge foil is a winner. I'm glad they've continued to use it instead of having it as a one-off
insanecat6mtg: They brought back Meld?!
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, cant read the art for ragnarok because its on the back of the other card lul
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, draw cards equal to its power.
artemi7: Serge is such a good boy they gave him his own foil
An_IRL_Rabbit: Oooh, I love that Odin
Irsaan: That fang is almost $250 US
scarlet_warlock: Alien
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
blackroseimmortal7: golbez is canlander playable?
Stormgod519: oh, bonus sheet
DMGlol:
ff14
LRRbot: Stiltzkin, Moogle Merchant [W] | Legendary Creature — Moogle [1/2] | Lifelink / {2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.
Sorator13: oh that is Gorgeous
Stormgod519: @blackroseimmortal7 maybe
Mr_Bitterness: It's John Finalfantasy
Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaaa
Anubis169: Siltzkin!!!
couchboyj: Prerelease single prices are even less real than birds
Stormgod519: cuuuuuuuuute
Bugberry: love this art style
Anubis169:
GhostValv:
cute
A_Dub888: FFIX?
KaleidoscopeMind: a Friend!
eepy_Alice: stiltzkin!
blackroseimmortal7: @Stormgod519 in what deck?
Marvoleath: the woodblock showcase
Redbassist:
scarlet_warlock: stiltzkin best commander
kid_flashionable: STILTZKIN!!
nevyn666: that art is so good
Stormgod519: @blackroseimmortal7 I mean, Serge has some ideas; I have not looked into this set so I don't know
goatprince: ff17....?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That looks like it would fit in style wise into some Bloomburrow decks
Sorator13: Final Fantasy 17?
goatprince: ff17...?
Chichen: serge: ff17
BrowneePointz: Also a lot of these Pre-Order Prices are very fake cuz of Scalping etc
eepy_Alice: i love final fantasy 17
DarkNacht: Serge is from the future
IslandersCaper: I think you're in the future there, serge
raisins4life: serge just leaked the next game don't worry twitch chat
Ukon_Cairns: golbez looks real neat with channel creatures, of which theres like, 4
artemi7: Serge has inside FFXVII knowledge
Shane Portis: Unless they are on the rack
Double May Care: cmoooon full length freeze frame
Daniel Of Course: who turned out the lights
EPGelion: "The Rack." Another name for cocaine.
Kade Shea: The fact that that shot was one take is wild
Shane Portis: Don’t you mean “coat” cain?
789654123654789: But the out-of-focus is CRT-accurate!
LRRbot: Ice Magic [1U] | Instant | Tiered / • Blizzard — {0} — Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Blizzara — {2} — Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their l…
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Zack Fair [W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [0/1] | Zack Fair enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Sacrifice Zack Fair: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.…
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress [3UB] (back: Ultimecia, Omnipotent) | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/5] | Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your end step, you ma…
LRRbot: Ultimecia, Omnipotent (front: Ultimecia, Time Sorceress) | Legendary Creature — Nightmare Warlock [7/7] | Menace / Time Compression — When this creature transforms into Ultimecia, Omnipotent, take an…
LRRbot: Fang, Fearless l'Cie [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
tsimehc2000: Serge Foil
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Odin [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Knight [5/3] | I — Gungnir — Destroy target creature an opponent controls. / II — Zantetsuken — This creature gains "Whenever this creature dea…
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creatur…
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Stiltzkin, Moogle Merchant [W] | Legendary Creature — Moogle [1/2] | Lifelink / {2}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of another target permanent you control. If they do, you draw a card.
Bugberry: Serge is Warking it.
alchemistsavant: love the nails, james!
Chichen: gyatt!
BrowneePointz: Gee-ott
KaleidoscopeMind: serge pricing
KeytarCat: I like the low res mana symbols
Alyssa_Swift: I've come from the future, FF17 is another MMO
AutonomousTurtle: gyatt?!
Stormgod519: Gioted...
GredGredmansson: oh my giott
couchboyj: Lali ho
red_shoes_jeff: LALI HO!
Stormgod519: Dammit Serge!
tehfewl: lali ho indeed
RatherLargeToad: Lali ho!
Anubis169: Lali Ho or Rally Ho, discuss
WriterRaven: @couchboyj The heck did you call me?! =P
Leonhart321: Lali-ho
Stormgod519: @Anubis169 no, o-riely...
kid_flashionable:
Hyatt king of the dwarves 
WriterRaven: A lali-ho gets a lali-ho!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Anubis169 Larry Ho
Sorator13:
Tokens aren't real, though
kid_flashionable: *Gyatt
DMGlol:
it isn't a real card
ztghostie: well he said RW birds aren't real, that is clearly a green bird
Robot_Bones: land based surveillance modules
GhostValv: gottem
wulfram77: Birds are at least as real as dragons
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
RatherLargeToad: So you think you can raise this chocobo?
eepy_Alice: rabanasty
Anubis169:
aww
Stormgod519: two bird...
goatprince: does james have a stone?
DMGlol: they're so cute
tehfewl: gotta have 2 birds to make more birds
Stormgod519: Ian is about to show up
nglorioso:
scarlet_warlock: we raisin
artemi7: Wait there is multiple chocobo token art?!
Sorator13: those are Such good tokens
nevyn666: 2 mana for 2/2 is good stuff
dumbo3k: Kweh
Falannt: Hi everyone, hi @LoadingReadyRun
Marvoleath: are those really birds if they cant fly? It's the non flying dragons all over again
Anubis169: greetings Falannt!
eepy_Alice: Kweh!
Mattmitchell45: We advise that you challenge James's perception of the world during your own Prereleases
lirazel64: Wark!
couchboyj: Samba de Choboco intensifies
nevyn666: @Marvoleath chocobo dont fly
WriterRaven: Kweh!
blackroseimmortal7: is serge gruul aggro splashing jenova?
BrowneePointz: @Marvoleath you....you know flightless birds exist right?
Feriority: @Marvoleath Are you saying penguins aren't birds?
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
The_Voices: @nevyn666 yes, some can
Zinga___: Paul POG
DMGlol:
true tokens aren't real cards
fridgeo_: Birds aren't scary till the balloons appear
EricTheOrange: wark is pre FF9 where the translation changed to kweh
nevyn666: @The_Voices usually through selective breeding.
AdamYMHMI: @Marvoleath There are some Cassowary outside who want a word with you.
Marvoleath: (yes chat, I do know about chickens, or emus)
Sorator13: @BrowneePointz never trigger the fight or flight response ofa flightless bird
nevyn666: @Marvoleath how about turkeys? or ostriches? or dinosaurs?
Stormgod519: what did you call me Serge?
Anubis169: the greatest earworm ever to grace the series
Marvoleath:
@Sorator13 that's a good one
kid_flashionable: @erictheorange I never realized that FF9 was the first Kweh mention!
Alyssa_Swift: I can't believe Hill Gigas is a giant, but isn't a Hill Giant
blackroseimmortal7: kathleen is a prophet
Mr_Horrible: I like that they immortalized the jumpscare of everyone who played 6 in the flavor text
LoadingReadyRun: @EricTheOrange Maybe the Chocobos in FF9 speak a different language
Mr_Horrible: I remember walking around and getting dirted out by one of these jerks
Stormgod519: aight chat, I gotta go. Take care all!
Stormgod519:
Mr_Horrible: it's population culling, Serge
kid_flashionable: They suuuucked to deal with in Zozo for sure
Stormgod519: holy moly..........
gameslayer013: WOWWWWW
Anubis169: wow
DeM0nFiRe:
EricTheOrange: so ya know it's a wash
Mr_Horrible:
so who's to say if he's good or bad
IslandersCaper:
Stormgod519: aight, on that note, I'm out
tehfewl: killed a bird? but birds aren't real. checkmate
artemi7: I hate that flavortext because it's not someone lying from Zozo
IslandersCaper: it all balances out
JKBalch: That's the price of killing the bird. First you must raise thousands for cancer
eepy_Alice: that goobbue is so fucking happy
Sorator13: Chat, is there a card for Alpha (the chocobo from FF14)?
TheWriterAleph: subscribe chocobo facts
Leonhart321: Kathleen, no
Mr_Bitterness: @Sorator13 No, unfortunately
Zinga___: @Sorator13 There is not as far as I've seen.
3schr: !card Alpha
LRRbot: Found 21 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Mr_Horrible: "How I mustered up the courage to take a life I'll never know"
kid_flashionable: @sorator13 haven't seen but wouldn't be surprised if it shows up!
Sorator13: sadness. thanks!
WriterRaven: unsubscribe chocofacts
shamblingkrenshar: @Sorator13 No though they have a chocobo on Arena that looked a lot like him
3schr: One does not simply pick up the blade
alchemistsavant: @WriterRaven as a part of our opposite day celebration, you are now permanently subscribed to chocofacts! enjoy facts about our favorite, completely real and not fake birds.
kid_flashionable: Also James' nail color is great!
LRRbot: Rabanastre, Royal City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
tsimehc2000: Flavor text by Charles Addams
Mr_Horrible: @shamblingkrenshar to be fair, Alpha is basically the same art style and model as the chocobo protag from the Mystery Dungeon games (I may not have the name right, but)
3schr: Can James show off the nails?
nymistrya: I love James' nails, they are very similar to the color my wife and I painted our baby room
IslandersCaper: I didn't notice the nails until now, but agreed it's a great colour!
Julian_Rogue: James is that a garmin instinct watch?
Flugel_Fox: anyone know what sleeves Serge is using? love that color
kid_flashionable: @nymistrya that's so sweet!
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible I think you got the name right. Though more importantly, yeah you are right he does look that way.
OharaRenji:
I doubt I'm the first to say it, but these overlays are so sick 
RockPusher:
Chichen: Are we sure those birds arent proxies? I'm pretty sure birds arent real
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
johnnylongtorso: birds aren't real... because James murdered them all
Mattmitchell45: Real aren't Birds
NewtyNewts: A quinoa?
goatprince: gotta love quina
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Sorator13: @BrowneePointz look, it's closer than I expected Serge to get
Mr_Horrible: @OharaRenji every time I notice them I just think "damn, good work, Paul" all over again
RatherLargeToad:
shamblingkrenshar: I hope James never has to deal with a red chocobo. He'll learn how real birds are fast.
Mangledpixel: blitz?
Anubis169:
Blitz? Blitz....?
scarlet_warlock: BLITZBALL?
red_shoes_jeff: Blitz?
RatherLargeToad: are there any official frog tokens?
Mr_Horrible: if this were accurate it would only flip after 75 turns
artemi7: Serge over here doing all these sidequests wguke getting punched for 8
niccus: gonna wait until postgame to finish these sidequests
kid_flashionable: The best worst sport quest in final fantasy
OharaRenji:
@Mr_Horrible 
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s_gmusic: @shamblingkrenshar we don't speak of red chocobo. we don't speak of red chocobo. we don't speak of red chocobo. we don't speak of red chocobo. we don't speak of red chocobo. >.>
tehfewl: show us the frogs please
Sorator13: If we don't get to see the flipsides of the sidequests during the game, can you show them off after?
Anubis169: Raisin Birds?
Mr_Bitterness: The frog token have Quina in the background
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Tai114: Key-na
Mattmitchell45: Is MSQ a 14 term? Suddenly everyone is saying it
kid_flashionable:
Serge isn't wrong on what I do while playing FFXIV
Zinga___: @Sorator13 look it up, the card is available online in a multitude of places.
An_IRL_Rabbit: Soft C, yeah
AllTheWeasels: excited to play White Auracite in canlander
red_shoes_jeff: @Anubis169 Two scoops of RAISIIIINS...
eepy_Alice: @Mattmitchell45 yeah that's from xiv
Mr_Bitterness: @Mattmitchell45 Yes
WriterRaven: @Mattmitchell45 It's short for 'Main Scenario Quests' in FFXIV, yeah.
Shadowsoflife: @Mr_Bitterness Yes
s_gmusic: @Mattmitchell45 yeah. it stands for "Main Story Quest"
Sorator13: @Mattmitchell45 The term might predate 14, but it's definitely used a lot in 14, yeah
RatherLargeToad: sadness
3schr: I just noticed the damage counters. Amazing!
goatprince: c a t
DMGlol: flying cat takes down those fake flightless birds easy
tehfewl: flying cat vs nonflying birds
Anubis169: mrow
Mai_Andra: Oh, excellent. I was hoping gaelicat would be in the set.
Mr_Horrible: gaelicat beating the crap out of a hovermyr
Anubis169:
Behemoth
Sorator13: b e h e m o t h
kid_flashionable:
tehfewl: big boy
Mr_Horrible:
famed bird, Behemoth
artemi7: What is Kathleen's evalution of the cute flying cat art?
Ukon_Cairns: birds, famed for their punching
50keyz:
@Marvoleath
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
s_gmusic: WOO! Nice to see that I'm not the only James out there that plays their library horizontal like that!
s_gmusic: ⎝(^ヮ^)⎠
tehfewl: 1 less
Anubis169: nicely done
kid_flashionable:
iris_of_ether:
KeytarCat: hehehe
Zinga___: A point for birds not real
nevyn666: good game.
EricTheOrange: I think that fanfare is the version from 6 but I can'
Tai114: Bird spells
TheWriterAleph:
An_IRL_Rabbit: Rock works pretty well
kid_flashionable: I think you're right @erictheorange
omegaphoenix117: Did anyone get Terra?
Chichen: is that why Wile E couldnt catch the road runner? because it was a government drone?
johnnylongtorso: Kentucky Fried Chocobo
LoadingReadyRun: @EricTheOrange correct!
Mr_Horrible: @artemi7 feels like one of the SNES ones, yeah
Marvoleath: I was told one stone is enough for two birds
tsimehc2000: "Are you wondering how I got these birds?"
OldUncleDan: 12 Gauge does the job in most cases.
Julian_Rogue: Otowa, canada
NorthstarTex: I mean my car collided with a harrier once >.<'
kumatsu: I did just drive past the Warner Bros tower last week....
vinewood_og: i'm not falling for that TWICE
kid_flashionable: Yaaay!
AdamYMHMI: I think the best way to kill a flightless fast bird is a pile of birdseed with an anvil suspended over it
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacri…
Double May Care: they added QU
LRRbot: Sidequest: Play Blitzball [2R] (back: World Champion, Celestial Weapon) | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / At the end…
Double May Care: as a creature type
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you cont…
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: the Protagonist of 6 Serge
BrowneePointz: *glares*
EvilBadman: Serge has her
Bugberry: !card terra
LRRbot: Found 35 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Mangledpixel: you cannot possibly say you've never bolted a bird, Serge
Mr_Horrible: she's from hit Canadian sketch comedy show Red Green?
realbadatthis_: Didn't some other distributor pick up ACME vs Coyote?
bobAkirafett: @realbadatthis_ they were inquiring about it, not sure if they actually did
AllTheWeasels: Kathleen's expression there
Cptasparagus: @realbadatthis_ supposedly
Justherefortherewards: 1963, it seems
Mr_Horrible: serge you can't say that in front of this many people
Anubis169: Serge, yours is a derivative work, you're fine
Mr_Horrible: especially this community
OldUncleDan: It was from the 60's. By the Minnesota group The Trashmen.
Bugberry: Everything keeps getting older
razorswift: so 80+ years
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
razorswift: wait
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viowof: A TV is the thing to the left to you, Serge.
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bennybartez: Have you heard about the bird?
RayFK: We're exactly even between 1950 and 2100
RayFK: Yikes
RayFK: Glad to contribute
vinewood_og: THE HORROR
darkcyril: @RayFK Take it back.
Mr_Horrible: I was at my sink and heard that and retched a little
NorthstarTex: time keeps happening...the ultimate cosmic horror
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bennybartez: B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
h3rsh3yb4r: i watched rocky horror picture show the other day and realized it was a half century old
KeytarCat: Pronouncing this Jellicat
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
nymistrya: Luckily I don't believe in that made up science like Time and space.
Chichen: that counts
Anubis169: FF1 was released in 1987. The time between FF1 releasing for the NES and now, is the same amount of time as between 1949 and 1987
razorswift: monkeys paw
Dog_of_Myth: It is a land
NorthstarTex: close enough
TheWriterAleph: *monkey paw*
Sorator13: you didn't specify!
tehfewl: me? gongaga
Chichen: Me? Gongaga.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
kid_flashionable: Me? Gongaga
TheWriterAleph: @razorswift curses!
KeytarCat: ah, Gongaga :'(
Marvoleath: moun-town
bennybartez: @h3rsh3yb4r It's astounding Time is fleeting
Sorator13: Still dying at that pronunciation
hd_dabnado: a bird in the hand is worth a frog in the bush?
artemi7: Serge that's not her name :~:
LunchB0x_13: me? gongaga? it’s more likely than you think
RetroHibiscus: taste similar
BrowneePointz: Birds like to eat Frogs
Blip2004: Quina eats frogs...
Tai114: No she eat frog!
Anubis169: LOL
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Dog_of_Myth:
GredGredmansson: Frog and Bird are Friends
OldUncleDan: Many birds find frogs tasty.
kid_flashionable: Yummy frog
vinewood_og:
Anubis169: brrd
Bugberry: I wish I could stay for the whole thing, but I'm all the way in Europe so goodnight yall.
NorthstarTex: wark
BrowneePointz: A 2nd Bird has hit the Aerith
Tai114: Call that mountain a Chocobo
dumbo3k: Kweh
TheWanderingNomad: A second bird has hit the battlefield
artemi7: Can we see the frog token?
bennybartez: A well a don't you know about the bird?
realbadatthis_: Night bugberry
tehfewl: Serge you have to call the bird
LoadingReadyRun: Call the Mountain, Chocobo
WriterRaven: forg!
GredGredmansson: and a frog
plaidanddrpepper: frog, well known birds
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Mangledpixel: tasty tasty frog
goatprince: i'm gonna drop the frog so hard
Anubis169: F F F four fourth frog...
RatherLargeToad:
Tai114: Ominous Quina
artemi7: Serge hopping off
Mr_Horrible: but James *is* razing chocobos
SquareDotCube: What we're learning here is that despite being a RPG lover, Serge hasn't played FF
MrPipboy3000: Why is that frog token posing like an instagram model?
kid_flashionable: Quina menacingly standing in the background
red_shoes_jeff: @plaidanddrpepper You know what they call frogs, don'tcha? "Chicken of the Swamp."
heyitsduckman: Play Threebird!
Zanzal_S: This is currently... a bird!
Chichen: UNLEASH ULTIMA
WriterRaven: Sabotender ping.
BrowneePointz: an Aristophanes worth of Birds and Frogs even Kathleen
Tai114: Settle the Wreckage
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
tehfewl: 1 less
stormcooper256: cost 1 less
Chichen: 1 less james
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
Articerile: I'd say use Plummet, but that's what Wile Coyote does all the time, mostly off of cliffs.
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Famous Stranger: incase it comes up. they've changed how sagas work. if a saga doesn't have lore countera i.e urza saga it won't have to be sacrificed
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Famous Stranger: like I said if it comes up
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacri…
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you cont…
Articerile: Obligatory "play Three Bird" joke
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner…
realbadatthis_: @Tai114 settle the WARKage?
stormcooper256: yay, he got there!
EmteeAK: Serge and his Frog-tourage
bennybartez: … I can be your hero, baby I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my very breath away
Mr_Horrible: 3 birds and 2 goobues, still no reach
artemi7: I feel like this cat is secretly cracked
TheWriterAleph: cool nails, James
Anubis169: Chonky Booooooy~~
tehfewl: Chocky Cho
Tai114: Saga Bird
goatprince: he's fat chocobo, lord of chocobo's paradise
red_shoes_jeff: Wark wark!
Anubis169: Chonkobo has entered the battlefield
Dog_of_Myth:
ehmdeekay: Oh, the Chinese Promotional KFC raid Chocobo (SAVAGE)
Tai114: Serge that's not bird that's frog
artemi7: I'm going to lose so many games forcing Chocobos in draft
3schr: SAME
dumbo3k: @artemi7 but you'll have the moral victory
Anubis169: lol
Zinga___: Don't worry, it'll WARK
GegitRest: Sidequest does something with enough birds?
cmdrud87: !feed
Zinga___: yes with four
cmdrud87: !next
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red_shoes_jeff: (Fifteen minute guitar solo)
dumbo3k: @GegitRest at 4 birds when main phase hits
TheWonko: doesn't Serge have enough birds to transform the sidequest?
johnnylongtorso: all kiwis and emus here
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
GegitRest: @dumbo3k Nice
artemi7: Sidequest flips during upkeep
RatherLargeToad: Betrayal!
RockPusher: Just like NZ, Serge birbs weak to predators
niccus: at saga phase
WriterRaven: Can confirm, NZ has sword cats everywhere.
RayFK: 5 birds
RayFK: Saga is a bird
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
GredGredmansson: why did Serge draw a card from sacking a Frog
Marvoleath: The only flying birds in the set are made by Hermes from the commander deck
Marvoleath: all other do not fly (excluding reprints)
GredGredmansson: Quina gets a counter, you don't get a card
EricTheOrange: James bout to get killed by things that don't exist
KeytarCat: !card quina
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
nymistrya: Build your own Birder-hoof
Mr_Horrible: @EricTheOrange not that uncommon in magic, tbh
GredGredmansson:
Cptasparagus: Titanfall 3: Birdfall
Wolfstrike_NL: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 3:13 PM
Wolfstrike_NL: Sure is past eleven, so yea, Serge's turn to do maths
An_IRL_Rabbit: Math is for blockers
Anubis169: stampede
dumbo3k: Wark!
TheWriterAleph: wark wARK
artemi7: James just died in commander, geeze
Mr_Horrible: go birds
tehfewl: go birds
couchboyj: Craterhoof Chocobo
Zinga___: Choco burn!
red_shoes_jeff: WARK WARK!
GredGredmansson:
chat judges, can someone ask Serge to reread Quina?
Anubis169: NOOOOO
RayFK: I want Buldak
BusTed: 👀
Martin Kaca: all these birds but can't block flyers
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Articerile: Go Birds
TheFluffiestZinogre: BIRD UP
RayFK: Serge come to America and get me Buldak
TinyAwoo: Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Tai114: Lava Chicken
nymistrya: @Wolfstrike_NL Hes gotta renegotiate that rider
WriterRaven: Kugane Fried Chocobo?
artemi7: Do Red Chocobos taste natrually spicy?
RayFK: Uh ohhhhhh cheeeeeseeeeeey
jnics23: Serge don't forget to flip the bird back if you didnt
EvilBadman: @RayFK 0 days
red_shoes_jeff: "WHERE are they getting 'KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN' in Midgar!?"
RayFK: I'M A LITTLE BUSY KATHLEEN
viowof: there's a lot of Buldak in Orange County, CA
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Zinga___: Canada, US, same continent same dif
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EricTheOrange: Do Birds like Ostriches or Cassowarys taste like chicken?
thefluffiestzinogre: Costco carries buldak
tehfewl: theres a korean fried chicken place right across the street, i might have to go
RayFK: Clearly not
Anubis169: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: savage
RockPusher:
kumatsu: Just have buldak at the wedding
RayFK: But hey 3 spots just opened up
EricTheOrange:
BusTed:
@RayFK
ralphthellama: My grocery store carries Carolina Reaper cheese, that has a bit of a kick
RayFK: Oh no Serge, you're out
artemi7: Good to see that Paul is still invited
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Cutriss: Strangely here in MTL most of the grocery stores stopped selling ramen and started carrying Buldak instead
Thefluffiestguineapig: @artemi7 Would you ever risk the wrath of Paul?
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
Zinga___: Bomb-bird-dier
viowof: I have absolutely seen a small child in a chocobo costume go up an escalator in a mall
johnnylongtorso: time for Serge's desperation attack
viowof: probably, it was a Korean mall
LoadingReadyRun: @viowof was it adorable?
Chichen: hot lava chicken
Zinga___: Chocobo leg does sound very good
viowof: it was _very_ adorable
Mr_Bitterness: Red chocobos will rain meteors on your head
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
Mai_Andra: They're spicy when alive, too. They left so many bodies...
artemi7: Thank you Kathleen
omegaphoenix117: I always said Quinn-uh
Zinga___: SERGE the heck
GredGredmansson: i said quina too
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
neatnamebro: serge moment
RayFK: Serge what the fuck man
GredGredmansson: quinn-uh
Anubis169: kwee-na? the japanese is ku-i-na 'cause it's a word pun
TheWriterAleph: snerge
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tehcrashxor: snerge
RockPusher:
LordManiMani: Queen-a Kwen for me
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
ChaoticObserver: Snerge is here
googoltudoris: sergesplaining
Sorator13: It's pronounced "Susan"
couchboyj: Serge, the Heck
Leonhart321: Snerge the true Final Boss of this draft
EricTheOrange: Kathleen is right, Serge is in a mood today.
Mai_Andra: (クイナ・クゥエン, Kuina Kūen)
Tai114: Seems like Serge is the! 7
Wonderdoc: I will no longer defend Serge if he gets bullied by James in commander
tehfewl: serge might wanna read that card again
Anubis169: ^can eat, cannot eat
AdamYMHMI: That's each creature isn't it?
Zinga___: Quina deserve your respect
Tai114: Buldak
Mr_Horrible: @LordManiMani yeah, that was my take back in the day
spicyFerret_: Chocobo Meat is a quest item in XIV: Heavensward.
SDust:
wrong fire spell 
nightsreach: fire magic is AoE
RoastedGravy: As long as Serge doesn't pronounce Rinoa like Reen-WAH
viowof: ""Quina" ("kuina") means "Eat!" in Japanese."
GredGredmansson:
wait Fire Magic doesn't target
plaidanddrpepper: each?
Diabore: the kweh kweh step
Chichen: EACH creature
EricTheOrange: @RoastedGravy HAH, that's how I'm pronouncing her name now
GredGredmansson: Silly Serge thought that was Shock
googoltudoris: @viowof is hat like a pun in japanese, or is it more like naming your dog "dog"?
googoltudoris: *that
Mr_Horrible: yeah, in the set, Thunder is the shock, Fire is the 'clasm
tehfewl: thunder magic is the shock
MartonyTho:
Imagine reading cards
Marvoleath: that's thunder magic
bytecaster: You were thinking of lightning magic
EricTheOrange: Look serge doesn't READ cards
goatprince: serge, if you're gonna play a card you gotta read it
artemi7: Which mode did he pick?
viowof: @googoltudoris It's a pun, I don't think you're supposed to eat Qu's.
kumatsu: searched the library? No fix
GredGredmansson:
while we are here, can we reread Quina again, since I think that was misplayed last turn too
GredGredmansson: last game*
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacri…
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damag…
robin morrison: each?
Zack Hennings: each creature aerge
Sam Moyer: how did surge kill a 2/2 with 2 damage to each crature?
thibautcarloz: fire magic does dmg to each creatures Serge
Sam Moyer: itt's not lightning magic
robin morrison: READING
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
RoastedGravy: Unfortunately Quina doesn't have a Gour-MAY ability.
Diabore: and the activated?
GredGredmansson: the rest of it?
bytecaster: Mistakes happen, cards are new
Tai114: The sacrifice ability
tehcrashxor: Thunder Magic is what you were thinking of
Diabore: pretty sure you drew last game off it serge
EricTheOrange: lightning magic does what you think fire magic does
redrumekki: the activated was misplayed, serge drew, instead of putting the counter on it
Marvoleath: !card thunder magic
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: serge there's more text on the card
RayFK: Yes but that's from last game chat
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
RoastedGravy: Yeah, it's weird.
RayFK: Chill
Mangledpixel: it's the second ability - apparently you drew a card rather than putting a counter on it before?
eepy_Alice: Me? Thundaga.
RoastedGravy: Usually in FF Thunder is the spread spell, not fire.
Juliamon: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
Zanzal_S: 5 mana for 1 mana!
Anubis169: (squeak)
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: in some games only the -ra and -ga levels can hit multiple targets, too, with the base version being single target
artemi7: Making Fire the AoE does fit for Magic with Pyroclasms, though
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Equip {1}
Mr_Horrible: @RoastedGravy to be fair, in most entries you can just multi-target whatever from the jump
Orxolon: good evening everybody,i summon Bahamut
Mr_Horrible: certainly not for that damned shopkeeper, Kathleen
Marvoleath: @Orxolon woah there, 9 mana right away?!
artemi7: Trample and Haste is a beating, whew
eepy_Alice: lunky? is it cosmic ocean time?
bytecaster: Should have made Hill Gigas a Hill Giant!
Orxolon: @Marvoleath is there a card of him!?cooolll
RoastedGravy: Nah, we don't need to powercreep Hill Giant
Marvoleath: !card summon: behemoth
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Marvoleath: dang it
Marvoleath: but there is
Wolfstrike_NL: @Orxolon I trap them in the moon
GredGredmansson: !card coliseum behemoth
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RoastedGravy: Bahamut
Orxolon:
@Wolfstrike_NL aaawwww
KeytarCat: !card bahamut
LRRbot: Did you mean: Summon: Bahamut; Acolyte of Bahamut
eepy_Alice: !card Summon: Bahamut
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KeytarCat: !card Summon: Bahamut
artemi7: James does it again lol
GredGredmansson: the currrrrrse
realbadatthis_: !card Summon: Bahamut; Acolyte of Bahamut
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RoastedGravy: Classic James Turner
dumbo3k: !card summon: bahamut
LRRbot: Summon: Bahamut [9] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Dragon [9/9] | I, II — Destroy up to one target nonland permanent. / III — Draw two cards. / IV — Mega Flare — This creature deals damage equal to the total mana value of other permanents you control to each opponent. / Flying
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As long as Cloud is equipped, if an ability of Cloud or an Equipment attached to it triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
RoastedGravy: Ah Clod
johnnylongtorso: a puffy white cloud
Tai114: Proud Clod
EricTheOrange: @realbadatthis_ those are 2 diferent cards, the card reader can only do one at a time
RoastedGravy: Clod Strafe
Timagio: Kweh!
MAPBoardgames: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
susucr: birding it up
nymistrya: Now thats a character arc
Chartle: bird up!
artemi7: Serge drafting the perfect deck
tehfewl: bartz
GhostValv: a murder of chocobos
Timagio: BIRD UP
dumbo3k: Kweh!
bytecaster: Birdfall sounds like a fun deck for arena standard
Strebenherz: button!
Uniclonus: Birbs
EricTheOrange: yeah the grull chocobos deck the grixis spells deck and the boros eqiupment deck seem fun
tehfewl: i do enjoy draft magic
Marvoleath: There is a Bant Chocobo legend that cares about birbd
realbadatthis_: @EricTheOrange Ah, I was just copying and pasting the one time it had a reply to people's bahamut prompts
vinewood_og:
Cutriss: also Bahamut, Warden of Light
EricTheOrange: I wanna see someone dome someone else out wioth wizard tokens
Cutriss: !card Bahamut, Warden of Light
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dumbo3k:
@realbadatthis_ So what you are saying *squints at name* is you are real bad at this.
LRRbot: Quina, Qu Gourmet [2G] | Legendary Creature — Qu [2/3] | If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead. / {2}, Sacri…
Sam Moyer: did he not sac a token to draw a card earlier as well?
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
Kade Shea: thunder magic is what serge is mixing it up with
Sam Moyer: when does the bomb grow?
LRRbot: Crystal Fragments [W] (back: Summon: Alexander) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / {5}{W}{W}: Exile this Equipment, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner…
LRRbot: Cloud, Midgar Mercenary [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Mercenary [2/1] | When Cloud enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / As …
Sam Moyer: oh did they record the draft?
OVERKiLL!: GGs
Martin Kaca: it was live
Martin Kaca: can go back and watch it later
Cutriss: !card Dion, Bahamut’s Dominant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
realbadatthis_: @dumbo3k for now
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
BiggPapaValk: commercial with a cat and the cat wasnt flying... fake news
TheWriterAleph: @LRRbot yahoooooo
Omnipotrevor: might have been neat if they got FF music to play during these breaks
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, but that would have been expensive to license I bet
RoastedGravy: Cast Copyright Strike
RoastedGravy: Even with a license, Twitch's DMCA detection system is just absolute dookie
Zinga___: Dwwwaft
Strebenherz: @RoastedGravy like how cam and ian's *silent stream* got a dcma for the fire crackle?
raisins4life:
paul trapped in the booth
LathosTiran: you can't prove youtube exists
RoastedGravy: @Strebenherz Exactly
TheWriterAleph: if you're happy an you know it, draw your hand
Strebenherz: still cracks me up. even if the explanation was reasonable, that was peak comedy
Sam Moyer: I only got to see the rerun of the detective magic skit
aceviru: or rewind and peek at it right now since it's on yt
content content consumer: remember to hydrate, stretch, and expel waste
SteveHeist: hi again :D
Robert Hultgren: While watching this I’ve gotten back into queens blood
SteveHeist: James has a drink! He's doing better than he does in N100 podcasts xD
Strebenherz: (fire crackle being used in someone else's video ircc)
Zinga___: swump
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Strebenherz: Pupu!
GredGredmansson: Attack while it's tail is up
BrowneePointz: it's from a really stupid sidequest James
GredGredmansson: and it'll counterattack
EsperDerek1: This guy has turned up in two seperate games!
Strebenherz: this explains that manderville subquest
eepy_Alice: ya gotta give it an elixir!
Strebenherz: ffxiv is every other ffxiv in a trenchcoat
BrowneePointz: 8 Was certainly, a Videogame
Spacecarl: It's basically an easter egg in 8 to get some neat stuff
BrowneePointz: It's Walking Atlas plus!
HadesLeprechaun: surprised this one made it in but not Spoony Bard
HadesLeprechaun: but I like the effect!
JinaMahavira: the land isn't even tapped??
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
KeytarCat: I wanted a spoony bard with phasing
Marvoleath: !card walking atlas
LRRbot: Walking Atlas [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
paulohsbastos: thanks a lot for ruining standard with your Steel Cutter, Cori
LRRbot: Stolen Uniform [U] | Instant | Choose target creature you control and target Equipment. Gain control of that Equipment until end of turn. Attach it to the chosen creature. When you lose control of that Equipment this turn, if it's attached to a creature you control, unattach it.
artemi7: Standard had it coming
BrowneePointz: Yea i'm a little sad we didn't get Spoony Bard but got....Yoshi P's Self Insert random hardmode raid npc
paulohsbastos: thanks a lot for ruining standard with your Steel Cutter, Cori
Marvoleath: !card magnetic theft
LRRbot: Magnetic Theft [R] | Instant | Attach target Equipment to target creature.
johnnylongtorso: I pupu your attack
RoastedGravy: Real PuPu move right there
Luminaire_p: It's a little large, but he didn't charge
Strebenherz: first damage by pupu
BrowneePointz: Oh no! Flying Pu!
paulohsbastos: thanks a lot for ruining Modern and Standard with your Steel Cutter, Cori
artemi7: Wait PuPu isn't a vehicle?
Mai_Andra: The pupu hit the fan-blades...
LathosTiran: the new Rytheon flying knife
kumatsu: a Ninjalien
Mr_Bitterness: Cori takes 1 damage
artemi7: @paulohsbastos Why do you keep saying this
An_IRL_Rabbit: Oh that's a Common Legendary card
thefluffiestzinogre: Doesn't the sword's discard effect make Cori lose life?
GredGredmansson: 1 more damage
GredGredmansson: or lifeloss yes
johnnylongtorso: lunatic pandora, we all know you're out there
paulohsbastos: @artemi7 it's a joke
vinewood_og: Are you a cheese cop?
johnnylongtorso: they're Jawas
Mr_Bitterness: He's not a cop!
A_Dub888: "We are the black mages, we cast the spells that make the peoples fall down"
RoastedGravy: Boy, that's a phrase you never expect to hear in Magic.
RoastedGravy: "I activate PuPu!"
Mr_Horrible:
I'm new here, please explain this "swamp"
vinewood_og: Utini!?!
GredGredmansson: @A_Dub888 we are in an age where you can legally have a Black Mage cast a Hadoken
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equa…
content content consumer: Pupu is a lil blue guy that looks like a sad pikmin
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, dra…
LRRbot: Stolen Uniform [U] | Instant | Choose target creature you control and target Equipment. Gain control of that Equipment until end of turn. Attach it to the chosen creature. When you lose control of th…
LathosTiran: a lake with seasonal depression
Mr_Bitterness: Welcome to FF9, everyone is weird shaped.
johnnylongtorso: @RoastedGravy just depends on how much Korean fried chicken you have before the match
niccus: is ryu a wizard or a monk
RoastedGravy: @Mr_Horrible Well, you see, a swamp is a forested wetland, considered to be transition zones because both land and water play a role in creating this environment.
Zinga___: I knew a guy who played exclusively hand attack because he hated how people would make noise shifting their cards in their hands.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Strebenherz: booolt!
artemi7: Woah Lighting Bolt in draft
paulohsbastos: @niccus a Fighter
GredGredmansson: @niccus Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
BrowneePointz: The correct terminology Paul is "they thicc"
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath ridiculous, thank you both
LRRbot: Ishgard, the Holy See // Faith & Grief | Ishgard, the Holy See [3WW] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. // Faith & Grief | Sorcery — Adventure | Return up to two target artifact and/or enchantment cards from your graveyard to your hand.
CatarangPlays: Lightning bolt in standard would be something
johnnylongtorso: it's no Word of Command
JonHerzogArtist: That's accurate to the area, it is very dark and cold, but the art could use a little more contrast
JonHerzogArtist: For the card reader's sake
artemi7: Multiple Black Mage arts too?!
RoastedGravy: @JonHerzogArtist Only the blessed can view it in its splendor. It's Ishgard, what the Holy See.
RoastedGravy:
OldUncleDan: Ya know... I should see if 8-bit Theater is still somewhere on the Internet.
RoastedGravy: I am sad it's just the mainline FF titles in this set.
paulohsbastos: yes
RoastedGravy: I really wanted a Jack Garland card.
Mr_Horrible: @OldUncleDan I wouldn't think it's gone away, but it's been finished for years at this point, iirc
RoastedGravy: Exclusively for the joke and nothing more.
Luminaire_p: I should read my big book of 8-Bit Theater scripts
thetrashman_sc: jack wouldve been too powerful
thetrashman_sc: they had to hold back
paulohsbastos: Gavin God
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." / Wizards you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
JonHerzogArtist: I have a very small sample size, but I think rakdos wizards might slap
Mr_Bitterness: Cam gets 2 life from his wizards
paulohsbastos: Gavin Verhey - Legendary God Artist
Marvoleath: @Mr_Bitterness they dont get lifelink on cast
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Bitterness they don't get lifelink until the spell resolves
tehfewl: im pretty sure they do
vinewood_og:
RoastedGravy: "Suppose I can make PuPu." —Cameron Lauder, 2025
Mai_Andra: I thought pupu was a 2/2
LoadingReadyRun: Big Butt PuPu
GhostValv:
tehfewl: oh wait, yeah, the trigger happens first
raisins4life: no
Dog_of_Myth: No
Cutriss: I wish I could counter Circle of Power with Rescue
MegaDosX: No
Feriority: No, chat was wrong
Mr_Horrible: don't worry about it
Mr_Horrible: we're silly
rand0mtask_: Chat doesn't know how triggers work
Marvoleath: not witch trigger, wizard trigger
EricTheOrange: James got "one guy'd"
BrowneePointz: Is a wide but unpowerful Pupu the Green Apple Splatters?
Mr_Horrible: wait, but if "chat is wrong" is always true, then...
Wonderdoc: Cam's spell he cast gives his wizards lifelink
Mr_Horrible: 20 GOTO 10
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
johnnylongtorso: they got the fire magic right, that was their one time for the week
GredGredmansson: @Wonderdoc yes but the damage was dealt before they got lifelink
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
RoastedGravy: Damn, I want some ramen.
RoastedGravy: There's some local Japanese places near me. I should try them out.
thetrashman_sc: friggin ramen sidequest man
LathosTiran: flash is such good flavor usage
viowof: "Cast Instant Ramen, Draw a Card" sure is something that I want to do in real life
Sam Moyer: I'm kinda shocked that they didn't make thee FF9 black wizards constructs
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
content content consumer: Swamp | Land | {T} Add one {B} to your mana pool.
LRRbot: Ishgard, the Holy See // Faith & Grief | Ishgard, the Holy See [3WW] | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. // Faith & Grief | Sorcery — Adventure | Return up to two target artifact…
Travis Chan: oh no, I'm gonna have a full vod to watch
LRRbot: Circle of Power [3B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each oppone…
LRRbot: Treno, Dark City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
SteveHeist: wizards? of the coast, perhaps?
content content consumer: Always trust chat to never trust chat
Robert Hultgren: Nice to be in the chat that isn’t wrong
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
content content consumer: Instant Ramen would be flavorful for the next Kamigawa set
aceviru: we're the cool chat that gets to watch from the vip booth
Mr_Horrible: wait, really? Mine just does whatever it wants and then leaves
NoTomToLose: it ain't Sorcery Ramen
Diabore: 2 isnt it?
Zinga___: @viowof Cookl instant ramen, and then you have a flash of insight about something you're working on.
totemsilence1: Too late he already tapped
totemsilence1: mana is lost
paulohsbastos: Universes Beyond - McDonalds 2030
GredGredmansson: x should be 2 yeah
totemsilence1: xD
viowof: so there's that Plamo Instant Ramen with a viewing port, does that count as "Flash"?
artemi7: Cam gaming
An_IRL_Rabbit: Gaming!
Mr_Horrible:
LETS GO 
Dog_of_Myth:
A_Dub888:
JinaMahavira:
RoastedGravy: THE PUPU TECH
paulohsbastos: Universes Beyond - Coca Cola 2028
MurphEP:
Battzzaro: Pog
KeytarCat: !card syncopate
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:
BrowneePointz: Clutch Pupu
JonHerzogArtist:
Mai_Andra:
Pupu does the 2!
rand0mtask_: "Alien helps local planeswalker with casting a spell"
eshplode: "I activate Pupu at instant speed"
Mr_Horrible: Cameron and Agriculture: "PuPu saves the day once again"
RockPusher: TFW PuPu activates at instant speed
RoastedGravy: In response, I PuPu
johnnylongtorso: @eshplode we've all been there
Marvoleath:
@rand0mtask_ by dropping a whole island?
BrowneePointz: that's called Poseidon's Kiss Cam
Strebenherz: pupu drank a lot of water
eepy_Alice: instant speed pupu is just IBS
Mr_Bitterness: @Marvoleath PuPu is moving a pyramid in the art, so yeah, kinda
HadesLeprechaun: PuPu just dropping a whole island on the party
paulohsbastos: Coca-Cola, Legendary Artifact - Food (Black Lotus)
WriterRaven: @eepy_Alice Except when it's not. XD
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Mai_Andra: It's up there with "I feel shame as a minor action."
Hrrisn: One would HOPE it's solid
viowof: one hopes you don't Pupu a Swamp
OldUncleDan: Isn't Ice Flan just Frozen Custard?
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
artemi7: I'm starting to think this Black Mage deck might be real
GredGredmansson: Kefka lethal
A_Dub888: kefka.kakkle
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.
GredGredmansson: hwoop hwoop hwoop hwoop hwoop hwoop hwoop
Zinga___: Death by poison
Diabore: couldve done the -1/-1 for style points
HadesLeprechaun: coming in with the All Black Mage party
RetroHibiscus: coco be bussin
MurphEP: That was a lot of wizards
RoastedGravy: Death by PuPu
Zinga___: Fire
Diabore: fire
oatway: it is a fun twist on spellslinger
Tonemanzero: Fire magic
Luminaire_p: 4 White Mages? It'll never work!
GredGredmansson: i wonder if Cam got Kuja
Tiber727: "I like this deck!" "Wasn't there someone you forgot to ask?"
Mr_Horrible: @artemi7 you've definitely got to be careful about keeping yourself safe on board, since the tokens don't really do anything but ping, but they can add up pretty fast
iris_of_ether: Boostie!
BrowneePointz: go from the b ack
BrowneePointz: Cori
tehfewl: consolation boostie
oatway: good nails james
viowof: must be a Japanese-printed booster
artemi7: Cori, don't look, just shuffle the pack into the deck
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Phantom Train [3B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Trample / Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.
paulohsbastos: Secret Lair: Andy Warhol (2050)
thraximore: MtG is a menus game
A_Dub888 selects 'row'
paulohsbastos: Secret Lair: Jean-Michel Basquiat (2030)
Mr_Bitterness: Who fights Phunbaba with Cyan, Relm and Gau?!?
Strebenherz: WARK
Diabore: lrrbot cant keep up
An_IRL_Rabbit: Diamond Weapon is a card I am going to lose to in draft
MegaDosX: THe chonk
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
lemonfont: @Mr_Bitterness terra?
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
A_Dub888: Momache
RoastedGravy: But from what game
An_IRL_Rabbit: FF11 Forest
oatway: memories returning, or 3 factions 2 fictions
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Don't get cocky, youtube chat 😛
Robert Hultgren: Instant ramen is flavorful whatever set its in
aceviru: lol
content content consumer: Regularity is vital
Timothy5509: Pu Pu at instant speed is rarely solid
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
LRRbot: Poison the Waters [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player disca…
content content consumer: Le Poisson Steve
LRRbot: Weapons Vendor [3W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When this creature enters, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control an Equipment, you may pay {1}. When you do, …
thibautcarloz: literraly cornered by black mages
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Phantom Train [3B] | Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Trample / Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. It becomes a Spirit artifact creature in addition to its other t…
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and los…
content content consumer: Summon: Chonk
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
niccus: minigame in a sorcery
A_Dub888: kupo
LRRbot: Ifrit, Warden of Inferno (front: Clive, Ifrit's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon [9/9] | I — Lunge — Ifrit fights up to one other target creature. / II, III — Brimstone — Add {R}{R}{R}{R}. If Ifrit has three or more lore counters on it, exile it, then return it to the battlefield
shamblingkrenshar: Clive!
LRRbot: Clive, Ifrit's Dominant [4RR] (back: Ifrit, Warden of Inferno) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [5/5] | When Clive enters, you may discard your hand, then draw cards equal to your devotion to red. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Exile Clive, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
WriterRaven: Kupo!
LRRbot: Aerith, Last Ancient [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Druid [3/5] | Lifelink / Raise — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If you gained 7 or more life this turn, return that card to the battlefield instead.
Dog_of_Myth: Clive
An_IRL_Rabbit: Oh shoot, alt art Clive
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
A_Dub888: Cam, you're prett
A_Dub888: *pretty
eshplode: PC-branded Memories of Nibelheim
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to target attacking creature.
Strebenherz: THE BULL
raze667:
oooh I like that Tifa card.
iris_of_ether: Raubahn!!
tehfewl: fer ala mhigo
BrowneePointz: He's also the head of the Army
Strebenherz: PFFFT. Yes
northos:
yes, that is his primary role
BrowneePointz: and a badass with a disability!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hello @LoadingReadyRun . robin, bowl of jello-mayo
WriterRaven: @BrowneePointz Badass? pfft. He's 'armless. =P
viowof: it's also Italian
Tonemanzero: Rauban the main character of the City State leaders
paulohsbastos: Secret Lair: John Avon (2026)
kynelwynn: This is Merwyl erasure, Tone
Dog_of_Myth:
EvilBadman: Pocket ham?
AutonomousTurtle: a Cam Ham
viowof: chinese broccoli
AdamYMHMI: Cam actually Lopporit, confirmed
Tonemanzero: @kynelwynn I'm sorry where's Merwyl's expansion lol
Dantro: carrot
RoastedGravy: Yeah, that's what I imagine to be Cam's diet. Just a bunch of giant carrot sticks.
RoastedGravy:
vinewood_og: Windmill slam potato
CypherRaze: Potato is the best answer
artemi7: potato
EvilBadman: Are count potato?
lemonfont: Potato
niccus: might be soybean
Anubis169: lol
Leonhart321: Spinach hands down
artemi7: Actually rice
ladyjessica: makes sense. l
MurphEP: For what, James?
RayFK: Typical Minecraft player, can't let anyone else have iron
oatway: james, with a big magnet
Anubis169: does Bread count as a vegetable?
Marvoleath: would garlic also count for that? it's mostly herb
BrowneePointz: Fresh Potatoes are SO good for you
RoastedGravy: Actually, Cam strikes me as a guy who likes hummus.
iris_of_ether: Roasts
Marvoleath: but onions
ghizmou: roasted brocoli is the secre
millenomi_Aura: iron vampirism?????
BrowneePointz: wait nope wrong language brownee
paulohsbastos: Secret Lair: Pablo Picasso (2025)
diabolikole: Broiled broccoli/Brussel sprouts >
fridgeo_: Soybeans are definitely the way
KeytarCat: Sure is hard to cook without onion!
Dantro:
brussel sprouts 
Anubis169: Baby sprouts mmmmm
Alyssa_Swift: *crunches into an onion like it's an apple*
Jigokuro: "Brassica Cleracea"
RoastedGravy: Broccoli is good steamed.
Marvoleath: chili would also be hard miss
Jigokuro: The best answer
RoastedGravy: I don't like broccoli otherwise
Hrrisn: i steam my broccoli
BrowneePointz: Fresh Potatoes have a LOT of vitamins and and macros that unfortunately get lost REAL fast after taking them out of the ground
thedepthandbreadthofseth: why are we destroying all vegies?
MAPBoardgames: Brussel sprouts: A win for genetic modification of food.
BrowneePointz: there's a LOT of amazing ways you can cook broccoli
avjamethyst: I can't eat onions which means I can't eat most people's cooking, it's incredibly inconvenient
diabolikole: @roastedgravy you should try them roasted.... in gravy lol
BrowneePointz: it holds up to much more cooking styles that other cruciferous that wilt
SquareDotCube: a lot of "bad" greens were due to how they were served in common, often canned and in vinegar. Brussels sprouts and spinach are the best known of these
RoastedGravy: @diabolikole I'll keep that in mind
hideki101: Do algae count as a vegetable? Technically not a plant
shtevie3: @LoadingReadyRun Props for the sweet on theme overlay! I love it
A_Dub888: nom
BrowneePointz: @avjamethyst Question: cuz I have a friend with an Onion allergy, all alliums or are Shallots okay?
Diabore: doesnt that not counter then?
RoastedGravy: @hideki101 I mean, mushrooms aren't plants either.
raze667: she MUST put one in or it won't counter
omegaphoenix117: The flavor text I the Scorpion Sentinel is so clever hahahah
An_IRL_Rabbit: That doesn't work
Tonemanzero: Wait wouldn't the pay cost be 0?
avjamethyst: @BrowneePointz no shallots, no green onions, but garlic is fine
TheMinionGM: Yeah, not in the yard yet when countering, right?
raze667: sigh
ladyjessica: Cameron chose to not pay 0
diabolikole: Had to surveil at least 1 there
raze667: yeah it doesn't counter with an empty bin
Marvoleath: there are also all the fruit veggies, like tomatos or cucumber
BrowneePointz: @avjamethyst fascinating. Cuz yea if she eats onions her lips swell up, but Garlic and Shallots cuz no response
diabolikole: @ladyjessica tru tbh
MegaDosX: Other than the spell itself
BrowneePointz: cause*
An_IRL_Rabbit: Corrected!
raze667: gamestate corrected.. Y
Diabore: now it works
diabolikole: Double yew
LRRbot: Ifrit, Warden of Inferno (front: Clive, Ifrit's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon [9/9] | I — Lunge — Ifrit fights up to one other target creature. / II, III — Brimstone — Add {…
LRRbot: Clive, Ifrit's Dominant [4RR] (back: Ifrit, Warden of Inferno) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [5/5] | When Clive enters, you may discard your hand, then draw cards equal to your devotion …
LRRbot: Aerith, Last Ancient [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric Druid [3/5] | Lifelink / Raise — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return target creature card from your …
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
LRRbot: Raubahn, Bull of Ala Mhigo [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Ward—Pay life equal to Raubahn's power. / Whenever Raubahn attacks, attach up to one target Equipment you control to targe…
william goddard: onions
flamfive95: none iron
content content consumer: lack of tomatoes would be devestating too
content content consumer: its not in grave before resolving yeah
william goddard: it resolves with 1
william goddard: no you have to pay 2 now
william goddard: it does count itself
tehfewl: how many corners does this building have
thraximore:
RoastedGravy: You're not going to a corner, they're cornering you
BrowneePointz: You would LOVE 9 Cameron
paulohsbastos: I want them to burn me to deat
BrowneePointz: the themes of 9 are SO good
diabolikole: This whole game wouldn't be possible in the oval office
nevyn666: 9 is my favorite.
paulohsbastos: I want them to burn me to death
Strebenherz:
freya
raze667: but cam, blackmages are souless constructs designed only to channel black magic and kill as a tool of war
WriterRaven: @tehfewl Yes!
BrowneePointz: and yet Vivi is the most powerful of them all in the end :3
Mr_Bitterness: One of them's in the set!
Strebenherz: i'm stuck on one of the black waltzes and i need to grind or something idk
GredGredmansson: One of them is an uncommon
CypherRaze: Pft. Vivi is better in every capacity.
EvilBadman: You're the baddies Cameron, sorry bud
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
JessieImproved: I am incredibly nostalgic for FF9
BrowneePointz: yea Black Waltz No 3 is in the Set Cori. It's the RB Uncommon Signpost
thraximore:
It's implied that Vivi dies eventually 
Marvoleath: @raze667 exactly, cute :]
RoastedGravy: Black Waltz is uncommon? I thought they'd be rare.
Zinga___: We all slowly live to death, what's this about Vivi?
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.
Strebenherz: cam pupu'd again
GredGredmansson: @RoastedGravy the Rare is Kuja
A_Dub888: @thraximore We all die eventually
Diabore: dont pay the ahriman, until he takes you to the other side
tehfewl: PuPu!
diabolikole: Pupu cachoo
northos: @RoastedGravy a lot of the villains ended up as uncommons, which is kind of funny
BrowneePointz: Wait, Cam might actually HAVE a Black Waltz No3 in his deck
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
BrowneePointz: cuz Black Waltz No3 would be VERY good in his deck
millenomi_Aura: just play two flyers. easy game
Lord_Hosk: Is Rue in this set?
RoastedGravy: Man, Cam is out for blood huh
diabolikole: Spotted: bullying
raze667: such a good common
Diabore: @BrowneePointz did we see one on either of serge or kathleens cams? i didnt
RoastedGravy: Just absolute savage
lemonfont: they never suspect the fourth cornered by black mages
raze667: this WAS draft, right? lol
GredGredmansson: hypermenace
Diabore: @raze667 yes, and cams lane was wide open apparently
RoastedGravy: No one ever expects the fourth cornered by black mages.
WriterRaven: Supermenaché
Mr_Horrible: it's kind of hard not to look at
raze667:
ah I don't think 3 mana sorcery edicts were a high prio for other folk 
BrowneePointz: !card Black Waltz
LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Lord_Hosk: What about doomblades? Can he put doomblades on your robotspider?
iris_of_ether: Amazing
GredGredmansson: Thanks Sabin
Juliamon: Y E S
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>you got supplexed
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
Mr_Bitterness: Suplex that spider!
MrSarkhan: Amazing
millenomi_Aura: YES
Luminaire_p: 8 would have been a different game
blackroseimmortal7: @raze667 yeah it doesn't look incredible to me but obviously getting lots of mages is cool
BrowneePointz: Sabin just IS that guy
GredGredmansson: just like in canon
Anubis169: WOOHOO
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>you just got supplexed
Mr_Horrible: not untrue
lemonfont: Sabin if he was in 7
diabolikole: What's the flavor on suplex exiling an artifact?
thefluffiestzinogre: Suplexing the spider needs to be made into a youtube short
Luminaire_p: if we had a "bear" like him
raze667: @blackroseimmortal7 one of those cards that just gets bettter the more you havee
BrowneePointz: He flips a train @diabolikole
Mr_Bitterness: Love Sabin, always have him in my FF6 party
JonHerzogArtist: I especially love the pun of "training" in the flavor text
BrowneePointz: and the train is in the set as a vehicle @diabolikole
iris_of_ether: I have fancy art of Sabin suplexing a train in my stairs hallway
RoastedGravy: @diabolikole There's a train in Final Fantasy VI you can Suplex.
thetrashman_sc: @diabolikole so it can kill the phantom train i think
GredGredmansson: @diabolikole a glitch in FF6 where you could suplex a boss that's a giant ghost train (which is also a card in the set)
A_Dub888: "you can't suplex a giant robot" Sabin: "My time has come"
shamblingkrenshar: Sabin can suplex the train
sithenin: In the game you can suplex the train
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
MegaDosX: Suplex the One Ring
diabolikole: Ah thanks team
Strebenherz: threw it up very hard and it didn't come down again
couchboyj: Ghost Train Suplex
Hauwulf: huh suplex is just a straight upgrade to abrade huh
ghyllnox: Robot wrestling
Diabore: @thetrashman_sc yeah it can kill non crewed phantom train
ElektroTal: suplex is iconically sweet
BrowneePointz: no. Abrade is instant
GredGredmansson: @Hauwulf its a sorcery
Spacecarl: I wish they could have fit in a card of Quistis manning the heavy machine gun
raze667: @Hauwulf sorcery though, no?
MegaDosX: @Hauwulf It is sorcery speed though, which isn't irrelevant
Fruan: @Hauwulf Sorcery
kynelwynn: @GredGredmansson Not a glitch. It's just one of Sabin's Blitzes
WriterRaven: If you Suplex your opponent's Phantom Train you win the game on flavour grounds.
RoastedGravy: Actually it is kind of cool how many in-jokes they put in this set.
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Hauwulf: ah I missed that, fair enough
Diabore: oh theres the full art one
diabolikole: Lmao "you can suplex the train" is such a line
GredGredmansson: @kynelwynn but aren't bosses supposed to be immune to those
Luminaire_p: pretty
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>sick
kynelwynn: Nope
Strebenherz: firey pupus
Pax95: 2 dmg
MegaDosX: Are the black wizards instant and sorcery trigger or noncreature trigger?
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>SICK
GredGredmansson: noncreature trigger
niccus: @GredGredmansson they are -- it's a side effect of an undead boss being made vulnerable to phoenix down
Diabore: @MegaDosX noncreature iirc
BrowneePointz: @diabolikole later versions called the Attack Meteor Strike, but og was called Suplex. And Sabin. lifts them up into the air and crater slam suplexes them. This also works on bosses...like the Phantom Train
MegaDosX: Black wizards trigger then
raze667: I know vivi is non-creature...... so crysttal should trigger it no?
BrowneePointz: it's the GOOFIEST looking thing visually
GredGredmansson:
so yeah they should be 2 more damage
kynelwynn: Bosses tend to be immune to ohkos, not moves
Marvoleath:
Wizards trigger on Crystal
An_IRL_Rabbit: 2 is super underrated tbh
Pax95: missing 2 dmg trigger
BrowneePointz: CALLED IT
LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Diabore: there he is!
Dalrint: That is the first time I have ever heard someone say Final Fantasy 2 is good.
GredGredmansson: oh hey we were talking about you
MegaDosX: Basically Guttersnipe
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 2 is cool but it's also a *lot* of going back and forth between places over and over
Omnipotrevor: 2 was not a good game on release. It has since been made into a good game. Which I approve of. Remake the games that need it.
Michael: it doesn't will
ShadowReignhart: Swallowed by Leviathan is better than I though if it counts itself... But why would it if it's on the stack?
william goddard: it has resolved when you have to pay it
Michael: its on the stack
gogt200: The spell is not in the yard while it is resolving and the player has to pay.
william goddard: why would you have to pay it before it resolves?
Michael: thats what the surveil is for
william goddard: it hasn't happened yet tho
LRRbot: Cloudbound Moogle [3WW] | Creature — Moogle [2/3] | Flying / When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Plainscycling {2}
Michael: if you have no cards in bin
ShadowReignhart: @william goddard No, it has to resolve before it touches the graveyard. So if there's no cards there, it has creates a tax of 0.
Anthony Vladetich: you pay to stop the counter from resolving
ShadowReignhart: You are correct Mr Anthony.
LRRbot: PuPu UFO [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct Alien [0/4] | Flying / {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / {3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equa…
gogt200: You paying is part of the resolution of the spell.
LRRbot: Sharlayan, Nation of Scholars | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
william goddard: right, they have to pay after it resolves, why would they have to pay for something on the stack that hasn't happened yet?
Zack Reph: they're paying during the resolution
william goddard: that doesn't make sense
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
Zack Reph: that's how the rules work
Anthony Vladetich: let the counter happen
content content consumer: spells and effects on the stack look at the board state as it is during the resolution. it's the same reason you can't cast a spell that needs to target a creature on an empty board state
content content consumer: even if that spell creates a token
ShadowReignhart: @william goddard Have you actually played the game at anything but casual level? Because that's one of the basic rules I learned in 2014 with Syncopate.
Anthony Vladetich: then the spell fully resolves
william goddard: well, the judges have interpreted the rules incorrectly AGAIN
LRRbot: Paladin's Arms [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+1, has ward {1}, and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / Lightbringer and Hero's Shield — Equip {4}
william goddard: blud I'm one of the designers behind the scenes
LRRbot: The Fire Crystal [2RR] | Legendary Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control have haste. / {4}{R}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature you cont…
content content consumer: okay just a regular chat troll not misguided got it
OVERKiLL!: spiders and scorpions.. classic blue / white archtype
ShadowReignhart: @william goddard Unless it is stated as such with a rules tag on the Gatherer, presume otherwise. Also I don't trust you on that front... Seems more like your bluffing.
Zack Reph: forever glad for the block button
thibautcarloz: 2 dmg from the black mage tokens for the crystals
LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
william goddard: I literally don't care. your not on any carf arts are you? you know how many players you gotta be to be the art for jace?
Marvoleath: flying guttersnipe
Anubis169: Black Waltz is just cruel
BrowneePointz: Correct Anubis
BrowneePointz: they are programmed that way
Diabore: fire crystal discount doing work
MegaDosX:
So Cam casts a noncreature spell and nugs Cori for 5 
lemonfont: one non creature spell does 5 damage now
diabolikole: !card black waltz
LRRbot: Black Waltz No. 3 [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Wizard [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Black Waltz No. 3 deals 2 damage to each opponent.
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>Yoshinori Kitase is my dad.
diabolikole: Slanging spales
Marvoleath: free lava axe on each prowess trigger sure is a thing
BrowneePointz: There's gotta be a combo with Vivi right Cam?
paulohsbastos: <message deleted>Yoshinori Kitase and Mark Rosewater are my two homossexual dads.
GredGredmansson: have you seen Kuja? He's the BR Rare
thetrashman_sc: just die to aggro
Khalstrom: sadly probably too slow
raze667: I mean it just loses to izzet prowess, but hey go for it
BrowneePointz: Just generating infinite Mana and doing gross things
Marvoleath: Is the 4 mana Ob still in standard?
Bruceski: Okay which would you rather face: mages, or prowess otters?
diabolikole: Pyroclasm is frothing at the mouth seeing this deck
Diabore: @GredGredmansson i think ben had it in the sealed portion, did so much work
ElektroTal: first legendary common artifact!
raze667: triggers lava ax you a question
arcturio77: just put in cutters they trigger the wizards (the blade is inevitable)
GredGredmansson: and 2nd legendary common overall
ElektroTal: @diabolikole fire magic!
Strebenherz: WHAT
JonHerzogArtist: This deck rules
Strebenherz: it can return something exiled?!
kynelwynn: Suplex
oatway: it makes a mana?
BrowneePointz: yes you can
Mai_Andra: "no..."
BrowneePointz: it makes mana
raze667: it makes a reed mana
MartonyTho: He caaaan
NewJerseyTV: Ultimecia just casually breaking everything is on brand.
Chartle: schemes makes a red
Pax95: you a red mana
GredGredmansson: @Strebenherz only if it has flashback
CypherRaze: yeah you also have a red mana right now
AdamYMHMI: He can!
tehfewl: the spell makes red mana
shtevie3: schemes does
Mr_Bitterness: He can, Red Crystal discount and Schemes makes a red
Diabore: schemes makes a red
MegaDosX: Schemes
BrowneePointz: Sorceres' Scheme
onarampage: he can
GredGredmansson: Schemes
MartonyTho: Schemes
letsbelgo: schemes!
raze667: sorceres' schemes
Pax95: yes
ElektroTal: sorceress's scheme
duncantm13: Schemes makes a mana
CypherRaze: Schemes
Strebenherz: "add one red mana from schemes
Marvoleath: Add {R}
rand0mtask_: Schemes gives you R and crystal makes it cheaper
MegaDosX: Your spell you just cast adds a R
letsbelgo: Read
Earthenone: sheme makes a mana, and crystal cheapens it
drcthulu: you have a red floating from schemes
GredGredmansson: Sorcere's Schemes gives you a Red
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
niccus: dangling at the end it just adds {R}
Diabore:
there it is
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz: WHELP
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
MegaDosX:
Now that's burying the lede
nymistrya: Got there
Strebenherz: SORRY CORI
Ryenji:
NewJerseyTV: Bodied
MartonyTho: LMAO
MrSarkhan:
Battzzaro:
TheWanderingNomad:
gameslayer013: HE DID IT
DeM0nFiRe:
BrowneePointz: No worries Cam!
rand0mtask_: Everything getting suplexed today
iris_of_ether:
raze667: GEE GEE
shendaras:
tenthtechpriest: GET SUPLEXED
shamblingkrenshar: Cam will always make Storm happen
CypherRaze: Cam broke the game
oatway: so we found a storm deck
Diabore: pew pew pew
kynelwynn: New Against the Odds coming through
ElektroTal: he just zangief'd her into the nether
Xerodin: suplex costs one less right?
Alyssa_Swift: *to the victory jingle* Reading the card! It explains the card!
GredGredmansson: @Xerodin yes tht's how he was able to cast it
LathosTiran: reading the card.....
GredGredmansson: but he didn't have any red mana open
BrowneePointz: Vivi's crappy family murdered Cori
Marvoleath: at least it's at the end of the line, and not in the middle of the paragraph like with some recent cards like this
GredGredmansson: without the Schemes
BrowneePointz: with multiple Suplexes
Diabore: oh thats the blue card
mendokusai_jamesdean: Doesnt cams other card make it 6 damage via non creature spells? 3 mages, 1 Black waltz and the other
Mr_Horrible: edict with some sauce, probably solid
BrowneePointz: and now we've gotta get Cam to play FF9
tenthtechpriest: mood
Boltarion: I am making grixis pings
TheDevil_Risen: Man I'm big sad, our distributor oversold ff collector boosters and cancelled my order, and all the retail shops are completely sold out at 1k aud per box
GredGredmansson: @mendokusai_jamesdean no, the 1/3 only makes the token, it doesn't have that ability
Earthenone:
so, whats the plan for friday NIGHT paper fight today?
MAPBoardgames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (1d, 1:50 from now).
GredGredmansson: cam had 3 0/1s that pinged for 1, and the Waltz that pinged for 2
Juliamon: if they stream until normal FNPF time, it counts
Mr_Horrible: @Earthenone probably a nap :V
MAPBoardgames: Magic all the way down until LRL tomorrow
Marvoleath: !card ob nixilis, captive kingpin
LRRbot: Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin [2BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying, trample / Whenever one or more opponents each lose exactly 1 life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ob Nixilis. Exile the top card of your library. Until your next end step, you may play that card.
Marvoleath: goes hard with the wizards
A_Dub888: @Earthenone Kill Chaos
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath oh wow, yeah, that might have legs
Wolfstrike_NL: @MAPBoardgames And LRL tomorrow is Adam drawing faces on sleeping coworkers/friends
william goddard: or the reason ajani is a phyrexian?
william goddard: or the reason mox ipal was unbanned
Sarah: @william goddard Time to give it a rest please
william goddard: beat* lol
ShadowReignhart: Yeah... I think William is a troll at this point if he's making weird questions about card art...
william goddard: wait till you guys what my name actually says... cause shortening names is a thing
SpellboundTutor: Still find it weird that Lunatic Pandora is 1 mana. It's bigger than dang city. XD
william goddard: I'm a troll? they just mad they arnt pro enough to be on art
ShadowReignhart: If you represent WotC, then quit arguig.
william goddard: or a card designer
william goddard: I would never
ShadowReignhart: If you are a card designer, quit arguing. You are not the authority on final products.
AncientSpark: Can we please just get William Goddard banned at this point? He's being annoying
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
william goddard: wow
OVERKiLL!: 🤣
aceviru: Haha
content content consumer: Savage Cam
william goddard: what's really gunna weird you guys out is the phyrexians are the good guys
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙
aceviru: ❤️
HadesLeprechaun: they could just stream the EDSC pre-record they posted today, lol
Irsaan: @HadesLeprechaun Thank you for being how I found out that came out today!
KeytarCat: I know that's a joke, but they'd still have to have someone running the stream
artemi7: COULD they just keep running prerecords? Would Twitch allow that?
CaptainLizard: Is it over?
northos: @CaptainLizard on break before last round
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, hat's a thing now, some streamers have just entire rerun channels
CaptainLizard: Okay ty
KeytarCat: @artemi7 Most of the European Speedruning Association's Twitch streams by time are reruns, so probably fine
artemi7: I feel like they have a pretty extensive library they could just through of all their old stuff...
Juliamon: the overnight watchalongs during the sub-a-thons are literally that
KeytarCat: They (I think mostly G) pulled together a bunch of prerecord packages for the 20th anniversary stream
KeytarCat: And you're right, it's good stuff!
Sarah: man I was just trying to eat my dinner :P
OVERKiLL!: way to be active tho
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OVERKiLL!: Much Love @Sarah
Sarah: <3
goatprince: the final final fantasy round round
Hrrisn: to the.. death?
TheDevil_Risen: heya Cam, Ben, Kathleen
Sarah_Serinde: "one of us"
artemi7: Death, unless Kathleen has something to say about it
TotallyNotaBeholder: Goth Kids Go!
Wolfstrike_NL: Phoenix Feather at the ready?
raulghoulia: well one of us should change
TheDevil_Risen: #StillNotACult
vinewood_og: Team Goth kids
circusofkirkus: goth kids playing Final Fantasy, fork found in kitchen
Strebenherz: I can't talk any shade, i'm wearing all black too
TheWanderingNomad: I just realized that poor G missed out on today
artemi7: I'm in black and gray, does that count?
nymistrya: This just looks like my friends and I at out 9th grade lunch table, sick
BrowneePointz: Cmon Kathleen's Pack Luck!
BrowneePointz: Let's get an Yshtola
Strebenherz: Good luck Kathleen!
raze667: a $55 booster pack
raze667: let's go!
BrowneePointz: yea they're like $60USD
JonHerzogArtist: Omg the Serah is so good
Strebenherz: whoof that price
raze667: yeah it's like 700ish per box..... .for 12 packs D:
BrowneePointz: $750 a box @Strebenherz
A_Dub888: Garland tries to knock you all down
GredGredmansson: or for readers of 8 Bit Theater, Evil Princess Sarah
BrowneePointz: Doot doot doooo Scalpers!
goombalax: Cad 70-80
Diabore: yeah like 90+ cdn
MurphEP:
raulghoulia: decadent
KaleidoscopeMind: several meals
nevyn666: @GredGredmansson yesss. what a good webcomic
Mr_Horrible: Calling Collect Booster Pack
artemi7: One Collector Booster is nearly a Commander Deck
raze667: @GredGredmansson hey YO! My avatar in something is black mage when he returned from hell
eshplode: a most decadent pack opening
Hrrisn: That's one fancy meal
BrowneePointz: watch Kathleen pull a foil Japanese art Vivi
SkiaSymphonia: Yeah the opening here, while cool to see and I'm happy for you to open them, has shown me clearly that they are absolutely not worth the price
ProcyonFlynn: How many calories does foil-cardboard have anyway?
BrowneePointz: or Yshtola
EricTheOrange: is P an edgey child?
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Dantro: lol
TheWanderingNomad:
@EricTheOrange You've met her mother right?
Earthenone: !time
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MaddogM: The collector boxes are going for well over $1000 Australian
Diabore: its so good
TS_Terrapin: I do love this card with its flavor wording
BrowneePointz: Look, Vincent MAY be Edgelord to end all Edgelords, but he DOES look cool as hell
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Irsaan: I've bought 3 for under $700 US, they are still available as low as $680 from several reputable websites. Still a joke, but not the $750+ like some sites.
nevyn666: @raze667 i want the gang done up as tokens for the hero tokens
northos: !flan
EvilBadman: Love stores wanted MSRP to just ignore them for a standard legal set
raze667: @nevyn666 that'd be a cool series of proxy tokens
GredGredmansson: odds are if they are a final fantasy character, they are a final fantasy 11 character
GredGredmansson: i mean 14
Mr_Horrible: she's a cantankerous youth
A_Dub888: she fist hard
GredGredmansson: instant speed landfall
tehfewl: or town
Wolfstrike_NL:
Tell Serge
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Strebenherz: chocobo!
An_IRL_Rabbit: Clive's Chocobo
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, it had a decent run
artemi7: Birds > Cat
Mr_Horrible: Whitemane came out while I still lived in Iowa
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
Marvoleath: cant bounce itself though
BrowneePointz: Pictomancer mentioned!
raze667: it has the chocobo landfall effect
GredGredmansson: awwww Relm
Strebenherz: pictomancerssss
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon — Whenever Rinoa Heartilly attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
BrowneePointz: YEET THE DOG!
BrowneePointz: Dog CANNON!
northos:
*the most broken job
An_IRL_Rabbit: I love that they gave her Angelo Cannon
TheDevil_Risen: AWOOO
Mr_Horrible:
I will not shout them out they're all johnny-come-lately and don't know how to keep their uptime
BrowneePointz: she LITERALLY yeets the dog
Strebenherz: DAWWWWW
Mr_Horrible: god the Angelo token's great
GredGredmansson: If I had a nickel for every Legendary in this set that created a Legendary Dog token, I'd have two nickels. and you know the rest.
BrowneePointz: she YEETS the DOG
Mr_Horrible: quite
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip ability.
raisins4life: please look up the attack its awesome
raulghoulia: first limit break
Strebenherz:
FREYA!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: best rat!!
accountmadeforants: The dogs are fine, probably
loupious: can I pet that daaaawg
BrowneePointz: ooooo Kathleen is a 9 Enjoyer!
Mr_Horrible: on the one hand, yes, my girl, on the other hand, c'mon at least make her a 2/1
LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
JonHerzogArtist: Cards you can hear
accountmadeforants: "Rat Knight" is a sick typeline
thraximore: FREYA
Diabore: 9 actually overrepresentd by comparison
thraximore: yaaaaaaaaaaas
MegaDosX: !card prey upon
LRRbot: Prey Upon [G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
TheWanderingNomad: I'd say 11 is the least represented?
gogt200: Only one of them will die!?
gogt200: Damn. Wonder who the immortal one is.
OVERKiLL!: :face-orange-raised-eyebrow:
content content consumer: some places I've seen are selling FF Collector boosties at $95 cad
TheFedoraProject: I, GARLAND, SHALL KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!
content content consumer: family meal indeed
LRRbot: Ice Flan [4UU] | Creature — Elemental Ooze [5/4] | When this creature enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. / Islandcycling {2}
Jon: I started playing FFXI today, I'm looking forward to meeting the character FFXI fans went "man it sucks they didn't give her a card"
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land yo…
LRRbot: Relm's Sketching [2UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target artifact, creature, or land.
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon — Whenever Rin…
LRRbot: Freya Crescent [R] | Legendary Creature — Rat Knight [1/1] | Jump — During your turn, Freya Crescent has flying. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an Equipment spell or activate an equip a…
LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a…
Jon: FINAL FANTASY IX WAS ONE OF THE MOST REPRESENTED GAMES IN THE SET WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
GredGredmansson: @TheWanderingNomad it's 2
LRRbot: Ultima [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts and creatures. End the turn.
BrowneePointz: SUCH DEVASTATION!
BrowneePointz: the memeeeee!
Diabore: the turn is over
Omnipotrevor: Is a damp cave a swamp?
JonHerzogArtist: Lahabrea, what have you done!?
letsbelgo: SUCHH DEVASTATION
raze667: Ultima is a beatdown and a half if you have flash
Strebenherz: THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION!
WriterRaven: A spell without parallel...
BrowneePointz: Ben it's the meeeeeme flavor text!
GredGredmansson: End the turn means no death triggers
Alyssa_Swift: Gaius after a Taco Bell run
artemi7: I cannot belive that Ultima isn't a 2 representitive
An_IRL_Rabbit: From the deepest pit of the seven hells to the pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall trrrrrremble!
Marvoleath: T3feri into this sucks so hard
Slacker1977: this seems interesting with t3feri
MegaDosX: Ultima would muck with an aristocrats opponent
Chartle: it also just nulls any death triggers
nymistrya: this is why I love Quicken
JonHerzogArtist: Nope, 8
nevyn666: t3feris new best friend. yay.
BrowneePointz: 8
Strebenherz: @An_IRL_Rabbit Unleash Ultima!
goatprince: 8
artemi7: 8
Slacker1977: 8
TheWanderingNomad:
Final Fantasy 8 Kathleen
goatprince: VIII
Gekyouryuu: 8
GredGredmansson: That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers
LadyAiluros: Seifer is 8
Mr_Horrible: love a chicken-wuss
TheDevil_Risen:
he likes bikes
ElektroTal: he was the baddy in 8
raisins4life: I'm playing 6 right nowww
artemi7: Cyan! Nice!
EvilBadman: Seifer is FFVIII (8) not FFXIII
GredGredmansson: Ooh Cyan
LRRbot: Cyan, Vengeful Samurai [6W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / Double strike / Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Cyan.
raze667: @GredGredmansson I don't think so, because they trigger after resolution, and you CAN have triggers happen during cleanup ala Gitrog Monster
Feriority: I've played like... half of 6.
SkiaSymphonia: It's been a long day
Mr_Horrible: always loved Cyan's look
GredGredmansson: @raze667 What cleanup? The turn is over. There is no cleanup.
LRRbot: Terra, Herald of Hope [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Warrior [3/3] | Trance — At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill two cards. Terra gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever Terra deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {2}. When you do, return target creature card with power 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible It's a shame he's not a better character mechanically.
raze667: @GredGredmansson "end the turn" means go to clean up.. YOu still must discard to hand size and remove all damage from creatures.
HadesLeprechaun: Vayne
shamblingkrenshar: And so House Solidor lives on
MrSarkhan: 16
Diabore: you know its vayne because larsa is front and center
An_IRL_Rabbit: 16
Diabore: 16*
ElektroTal: that's 16
letsbelgo: 16
Mr_Horrible: @darkcyril he's pretty solid still. A little less cleanly implemented than Sabin, but they're both heavy hitters for most of the game and you get them pretty early
Wolfstrike_NL:
16
tehfewl: 16\
MegaDosX: This card looks powerful
Gekyouryuu: 16
Earthenone:
its ff16, so its legal in japan
Diabore: long day
JDMan94: Huge fan of Dion
Juliamon: look there's a lot of games ok
nevyn666: 16 was so good.
Strebenherz: "destroy target permanent"
JDMan94: He's such a great character
MegaDosX: For now.
BrowneePointz: 16. the VERY gay Knight. ALso the only other character besides Donald Duck that has cast Zettaflare @LoadingReadyRun
artemi7: There's still time, Kathleen
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz there's a 3rd one but they're spoilers
BrowneePointz: And like actually has a boyfriend Gay not like....subtext
accountmadeforants: If they're foiled on both sides they should be fine, yeah
TheMinionGM: I mean, that one specifically is double sided foil, shouldn't curl
Alyssa_Swift: That one's a DFC, the pringles cancel each other out
JDMan94: Yeah we stan gay Bahamut
Strebenherz:
"there's still time"
BrowneePointz: Fang and Vanille are heavily implied
goatprince: yeah
MegaDosX: Representation! *jazz hands*
BrowneePointz: Dion is the only one that gets to be open
GredGredmansson: explicitly i think yes
Earthenone: unless you count fang and vanille
paulohsbastos: you GOTTA put in the gays
artemi7: Fang and Vanille are pretty much...
Diabore: explicitly probably
drcthulu: if both sides are foil it'll resist pringling
raulghoulia: explictly yes
goatprince: there's a few implied ones in ff1`4
TheDevil_Risen: ^^
Feriority: Well, he has a partner, although he's not as big a character.
GredGredmansson: plenty of implicitly though
bbqbabyduck: 14 has one explicit gay but its just a random quest giver
GredGredmansson: fang and vanille from 13 too
QuixoticScrivener: Bartz, if you want an argument.
eepy_Alice: my WoL is pretty gay but squenix doesn't acknowledge that
tabbyphobos: I got twenty years of fanfic that say otherwise.
KaleidoscopeMind: lots of background couples
noSmokeFire: It's golden gay time
BrowneePointz: YEA Paul with the comeback!
Mr_Horrible:
paulohsbastos: I love the gays
GredGredmansson: "We have enough romantic couples in this series, we don't need a THIRD!!"
Lord_Hosk: Aren't most Final Fantasy Characters like Tweens?
n3ther:
they really only focus romance for the MC. do not play FF games for a good romance or diversity
artemi7: Paul repping single folk not matter their prefrences
ElektroTal: honestly, every romance in ff has sucked, so i'm all for less of them
BrowneePointz: G'raha is also Canon Bi/Pan cuz he loves your WoL regardless of Gender
niccus: one day we'll get the single-polycule protagonist party
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: the curse of being responsible and taking fixing
bbqbabyduck: @Lord_Hosk not most but many
goatprince: he's in esper? so.... playing terra then?
GredGredmansson: I think I know who Kathleen has
Bruceski: As far as the games' depiction of relationships, Y'Shtola is currently tearing multiple worlds apart trying to find a way back to Runar and people still think they're "just friends".
BrowneePointz: Gabranth!
artemi7: Heck yeah Gabranth!
Veste: my favourite Chumbawamba song, tubtheming
GredGredmansson: aka the one guy everyone knows from 12
Mr_Horrible: a Darth Vader that won't say skibidi toilet
n3ther: slewn
HadesLeprechaun: @GredGredmansson that should be Balthier
Strebenherz: "are you not entertained?!"
ylegm: @goatprince terra is mardu, right?
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
Battzzaro: a whole country?!
Mr_Horrible: yup @ylegm
GredGredmansson: it's INSTANT ramen
KaiTerranova: how does an artifact "die"?
raze667: ofc it has flash.. it's "instant"
Bruceski: Gabranth coming in at the end of FF12 saying "come on, fight me! Stop being the better man!"
GredGredmansson: @KaiTerranova same way creatures do
Sarah_Serinde: Flash for instant ramen is good flavour (pun intended)
LRRbot: Ultima [3WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts and creatures. End the turn.
Sarah: Easy on the capslock please
Jon: sorry
Jon: it was just a baffling thing to hear
content content consumer: Hypersonic Dragon ❤ that
ShadeRicter: god i want to end someone else's turn with Ultima so much
Sarah: Everyone's new to the set and they've probably seen some cards more than others
LRRbot: Cyan, Vengeful Samurai [6W] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [3/3] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / Double strike / Whenever one or more creature ca…
LRRbot: Terra, Herald of Hope [RWB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Warrior [3/3] | Trance — At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill two cards. Terra gains flying until end of turn. / Whenever Terr…
Jon: I'm not a fan of the roman numeral treatment, not because the art is bad but because you frequently can't read the roman numerals behind them
Jon: that is 16
a a: a beginner is going to sit down against someone who flash ultimas them, and then never play again
Graham Stark: Also Jon, it was not. FF7 and FF14 are vastly the most represented with over 40 cards each. FF9 has ~25 cards, around the same as FFX (excluding Commander).
aceviru: I don't think the point is to read them... it's an art s
aceviru: direction decision*
Graham Stark: Granted the early games (and 11 and 12) are the least rep’d, with 10-15 cards each.
Jon: "one of the most overrepresented" is definitely an exaggeration, I apologize.
Jon: I just speak as an FFV fan who got uhhhhhh not much, in terms of legendary creatures.
content content consumer: Oh hey big G!
Gogoglovitch: There's some characters hinted at being LGBTQ in 14, and some that are just barely short of text, but nothing officially confirmed.
Sarah: Understandable to feel disappointed about that
Graham Stark: FFV enjoyers eating poorly, I grant you. Join me with my FF12 sadness.
Sarah: And hi Graham :)
Graham Stark: Hi Sarah!
Jon: and spent a lot of the last three weeks seeing FFVIII fans going "ugh we barely got anything!"
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Jon: I have felt a lot of kinship with FFXI and FFXII fans with this set.
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search yo…
a a: yeah ffv got it pretty rough. would've loved a faris + syldra
Jon: Faris was the EXACT character I was hoping to see.
sorausagi: I wish we got more of 12 maybe if they do a spin off set with tactics and chronicles
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
raze667: @KaiTerranova "die" just means go from the batttle field tot the gy
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Diabore: @ylegm commander terra is mardu, main set terra is gruul
Marvoleath: @KaiTerranova "die" in Magic terms means "goes from battlefield to graveyard"
A_Dub888: From medieval general, to Cup Noodle
ElektroTal: TCELES B HSUP
Feriority: @A_Dub888 I mean, Gabranth rides airships and stuff, he's not that medieval.
the_fanerdic: green die plzandthx
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
TheDevil_Risen:
love the graphics on the overlay , who did them ?
GredGredmansson: is that Ramirez?
Alyssa_Swift:
Junk Food? We call it 'Abzan Food' these days
LoadingReadyRun:
I want to animate artifact the Instant Noodles
Mr_Horrible: afaik this is the first usage of "dies" in combined reference to creature and non-creature card types
A_Dub888: @ElektroTal I killed a dark elf and got this crystalline marble, is this good for something?
WriterRaven: @LoadingReadyRun Then all you need to do is give it flying and the God creature type, somehow. =P
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible there might have been a single one from a previous set this year but lots of them in this set have that
An_IRL_Rabbit: Job Select and Saga Creatures are both really nice mechanics, I hope they come back
HadesLeprechaun: living weapon
raze667: For Miridin!
raze667: that's it right? makes the red token
GredGredmansson: the 2/2 Rebel yeah
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TheDevil_Risen: Wark Wark!
Dog_of_Myth:
MAPBoardgames: There's ben, really warkin' it
Mr_Horrible: @GredGredmansson I don't think it's a thing they'll do going forward when referencing non-creature types in isolation, but I can see with the otherwise clunky templating of multitype triggers just resorting to it
Mr_Horrible: unless they've explicitly said "yeah we're giving up on keeping this from sounding weird"
ElektroTal: wark it, gurl
GredGredmansson: me neither
GredGredmansson: at my tables its Blue
raze667: there is literally one removal spell from a while back that specifically stated that planeswalkers die insofar as it could target either a creatture or a planeswalker and did something when "the target dies"
Diabore: i drafted mono white for innistrad remastered last week, that was fun
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw your third card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." / Diana — Equip {2}
ElektroTal: i can start in any color and my final deck will always end up green white
goombalax: SE-PHI-ROTH
Mr_Horrible: @raze667 ah, true that that combo wouldn't sound clunky, just because both types are understood to be a "living" thing
EsperDerek1: Diana is a weapon from 14.
ArcOfTheConclave: the weapon names
Feriority: Diana is the name of the planisphere
GredGredmansson: that's the name of the weapon
artemi7: Diana is one of the big weapons
Diabore: iirc the keywords are weapons?
WriterRaven: It's a relic weapon.
Mr_Horrible: the XIV ones use their heirloom weapon names
Gekyouryuu: the 14 Job selects are named after the weapon in the art
TheWanderingNomad: Relic Weapon
Alyssa_Swift: It's one of the fancy weapons
raisins4life: flavor word thing
flip_the_skip: name of the equipment featured in the art
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DiscordianTokkan: Relic Weapon mae
Tonemanzero: Diana is the specific relic weapon
Graham_LRR: it’s the relic weapon for the class
raze667: @Mr_Horrible as far as I can remember it's the only card that clarified non-creature permanents could "die"
Bruceski: Diana is one of the job's weapons. Every FF14 equipment has flavor text on its equipping
GredGredmansson: i don't care if that's an uncommon but Seph's Intervention in Arena needs to be animated
EvilBadman: All the FF14 Equips are named after weapons or quotes, yeah
Bruceski: It doesn't scan intuitively
Graham_LRR: all the FF14 Job Select weapons have that
LRRbot: White Mage's Staff [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, has "Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life," and is a Cleric in addition to its other types. / Eq…
Brady Hagan: love that is has flash because it's instant, very good
Paul Kleihege: if they do Tactics, it should be a Conspiracy style set
content content consumer: I'm disappointed there isn't an enchantment that makes you Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
Jon: don't believe ondore's lies etc
Graham Stark: I’m Captain Basch!
content content consumer: @Paul Kleihege I would die for that
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
sorausagi: tactics would be cool I'd like to see chronicles too since I really liked that game lol
Jon: Unless SE is taking a bonkers cut, I imagine they try to do another FF set, and I could definitely see an Ivalice-specific set? But maybe that would be too niche.
a a: it was never on the cards, but would've also loved some CC rep
OVERKiLL!: FF:Tactics UB please
a a: I can definitely see it happening again, with a focus on that plus cleaning up some main game misses
content content consumer: Chocobo racing cards with MAX SPEED would be great too
OVERKiLL!: Tactics OST is 🔥 tho
sorausagi: I would imagine they would want to do this again considering how successful it i guess we'll see if wizards likes to revisit ub worlds
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
sorausagi: since I don't think they have shown any indication of that yet
Sarah: Presumably also depends whether Square Enix wants to give it another run
LRRbot: Astrologian's Planisphere [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature is a Wizard in addition to its other types and has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell and whenever you draw …
Sarah: I would love to see them revisit Middle Earth because that set made me so happy. I don't expect it but it'd be great
content content consumer: Guess it would also depend on whether SE and other UB liscensers would agree to the same rate or want more given the sucess
sorausagi: its the name of the weapon iirc
a a: there's a lot of moving parts compared to UW sets, so who knows
Brady Hagan: Yeah all the 14 weapons relate to specific weapons shown in the art
Mai_Andra:
xivGoob
An_IRL_Rabbit: AF gear, not Relic
Mr_Horrible: @raze667 yeah, cuz I'm looking at Marionette Apprentice from less than a year ago in MH3, and it uses the fully spelled out template when referencing "another creature or artifact you control"
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, draw cards equal to its power.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'll be grumpy and say that 5 should have gotten the job select stuff instead
GredGredmansson: J-E-N-O-V-A
A_Dub888: Alien Mommy!
Mr_Horrible:
"Ain't nobody got time for" a thing that tons of players have time for
Bruceski: Yeah, no point grinding relics... *goes back to farming demiatma*
Diabore: equal to its power???
tehfewl: hello from Occult Crescent
WriterRaven: @Bruceski I got two types left to finish, then I'm shoving them all down Rowena's throat.
TimeToFry: No may? Wowee
JDMan94: Absolutely perfect flavor for Jenova
Gekyouryuu: fun fact, for folks here who don't play the official FFTCG: it shares many basic mechanics with MtG, but with different names in most cases. for example: flash. a lot of Sephiroths have flash. except in FFTCG, flash is called Back Attack.
TheWanderingNomad: Literally every other person I know was whining about not having a Relic to grind
Mr_Horrible: I do like the wordplay here that they thought she was an Ancient
GredGredmansson: the music is now in your head
EricTheOrange: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I'll be grhmpyer and say 3 did it before 5
Mr_Horrible: well, she *is* a shapeshifter
Veste: what does cameron mean? so is this one
artemi7: Cam we've known that since Flash Gordon, at least
Cptasparagus: Destiny would disagree
shamblingkrenshar: With Jenova its actually the other way around
raze667: @Mr_Horrible she was also the great calamity that wiped out the Cetra
thefluffiestzinogre: That's not true, space is also occupied by Dragons.. or at least from how far I got into FFXIV that was the case.
Strebenherz: m.bubbles is a babe, don't at me
Bruceski: @WriterRaven Same here. Not sure if I'm gonna stay in OC or go do overworld fates. Would be an easier choice if I hadn't maxxed all my jobs already. I'm at the point where I've been playing so long I can't multitask grinds anymore.
GredGredmansson: hey no disrespect on Mx. Bubbles
Mr_Horrible: (also I understand why she doesn't have the type but she should have type Shapeshifter)
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @EricTheOrange also true, either would have been nice instead of 14 getting the lion's share of things that could have had better homes
Mr_Horrible: @raze667 yeah, it's a good title
shamblingkrenshar: Jenova mutates to copy the endemic lifeforms and then eventually ruin them
WriterRaven: @Bruceski I've been doing fate farming, it gives me Shared Fate progress and that makes me happy.
Mr_Horrible: something something church bad because they won't let you fuck dragons
raze667: Jenova can grow your opponent's creatures.. hahah
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
thefluffiestzinogre: I'm not going to say no to Dragon Babes.
Strebenherz: @Mr_Horrible heavensward in a nutshell xD
TheWanderingNomad: That's a thing I do like about the Remake/birth - every time we've seen Jenova so far she's been a horrible monster of some kind
ghizmou: the trick was not to reveal jenova until disc 3
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
A_Dub888: Did the characters in FFVII try to stab JENOVA with a big sword like Reddas did with the Sun Cryst?
raze667:
Jenova is going into my The Master Transcendent deck.. He makes mutants
Mr_Horrible: @Strebenherz I cannot find the comic someone made of Ysayle and Estinien re-enacting the tweet (tumblr post?), I've been searching for it again since seeing it like a decade ago
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible Yea, it seems so, Cruel Celebrant had planeswalkers dying (and a few other cards as well), but as you said artifacts or enchantments in printed text were just "put into graveyard"
Mr_Horrible: well, 5-ish years ago
TheWanderingNomad: @A_Dub888 Multiple times!
raze667: @Marvoleath I actually think that's the card I was thinking of. Not a removal spell tho
TimeToFry: Rufus is a dog's name
Diabore: hey, its rufies
Mr_Horrible: a lot of people would like to "play" Rufus Shinra, Ben
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
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Juliamon: Rufus played himself
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artemi7: Do you think Rufus and Rinoa would hang out at the dog park?
TheWanderingNomad: Think it depends on where int he game Rufus is
TheWanderingNomad: He's kind of a punk
JDMan94: Rinoa would think Rufus is a butthole
Diabore: @artemi7 rinoa is at the dog park, rufus is at a buffet
goombalax: @TheWanderingNomad Advent Children Rufus would hang out at the dog park
Mr_Horrible:
Rufus Shinra did what I couldn't: die to Diamond Weapon
Marvoleath: @Mr_Horrible there are some less direct cases, like Kindred counting as a dying Elf for Prowess of the Fair, but that's subtypes
rogerivany: Oh. That font is great.
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible this advent children erasure and yknow what? im ok with that
TheWanderingNomad: @goombalax Exactly!
TheDevil_Risen: Highlander was great
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore I'll be honest I completely forgot he was alive in that
Marvoleath:
(prowess of the fair was bad example )
a a: but in the meantime, we can always just make stuff up
Brady Hagan: lemme just hide all my relic weapons real quick
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creatur…
OVERKiLL!: 👽
Jon: I do like the weapons. it's very funny that seemingly one of the more powerful ones represents the Machinist, a job doing not great in 14 right now
sorausagi: yeah, there's probably a lot of wheeling and dealing with ub properties and lots of other factors like the marvel ones not being allowed on arena
a a: bogos, and I cannot stress this enough, binted
content content consumer: World ending apocalypse bringer sure, but consider: them gams
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
Brady Hagan: yeah I believe Jenova developed overtime into that form to trick people of the past into following them
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
OVERKiLL!: what are some other UB set ideas??
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn inste…
Brady Hagan: It's fine, i don't think Darkstar likes Rufus anyways :)
sorausagi: id love to see a nintendo property like Zelda or fire emblem
content content consumer: I'd love to see a UB set for gundam or any other mecha property
a a: there's a lot that could be done. monster hunter, elden ring, elder scrolls - and that's just games recently
A_Dub888: @Diabore When people ask what happens he somehow pins the blame on Rinnoa
raze667:
Gets hit for 5 on turn 2. Wins anyway
TheWanderingNomad:
@Mr_Horrible He was covered in a sheet for like 70% of the movie only to dramatically throw it off and toss himself off a building
Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath yeah, with how tortured templating errata has been, especially given "this creature" etbs now, I've given up on taking old cards as anything other than as printed
Mr_Horrible: @TheWanderingNomad goals tbh
raze667: I'm stoked as heck to go to the prereleasees next week.. I hope I crack a vivi.. Ain't no way I'm paying $140+ for it
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
goombalax: GLHF Ifrit
matthaus_c: cactuah needles on that thang
Mr_Horrible: get dodged, idiot
n3ther: Cactuar? call it boys
MegaDosX:
Wrong Cactuar
Mr_Horrible: aether revolt
TheDevil_Risen: hang on
raze667: it's bettter rogue elephant
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
TheDevil_Risen: that bounces every turn
goatprince: [cactuar BREE-P sound]
Diabore: @raze667 given how much this set will be opened you might they might go down to like 60 bucks in 2 months
TheDevil_Risen: unless you give it haste
TheDevil_Risen: ??
Mr_Horrible: Paul's got the right idea
LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
thefluffiestzinogre: Catua-near, cactua-far, cactu-ar wherever you are~
Diabore: that town is gohn
raze667: @Diabore I was HOPING it was print to demand...... so itt might go down to like 15 bucks
Khalstrom: Green lightning bolt
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
Mr_Horrible: but if you *can*... the exp...
Mr_Horrible: I mean we had green ball lightning so why not
Diabore: @raze667 should be print to demand but when its not the newest set i imagine itll start going back up
artemi7: You can't prove it's not a different Cactuar
thraximore: the reverse spark elemental
TheDevil_Risen: oh im eepy, every other turn
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
TheDevil_Risen:
so basically does the cactuar dash nice
letsbelgo: @raze667 its a standard set so it will be printed for the three years its in standard
TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 flavour
adept_nekomancer: So... it's fast food. Nice.
Alyssa_Swift: Cactuar vs. object permanence, who would win?
Mr_Horrible: enjoying the implication that shrimp is not meat in the flavor text
thedepthandbreadthofseth: instant? well named.
thefluffiestzinogre: I've heard of nopales tacos, but I'm curious as to how it'd taste in instant ramen.
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, draw cards equal to its power.
A_Dub888: Idiot cactus with TOO MANY NEEDLES
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
TheDevil_Risen:
just wait till you make 10000 needles happen
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible thats a whole "is seafood meat" argument im not willing to get into
duncantm13: Treasure for rat
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore Ignis confirmed practicing Catholic
GredGredmansson: yeah he got it
raze667: potentially 5 cards, if jenova pumps it twice
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that artifact enters with a finality counter on it.
rogerivany: What happened to Cactaur?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Vayne's treachery is identical to something, right?
Diabore: ah, thats why esper
duncantm13: Ah, see it now. Was just listening
artemi7: Shivam popping off rn
TheDevil_Risen: Lu-cai
GredGredmansson: yeh he's the protag
A_Dub888: Yazora?
Mr_Horrible: he's a FF main boy, complete with Dumb Sword
BorealMage: And he's from Insomnia, the land that's in play
MegaDosX: @rogerivany It ran away (to Kathleen's hand at end of turn)
JDMan94: Man I can't believe they put Yozora in MtG
raze667: But Ben, it could cast instant ramen from the bin!
Diabore: i thought it was khakis?
Tonemanzero: cargo pants
TheDevil_Risen: i love FF 15 road quest sim
A_Dub888: He's prince, who's gonna tell him no?
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
Mai_Andra:
Noctis has 12 swords.
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen: you know him, you love him
Mr_Horrible: shuffler bug??? Arena???
TheDevil_Risen: ITS A BEEG Cactus !
GredGredmansson: wrong cactuar bot
MegaDosX:
Card reader still pulling the wrong cactuar
Diabore: lrrbot is really certain this is jumbo cactuar actually
sorausagi: or xenoblade (but that's like flying pig territory lol)
a a: zelda and FE would be great
sorausagi: Gundam having its own tcg might make it hard imo same for anime properties
a a: but Nintendo might be iffy to work with
content content consumer: I wish the gundam tcg was better
a a: I mean ff has its own tcg
sorausagi: yeah nintendo having pokemon and being pretty protective might make it difficult
sorausagi: yeah but bandai doesn't like playing with others iirc
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
Rachel Fancy-Schofield: OMG!! I'm finally catching you live!!
a a: I'm not even sure pokemon enters into it. Nintendo just are a litigious bunch
LRRbot: Insomnia, Crown City | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
sorausagi: and the fftcg doesn't seem as successful as the bandai games. don't get me wrong tho it would be cool i would like to see one piece as well lol
LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Undercity Dire Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/2] | Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.
content content consumer: Kinda like a green Rift Bolt
sorausagi: I feel like since this set is so successful nintendo might want to think about it honestly
LRRbot: Instant Ramen [2] | Artifact — Food | Flash / When this artifact enters, draw a card. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
sorausagi: they do seem a bit more willing to collab with other companies as of late
Sarah: We also can't know who they might be in talks with to develop sets, it's not a quick process after all
a a: the numbers are surely talking really loud
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creatur…
Sarah: they certainly are
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn inste…
LRRbot: Noctis, Prince of Lucis [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [4/3] | Lifelink / You may cast artifact spells from your graveyard by paying 3 life in addition to paying their other costs. If you …
content content consumer: FF15 was neat but just got overcooked yet underdone
Bade Warrior: I came here to complain for 4 seconds that the tonberry isn't an aristocrats style card that grows on creature deaths
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life tota…
Bade Warrior: Thank you for your time
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
Juliamon: Still not the right one, LRRbot
artemi7: Imagine drafting like five Cactuars
Tonemanzero: Long live Craftuar.
TheDevil_Risen:
defo have the chaos goblin vibe
Jigokuro:
rogerivany: Oh, cactaur says this creature, not a creature.
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
EvilBadman: @rogerivany yeah they skedaddle if you don't stop them
A_Dub888: he's not stupid, he's just a little guy
MAPBoardgames: The cactuar has phasing
mexfire: cactuar in xenagos
BorealMage: I got three of the same uncommon in my sealed pool in Ikoria, and one of my opponents called a deck check on me. Which, fair, tbh.
KaiTerranova: Get that Ascian Cactuar
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
TimeToFry: Nom
Mr_Horrible: look, they're worse than Ascians, Ascians at least have a goal in mind
MegaDosX: Oh he's going to trigger off this
raze667: and you take 5
MegaDosX: Cecil dealt damage
Diabore: and kathleen will take 5
GredGredmansson: and kathleen takes 5
artemi7: Honestly yeah, I feel like Cecil could take Noctis
RayFK: They're resolving!
RayFK: Just not living
JDMan94: Esper removal is a thing
MegaDosX: Yeah
Diabore: just damage
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
EricTheOrange: what I'm learning today is i pronounced all the names wrong before VO was in FF games. I always pronounced it SEE-sil
JinaMahavira: and Ben takes 4 right?
A_Dub888: hanging on the edge of tomorrow
GredGredmansson: @JinaMahavira why?
JinaMahavira: trample + deathtouch
Dog_of_Myth: Ben was attacking
Diabore: @JinaMahavira it was blocking
northos: @EricTheOrange tbf that's an ambiguity that exists with the real English name too
JinaMahavira: oh ben was attacking
Juliamon: EricTheOrange It's one of those names that varies by region IRL so it's reasonable
raze667: @EricTheOrange ain't nuffin wrong with saying seecil.. We all did
LoadingReadyRun: @EricTheOrange idk if there is a definitive "right" for a lot of the pre voice acting names
Juliamon: better Cecil than, y'know, Tidus
MegaDosX: "Let's slow this down"
raze667: I never met anyone who said teedis
A_Dub888: could be worse, could be cornered by SO MANY black mages
Juliamon: which we all refuse to pronounce 'correctly' on purpose
LRRbot: Shinra Reinforcements [2B] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | When this creature enters, mill three cards and you gain 3 life.
JDMan94: Still calling Tidus Tide-us because TIDE MAKES SENSE AS A PUN
raulghoulia: simpons set when?
Diabore: !card clash of the eikons
LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I have been known to call him Dweebus at times
Diabore: one or more is so wild on that card
Mr_Horrible: they're big living plants, yeah
LRRbot: Al Bhed Salvagers [2B] | Creature — Human Artificer Warrior [2/3] | Whenever this creature or another creature or artifact you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
jahikoi: He evolves into Pikochu
Mai_Andra: @LoadingReadyRun In Japanese, the names are written phonetically. So the katakana will show approximately the intended pronunciation.
Mr_Horrible: usually look like a pitcher plant - XIII is the first instance of them looking like this card art iirc
goombalax: Al Bhed they are
RonaldMcDownload: @jahikoi booo
RayFK: Quick get the cipher, it's Al Bhed time
raze667: I think RB wizards is going to go nuts in 2hg
Zinga___: Maybe it's Tee-dus because his Mom didn't want to name him after the water their city is surrounded in.
TimeToFry: Why's Cloud evil now
A_Dub888: @RayFK fyed
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
matthaus_c: this is nice comfort to have after getting 2 of my 8 wisdom teeth removed
Juliamon: 8??
Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c 8?
matthaus_c: eyup
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
adept_nekomancer: That is too many teeth
matthaus_c: I have a second set
Diabore: back to 20
Mr_Horrible: hopefully a quick recovery matthaus
MegaDosX: A quarter of the way to true wisdom
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if only Cloud of Darkness was so easy in FF3
Bruceski: Well there's your problem
Mr_Horrible: ironic that matthaus has wiser teeth than the rest of us
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Stroke of Midnight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Diabore: is james under the table?
JDMan94: Insert Tifa joke here
MegaDosX: Ben playing Esper draw-go here
RayFK: Ben in the "grinding" phase
Feriority: I love that art.
LRRbot: Evil Reawakened [4B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
goombalax: weird my memories of nibelheim are a little different
shtevie3: @Feriority its so good
raze667: and Kathleen turns the corner
matthaus_c:
@Mr_Horrible if this is what i'm like at 8 wisdom, imagine when I get to 0 
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c 10%
GredGredmansson: Jenova will buff a creature by 3
artemi7: Exdeath is absoluetly owning that T pose
raze667: but..... 3/7
Earthenone: !card jenova
LRRbot: Jenova, Ancient Calamity [2BG] | Legendary Creature — Alien [1/5] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power onto up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types. / Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, draw cards equal to its power.
raze667: thatt lets you draw cards!
MegaDosX: Jenova also buffs things from its power, but I agree with T Rex as the choice
Diabore: i mean jenova would throw 3 counters around
Mr_Horrible: errata Exdeath to a treefolk, c'mon wotc
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Mr_Horrible: throw me this one bone
MegaDosX: Doesn't matter anyway, Ben got James'd
theamc2000: hi paper fighters
Mr_Horrible: but was it like 12?
accountmadeforants: I'm surprised "Evil Reawakened" wasn't already a card (name)
EricTheOrange: theirs a reason every magic style game after magic took out lands
GredGredmansson: it's a good name for a reprint though
Mr_Horrible: "The Void Is Mine To Command" does sound like a scheme
thraximore: @EricTheOrange and that's why magic is still better than all the rest
Diabore: @EricTheOrange to magics credit it is still around even with the mana system
MegaDosX: Love a UB card that can easily be reprinted as UW
GredGredmansson: @Mr_Horrible "Reality is Mine to Control" is the closest
A_Dub888: Guy speak beaver
Mr_Horrible:
IDK what you want, man, guy speak beaver
Wolfstrike_NL: Who's taking the Crown, Who's gonna need a Phoenix Down, Find out now in round 3 of this fight to the... death!
TimeToFry: You're gonna have to eat those words when Commune with Brushwaggs comes out
TheDevil_Risen: i love my copy of Dinosaurs on a Spaceship
TheDevil_Risen:
EricTheOrange: Commune with beavers is a very deep cut. for the few english speakers who played FF2
mexfire: commune with robots
LithelyUnshod: It was the playtest name, IIRC
Mr_Horrible: @EricTheOrange god bless the GBA remakes
Diabore: @EricTheOrange 2 2 or 4 2?
theamc2000: what’s a commune in mtg mean?
TheWanderingNomad:
@EricTheOrange XIV Players also understand this reference but are far more horrified
GredGredmansson: actual 2
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
TheWanderingNomad: TORGAL
EricTheOrange: @Diabore 2 2
kijata: SICK EM
Wolfstrike_NL: Torgal!!!!
raze667: torgal is dope
Mr_Horrible:
which we *SHOULD'VE* gotten as the pixel remasters dammit 
TimeToFry: I think he should be Torgal, THE Fine Hound
LRRbot: Vayne's Treachery [1B] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn instead.
Diabore: BEN
An_IRL_Rabbit: Unforchies
tehfewl: Its Torgal Tuesday
Dog_of_Myth: Torgal
theamc2000: a fine hound
EsperDerek1: UNFORGIVABLE.
Alyssa_Swift: D:
dragon_pandaDnd: you monster
Mr_Horrible: no, the natural esper is Terra
RonaldMcDownload: it is no longer torgal tuesday
Battzzaro: D:
A_Dub888: Wow, what would Remy say if he saw that?
TheWanderingNomad:
Geez how many Vayne's Treachery does Ben have
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 communes are green spells that let you look at the top cards of your library and you can put a land or sometimes another type of card into your hand and the rest on the bottom
Marvoleath: Ben killing dogs in all games now, I see
Mr_Horrible: comes with his own leash
TheDevil_Risen:
Kathleen, John Wick Ben's butt he killed the doggo!
Omthebox: So much for not killing dogs if he can avoid it
Dog_of_Myth: Ben killing another dog on stream
theamc2000: @gredgredmansson ty
Diabore: hey now, darkstar still likes ear scritches
accountmadeforants: We'll pretend Rufus adopted Torgal
EricTheOrange: Isn't Dark Star a "courel"? they have that tenticle thing
Mr_Horrible:
@Omthebox he's simply introducing the circumstances where they're likely to die
northos:
hey chat, I'm here for FNPF, did I miss much? (note: this is a joke, I've been here all day )
RonaldMcDownload: I always beleived Rufus's dog was a displacer beast of some sort
A_Dub888: Green Grey Ogre with Reach
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible Classic Accident Setup
Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox "The dog became deceased"
theamc2000: why does dog have tendril
GredGredmansson: why did i think the dog entered attacking
EricTheOrange: cuz rufus is an edgey bitch
artemi7: While I do like how equipment brings a creature now, I also hate it because it means the equip costs are so high that they basically aren't equippable anymore.
LRRbot: Gohn, Town of Ruin | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Diabore: @GredGredmansson we've had a lot of that recently
Mr_Horrible: iirc he's a palette swap of another enemy from shinra tower
Diabore: this town still gohn
GredGredmansson: ah ok its dragonstorm
TheWanderingNomad: @EricTheOrange Darkstar has always been its own thing, but the Remake made it more dog-like than cat
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
raulghoulia: playing og 7 I got the feeling that that dog was a robot
Cptasparagus: Darkstar can throw his own tennisball
n3ther: wait people don't nickname their dog "Lil Death Machine"??
artemi7: Yeah I always assumed Darkstar was a cat before, like a panther
Feriority: Me playing bard
Juliamon: I thought it was a mutant panther yeah
Juliamon: because Red was a mutant lion
LRRbot: Cecil, Dark Knight [B] (back: Cecil, Redeemed Paladin) | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/3] | Deathtouch / Darkness — Whenever Cecil deals damage, you lose that much life. Then if your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, untap Cecil and transform it.
TimeToFry: My friend named her cat The Turtle Stranger
Diabore: hes not that young
LRRbot: Clash of the Eikons [G] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. / • Remove a lore counter from target Saga you control. / • Put a lore counter on target Saga you control.
accountmadeforants: To equip this bow, you first need to hire a consultant to teach you how to use it.
Mr_Horrible: who up clashing they eikon
theamc2000: My dog’s name is actually ‘Fate of all Matter’ but she is also called Foam
tehfewl: almost flipped
LRRbot: White Auracite [2WW] | Artifact | When this artifact enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until this artifact leaves the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
MAPBoardgames: Cecil Dark Knight > Cecil Paladin
omdorastrix: HE was gonna name him "fluffy" but the American Kennel Club already had 37 dogs of that breed named "fluffy" so he went with darkstar instead
GredGredmansson: Man-in Rock
LRRbot: Snow Villiers [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Monk [*/3] | Vigilance / Snow Villiers's power is equal to the number of creatures you control.
A_Dub888: This is karma for Mysidia isn't it?
Mr_Horrible: booo get him outta here booooo
TheWanderingNomad: Snow!
Diabore: hes a fan of pudding
An_IRL_Rabbit: The only downside is that Cecil is bad for Death's Shadow if it ever flips
Marvoleath: the fact that it gains lifelink when it flips is awkward for DS
An_IRL_Rabbit: 4/4 Lifelink
Mr_Horrible: most annoying XIII character and that's saying something boooooo
LRRbot: Reno and Rude [1B] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [2/1] | Menace / Whenever Reno and Rude deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. Then you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, you may play the exiled card this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
TheDevil_Risen: AHH reno!
JDMan94: The lads
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible i dont know, hope is pretty bad
TheWanderingNomad:
@Mr_Horrible I respect your opinion but I will not hear you bad mouth my boi
theamc2000: you can block with Cecil and still lose life
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore I found him to be slightly less interminable, but it's a game of inches
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
EricTheOrange: Not that wizards had to give equal treatment to all games, but's it's weird that FF6 got all 16 playable charecters and FF5 only got 1 of the possible 5.
GredGredmansson: yummy snow
LRRbot: Sephiroth's Intervention [3B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. You gain 2 life.
sbr_bld: @EricTheOrange better than the 0 from 3. Poor Onion Knight
letsbelgo: @EricTheOrange one is significantly more popular than the other.
TheDevil_Risen: Boom
Mai_Andra: @EricTheOrange Most of FFVI characters come from the commander deck.
A_Dub888:
EricTheOrange: @sbr_bld to be fair 1 has 0 as well because their generic player charecters
Mr_Horrible: it's not terribly surprising that the ones that loom large in cultural consciousness got allocated a large chunk of the set
TheWanderingNomad: @sbr_bld I mean technically speaking The Crystal's Chosen are the Onion Knights
GredGredmansson: Flying AND Reach
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @sbr_bld and that's why 3 and/or 5 should have gotten the job select stuff!
Diabore: its a race!
Diabore: base race!
sbr_bld: @EricTheOrange true the warrior of light didn't get an actual card either.
GredGredmansson: gotta run out of lands at some point
EricTheOrange: @letsbelgo Oh I know WHY it happened.
TheWanderingNomad: Magic as Richard Garfield intended!
TheWriterAleph: Judge Magicthe Gatherin?
An_IRL_Rabbit: Incredible play
adept_nekomancer: Spiderman pointing at spiderman meme
An_IRL_Rabbit: I love it
theamc2000: speed ball
Mr_Horrible: "What if we just 1-for-1'd forever?"
Jigokuro:
TheDevil_Risen: oof
OharaRenji:
Diabore: ben ahead
Battzzaro: wow he watched himself die
MegaDosX: The race screeches to a halt
Diabore: i think the game is a magic
niccus: legendary jetee creature...
theamc2000: I think it is played with hands
OharaRenji:
diabolikole: Trolling
LRRbot: Commune with Beavers [G] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact, creature, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
diabolikole: Beavers 🦫
artemi7: GAMING
TheDevil_Risen: GAMING
matthaus_c: game-deciding beavers
Gekyouryuu: Guy Speak Beaver
shtevie3: KEKW
RockPusher:
rand0mtask_: In our darkest hours we ask beavers for advice
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: THE CACTUAR
DannyGambit: lol
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO
accountmadeforants:
MegaDosX: And the bot still doesn't get it
arcturio77: HECK YEAH
EsperDerek1: Kathleen Speak Cactuar.
thefluffiestzinogre: It's a spiky beaver, don't judge it.
GredGredmansson: CoD and Gabranth staring each other down, and then Guy just shows up out of nowhere
HadesLeprechaun: that CACTUARs back on the ESCALATOR again
OharaRenji:
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
Diabore: close close
diabolikole: Oofta
GredGredmansson: Beaver Lethal
MegaDosX: Ben never look
MrSarkhan:
TheDevil_Risen: do do dooo do do dodo dooo
nevyn666: @HadesLeprechaun lmao
LRRbot: Ninja's Blades [2B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+1, is a Ninja in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. That player loses life equal to the discarded card's mana value." / Mutsunokami — Equip {2}
foopoiuyt: Man, those beavers
Jigokuro:
WAS that really fun? I laughed, but it seemed like hell to play
diabolikole: Kaito emblem randomly getting better
Diabore: it bobs real wrong
MegaDosX: So imagine giving that to Yuriko
AdamYMHMI: It's Bob backwards
TheWanderingNomad: So Bob?
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
Eduardo_Velho: Noice
Diabore: it was in hand game 1 i think?
AdamYMHMI: @TheWanderingNomad boB
A_Dub888:
LRRbot: Vincent Valentine [2BB] (back: Galian Beast) | Legendary Creature — Assassin [2/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on Vincent Valentine equal to that creature's power. / Whenever Vincent Valentine attacks, you may transform it.
MegaDosX: Yeah this card looks neat
LRRbot: Galian Beast (front: Vincent Valentine) | Legendary Creature — Werewolf Beast [3/2] | Trample, lifelink / When Galian Beast dies, return it to the battlefield tapped.
An_IRL_Rabbit: And the flip is a "may"
Mr_Horrible: oh "equal to that creature's power" holy crap I thought it was just 1
artemi7: Does Vincent go in Aristocrats?
Diabore: that doesnt look like a 3/2 to me
raze667: yep Vincent's cards go hard
Mr_Horrible: yeah that's massive
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Marvoleath: keeps counters on transform, loses them on return though
MurphEP: I had a great time, thanks for having me
artemi7: Cam SAVAGE
Fruan: The big problem with Vincent is that you probably need to look up a guide to learn how to draft him
Mr_Horrible: 1 delicious homemade dessert for 1 vincent valentine
letsbelgo: : (
EricTheOrange: Did P actually play FF7 or just watch G play it?
Mai_Andra:
xivGoob
Morrigan9: wow
Mr_Horrible: next friday, yeah
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Diabore: next week is prereleases start
n0_8ignal: the foil
Mai_Andra:
xivGoob
Underachiever28: see you in Vegas next month!
HadesLeprechaun: or until NOW, go watch EDSC on youtube!
Mr_Horrible: @Mai_Andra remember what they took from us
Gekyouryuu: wednesday is streamer event
n0_8ignal: show the foil in the back
Diabore: so much
nevyn666: the death you say?
MegaDosX: Neat
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
Battzzaro: to the death?
TheWanderingNomad: Ooooh!
EricTheOrange: Lurm Tug
GredGredmansson: oh hell yeah sealed league
EricTheOrange: boros equipment seems super busted
A_Dub888: Ben, YOU'RE hot
Battzzaro: magic for fun?!!?
artemi7: Wait I remember this as a plot point in Friday Nights
HadesLeprechaun: getting Magic players to play Magic? seems tough
3schr: McVEGAS!
tehfewl: family jambly
MegaDosX: Holy
Battzzaro: a lot of death in the next few weeks
MegaDosX: Collector booster draft
Diabore: so expensive
Feriority: Decadent
raze667: collector booster draft.. OOF
3schr: $$$
MegaDosX: So indulgent
MurphEP: B-ruh
the_fanerdic: wear gloves!
rogerivany: the Decadance
accountmadeforants: There's a new Archenemy? Sick
Dog_of_Myth: So Final Fancy
EricTheOrange: literal THOUSANDS of dollars in that draft
3schr: Dress fancy for that
raze667: casual $2250 in packs going around
Diabore: like 1800 dollar draft if 8 people
niccus: no sleeves allowed
AdamYMHMI: Ian should be handing out all the packs wearing white gloves
MegaDosX: Ooh
artemi7: But what about Sealed Collector Booster Commander?
Sarah_Serinde: I very much look forward to that video
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh crap did we get a judge video for the set?
Ranakel:
Are you sure you will have enough legendary creatures in your sealed pools?
Diabore: i am
the_fanerdic: good luck Graham! God speed!
EricTheOrange: I'm betting that video doesn't come out for at least 3 months
Sarah_Serinde: TherapyforNarwhals Not yet but we will
Mr_Horrible: sure am
MegaDosX:
That sounds like such a simple video though, it's not like it's /that/ many cards 
goatprince: i helped!
3schr: Love those videos
TherapyforNarwhals:
@Sarah_Serinde
TheDevil_Risen: sweet!
Fruan: He's been activating the Discord to search for non-existant webcomics
KaleidoscopeMind: timely-ness
Diabore: i want the 30 hour uncut version
Mr_Horrible: he's taking after Ultimecia
Decaped:
Setting expectation high there Kathleen
Graham_LRR: my spreadsheet is bending under the weight
niccus: significantly compressed graham
Julian_Rogue: I figured jacob would help with that
KaleidoscopeMind: your spreadsheet is lagging
A_Dub888: so too much for a sane person but just enough for me
MegaDosX: Say his name and he appears
mexfire: can you guys do the characters with their weapons as a signature spells
Diabore: @MegaDosX i believe in graham
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I believe in Graham Stark
Mr_Horrible: clippy popping up in the corner just going "please... no more..."
nymistrya: @Graham_LRR I think thats what pivot tables are for.
EvilBadman: @Graham_LRR Eagerly await impact
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
matthaus_c: super thanks?
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX *clap clap*
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
SxySamurai: How long until this is on YouTube?
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Diabore: @SxySamurai technically on now, cut down id imagine sometime next week
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Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
accountmadeforants: Graham's spreadsheet starts bending into a more stable configuration, slowly turning into a sphere due to its own gravity.
Diabore: @accountmadeforants and then it twists itself in some sort of grid...
MurphEP: I use the EDSC sleeves and get compliments on them every time
Julian_Rogue: @accountmadeforants Eventually collapsing into a black hole of information
Dog_of_Myth:
nevyn666: scott pilgrim reference. love it.
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Mr_Horrible: I need to find a piece of art with the right proportion for their "print your own sleeves" option
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A_Dub888: @Diabore dammit, I need more power spheres
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Diabore: game good ben?
matthaus_c: Ben is such a happener
Mr_Horrible: yet another one on The List
Mr_Horrible: Ben's been dead for 7 years...
Mr_Horrible: ERNi
TimeToFry: I hope they end the reign of that night
Dog_of_Myth: Wake me up trailer
accountmadeforants:
Ah, I did wonder if there was going to be another stream after the beta
Mr_Horrible: it's exactly the right amount of schlocky, imo
accountmadeforants: AMV Hell is still very much a thing, and incredible
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we're gonna finally get Serge to say a swear
Dog_of_Myth: This game rules
A_Dub888: how long till Adam opens the air lock with one of his teammates still inside? (I assume that's how that works)
Mr_Horrible: dammit, ANOTHER one for The List
accountmadeforants: The Invincibe is *very* neat.
WokenClick: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
Mr_Horrible: aaaaaagh
matthaus_c: looks like a Kurt Vonnegut book cover
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RockPusher: So the story is the aftermath of the Void crew?
Marvoleath: Not related to the comic/animated series
A_Dub888: Vashta Narada
accountmadeforants: The game does in fact explain that part
RockPusher:
Brozard: gimme the spacesuit juice
raze667: could be a fungus that consumed him
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rogerivany: Did I miss Minecraft or no Minecraft next week
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TheDevil_Risen: yeah abby sux
EricTheOrange: eh fuck jole TBH
raze667: I still can't forgive the devs or the character for mercing Joel..
MegaDosX: How very specific
Dog_of_Myth:
DaniellNaruta: dang it - I had successfully avoided spoilers
Petor5: Is this the pre prerelease replacement?
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