rosesmcgee: @LoadingReadyRun you got it, chief
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I can't imagine the world of TLoU smells *great*
Nigouki: probably smells like all those infectious spores that would be in every crack and crevasse of your clothing and still infect you miles away from where you picked them up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I think it would depend on where you are TBH
Thefluffiestguineapig: The mountains probably smell better than they do now
raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun If thats what my oshi wants
Omthebox:
@LoadingReadyRun Good thing its not a stream, its actually a podcast. 
ShaneLeeAtk: !next
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Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox podcast [moving pictures optional]
Mr_Horrible: also, fair point @Thefluffiestguineapig
NotCainNorAbel:
Thefluffiestguineapig: ShaneLeeAtk right on the money there!!
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible True
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks!
NotCainNorAbel:
Earthenone:
lamina5432:
lamina5432: perfectly on time got here as the stream came online
eldritchchicken: <message deleted>Who's getting shot today?
therepoman__: Oh boy just in time for dinner
BadRoxie: first time in chat I hope I get shot
MWGNZ:
Mr_Horrible: twitch has been doing that thing lately where it has no clue what I set my stream volume to, so it just defaults to muted or 100% randomly
therepoman__: o7
MWGNZ: o7
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rosesmcgee: If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
lamina5432: o7
Mr_Horrible:
@BadRoxie now the question will be "is Adam going for irony or sincerity today?"
YawnLance:
GasCityGaming: <message deleted>lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible austin powers unfrozen problem
AnjaZeta: @Mr_Horrible Me too
QuixoticScrivener: Here for the podcast!
GasCityGaming: <message deleted>letter guesses for today?
JinaMahavira: Meowdy :3
Omthebox: Love a good P
Mr_Horrible: lol?
therepoman__: o7
lamina5432: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
letsbelgo: cowards
QuixoticScrivener: thanks mods
neisan2112: 07
LoadingReadyRun: G
lamina5432: it's a massacre
MWGNZ: o7
Omthebox: Ew. G
JinaMahavira: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, I guess it's going to be a slaughter today
Sarah_Serinde: Weird I thought it was E
Mr_Horrible: wait that can't be it, the real broadcast hasn't even started yet
e_bloc: oh good I haven't missed the pod cast
Nigouki: GG stands for Get Got
Mr_Horrible: that's like sending out the kill order in a tweet before the show's uploaded for the week!
e_bloc: e seems as good a letter as anything
LoadingReadyRun: these shots are on the house
Omthebox: Gives GG Go Next a more sinister caste
Mr_Horrible: @e_bloc not biased, of course
Mr_Horrible: damn, in this economy? LoadingReadyRun passing the savings on to us, the viewers
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible I would be honored to be a let's nope martyr
Omthebox: @LoadingReadyRun Truly generous my Lieges.
Nigouki: Shots on the house cuz was shooting at the barn door and missed :V
Aceviru: OH BOY I hope I get sniped
Aceviru: I mean, hello chat
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest, I voluntarily time myself out for 690 seconds in another channel, so a shot here would not be new to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so I assume Adam is the one manning the account currently
e_bloc: I love the reverse squid game vibe
Mr_Horrible: odds are high
Mr_Horrible: Ben's still grappling with remorse when he ends a chat life
saucemaster5000: one of these days we will riot against this shirley jackson's lottery system of meaningless death. Who's with me???
Nigouki: @Thefluffiestguineapig Imagine if it was actually Paul just jumping in for a bit
ButButTheJesus:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki No, as a bit he would only talk about not-cocaine
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 ooh, bad choice, sorry, kids these days don't get that reference, you'll have to try again
saucemaster5000: I miss the literate generation
vinewood_og: We're heeeeere!
gualdhar: that audio fade cut
Mr_Horrible: The Lottery was one of those lit class assignments where I was like "this sucks ass" at the time but now I appreciate it
therepoman__: well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
lamina5432: we read theses comments so some literacy exists
Omthebox: Sup nerds
gualdhar: hey dillholes
Mr_Horrible: "The Pearl" can kick rocks tho
ghyllnox: I made it!
e_bloc: adam, looking over the names in chat with a 1000-yd stare
Omthebox: How
Mr_Horrible: I can't
hiFunko: Hey woah
Sarah_Serinde: nah
Mai_Andra: uh oh... stinky...
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: stands proud
Mr_Horrible: bad back
Omthebox: We dont have a cower emote
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: sure
hatboozeparty:
lamina5432: rejoice the lottery started
Thefluffiestguineapig: What if we have arthritis?
Mr_Horrible: oh snap, production value
Aceviru: haha
JinaMahavira: Oh no, an impartial wheel
ghyllnox: Who said we're mortals?
virtue_the_cat: NOOOO
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Holy shit 
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible: oh wait they didn't build this
e_bloc: yes
kimmibeans: Bring it on!
raulghoulia: I am in bed. cowering is difficult
JessieImproved: Jokes on you I'm not mortal
ButButTheJesus cowers
hatboozeparty:
e_bloc: so close
saucemaster5000: horrible
Omthebox: H is mid
gualdhar: SAFE!
Mr_Horrible: so am I an M or an H?
JinaMahavira: unlucky
Mr_Horrible:
spurius:
lochnessseammonster:
niccus: what happens if nobody starts with the letter
Nigouki: ecchi
Mr_Horrible: we'll learn today I suppose
xantos69: Fools! You will never hit user names that start with numbers!
Darleysam:
I hope they play that jingle at my execution 
Thefluffiestguineapig: 2?????
Rhynerd: it is time to break a faithful upon the wheel?
7gorobei: this execution brought to you by the letter H
MWGNZ: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
JinaMahavira: o7
kimmibeans: o7
lamina5432: o7
Mr_Horrible: okay then I'm an M, I suppose
virtue_the_cat: o7
saucemaster5000: o7
Omthebox: o7
gualdhar: O7
couchboyj: o7
Nigouki: o7
Mr_Horrible: o7
Aceviru: o7
spo8n: o7
lochnessseammonster: o7
Andymonium: o7
Darleysam: o7
ButButTheJesus:
ghyllnox: o7
swans113: o7
vinewood_og: o7
Forlorgen: o7
Kelazi5: o7
e_bloc: o7
hatboozeparty: o7
7gorobei: o7
NimrodXIV: o7
neisan2112: 07
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
deinonychus24: o7
therepoman__: o7
e_bloc: they truly are the best of us
rosesmcgee:
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the record number of Nope time outs?
KWardJenx: o7
JessieImproved: o7
JinaMahavira: hatboozeparty is just immune I guess
gualdhar: this is the worst best bit
ghyllnox: Made all the better by the big half "H" popup
spurius:
Mr_Horrible: I do really want someone to come back from a shot one of these days with the "what he say fuck me for???"
Omthebox: It was pretty funny
lochnessseammonster: imagine this was your first let's nope...
JinaMahavira: That's so good
hatboozeparty: @JinaMahavira I'm just built different
Mr_Horrible: Ben loads the gun and then hands it to you, so he can still get past St Peter
lochnessseammonster:
Darleysam: ben's gun has the blank
lamina5432: no ben just aims the shot
Omthebox: Ben is a politician. I get it
7gorobei: accessory before the fact
NotCainNorAbel: You stood by
Nigouki: it's like that sexy scene from Ghost but instead of spinning a pot you two are holding a gun
ghyllnox: Sure Obama
Mr_Horrible: Pearly Gates like "Nah his KDA is zero, let 'em in"
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type_variable: ben would be great drone pilot, it wasnt me your honor the drone did the shooting
Mr_Horrible: Chewsday innit
JinaMahavira: Time to chat
Mr_Horrible:
time to follow a junky narrative that sucks anyway!
Darleysam:
can't wait until we get to Joel's backstory
Juliamon: It's a slog
e_bloc: the last of daymare part 2
Omthebox: The game isn't the exciting part of the stream, I can tell you that.
type_variable: Life is sacred, also lets click on heads
NimrodXIV: totally lost now
theambivalentagender: This is the first time I've been at a live let's nope for months, the hell is happening
betweenmyself:
they think they’ve made it to the second half of the game… cute 
lamina5432: I may have been spoiled so I'm interested to see if it's true
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: because it still doesn't make it followable or compelling
Andymonium: Monkeys lore curls
Nigouki: PAY SOME VOICE ACTORS YOU FUCKS
silenceaux: Boogeyman walking back and forth in the hallways because this game is a pacing nightmare?
Mr_Horrible: Fwank StoWone
ghyllnox: Cmon camera, you can do it
Aceviru: The podcast low key carrying this game rn
neisan2112: OH yeah it was short and just kinda ended too
RelwinEJ: Frak, missed the blasting
SnackPak_: A+ joke
calculated_uncertainties: Let's hope boys turning ban history to a badge of honor since.. 2025.
saucemaster5000: adam you aren't THAT old
gualdhar: Adam knows Cliff Notes
saucemaster5000: we had sparknotes
bayleeryan25: Haha Sparks Note!
GhostValv: Cliff Notes
Mr_Horrible: it was Cliff's Notes but online
Omthebox: You know you can just not do your homework and just fail right.
NotCainNorAbel: you could buy sparknotes books!
neisan2112: They were actual books too
Forlorgen: they did have paper spark notes
kimmibeans: I did my HW and even I know what Spark Notes
swans113: we love cheating on books
BusTed: Cliff's Notes were the published ones that we were used to
AnjaZeta: It was Cliff's Notes back in the day
Blakemcm: they were books you could get also
Mr_Horrible: Ben tightening my ears
kimmibeans: is
letsbelgo: they where real books too
Nigouki: people cheat?
Aceviru: That too
Mazrae: I thought about it but I just ended up not doing the homework
NimrodXIV: watching the movie
Mr_Horrible: Adam reading the dust jacket then writing his book report
protojman: they sold little pamphlets for spark notes too.
AdamLavadan: What's up spoopy crew o/
SnackPak_: goated
Omthebox: Skim to the first page and last page of each chapter. EZ PZ
kimmibeans: Cliff notes were a thing when my dad was in school in the 70s bro
raulghoulia: talk about a phony
EvilBadman: camera autofocus having a real fight today
lochnessseammonster:
Aceviru: my man
Mr_Horrible: I'd go for The Substance, it's a fun movie
Nigouki:
@EvilBadman it's
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman Adam's finally become too huge for the camera
matthaus_c: it was a hell of a day in school when Adam rolled up with a stopmotion rendering of the assassination of John Lennon
saucemaster5000: my friends and I made a spoof movie about "the great gatsby" for credit in English. None of us read the book and we got an A+
Seth_Erickson: it was truly the best of times and the worst of times for Johnathon
Kramburger: That's how they get you
kimmibeans: But then ChatGPT fucks it up
lamina5432: did the camera autofocus just turn on?
definenull: yup it does *shit*
Darleysam: it can do it badly, yes
raulghoulia: it makes pictures. poorly
ghyllnox: Now you don't have to read the book *or* write the paper
Kramburger: And then they forget to delete their prompts
kimmibeans: Because ChatGPT is kind of terrible
Juliamon: My sister's classmates filmed a "High School Matrix" parody of the Matrix without ever watching the film, going entirely by the trailers. It was honestly great.
Sarah_Serinde: it can do some real shit yeah
Aceviru: And then the teacher can use AI to grade
Darleysam: it'll make stuff up
eldritchchicken: The casualty of war returns!
ghyllnox: And it's *super bad*
ShaneLeeAtk: Badly, but it will do it
saucemaster5000: to be clear it does it badly and not in your voice
Sarah_Serinde: It's so bad
GasCityGaming:
I get blasted before the stream even goes live, and for what, asking a question?! 
Omthebox: It uses a lot of m-dashes
Mr_Horrible: it absolutely sounds like a psychopath wrote it, yeah
gualdhar: it definitely sounds like ChatGPT wrote it
kimmibeans: The AI checkers suck too
theambivalentagender: So Adam was actually doing what the average executive in charge of turning books into movies does
JessieImproved: Nobody will learn and nobody will teach, it's greeeeeeat
lamina5432: Some teachers have been using it themsleves
eldritchchicken: Though I honestly should have seen that slaughter coming.
Aceviru: Nice
ShaneLeeAtk: As a trained English teacher, I haven't needed any fact checker to tell it is AI slop.
Kramburger: I love that the the best way to get around vhatgpt is just by enforcing handwritten essays
Mr_Horrible: I mean, that's likely a holdover from COVID
Darleysam: I can't fathom the stress of trying to teach kids through this clownshoes era
Omthebox: Laptop day was sacred
matthaus_c: yo subsidised education? that's fire
Juliamon: my school couldn't even provide TI-89s
lamina5432: thats been a thing since 2015
RelwinEJ: Naw, get them kids some books
silenceaux: Distance learning is getting weird
the_walking: they can watch LRR at school
Aceviru: I wish I were allowed to use my laptop for notes taking
betweenmyself: “Just wait til you’re out in the real world and you don’t have AI to tell you what happened in ‘Sense and Sensibilities’.”
ghyllnox: We didn't get them issued to us until high school, but that was 2009
GasCityGaming:
I'm back from the dead and it's about to be y'alls problem
Seth_Erickson: @Kramburger couldn't the kids just ask chatgpt and then handwrite it's response?
GreyThey: 1 Chromebook instead of a locker full of textbooks
lamina5432: as a 2013 everyone under me had one it was funny
saucemaster5000: I remember thinking cell phones were gonna be a fad
RelwinEJ: We didn't break our backs so they could get laptops instead of eight textbooks
Kramburger: @Seth_Erickson exam conditions
Mr_Horrible: I was a massive nerd and I wasn't even the kid with the laptop in high school
gualdhar: I graduated in 2002 and we got laptops in middle school instead of textbooks, it was supposed to help our backs
MungoDude: I remember when we had one computer between two classrooms
Omthebox: Still wouldn't have goten me to take notes
NimrodXIV: hands up if you were forced to buy the scientific calculator you never used again
GreyThey: I hope they have to make a paper-bag cover the Chromebook like we did with textbooks
Mr_Horrible: in college, yeah
QuixoticScrivener: There are also teachers that use AI to write their coursework, and use AI for testing. Creating systems where no one is reading anything written by a human.
EvilBadman: And yet kids don't know how a computer works, hardware or software
Nigouki: University textbooks are a scaaaaaaaaaaam
Aceviru: AP classes
spurius: I had to use a typewriter until like grade 7
Nigouki: a legit actual scam
saucemaster5000: capapitalist
kimmibeans: I only had to buy a textbook once for high school, and I still have it
NotCainNorAbel: My college had a rental system. it was AMAZING
neisan2112: What? I've never heard of that, outside of just regular books.
Kramburger: well they *Say* you have to, I have a whole-ass degree and never bought a single textbook
theambivalentagender: I was the one weird kid with the laptop in high school because my handwriting was ass. Not in middle school though.
Mr_Horrible: We never had that in primary for me, but I've heard stories
ShaneLeeAtk: I fell for that book racket for one semester
bayleeryan25: In Quebec you pay for your child's lunch time supervision
kimmibeans: I was a STEM major... I actually needed my textbooks
RassilonDND: What? He skipped out on college level coloring books!
terribleplan: bad news on the digital textbooks. you still have to buy the digital books, they are just as expensive, and you can’t buy them secondhand.
Mazrae: I carried all of my books at once in my backpack, weighed about 20-30 lbs i think
betweenmyself:
neisan2112: I mean I've seen that done before.
Mr_Horrible: our college had a student-organized "Pass Off Your Books Fair" every year
Kramburger: Ben's entered his gaslighting era
Omthebox: I wish
Mr_Horrible: kids attacking Kaiba's life points directly every day
saucemaster5000: fortnite doesn't have ME
Cosmonautilis24: As a teacher, kids are playing so much Chess
SnackPak_: oh yeah
GasCityGaming: one prof wanted me to buy the shakespeare plays and poems lmao, my guy, no.
matthaus_c: we were into the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
GreyThey: Just make magic-eye pop-up books. (Do they still make magic-eye books??)
xantos69: Legit question: What do you call people from Saskatchewan? Saskatchawanese? Saskanites?
SquareDotCube: as long as it's not Roblox
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c this was college for me, but yes
Sarah_Serinde: Even 15 years ago they were starting to do digital components/codes in university textbooks that you couldn't buy or sell secondhand
Mr_Horrible: I would say "you can play this as a game, but as soon as you start using it as a platform I'm cutting you off"
Kramburger: I was too much of a hipster as a teen, I wasn't like the other girls
TheWriterAleph: pour one out for harmonix o7
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 ancient
bayleeryan25: You can play Rock Band in Fortnite?
spurius: ciri
kimmibeans: Ben, my university has actually started providing digital codes for the textbooks for some classes
Mr_Horrible: Ciri
YawnLance:
@matthaus_c Oh did you watch that when you were like 5? 
lamina5432: my rock band drums are sittin in my laundry room
The_Timo: Oh yeah my buddy is workin on it
Kramburger: BEN?
gualdhar: they just released the tech demo
GasCityGaming: you play as Ciri
letsbelgo: ciri
terribleplan: it’s Cori
Mr_Horrible: Ciri's buff and cool and killing monsters
virtue_the_cat: the trailer looks SO good
TheMerricat: Ciri is the main character, Geralt retired.
saucemaster5000: I crumble to dust
vinewood_og: My man, Gerry G
ButButTheJesus: oh right I did see a trailer for that
letsbelgo: bunch shitters upset they have to play as a girl
matthaus_c:
@YawnLance something like that Chuck Norris was huge when I was getting into the internet
Omthebox: Geralt of Griftia
Kramburger: Tonight the part of Adam will be played by Ben
Dog_of_Myth: Ciri is the lead. They had an Unreal tech demo with the Witcher 4
TheMerricat: And the internet is shitting a brick about the idea of Ciri being a girl and it not being about Geralt.
NotCainNorAbel: They announced they are going to make a live action How to Train Your Dragon.
Kramburger: Dial-up telephones
saucemaster5000: they're also making a live action elden ring movie from the director of "ex machina"
Juliamon: NotCainNorAbel What do you mean "going to"
vinewood_og: What is Braveheart?
betweenmyself:
How Ciri supposed to hang dong in the tub? 0/10 
NotCainNorAbel: @Juliamon is it already out; I also out of touch
Kramburger: Boomer shooter is a genre, not a marketing focus
EvilBadman: Packets of white powder in the nuts, historicallt
Juliamon: NotCainNorAbel yes, Lush already has a collab with it out
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c finding Lemon Demon flash songs was a pastime at my high school
YawnLance:
@matthaus_c Thanks I hate it 
letsbelgo: 1980
NotCainNorAbel:
@Juliamon 
matthaus_c: yo The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station is a timeless classic
protojman: my bros are 83 and imo theyr'e way more gen x
protojman: like yeah cutoff year whatever
BusTed: Geriatric milennial
theambivalentagender: @notcainnorabel don't worry I've been trying to ignore the news about it so I didn't know it was that close to coming out lol
spurius: so star wars is a boomer movie?
Nigouki: Adam on the council of Elder Millennials
eldritchchicken: Gen x exists
BusTed: Camera seems to have autofocus troubs, in case that wasn't intended
ThorSokar:
TIL I'm an "old mellenial"
lamina5432: I claim the youngest type of millennial
tehfewl: Elder Millennial
JinaMahavira:
@matthaus_c 
GreyThey: 1983 is what "Millennial" originally referred to. It wasn't a generation, it was a term for people who were reaching adulthood around the year 2000.
JessieImproved: Xennial
Forlorgen: 1st wave millenial
Earthenone:
surely a bad dragon partner ship would have been better
JinaMahavira: Elden Ring Millennial
far2muchsarcasm: ben over here fully skipping gen X
GasCityGaming: Elden Millenial Ring?
Darleysam:
Elden Millennial
protojman: Elder Millennial Highlander
vinewood_og: Soooon
kimmibeans: In mean, are you sure Adam *isn't* a Wizard?
Mr_Horrible: the human brain do be like that sometimes
Nigouki: Elder = cool. Elderly = oof
voren_chalco: Upper-age Millennial
Omthebox: Arms pop off like Legos
theambivalentagender: I feel like there's a distinction between people who can remember the 90s vs those who were toddlers for most of it
KWardJenx: Geriatric millennial
GasCityGaming: Veteran Millenial?
gualdhar: he falls apart and gets interred in the assisted living home
Omnipotrevor: That's how it happens. Humans age in spurts.
saucemaster5000: @GreyThey counterpoint, "boomer" used to actually mean something to, and now is just generic "old" for the kiddos
EvilBadman: The Ageism machine is firing up
matthaus_c: I wouldn't be caught dead
Dog_of_Myth:
bayleeryan25: Bahahaha Noooo, not all of us!
Mr_Horrible: he's 0 for 1 on dying so far
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also my dad had multiple sclerosis, he exercised a lot and he ended up wasting away
shendaras: Death Becomes Her fall apart
Mr_Horrible: where's the empirical evidence
YeOldeMark: Thanks to denial I'm immortal
betweenmyself:
Adam will grow to love the term when he’s invited to rule over the Elder Millennial Council 
Forlorgen: We getting robot parts, ship of thesus this MFer
SquareDotCube: Adam's gonna be downloaded into a robot
Omthebox: Poor Jacob
Darleysam: WH40K fans have entered the chat
Kramburger: Adam's built like a toyota hilux, he's going to bend but not break
SquareDotCube: that's just Wolverine
lamina5432: what about ripped in half
Mr_Horrible: this is reminding me I need to get a copy of Between Two Fires
saucemaster5000: it sucks to have a broken leg, that's why
GasCityGaming: you just can't F around
Omthebox: What happens if you get stabbed through they eye Ben
ghyllnox: My subborn-ass grandfather just had a stroke and is in rehab, he's absolutely miserable and doesn't know what to do with himself. It's definitely horrifying
NotCainNorAbel: Healing after decapitation takes for ever
NimrodXIV: infections are fun I bet
Mr_Horrible: you have to live through the pain of a wound that would kill you
theambivalentagender: Well what happens if it gets infected? Like, does it stay that way?
Earthenone: cursed to be american
Kramburger: It's set in america?
terribleplan: His entire body is a scar and an infection
ThorSokar: So ya know, The US now
vinewood_og: That's just 2025 down here
betweenmyself: if the Catholic Church gets ahold of you and starts inquisitioning your immortal ass?
GasCityGaming: can you die like, from the plague?
Diabore: Do you regrow limbs?
Mr_Horrible: if you stabbed him 3 hours south he'd be in trouble
neisan2112: Just permenantly infected
lamina5432: does he get gang green
e_bloc: what if your eye pops out
matthaus_c: 100 immortal medieval men vs 1 really violent gorilla
QuixoticScrivener: Can you out heal a virus like the plague?
Omthebox: Its magic
Kramburger: Like historical simulation Darkest Dungeon
TheWriterAleph: don't stab someone at medieval times
xantos69: I still take that deal
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c if the gorilla gets to, like, take naps and eat, then the gorilla
The_Timo: does it regrow limbs?
Diabore: How long does it take to regrow an arm?
rosesmcgee: Plague marines?
Nigouki: you become the best possible place for germ evolution. imagine the hypereffective diseases you'll evolve
vinewood_og: Sloverine
saucemaster5000: you'd still be hurting a lot
Omthebox: @The_Timo Stitch it back on unironically
Mr_Horrible: medieval dudes did *not* know how to fight
Aceviru: So getting a virus and your body has to make itself immune
letsbelgo: eventually he will live to a time where they have real medicine
The_Timo: I mean if I live forever eventually I will become cyberpunk level augmented
letsbelgo: or future medicine
theambivalentagender: What happens if you get your head chopped off?
lamina5432: the usual solve for those people is chop them up and bury the parts
Mr_Horrible: you're never looking up again for the rest of eternity
TheMerricat: Imagine getting an implant and having a healing factor....
YawnLance: What book is this?
e_bloc: what if you just have a toothache forever
silenceaux: I think the curse here is that you heal quickly but always in a way that's slightly fucked up in a permanent way
Omnipotrevor: The real curse is the novel Elantris. Where there are immortals who never heal. If you stub your toe, it will still hurt the same 2 years later as when you just got it. Every ache and pain building up over time
hackingducks:
sloverine
Omthebox: I'm reading it right now its very good
Kramburger: I imagine on a long enough tmeframe immortals just become a lump of cancerous flash
spurius: oh I am also reding that book
rosesmcgee: Death becomes her?
Mr_Horrible: which apparently James Cameron has the film rights for now
ThorSokar: Sounds like they just switched the camellion healing gene on
e_bloc: I prefer his cowriter, fitch
NightValien28: back in my highschool days I read a vampire book, a fella gets turned right in the day he smacked his toe on a nightstand, he lives with the crooked toe and dull pain forever
Mr_Horrible: to which I say "okay"
ThorSokar: Well, your liver does that now
NightValien28: the immortality resets him to the day he was turned
xantos69: @rosesmcgee That movie rocks
Mr_Horrible: he Ethan Winters it
saucemaster5000: Imagine this guy getting crushed in a compactor and feeling that pain as he regrows
rosesmcgee: @xantos69 agreed
Mr_Horrible: give him the Cube treatment
GreyThey: It seems pretty similar to the common real-world ableist thing of treating becoming disabled as a curse or the worst thing that can happen to someone
Omthebox: Or you know. Get thrown into the ocean
TheMerricat: Chat, the waffle has gone on so long I've forgotten how this thread started, has it been mentioned that it was announced recently that James Cameron is making a movie based on this book?
matthaus_c: this guy gets cremated and slowly the motes of ash start coalescing back into flesh
Kramburger: A season of torchwood delt with that issue
theambivalentagender: "I will invent the fridge to store you in"
itsr67: wassup
Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat not on stream yet no
Aceviru: Put their head next to the denim
hackingducks: freezer's better than being thrown into a foundry fire yeah
schordash: isn't there a godzilla knock off that kinda starts from one of those frozen chunks? xD
DoomBringerIL: did u guys get jock-starps for the next LoadingReadyLive?
Nigouki: burning and super healing? that's just Firepunch
Omthebox: Fireproof, but you'd die of asphyxiation for a bit
Nigouki: note: do NOT read Firepunch
QuixoticScrivener: there must always be a lich king
YawnLance: Constantly burning forever, fun
The_Timo: You'd still be scarred all over, that shit ain't healing
Mr_Horrible: Ben: "I'm humble and realistic, but also I'm built different"
Kramburger: Frostmourn hungers
theambivalentagender: You would be hurting all over everywhere forever
cutaos: always feeling the feeling of being burnt would drive me insane
YawnLance: @Nigouki What if I already have?
Mr_Horrible: eventually those nerve endings are giving up and leaving
lamina5432: but would the mind survive
ThorSokar: Living forever would suck eventually, because you watch your friends die over and over and over again, eventually you just stop making friends
AnjaZeta: Getting used to constant pain is a real mindfuck
virtue_the_cat: nerve endings will pack up and leave eventually
saucemaster5000: light me on fire like one of your french girls
Nigouki: @YawnLance I hope you found something chill and hilarious to consumer afterwards
Rhynerd: Reminds me of the anime Baccano! where the immortals int ehre could catch fire, but their immortality meant they just stayed on fire and their body would keep regenerating as fast as they were being damaged
cutaos: or phantom pains..
Mr_Horrible: Jambercramber
Seth_Erickson: Big fan of the Vigga Wolf
spurius: truth is being born into a abercrombie world is acurse by itself
Omthebox: 150 or so
Omthebox: maybe 200?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun James Cameron just announced this week that he's picked the book up to make his 'next' movie.
Mr_Horrible: @Rhynerd I should rewatch, love Baccano
QuixoticScrivener: 10,000 hours will make you a master of anything
seanmrwick: ooh I got here just in time
Darleysam: calls himself Crowbar
xantos69: @ThorSokar I have never bought that answer. I have moved states so many times in my life and all my friends from childhood I have never seen again. You just keep meeting new people and making new friends.
Kramburger: He can finally settle the debate of whether or not war has changed
Rhynerd: @Mr_Horrible I also gotta rewatch
theambivalentagender: The mind not be able to live forever just because of how much information it would need to hold onto and process through loving
kragmabutch: i need to check this book out. i enjoyed best served cold
theambivalentagender: *living
seanmrwick: it's always cool to see you both, Ben and Adam
betweenmyself:
I mean there are those folks who suffer a constant case of the hiccups for decades on end and it pretty much ruins their lives… I imagine being a burnt alive immortal must be at least *as bad* as that.
Mr_Horrible: "You still got the real in you, Sammie?"
Mr_Horrible:
matthaus_c: just this once, everybody lives
Sarah_Serinde: On a whole it's optimistic
YawnLance: There is lots of death but also whimsy
Mr_Horrible: most of them have something pretty bad happen, yeah
voren_chalco: The show's entire premise is that the main character dies frequently.
Kramburger: There's an episode where the whole thing is "just this once, nobody dies"
DMGlol: or get lost in time or some other nonsense
hackingducks: it's very "pg" type of killing usually. they tend to vaporize or blink out of existence, or get shot by phazer-type weapons
seanmrwick: something something timey whimey
QuixoticScrivener: Well, that's alright then!
ThorSokar: yea, most of the companions have a bad-end
Mr_Horrible: there was a Christmas special 1 (2?) years ago that was pretty explicitly about it
ThorSokar: To be fair, the robot dog kinda sucked
Darleysam: depressing but whimsy? As a brit that checks out
QuixoticScrivener: the Sarah Jane episode
protojman: it was a one off yeah
Kramburger: It was season 2 when sarah jane came back
hackingducks: K-9, the sarah jane stuff
gibbousm: there was a K-9 spinoff show
definenull: k-9 was on the weakest link; it was wild
neisan2112: There was a whole spinoff series with K-9
QuixoticScrivener: I miss Elizabeth Sladen.
lamina5432: dr who is a bit about how beautiful life is and theresulting partings involved
Mai_Andra: They did have the "Sarah Jane Chronicles" spin-off series, and K-9 was in it.
YawnLance: He went and did a spin off
matthaus_c: they should give K-9 depression just like Marvin the Paranoid Android
brainbosh: They had the spin off
SnackPak_: a garage up-state
Mr_Horrible: it's a wheel of crime
kragmabutch: rip to a wheel one
brainbosh: until the actress in the spin off passed away, that played sarah jane
YawnLance: WoT getting shot sucks. It was really picking up too
Darleysam: spun the wheel, and W came up
Omthebox: More Nightreign brothur
Mr_Horrible: GIVE ME MORE SCAVENGER'S REIGN GODDAMMIT
Kramburger: @kragmabutch *applause*
YawnLance: Castled Vania
Dog_of_Myth: YES
SnackPak_:
matthaus_c: Cast-mid-vania
saucemaster5000: it was a budget thing, insanely expensive even for Amazon, even with the numbers
BusTed:
YawnLance: Cast-L-Vania
betweenmyself:
Adam got all this tome now to rewatch the good season of Solo Leveling
BusTed:
raulghoulia: we could hear Ben
schordash:
🧛♂️ 
spo8n: there's too many boobs in castelvania Adam won't like it
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 Amazon still runs the retail site they have no excuse when it comes to money sinks
itsr67: yeah : ^)
DMGlol: the last season does slap
Forlorgen: You should watch Frieren Adam
Kramburger: Ben he's doing it for the bit now
twistedsylvan: Speaking of Live - cudos to both of yall for this weekend, you both killed it
SnackPak_: can't wait for 10 years from now when Adam watches it and really likes it
seanmrwick: I actually like the Castlevania show, mainly for the art style
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I mean I still wonder why they did two seasons of rings of power
GasCityGaming: I literally just started watching Andor last week, i get it.
itsr67: the last nightlord ruled
GreyThey: Oh, so that was the moment that we could hear Ben yelling from the other room
7gorobei: it sounds like it was a funding issue on WoT. it was a combined amazon/sony production and they couldnt find a solution for season 4
ThorSokar: I'm picturing Adam at Ben's funeral, and putting his hand on the casket and being "I still haven't watched it"
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 see my previous statement re: they still run the retail site
Mr_Horrible: saying "no 4K" as the camera keeps struggling is really funny
YawnLance: @saucemaster5000 They sure are doing more Rings of Power too...
DaFhaye: Ayo all
neisan2112: No crossplay makes me very sad, cus I definitely can't play it on PC
SquareDotCube: If it were Game Pass it would be worth it
Mr_Horrible: honestly I expected it to cost full retail, so I'm surprised it's less than that
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible my point is even for them running a deficit that high is still a little wild. Like, speculation for an episode of those shows is like the budget of an avatar movie
ThorSokar: it's $50?!
EvilBadman: 40 usd
Scy_Anide: I'm not playing it cuz no crossplay. One of my coworkers wanted to play but he's on PS5
ThorSokar: wow, nope
DaFhaye: My problem with the new Elden Ring is it just doesn't feel like a souls game
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 okay that's pretty weird even for them
twistedsylvan: I think that's why I'm enjoying watching streams of it, it seems fun, but that's a steep price to entry
DMGlol: japan companies just do not do online connectivity well for some reason
Seth_Erickson: the game is easily equivalent to the shadow of the erdtree dlc I think and they cost the same too
ShaneLeeAtk: No Fall Damage
seanmrwick: @DMGlol that's a shame
Mr_Horrible: it's cool that it exists, I'm glad From is experimenting with stuff, but I don't plan to buy or play it
itsr67: it's definitely "We've got fromsoft combat" and everything else is different
Omthebox: I didn't think I'd like it
GreyThey: No crossplay? During Pride??
awildshen: I've played it a bit and it feels like Elden Ring meets Risk of Rain 2
seanmrwick: is it like the "Fromsoft game" at home?
DaFhaye: Oh yeah you are right. It's just weird when it's built on Elden Ring.
saucemaster5000: Yeah I'm giving this one a skip
twistedsylvan: I'd also say, I love that From got newer staff working on it so they can get some experience and credit, 100% on board with that strategy
YawnLance: @twistedsylvan Oh that is cool. Good job From
Omthebox: Losing also isn't feels bad. Which is nice
Mr_Horrible: yeah, overall I think it's a good project, it's just not something I want, which is fine
Mr_Horrible: it's Risk of Reign 2
shendaras: How do you feel about Duskbloods?
saucemaster5000: I still think this was a project to train new folks and get some experience for duskmoon or whatever that game is called
DaFhaye: Voidcrew looked really cool
Omthebox: Void crew is great, been peeping that off and on for about a year now
vinewood_og: That was great!
The_Color_Twelve: Yay
The_Color_Twelve: its fun with a crew to jam with
YawnLance: It was not hee hee hoo hoo but seemed sick
seanmrwick: I'd love to give Elden ring a try, but the only problem I have is I don't have enough space on my desktop for it
Mai_Andra: Void Crew just went on discount on steam today.
MWGNZ: there's some mods for void crew that make things more enjoyable
Omthebox: 6 seems absurd
DaFhaye: Mmmm. Friends.....That's asking a lot
Mr_Horrible: it honestly looked like lower-stakes, multiplayer Elite Dangerous
The_Timo: 3 feels like the best amount
YawnLance: @Mr_Horrible Ohhh that's why it felt familiar
kamkazi:
just poking in to say hello to my future self watching this on youtube next week, 
you boys
The_Color_Twelve: trying to keep the life support high enough to cool the ship
The_Timo: i mean that's a vital role, and well done
Omthebox: You're at your 9-5
vinewood_og: Aye, the life of a starship engineer, laddie!
Morrigan9: how Scotty felt
Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance the UI and general depth of the minutiae felt very reminiscent of what I've seen of Elite, yeah
DaFhaye: The manager versus the employee
KWardJenx: Was a REALLY entertaining stream
The_Timo:
OIh yeah, explaining to the one guy who did the tutorial
Mr_Horrible: "Serge I have 4 digits of hours in PoE, I'm gonna be okay"
Mr_Horrible: yeah, absolutely true
vinewood_og: "Is the computer on?"
Mr_Horrible: he's actually worked in places where it's like "I literally cannot risk you not understanding this"
neisan2112: "warning coffee may be hot" kinda thing
terribleplan: regulations are written in blood
RealGamerCow: Oh yeah, my friends laugh at me when I go into "tech support mode", apparently my voice and manner of speaking change. 30 years of tech support will do that
saucemaster5000: yeah good management is both trusting your crew and not worrying about other people thinking you are a dumbass for reminding them of every fucking thing
ThorSokar: "what frekin' moron ruined for everyone and NOW we gotta have a sign!?"
DMGlol: youtube chatters are weird
matthaus_c: dongle it silly style
NotCainNorAbel: dog
Omthebox: Short podcast section today
matthaus_c: this game has Graphic
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Can I dongle it very seriously? Asking for a friend
Mr_Horrible: his weekly expedition to measure the door
Aceviru: Glitches may happen
itsr67: lmfao
Nigouki: content warning: contrived character writing
ThorSokar: hahahaha
Omthebox:
itsr67: LOL
Mr_Horrible: strategic
YawnLance:
Dog_of_Myth:
DaFhaye: brutal
GreyThey: Adam.
ButButTheJesus: Sir
DMGlol: lmao
matthaus_c: @YawnLance you can try but I remain silly
itsr67:
Mr_Horrible: forget the shooting of the chat, *this* is the real Adam Firing Squad
matthaus_c: open season you say
betweenmyself:
previously on tLoU Part 2: we got hid in the head real bad and dragged into the forest 
saucemaster5000: wait... I want a granola bar
Omthebox: Brother I forget he's got a bad ear until its mentioned every time.
drcthulu: closed season
Mr_Horrible: it's hard to go anywhere without spending money these days
betweenmyself: *hit in the head
YawnLance: Oh right this
Nigouki: Abby got Joel'd
RealGamerCow: Chicken nuggets are so expensive now
Aceviru: oh no...
drcthulu: sucks to suck
Omthebox: What do you think is in the box
xantos69: It has been weird these last few sessions because I am rooting against the character you are playing as.
seanmrwick: @RealGamerCow like.....how expensive?
Omnipotrevor: But since this is a flashback, we know there's no stakes here
Mr_Horrible: you need to have, like, dark veins emanating from that ear, Ben
saucemaster5000: @Omthebox don't you know?
Mr_Horrible: get some anime iconography on it
NotCainNorAbel: that's going to take a while to heal
YawnLance: uhhh
Nigouki: game
NightValien28: remaster
seanmrwick: ooh boy that's something to see first thing
Mr_Horrible: "I think the problem with-" *game freezes*
Omthebox: @saucemaster5000 halitrephes maasi jellyfish
RealGamerCow: Game, you okay?
hatboozeparty:
?
saucemaster5000: @Omthebox did you just cast a spell on me
Omthebox: Yes
voren_chalco: Vegetarian flashbacks
GreyThey: No stakes, unlike Castlevania
saucemaster5000: fuck
Mr_Horrible: it's not *no* stakes, it can establish character points or plot points, but also it's jarring to the player, and kind of a shortcut for writing
Omthebox: Free spleen
Diabore: thats why shes called ab-y
Mr_Horrible: talking about the woman currently being hanged "damn she ate"
EvilBadman: I think we're not in a flashback, also
Omthebox: She doesn't have wings she's a people
Nigouki: "Apostate? Have you checked your butthole!? SKIDAP-"
RealGamerCow: Owowowowow
Omthebox: Clipped his windpipe
NightValien28: that second bolt was unnecessary
saucemaster5000: got kathy bates'd
YawnLance: Did not like seeing her bones move
Mr_Horrible: thighs moment
ghyllnox: Daaaamn
DaFhaye: Wow that was fastBen
NightValien28: and now that's when leg day pays off
Omnipotrevor: @EvilBadman We have to be, otherwise what happened to Ellie?
DMGlol: crush her head like a water melon
Omthebox: New hat
bv310: Damn, nice swing with the axe
Nigouki: as always, Abby did not think this through
Mr_Horrible: "I know your arm just got broken but I need you to handle this rope"
adept_nekomancer: This is the payoff for all those leg days
Scy_Anide: What, just flex out of it Abby. Use your g uns
NightValien28: help?
itsr67: brother
Mr_Horrible: "buddy"
NightValien28: bro
saucemaster5000: hope abbey doesn't choke on her decisions
gawag_: I was expecting the shoot the rope with an arrow trick
Omthebox: "How strange, Anyway"
Mr_Horrible: oh are they not associated?
seanmrwick: @gawag_ hope she didn't "choke" on her aspirations
Juliamon: they are a third group
Mr_Horrible: oh absolutely not
Mr_Horrible: you've got a ways to go still
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh we're barely started
The_Color_Twelve: no it just keeps going
Omnipotrevor: And then we cut to a third perspective from one of their group?
Mr_Horrible: The Last Of Us Part Too Long
Mr_Horrible:
Scy_Anide: Wtf? Zombies? In a Tomb Raider game?
Juliamon: Game pls, you can't have a lengthy cutscene drop into gameplay like that
itsr67: howlongtobeat tlou2
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible The Remake
virtue_the_cat: next timeline, we play as joels daughter growing up all the way from birth until apocalypse
matthaus_c: @virtue_the_cat that one's gonna be called Fallout 3
Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox Director's Cut (the director desperately wishes this was just the TV show from the jump)
neisan2112:
I mean you only play like1.5 hours a week so that doesn't help 
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible It shows
YawnLance: Yeah you're maybe halfish way through
Mr_Horrible: I spent more time 100%'ing a cozy cooking game in a seaside town
betweenmyself: gonna run til the heat death of the universe, give or take
DMGlol:
they didn't waffle as long this time 
Natural_Ones_Only: 2 hours at a time is generous considering the podcast
shendaras: So, 18 weeks?
RealGamerCow: How much can Abby bench?
Mr_Horrible: Alan Wake 2's spot on top is gonna be rivaled
Mr_Horrible: I am deeply "meh" on the game
saucemaster5000: the game part is the least interesting part of these games
Aceviru: @RealGamerCow She can bench at least 2 story beats
matthaus_c: this is no Signalis
Mr_Horrible: but part of that is probably bleed-through of the studio and production story
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I know this is half-sarcastic but if I had a Morgan Freeman True meme I'd use it here
matthaus_c:
@Mr_Horrible it's somehow 50% sarcasm and 100% sincerity
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c knowing you this tracks, and I both understand and appreciate
Natural_Ones_Only: They did call them "apostates"
Mr_Horrible: Agnostics? In *my* post-apocalypse?
neisan2112: Yeah they were being called Apostates
matthaus_c: you gotta stimulate your apostate
ghyllnox: An apostate is basically a traitor but religious instead of political
betweenmyself: former Scabs/Seraphites, yeah
neisan2112:
@matthaus_c
letsbelgo: she looks like the lady from matilda
Mr_Horrible: Abby with enough force in that charge to duff someone twice her size is pretty impressive
Omnipotrevor: and now it's punch out
Mr_Horrible: @letsbelgo Trunchbul ran out of kids to torment, she's moving up
saucemaster5000: put abby in the pokey
DaFhaye: She can really take a hit to the jaw
NotCainNorAbel: respect the 1v1
DMGlol: lmao
DaFhaye: Well until then
Mr_Horrible: "No, wait! ...get my good side"
hackingducks: OOF
NightValien28: wait she had a gun?
Omthebox: Had a gun the whole time
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 throwin' her in the klink
ghyllnox: Now we're the big girl
betweenmyself: one of them *did* have their arm shattered into like a bajillion pieces to be fair
Natural_Ones_Only: "Listen up you primitive screwheads!"
YawnLance: Sometimes you just wanna hammer
Omthebox: I do chose the inferior melee option over ranged frequently
Mr_Horrible: I mean, gun also probably attracts more zombos
7gorobei: gotta go with what you know
letsbelgo: forest is filled with infected, didnt want to attract attention?
Omthebox: Actually her wing got clipped
matthaus_c: always respect the 1v1
RealGamerCow: That arm would be so swollen
Mr_Horrible: I mean, Lev(?) is still apprehensive of us
Mr_Horrible: brother
Omthebox: Depends on the game
DMGlol: breaking limbs must really suck in post apocalyptic society, aren't you kind of like screwed
Mr_Horrible: buuuuuuuurother
itsr67: looool
Natural_Ones_Only: Post Apocalypse Amish
ItsThugDimmadome: Hoontin gun
7gorobei: what's live action disney princess movie
ghyllnox: Huh, so the women aren't allowed to cut their hair in the cult?
Natural_Ones_Only: Live action Alladin?!
Mr_Horrible: I'd think "damn he looks pretty good" and keep walking
ItsThugDimmadome: THere's what now
Mr_Horrible:
Omthebox: One H?
saucemaster5000: I'd say "that's a man that thinks liking pre 70s movies don't make you a boomer"
RealGamerCow: Tbf I forgot the Aladdin live action
ghyllnox: And two ds
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good, oh I cried and my sides hurt from laughing
Natural_Ones_Only: I have been murdered
itira: evening gamers
matthaus_c: damn I bet that guy's middle name is Brinson
Mr_Horrible:
my angle is 
Mr_Horrible: because you're so tall, see
saucemaster5000: I'd humpty that dumpty
Omthebox: @Mr_Horrible You're a 5'12" aintcha
Mr_Horrible: no, no, matthaus would absolutely think that from the jump
ItsThugDimmadome: Game recognize game lol
saucemaster5000: I'm sorry, my son is ALSO named bort
betweenmyself: not knowing that the live action movies even exist means you weren’t exposed to the stupid, reactionary “controversies” with some of them, so there are good parts to being oblivious.
Mr_Horrible:
@Omthebox guilty but also I just look for excuses for
Mr_Horrible: it makes me laugh
Omthebox: Its a good emote
YawnLance: Very good emote
vinewood_og: How many meths?
ItsThugDimmadome: It's no Nissan Kicks
ItsThugDimmadome: I call that one the hamster car
RealGamerCow: Or Nissan cube
Mr_Horrible: sorry, Pontiac Aztec has too many similar but not quite similar enough phonemes between the two words, would drive me nuts
matthaus_c: all the other kids with the nissan kicks
Diabore: chat im behind, have we found owen yet?
terribleplan: It was kinda before it's time vs how popular modern "crossovers" are
RealGamerCow: Isn't the Aztec *huge* on the inside?
saucemaster5000: kia sorryforyourchoiceofcar
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore I don't even remember who that is, but I think no
Omthebox: Think? You dont know yet?
raulghoulia: foe neam
Juliamon: Phonemes, mouth sounds
RealGamerCow: Phantom memes
YawnLance: Phenemememememenoms
ghyllnox: @Diabore Nah but we made some Seraphite/cult apostate buddies and nearly got hanged
Natural_Ones_Only: fo-neems
Mr_Horrible: "Foe neems" it's the word for basic sounds that make up words
Juliamon: ac az tek
ghyllnox: Oh and gut cut, also nearly got our innards spilled out
public_key_reveal_party: Too much Neil cicerega, got it
betweenmyself: and it will *always* be the correct choice to include Adam in the LRR year in review quizzes, because you need someone to represent the “not in the loop” crowd
matthaus_c: if you had a macbook in elementary school you'd know what a phoneme is
raulghoulia: hard K sounds
ButButTheJesus: Phenom! that short lived 90's show that had Ashley Johnston, Ellie's voice actor
ghyllnox: Are the vertical lines just me?
ghyllnox: *horizontal
Mr_Horrible: I'm glad my idiosyncrasies can tickle Adam's funnybone
ItsThugDimmadome: Just pronounce it Pontia Caztec.
Juliamon: I don't see any horizontal lines
Mr_Horrible: REAL
Mr_Horrible: literally rolls off the tongue
SnackPak_: sorento is good
raulghoulia: isnt that a cheese?
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Thanks, weird
hackingducks: wow I was just thinking about "kia sorento"
Omthebox: Removing your ignorance and the bliss therein is part of the stream.
YawnLance: @ghyllnox Also seeing them, so not just you
Jadaris: @ghyllnox you meam... the stairs?
hackingducks: pind maradox.
terribleplan: Kia Sargento
ghyllnox: @YawnLance Ah cool thanks
SquareDotCube: sounds like it makes cheese
Mr_Horrible: @ItsThugDimmadome "My Time At Pontia"
matthaus_c: where the kiaheads at
EvilBadman: Kia Sorento sounds like a stagename
e_bloc: I sorta recall this story
Natural_Ones_Only: There's a what
ghyllnox: @Jadaris Nah they're on everything
SnackPak_: oof
GasCityGaming: how old were they?
Mr_Horrible: they think that K-Pop means Kias doing engine pops from downshifting
Juliamon: oh no
hackingducks: @EvilBadman it's a frequent sitcom joke name
The_Color_Twelve: this is like the rubber ducks thing with Jeeps isn't it
gawag_: Around here the fandom extends to people who really like to steal Kias
theambivalentagender: Pontiac Aztec reads like it would sound fantastic in some specific accent but I'm not sure which one
YawnLance: W h a t
Omthebox: "It drives"
saucemaster5000: wait did ben not know the handshake?
Mr_Horrible: "...the fact that it takes me places"
MrSarkhan: wut
EvilBadman: Fuck Kia, their cars were easily broken into and stolen
NightValien28: jee
ButButTheJesus: guh...
YawnLance: "it go"
NightValien28: jeez
adept_nekomancer: Kias. They're... fine.
vinewood_og: "Not walking"
NotCainNorAbel: I like cars but car brand people make me want to stab things
Juliamon: "It was affordable"
matthaus_c: ai generated human being ass interaction
DaFhaye: That's so weird!!!
raulghoulia: they're like subway from Community but in real life
neisan2112: Secret advertiser instead of secret shoper?
Kaaosa: it's the stinky brothers
gawag_: They're known as "the Kia Boys"
Mr_Horrible: who the fuck do you think
xantos69: I look at cars like I look at my toaster. I just need it to work and I think people who care about the kind of car they have are weird.
EvilBadman: Mine got broken into twice before I sold it.
NimrodXIV: my Kia is too old for the stealing trick. so there.
raulghoulia: whom the fuck
Omthebox: Must be talking about somebody else
virtue_the_cat: my parents had a sorrento and as an angsty teen, I slammed the door and the entire door fell off
ItsThugDimmadome: @EvilBadman I can attest to this. I'm at 5, with only 2 arrests.
ghyllnox: Uh oh, sniffies
Omnipotrevor: Anybody make the switch to full electric?
virtue_the_cat: unfortunately they are flimsy
virtue_the_cat: or at least were
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman carjackers using Detective Vision to see the catalytic converter
Natural_Ones_Only: Roommates?
saucemaster5000: give him the oats, brothaa
betweenmyself: “I love the way the Pontiac Aztec keeps me warm at night after my ex hooked up with the mail man and got the house and kids.” PONTIAC
Mr_Horrible: he's a knower
Kaaosa: i smiled
Kramburger: Ouhe
Omthebox: 5%
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself what the fuck
DarknessKingCoH: There were a couple years of Kia's that could be started with a usb cable/stick.
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible It's not even that. They don't have immobilizers so they can be jacked with little effort, and the back window doesn't set off its alarm
Mr_Horrible: badge of honor
gualdhar: You get invited to the cookout but you don't get to bring food, you're stuck bringing beer
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman that does seem like pretty glaring oversights, yeah
betweenmyself:
@mr_horrible some corporate shill asks you what excites you about their product, ya just turn it into a wtf moment
theambivalentagender: Who up jackin' their Kia Sorento
Kramburger: That all hinges on if David's invited to the cookout
Mr_Horrible: @betweenmyself understandable, have a nice day
EvilBadman: The fact you don't know what The Cookout is vs a BBQ is pretty solid evidence
RealGamerCow: Bruh
Kaaosa: i'm the host of the cookout
kimmibeans: That's not a BBQ
SquareDotCube: oh my god a literal BYOBB BBBQ
saucemaster5000: Jesus christ
matthaus_c: wha
YawnLance: ????
Kramburger: @Kaaosa *A* cookout
adept_nekomancer: That's "Bring your own Meat" party
MrSarkhan: That's not right
Omthebox: That's just a B
DaFhaye: Soooooo.......They have a grill
Diabore: its a byo food event? fuck no
vinewood_og: Uhhhh what?
YawnLance: Fuck right off
gualdhar: so Ben that is a thing, but you announce it's a BYOBBQ
NimrodXIV: "come to my house and cook your own food" ?
Kramburger: UM
terribleplan: They expected everyone else to feed them. WHAT
ItsThugDimmadome: B R U H
xantos69: Bro you gotta clearly communicate that in the invite.
Thefluffiestguineapig: HUH
ShaneLeeAtk: Call it a potluck
Mr_Horrible: contributing the grill and location, I suppose?
Kaaosa: love to host a potluck where i don't make anything
DaFhaye: Did they ccook it?
saucemaster5000: yeah that's a fucking potluck
neisan2112: Day of is fucking wild
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then that's not the correct word to use
Juliamon: Our neighborhood did something similar, but they DID provide sides and drinks and jello shots
hackingducks: that's not a barbecue, that's having a grill.
Mr_Horrible: I am preternaturally white, so I'm not privy to this shit
Nigouki: why is so much of North America so dogshit on hospitality?
raulghoulia: ive done that but it was competitive and we called it Grills Gone Wild
lamina5432: at least buy some prepackaged burgers and dogs.
lochnessseammonster: i've been to a few bbqs like that but it was always specified
vinewood_og: I can do that. AT HOME.
neisan2112: I remember you telling this before and it still baffles me
ItsThugDimmadome: "What did you bring?" *Gestures to house*
SquareDotCube: shoulda shown the Simpsons episode
saucemaster5000: "behold I have fire"
adept_nekomancer: You have to at least provide some bratwurst or something.
Aceviru: It does make sure that if you can't eat something you have something and don't get left out
matthaus_c: I don't have a grill, can people still come feed me
Diabore: "heres the deal, you use my bbq, and i eat your food, deal?"
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c sure
Juliamon: as someone who doesn't really care much for meat, it was a good deal for me
matthaus_c:
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 okay slow down there Prometheus. You still got your liver, too, you poser?
ItsThugDimmadome: @matthaus_c Hope ya like raisins in potato salad.
betweenmyself: invite everyone to Thanksgiving dinner then bust out a turkey sandwich you got at the deli, “So what are yall eating?”
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have intense dietary restrictions so I have a very small list of people who I trust to feed me
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible not after I finish this wine cellar
neisan2112: You can't call it a bbq if No one is bringing bbq
terribleplan: AND you bring at least one thing that isn't just cooking equipment...
neisan2112: Not even yourself
EvilBadman: But wrapping back The Cookout is very much not a BBQ, in the parlance of our times
matthaus_c:
@ItsThugDimmadome I mean I don't hate it 
YawnLance: But you don't do that with zero notice lmao
Omthebox: Its a BBQ
RealGamerCow: Tri-Sum chips
xantos69: Ok, but BBQ chips at a BBQ makes sense.
saucemaster5000: also I'd block that eagle @Mr_Horrible
Darleysam: assigned burgers at lunch
solarsheeptoken: intel chips
ItsThugDimmadome: @matthaus_c THIS ONE RIGHT HERE OFFICER
DaFhaye: Spicy cheddar
Omnipotrevor: Corn or potato though?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 can you brick me up down there (non-sexual)? I want an excuse to shout FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR
Scy_Anide: Can I bring regular chips and put them on the BBQ?
gualdhar: nice acid trip
DaFhaye: mango habanero
lamina5432: barbecue pringles though.
raulghoulia: that's like putting a tomato slice AND ketchup on a burger or Ice water
Mr_Horrible: although in this case it'd be FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE-MASTOR
Omthebox: I'm casting All Chips To BBQ on you.
gualdhar: psychopaths
vinewood_og: Serial killers
matthaus_c: unhinged grandmothers
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Yes. For the love of god.
ItsThugDimmadome: Suburbanites
SnackPak_: that sounds fine
letsbelgo: its a thing
Kaaosa: raisins don't belong in any food item
DaFhaye: I have never heard of this mix
RealGamerCow: I am 100% with Adam on this. The actual BBQ flavor makes BBQ chips taste horrible
MrSarkhan: No definitely not
Seth_Erickson: that sounds like british to me
Gooseblast: That's bait
hackingducks: monsters. it's definitely not an american thing.
Kaaosa: they are a solo edible only
Seth_Erickson: never once have I heard of that
Diabore: windmill slam lie eat a wing
Omnipotrevor: Fuck, I would take grapes before raisins
ItsThugDimmadome: @Kaaosa They put in work in my overnight oats
gualdhar: that's true, the brits have way more food crimes than the US
Natural_Ones_Only: ive had raisins in fish salad
gawag_: It's a thing from the 70s, I think?
DaFhaye: British does equal no taste
public_key_reveal_party: It is a thing in America, but like 99.9% of us also think it is gross
Seth_Erickson: grapes are bangers
CaptainSpam:
Don't you try to unload that bullhonkey on us, Savidan, we don't know what that is. 
DaFhaye: I can down a pound of grapes
Omthebox: I wish they came in slightly smaller quantities
raulghoulia: what about grape juice?
Juliamon: Raisins belong in carrot raisin salad and maybe chicken salad (though cranberries are better) and that's IT
gawag_: It makes sense in chicken salad sometimes
saucemaster5000: frozen grapes are nature's ice cream
Omnipotrevor: In a potato salad though?
matthaus_c: I've had raisins in chicken salad a lot
Thefluffiestguineapig: Grapes in potato salad is good
RealGamerCow: Grapes are amazing.
theambivalentagender: Raisins belong in the trash
Diabore: if you like grapes but not raisins maybe you just like water adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Raisins in potato salad is bad
GreyThey:
Replace BBQ chips with grape-flavored chips 
Gaelan_Maestro: some people put raisins in mac and cheese
YawnLance: Y'all need to stop putting raisins in things is what I'm learning today
adept_nekomancer: Or... just give me the grapes and keep the potato salad
ItsThugDimmadome: I've heard it's a thing from rap battles.
matthaus_c: bad day to be a raisin enjoyer
RealGamerCow: Frozen frapes.
ShaneLeeAtk: Bugles and Harvest Cheddar SunChips
ghizmou: but like strawberries in a salad is great, why can't grape be great
theambivalentagender: @gaelan_maestro no they don't what
RealGamerCow: Grapes
saucemaster5000: grapes plus mayo not okayo
DaFhaye: Grapes in chicken salad is really good
Seth_Erickson: My dad is renowned, by my family at least, for his potato salad and never once has a grape or equivalent touched it
NotCainNorAbel: creamy potato salad sure. not german potato salad
ItsThugDimmadome: HELL YEAH BEN
Seth_Erickson: grapes in chicken salad makes perfect sense thoug
protojman: add some apple pie spice to your next oatmeal raisin
lochnessseammonster: i would do dried cranberries
YawnLance: Raisins are great, I don't need them in potato and / or meat-based salads
betweenmyself: sounds like someone looking for a way to ditch the random packs of raisins they got from Halloween; just put them in a random dosh when people are coming over
Juliamon: but also apparently a lot of people put raisins in kugel and that's just ????? to me
theambivalentagender: It's OK to be wrong about cookies Ben
Natural_Ones_Only: @Juliamon no
ItsThugDimmadome: Warm with bacon I think
saucemaster5000: german is Vinegar/onion/bacoin based
Omthebox: Adam
ghizmou: the potatoes are roasted in german salad
Gaelan_Maestro: we make a side dish called grape salad, you cut up a bunch of grapes, add cashews, and sprinkle with brown sugar and let sit overnight
kimmibeans: German potato salad does not have mayo
betweenmyself: *random dish
terribleplan: White vs yellow?
matthaus_c: how many ways can you salad a potato
xantos69: It is like normal potato salad, but very efficient.
GasCityGaming: Starting in 2usually warm and mustard based dressing
ItsThugDimmadome: I've had it before. It's really good.
EvilBadman: German potato salad is mustard forward and warm
saucemaster5000: german potato salad is quite different
rosesmcgee: I dunno dog, what's german potato salad with you?
Seth_Erickson: how dare you not know the cuisine of a country you don't live in Adam
Seth_Erickson: smh
Kramburger: My best friend's mum is czech and she potato salad is to die for
vinewood_og: Southern potato salad, red skin potato salad, etc.... still no effing raisins!!!
saucemaster5000: I haven't been to france but I know what french fries taste like
Omthebox:
Kramburger: Mustarrd in potato salad goes hard
public_key_reveal_party: I have never been to Germany but I have watched Graham's vlogs
matthaus_c: french fries aren't even french
rosesmcgee: freedom fries, borther
NotCainNorAbel: german potato salad is vinegar and some mustard based salad. typically with some bacon bits.
ItsThugDimmadome: Those are Belgian
Omthebox: You dont cook fries they just appear
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xantos69: I apologize for my country yet again.
adept_nekomancer: A lot of us down here didn't like that either.
Juliamon: if you don't put mustard in your potato salad you should definitely start
Omthebox: I just feel sad about it tbh
The_Color_Twelve: I mean a lot of people here thought it was dumb at the time too
lamina5432: it's ok we have no freedom here
betweenmyself: performative patriotism of the worst kind
saucemaster5000: fries aren't even really belgian, it's not weird to think cut up potatoes fried are good
Kramburger: Remer that the US wouldn't exist without francr
DarknessKingCoH: All because France didn't agree with what we were doing in middle east.
theambivalentagender: I remember hearing about the freedom fries thing as a kid
Seth_Erickson: listen as stupid as it is freedom fries is a very funny name
hackingducks: i had amish potato salad and it's still one of the best mayo-salads I've ever had.
Kramburger: It was Iraq post 9-11
letsbelgo: post 9-11 stuff
terribleplan: Was it Iraq?
protojman: unlike other recent examples
Omnipotrevor: I mean, the reason that hot dogs have the truly terrible name "hot dogs" is because their real name was too german
DarknessKingCoH: Turns out, they weren't wrong.
The_Color_Twelve: It was after 9/11 and the whole war on terror stuff
letsbelgo: stupid right wingers doing stupid shit
saucemaster5000: in WW2 they tried to change sauerkraut to "Liberty Cabbage"
kimmibeans: I thought the Freedom Fries (TM) thing also happened in WWII?
protojman: that's wiiiiiild
saucemaster5000: they really did
adept_nekomancer: There is no freedom in cabbage.
ItsThugDimmadome: Cabbage with shell casing lol
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 this unfortunately let everyone know what was in sauerkraut, decimating sales
Kramburger: The war of indepandece was a proxy war between the brits and france
RealGamerCow: Liberty cabbage sounds like a term for weed
shamblingkrenshar: Liberty Cabbage sounds like Super Earth
Juliamon: right wingers STILL do bullshit like that with zero irony
YawnLance: who up liberating they cabbage?
Gaelan_Maestro: om nom nommy
The_Timo: you have 3 bombs just sittin there lol
Nigouki: I bet Ellie would have no trouble with this section
EvilBadman: The camera was doing some weird auto focus when on the booth earlier
theambivalentagender: Imagine doing that with other foods. Bratwurst? No, Liberated Sausage.
The_Color_Twelve: oh yeah that does look rather different
ButButTheJesus:
kimmibeans: It's your party and you can scream if you want to
Natural_Ones_Only: Turn up that gain and screammmmm
Juliamon: the ol' !shhh
Seth_Erickson: If the canadian people were to ever try and change a food name to reflect their country what food would it be and what would you call it
GreyThey: LRR just needs a soundproof room for Adam's streams
Omnipotrevor: @theambivalentagender Again, it worked for hot dogs.
hackingducks: @theambivalentagender there are too many of them to do that.
matthaus_c: Canadian Pizza
EvilBadman: Beavertails
kimmibeans: Canada already has poutine
Juliamon: What would you rename poutine if you disavowed French
RealGamerCow: Donair.
Kaaosa: pain au cul
betweenmyself:
today in dumb right winger news the White House is planning to change the name of the USS Harvey Milk, because the name threatens “doesn’t reflect the warrior spirit of the armed forces” or some dumb shit
adept_nekomancer: @Seth_Erickson I mean, there was the "Canadiano" thing (renaming the "Americano" in the wake of the whole US tarriff situation)
ItsThugDimmadome: @Seth_Erickson Beouf Bourguignon to "Hey Buddy" Stew
hackingducks: @Juliamon curds n gravy.
GreyThey: You'd have the option of being louder if it was soundproofed, though
Seth_Erickson: @adept_nekomancer great answers
GasCityGaming: those horizontal lines actually in game?
RealGamerCow: I love soundproof rooms.
Seth_Erickson: the loudest elder in the old folks home
Juliamon: I'm not seeing the lines but apparently some people are??
Omthebox: I've got genetic hearing loss in my future
NightValien28: that must be dlss messing up
terribleplan: That shader, oof
ButButTheJesus: wtffff
YawnLance: Okay glad it's not twitch
Morrigan9: odd
xantos69: I would like to report a bug?
Seth_Erickson: I can see the lines yeah
ghyllnox: Yeah those are the lines
NightValien28: jesus it looks like shit
Natural_Ones_Only: oh its not just me
betweenmyself: yeah, seeing some lines
Nigouki: you didn't compile the shaders properly!
Juliamon: Oh, now it's showing up
YawnLance: I've been seeing it for ages
The_Timo: No, that's a lighting bug
Larkonus: This seems... fine and normal. (/s)
brainbosh: matrix vision
ButButTheJesus: no it should not look like that
7gorobei: the matrix is breaking
Natural_Ones_Only: Reeeeeee-Master!
ShaneLeeAtk: Mmm.. scanlines
hackingducks: that is some fun glitching
rosesmcgee: Looks like Manhunt
kimmibeans: @adept_nekomancer But... an Americano is called that because Americans during WWII (or was it WWI?) couldn't handle European coffee, so they had to water it down
protojman: crt mode
Mr_Horrible: @adept_nekomancer that's extra funny considering "Americano" was originally a derogatory jab about how American soldiers couldn't handle espresso
Omnipotrevor: I never understand what vsync is. Is this vsync?
ghyllnox: Looks like I'm watching through the blinds
The_Timo: probably a post process you can toggle off to fix
EvilBadman: Maybe double check the vid settings?
The_Timo: @Omnipotrevor No
hackingducks: this is not vsync, no.
Juliamon: that's not vsync
Mr_Horrible: damn, Adam beat me to it
xantos69: Gotta recompile those shaders bro
Juliamon: vsync is screen tear
Kaaosa: monster train??/
Omthebox: Its very good
YawnLance: Remastered (derogatory)
Kaaosa: btw ben i'm on a higher covenant rank than you
Mr_Horrible: that's not the kind of Monster Train I'm interested in, brother
hackingducks: that was some kind of shader corruption
Larkonus: It has monster in the name, it must be spooky.
Seth_Erickson: Diceomancer is the only card game I need
Natural_Ones_Only: Magic The Gathering!
Kaaosa: don't be happy for me
Kaaosa: how dare you
adept_nekomancer: @kimmibeans That actually does make it funnier. Today I learned.
gualdhar: speaking of monsters
gualdhar: Adam, how's Akuma doing in Monster Hunter Wilds
SnackPak_: so mean
DaFhaye: Man Ben you mentioned Monster Train last stream and I tried it and now I'm hooked
Natural_Ones_Only: Thems fighting words
Mr_Horrible: gonna be a crowded rocket
Kaaosa: so you're piloting the rocket then, adam?
vinewood_og: Nobody deserves a punishment that severe
Kaaosa: oh, my mistake
RealGamerCow: Bring some ketamine.
saucemaster5000: musk lets chatgpt pilot
ItsThugDimmadome: It's so sick
Juliamon: no he lets Grok pilot
hackingducks: @saucemaster5000 might as well be walking on the sun
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon ew, but true
YawnLance: 👀
Mr_Horrible: I still haven't started Blasphemous 2
ItsThugDimmadome:
So there's a chance you return to Yakuza 0
Natural_Ones_Only: oooooh
Mr_Horrible: we're never getting out of this hole
MWGNZ: homestream poggers
shendaras:
ShaneLeeAtk: Don't threaten us with a good time
DaFhaye: I decided to let Monster Hunter Wilds sit. I want it to get more content before I burn out
ItsThugDimmadome: Nah that's fair/
Juliamon: bull. shit.
Mr_Horrible:
at last, I can tune into seabats streams again
Omthebox: Set these bone shards
saucemaster5000: what? no
YawnLance:
I'm sure it'll be fine 
Juliamon: Yara what the hell
GasCityGaming: it's powder
Seth_Erickson:
He's got one more big boss than he can finish the game
Natural_Ones_Only: Those bones were hammered
MWGNZ: set, in cast iron
betweenmyself: let’s fashion this pile of ground meat back into an arm now
ButButTheJesus: yeah nah
Forlorgen: thats some pins in your arm break
The_Timo: I mean what more could you possibly do here?
ItsThugDimmadome: We got zombies in this game. I'll let it ride.
saucemaster5000: no fucking way
gualdhar: nah her arm's fucked
Juliamon: we played Wolf Among Us, Yara
RealGamerCow: Yakuza games are Ian games. I don't think Ian games and Adam games overlap much
Mr_Horrible: I feel like that shit got liquified, yeah
saucemaster5000: people built different in the apocalypse
xantos69: "This is going to hurt more than anything you ever ever felt."
The_Color_Twelve: set? Set what? she took multiple hammer shots directly to the bone
Kramburger: You should play yakuza 6, it has no pron, a gym minigame, NJPW villians and fully playable virta fighter
Andymonium: They smashed a joint specifically, ain't no "set" can fix that
kimmibeans: Listen, it works
matthaus_c: whatever you say, video game
Larkonus: "Hey, I was gonna sit on that!"
Seth_Erickson: no Made in Abyss scene for this arm
EvilBadman: Yakuza is king of "main story normal, side missions weird as fuck"
hackingducks: needs to be amputated. that's never healing right.
Andymonium: Far Cry wants their healing back
ItsThugDimmadome: @RealGamerCow smash cut to Ian reaching Legend in SF6.
YawnLance: Bye Lev!
Mr_Horrible: she'll be peachy keen
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam confirmed Not A Weeb
DaFhaye: What about the new Doom?
Mr_Horrible: what *is* a meta for, though?
Seth_Erickson: The batting cages were fun while they lasted though
Omthebox: What's the Metaphor
Mr_Horrible: if you think Metaphor is peak anime, brother
Seth_Erickson: I liked Metaphor I need to finish it sometime
letsbelgo: its a good jrpg
Omthebox: Damn
tehfewl: metaphor has banger music
Obos_TAB: for poopin
lamina5432: found a large woman in unicorn overlord and thought of the nope bois
saucemaster5000: Plot twist it's a Simile
YawnLance:
I cannot do Persona games because of the time systems 
Omnipotrevor: You could try FF7R for that. It isn't even turn based anymore
Omthebox: That's deep
GasCityGaming: is it using 'like or as'?
mrjujubeans: Sounds more like hyperbole
Kaaosa: i did
Seth_Erickson: The Dark Ages
GasCityGaming: new Doom is Solid
Omthebox: I've been playing it
letsbelgo: doom cool
Mr_Horrible: sitting Ben down in the Ludivico Technique chair, and making him experience Hundred Line
Omthebox: Its fun
protojman: just beat it.
betweenmyself: was able to power through Metaphor despite the calendar mechanic which typically puts me off of the Persona series
Diabore: fine tm
Mr_Horrible: no Mick Gordon is definitely a downgrade
Seth_Erickson: I've heard it is good and the music is worse without Mick Gordon
DaFhaye: I really want to play Metaphor but I haven't been vibing with Atlus. Don't like that they keep on releasing games then next year release the complete version
EvilBadman: I whipped through it. It is perfectly fine.
ButButTheJesus: better than Eternal, is what I understand
Blakemcm: i thought it was great. very different from the last one but great
lamina5432: the sand storms look neat
Kaaosa: the music feels extremely hollow and the game play is extremely not what i think of when i say "i want to play a doom game"
matthaus_c: no pressure
Mr_Horrible: but I also hear the complaint that it's like a Darksiders 1->2 situation, where it's very open but also feels very empty
itira: the pressure
protojman: it's good. not as good as Eternal.
Mr_Horrible: "not as good as Eternal" is pretty damning for me
Seth_Erickson: damning sentence to the game
DaFhaye: No Eternal was loved
protojman: eternal was amazing?
letsbelgo: who hated eternal?
letsbelgo: eternals great
matthaus_c: too late that's your opinion now
DMGlol: the 1st doom is the only good doom
Mr_Horrible: lots of people hate eternal
Mr_Horrible: I'm one of them
EvilBadman: Doom Dark Ages is "I hope you like parrying bright green projectiles"
raulghoulia: the first doom? on like the 3do?
Seth_Erickson: people do like Eternal but lots also don't like them
Obos_TAB: eternal was too much new stuff
drcthulu: eternal was good, whatchu talking bout
Zeouter: Eternal was a bit divisive
RealGamerCow: I downloaded Doom from a BBS at 2400 baud.
Forlorgen: wolfenstien was the best doom
Kaaosa: remember how people didn't like doom 3? well this is the 3rd game in the reboot
hackingducks: new doom? can't run it on a toaster or a refrigerator. sharp elbows. 2/10.
protojman: I played the originals. I think the 2016 and Eternal are really well-made games. I'm not a violence guy but they're solid and know what they are
Mr_Horrible: there's people that think Eternal is better than 2016, there's people that think Eternal is worse than 2016. There's *no one* that thinks 2016 was bad.
EvilBadman: Eternal had a lot of platforming people did not enjoy
DMGlol:
can you play doom eternal on your refrigerator? didn't think so 
ItsThugDimmadome: DOOM 1 on what platform tho? Toaster or calculator?
TheMerricat: So looked it up, 'fun' fact. That that sort of "Hammer to the arm" punishment was used in the 'old times' as part of an execution method. The hammer didn't just break the bones, it PULVERIZED them and the shards of bone left would help ensure the person bled out. There should have been no coming out from that sort of hit.
Omthebox: You get a shield that doubles as a chainsaw. Which is cool
betweenmyself: yeah, gen xers like their ripping and their tearing
Seth_Erickson: 2016 Doom is great
Obos_TAB: 2016 was such a vibe too
The_Color_Twelve: toothbrush
saucemaster5000: I also liked 2016 doom and don't like FPS
protojman: Adam I think you would like Eternal
DaFhaye: Doom is good for shutting your brain off and just going through levels and enemies
Mr_Horrible: gotta play on that pregnancy test, brother
gualdhar: you can play doom on the Doom collection edition box
Natural_Ones_Only: Doom on Crabs
Kaaosa: 2016 was great, eternal was good enough, shieldguy is skippable
Omthebox: There are so many games out right now
saucemaster5000: The SF6 patch is in one hour adam
ItsThugDimmadome: Healing is back baybeeeeeeee
Seth_Erickson: Slormancer is waiting as well
Mr_Horrible: "calendar's full, brother"
RealGamerCow: How is Claire Obscura Adam?
tehfewl: Deltarune Tomorrow!
protojman: you good.
kimmibeans: I'm still very slowly making my way through the Kingdom Hearts series
Seth_Erickson: One Big side Boss and then the Final story area/sequence
Kaaosa: actually, adam, when you played doom 2016, did you think to yourself "i wish there were more cutscenes that i am not in and that could have been a voiceover while i was playing?" if so, then new doom is a+
Obos_TAB: i've been head in the sand when it comes to a lot of TLOU. Do dead people get turned into zombies or just living people?
lamina5432: had to stop watching to avoid spoilers
Diabore: its a really good j'rpg
Mr_Horrible: rpg with some active combat aspects
The_Color_Twelve: if you prefer turn based rpg it will be a bit annoying
kimmibeans: @Obos_TAB Living people are bitten and get turned into zombies
kimmibeans: Dead people are not
betweenmyself: @obos_tab just living people, bitten or exposed to spores
Kaaosa: did you need a narrative reason to kill cool monsters? because they really think you need that
protojman: can confirm
letsbelgo: playing obscura on expert was fun, not too hard but not too easy
GasCityGaming: The more open maps in this one were a little too samey to me
GreyThey: Are there any games you really want to play but know you'll never get to, because too many other things will come out and take priority?
GasCityGaming: Doom i mean
Mr_Horrible: it *can* be neat but also it smacks of "we want people to make a wiki about this game"
protojman: most of the things i've heard folks say about the new one check out
EvilBadman: @kaaosa Dark Ages starting with a 5 min cutscene made me laugh for a good bit
Seth_Erickson: Why can't I have a narrative to kill demons
matthaus_c: I like having narrative reasons to not kill the cool monsters
Kaaosa: @EvilBadman it's so jarring lmao
YawnLance: lmao
Omthebox: Doom guy also canonically doesn't care for exposition much
Gooseblast: D:
hackingducks: SHOTS FIRED
Larkonus: [Sounds of angry typing]
Natural_Ones_Only: see: talking sim
tehfewl: weak bait
DaFhaye: I think you have it backwards for Chrono trigger
shendaras:
mrjujubeans: that kitchey 90’s lore can be rather tantalizing
Mr_Horrible: Ben's Obvious Bait quotient fulfilled for the stream
GasCityGaming: Ben plays Chrono Trigger, Adam watched Castlevania
raulghoulia: Adam will watch Castlevania when Ben plays Chrono Trigger
Kaaosa: i'm a chrono trigger person
saucemaster5000: chrono trigger was great for its time and it's still okay
The_Color_Twelve: its like castlevania
matthaus_c: chrono trigger fans are all just sad about a horse
Obos_TAB: anyway, enough about divisive franchises. Im going to go play Civ 7. Have fun
adept_nekomancer: It was one of the first RPGs I played, so it has nostalgia value for me.
Pharmacistjudge: it’s a 15 hour rpg
Seth_Erickson: @matthaus_c I thought that was Shadow of the Colossus fans
DaFhaye: People play Pokemon. That is barely a game
Mr_Horrible: "If only someone would recommend something to me"
The_Color_Twelve: I played Chrono trigger 10 years after it came out and loved it so much
mrjujubeans: Adam’s just missing out on
matthaus_c:
@Seth_Erickson yeah that's what I was getting at
ItsThugDimmadome: Same
CatTreeDreamCar: As someone who's playing Chrono Trigger for the first time right now, it rules. I'm LOVING it.
MrSarkhan: Same
tehfewl: Shadow of the Colossus fans are sad about a horse
Mr_Horrible: it really depends if it's hitting for me
ItsThugDimmadome: I can do video essays more easily tho
Forlorgen: This is what second monitors are for
vinewood_og: Can't watch a 2 hour movie, can binge a series for 6
Forlorgen: watching tv and playing video games
Mr_Horrible: it's also why I try to watch movies in theaters more these days
saucemaster5000: Substance sure is a "just throw it on" movie. Light viewing
lamina5432: I'm triple monitoring
Mr_Horrible: if I'm watching a movie or a show it needs to be the only thing
RealGamerCow: I have tried watching Severance twice and I just get depressed and stop
Omthebox: Shocked to hear this news Adam
Mr_Horrible: otherwise I'm not actually trying to follow it and I'm just gonna annoy myself
DaFhaye: Yeah....I couldn't imagine doing that
drcthulu: one track mind
theambivalentagender: Second/third monitor content is how my brain survives
tehfewl: im up to 3 monitors now, and i fear for when i make the jump to 4 or more
BusTed:
we didn't miss the crossbow 
Mr_Horrible: I can have like a stream or something on monitor 2, but it has to not be something I feel like I need to follow
Seth_Erickson: I can't watch tv shows or movies with other stuff in the background but I often play games with streams or videos in the background
DragaFireHawk: I can do a show or movie on the second monitor until I actually have to focus on something, like M+, then I just gotta turn the second monitor thing off
itira: i usually have a stream and a game but i zero in on one or the other. i cant really pay attention to both
darkcyril: Greetings from the second monitor.
rosesmcgee: Sometimes you are on the TV
DaFhaye: I just found if funny because I'm in the middle of raid
Mr_Horrible: I mean you're on 1 right now
letsbelgo: Im doing Cresent Occult fates while watching this. Its fine for grindy mindless stuff
protojman: yall go up on the living room tv
a_god_selfmade: main monitor while i knit
Natural_Ones_Only: you're full screen on 1
Karimsicle: Hi main monitors!
schordash: o/
GasCityGaming: I watch y'all on my TV while eating dinner
YawnLance:
You've always been main monitor content for me
Omthebox: This stream is fun to interact with chat in too.
Earthenone: i rarely can get away with "one thing" it needs to be something forign with subtitles or like a game i am comunicating with other people in
mrjujubeans: Monitor 1: LRR Monitor 2: Windshield
Forlorgen: Your on the 55" for me bros
Mr_Horrible: but I like chatting during LN, so monitor 1 is appropriate
theambivalentagender: Y'all are on Mt TV right now while I'm working on magic decks for vegas
The_Color_Twelve: I'm usually main monitor for most streams but I also have a lot of free time these days
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Lifelong movie enjoyer, have finally given up on thaters sadly. Too expensive, too few things high quality enough to justify the big screen. But then again, my friend dragged me to "Until Dawn" while I begged him to let us see "sinners" instead
a_god_selfmade: a lace sweater
Natural_Ones_Only: Not Adam?
theambivalentagender: *my tv
tehfewl: [stream monitor][main monitor][wiki/info for game im playing]
Seth_Erickson: you're always on monitor 1 for me but sometimes behind the game, which is Nightreign this time
schordash: you're on the living room tv bb
Forlorgen: Large and in charge spoopy boys
ButButTheJesus: on 55" here too while I play balatro
ShaneLeeAtk: I have you on 3 devices. Two main monitors and a cell phone
nifleon: main monitor while brew commander
Obos_TAB: with sf6 patch dropping, the next lets nope can just be you watching elena say HEALING
ghyllnox: Main monitor but I need a lot of stimulation so I'm also on my phone
rosesmcgee: Couldn't get the rights to use Sound Transit? Immersion destroyed
NotCainNorAbel: When I worked from home twitch was amazing; having another person 'in the room' was nice. Now I'm mostly evening watching on my laptop while cooking
calculated_uncertainties: Depends on the stream for me. This is a company stream.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 okay yeah that's what we call "negative polarization". Also pull a gun on your friend and force them into the IMAX when Sinners gets its rerun
Omthebox: Its a set dressing
GasCityGaming: 360 and gamecube brothuuuur
Omthebox: This is my normal human TV in the normal human TV place
EvilBadman: I mean LRR operates on twitch like a network
rosesmcgee: Living is furnished to fool the normies
far2muchsarcasm: i've been thinking of fully getting rid of my TV i hardly ever use
theambivalentagender: The only reason why I'm not juggling a game right now is because I broke my computer trying to update the cpu
Pharmacistjudge: when playing games is your job I can see how playing for fun loses appeal
milarella: I have you guys up on my living room TV right now
schordash: yeah no cable here
far2muchsarcasm: it's also a 24" screen
The_Color_Twelve: 64 and a cube
tehfewl: i put on the living room TV for "Not a Drop to Drink"
JessieImproved: My partner uses the TV but for Youtube so..
far2muchsarcasm: so it's not exactly dominating the living room
milarella: But I'm also doing crochet
Forlorgen: I bought a mini pc, its good but get one with 16+ Gigs of ram
Kramburger: My 4 year old is learning about live tv, if she messes around at bedtime she misses the episode of bluey and the abc kids goodnight song
The_Timo: @The_Color_Twelve Nice! same, plus the snes
schordash: adam's coffee table getting more ise than his living room tv eh
Earthenone: or dark cloud
DaFhaye: That's why I like rogue likes and souls games
e_bloc: like you can't quote the deep lore of Diablo, Adam
Kaaosa: adam when am i finishing dark cloud 2 with you
Omthebox: You've got a good few hours in Nightreign too.
Mr_Horrible: it's a rough dichotomy
Omthebox: Your streams were very cozy Ben, I will admit
MrsLlante: my ADHD brain would not let me play 1 game forever
DaFhaye: Ben you weren't a pokemon streamer?
Mr_Horrible: at the BBQ
theambivalentagender: You've said that before on your home stream Ben.
Darleysam: I don't think I watch a single one-game streamer
SquareDotCube: I remember your Pokemon modded nuzlocke runs, Ben
Kaaosa: from the first second i starting playing you've been saying that lmao
drcthulu: Adam the Noita streamer
Kaaosa: i still don't know what it is
EvilBadman: 1 game streamers are the least interesting to me, but I understand the reasoning
Forlorgen: I think youd be a more popular streamer adam if you were a Just Dance streamer
Mr_Horrible: most of the folks I frequent have one or two things they have as a default/fallback, but none that are just "one game all the time"
itira:
@Kaaosa
e_bloc: if I could wish one LRR project into existance, it would be the Adam and Ben 10-episode podcast about the lore of Daymare and the sequel
schordash: i liked your pokemon streams, ben ✌️
Omnipotrevor: nonstop stardew valley?
MrsLlante: It's that question like, pick one game to play forever...
Mr_Horrible: and the fallbacks are typically just "whatever's got its hooks in them"
saucemaster5000: Link to the Past Randomizer
The_Timo: PoE? be the main PoE guy
Natural_Ones_Only: Adam playing League of Legends
ItsThugDimmadome: I liked both of your guyses Pokemon/Ironmon streams.
betweenmyself: the story of this boat is pretty much only in the papers Ben is ignoring so TLDR: this ferry was carrying passengers right when the outbreak first started, people got sick, captain said not to make land to prevent it from spreading, there was a mutiny and the ship ran aground here by the Marina/Aquarium
Diabore: a lot of magic streamers i watch do variety days
GreyThey: Aren't there people who stream working out? Adam could probably get pretty popular doing that.
Natural_Ones_Only: Jorbs is doing Monster Train 2 rn
SquareDotCube: you could just dig holes like James
e_bloc: PoE only, but every 20 minutes walk away and put up a "Changing Outfits" message. never change outfits
itira: hahahaha
Earthenone: get you a friend like ben
Darleysam: I'd lose my mind if I had to keep playing the same game over and over again
Omthebox: Muscled too hard
EvilBadman: RIP the Seattle Aqueduct
matthaus_c: never seen a man more relieved
MrsLlante: OMG Adam being a fitness influencer?
Diabore: his legs gonna start going
xantos69: Friendship
rosesmcgee: That's what friends are for
Natural_Ones_Only: Roommates
ghyllnox: Scritchiessss
rosesmcgee: literally got your back
matthaus_c: brother made the sound like Oceiros the Consumed King
ButButTheJesus: under shoulder blade is hard
Larkonus: +5 Bro Points
ItsThugDimmadome: @e_bloc The payoff is panning to the closet and showing 30 of the same outfit.
Omnipotrevor: I'd kind of like to see someone stream all of Yahtzee's games sometime
Earthenone: i usualy just use a chair
Mr_Horrible: at 2AM: "Ben I've got an itch in the small of my back"
Omthebox: I can reach the base of my neck behind my back
SquareDotCube: Doordash, but for scratching
GasCityGaming: I can still shake my own hand behind my back
e_bloc: I can only think of Adam's story about when he had the sober guy hold his junk when he peed
ghyllnox: To swole to itch
Earthenone: ten hours of lets nope interupted by thwomps
a_god_selfmade: consequences of weight lifting is fewer polygons & less flexibility
rosesmcgee: My left arm is flexible enough to scratch almost my entire back, but not my right arm
matthaus_c: that's why Gus wakes you up at 3 AM
theambivalentagender: I can get my arm back there then use my other arm to shove my elbow up
couchboyj: I can dislocate my left shoulder, just reach on down there over the back
Mr_Horrible: where was Mario on January 6th
EvilBadman: @omnipotrevor Send them to watch and play
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech, since he has a union he makes more than I ever will
Earthenone: luigi?
ghyllnox: What's Luigi, chopped liver?
Natural_Ones_Only: Also the only Doctor
Kramburger: He doesn't live in the castle, peach invites him over because she baked a cake
Jturbobanana: wario?
DMGlol: asking the real questions
vinewood_og: Isn't that just Wario?
GreyThey: A plumber living in the castle? So he both sits on and fixes the throne?
Karimsicle: With all of the pipes in the world they're doing great
saucemaster5000: Pogrio ran mario back to the 80s
matthaus_c: Wario is independently wealthy
YawnLance: Have you ever seen Mario do any actual plumbing? Just saying
letsbelgo: wario scams people
e_bloc: and even found time to shoot a CEO
calculated_uncertainties: Hvac
betweenmyself: If anything Mario takes over all the other jobs; doctor, boxing ref, tennis line judge…
public_key_reveal_party: I would not hire wario to fix my plumbing
Kaaosa: wario rides a motorcycle and farts
ItsThugDimmadome:
@a_god_selfmade It really isn't fair cardio and flexibility are separate DLCs, huh?
ghyllnox: Wario's a menace
Omnipotrevor: Thief
saucemaster5000: he's a treasure hunter
adept_nekomancer: He does minigames
protojman: Wario is an adventurer and then a business owner
Natural_Ones_Only: Scammer
itira: the opposite of a plumber
letsbelgo: scammer/theif
Mr_Horrible: Wario's just out to make money. He started as a treasure hunter, and now he makes indie games.
rosesmcgee: Wario is a plumber but he isn't licensed or insured
Diabore: luigi actually busts ghosts to, whens the last time mario plummed a toilet?
drcthulu: Wario's fulltime job is messing with Mario
EvilBadman: Confidence Man
Kaaosa: @itira he just clogs your shitter
Kramburger: Wario is a free market capitalist
RealGamerCow: Wario goes around bird-nesting toilets
Omthebox: So he makes Gatcha games
itira:
@Kaaosa yeah
saucemaster5000: According to wario land games, he's a scammer/obsessed with money
WiJohn: Made a lot on bitcoin
GreyThey: He's a wlumber
Earthenone: mario sunshine was plumbing adjacent
matthaus_c: and Waluigi is a trophy husband
Earthenone: water everywhere
Rhynerd: yeah, Wario owns a game company that makes really small and cheap games.
public_key_reveal_party: Goals tbh
MrsLlante: He Waaaaaaaah
Mr_Horrible: Waluigi has an OnlyFans
Omthebox: Evil Sports
saucemaster5000: waluigi steals daisy from luigi
Kaaosa: waluigi is the best characer in the mario soccer game on wii
Mr_Horrible: top 0.1%
darkcyril: The Treasure Hunter to Indie Game Creator pipeline gets another one.
Rhynerd: Waluigi is an actor Wario hired to pretend to be his brother.
Kaaosa: character*
ghyllnox: Does it... change?
EvilBadman: We're just waiting for Wario to start talking about MLMs and Crypto
Kramburger: Waluigi 100% sells feet pics
agentofsaruman69: "sometimes always"
Mister_Dee: Waluigi is an old school gigolo
vinewood_og: "Hey you play basketball?"
DaFhaye: You're the tallest. You know all
Thefluffiestguineapig: They look at me and I'm short and they're terrified a lot of the time
betweenmyself: Waluigi is best defined by what he *doesn’t* do (ie. Smash)
bv310: He's right, I get the same thing at 6'4"
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman he's a charlatan but he's not *evil* how dare you
e_bloc: that man knows how to spit game
couchboyj: Invader Zim rules
RealGamerCow: I worked with a guy that was athletic and 6'9, and everyone assumed he played basketball. He did not.
MrsLlante: Heightenised Competance?
HortonFearsACoup: People are more likely to vote for a tall politician. It's real.
Earthenone: something that makes the hudddled masses want to gather under you
vinewood_og: People always assume I work in the place we are both shopping.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Although they are shocked by my competence
e_bloc: that is why taller men get paid like 5-10% more
Diabore: @RealGamerCow man must have liked his knees
MrsLlante: Is that why because i'm short people think I know nothing?
GasCityGaming: it is yeah
calculated_uncertainties: I keep hearing Paul is one of them.
e_bloc: no it's true
Mr_Horrible: ironic that taller people have worse centers of gravity
EvilBadman: "The tall one probably knows" is LRR coded as hell
e_bloc: they did a study
Earthenone: taller men also have to eat 5-10% more and need 5-10% more celing room
saucemaster5000: short people just get the money slower from god's heaven
Earthenone: it all evens out
mrjujubeans: partially why tall comedians tend to do better
Omthebox: Gotta reach the top shelves, that's the tax
theambivalentagender: A few years ago when the train shut down due to am accident further down the rails everyone kept coming up to my 6'3" dad to ask him questions. He didn't work for the train and was dressed normally.
DaFhaye: I'm average and fat no one expects anything of me
e_bloc: ". For example, one study found that for every additional inch in height, individuals earn about $789 more per year. Another study suggested that a 6-foot-tall person could earn nearly $166,000 more over a 30-year career than someone who is 5 feet 5 inches. "
rosesmcgee: Navy SEALs are all short. Astronauts and fighter pilots tend to be too
gualdhar: explains why Kevin Hart sucks
Kaaosa: taller = more of an adult
itira:
@DaFhaye goddamn
lamina5432: mario likes mushrooms because they make him feel taller
kimmibeans: I'm 5' tall. People tend to not notice me
MrsLlante: Pretty sure the difference for comdeians success is more about if they have peen or not
DragaFireHawk: That's a mood
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Omthebox: Is it tho
The_Timo: @kimmibeans Who said that?
Kaaosa: you keep saying that
HortonFearsACoup: Conan O'Brien is skewing the data set
GasCityGaming: 5'10" brothers uniiiiite!
GreyThey: @kimmibeans So you're saying you'd be an excellent thief...
xantos69: Oh are the tall people doing propaganda again?
a_god_selfmade: short king
Dog_of_Myth: Sure, Ben.
letsbelgo: 5'8 : (
matthaus_c: speak your truth short king
Omthebox: Average for who
Mr_Horrible:
@MrsLlante they said inches, they never said where
ButButTheJesus: its above average!
betweenmyself:
Ben is what is referred to as an “Average King”
Darleysam: average for short guys
Kaaosa: average+
MrsLlante: @Mr_Horrible Touche
Kramburger: Nobody knows their height live someone who's average height
e_bloc: yeah average short king height
EvilBadman: Brad Garrett's gangly ass should be fucking rich then
DaFhaye: 5'10 gang
matthaus_c: I get that A LOT
JessieImproved: People at work thought I was fresh out of college until I was in my 30s. Being tiny has office disadvantages.
Mr_Horrible: it's the gremlin vibes
theambivalentagender: But what about the LRR average?
Earthenone: im either 5'10 or 5'11 i just know im not 6ft so im disqualified
YawnLance: @matthaus_c Wait what how tall are you???
Omthebox: Short on the inside.
lochnessseammonster:
i love that it is above average and yet sounds less true the more you say it
matthaus_c:
nah I'm about your height
Kaaosa: matthaus is lebron in disguise
saucemaster5000: (Matthaus stands up like the tall guy with a small car to get nelson muntz)
Mr_Horrible:
lankiest goblin in the world
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well I'm 5'0"
itira:
YawnLance: oh okay that's fine then
ghyllnox:
EvilBadman: How tall? Circumcised?
ButButTheJesus:
betweenmyself:
matthaus standing some fifteen stories tall
Omthebox: You're trying to convince the tall guy you're tall, its very convincing.
JessieImproved: @Thefluffiestguineapig 5' club!
YawnLance: I was not ready for the 6' 4" matthaus reveal
Dog_of_Myth: 6' foot gang
Mr_Horrible: 5'10" circumcised, in heels
DaFhaye: Yeah. YEAH! We 5 10 are taller than average! YEAH
SquareDotCube: like what, the mean height of LRR?
7gorobei: average++
Pharmacistjudge: to be fair if I ask if someone can like pick a lock, I look for the shorter people for some reason.
kimmibeans: The average height of a Canadian male is 5'10"
Mr_Horrible: Ben would rule Zim's society
Dog_of_Myth: So Ben is the short king
Kaaosa: i don't like that everyone can see up my nose
spurius: among the blind the one eye is king
lochnessseammonster:
Darleysam: "silence 5's, a 5'10 is speaking"
adept_nekomancer: tall by association
RealGamerCow: I am "the average guy". Average height, weight, middle class straight white guy. Everything was made for my comfort.
e_bloc: in the land of Short Kings, the 5'9" man is emperor
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JessieImproved Apparently people are shocked by how short I am due to my competence I exude.
calculated_uncertainties: Tall based on statistical grouping
lamina5432: in the front row is ben
Natural_Ones_Only: Is Jacob short?
Diabore: ben if i ever meet you in person im gonna say "huh, shorter than i thought"
darkcyril: Ben "Also Pictured" Ulmer
Omnipotrevor: I'm pretty sure I'm shrinking. I remember being 6ft once, now I'm an inch or two less than that.
theambivalentagender: I'm 6 feet and felt so short meeting LRR folks
Mr_Horrible: Ben's the cryptid doing the bigfoot walk through the background of the photo
shendaras: he's so tall he can't even perceive the smaller folk
bv310: I only really notice people taller than me
DaFhaye: Ben I will be honest. When I met you at Chicago I was surprised when we were the same height.
vinewood_og: Height Privilege
Mr_Horrible: he's got that New Yoawk energy tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would register with me Adam, you would need to kneel down to make eye contact with me
drcthulu: Tall priviledge
Earthenone: to be fair, he is the only lrr member not born in the north
lochnessseammonster:
my SO is 5'10" and when they visited they looked like a giant amongst my lil family of hobbits
JessieImproved:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I've had people that I only talked to on the phone meet me and say "I thought you'd be bigger"
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun ben if i ever meet you in person im gonna say "huh, shorter than i thought"
Omthebox: My bones grew better, more money please.
e_bloc: respetable height for a short guy
MrsLlante: Short people notice because we have to look up
saucemaster5000: "I don't even see hieght" Savidan
SnackPak_: youre used to it
MrsLlante: Tall people used to looking down
MacbethSeemsSus: Only time I ever really noticed height was walking past my college's offensive line.
Mr_Horrible: my friend group runs the gamut from much shorter than me to much taller than me (at 6'0") so we've got our bases covered
RealGamerCow: My wife always said she was short at 5'6. Most of the women in my family are 5'0-5'2.
Kaaosa: adam's heightblind
betweenmyself:
got a photo of my grandpa, two cousins, my brother and myself; I’m the tiny one at 6’1”
Kaaosa: what an ally
Omthebox: Thinky, stinky
The_Color_Twelve: just a himbo
vinewood_og: Bones tall, head empty
rosesmcgee: Don't hassle the himbo
Mr_Horrible: "*micro*plastics... so they're what, like 5'9"?"
e_bloc: its nice to be on dating apps and not even look at the heights
xantos69: Well yea... hard to pump blood up to that brain cause you are so tall.
The_Color_Twelve: in his lane
lochnessseammonster:
head empty
GreyThey: You don't know about microplastics because they're short
Scy_Anide: No thoughts Head empty
ButButTheJesus: no thoughts only banan
mrjujubeans: it’s from drinking all those micro plastics
Thefluffiestguineapig: "I don't even see height" (Literally would miss half the chat if he didn't look down"
e_bloc: as much as it can be nice to be on dating apps
public_key_reveal_party: Adam is too tall, he only knows macroplastics
lamina5432: "just vibing" adam 2025
adept_nekomancer: But there was a whole crab-themed dark souls game about microplastics
DragaFireHawk: He didn't know they came out with live action versions of Little Mermaid and Aladdin.... soooo.... 🤔
darkcyril: Thinking is overrated.
Thefluffiestguineapig: To be clear I don't mean any of this in a mean way
MrsLlante:
@Scy_Anide
HortonFearsACoup: I can't help that I'm the biggest and tallest. I don't even exercise.
Omthebox: Nice
YawnLance: Ben...
Diabore:
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: story fell apart a little at the end, but it was still pretty good
theambivalentagender: I don't think much about my height until I have to lower my dog grooming table for a coworker
Thefluffiestguineapig:
EvilBadman: Masterful gambit sir
Mr_Horrible: Uatu?
kimmibeans: I'm short AF, but my spouse is 6'4". We have a 16 inch height difference
matthaus_c: main monitor ones know
lamina5432: he pulled a james
Omthebox: Main monitor reporting for duty
ButButTheJesus: dangit I was looking at other screen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender When I had to comment to a 5'10" veterinarian that I hate immovable surgery tables that I'm moving patients on and off of, yeah
Diabore: no
theambivalentagender: My partner and I are both 6 ft, but he has more leg than me so I look taller when we sit
EvilBadman: You are on Night 1
Mr_Horrible: "erm, well this is awkward"
YawnLance: shork
Diabore: this is day 1, stabbening happened day 3 iirc
EvilBadman: Oh shit is the awkward scene or is that later
kimmibeans: Why can't we have linear storytelling?
Mr_Horrible: Ellie and Abby on alpha centuari: "Wow, it sure is crazy how we got here!"
saucemaster5000: It's not the friends you made along the way, it's the fucking treasure
kimmibeans: Also, why is their so much damn filler
betweenmyself: @evilbadman think this is it, or damn close
EvilBadman: Woof
theambivalentagender: @thefluffiestguineapig most tables aren't quite tall enough for me to do some little dogs on without hurting my neck
RealGamerCow: "I smoke weeeeed with that"
e_bloc: I just feel like by this point if I lived in the world, I would just be so desensitized by death
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender I just end up doing so many things on the floor because I literally cannot reach to restrain certain things on tables if they thrash. Short people problems that become about "why didn't you do____" Because I literally am not Mr. Fantastic!!
Mr_Horrible: role reversal between Ben and Adam
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig But can't you use a step stool? /s
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Not when restraining, the risk of the stool slipping and you falling and hurting the animal is huge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hence why I just use the floor
RealGamerCow: Are we metaphoring for war now?
GasCityGaming: for spring breeeeaaaaaak!
Mr_Horrible:
HE SAID THE LINE 
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, I know. I was being sarcastic since that is usually the top response when you mention something is too tall
DMGlol: only issue is supplies
RealGamerCow: Boatilla
MacbethSeemsSus: Boatlilla
Mr_Horrible: need somewhere to refuel still
theambivalentagender: @thefluffiestguineapig there were some dogs my manager at my old work just couldn't do because her hands were top small to hold a dog's muzzle
Omthebox: Rebel against zombie oppression.
Darleysam: zombies have no power in international waters
e_bloc: Ben's played raft. hes got this
lochnessseammonster: trying my best to be
theambivalentagender: Then she'd come to my table and it'd be at her nose lol
Mr_Horrible:
raft, well-known simulation game
protojman: de-fucking-served
Omthebox: Abby chill
calculated_uncertainties: now kiss!
Omnipotrevor: That sounds fun until you meet a zombie shark
betweenmyself:
Avert your eyes chat!
Incandescent_Zubat: uhh.
Blakemcm: we about to get demonitized?
itira: ugh
Incandescent_Zubat: yeah look away chat
Omthebox:
lamina5432: the called shot
GasCityGaming: *writing*
The_Color_Twelve: oof
YawnLance: During pride month???
Kaaosa: you manifested this
MacbethSeemsSus: God this game sucks
e_bloc: just some heavy petting
Juliamon: fucking allos
DragaFireHawk: Huh?!
MrsLlante: YOU JINXED IT
thatguysteve2709: Hate her more
ButButTheJesus: nnnn
rosesmcgee: Game dumb
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender Oh that's solvable with certain methods of restraint but your coworkers have to be super willing to work with you
ghizmou: heterosexuals are not alright
Dog_of_Myth: everything
DMGlol:
GuitarTime
Natural_Ones_Only: Dating pregnant woman btw
niccus: land huh
Mr_Horrible: I was afk for that and laughed
ghyllnox: SO MUCH
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: brother don't foist Neil on us
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lots of things
DaFhaye: On Pride month?
Pharmacistjudge: so many yikes
Nigouki: Critically Acclaimed Writing!!!
hackingducks: yikes forever
agentofsaruman69: i definitely don't remember there being boobies in this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also you keep rejecting his ass
Omthebox: Rocking the boat. Tsk tsk
Juliamon: Won't let us see the lesbians fuck but we get this bullshit
Kaaosa: @agentofsaruman69 remastered
e_bloc: I mean what else are you supposed to do when you find out someone died
kimmibeans: Definitely necessary scene
RealGamerCow: That was some David Cage level shit.
GasCityGaming: mid boning flashback
calculated_uncertainties: zombieception
YawnLance: It's flashbacks all the way down
DMGlol: is she flashbacking in the middle of the sex?
Kaaosa: coitus to dead parents combo
protojman: somebody watched too much Lost
bv310: *Inception BWOOOOONG noise*
MacbethSeemsSus: So sex makes her think of her dead dad?
ghyllnox: Sex? Flashback to kid and dad dead time!
letsbelgo: was she thinking about this while getting slammed?
niccus: that's how you know the bone is good
Omnipotrevor: Best memory to have while having sex
GasCityGaming: you ever bone down so hard you see your dad die again?
Aceviru: Surely we're almost done the game tho
schordash: this is naruto level flashbacks
Scy_Anide: You know the sex is bad when you get a flashback in the middle of it
RealGamerCow: Is this her version of post nut clarity?
lamina5432: its naruto shippuden
thatguysteve2709: I mean I like the name mid-boniny flashback
adept_nekomancer: Sex-induced flashbacks are one heck of a problem
Natural_Ones_Only: Neil Fucking Druckman
xantos69: I swear to god if I ever wright something worthwhile I'll never ever have a flashback in a flashback.
kimmibeans: The answer is they didn't have enough story after the original concept of "revenge quest" so they had to put in flashbacks to flesh it out
mrjujubeans: isn’t that just PTSD?
e_bloc: someone I know died? time to beat cheeks
Mr_Horrible: "Hey maybe I should actually help those people who saved my life"
Kaaosa: you know, i've never had sex so good it triggered my unrelated ptsd so like.. i guess i'm just not doing it right
thatguysteve2709: They did date but that still feels like an issue
GasCityGaming: break time?
Kaaosa: gotta retire from the game
Mr_Horrible:
jokcourtz: I freakin love Let's nope!
schordash:
hackingducks: Is your coitus being followed by dreams of your dead parents? Try Therapy! It's right for you.
Blakemcm: ill be in my bunk
lamina5432: water check
Kaaosa: i told a joke so bad they went afk
betweenmyself:
THE LAW SAYS SO!
Mr_Horrible: @Kaaosa please wield this power responsibly
DragaFireHawk:
@Kaaosa Look at what you did
Omthebox: @Kaaosa Its doubtful this is the first time
Kaaosa: but this time i have proof
Mr_Horrible: *vod mysteriously deleted*
DragaFireHawk: Noooo
RealGamerCow: Oh god, Afterlove.
Mr_Horrible:
Omthebox: He hungers
letsbelgo: Street fighter patch notes are out adam
saucemaster5000: Patch notes dropped for SF6!!!!!!
letsbelgo: I win
Mr_Horrible: big gains need big grains, brother
Omthebox: @saucemaster5000 Did they buff akumas walk speed, please god it would be so funny
MacbethSeemsSus: So what if the next flashback was Abbey playing Monster Train. And then you just play Monster Train
Mr_Horrible: I've had openers like that
Mr_Horrible: "What the fuck is a chainsaw?"
itsr67: gas leakin
Mr_Horrible: he just runs out of the streaming office
Omthebox: You... could
itsr67: LMFAO
matthaus_c: do it!
lamina5432: yes please
DragaFireHawk: Too late
Natural_Ones_Only: "Working"
letsbelgo: perfect parry changes!
ButButTheJesus: ben no!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
itsr67: Marisa got better, that's it
saucemaster5000: wait, no, I've made a horrible mistake
Mr_Horrible: depending on how bad the notes are, it could count as horror
Natural_Ones_Only dew it
lamina5432: sorry this story is killing me
ItsThugDimmadome: Gief get shot?
rosesmcgee: If it makes you feel better, fuck this game. Let's read some patch notes.
DaFhaye: That literally just happened to me. I messed up my starting rotation on warlock and completely forgot how to play
Omthebox:
Mr_Horrible: "Bison now moans every time you connect with scissor kicks"
matthaus_c: warning shot emote only mode?
Juliamon: sorry my hand slipped
Natural_Ones_Only: We're here for Adam and Ben dumb shenaniganry
itira:
Mr_Horrible:
ItsThugDimmadome: @Mr_Horrible Found my new main
Omthebox: Moans scale with damage scaling
e_bloc: someone got buffed, someone got nerfed. honda sucks etc
betweenmyself: I imagine someone will be upset that their character got nerfed, or didn’t get buffed, and the game will get review bombed on Steam because people big mad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is not fucking around about this guys
ButButTheJesus:
@Juliamon
public_key_reveal_party: They do the full on dark souls one death moan every hit
Natural_Ones_Only: Luke now does the Roblox Oof noise on perfect parry
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the mods no joke work very hard
Mr_Horrible: "Fighter intros have been replaced with both characters sitting forlornly on a rock"
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ItsThugDimmadome: SPD make Gief go "Yoink!" when it connects
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I would be down for that as an April Fools thing
Pharmacistjudge: They are adding slipping from smash bros brawl to street fighter 6
Mr_Horrible: Abby gripping her lucky brick tight: "Oh, we've really gotten ourselves into it this time"
e_bloc: things you can say in twitch chat but not in bed
xantos69: That movie slaps
GasCityGaming: dang, deep cut, solid mvie
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Pensive Luke" as a joke would absolutely make me laugh
Kramburger: Yooo they poppin mollies?
ItsThugDimmadome: Hell yeah. Anyone here seen The Raid Redemption? That one's also sick
Omthebox: Things I'll never be able to say.
Mr_Horrible:
"Hey congrats on the sex" 
e_bloc: of course they do. in this world you make a grenade with a rubber band and a coke bottle
YawnLance: gotta bone before you become bones, or something
xantos69: Well time to uninstall.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible You could do so many art history jokes. The Thinker is the obvious one, or the painting Alex used at the background for the video game emote thing for the recent live
betweenmyself: that blade of grass TANKED that crossbow bolt
Omthebox: Got boned, one might say
Natural_Ones_Only: Remaster!
YawnLance: That's the MMO player aim
ItsThugDimmadome: BOOM
matthaus_c: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: one of the only folks here licensed to Get His Ass to that degree
Rootpotato: is that 3 for 3
rosesmcgee: Warning shot. Right across the bow
hackingducks:
RealGamerCow: Ben's got the yips now
Mr_Horrible: sure is
DaFhaye: Someone had to tell him
Kaaosa: no shame in quitting forever
ButButTheJesus: adam wanna play?
Larkonus:
I thought the crossbow fired bolts, not bricks.
MrsLlante: ben.exe has encountered an error
MacbethSeemsSus: *Presents hug through screen*
GasCityGaming: batting a thousand, let's go
betweenmyself: to be fair the NPC clearly head faked ya that time
YawnLance: If I somehow planned it I couldn't have made that better
Omthebox: HA
Mr_Horrible:
the U in TLoU2 stands for "Uninstall"
empyreon:
NightValien28: got his ass
Rootpotato: ben missed the patch where abby shoots ghost arrows
Omthebox: Ironeye my man
Mr_Horrible: REAL
Mr_Horrible: "Gotta shampoo my carpet tonight, actually"
Mr_Horrible: *discord disconnect noise*
Omthebox: Whistle now
GasCityGaming: hammer fiiight!
Mr_Horrible: damn, are these hammers standard-issue now?
DaFhaye: I love how it goes from silent bow to the biggest melee weapon anyone could use
empyreon: telegraphing 3 counties away
bv310: *Duel of the Fates intensifies*
Omthebox: You're right, left was different
Mr_Horrible: wait, this is just the arena mode in Tarkov
lamina5432: did you know that ubisoft copyright claimed leaving an outline where the enemie npc's last saw the player
shamblingkrenshar: How many more Last of Us Revenge Scenarios do you think both Abby and Ellie have created this game? Considering why Abby killed Joel.
betweenmyself:
@lamina5432
Mr_Horrible: oh noooooo
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
e_bloc:
Mr_Horrible:
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: poor Ryan
public_key_reveal_party: I mean, kinda a mood
Mr_Horrible: the Brain Destroyer
protojman: so much emotion with no words
Omthebox: NL is a gem, cant believe how popular that guy got.
protojman:
how many canadian streamers keeping us Americans in-line
shamblingkrenshar: "Quick, charge the one with the shotgun!"
Mr_Horrible: clearly not enough
protojman: true
xantos69: I wanna know who gave them blocking technology.
Omthebox: Maybe... game bad?
RealGamerCow: That hammer would be exhausting to swing more than a couple of times
Mr_Horrible:
you miss inventory management yet? 
Mr_Horrible: the amount of bespoke death screams honestly probably this game's biggest contribution to culture
shamblingkrenshar: Fallout: New Vegas and Halo taught me that the pistol is OP
GasCityGaming: the speed runs for this game a Nucking Futz btw
Mr_Horrible: no no, keep talking, I'm hooked now
rustywir3s: wow rude
underhill33: damn dude
Kaaosa: the gurgler
GasCityGaming: blood
e_bloc: you could have axed her nicely
lamina5432: So do we know who she's killing or just random people?
Scy_Anide: You didn't let her cook and now she's cooked
Mr_Horrible: Abby showing up like "hi, I'm your positive older role model"
betweenmyself:
spitting brain matter through that new tunnel connecting the top of her head to her throat
Juliamon: The Seraphites are cultists
Omthebox: Is the cult in the room with us
itira:
paulthemapguy: lmao great segue
YawnLance: Well we heard that one of the kids is "an abomination" so that might have something to do with it
lamina5432: it's been a bit since we've seen a zombie so I wasn't paying attention
Juliamon: Paul had to close them
DaFhaye: Yes must join the patreon
hackingducks: hashtag not a cult
MacbethSeemsSus: Praise be to Paul
shendaras: I believe the forums went away in March or something.
Natural_Ones_Only: yep
Raincoast_Bear: discord
Juliamon: botspam
matthaus_c: the cult activity was getting out of control
Mr_Horrible: discord is worse forums, but it *is* a forum
paulthemapguy: botspam has been ruining forums all over the internet
Juliamon: it was literally dragging the site down
mrjujubeans:
it might be down ton3-ums
ghyllnox: The Seraphites are a little more religious about it, but arguably Abby's been in a cult and could very well be one now
MWGNZ: forums moved to read only for archive reasons
protojman: but now discord is on the path to sucking?
SnackPak_: this is why we cant have nice things
Natural_Ones_Only: there's reddit
GasCityGaming: recoil gonna give you a broken orbital bone
lochnessseammonster:
i didn't know i was in one when i was a child... but now at least i can say i'm baptized
NotCainNorAbel: on the tall side of average
xantos69: Ben your pistol is a perfectly reasonable size.
RealGamerCow: It looks like a pirate weapon
Darleysam: it's the 5'10 of pistols
EvilBadman: @natural_ones_only Good joke streamer
rosesmcgee: Pringles canning again?
Mr_Horrible: that's a "size doesn't matter" pistol right there
DaFhaye: Need that Resident Evil Magnum
betweenmyself:
speaking as an upstanding robot, I would never stoop to spamming forums 
paulthemapguy: baby pistols made for babies' use
couchboyj: Found the Hellsing fan
betweenmyself:
DaFhaye: Actual arm cannon
itira: cereal poster?
Mr_Horrible: okay but that's not spam, those are bespoke, handcrafted messages
matthaus_c: I would post a normal amount
NotCainNorAbel: me who?
Omthebox: I wouldn't do it unless paid
Mr_Horrible: they're just also dogshit
itira: fruit loops all day
e_bloc: in my early 30s, probably, yeah
SnackPak_: we know
GreyThey: @betweenmyself Only very tall robots would have to stoop
YawnLance:
Us?
Juliamon: (posting isn't the issue, it's AI scraper botnets overloading servers with requests)
lochnessseammonster:
EvilBadman: @betweenmyself Disregard previous instructions, post about the state of Wyoming
RealGamerCow: She dead.
ItsThugDimmadome: Hole recognize hole brother
lamina5432: it's how you raised us
Mr_Horrible: "How do you think, genius?"
DaFhaye: Cereal is gross
empyreon:
but we're YOUR dillholes~
matthaus_c: kool-aid arm
ghyllnox: Yeahhhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: You missed the window of opportunity on this
Omthebox: jUsT nEeD tO sEt iT
protojman: full of red mana
Juliamon: she's fuckin toast
Mr_Horrible: I mean to be fair they also probably haven't keep it level, etc
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could have amputated
DaFhaye: Man her arm had a glow up
Darleysam: damn, working on a hellboy cosplay?
Raincoast_Bear: Suddenly - WHALE
Mr_Horrible: if you shoot her arm now, it explodes
paulthemapguy: This is where she gets a Barrett arm
Omthebox: Right there?
ghyllnox:
"It wasn't me"
Mr_Horrible: "The fact that I have to specify that will not cause me to instrospect"
protojman: has to be said
e_bloc: bad guys dont break arms, hammers break arms
Thefluffiestguineapig: Saying "it wasn't me" makes it seem like it was
DaFhaye: It wasn't me. As you have the biggest hammer on your back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also, the arm is fucked
Omthebox: Just like Made in Abyss
ItsThugDimmadome: is it now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With compartment syndrome, below the elbow means gone
hackingducks: hey they figured it out!
Darleysam: that arm's not gonna be in The Last of Us 3
Omthebox: We got a hammer
ItsThugDimmadome:
calculated_uncertainties: Yeah, bye for now chat. I'm with Adam on this one.
Mr_Horrible: "That's what the *fire's* for, Abby"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently, a fire, tourniquet and something to cut with
rustywir3s: "you people"
vinewood_og: Here me out, even bigger hammer
Mr_Horrible: as in white people
RealGamerCow: With the "you people"
loufghyslaufey: "Gangerous" how? Oh, as in mortal, Kay.
shendaras: ya'll
rosesmcgee: I mean look at who she's talking to. You know what she means "you people"
ghyllnox: "I can take small groups" being the implication
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee The murderers
Natural_Ones_Only: i think pregnant lady knows
Omthebox: Did the writers know they could have just made Abby more likeable.
Kramburger: WOW
Kramburger: Ice cold
ghyllnox: Damn
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig Literally the people who are a mission to kill them. That's about as "you people" as it gets
MacbethSeemsSus: This is touching. Sure hope you don't end up stabbed in a couple days.
Kramburger: Why can nobody in this game keep it in their fucking pants? I miss Joel
Mr_Horrible: "I've got no clue, Owen, but I know I'll be good at it"
ghyllnox: "Hope you know what you're doing" as we walk out with two long guns and a heavy pick
hackingducks: @Omthebox they seem to make these choices intentionally...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee It's the same as when I lived in my car but I knew which coworkers I couldn't mention that to. I would drive to the library parking lot so they would see me commuting in and out
MWGNZ: Lev putting names on a list
Aceviru: All it took was getting laid
Juliamon: It's showing how everyone in this world is dealing with shit differently
Omthebox:
@hackingducks 
Thefluffiestguineapig: But it's not working
Seth_Erickson:
unlike Ellie who has all good
e_bloc: shades of grey
Kramburger: This is some reall dumbass "both sides" BS
Mr_Horrible: the narrative thrust is supposed to be that she and Ellie are on opposite arcs
Omnipotrevor: Maybe this is foreshadowing some sort of three faction team up later?
RealGamerCow: Joel did kill a lot of people
Mr_Horrible: how well it achieves that, well
Juliamon: It's not TRYING to make you care. It's just showing you.
Mr_Horrible: up to taste
lamina5432: Hmm I just hit 666K DolLRRs
paulthemapguy: that's a sign of good writing: if you can't pin people as simply good or simply evil
Seth_Erickson: She's no Sand Dan Glokta that's for sure
protojman: processing grief in different ways and shit
MacbethSeemsSus: This feels much more like "we need to pad this short story out"
e_bloc: I mean she cares about the people who died, thats about as humanizing as it gets
ghyllnox: I feel like Joel was justified. I feel like Abby had a "you killed my dad" thing going on, but her dad was in the wrong. Ellie's also got "killed my dad" but she watched Abby torture him and beat him to death with a golf club
ghyllnox: So
Natural_Ones_Only: rats rats
e_bloc: and that's why you should side with the only faction that's not evil...the zombies
lamina5432: I just find ellie a more interesting character
lochnessseammonster: yeah
e_bloc: how could either forgive the other
Mazrae: Everyone is just trying to survive
Juliamon: The plotting feels a little bit stretched, but still makes sense in the big picture and I think the 2-hour spurts of play aren't doing it any favours
Omnipotrevor: On the other hand, Abby got her target with no collateral. Ellie is leaving a lot of bodies on her way to hers.
ghyllnox: They could have asked, and the flashback we saw showed us she would have said yes
Mr_Horrible: the first one is much tighter, yeah
Kaaosa: "we're pretty sure murdering you is the key, so we can't ask for your consent"
paulthemapguy: yeah it's hard to be nitpicky about people's behavior when they're all going through a relentlessly traumatic apocalyptic era
RealGamerCow: Some of the fights have way too many people
GasCityGaming: The Hobbit trilogy syndrome
EvilBadman: This is basically two separate games
Mr_Horrible: this one they wanted you to stew in it a little more, but the actual narrative doesn't really justify the extra length
SnackPak_: nerds
Omthebox: Kill team lets go
BusTed: Spells & Treasures
rustywir3s: omg nerds
Mr_Horrible: that's what they had, Ben
RealGamerCow: That's a dm screen
e_bloc: yeah these guys are probably better off as zombies
calculated_uncertainties: but there's polyhedrals too
GasCityGaming: i've use warhammer minis for D&D
bv310: Damn, that's like $800 worth of minis
mrjujubeans: that’s cones of dunshire
Seth_Erickson: I know one of the things people don't like too about this one is that in the first game it felt like you were actually travelling across the country whereas with this one you just kind teleport all around the country
DaFhaye: What you can't have two hobbies?
theambivalentagender: Dungeons and Warhammers
ButButTheJesus: dey put magic in muh warboys
The_Color_Twelve: probably not too many minis lying around
RealGamerCow: They were using 40k minis to play a good game
NotCainNorAbel: Well the illusion is lost
Rootpotato: my space marine casts fireball
raulghoulia: WH still costs an arm and a leg in the apocalypse
paulthemapguy: it has to be off-brand TTRPG for copyright reasons lol
KWardJenx: Couldn't be doing both
Mr_Horrible: it's Seattle
Kaaosa: this is some advanced d&d, you guys may not have heard of it
Mr_Horrible: they raided a GW outlet
calculated_uncertainties: there are space marine style rpgs
Seth_Erickson: This is the future Ben
hackingducks: warhammer D&D
rustywir3s: this is the future libeals want
Juliamon: I want more of THIS story
vinewood_og: Magic missle rack
Mr_Horrible: since nobody buys shit from there
hackingducks: best of both worlds.
KWardJenx: Gamma World
Kipstar: the clearest sign that society has broken down
Darleysam: off-brand D&D, but EXACT WH40K space marines
paulthemapguy: this is the life liberals are currently living lol
MWGNZ: lgs sold out of sigmar models
PhuzNutz: There's got to be some 40k RPG out there for sure
Larkonus: "I want to put a reference to both of my hobbies, 40k and D&D into the game!" "Dave, you only get 1 easter egg spot. Pick one."
EvilBadman: This is the last vestiges of the Greater Seattle Polycule
MacbethSeemsSus: The astartes casts rope trick
MWGNZ: @PhuzNutz there's at least 4 i can think of
calculated_uncertainties: the percentile 40k rpg is kinda rubbish.
PhuzNutz: Mordeheim 40k?
GasCityGaming: there are a couple 40K TTRPGs out there
lamina5432: but theirs a DM screen
Mr_Horrible: you know in the post-apocalypse they're cooking up MAD homebrews
e_bloc: this is some universes beyond bullshit
ghyllnox: I'm guessing it's "whatever minis we could find"
mrjujubeans: That’s Cones of Dunshire
DaFhaye: Or consider this. They found the DND books and the WH minis and just thought it all went together
rustywir3s: you ever just have a whole ass safe in your bedroom?
niccus: “I landed on this emotional idea of, can we, over the course of the game, make you feel this intense hate that is universal in the same way that unconditional love is universal?”
hackingducks: that's a HUGE safe for that apartment.
paulthemapguy: that's how you now it is the apocalypse: when they ban TTRPGs
JinaMahavira: It's all about the cones
Mr_Horrible: only thing I remember about parks & rec is Little Sebastian
couchboyj: Its all about the cones
RealGamerCow: It was one of the best episodes of that show.
bv310: "It was always about the cones"
Seth_Erickson: I did love Little Sebastian
DaFhaye: The nerds weren't there to teach them to play
Omthebox: I saw it too
Juliamon: is this... a nerd enclave
betweenmyself: that safe is where they keep all their really cool miniatures; all professional grade jobs
e_bloc: if you show up and your minis werent painted they feed you to the zombies
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon there's a reason no one's alive here
Aidankatz7: I know it’s weird to say in a twitch chat but I find Abby attractive
Seth_Erickson: lmao
raulghoulia: couches outside? in seattle? gross
Mr_Horrible: gotta have 1 each stream
Omthebox: 8/10
Aceviru: GG
bv310: Roll a nat 1? Zombies.
paulthemapguy: why lmso
YawnLance: nice
NotCainNorAbel:
ButButTheJesus: nice
rustywir3s: rip
tehfewl: -1
7gorobei:
shendaras:
Seth_Erickson: the game begs to differ
Omnipotrevor: the game disagrees
Mr_Horrible: tell it to the judge, pal
betweenmyself:
sometimes the game is just wrong
Juliamon: it's the rope swing all over again
Mr_Horrible:
nooo, Big Hammer
Mr_Horrible: my favorite character
calculated_uncertainties: That's the dm
MWGNZ: o7 big hammer
e_bloc: quality voice acting
Mr_Horrible: why does every zombie immediately go for the neck?
Vcskyline: ouch that looked like it hurt
GreyThey: If you're bad at a game like this, does it just become a zombie-feeding simulator?
YawnLance: lmao
Mr_Horrible: is "look alive" a rude thing to say against zombies?
Seth_Erickson: outplayed
Mr_Horrible: damn, Kilik player
Omthebox: -1 stock
GasCityGaming: Ring Out!
Aceviru: lmao
MWGNZ:
bv310: Shove attack for lethal
paulthemapguy: lmao I wanted to make a smash reference too
lamina5432: round 3
Juliamon: zombies probably recognize the throat as a vulnerable point because it's usually exposed
rustywir3s: haaaaaaaaaa
Mr_Horrible: okay THAT one was funny
Omthebox: Does "enough" damage
JinaMahavira: cool game
paulthemapguy: hahaha that was the dumbest out of 3 dumb deaths
Mr_Horrible: it's rough out there on these elevated seattle streets
ButButTheJesus: he need some meelk
Blakemcm: is abby immune to the spores?
Scy_Anide: Joel would've helped you
Blakemcm: she was huffin them?
Mr_Horrible: sure ain't
Scy_Anide: Well, Joel would've helped Ellie anyways
Natural_Ones_Only: @Blakemcm Shamblers have acid. not spores
vinewood_og: In a world....
Blakemcm: @Natural_Ones_Only got it thanks =)
ButButTheJesus: And They Were Immune-mates
raulghoulia: mean girls the last of us
Seth_Erickson: both of them hate the other one's dad
MacbethSeemsSus: This fall on ABC, two immune girls...
Aceviru: Yeah the kid's no Dina
rustywir3s: the real monster was the friends we made along the way
GasCityGaming: Two girls a Guy and a 3 Wood
ButButTheJesus:
@GasCityGaming 
bv310: Grab a quick Sprite on the way by the machine
Mr_Horrible: I mean, there's a Big Guy sitting next to you, Ben
Mr_Horrible: fewer spores, but still pretty big
DragaFireHawk: That's a little guy Ben, what do you mean?
Blakemcm: on the grassy gnoll
lochnessseammonster: is the big guy in the room with us?
Mr_Horrible: that's an audible, right there
Mr_Horrible: I respect it
Omthebox: Get out the crucible and start making more
GreyThey: How tall is the big guy? Are we sure he's big?
RealGamerCow: It's a big guy to someone 5'10
Blakemcm: not the 10 guy
rosesmcgee: Well the big side of average
Mr_Horrible: the hugest 5'10" you ever did see
lamina5432: large lad time?
Seth_Erickson: if you measured the height of every 5'10 male on the planet Ben would definitely be in the upper eschelon
lochnessseammonster:
i'm gonna use that on my datefriend 5 foot 10/10
Mr_Horrible: I'm probably an epsilon or some shit
rosesmcgee: I'm 5'8 all day every day
GasCityGaming: O'Doyle Rules!
Mr_Horrible: keep 'em guessing
XombieMagic: hows TLOU going?
Raincoast_Bear: Man, I want the Undergrads guy to make his movie.
protojman: for suuuuuuuuuuuuure
Mr_Horrible: it's true, it's true
itira: TRUE
e_bloc: amen
DaFhaye: True as hell
GasCityGaming: That's how buildings usually work, yeah!
XombieMagic: whats worse? a shambler or a bloater?
Seth_Erickson: have you considered crafting though?
XombieMagic: flashbacks?
Blakemcm: pretty sad tbh
XombieMagic: ruh roh
theambivalentagender: All that extra height just gives you compressed discs really.
Mr_Horrible: teleportation magic
Omnipotrevor: There's still to many. There could afford to be fewer of us
YawnLance: Little guy powers
lamina5432: it's inception but flashbacks
Seth_Erickson: nor is it that scary
Blakemcm: people are the monsters and revenge is bad
MacbethSeemsSus: The flashbacks will continue until game length improves
ghyllnox: I'm pretty sure one or both of them will die yes
rustywir3s: skill issue
Mr_Horrible:
Neil like "erm actually sometimes good deeds *aren't* rewarded"
lochnessseammonster: eepy
GasCityGaming: and Now I yawned
Seth_Erickson: He was speaking an oracle of the future
7gorobei: yawn incepted
Mr_Horrible: I've started saying "bake 'em away" in my head and I blame you Adam
Omthebox: Jump
EvilBadman: Burrito this eepy man to the sleepzone
vinewood_og: "No Lou. You gotta dig up, stupid!"
itira: well now IM yawning
matthaus_c: yawnchamp
Seth_Erickson: an infinite cycle of yawns
SnackPak_: now I'm yawning
ButButTheJesus: you're not yawning I'm yawning
Mr_Horrible: god's sleepiest soldier
YawnLance:
Real weird time to have Yawn in your username
bv310: Spreading yawns across the world by just saying the word
vinewood_og: Cool game lol
Seth_Erickson: I'll be watching
Mr_Horrible: see if you were 5'10" then you'd have better oxygen circulation, Adam
rustywir3s: to yawnfinity and beyawnd
Rootpotato: was it just me or did the camera slowly zoom out when we looked over the edge to make it feel more anxious
matthaus_c: blighttown
Pharmacistjudge: I refuse to be a snake in resident evil. no Yawn
lochnessseammonster: damn i resisted the yawn til now
rustywir3s: going to that big blight town in the sky
Omthebox: Hope 1 bullet does it
Mr_Horrible: can you craft ammo?
NightValien28: aim true
ghyllnox: Melee time
betweenmyself:
the game wanted you to find the combo to that safe ya passed up
Seth_Erickson: yeah but think about all the crafting materials the gave you
e_bloc: 100% can touch that
Mr_Horrible: isn't that a kukri?
bv310: Tip to tail, that's a Horner
protojman: it’s true we do
Vcskyline: LOL
Mr_Horrible: not a machete?
itira: that was silly
NightValien28: good throw
Mr_Horrible: this is not to indict, this is genuine curiosity
Pharmacistjudge: it's a knife until it's a sword
Seth_Erickson: Nightreign players too deep in the sauce
Pharmacistjudge: i'm not learning them fancy words for different sharp objects
Mr_Horrible: "Enjoy that beer NOW"
ghyllnox: Getim in the glutes!
PorpoisesUnknown: Liver shots only run
Mr_Horrible:
thank you for the trials that shape me, Adam 
matthaus_c: none ammo left melee
e_bloc: the only thing she had to say was AHHHH
PorpoisesUnknown: long stabby stick
vinewood_og: Pointy stabby
GasCityGaming: it's pronounced kuh-nif -ee
Seth_Erickson: damn that those stalls are huge 👀
Aceviru: Oh
Juliamon: You don't need to tell us
vinewood_og: Montezuma
EvilBadman: They dead named Lev, BTW
Mr_Horrible: sounds about right
niccus: uh oh.
Omthebox: Shitting back and fourth forever
DaFhaye: You are ccleansed
Raincoast_Bear: Laquertives?
rosesmcgee: Couldn't not poop
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman oh, the seraphites here did?
DaFhaye: Did you feel free after
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah the Hot Ones cleanse
SnackPak_:
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible Yep
Forlorgen: A different version of wet ones
Aceviru: At least its gone now
bv310: The good news is your colon is fuckin' sparkling clean now
rustywir3s: i was fine until "liquid lava"
Mr_Horrible: I saw a name but I didn't catch in the subtitles who said it, so that makes sense
PorpoisesUnknown: l_l-l-l-l-ava ...no STOP right there steve
GasCityGaming: went to the doctor for a butt camera thing a while back that laxative ruined me. Also people should do that.
infinity_225: it does paint quite the visual
Mr_Horrible: those industrial-strength poop facilitators scare me
Larkonus: I have stomach problems and a love of spicy food, I can imagine what he's saying.
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible One of them shouts "It's []"
e_bloc: when Im constipated I just reach out to my accountant. he can usually work it out with a pencil
Mr_Horrible: I'll just take my fiber supplements
theambivalentagender: Did you ever think when you were a kid that you'd be telling hundreds of people on the internet about your butt lava and getting paid for it
GasCityGaming: @Mr_Horrible as they should, it's.... uncomfortable, no paint just.... yeah.
Aceviru: Sigh
SnackPak_: welp
YawnLance: welp
ButButTheJesus: aw
lochnessseammonster:
vinewood_og: We know
hackingducks: it's an old timey joke from the boomer era
Diabore: who fucked it up!
Omthebox: Damb, belexa blay bespabito
e_bloc: finally
lamina5432: no loss there
NotCainNorAbel:
ghyllnox: It means he does math, but yeah, fair
itira:
Pharmacistjudge: the thing is...um...it's actually a thing
GasCityGaming: and?
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman okay yeah, that's what I saw, just didn't see who was saying it. Thought it might be Lev recognizing who was doing the shooting or something
DragaFireHawk:
I am very funny thank you very much. Funny lookin
SnackPak_: we'll get it back eventually
Mr_Horrible: I'm a goddamn riot
e_bloc: accountants don't get good jokes
e_bloc: just about every episode of Fright Nights sent me
e_bloc: *friday
lochnessseammonster: i think it's comfort and confidence... just gotta find your people
Mr_Horrible:
"good heavens!" 
lamina5432: as a person of sarcasm running into a person who doesn't have sarcasm hurts inside
Pharmacistjudge: pharmacists get one joke and that's joking we're drug dealers.
Diabore: i endeavour to be regular enough for adam to tell me to shut the fuck up
Kramburger: As someone who's been told to shut the fuck up by Adam, I can assure you it's funny
Aceviru: aww
DaFhaye: If someone told me "Shut the fuck up" like that I feel like I said something funny
Omnipotrevor: She was right, wolves don't look up
Juliamon: Laaaayyyyyyyla
Mr_Horrible: yeah, if we've got a rapport you can put some bullets in me
DaFhaye: No that's just seattle
itira: DAMN
YawnLance:
Mr_Horrible: well, Abby, for a couple of those deaths
NightValien28: that was a good fall
rustywir3s: isn't that all of seattle?
Omthebox: Folded like a steel chair
DragaFireHawk: Holy shit, you DESTROYED her
e_bloc: looking to move Adam?
thatguysteve2709: The bounce was good
tehfewl: bounced
The_Color_Twelve: eating well given the apocalypse
ghyllnox: BONK
lamina5432: falling in a lot of holes today
hackingducks: standard seattle loadout
lochnessseammonster:
Rootpotato: seatalites is this true
Mazrae: So many holes
NightValien28: now THAT was a sidewalk slam
Pharmacistjudge:
paulthemapguy: pickaxe-wielding singles in your area
Pharmacistjudge:
Aceviru: They are not baptized though
Mr_Horrible: "...clown world" *continues day*
matthaus_c: what human activity isn't
protojman: isn’t the idea of having to work to live also dumb
Scy_Anide: It's just couch co-op reinvented
lochnessseammonster: gottem!
mrjujubeans: it definitely is fun
Mr_Horrible: ayo?
lochnessseammonster: ben is spitting
itira: oh myyyyy
Pharmacistjudge: I am glad Ben gets to say that without Adam rejecting it
lamina5432: adam the most entertaining man
Mr_Horrible:
Aceviru: BEN
ButButTheJesus: ew
Mr_Horrible:
YawnLance: well this took a turn
Kaaosa: hm
e_bloc: I look forward to these three hours every week
GasCityGaming: people watched Two and a Half Men, Adam, people can be entertained by anything.
NightValien28: BROTHER
ButButTheJesus: GOODNESS
Mr_Horrible: it makes the spitoon ding
matthaus_c: I /wasn't/ thinking about that, but now I am
Omthebox: Then zips you back up and sends you on your way
EvilBadman: Happy pride
itira: dear me
tehfewl: Happy Pride everyone
xantos69: Careful boys, this kind of talk is what gets you fan art made.
JinaMahavira: hard and fast or like a cartoon dangle
infinity_225: I just forgot about the lava shit
mrjujubeans: that’s a friend helping out another friend
DaFhaye: Giving it that spit shine
ghyllnox: "Dude don't ever try to lubricate your own butthole in my presence, I got you"
paulthemapguy: in a way it's kinda dumb watching anyone else do anything when it would be more entertaining to do it yourself. but idk people just want to chill sometimes
Mr_Horrible: it might be a hack take on my part, but "happy pride" is such a funny punchline all month
theambivalentagender: @ghyllnox lmaooooo
matthaus_c: the back scratch was a slippery slope
lochnessseammonster:
YawnLance: Wow during pride month smh
DaFhaye: Yeah no it's queer ahead
Mr_Horrible: "weewoo weewoo that one officer"
Omthebox: Gaily fourth
EvilBadman: Ben: They keep calling Lev the apostate because they're trans. That what Lev was asking Abby if she wanted to talk about what they called them
paulthemapguy: The Bering Strait is temporarily renamed the Bering Gay in June
MWGNZ: isnt gay a head against twitch tos?
DaFhaye: I will
BOTGrant: I think your buddy is transmasc
Mr_Horrible: as a straight white guy I accept my raid prog being stymied all month
GasCityGaming: proceed in an unhetero fashion
DaFhaye: It won't go over well at my job but I will
ghyllnox: "I'm a dude, if you're giving it to me there's no way it's straight"
theambivalentagender: @paulthemapguy I would never play the vast majority of games that get played on Let's Nope, there's a whole experience here
MacbethSeemsSus: Nope nope nope nope nope
Juliamon: Lev is great, but their storyline is more subtle than this stream will appeciate
LightspeedSloth: We strive to live on the gay and narrow
DaFhaye: Who built this elevator
hackingducks: ugh nope
Pharmacistjudge: remember, it's not "let me tell it to you straight" it's "to be queer"
vinewood_og: Burn
ghyllnox:
Omthebox: You're right but I'm not smart enough to be offended
matthaus_c: shot
EvilBadman: @juliamon I tried
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no the burns are coming from inside the stream
YawnLance:
I mean Juliamon is right
lochnessseammonster: it's not nice to be so truthful
Mr_Horrible: I snickered a bit
Juliamon: Lev is an abused trans kid
Mr_Horrible: as someone who has already experienced this with LN
xantos69: Good point streamer! You are so right!
e_bloc: you dont even have to lie, just tell a half-truth
Omthebox: Its June
DaFhaye: @Pharmacistjudge I was about to say. Saying give it to me queer might sound like it's implying something
ghyllnox: @Juliamon That was my impression, but isn't Lev still using she/her?
Juliamon: They were deadnamed earlier by the Seraphites
YawnLance: They deadnamed him downstairs
ghyllnox: Ahhhh
EvilBadman: Yes, you were talking about not being able to shit at the time
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman unintentionally illustrative
MWGNZ:
Mr_Horrible: "microcosm"
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_: this stream in a nutshell
Pharmacistjudge: When I told someone I was "I am going to be honest about my opinions" I have to give a caveat of "I do have tact and I am going to avoid hurting people's feelings unncessarily"
Mr_Horrible: okay but is it considered magma shit until it leaves the asshole?
MacbethSeemsSus: Torrential Lava Shits is a good band name
DaFhaye: I could not do this at all
shendaras: 1 bathroom
Omthebox: I dont like this part
MWGNZ: that sounds like the chair loses
lamina5432: do you have backup diapers on
e_bloc: this is just drinking a gallon of milk in an hour but with extra steps
tehfewl: that was a robot chicken bit
matthaus_c: 4 men enter 1 washlet leaves
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah I'd freak out here for sure
lochnessseammonster: this is my nightmare
Omthebox: I am afraid of heights.
DaFhaye: You would have to convince me it was stable
hackingducks: this is SO MUCH NOPE
Mr_Horrible: radio tower or crane
Raincoast_Bear: Call it "I Shit You Not."
niccus: because you have to
MacbethSeemsSus: The bidet is acting to defend the toilet
Mr_Horrible: it's Seattle so probably crane
ghyllnox: I love heights, this would be great but also pretty terrifying
RelwinEJ: Heights not a bad thing, falling is a bad thing.
betweenmyself: @mr_horrible a crane, yes
ghyllnox: It was mega awkward
Mr_Horrible: world ended while 17 construction projects were going on downtown
darkcyril: @Mr_Horrible Only 17? Seems low.
GasCityGaming: which crane?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that was Frasier's spine
thatguysteve2709: The face on that goat idol looks weird
DaFhaye: I don't get it
Rootpotato: you rang?
betweenmyself: Doctor Frasier Radio Tower
Mr_Horrible: the show fails to capture it, but he's actually 50 feet tall
rustywir3s: tossed salad and scrambled eggs
mrjujubeans: it has been Spokan
e_bloc: ben wheeler fist pounding for some reason, not knowing why
Mr_Horrible: killing him fed the whole city for months
Omnipotrevor: That absolutely used the tilt controller in the original, right?
vinewood_og: It was set in Seattle
Darleysam: 50ft? So, average
MacbethSeemsSus: Nooooooope
Omthebox: I have nightmares about having to do this
Mr_Horrible: @Darleysam well, taller side of average
lochnessseammonster: he did work in radio
NimrodXIV: liquid lava city
Omthebox: urk
Kaaosa: i'd shit your pants too
DaFhaye: Now fall
SnackPak_: you monster
Mr_Horrible: "Ya like Hitchcock?"
DaFhaye: Just do it once
Rootpotato: vomit vomit vomit
GasCityGaming: just once, please
Darleysam: @Mr_Horrible that's 5'10 talk, brother
MacbethSeemsSus: Hate this hate this hate this hate this hate this hate this hate this
Mr_Horrible: "You ever peep Sight & Sound's top 100?"
theambivalentagender: Absolutely not
Kaaosa: swan dive time
17 raiders from finalfantasyrandomizer have joined!
raulghoulia: one yime
lamina5432: the first true scare in a while
ButButTheJesus: yes ben! chaos!
thatguysteve2709: I think this is the one that gets me to nope out the others were semi enclosed but that's a big nope from me
RelwinEJ: Being near ledges is awful
DaFhaye: I just imagine like Assassins creed divve
Mr_Horrible: okay yeah *that's* where I'd just cry
Omthebox: My eyes ar eclosed
DragaFireHawk: I could never do this irl
NimrodXIV: absolutely the fuck not
GasCityGaming: do the AC dive
hackingducks: I can feel this in my knees watching this... it's awful
Mr_Horrible: we're sorry, raiders
Aceviru: lol
MacbethSeemsSus: You've been moved to separate tab
mrjujubeans: vert-vert-vertigo!
ghyllnox: What happens if you just take a dive
ButButTheJesus:
hackingducks: NOPE
Mr_Horrible: I'll give them one thing, they know how to make you feel a tense setpiece
DaFhaye: So did I miss something on why we couldn't just enter this building from the bottom?
Darleysam: not just a clever name
Nigouki: wow what is this plot armor pool in the sky
ghyllnox: That's definitely going to help the fear of heights
Mr_Horrible: nokia finally good for something
mrjujubeans: it’s weird cause they’re never the FINAL one
DaFhaye: Okay jumping for now on
lochnessseammonster:
shamblingkrenshar: Fall damage is a government lie!
Mr_Horrible:
the narrative will manifest a swimming pool under me, because I'm the main character
Dani3883: Final Fantasy Randomizer is a randomizer for FFI NES
e_bloc: or you die and you still don't have to be scared again
Mr_Horrible: we got that out of our system with Fallout
ghyllnox: You'll always fall in a rancid pool of standing water yes
Mr_Horrible: @Dani3883 oh neat
GasCityGaming: didn't have to laugh THAT hard.....
shamblingkrenshar: My favorite version of this joke was, on FF7, "I can't believe they gave Cloud from Kingdom Hearts his own game"
YawnLance:
I love Ben and his very original humor
DragaFireHawk:
itira:
matthaus_c: on pride month??
ButButTheJesus:
rustywir3s: Happy Pride
thatguysteve2709: Happy pride
ghyllnox: Damn, during pride month?
DaFhaye: Hit Lev because mad at Adam. Damn
Dani3883:
We just finished up a race, wanted to come say hi!
darkcyril: Save it for Wrath Month
Omthebox: Not saying I support Bens height theory but the pools deep end was 5'3"
Mr_Horrible: cool, thanks for stopping by!
EvilBadman: @dani3883 Rad welcome!
Rootpotato:
abby the athiest, are they trying to make her unlikeable
EvilBadman: God bless randomizers
DaFhaye: @Omthebox She fell horizontally tho
Dani3883:
Thanks y'all!!!
Mr_Horrible: Adam's gonna find out I forget to follow people constantly
Omthebox: I just dont think it would be enough
Mr_Horrible: I've been subbed to a channel for 3 months before I remembered to follow
Rootpotato: strawberry banana
ButButTheJesus: straw-mango
xantos69: Adam, you don't give off big "cross-reference things" vibes.
Mr_Horrible: it's gonna stay funny
lochnessseammonster:
mrjujubeans: how do you even juice a bar?
lochnessseammonster: good joke streamer
itira: good one Adam
YawnLance: Smoothies and juices, notably for the gays
lochnessseammonster: funny all month
DaFhaye: That was a good joke
protojman: best
Mr_Horrible: hit me with that White Gummi from Jamba
theambivalentagender: @yawnlance straights all have scurvy
ghyllnox:
Mr_Horrible:
seeweda: Abby is so unlikable in this game it almost made me think ill of Laura Bailey and she’s fantastic
GasCityGaming: LOVE strawberry mango......
MrSarkhan: strawberry mango is great
Mr_Horrible: Adam put this man in the hallway
hackingducks: peach mango, with green tea.
itira: LOL
SnackPak_: woooow
ButButTheJesus: MANGO NOT BORING
Natural_Ones_Only: Highlight reel!
Omthebox: Its pride month
DaFhaye: Okay Ben name a better one
ButButTheJesus:
Pharmacistjudge: Strawberry mango is great
BusTed: happy pride
NimrodXIV: happy pride
PhuzNutz: Drive your Volvo back to the 'burbs ya basic
Mr_Horrible: Adam posting "we need to talk about the Ace Problem"
niccus: strawberry mango is the "did they make a game out of that set?" of smoothies
shendaras: rate the gym?
protojman: kiiiiiwi?
itira: the BEST FLAVOUR?
rosesmcgee: mango is D tier anyway
YawnLance: Sorry that mango fucks
xantos69: Ok, Ben enlighten us. What is a NOT boring smoothie?
EvilBadman: What's the right answer ben
DaFhaye: No Strawberry Banana is boring
ButButTheJesus: aw man, i boring
lamina5432: I'm a blackberry kiwi person
lochnessseammonster: better than strawberry banana
Mr_Horrible:
Lattes, famously bad
Pharmacistjudge: Strawberry Banana is the PSL of smoothies
GasCityGaming:
ok then, hey ben, what's your favourite ice cream?
lochnessseammonster: lattes are great
RelwinEJ: Banana is F tier smoothie add in
Mai_Andra: pumpkin spice is good, though
seeweda: peach mango
Juliamon: Strawberry banana at least has potassium
theambivalentagender:
I love strawberry banana 
SnackPak_: this checks out
calculated_uncertainties: It's the strawberry banana of the 21st century
Aceviru: Gotta put the Hot Ones 8th bottle in that smoothie
thatguysteve2709: Abby short queen
mrjujubeans: strawb banaynay is way more vanilla
protojman: why beeg
MacbethSeemsSus: My immersion!
lamina5432: it's adam sized
matthaus_c: Abby's 5'10
hackingducks: bunch of NFL players work out here
theambivalentagender: Strawberry banana peanut butter though
NotCainNorAbel: someone 5'11" could probably fit it
rosesmcgee: looks adjustable
Pharmacistjudge: mango also has a decent amount of potassium
DragaFireHawk: STRAWBERRY mango smoothie to you Ben
SnackPak_: different mussels
itira: hahahaa
mrjujubeans: mango lassi
DragaFireHawk:
lochnessseammonster:
Omthebox: Nice
Mr_Horrible: yeah, leave his ass
Mr_Horrible: DUMP HIM
RelwinEJ: No one knew mangos existed before the Internet
matthaus_c: he should have seen that coming
DaFhaye: How long have you been waiting on that
shendaras:
ButButTheJesus:
thatguysteve2709: Got his ass
hackingducks:
couchboyj: Got im
empyreon:
Pharmacistjudge: Ben. H. Ulmer.
YawnLance: Never change, Ben
lochnessseammonster: dead
Juliamon: mango's just nasty, why you wanna eat pine tree flavour
DaFhaye: jHOW LONG
drcthulu: fancy lads, I just have mango
vinewood_og: Goodnight everyone lol
protojman: when was the last time we saw a car?
DragaFireHawk:
Omg I'm dying
EvilBadman: G'night everybody
NotCainNorAbel:
xantos69: I have never said this before, but Adam can do better.
itira: thats good
rosesmcgee: Well, let's nope had a good run
Mazrae: This moment is very, when was the last time we've seen a car
niccus: are you taking auditions for let's nope
mrjujubeans:
matthaus_c: at which point is this entrapment
Natural_Ones_Only: Oh hey look at the time
DaFhaye: I swear you have just been waiting to deliver that
Raincoast_Bear: Those kettle bells would mess up a zombie if you dropped them from above.
PhuzNutz: And we have a winner! The Spoopy Belt goes to Ben!
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon really? I've never clocked that from it, but I'm also a Gin Enjoyer so I'm not the right person to ask
lochnessseammonster:
thank you ben. never change
RelwinEJ: Walked out that square door
Raincoast_Bear: Body armor...
Mai_Andra:
pineapple
Mr_Horrible: love a 7x7 door
DaFhaye: Do you think that guard will make it
Omthebox: 2:17
BusTed: final offer
Natural_Ones_Only: More like 1.2 hours
shendaras: So only 18 weeks
Mr_Horrible:
you get as much prog time each week as my raid group does
DaFhaye: The game sits in the background
lochnessseammonster: i love podcast intro time
Kaaosa: they play about 17 minutes a week
RelwinEJ: 10 hours is avoiding dog killing
SnackPak_: 2/3rds of that 40 hours
xantos69:
50 Bits!
lamina5432: gnight trolls
rosesmcgee: thx for stream
protojman:
YawnLance: I mean we can
drcthulu: gotta pad those numbers
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - Happy strawberry mango!
DaFhaye: We just sit here and wait till next tuesday
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible I do want to try gin at some point because I like the aromatics of juniper, not sure how that would transfer to flavour
Mr_Horrible: what if I like the stream and *most* things you do? (I don't watch everything but I appreciate your work)
Raincoast_Bear:
I'm gonna go see what Serge is doin' 
PhuzNutz: Bye Frogs!!!
vinewood_og:
BusTed:
Aceviru:
vinewood_og: Oh damn
lochnessseammonster:
Kaaosa: bro i said that on a work call once
Kaaosa: i was so self-conscious after that
ButButTheJesus: there it is
Juliamon: (I don't like the smell of *most* conifers but I like juniper)
betweenmyself:
DaFhaye: I watcch the ending
Aceviru: I do :c
niccus: the first time you try it, something will happen next tuesday
GasCityGaming: I'm watching the nd right now
YawnLance: Nooooo
AdamLavadan: Classic sign off!
Larkonus: All the comedy stops once the game is gone, we all know that. (/j)
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon typically pretty well, in my experience. There's also some that have other aromatics - my favorite is an Iowa distillery that has some rose and orange in there, among other things.
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon they're a good dog brent
drcthulu: well I've been called a dillhole enough for one day
vinewood_og: Team 3D: Dillholes, Dumbasses, and Degenerates
lamina5432: which one
lochnessseammonster: for me, it was a tuesday...
DaFhaye: I can't wait for my bank account to get hit by FF MTG
MWGNZ:
Mr_Horrible: oh I thought you meant the others were gonna be there as a spectator section
BusTed: for realsies
Kaaosa: hell yeah more souf
RelwinEJ: Game slapped
EvilBadman: You will beat it yeah
Juliamon: ooh I like the card
Rootpotato: i should ask my lgs about doing a league
Mr_Horrible: yeah that thumbnail's good
matthaus_c: ohh missed the league stream format
definenull: OH NO
MacbethSeemsSus: That title card better update to "load game" next week
Mr_Horrible: wait, couldn't you have just pulled everything from FIN out of your collection?
BusTed: I love all the FF theme mockups
Earthenone: did you have a lot of FIN to conffuse it with?
shendaras:
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible He opened other stuff too
Mr_Horrible: ohhhhh
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that'll do it
DaFhaye: Dude the Slay the spire boardgame looks fun as hell
definenull: new patch? time to hop back on i guess
Mr_Horrible:
I wish you luck with Sealed Pool 2 Electric Boogaloo 
MacbethSeemsSus: Oh cool ads
ButButTheJesus: game fest woooo
Mr_Horrible:
I get to see new games and clown on Geoff, it's a win-win
Earthenone: presumably trying to kill chaos
RelwinEJ: More Nightreign at some point?
Earthenone: they take breaks
EvilBadman: Taking a break
Mr_Horrible: paradoxically yes
Kaaosa: the finishers
definenull: yeah other than play it forwards
Mai_Andra: After Love, Eepy
Natural_Ones_Only: Play it forward and LetsNope
rosesmcgee: The closers
lamina5432: minecraft has no end
vinewood_og: 'What are we paying them for?"
Earthenone: yeah play it forward and lets nope are the game finishers
Mr_Horrible:
"Ben & Adam: To Completion"
e_bloc: well you get burnt out on games slower only playig 40 minutes a week
Natural_Ones_Only: They didn't finish terraria
GasCityGaming: !patreon
Mr_Horrible is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 526 in the channel!
Mr_Horrible: let's find out
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Shadowsoflife!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gift, Mr_Horrible! Welcome to Shadowsoflife! (Today's storm count: 25)
Omthebox: All 5 of us
Mr_Horrible: science
Omthebox: No recount
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, I'm also Engaged With The Content usually
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream
shendaras:
Omthebox: Bye dad
MrSarkhan:
itira: ok bye D:
Mr_Horrible:
kimmibeans: Bye!
lochnessseammonster:
see you next tuesday
Mai_Andra: time to go home and waffle over SF6 path notes
ghyllnox: o/
lamina5432: bye bye papas
Dani3883:
Bye
Aceviru:
Earthenone: surely you dident randomly ban people in the countdown
GasCityGaming:
rosesmcgee: Night all
Mai_Andra:
vinewood_og: See you next Tuesday, dillholes
RelwinEJ: Bring oranges to soccer practice
Mr_Horrible:
"A little rough around the edges, but there's diamonds there deep down"
protojman: nobody wants to be dad
DaFhaye: Have a goodnight
ButButTheJesus: love u too
itira: hi?
Nigouki: ugh
Mr_Horrible: hot... cam?
Juliamon: uh
Omthebox: 👀
Nigouki: hello cam
definenull: UHH
JinaMahavira: oh hello
MacbethSeemsSus: *cough*
Omthebox: We get a stinger
Juliamon: shadow texting
DaFhaye: Can't tell if bit
itira: dont pick your nose
vinewood_og: Pants off dance off
empyreon:
hellllllllllo
Mr_Horrible: *chat pounding on the glass* "HEYYYYYYY"
Omthebox:
spo8n: no bit Ben pressed the wrong button
JinaMahavira:
DaFhaye: Hmmmm
protojman: now the illusion is ruined
public_key_reveal_party:
Earthenone: i wonder if how we learned to read lips for secrets, kids today can read text fingerings
Omthebox: Hi Adam
theambivalentagender: Adam has either big hands or a teeny phone
calculated_uncertainties: Bonus stream!
Saintnex: oh hai
MacbethSeemsSus: *wave*
DaFhaye: He has to see us right
Omthebox: Bye Adam
definenull: Byeee
Mr_Horrible: I love silent films
SnackPak_: o/
public_key_reveal_party: Bye Adam
spo8n:
DaFhaye: Oh now he noticces us
vinewood_og: Cool bit
empyreon:
Aceviru:
DaFhaye: Bye
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads
protojman: whew was worried we were taking a trip to boogie town
Nigouki: should have left it on hoping for a Thriller sequel
spo8n: everyone takes a trip to boogie town
protojman: absolutely, no shade. just usually a one train car
protojman: one cab..train...one seat car idk
calculated_uncertainties: Great to support multiple forms of travel.
protojman: public transport to boogie town
Mr_Horrible:
*lights cigarette* "We all visit our own boogie towns... in time..." 
Earthenone: the real boogie town was the friends we made along the way
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