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TXC2: been raining all day here in the UK, but 34 ( I assume C) is far too much for me
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Earthenone: magic and friendship seems redundant, i am led to belive friendship IS magic
IbunWest:
it has also been in the 34c range for me 
Juliamon: yeah I try to use C bc more people use it
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Earthenone: the final fantussy?
Marvoleath: oh, the boys are also pixelated to match the theme!
Marvoleath: nvm, twitch just turned 480 for not reason
lamina5432: I didn’t know ff had flesh magic
TristalMTG: @Earthenone no. go to the x-zone.
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CaptainSpam: Final Fantasia, that one Disney/Square Enix crossover everyone loves, right?
WiJohn: Jokobo?
TXC2: !patreon
IbunWest: Am I a chocojoke to you?
realbadatthis_: gummi ships?
Marvoleath: Locco for choco(bo)
tehfewl: is Transitioning, Flesh Magic?
accountmadeforants: Have we considered a button that says "Um..."
TXC2: tehfewl it's flesh science!
tehfewl: hell yeah
TXC2: lets go Cameron and Nelson
Flyingdelorion: OOh, nifty!
Obos_TAB: wow No blue?
Earthenone: G played with kathleen
Earthenone: it dident end well
Dr_fragenstien:
omg jacob is doing so well! 
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
EricTheOrange: Time for Ben to force boros equipment
Marvoleath: and what about 1-1 draw?
silent_sol: there are no draw?
EricTheOrange: @Earthenone was that on stream?
Micalovits: No draws with no timelimit
TXC2:
Draws only happen on Arena chat 
Earthenone: @EricTheOrange nah, just mentioned in passing while g and k were streaming yesterday
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
tehfewl: that means FF 8 is best FF
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
pleonasticTautology: birb
caoinlean: Birb for serb
LRRbot: Zell Dincht [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Zell Dincht gets +1/+0 for each land you control. / At the beginning of your end step, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
TXC2: you doubt Paul's overlay powers Wheeler?
Earthenone: surge managed to find lands
Marvoleath: @Micalovits Summon: Odin can technically kill both players at the same time
EricTheOrange: I'm a big fan of flexible cards. that's why I love the land cyclers. their not "exciting but I love a card that can be used early and late game
TristalMTG: as the premier lands pilot of the sealed league
LRRbot: Reach the Horizon [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Town cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
pleonasticTautology: me?
tehfewl: Me? Gongaga
EricTheOrange: serge? googoogaagaa
TXC2: the hit singer, Lady Gongaga
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't even know *why* it's me? gongaga, but I did instinctively say "me?" out loud when gongaga came out
Earthenone: ben was worried about second rite
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
tehfewl: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat just youtube me? gongaga
EricTheOrange: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat if you care. someone asked Zack where he's from and he says that
LRRbot: Summon: Titan [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Giant [7/7] | I - Mill five cards. / II - Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / III - Until end of turn, another target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of lands you control. / Reach, trample
Obos_TAB: pizos? greeny green ones?
CuteTeaGoat: Titan having reach, when he famously doesn't damage enemies with flying??
singinnonsense: trample + what I see in hand = lol
LRRbot: Nibelheim Aflame [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, discard your hand and draw four cards. / Flashback {5}{R}{R}
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: y'know, magic's had weirder origins of nicknames. thanks, @EricTheOrange and @tehfewl
Marvoleath: mhmm, fried chicken
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
itsr67: crispy hot dogs
EricTheOrange: serge "always lucky" yeager
Earthenone: the boardwipe with flashback seems above average for limited
Micalovits: The BM of second main haste xD
tehfewl: the 2nd main haste creature
BrookJustBones: Perfect post combat haste creature XD
CuteTeaGoat: and then plays the haste sword in 2nd main
EvilBadman: lol
zhrang911: 2nd main haste creature for the luls
Marvoleath: @Earthenone yea, fortunately they put a redraw on the flashback too
passwordlost_hereiam: No, it would have died anyway
TXC2: 2nd main haste, for the flex
Falannt: own fault, if you believe your opponent.
Obos_TAB: its ok ben, you're running settle
Earthenone: he lost the front side of a flashback 2 drop that hit for 11, yes
zhrang911: A board wipe with flashback AND card draw on it
TXC2: zhrang911 Chandra's ignition is in shambles
Justherefortherewards: how common is it in a sealed league for someone to *completely* pivot, new colors and everything
Micalovits: Eh, its no 4 mana 7/7
LRRbot: Capital City | Land — Town | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Gongaga, Reactor Town | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
tehfewl: Torgal Tuesday
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo [1G] (back: Black Chocobo) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you control four or more Birds, transform this enchantment.
pleonasticTautology: chocobant 👀
Andymonium: hey chat, can anyone remind me what the scoring it for the league? Ben went through it at the start but my brain tossed it right in the bin ^^;
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
Earthenone: 3 point for 2-0 2 points for 2-1 1 point for 0-1 2 games a week
Marvoleath: @Andymonium 2-0 match = 3 points, 2-1: 2p, 1-2: 1p
Andymonium: @Earthenone thank you thank you!
tehfewl: dog and wolf, next human is gonna be huge
bytecaster: That uncommon has so much text and still yet flavor text
pleonasticTautology: hey mods, can we get the sealed league scoring as a command? since this is going to be going all month
Xerodin: really hope ben has a human creature to play next turn
bytecaster: So many dogs
bytecaster: and one bird
Marvoleath: part of me wish they did werewolves as "human wolf"
Obos_TAB: any thoughts on league catch up mechanics for people way down in points end of week?
pipshardfour: relevant to this "bit"
nevyn666: prolly shadow
tehfewl: Depends on the game
Earthenone: its nice that they both got such on brand sealed pools, ben with doggos and serge with lands
EricTheOrange: hey torgals not just a dog he's a "fine hound"
EvilBadman: Clive and some FFXI protag
Earthenone: if you define red 13 as a dog, avalanche let the dog out
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
EricTheOrange: I wanna say the first on team dog was interceptor in FF6, so I guess shadow?
nevyn666: @EricTheOrange thats what im saying!
Bruceski: The old "completely forget why he did that" trick
Falannt: luckily not a real tournament
Marvoleath: !rel:axed ?
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
Marvoleath: ah, the jizzie greens
Marvoleath: (blame Kathleen)
TXC2:
we're not calling them that, stop listening to Kathleen 
nevyn666: doesnt say other
tehfewl: that means 4
EricTheOrange: Rules enforcement is "hey guys were just trying to make an entertaining stream let's not be too strict about all this"
nevyn666: @Marvoleath get jizzie with it.
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
tehfewl: big boi
Dr_fragenstien: bane of dogwater commander players
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EricTheOrange: is their an in set throw card?
Dr_fragenstien: i've peaked
LRRbot: Reach the Horizon [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Town cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
passwordlost_hereiam: There are non dogwater commander players?
Justherefortherewards: now imagine the Jumbo Cactuar in a Mimeoplasm deck..
northos: @EricTheOrange it works with self-destruct
northos:
no, Selphie is someone else
Dr_fragenstien: @passwordlost_hereiam that's why so many people are scared of it
Earthenone: selfie shot is a lot darker knowing that he is a gun user
ZuvaStyle: Naan bread, chai tea
EvilBadman: Yeah Selphie is in FF8
realbadatthis_: If Jumbo Cactuar is low enough tix, imma try to Alesha it into play in Canlander
Chichen: serge what are the funny numbers on the back of the card
Justherefortherewards: Next door to my local LGS store is a great asian fusion place, they sell great naan bread and matcha tea
Cunobelenos: Hey, that's my luggage lock code!
pleonasticTautology: kaldheim
pleonasticTautology: bane of kaldheim standard
crashco17: Maldheim
LRRbot: Triple Triad [3RRR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, you may play the card you own exiled this way and each other card exiled this way with lesser mana value than it without paying their mana costs.
crashco17: Sucxed
nevyn666: fynn the fangbearer?
ZuvaStyle: oooooh, that's a fun one
tehfewl: FF8 Mentioned again!
LRRbot: Airship Crash [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / Cycling {2}
crashco17: 3 mana for 6 no fair
Dr_fragenstien: card games in my card games
LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Ifrit [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon [3/2] | I, II — You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / III, IV — Add {R}.
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
tehfewl: um its pronounced L'Abisso
Opheliaway: Will these matches be uploaded to yt?
CaptainSpam: Gerald Frederick Ifrit IV, of the New Hampshire Ifrits.
TXC2: Opheliaway most likely yes
northos:
Serge doing all the side activity grinds between TT and blitzball 
Dr_fragenstien: T_T
tehfewl: -1
nevyn666: end stream now
Earthenone: is barret Grommit also in this set?
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
crashco17: Grinand demon
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Adventurer's Airship [3] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/2] | Flying / Whenever this Vehicle attacks, draw a card, then discard a card. / Crew 2
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Opheliaway: BirdBoatMan
tehfewl: smuggler's copter at home
DoctorHutch: thats a sword
crashco17: Die at negative 9716
TXC2: bird boatman, Privet ninja
nevyn666: bird boatman. professional boat man
Brutask: it's amazing how much weaker Ahriman gets every new game. FF3 he could wreck you.
singinnonsense: bird boat man camera woman
Marvoleath: wait, how did Serge got 2 poison counters?
crashco17: Fynm
flouncy_magooo: Bird Boatman is just a Kojima character
Marvoleath: ah
nevyn666: @Marvoleath fynn the fangbearere
Marvoleath: missed that is in FCA
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
pleonasticTautology: WH
TXC2: Vayne Soildor AS Fynn the fangbearer
Earthenone: 10001
Justherefortherewards: wait what
Diabore: 10 001
tehfewl: 10001
AllTheWeasels: and then removal spell?
pleonasticTautology: HHH?
Syntheticuh: LMAO
ZuvaStyle: LMAO
crashco17: Kekw
wildflowersnow: lmao
Chichen: fuck yah
wildflowersnow: let's go
crashco17: That's legal
CuteTeaGoat: wheeler, can we get 10,001 counters?
Syntheticuh: GET THE DICE WHEELER
Chichen:
GreatSacrificer: YES!
WiJohn: good boy
Aarek: were gonna need more dice
Aceviru: Is he dead?
wildflowersnow: bravo
Earthenone: lorge doggo
Jepardil: Truely the finest of hounds
JKBalch: Well heck
Jillexie: Wow
1QUIZ1: HELL YEAH
Aceviru: lol
pleonasticTautology: holy shit
tehfewl: Mission Status: Sick
Xerodin: HE"S THE GOODEST BOY
Brutask: 10,000 needles
bunn_tech: WOOO
TXC2: Foist upon this man ALLL the dice
oatway: that's a good boy
Dr_fragenstien: please accurately represent your boardstate
Opheliaway: Get'em Torgal!
Srynan: what? I just joined. Is this limited? Or Yougioh?
nevyn666: it doesnt get better than that
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zhrang911: TALK ABOUT A BIG DOG
pipshardfour: this is the worst possible ending of the game for Wheeler
realbadatthis_: infinitoken for beeg number
TS_Terrapin: That's when d10s just become digits in a display
crashco17: Serge shook
yargle_enjoyer: pretty ok hound right there
TehAmelie: at least it's not Infninity Elemental eh
crashco17: Memba yata lock
pleonasticTautology: i literally cannot clip this, it's still not working for me, someone please clip that
Earthenone: its such a good youtube hole
singinnonsense: what was the sac outlet ?
JKBalch: Instead of dice, what could you use? Grains of sand? molecules of water?
raisins4life: !card Ahriman
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
Aceviru: I miss old yugioh :c
kristof162028: Hey Ben for the archenemy commander stream tomorrow will the commander decks be homebrews or will they be the precons?
crashco17: Memba painful choice Exodia with back up soldier
Marvoleath: @singinnonsense ahrimans ability
Opheliaway: YGO is a game
singinnonsense: oh thanks
wildflowersnow: yugioh is awesome
CaptainSpam: It is one of the games of all time.
Syntheticuh: ben we have that too, its called vintage
passwordlost_hereiam: Magic used to have formats like that too
Earthenone: fluffal
KhazzyB: Performapals?
Earthenone: and frightfur
KhazzyB: Fluffals?
KhazzyB: Frightfur?
LordSaphni: was a Trickstars fan when i played
Earthenone: fluffals fuse into frightfurs its all the same thing (frightfurs when they have knives)
Aceviru: He's about to side in Pot of Greed
Hrrisn: suships feed kaiju
Justherefortherewards: Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't bother with having everything make sense and take place in related places
singinnonsense: I like the deck boxes
pipshardfour: we don't ask those questions Serge
KhazzyB: I loved like 2019ish format where Zombie World was an actual factual meta deck
TS_Terrapin: becasue the cannon is that the cards are from a card game
Hrrisn: the suships feed the kaiju
tehfewl: ship girls is a different game
TXC2: BO1 is doing more to kill sideboarding IMO
EricTheOrange: the fact that pot of greed exists is cuz they wanted more explosive swingy turns in the anime.
DoctorHutch: He was making fun of you for sideboarding after absolutely ranching him game one, not that it was a bad idea
Aceviru: No, yeah. Support sideboarding, but also remind players that too much can dilute it
crashco17: Ygo has no mullz
ZuvaStyle: See I sideboard because I can't skateboard
Hrrisn: YGO needs no mulls
Justherefortherewards: Also nothing inherently wrong with being competitive to begin with
crashco17: Ygo needs less bans
Earthenone:
game 2 is the yugioh mulligan
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Summon: Fenrir [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Wolf [3/2] | I — Crescent Fang — Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / II — Heavenward Howl — When you next cast a creature spell this turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Ecliptic Growl — Draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
TXC2: crashco17 conversely magic needs more
Earthenone: idk there are like 11000 legal cards in yugioh and ~100 banned? seems like a small enough number
crashco17: @txc2 yes on every format
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
Hrrisn: honestly haven’t played YGO much since Kashtira format. Fenrir searching for Fenrir gives me PTSD and the fact that you can still do that is egregious
LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
pleonasticTautology: name creature type!!!
crashco17: Sagas make this limited format v funny
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
Justherefortherewards: will all sealed league games be played on stream?
IslandersCaper:
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
Earthenone: my crystal!
TXC2: Justherefortherewards nope
CobaltShuriken: Prompto, Picture Boyfriend
pleonasticTautology: @Justherefortherewards just the end of the week
Marvoleath: @Justherefortherewards other players already played off camera
TXC2: hello IslandersCaper welcome
LoadingReadyRun: @Justherefortherewards No, you will see 3 people each week play their two games. All the other games happen off camera.
Justherefortherewards:
@TXC2 So we just have to TRUST these people? 
LoadingReadyRun: This week it's these three, but next week it's Graham, Cori, and Jacob on camera.
kristof162028: Hey wheeler do you know what kind of decks will you all be playing on the next Friday night paper fight for tomorrow. Will the decks be homebrews or just precons?
crashco17: @justherefortherewards yes it's in the twitch TOS
Syntheticuh: lrr sealed league was a great idea
Diabore: nice nice nice your go
LoadingReadyRun: @kristof162028 The decks the folks are playing tomorrow are homebrews, no precons.
TXC2: of course we trust LRR, LRR have never lied
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
pleonasticTautology: @LoadingReadyRun genuinely really glad jacob's gonna be around seemingly all month? and in general it's been nice to see him in more lrr things :3
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
CuteTeaGoat: ono
Diabore: oh he got kuja again
Justherefortherewards: @pleonasticTautology They should just do a Final Fantasy month every month
kristof162028: Ty for letting me know
flouncy_magooo: @Justherefortherewards One month for every Final Fantasy game
Justherefortherewards:
@flouncy_magooo per year 
jspencer91: Not everyone is a FF fan
CobaltShuriken: @jspencer91 and we weep for those people
pleonasticTautology: serge
crashco17:
@jspencer91 please stop spreading misinformation on the interwebs
flouncy_magooo: I have never played a FF, just wanted to say something funny
oatway: cooked versus cooking is being in the pot versus holding it
Earthenone: cooking crystal. cracked, is this a all ages content?
TS_Terrapin: Are you holding the pot (cooking) or IN it (cooked)
LurkerSpine: cooking you hold the pot, cooked you're in the pot
pleonasticTautology: you're either holding the pot or in it
pleonasticTautology: @oatway EYYY
MWGNZ: cracked crystals also not great in ff
Bruceski: Cooking means you have the pot, cooked means you're in it
TXC2: "cooking cracked crystals" = making meth
LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
crashco17: Corncaine
Marvoleath: @Bruceski and baked means you consumed it
crashco17: And corncaine accessories
flouncy_magooo: @Marvoleath You sauteed there, bro
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
gualdhar: Almost a train
Manae: Sabin, no! Not the earth crystal!
crashco17: Buffed abrade Kaopa
LRRbot: Call the Mountain Chocobo [3R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {5}{R}
CuteTeaGoat: they don't have crystals in FF6, he doesn't know it's important
Micalovits: Eh, Abrade being instant means it is probably still better
pleonasticTautology: ("serge read the name of that card again"
gualdhar: The crystals in FF6 are espers...
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Summon: G.F. Ifrit [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Demon [3/2] | I, II — You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / III, IV — Add {R}.
crashco17: GF stands for Guccimane fan
LRRbot: Ancient Adamantoise [5GGG] | Creature — Turtle [8/20] | Vigilance, ward {3} / Damage isn't removed from this creature during cleanup steps. / All damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control is dealt to this creature instead. / When this creature dies, exile it and create ten tapped Treasure tokens.
Aceviru: Big butt
AllTheWeasels: someday the G.F. jokes are going to get old, but I can't imagine it in my lifetime
WiJohn: I want turtle tokens!
LidofLoathing: Turtle was just ten smaller turtles in a suit!
TXC2: any good ways to get the damage off of this creature?
crashco17:
Should make 10 0/1 wizards that ping 
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 bounce/flicker?
nevyn666: its treasure tokens all the way down
Marvoleath: @TXC2 blink/phase is out?
Manae: @TXC2 make it lose all other abilities? But then it also loses the tanking feature
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
WiJohn: @TXC2 flicker it, regenerate it, make it indestructible
LRRbot: Prompto Argentum [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Haste / Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.
TXC2: pleonasticTautology Marvoleath WiJohn blinking is not my style, but it's probably the answer
TXC2: thanks anyway chat
LRRbot: Jumbo Cactuar [5GG] | Creature — Plant [1/7] | 10,000 Needles — Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +9999/+0 until end of turn.
shamblingkrenshar: Its the boy!
Marvoleath: all the big butts
pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 ...could jumbo + galuf onto adamantoise too...
WiJohn: @TXC2 How about put 10001 +1/+1 counters on it?
realbadatthis_: Cactuar him again Ben!
shamblingkrenshar: I know its dumb but I really want to give him Haste and just blow someone out in Standard. It won't work much but it will be funny when it does!
TXC2: pleonasticTautology WiJohn now you're talking my language!
crashco17:
Twisted image and Fling
realbadatthis_: Cactuar him for Wheeler
TXC2: shamblingkrenshar dream big dreams
LRRbot: Zell Dincht [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [0/3] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Zell Dincht gets +1/+0 for each land you control. / At the beginning of your end step, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
shamblingkrenshar: @TXC2 That and "Zantetsuken someone" are on my bucket list
TheDevil_Risen: ggs
ZuvaStyle: GG
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TXC2: GGs has been called
crashco17: GG
crashco17: That was a game good
TXC2: shamblingkrenshar nice
crashco17:
wildflowersnow: love that big turtle
pipshardfour: Honey Sweetie Baby, King of Talking Down Your Deck, let me tell you, your deck is good
pipshardfour: do we get to see the added packs?
Diabore: damn cam is crushing it
CuteTeaGoat: i do like the idea of using Galuf's Final Act on a summon right before it sacrifices
WiJohn: I see Cameron's wizard swarm is going well
crashco17: End it
singinnonsense: I'm cheering for Jacob
Micalovits: Surely he will stay there
shamblingkrenshar: Maybe he'll kill Chaos
Falannt: kill them both!
Earthenone: !break
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crashco17: Ima sit here
TXC2: !break
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crashco17: And root for ben
Marvoleath: @Falannt *in minecraft
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Falannt:
@Marvoleath Sure! in minecraft 
crashco17: Kill them IRL (In rocket league)
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TXC2: them: "in minecraft" me: "I am coming to kill you! at your house! in Los Angeles!" "...or in the ring?" "NO, in real life!"
crashco17: Minecraft is too confusing nowadays
crashco17: I miss the good old days of herobrine
flouncy_magooo:
TXC2: and we're back
crashco17: Top 28467183961 block based streamer in North America
TXC2: flawless
MWGNZ:
IslandersCaper: serge is very handsome. it's true.
JessieImproved:
Strebenherz: Thunderbeeeeen
CuteTeaGoat: 2 Bens enter, 3 Bens leave
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LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
Justherefortherewards: or is it Dancer
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
crashco17: "I will accept no" -kobe Bryant
LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon — Whenever Rinoa Heartilly attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
Diabore: dog cannon
Chichen: angelo jumps off her arm and attacks like a cannon
Marvoleath:
nevyn666: ff8 was worst ff.
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Jericu: She's the love interest from FFVIII and also she shoots the dog at people
DoctorHutch: the dog is basically a crossbow
TheDevil_Risen: Lauch that Doogo!
gualdhar: Rinoa is the FF8 girlfriend
couchboyj: Angelo Canon, as opposed to Angelo Fanfics
TheDevil_Risen: *Launch
JessieImproved: FF8 had great music though
Diabore: @nevyn666 2 has some game in that race
ukuleleturtle: it's bit weird that rinoa's an uncommon and zell gets to be a rare
nevyn666: @Diabore fair point.
Dr_fragenstien: i love the flavor text on Suplex. It's as if he's been training his whole life and each time he suplexes someone he feels a little empty inside, until he meet the train
Jericu: My flavor issue with this set is that Suplex destroys the Phantom Train 100% of the time but Phoenix Down only destroys it situationally
Xerodin:
LRRbot: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied (front: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer) | Legendary Creature — Avatar Wizard [4/6] | Flame Star — If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead.
goateedave86: Trance Rights!
oatway: happy pride
Flamennight: More like trans kuja amiright
ZuvaStyle: I heard that as "trans Kuja" and went "happy pride!"
silent_sol: he's just jumping for the picture
gualdhar: Ben killed Angelo! Get him, Ben!
Justherefortherewards: And with your spirit
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
Diabore: wonder how fast you can flip kuja in standard
Desdae: And Kuja still has counter too! Big punches
snowewolf: 3 shocks and a fling?
tehfewl: choco kick
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
goateedave86: So we have kicker and flip cards and yet, no kickflips?
flouncy_magooo: @snowewolf My kind of Friday night
Diabore: kuja notable a 5/7 atm
LRRbot: Galuf's Final Act [1G] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power on up to one target creature."
LRRbot: Sidequest: Raise a Chocobo [1G] (back: Black Chocobo) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / At the beginning of your first main phase, if you control four or more Birds, transform this enchantment.
DoctorHutch: Kuja would make a good card to get altered to be Rennala from Elden Ring
remikaly: I doubt it will matter, but Choco Mog is exiled
goateedave86: Nice All American Rejects reference Ben! (Swing Swing)
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
Diabore: damn this camera so smooth
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Diabore: all will be one too
DMGlol: New Phyrexia
goateedave86: Night @TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
pipshardfour: all will be one yah
Aceviru: See ya @TXC2
matthaus_c: Turn 1 Plains, Crawling Chorus
remikaly: Dovin is a cutie
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BrookJustBones: M19 when we had patient rebuilding, so 7 years ago...
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
EJGRgunner:
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
Chichen: its pronounced VENAW
Chichen:
Jericu: oh I love saffronolive
Justherefortherewards:
hello Dylan 
pleonasticTautology: venat!
pleonasticTautology: our crystal mom
the_fanerdic: It’s pronounced Crystal Mommy
Chichen: crystal mommy
pleonasticTautology: i am *not* saying "mommy"
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
gualdhar: hell yeah Prishe
Jericu: my hot take, and I say this as someone who played a LOT of FFXIV: I don't think we needed a Venat card
matthaus_c: yearly reminder that Meteion did nothing wrong
tehfewl: Meteion is just a depressed bird
goombalax: and a chocobo eating gyshal greens
LRRbot: Summon: Titan [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Giant [7/7] | I - Mill five cards. / II - Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / III - Until end of turn, another target creature you control gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of lands you control. / Reach, trample
idontgetmyrealname: so many xiv cards and yet several games didn't get the full player party
Earthenone: jhon fantasy with a steel chair
Jepardil: @matthaus_c All Fandanny's fault for not peer reviewing his research
Syntheticuh: john fantasy saying its his final one
KaleidoscopeMind: is there a companion Jim Scifi
goateedave86: @Earthenone Baw Gawd!
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Garfman314: an ok dog
Jericu: @idontgetmyrealname Going into preview season I was like "okay if every game gets the main character, at least 1 party member, and the villain, that would be satisfactory to me" and they didn't even manage that
couchboyj: Fernando Fantasy, last of his name.
Garfman314: (i have no reference for ff)
tehfewl: speaking of, i gotta do my 14 dailies
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
matthaus_c: good ol jizzy greens
Marvoleath: @tehfewl 14? that's a lot of dailies to do
tehfewl: @Marvoleath it usually is
idontgetmyrealname: @Jericu RIGHT? like I like the set and figured some of my faves (selphie for example) wouldn't make the cut but sheesh RIP to 3,4,5, and 8 fans
LRRbot: Sidequest: Hunt the Mark [3BB] (back: Yiazmat, Ultimate Mark) | Enchantment | When this enchantment enters, destroy up to one target creature. / At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under an opponent's control this turn, create a Treasure token. Then if you control three or more Treasures, transform this enchantment.
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
goombalax: there are very few non-legends above common
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
tehfewl: how could you not know that Clive's dog, and Clive's Chocobo aren't legends
Jericu: @idontgetmyrealname I spent 3 weeks waiting for a second party member for FFV that never came.
LRRbot: Moogles' Valor [3WW] | Instant | For each creature you control, create a 1/2 white Moogle creature token with lifelink. Then creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
goateedave86: Seems like plundering FF to build a Yoshimaru deck might not be a bad starting place
Earthenone: brave king mog
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matthaus_c: squirtle squad
oatway: spell fizzles I guess
couchboyj: The Mog Squad
Aceviru: Settle the Moogles
BronzePanda: Serge failed us all :C
Earthenone: any narghouls?
TS_Terrapin: maybe some sea-gles?
wischmobberghg: Fynn triggers
gualdhar: moogles twogles redgles bluegles
Wangor: Great googly moogly
couchboyj: A squadron of squires
Jericu: @idontgetmyrealname Also I'm gonna keep it a buck: FFIV and FFVIII did relatively fine. I'd say 1, 3, 5, and 11 are the games that REALLY got screwed
matthaus_c: moogle token's the new goblin shaman
thraximore: They're on the back of one of the Hero tokens
BronzePanda: Moogle the wreckage wins games
oatway: settle the moogles
wischmobberghg: Ops i miss read fynn
thraximore: The Lalafell Hero
matthaus_c: I got the moogles on the back
pleonasticTautology: hey can y'all talk about those nice deck boxes 👀
the_fanerdic: Who won round 1? I was late to the party
BronzePanda: Ben
goateedave86: @the_fanerdic Ben did
the_fanerdic: Nice, thanks
DaFhaye: I've always wanted to try draft.
tehfewl: moogles are treasures
Karneioss: @Jericu as a big fan of ff8, I hate what it got in this set, not having the whole party and also the party we did get just I don't think work for the characters, like squall reanimating people or quistis only being able to blue magic a single time naturally (I do not disagree on the other games that got it worse though)
Dr_fragenstien: just like real lalafels! (lie)
KaleidoscopeMind: what does "beej mode" mean? covered in lotion?
thraximore: Skill issue ig
singinnonsense: fool of a took ?
matthaus_c: stern scolding gaming
Jericu: Did they make different Hero tokens for every Job Select card?
goombalax: mucking about, comboing off
bennybartez: Hi. Is there a video/stream of teh pools or deck builds?
Marvoleath: @Jericu I believe there is one for each class from FF14
iPsyop: I prefer sealed in general, draft when it's at my LGS is insufferable, but draft with the friend group is a lot better.
the_fanerdic: foogle of a moogle!
crashco17: Faith and begorrah
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LoadingReadyRun: @bennybartez There is not.
Kaaosa: phew just in time for the double ben double feature
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
bennybartez:
@LoadingReadyRun no worries 
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Kuja, Genome Sorcerer [2BR] (back: Trance Kuja, Fate Defied) | Legendary Creature — Human Mutant Wizard [3/4] | At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja.
Karneioss: @Marvoleath There is one for each race from ff14 that includes each class's weapons in the art except the current expansion's
pipshardfour: wait, I've seen this for
Earthenone: G opened up his pool during the streamer event so you could glean some info from that
pipshardfour: am I having deja vu
matthaus_c: I'm bringing wizards baaack
singinnonsense: I'm getting déjà vu
bennybartez: @Earthenone thanks
LRRbot: Ambrosia Whiteheart [1W] | Legendary Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flash / When Ambrosia Whiteheart enters, you may return another permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Ambrosia Whiteheart gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Chocobo Kick [1G] | Sorcery | Kicker—Return a land you control to its owner's hand. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls. If this spell was kicked, the creature you control deals twice that much damage instead.
DaFhaye: Kuja is one of the best villains of FF
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
goateedave86: Kinda wanna see a black mage remake of 3AM at SchmArby's
CuteTeaGoat: all the crystals seem quite good
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
DaFhaye: What's everyone's favorite of the crystals?
goateedave86: @DaFhaye Meth?
Jericu: @Karneioss I suppose it's a question of quality vs quantity, in terms of legendaries. FFVIII got a fair number of legendaries, not every party member but that's the case for basically every pre-FFXIII game, but they're not especially powerful. The thing is I speak as a fan of FFV, a game which both did not get many legendaries and ALSO none of the legendaries are very good.
Kaaosa: @DaFhaye the edible kind
matthaus_c: @DaFhaye the mommy one
JacobBurgessVO: @dafhaye Darkness!
pleonasticTautology: hi jacob!
JacobBurgessVO: Daaaaaaaaaarknessssss
Kaaosa: when the crystal has the perfect CRONCH 🤌
goateedave86: Oh hey Jacob. Hope all is well?
CuteTeaGoat: @Kaaosa the edible crystal can go right next to my Comestible Gearhulk
JacobBurgessVO: Oh that art on Vayne is amazing
LRRbot: Suplex [1R] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. / • Exile target artifact.
the_fanerdic: CHAOS! We must kill CHAOS
LRRbot: Demon Wall [1B] | Artifact Creature — Demon Wall [3/3] | Defender / Menace / As long as this creature has a counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender. / {5}{B}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
gualdhar: all that I see, absolute horror?
JacobBurgessVO: Hello hello
Karneioss: @Jericu Yeah I can understand that, like for 5 even the bartz and boko card mechanically is more a boko card that has bartz technically there I feel
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
oatway: return of venat
KingOfDoma: As a FF6 stan, it brings me great joy that Suplex might be a Standard staple
JacobBurgessVO: Oh, I need to collect that Venat. Gorgeous.
Kaaosa: not mtg calling venat old
Justherefortherewards: @JacobBurgessVO Howdy! Your excitement for the FF set has been infectious
DaFhaye: @JacobBurgessVO Ah a fellow person of good taste.
Jericu: @Karneioss It's basically a Boko card that they put Bartz on so they could say they put the main character on a card, also the card itself isn't very good and is a worse bird commander than the Choco card, because there's some HEAVY FFIX favoritism in this set
DaFhaye: @matthaus_c I.....I have questions.
tehfewl: great now i have Flow stuck in my head
matthaus_c: @DaFhaye she's in play right now!
JacobBurgessVO: @justherefortherewards 💜
CuteTeaGoat:
@DaFhaye the back of Venat
Jericu: Venat isn't even mommy idk what you guys are talking about
JacobBurgessVO: @pleonastictautology Wow!
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon — Whenever Rinoa Heartilly attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
pleonasticTautology: @JacobBurgessVO right!? i neeeeed it
DaFhaye: Oh wait that's how that works!? I thought it was one per. Oh that changes things
h3rsh3yb4r: @Jericu she is literally our mother please stop this ninsense
Jericu: she's *motherly*, she's not *mommy*, there's a difference. Also she's not???????
pleonasticTautology: she's literally called the mothercrystal
tehfewl: @Jericu speak for yourself
pleonasticTautology: like. textually.
Marvoleath: @DaFhaye it's static ability gives extra
LRRbot: Ahriman [2B] | Creature — Eye Horror [2/2] | Flying, deathtouch / {3}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
Aceviru: magic the gathering
Kaaosa: it's my boy mr. eyeball
DaFhaye: @matthaus_c Oh lol. That's what I get for reading manga while watching
Zenergy142: Man, winddrake looking CRAZY
LRRbot: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal (front: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn) | Legendary Creature — God [4/4] | Indestructible / Blessing of Light — At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. Until your next turn, it gains indestructible. If that creature is legendary, draw a card.
Earthenone: until you next turn
Earthenone: so ind blocker
Kaaosa: it's okay ben i missed it too
TheAlmightyCheddar: For what its worth I'm pretty sure the flip side is still tapped
Diabore: no they both are
QuixoticScrivener: maximum plot armor!
Zenergy142: Paul, or whomever is on tec, will we be getting a "Total Games Won" tracker for the league on the overlay?
singinnonsense: it just says transform ?
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun She does not exile herself, would be tapper
Marvoleath: tapped*
Juliamon: James is on tech today
Earthenone: 4 poison now if it matters
oatway: and two more poison
Zenergy142: Okay, hi James!
singinnonsense: well too late now
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
Marvoleath: !card earth crystal
LRRbot: The Earth Crystal [2GG] | Legendary Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead. / {4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.
pleonasticTautology: +2 poison? because of fynn interaction?
matthaus_c: build your own tyrranax rex
Marvoleath: the activation being instant speed is cracked
pleonasticTautology: song of the summer
LRRbot: Balamb T-Rexaur [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / When this creature enters, you gain 3 life. / Forestcycling {2}
Kaaosa: Rexxar? Warcraft?
pleonasticTautology:
great games
Marvoleath: Wheeler gets to keep the egg though (on the scoreboard)
Marvoleath: oh wait, he doesnt, it was 2-1, right?
JacobBurgessVO: Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Earthenone: !break
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TehAmelie: Cameron is winning? unexpected!
EricTheOrange: @JacobBurgessVO what kind of deck you running in this league?
DakotaKobold: I wish LRR would throw the week schedule graphic on the discord
Aceviru: For how new this set is and how diverse, I'm impressed with how people are piloting. I don't really care for the cards as I'm not attached to this franchise, but the games are solid.
singinnonsense: they are doing how many weeks of this ?
LoadingReadyRun: @DakotaKobold I've been thinking about doing something like that for a bit now. I'll look into it.
realbadatthis_: @singinnonsense think it is a month thing
KaleidoscopeMind: kweh?
pipshardfour: that was quick!
DakotaKobold:
@LoadingReadyRun Thank you 
matthaus_c: has a moogle been found
LRRbot: Sazh's Chocobo [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
pipshardfour: wish we could have seen some deckbuilding for this sealed league!
LRRbot: Gigantoad [3G] | Creature — Frog [4/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.
Kaaosa: large toad
LRRbot: Samurai's Katana [2R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types. / Murasame — Equip {5}
Jericu: most katanas do in my experience
Justherefortherewards: It cares about graveyard and it gets bigger depending on what is in there, canonically a goyg
Justherefortherewards: goyf*
Marvoleath: I'd argue the bird is more of a goyf than the frog
CrossXhunteR: a green creature that gets bigger. sounds like goyf
Marvoleath: @Justherefortherewards it's land in play, not gy
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
Kaaosa: hope you like the longest combo strings of any melee
Chichen: VENAWWWW
matthaus_c: Venonat
gualdhar: monk is literally the class with so many buttons it acts faster than all the others to squeeze the buttons in
Justherefortherewards: @Marvoleath ope you're riiight
matthaus_c: Vinelasher Kudzu alive and well
Justherefortherewards: @Justherefortherewards In my defense I've been playing my mimeoplasm commander deck and its full of actual goyfs that care about the graveyard, its all I see
Zenergy142: She's part of like, a precursor race to all the other races
LRRbot: Nibelheim Aflame [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to each other creature. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, discard your hand and draw four cards. / Flashback {5}{R}{R}
Zenergy142: The names are all over
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
Jericu: why not target the hero token so your chocobo takes 3 and survives?
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
JacobBurgessVO: These games are like watching titans fight in the mountain range in the distance
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
JacobBurgessVO: Punches and thunder
gualdhar: I thought that was Princes of the Universe
CrossXhunteR: no, that’s Stand By Me
Jericu: actually Stand By Me plays (that's not a joke)
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
Zenergy142: @jacobburgessvo are you on the current 14 patch?
LRRbot: Summon: Primal Garuda [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Harpy [3/3] | I — Aerial Blast — This creature deals 4 damage to target tapped creature an opponent controls. / II, III — Slipstream — Another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. / Flying
Justherefortherewards: so.. I'm sure I'm missing something, but what's the significance of making that a 1G sorcery instead of just a creature to begin with
JacobBurgessVO: @Zenergy142 Not quite. Been busy with a second BG3 run
Kaaosa: garuda #1 primal
Aceviru:
Primal groudon 
gualdhar: @Justherefortherewards it creates a token, those types of spells are pretty common
Mr_Horrible: love to fall
Marvoleath: @Justherefortherewards there are cards that trigger from non-creature spells, for example
Zenergy142: A noble pursuit
pleonasticTautology: of course the flashback is 7
jovens_v: To bad wheller I got rayquaza with airlock on the field
BrowneePointz: I see they went with the Garuda that has her Gongagas out
LRRbot: Warrior's Sword [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +3/+2 and is a Warrior in addition to its other types. / Equip {5}
Marvoleath: @Justherefortherewards or let you recast sorcery or instant from graveyard
pleonasticTautology: swordchucks, yo
CrossXhunteR: serge is dob, right?
Chichen: BEN SO TRUE. War gigachads
Kaaosa: warrior gets to do flips
BrowneePointz: Warrior is basically Blood DK Serge
EricTheOrange: Warrior was my favorite job class in FF5 cuz all they did is hit. very simple
Mr_Horrible: certainly the most self-sufficient, although I wouldn't say no to some damage buffs
gualdhar: dude, Red Mages are the superior job
the_fanerdic: warriors are also the best healers
Karneioss: 14 warrior doesn't even use a sword so is it really a final fantasy warrior
singinnonsense: @Karneioss the 6 FF1 class all have their equipment and the kidda look like the corresponding sprite
BrowneePointz: Chandra’s ignition with flashback is uhhhhhh gross
Mr_Horrible: All Da Dragon Hijinks
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TristalMTG: except for the red mage equipment, whose art is wildly unrelated
LRRbot: Gysahl Greens [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {6}{G}
LRRbot: Torgal, A Fine Hound [1G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf [2/2] | Whenever you cast your first Human creature spell each turn, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each Dog and/or Wolf you control. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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LRRbot: Gigantoad [3G] | Creature — Frog [4/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +2/+2.
phipau13: Finally caught a stream! Good Evening from Germany
LaeliaTBR: a second bird has hit the table
LRRbot: Call the Mountain Chocobo [3R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a 2/2 green Bird creature token with "Whenever a land you control enters, this token gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / Flashback {5}{R}
Flamennight: This card is very stinky
Mr_Horrible: it flashes back for cheaper than greens, which is interesting
tehfewl: 4 mana 2/2 that draws you a card is bad?
Earthenone: it flashes back and does it twice
Dr_fragenstien: yes a 4 mana 2/2 that draws you a card is not very good
LRRbot: Rinoa Heartilly [3GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel Warlock [4/4] | When Rinoa Heartilly enters, create Angelo, a legendary 1/1 green and white Dog creature token. / Angelo Cannon — Whenever Rinoa Heartilly attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.
SirElgar: its 4 cards in one!
Earthenone: i see 2 tokens and 2 cards for a single card
ramiengrey: It's handy if you need the land for landfall nonsense
Justherefortherewards: she got that dog in her
LaeliaTBR: could you stack it to make it 2 1/1 counters?
Aceviru: Well, it's a mountain. So you can get a dual
Aceviru: Or tri
BrowneePointz: Darkstar is very much a Bad Dog
BrowneePointz: but it’s not his fault
Mr_Horrible: Ben suddenly on board with Shinra genetic experiments due to self-petting dog
Justherefortherewards: but one bird guarantees another land!
Justherefortherewards: See, it's SO good
Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz no such thing, only bad owners or provoked dogs
KaleidoscopeMind: cawcaw step
LRRbot: The Regalia [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/4] | Haste / Whenever The Regalia attacks, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 1
Mr_Horrible: Angelo's got his license
LRRbot: Airship Crash [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. / Cycling {2}
Mr_Horrible: wait that's a *ground*ship
singinnonsense: road trip over
Mr_Horrible:
flavor fail 
Marvoleath:
but that's a landship, not airship
LRRbot: Blitzball Shot [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.
CrossXhunteR: judge, he said double block
SoulSurgae: that is a goal
Earthenone: Blitz?
Justherefortherewards: Canonically accurate blitzball
Diabore: and wheeler with the 2-0
EricTheOrange: get dunked on
gualdhar: and Serge completely explodes
Aceviru: lol
owangel1: I don't think Wheeler shuffled his deck
Dr_fragenstien: there was no timeline where serge survives that turn
shamblingkrenshar: Praise be to Yevon!
g0blinslide: I came here just in time for the handshake.... Is there another match?
the_fanerdic: blownOUT
TristalMTG: Oh no! Toonces is driving!
Mr_Horrible: lrrMATH
g0blinslide: Oh no, I missed it all. I'll have to watch the Vods.
pleonasticTautology: i want to be a blitzball when i grow up
Mr_Horrible: me when I see my friends' dogs:
Justherefortherewards:
oh I thought oh how cute, they get prizes/consolation, but.. it's a sealed league 
tehfewl: Gogo
Mr_Horrible: Gogo, "Don't Give Me The Cursed Shield"
tehfewl: hes a master mimic
LRRbot: Goobbue Gardener [1G] | Creature — Plant Beast [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}.
BrowneePointz: Balamb Gardens
LRRbot: Scorpion Sentinel [1U] | Artifact Creature — Robot Scorpion [1/4] | As long as you control seven or more lands, this creature gets +3/+0.
LRRbot: Summon: Choco/Mog [2W] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Bird Moogle [3/3] | I, II, III, IV — Stampede! — Other creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
EricTheOrange: love me a mana dork
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
JacobBurgessVO: Yes, show me the baby (cards)
Mr_Horrible: solid 3-mana 3/3
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the OG ff2 splash art
Marvoleath: !card sram
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sram, Senior Edificer; Anzrag's Rampage; Sram's Expertise; Angrath's Rampage
ylegm: Ah, FF2, a guilty pleasure
LRRbot: Malboro [4BB] | Creature — Plant Horror [4/4] | Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library. / Swampcycling {2}
egoat: lol
LRRbot: Hill Gigas [4RR] | Creature — Giant [5/4] | Trample, haste / Mountaincycling {2}
LRRbot: World Map [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Marvoleath: !card thraxos
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: 7/7 metal dragon
Earthenone: a lot of legends
JacobBurgessVO: Coooooool!
Marvoleath: !card traxos
LRRbot: Traxos, Scourge of Kroog [4] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct [7/7] | Trample / Traxos enters tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever you cast a historic spell, untap Traxos.
Justherefortherewards: this set is FULL of legendaries
LRRbot: Barret Wallace [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rebel [4/4] | Reach / Whenever Barret Wallace attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of equipped creatures you control to defending player.
LRRbot: Summon: Anima [4BB] | Enchantment Creature — Saga Horror [4/4] | I, II, III — Pain — You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / IV — Oblivion — Each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and loses 3 life. / Menace
LRRbot: G'raha Tia [4W] | Legendary Creature — Cat Archer [3/5] | Reach / The Allagan Eye — Whenever one or more other creatures and/or artifacts you control die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Venat, Heart of Hydaelyn [1WW] (back: Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal) | Legendary Creature — Elder Wizard [3/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Hero's Sundering — {7}, {T}: Exile target nonland permanent. Transform Venat. Activate only as a sorcery.
EricTheOrange: the amano art for the giant of babel is more "castly" than the in game sprite
LRRbot: Dragoon's Wyvern [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/1] | Flying / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token.
Mr_Horrible: love when mom asks me if my journey has been worthwhile
tehfewl: god i love dragoon's wyvern so much
Dog_of_Myth: Dang, forgot this was going on today
LRRbot: Retrieve the Esper [3U] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 blue Robot Warrior artifact creature token. Then if this spell was cast from a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on that token. / Flashback {5}{U}
LRRbot: Fate of the Sun-Cryst [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
LRRbot: Red Mage's Rapier [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn" and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Prishe's Wanderings [2G] | Instant | Search your library for a basic land card or Town card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When you search your library this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
JacobBurgessVO: Need the rapier too
LRRbot: Qiqirn Merchant [2U] | Creature — Beast Citizen [1/4] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Draw three cards. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Town you control.
tehfewl: shout out to fancy hat wearers
snowewolf: Kuja and VIvi are kill on site commanders - played proxi games with and Kuja just wins
chaps_the_goblin_king: Sealed league woooo
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
EricTheOrange: @JacobBurgessVO for your deck or just cuz red mage?
Mr_Horrible: "some"
Mr_Horrible: lol
JacobBurgessVO: Preeety
LRRbot: Fire Magic [R] | Instant | Tiered / • Fire — {0} — Fire Magic deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fira — {2} — Fire Magic deals 2 damage to each creature. / • Firaga — {5} — Fire Magic deals 3 damage to each creature.
Kaaosa: vivi
LRRbot: Cargo Ship [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / {T}: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or activate an ability of an artifact source. / Crew 1
Kaaosa: let's go
LRRbot: Gaius van Baelsar [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | When Gaius van Baelsar enters, choose one — / • Each player sacrifices a creature token of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice. / • Each player sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
Mr_Horrible: no, car go road
LaeliaTBR: cargo ship? no, car go vroom
LRRbot: Sin, Spira's Punishment [4BGU] | Legendary Creature — Leviathan Avatar [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Sin enters or attacks, exile a permanent card from your graveyard at random, then create a tapped token that's a copy of that card. If the exiled card is a land card, repeat this process.
Mr_Horrible:
LRRbot: Jill, Shiva's Dominant [2U] (back: Shiva, Warden of Ice) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble Warrior [2/2] | When Jill enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: Exile Jill, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible:
have you thought about repenting before Yevon, Wheeler?
LRRbot: Shiva, Warden of Ice (front: Jill, Shiva's Dominant) | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Saga Elemental [4/5] | I, II — Mesmerize — Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / III — Cold Snap — Tap all lands your opponents control. Exile Shiva, then return it to the battlefield.
avjamethyst: dibs on foil jill
EricTheOrange: jill is so strong in limited
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Mr_Horrible:
Sin might stop showing up then
Justherefortherewards: if this is your first pack, you're definitely thinking sultai
tehfewl: Does jill go in lady's cube?
avjamethyst: @tehfewl yes
EricTheOrange: ah yeah I assume thats why she wants it
BrowneePointz: Angel is gonna give Jill more agency than FF16 did
LRRbot: Slash of Light [1W] | Instant | Slash of Light deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control plus the number of Equipment you control to target creature.
LRRbot: Red Mage's Rapier [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn" and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
Chichen: uh, his name is pronounced "Greg"
LRRbot: Black Mage's Rod [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Crossroads Village | Land — Town | This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Laughing Mad [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
LRRbot: Shantotto, Tactician Magician [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Wizard [0/4] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Shantotto gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell. If X is 4 or more, draw a card.
EricTheOrange: @BrowneePointz yeah FF16 was bad to anyone not named Clive. Jill is basicly Torgal 2 as far as plot is concerned, but torgal is better cuz dog
gualdhar: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr_Horrible:
the *actual* best wizard in the world
LRRbot: Ultros, Obnoxious Octopus [1U] | Legendary Creature — Octopus [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least eight mana was spent to cast it, put eight +1/+1 counters on Ultros.
JacobBurgessVO: GASP
LRRbot: Dragoon's Lance [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Job select / Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and is a Knight in addition to its other types. / During your turn, equipped creature has flying. / Gae Bolg — Equip {4}
Chichen: ultros boogie
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Coliseum Behemoth [5GG] | Creature — Beast [7/7] | Trample / When this creature enters, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw a card.
Chichen:
LastCenturion:
EricTheOrange: Ultros is a mistranslation of Orthos
silverbulletdevil: are you guys adding a pack to your pool?
JacobBurgessVO: Okay, gunna need to get a Shantoto
LRRbot: The Lunar Whale [3U] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/5] | Flying / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as The Lunar Whale attacked this turn, you may play the top card of your library. / Crew 1
Mr_Horrible: there's a ton of good artifact and enchantment targets, yeah
LRRbot: Item Shopkeep [1R] | Creature — Human Citizen [2/2] | Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn.
WiJohn: Shantotto and Ultros are pretty nuts
Marvoleath: @silverbulletdevil yup, those are what they are opening rn
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
singinnonsense: wandering is strong with the birds
pleonasticTautology: thanks for streaming!
Desdae: Good equipments too
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for stream!
ttkblazer97: Damn, cam is at the top!
Diabore: yes
ignitionpoint:
Justherefortherewards: Europe appreciates it, friends
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for that info James
Marvoleath: !schedule
Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks for the info Voice
the_fanerdic: thanks James!
SkiaSymphonia: famjam on my birthday is a nice treat
the_fanerdic: who’s fambilyjambilying?
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Strap in for Slay the Spire on The Long Game! Game: Slay the Spire) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1:53 from now).
BusTed: 🤔
MWGNZ: whos off by one now, James?
EvilBadman: No Bens club, one ben allowed
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
MrSarkhan:
silent_sol:
Aceviru: lmao
Justherefortherewards: casual firing hate crimes are NOT okay
AllTheWeasels:
KaleidoscopeMind: the kids ice cream
vinewood_og: Tough, but fair
Dog_of_Myth:
MrSarkhan:
Mr_Horrible:
Poggifers_LRR: can’t fire wheeler ! i would be unemployed
egoat:
Earthenone: well, slay the spire with coworkers, really
SkiaSymphonia: the game awards with no awards, so basically the same thing
LastCenturion: Yes
EvilBadman: they have to /pay Geoff/ to be there. Not a joke
egoat: yes he is the doritos pope
Juliamon: He is
EvilBadman: and yes it is dorito pope
ekplayscards: omg look at these three cool people
CrossXhunteR: it’s the pope
ghyllnox: At least they're not trying to shoehorn awards between the ads
Aarek: Geoff Keighley's Summer Dealie
DaFhaye: Yeah summer game fest
DaFhaye: The game awards is garbo
Justherefortherewards: this is MUCH better than the game awards, because that's doing the same thing, but shoehorning awards in there pretending to be the oscars
the_fanerdic: tell them about nice day for fishing, serge!
Earthenone: wheeler is playing chaos
Earthenone: and we want to kill him
Justherefortherewards: during pride??
EvilBadman: the actual awards of game awards is fine, but they're third priority of that show
CrossXhunteR: wheeler IS the bad guy! (?)
A_Dub888: Geoff Keighly’s Winter Jam Dance Game Fest (with some awards)
KaleidoscopeMind: be gay do crime
JacobBurgessVO: Yay Afterlove EP!
Marvoleath: there is one scheme that got much less interesting because of the shared life
Aceviru: Hahaa
pleonasticTautology: door stuck
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SkiaSymphonia: what year is it?
singinnonsense: current and hip !
avjamethyst: I played so much counterstrike in college
Justherefortherewards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Justherefortherewards:
vinewood_og: Owww my back!
pleonasticTautology: i'm older than bengineering, as per the sticker
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JacobBurgessVO: I'm 45, so yeah
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pleonasticTautology: @JacobBurgessVO wait what
DakotaKobold: @JacobBurgessVO 45 years young!
CaptainSpam: We're OOOOOOOOOLD
Dog_of_Myth: 45 gang here
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Anubis169: 138 months of sub on the wall, 138 months of sub! Lucky me, I'm here to see, the Magic of Final Fantasy!
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A_Dub888: @jacobburgessvo and you’re still gorgeous
ekplayscards: LMAO
Kaaosa: are we counting me?
EvilBadman: Jen is ageless
vinewood_og: @jacobburgessvo looking good for 45, dang!
BrookJustBones: Uno?
Anubis169: hahahaha
tehfewl: quick give me a dollar to up the average age
Anubis169: !live
A_Dub888: @evilbadman you’re ageless
Anubis169: !lrl
Justherefortherewards: isn't that just a ripoff of desert bus express?
EvilBadman: @A_Dub888 would be nice
Seagulyus: I mean, don't ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or an old one much anything they make oyu go crazy looking at them
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Pywodwagon: nice
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Anubis169: I'm just furniture at this point...
JacobBurgessVO: It me!
Seagulyus: the pause was perfect on McDownload :>
pleonasticTautology: thank you for streaming!
Anubis169: !next
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Anubis169: ^ dat
Aceviru:
AllTheWeasels: see you in a bit!
Dog_of_Myth:
JacobBurgessVO: See ya'll
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